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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Ushino podcast, episode 186, round of a plus, please. There we go, there we go. Welcome back. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the usual podcast, episode 186. If you are new here or if you haven't already, you look below, you see it's Subscribe button isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you leave it more below that you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with your name,

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this podcast with all your friends, family, and haters. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. First of all, Cam, you look tan. No, I don't. Genuinely, see, oh, and this is why. No, we're starting. No, no, that's why.

No, I don't. I have not spent genuine time with the sun. I'm telling you, you do look more tan. Okay, thank you. So I watched last week's episode, right? And I watched the week before that, and then another week before that. And then go all the way to one and then go before that. I start the episodes, and it's not even like an intentional thing.

I make fun of you. Yeah. No, that is intentional. It's an easy target. It is subconscious at this point. You don't even have to think of it. It's like telling Steph Curry to shoot a basketball in the ocean. Like it's like the easiest shot of all time.

And so I'm like, okay, maybe I can stop doing that. Maybe. And then so I just genuinely looked at you and you look more tan. I give you the compliment. You say, nah. So guess what? You look like gypsy rose on your. How about that?

How about that? That's more like it. That's the P.I. No, you do. You do. No, you do. No, I don't. No, you look better. No, I don't. Okay. What do you want me to say? Stop saying. No, are you being, yes. Are you being 100% for? You're very insecure. I guess I am. How is you're feeling? How are you feeling? Oh, my God. My son woke up with a stye on his eye. Left his contacts in? Left his contacts in. It was on the little, didn't have his blue lights in, but it went away quickly. And then outside of that, it was simple. We were in Oklahoma for like four days. Yeah. Very busy. That's a trash life you live. That sucks. Like, imagine your family lives in Oklahoma. Yeah, that part is unfortunate to say the least, but I love them. So I got to go visit the people I love in hell. Yeah.

Literally, I have to go knock on Haiti's door. Be like, hey, bro, I just, for the weekend. We can pass $60. What about you? Now you, now you, okay, let's just preface this. I had the weekend of a lifetime. You had the weekend of a lifetime, and I'm so glad Robbie got to go with you. Yeah.

However, I would have preferred it was YouTube. No, no, no. Look at him. No, no, no. Without saying too much, you were blessed with two tickets to UFC 320 in Las Vegas, a hotel room, the whole works. I paid for the hotel room. You got picked up, well, okay, well, you got, you got, you got, you got picked up in a limousine. Oh, my God.

The worst. Okay, don't tell my weekend for me. You got to gamble all the shit. I don't know anything else besides that. You only called me a couple times. Yeah. But can I just say every waking moment, I was in the 405, I was a little sad. I genuinely was.

Yeah, no, that sucks. I was a little heartbroken. It's like your best friend, your best friend is in the most magical weekend of his life and you look outside and you're in Oklahoma. You see red dirt. Let me see red dirt. And you're seeing straight casino chips and liquor and athletes. Oh, my God. No, it was a fantastic weekend.

I went to, I went to Las Vegas this weekend. Oh my God. I went to watch UFC some slap face. It was a whole great time. Now, it's power slap. Same thing, different toilet. They don't know anything about it. I think it's power slap.

Same thing to me. You're slapping faces. I went to watch the basketball league. No, it's the NBA, right? It's not the same thing. Power slap. Yeah, we'll see Power Slap. It was fantastic.

Can I say I talk to some of the power slap people because they were saying at the same hotel as me? Like the athletes? If that's what you call. I don't know if that's it. Yeah. I think it's like the enraged psychos, yeah. They definitely have, there's something that's not wired correctly.

Imagine it's, imagine signing a piece of paper that says you're going to get paid to get literally slapped in the face. Yeah. With the crowd. With the crowd at that. That's 90% not paying attention. Is that how it was? Oh, yeah. Everybody was just drinking, hanging out.

It's open, well, in the section we were staying in, it's like half the arena, right? It's like open bar. open buffet food everybody's in there the milk boys Bryce Hall like everybody everybody's just

hanging out talking drinking for free and then you just say hey somebody's about to get slav they turn pow yeah anyway so I was thinking

like that's crazy it's just like because you know how they do the one two you're all drinking here one two hold on real quick

one he's like oh boy So, and I was at the El Cortez. I got f***. Yeah, literally somebody's eyeballs in their nose now, and, like, you're just talking about, like,

can I, okay, now I have a question for you regarding PowerSat, knowing that you've now been in person with fantastic seats. Yeah, shout to Markell Washington. Fantastic seats. That was not off of any accomplishment I have garnered at all. That was strictly being Markel's friend. She said, come here, boo, and then boom.

100%. Did y'all get to see a face-altering, calm, a mammoth grip, happened in life? Yes, some vicious shots. Was there blood? Was there an eye loose? It was just more immediate swelling and bruising and some knockouts. It was very entertaining, and I do think it is an entertaining sport or competition. I think it's more of a competition than a sport.

I think technically it could be a sport. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Why? Because there's a definitive way that you win. Wouldn't that be a competition as well? It's kind of like a spelling bee. Spelling Bee is competition. Slap face, or power slap, and spelling bees are the same thing. No shot, no, sir. Spelling Bee's competition.

Because there's no opponent you're going up against, it's just you versus you. There's definitely opponents in spelling bees. That's why there's a winner and a loser. But you get the point wrong or you get it right. No other person can do anything. You slap hard, you don't slap hard. You also are getting slapped. That's like if someone you're doing the spelling me, they're like, L, L, B, A, S.

How about this? Is marching band a sport or a competition? Sport. Marching Band is a sport. They're athletes. You put a 16-pound tube on your bag and hit those damn notes. I'm not saying you're not athletic. That is a competition because there is not a defense or someone else

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It was very fun. There is a whole bunch of things that happened in Vegas and I will sprinkle it through the weekend. Oh my God. Through the episode. I will tell you different stories. Oh my God. Like a little teased, like a little blue bowl. Yeah, I'll tell, I have different stories from the whole weekend.

But this is, I have a story from whenever I was leaving Las Vegas. Oh, God. Very embarrassing story. Oh, God. And this is a personal story. I haven't told anybody this. I haven't told Robin, he was there. Oh, shit.

Like, I often get embarrassed. Naked. No, I often get embarrassed, but rarely is it a personal embarrassment? Rarely do I take it to heart. Really? This happened to me, and I don't think I'll recover from it. So, we're flying back. Oh, no, no, it's on a plane.

Oh, it's on a plane. Oh, it's on a plane. Oh, it's on a plane. Oh, it kind of. Let me get there. Hold on. Let me get there. So, we're flying back from Las Vegas to Dallas, right?

Daddy got first class. Can I say that? That's important to the story, right? Daddy got first class. It's important. I wouldn't just say it, just said. Back of the plane. Robbie was literally, like you was in the plane.

Literally, like he was in the restroom. You were in 2B. He was in 34D. Yes, yes. Yes. So, I was on the plane, right? Now, in Las Vegas, the last day in Vegas, I was like, okay, I'm just going to pig out and eat. Right?

I went to a pizza place, right? Good girl. And I got a full hot honey pizza. Sausage, pepperoni, a little bit of hot honey on it. And let me tell you, I ate the whole thing. The whole thing. Now, if you know Peyton Hardin... You big back?

Yeah. If you know Peyton Hardin, Daddy's lactose intolerant, right? So, that was right before we headed to the airport. I finished a whole pizza. A lot of cheese. A lot of cheddar. A lot of butter. Yeah.

Five minutes after the pizza, tummy starts to talk to daddy, huh? Hey, let us out, let us out. So hey, come on, come on. I want to see the outside world. Stomach starts to beatbox. I'm like, oh shit, that. And I'm like, oh, no, this is a rhythm. I don't like.

And you're just standing in the TSA. You're sitting there. Right? Right. We're kind of, we're pushing it to where we're almost late to get on the plane. So I don't have time to go fart in the restroom because I can't poop publicly, but I'll go to the restroom and fart.

I didn't have time to go do that. Right? So, I'm the last, I get to the plane. I get to the plane, I'm the last aboard the first class, right? I hit this old white man, excuse me, sir, I'm right there. I'm right where you're supposed to like right there, get up. You have to get up. I want you to sanitize the seat, then remove yourself.

So I sit down in my seat. Now there's a person behind me, right? I didn't see the person, but I know that there's a person, right? That's important. There's a person directly behind me. Okay. Now, some insidious. Remember, I'm lactose intolerant and I have bubble guts bad.

Yeah. You've had a gallon of cheese. No, I'm not a terrorist, so I don't fart on planes. I don't do it. But if I hold in toots long enough, they have to choose another outlet. I almost threw up. No, I'm not kidding. You said that, and I was watching your hand motions.

I literally went, like my throat kind of juggled. You sick. The two gas can't go out the rear door, so they're like, hey, we're going to go see what the neighbors in the front yard are doing. Right? they need to come out of the front. I'm hitting burbs that are not loud

but they're airy. You know those kind of burbs that are like you gotta blow the rest out there's a little stuck behind the molar. Yeah and it's one of those where I can I can smell it before the leaves my mouth. Oh my god. Now classic tear gas. Oh so I'm just there he was covered

his mouth. No it was and let me say this. It was one of the nat, it is literally like my got replaced. with my mouth and I'm farting out of my mouth. Like that's how bad it stunk. You're like out of stranger things.

You open up just a stinger in there. It's like, so I have toxic when coming out of my mouth, right? Oh my God. I look in front of me and there's an older lady. Now I respect women, right? So I'm like, I'm not gonna blow this burp on her.

The guy to the right of me, he's older. He only has about four years left probably. I'm not gonna blow it on him because I don't want an early one. of mine. So as I'm burping, I'm blowing it to the person behind you. You're hitting that classic tuck and pull. I'm blowing the nastiest burbs. Oh my God, they paid a first class ticket to sit behind yourself. At first, I was like, oh, they're not smelling it, right? They're not smelling it. So thank God. I'm telling you, this flight's two hours. The longest I went

without burping is 30 minutes. It is hurting my stomach. I'm literally like this, how bad I'm burping and all this gas in me. The person behind me starts to smell it. They're starting, I'm starting to feel knees and adjustments behind myself. I'm like this, right? Right? I'm like, I'm so sorry there's nothing I can do about this, right? The plane lands, right? The plane lands, I'm like, okay, so sorry about this person behind me. I stand up to leave the flight, right? And I'm like, I just need to look at the victim. Yeah. Visual confirmation. I need to look at the victim that's been tasted my burps all fly long. I look is none other than one of my favorite W.W.E. Superstars Dominic Mysterio.

For two hours. I swear to God. You're lying, bro. For two hours, I'm blowing. You were tuck and flowing. You were tuck and flowing on Dom. he's just trying to make it to Monday night raw he's probably texting Ray Mysterio like this guy in front of me

he's like dad what's that move called him I to hate him with it at the 619 this on American Airlines and now I'm like first it is like a guttural embarrassment dude like it was I was like there's no way you are and this is what makes me a psychopath I go hey Don big fan

my Stinky. He looked to me, he goes, hey, appreciate it, bro. I wait for him. I leave the plane because I'm ahead of him. And so I'm waiting for him to D-Board. And I go, hey, I'm going to be at Raw tomorrow. He goes, yeah, cool. He goes, don't come ringside. You go, hey, Dom, can I get a picture? He goes, oh, you f***er. Yeah, and he ran right beside me. And so I went to Monday Night Raw the next day, and I have a video of it. He jumped the barricade and ran, like, right beside. He literally was like this. It was, I was, you know what you should have done?

Right when he was running by, he should have went. He'd have been like, you. He goes, got, but yeah, that's how. Holy shit. That's how I was, uh. That is a, like, for y'all that don't understand, that's equivalent to me doing that and turning around. And it's not LeBron, but it's like, it's like Kevin Garnett.

Yeah, it's like, K.G. Some like, like, Dame dollar, somebody. Like, that is insane. Like, literally one. of my favorite current superstars in the WWR roster, I literally made two hours of his life, hell. And Dom, if you see this, hey, brother, I'm sorry. Oh, he's nervous in an aircraft, man.

You're lucky he didn't smell his breath. Oh, man. And I was eating some cheese it's too on that plane. You're in your f***. For someone that's lactose, you love cheese. Yeah. That's selfish as shit. A little masochus on my God.

I will say, you're a better man than me. I would have nested those burps right in that old lady's head. I would have, I would have planted them. I would have planted them soft. Yeah. Just nested him in there.

She gets up. She has rash the next day. She's literally the whole flight. She's like, she's like falling. I'm just like, she's trying to turn on her air because her head's so hot.

Oh, man. Dude, what? What are the odds? I don't know, man. That is terrible. Yeah, I've been waiting to tell that story, bro. Yeah, I saw all. y'all before we shot and I was like dude this story's so good I want to say it oh my god I was

yes or no did Robbie get on the plane either outsiders looking and thinking he's loud yeah obnoxious or racist yeah all three Robbie's the trifecta of like you got to take 10 feet like of separation yeah he was wearing he was rock he's a he's a big dude robin a double backpack front and it's and he's and he's like hey bum he's trying to get into the cock Make sure you get this bird to the nest safe, brother. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I'm one of the old Delta trading cards. That's hilarious.

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night and we're just hanging out and we're talking about talking about how ridiculous i was as a child yeah like like bad really so every summer i used to pack a bag with like pajamas my game boy and literally like 40 dollars worth of snacks like i had more food than i did like necessities like clothes and i'd always go to my grandmas and i'd stay for a week now my grandma lived more in like a rural area like her she had an acre backyard that and i would always go and then one summer like three years in a row, just me and my grandma hanging out. She's blind. I'm helping her. Yeah, here's your notes. Here we go, right? This next summer, this family moves in, and they have two kids my age.

And it was, I mean, it was just like perfect match. They played Yu-Gi-O. They loved WWE. We all played games. Everything. Perfect. So one day we're out in the yard and we're playing in shit. And we're like, dude, let's wrestle. And my sister had a crazy dog. It was a German Shepherd mixed with like a cane corso or something shit. Oh, that's a big dog.

So my grandpa literally bought a cage that was six feet tall. and it wrapped around like a big octagon so I literally thought I had my own personal hell in the cell like it was amazing oh yeah I know exactly the cage you're talking about yeah so and I lock us in there like fake lock us and we're all sitting there wrestling his younger brother he gets out first oh whatever and now it's the

two titans and we're going right and it's like the wrestling you do his kids like yeah so he goes for a little gut shot and it connects and I went oh I was like oh it's my stomach no fun I was like dude what the hell so he was like oh I'm sorry I'm sorry and he went hey man are you all right and he put his hands up and I literally went slithered behind him

put him in a full-blown master lock yeah and now watching the TV I'm like do these are real moves but I don't realize in real life that A they're not but B if you go hard enough anything's gonna hurt right so I have him his arms up like this I have him in a master lock and I'm literally like I'm yanking this kid and he starts crying yeah and I'm like oh shit yeah and I'm like oh and he's like runs home yeah i'm embarrassed scared everything i go in tell my grandma she's like you need to take across the street and apologize so i let it die down a couple hours now i go he has the front room of this house screen window and everything i go up and i'm like i'm not even going to knock on the door i don't want to talk to his grandparents i knock directly on his window i'm like

it felt like i was going after a girl in high school throwing rocks and i knock when i tell you his window from the inside open so now i can see his room. Yeah. But it's so sunny, there's a glaring. I'm like, what the hell? I sh-you not. The smallest of circles in his screen,

and all of a sudden, I see something white come out of it, barely, maybe like that big. White comes out of it. And I go, what the? He shoots me with a spitball directly in my eye. And I went, ah! I fell to the ground,

hit my head on their concrete carport. So now it's the whole situation. reverses. Now he's embarrassed and scared. He runs out. He's like, oh, cam. I'm like, what the and I, dude, my like, because I was like, what the, like classic movies, stupid white people in a movie. I said, huh? I was like, and I literally fell down, bro, and I had not thought about that moment or told it in like, it's like probably 20 years. And that was so funny. And And I, to end it, I go home, tell my grandma, she's like, well, I mean, you can't, you know, it's, it's even now. Yeah.

So then I went back to his house and we played Game Boy. Yeah. And I was just like, that's hilarious. I had not thought about that because we were talking about her uncle, how bad he was as a kid. And it just like jogged my memory, dude. That's hilarious. Just like a, what is not, a spitball, like, on deck for defense at your house security, it's just crazy. Yeah, first off.

He's like, Giligan's Island? Who is he, McGiver? I'm like, so there's a. threat and he just like pops a windy strong he's like it's a pizza guy yeah what the it's a pizza guy dropping off he's like get the back he goes what the just perfect accurate yeah dude holy so funny i like dude childhood is just hilarious i know i said it before like on the podcast i i had like this kink as a kid which is a crazy way to start that's a wicked wicked way i had this intrigue as a kid i just always love people

ringing my doorbell. I don't know what it was as a kid, but I loved to have in company. You're sad and lonely. Yeah, but to the point, like, I was calling 911, and 911 would show up to the house. And then, like, I don't know why I would do it. It was so, I've talked about this before. And my mom, like, she was like, Peyton, you're going to get us killed. Like, you stop. And, like, my mom would open the door, be like, my son is just, like, cops would show up. She would open the door and she'd be like my son is just dialing 911 and then um the cops would be like what I was thinking no this is this is a little much but they're like all right we need to talk to him then they see Preston walk by and he's like coffee and they're like

I'm just saying, they go, oh, all right. Press is going to get. I can fight, man. No, I know. I love Preston. I'm saying the lore we have built up because it's not, Presid's regular as they come.

Like, that is not. But, okay, that's you. That's you. I'm saying. Follow pressing on Twitch. Uh, it's somewhere. Oh, for real. Yeah.

Oh. But, but. But, but. The Pressing Arden on Instagram. But I would literally like they, my mom would answer the door. like she would be like in her like mu-moo and like night clothes right

so she wouldn't want like these two grown men cops to be looking at her like that so she would like pique her head around the door and she would be like it's just my son again and then they would be like the cops would think that like there would be somebody behind her with like making her say everything's okay

so I remember the cops like looking in the house and it would just be me shirtless with like shoulder pads going like this you had long hair probably had a tail sticking out your teeth are jagging you're just like they're like what the what the fuck is that thing and then they go we need to talk to that one you go you just run up the stairs oh okay like oh dude as I'm getting older just

childhood it's like dude it making me reflect how I am as an adult and you like I said earlier like I don't go to the bathroom to poop in like public I can't poop in public It's not my thing. That's such a coward. But I figured out what it came from. I'm doing like self-therapy now as an adult. Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-oh. I need to hear all the answers you get from that.

I genuinely need to know if y'all experience this. Okay. In like elementary school, like second grade, first grade, did y'all's classrooms have bathrooms in it? Yes, yes. Mine had a dolo bathroom. Yes. And that f***ed me.

up. That's why. I remembered, like, that's why I can't poop in public now. Oh, my God. Because every year in elementary school, my crush was in my class. Lucky. Until there's a bathroom in your classroom and you got diarrhea. Right? It sounded like I was popping fire crackers in there. We were relating until you said diarrhea. You went to school with known diarrhea or you got it midday, probably because you ate cheese. Probably ate cheese and drank milk. Did y'all use your classroom bathrooms? I absolutely used my classroom.

Classroom bathroom. Okay, did your teacher give you a choice? Like, you could either, you could go outside to the hallway or use the bathroom in the class. You have to use a classroom one, right? Yeah, the only time that could ever happen was someone was already in there and you were on the verge of like pissing yourself. Yes, and same, right?

Yeah. But then the teacher saw that I was always just timing it up when somebody went in there. She's like, hey, you're just waiting until they're done. And I'm like, you're like, no! No! You're like, I can't! Look at my desk! She's like, oh, God.

And so I remember there's one time I was like really bad, like I had yogurt, pizza, and milk. So I f***ed up. And my, my crush was in the class. And I was like, I got a shit. And I was fine at this point, right? Like the anxiety hasn't hit the medulla membrane yet. Medulla amygdia. Yeah, hasn't hit that.

The frontal lobe is not even existing. Sprepo cortex. The cerebral cortex. vortex and all that. You know what I mean? All that. So I was like, okay, I'm going to go in the classroom bathroom. And it was like my teacher was teaching like about times tables or something. So the class was really locked in. So it's quiet in there. And my teacher didn't play around when people would talk while she's teaching. So it was really quiet. She's up there teaching four times two. Obviously didn't resonate with me. I go.

You're sitting there, oh, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p. Oh, I was just, yes, I was just trying to listen, whatever. I went there for, four more. Is that me? You're stupid, I was just, yes, I was just trying to listen, whatever. I went in there, and it was quiet, and I just remember, it was just like, And then the one in the class was like, it stinks, and I was, like, crying.

There was always that little one mini-karon. Oh, my God. Yeah. So I was in there literally, like, and I knew they could hear it. And she goes, oh my God, what's that smell? Literally like this. You're the point you're standing up. You're like, pfpf,

dude, and I just remember walking out of the bathroom, and everybody, just like, and even my teacher's like, oh God. It was really embarrassing, man. I thought, what was this? What was her writing on the board, like looking back at me? I thought she moved your color from green to like yellow because you shit so bad.

I was not to say that is, but that's racism. I got put on red. Did you ever get put on red? Dude, I got to put on blue. We had a blue. I was under red? Pass red. We didn't, we didn't, we only had red.

Well, they got, it was like green, yellow, orange, red. Oh, our s green, yellow, red, blue, but they got rid of blue is too derogatory. It was like, like, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, you're going to leave the classroom. Yeah, you're getting you're going to the spelling beep at blue. What you could get on blue for? Took an Elmer's glue bottle sprayed that on the back of the classroom because I was just having a fun moment with my friend. And then she goes, I literally saw that you're going to the principals and I went no, I didn't do it.

And I literally tried to, like, stand 10 toes in a lie when she watched me do it. I said, I did not do it. She went, I watched you. And I remind you, I'm seven. I'm seven years old. I was like, that wasn't me. She was like, yes, it is.

You're going to the office. I literally lied to the principal, lied to my parents, lied to everybody. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. I know, I was. My mom is so, she was too nice to a fault. Like, what does a 24, 25-year-old have to gain from lying on a seven-year-old

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Right. All right. Go a couple years in the future with me. We hit fifth grade. First school we go to where you have periods, you have first periods, you have first periods. second parent. Oh, we did not have that. In fifth grade?

Sixth grade. We are, ours a little weird before. We had elementary, then middle school, then junior high, then high school. Yeah,

no, no, no. We went through four buildings. Yeah, y'all just had too much money. We did not. You're like, we need to build another building. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Our elementary school was first grade to fifth grade and then middle school was six grade to grade grade. That's how it is now. But we had, it was stupid. So you're in fifth grade. Fifth grade, first year you're going, like you have a math class,

English class. So we now had computers in the classroom. instead of like the computer lab. So my English teacher at the time, she had the organ trail game. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Oh, my, dude, I've always been a game head.

Just love that. I used to lie to my parents and to my teacher and claim I needed tutoring in English so I could go to her classroom before school to grind the organ trail. And I wouldn't do any schoolwork. I'd literally go in there. She'd log into the computer.

And I'd be like, yeah, I think I just really need to do some of those. like spelling games and then she would be getting ready for the day doing her papers whatever and I'd really be like I just play the game I did it for like two months I think that's a lack of friendship like I think it's a lack of like you had somebody to go lean on oh yeah I mean big head buzz cut real chunky at the time crooked nasty teeth yeah zero swag yeah fraid of girls yeah crippling ADHD crippling ADHD didn't know what it was bad I don't like that what you just did with your eyes it was bad yeah it was like it was like that kind of

wink. Oh, okay. Now this has nothing to do with it, but I just said games, ADHD. Example A. This, it's not a game. It's about games. Sorry, Bubba. I was asked this this weekend. Yeah. Very simple answer for me. For you, I think it's going to be a little more complex. You get, you get $100 million right now wired to your account. It literally put it in my chest. Literally put it in my chest. Yeah. Make me, on my back. Make me a twinkie. That's bad. Now that's a lot. No, that's so far, and I apologize.

What flavor would that be? What flavor would your Twinkie be? It'd be like cinnamon. Like a cinnamon toast crunch twinkie. You're not figuring out. You're not vanilla. You're like a pumpkin bread twinkie. I'm like a seasonal Twinkie.

Oh my God, only available for September through November. Special discount on the 11th. I want me a bad. Here you go. Two Twinkies for the price of one. Oh my God, okay. $100 million immediately goes to your bank count. A condition, right?

Literally anything. Okay, here we go. Yeah. Very simple. You have to win at least one game of Fortnite every single day for a calendar year. Every single day. The day you lose, or don't not lose, but the day you don't get a win. Yeah.

You lose all of the hundred million. All of the $100 million and any other money you have in any other account. So the $100 million that was given to you, gone, plus any of your own money that you've had saved and invested. Zero money. All of your money is gone. If you don't get a dub, just one day. $365 consecutive. I have $365 days to win one game of Fortnite and I get $100 million.

No, you have to win one game of Fortnite every day for $365 million. I've played Fortnite literally probably, when did it come out? Like, when did it get popular? Like 2017? So in 2017, when Fortnite was popular, I played every day. I didn't end in the top, like, 20. Like, I don't think I've ever won a game of Fortnite. For a 100 mil?

That's a skill thing. It's not a want-to thing. You could literally, no, if you were like and go climb the tallest building in the world, yeah, I could do that because that's a skill thing and that's a one-two thing. I can't do that. I can't win a game of Fortnite. You would let a man put it on your chest. But you won't grind a video game.

You literally have 24 hours. On a bad enough month, 50 racks you could put it on my chest. You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. 24 hours to get to sing to it up. That's not a good question for me. You already camp in college, dude. That's not a good question for me.

Because I'm not good at that. Like, I genuinely cannot do it. I'm not good at Fortnite. I'm taking that a million times over. Go to your blind and deaf grandma and be like, hey, meemaw, go play LeBron James 101. I'll give you $100 million. See her stumble everywhere.

Oh. Okay. We want to talk about grannies? That's the same thing though. It is the same thing. You just told an 80-year-old woman that can't see or here to go hoop against the greatest ever. Yeah.

I'm telling you to go play against 60% bots, computers, and nine-year-olds in a video game. No, I wouldn't try. I wouldn't do it. I generally wouldn't do it. Because I can't. Oh, you're stupid. The percentage for me is just not worth it. I don't play video games.

That's a bad question for me. It would be a good question for me. CJ or something but not for me it's a guaranteed dub for everybody holy but back okay so I said I was going to tell some more stories from uh Las Vegas this weekend oh my god now we were at the power slap event like I said there was a lot even you know noticeable people I met the Nelke boys I met I met Bryce Hall all the people like it was a bunch of people a bunch of cool people I met really really nice time right a couple weeks ago I said something on the podcast right and an account on tic-tok clipped it about half a million views or something like that a lot of

people tagging this person i talked about a couple weeks ago in the podcast i made a statement about a man named marlin yeah you did yeah you did i was talking about how attracted i am to this man beautiful and the things i would do to him right and i said it in jest joking around i forget that people watch this podcast right that clip did very well it went everywhere a little too well. So I'm in Vegas. Sitting down at the power slap. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a fucking unicorn. No, no, no, no. Like I, I, like the most attractive human being at a whopping six foot five just graces all of us in Las Vegas, Nevada. I go, oh my God, it's Marlon. He's walking and he's just beautiful. And he smelled like sex. Oh, I, well, I

I didn't get to smell him. He was at a distance. Oh, everybody's, oh, Marlon. Marlon, I'm like, don't look at him, right? And so I'm like, oh, there's Marlon. I think at the corner of my eye he saw me, because he probably saw that clip. Because he did, I mean, a lot of people were tagging him on that clip. He sees me and he puts his hoodie on. So he's literally like this in the hoodie, right?

I know, I go, I got to talk to him. I don't care. I got to talk to him. But I'm anxious, and that's my celebrity crush. Yeah, it is. So I'm like, there's an open ball. I'm gonna knock down some liquid courage some double tequila sodas I have four of them I gotta get loose if I want to talk to Marlin I get all I get about eight

shots of tequila down in me oh yeah oh my god eight shots of tequila down in me I see Marlin stand up and he's walking towards the exit no sir I I break him off no sir not literally but you know a man can wish I walk in front of him I go hey Hey, congrats on all your success, man. You go, hey, Marlin. You're like, Marlin, I really wanted to tell you, you're good, okay? You go, you are Marwin, right? Yeah.

So I said, hey, congratulations to all your success. He gives me the Dap, but he brings it in. Oh, yeah, he did. Oh, dude, I melted in his arms. Your pheromones are skyrocketed. I literally like we're about even like head to head I dropped to his chest my head was in marlin's chest I was like this it's like you smell nice what is that Baccarat hmm thanks man congratulations on everything you do he pushed me off right and I was

okay I'll never see him again fast forward next day I'm at UFC for some reason they let me go into this private lounge wherever all the celebrities are in oh fuck I'll walk into this private lounge, first person I see a unicorn. Marlin, standing right there. Six five is sexy right there. He literally ran out of that thing. He ate, he was trying to eat. He was like, he got out of there. Marlon's walking through. Everyone's like, oh my God, oh my God, Marlon, Marlin. And you go, I know my boots staying up. They go, oh, sit the out. They're like, I'm fucking you. Sit out. You go, Marlon. You go, Marlon. He's like, oh.

Yeah, so that's what happened. You did not drop. You are taller than him. Yeah, I'm like two inches taller than him. You dropped your head to be caressed on his breastplate. Come here, let's reenact it. Who am I? You're Marlin.

I was like, oh hey man, congratulations on you says. He brings it in. Appreciate, bro. Appreciate it. Oh, man. Holycomb. Really? Thanks, man.

I'm in there like this. He goes, get to. That's what I did. Oh my god, Peyton. Your . You want to know something crazy? Yeah. I shaved them.

You shaved your . I'm not showing. Come on, I'll show you. Okay. I can't show the world. Oh yeah, show me, show me, show me. My nipples are invisible. What do you think?

It's like a naked cat, huh? It looks like a waxed pig. Looks like a wax, raw, wild boar. Dude, you f-aged, dog? How did I age? Like, you have a, like, a father's, like, hair. Like, the hair, no, the hair can I know. My hair is a young bachelor man.

That is. You have, you have daddy hair. I have daddy hair like smokes like Marlboro, soft red. Like, you go home and you expect a hot meal and a bitch. A hot meal of beard and silence. I go, honey, how was your day, shut your d' your butt out. Now you know what the Jaguar's about to be on. Oh, my god, dude.

Okay, now this, this is a hypothetical. Right. I just want to get into you. into your brain of entrepreneurship. Oh, business talk? Not business talk, but-business talk. Business talk, business talk, business talk, business talk. Oh, I'd like to be on the receiving end of those.

I get about two of those. Ready? Wait, hold on, what is it? Uh-uh, uh, uh, uh, come on everybody. Oh, oh, oh, sorry. And what point did we just start? Oh, oh.

Robbie has a . Right now. Don't show that. No, no. Robby, it's not on your camera, Robbie. Now it's not on your camera. No, no, look at that. That's a fat boon-pun gal.

Alright, here we go. Okay. I mean, that thing was biting. Anyway. Here you go. So, you own a shop, right? Let's just call it just... Hypothetically.

You own a store, it's very, it's normal, it's not a franchise, not changed, like your personal store, whatever the hell you want to sell. Say it's WWE stuff, right? If someone walks in and they're excited, whatever, it's a hot day, whatever the circumstance, they pass out, but they fall into your merchandise and break. When they come to, are you caring? Oh my God, are you okay? Or are you, hey, it's $500? Like, you owe me $500. Why would you do that to me? Because I... You're putting like a hit campaign on me. You know...

Well, you're paying for that. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Someone... That replica belt 600 itself. If someone passes out and breaks something, you are going to make them pay for it. I'm talking complete unconsciousness. First of all, one of my biggest pet peeves is people having medical emergencies in front of me.

Like, I get, like, why put me in that position? Like, literally why do that to me? I don't like that. I don't like, I don't like watching that. I don't like dealing. prepared for that. I'm not, I'm not CPR certified. Well, I am, but I didn't pass the test, so I don't know why. Dude, like, that is one of my biggest things is when people start, like, if I see something going down, I'm out. No way. Oh, you know, I'm gone. I'm not of

service anyway. That is, that's, yes, you are. I'll call, I'll call. I'll call. Like, you're fleeing the scene. You're like, hey, some idiot just passed out. Well, I'm telling you, like, even whenever I opened, whenever I looked outside of my front yard and there's a woman literally duct tape tied together, I was like, I'm not going. I'm not going. You're going out there, but I'll call. I called. They said they're on the way. I closed my blind. I said, I'm not seeing what's next. Dude, that is, that is, she was fine. She was, it was, it ended up being a hoax. No, I know that, but I'm saying you literally seeing someone bound. Yeah. And you're going, hey, bro, y'all got to get here. Yeah, and they said, they said,

hey, you, whenever we, we come to the scene, can we question you? I said, no, you can. I said, I've done my job. I've done it. This is it. This is my contribution to this scene. I told you what happened. Leave me out. Dog, that is the, you are the, I mean, you are the pillar, the pillar of mind your business. Yes. Oh my God. Yes, 100%.

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airplanes right we haven't we used to we went on a run with airplanes for a while in the podcast we took some time off but now we're back airplane talk airplane talk airplane talk a lot of white people that work here. Ooh, that was. We literally hit it on the head and then we stopped. Oh, Pierce. We're all on beat. And by the way, it's Columbus Day and I didn't hear about anybody saying nothing about my. Oh my God. See, they don't know you like that. So they're going to think you're serious. Just optically it's an out for Columbus. Oh, crazy. All right. Here we go. rows on planes. How often do you sit on the exit road of a plane? I don't think that was a

sentence that I just said. It sounded like a little bit of a cardiac arrest. You said, how often you see off an egg row? How often do you sit on the exit row of a plane? Honestly, not often. I'd say out of 10 trips, literally probably like one or two. But when you do, why do you go on the exit row? Legroom. Okay. Now, anytime you sit on the exit row of a plane, the stewardess and the captain is going to give you extra instructions. And even when you're checking on, you, to get onto the plane. They say, hey, are you equipped to save this airplane if we go down? Correct. Right. And you got to audibly say. Yes. Right. And then even when you're sitting down, right, you're about to take off, the stewardess while they're giving you the gas mask,

instructions, if we go into a river, the rowboats under you, all that. The kids put the mask on first. All that, right? Right after they give the full instructions, they come to the exit row and they say, hey, one more time again, if you're in this exit row, are you okay to help us if some shit goes down? Yeah. They go to every person and you have to say? Yes. Now, every time that they've come to you, what have you said?

Yes. But if we're being on. I've thought about this recently. What percentage of people will genuinely help this airplane if it goes down? Oh, like 10, 10% of people. Because, Kim, If I'm in that exit row. Oh, yeah.

If I, listen to me, guys. If we're on a plane together and you see me in the exit row, you're, you're, all right? 100%. There's no shot. 100%. There's no shot. Do you feel confident? What would you do in that situation?

Now, I've said this before. I said we get in a forest, whatever. Yeah. I am not equipped with the knowledge, but I'm equipped with the will, the determination. I would very quickly. You would surround. So you're like, okay, I'm going. gonna try.

Hell yeah. I'm like, someone else's gonna. No, you would literally get up. One guy's running, he's like, dude, you're in the eggs row. You gotta help. You're just, you're not just out. You're running to the pilot. You're like, hey, get this.

Jack up! They're like, open the drive. You're just kicking the cockpit in. I'm like, stop, dude. I, now, okay. I want you to like. Dude, this is. Imagine.

Oh my God, I'd have to knock you out. So imagine, how would I do it? Imagine, emergency is happening. They're like, okay, exit row. Exit Row people, Payton Hardin, you gotta, you gotta do something. They'd go, Mr. Hardin, we need you to secure the latch. You're gonna go, you just start tweaking. And you'd be like, Cam the light, look, look.

You'd probably borderline passed out. You'd definitely be farting, puking, vomiting, all of it. Yeah, I'd be like, everybody come to the fuck down. Yeah, like, someone else, do this, we're all dead. And then, oh my God, the patented line would come out. The patented line would come out. literally like, I worked too hard to save your life. I was about to say you never have to learn about that.

He'll never be in that. You literally, like some, oh my God, picture perfect moment. Some annoying Karen, right? Oh my God. The whole time she's just barking.

Oh, oh, let me guess. You had to get my seat because you had big legs, whatever, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then catastrophe, disaster strikes. Twin turbo's going down.

That's what I thought you were going to say. she go twin turbo's turbos going down she looks you goes do something big guy do something long legs you go shut up you go I work way too hard to save your life no it'd be it would be I've genuinely thought about it too like I have a little panic attack every time in the eggs roll when they say when they when they when the nice stewardess goes hey are you willing and able to help in an emergency situation I say yes but immediately I'm like y'all are guys like i hope you know if this if this goes down you're dead that is a great point because like we're tall still averagely athletic like i can move some if i had too quickly guys yeah

there's some people on that exit row i mean i'm talking oh no lateral movement no no no mobility like they're not doing no and i and i'm sitting here like i now i only think about that when i'm in the exit road now you haven't been in the ex road since 2019 but outside of her I'm kidding. You actually haven't seen the new updated exit rows. You have no clue what they look like. I go, you've never been

halfway past the point. But regardless, as you should. Can I see the invoice on the gym you build in your house? The invoice on the... Oh my God, for the 20th time. For the indoor pool, my... That's my son's vomit.

But I genuinely think, genuinely. Because what, there's 12 people. Two rows of three each side. It's three times four. Yeah, brother. Don't bring an equations. 12 people.

You're going to start losing me. I think on every flight I've ever been on. Yeah. No exaggeration. I think maybe two people could seriously like lock in, not panic, not freak out. And I mean, the odds of us survive are pretty slim. Yeah, it's like regardless if I kick into action mode here. Yeah.

It's like, what do you want me to do? Open the hat? Yeah. Are there just fly out? Are there jet packs on planes? Not jet packs. Parachutes. Parachute.

If you think there's jet packs, you're just like, too, f-do, f-ha-ha-ha! You're just getting coins and hitting upgrades and parachutes. Are there parachutes on planes? No. So what's the point of us opening that door? Because, just because the engines go out or something, it's still, we're 30,000 feet in the air. So we're just supposed to-

First off, we're not opening the door. We're opening the door way later in the procedure. What are we doing? We're not opening that 30,000 in the air? What are you doing? It'd be like a, like, a, like, a, shark vacuum. Then what's the...

It's a little bit like... We'd all just be like... Then what's... What's the objective of the people in the exit rows? What are you supposed to do? Calm down and help people. I turned into a coach?

No, but then that's the thing. I'm like, hey, everybody, calm down. I'm exit row guys. If we're in the, like, peak altitude and a flock of geese just hit that engine, it's flashing, we got about, I don't know, exact time,

several, maybe a couple minutes. Yeah. Before we're really like, holy, pull that lever, that's going to pop. But you've got to make sure people get their oxygen and you're going to like, all right, we're going to this door, front group. Y'all, like, you're just holding down.

I hate a team leader. Dude, I love being a team lead. Yeah, dude, that's you. Oh, you and as a kid, you, ooh, oh, you wanted to be a line leader. Oh, my God. I like to watch my ducks in a row. You saw that quote in your like real lions,

follow the pack or something. No, no, I just did one. I was too big. It was too big being in the front. That big ass head. all the other kids they were like hey we're here too and i was just like yeah you you definitely ran to be the line leader you're like oh my god can i say one more thing yeah go ahead okay so we used to have dunk contests at the monkey bars in uh in middle school oh i remember this story and wait what did i say

you say it and see if i know it i think it's a different part okay but one time so basically oh no no not me dunking on the girl and not all of us doing that girl so this is another one so we got we we elevated right we were dunking doing regular monkey bars and we said do you we got to make a whole contest, so we elevated it. So I started, I was like, dude, somebody, Trevor, get on your hands and knees and get six feet back,

we're going to use you as a pogo. So we would jump off this kid and go further dunks and dunk this, right? Dunk and air ball, monkey bars. It got to the point where it was now my turn to be the base. For whatever reason,

at this point of life, maybe 11 years old, I didn't know I had to tighten my core. Yeah. When I tell you, this is 100% true story. I get down and I'm sitting there on hands and knees and Ryan, our friend Ryan, is going up to dunk. He goes, I'll go off you can.

I was like, bet. I was like, Ryan's not that heavy. It'll be perfect. He literally goes and plants and he jumps off my back. I didn't tighten anything. I literally went like this. I was like, yeah, I'm ready, Ryan, let's do it. I went, my whole back went.

And I literally was like, oh. And I sat there in the wood chips And I was like Oh Oh Get the nurse Get the nurse The nurse is Ryan's mom

So Ryan's like I gotta get my mom He runs inside She comes back I literally thought it's paralyzed I was on the ground I was like I thought I was

Split in half I'm talking every L 2 3 4 5 6 They all popped It was like It sounded like You'd snap in a big ass thing A cardboard

And I laid there I go in the nurse's office, I'm crying, I'm a mess, and I'm sitting there. And they call my mom, and I'm like, Mom, I'm broken. She's like, what? I said, I'm broken in half. And then nothing happened. You literally sat there, like an hour went by, and I was like, oh, I feel better.

I went back to class. Like every typical kid. Bro, every kid injury ever, like, you're just embarrassed. But, dude, it was brutal. Please, before we go to play this game or do this quiz, please tell them what happened at your house this weekend with my back. That reminded me. No, I have the worst friends ever.

I usually have the worst friends ever. Okay. So, we were all over at my house. You're on the mic. We were all over at my house, just hanging out, playing games. K. Rob and Dario left. And Peyton, live me, Peyton's friend. It was the four of us left.

And right as they're walking out the door, I go, oh, holy p. you got to try this new app wheel I got. It works crazy. And mind you, the past hour, I've been stuck on the couch because I was having horrible back spasas. Like I couldn't get from a 90 degree angle. So my back is already cooked. And now, as we're leaving,

and I'm about to go get treatment in my bed. Oh. Oh. Not like that. I mean like a massage. I doubt it. Go pita. Go pita.

Go pita. Go paida, go pay to, go pay to, go pay to, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. Go pay to, go pay to, go pay to, go pay to, go pay to. Oh, no, I took hours. Oh, God, thanks for that. Thanks for the scriptees. So, okay, not only was his back pain, back,

enough where he was literally spazing and like stuck for an hour. I put two lydicane patches on his lower back. That's how bad it was. So he's lytocaine up. He's still in pain and he has historical evidence of having a horrible back. I've already broken my back before. I was in a back break for a year. Turtle boy. Anyway, they're literally walking out. My office is right by the front door. I'm walking out like this. I go, oh my God, look at this ab wheel real quick. Like I just got it. It's it works crazy. So I get down, I show them. I'm like dog. I did like 20 the other day. My shit tore up.

Peyton's friend goes, ooh, I'm going to try it. She does it, kills it. Live, little did I know. She ate that shit out. I was like, babe, like, it might be. She was like, let me go. She killed it. So then Peyton, he's like, oh, my back hurts.

We go, oh, you can't be the only one. Typical peer pressure. He goes, fine, whatever. He goes down, and he puts his knees on the little pad, and he's sitting there waiting. And we started talking. He goes, this, he goes, I don't, this really might hurt my back. And Liv's like, no, I don't think it will.

I think it'll be fine. Target's your core, not your back. And then me and Payton Sramm, we're like, yeah, you'll be fine, just do it. And he starts to go and he goes, no, I think this is going to hurt my back. I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure it will too. He literally pushes out and his back goes, this huge pop. He falls straight to the ground and we all go, we're dying laughing. We're literally like, I was staring up.

I was stuck on the ground like this. I can't move. He yelped. It was like, and he went, ah. And he felt to the ground. literally was just like this, he was like, ah, just on the ground. And we are crying, laughing. And I'm talking, no exaggeration, probably 90 seconds.

Like, it's one of those laughs you can't even speak. It's silent laughing. I'm like, and I say I have bad friends, no one ever asked if I was okay. No one said, nobody. As soon as we got the ability to talk, we just started making fun of him. Yeah. We literally like, you broke back. Like, it was.

I literally have tears in my eyes. Oh my God. That's hilarious. Let's go play this game. Let's do it. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. You know what? I say this time and time again.

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Me and Cam are going to be answering riddles each time you get a question wrong, you get a shock to the arm. Whoever has the most water in their bottle at the end, is the winner. Kim, I'm so nervous, brother. No, I am too. It's gonna be back. I'll go first. You're going first.

Oh, God. All right. I've never done this on the forearm. A bunch of our friends have, but I haven't done it. Oh, God. What are you putting it on? No, we're doing 10. Please, Cam.

Oh, no. We're doing 10. All right. Here we go. Relax. Here we go. Can I take a little sip out? It's already kind of leaking.

Take a sit. I'm also nervous. You're decreasing your chances of winning. Is this unsafe electricity near water? No. Very safe. CJ gave me the look, I don't know. Now if you want a tub, that would be different.

Don't try that at home. Here we go, kids, there we go. Here we go. What can you hold without touching it at all? What? What can you hold without touching it at all? What can you hold without touching it? At all?

At all. Hold without touching it. Stop looking at the choir for help. A baby. Because you can put it on your chest. Like a kangaroo pouch. Don't you? Talk me, Cam!

Take a sip, go! Oh! Get him, stop, stop, stop! Pick your bottle up! Damn! We can't do 20. We can't do 20. Motherf-f-goes to 10!

You were on six! No, no, no, you can't go to 10. You can't, it's impossible. You can't go to... You can't go to... You cannot go to 10. Okay. Ow!

Ten, no, no, no. 10 no no no no no no I don't know this arm's gonna work anymore yes it is near boy strap up okay don't go to 10 I won't go to don't even go to six bro okay I was that on six go to like three I'm going to six no no that it can't I'm not like no podk it can't it can't there's not gonna be a game half of your bottles godly doing one of these this is a no this is a no this ain't no joke. Put two! I'm going to three. Put two pads on. Play with me. Put two pads on. You got to go to like three, bro. It's not... I actually want to see if...

No, you're not your test monkey? What do you don't? No! Okay. Kim's tripping right now, dog. I was trying to see... You're tripping. You know I'm a vindictive. Once I get this on, you're cooked. Exactly. That's so... Stop playing. Don't go, don't go past three. He's going to put that. These are a fire. Oh, you're going to jail break. You don't feel six. I think genuinely one is fine. I think genuinely one is fine.

I think genuinely one is fine, bro. I think one is like, Rob, you get your brother and try it. Okay, I wouldn't hold the other one here. Your finger's going to get a little sparkly. Okay. Roby, suck the back of my... The answer was your breath, not a baby. You can hold your breath without touching it at all.

Here we go. I should have done that on the plane. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? Purple. Wait, no, that's not my answer. If you turn a red stone into a blue sea, what is it? If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become? Come on, pee, come on.

Can I get a warm up, bro? Let's give you some incentive. That's point five. Here we go. Okay. That's level one. Okay. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what does it become?

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, did anybody pass art in elementary? What are those two colors make? Purple? Purple, right? Perp. Your final answer is perp. Purp. Yeah, go ahead and take a second.

Here you go. See, you're back at six. Yeah, I told you not to touch it. I told you not to touch it. This one's dead. It's dead? Yeah. It was only that one that worked.

I guess. Oh, okay. Ah. Oh, Still on. Sorry. It's off. It's off.

Go, it's off. I'm all wet. You only have two more questions. Oh, yeah. Not the first time you've been wet. Okay, turn it off, turn it off. It's off. It's off.

It's off. It's off. Oh, that bitch looks like a raisin. Oh, that bitch looks like a raisin. Oh. Holy shi. It hurts. Like, this isn't even like,

you might be putting it on your, on your sanctum, sanctum, Yeah, where are my, where's a safer place? You might be putting it on your vagus nerve. Right here? Yeah, put it on, put it on that old second meat. I put it on my forearm bone. Yeah, you're probably hitting like, right here?

You're probably hitting internals. Yeah. Put it on that old slab of meat. Put on the hamhawk. Holy shit, boys. Okay. You only got two more. You're O for two.

Dude, first of all, Elquay. The question was wet. If you throw a rock in a water, it becomes wet. Your guy's got caught up on the colors. You said, ooh, perp, herb. Herb. It's just wet. Okay, here we go. See?

Dude, I'm, I'm literally, I was supposed to go eat after this. I'm drenched wet. Here we go. Third question. Alright, here we go. What's always coming but never arrives? I mean, me in the bedroom, brother, I like, I'll feel like I'm right there. I'll lose it.

I mean, that's just gone. Like, where did it go? I just felt you. Hey, I wasn't ready! What is always coming, but never arrives. Payton. Pop it.

Okay. What is... Somebody's coming right now. What is always coming but never arrives. What is always coming but never arrives? What is always coming but it never arrives? Give me a hint. I deserve one.

Okay. Give me a hint. Now, I deserve it. It is... It's not a tangible thing. You cannot hold it. Can't be bought, purchased. What is coming but it never arrives?

Yeah. It's not a physical. So it's an imagination. Sure. These are hard. What are they? I don't know. What is it?

Think for a little bit. Okay, I'll give you one more hand. What do you think I've been doing here? Now you're getting shocked, Frankenstein. Think of days. The biggest hint I could give. What's coming but never arrives? Oh, like the 29th of February.

That is a 10th, 29th of February. That comes once every four years. What? Comes once every four years. It's called a leap year. Idiot, so it does come. This says never comes. Get ready to drink. I'm going in three. I thought leave years are a myth. Two, three, I don't believe you'll leave yours.

There's that one. Five, six, six, seven. No, no, no, stop to stop. As soon as you complete the drink, you're done. Your bottle is. Damn, no, this hurts, dog. You're gonna have a rectile dysfunction of the four. In my arm, dude. All right, here we go.

I'll go two on this. Oh, you're a madman. You can see my arms like getting red. Oh, God. What the f***? Here we go. Okay. Last one.

Hey, I literally asked, what are riddles I could ask a fifth grader? That's my Google search. No one in the back has gotten any of these right. I literally heard three of them go tomorrow. No. The answer was tomorrow. Oh, was it? Yeah. Always coming. Never's here. Never arrives.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow? No, it doesn't. Because the sec you hit the next day. Tomorrow's the next day, you dumb sack of gay shit. That was oddly specific. And that's all about perception. That's not about perception. Yes, because technically it's always tomorrow. What does that mean? No, I'm not. It's always tomorrow, if you think about it.

It's never once been tomorrow. It's yesterday's tomorrow. You will, what? And it's, yeah, go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. You took a sniff of that frog, didn't you? Yeah. You licked the toad. Fourth and final, you're O for three with a crumpt. to water bottle. Here we go. Matter of fact, I'm going to give you a question that is literally 50-50. Okay. It is 50-50. Okay. For your final question.

Okay. What color is the X in FedEx? Oh, you bitch. Oh, you bitch. Oh, you got two answers. I got two answers. Now, it's either purple or orange. All right?

Orange. It's orange. It's orange. You're done. Okay. Thank you. I wanted you to say purple soap. No, dude.

I knew it. Oh, man. Holy shit. Okay, so my water bottle is at halfway. No, it's not. Blow into your bottle. Blow into it. Blow on that.

I mean, that's about a quarter. Do you know you are a taxpaying grown, man? That's about a quarter. I have eight taxes. Allegedly. I'll go left or right. I'll go right. Holy shit.

drenched wet. Hey, no, seriously, like, I love you and I know you're vindictive as shit. I never went above six. Okay. Give me this. All right. And I want y'all to see the degree of questions I ask. Let me tell you something. Okay. All right. Just to test if you can feel it. Yep, it's hard. Okay. All right. Now, Cam, are you ready for your riddles? Do I get my honorary complimentary swig as well? Actually, I don't want to. That'll making me further my chances of losing. Here we go. Oh, God, there's a lot of floaties in this water.

Take a courtesy sip. Is this fucking on already? Is this placebo? No, no, no, it's placebo. It's placebo. It's placebo. Here we go. All right. No, this is just sending electrical shock wave currents.

Here we go. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I? I'm going to say, what the question? What am I? I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. My beard stays the same. Yeah.

You, my friend, are a ebb-e-a-a-bra-a-bra-a-bra. Take a sip. No wait. What's the answer? A barber. Ah, f***. One, two, three. We're at level one.

We're at level two. We're at level three. Okay. Where I said? At six? Five. Oh, no, it's stuck! Oh my god.

Six. I know it's literally stuck. It's literally stuck. It's literally stuck. All right. Okay. Oh my God. Come up for Kevin.

Come on. I'm giving some load. Let's go. I might have to strap. That was a lock jaw. Holy shit. It's like a bear trap. All right.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I got a vice grip on his thing. Oh, yeah. I got a vice grip about a couple spots. Here we go. Oh. How's it going?

I saw ya. Please saw ya. No! The more there is, the less. you see. What? The more that darkness. Yeah, yeah. No, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Don't, you don't double dutch me. Oh, okay. Clap it up for Cammy, you got it right. Oh my God. Yeah, you can't, you cannot with me in the cerebral games. All right.

Oh, oh. Remove my first letter and I'm even. Remove my last and I'm odd. What am I? Okay. You turned it on. I thought that. I did not. Dude, this placebo's a mother. Remove my first letter and I'm even. Remove my last and I'm odd.

What am I? Remove my first letter. I'm even. Ten. Nine. You didn't get a time limit. Purple answer. How was two of your answers are purple?

How does that happen? First is even. Seconds odd. Numbers. um two four six one three five uh if you if the first set one more time more that final remove my first letter and i'm even remove my last and i'm odd first letter i'm even what is it cam going to the mic um final guess l and that would be wrong the answer is seven one seven two three four five six

What the f***level was that? What the hell was that? You switched the settings. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. You, like the first click, I was... Oh my God, oh my God, oh my...

That thing that's what you put on mine the first one, bro. Oh, this might be a game, fellas. Alright, how many more do I have? One. Here we go. Oh, shit. All right. Wait, the answer was seven?

Yeah, I didn't understand it, so I asked... If it's... S-E-E-V... Here we go. Yeah, here we go. Take off the end. Say, hey. I'm not alive, yet I grow.

No, I don't want to do that one. My f***, I might have been so much a lot. Here we go. He's alive! Okay. I have branches but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What I am I? Final answer, Steve, government.

That would be wrong. The answer was a bank. Your ancestry? Two, three, five, six. You cheater! You cheater! Oh my god, I literally could not grip that. Show your water bottle?

You cheating, conniving, son of a brother of a bottle. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Compare the water bottles.

Here you go. You're a cheating man. God doesn't like dishonesty. Oh my God, what level was that? Be 100% honest. Oh, I literally, my fingers were closing. I was like that. Oh, I ran of applause for closed camp.

Oh my God. Oh my God. No, it's like stretching it. Yeah, no, no. It literally took me some recovery. Oh my God. It was bad. easy bar and I just I just went to town yeah oh my knuckles are popping all right how's a great episode

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