You Should Know Podcast - THE EXTREME FOOD ILLUSIONS CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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you know. Yeah, buddy. Welcome back. How are you look. Am I not clapping today? Oh, round of applause, please, Daddy. Are you a fan of the daddy? I like Daddy. I like Pop more. I go shake that pop. Oh, dude. Wait. What? You go, you tell your wife, you say shake that rumpus pop? You call your... She calls me pop. And she tells you to shake that... Oh, dude, we have an open, we have a vulnerable love. I love that. Dude, honestly say. I go, you can't say nothing. Give it something that nose.

Yeah. Oh dude, yeah, don't even give you a start. You're a gobble. Dude, you look more manly today. Should I say that? Really? I thought the graphic team would bring it down a bit up. I love LeBron and I'm okay, I'll take that.

Well, it's not really your... You're missing socks. What? The lower part of your foot gets so white. It gets so easy. He's just missing. He never, he never does this, ladies and children. He never does that.

Like, mind, mind, once in a blue moon. His is once every two years where he just goes full-blown angst. I mean, those are some naked, bare, white ankles. Yeah, so I'm wearing ankle socks for the audio listeners. You want to know why? Why? I lotion my legs today.

That's got to be a first in a couple years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I noticed a stretch mark to the left of my back. And so I was like, oh, maybe that's a hydration problem. Because I'm not getting thicker. You're getting smaller. Trench marks one of two things.

Oh my God. You're either getting bigger, you're getting smaller. You're getting smaller nuts. You're getting a smaller ball sack. That's fine. It's not good. I've never been a fan of big ball sacks. Never been, never been quite my thing.

I've never, I've never mind them. Really? Never mind them. Yeah. Oh, we have a shared friend. Ooh, good God. Ooh, back in eighth or ninth grade. I don't really want to talk.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Large nuts. Oh, it looked like two tomatoes. Yeah. Oh, I think he was stung by something. Yeah, he was hurting. Oh, it was allergic.

It was allergic. Well, God bless. Yeah, God bless him. But yeah, so, no, I am wearing ankle socks. This reminds me of old high school pain. And I've said this multiple times, but I used to wear no socks in high school, like all of high school. And that, like, genuinely, if you do that currently, that deserves jail time.

No socks is, I just don't understand what is the, like, why do you do that? Why would you do that? I think it's because it was the only way people would talk to me. I think, like, I said for years, oh, it just felt good, wanted to be like, you know, be myself. I liked when people talk to me. Were they talking to you or about you? Started about, went to.

They're like, hey, dumb, you got those socks. You're just like, hey, my name's Peyton. You're like, I'd love to sit down at your table. I go, you see me? You go, big nuts aren't a problem. They've been my thing, but they're not a problem. But no, I was saying you look more. manly today, not because of your aesthetic,

but because you built something this week. You did construction on your house, which is like a huge, I mean, I think that's like a part of a man's checklist. It is, and it felt good. It felt good. Time out, when are they getting back? I go, when are they getting back?

They're back by this time this comes on. This comes out Monday. Yeah, did they get back? I think they get back Monday. Your wife doesn't watch this. Okay, okay. Bring back in. No, 100%.

It felt, what do you bring it back in? Oh, I thought. I thought that was coming out. Sorry. No, no, you just made it weird. Oh, now it's weird. Sorry. So now we bring it back in? No, it's all staying in. Okay, perfect. Okay, well then yeah, sorry. Basically, I did build. I didn't know if my wife was gonna be back in time before this dropped. So I was trying to, I was trying to cross thread. But I built some shit this weekend. Yes. And it was, okay, any project takes longer than you think it will, unless you're like actually goaded. But I definitely had some help. And it, it did feel, you're right. It's like an innate. You didn't tell them. what you built. I built a breakfast nook. Yeah. And now that sounds,

it's not like the little small L one, is a 10 and a half foot bench. For the people that don't care about boring words, he built a bench. I built a bench, but it's a breakfast nut. Bench is more boring than breakfast no one knows that a breakfast nook is.

Well, then get culture. A breakfast is beauty. Elegance is something to take your shoes off on. I would suggest you take your shoes off on what the bench you built. Your shoes better be off by the time you get to my breakfast no.

I've never taken my shoes off of your house. Your house is not a shoes off house. I don't require that. I mean, I get it culturally. It's a cultural thing for sure. If it's not culture, then I just, I'm not taking my shoes up. If it's not a culture thing and you're just, you like having ownership over people's feet in your house. It's a strange kink.

It's okay. That's a strange kink. Yeah, it's like that one Jets coach who like Lex Ryan. You know what I mean? Which fine. Love feet. Love what you love. If a back of a heel gets it for you, I'm not.

Those little cracks looks like elephant skin. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. It's like rub your feet, rub your heel on my chest. Let me feel a crunch. Oh. If that's what gets it done for you, but don't tell me what to do with my feet in your home. Thank you.

And the second I take my shoes off, your house stinks. And God forbid you invite K. Rob over it. If you invite K. Robb over and you have a no-shoe policy, your house is, it's torment. Robbie's told me he's had shoes on. He's been butt-naked with shoes on. That's how bad his foot problem is. He's not lying either. He's like, no, he goes, no, boys, I think it's getting to the point of medical.

This isn't something though. It's oh, stinky, sweaty. I need to see a professional. Oh, Robbie's got, Robbie's, and he's gotten better. He's taking antibiotics, I think. I'm putting his whole medical history out there.

Who cares? He's like venom blood at this one, how much stuff he puts in his body. He pleads green. Yeah, that's a Patreon exclusive. Oh, God. That comes out next month. Oh, dude, yeah.

Robbie, I mean, Robbie has the fee of a wildebeest. Yeah, and if you want to hear more about Robbie and get his side, every Wednesday we drop another episode on our Patreon. But I was bringing up you building because, like, I was thinking about that. And I'm proud of you. It's a good thing. I know as a man that feels good to actually build something with your hands. Their hands, yeah. And I was thinking it's like, I'll never do that. I'll never build something. That's not true. That's not true. Okay. Now, now, the person who is living in it and is telling you it's not going to happen.

I'm saying it's not true because you've already built stuff, but it comes with instructions. Are you saying you're never going to DIY something? I'm never going to DIY. Now that I can, I don't like DIYs if I'm being honest. It did feel. fun and there's a sense of reward at the end, but it's like, I'd much rather just go, here's my card. Exactly. And that's what I'll do. I'll hire the right person to build something. That's my lane.

But like, you went to Lowe's and Home Depot and you were in there for an hour watching a guy cut wood and picking different woods and plight woods and like that. Like I'm telling you, Peyton, Stephen Hardin, the first, we'll never do that. Why? DIY doesn't get it done for you? No. and I bring that up to say I know a lot of women

and thank God I'm taking right and I'm happy and she loves my femininity she loves it how but um it's crazy I'll never be able to give

my girl that satisfaction of being like hey I have a man at home because I'm never going to build anything you're never going to build anything you're never going to build anything you're never we're going to grill a steak in the backyard. I can get there.

I can get there. I can get, I can't. There's more of a chance of me doing that. I'll try it. I'll try it. You might get Salmonella in COVID, but her alternator goes out. You're calling the tow truck. I can't change a tire.

If we're driving, right, if me and my girlfriend are driving and the tire pops, we're sitting on that side of that road until triple a comes. Hold on. Oh, my God. What are other super badly things? What is, oh my god, a vicious German Shepherd's running towards all. What are you do? Oh, I'm pushing her into it.

Yeah, you do one. She has a better chance because she's sweet. She can talk to animals. Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. Like, I don't have, I don't have man things. I don't know. What are the mainly things? Building, fixing a car, cooking a steak.

Are you, oh my God, have you ever, have you been in your attic at your house? I peaked. You won't go up there. I got scared. I got scared. I heard something. I was like, fine. dark and it's hot and I was like you know what I did I went up to the attic

and I peat because I was fully intending on doing it I went up there and I put my head in I turned on my iPhone flashlight and I literally went nope DJ! C here! Come here bro! And he goes, fuck man, man. He said, dude, I can't even, where's the ladder? Payton, where's the ladder? You brought me down here. But do you think men like okay, oh here we go. We're red pill, red pill, red pill. Oh my god, where's your bucali? Um, Right? That was not, that was terrible. Yeah, that was Adolf.

I don't know who that. I mean, there was very similar to those two. I'd say this to say, Wow, should I feel bad for not being, for, Hey, hey, Hugh, watch you, watch yourself, or I'll watch it for you. Should I as a man know how to build stuff? Because I, I don't think I'll ever get that trait. Okay.

First and foremost, we all love you. And we love you for exactly who you are. Thank you. Thank you. Now, second, I think, this is how I equate it in my mind. Right.

I don't think you need to know how to fight as a man. I think you have to be willing to fight. So. I don't think I was bringing up altercations. It's all, it's the same line. That's what I'm saying. Not really.

I don't think you know. I don't think you know. I don't think you know. how to change a tire. I think you need to be willing to learn. I don't think you need to know how. Oh, I'm not willing to learn. Now, there's the problem.

So the fight is, that's what I'm saying, because there's some guys like, me for myself, I don't know how to fight. I've never trained. I'm not like, pussy! Yeah, like, yeah, you could say that. That's fine. I've been in one fight if you call it.

Okay, but you get off that. Don't put it on something serious like fighting. Let's keep it here. I'm saying, I have to be willing to. If something pops off and we're in public and we're like... Let's keep it on the tires in the building. Okay, you might not know how to change tire? Yeah.

Y'all do get stranded in the middle of nowhere. You have to be willing. I'm not. That's the problem. Now, then you have a problem. Why is that a problem? That's not okay. Why?

Say you're on a back road. It is zero reception. Yes. Zero reception. I'm not on that road. You go, first off, I would never do that. I don't drive on roads with no lights. I research roads and I research power lines.

I'm not on that road. Yeah, if it says country road and a number, I'm not doing it. If the road is just a number, I'm not getting on it. Farmers, Market Road, 14, 46. Yeah, oh, docks. Oh, yeah, no, that's not a real one. I was just made it. For the sake of the, of this problem.

Yeah. You're on a road with no reception. It's you and your beautiful woman. Okay. What the f***? Yeah, yeah. Tire shredded. Yeah.

And you're sitting there. Now, your only options. I go, I told you not to eat that dough. Oh, I'm a faint. Oh, I'm gonna fade. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, if that was the first day they came out of your mouth, you'd go to hell.

That's so mean. Oh, my. God. I don't mean it. It's a joke. Okay, for you. I mean, this is like nightmare fuel. You're stuck out there.

Your only things you can do is you have to figure out how to change a tire with no video, no nothing, or you've got to flag down a stranger to talk to them. And both of those are just harrowing panics waiting to happen. Oh. And that's what I'm saying. You have to be willing. You don't know how to do it. You have to be willing.

I'm willing to risk the other three tires and see how far that gets me. If we're being completely honest, that's what I would do in that situation. I might catch, something might catch on fire. I might ruin this car. Oh my God, you f***ing would. Oh my God, you would drive a car with like three wheels. You would drive a car with three wheel and just say, just be quiet, don't turn on anything.

We're going to go slow. You would destroy a vehicle before you got out and rolled up the sleeves and figured out how to change the time. There's no point of me trying to change the tire. All I would do is like put the tire where that one used to be. That's, it's really not that much. You jacked the frame up take the one off and put the other one on see I don't have any I don't have a jack I bet your car has it in it I promise you it doesn't have been everywhere in that car

Have you been under underneath? There's nothing under it I drive a Tesla. There's nothing under it's flat There could be something I I'm no, that's crazy thing I'm actually telling you I'm not it's not a upward But there could be there could be Oh dude no you have a problem. I love you guys you have a problem. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie this What happened this weekend? Segways perfectly off of that. Speaking on the, are you not a man or is that not good if you're don't doing the manly stuff, we went to this massive, massive furniture store. There's multiple around the country, but it's here.

It's called Nebraska Furniture Mart. It's like basically like the Disney World of Furniture. Yeah, I mean, it's just huge. They have everything. It was me, Peyton and my dad. We're walking around. I'm looking for stuff for the house. He's looking for stuff for the studio.

We're walking around. And my dad goes, oh, my God, P. Have you ever tried one of those massage? chairs because they have like they have like 50 that are just like multiple thousand dollar massage chairs all plugged in you can just sit in him he goes no he goes oh come on come do it so he's set like he's like yeah just try to sit in there and just hang out so p gets in there he gets in the chair and goes he's like ooh oh this is nice oh oh this thing hold on he's sitting there oh god oh it was nice yeah y'all just go

and be here for a little bit so I'm like all right bet see it we take off to the tables probably 150 feet away. I'm looking at these tables and stuff and all of a sudden I hear Peyton and I'm like, he's way too far. I should not be able to hear. He's either yelling or he's talking to someone very loud.

My spidey sense goes off. I look. I don't know. I do not know how on God's green earth you ended up like this in a massage chair but he was like this.

He literally was like down. He could have. He saw that? And he couldn't get out. He started saying, he said, Hey, help. It was for you.

I shot, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I literally am looking through these tables, all these people, and his legs are like, they're like perpendicular with the floor. And he's just, I mean, you have to understand.

For all of y'all that have met us, we are, I mean, we're some big, six seven. We're some big broads. You just see these big legs up in the sky. He's really like, he's trying to reach the thing. Like, help. Excuse me.

Help. It was bullshit. Because so you, first of all, I didn't want to get in that massage show. Your dad was like, like. He did not coerce you in the game. Yeah, you would have thought he was an investor in this. And so I get in the massage chair, right? And then it has a, I've never been in a massage chair like that.

I had an iPad on it. And it was like this, like, Frenchman talking to me. And he was like, well, you, oh, you. So, what a mauseel, take your shoes off. It's the best experience. Yeah, so I took my shoes off. I get in the thing. And it's like a full body one that has a leg.

the foot mechanism, the legs like squeezed in. So like you're like locked into this chamber and then my feet were locked in. I didn't like being constricted. And then so I'm sitting here perpendicular and I'm getting hit up. Yeah, I'm getting rocked. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Even even in a massage story, this appeals just oozing. So I'm getting it. I'm getting massaged up, right? I'm like, okay, this is nice. Right? It's in my lower lumbus.

and such. But then I'm like, okay, I have, I have a scoliosis of the spine. Oh, you do. I mean, it's like that. Oh, it's, it's a, I mean, it's a harsh hook, harsh hook. It's like a fishing back. You know, fishing with that spine. It's a, I mean, that's a hook, boy. That thing just goes, I mean, right there, I just saw it. You leaned over and it just went, it's like normal persons like that. It's like, it's good. We love you, though. I can't help it. And so, but I need, I like when we can lay back. And so I couldn't figure out what's the lay back the feature was, but there's something that said zero gravity. So I clicked that, mother, I was on my head.

It started slowly putting me back. And so, like, I'm up here. I'm like this. I'm getting, like, I'm getting hit while my legs are in the air. And then little kids are walking past me. I'm like, you know how degrading that is? When people are, families are walking past you, I'm all hiked up in the air like this. He's taking back shots in the air.

I'm like, don't know. I'm like this, right? I'm just, and I don't know what face to make, so I'm looking at them all disappointed like this. Hey, bro. And then it stops. It stops. So now it's like, I'm waiting on the towel.

I'm just broke that guy, damn machine trying to get out that. It was bad. Dude, I know it was bad. I know you were panicking, too, because you will, you will die. You'll almost die before you speak to people. I was trying to unplug it. You will die before you talk to people.

It's the fact I heard your voice. I know you were tripping. Yeah, it was bad. But it was so like... And it was heated too. It was like almost cute how not loud you were. He was almost. You were just like, hey, could someone help maybe?

Could you possibly help? Meanwhile, he's literally like, you're just like, hey, could you, someone help me just... Excuse me, sir, can you help? Oh my God, dude. That is, I mean, that's, that is right off of that shit right there. Yeah. You know, I would have, I would have destroyed the machine.

I would have broke the machine before I, or I would have figured it out, before I say, hey, can someone help me? Yeah, dude, no, it was one of those things, it's like, brother. And it was like a Sunday night or a Saturday. It was like so packed. Everybody's getting furniture. This episode is brought to you by Cash App.

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We did. We did. We went and celebrated old ride out. Too many white people for me, but it was a good time. It's too many. Not one P. Just me. They're like, we got our good one. They go, we got a good old Peyton. I have the good boy, Payton. You're not.

like the mother. I like you for a reason, Peyton. Your daddy white, ain't you? I knew I liked you, boy. You can't put that on there. Go pick that ball up. Bowl real quick, boy.

We can't, we can't put that on them. No, I know. That's complete. But it is a funny joke. Yeah. But anyway,

so we, great time. We went to this bowling alley and they had a pool table, right? And so I'm sitting there. Now, I had my fun.

I was like, Connor, how was fishing going, man? Like, what's your golf scramble like I'm doing all the you know what stocks you into currently yeah it's like dude how was out watch over last so how do you play it like I don't know I was trying to get into the

you heard that new ACDC album the classics came back oh you know dude oh my god the classics came back wink with the rock hand oh whoa oh I go oh yeah Bert Kreischer's my favorite too the machine you go dude they all just hate on Caitlin Clark man Such an ethical ball player. I was hitting all the y'all's talking points, right? Oh yeah, I got tired of it. And I was like, dude, I thought, Even for November.

You see what he's doing in New York? Like I was hitting all the things that y'all love. I was trying to fake it. I didn't know, I couldn't do it. And so I got tired of it, so I was like, oh, there's a pool table over there. Let me go shoot some pool by myself. Literally.

So I was shooting pool by myself, right? I've played a full pool game by myself. Did you see it happening? I turned around. I was like, is he still playing? And I at one point I said, bro, you're good? Come sit back down. You said, no, I got something going.

I was trying to milk. I got my own system. I was trying to milk the time. I was like, how long can I have this game go? Right. So I'm playing. Now, as I always, it was one of those pool tables. As soon as you, I was playing pool.

And as soon as I hit the pool ball in, it disappears, right? Like the stripes and the solids, they disappear. Yeah. And it had me thinking. Oh, no. How the hell. do pool tables work? How do pool tables know

how to keep the solid and striped balls but anytime I scratch it regurgitates the cue ball? Oh, that is true. I literally... That is true. Pool tables are the most magical piece of technology

we have ever seen. I forgot about the cue ball. Isn't that crazy? No, that is. So you're playing pool, right? You're hitting balls, Stripes never see it again Solids hit the hole

Gone forever Aaron Hernandez It is gone right And then I scratch Ball comes right back How the fuck does it know That is the greatest thing I've ever heard That is so true This is crazier than movie theaters

Bro 100% What there's eyeballs in there Or there's a sensor But there's not because some of these pool tables Are 60 years old Yeah I think this is

I still put a quarter to play that bitch I'm putting quarters in that So I can get a little keychain out of a little duck This is an AI technology. Nowhere near. This is witchcraft. Exactly.

So I literally, I don't know if you saw me, but I was literally under that pool table like it was a carburetor. You did not get under the pool table. Brother, I was hitting the ball in and I would run under the pool table. I was like, I was like, how is it left 10 degrees. I will figure this. No, I was trying to like look in there. It's so amazing. Let's try to figure it out.

Oh, okay. My first thought is there's some sensor, some like, what is it sensing? color, because that's the only ball that's just white. But other balls have majority white. But that's the only ball that's just white. Like the cue ball goes through white, but the- And that's not true. C-balls are more marble.

They have like multicolored in them. Oh, okay. Suck my bone off white, whatever you want to call it. It's a white ball. Eight ball's black, the cue ball's white. Now, the other ones, yes, there's stripes that have a white stripe in it, but like the whole ball is purple.

No, but the whole, on stripes, like the orange one, like the red one, or maroon. The whole, that's a big color you love. Big color. There's a striped ball that's all white and it just has a maroon strip on it. But there's a, but there's color. I'm saying if that goes through a sensor, it could detect the color. So you're saying if I were to put duct tape,

just one strip of light duct tape around a cue ball, not the full thing, just around it. It wouldn't sense it? I don't know, but that's the first thought. That's the easiest. Like, there's a color. Now the second one, which would piss me off, and we could take this to the FFDA,

the Federational Dictation of Association, of billiards. I went there the other day. But we could, the only other way is it either weighs more or weighs less. All the other balls are the same. That's cheating. And that's what I'm saying. We have to take it to the FDABA. But I'm saying it's the ball's either the slightest off, like weight or the slightest smaller. Dude, I don't think there's no, literally is there, is there, is there a, is there a goblin in there? It's just like this. The white one, he just gives it back. And he's just there for eternity. Yeah. It's just all the time, I'll give him my quarters. And he's like, I'll keep, keep, keep my own scratch.

Really scratch again? Like, there's not an entity in there. And like, some of these pool tables are old as shit. When you hit it, there's like tubes that go under, right? Yeah. How the hell do the balls not get clogged in there, too? So say you've hit in eight balls already, right? And then you scratch.

How is it not getting clogged in the tube? How is it just coming back to you? There's another scratch tube. Like, I think if you were plumbing, there's H-VAC in pool tables. If you were to dissect a pool table, it would be more vacations. in the human body. Okay, now we disagree. It would be more portals and poops

or porals and pooters. It would be more tubes and tunnels than New Jersey. I bet that would, oh my God, I've never seen the inside of a pool table. No one's ever seen the inside of a pool table.

No one's ever seen in the inside of a pool table. No one's done it. They're magical. They're magical. It would look like, it would look like in anatomy almost.

It's going to have your lower intestine there, your big intestine here, colon. Oh my God, dude. You're on, you're on, wow. I'm gonna look it up. I'm looking with fish oil.

Tell me, okay, now it's, now before we get vastly, vastly heartbroken, like significantly heartbroken, we just have to accept that it's probably gonna be something simple. And as long as you're good with that, I'm good with that too. Other balls, okay.

Man, that's a weird way to come back into it. All right, pool table separate the white cube ball from regular object balls using a special physical difference or an internal sensor built into the ball. Get the f*** out of here. So there are cheating. There's something.

wrong with the ball. Not all balls are the same. There's not, you know, they said there's an internal thing in the cue ball. Exactly. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. How do we know? Because I've gone to, I've gone to these saloons, right? These underground saloons. Yeah, from a wild west put them up, this town. Bigging up for the two of us days. Exactly. There's barely

HVAC in the building and sufficient plumbing. There's no way there's a chip sensor. And there's no way. Suck a fart. They're a line. They're a f***. Oh, suck a frank. Oh, suck a Frank. That was the funniest thing ever. Suck up Frank. Is it crazy? Speaking of Franks, I ordered six hot dogs off DoorDash. I think it's fair to say. You have a problem. You think. You do. Really? How so? So in the absence of our women, every day, you have ordered four, either three or four orders of bacon from a restaurant to be your breakfast.

Yes. So the normal person would go buy their own bacon and save significant money. I'm not allowed to touch the stove when she's gone. I was told. That's a rule. You can't touch your stove. No. In your house. Our house, our stove. Oh, good man. I like that.

I like that. That's some brownie points. That's how you get some nuzz when she comes back. That's how you get nuzz. Every day though, and you fail to like offer variety. It's not bacon and a bowl of fruit. Yeah. Bacon in a bowl of grits.

It's just baking, bake, bake, bake, bake a bit. Why grids? Because I know you don't like oatmeal. I don't know. I like oatmeal. I've never had a grit. That's crazy. You've never had a grit.

You've never had a grit. You've never had a grit. I might have to bring you grits next week. I don't want white people grids. What? Your grits are nasty. You don't know my grits. You never had a grit.

How could something be massive if you never had it? Well, if I had a grit, I'm having it from my side. But a sugar or cheese? I don't, I'm in lactose. I can't have cheese. But you're completely ignored the fact that I ordered six hot dogs off DoorDash. No, oh, oh my God. Yeah, I was going back to the hot dogs.

Why? Like, first off, who the, where in the, where in the, do you, DoorDash? A hot dog from Cinemark? Well, originally, when I ordered him, they just brought me the cold weanies. And I said, don't want to make them. So I just have those cold weanies in the fridge. I said, I want already lukewarm by the time they get to my house.

Hot dogs. Lukewarm socky bun. Yeah, yeah. From where? If this is not an actual establishment. I don't remember. It was like one of those mom and pop places. Okay, but it's a restaurant.

Maybe a stand? I don't not quite sure maybe a stand is crazy why hot dog bro you're because dude I love a good hot dog but you don't need

like you deserve better than that I don't think so yeah I love a good hot dog but and six of them ordered six hot dogs yeah yeah did you eat six you ate all of them look me mine

no I put six frank I put two and a one and then I got oh you're kinky yeah freak yeah yeah and i i don't put but i don't put condiments on my hot dogs i don't believe in it you just said on the internet that you double dog to glizzy yeah you double frank yeah i i

had a hot dog here and i had a hot dog here so i was really just oh no no no if you're hitting a woodpecker in that you took one one wasn't enough yeah one wasn't enough i docked them you took two slapped them together and you took them and you took a double glissy. I took a double glisty. I took a double glist. Dry as hell. No, no, no, no, no. Go back.

Oh my God. I need sir to come back. Oh no, you did, you do, sir. Two of them. Yeah. I said, get out. See, stop, hey, stop poking around back there. You're not getting there.

The third one tried to come in. I said, I'm not hungry yet for you. Go, go, go, go, go. Get. You sit over there and watch. And the other three after that, there's like, Man, I don't know. Three just knocking on the door.

Is it right? I don't know. I don't know if today's our day, Jim. I don't know. We'll see. Might be tired, but you've got a big appetite. You never know. Never know.

I mean, did you get him a couple more drinks? You never know. It's all good. They're just sitting there. Six hot. Yeah, I didn't eat six. I ate two and a half. Two and a half.

The other ones threw away. So why would you order six? Miscalculated out of hunger it was. I get more. No, you do that. Can I be honest? You do that often. Is that not normal?

No. Is that no. brain ever more hungry than your stomach? Oh, that, yes. That's how I am. But acting on it every time with years of evidence that you tell you not to. Yeah. That's the weird part. Every time you're ordering something. You're a little hungry. Oh, six bags of Doritos are to the house. You stream that one day. You wanted a Pop-Tart. You got a 12 pack, like a value family pack. A Pop-Tarts come. Because I think I fear disappointment. I think that's the thing. I don't, I would rather get something back, oh, I got too much and then buy something and not get enough of it.

I relate to that, but when I do it, you call me fat ass. Yeah, it's a optic. It's gluttony. It's gluttony. Yeah. And then, but when you do it, it's just oopsie miscalculation. And that's fucked up. And that's a double standard.

Yeah. No, because I do the same thing. And I'm just, ooh, big lard boy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You do it. It's, you do it's, it's counted wrong. Yeah.

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Pretty good system. I have a bad... The people that come DoorDash to my house, dude, they're really strange. Like, this guy last night... What's your name? Who? Oh, Renee? Can I get a...

Renee in the chat? If you're still watching right now, put... Renee in the chat. But censored because there's children here. That's true. But... So I ordered DoorDash last night, Panned Day Express at 9.48 p.m. Right?

I was watching Outer Banks in my... bed the final season horrible it's terrible I'll talk about oh patreon terrible oh it's like it's like okay it's like oh y'all you get to money grab no no not even that it's just like come on it's just super like anyway I'll give a review later but anyway so I was super hungry right and so I ordered the I ordered the pan express at like 915 okay I'm waiting a shower you know you ever look at one of the, you when you're on DoorDash, you look at it and it's like your delivery time keeps going to push. Yeah. Oh my God. It's like little two minute increments. Yes, it's like, oh, you're your, oh, my God, but then it does it for an hour. It's a, oh, you're, drivers headed your way,

40 minutes later. Get ready. Make sure your porch lights on. And then it's like, you'll arrive at 937. Now it's going to arrive at 942. Yeah. Now it's 9.45. And it just keeps going, it keeps going, right? And so I'm, now I'm, I'm fat, right? I'm fat. So I was in my bed after my brother. I was in my bed. I was in my bed. naked after my shower waiting for to hear a knock on the door and so I was going to go get it. Oh, you're about to do some. You're going to open the door butt naked? No, I was in a way for me.

Just wait. So I was sitting there and I was like, okay, he's on his way. So I went to the front door, but I was peeking through a window on the side of my door. Like there's a window right beside my door. And I was peeking looking out there, right? Like I'm waiting for a UPS truck and I have a fun package coming. He's got my package. Where's my box?

And so I'm looking, right? And I don't see him. I'm like, I'm like, okay. Not here. Not here. Sorry. You look at my app and it keeps getting pushed and pushed. So I'm standing butt naked by my door for about 14 minutes.

Mind you, CJ lives with him and 1,000% was home. I haven't seen CJ in 48 hours. I'm going to put that out there. CJ sees me more on this recording than he does in real life. Oh, no, no. Oh, you're one of the creepiest part? I'll stand outside his door sometimes just wait for him to come out. You're one of the creepiest part, which is unsettling but very much true.

CJ sees you in the house. Oh, he watches me. Oh, he watches me for sure. I know I'm not alone. Oh, I know I'm not alone. That's a fact. Oh, oh, no, no, no. He says, he watches me.

I think he, like, lay down snipe watches me, too. Like, he'll lay down on his stomach and just, like, look from upstairs. So he can tuck the blood flow. Yeah. It gets weird. I'll, like, hear, like, sniffing under my bedroom door, like, there's a dog out there. It's like, oh, dude. I'm going to cardiac rest.

But, um, so I'm standing there butt naked 12 minutes. It's like at this point, I'm cold. It is. I'm rocking. Gummy worm. Yeah, I'm small as I've ever seen it. You know, right? So I'm standing there, and then the door daster finally comes.

And so I can hear him walking up to my door. Okay. talk to me and so i see his silhouette and he's holding my bag in front of the door my pan express but he is such in a good conversation he's not dropping my pan express oh dude no he's talking right and he starts one of these yeah man so i'm just working you know oh no i told them that if they wanted to do it he could he's in circles i literally opened my door i'm like this right i'm holding my me like oh hey man can you drop that right there, hey brother, go ahead and drop that.

For Peyton, right? Orange chicken, go ahead and drop that. You go ahead and drop that orange chicken. That firecracker trip. Yeah, he literally was like, hold on, I see a dragon. And hung up. I'm so stupid, man. He's so stupid.

I love it. That's so good, though. I love it. Oh, my God. I have to tell you, okay, I saw this. I know we're not fantasy football players. I want to. Have you ever tried?

You want to, though, too, right? I'm kind of the same. Only fantasy, I believe, is in erections. What'd you just say? I don't know. The only fantasy you believe in is erections? That gives me erections, I meant to say. So what's the fantasy?

Whatever I dream up of. Just like sexual desires. Yeah, that's the only fantasy. Like, not football. Nor dragons. Or dragons. Okay. Would you ever want to play, though?

Yeah, I was thinking about asking you the other day, but there's no point. No, I'm down to it. We'd have to. You'd evacuate week four. No, no, no. You'd be like, oh, sorry, pro. No. No, the kids will be screaming.

Hear me out. No, the kids will be screaming. But hear me out. If we literally started it, like, super small. Like say you, me and if other of like our people like five people maybe. Did it? Yeah. I would want to do it like that.

I don't want to jump into a whole league. No, I want to do our friends. But I want to get it. I want a trophy. I'm down. So this is what I'm talking about. So have you seen basically like the more real they get, there's like actual prizes and whatever, but there's like significant punishments for losing your fantasy football league?

For losing. For being dead last. There's all sorts of crazy things. Like there's like it's almost like like humiliation rituals sometimes. But some are more practical. and some more fun. This one was called the 5K Fun Run.

So if you came dead last in your fantasy football league, you had to be the runner in the 5K Fun Run. So... What do you do with the 5K Fun Run? Every single person in the league you all gather

at a local bar, at a favorite bar and grill, something like that. I'm in so far. Okay? The loser is dropped off five kilometers away from the bar.

How many miles is that? It's like, I think, three, like three and some change. Yeah, we're in America. Say that. Okay, well, but it's five kilometers. 5K fun run. I think it's like, strange though. We're the only place.

We won a war. We push that T over that bridge. So you're five, you're three in some change like 3.1, 3.2, something like that, miles away. And right, someone's like a mediator, someone in the group, you're all on the phone, you say go. That person has to run to the bar.

The whole time they're running, every single person at the bar has their card. Oh, 5K Fun Run. Now you have to, you have to hope. that your friends have a ounce of dignity and maybe just get... There has three bruise in a shot. There has to be a secondary rule to that.

That's the beauty. It's all up to the people you're in the league. No, that's evil. It has to be like, you can order another drink once you finish your drink. You can't just be like, hey, give me a bottle of El Alto, give me a bottle of Casamigos.

You can't do that. Okay, maybe there's no purchasing bottles. Right. But you think about, like, typical leagues more like 10, 12 people. Yeah. 11 people at a bar with one man's card

for all their tabs. Yeah. And let's assume he runs at a, is an average man at eight minute, eight minute pace. There's roughly 25 minutes. Yeah. What could you drink? If you were, if it was like actively.

Say it was just me and you in this league and let's do the variations. If I lost, you lost. Okay, so if I lost, you have 25 minutes at a bar with my card. What would you try to get? Your kids aren't going to college. What does that mean?

How would you drink it? Oh, I don't care. I literally show up here, you're getting stretchered out. You're like, good job, Tamp. Nice fun one. You go see an exercise. You go, yeah. Anyway, trade Donovan Taylor back.

You just go into the stretcher. Realistically, because I think... How much money would I spend on your card in 25 minutes? I think there's some, like, gamesmanship, too. It's not like you just want to slow sip. Like, you kind of want to make the person, like, feel the punishment for losing. But you also don't want to just get, like, destroy. In 25 minutes, I could probably...

Realistically, get about $500 on your tab. Realistically. Payton, $500 in 25 minutes. $500 with alcohol in 25 minutes, easily. What the hell are you drinking? Five, like a tequila soda. Tequila soda, let's say you get. It's like $15 to drink.

I get good tequila in my tequila sodas. Pardon me for not being quick enough on the maths. Okay, $15 for a TSL. and you'd be drinking 33 tequila sodas in 25 minutes some of them are doubles okay so that's in half

16 well 16 double tequila sodas in 20 you'd get your stomach come first of all I didn't say that's all for me you know how I get when I on drink four I'm the most generous man on the planet I'm hitting you're giving strangers my money I go oh is it your birthday come here come here come here

he's like it's not my birthday you go just shut up come drink. I go, today it is. And then you be like, what are you guys going? Don't care. Come on. Get so. You know how I am when I'm drinking. I'm the most generous person on the planet earth. You would use the free tab on others to make me suffer more? Yes, it's like charity. You're running hell. Charity

Mindy. Meanwhile, I'm like this. I'm basically Mr. Beast of the Bar at that point. I go, What's up everybody today? We got Cam's card. We're going to see how much drinks we can get in 25 minutes. Ready? Let's Let's go. What do you want? What do you want? That would be the most

I-ha-ha-ha-ever. Really? What would you do? Flip this scenario. You stick our ready-said, go. What would you do? Like, hey, man, let me get a tall, middle of light. Oh, thanks, thanks. You know what? I'll take a... I'll take a shot. I'll take one shot of crown. Oh, I hope Pate is doing all right. I'm just thinking about you. I go, man, it's a really hot day, man.

Can I go ahead and get two ice waters? I want to have him waiting for my friend when he arrives. He lost our football league. I'll take one more beer. You know, you want your pictures of my children? You show up, like you ran with your life. You're literally like this. What's you fight? How much you spend? And I go, no, right here, it's like $29.

Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm down to do that. Who do it, NBA? Now, I love you to death. Have you ever even attempted NBA fantasy? I never done any fantasy. I told you I don't believe in fantasy unless it makes me a right.

NBA is hard as hell. Okay. Fantasy football, you log in, you see who your teams, who your guys are playing. You make the adjustments once a week. I want to do it? There's four NBA games a week. Do we still have time to do it for NFL? I don't, yeah, it's preseason.

We should be able to. Okay, I like that. I don't know, like, I don't know how good we're going to be, but we can try it. Dude, I wish there was a fantasy football of 37 U football. Have you seen 37 U football? That is probably, I'd probably buy tickets if we had a local team. It is the most entertaining thing I've ever seen in them. That is the most, the funniest shit ever.

So if you don't know what 37 U football is, is basically it's like a league of 37-year-old men and under. playing high level, competitive tackle football. Tackle. There's a 40 year old men with full pads on, jerseys, gear, plays. Not this is a coach that's 38. This isn't sanctioned anywhere by the way. It's just like, hey, it's like we all made a verbal agreement

that we're gonna wear this jersey and we're gonna show up at this local, this public park. and like put our lives on the line. Oh my God, the best part is there's people that are like genuinely committing to being a lineman. Like they're playing 37 U football and they're choosing trench work. They're a left tackle. Yeah, they're left tackle for 37 U football making $0 a game.

And they're just offering their services for trench work. That is, I mean, it's a beautiful thing. I want to look up. It's a beautiful thing. Oh my God, that one guy, you make it idiot. Easy on me. Easy on it. This 37 year football.

To do the love. Yeah. To do not. They can't hold us. Yeah, they're like, like they're talking on socials saying that they're going to match up this Saturday morning. It's like,

it's like they're the most. At Hopkins field. Like, there's a, I think there's a pep talk here. Oh, okay, that is audio. Yeah,

well, I actually don't want to scroll through that. I'm not prepared. But it's like, I want you to go in your TikTok right now and look up 37 you football. And like, There's like pep talks before the game.

They're going to serve and be like, this is all I care about. This is my life right now. You have three kids in the stands, by the way. This is all. This is it. This is your manhood. Your kids are going to watch this

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the harder I started pooing out over there. And so pretty weird. We took a break for a second, but we're back. And we got a fix. And I got something for you. Okay. Now, it's hot in here. It's very hot.

But what's more hot is what I'm about to show you. This is a, no. She is hot, dude. I look at her sometimes and I'll be like, I can't believe I get to just. Now, what stands would you like me to take? If I agree, I said your girl is hot, that's not okay. If I disagree, that's me saying your girl's ugly, that's not okay.

I think objectively everybody can see my woman to be like to shot. I'm just like to say hot. Hot gives a connotation. She's a beautiful woman. I mean, that's a respectful thing because you know you get the hands and feet put on you. Oh, all 20. Anyway, you got 10 and 10. I meant somebody.

You got a little footitis down there. People with web toes in 2026. I mean, come on. Ryan. Ryan's got webtoes. Yeah. All right. I am going to show you this viral problem.

Very simple question. It's been asked to the likes of G Herbo. It's been asked to the likes of other celebrities and rappers and all normal civilians as well. Okay. I'm simply going to show you. I'm going to put it up on the screen for our people as well. Very simple question. What time is not a real time?

Okay. There you go. What time is not a real time? A. 11.59 p.m. B, 12.59 a.m. C. 1255 p.m. D. 1155m. D. 11.55m. is not a real time. Yep. There is a right answer. 11.59 p.m. is a minute before midnight. It's a minute before. Correct. 12.59 a.m. is a minute before 1 a.m. Correct. 1255 p.m. when's 12.55 p.m.

Dude, noon's always confused me, dude. I never like it around noon, I get so confused. Why? Is this one of those half-passed-past situations, a quarter-past, quarter-to-tale? Somebody wrote a news article about that, because I didn't know what a quarter-till-sum was. Alright, here we go. D-1155 AM. Now, pardon me, for my maybe ignorance, those are all real times.

Are you sure? Because there's a right answer. Which one of these times isn't real? Do you read them out loud to me? Maybe I need to hear him. 11.59 p.m. That's a, okay, let me break it. 1159 p.m. Let's workshop it.

11.59 p.m. No, that's still night. That's a minute before midnight, not noon. Correct. Yes. The next one, 12.59 a.m. Right before 1 a.m. Correct.

Yes. 1255 p.m. I think that might be. That's where I'm getting confused. That's one that gets me. I feel like we've had four variations of 12, and that's just one of them can't be right. 12.55 p.m.

Can't be something. And maybe it's one of those things where you say a word too many times and you start to get lost in it. But there's too many 12 variants. It's like in the multiverse of 12. It's like Miles Morales of 12. I'm not going to get it. All right.

And the last one, 1155 a.m. That's right before noon. That's one of my favorite times. So we have a right before noon, a right before midnight, and a right before 1 a. But that C, that 12.55 p.m. is just not getting done. You know what? And one thing I've learned about myself is to go with what your heart is feeling.

So I'm going to lock that one in. 1255 is not correct. Locked in. Locked in. Okay. The right answer. Wait, am I wrong? I'm reading right now.

Okay. The correct answer is none of them. You absolute, to society. Those are all clear as day. Real times. It's a reversed joke to see how long you're going to sit there and struggle and try to figure out which one is incorrect. Those are all real times and you're 27 years old and you pay taxes. And you on the internet just came to a conclusion that 1255 p.m. just can't be right. Have some dignity. Stand 10 toes and say I'm smart. I know my life and then the world

and those are all right. You're abusive. You understand that, right? Bro. No, no, no. I feel like... I feel like... I feel like...

I feel like I'm in my last relationship right now. Like, you did something to me, right? And now you're getting on me that you did something. You're like, if you want to talk back, I want to hit you. Like, that's the same thing you're doing right now. So do you think it's why? If I tell you to shut up. That's for you to keep talking.

That's exactly what you're doing to me. That's not what I'm doing right now. This isn't a classic. It's a reverse. It's a dark. This is, I mean, that is the definition of gaslighting.

Exactly. And you, you, Mr. So smart, manipulative, whatever. I'm manipulative. I'm manipulative.

Oh, your tongue's a serpent. Oh, you're going to take the kids for me. If you ask me that, I literally go, oh, that's real, that's real,

that's real, that's real, that's dumb. Your question's false. Your question's fabricated. That's so stupid. the other day. And what, watch, why did you do that bad thing the other day? You know what I'm talking about. What other bad thing? Exactly. And you would just go deep and deep into like, oh, did I do something? No, I wouldn't. You didn't do anything. That's literally called abuse.

No, I'd say give me proof. What bad thing you're speaking on? That's abuse. That's, no, you abused me. You abused me. What is this? You abused me. This scouts honor. What is that? Oh, that is. I'm spreading awareness. Ladies and or gentlemen. Oh, holy shit. I don't have good thumb dexterity on my right hand. Left one, I can tuck that some quick, that right one. You just thought out your little. Yeah. Can I say something, dude?

I hate that. I got to stop saying that, dude. I hate my self. I hate 155 p.m. I hate that I do that, bro. Do what? I say, can I say something? Like, I hate that I say that so much.

I'll be listening back to the podcast. Can I say something? And every time I'm listening to it in my car, I'm like, ooh, on coming traffic, dude. I hate that I do that too much. Stop. Oh, so. Oh. So, so.

You ready? Go, speak. First. I'm going to tell you something. Learn me something. Learn you something. What was I talking about? I don't know. And I forgot what I'm saying.

Hey, you're good. Calm down, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. What were we talking about? We were talking about 1255. No, no.

Stop. Don't make a joke. Be serious. Okay. We were talking about abuse and the fact that I don't have good dexterity. That's what I'm talking about. Dude, shout it to Alyssa Carlin.

I knew her and we went to school together. We grew up together. I probably shouldn't have said her last name. Who the hell's Alyssa Carlin? She was a girl I grew up with. You know one of those girls you, like, grew up with and had a crush on forever? Yeah? But it's just like, it was one of those.

But she's like, we ended up just becoming really good friends. When you know, you grow up and you're just like, you know, whatever. But shout out there. I think she's married now. Oh, no, no, no, no, I need you to look at me. There's no substance to shouting out Alyssa Carlin. She, like, you just randomly thought. No, no, I love Alyssa Carlin.

No, no, I get that. That's fine and dandy. Yeah. What made you bring her up? I was gonna say something. Okay, please do. She scarred me, she traumatized me, because she used to do this thing in elementary school. Oh, those little double-jointed witch girls. Yeah, dude, yeah. And it would all go there, and she like, she'd do this all the time, and it stuck with me. I think I'd still, to this day of dreams about that.

Oh, my, inverted elbow. And you know who else? I hate Jason the wean. Why? No, every time I've met him, he's such a sweet guy. He's dope. He does... When he does... Oh!

Dude! You get snapped at half! Oh my god, he does those push-ups. He has those... Like a bulldog arms. Oh, dude. People that are double-joining... They're double-jointed deserve to be treated like X-Men.

Put them in their own school. Put him in an asylum. Oh, dude. You're like Gene Gray. With a bald paraplegic professor. Oh my god, dude. I mean, he does those push-ups and he literally turns to do an English bulldog. Like, I see a...

I see a dog. People that are double-joining and do the eyelid flips are the same people. Oh, no. Oh, they worship Ouija boards. Put an inhibitor on the back of their neck. And, dude, they don't need to be in public society. If you ever used to flip your thing and then play with a Ouija board, don't speak to me. And all these people are in jail.

Please don't speak. Like, I'm asking you, don't speak to me. That's, oh my God. Oh, Tank? You know Tank, we love Tank. He could do that. Kneecaps backwards up. Really?

Never met a black person that was double-jointed. It'd be so far. Never met a, I've never met a brother of mine that was double-jointed. Oh, I've met a lot of brothers with a lot of things. I've seen a lot. Dig it. Dig the hole. The one.

The winness right here. Yeah. Good old Curtis. He could drag his some. They're bound up right there. Do you lose a lot of weight? No. It was a condition.

What's it called? Elbiitis? I don't know. And I don't want to make a joke because it seems like we're... Yeah, that's real thing. Grew up with him. Let's see. What else?

I don't like Dary L's headband. I just saw it in the window. Daryl, come here. Daryl, come here. The slow footsteps. Oh, it's headphones. It's headphones. Never mind.

They'll see you on Patreon. Get out of her. If you want to see Daryale's on Patreon, he will whisper the fuck to you. But I have something, right? I want to get into something before we get out of here. Okay. I saw this thing on Instagram. I need to give her the proper shout out.

It says 63 million views on Instagram. Oh. So people have probably seen it. What type of content are we about to consume you? Um, her name, her Instagram is social Sammy, right? and she put together the craziest food combinations. Oh my God, we're eating. No, please, no, I can't.

No, no, I can't. I'm not kidding. These are positive food combinations. These are good. Okay. I'm about to show you the craziest food combinations you've ever seen. Okay. All right.

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tiers so you can get whatever kind of content you like. Click the link in the description or just go to patreon.com slash you should know podcast. We'll see you over on the Patreon. Bye, Koalas. In front of you, we have the craziest food combinations ever and I'm about to take you through each one, right? Now grab your lemon with cinnamon on it. You don't have to do with a fork. Lemon and cinnamon. Right. The first one is lemon and cinnamon. This is supposed to taste like Coca-Cola. If this tastes It's like coke when I put my mouth and be amazed. Alright, three, two, one. I get my, I get it.

Are you playing with that? Are you swallowing with yours? There's still skin on there. Okay. I think I just put too much cinnamon. I think mine had way too much lemon. It was very, oh, spicy. No, I did, I did taste it though.

I can't even lie. I smelled like it more. Oh, dude, I like, oh no, it is. That is Coca-Cola. Yeah, that's very Coke on my back in. Oh my God, that is Coca-Cola. That's very cocoa. Once I got a swing.

Oh, wow, that's Coca-Cola. Let me do that too. Oh my god. Like I'm not joking. That's coke. That is so sick. Okay. The next one, you can grab your fork.

Tomato and sugar. It's your lonesome tomato. Yep. I've heard this is now, this is very elder. This is very elder. Like my grandma says she puts sugar on her tomato. Tomato and sugar is supposed to taste like strawberry. Oh, God.

Here we go. Cheers. That's actually crazy. Once you get past texture, wow. That is crazy. That's not that. bad. That's not bad. How much sugar did you put? A good amount. Yeah, you're calm down.

Kool-Aid? Good Lord. Now that, now that was not. Wow. That was not. That just came off. Like, that was not. That was not supposed to be that. I'm sorry. That was not bad. Okay. Your next one is a melon and banana is supposed to taste like bubble gum. Banana and can't? What is this? Caneload? It's melon. Mellon? Yeah. What's the name of this fruit? A melon. A melon. This is just Did I grab the wrong fruit? That's cantaloupe. No, I'm just kidding.

I mean, it's a melon. Is there anything you can just buy melon in a store? I mean, this is probably, if she just said melon, this is probably it. Okay, melon and banana is supposed to taste like bubble gum. Cheers, buddy. That might be the most convincing one. That is crazy. That's wild.

That is crazy. Like, okay, the next layer of something like this, it would be to close your eyes. And you could literally like visualize pink in your mouth. You have to, you think. With these, you have to get rid of texture and be like, oh, I'm about the, a lot of this is aftertaste, too. That was, that was crazy. That's the most convincing so far to me.

The tomato with the sugar, it was good, whatever. The, uh, it was, I mean, it was close to strawberry. Yeah. That one tasted like Coke, but it was very, very citricy. Yes, you have to, that was aftertaste. The lemon and cinnamon's very aftertaste here. Oh my God. Okay.

If you're watching this right now, try it at home. Grab these with us. All right. Is this a tomato. sandwich? The next one is a salty, the next one's salty chips with tomato in between is supposed to taste like a pizza. I'm not going to lie, bro. If this, if this tastes like a pizza, I'm going to have to question a lot about life. Let's do it. Cheers. I get it. Oh my God it does. It's the after taste every time. I'm kind of ashamed that I can see it. I, I'm also there with you. Like,

I get it. Like my mouth smells like pizza right now. I don't have like red sauce and cheese in my mouth, but that was like, obviously, you gotta get rid of the texture thought. It's the after taste. It's the after taste every time. This is insane. This is insane.

No, no, I just ate a pizza roll. It's a pizza roll, yes. Are we experiencing voodoo? Is this our first time? Are we losing a voodoo for you? How high did somebody have to be to come up with this? Oh, she was on, oh, she was on something else. Alright, clean your palate.

Last one. This one I'm super nervous about, one, because I don't like one of the ingredients. And in my mind, I don't think I'll be able to get there with this. Banana and avocado is supposed to taste like ice cream. That is an ad. There's no way.

There is no way. This is the craziest one. All right, cheers. I mean, more of the texture. I didn't get that. More of the texture. Like, I always jump the gun. Like, four seconds after I swallow,

It's literally like I just had bluebell in my nose. I mean... It's always four seconds after. I think I'm getting hit with a fass piss-pill of placebo right now. No, bro, it's not a placebo. This is real life. No, the other ones are real. You didn't get that one?

I think I was so high, like, on the other ones that they were dope and it was great that I'm, like, convincing myself. You know what that... I think that was more texture. You know that melted ice cream and you kind of... It's like warming, you kind of putting... That's exactly what that's like. I don't know.

I could be tripping. I don't know. Dude, the craziest food combos ever. Oh my god. No, that, who in the hell? Who in the hell thought of these, decided to try these? The crazy part is if you hand that plate to someone, they're going to think that you're messing with them.

Yeah. All of those tastes is good. Yeah. Actually, and all of those tastes are good. Think about that. You're trying to lose weight and you want the taste of all these good things. Hey, come at come. Hey.

Well, I'm trying to speak to your heart and your gut. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You go your heart and your gut and your visceral fat. Think about that. All this stuff is like whole food. almost. And you get the taste of all the nasty stuff. Dude, I can literally put melon and banana and get bubble gum.

The fact that you didn't get ice cream off there, I'm still tasting ice cream. Like, I think I'm about to have a diarrhea because I'm lack those. Like my mind is so, like, I just had ice cream. You have, you have placebo shit. You go, oh, you should do that cold and maybe you'll get it more. That's true. No, I, like, I'm kind of there. Maybe it's just not overwhelming.

I also like cookies and cream in my ice cream. Oh yeah, you're fat. You're like, you're not gonna get Mountain Rocky Road. off of that. I go, where's the pieces of marshmallow? I think, okay, which one had the most effect to you? It had to be bubble gum. Really?

Had to be, that was overwhelming. Like, genuinely, I was like, I'm chewing on pink bubble gum. That's second for me. The one that was most for me was the lemon and cinnamon. That one was like, I undoubtedly had Coca-Cola. That was Coke. I think I just got, maybe you dumped more cinnamon on yours or something, but that was- Your was heavy limon?

I'm a heavy limon, but it was Coke for 100%. The pizza one was the most shocking. Pizza one? That one is a slow burn. I said ain't no fucking way. Very slow burn. I was like, there's no shot. And then chew, chew, chew, chew, swallow.

Go get those little crumbs sitting in the molars and then swallow that. It's actually really, I wanted to keep doing this off camera. Oh, that's a pizza. That's good. That's good stuff. And then what's the other one? The tomato with the sugar. Tomato with the sugar.

I think the sugar wore off. Yeah. Let me retry that one. I think I like tomatoes. I really don't, but I kind of do. I got it. Hell no. Big tomato.

If I just said, I don't like them. Okay. Let's try this. So tomato and sugar, strawberry. You buy diabetes. This is organic raw cane sugar. I thought that's sugar. And you went like this.

You did. You want to see how I would sugar this? If it said, you put sugar on a tomato and it'll taste like a strawberry. Cheers. That's all I would do. You said. Hell yeah. Cheers, Bob.

Yeah. Yep. Wow. Wow. You just sucked that like an oyster. You said, oh, oh. Wow. That is good.

That is good. I get it. You just got to do the guts. You can't do the scim. Bro, I'm telling you, if you decide to, first off, do it. And if you really want to lean in and do it, blindfold yourself. Blindfold yourself. I'm telling you, like, that imagination will help, like, make those.

flavors more bold and beautiful in your mind. I'm telling you, bro. All right. Wow. That was great. That was dope. Thank you for bringing that. My tummy was a little hunggy too.

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