You Should Know Podcast - THE FOOD CHALLENGE -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 30, 2022

Welcome Back! Apologies in advance, this is a weird one. Cam joins the podcast and GETS PRANKED. Peyton and cam go on to make strange world observations,  horrible plane story and Peyton tries a food... for the FIRST TIME & sooooooo much more!   GRAB SOME MERCH: https://www.youshouldknowstudios.com/shop  0:00 Intro 3:16 Wedding Expectations 6:24 PRANKING CAM 10:44 Does it make noise? 12:46 Hilarious Brail Observation 16:18 Arm rest observation 18:35 Embarrassing Plane Story  22:56 Yelling at my Teacher 26:56 Scam Call Stalker 28:06 Should You Recline? 30:45 CRAZY FIRST DATE 35:53 FOOD CHALLENGE 40:15 ANNOUNCEMENT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:37 Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 10, double digits guys. That's amazing. We did it, double digits. I'm very excited. I knew we were going to get this far, but you know, there's always that little voice inside your head saying, oh, I don't know if people are going to watch for that long. But each episode, the audience just keeps growing. The love keeps on growing. I love your comments. I love that y'all are subscribing, DMing me on Instagram, sending me pictures of you watching the podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:59 It's the best thing in the world. I love you all. And you know what to do. We're at the top of the podcast. It's time to get some good karma into our system. I got a comment on last week's episode saying Peyton my good karma hit. I told you guys go ahead and get some good karma right now. If you look below you you see that subscribe button isn't mashed. Not the best person walking this earth but we can change that together as a
Starting point is 00:02:24 unit. Go ahead and hit that subscribe button. And then you look in that comment section. You see that, hey, I even typed a comment out for this podcast. Go ahead and say, hey, Peyton, I'm here. Welcome back. Congratulations on episode 10. We love you. Or just a variation of that.
Starting point is 00:02:39 You don't have to say exactly that. Also, also, also got more DMs saying hey payton where do i get that you should know merch let me tell you right now go to you should know studios.com the link will be below in the description or you can just go over to your web browser hit that www you should know studios.com go and get you a hoodie or a shirt limited on the hoodies it's summertime like i said last week don't know why y'all want hoodies in the summer. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what kind of region you're in.
Starting point is 00:03:10 I know we have a big Norway audience. Shout out to all my Norwegians tuning into the podcast. Didn't even know that y'all spoke English over in that region, but I'm glad we can communicate from across the globe. That should be a good comment that y'all can leave. Where are y'all from? Where are y'all listening to this, watching this from? And we can have a nice little regional party. See if I'm on the West coast, East coast, North coast, or here in the South and the best
Starting point is 00:03:32 land ever here in Texas. So go ahead and do all that. Get your good karma in. Like I said, at the end of last week's episode, we have Cam joining the podcast here in a second. He's not in the studio yet, but I think what I'm going to do for whenever he joins the podcast, we're going to put a little prank on him. Just like anybody, we hate getting interrupted, but Cam, that's one of his biggest pet peeves. It's like when he's telling something, especially if he's really interested in what he's talking about, doesn't like getting interrupted. So I'm going to throw him a little lob to talk about something, just interrupt in the middle of him speaking. And we're just going to see if he like gets to the point of like absolutely exploding, hopefully. So it'll be good content, but he's a
Starting point is 00:04:13 really nice guy. So I don't know if he's just going to play cool and that wouldn't really make for good content, but yeah, let's go ahead and get cam on the podcast. I'm really excited. I wrote down some good topics for us. It's going to be a fun episode. I know in some episodes, like the past two, I've been trying to throw a little bit of seriousness in there so there can be some value in this podcast. But not today. Nope. Not this week. We're just bullshitting this week. So, yeah, let's go ahead and do that.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Let's wait for him to get in the studio. See you then. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, we got Cam back on the podcast. It's been so long, son. Hello. Hello, Boogsy. You want a little tea with it?
Starting point is 00:04:49 I'm back, Sire. Hello, y'all. Been a little minute. All right. Hey, where'd you get that? All right. Where'd I get what? That hoodie.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I got this hoodie from YouShouldKnowStudios.com. YouShouldKnow.com? YouShouldKnowStudios.com? It's at a point. We've been friends for so long. Yeah, I know, should know.com you should know studios.com it's at a point we've been friends for yeah i know but okay i bought it there final answer you should know studios.com here we go jesus christ hey a little update on cam's life cam's getting married next weekend or this weekend this weekend oh wedding oops yeah oopsie uh wedding week is finally here um anybody that has already done it or that is going to do it stressful yeah okay
Starting point is 00:05:33 sean michaels no but stressful yes uh but rewarding equally and then way above and beyond the stress it's just the stress for me was more of like so we moved back i'm out of arkansas finally thank god but back in the motherland back in texas um it's all within one week was like doing trainings and stuff for a job applying and everything for different jobs coming back home moving basically moving our entire apartment into one room um wedding week getting all the i mean all the details already set everything's done but it's just you know you can't not worry about stuff you're like oh is this done who was that done i have some worries
Starting point is 00:06:15 about your wedding that i'm gonna like uh like trip on the way because i'm in the wedding like i'm a part one of the groomsmen and and i might get some special content of the one and only peyton crying so yeah yeah be on the lookout for that no definite tears are coming down he's not a big tear guy but uh so i believe i'm going to cry and uh when olivia walks down the aisle i'm probably gonna so i think that's i know we have some younger people in the audience that are going to be like, why is he going to cry? Like it's not his wedding. But guys, these are two of my best friends.
Starting point is 00:06:50 We all went to school together. And we basically grew up in our young adult life together. And so now they're getting married. Big moment. It's going to be fun though. Yeah. I hope I don't trip down the aisle because then his fiancee, future wife will kill me.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Yeah. Or pass out. I pray you don't trip because you do it's just you being irresponsible i went to a wedding uh my other friends wedding from elementary school i wasn't in it but i was in the uh in the in the in the in the in the in the um i was in the in the seating within the crowd yeah one of those what's called you're a guest sit down one of the bridesmaids passed out oh god yeah like so y'all haven't so live hasn't been on yet i hope maybe down the line she will but okay um she would lose it if one of her bridesmaids passed out if peyton tripped
Starting point is 00:07:42 not in like a you've ruined my day but she would just be like oh god why me like so yeah hopefully he doesn't trip hopefully it doesn't happen yeah but since you're you're back on you were but when we were coming up to the studio earlier like we were hanging out earlier and um you were starting to talk about this like it was like kind of like a philosophical thing but you were like yes really intrigued and talking about it and I told you to save it for the podcast so go ahead and tell everybody okay so do y'all remember that episode when episode two yeah no chance no clue i don't know either two or three i believe and or no i think it was the one with ryan yeah oh yeah the ryan when we talked about
Starting point is 00:08:19 i think it was episode four and we were talking about the little conspiracy theories and stuff like that. And we brought up like the color one. And that's, it's more of like a, I get, this isn't a conspiracy, but I mean, I'm weird. I don't know. I like these things, like just things that make you think whatever. But basically it's like a, I won't even deem it like a philosophical question, but just a question to get you thinking and have different opinions on and stuff so basically it's about have you ever heard that one it's like the tree like if a tree falls into a like if a tree falls in a forest yeah isn't there like one of those uh kind of like conspiracy theories like it's like not like a real conspiracy theory but it's like one of those
Starting point is 00:09:00 fun ones we mean you were talking about that earlier you know what i'm saying uh okay is there uh you've just you've thrown me a curve right there um but that's kind of what you're talking about right i mean yeah but it's so it's like if the so jesus if the the question is if a tree falls in a forest and no one's there did it make a sound right so basically first off what's your what's what do you think um i would say yeah it makes a noise see that's what i said too for the longest i think i mean it still does but there's also like like other conspiracies like kind of like more fun than that we're just kind of like i don't know i can't think about the top bed so keep going more okay more fun just kidding no i didn't mean it like that uh so basically it's like so the way the way it was said i read like i was reading about it not
Starting point is 00:09:56 like i searched it but i'm saying it was on this like when it popped up it's like super hard to like it's like hard to find those so what's what do's, what are you, what are y'all, what is this? What are y'all doing? What do you mean? Never mind. What are you talking about? Like, am I, did I, did you have something to tell me? Or am I saying this to you?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Or just what's, what are you... What are you talking about? I don't know. I feel like I haven't even asked it yet and yeah we were getting into it okay what the continue am i wrong no no you're good i just i don't even know are you upset at me right now no no i'm good i was no all right okay go ahead you go what do you mean i go you were the one who brought it up. Yeah, that's what I thought too, but Am I am I in the wrong? Did I do something wrong? No, you know, no. All right clean slate you are being
Starting point is 00:10:55 Different, um, it's just a prank. We're just fucking with you Okay. Yeah, I was like y'all are literally speaking right like every time i'm about to say it you're just talking in the middle i was like all right it's his podcast i'm just gonna let him talk what's going on yeah no we were just fucking with you cam i was telling them earlier before you got on that you hate being interrupted and so i was just saying i didn't even know how to like get in there because like i'm bad like i'm yeah i was getting it was good you fool i mean you're i was slightly getting pissed you know i was keeping it on the inside but i was like what the hell is going they were smiling back there so i was trying yeah i was like why are you anyway
Starting point is 00:11:34 all right it's me okay mate okay now to clear it so i'm not just a freak no one likes getting interrupted but the number one person that interrupts me every time i speak is olivia and that is like say live was right here and like we're all three talking about something it's like right when i go to give my two cents she's like yeah but it's it's this instead and i'm just like okay every every single time like it it's always gonna happen all right so let's actually start to get into these philosophical questions because like it's gonna be fun and okay well okay now you make me sound like a freak and like this is gonna be lame now i'm like it's like insecure about it uh okay basically the question is like if a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it did it make a sound obviously quickly everyone's like yes like just
Starting point is 00:12:19 because no one's there to hear it it made it like it's gonna make a sound a tree is falling it's a whole tree it's gonna fall it's gonna boom like, it's going to make a sound. A tree is falling. It's a whole tree. It's going to fall. It's going to boom, whatever. But it's going to boom. But the thing, like the thing that it said, it was like, sound is,
Starting point is 00:12:32 I'm going to butcher it per usual, but sound is like us detecting it. Like if, no, if, if it's sound itself is really just vibrations, but if it doesn't hit an ear, it's like, it was never like i don't even know how i said it was basically saying like the waves were made
Starting point is 00:12:51 and sound was made but it's like if it's not detected by an ear then it wasn't like a sound like it can't be heard there was nothing to detect it so then i was like okay that's kind of like a stretch whatever you know they're about to pull a muscle with how much stretching they're doing for this to try to make this point but so then it was like just as, that's kind of like a stretch, whatever, you know, they're about to pull a muscle with how much stretching they're doing for this to try to make this point. But so then it was like, just as if, you know, like dog whistles, you know, like those super high frequencies that we physically can't hear still sound, we can't hear it. And it said, it was, it went on to say, it was like until, until a device is made that can detect such high frequencies like once that's then made or whatever the sound is now here but all the way up until that point it never existed simply because we
Starting point is 00:13:32 couldn't hear it i think it's pretty fucking stupid i think it is too but i just wanted i wanted to see what you had to say about it yeah i think we just agreed on that so like i wish i would have known before so i could have just played devil's advocate yeah but i mean i agree too but i thought i the part that like got got me the part that like intrigued me was that last part it was like yeah we i mean we can't hear all these super high or super low frequencies unless it's like detected on a machine saying it's there like we'd have no clue that's a good point but i mean it's still. Like we'd have no clue. That's a good point. But I mean, it's still, I don't know. It's still making a noise. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:07 That's what I said. I mean, it's kind of a dumb question, but I just wanted to see what you had to like say about it. I have this, I have this thought. Okay. And this is a good one. I need you to like really think about this. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Why do drive-through ATMs have Braille on the numbers? Damn it. What audience was that made for? See, bro, that's so true. That might sound like an asshole, but why is it there? No, you don't even sound like it. It's like whoever made that is an asshole. If someone is blind, why are they driving?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Period. End of discussion. Like, anybody that did Braille on the keypad at an ATM needs to be fired, investigated, needs to be seen if they're just, like, doing this, like, global form of bullying. Like, I don't know what attention they're trying to bring to blindness, but that's clearly, like, that's never going to be used. I'm all for inclusivity, but at some point, it's justivity but at some point it's just like no one should be left out we know here at the here at the podcast at the studio we are for everybody exactly but we're also for
Starting point is 00:15:14 common sense big advocate of common sense and the more life goes on it turns out common sense is not that common when it comes to a lot of things. And that's unfortunate. I mean, in what scenario would that make sense where there would be Braille on those? That's what I'm trying to ask. The only thing that I could think of, and this is still a stretch, would be like in other countries where... No, but that... I'm an idiot.
Starting point is 00:15:41 How about I say in other countries where the driver's on the right-hand side, but then the ATM would just be on the right-hand side. Damn it. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe if they take an Uber or something. You know what I'm saying? I mean, yeah, but that's like, if you're a blind person taking an Uber, it's like, just sit down.
Starting point is 00:16:03 What are you doing? Why do you need cash? What are you doing why are you why do you need cash what are you doing what do you mean i can't make purchases debit card i can't use cash the process of getting cash is so much more like and like how would you know what what like my grandma is probably on a scale of one to ten probably like eight blind like just how it is and it's like all her stuff is automated she can use the computer and stuff like that because she has like a big like a magnifying application on and stuff like that and she really has to work to get it but it's like she would never in a million years and she can still see certain things she would never ever get in the car
Starting point is 00:16:43 go to an atm and try to get cash out in a million years it would never happen i can guarantee you that so i cannot think of a practical use for braille if if you work at a drive-thru yeah if you work at a bank start a petition remove scrape the braille off remove it get a new keypad because this that might be a form of bullying at this point that is just it's like yeah almost yeah that. It's like, yeah, almost. Yeah, that's like borderline someone's trying to send a message to the blind. Oh, shit. And it won't be received because they will never use Braille in a drive-thru of any fashion.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Because they can't drive because they're blind. All right, next. That is, how have I never, that's unbelievable. I've never even thought about that but that's so true though they do yeah it's like on the keypad yeah because i was using that i went to a drive-thru at the end the other day and i was going there you know how i overthink everything and i was just like why am i feeling bumps on this nudges on this that's insane yeah i didn't even think about that that is insane um another one this is
Starting point is 00:17:45 actually like a really like i do want the answer to this is when you're at a movie theater which armrest is yours do you always swing left or do you swing life or right like what what is the the right way to go because i mean as a row you have to be in a general consensus of where you're going and what's like the the the the cultural norm for that trying to picture if I sit down I'm alright I mean this right here this obviously the like it's here so I have to use it but I would say I'm alright but is the tone set by who's at the end of the row with your if it's like a sold-out like MCU film opening night like I don't see too many people like just trying to
Starting point is 00:18:27 take both or I pretty I think it's more of like a more of an elbow thing I think it's more of an availability thing okay it's available okay if I if I show up to my seats a little late there's a person to the right person to the left the person to the right is using the left one but the person who left me is not using their right they're also using left i would plant right there and that would just be the end of that but what's like because there has to be like a social norm of like this is what you're supposed to do maybe we've never gotten taught that but like what what are you supposed to because how many arm armrests are there on a row yeah i don't now you're thinking about all rows what about planes that's a good
Starting point is 00:19:08 one like because there's three the person is three seats yeah the person in the middle i think they always get jurisdiction to go both if you're in the middle you're in a shit spot you are you have to like very bad spot you get the luxury of picking your arm i hope you're on a 45 minute flight if you're in the middle. Well, okay. Granted, I feel like not too many of y'all would understand what it'd be like to be 6'7 in a middle spot. Just absolute, absolutely bad. Like, terrible.
Starting point is 00:19:39 But. Whenever I fly to go see you, on the way back, I always get middle. Like, it's always like I just get forced to go see you on the way back i always get metal like it's always like i just get forced to go i always so southwest is like uh groups it's like a b and c it's not like you don't have an assigned seat yeah dude if you get an a and you gun for it for like the emergency exit seat you're kicked up the whole flight it's amazing i actually have a crazy plane story that i just remembered so uh i was one time i was on a plane one time and you ever get those pressure uh headaches wherever like the back of your jaws hurting your teeth hurt and it's like the one of the worst
Starting point is 00:20:13 pains ever i would say it's worse than childbirth can't really speak to that but based on what i heard this pain was 10 times worse i'm gonna get killed for saying that yeah no but so i got one of those pressure headaches on the plane and it was a connecting flight so like i had this flight and then i land and i have another flight so whenever i got to the second airport i was like i cannot feel that again like i will never feel that again i will do anything i have to do to not feel that pain again so you know that they have those like gas stations in the airport right i go to the gas station i see some falling out pms just in there and i'm like oh so i can get pain no pain and I can sleep during this flight. When I tell you this is one of the worst pains I ever felt,
Starting point is 00:20:48 I was like, I need to not feel this again. So I might have taken maybe a couple more than the daily average. Maybe a double dose. You know what I'm saying? A little bit of extra in the palate, you know? For some overtime. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, ooh, I get to sleep and no pain.
Starting point is 00:21:02 That sounds like a good gabagool kind of dish you know what i mean yeah so i take these little medications right time to board the flight as soon as i sit down on the flight i'm like okay i'm feeling good so far i'm starting to feel a little shoulders are setting but i'm in the middle seat and i'm between a family so it's somebody's it's his mom right she's i would say she's about 45 to 50 years old on the right of me. Then her daughter on the left of me. I would say about eight years old. I know I should have done that, but I was just like.
Starting point is 00:21:34 That is your fault. I would have been like, hey, you don't want to sit next to your daughter? She's like, no. I'm like, okay, well, how about you sit next to your daughter? But I was like, fuck it. So I'm sitting in the middle of these two people, right? And as soon as we, it was a nighttime flight. So as soon as we get up in the air, they cut those overhead lights off.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Now it's dark in the plane. Now I'm like, ooh, I'm about to get a good snooze on this plane. So it was one of those snoozes. Like, I don't remember falling asleep. So, bow, lights out. I fall asleep. Now, it was one of those sleeps. I had no control of my body.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Good sleeps. Not ideal for air, of those sleeps. I had no control of my body. Good sleeps. Not ideal for air, but good sleeps. So I'm asleep this whole plane ride, right? I don't wake up until wheels hit earth, lights turn on, you hear a ding, and then a bunch of seatbelts on clicking. You know what I'm saying? It was one of those. But I didn't move whenever I woke up.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So I woke up, bow, and when when I looked the row in front of me was turned around looking at me the flight attendant was standing up looking down on me and the people behind me were above their chairs looking at me like this I look to my right the mom is death staring at me I'm like what the hell did I do in my sleep have we we landed? Where are we? Am I dead? What's going on? I'm like, did I like say something in my sleep or like start fighting in my sleep?
Starting point is 00:22:52 It's a plane. You're just like, it's a plane. It's not funny. Could you imagine? Yeah, that's not. I'm sorry, but that is funny. But like, imagine you say like something reckless like you cannot say how to play but so whenever i initially woke up i'm just checking my surroundings with my eyes i have no like thought i don't think about where my body is at
Starting point is 00:23:16 as soon as i start to think about where my body is at my head is laying on the mom's shoulder complete stranger my head is on the mom's shoulder the flight attendant is nudging me he's like sir sir you need to wake up i'm like what the hell and i look and i'm on her shoulder i'm like oh my god and whenever i jerk off of her shoulder just a nice little puddle of drool it's just stringing off my mouth onto this mom's shoulder i'm like i'm like what did i do and she's like sir you need to get up we've been trying to get you up for about 35 minutes now and i'm like i'm sorry i'm sorry he's like where's my bag the whole flight i was resting on this strange woman's shoulder drooling on her
Starting point is 00:23:57 this was pre-covid so nothing like it's still gross but like very gross i was drooling on her shoulder the daughter is just like what are you doing to my mom? That's it and the thing about you is like that would never happen if you were awake you would never ever ever rest on a stranger Like no matter the sir you would have spent the whole ride like that before you Bro drooling on this dude. You just reminded me of a story that i haven't thought about in a long time it's basically like it's not in a plane but it's the same like a sleep story so and i don't know i remember this so vividly it was in like fifth grade in my teacher's class and i went to
Starting point is 00:24:35 sleep and i like head down on the desk as one does like one of these yeah good one good sleep get one of those marks on your forehead so it was like i think i don't remember is that it was like testing or something but basically she comes to like nudge me to wake me up and i was in such deep sleep that when she nudged me i literally was like stop it like i said and like it was a tired voice but it was so direct direct. And I was like, stop, like quit. And then, so I woke up and I immediately realized what I just said very loud too, to my, she was so sweet too. She's like, she was my favorite teacher. And I realized what had happened.
Starting point is 00:25:16 So then afterwards, like she just, oh, oh, oh. And she walked back. So then like, you know, I get to my senses like two, three minutes later and I'm like, I'm like, oh my God god why did i just say that so i walk up to her and i'm like i'm like hey i'm so sorry uh i didn't realize like that was you like i was a super deep sleep i thought it was my mom so i said that so then i go up and sit back down i'm like now this woman thinks i talk crazy to my mom and then i'm just like i'm like I don't know why I thought I was on the couch because like okay I don't know if I'm the only one my big thing as a kid when I would come home and like late at night or something not even late but like as a kid and I fell asleep on
Starting point is 00:25:54 our couch very comfy couch and I'd fall asleep on it and then my dad or mom would come in and be like go to your bed yeah and that is it used to just Enrage me like it's you're so you see ready. Oh my god. I was always so mad at it cuz I was like I'm in our house like this is home. Just let me sleep on the couch when I wake up I'll go to my bed willingly like no regulation where I lay my head and you're not like it's like a L couch You know like it's like there's some you know like yeah it's like there's some this way and then along with this way I'd be asleep here it's like you can still sit down if you want don't wake me up I'm not interrupting if we have if we have a single love seat sure and you want to sit down and watch your show tell me to book it but it's like I'm in a great sleep after
Starting point is 00:26:40 a long day of being a kid don't wake me up and i used to get so angry so i told the woman i was like sorry i thought you were my mom and like remember i would literally was like stop it like quit so then the like the rest of the class it was only like five minutes till the bell rang and i was like i have to i have to go up to her and talk to her again and explain that i don't talk to my mom like i was so in my head you were just you were spiraling so bad and I went up to her and I was like hey I'm sorry about everything and I was like I know I said that I thought you're my mom but I didn't mean it like that I just meant kind of like you know I thought I was at home but don't think I talk like that to my mom and as a fifth grader like what is that it's like 11 years old god that was a day I was just like oh now my i was rude to my teacher for no reason
Starting point is 00:27:25 she thinks i'm insane she thinks i talk crazy to my mom yeah i i literally have not thought about that until your sleep story that's funny i know we can't tell this we can't tell this story on the podcast but you have a teacher story the one that you told me oh my cannot i can't unless i mean it can't it can't yeah that is that's so lame. It can't. Yeah. It can't. That is. That's so lame that I just said. I should have brought that up. Yeah. Which is like.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I can't tell them. But yeah. That is. Ooh. Unbelievable. And it's. We can't. We'll get it to you some way.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Once we have like a Patreon for the podcast. I was about to say. That has to be like a special. Like behind a paywall type of thing. Yeah. Because that's. That's. It's one. That. There's a bird trying to enter the studio. Do you see that? Oh. There's a special like behind a paywall. Yeah, cuz that's
Starting point is 00:28:07 There's a bird trying to enter the studio do you see But I'm receiving a call What do we do if you're gonna answer it Answered on answer the scam likely only scam likely I put it to the mic put to the mic and play on speaker Hello only understand. Scam likely. Put it to the mic. Put it to the mic. Hello? Hello, this is Lisa with US Tax Assistance. If you owe the IRS more than $7,000 in back tax debt or have unfiled tax
Starting point is 00:28:33 return, we can possibly help. I owe him a million. I'm just kidding. Dude, the amount of scam. I don't know if that's a thing too, the amount of scam likelies we're getting. Unbelievable. I got like four before we started filming. No, legit.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I get like probably like eight a day. Eight or nine a day. A day. And now it's so counterproductive. Before all the phone carrier companies started putting in scam protection to where it pops up as scam, you can't block a number when there's not a number. Exactly. Before, I'd answer it.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Hello, if it's scam, I literally block it. That number can never call my phone again. Long process, but it was kind of working. It's like now it's just scam, scam, scam. You know how many times I've heard about my car's extended warranty? You know how many times people call me asking to buy my house? Bro, same. I'm like, hey, buddy, if I had a house a house one i'm not selling it two i'd be a
Starting point is 00:29:25 lot better off right now i don't i don't have a home or the solar energy people that put the thing but um i know i'm going back a little bit to the plane thing i need to know something who's in the right and who's in the wrong with this plane thing so if you're sitting in a plane and somebody retracts their seat onto you are you they're in the wrong ah i don't know because that that that's their freedom yeah that seat wouldn't if the seat wasn't supposed to recline it wouldn't be able to yeah that seat wouldn't have that function if you weren't supposed to do it so do you just eat that and be like well you're not wrong you can't no okay it's just a moral thing let's say let's say there's three clicks like three yeah bang bang bang yeah no one should ever be on the third one regardless ever I don't care how tired you are
Starting point is 00:30:05 because that's just like... It makes you a bad person but are you in the wrong is the question. I think so. If you go to the third click, yeah. But why...
Starting point is 00:30:11 Because common courtesy. But you can be like, hey, why... You could be like... That's like you standing in a line for say you're at Chipotle and you're standing in line to get food.
Starting point is 00:30:18 It's like, what if the guy behind you is physically touching you? He's in the line. He's doing the same thing you are but he is standing so damn close to you that he he's touching you you can hear his breathing pattern like no one are they in the wrong yes why it's covid rule six feet all right you're in the wrong then if you're leaning if you're reclined back on me to where i can almost peek over and we make eye contact
Starting point is 00:30:41 you're in the wrong as well i don't care if it's allowed to do that like you're allowed to stand in line you can be in line to get your food don't be that close but they can say one thing to shut down your whole argument you could be like hey man can you put up your seat a little bit like you're on my knees and they'd be like it wouldn't have that function if i wasn't supposed to do it what do you say after that i say hey man can you cover up your black eye i don't have a black eye well you're about to if you don't want to do your seat up so you're on a no-fly list hey that's fine i got a car um oh seven honda pilot uh we're gonna we have uh about two more topics to get into the podcast let's take a little break because i have to pee and then we'll get into the rest of it wow
Starting point is 00:31:14 you should know podcast all right we're back and cam i have to tell you how was your piss break relieving did anybody checkmate you this time no one no no one checkmated me but something did awkward like it like i don't know what it is with me in bathrooms but like you know whenever like you invest in in your own toilet here just a little bidet in the corner so you don't have to so no more of these scenarios happen i was peeing and i was peeing at the urinal right by a stall so it's like me stall right here normally you can't see anybody in the stall right because they're sitting as they're supposed to i was just peeing minding my own business i thought i was in there alone right
Starting point is 00:31:54 i look over to my left thinking hey no one's over i can just peek over to the left i look over to the left i see a human skull over this over the stall and I'm like oh why are you standing oh god oh yeah but uh anyway uh but the story I wanted to tell you I had the weirdest first date the other day it was uh it was crazy it was actually like like she's my it might it might start to be Peyton's fault no you know you are the common denominator so I don't know if you're just picking wrong or giving people the benefit of the doubt but let's hear it uh yeah it was bad and I'm nervous about telling you because I know she's watching this um it makes it even better yeah uh so we went to this we went to this restaurant right and we
Starting point is 00:32:46 went sat down as we do across from each other not side by side like some kind of never side by side never do it we don't want to bump elbows with another couple never exactly exactly she was nice enough to sit on the other side like okay maybe she's been watching the video she knows don't sit beside me so she sits across the table and we begin to get some drinks we get some wine you know we're really doing it up we're drinking having a nice combo getting getting the appetizers doing the whole thing so that's when the conversations start to flow and first it was like the normal like pleasantries all that normal stuff nice and so i'm like oh this is going good but then it gets ruined because she asked me what's your zodiac sign nope no don't ask me that if you are a grown adult and you're based
Starting point is 00:33:29 in your mood and how you behave off of the stars and a website you logged into in the morning no grow up yeah if i have to know where the big dipper is this evening to know how you're gonna ask for your steak to be cooked and how you're gonna interact with me i'm just gonna leave i'll pay for your uber i don't have to research orion's belt and find out if you're gonna have a headache at 8 p.m or if this is gonna be a good night never i have never been an advocate for that i don't know a lot of them seem to be accurate but it's the most vague i was about to say i feel like it could apply to anyone like that's literally like on other like on other people's tiktoks and stuff i saw it like probably two weeks ago i don't remember what their podcast was but basically
Starting point is 00:34:22 it was like these it was like guys and girls and they were like clowning the girls for doing that stuff yeah and he was like i don't even believe like because if i told you that i was a tourist like you wouldn't even believe me and the girl was like really you're a tourist i can see that i can he's like exactly i'm not a tourist like that's it's so oh god yeah i think if you're that's a bad for that's a bad thing and i think if you're an adult and you and you like do your whole mood off of the stars and all that i think you're just dodging accountability for your actions like you can't be like hey i'm being a bad person today because the moon's in retrograde no you're not no you're just a bad person just get out of it yeah everyone
Starting point is 00:34:59 has their bad days not saying you can't have a bad day that's completely no like girls like this girl i know like this girl i personally know she's like yeah i just can't be faithful in a relationship i cheat because it's just like my sign like this is what we do i'm like oh no you're just a bad person yeah that's all that is just a cheater and so you cheat right then and there i'm like okay this date is going downhill with a swiftness red flag then we proceed to have a red card in soccer no one does with a red flag it's a red card sorry no you're good then we proceed to go on with the conversations now i'm already kind of iffy about this date because now i'm like oh no she's basing everything off of the moon and the stars today she then asked me a question dead ass looks me in the eyes
Starting point is 00:35:40 and goes do you have any strange medical conditions i didn't know i had to fill out a waiver to get you and your time it's like now at this point you're buying your dinner i'm not paying for you anymore you will not ride home with me what do you know strange medical conditions what it's like what do you want to know do i get rashes yeah what's next hey how much student debt do you have what are like are we getting married soon like no this is a first date ask me what i do in my free time what like what i like about you even stuff like that don't ask me my debt my star sign my strange medical conditions like it's no it wasn't even like of a concern like hey do you have any medical conditions that i should be aware of just like hey i can't i can't buy this like this peanut butter you know truffle thing i don't are you allergic to peanuts no that i would be like oh that's really sweet
Starting point is 00:36:33 no i'm not allergic strange medical conditions like what do you want like my thing is how would that conversation go if you were like yeah i have mesothelioma or something. And she's just like, okay, what's next? What categorizes as a strange mesothelioma? Question 37. Let's move on to the next one. Why am I filling out an auditory waiver right now for you and this date? This should not happen. This has never happened.
Starting point is 00:36:58 And this won't happen. It's like, how about you help me file my taxes for the second date? You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. It was a bad date. She's a lovely girl. She was great. But it was a strange, like, series of questions to ask me.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Oh, that's unfortunate. Yeah. Is there anything else you want to talk about for the podcast? So here we go. Oh, shit. I didn't think you would have anything. Here we go. So I showed up a little late, little late to the podcast or whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:26 I stopped, had to get food. And I don't think you've ever told him. He's never had guacamole. Oh, no. Ever. What do I do? I stop at Chipotle. I bring guac.
Starting point is 00:37:39 You deadass brock. Oh, no. Oh, God. He's such a hid when it comes to food i've never had any branch of an avocado not avocado not guac and not anything see comment and tell him like avocado toast with eggs sausage cheese even you can do whatever on it avocado spread on other things like bro avocados. What are you doing? You told me to eat the avocado. There's chips in the bag. You're going to just spoon and gum down some guacamole?
Starting point is 00:38:13 This is the shit I'm talking about. You were really about to just eat guacamole for the first time with a spoon. That's like someone telling you, hey, try this salsa. And you just go. I feel like I won't drink it i won't get the real taste of it if i don't just have it by itself what whatever just all right here no you're gonna do that and then whether you like it or not i require you to try it with the chip as it's supposed to be eaten go for it here we go ready three two one Guacavoli. Two, one.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Don't you even. Don't you even. Do not even. It is good. I didn't poison it or anything. It's good. You know like when you throw up in your mouth and you swallow it? Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:06 It is not that bad. It's from Chipotle. I mean, they don't have like the great get table side guac, but no way. You want to know the worst part? Now you have to do it again with a chip. I refuse. You have to. I refuse. I required. Bro, the consistency
Starting point is 00:39:23 is so bad. It's like it's like throw up. It's a so bad. It's like throw up. It's a little mush. It's not throw up, but put it on a chip. Can I clean my palate with a chip first? Sure. Those chips are great. Chipotle, your chips.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Phenomenal. Stale. No, they're not. Bro, that was fucking terrible. Well, to hell. When you're done, go ahead and pass it back all right so now i'm about to have guac with a chip for the first time yep it's not that bad bro it literally tasted like i threw up in my mouth and then swallowed it no it's not all right guac with
Starting point is 00:39:57 a chip like every other ingredient inside of that you've had before you like what do you mean i've never had avocado before i said i meant to say besides avocado like everything else is in here in guacamole there's multiple things tomatoes jalapenos lime juice some onions go for it what is that go for it three two one digest see now you got a crunch. It helps with the consistency a lot. I told you you were the weirdo going for a spoonful of guac. It's like you're eating baby food.
Starting point is 00:40:34 That's what it tastes like. See? You see how he's not with the chip? It tastes so much better with the chip. Will I spend my hard-earned money on $2 worth of guac ever again? No. Pass it back to your boy. That was fucking nice.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Can I keep the chips? No. Because normal people don't just gum down guac with a spoon. Oh, my God, bro. Okay. Let's wrap this podcast up before I throw up. Hold on. Just talk to them for a second Don't
Starting point is 00:41:08 Chew into the mic People are in their cars What do you know Good guac Quality Good and great See you can see the avocado See the little onions
Starting point is 00:41:18 You can taste the lime It's good He's tripping You don't eat that shit Yes comment and say Yes we eat guacamole We're normal Yes Y'all choose to put that in your body over queso salsa you do all three that's the beauty there's no way y'all are mixing that up y'all not no no no you don't do a
Starting point is 00:41:34 trifecta but you you you do a guac you oh shit bro that was foul okay um all right that was episode 10 of the you should know podcast thank you so much for watching listening uh if you haven't already be sure to hit that subscribe button uh thank you so much cam congratulations on about to get married i'm very excited to go up to oklahoma and uh get you married yep um guys you know what the deal is if you're sticking around to the end of the episode there's a secret code in the comment section just for the loyal followers just for me and you everybody else gonna be like what is this did i miss this part of the episode there's a secret code in the comment section just for the loyal followers just for me and you everybody else gonna be like what is this did i miss this part of the episode when did he talk about this the secret code for today's episode is what is it uh what is it what did i what did i say earlier what is it? What did I say earlier? What is it?
Starting point is 00:42:26 It's a puck. That's at the top of my head. Oh, okay. The secret code for today's episode is that boy Cam is married. That boy Cam is married. It's a hell of a code. Yeah. It's going to be today's code.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Well, I get... Can I do a secret code? Yeah, bro, go ahead. Okay, here we go. Will they use it? I don't know. My secret code, if you rock with me and even if you don't,
Starting point is 00:42:53 by all means, but my secret code, because I will check the comments, I will check the comments. I better have at least one person. My secret code for episode 10 is going to be... It's a little hard, ain't it? at least one person, my secret code for episode 10 is going to be...
Starting point is 00:43:09 It's a little hard, ain't it? Gig. Guac is good. Gig? Guac is good. Gig. You can either put G-I-G, gig, or you can spell out guac is good. But if you really want to confuse the casuals yeah gig would be good gig
Starting point is 00:43:25 guac is so choose what to do put that boy cam is married or gig and uh that was episode 10 of you should know podcast we'll be back uh monday again thank you so much for watching listening i love you all so much thank you so much don't forget to comment subscribe like hoodies t-shirts you should know studios.com and remember one out of 10 koala bears don't make home to christmas i'll see you guys next time i did it this time hell yeah boom

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