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We got co-host Cam back in the studio. You all right? You hurt yourself? Oh, dude. Oh, wedding ring right to front knuckle. That's a wedding ring nucky, sissy. I thought you had a rubber band. No, oh gosh, no.

Dude, can I say that... Me and my clicks and ticks. knew how to get rid of. I threw it out on the highway, actually. I hope a bird didn't need it. But I literally would fidget with it like this. I did the sequence and it never failed. I did it the whole car right home. And one day I caught myself in and I said, what is wrong with me? I'm a grown man threw it out of the way. I'm never been a fan of the rubber ring. Maybe it's because I'm a booge. I'm a little booge. I'm a little, I'm a little, I like this. You said, look at my watch. You held your hand like that. No one does that. It wasn't my watch. It was my slap bracelet.

And speaking of watches, I got a Pokemon smart watch. It takes digital photos, videos, and MP3s. MP3s is crazy. It takes photos. What did you say? Photos. Digital video. That thing is a camera?

Yeah, look, it's a camera right there. Me and Sarah are made out on it. So there's only one video. It's us making out on it. Dude, you, I mean, you are the epitome. Epitome. You are the epitome of I'm going to use my free will correctly. Dude, yeah, I am.

You a dude, babe, I bought this freaking piece. You can choose digital video taking Pokemon watch. Let's just absolutely make out. Yeah, and when I bought a Gangar, um, a pillow. Pillow. It's fair. I'm not going to like, uh, when we were in New York, you called it gangor, but I didn't, I didn't have it in me to a... I was also 99% drunk in New York.

Like, can I say that? Oh, oh. Dude, let's do a New York review. New York Review. Hey, New York Review. Huh? New York Review. Hey, New York Review.

Hey, New York Review. Hey, New York Review. Hey, New York Review. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey. New York Review.

Me and Cam took a boys trip to New York. We did. It's very fun. Very quick. Very fun. It felt like college again. Me and you. I love when it's just me and you before they came along and ruined everything.

Oh my God, that's so rude. I love us. Yes, I love us too. Now, Grant, now I also have deep love for the whole, you know, the whole situation here. No, I do. I love all of them as well. I love it more when it's just us. And I'm honest.

And I think that's okay to say. That's fine. Yeah. I've never met a man as straightforward as. I mean, you're just like, dude, no, I like you, but I like it more when you're not here. Have a good one. That's just crazy. Honesty is the best policy.

It is. Well, and you were not honest at the start of our New York trip. How, what did I possibly lie about? What did I lie about New York? Cam, before we even started the trip, Cam costed me to, dude, how about, hey, fist, welcome to my face. Cam wasted $600 of my USD. Okay. No, okay.

$600 before the trip started. Now that's wrong. That is wrong. Oh, how? That's wrong because of one thing. One very, very important detail. What happened? Now, I'm going to describe this story, and if you interrupt, it ceases. Okay, that's how that's going to work.

So, wait. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, before you start. And I'm going to tell truth, facts. Your truth? My hands on the holy word. That's the armrest. This is an armrest of a leather cap, not leather.

The whole truth or your truth? The whole truth. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. My truth. Oh, God. I don't even want to hear it in the comments. There's the truth.

What happened? Okay. There's what happened. Okay, if he tells a lie, I do have right to interject. No, you do not. I have right. No, just wait to the end. Matter of fact, raise your hand.

You raise your hand, I grant you action. Okay, I'll raise my pause. So, before going to New York, about the 11th hour, like a whole day before we leave, I go, dude, what hotel are we saying? We need to check our it. So we go and check it, and neither one of us are like, oh, I don't know. So then a couple hours go by, and it's like, nighttime before we're about to leave. So I'm like, bro, I don't think we have a hotel.

Can I preface that this trip was paid for by a company? Yes, this trip was paid for. Flights, everything. We knew where we were going, but we did not know where we were going to lay our head. Yes. And I go, hold on, let me check. He was out doing something with family. So I said, you know what, I'm going to check. I go to the itinerary. Now, I did not see any hotel accommodations. So I text back, oh, wow, we need to get a hotel. Very important step right there. He's interjecting. I'm not.

I'm emphasizing what you're saying. That's a very important step. That's very important. Cam checked the itinerary and told me we have no hotel. Yes. Cam set that out of his mouth. I said that. I said, we don't have a hotel.

We need to get one. So then P finishes his night with his fam, comes back home, clickety clack, bang, boom. Hotel secured $609 after tax. Now, the very next day, we're getting ready to leave. And we look, and I just look at the itinerary again for my. confirmation number for the flight. There's a hotel. Now how I did not, how I missed that the first time, I have no clue. Like a five-star hotel. Like we had an, I mean, arguably an incredible, like, probably more than the, the nicest hotel I've said in New York. Yeah. It's fantastic.

Beautiful hotel and it's paid for. So ring a ding ding, ding. Hey, P, we have a hotel, try to cancel that. Now he tries to call and cancel. No one answers it. It just goes to this recorded line. So out the $609. Now, this is where I am prideful, but I will stand my ground. He says, you owe me $609. The reason I decline to accept that as truth is because it was an honest mistake. It's an honest mistake. It's true. But it was the company account that we, listen, no, oh, before you start,

it was the company account that we used for travel expenses, anything the company needs. Now, that's a mess up. I am at fault, 100%. Yes. I don't think I have to give. You in your personal wallet, I didn't say personal. 690.

Company accounts under my name. It has to come to me regardless. Oh my God, we've had such bigger mix-ups than that. Oh, my God. We've like triple-booked flights on the company account. No one's had to repay it. You, he's trying to manipulate and take advantage of me. A poor little lost widow.

You're trying to take advantage of me. We stop at the card shop. Literally 30 minutes for the Uber picks us up. Go to the airport. We go, let's buy some packs, we can rip them in the airport. We go to the card shop. I want two of these. He wants two of those. We get up to the counter. This man turns into a literal lawyer. And so, hey, by the way, bro, you know he'd be in jail if it was

here right now? And the guy's scanning. He's like, wait, what? He's like, oh, no, yeah, he goes to $609. Yeah. Maybe he should pay for my cards, Cam. And I go, oh, no, go to hell. Not Happened. And the guy goes, dude, I don't know. Wait a sound. You should probably buy his car. And he starts joining in on me. And then I've given this whole story. And he goes, dude, I'm not going I think you're at fall. You should buy his cards. I end up buying his cards. Then he ends up pulling a chase card out of the stuff I bought.

I pull like a $20,000 John Zina card or something. I mean, it's fantastic. It's so stupid. I do not. I still. No, I'm just saying. So your story has changed a little bit because before you were neglecting responsibility and that's where I was getting upset.

No. Yes. You're like, no, it's not my fault. I'm not doing it. It's like it was an accident. It's not my fault. That's what you were saying up until the point of the camera. So I'm glad now on a public forum.

No, that is not. So it's fine. No, that is not. It's fine. I always said that was my fault. I messed up, didn't see that. But I'm not giving you $600 of my dollars from this mistake. Yeah.

That's what I was saying. But I ended up paying for the sleeves. Yeah, he bought the $2.99 sleeves. I bought the over $300 in the cards, but it's fine. And he pulled a crazy card in the airport. Yeah, it's on my TikTok if you want to watch it. It is. But another thing that happened is me and Cam went to the airport together, right?

Yes. And normally when me and Cam go to the airport together, if we get recognized, we get recognized together. Yes. It's like, oh, y'all are the guys from the podcast.

I've never heard. Oh my God, I forgot about it. I've never been so disrespected in my life, like ever. Oh, no, this was actually,

I mean, this was absolute bananas. Yeah. This was insane. So we go through TSA and at the end of TSA when you're picking up your bags,

there's an agent right there. The agent, I guess, had seen Cam before. Yeah. So him and Cam dab up and goes, oh, my guy.

and then the guy, the TSA just talking to Cam about the podcast. He literally goes, oh, how's the podcast going? I'm standing right there, by the way. Like, I'm right next to Cam. Literally not even a full extension of an arm. Like, it's me and P is right next to me. I could like elbow P. Yeah, so this guy's basically having a conversation with both of us,

but just looking at Cam. So I'm standing there. I'm not in a disguise. My face is out. You're not even on your phone. No, I'm wearing YSK House Tour merch that's going to be available on tour. I'm wearing that, right?

So he knows, like, this is me, right? 100%. He's talking to Cam. And he goes, where's the other guy? Literally says that. P is directly next to me. He goes, where's the other guy? Yeah.

And I was like, I mean, he's right here. Tell him what he said. He goes, no, no, no, no, the guy you do the podcast with. He literally, Peyton's standing right next to me, wearing the YSK House Tour merch. Yeah. And every video he's seen of. me. I'm in it. Every single one. He goes, where's the other guy? I went, well, he's right here. He goes, no, no, no, like the guy you do the show with, the other guy. And I went,

he and Peebo said, um, and at this time, I'm like, oh, he's like a little lost. So I extend my hand for the dab to show you like, hey, it's me. I go, oh, what's up, bro? He literally goes, where's the guy you do the pod with? He ignores my dapp. No, it was, it was, it was, I'm 50% Of the shit you like. I'm half of it. You can flip a coin. I am always the other choice. You've never seen YSK content?

I'm not in. That's never happened. Dude. Ever, buddy? Ever missed your agent? Literally. He said,

he said, oh yeah, he was like, no, no, where's the other guy? Yeah. And I don't know.

I think he was talking about K. What? I mean, what the fuck? Robbie, move the fucking drink. I don't know. Holy.

I think he was talking about KROB because the first time we went to, it was something, oh, when we were going to the W.W.E. And you were on a separate flight. We were on different flights, and me and K. Rob were on the same one. We went through that exact TSA and met that guy. Oh. But the fact that he said the guy you do the show with. You don't do the show with him. I literally said, right here.

He said, oh, no, the other guy. He refused to acknowledge my existence on the, he didn't even touch me. Like, I was the bottom. Yeah. Bro, that... Oh my God, I completely forgot about that. No, no, no. Now, this is something I think you forgot about in New York.

This is to be the last thing. So, okay, we are grown little girls, and we decided to have a little New York girls night. We did have a girls night, New York. We went out to a little billiard, a little pool hall. Didn't shoot any pool, but we drank a lot. Underground pool halls. Underground pool halls.

Outside a Webster hole. Yeah, I ate pretzels that did not belong to me. Oh, my God. Cam? Dude, did this proves my point? I ate communal pretzels. This proves my point how nasty Cam is. Yeah, it was kind of bad.

We showed him to a bar, right? This bar is like, and it's late at night. So this bar has been used and abused all night. Oh, I mean, it's sticky. You're walking around. Yeah. So we sit at the bar top, right? Yeah.

At the bar top, you could tell there's like, the drink rings on the bar. Like somebody had just sat there. The seat was still hot from somebody. Oh, yeah. Right on the bar, there was a bowl of, like, pretzels that somebody had ordered from before. Big, a bull.

Like, you can't tell me it doesn't look like a communal bowl. Yeah, that's a huge bowl. You do for, like, your, like, family. at like movie night. Yeah. Like that is a huge bowl of pretzels. Cam sits, I get there first. Yeah.

Cam had to go back to the room for something. I get there first. I see the bowl of pretzels. I'm like, yeah, I'm not acknowledging this used foreign bowl of pretzels. It's disgusting that it's still out, by the way. So I sit next to it. Cam comes by, sits down. He goes, oh, dude, pretzels.

And I go, Cam, there's a bin here. And he goes, I don't give a f***. And he starts wolfing these foreign pretzels down. I mean, I smack about a third of the bowl. So much to the point where, like, he's making, he sounds like a pit bull. I'm going to be eating these pretzels so much to the point where the bartender realizes that Cam's eating pretzels that he didn't order and she comes. And he's like, oh, sir, no.

No. And he's like, one more. One more. He's like wrestling the pretzable from the bartender. Why are you trying to take it away, though? Just because I didn't pay for it. I understand that part, but I'm eating it. Like, why, you're just going to throw them away.

That's the part I didn't agree with. That's for the rats outside of New York. But if I buy a beer and I leave and there's a sip of a beer and someone else comes up and takes it, they shouldn't be wrong. If you're topping off other people's beers, that's crazy. No, I'm saying the same thing, but reverse. Someone bought the pretzels. I was enjoying them. Why did she take them way?

She got like, I think she was jealous that she couldn't eat them. That's the same thing. Say you're like, you walk into a Texas roadhouse, right? If someone bought the steak. Yeah, but they want you to buy, but they want you to buy a steak too. I mean, that's true. It's not a, it's not a f***ing down restaurant. Yeah, that's a good point.

It's like, people don't. That's a nasty business bottle. Where you walk in and you get what you get. Oh, you walk, imagine that. You walk into a restaurant and it has a fridge in there. And like, if you don't finish your meal, you just throw it in the fridge. And that's disgusting. Oh, my God, you buy a $5 raffle ticket.

There could be like a tomahawk steak in there or could just be like some cold mashed potatoes. Oh, my God. Do we need a patent net? No, I would never eat that. You walk in, you can either sit down, be seated and wait on it or you buy a $5 admission ticket to the fridge. I mean, that cannot be hip-up. And no matter what's in there, you get to pull one entree. I mean, the CDC would not approve of that.

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But I eat the pretzels. We have a lot of drinks, and it's time to go back to the hotel. So to fast forward this, just know we were drunk to the point where he is in his underwear doing front flips in his bedroom. He's doing front flips, front flips, landing on me with his bony ankles and knees. It was terrible. Yeah, I was trying to see how high I could get. Did I ever elevate? You never want, it was more of an outward. Like you didn't go up, you would flip like this. You're like,

I would literally get in my underwear like, I'm butt naked. It's just my underwear and I bring my underwear. Oh my God. Oh my God. You can see pubes. No, no. No, that can't say. No, I can't say. Oh my God. I mean, I saw absolute pubic region. Yeah. Oh yeah. Shout to Gillette. Oh, shout out to the whatever it is. Revoltie. So Sarah's on the other. First off, dude, Sarah, you, I mean, that's your wife. Let's just put that. Sarah is applauding him, like a one-man team. She's like, go, baby, go baby, go. Peyton's in the bathroom, as far as he can get away from the bed, literally going like this.

In his draws going, louder, babe, louder, I can't hear you. She's like, go, baby, go, baby, go. And I'm just like the broker of this moment. I'm holding the phone going, it was ridiculous. He's doing front flips. So it gets to the point. I call it. I'm like, yeah, I'm getting out of this.

I was like, this is not for me. And I say this simple line. I go, man, you know, I'm that type of drunk right now. Like, I kind of want to go back and shower and just turn it real hot and just sit down on the shower. And Peyton, word for word, goes, bro, don't do that. You could die. Yeah. What do you mean?

Yeah. He literally said, bro, you haven't heard. You can die if you sit down in the shower. You can. It's like falling asleep in the bath. Who said I'm asleep? In a bath. Oh, my God.

You did say a bath is still water. still you can go under you are sucking in water it fills your lungs you drown i hate a shower okay drains how can you i i hate i hate to be like that kind of person but a bath you can keep running what you can keep running a bath with the drain open it's the same thing as a shower at that point you take baths with a shower running it's the sexy baths i don't well i don't take baths but i've seen people like you you fill it up to a point right with the drain closed and then you open the drain and keep the shower and keep the bath water running it's 100% of thing so it's the same principle with the shower you can definitely drown in a shower sitting down. That's like saying you could go

outside and pop a squat and sit crisscross with it's rainy I don't do that you can die there's no there's no water for you to drown yes there is so if so there's a couple things here First of all, if you're like this, right, and you're drunk, that's what I'm saying, that's, you got to add that caveat. Yes. You were intoxicated. I was very intoxicated. Yes. So if you sit down, first of all, I can't imagine you sitting down on the ground.

Like, you have too much mass. Why, I did sit down, by the way, when I said down. Oh, yeah. I had to get a little more hot. That tie was cold on my ass, but it was good after that. So you're sitting down in the shower, right? And if that shower, it's hitting directly in the face and you fall asleep or pass out, that is genuinely a way to die. No, it is not.

Can that's the same thing of like falling asleep like on your back and you throw up. You can die that way. I learned that in dare. My officer Dan. You can't die. First off, okay, if you pass out, you're immediately open to any form of death. You don't know what's going on. Anything can happen.

The phone could fall off the wall, hit you in the head the right spot. It's true, but you don't want to be under a waterfall either. So that's what I'm saying. That increases the chance. And there's no way you think I'm wrong. The second option is if you sit on the drain, Then it becomes a bathtub. Who's sitting on the drain?

How big is the shower? You saw that hotel was gorgeous. The shower's huge. Your shower was way bigger than my... I had the handicap room. I had the corner of the handicapped. There was a lot of space, really wide doorways. Definitely made for a wheelchair.

But is that what those are for? 100%. Is that why the handicapped room doors are so big? Is it for wheelchairs? Yeah! What do you... You just thought they had big doors? Harder to push open doors?

Thought it was some sick, twisted joke? No, it wasn't that. Let's give a metal door in the handicapped room. No, it's for... I never thought about that. Yes, that's what the rails there for, too. Anyway, this man... There was a bathtub with a door on it.

This man... What did you just say? There was a one time I went to a hotel. It was a handicapped room. It was a bathtub with a door on it. That makes sense. It's just like roll in there. It's not messed up.

It's what I thought it was... No, no, not the word roll. You said roll in there. Oh, no, I said it. I said it. You know, and now that's where, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's why, forgive me.

But yeah, that was our New York trip. It was a crazy trip. I don't, I don't like getting drunk like that anymore. It was. It was fun, though. It was fun. Like, in the bounds of which we did it, we didn't do anything crazy. We didn't go out.

We went out, but we just walked around. I'm saying, like, club or like something like popping spot. We're like, we literally were just ducked off. Yeah. Enjoying drinks with each other talking. Yeah, I'm glad you left the room because being around you is making me want to be more of a rock star. And so I was like, right before. you left, I threw all the card holders at the wall. Oh yeah, like it exploded everywhere.

A hundred pack. A hundred pack of penny sleeves. He just picked it up, chunked it at the wall, exploded everywhere. Yeah, there was a point where I grabbed the lamp and I was banging it on the TV and I was like, I was like, do you think this can break this? No, dude, you get weird. When we're drunk together, you get weird when I try to leave you. You don't like when I leave you, bro. You try to make me stay. I forgot you. You get strange, bro. I literally was like, hey, I'm going to show you. You said, no, bro. Stop playing. Get back in here. Like, you literally said that. I said, no, I said, bro, it's really late.

We got to wake up earlier. He said, no, bro, it's b-get back. Come back. And I'm like, whoa. Yes, you do that every time. You said, no, no, no, no, all right. You don't even have to talk to me. Can you just help me pick up the sleeves?

It's like, you need me in your presence. You did say that. You said, please help me. You go, bro, just help me pick up the sleeves. I said, you're through it. Your mess. You said, bro, honestly, fuck you. But, but like, but like, not yet.

Come back. Like, it is weird. Dude, I just like having me. fun, bro. I don't ever, I don't we ever get to hang out. No, I know that and I love that, but wait, when you get to that threshold, it just gets to, I'm like, is he going to be all right if I leave the room? That's why I start thinking, I'm like, he's sad, man. You close the door. You unlock, you're just like, you close the door, you put your ear up to the door just to check if I'm okay. I was like, left me. What we started to do if you heard that.

Oh, would you have come back in? Oh, I would have knocked on the door. I'd probably to slap you. Just like, get together. Like, get it together. What are you doing? I would just have you came back. Yeah, you're right. You're You can stay though. Dude, I think if you would have stayed in that room a little longer, I would have invited you to sleep in the bed. I think so. Dude, is this more fun when you're there?

Wait, let's answer the question. Did you ever shower? Did you take a sit-down shower? I can't remember anything after throwing the cards at the wall. I cannot remember much after that. I guarantee your dirty just woke up for all the same golf pants, didn't brush your teeth, didn't shower, and you said, Hey, bro, where are you at?

Like, how do I always beat you to get ready? Because you're disgusting. I'm like, Peyton, I got to get clothes on. I got to steam it. You did steam your clothes back for you. I did see my clothes a mat before because I knew I wasn't probably going to shower. So I was like I have to get up. Watching you get ready to go work in a foreign city is an unbelievable site.

Did you, was this Liz's first Mother's Day? No. I literally have a son that's over one year old. I thought, well, that doesn't mean that he had a Mother's Day or that she had a Mother's Day. If he was born after Mother's Day, in the first time, this would be his first Mother's Day. Okay, so we're going to rewind to the part where he's over 12 months old. Yeah, he's like 14. He's 15.

He's going to be 16 here in two weeks. So with that, with that logic, right, there's been an entire calendar of his life. Does that not make sense to anybody what I'm saying, though? Like, didn't like, no, no, no. So let's do this. No, no. No, you shot. No, let me understand.

Let me make sense. Let's do this game. Okay. Listen. So say. say Malachi, let's bring this to Christmas. Say Malachi was born on December 26th. Yep, right?

And then this would be the first Christmas he had because a year later. So he's born the 26th, but now let's say he's 13 months old. So he's lived an entire year. Which means literally any day, any day. He's experienced it. Any day. Oh yeah, you're drenched.

I mean, I'm drenched. Wait, what did we do for Liv's First Mother's Day? I didn't think I wished her one because I thought this was the first one I thought this one was so special because you got all the gifts this year you got a lot of gifts this year I didn't get you gave her a lot of gifts

Oh yeah Why would you get gifts from Mother's Day? Well that you said I got gifts You got gifts for live Oh yeah Well you said it No this is her second one Oh I don't remember the first one

You must not have done much No I did a great job It was a good day What did you do? It was great I don't know I got flowers and some gifts and stuff Oh really? That's it

Yeah I think I got a massage And a whole spa day A massage You said that with an R A massage? You said a mersaise? I got a massage. But I watched a bunny get abducted on Mother's Day. Now what? I mean, what? Like TV, real life?

Real life. It was so sad outside of a McDonald's parking lot. A bunny was abducted. Yes, by man, my human? No, by regular crows. It was insane. So me and Sarah were leaving the car shop. Oh. And we were driving past McDonald's. And I saw like a bunny jumping out of my peripheral.

I saw a bunny jumping and I was like, oh, there must be a bunny playing. over there. But then I saw a bunch of wings going like that and I said, bunny can't be playing with birds. Yeah, they don't go to the same school. Bunnies and birds. Oh, no. Oh, God. That's the east side, west side. Yeah. You know, Bloods and cribs. Oh, God. Pyrru. So, okay. So Sarah literally goes, oh my God. Oh, my God. And I'm like, I'm like, what the f***ing happened? Because I'm driving, right? I would be like, no, don't do that. Yeah. She goes to bunny. I look over. There's two black crows. What color was the bunny?

Brown. So there's two regular, and then there's one bunny. One of the birds is flapping off the big bunny. The big bunnies trying to get around the bird that's flapping, trying to get around. So f*** up his equilibrium. Yeah. I'm like, what is the bunny trying to go get? And what is the bird trying to protect?

I look a little more. The bunny's little baby. was getting swallowed by the second crow. The second crow then lifts up the baby bunny, flies across my car, and I hit the bird under my right tire. And that's a double homicide without trying. On Mother's Day, I mean, I put that bunny through a lot.

Let's say that. That bunny witnessed its child get abducted. and then murdered by a cyber truck. And it was fucked up equilibrium. The other crow was like, he was like, looks up his kids like, the bird's taken and

dude, I don't like how you tried to how you tried to hide the fact that you murdered a bunny with saying, dude, I watched a crow abducted a bun. You're the killer. No, okay, well, that's involuntary.

I didn't tell you to fly under my tire. I mean, that's true. I mean, it was almost like calculated. It took a nose dive under the front right wheel. That baby must have just been a little thick, like a big. Yeah, a little thick baby. That crow kind of bit off more than you could chew, literally. Literally. It took that baby, said, it went right to the tire, and then you said, yeah, he said, ooh, we're going to be eating.

Yeah. Straight to the tire. And then Sarah had the gall to get mad at me. She was like, why would you do that? I didn't, you kill it. And I was like, what do you want me to do? Oh, I would be like, get out, Liv. Walk home. You're walking home. Why did I kill the bunny and the bird that I didn't even know was here until you. You screamed like a lunatic.

We'd already be on 75 right now. I'd already be close to the house. Yeah. Oh my God. I just want to say that's what happened as soon as we got back from New York. That is terrible. This episode of the Uschinole podcast is brought to you by booking.com. I've got to say.

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now it's time to get the bags I try to do a good job making it look clean and stuff all the same bags so I'm in the bag aisle and this presumably couple I can only assume the way they were acting manurism stuff this couple turns the corner and I'm just looking

quiet and no one to talk to and they start talking and the guy Louis goes oh god dude I mean what I why are we even getting or something for Mother's Day and the girl goes because it's your sister and he goes I mean, I know, but she's not even a mother, really. Like, it's so new.

The girlfriend goes, Jacob, she has two kids and one's five years old. And he goes, I know, it's just not like, I don't know, dude. It's not the same. I mean, I don't know what to get her. She was like, we're going to get her flowers. We can get her like a cute gratitude journal. Yeah.

And he was like, dude, that's waste of money in time. Let's just get her a vape and call it a day. He literally said that. That's like he knows his sister. Oh, yeah. And I'm just like going through the bags. I'm like, oh, my God. And the...

CJ, I absolutely just farted. By the way, I hope that picked up. The girl's like, now, Jacob, don't do that. Like, he goes, what? It's all she wants, anyway. She just wants to smoke her faith. Yeah. And the girl goes, but that's a bad habit.

We need to try to get her off that. And, you know, let's just get her something thoughtful. This is very next thing. And this is where I was just like, I mean, he's either a hilarious brother or he knows his sister. He goes, all right, follow me. Let's go to the wine. I'm just like, God. I mean, good Lord.

Who's more right and wrong in that situation? I think it's, I mean, it's, it's ying and yang. I think, I don't know the situation, but I sign on the side of your brother. Because if you know, obviously his intentions like, I don't care about this at all. But if I am going to get her a gift, I'm going to get her a gift that I know my sister I actually like. Like, yes, the right thing to do on Mother's Day is the flowers and the cards and the diary or whatever. But isn't it give something that the person is actually going to like? Okay.

Let's flip it. Say you and me, say Krob. Krobs is addicted to the casino. Yes. Addicted bad. Like he's down. He has horror stories. He's addicted to it. This isn't a hypothetical, by the way. No, I said this is hypothetical. I said this hypothetical. Oh, he said it. Yeah. So he's down bad. I mean, disgustingly down. Probably going to get a black eye next time he goes, right? So you and me, it's his birthday. We're going to buy him gifts. Yeah. I go, man, you know, a jacket would look on him. You go, bro, fuck all the nuff. Nonsense. Let's get him a free night at the hotel, at the casino.

Okay. Let's just send to the casino. Yeah. And I go, that's not right. We need to, we're trying to wean him off. You go, that's all he cares about. That's all he really wants. He'd actually appreciate that.

Right. Do you still think the same? Yes. Is he in a position of life where going to the casino is ruining his life? Like, he's in debt. We don't, I mean, that's the unknown because we don't know. Oh, and if it's unknown, then that's not my responsibility. Like, it's not my responsibility.

Like, if he was a crackhead, I wouldn't buy him to crack. but I'd get him a lighter. Like, I want him to have fun. It's his, it's his job to wean off the bad stuff. It's my job that my friend has fun. I mean, I mean, the picture we paint of me is wicked. I mean, first, you can look at me and know I don't do crack. You don't have a crack milk.

No, the way you drove, the way you drove into the parking lodge today gave crack. Yeah, yeah. You, you're a crackhead energy. Oh, yeah. You don't do crackheads. You don't have a crackhead bill. I don't have a pipe spoon lighter. No, but I'm saying that is a good thing.

I think you're tripping. Really? Why? If we actively know, like, okay, to answer your question, maybe we know it's a struggle. He enjoys it, but we know it's a struggle. Like, struggle, how? Like, it's actually affecting his day to day. It's not a good habit.

It just sounds like real life. That does sound like real life, but you're aiding, eating. No, I'm saying that happened to our actual friendship. This sounds like it's happening. Because Robbie will tell me, like, on a Tuesday, be like, Bub, I just went to the poker house. I'm down three grand. And then on Friday, I'm going to go.

go to the casino and he goes, good time. Like, that's what we do. He goes, get back or get more down. Yeah, Robbie, am I lying? I keep a detailed log of every single gambling transaction I make. And I know exactly where I'm at. And it's not gambling. It's not gambling.

It's calculated risk taking. Oh, he has a problem. I mean, that's a problem. It itself put you behind bars. You have a log. Yeah, I have a folder on my phone. And it holds my spreadsheet as well as. as my poker app and literally the folder is labeled calculated risk.

I mean, this is addiction 101. That's like, that sounds like those Dallas finance bros that are like, do eight balls all the time and they're like fast food. Really? Really? Really, bro. You need fast food. I literally live at sweet greens.

Yeah. But then they go home and they're literally hit and blow. Yeah. Okay. So now with that, is that a better addiction or a word, is that what? Coke. No, not Coke. Being that like deep dive into it.

where you have a folder and a spreadsheet. Does that make it more acceptable or more like, holy f***es down bad? I think it is. I think it's making it seem more professional than it is. Like it helps you display your addiction better. Like, right? I think that helps like as a front. I'm opposite.

I argue. I think that is wise. I think that's better. Yes, like for people like you. Like to explain to people like you, that will help cover the front for you. Like you're like, oh, it doesn't have a problem. Yeah. Like, for me, I can see right through that.

Like, I know you're a degenerate. and you have a problem. There's the difference in being a degenerate and having a problem. I mean, it's silver lining is like very thin right there.

I've never missed my rent to do to going and playing some poker. Have you paid your rent playing some poker? 100%. Oh my God. That's good. Oh my God.

Okay. I like this topic of gift giving. I'm very, I'm very new to gift giving in the fact of like, in the new way I'm doing it. Oh, okay. I always,

and it took a lot of realization for me. I'm a very selfish gift giver. I'll give somebody something that I think is cool. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude, don't even, like, I can't talk because I've received some amazing gifts from me. Oh, yeah, sorry, the Rolex. No, with the first or the second one, which one?

No, that's what I'm saying. And I'm beyond grateful, but I have seen that. I know what you're talking about. You'll be like, bro, the thing's sick. They're like, I'd never touch this. You're like, bro, you. And you're like, all right, I'm taking this. You just take it?

Yeah, so I think that's the new thing I'm working on. How have you changed? I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. I'm like, I'm really starting to think about it. It's like, I need to start thinking of the other person what they want. That's literally what a gift is. Yeah, that's what I'm realizing. But it took some time to understand that.

Because I have to look, for most people, I have to look below what I think is cool. No, he's a terrible receiver of a gift. Just two days ago, I gave him something that I know he could use would be beneficial to him. And he makes you feel bad for giving him a gift. Okay? It's a cologne that I know he could use. And I was like, hey, this is a cheaper version of what you, what you purchase normally. Oh, you said his buzzword.

You killed it. Hold on. It'd be great. We're going on tour. And I give it to him. And instead of him being like, oh, thanks, brother. Appreciate it. He goes, oh, you must be rich.

I mean, you're just giving me something like, oh. And I was like, Peyton, Peyton, it's $30. And he goes, more than what I got. You know what I'm saying? Or you give him a nice gift. And he goes, oh, man, you shouldn't have spent that much on me. Just take the gift.

Just take it. First of all, the Cologne thing, he's saying that story backwards. First of all, he violated my personal space. Like, he, you know how he gets too close. Robbie has a close problem. close problem like he gets way too in your i i do yeah so first of all he just breaks it in my house so where you go and after that old cubs get you first of all you're pending a lawsuit for that still where you go so we i'm in my i'm in

my house i'm in my office right i hear the door open i'm like no one's supposed to be here no one's supposed to be coming no incorrect yeah i hear the door and i just i know his waddle i hear him coming down the hallway and he comes in and he's just in my office now i'm working right He has this big bottle of cologne. Doesn't say hi to me. He goes, let me spray this on you. I go, what the fuck?

If I was like, I had just showered, I had just put on my cologne. That's not even hey, Baten. That is indeed what happened. Dude, I can see that. He goes, hold on, bug. Let me get some. Yeah, yeah, exactly we did. Oh, not hey, not hey, can I be in your whole?

Yeah, nothing. Hey, let me get. He goes, let me spray this on you. And I go, what the f***? I'm like, no. I'm like, no, Robbie, no. Literally 10 seconds before that, no one was in your house. No one was with you.

You're doing whatever you're doing. And now you're getting sprayed from Colon. And then I go, no, Robby. He goes, don't be like that. Do not be like that. Just like, he goes, do not be like that. And he goes, I'm trying to do something for you. And I go, I don't want it, right?

I don't want Colon on me. I have my own collo. He goes, you're not going to regret it. look down on me. And then I go, Robbie, I go, okay, here, I have this piece of paper spray it on here, like, and then I can smell it on there. He goes, it ain't the same, Bub. He goes, no, find a spot.

He goes, give me some skin. You're going to get anosmic if you put it on the paper. And then this mother, turns around, and he goes, just look at the spray on it. And is spraying like 10 sprays. He goes, oh, Bob, tell me that's not a gut-bang atomizer. Oh, my. That's exactly what he said. So my whole room smells like this cologne.

Oh, did it smell good? No, it smelled great. And then I go, dude, that does smell good. And he goes, and you let me spray it on you. Let me, come on, take your clothes off. And then I'm like, no, no. And he goes, well, you can have it. And I go, what?

And he goes, yeah, you can have it. I just bought it. I just bought it to smell it, see what it was like. So you didn't buy it for me. You bought it to smell it. And then you said you didn't want it. And I was like, you don't want it. And he goes, no, I just bought it.

I wanted to smell it. Actually, incorrect. I didn't tell you. I ordered that months ago for your birthday and it just now came in. Now, you didn't tell me that. Yeah, because it is a dupe of your favorite cologne. I will gladly take it by the way. Is it, is it? It's in my bathroom. Okay. Is it Chiakas? No. It's, it is. Yep. I knew it. Yep. And so I, I, and actually, I went to links to the point where I reached out to a local influencer and he was going to give me a bottle of it. Okay. But I was like, man, I already ordered it like, it will get here.

It finally came in. I was giving it to you. I didn't, I didn't preface that. I knew you would just appreciate it. But somehow I'm the bad guy for giving you. Oh, you must be rich. Ooh, just giving me a bottle of clone. No, I said the must be rich thing after he said, oh, I just bought it to smell it.

Yeah. That's a very, that's a you must be rich line. Yeah. I can't lie. I love you, Rob. You can't go sample it. These aren't things you can just go sample. You have to buy them.

You've got to buy to try. He goes, I bought those tinnies just to touch them a little bit. Just see how they feel on the foot. You can have them. Okay. I mean, that's funny. That's funny as hell. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.

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Um, so this is the question I thought of this weekend. And I was in the car with Sarah. Okay. Now, GPS might be the most impressive piece of technology that's ever existed. It's insane, isn't it? It is unfathomable how smart GPS is. No, your shit's like spooky level. Yes.

You're just different. So this is what happened, right? And this is what really made me think of it, right? First of all, the mapping out of GPS, whoever took the time to put all that in there is insane. Oh, yeah. Like, whoever put all the street signs in there, all the restaurants, all the restaurants. Red lights, whoever did that, you deserve a medal of honor. Everything.

Like a purple heart. Well, no. Something high up there. Not the purple heart, though. Salute. Yeah. West Side. Pyrru.

Pyrh. Pryps, bloods, and everything in between. Hovers. I go, I absolutely am getting affiliated. So, okay. You dare wouldn't want to see me in a dark alley. I'd be like, here, take it all. Take it all.

Like, you forgot something. Dude, honestly, my car keys. Here you go, bro. Let me call my wife. She'll bring something from the house. She'll just wired to you. Love you, babe. Okay, she's not watching.

So, let's be honest. I could literally say whatever I want right now, and she will never see it. Dude, I don't like Liv's toe hair. I're going to see it. Okay, anyway, so GPS is unfathomable. The way that, the reason I thought about this is because me and Sarah were in the car, right?

And we were going to a restaurant. The restaurant was a little far out, right? And I've never been here. So I went to my car and I typed in the address. Now, it said it was going to take 33 minutes. to get there. That's very specific. That is specific. So first of all, impressive enough. How do you know that? Yeah. I've

like literally always thought that. Yeah. How the hell do you, because it should be like GPS is too advanced almost. It's crazy. Because this, this is what made me think of it. We're going, we're driving a little bit, but like 10 minutes into the drive, we hit an ungodly amount of traffic. When I say like

bumper to bumper, hell of red lights, like this was park type traffic. Bad. But the time never went up. for the destination to get there. It never went up. So that means this GPS knew I was going to be at this red light with this much traffic at this time.

Yes! How the f*** did you know that? Dude, it's witchcraft. No, it's not. That's not easy. My whole thing is like, what if I decided to change one lane? What if I decided to go to the left lane? Exactly.

How does it know that? Dude, I've always thought about that Because you can do like simple math. Yeah. Right. Okay. This spot is where you live. This spot is seven miles away.

Right. These are the road you take. This is how long it should take with the local speed limits, right? How do you know? How do you know this light is on four-way stop mode? How do you know that these people? How do you know when people crash? How does it know when people crash?

And how do this is even... Like there's user reports? Yes. Who's doing that? You're on highway going to work. This is even crazier, right? How does it know what speed limit? I'm gonna go at.

What if I decide to actually just go the speed limit? Who actually does that? We always go a little bit over, we're in Texas, but it's accounting for that. Like it knew I was gonna go a little bit over the speed limit to make it in 33 minutes. What if I decided to go to speed limit? What if you decided to go slower?

What is it? What if it was a scenic view type of day? GPS is more impressive than AI technology. Like it is, it is, like no, no, no. Like the fundamental use, the daily use of GPS. So over, so underappreciated and overlooked. It's like the doorknobes. GPS, like no one appreciates that.

Oh, GPS way better than old knob. Yes, what I'm saying? Well, oh, way better than a knob. Okay, like the wheel. I would put GPS up there with the wheel. Like, you don't understand how much you need a wheel until you don't have a wheel. Okay, but this is what I'm saying too. And now this, this might be controversial.

The wheel, one of the greatest inventions ever. Yeah. But it's like, it's, I hate to say this, it was kind of like obvious. Like you kind of needed something like that. It's like, oh, we're dragging all this so heavy. What can I make that can make this easier? Right? And some guy was like, ah, some round shit that just goes and goes and goes. It's crazy.

And it's like, okay, the wheel, it's incredible. But who's set down and thought, let's make GPS? Let's send something to space to where it gets all this shit. And it tells me what right hand turn I need to make to get to Lowe's. And that's going to reroute me and sometimes you can have the Jonas Brothers voiceover or maybe Barney. Oh my God. Are you crazy? But you know what GPS has been around for so long? The old school little garments?

Dude, the thing is, this is getting crazy. easier. Who, did we talk about this in our personal lives or on the podcast? Who invented the stairs? Dude, I don't remember. Was that personal life? We didn't talk about it on here. It was on the pod?

Yeah, I think it might have been on the Patreon because we talked about like, how is there even like a second story and then who thought of stairs? Yeah, like who decided I want to go up? But genuinely, who said, ah, we made a house. Let's just do it again right on top of us. Yeah. I don't know anybody where land was a restriction. where you can't go left, right, front, back, you gotta go up?

This is thousands of years ago. It's thousands of years ago. They have stairs in the Roman Coliseum. Like, who thought we should go higher, not wider? Yeah, it is impressive. What were you saying about GPS? That's less impressive than you're making it. Why?

Like, the time adjustment, it's all just a data collection of everybody else that's using the same GPS. Dude, no. Wait, honey, did you hear that? Wait, what was that? Oh, do you hear that? No, I can't. It's a little faint. I kind of hear it now, though.

It's the fucking dry enough. It's all, it's just a data collection. It's just a data collection of reallocated sources that's third party testing and not funded by the government. It's open source so they keep their heads on top of it. They know what red light you're going to turn it, all right? No, but GPS is fundamentally like insane. No, the part, okay, the part that I think to piggyback,

even though we just completely roasted. It is a data collection. That's the I don't like. What? Data collecting? Bro. They know your intestines. They know everything about me.

Yeah, I don't care. Have you seen, okay, have you seen the simplest of videos where people, I've literally watched a YouTube video where a man, the whole video, made a new TikTok, like on a new device, made a new TikTok from scratch. Yeah. And then time lapse it. Granted, there can obviously be some cheating in there, but he seemed like he was doing this for scientific, like, purposes.

Okay. So he just talked and talked and talked about, it was either dog food or cat food. Okay. Something like that. And you just talk with the phone locked. Yeah. And just talk about, oh, I need to feed my dog.

I wonder what dog food. Like just literally feeding it dog food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog food ads. Yes. No, it's 100% listening to you. And that's a known thing. Yeah.

That's not even hidden. That's a known thing. I remember when it was first like, it questioned, like whenever Instagram ads were starting to pop up and now it's just like known. But that, but that train of thought makes me think like,

bro, I genuinely feel like, every TV in my house. Yeah. My, my Alexa, my phones. Yeah. I think everything,

I don't, when you really think about that, that is an eerie feeling. See, I, you're, it's so different for me. Like,

I used to love it when I was single because it's like, how does my explorer page know exactly the kind of woman I like? Like, it was like, to the key. Like,

not even a single thing outside of my type. Like, it was, it was, I was like, another one. I was like,

another one. And I was like, and I was like, I'm about, to go to, I'm about to go to Miami. Wherever. And it's like, oh, they're right there. And it's like, how did it know?

Dude, what I was looking for. It's insane. It's insane. And I don't love it. Like that. I don't like that, bro. You know, I recently thought about getting like an old phone, like a burner phone. Yeah.

Now I can't. Like, I would obviously keep this. I would keep, not even style. Just for, to kind of like, yeah. But I think I just watch too many shows like that. Yeah. I watched too many like, like, like, homelands and like secretsy night agents and stuff like that. I was thinking about.

buying a flip phone again but you know how you used to type on there you have to get to see you'd have to hit two three times dude wasn't that what was called t9 texting i don't remember but it was like i was so fast at it i remember i was so good at it and i tried to do it again the other day and it was so disappointed in myself how bad i was with it's bad and i don't know how to spell banana and spelling banana on that is puzzling i mean it is a it is magnificently hard to spell banana on an old phone i haven't even thought about that You go, B, A, N, A. Incredible. Oh, my God, dude, that used to be, we used to have T9 text offs in school.

It was like the first version of like a words per minute test. We put like a prompt up and two dudes would have to text against each other. I was a loser. Yeah. Let's just put that out there. I was a loser. We were having pissing competitions. Oh, we had that too until one kid tried to jump streams.

And you talk about apps streams. What does that mean? Like jump over people paying? Two dudes. Who could go as far back? Yeah. to piss in the urinal. Yeah.

And one kid thought it was double dutch. Started jumping over their urine. Yeah. And I literally said, I'm never coming to this again. Yeah, he was white. I bought my ticket and everything. I was like,

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If I had to do like a Yelp review, house is too loud. I mean, maybe live. If Liv's mom's there, need earbuds. No, no. It's like, I love visiting your house whenever, like, all live sides over there, but, like, I'm going to have a migraine by the time. Oh, yeah. Malachi is literally screaming.

Lolly the loudest voice ever Live loud as hell You just click clap dude it's like What's up guys? Where we want? His house is literally like you take a psychedelic Yeah It's like a naked baby running around He's like oh oh

Yeah it's like It's like ah my back Lollies just going There's tablet watches And I'm just like Submarines I mean there's everything out there What was your question?

Okay Very important how you answer this Yeah, yeah. Does Gabe still like me? He was weird on the phone. No, you know he wasn't. Yeah, because normally he was doing your own thing. Yeah, but you showed him the phone or in the, because I was on the face-time. And normally he's like, ah, Uncle Pete, he goes so-pee. And moved on and I was like, bro.

Maybe he was pressed you didn't come and say what's up. Didn't invite me. I didn't invite anybody. It wasn't an invited thing. Okay, sorry, here you go. So every night, me and lives routine is we get in the bed once Bubba's down. We get in bed. We watch a show, watch a movie, something.

That is our us time. It is sacred. Yeah. Now. every night one of us falls asleep first now there's two vastly different

different ways we fall asleep okay say we're watching a show with you and your significant partner are watching a show right and one of you is about to get tired do you finish the episode then turn the TV off or do you just turn it off right where you're at

and you fall asleep okay first of all because this is polarizing and me and live legitimately got in an argument over this. First of all, you got to finish the episode. You have to finish the episode. You have to finish the episode.

There's, I mean... If I am tired, why am I trying to stay awake through an episode? Cam, that's how... You turn it off. Okay. I'm literally fighting my sleep. I don't... I'm not going to remember what happened.

First, okay, that's user, that's user error because you shouldn't even started the episode then. That's selfish. It's like, it's like, I hit the bed and I'm just like, you've definitely know that too. Oh, 100%. But we're on the third episode. Okay.

Why am I finishing it? Why are you starting it? Live does the same thing? Why are you starting it then? That's so selfish. And that's a lack of... And you just said that's y'all sacred time. That's you and your partner's sacred time is watching a show together.

And I'm trying to extend it as much. I was not tired at the beginning. You know Homeland. These episodes are 50 minutes. They're long episodes. When I hit the 20, 25 minute mark, oh, all of a sudden my left eyes closing. I've really sunk down in the bed.

It's time to go night. It's probably the most selfish thing you could do is turn it off. Because what if we're at a climactic part or the story storyline is developing, right? Storyline's doing good. And then you're just like, dude, I'm not really feeling it anymore. And then I'm just here blue-balled seeing if Carrie is going to make it out. Okay, Carrie's going to make it out. She might have to go through this. She's going to make it out. But my thing is, it is our sacred time. Yeah. We watch this together. Okay. Yeah. If I express, and the thing is, it can go the opposite way. If Liv gets tired, oh, let's cut it off. Fine. I'll

scroll. Let me take it to a different example. Say we're having sexy time, me and you, me and Paying the camera having sexy time. I'm out there getting a firm grasp on it. A little bit of wiggle on it. Now you're feeling good. We've done this for like, great. It's like 30. About 40 seconds, yeah.

I've done it for like a minute straight and you're into it now. And then I'm like, no, I'm tired. That is absolutely nowhere near watching Netflix. Oh, dude, there's some good. Or a playoff game. Yes, there is. Oh my God, if you're doing it during a live event, that's crazy. That's a once-in lifetime thing.

Like you're the only person that is seeing this at this specific time. There's no for sure outcome of this. Okay, Netflix, a show or a movie. My whole thing is, what, tell me if this is not sound logic. Yeah, yeah. If I'm, like, actively falling asleep. Yeah.

And there's half an episode left. Okay? Liv's gonna finish it. Then turn it off. I wake up, I go, what the hell? Did you finish it? She goes, yeah, we were watching it. And I go, all right, good night.

We go to sleep. Tomorrow night, when it's sacred time, I have to catch up. No. You think I'm just skipping episode eight and going to nine. No, but it's, I didn't see it. I have to catch up. Now we're wasting time.

Since you're wasting time. No, no, no, no, no, since you fell asleep, no, it's my turn to talk. If we cut it off. It's my turn to talk. It's my turn. It's my turn. If we cut it off right when someone's about to lose it, then guess what? All you do is pick up where you left off.

You're thinking about yourself, though. I'm saying if it's your choice to turn off, if you want to go to sleep, it is your responsibility to catch up before it is our scheduled time to watch the show. We cannot go backwards. You think I have free time to watch Carrie. Matheson in the piss middle of the day. Oh, that's adorable. That's the only time I watch TV is at night with my wife. That's your fault. Wake up earlier. It's like getting to the gym. If you and Sarah are watching, wake up early, I'm going to set a 5.30 alarm to watch Carrie

Mathis. If that's your special time, then yes, as a good husband, it's your responsibility. That's selfish. It's like, it's more selfish if I wake up to watch TV instead of sleep and rejuvenate, because the Lord knows I'm going to need all of that energy that I just recoup, all of it. If you and Sarah are watching a show and she's a, about to fall asleep. She's not allowed to. She's not allowed. That's put that out that. It's like if you're, first of all, I tell her, I tell her, let's flip it. Whenever we go up to our, whenever we go to the theater and she's like, let's watch a show. I'm like, okay, if you are not allowed to get on your phone one, that I say rules. That's a good rule.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no phone and no sleeps. If I catch you doing either one of these things, now is, this is an independent date. You cannot, you cannot have a say so when I watch this show. All right. It all for, yeah. You know, call me. You know, you want but you can't call me not having fun. No, that's, I can call you a strict and jail. No, that is communicative. That is being honest. That's saying, hey.

Prisoner 412, phone down, no sleep, watch the show. Yes, I literally tell her, no sleepies. That's our, that's our thing, no sleepies. But sleep, okay, phone is something you can control. If I am watching- You control your sleep too. Dude, you're about to make me actually mad. If I had a long day, right, I had said in an hour and a half getting to work, an hour and a half coming back, we did a great day here.

I walk into a naked kid screaming dad-da, and he's going crazy. I play with him, and I've already watched two hours of the show with you. Yeah, yeah. And I go for a third because you're still awake. And I get tired. I don't think I should be chastised for it.

But you're also, like, 32? When you look it? You're also a grown man, Cam? So that means you should know, hey, if I try to start another episode, I'm probably going to fall asleep in the middle of it. So let's just not start an episode. How about you being an adult?

Dude, no, no, you're the, about to piss me off, dude. That is, that is so comparable to... Am I wrong? That's so comparable to the NBA. That is so comparable to the NBA. What you just said. I don't like this. What you just said, I'm trying to give live more time and go as far as I can. You basically just said, I'd rather not make the playoffs than losing the second round. That's what you said. Because I'm trying to start the third round, because I'm attempting to finish it and go hard, and I fall asleep and I fall short. You're like, you should have the where-a-thal to not even start the third episode.

No, it's like being like, oh, we're not going to win the ring, so we should even make the post-season. That's a false comparison. That's such a false comparison. False comparison? That's like saying, oh, I want to make it, but I'm just gonna, I know I'm gonna quit in the middle of the season, but I'm still gonna be on the team.

I know I'm gonna quit, but I'm gonna, that's the comparison. No, that's, I know I'm gonna lose. But you get, falling asleep, while watching show is losing, that's not quitting. That's literally quitting. That's, I'm quitting. You said you turn it off.

I'm only turning it off because I'm falling asleep. Why are you turning it off if she's still watching? Because I'm not. Because you're selfish. And it's our sacred time. It's your sacred time. And then I have to catch up tomorrow night. It's all.

Tripping. Dude, you're selfish. Dude, no wonder, Liv, that can't be that selfish. Liv, what? What did you say? What did you say?

Stupid little breath, a little Pikachu, Pokemon, watch. What did you say? You said, No wonder Liv calls you? When does she call you? She calls Sarah to talk to me.

She does not call Sarah to talk to you. Get out of here. You're an absolute liar. I don't talk to Liv. I call her a derogatory name. I keep it going. Yeah, you do. Dude, I think you're jealous that your son says my name

more than he says yours. Dude, he spams your name. Like, spams it. It used to be any, okay, it's to the point anytime I make a FaceTime, he goes, pee! He always does that, because he just assumes it's gonna be you. I'll literally call my mom, Ryan, CJ, like K-Rob, anybody. He goes, pee-rah, he does that.

Yeah, it's my dog. Yeah, he loves you, he loves your name. He gives me that luck, he goes, yeah, he goes, pee-hees. Yeah, his two front teeth are finally coming in. It was like a hillbilly. Oh, dude, it looks like a curds of cowardly dog. Yeah, it's bad.

Oh, speak, dude, okay. Honestly, I'm sharing this. for the pure just self-humiliation. Okay. This is an absolute, just, or a loss story of me. That's it. I didn't know you had much to lose.

Yeah, I don't think I have any after this. I'm going to McDonald's. This was actually after work. It was a long day. It's so good. It's so good, right? You know, it's here and there, it's fantastic.

I'm going to McDonald's. I am literally starving. I'm literally like, like that type of hungry, you look at your dog a certain way, and you're just like, oh, wow. I've been that hungry.

I've been that hungry, well, you're sorry. You've got some meat, Ruby. like that hungry, right? I get to the McDonald's. I go through the drive-thru. There's a couple cars in front of me. I'm waiting.

I get up to the window. The guy at my McDonald's knows me. I go, hey, what's up, bro? He goes, oh, how's it going? He hands me my food. I immediately entered like a different world. I completely forgot there's cars behind me that I'm in a drive-thin line.

And I started eating my food right at the window. Cameron. And I swear on everything. How long did it take you to realize? Bro, he knocked on the glass again. No. He hands me the bag. I take the power rate, I set it in my cup holder,

I put the bag in my right seat, and I start mowing fries. Mowing fries. Oh, this story, by the way, there's at least two more parts that are way worse than that. Okay. This is all in one interaction.

Oh. Eyes are closed. Eyes are closed. I mean, I'm in a different world. Yeah. And I just hear, and I go, and I look at him,

he goes, are you missing something? He thinks I'm missing some. And it hit me like, like, Like, I was just like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God, I'm just eating my food here. I was like, bro, I'm so sorry, I was just super hungry.

I go to peel off, I'd put my car in park. I go to peel off my car's in park. I just go, oh, oh. I'm revving. So now that's even more embarrassing. The guy's like, uh, he's like, hey, are you okay, bro? I was like, yeah, I'm fine. He didn't drive.

Yeah. I'm already at like 3,000 RPM. So I go, take off. I have to like slam my brake because right when that happened, a car turned in. Oh, Cam. It got to the point I said, dude, I can't even go home right now. I said, I need a minute. Like, I need to chill out for a second.

Yeah. I go to park in a parking spot. Yeah. That is on the side, like the little side street of the drive-thru. Right. So the same drive-thru guy can see me. Yeah. I go to park in this driving spot, parking spot in my new car.

You know it's big. Yeah. I don't realize how big it is. I hit the little city at the bottom. Oh, no. And when I talk about my whole car said, boom-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-d. Dude, you're the worst driver ever. And guess who's looking.

at me, I check my rearview, I look at the window, and he's literally like this. He just looks like he's sad for me. He goes, and I was just like, I was so embarrassed. I could feel myself getting getting hot. Oh my God. I was like, I just did the, the lame-ish ever. Yeah, he probably thought you were high. Oh, yeah, because you're closing your eyes at the wheel, like eating. Smacking, chewing slow. You're staying there. Grathing in part. Yeah, they definitely thought your eye. Yeah. Why are you so hungry? Bro, I think it was, I want to say it was a, I want to say it was a day we were up here and I didn't eat the lunch. Like I didn't eat lunch. I had like a bar or something and the traffic of course was like an hour of 45. So by the time I got home it was already like

dinner time. I told Liv like hey you don't even cook I'll pick us up food. That's nothing. I had my son and wife's food in the car I decided to eat. Now that speaks to my selfishness. I can't. I think we're starting to really realize how selfish you could be at times. I was dying hungry. It was bad. This episode is brought to you by Kiwi Biosciences. Do you ever go out to eat and feel stressed or disappointed. Cam, I know you don't really are often disappointed you like a lot of food

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of these Bowman packs, which are fantastic. Like you can pull like exclusive, like, high, serialized. Yeah, fantastic. So what you're looking for is autographed or numbered cards. Yes. Right. So they sent us packs and we said we'll rip them on camera. So hopefully y'all are into this. If not, 100% yes. You know, sorry. But you're going to see us have fun. Shout out orbits. Shout out orbits. Shout out orbit sports cards. All right. All right. Now the real question is, the real question is how jealous are you going to be when mine hits and you don't? It's not going to happen. I felt mine. Not. All right. In the comments right now, put who you think is going to pull a card. Okay. I hope we both pull us off. Yeah, I hope we both. Or at least one of us.

So the question is, are we going same time? Just go ahead. We'll split it down the thing, 50-50. Okay. Dylan Homer, Russell, well, I mean, you're struggling over there, I'm like shaking, bro. Okay.

Nas Reid, Reptillion? Yep, he's winning off Rip. I have a Will Richard rookie card. You got to go faster than that game. I mean, we got two packs here. I was looking two boxes. Two boxes. Like eight packs.

Oh, I will. I'll speed. Okay. Now that's one you got to appreciate. Oh, we got a Bailey's highlight real shop of, um, an Ace Bailey rock star rookie. I got an Ace Bailey, um, which one's better? Highlight real shop.

I don't, uh, look. He said, I don't, I don't, I don't, mine. All right. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. So that's the top for me so far. It's the top for me so far. Pack three.

Here we go. You know, it's always about the steady race. Oh, we got, we got a little, we got a little Christian Anderson Bowman Chrome first edition from Texas Techie. Texas Techie. I got a Walden Clayton Jr. rookie card. I got a Sadiq White and a Zakiya Johnson.

I just like saying the name. Okay. I just like saying their names. All right, okay, we haven't pulled much yet. I haven't pulled much, but, but there's all, that's the whole point. That's the point. All right, here we go.

Because when you do, oh, it feels like, I mean, it just feels like you're absolutely. Bungie jumping. Uh-oh. I got a talent tracker, a Darren Peterson. Very good player. I don't know about the card. This is a, this is fantastic.

This got talent tracker too. Look at that. Gitty. Oh, it's literally Cam. Is that? Who is that? I don't know what his name is. Joe Gharovic.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I got another deuce one. Last, oh, I got two more packs in here. Jesus, there's a lot of packs in these. Okay. We got a rip.

We got a rip. Who can do, who can go faster? I can go fast. A young, young Kings Luca Donchich card? Oh no, he might be on a heater. Oh my God, he might be on a heater. Oh, no, he might be on a heater. Oh, no.

Lucas 682.30? Wait, let me see it. That looks like a good fire. I don't know much about that, but it looks like a good card. It looks like a good one. It's not numbered. It's not autoed, but it looks fancy and I fancy Lucas. I mean, my hands are shaking, dude.

Now that he pulled that. You know, you get too invested. Like, you get like, you get like, you're, You are like in there, in there. Okay, so Cam might be winning now. Take me through to, take me through the, I got a verified Emily Skinner from Duke. What does that mean, verified? I'm going to see in a bit.

Okay, there we go. Put that on the little side. I mean, I'm not pulled it yet. You said what? What's the Luke Evaluation? Oh, before you were at, what's the Luke Evaluanguin? Luke Evaluangu ungraded. $1.99.

Ah, okay, all right. All right. I got a first edition, a Bowman Chrome. Caleb Foster from dude. Okay. Here we go. You know what? Have some faith, people.

Have some faith. I'm starting to slowly lose faith. No, you're not. Verified Sienna bet. How am I going to tell you you're losing faith? Verified Sienna bets. Okay, I'm on my last couple here. Buddy, you sound like you're going just through it.

Yeah, shout out to orbit. You all really did a big one here. I'm feeling... What is this? Alan Iverson. What? Rookie of the year favorites. It's in a little shape of a flag.

It's, I don't know, though. I don't know. It looks, I mean, absolutely. Show the camera. Colin Murray Boyles. I mean, I've never seen a car that looks like that. I never heard of Murray Boyles. Can you look up this card right here,

that Alan Iverson? Ooh, Terrace Reed from Yukon. Now, I'm getting smoked right now. You got a card that look like a flag. Yeah, I got another rookie. A Cion James. I thought for a second you said you pulled a Cooper. I was supposed to be like, oh dude.

I'm gonna cook. Dude, if I get another, ooh. Darren Peterson, which is obviously he's gonna be a rookie. This is at Kansas. This is a VIP. Very important prospects, Darren Peterson. There are two more packs left, orbit. VIP.

They said they're not mad if we pull like some, like a bad card. They don't care. All right, we got another reptilian, Sebastian Wilkins. See, I haven't got a reptilian. Oh, it doesn't matter. You got one that looks like a flag. That is true. I don't know what that means.

Okay, we're on second last one for your boy. Ooh. What? Drake, pal, some Bowman Chrome little greatness loading rookie card. What's going on, bro? I'm literally, I haven't pulled anything. Ooh, that one's nice. I'm not having fun.

I'm like the kid on Christmas. What? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? I literally think I'm, I'm, I'm doing something. I'm holding a Cooper flag. Holding a Cooper flag rookie auto. I swear to God. Swear to God.

Holy. No. No. What the f***? Do you got a sleeve? Are you going to sleep? We need a sleeve for this. We didn't bring any sleeves?

Bro, here. Let me go set it over there. I do my allegiance to the flag! Oh. My. Somebody look up the value of that. Somebody look up the value back there. Oh.

Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic. What's the value of that? I'm not, I'm not, I'm just holding it. I'm just holding it. holding this. I'm just holding this. It's Bowman. 2026. It's a, oh my God. This is getting, it's a rookie auto. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's coop. Cooper flag. Centering looks,

I can't tell on these because it's not like a ungraded right now going for 1100. I'm not seeing, but they're saying potentially graded could be like over four. Oh, no, super quick. He's such a good guy though. He's such a good guy. He's such a good. I mean, he absolutely wants to punch me in the face right now. Hey, can I say, uh, wait, let me see it. Let me see it. God, you, I can't hold it. Oh, huh?

I don't know. I don't want to hold it because it's fake. There's no such thing as Orbit sports cards. We resealed that back. Kay, K. There's nothing in there. I sure was wondering. I was like, dude, it's not even sports.

And I was like, this smoke is to work on his penmanship. Kill it! We went to Coles and bought like a heat resell. Oh dude, straight up, y'all. Oh my god. You got one more bag. Hey, you know it would be the funniest shit. I open my last bag and I get a real one.

Oh, dude, I think these are real tears. Like, I didn't even play. This is actual crying. Kail, man. Yeah, there's, that's worth absolutely not. anything man that is a K-Rob signature on there oh oh my god dude I'm so happy having at the last minute too I mean hold on bro what a seal yeah I couldn't even tell oh man oh no I'm I'm literally no I'm spending a thousand dollars in the

cart shop today I don't care that is I mean you want to talk about a blue ball yeah Colin Murray poils again I mean oh my God dude, I couldn't even get a different rookie. I just got Colin Murray Boyles again. I'm sorry. Bronny James. I'm sorry. We bought four packs just for this break.

I mean, what? I mean, props to y'all. That is some sick. On the meetings when I was, I've been telling you about, hey, we should really get into the cards. We should think about cards, doing the cards. All of that was a setup for this moment right now. What if you're like,

I don't even like cards. I feel like, what the $1,000 of cards just for this prank? Like, really selling it? Bro. How do you feel? I'm not going to lie. That's f***ed up, bro. I'm not going to lie.

That is messed up, bro. It's genius. I love it. Now it's in hindsight. But, dude, I mean, you should have felt the amount of tension in my fingers. I was not letting, I was not going to, I was going to hold that for the entirety of the extended episode. Cam did not want me to hold that card. No, I was ready to skip lunch.

I wasn't going to set it down. I was going to hold it. I was going to hold that until I got to your house and put it in the sleep. I'm so sorry, man. Oh, my God, dude, that's good. How happy were you when you saw that sign Cooper Fight? I'm not going to lie because, okay, so in these packs specifically, the, like, the hit spot, like where a good card could be is like right in the middle.

Yeah, yeah. So I went and it was, uh, I want to say there was some, there was someone else. I think it was this one. It was the greatness loading. This one. I was like, oh, dude, this card's sick. And then I kind of just thumbed through. and I saw a little autograph and I said

I said oh my Jesus that's Cooper flag and I went I was like I think I have a rookie oh dude that's it's kind of pissing me off no I'm just kidding that's that is beautifully done I got him so well done you are a son of a I mean oh I can't wait for all the hate comments I'm about to get hey that was good though that was good

oh man we oh my god and I look like a prick I didn't even let you hold it I didn't let you touch it. Yeah, I was like, oh really? I was, no, I was, it's funny. It's crazy because on the way up here, dude, there's not even an, I'm over here shouting out of place that doesn't exist. I said, bro, shout out of orbit.

I literally, on the way up here, I said, bro, if we pull something great, like that should be like a, like, no matter who pulls it, like, that's sick moment. It's a YSK, like, car or something. Grail moment, like that's... Bro, and I literally thought we pulled the grailiest of grails. Yeah. Holy shit.

What a prank. My God. So good. What a. That's so good. I mean, no, I'm not kidding. How many Colin Murray Boyles am I going to grab? Like, I haven't been the flag, having the VIP, I have been the regular rookie.

I have like six this guy. I want to see how much that this Isaiah is worth. Holy wow, bro. Did you open all yours? Yeah, dude, I was trying to just rush through. I was like, please get to your card, bro. There was a moment I was worried for a second. I was like, dude, did he skip this card?

Then I would have just ruined the whole thing. But that was a fantastic episode. Cam, get us out of here, man. Oh, man. dude my heart's absolutely broken in racing right now that was fan that's probably my okay there's not too many times i say i enjoyed that prank okay good normally my tongue is burning my on fire this time i enjoyed that that was hilarious but appreciate each every single one of y'all come back to you snow podcast episode 218 we absolutely love y'all we cannot wait to see

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Can you see you? Can you see you? I literally pledged my allegiance to you. I pledged my allegiance to you. Yeah, there's a whole page. We absolutely love y'all. All right, love you. Remember when I took one night took all over as though we get home to Christmas and we'll see you on tour and we'll see you next time. Yeah, no, it was good. It was funny. I'm just hurt. It was funny though.