You Should Know Podcast - THE FRUIT LOOPS TASTE CHALLENGE EXPOSED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

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Welcome back to the Uschino podcast episode 204. A round of applause, please. Yeah. Yes, sir. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Usenau Podcast, episode 204. And not only is it episode 204, this is my birthday episode.

Thank you so much. Love your birthday! Thank you. Thank you. I am 27 years old. I'm 27 years old in your time, but if you're in the Patreon exclusive, you know I am 20th anniversary.

28 if you want to know why go over to the Patreon and watch the Patreon exclusive why I am 28. Also on Patreon right now is episode three of the Payne versus Cam World Tour documentary. Yep. Completely ad free and uncensored. But if you're if you're not on the Patreon, which is fine, you're making a mistake, but it's fine. Episode two is available right now on our new channel, YSK dot unplug the million dollars. deal we're here all right we're still awake back here we're still awake back here all right guys we are loving YSK unplugged we have so much cool stuff coming over

there this is the new venture of you should know studios is our new passion project please go over to YSK unplugged the link is in the description below we have a great episode for you guys we love you we cherish you we want to kiss all of you behind your teeth now on to the rest of the episode we got go host cam back in the in the studio. Still Black History Month. Still is Black History Month. Oh, the Lord knew to birth you.

Well, okay, the Lord knew to allow your mother or knee to hearten to birth you during the month of your people. Excuse me? Basically, I'm trying to get it. It's a Black King born in Black History Month. Happy birthday, buddy. Put it up, put it up. Get on a knee actually and do it. Come on.

Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, knee, this is getting. Come on. Don't you do it. Am I allowed? I don't know if I'm allowed. I gave you permission. Well, I don't know if you're like...

If I gave your permission, say the inward, you do it quickest. No, I don't. No, I don't. Don't... Yeah.

And it's my birthday. So that's your birthday present to me. Oh, that's a deal. I go, that's a deal. I go, I just saved a lot of money. Yeah. How are you doing, buddy?

Something stinks. Now, I know it's not me. I know when my body opens up, my trap door, my back door opens up and gas comes out. That's not me. I don't believe it to be you. I don't think so. I showered.

And I don't think it's my equipment. But when I got down there, it was, it's, it's something smells back. That carpet. I mean, Dexter used that carpet. I mean, why have I never noticed how disgusting this is? I mean, you can't. There's seven different shades of beige on this. We're not going to talk about it too long because they can't see it.

But this carpet was pulled out of, uh, I almost at Epstein. Jeffrey Dahmer's living room. I go, I mean, God, they're both bad living rooms. Both, too bad Jeffries. Bad Jeffries. If we compare Jeffries, Epp's either dumber.

I got to say overall evilness, it's going to old Epp, right? Now, overall, just, I mean, won't take no for an answer and just, I mean, just nasty, sick work. It's got to go to Big Dom. I've got to go to Dom. The Big Don.

The Big Dom. The Big Dom. Jeffrey Dom. He goes, come on your fucking movie. Come on, let's party, party hardy. I mean, this is not a good joke. I mean, this is not a good joke. And he definitely didn't. drink Diet Coke. Jeffrey Dahmer definitely drank Mountain Dew.

Oh, he drank blood. He drew, oh, well, yeah. Mountain Dew. Like, I might be a root beer kind of guy. I'm just kidding. Bro, that, okay, super quick sidebar. I think it is wild that, like the age old saying of, you know how when people, when there's like this horrible event that happens,

and they're like, stop putting the person who did it on the papers and stuff that they want to be remembered. Correct, correct. I agree with that. wild that almost like how we just went into a joke we know it's real but it's like that was a real thing that's real human beings no it's sick and it's like it's in hollywood oh yeah there's merch well you got to think about it dress up as them there's museums and i'm like it popped up on my for you page there's a music there is a serial no dude see that serial syrile museum and they got bus and like framed things of their utensils they use during their acts

and people are like paying tickets to go to this exhibition and at what point are we just you know what I mean like I understand we are we are absolutely profiting off of these these disasters and I'm sure the family's not getting any percentage like the families of the victims yeah like they're just that sucks for them that's a mask just probably 1299 I'd go I'd go. I'd go. I'd shoot a video. I'm a for knowledge.

What can I say? I'd be like, well, wow, that's interesting. You'd be like, you'd be like, that's a big bite. I go,

a nine-inch blade. Golly. That's a deep cut. Cameron. Sorry, it's my birthday. I like knowledge. I like knowledge.

I want to take you to Egypt. Not for Black History Month or your birthday, but I wanted to take you to Egypt. Dude, you know, Egypt's kind of ruined for me? Because on the other side of the-

Actually, nah, I don't want to take you. No, do you want to be honest, though? What? Because I saw a video today actually this morning on my 4U page. It was somebody was at the pyramids. That's in Egypt, correct? Yes. Which is in Africa. I know what you're going to say. Yes, Egypt's in Africa. And so there was a video of somebody at the pyramid in front of the pyramids like this. And then they turned it around completely 180. Pizza Hut right there's a pizza hut.

Parallel to the to the pyramids. I feel like that's sanctuary land. Yeah. It's 2026. Yeah. People got to eat. Right. Pizza Hut. It's going to be there. There's going to be, we're not in Babylon. It's an industrial world. It's everywhere. You go to the Great Wall of China, you walk probably a quarter mile to your left. They might have a little Panda Express. And that's just the way. Whoa!

You know, no, no, no. Now listen, now listen, now listen, the second that left my mouth, you know Panda Express is near and dear to my heart and my stomach. Yeah, white people love Panned Express. I love it. I don't know, like, they have me. White people in general. Oh, white.

I thought you said, why do you? No, white people. No, white people love Pandy Express. Not my type of white scott. No, yes, you're down with some Popeyes. I will get down. I mean, what's happening? I mean, genuinely, what's wrong with you?

Popeyes are Church's chicken. Not because who you are, just said? I said, Popeyes or Church's chicken? I hate Church's chicken. Church's chicken make, I, I, I, God, that is rough coming off the tongue. That is rough. Oh my God, hook bait and sick.

He said, Chis, suck, chicken. He said, I don't know, I mean, Popeye's not right, but I really don't like Chuchas chicken. You really don't like, Now I'm not even telling you or rage to be it. You really don't like...

No, I don't love the Csies. Why? I don't like... I gotta say it, but let's ignore it, okay? Okay. I don't like Church's chicken because... Sounded good to me. I don't like Church's chicken because...

Stop looking at me. I... What do you want me to look? Yeah, look? No, but when you... I can tell... It's like a dead pan. Okay.

And you have soulless eyes whenever you're trying not to make fun of me. No, I actually think my conscience leaves. I'm so focused on not laughing as someone that I love that my brain. turns off and my eyes become black. And you make irregular eye contact. Normally you scan my whole thing whenever you're piercing. Okay. Here we go. Church of chicken. It's normal word. I don't go to Church's chicken because whenever I do. Okay. That's always the first one. It's like the ad reads.

You mess up once you're going to mess up six. Here we go. Church of chicken. Church of chicken. It's a regular word. Churches chicken. My friend has a Lizby says his fat tongue. It's fine. It's normal. I love it. Here we go. I don't go to Church's chicken because the last time. You're all right? There's a little sneeze. You all right, Kid Rock. There you go. That boy opened and said, my name is Kuh! You watched it? No, hell no.

You definitely watch the All-American Half-time show. Hell no. I watched Benito and I said, No, no, uh-oh-h-h-h-h-a-uh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-oo. You need to, now, hold on now, now, hold on now. I mean, we're in some, I mean, we're in some deep waters.

We're in treacherous, shark-infested water. Don't jump. Oh, I, I probably, I wanna put this on the record. If you would have landed on that S, and it somehow broke your ankle, I would have physically pooped, fecal matter, my pants right here, right now. Right now, life. I go, if you were, you went.

You know, la, pia, let me go, Tuna met the camera sarah bambam bichie. Tuna met the camera, sarah ma'amma mity. If you don't know, you don't know, Tuna met the camera, sarah mabeche. I know the, uh, tricksel. Ohia.

Hoia. Somepena. Ohia. No, no, no. No. Again, I'm not, that's not me being. No, we just don't understand. I literally don't know what he's saying.

We don't understand. but I was I was vibing and he was dwerking right on my TV he was dude he was working he literally got in that court he said yeah dude I was like I didn't know bad boy and he was hung like that oh well dude he was moving now I'm not gonna lie I when he fell through the little building yeah and he got back up confused me and dusty I said now that can't be right I said they didn't actually just let him fall with a hot mic on his chest no pre-recorded pre-recorded dude which is fire I think the biggest takeaway and I saw this everyone started posting the charting

and shit. This man, Michael Jackson, right. Had a hundred and thirty-three million views on his halftime performance. In 93, no streaming services. Hard as to watch the game. No internet marketing. No internet.

And they all said, oh, Mike Jackson. No, no. The most famous human that will ever touch this earth is Michael Jackson. Michael, you watch your mouth. No. He's second in line to the Lord. Yeah. I was by saying, what do you mean?

What do you mean? No, yes. But yes. No, he, like, it is what, like, it is. I really don't know if there's going to be another. No, there will never be another Michael Jackson. Ever. He united people.

No, he, yeah. I mean, they still fought a lot of wars, but a lot of it. I mean, he, it doesn't matter. It's a black go, right. Yeah. Anyway, I f*** bad bunny. What? No, he's good looking guy.

Good looking guy. Looks a lot better with his facial hair. Yeah. Well, I was. Early Benito, when he hit the scene, he wore that hoodie. lot, real naked up top. Ooh. I mean, like bald beneath him?

Kind of given mere cat. I was like, God. I said, he's on a song with Drake. He's a real vibe. Was that the first time you heard of Bad Bunny? He's got a bop to him, but I said, I looked him up. I went, whoa, God. Yeah, yeah.

Looks like me if I'd drop my drawers. No, you would never look like that. No, no, I'm saying my penis resembles how skinless he was as a man. Or not skinless, hairless. But you, but you have a lot of hair on your... I got mutton chops. Yeah, you got cyber. You got Elvis.

I got Hugh Jackman, I got Wolverine. Oh, there we go. Yeah. The reason I've never been to church is because I threw up in the bathtub the same night I ate that. That was the last time I read Church's chicken, by the way. Like, I was, that was a tube, a funnel of insides. I mean, that bathtub, you would have thought Dahmer was there. I cannot imagine pooping and throwing up at the same time.

It is, I mean, it is orgasmic at the same time, but it is painful. I mean, it sounds like someone legit, like, pulled the pen of a grenade, just went, like, in your insides. It's the closest you can get to DMT. Like, I mean, that is like, that is, I mean, talking about it. I mean, I was one more hurl away from licking that toe. Yeah, I was right. I was strapped down on the rocket ship. 100%.

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It was fun as hell too. It was like the old time. Dude. Can't I say? that I didn't realize how much I missed those times when it was just me and you you and me no around you go no pierces no boppies no cj nobody interrupted no it's definitely fun with all the boys but yeah it's more fun with us but it's been a while since it was just a doleau little i got to get all nice and dapper take my little girl out on a day dude and we and you know no no no

way too easy. I mean that was, I didn't mean to. That one did not put up a fight. I mean, I mean, and it's slowly getting worse. No, it's like, it's like you punched it. It's like an old person. No, it's all right. We're going to ignore it. I'm so sorry. And I, you know, I instantly regret doing that too, because I didn't think it was going to do that. I mean, that, but that's, you got to know, man. Yeah, I have a lot of rage inside. You do. And it's okay. I need a therapist. It's okay. No, it's okay. I mean, well, but I was saying, Oh, wow. No at the bottom. Just no. Oh, yeah, no more need for the legless TV.

I genuinely enjoyed our time together, me and you. It was great. It was fun time. Me and Cam went to the casino this weekend. Just me and him, him and me. We laughed the whole time driving there. I mean, now we went through, we went through what literally looked like a town that still lived with segregation. Now, I'm not going to name the town, but I vividly remember going, P. if we stop here, you're done. I go, you're done. No, if we stop, please let me get out of the car.

100% sun downtown. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was not made for me. No. What he said? Yeah. Nope. That's a joke for me and you.

Not for the internet. But that was funny, though. It was funny. We were making a joke. I was crying. If I would have walked into a bar, they would have called me a name instantly. They'd like, oh, we got. Oh, oh, we were crying.

But we passed through there. It was a wild time. I saw a domesticated dog, like a real, like Labrador dog. Not like a wild canine. Yeah, I don't know where I was. Like I was in his passenger. Yeah. And you kept saying, oh my God, did you see that?

And I went, what, bro? What? And he goes, dude, oh, man, there's a dog. There's a dog like doing something back there. Literally five minutes later. I guess I'm looking on my phone. He goes, dude, oh my God. I was like, what?

He goes, dude, there's 35 wolves right there. No, no cap. How do I keep missing this? We were driving like on a back highway. No streetlights, no cars. All I could see was woods and beady eyes. Yeah. And so I remember I was driving through, and this was in the sun downtown.

I looked to the right, and I saw a domesticated dog. And I knew it was domesticated because I had a collar and a harness on. Wild dogs don't get harnesses. They don't get, they don't have local stores to buy that for themselves. And it was bent over, like, eating a deer that was deceased. And it was just picking at it. And I was like, that hurt me to look at. Like, I understand if you're a stray dog, like if you're a wild,

That's somebody's pet. Yeah, you live off the land. Like, you're going to go kiss somebody's nose when you go home. Oh, oh. Like, that's wild. Oh, you get a little hint of beer small intestine. Ooh, a little deer spine. You imagine that dog, though?

He's been eating kibbling bits for six years. He just got him a nice, I'm talking, a prime tomahawk. 32 hours. A little bit of salt and pepper on that. I think he's going to be like me after church's chicken. Oh, I don't think. He might, in the moment, you mean to tell me you don't think that dog enjoyed that? He, no, because whenever I was able to really dissect it in the,

way he was picking at it was not confident. He was like, he was like, he said, maybe that part right here. Maybe that little piece right there. He just pulled it with his teeth. He goes, oh, no, that's not it either.

Oh, no, right about here. Take it the smallest little piece. He goes, let's try that part right about there. Let's try that one. He pops the bile sack. Oh, I drop, I, excuse my French, I drop a piece of food and she, I mean, she will, she'll defend that food against me. That's all she's got.

It is all she has no love in that house anymore, no attention. We're back to giving her walks. Y'all stop walking that dog. Oh, she didn't walk for about a year. No, I don't know if you can say that. No, I'm not kidding. You let her outside though. Oh, she's outside all day long, but I physically didn't take time out of-

family walks. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Mountain never did those either. Exactly. And he's immortal. Is he still kicking? I think, dude, yeah. I don't know what it's going on.

Okay, domestic cat, sorry, sorry. And then we drove a little longer, and I was still talking to Cam about the dog. I was, I was like, Kim, how did you not see that dog? I did not see that dog? And he was looking at me, and then I look past Cam and I see 85 eyeballs, like glowing eyeballs. And, like, they were all like, and it was wolves. I saw 85 wolves. I didn't even know Oklahoma had wolves.

And I was like, I was like, Cam, look. And he was like, what? What? Yeah, I missed. Okay. He turns into Lens. I live whenever lives not around. Wait, where?

No, but I legit did not see it again. I go, bro, I'm trying to think you're like high or something. You got something in your system. I'm not seeing the shit. But yeah, that was ridiculous. We finally got to the casino. Fun casino trip. But as soon as we walked in there, as soon as we got to the casino,

something insane happened in the bathroom. Oh, oh my God. Yeah. I forgot all about that. The guy in a skirt. Which sounds, which I'm, no, no, no, no. That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy, which I have no problem.

Actually, I don't know what to say. I say you just pick up with the story. Okay. Me and Cam drive an hour and a half to this casino. We get to the casino. We've been drinking Red Bulls the whole way. We have to urinate. As soon as we get to the casino, we go into the bathroom.

Straight to the bathroom. Now, as we walk into the bathroom, when you walk into the left is the urinals. There is one man using a urinal. Describe what you see on this man. So right before we clear the left that he's talking about. It's like a wall and then the left and there's the urinals. There is that one guy peeing.

He flushes. So as we're clearing it, he's now walking to the sinks. So we're about to go like this and cross. We're about to cross past walking past this guy. This man turns the corner. He's standing at about 6 foot 4. Big guy. He's got a beard that goes to his belly button.

He's got long hair. And he's in a full-blown. Kilt. Yes. And he literally goes, Shiza! And screams it for no reason. He goes, Shiza! And it's not like, I was like, holy he scared me. Like, it was like he knew us and we were part of his, his Irish tribe, the Kilt are Irish, right? Yeah, but Shiza is not. Shaiza. That's what I'm confused. That's why it's German. He goes, Shiza!

He looks at me. I literally went. I was like, what the, like, I almost touched the bathroom floor. I was so scared. And then he starts. talking. He started talking to us. No one's giving him response. No, no, we're not looking at him at this point because I'm scared. I'm fighting for my life to hold a laughing. I'm fighting. And so I'm peeking at him. I don't even pee anymore. I pretend like I've been in there for 20 minutes. I go straight to the sink. I go straight to the sink. Start washing my hands. I'm done. I'm not

peeing in here. I don't know what you're doing, sir. So I'm now looking at him. You know whenever you're washing your hands next to somebody and you look at him through the mirror? Yes. So I was looking at him through the mirror, but I see him back up from the sink. And I'm like, sir, are you gonna attack what's under that killed he reaches under his killed oh i swear to god swear to god he reaches under his kid and goes and that's how you pay with one of these things boys like that he was like tucking his johnson back and we saw like not we didn't see the slippery little snake but we saw his whole area like he was adjusting it because i guess it was uncomfortable sitting in the kilt and he goes that's how you

pay in one of these things boys he like he hiked up the skirt and he's like repackaging his Johnson. And then he's walking out one more time before he leaves the bathroom. He goes, Shiza! And I'm like, what the, we think he is, I mean, something's, and the whole time, the best part, so I'm at the first urinal. The wall is right here. And I kept going like this to pee.

I kept going, and I would look at him through the mirror, and I was like, uh-huh. And so, just trying to bait him to laugh because he was right next to him. And so I rush out of the bathroom. the guy leaves, I kind of follow him out, right? But I think he's going to go do his own thing. He does. He starts walking out to a hallway.

But there's another guy, regularly dressed guy, walking towards him. I guess the kilt man recognizes this normally dressed man. He goes, oh, Jim, what's going on, man? In a regular, f***ing voice. Normalist can be. Regular, no accent, no shyness. No, this is how you're pissing one of these things, boys. He goes, Jim, good to see you.

I go, who the fuck is this man? You know, he's a creep. He's a creature. And that was no exaggeration. The first minute of being in this casino. Yeah. And I literally, I remember looking at P. After that, we saw him Dap Up Gym.

We go down the escalator and I go, this is either going to be fantastic night or horrible. There's no room for middle ground. No room. We ended up doing really good at the casino. It was a good night. Saw my dad. My dad spawned out of nowhere. Really strange.

Me and Pee were walking back at one point, my father was in front of me like this. He went, it's up. Ghost. Like a ghost. He just popped up and he was like, I went, what the, I said, hey, dad. He goes, it's tough. He goes, I heard they all were coming over here, so here I am. Your dad's a spy.

Oh, no. No, your dad works for the government. He definitely works for the CIA. F***ing the packages. Your dad works for the internal affairs. Oh, my. It's been a front all these years. Oh, my God.

I think he might be. Oh, my God. He actually might be. Because guess where the headquarters is? Where? The airport. Wait. The government's headquarters is at the airport?

My dad Honestly My dad Where he goes to work Is at the airport I thought he works for UPS And it's at dude Wait you're not believing me

I've been living it for my whole life It's at the airport He's packaging the planes But I thought he drove I've seen him drive the trucks Don't much of mine He used to drive the trucks He used to drive the trucks

He now goes to the airport If you told me Your dad likes red Gatorade I'd go, oh, I believe you! Because it's your father! Does he drive the trucks at the airport? Is he a pilot now? He's a UPS pilot.

How am I supposed to know? Because I'm telling you. No, what does I have to do with the government? He drives. He drives his Nissan to the airport. You got a Nissan now? Oh, wow. Oh, whoa.

He drives his Nissan to the airport. He gets out of his Nissan. He throws a reflective... vest on so he doesn't get hit by a Boeing. So he's filling up the planes with cargo. So he doesn't drive the, he doesn't wear the Browns anymore. No more Browns. No more Browns, no more driving. He's at the airport and I say all of that to be ridiculed and not believed by you,

because I was simply saying he works at a fucking airport, so when other people of high importance, maybe he just slips him off to the back, and he does his sonar radar detection, and maybe he is a spy. Important people don't- But you're so worried about if my dad's... drive at Nissan, if he flies planes, if he wears his browns, that I couldn't get to. Well, it just doesn't make sense because important people don't fly Delta. They probably fly private.

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Was my face in it? No, it was our back. Of course it was my back. Because I probably didn't give you permission, which I don't have to. But why are you recording my spot? It was a picture. So it's whenever we started playing

when we sat down next to each other, whenever I was doing the roulette, everybody kept it coming up in the middle of my hands. Oh, my God. Was it from the bar? No, no, it was from right behind. It's like they stood behind us a picture.

Yeah, that's very concerning. How did I not feel your breathing or hear you? I don't know. They're looking like this. Damn it. It's exactly what happened, but then I swight. It was one of the slideshow TikToks, and then you slide over and then the person asked for a picture.

So they got a confirmation picture from the back just to make sure in case we said no. And then they took, it was the really nice white woman. Oh, okay. Well, then no. I don't mind you at all. You were incredibly nice. But, okay, basically, I have some PTSD from that

because we had someone else. Literally the last time we were at that casino, someone was a stop. Oh my God, recorded us at the bar. Yeah, we're at the bar. And at the Mavericks game. I went courtside to the Mavericks game. Saw that.

First off, the food looked crazy. Oh, yeah. It's so cool. Yeah, I didn't know that. Lucky bad. But so whenever I saw on TikTok the other day, I get a, and dude, can I say this, stop.

If you see me in public, Stop taking pictures or recording me from the back. I am so insecure about the back of my neck. Tight neck. Always had it. No, no, no, but I'm getting a lot of rolls back there. Dude, no, no, we need to take care of you. We need to take you on a six-day sabbatical. It looks like thick foreskin in the back.

Like, it just doesn't look good. And that's like one of my biggest insecurities is the back of my neck. Can I see it? Turn around. Yeah. No, okay, not when you do your head. If you're walking like this, you're bringing on yourself. Hermit the turtle?

No. You're going like this. No, but that's like my neck. natural thing, like when I'm sitting, I go like this. Like my natural thing, like I tuck my neck back. Jugular's exposed for danger. I mean, hell of an Adams apple. That's John Adams Adams, Adams Apple. Holy shit. Yeah. You sit like this? Yeah. I mean, that's like my natural thing. Like, all just like my neck rolls. I just, it's always like that. So I tell Sarah, stop taking pictures to me from the back. Don't do that. Not to do it. Don't do that. Stop doing that. Stop doing it.

Anyway, so I was, I was on TikTok and I was court side of a maver's game. So a lot of people were behind me. That's how it works. Wait, did you fly? Did you fly there to the game from Dallas to Dallas? You went from Dallas to American Airlines. You flew, you went, and you were like, oh, that's just how weird. If I could take a helicopter, I would. That'd be cool.

Because traffic on the way to American Airlines is bad. But anyway, so there was a video, like somebody was recording the mascot, and the mascot was behind me talking to the people. And I'm in the background like this, and you can see my neck rolls. And I'm saying I'm very insecure about that. Bro, I watched the game afterwards Because you said, dude, we're gonna be on Because I'm so close to the court

It's like I'm actually in front of other people That are more important because I'm there But I watched the game and I can only see Sarah The way the goal was positioned She's a golden magnet to... She was wearing a red top, yes or no? Yes, she was. She was so good in red.

It was her, the big goal And you were right on the other side of the other side. Really? So yeah, you got no, you got no play on the TV. It's okay. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Because Diego texted me a picture.

Diego has a different broadcasts of the game. Which one does he have? Something else. Let's just say it's not Turner Network. We'd have to get a VP in to watch out. You have to have a mesh Wi-Fi network to watch the game. I have a question for you. You gotta talk to me, Daddy.

I have a question. Ooh, I like that. Now, I was thinking about this because I had a conversation with my mother. And it stemmed off of the fact that she commits no crimes, she commits no sins. She's a saint. She's too soft. I said, Mom, I'm gonna force your hand. If theft, if stealing in general, became legal, completely legal.

You can't get frowned upon, you're not breaking a law for one hour. I said, what would you try to take? She goes, oh, no, I would just sit here, honey. I'd probably turn on some hymns. I'd probably turn on some gospel. Yeah, because she, because it's not right, even though it's legal, it's not right with God. And I said, now you're a good woman, but that. Really?

You would steal if crime was legal for an hour? Not only would I steal, but I have a master plan. Okay, what is it? But I have to ask you first. I'm going to reveal mine on the back. So if stealing was legal for a hour. Now, the caveat is the process is still there. Like you can't say, oh, I'd go take all the money in the bank.

It's still behind a locked vault. If you want to go into a convenience store, there's still a guy working. He might not want you taking a shit. He can't stop me. I promise you you cannot stop me. So with that being said, theft is legal for one hour. What are you stealing? And why?

You know, honestly, my first thought was going to a bank. First I was going to a bank. but I'm not, God, rookie numbers. Oh, rookie numbers. So it was my first thought, right? Yeah. But I don't know the code to the vault.

That's the thing. Yeah. So I couldn't and. That hour be gone like that, you get absolutely nothing. Right. And then you're probably still down there at the hour and then they lock you out.

Yeah, it's too much to go on. Next thing I was thinking maybe a Walmart because there's a lot you could take from a Walmart, and I steal from Walmart anyway. Don't talk. No, I don't anymore. At one point, oh, dude, I was running up Walmart. In Seminole, Oklahoma.

Oh my God. At one point, I was getting pharmaceuticals for the price of an onion. Yeah, I was there. I thought it was going, teetit. Yeah, no, we were just white onion. Tididit! And a lot of condoms. $35 worth of a seed of metaphim.

Yeah. No, we were stealing a lot. Don't steal, though. I don't know. Probably something I need. So probably like a Best Buy. I'd probably go to Best Buy or like some kind of electronic store. See, but what do you think you're getting?

All the electronics. Yeah, but all the pro. Oh, you're just going to pick up a 90-inch TV and walk out the front door? I have a truck. Like there's employees not still there going to stop. have a truck. The employers are going to stop you. They don't want their product.

Did you just say chicken? Chick-fil-A. You know how many nuggets you can get from Chick-fil-A? You're going to steal, you're going to steal an expiring asset. Fethe is available to all humans for one hour. For one hour. Your glorious ideas, oh, chicken nuggets. Well, I promise you, you're not going to turn into Jeff Bezos if you steal something for an hour.

You're not getting rich in an hour. If you steal. Make that hour. special. Go to Chick-fil-A, that's the Lord's chicken. They're going to bless be you, God will take you. They're going to let you take it. There's no, there's nobody at Chick-fil-A that's going to put the hands on you. You're going to go, get back. She goes, my pleasure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am taking so many nuggets of sandwich. You're going to take it all your chicken, my pleasure. You know how many, so I would have sauces for the next three years. You know,

you always run out of sauces or sometimes they forget. Okay, that's not bad. I'm stealing from Chick-fil-A. It's inspiring. It's food. It's, it's, it's, it's literally, what are you going to do day two? Let's say you get, let's make an easy number. You get a thousand nuggets. What the f*** do you do with a thousand chicken nuggets? And you can meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. You could definitely meal prep a thousand chicken nuggets. Or because I'm a man of Jesus Christ, I could give those to people who need them.

Right? You're thinking when you steal it's for yourself. 100% selfish action. No, I'm giving mine to the less fortunate, like rob it or something. You're going to steal the Lord's, you're going to steal the Lord's chicken. Right. Big emphasis on steel of the Lord's chicken. to run a homeless campaign.

Yes, because I'm a man of God. I'd take care of people. What would you do? If they'd taxes? Here we go. So my first thought, similar to yours, kind of, was a car. Right? I was going to go steal a vehicle.

I said, I can look up, I can prep for this moment, learn how to hotwire. I said, probably not going to work, though, right? Yeah, I'm not Jason Bourne. No, and you got bad hand-eye. So then not the best with dexterity. I could use a couple VC points on that. So then I went to this. Hear me out.

Now, it's a gamble, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. I walk into a local convenience store. I immediately say, hey man, can I get a pack up? Knock him out. Okay. Hold on, no. Because crime's not legal. That's fine. You can't just hurt somebody because now you can go to jail for assault. So now you're in jail. No, no, no, no. Your whole plan's right now. Big emphasis on. I can. That's the point. No, you're not allowed to. Oh, I know. But when you go to 7-Eleven, how many people are on clock? Probably two. Oh, two? That's two knockouts. Now hear me out. That's two assault charges. You're going to jail cam. No one's there to report it.

Yeah, what? The cameras. They have cameras, Cam. And you think... Crime's not legal. Theft is. You think someone, as detailed as me, forgets about a CCTV in the corner?

You're out of your mind. Cam. I knock out the worker. I pull the plug on the cameras. Okay? I take the bank. It's not how cameras work. Are you...

They still save to a hard drive, Cam. That's what I'm stealing. You're stealing the cameras? The... Oh my God. Oh, my God. You don't watch anything. You don't know anything about...

Kim, you're not, okay, you're, you're, I, you're, no, because you're saying this, but I know you, your wife has sent me videos of you in the shower, she's recorded you in the shower and you didn't know, you don't think, well, lives a good pimp. Was I hard or soft? Oh, soft as, I mean, barely noticeable.

Yeah, I, yeah. Like a piece of bubble gum. Yeah, oh, yeah. Hairier, no. Oh, yeah. But you have weird hair. Anyway, I don't think it's a good idea, because you think you think you,

could evade a CCTV, but you can't avoid your wife's iPhone 7C. Okay, you think you're turning into a, uh, of Muhammad Gandhi and passing out the Lord's chicken. Mahatna, yeah, I said Muhammad. Mahatma Gandhi. Muhammad. It looks like Gandhi, flip-flop. Gordon Ramsey.

Anyway, let me finish. I walk into the store. I have, unfortunately, I feel bad for the guy. I have to knock him out if I want to go through my plan. You don't have that in your heart. You can't even tell people no. I probably couldn't, but I have to, because hear me out.

My idea is lottery tickets. Now, this is the only reason I have to unfortunately make him unconscious. It's because lottery tickets are just like a gift card. They're not active until they're scanned in the system. Now I can't walk up and go, hey man, did you hear theft is legal? Give me every lottery ticket you have.

I got him knock him out because he's not gonna do that. You can't just push him? What, so he can get back up? What are we playing tetherball? I hit it so I'd come right back. No, I need to put him on his I need to get to work.

So I put him on his... Right. Immediately turn around, lock the door. Immediately locate the CCTV box. I unplug the box, which turns off the cameras, and I have the saved data in my hands, right? I throw that in my satchel.

Now you have a satchel. I have a satchel for this operation. After that satchel has been loaded with the CCTV. I immediately go to all the scratch-offs. I take them off the roll. I take them home with me. It's simple in the backpack. Now, the real lottery tickets,

I go as many as I can for that. hour time, scan, scan, scan, scan. So you're not scratching, you're scanning? Oh no, I'm grabbing, oh, you think I'm doing this for a $20 payout? I'm getting the mega millions, bitch. Oh, you think they would honor that? It's scanned in the system and there's no footage to show I tamper dog. Yeah, but they could be like-

I thought this through, on me! No, but look, if it's scanned in the system already, right? If it's scanning the system, they know what storage register. If it's scanning the system, they know it's storage registered to. Is that spit? What did you choke on? When they, when... Oh, no, no, no, no.

My, my f***ing the plan is so flawless. You're trying to deteriorate in you can. No, it's not. You're trying to... When they scan it in the system, they know it's storage registered to, right? Yeah. Correct. Yeah.

So whenever you win it, they'll be like, oh, that's from the store that was stolen from. You stole it. Sorry, you don't get any money. No, sir. No, sir. That's all you got? No, sir.

I go, that's how I know my plan's crumbled. I just go, no, sir. Well, I didn't think about that far. You didn't think about much. And you're fat. What do you mean I'm fat? What do you mean? I'm fat.

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There you go. Oh, like the winnings. Yes. Winnings. Oh, I can only assume like the bank or the state. Like the bank and the state? Okay, are you talking about the lottery or the big, no the big multi-billion dollar lottery. Where does that money come from? So that's nationwide. So it's it's first off, it's the people. Do you understand how a lottery works? No. So there's when so so when someone wins, you know how it resets to a very small amount. What? So when someone wins the lottery. Yes. You know, like a powerball. Yeah, the power ball for a billion dollars. They win it. They get their money. And then when it reopens the

next week, maybe 10 days, you know how it's not at a billion again? How it's probably at 20 million. So that 20 million is fronted from the government. But the lottery, hence lottery is from everyone buying. So the more people buy, the more it comes up. Bing, bang, big. That's how it works, bub. So you're saying $20 billion worth of lottery tickets? What lottery? Have you seen that was $20 billion? The one, there's a billboard I was trying.

I just sold my wife off for a ticket to win that. $20 billion? You got out of your mind? I would have literally walked in and be like, hey, man, I'm sorry. I would have $20 billion. I would have scanned every ticket in there. The powerball was like $20 billion. He walks around and goes, oh, what happened?

I go, I don't know if something happened. Come here, come look. Knock his ass out to. Lock the doors. And I'm scanning every ticket. I'm going in the back. See if they got the in a cardboard box and inventory. How much?

I'm scanning every time. How much was the lottery this last year? Bro, I think the highest, it's like ever guys. It's like maybe like 1.4. Do you understand? $1.4 billion? Okay, two. We got from fourth camera two.

Two billion dollars. Aren't we like $3 billion in debt in the? in the country? I mean, this is incredible. We are, Payton, we are trillions in debt. You don't know the best part about it though? Ain't nobody coming to get that shit back. Look a kid rock back there.

He goes, my name is kids! Wait, so why don't we just take the lottery winnings and pay off our debt? No, we are heavily in debt, and I'm joking about it's coming to get back. We just, we do it to ourselves. We are crazy. It's because the lottery.

It's not because the... But if we're giving everybody, if we're giving our civilians, like, if the government's giving us $2 billion every six months, why don't we just use that $2.6 billion to win back to trillion dollars

that we owe to China or something. No, sir. You think the government's just giving out $2 billion every six month. That's what I saw on the sign, Powerball. If someone wins it, and like I just said,

it goes up when people buy the ticket. So the lottery is like a fundraiser. There you go. I'm buying, I'm buying a wrap. What's the point of that, though? Like, what does it do for the government? Why do we have lottery? They take their percentage.

How much they take? I don't know how much. Like on taxes? Probably, and that gets taxed. So that's nothing. The second someone wins that, becomes taxable income. Wait, where does the money come from?

I mean, like this, literally this quick. Oh, you want your billion, 1.2 billion? We're going to take half. Where's the money come from? Am I be is there is Ashton Kutcher in our studio? Am I being punked? The money comes from ticket purchases. But how do they,

but, yeah. Yeah, ticket purchases. But how much do they know how to give? We say, oh, your groan's filled with money. But how much do they know how to give? Dude, it's a running, it's not like a one scientist

smoking a cigarette going on. It's been a month and a half. Let's put it up to 120 million. It's a progressive system. Who owns it? Oh my God, Almighty. Because it says Texas Powerball. There's Texas Powerball.

So you're saying a billion dollars of Texas people bought this Powerball? So can I, so is it? I don't know how it works. There's Texas. There's Texas Powerball? There's the Mega Millions, which is nationwide. Nationwide! All people, just us.

We have our own small one. You can go claim your money in Austin. You got the big boy. You got to go wherever the hell they tell you. If you're in Texas, so if the Texas You have to be a resident of Texas. I believe so, yes. And maybe it don't have to be a resident, no, but you can play it.

So why do we have our own if anybody can get it? This is getting a border situation. I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to, no, this is getting bad. No, it's not getting there, but I don't, that's a great question. But there is, Does Mississippi have a power ball? Yes, I would assume.

And there's no way they get up to a billion. Like Arkansas, what is y'all, $12 or something? Like, Arkansas can not have over $100. They go, Jamie Weinstein won the Arkansas Powerball! Powerball! She gets a year of Arby's and tickets to the hogs! Woo! Pigs! Oh, by the way, her cash prize, $700. Thank you so much to Amy Y. One free trailer, here we go.

Oh, that's so... So, okay, now, now you got my little cogs moving. Yeah, I got your... Where the hell do we have state to state if anyone can play it? No, because this is gonna get into a Billy Ely shing and I want to talk about it. No, it's, I'm not getting to... I'm not getting... What did you just say? $73,000 for...

$7,773,000 in Arkansas. Y'all can't even make it to a million. Your powerball's not a million dollars? Honestly, let's blow up Arkansas. Let's honestly set a fucking nuke to that place. Let's bomb that place to nothing. Like, honestly, like, can we conquer Arkansas? Can I...

Can't Texas going just take it? No, because we're all one. We're all one. All right, let's move on. on. I feel like this is getting into a great. Let's get on to it.

Like I'm honest, like that's a piece of a place. Oh my God. Oh my God. You have to let me tell you the story. Tell me,

Daddy. Oh, my God. Now, have you ever heard of cheeky monkey? What the fuck you call me? I knew that. What'd you call me?

I've heard of cheeky monkeys. Cheeky monkey. What have you ever heard of the establishment called cheeky monkeys? No. I mean, that thing is dying

of slow death. It's gone. Oh, I see a little. Oh, I see a little bit of no in there. Look at that. I mean, look at that. Yeah.

Stop. Oh, that's rich. Stop. Stop. Cheeky monkeys is an indoor. Literally think of like Chick-fil-A playplace and McDonald's play place,

but it's like a whole building. Like the side of our whole studio. Like a huge. I go, yeah, they let lowlands in there, silver backs, apes, chimps. You got your orangutangs of hell. They're all in there. Spider.

Dude, nope. Now, no. Hold on. Yeah. Super quick sidebar. That not be a cool business model? It's called a zoo. No, it's not called a zoo.

No, no, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. A cheeky monkey is an actual, not a zoo, to where we're just watching them, where we co-inhabit with them. Now, of course, of course, you've got to get rid of the aggressives.

You got to get rid of the silverbacks. You got to get rid of the low-land silverbacks. But outside of that, you put a couple, and my chips are vicious, dude. Chimps are chips. Because are all monkeys, they're animals.

Every animal can get violent. No, not all monkeys. No, you've never seen a probosis. Or a probosc. You don't think your proposes ever had a bad day? Dude, the proposes of them, big eggplant and nose-looking... You definitely had a big... And it jumps like a little...

When you're sending the blood. Okay, no, come on, tell me about cheeky monkey. Good lemur, too. Leamer, too. Leamer's not a monkey. It's a lemur. It's not a monkey. I understand that.

But we were talking about monkeys and you brought up lemurs. Let's talk about catch now. What are you talking about? So cheek monkeys, right? Tell me about it. Think of a chick-fil-a playground, but a... a whole, like, building worth. Yeah, right?

So it's an indoor playground. Indoor playground. I didn't know if you'd understand, right? I didn't know if you'd understand, because at first you thought I was calling you a monkey, and then you thought we were talking about real monkeys. So I was trying to play some framework and make it real crystal clear.

Before you punch another TV, huh? Your value goes so much down when you don't have a haircut. I look bad, dog. I actually woke up this morning, and I scoffed at myself in the mirror. I'm not. I literally like this. I went,

Like, I looked at myself, getting ready for it, and I went, like, I felt, I, I literally did that. Immediately went to Instagram to see if Brooks had an opening. I went, dude, you know what's, can I guy gets no ass, no money, friends don't like him, world hates it. Can I be ugly? This might bring down the mood a little bit, but I was shirtless in the video. I was shirtless in the, man, I hate Sarah.

I was shirless in the mirror and I was like looking at myself. Sorry, pitch her. Oh, dude. You know it gets bad, when you start pinch? Oh, you can pinch. I can grab. And you start looking, and I wasn't even feeling bad. I was like, okay, this can go down a little bit.

This can go down. And hugs me. Oh, no, it's the worst. Oh, Liv's walked up. She goes, I love it, babe. Touch me. Tell me about the monkey. Dude, stop derailing.

You're right. You're derailing. Here we go. We're derailing. I won't put it all on you. Put it all on me. I go, all right. So we went to a place called Cheeky Monkey.

Think of it as like an indoor player. I'm kidding. So we're there, we're playing. It was Malachi's first time in a place like that. It's honestly pretty cool. We're in this ball pit. When I tell you, it is a legit baby ball pit. It's not like a thick assing.

Like an urban air where it's like 10 feet deep. It is literally flooring. And there's like a layer of balls. Oh, that's dangerous. So we're in there. We're playing. Oh, yeah, you guessed it. We're playing with Malachi.

So baby. That is a girl is probably four. She comes. barreling around the corner. And I go, oh, God. And I pick up Malachi. Like a loose doll. Oh, my God.

I'm, what the hell is that? Where's its owner? And I'm holding Malachi. And that girl's like, and she's running up to the ball pit. No, that happened about an hour ago. You say anything? If you go back to like minute, two of the episode, I went,

drink. And it was real quiet. So this girl is sprinting towards the ball pit. There's a little step up. She goes, bink, bing, she gets to the top of it, jumps up, goes on her knees, right? She lit, she thinks, I mean, she thinks we're in a full, sophisticated, oh, nothing's going to hurt you, sweetie. She literally is going, woo, lands on her knees. And she goes, falls down, she goes, she's screaming.

And I literally went, you didn't check on her? Oh, no, no, I'm holding mine. I'm holding my own. And then her dad comes around the corner. Oh, no. Okay. Her dad is a very powerful man. Just big.

Just say, nope, no, no, just one big. No, no other bees. Just big. Big black man. He's a big old black man. I mean, just a big. There's a certain point. God protected you from allegations,

and now I'm starting a question. No, I do that for you because you enjoy it. I don't like it. No, he's a big dude. He's a big guy, like, in shape, too. He comes around the corner and he goes, but it's his baby. girl so he's like oh my god like what happened probably should have been watching her that's what

thought too but it's all right she trusts her she was four goes what happened she goes my knees my name i mean she literally went like this and just stuck it yeah it hurts he picks his daughter up like it was a gallon of milk he goes with one hand picks his daughter up with a singular hand it's impressive sets her down and then he has this little moment with her and mind you i'm maybe ten feet away this whole time i'm like this i'm holding malice i'm like yeah what's up buddy I'm like trying to see you get the tea. He has this moment. He's like, you gotta be more careful.

You gotta learn your surroundings. He literally goes like this. He goes, you gotta know where you are at all times. Like right now, if someone came up on me, I'd be ready to do something about it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to splurgery. To his four-year-old daughter. He goes, someone came up on me, I'd be ready to do something about it.

And he does this swift movement like that. He goes, no one wants to come up on me. Oh, he wanted a boy. And he goes, oh, he needs a boy. He needs a boy. That's not poor a girl. In the future, some guy's like, she's like, she's like,

so he tells this moment, he does that, I go, holy f***. I go, I'm not on you, sir, I'm over here. Has this moment, leaves, right? Where's he going? He goes back to the little parent area. Yeah. I cannot make this up.

Right hand to Jesus Christ. This girl does one lap on the slide, runs right the back, jumps right back on her knees in the ball pit. Immediately. That's her fault at that point. She goes, uh, ball pit.

And I was just like, this kid doesn't got it. I was like, that guy needs a boy. But bro, just between the girl doing that to herself twice, the dad being on like some surveillance shit. And I was like, I think it's time to go, live. I think we can go. Dude, is this bad to say the more I've been around kids, the more I don't want them?

No, that can't be right. No, it's so true. Okay, but I'll tell you this. That's fair, because it's kind of the same thing with dogs. You go, you someone, you see someone has like a cute dog or something. You go to their house, you're like, wow, your furniture's got hair all over it. Wow, your dog pooped over there. Your dog chewed your feet's headphones.

No, that's an owner. That's owner's fault. But it's still a dog. I agree, but it's the same thing with the baby. Can't control a baby the way you control a dog. Yeah, you can. No, sir. Yes.

No, sir. That dog's either got to pee or it's got to eat three things. That kid has emotions and sometimes it's just crying to be crying. Yeah, exactly. But the dog wants to play. The dog might bite your feet. But I could put my dog in a cage if I want. If I do that to a kid,

oh, oh, you're a dog. In the cage. Yeah, but a big cage, like a big cage where it can still run around. Like, I could get away from the dog. I can't get away from a kid. I just, like, and I've been going through the grocery store recently. But when it's your kid, you don't want to get away. That's not true.

No, and it's not true at all. Actually, you know, you need, you need breaks. I go, this weekend saved my life. Yeah. No, but you're like, you go, thank you. I'm like, no, seriously. But when it's, I'm saying, I hear you, and I agree on everything you're saying. Sometimes you want space, sometimes this, that, and the third, but when it's yours, it hits different.

Yeah, I'm sure it does, but it's just like I've been going through grocery stores and I hear kids scream. I'm just like, dude, like, shut up. You know what I mean? Like, I don't have much empathy. Okay. And that just means I'm not ready to have a kid. And I don't, I might not ever get to that point. You're a, you're a very, you're a very self-knowing person.

I'll give you that. Yeah. You know the. You know the. You know the pett of yourself, dog. Very in tune. You said fork in the road. I got to do this.

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I had the, okay, this was like a two-day span. Have I gotten from strangers, from loved ones, from my wife, from y'all? It was a full 48 hours this past week. I want to say it was Wednesday, Thursday, that combo. I, the amount of like anxiety-inducing phrases I heard everywhere, it kept happening to me. And to the point, I prayed. I mean, I don't understand what's going on. Everyone kept, everyone that I came in contact with kept saying things like,

Oh, just trust me. Oh, just trust me. We need to talk. Why? You're not going to like it, but... And I was like, what the fucking happened? That's the worst. Someone in the grocery store.

I swear to God, it started with this. We like bumped shoulders, and you know me, I'm just, like, yapping. And it was right by the chips. And I had my kettle-cooked jalapinos, and they were... The details on his stories are so irrelevant. Well, they are, but I'm saying, but I'm just saying, because it was this other guy, we bumped shoulders. He was like, oh, are those good?

And I was like, I literally went, oh, yeah, man. I was like, trust. I said it first. Yeah. And he goes, no, no, no, you should trust me. And I went, what now? What do you mean? I said, your chin went down.

Your tone change. He goes, now, you should trust me. And I went, have a good day, sir. And I left. Right after that, I go home the second I walk into my house with the groceries, my mom walks up around the corner, and she goes, hey, we need to talk. And I go, okay. Don't like that.

I go, what's happening? I hate people. It ended up being absolutely nothing. Yeah, some stupid shit. You do that for you. People get a thrill off making people panic like that. A couple hours later. I'm upstairs playing with Malki.

I hear live from downstairs. Hey, babe, I need to show you something. I don't like that. Every two to three hours. It'll send you to a spiral. Exactly. And it got to the point. I was like, what the fuck is happening today?

I go to bed. I wake up the next day and it was the same. We had a phone call. And at one of the things, you were like, hey, you know, I just need to say something to everyone. And I was like, oh, I can't be good. And then we got off that phone call. And then the same shit, it just kept happening.

And I went in the mirror and I was like, what is I was like, is something like inevitable, something big going to happen in my life. And I hate that. And in the moment, I was like, I need to stop joking about P with his anxiety. I was like, no.

It's bad. I don't like this. Dude, people that, I feel like it's a choice. If you speak to somebody in unabsolutes like that, you're going to hell. Yeah, like that, yeah, that's fucked up on the person's fault. Don't say, hey, we need to talk.

I made me to think who died. Yeah, don't prep me before bad news. Be like, you walk out to me and be like, hey, dog's dead. Like, that's how you talk to me. That's how you talk to me. Don't ever be like, I got to tell. you something. Don't tell me a shit. Tell me. Right? You know what I mean? Yeah. You said, hey, fire, don't die.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like whenever, like whenever I have to fire people. Okay. Now you cannot, you cannot sit here on the stand in front of your peers and say that that is better. There's no way you actually believe that. Yes, because it eliminates at least half the panic. No. Because you get too. That you approach me with some sentimental. Let me, let me cry. If someone just went, Hey, bro, dog's dead. No, it's perfect. I love that. Don't prep me for bad news if you're already going to give me the bad news because now I'm upset about two things. One, you give me instant cortisol spice, right? Instant, like instant, I'm uncomfortable.

Like, I need refined carbs. Right, like you instantly shoot up. And I don't want that. So if you just tell me, I'll shoot up, but that's it. I got to deal with it now. Now I'm going like this, boom, boom, right? I want to study you. I'm just, that's a fact.

That's not even something you got to study. No, I know, but it's you. You, it's just a beautiful, intricate creature. Y'all don't, you all run from yourselves. I sit in myself. I don't run for myself. I know everything about me. I don't run for myself.

I can get a, I can feel something in the back of my throat and know what my next two weeks are going to be like. Oh, no, sir. That is, that is called, what is it, a hypochondriac. No, no, but it comes to fruition. Because you're so freaked out about it. It's not how the body works. Stress and dude, that's exactly how. No boy.

My brother was a doctor and a guy got admitted to the hospital because he said he was allergic to the colored green. It's called schizophrenia. And guess what? My brother tested the theory. They brought, no, it was an accident. They brought out a him to fill out paper. It was a green pin. He started filling it out, realized the pin was green, freaked out so much that he broke out. Well, that's called anxiety attack. But that's different than being allergic to the color green because he was allergic to the color green than as soon as he touched that pin, he would broke out. That's a mental thing. That's literally like, that's my point. No, but it's different than I'm physically. I'm physically, no, no, no, that's different than me. I feel ill.

I know I'm going to be ill for the next two weeks. That's just it. No, no you're not. I can feel the beginning of a sickness. No, you can't. I can feel the full periodic table of a sickness. Dude, my sickness has been fueling my dreams recently because I've been under the weather. What does that mean? Your sickness has been fueling your dreams.

When I'm sick, I have the weirdest dreams ever. And I've been sick this past week, right? Me too. Great. That's my episode two said, I got poop as well. I don't want to rub your feet either. But I've been sick this past week, right? It's been fueling weird dreams.

I had the weirdest dreams about sh** and gigs podcast. About sh** and gigs. Yeah. Why them? I don't know. We have no relation to them. No. I've never talked to them.

But why sh-hs and gigs? I don't know. And it's, what was the dream about? Don't just say you don't know. Lead me. We're at the Super Bowl. Okay.

Okay. So you, 100% of true stories. You me and shiads are just watching. watching the Seahawks Patriots? No, there was like a million people there. And they, oh, no. I don't know what it was.

And I want, like, a dream person to pass us down. And so, by the way, never, we've never talked to sh-gigs. I've never interacted. Yeah, no. I don't even know who we are. It's a big podcast. But I assume they've seen some stuff. They're great.

I think it's because one of their clips popped up on my TikTok, and one of them was, like, finger-b-brives of meat. And I saw that, and maybe it turned me on. I don't know. It was the light-skinned one. He was finger-bubed some shit. I was like, I get it, right?

He was, now, he could get it. If we put a rank of podcasters, I could get it, the light skin dude from shing gigs is up there. Hey, hey, hey, hey! You're second. Hey, no, I'm not saying me, put me first, I'm saying, what are we doing? You're only talking about, oh, yeah,

saw it my light skin, bro, finger to meet on one of their episodes. He could get it, too, man. If we rank them, I'll drop it on him. What are you doing? This is envy. This is jealousy talking. It might be a little bit, but hey, I mean, Kim, what are.

second to the list. I don't want to be second anyone's heart. Maybe if I got to know him, he would drop the second because I like your personality better. Maybe if I got a haircut, I'd jump back up to first, but don't be so rash in decision making. Nobody's different. He was like a power lifter, I think. He's, and then his counterpart, his co-hosts. I'd sleep in this counterpart before you. I know. But anyway, we were at the Super Bowl and we were laying, like, you know how football stadiums have levels? Yeah. Like it's like a dome and there's levels. Yes. So there was the first level, then there was the high second level, but we were on top of that. My God. And it was a third level made of grass. And there was like, I kid you not, 10,000 people

laying on this grass, but we're all there for the Super Bowl. Dog, I think you had a little something besides being sick. I think you were tripping in this dream. And so we were laying down this for the Super Bowl, right? But we couldn't see because we're so far up and in the grass. And we're laying down. And then. The name's beneath us. And though, they're like something. important people were like pulling people down from the grass area and I was like I think me and cam should be somewhere at the top of the list. Yeah it's like wow grinson you really bombed on these tickets. I'm laying in a pasture a mile high in the sky and the sea hawks are down there. Yeah and then I remember I remember I seen um the two guys gigs coming past and they're in the grass area too

but they were walking but they didn't want to be seen and and the lights can do it was shirtless and I think that's just a self-pleasure thing I'm not sure what he was doing there But he was shirtless and they walked past. You're so stupid. That was the whole dream. No big climax. I just wanted you to know. I think you had a sexual dream about shriks.

Because I think, I think, no, let's break it down. You get rid of the Super Bowl, right? We don't know who won. We don't know why we were there. No. You get rid of how we were sitting in the lane. And the biggest takeaway from your story is the light skin brother walk past shirtless. And I think that was just personal pleasure.

But he had, you know, I think he has tattoos, but instead of the tattoos he has, it was like the, he took the arms from the rock and he had the Samoan tattoo. I don't think he's an islander. I don't think he is Tongan at all. I don't think he is the okay thing to say? Yeah, they're tonguing. Well, not all of them, but that is one of the, yeah. One of the, okay. It's one of the groups. Here we go. I think we need to contact them and be like, hey, you got a Samoan tattoo where you're shirtless and some grass. What's going on? What did you do to my friend? Why is he having sexual desires? about you. No, but the craziest part is I followed him on Instagram after he didn't follow back in like two hours I unfollow him. I got insecure. I was like oh he doesn't like me. I'm right here. You go at you. No, no. That's it. Now hear me out. What if he would have followed back? Would have made a trip to the UK. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, like I don't know what's going on. Everything happened. I tell you, and if you watch the documentary on episode two, that happened.

No, on episode one, I literally, I literally tell Kay, he can, we were having. No, it was episode two. Yeah, it was episode two. Episode two, the million dollar deal, it's available now on YSKAM plug. I tell him in the car, we're getting in this fight in the Uber, and Cam was mad that I cut him off or wasn't paying attention. It's because he does that. Yeah. You literally just worked out your head.

I lose interest. Okay, that's fine, but you can't, you can't deny it. Get better at talking. Your job's on a microphone. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. I was saying that we will soon be in the UK, right? Maybe, I don't know. We'll soon be in the UK. Maybe. I hope so. I hope so. Eventually. You know what, I'm going to stamp it. We'll be there. I just don't know when. But we'll be there eventually at some point. Yeah.

What if when we go there, Daddy takes care of Princess. Tries to link up the two light skins. Now, what you do with your time is up to you. Maybe. It's a little, maybe it's a little, a Swiss and bread. I'll do whatever you let's me. Whatever he lets me. Ah, no, not, you're taking that, like, physically. I'm just saying hang out, maybe, what do they do at there, a pint and some tea?

You know, it's pissing day for a pint in it. We go to foot. Go back to my flash, smoke of, oh. Wow, all right. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, but yeah, maybe we can, maybe we can, maybe we can, I just want to step so you can tell them how sexy is in person and say, hey, you didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed you. Yeah.

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God, no. Oh, God, no. No, I'd never put that out there. At least let me pick the picture. Certain angles, I mean, you add it's about eight to it. I mean, certain lighting. My God. No, not your camera roll.

I'm exposing you for the biggest, craziest thing you've ever said. You, my dear friend, have claimed. Good old fruit loops are different flavors. We're putting that to the test right now. You're going to taste them blindfolded, and you're going to fail in front of the world. I'm confident. Bring it to me.

I'd be glad. There's so many comments for how many. Blindfold. Okay. Fruit loops. Are you picking them or am I picking them? You can pick them? Yeah, you can pick them. I mean, who wore this?

That's got to be care of for my wife. I mean, that's got to be my wife. That's got to be my wife. Okay. That has been my wife. Okay, you want me to blind. Okay, you want me to blind taste fruit loops and tell you the color. Yes, sir.

Hey, it's easy. Yeah, no. Oh yeah, I bet it. Yeah, get nervous, ain't ya? Yeah, yeah, you dumb. I feel like my heart rate just spiked. Dude, because every- You know it's nonsense.

I can't do anything on the internet without people saying that this isn't true. But alright, here we go. Oh, okay. Oh, I gotta take my bifolcles off. Honestly, I could do it with my glasses off. God, they smell great. Yeah, you don't need them, idiot. You don't think it would smell great if they're all the same flavor, do you?

No, it's all one big, one big flavor of just a fruit. Fruit loops, loops and fruit. All right, blindfold's on. Excuse me, I mean, smoke a pack for you guys here? Okay, blindfold is on. Can if you touch me, don't touch me. I'm only going to be showing the camera, the fruit loop, and then placing it in your palm. Okay, show them too so they can see. That's what I'm doing. Here we go. All right, oh, God. All right. First one, people. I can't see anybody. Oh, this hurts my eyes. It's too tight. First one. Here we go. I mean, these feels small. You got pretty small.

You can give you the small ones? No, this is the travel, this is, this is, you know, natural, this is Gucci, this is regular. I can already tell. You cannot, okay, okay, what is it? What is it? You can tell, go. Oh my God, no, no, hey, hey, it's getting freaky.

This is turning into the weird. He has absolutely no clue. Blue. I got it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Let's keep us- I told you.

Let's keep it up. I told you. Okay, first off, there's six flavors. It's one out of six. It's not wicked, you didn't hit the mega millions. It's not wicked odds. Hold on, I gotta clean my palate. Dude.

What do I get if I win? Like, I deserve like $20 each color. You're not $20 each color. That's a strange chart. You're not getting anything if you win, and you're not gonna get it again. First off, it was, what was there, seven colors in your six colors?

Boohoo, you got luck. Wait, question, do y'all close y'all's eyes under blindfolds? Because I do. I do, too. I don't like the fabric on my eye sockets. Yeah, I don't like it either. All right, you know, hey, good old saying, Shaq made one. Here we go.

Hold that palm out. Second one. This is a doubler. Good morning, too. But this is the same color, correct? Same color. Okay. It's all one color.

I don't know. Oh, no, no, no. It's easy. Dude, I'm telling you. See, and then you do the tongue thing. Your tongue blasting it right after you snout it. Okay, so this is. Okay.

Okay, this is a science. When I do the smell, when I do the smell, that one had a higher pitch. That one had a higher pitch. It was more... A higher pitch of smell, this man just said. It was more, it's either, it's one of the bright colors. It's either, it's either, no, it no, I'm talking bright, bright, like, it's either green or... It's green or yellow.

It's yellow. Okay, no, this one is cheating. No, you're cheating. No, no, you're cheating. Get a second layer. Get some, get some, get some, go get a blanket. Get something. A blanket?

I'm not cold. Cover his head, he's cheating. Okay, you can give me another blindfold. We're gonna get, we're gonna get, okay. Give me another blindfold. I'm two for two. I'm two for two. Put this on.

I'm two for two. Why is no one excited? Because you're cheating. How? I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating. You're not two for two, you're two for two on cheats. They're one flavor, and you're looking.

No, no, no, put that other one real low. Yeah, put that real low. I can't do my, I got to lift it up for my smell. You can still, you can use the smell, but I don't want you seeing. Right here, are we confident? No, this is, I can't see shit. Okay, I kind of, I kind of trust it because I just had my fist an inch away from your face. No, I didn't see it.

I smelled something. Okay. You got dirty paws. Where's the mic? Okay, no, this is getting real. The mic's getting real. See, but I'm telling you, put it at home. If you want to do it, they have different smells.

If you go up into the nasal, the yellow one had a, had a sour smell. It's those that are sour. The other ones are more fruity. Bring me another one. Oh, my God. Don't give me that one. The one you're putting your nose.

No, I can, I, you literally sound like, you smell like a vacuum. How did you know I had it in my nose? Because you, you, you're cheating. You smell, you sounded like a vacuum cleaner. You're going, that is, that is, okay. But don't give me that one, or I'll kill you in your family.

I already threw on the ground, but I kind of, I'm still not a believer. I'm still not a believer. Give me another, give me one. Go on. Here we go. This is up next. Hold that little palm out.

Hold that little palm out. Hold that little palm out. Okay. Extend. Jesus. This one's spikier than the other ones. Oh, now it's spiky. I mean, you are absolutely inhaling them.

I genuinely do know this one. No, you know. No jokes like this. I know this. I do. No, I. It's orange. Okay.

No, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No, no, time out, time out, time out, time out. Time out, time out. Give me another one that was, that was spiky and it was false. I think you're, I think you're a little snotty. I think you like, something got in that mouth. I think my lips bleeding. I think my lips bleeding.

I think that has some blood in it. Give me another one. Next round we got this one right here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's see what you can do with that one, huh? Here you go, open your little hand. Weird hand off. Yeah, you were, you were unstretched.

Dude, it's in your nose. That's going half of it. Why are you putting it on the mic? Look down. Matter of fact, look down for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Why am I looking down? So you're not looking up and cheating. Look down. I can't see anything. I don't believe you. I'm telling you. So the left nostril I could tell it was a sour one. What? Okay. Is this a you, okay, but you can't trick me if it's the same color. If it's the same color as before, because it's a sour smell. It's not the same color. It's not the same color. It's not the same color. Then it's green.

Got it. I got it. Dude, this is... This is... Yes! I am cynical. I don't believe you. I don't know what to tell you.

I know, but I... It's a... It's a... It's not smell. You think I'm cheating still. I know you're cheating something. You have... Give me headphones.

Give me headphones. Give me headphones. What the f*** do you mean? Give me headphones. It's your sight I'm worried about. What is the cockatoo gonna speak to you? I don't want you seeing them. What are I putting you in handcuffs next? I don't want you. You don't need headphones. Give me headphones. So you can know I'm not cheap.

They brought me headphones. Pierce brought head. What do these even plug into? Peers? These are just naked headphones. Okay. Please my eyes are sweating. You want to play that game? Here, put those on. Yeah. Put those on. These are uncomfortable. We got you like a P.O.W. You're tasting. Okay. All right. Last one. Yep. Yep. No. I just spilt about 30. Okay, but now I don't really know what other colors are left. Can I get a multiple choice? What does that even mean?

I don't know how many colors are left. Oh, oh, oh, so you suddenly don't have powers anymore? No, it's not power. Wasn't the headphones, you little freak? No, I, no. Oh, now I'm playing games of odds. I got lucky the first couple times. Can you tell me what's left?

No, fuck you, Wonder Woman. Put your snout to the test. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, here we go. Round four. Can you see that? You'll see that?

Okay, there you go a little back. Ow. Get, oh, a little uppercut. It's darker. Trying to think of the dark colors. It's red. It's red. No, it's purple.

I mean. It's purple or red? No, shit, not like, what the fuck are you doing, though? Because there's, this isn't, I, I just have one. Yo! I told you! I told you! I told you.

I told you. I told you. I had one in my nose. I put it in my nostril and there's no difference. Wow. It's right. You just came back to life. Wow. It's right. You want to try? You try. You try. There's this isn't a real thing. I'm trying something that I don't believe. So it feels like to be converting. I'm going to try you. All right. It's going to be a lot easier than you think. It's going to be a lot easier to think. I'm going to give you one. All right. I'm shaking. Why are you shaking? I don't know. Here we go.

Now do the smell test and I told you. I mean you have a deviated septum, don't you? I think I might. Here we go. In there, in there, in there, more, more. Inhale it, there you go. Oh, I kind of chemically. Oh, God.

Here we go. Oh, I feel like I'm doing smelling salts again. Do you, but do you tell you, what call? Is it bright or dark? Is it bright or dark? It's kind of bright or dark. Right. Okay, come on.

If I had to say it's kind of bright. Come on. Bright, bright, bright. Think of it. Think of it. Give me your bright options. Give me your bright options. Right.

Okay. Off of that smell alone, yes. I'm thinking like the yellows, the red, like a yellow, red, an orange, greenish color. Okay, okay, okay.

I'll say what I can get rid of is purple and blue. This doesn't taste or smell like purple and blue. I told you. Okay. Let's go. Get your tongue, more tongue, more tongue. What do you mean more tongue? You gave me something the size of a...

Ooh. I was gonna say nickel, but that's too big, a penny. Come on, Cam. Can I get one more same flavor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same flavor. I'm not skilled in the dark arts like you. Here. Put that back in your nose though.

That's a big one. Oh, God. With that big your nose. Yep, and then lick it, lick it. Oh, I mean, that's almost Lysol. Come on, Cam. Okay, more tongue. You go immediately chilling you, Big Back.

You got it? Oh my God, that kind of screamed at me for whatever reason. What is it? What is it? Okay, now I'm also going to go on the record. If I get this right, I'm going to be equally as mad. Because now I'm not going to lie, my taste points right there. I pray to God I'm Ron.

That's dead orange. I hate you. I hate you. Google says they're the same flavor. Yeah, of course, it's propaganda. Let's go. No way. Let's go.

Let's go. At home, everybody try it. Oh, dude, I'm telling you. No, no, that was orange. It was orange. It's literally once you lose your sight, your nose goes up. Your ear, nose and throat are all connected. I think you converted me.

Come on. I go, I'm a martyr of my old fruit loops. How much of that, because you knew it was brighter, how much of that was a guest, though? No, I'm not going to lie. If I would have, if I would not have asked, it would have been a sole guest of those colors I said. Yeah, yeah.

Now, the weird thing is, is it definitely was, Like, I was getting like a... You're saying bright, I'm... My mind went to like warm. Which I guess is saying for bright, warm-ish colors. I was like, like, bright colors. Like it's a light, light color. Like the dark colors had a dark smell.

What, bro? Yeah. No, it's not gonna work with you if your eyes are exposed. Try it. It's not gonna work. And then put another one to your nose. I mean, seriously, I'm gonna like pine small, dude. I'm not kidding. It's just a clean floor with.

To everybody that didn't believe me, it happens every single time I have a hot, take or something on this podcast years later i prove it to be right years later i'm kind of i kind of had a good time because that like that was fun i felt included but i'm pissed because that actually was a thing i feel like i feel like the kid in middle school that got picked on and now i'm like 28 and i have a Lamborghini like that's all i feel right now dude every time i go out you're going to think fruit loops are a different flavor mom oh oh oh no that i'm i i'm baffled and you're out of breath You said Rockstar.

Holy shit. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Guess another L for Cam. Told you. I mean, I'm, I honest to God need you to try it at the house because I just did one and I got it right. And again, now this is, if there's 30 flavors, I'm back on my own boat.

I go, there's no way he's getting a lime indigo, lime violet, light green flavor. If you did that, I'm sending you to the CIA. Yeah. I mean, can I be honest, a large majority of that was a guess. I know, but the fact that you're even, like, the fact that there's a process of elimination is more than is pissing me up. 100%, there is a smell differentiation.

100%. So I'm able to knock out, like, either it's bright or dark. And then after that, it's God. That's my Lord's. God's on your side. I think I got a little high of proofs. Don't put them that far. No, I'm not going to, no, there's some weird,

there's some chemical and that's something. There's something in there, boy. All right, guys. I mean, I can never win. I can never see. surprise the man. I can never prank the man. I can never catch him off guard. I can't. It would have been a good time to prank me with hot sauce. Oh my God. But you're not built like that. See that? See that like that? The creative brain is too high over here. You can't do it.

I was thinking that the whole time. That's a large part while I was smelling him so much. I put wasabi on that. Oh my God. If I would put wasabi on it and you went like this and lined your nostril with wasabi. Hospital. You would have got up and punched Pierce listener in the mouth. I'm a drop kick them. All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to episode 2.0.4. I mean, for God's sake, I guess try it.

I guess I've been dismantled, prove wrong. They literally, I can taste the yellow when I put a handful in my mouth. Like, there's no way y'all can't taste that. I think, maybe it's the milk, because I'm not a goblin. I don't eat without milk. So maybe the milk makes it all one flavorly fruit masterpiece. I'm lactose and so are all my brothers. Oh, my God.

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all same flavor. You rat. I'm still not a believer, but... You just said you were a believer. I just saw it in front of me. I might have to be a believer. This is wicked. All right, guys, remember one, I took one,

I took one raise, so we get home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time. Oh, yeah, stepped up to the plate.