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It's another hour with all the boys you see in the fourth camera.
Say I love you.
I love you.
Not on beat.
They're all white.
We love you.
Now on to the rest of the episode.
Yes.
Yeah.
We are co-host Kim back in the studio.
Buiaca!
Six one nine.
Buya, Buja!
Buiaca!
Reimasterio!
How bad do you think you'd fail if you did a 619?
Um, I've tried it.
I tried a 619.
Where?
Ooh, Jungle Gym.
Or the PlayScape is what I call it.
You tried...
Was there an opponent?
Did you try it on somebody?
Or did you try just a naked by yourself 619?
I think it was by myself.
I think I did it an era of 619.
And I didn't realize how physics worked at the time.
And so if you swing through and there's not something to stop,
you like a human force or skull, you're just gonna spin around.
Almost dislocated my elbow on the monkey bars.
Oh my god.
He goes on the what bars?
He goes, you almost did what you, huh?
Can't I do. I feel, I feel strange.
Normally I ask how your week was, but we were together.
We spent a whole boys weekend.
Boys, boys, boys.
Why was that so bad?
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
The watch, yeah.
He said, he tried to whip it back up to the wrist.
You said, get back up there.
We had a boys weekend.
We had a boys weekend.
Maybe, maybe we didn't kiss.
That's up for you to know.
Dude, Walt, I was trying to fuck you silly.
Here we go.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
That's that booty meat.
But honestly, that, that hotel, we said at the worst hotel ever.
Oh no, the worst.
Okay, so me and Cam went to Atlanta this last weekend.
For a secret project, you'll see soon. Why?
I'm still ATL.
Hit it again.
I kind of felt that in my own core.
I'm so ATL.
I'm
guys
I'm trying to get that cat
and then I eat it
What
What the fuck
I'm trying to
Get that cat
And then I eat it
And if he wants this cat
He got to spin it
It
Somebody
Give me that cat
I'm trying to eat it
You got a purple tongue
You got giraffe tongue
No I felt like someone
Put a cigarette out
On the back of my throat
I woke up this morning
And my throat literally
felt like someone went
I went
Oh, what a good morning
Someone went
Yeah
That might be anaphylactic shock.
Really?
Not sure what that means.
I heard it on the TikTok, though.
And you didn't say it right.
He said anaphylactic.
How do you say?
Anaphylactic Scott.
Whoa!
No, no!
Anaphylactic shock.
There's no R, I don't think.
I think it's anaphylactic.
Pierce goes, there's always a horror arm.
There's always a capital R right there at the end.
He's really punctuation.
He goes, you know, it's really bad about the Pierce jokes.
My mom came over to my house.
My new house, my new, my new, really new house.
Say it, really new, really big house.
Really new, really big, really nice, really new house.
She came over, she was just talking, she's on the Patreon,
and she was talking about the Patreon and you like all that.
And she was like, oh, this episode was funny, this is whatever it was funny, too much information on this.
She goes, now I really liked Pierce.
Is he really racist?
And I said, I said, I hope not, Mom.
Mom, the kid is who he is.
We can't, we, he shows up and says what he says.
We gotta take it at face value.
value. She goes, yeah, let's keep him away, right?
Yeah, no, she was like, she was like, I really
hope not, because it could get real bad for him.
She's like, he better not bring his back to us.
And I was like, I was like, no, it's just a joke, but we're going to
continue to put that on his jacket. Oh, yeah, we have to.
Yeah. I mean, Pierce is getting a whole fan base of Pure.
Oh, yeah.
We got your back, Pierce till death do us part, boy.
Pierce is like, yeah. You're not.
So we went to Atlanta this weekend, so where Pierce would hate.
Hate, I mean.
You'd hate Atlanta.
I love Atlanta, right? So me and KM stayed at a five-star hotel. Now, this is the first time I've
ever been in a five-star hotel. The only way I could afford it was we had travel points.
We had points. We picked some, we were loyal. So I was really excited. I was like, this is the Ritz
Carlton. Like, I've heard about this. I, like, the weekends talked about it. So I know this is
a very special hotel, and I cannot wait to experience what a five-star hotel is like.
I think we're still waiting.
The worst hotel I think of ever stayed at. Absolutely terrible. I'm convinced that, like, we
relied to. Yeah. I'm genuinely convinced that that's not the place we thought we were going.
No, it was literally a bando with a Louis V belt on it and some Baccarus. It just me goes constantly
on the speakers. I said, where are we? But little about my disdain about this hotel is actually
about the hotel. Something happened to me at my first five heart. Yeah.
Watch it. You get in.
That's that laugh when you're trying to still be a part of the group, but you're just
Pissed.
You said, oh,
oh.
Something awful happened to me
at my first five-star hotel experience.
Was I?
No, you weren't there.
So I went to the lobby.
What the hell did this happen?
Okay, so you were upstairs
probably talking to your son
or doing whatever, loser's shit.
Talk to, he doesn't know what's going on.
Talk to me, son.
He doesn't know you there.
He doesn't even know you really.
So here we go.
So you're upstairs being a dad.
I was like, ew, get me out of here.
So I went downstairs
because there's a full.
bar and I'm an alcoholic. So there's a full bar and restaurant, right? And I was like, this is sick.
I'm going down to the hotel lobby of this five-star hotel. I'm intrigued. You never told me what you're
about to say. But I had to use the bathroom, right? Okay. I'm not going all the way upstairs to use
the bathroom, which is surprising. There's a public bathroom right here. I only had to do number
one so I can do it, right? Okay, you're good then. You're good then. Now, I only had to do number one,
but somebody else in that restaurant. Dude, no, watch it happen. No, watch it happen. It's going to die
today. Somebody else in that, dude, no, it's not, I can't.
That certain point is gonna get cut out, right?
I think the espresso shot took me like an hour later.
That's great. Oh, we're here.
No, it's bad.
We're in the thick of it now.
We're in the thick of it.
What's it called?
No, I'm not even joking.
No, I'm not joking.
Like I'm not with you, I don't want to get cut.
You're saying restaurant.
It's restroom.
Yeah, watch it.
But somebody else in that five-star hotel restroom
didn't have to take another number.
But somebody else in that five-star hotel restroom
didn't have to do a number one.
They were going number two.
Now, I think it's this person's first time using a bathroom.
You expect a certain type of decorum
in a five-star Rich Carlton in a downtown area.
Full bar marble countertops right outside.
Five-star cuisine almost Michelin-esque, right?
So I'm like, okay, this is going to be the best bathroom experience
I ever had, probably an intended in there with some cologne or mince.
Right? I walk in to this bathroom, right?
Now, both the urinals were taken.
So I was like, I got a pee-pee in a stall that's against man code, but I got to do it.
I love peeing in a stall.
So the first stall I see, the door's wide open.
I'm going into that stall.
Yes, sir.
So I'm walking to the stall.
I turned to face the stall.
Stahl was occupied.
Swear to God, there's a man.
Take a number two.
Not sitting on the toilet.
He's hovering it.
He's hovering the toilet.
You are flying.
Full bit like this.
Looking at me.
And when I say, he just swing it.
He's just here with it.
He's just hitting it die.
And when I say, he's looking at me like this.
Oh, I go, I go, oh.
He literally, now imagine, imagine the stress in my body when I'm just seeing this.
I'm like, holy shit.
He goes, I would have went, no.
Sparta!
No, no, fuck, no.
He crab walks to me.
I mean, that butt is fresh.
I mean, he's dropping it.
The door's open.
Doors wide open.
That's a misdemeanor.
That's public indecency.
No, no, he needs to go to jail.
He can't go near schools.
Oh.
Oh.
He crab walks to the stall door shuts and goes, oh.
Oh, all I hear is artillery in that toilet.
it. Oh. He's like, I'm hit. Yeah, what did your guy do? He said, oh, no, I feel. No, dude.
Story of God, no, no, that is the top five worst things you can do as a human being. Like,
like at what point, I don't care what time of the day you thought it was. I don't care how empty you
thought that bathroom was. You closed that door every time. Oh, you, a hundred out of a hundred
times you closed the door.
Yeah.
That is in the fact he, the fact he was in movement towards you,
that's enough for me to catch a case.
I swear to God, that is enough.
If another man's butt naked, I can smell your fecal matter.
Right.
I can see your genitalia.
And you're starting to linemen walk towards me.
Like you're in pass block and you're coming toward me.
I'm, I have to.
I'm sorry.
Dude, it was, honestly, like, it's one of those things.
Like, I've seen wild things happen.
I've seen car crashes in person.
I've seen people break their arm in person.
there was a certain level of trauma
that was instilled onto my heart
from watching a grown man publicly poop in front of me,
direct eye contact, then charge me.
Like, there's,
dude, the craziest part about this
is I'm weird with stories and like analytical.
And I do not know which is more of a dramatic thing.
The fact that a grown man decided it was okay
to take a shit with the door wide open,
or the fact that,
Started moving towards you.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't pick.
If I just see the guy like this.
Hovering, by the way.
Oh yeah, he's not even sitting on the pot.
No, he's not like, it's hovering.
Oh, he goes, oh.
I don't know which is worse.
Dude, I really don't.
It's like one of those things you're stuck in the tracks.
Like, you can prepare for certain things of life.
Home robberies. Lock your door.
Right? Yeah.
Car crashed. Where a seatbelt. Be vigilant.
Put the phone down.
Exactly.
There's nothing on this planet that can prepare you for that.
That's like going.
to sleep and then you wake up and you're on train tracks and you're just standing there and you're
looking at a locomotive. You're like, there's nothing that can prepare you for that.
No, dude, that is, that is utter, that guy, okay, now this is a very important question. Yeah.
Very important. Do you think he was a member? He was staying there that night at the hotel.
Okay, that's one of the things that went through my mind. I was like, maybe it was a homeless man that's
that's what I was going to ask. But at the same time, he had slacks on. Oh, dude, he needs, he didn't
have them on, they were, they were, but I heard the belt coming at me whenever it was like,
you know, whenever the belt's dragging on the floor. He needs, that guy, homeless people don't
wear belts. They don't have belts. They don't wear belts or slacks. No, no, no, he needs to be
indicted. Yeah. That guy needs to lose his assets. Like, any, that, that is enough for
generational, like, like, suffering. Yeah. Like, they need, his lineage needs to learn a lesson for that.
Freeze all of his accounts. Freeze all your accounts. He needs to go bankrupt. He needs to have a
lifetime warrant. Like, anytime you get pulled over, you're going to jail. Like, if you do one infraction,
You're going to prison.
If you are drunk walking on the side of like jail.
Yeah.
Two years, minimum.
I just,
I cannot understand the rationale behind that.
Like, what in the day?
Like,
I've had to shit bad publicly.
There's nothing.
You never have to shit bad enough to where you can't close the door.
You've never,
your butt has never sparked.
It's sitting there.
Yeah.
Just ready.
You always have at least a, a millisecond to go.
Oh, dude.
There's no way.
No, he needs to go to hell.
He's going to hell.
I know the hair coarseness.
I know everything of his body, man.
That guy's going to live with me for a while.
Oh, my God.
But I think.
But I think, honestly, that is probably the craziest thing that happened to me this weekend or that I saw this weekend.
Oh, you were missing a very, very important and incredibly crazy thing.
What? This meant, Peyton has absolutely no self-respect or hygiene.
I witnessed the craziest thing in the world this weekend.
We go out, have a great night, we stay up, we go to sleep, we wake up in the morning.
We have to be out at like, let's say, 9.30 sharp.
It's 9 o'clock.
We're just sitting in the bed, and I'm like,
I'm following his lead.
If he's not tweaking, I'm not tweaking.
It gets to 920.
Peyton goes, man, we got a couple minutes.
I'm like, when are we leaving?
Peyton got out of the bed.
Put the same jeans on the night before.
Straight out of bed to denham.
Straight in boxers scratching his light skin ass.
Straight denim.
Same socks, same jeans, same t-shirt.
Put his shoes on like,
By the way, I haven't sat up from the bed.
He didn't leave the bed.
He didn't left the bed.
The clothes were right there at the side.
He did not leave the bed.
He's in, he's fully clothed and he,
I ventures say you weren't even under the covers.
You weren't out from the covers.
No, I had a little bit off.
You had a little bit on.
It was cold.
And then he stands up and goes,
all right, bro, cars gonna be here in two minutes.
And I went, I went, whoa, what the f***.
Wait, you, you didn't, you didn't piss.
You didn't, you didn't,
You didn't put deodorant on?
You didn't brush your teeth.
You didn't look at yourself in the mirror.
You didn't wash your face.
You didn't put cologne on.
Why did you bring your toiletries?
Why'd you bring your toiletries?
You had no intention of using you.
You did not step foot in the bathroom before leaving.
I was fully dressed.
Cam was still stepping out of the bed.
And I was like, Kemp, come on.
We have to leave.
He said, cars here in 60 seconds.
I said, no, we're not leaving.
It was like, you haven't even seen the inside of our bathroom.
You have not stepped in the bathroom before leaving.
And you are, and this is to go work.
This isn't to go grab a coffee and come back.
We're going to literally work.
No, we're going to go film something.
And come to find out it was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Yeah, there was 30 people there.
He smelled like baloney and sin.
No brush teeth.
No mouthwash.
No cologne.
Didn't comb his beard.
Didn't wash his hair.
Didn't wash his face.
Same exact clothes.
We sweated the night before.
We ate food the night before.
There's liquor on his breath.
There's hooka smoking his beard.
Close. And I was literally mind blown. I said, there's you, you are actually a terrifying man.
Okay. That is the, that is the tendencies of a man that should not be trusted. I'm just, I'm gonna say it. I trust you with my life, but that if someone else sees that, they, they don't trust you. This is the only thing you got to see behind the curtain. Not everybody gets to see behind the curtain. If you saw me, like, right after that, like the people we saw when we went to go film, you would never know. I represent well. You can present well, but there's only so many odors that can be hidden.
dude, I've seen behind the curtain before.
And yet it's never been this low.
It's never been this low.
You used to go at least, you'd look yourself in the mirror,
probably be like, oh man, f***.
And then you'd go, you'd go water, water,
you'd grab cologne, spray the d-and then go.
Yeah, yeah.
You never were a big fan of brushing teeth.
Now that's fine.
I don't brush my teeth in the morning.
And that just, that is the sickest mind-blowing state.
It's not, it's okay, because I saw a thing on TikTok.
It was from a doctor.
He said that your, your mouth produces natural
bacteria in the morning.
Okay.
And if you brush those out, then you're just ruining what your natural body did it over the night.
Okay, so now if I saw a video about my lungs and the lung video came from a dentist,
would you take it for just face value?
I don't understand the concept.
You're taking oral advice from a doctor.
Dentists or doctors?
Call him a dentist.
Was he a dentist or a doctor?
He's a doctor dentist.
They're the same thing.
Dentists or doctors?
You're trying to disrespecting the dentist and doctors.
You're disrespecting them by saying they're the same.
They're vastly different.
If I went, doctors aren't and dentists are different.
They are different.
So you don't call a pediatrician a doctor?
That pediatrician is a doctor for babies.
You don't call a veterinarian a doctor?
It's a doctor for animals.
So, okay, a dentist is a doctor for teeth.
Hit it!
No.
But there is distinct, there's career paths.
There's branches, but you're acting like I'm crazy
for saying what I said.
No, I'm not, I'm just saying it right way.
That is saying it the right don't touch me.
If you went to get a root canal and they're like, man, you really need a jog more.
Your zone two cardio is not looking the best.
You should really get on that tready a little more.
I don't understand what you're saying.
How is that the same?
No, give me that comparison because I know it doesn't make sense to me.
You said, you saw a video about bacteria of the mouth via doctor.
Yes.
And I simply asked you, was he a dentist or is he a doctor?
That's not what you asked.
That's not what you asked.
You said, was it a dentist or a doctor?
You said, you have, always.
Go Kevin, go Kevin, go Kevin.
You said, you, so it's okay if I call him a doctor?
You want me call him a, you want me call him a dance?
Yeah, call me a doctor, sure.
Call me a human being.
You should just say you saw a video of the human,
because then that, that would be, that would be,
I could say a homo sapien, and that would be the same thing.
Hey, you're right, you're right.
I can see a terrestrial being.
This is you, SIRPIN of the Tug.
Matter of fact, you're a doctor.
You should have, you, no, I'm not.
You should have a doctorate, see, that's the thing,
I'm not a doctorate of,
verbal linguistic manipulation from the University of Harvard.
I'm sorry that I can articulate my thoughts and emotions better than you.
Therapy might be a help for you.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Therapy's great.
You are just a Friaconda.
You are a snake.
I have one.
I'm not one.
I go, well, then I got a, I'm right here.
Yeah.
What the video show?
What the video show?
Sometimes when I poop, like, sometimes I go to poop in my house and I poop naked, right?
And then I go and stand up and I walk out to the, to the,
rest of the bathroom and then Sarah comes in she's like why is there a trail of water on the
floor? Get it? Because my in the water and it drips as I'm going. So I leave a trail of water
because I'm insinuating my penis is larger than average. Yes. Right? And you want to know the
crazy part? Because I give you so much respect in my brain that when I first heard the story
I thought you were insinuating that your penis is so large you are dragging it across the floor
once you stood up. Oh no. If I already do a little squat I could get there. That really
That needs to be checked.
Possible tumor.
Tumor's a fine word.
Real thing.
Just as real as a doctor.
Anyway, speaking of health and hygiene and everything, right?
I was on TikTok and I saw a video from a dentist that it happens to be a doctor as well,
like all of them are.
Oh, my God.
It is not okay for you to brush your teeth in the morning.
First thing off the wake up, it is unhealthy for you to brush your teeth fresh off wake up.
I do not.
I don't believe that in the, and I've seen you sleep, dog.
Like let's just call a spade of spade.
I've seen you sleep.
How do I sleep?
Some people sleep, they're like snow white, you know?
Very proper crossed.
You're like this.
And you go, that lip just, I mean, it just pops out.
Careful.
Oh, God.
No, you have, you have big, nice lips.
And you'll sit there, you'll be going to sleep and you just go,
it's like, it's like, that's how I know.
That's how I know you've hit at least rim two.
Why are you watching me?
Sleep.
Oh, because sometimes you're going to sleep.
You fall asleep for like it you're pretty close to narcoleptic.
You'll fall asleep in the middle of conversations and then you'll be up for the next two hours straight.
Like if I'm tired enough to where I'm in and out, it's like I need to call it.
You'll be like yeah, no, but then I mean honestly if we had like one extra camera and then you go, you'll be like,
I thought of an idea.
Hold on.
Where's my laptop?
And then it's three hours later.
You're like, yeah, dude, I didn't get the best as rest.
Like, I'm kind of tired.
Pretty tired.
No, you sleep with your mouth wide open.
Yes.
I don't believe that for a second.
I'm a mouth breather.
I always haven't.
Okay.
Okay.
This is, the bacteria might be good.
I'm not debating that.
When you wake up, say you and Sarah wake up.
Yeah.
The moment's great.
Y'all go for a couple smoochies.
Now, that does not insinuate smoochis.
That's not what I meant.
Y'all go for a couple smoochis.
Yes or no?
Are you smelling wood chips?
No.
You're smelling environment.
Oh, it smells like biohazard in our bed.
Exactly.
So the bacteria might be fun.
That's called self-control.
don't smooch in the morning.
Dude, we're not in the caves anymore.
You can brush your teeth.
Do you brush your teeth before breakfast?
Now, that's a different story.
So what's the order of operations?
You can, now that, now the proper thing is wake up, go to the sink.
Your shone smells like grease in hell.
What am I doing in the sink?
What are you doing the sink?
Where do you brush your teeth on the hose outside?
So you do brush your teeth before breakfast?
I think proper is, I think you're supposed to do it before breakfast.
You're not supposed to do it at all.
I wake up, eat breakfast first so I can get all that syrup and no, no, no, like, manufactured flavor.
So you're on the same team.
Then I, no, no, but you went the whole day.
We shot something in front of 30 souls.
Yeah.
We then ate food, then went to an airport, then you went home, and then you kissed Sarah.
All without a single bristle hitting your plaid.
Have you ever walked past me on a midday and be like, he's breast hot?
That's a, that's a point.
I don't know what you do, but you're, it's like, you don't really have.
stinky breath. Yeah, it's not. It might be, it might be like, oh, he has all day on him,
but it's not stinky breath. For me, the ideology is enough. If I know Liv hasn't brushed your
teeth, I'm giving you pecks. You're not getting, you're not getting tongue, you're not getting
intimacy. It's the same thing with like any, this is the second episode in a row where I've given
health tips, but it's the same thing whenever like you always take immunity shots or if you always
take antibiotics. If you're always taking antibiotics, your, your body will start to depend on them
or like, so it's not good. If you're always brushing your teeth,
Your teeth and your mouth bacteria will always depend on that.
So then you'll smell like literally Hurricane Katrina is coming out of your mouth if you're not brushing your teeth.
I'm telling you, you're not supposed to do that.
You've got to let your natural toxins and odors take over.
Toxins and odors take over bacteria.
So you want me to let toxins and odors take over my mouth?
Do you put on deodorant before bed?
Yes.
You put on deodorant before bed?
I put on deodorant any time I get out of the shower.
Okay, so say it's a nighttime shower, right?
The odor.
You're going. No way.
Yeah. Kim, you know that's awful for you, right?
I've heard that, yeah.
It's the same thing as brushing your teeth in the morning.
You're not supposed to do it.
Dude, that's not, that is not the same.
Because you're clogging your pores, you're clogging your mouth pores.
Are you getting really salivated right now?
I can hear a lot of spit in your mouth.
It's not like you were holding like a gulp in there.
No, that's the deodorant I can understand that.
But brush your teeth in my, no, hell no.
I'm telling you.
It's the same thing.
You're not supposed to wear deodorant before bed,
and you're not supposed to brush your teeth in the morning.
Any doctors or dentist.
Put it in the comments
No, no
And you've, you did something this weekend
that really hurt my feelings
This will be the last thing on our weekend recap
What the hell did I do that hurt your feelings?
We went shopping together, right?
And it was the first time in years
I've seen you actually purchased clothes
Can't tell about your outfit today
I mean, you dress like a cartoon
I mean, it's absolutely insane
It's like somebody clicks on you should know
I can guess what cam's wearing
That's fair
I want everybody to start doing that on Mondays
Whenever before you click on the episode
Hit pause before the intro finishes
is guests. Can's wearing this.
99% success rate in the comments.
Oh, if they put black shirt, you're winning.
No, we can go, we can narrow it down to exact t-shirts.
They probably could.
I honestly, God, the first person that guesses it right,
I might, like, send you something.
I might send you that shirt.
Yeah, please.
That's a good way to get rid of it.
But you did something that really hurt my feelings this weekend.
Like, not even podcast.
Like, Genoa has a friend.
Oh, my God.
Let it rip.
What I do?
So me and Cam went shopping this weekend, right?
Yes.
Cam was checking out after he was buying clothes, right?
And the guy that was checking him out
is a complete stranger to you, yes?
Yes.
The worker was a complete stranger to you.
Yeah, never met him.
Like a 60-year-old man.
Yeah, he was cool, though.
I was standing off to the side
overhearing their conversation, right?
I'm sorry, because I'm nosy and you're talking to my b-a
so I'm wanting to know what's going on.
You're like this, you're like this.
Yeah, so I'm sitting there listening to Kim,
Yap, to this 60-year-old man.
They're talking about where each other are from.
Cam says, oh, I'm from Dallas, right?
Yeah.
Then this guy says he's from another place.
I'm like, okay, that's a casual conversation.
Once Cam hears where this guy is from, he goes, oh, I don't know, should I put that out there what you said?
That's fine.
Okay.
Cam says, oh, I've been out there.
My sister's ex-husband used to live out there.
when my heart
hit my
at that point
you told that man something
I never knew about you
the fact that you share
personal info like that
to a
stranger
and I've known you for a decade
and never knew
your sister has been married before
or you've been to that
state you didn't know
if my sister's been married
no I just found out you had a brother
two months ago
that's no okay
No, you know, I found out you had a brother at your wedding.
He walked in, I was like, who's this guy?
You're like, that's my brother.
I go, what the fuck?
That's not true.
You met my brother at the wedding.
You did not find out about him at the wedding.
Let's take it off the exact thing.
Why do you feel like you...
Oh, God.
That was a summoning.
Why do you feel like you shouldn't have shared that with me
in the 10 years we've known each other,
but you shared that with a random guy at a store?
Okay, first one, I definitely have shared that.
And second, why the fuck do you think it matters
and you're entitled to it.
I don't know what Preston did in ninth grade.
I don't know what Preston did in his seventh grade summer.
Yes, you do.
I don't know his favorite hobby from childhood.
I'm not like, why didn't you tell me Preston used to wear helis and supras?
The what does it matter?
That's not the same.
Why is it matter?
That's not the same.
I know about your brother.
You know about me.
You know about my sister.
I know what my sister used to blow fire from her mouth.
You don't need to know that.
Wait.
Yes. Your sister smoked?
What?
Oh, my sister smoked like a chimney, but that's her past life.
I'm talking about she used to be like a...
She was like one of those dancers at a coyote ugly.
What's a coyote ugly?
She'd be on stage and some skimpy clothes
with liquor in her mouth and shooting fire to the guys.
Your sister was in the circus?
Your daughter was in the circus?
Nobody says circus, dogs.
That's the...
That's the...
No!
She wasn't on a wheel flicking penis to an elephant.
She was, she's probably in like a bra shooting fire to 40-year-old guys get tips.
Your sister was a stripper?
I don't know if it was a full-blown stripper, but it was like something down that line.
It was like a- You don't blow fire. Did she swallow swords?
I don't, I think she did before actually.
No, she took the circus.
No, another foot.
No, no, you get, stop giving me fun facts.
Your sister was in the circus and I'm hearing about that 10 years in our relationship.
My sister also worked for the Tiger King on that documentary.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, she was actually there.
Like, she actually like knew everyone that was in that documentary.
Carol Pasquez she knows because she worked there, talk.
Your sister lived in Oklahoma?
She went to like a little nomadic phase.
I think your sister is like a refugee.
Like she's running.
Dude, you said she worked in a circuit.
Well, you can't say she threw peanuts at people.
No, you said that.
No, she blew fire.
It was like coyote ugly.
I think they have a move.
Stop saying that.
Like, that's a regular place.
I think there's a movie about it, though, too.
Like your sister has a movie about it?
Not about her, but like the job.
And she's on a Netflix documentary, Tiger King and Peanut Flicking.
Matter of fact, where the f*** her dividends?
I go, where's our residuals?
You're like, actually, she also was a head writer on Drake and Josh.
You can't just say things like that.
But that's the thing.
Like, okay, now the Tiger King, I probably should have disclosed that because that's sick.
And the fact that she was in a circus.
She wasn't in a circus, dog.
She was like a bartender slash waitress
and maybe didn't have the most of clothing on.
So I don't know.
No, no, I've met a lot of those women.
None of them breathe fire.
No, she, she was a dragon.
She breathed?
Breathe.
That can't be right.
Yeah, she passes a breathing is breathed.
Breathe.
No, it's not.
She broathed.
She broathed fire.
No, but back to it.
That's not something that I wake up on a Tuesday
hanging out with my boy and go, dude, by the way,
17 years ago, my sister used to shoot Patron and make fire.
Anyway, what do you want from Chipotle?
That's not how life works, Peyton.
But you think it, we've been around each other so much.
Like we lived together, Cam.
Yes.
We lived down the street from each other.
Yes.
We've been best friends, not even just close for me,
best friends for 10 years.
Yes.
I should not learn anything new about you.
I shouldn't.
I should know everything.
That's not true.
How?
You know everything about me.
What's one thing you don't know about me?
About my family.
What's one thing you don't know?
I'm not sure I know Preston's middle name.
If I'm thinking,
do.
Give me a William.
Oh, I didn't know that.
William.
Yeah, you did know that.
You know everything about me.
You know about my turtles.
You know about a hot dog that was behind my dumpster
when I lived in an apartment and it left.
The day we moved out,
I told you all this.
You heard about a severed head goat that lived above me.
And it was dripping blood onto my balcony.
You know everything about me.
That's, I mean, that's a fair...
You know about...
Cooper, you know Cooper's first real name.
That is true.
What's his name?
Real name?
Wasn't it Tyler?
No, no, it was tungskin.
No.
It starts with the P.
P.
Press, no.
Spongebop.
Philip.
Philip.
Patrick.
Yep.
Patrick.
Yeah, there we go.
I sure know that one.
No, but I mean, I hear you, but I think maybe you're just more, maybe you're just more like letting stuff loose.
Maybe I'm a little reclusive with that.
I don't know.
It's like finding out that you've been dating somebody, but in their past life, like, ooh, they were like really, like, they had a really big history that they hid from you.
That's what I feel like in our relationship.
I don't mean for that, boo-boo. I don't mean for that.
I don't care what you mean. It hurts my feelings.
Because I shouldn't, like, in no relationship after 10 years,
should you be learning about that person's life before you?
You should know everything, especially the volume of our relationship.
See, I, now I hear what you're saying, but at the same time,
I also, now I do, I am going to say this.
I'm not deflect things. That'd be a wicked man, wicked thing to do.
Yeah.
You do have a bad memory problem.
You got a bad memory on you.
Can't, no, no, no, I do, I do have a bad memory.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
What the f***?
That was so strange.
I know I honestly do have a bad memory.
Not the worst, but like some things slip through the cracks.
It's typically things you don't give your shit about.
But you know you've never told me that.
You've never told me your sister worked at the circus and knew Carol Baskin.
Now, knowing Carol Baskin's, yes.
Does she know what happened to Carol's husband?
No, she knows the guy that...
Really?
She literally said like she had conversations, like they used to take lunch breaks together.
That guy.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't say, like we watched that show together.
No, the fact you said...
next to me and watch that show.
And you didn't tell me no, I-
But I didn't know it in the time.
You, I didn't know it in the time.
I knew it afterwards on the back end.
Fuck you.
No, that's crazy.
There's things, I think she shot a snake with a shotgun
in my grandma's house.
That's things we don't need to know.
Like I don't care about that kind of shit.
But it's like big, see, big life moments like that.
Like that's crazy.
Your sister was in two documentaries
and she was a circus act.
Like that's in now she's a head chef.
Okay.
What is she doing?
You know she ran like a soup kitchen in Germany too, right?
Like now that's not.
No, no, no.
You're trolling.
No, I swear to God.
No, but that's like the thing.
Your sister lived in Germany?
Two years, yeah.
Why?
The same ex-husband was in the Air Force.
They got based in Germany.
She was over there.
And then when she came back, I was at McDonald's with the boys.
She came back.
My mom said, hey, come back to the house.
Your sister's home, I fell down to my knees and the McDonald's started crying.
You thought she was at war too?
No, no.
I didn't think she was at war.
Like she made it back.
I'm like, my gosh, she was on the front line blowing fire.
With a tiger.
They go, Unleash the heather.
She's like, she goes, she's like a gamer,
and she's like,
and she goes, Carol, get him.
No, that's crazy.
No, that's funny.
Okay, no.
Now, on this just learning about train,
mm-hmm.
Okay, so not my actual sister,
little sister.
So you have a step sister?
No, Zoe.
So the little sister of my wife, right?
So I was talking.
You would be called sister.
Yeah, sister-in-law, sister,
but I was just making sure it's not the same one.
Not the circus, sack, fire, breathing, Tiger King, Carol Bowsk in Germany living, right?
So my sister-in-law, I'm talking to her,
because it's about to be spring break to the children.
We're just talking on the phone.
And I go, like, what are you excited for spring break?
She goes, nah, really, I'd rather be in school.
And that's strange in itself, right?
Oh, she's a loser.
Yeah, yeah, no, she's strange in herself.
Yeah.
So then I go.
So, no, no, but Z, that's like saying you'd rather be in school through like, like spring break is a small summer.
Yeah.
Would you rather be in school?
Would you rather be in summer?
This girl looks at me and claims she'd rather be in school.
If school didn't have academic stress is what she said.
If school did not have academic stress, she'd rather be in school than summer.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That caveat is what makes it make sense.
You are a, that caveat is what made that make sense.
That caveat, whatever this is, you're like flipping a.
That caveat does nothing for me.
That caveat's a .
If school didn't have academic...
You're a sellout.
You're a sellout.
You're just trying to agree.
You're just trying to agree with Zoe.
No, I don't have no relation.
I love Zoe, but I don't care what she thinks of me.
You'd rather be in school.
Stress levels high or non-existent.
You'd rather, you of all people, the dropout!
You'd rather be in school than summer.
I loved school without the actual school part.
It's a big club.
Okay, then there's your cap.
No, that's the thing she said with no academic stress.
That means you're just in a big clubhouse with your friends.
Summer was lonely.
I was singing to my crush high school musical tunes through my house.
I was hoping she would hear it.
Payton, we live like an adult summer now!
You wouldn't rather be in school.
Okay, but you said, you said school.
Right?
You said, I'd rather do school if like this school part was there.
Yes.
I thought that's what the question was.
No, academic stress.
With academic stress?
Like, if you weren't like feeling like you're underwall.
and failing your classes and all the work.
Oh, I never cared about that anyway.
Okay, that's fair.
Are there repercussions to failing?
You?
Yes.
You answer that.
That brings stress, though, then.
That is not the, you would not rather stress high or non-existent.
There's no way you're picking.
Why?
Okay, if that was true.
School is the best place on earth if there was no school.
Oh, my God.
I feel like I am, where's Ashton Coucher?
I'm being pranked right now.
You're telling me that school's better than summer.
Why do we count down to summer every year?
If school didn't have notes or tests, it would be the best place on earth.
It's also not school at that point.
It's just the fucking hang out.
If school didn't have teachers, no test or assignments, it would be the best.
Yeah, no shit.
Well, then maybe I'm wrong.
That's like going to college and being in a dorm of 2000 with no teachers.
She said, without the stress of academics, so like, no one you got to do this.
It's better than summer.
That's school's not better than summer with any caveat.
I, okay, I also didn't have friends.
So that made, like, the gutter gang, they were cool,
but sometimes I couldn't find them in the sewer.
I always knew where they're at it.
Like, we always found each other at the school.
That's how we became friends.
So if I didn't have school, I wouldn't have the gutter gang.
Without school, I wouldn't have you.
Without school, we wouldn't have this.
Okay, that's fine.
That doesn't mean it didn't suck when we were there.
But, okay, honestly, school does not suck.
School doesn't suck.
Because if you look back at it,
it was the easiest, simplest time ever,
for most people.
Yes.
Because the real life happens after college,
and then you're like,
oh, I would rather be doing Cornell-style notes.
I'll do Cornell-style-nows.
Cornel suck.
I don't know who that is.
He sucks.
It's a university.
Yeah, I like, oh, it comes from the university of Cornell.
Yep.
I thought it was like Colonel Cornell.
Like Sergeant Cornell.
Oh, your sister's boss.
Yeah.
I go, by the way, she was in the 8th Battalion.
I'm just kidding.
But there's no one.
Summer in every way, shape, and form
is better than school.
Yeah.
You're doing the same.
With no agenda and you get to do what you want.
So you're saying no test, no notes, you get to be with the friends.
I'm already with my friends.
I literally go, hey, let's go outside right now.
Let's go hang out right now.
Let's go to the pool right now.
We don't have to ask the teacher.
But the girls weren't there.
I know that I didn't care.
I didn't affect you.
Oh, the girls were there in summer.
The girls were there in summer.
We went up to the beach.
We were playing beach volleyball.
I hate that don't call that the beach.
It's not the beach.
Little Elm Lake, Google it.
Somebody Google Little Elm Lake.
Has a beach.
It's not the beach.
It's a man-made beach.
Oh, dude, stop.
It's a man-made beach.
Stop.
That is a lake.
It's called lake.
The water is the lake.
Dude, I can't do this again.
If someone takes sand, if someone takes sand.
Yeah.
I don't care if it was imported from Ecuador.
I don't care where the sand came from.
They brought sand.
That is not a beach, camp.
To a lake and made a beach front.
After all these years, after all these years, my argument is,
the beach can only be the ocean.
It can only be bordered the ocean.
That's the only way it can be a beach.
You can't have a lake beach.
Why?
Says who?
Because whenever, who says,
I'm taking a vacation to the beach
and you think they're going to a lake?
No, that's a vacation.
That's a vacation.
It's, I'm just saying,
oh, I'm going to go visit the beach.
Now, if I literally said,
hey, let's go down to the beach and play beach volleyball.
And then we showed up.
And then there's sand, and there's water,
and there's beach volleyball.
Anybody that didn't grow up in your shit, poor neighbor of it.
God.
They would not do.
Okay.
Oh, I get it.
Because that's how y'all grew up.
Like, that was it.
Like, y'all couldn't go to Florida.
Y'all couldn't go to the Gulf of Mexico.
It was like, that was it.
That was the beach.
No, we're not going to get on a plane and go to Florida to play the volleyball.
Y'all didn't either.
You had.
I took trips to Florida all the time as a kid.
It was our summer vacation spot.
Dude, I have a thing about the beach.
And think about this biblical.
I'll try.
I'm really,
I'm really salivic today.
Salivic.
Salivic.
Whatever it is.
Think about the beach.
And please don't like make fun of me.
This is not like me trying to bait or anything.
It's a genuine question.
So the ocean is bordered by sand and land, right?
Yes.
How does it not overflow onto the land?
Genuine question.
How does the water?
not take over? I mean, it can. But how does it just not regularly spill over? Because if I have
glass in a cup, right? And I go like this, guess where it's going? All on the floor. And so the world
rotates on an axis. And so I'm just not understanding. And it was a genuine thought. It might
have been high. How does it not get on to the like all the beach houses and stuff? Well, I mean,
it's it, that's, it's, so it has its natural levels. Like it's the, the water's there, right?
So the land, the only reason that you're thinking about houses and stuff,
the land is already there.
Like, that's the part that the water's just not touching.
So the water, so the land isn't containing the water.
No.
I mean, I'd argue.
So how does it just notice, notice, stop there then?
How does the water just know to stop there then where everybody's putting houses?
Okay, the houses are after the fact.
The water is at its own level and at its own height and the part that it can't cover
because the land is just higher.
The land is there.
It's a big landmass.
The water just won't go up there.
Water doesn't travel uphill.
So we're just basically big mountains on a pool of water.
Yeah.
The world is most definitely way more water than...
No, I know that.
It's not like we're land and we poured it up the water.
It's like there's a ton of water and we're on the parts that are...
So we're up here, the water's down here.
Yeah, that's a bit far, though.
No, but it goes all the way down here, all the water.
Very deep.
Yeah.
Turn it a little bit, though.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
I think the Axis things, you're completely misthought right now.
Really?
Yeah, the axis is kind of there.
And our world is like here.
It's not like we're leaning or else we'd be walking around like that.
Like it's, you know.
We technically aren't we just don't feel like because it's how we grew up.
Like you don't know you're in an impoverished neighborhood until you go to Beverly Hills.
You're like, oh, I've been growing up bad.
You go, holy shit.
That's the same thing with an axis.
That's why we just don't feel like we're on a tilt.
We're literally sideways.
Oh, we're not.
Not fully, but we're on a slant.
We're on a slope.
We're on a tilt, but we're still, first off, but gravity is like this.
Mm-hmm.
Gravity's not like this.
I'm not too sure about that.
I'm just, I'm just, my whole thing is I don't understand how the water just knows to stay put
and not to affect all the buildings and the beachgoers and all that.
Now the water's not thinking, oh, I want to destroy these people.
I want to eviscerate that hotel.
Well, it's not angry water.
I'm just saying how does it just know to stay put?
It doesn't.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's not ever come over.
Because that's the natural levels.
That's what I'm saying, the water's not thinking.
Water doesn't take a nap and,
go, oh, I just feel like I really want to get on some land today.
Dad, can I?
But how does it just the perfect amount to where it doesn't go over?
How is it the perfect amount of water?
That's a good question.
The land, right?
The land is there before the people, before the buildings.
Yes, and we built on that.
Yes, so we are the ones that saw and said, holy shit, that water's not getting any higher than that.
Why is it not?
Two-bedroom room right there and sell it.
Why is it not, though?
How does it not just get?
bigger? How does the ocean just not get more full? P. What do you think is happening out there
in the ocean? Like do you think they have HVAC? How does it be so deep out there but it's not
that deep over here? Like on the on the border of the land how is it not as deep as it over there?
Because in the deep ocean that's where they got the lampfish and all right.
Because there's ground and earth and physical.
land here. Same way with your water. What about islands then? Oh, dude, listen. What's the difference
with an island in here then? How does it not spill over on an island? No Epstein. So sometimes,
but think about it. Think about it. There's, there's islands out in the middle of the ocean,
correct? In the deep depths, dark part of the ocean. Not really. There's, I mean, but yes.
Yeah, but it's out there. Yes. Where the deep water is. Where the landfish are. Yes.
How does the water know not to just go take over?
that. If it's so deep over there, and then how is it?
Is the water like, what do you think the water is in your mind?
Alexander the Great? You keep saying take over.
Why does the water conquer that?
Why does the water not overflow that island?
Who's to say it doesn't?
Because people have built things on islands. I mean, there's a big thing going on right now.
Yes, I understand.
Bro, I don't even know how to answer this for you.
And then you go, I knew that was coming.
I hate you.
But it's just, ask the good questions.
It's just a fat.
No, you're, because you're saying like water has emotions.
I'm not saying, I'd say that to explain it better, but you don't have the answer.
So we're just going in circles here.
But I don't know, it's the water, the, the, when your same cup of water analogy, right?
If you pour it over, if you took ice or a cookie or something and you dropped it, the water would overflow.
Exactly, but it leaves that area.
Because that same air.
And so if it leaves that area, it's going on to a different island.
Yeah.
So it's taking over a different island.
That different island is the rest of the world.
Because there's a huge, massive parts where there's, the water's just sitting.
There's no land.
So when the land is here...
There's no waves?
Who said that?
You said it's just sitting.
I'm not talking stagnant.
I'm saying the water's just there
because there's no land around.
But when there's a huge body of land like that,
it can't go over there.
It's all right.
You didn't explain anything.
I mean, you literally, you didn't explain anything.
I'm not a f***erologist, weather scientist, boy.
I just thought you had the answers.
Okay, you're saying I don't have answers.
Just gravity.
Water's still affected by gravity.
Water cannot go up.
Water does go up.
Water goes up.
You ever wrote a wave?
That, and what, matter of fact, okay, okay, scientists.
What is, what, literally what is the wave doing?
Going up.
The wave, the wave is coming back down.
When it goes up, must come down, Newton's second law.
And what is that?
Gravity.
I'm saying you will never see water climb up a mountain.
Who said a going up a mountain, get a big enough wave?
All a wave is is a ripple, which is just water.
It shoots it up and it's coming down.
First off, the water never like, the water never,
Why can't a big enough wave come over and take over all the beach houses and all the islands?
It's called a tsunami!
It's called the tsunami or Hurricane Aunt Helen.
It's whatever the hell.
It's always a white ant name.
Hurricane Helen.
Hurricane Karen.
Hurricane Lisa.
What is that?
It's like they just name it after your family tree.
Yeah.
My God.
Hurricane Patty.
So that's what I'm saying.
So it can.
So why does it just not randomly just overtake?
How have we had this much land for this long?
I don't understand that.
How we had this much land for this long?
If 80% of the world is water and there's more water than us,
why does it a big enough wave just come over and take over everything?
Well, first off, we'd hate if that happened.
Obviously.
That'd be terrifying and suck.
Obviously.
But we are on, think of the thing, best thing I can do,
imagine your bowl thing, a big, water.
Imagine a pot.
You're about to make ramen, right?
Let's say it's very narrow, not filled up a lot.
There's water here.
You drop the ramen in.
It's just sitting on it.
The other water's going to raise,
and that ramen's going to sit.
sit there. Yeah. What's the, why can't you
accept that for land? But more rain comes, more water
comes because the rain. And then more evaporation
happens. It can't be equal.
You're saying evaporation is
100% equal. That's how the
clouds refuel themselves. Then why are we in
a drought? Then once a drought? When it doesn't
rain a lot. Exactly. So it can be 50-50.
It can't be an equal amount of
evaporation to rain. If there's
droughts, I mean, I guess that's a fair
point. Oh, they weren't listening.
That would have been a perfect gopane.
They weren't listening.
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The You Should Know Podcast.
Oh, okay.
You're talking about science.
I saw this TikTok.
I saw this guy.
He said,
How to get rid of any sickness in one day.
I don't believe in those.
I don't either.
But I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
I said him to watch it.
Okay.
Step one.
Boiling pot of water right in front of his face.
Boiling water.
Oh, did he put the cover over his head?
Yeah.
He's like this.
Yeah.
He sounded like Darth Sidious.
He's like, Anakin.
He's like, no, help me, help me.
He's literally like this, right?
Yeah.
So then I'm like, all right, that's, I mean, that's a rough start already.
Yeah.
Throws the towel off, grabs a red onion.
A literal red onion.
Yeah.
Doesn't cut it, dice it, slice it, slice it.
He grabs it, he goes, like a donkey.
He literally goes, oh, I have seen this guy.
Yeah.
Eat that onion like a horse.
Okay, I go, I go, okay, now I kind of like onions.
I like me a little Mediterranean salad.
I can get behind this.
Yeah.
He goes,
goes the whole video he doesn't speak he looks at the camera he goes
like round two yeah back over the boiling water oh my god he's doing it again
help me the Jedi taking over comes back raw ginger a sprout of ginger and
literally goes like this like he's showing it to the camera
back over the water yeah again third round is honey yeah that's fine I can get
behind that yeah honey slurps it rewater
Fourth round was a clove of garlic.
I said, you're fucking Lucifer.
I don't know what this is.
You're Dracula.
Oh, this is witchcraft.
Yeah, this is voodoo.
Yeah, yeah.
Clover garlic.
What's the next thing?
Get toe nails.
Okay, not toe nails, but he gets the garlic, eats it.
Every time he's going back to the boiling water for 10 minutes, mind you.
10 minutes of boiling water comes back up.
The another one is like pure turmeric.
So, like, he has the powder, like pure turmeric powder and just put it in some water.
And I said, holy shit, slams it like it's a green tea shot.
Back down in the last round, he goes, now simply drink some of the boiling water.
And it'll kill some things inside.
You got going, takes the pot.
No, he doesn't.
Because it's just water boiling.
Puts it into glass and literally goes, ah, ha.
Oh, don't try this.
You can see the steam coming off it.
And I literally looked at that video and out loud, I went, I'd rather be sick.
Yeah.
I said, I'd much rather take a blank.
get some Tylenol. I saw somebody comment on that and be like, I've been, I got sicker after this.
It's like, like, I've been sick for four days. Yeah, that's what it takes. Give me the cold and flu
medicine and let me binge a show. Yeah, sick. I'd much rather just stay in bed and have a little cough.
Dude, people do a lot of weird shit whenever they're sick. I have a sick remedy. I'd love to hear.
What's your sick remedy? Honestly, push-ups. Honestly, it's push-ups. Okay. Now in your,
Now your definition of a remedy, you think,
Oh, I'm not feeling good.
You think that's getting rid of the-
It's push-ups and jumping jacks,
but sometimes the jumping jacks make my tummy upset.
Do you do them naked or clothes?
Oh, dude, I can't do jumping jacks, naked.
I bruised my eye one time.
Hit it!
Listen to it, just listen to it.
Oh my God.
Bruised your eye is terrible.
Come on, no.
I did about 50 naked jumping jacks last night before my shower.
No reason, no reason.
Wife was in the other room.
Trying to make it grow.
Wife was in the other room.
I looked at myself butt naked in the mirror
because I caught myself like Bigfoot.
I was going for underwear.
Yeah.
And I turned and I went,
I just looked at myself and I went,
it started reping jump jacks.
They were just going,
no, it wasn't.
It was like this.
It was like, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p,
hey, can I talk about water again?
Yeah, you can't?
Hey, talk about whatever you want.
So, we were in New York,
and this is going back to New York.
By the way, Joe still has a text of me.
I was about to say,
We still don't have that date set up.
So I flew back to New York to see Joe.
Oh my God.
You ever seen bridges in water?
Yes.
Oh my God.
No, I, now that...
What comes first?
Now, this I can give you the answer for.
What comes first?
The bridge or the water?
The water.
How the fuck does that happen?
Now, I went down a rabbit hole.
You know the answer?
I know the answer.
Before you give me your answer, can I have...
I would love to hear your crackhead.
I'd love to hear how you think they make a bridge
that is already in stable water.
The Navy.
Genuinely, the Navy. That's the only thing that makes sense.
You can't just...
I don't even know what the f that means.
That actually doesn't answer anything.
The Navy. The Navy.
What does that mean? The Navy.
Who has the equipment to go that deep into the ocean?
You think they're deploying submarines to make a bridge?
There's bridges.
Like the San Francisco Bridge is in water, right?
I would actually...
I'd actually venture to say,
Probably 90% of bridges are in water.
Is that a fact?
Maybe not 90.
That might be high, but a lot of bridges are in water.
I haven't been on many bridges.
It's against my religion.
I don't know.
It's not.
Yeah, it is.
But you know, my thing is the naval system.
Yeah.
Because who has that kind of equipment to get that deep into water with that many train people
to build something that can hold millions of pounds of cargo and people and cars?
and exist for hundreds of years.
The only thing that could do that is the naval system.
Our Navy, are men and women in the Navy SEALs.
What do you think they're doing with their submarine?
What do you think the Navy, right?
Who else can get in the water like that?
You can't, you can't.
Like our military.
Why do you think they're building the Golden Gay Bridge?
So you think the city, like the city of New York
is just hiring contracted workers to be like,
who can swim and going down there with hammers?
Ding, ding, ding!
No, they're not.
No, they don't go underwater with hammers.
Hammers.
How are they getting there?
You think it's a cartoon network?
They're like,
with underwater drills.
That's the only way
you can get out of there.
And oxygen tanks.
Please explain to me what you think.
I would actually,
I'd probably pay,
I'd pay a good amount of money
to just take your brain and thoughts
and plug it into mine for a day.
You think we have scuba divers
with jackhammers.
It's called construction scuba.
Connected to all.
oxygen building the largest bridge in our country?
No, I think it's the naval system.
I think it's the most trained men and women
in our country that their whole life is underwater.
They spend the whole year underwater.
That's where they fight.
So they go under there and they swim and then they build.
That's how we get all our things underwater.
They make big bridges like this.
They go.
What you think, yeah.
No, no, no, I've seen the video.
No, just don't.
No, you think. You don't know.
I think.
They go and they find the perfect spots for the pillars, right?
Now they have to do it one by one.
Now, how do they find the perfect spots?
That's some scientists.
People, the Navy!
They don't find the Navy.
No, no, that's just going to piss me off.
You can't just give these broad answers, and I ask who does it, and you're like,
somebody, and I'm giving you the answer.
It's the naval system.
I can equally say, how do you know the Navy does it?
And you go, because they spend their life down there fighting bacteria sea horses.
Like, no.
I'm saying I don't know.
And you're saying the wrong.
Okay, how about this?
I know it's not the Navy.
Okay, who is it?
It's not the Navy.
Who is it?
Okay, now watch this.
How come it's the Navy?
Because they're the best people underwater.
No, they're not.
Okay, them are the Marines.
Why do you think it's our military building?
They're military doing their own.
Yeah, that's part of the water.
Underwater companies.
We have all these things.
You said it your best.
Okay, who is the underwater company?
The guy who made that...
Waterbridge LLC?
No, the guy that made that submissible that didn't do good.
And you see how that worked?
Exactly.
He wasn't a Marine.
But he was trying to do it off of a...
DS controller or something.
That is wicked.
But they have scientists, they have companies, right?
Yes.
They find the pillar spot.
Now this is actually sick.
Okay, what they do, they go down there and they lay, they put like, I think like
sheet metal, but obviously a lot harder, like a lot harder.
And a very small outline of where the pillar is going to be.
They fill it, I believe, allegedly before you destroy me.
If I remember correctly, they fill it with a soluble concrete mixture that can still form
and become a solid underwater.
Once that forms up to a certain extent,
they put the big pillar to where it's now poking above the water,
they suck all of the water out,
and then they lay all the foundation.
They lay all the rebar, they lay all the wire.
So you're saying they send a big bucket filled with water concrete.
Yeah.
A big bucket of...
And they just drop it in the ocean.
They're like, that's the right spot.
No.
And then they go, put that pillar exactly into that.
Yes.
Payton. Nope! Yes. You know how good aim you have to have?
That's why we have architects. Think of a building.
So you're not a person. The building's right here. I can get on ground level and figure out this right here. We just put it right here. You got to swim to get to that.
Exactly. Yes. So there is people right there. Okay, they're underwater swimming down there to the depths of the sea. Yes. The Navy. It's not the Navy.
Name one other person I can swim down there. It's a, it's under that's restricted waters too. It's probably restricted by our government.
Probably or it is. It is. It is. You know, you know.
That's the restriction?
Right there.
It's not the Navy.
I love that you love our forces so much.
But it's not the Navy.
Listen to this.
What makes more sense?
They take a big concrete bucket and go like this.
And it drives.
No one said they dropped it.
I never said they dropped it.
Let me finish.
Because it's funnier when I do it.
What do you think makes more sense?
Answer me this.
The city, the city people, the mayor,
takes this big bucket filled with water concrete and goes,
drops it perfectly into the spot that they found.
How do we find it? Don't know.
Then they go, bring in the pillar.
We're gonna do it twice and goes,
and it drops right on top of the bucket of water concrete
and they go, get to drive!
Or they say who's the best swimmers in America
that can construct underwater.
Let's take a submarine down there and build this bridge.
I think the ladder makes more sense.
I still don't even, I think you never answer how the Navy's building it.
You just go, because they're Navy.
Where's their materials?
What are they doing?
They just go right here, bridge.
And it goes, I didn't go to the boot camp.
I don't know.
I didn't take the class.
I didn't take the O's.
I'll let you think it was Navy.
I'll let you think our Navy SEALs are making the Golden Gate Bridge.
You want to know the creepiest part?
Yeah.
You know how old that bridge is?
The Golden Gate?
Dog, they built that shit before the Model T.
They built the, maybe not the Golden Gate.
There's multiple bridges and buildings in our country that people are saw on a horse and buggy.
What do you need a horse and buggy for a bridge?
That's my point.
They didn't have boats?
No, of course they had...
I would just think it would make more sense to get a boat before you get a bridge.
I'm saying they didn't even have like cars before some of these massive things were built.
What came first, the car, the boat?
That's a good question.
That's a terrible...
The boat.
The boat.
The boat.
flowers, your oldest example you can think of?
Name another old boat, the SSC, Mississippi.
Oh no, maybe the, uh, uh, uh, a, a, a arc, maybe the Romans,
the Greeks, the Chinese, every ancient culture, everything before a
car, maybe all humans before us ever.
Yeah, but that gets to pyramid talk.
We don't know.
Are you questioning boats?
You're questioning, but the fact that we-
The science of boats is amazing.
The fact that we are here,
proves a boat. That literally proves a boat. I think it proves my parents. It proves that too.
But it proves a boat, Bubba. I have nothing to do with a boat. Yeah. Payne Hart has nothing to do with
a boat. We wouldn't be on America. In America, wouldn't be called America. There's a lot of
reasons. If there wasn't for boats, a lot of reasons I'm here. There is. You want to talk about
those? I go, nope. That's high for people's, oh God. Favorite segment. You know what that is?
Pop Culture.
POP COTER, PAY&A camp, BOW!
The craziest show of all times about to hit Netflix.
Ooh, my God.
This is not an ad.
The same people, I believe, that made Love is Blind, are making a new show.
I think, wait, I think I saw it, but I don't know what you're too.
Oh, this show is called The Age of Attraction.
Yep.
If you don't know what the age of attraction is, basically it's the wickedest show that I've ever heard of.
Except, no, that I've heard of them.
Wicked shows. What's that one where you get cut in front of your own partner and your partner goes into the other thing?
And then y'all are both in the same hotel, but upstairs you're hearing your partner cut.
It's what?
It took place at Austin.
Temptation?
What's the one?
Temptation?
The one that took place in Austin.
It's Nick Lichet and Leo Lish.
That's the ultimatum?
The ultimatum.
And it's like, hey, you swap couples.
You swap couples.
Yeah, that's absolutely stupid.
You're crazy.
So if we're even on the show, we're done.
Take her.
Yeah, come on.
I mean, but I know some people don't know that show.
I mean, it was obvious as they were just trying to get famous.
Yeah.
But anyway, the age of attraction, have you heard of this show?
I think so.
Briefly, briefly.
So people that don't know what age of attraction is, basically it's a show that's premised after love is blind, where you don't get to see the person that you're making a connection with.
Yeah.
Not only that, you don't know the person's age.
So there could be a literal 60-year-old finding a connection with a 22-year-old.
I don't, yeah.
And then you get to find out afterwards, but you've already built this connection and these people are psychopaths
So they're like we can make this work like we loved each other just knowing your heart first of all I don't even believe in love is blind
It's not. It's not love is not blind. I got to see you
I I'm leaning to I think no love is not blind
No, it's not no I think it's close. I think it's a blurred line. I'm sorry. Call me a bad person
I don't think that makes you a bad person because I think there's some people that are like almost
like a parisocial amount of shallow.
Like they, they, there's, you have to admit,
there's some people that genuinely don't care about looks.
And to them, love can be blind.
But I think to the average person.
Oh, I've never met one of those people ever.
I have.
Really? Who?
Not like in my, like, not.
Oh, did you haven't met him?
That's weird.
No, I have.
I'm saying not like, for me a love.
I'm not going to say their name.
I'm saying, I have a friend that does not care about looks at all.
Like, zero percent.
Well, I mean, I can't confirm that it's zero percent.
I've never met somebody.
Like, genuinely never met somebody's like,
oh, I do not care.
Like, obviously,
There's extents of it.
Yeah.
Like where it could be very like, I, I, because I'm kind of in that range.
You know, my spectrum was wide.
Like, but don't laugh.
So, um, I do think physical is a big part of relationship.
I agree.
And age is as well.
Age is.
That, if I was 22 and this show goes on and then the girl's 60,
you could literally be my grandma.
Yeah.
But I'm not going to lie, when I was like 19, that was my bag.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, if I mean, a good 54 year old, teach me some things.
It's great. You got a little wisdom, got a little whistle.
I was packing their kids lunch.
I was packing the little homie like orange slices.
Yeah, your stepson's 19.
Yeah, you're like, hey, have a good day at school kid.
He goes, thanks.
I'm like, hey, bro, you got the notes on the test.
We're both about to take it.
But no, I, that is, if, okay, so my biggest thing, they don't see each other.
I don't think so, no.
Because at first, like in the, I saw one.
one preview of it and they're like walking around like hanging out like talking.
I think it's like when you get past the wall.
That's what I was about to say.
That is, do you think that's like, I think that's kind of wicked?
It's crazy because it's a crazy.
Crazy show.
Like I know that happens a lot when there's money involved.
Like right, an older person that's like super rich.
Yeah.
Get your sugar home.
But if I'm not gaining anything from you, I'm not dating a 70 year old.
I'm sorry.
If you don't got 40 million in the wheel with my name on it, we're not together.
No, no, no.
I'm not doing it.
No.
You're gone in five years.
No boy.
Nope.
No, but that was perfect.
Bro, I could not, I genuinely couldn't imagine.
Matter of fact, what's your limit?
Say you're on the show right now.
Just hypothetical, you're on the show, you're 27.
What's the oldest I would date?
Yeah.
Like, but that's the thing though.
This isn't dating.
You get past a little wall shit, you see each other,
and then you're like, I think you're hitting the altar.
Okay.
And you don't know about like,
what is the oldest that you would be married to?
Like married.
How much money do they have?
Exactly.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
you don't know that's all intent that's all just mm-hmm nothing no no no genuinely genuinely
genuinely is a 27-year-old man what is the oldest woman you would marry 50 51 now there's
absolutely nothing wrong with the age of 50 50 okay take jennifer lopez's money away in her status
it's a 50-something year old woman and she wouldn't look like that without money on her status
you don't know you don't know that's unfair to say you don't know that you don't know that you are not
there you don't know you don't know what she does or she did do you has jennifer lopez had any surgery
i don't know i wasn't at the i wasn't at the doctor i don't know you there's no way you can say i
know unless you were there i also don't believe that you can feel like you can look it up and then
you could definitely be like it's no different than but that would break hippa so they can't
there should be no credible online source that says that that's like i mean do you do are we
are we almost certain that drake had his body done i don't know oh my
My God. I don't know. I can't say that. I do not know. Okay. Really? Yeah, 51.
You go 20, 24 above you? Yeah, it's fire. There's some fire 50 year olds out there.
See, okay, but my thing is now, okay, now that's fine. What's the old as you a date?
Genuinely? Yeah, genuine. For real. Like, Mary. I probably, I'd probably say like an eight year
difference, eight year gap. No way. That's 35. Because I'm thinking long term. There's 100% beautiful 50 year olds out there.
100% amazing 50-year-olds out there.
100% wise have everything get together, 50-year-olds.
But I'm thinking when I'm 50, she's now 74.
Like for me to marry someone, I want to do life with them.
You are.
For what?
Two decades, and she's called it quits?
Two decades is a long time.
That's your whole life.
What?
Yeah, most of it.
Two decades is like a fourth of your life.
What's the difference between getting married at 40 and then y'all both die at 70?
You're all both 40 and you both die at 70.
Yeah, but that's, well, ideally, well, I mean, I can't really because I'm already married,
but I'm saying like, that's, you got married when you were 12.
Like, it's different, but I'm saying that's different too.
Like 40 and 40 and 40 and you die both, I said that's 30 years.
You know, none of them saying this out loud?
I kind of like this show.
Oh, my God, it's changing.
I think it could work.
I think it could work because, like, obviously, like, of a 30-year-old's dating like a 6-year-old,
that could work.
But, okay, I think for me.
year old dating like a 55 year old that could work i think i'm not even questioning the working i i'm
questioning the commitment part like do they genuinely like me that person could be great
selfishly i would not want to like do life with them for 20 years knowing they're probably going to
kick the can see i don't live i don't live life for death i live life for now okay that's the same
argument that's the same argument of tattoos people are like i don't want to get tattoos because i'm old they'll be all wrinkly
It's like, oh, I'm not living life for when I'm wrinkly.
I'm living life for right now.
I'm living life because it looks cool now.
This is what I want now.
So I think if you always live life for the end or what's going to happen at the end,
then you're not going to enjoy the actual life part.
No, but I love, no, that was beautifully, beautifully said.
That was fire bars.
I'm saying I want to love a person right now and stay and have them forever.
Hit it.
I get that.
I do, and there's 20 years plenty of time.
That's a good marriage.
Well, I want to watch the show.
We'll see.
I wasn't that sponsor, by it.
the way, but...
That's crazy.
That was people's face.
For it, segment.
You know what that is?
Pop culture, paying in a camp.
Pop culture, pay and they can.
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All right, P, I have a challenge for you.
Oh, God.
We're doing a spelling bee, but if you don't spell it right, tuna.
I haven't had tuna every in my life.
Oh, no, no, no, no, you're not eating tuna.
You're drinking the tuna juice.
No, no, no, no, no, I can't.
Then you best get your spelling hat on.
You can juice a tuna?
Oh, you rip this sump, open right now.
It's pouring.
You juice fish?
Oh, they got a lot of juices, natural juices, too.
What part of the juice is it?
Why do you think there's a supplement called fish oil?
I thought that was just their skin cells.
I think it is.
Wait, what part of the fish do you juice?
Oh, I think you just get that little meat right there.
You squeeze enough and just juice all out.
I've been juice before.
I want no one to drink that.
Oh, God.
All right.
Cam, you know, you know, I'm bad.
No, no, you know I'm bad with fish.
You know I'm bad with the fish.
You know I'm bad.
I'm not saying, the fish is what you're worried about?
I'm seeing black dots.
Feel this.
Squeeze that.
Feel it, feel it's tender and juicy.
There's really nothing in here.
Is that, it just.
Oh, you eat this?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. You ready? No. Matter of fact, give me that. We're gonna juice it. Let me juice it myself.
You're gonna juice that. Is there anyone to do this? If you're cheating it, then I'm, I'm, we're doing it. At least let me juice it. Go. You can do it. I'll give you the dignity.
Ooh, I said, I'll give you the dignity to juice it yourself. Okay. Oh no. Fuck you.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh no. Go ahead and pour that. No, no. No, you can't start. It's like a good little kitty cat. No, my, my Labrador is eating this before. Yeah, you're like a good little kitty cat.
Oh no. Oh, the meat's coming with it. Oh my god. It's like a patty. That's wild caught straight from Alaska.
No. No, there's no, there's bones in it. No, there's not bone.
No, there's red meat. There's red meat there. No, there's red meat in there.
Oh, no. Oh, it's not even juice. It's like slime. Oh, oh, oh.
It's on my grandma.
All right.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, God.
You know what?
To instill your confidence, we're gonna do some very basic words
that you absolutely can spell.
I'm literally gonna become Neil deGrasse Tyson.
How smart I get to not drink this.
Just to give you some confidence, ready.
You spell.
First word, pretty.
P-R. Oh my God.
You better slow down, dog.
P-R-E-T-Y.
Beautiful, next word.
We're just getting that conflicts.
Next word, animal.
A-N-I-M-L.
You did that a little fast, a little fast, a little,
fast, better watch it. Okay, bump it up. I'd like to call this medium. Hold on. As this is hitting
the air, it's turning green. Round three, the word is receive. No, Kim, I'm not
kidding. It is getting green. No, it's getting green. No, it's changing hue. There's a lot.
There's a lot on it. It's changing hue. Where do you get this? Oh my God, it is, it just hit me in the back
this came from seven all. It came from a gas station. Holy shit. It's literally turning green. It's
punching me in the back of the throat. Oh, wait. Where's the expiration date on it?
No, peek. I need to find expiration. Key. Point that. Point that towards you. Did you call me key?
I think I called your key. Point that towards you. I got cheated on by a guy named key.
Oh. This is spars in 2028. This is mutated. Here you go. It can't be real. Third round.
Receive. That's racist. How is it racist? No, I before E and all that.
Yeah, but it's simple. Give me another one. No, it's not.
at least something i before e before i okay thank god r e c e i vee perfect there we go okay okay okay
if you wouldn't have told me the i before e i'm drinking tuna water here we go boys occasion very
simple oh i know this one occasion there's no k in it i've learned i've learned from my mistakes
now you wouldn't know this but there's a double c o c a s s i o n
ISS
I hear
You had it right
One more time
One more time
Okay go
Oh that's fun
OCC
AASI AN
What's wrong with it
O-N
Instead of A
In occasion
Okay
That's your fault
You said A-N
You said occasion
That's how I spell it
Occasion
You spell
I can say
Potato
I can say potato
Doesn't change
The spelling
Still a poteteau
I'm gonna throw up
No just go for
You got it
You're just
You'll be a sad dog
Just hit that juice
Honestly just let it hit your fall. Let it get on that tone.
Cam, can't. No, no, no, it, no, I don't think I can do this.
No, I think we should end the episode.
No, no, no, no, no, you have to. Okay, okay, okay, here, here.
CJ, are you good at CGI? This is make it look like it's in there.
This is a fair thing. We're gonna do, mm-hmm.
We're gonna do three more words.
Okay, three more words. Two of them right, you don't have to do it.
I can't. My ears are tickling.
If you get two of them right, you don't have to do it.
Oh, my God, it's good.
Oh, I'm starting to smell it. No, it's, it's, it is pungent.
It's taking over this entire quadrant.
Now it's turning gray.
Embarrass.
Embarrass.
I thought we were friends.
We are friends.
Embarrass.
EMB.
EMB.
EMB.
EMB.
Yes.
It's EMB.
The words embarrass.
EMB is correct.
I don't know how you possibly start anywhere else.
EMB.
Don't say it again.
Embarrassed.
I've met some people to start with an M.
They need to go to the darkest depths of hell.
It's EMB.
Embarrass.
M-B-A-R-R-R- no, what was that?
That was a lot, that was, that you were rolling your tongue right there.
You said A-N-R-R-R-N-R, embarrassed.
I got to write it down.
E-M-B-A-R-E-S-E-D.
Whoa, what the f-what the?
Why'd you go past tense on me?
It's hard.
I said embarrassed.
You said embarrass-you-not-day-D, embarrassed?
I said, embarrassed.
You have a speech impediment we're finding.
Embarrassed.
You went past tense.
Okay, it's not my fault.
Oh my god.
Stop with it.
E&B, E&B.
It's like a grandpa.
E&B.
No, dude, that's shit.
Down to hell.
Let me hit my lip.
Let me hit my lip.
Let me hit my lip.
There's no, no, no.
The juice got sucked up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My top lip just got chapped.
I think your eyes changed colors.
You really look to me.
They changed.
Hold on. I gotta get, oh, here it is.
Here it is.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. It's starting to marry.
Oh, it's starting to out. Your nose is...
Oh.
Oh, my God, you go.
Oh, look at that, look at that.
Oh!
Oh!
Keep your spit over there, please.
Oh, what are you fingering over there?
What are you fingering?
No, no, no, who eats that?
No, who eats that?
The smell is unbelievable.
You look like you eat that.
The smell is unbelievable, bro.
No, no, no, no, that's fed to Joe,
Dormin panchers.
No, I fed that too Ruby.
Ruby has consumed that.
Can I get a new cup?
Can I get a new cup?
New cup.
New cup.
please, new cup please.
It's all over me.
It's like in my beard.
Like I'm gonna smell it till when I go to bed tonight.
Okay, come on, give me another word.
Okay.
Give me an easier word with not the doubles.
Doubles are unconscious.
What?
What in yourself is a next, a different level of confusion.
So give me an easier word, not the doubles.
Doubles are unconscious.
Wait, this has mayonnaise in it?
I've never had mayonnaise.
Dog, people eat tuna with mayonnaise and like pickles.
And then they just,
I've never had mayonnaise.
Should I just add mayonnaise to it?
Like, just take a shot of mayonnaise.
I've never had it.
Oh my, oh, no, no, oh my God.
I thought you mean you never had mayonnaise with a two
you've never, you've never, I've never eaten mayonnaise.
Grew up in a black house.
What?
No, we didn't eat mayonnaise.
That's your shit.
You've never had mayonnaise on it, like in a dish, on a burger.
I've never had mayonnaise.
I don't believe in it.
My family would, like, disgrace me if I had mayonnaise.
You eat mayonnaise?
You've had mayonnaise?
Oh my God, that's your next thing.
You get the word wrong.
You're just taking a shot of mayo.
Okay.
Like, even whenever I order a burger and I read it as mayonnaise, I'm going to say, oh, no mayonnaise, but I've never tried it.
Just crack the seal and slurping it.
I'm going to smell it for the first time, too.
You've never had mayonnaise.
No, you didn't know that about me?
It doesn't taste.
It doesn't smell bad.
It sounds like long john silvers.
Yep, there you go.
Maybe it's all the fish.
Maybe it's all the fish.
I don't want to eat that. No, that literally, no.
No, you have to.
Anything this consistency in white, think of, think of, think of ranch without the season, without the little spice.
It's like a very mess.
I can't get what this is.
It's like the, oh, you don't want to, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
You don't want to know.
Is this tune a shit?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Here we go.
All right.
We'll go back to Simple first.
No, just come on.
Oh, okay.
Renaissance.
No, you know what?
If I get this right, if I spell this right,
I'm going to put all this together.
And this has been sitting out for, I don't know,
what, 13 minutes now?
That's disgusting.
No, it is getting more brown.
No, no, it's literally changed color.
I'm going to put all this together,
mix it up, and you got to eat the whole cup.
Now, why the hell?
I'm the quiz giver.
No, no, you're always making fun of me, you're always teasing me, and picking on me.
Matter of fact, you have a deal.
Renaissance.
The words Renaissance.
You're not spent.
Raina, where did that come from?
Renaissance.
Who are you?
Because I remember this.
What do you mean you remember it?
No, because I remember, I went to, what's the place where they dress up as horses?
Medieval nights.
Yes.
Medieval.
Yeah, I went on.
Yes.
I went to mid, so I went to mid-eval times.
No, are we?
Medieval Times.
There we go.
I went to medieval times one time, and I figured out I got cheated on in the parking lot.
So I remember they said renaissance on it.
I remember crying, looking at that.
If you'd spell the word renaissance right now,
and you could spell fucking embarrass.
I'm going to be pissed.
R.
E.
Rna.
Rina.
R-E-N-A.
If this is what, dude, my heart's beating.
Oh, my God.
R-E-N-A.
Okay.
I-S.
A.
R-I-S-S.
A, N, C.
How can you not spell embarrassed, but you spell Renaissance?
I didn't get cheated on next to an embarrassed sign.
Yeah, but you got embarrassed for getting cheated on.
No, that looks like its own entity.
Look at that jiggle.
Oh my god.
It looks like jiggly puff.
Oh yeah, boy.
I think you like, you're the boy who cries wolf.
Oh my god, why are you adding more?
Okay, get that juice in there.
Oh, that's squirting.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Do you like tuna?
No.
I hate tuna.
Liv loves it.
Every time she buys, I'm like, eat that shit.
I'm not here.
I hate tuna.
You have to get out of the room when she eats it?
I don't, yes, I hate tuna.
Like, I've tried it because the macros are great when I was in my macro era, but it's like, bro, I cannot get behind it.
Okay, I also got.
No, no, I don't know.
I don't like relish.
I got sweet relish.
I got sweet relish.
Welcome back to the YSK food challenges, boy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, that looks like nematose.
No, that looks like literally what I f-snot rocket when I wake up.
Now, why would you say something?
I'm waiting, not you.
Put me a cracker.
Put me at least a saltine.
Give me a saltine.
I don't want to add something.
See, I knew you're going to do some.
Oh, my God.
No, there's no fucking need to.
I already hate the tuna.
I want to add something.
I already hate the tuna.
There's a guy that I follow on YouTube.
He's like 96 years old.
And he, his favorite beverage is Pepsi and hot sauce mixed together.
Pierce, bring me this.
Pepsi and hot sauce.
I don't know if y'all seen this guy, but he talks like this.
So I got relish, mayonnaise, tuna, tuna juice, hot sauce, and Pepsi.
So we're going to add a dash.
What do I do to deserve this?
Work here.
Of all the words, you just know Renaissance because you're cheated on it at medieval times.
Blame my ex.
You know, I actually booked my hotel into her.
this weekend. That was awkward when we got your stand.
Talk about that on Patreon.
What?
Mix it in.
This is...
This is utter nonsense.
Look at that cup.
We're gonna mix it in.
Stop, please.
It's like a root beer float of fish.
It's like a fish float.
No, it smells like hell.
No, Cam, don't look at it.
I promise you, don't look at it, bro.
Please, don't.
Don't look at it, please.
Please don't look at it.
No.
No.
It feels like a gristle and chicken.
Stop speaking.
Stop speaking.
Don't need color commentary.
Don't need it.
No color commentary.
Where's my headphones?
I don't need to hear that you're mixing a concoction.
It looks like chicken gristle.
Get that close up on the camera real quick.
Don't look.
Oh, dude.
Oh, no, dude.
It looks like a watered down pico de Gaio.
It looks like a water down pico de Gaio.
Do you just spill it?
Renaissance.
Okay.
Do you want me to make it fair?
I'll give you a word, and if you spell it right, I'll drink it.
Fair?
Fair.
I will tell you.
I don't even care.
I take my shot.
Okay, I saw this on the news.
It's called...
What?
Pachimakua.
It's Russian.
I'm not Russian.
No, dude, I...
Please don't look at it.
No, that's the first time I looked at it in its eyes, I almost fopping.
I already told you in the back of my throat feels like someone put a cigarette out on it.
This isn't good.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Hey, no, dude.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's seriously.
No, that's reminding me of something.
That's reminded me of drunken night vomit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Give me a cracker.
You want to wash her downer?
The only way I do that is with a cracker.
You want a cracker?
Peyton, I need a cracker.
Why does a cracker help?
I need a cracker.
I'm already getting some reverb.
I'm getting reverb.
Not in the thing.
I need a crack.
Not in the cup.
I need a cracker scoop.
I don't need it in the cup.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I went from gumbo and you thought I asked for jumbalaya.
He made a little thicker.
You added your right.
I don't need more of a concoction.
I need a cracker's scoop.
Here.
Oh my days.
Here you go.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna give me in comments.
Oh.
Oh my god.
You had a drop.
Think about this.
It was my quiz.
You had a drop of tuna.
Touch your lip.
I am literally about to consume what lives under the garbage disposal.
Ready.
Three.
Two.
Two, one, drink.
Just one sip, just it.
Oh, no, no, you're fine.
You're fine, you're fine.
How was it?
Thank you guys so much for coming back
to another episode of Yusufo podcast.
Round of applause for God,
oh my God, boop.
Never will I be got with a food challenge
or spicy foods.
Oh my God, it hit you in waves.
You look like you got possessed.
It's so fishy.
Sorry.
Guys, everybody say W-CoS cam in the chat.
Remember, we have a new YouTube channel, YSK.unplugged,
where we uploaded What's in the Box Challenge.
We have a full-length Patreon exclusive episode
with all the guys on the fourth camera.
Guys on the fourth camera wave.
What's the hot fopping bat?
Oh.
Sorry, I'm a cracker.
We love you.
Secret code is
who, what should it be?
What should it be?
What should it be? What should it be?
No, I'm trying to get a headache.
I'm trying to get migraine.
Oh, BIW, BIW, Bridges in Water.
Bridges and Water leave that everywhere.
Remember, one at ten clock bears,
I'm gonna go on Christmas, we'll see you next time.
Oh, okay, do you have water?
You have water?
Some have water?
You have water?
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