You Should Know Podcast - THE GENDER REVEAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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This is the Christmas episode. Your good karma has come for the audio listeners. I know sometimes whenever you put on your headphones and you're listening to the podcast every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, you hear things, but you don't know what's going on. your DMs and your questions and your requests have been answered

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We love you so much. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know podcast. We got co-host camp back in the studio. Oh, no. Here it goes again. Oh, I mean, it's just, at this point, I mean. I just, I don't know where that came across is a good idea.

It's literally visible for 10 seconds and all it does is, I mean, look at your, look at your pant leg. I mean, at this point, I don't know, okay. No, no, it's going too far. No, it's wet now. Now I'm wet. Now I'm wet. No, I'm wet. Pure chemical. And the only time I like being wet. It's taking off months of my life. Only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're, you're, what? Look at your beef jerky.

Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. I mean, oh, me, my jerky went to a fraternity party. Oh, it did. And just, like, slid on the bathroom. I mean, this is. It's snowing on that.

Oh, I mean, we're going to have a talk with our, with our, oh, my God. With our people back here. Oh, yeah. No, no more. No more. Christmas episode, that's your last little, that's your last gig. with the flocking. Hey. Merry Christmas to you.

Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, Judge, you hear that. Oh, Merry Christmas. Oh, Merry Christmas. You did that wrong.

Ooh, Merry Christmas to you. But can I be honest? Let's hear it. And audio listeners, this is the part where you take it off the audio, you look at the video that's now available on Spotify. Now available on Spotify. Same socks. Let's look at this right now.

My Christmas sweater, I have literally three. 3D printed reindeer, stuffed animals. Yes, sir. Going across almost like a satchel purse. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Then I got these little, these little, these little, these little, these little stickers. Little balls.

I mean, bells, I got bells. You have bells, multicolored balls. And I don't know if you've seen this. My sweater got a battery pack. Good job. Oh, my God. I mean, there's different settings, too. Quick light.

Slower lights Steel lights Oh no those aren't still Those are still dancing Oh Oh that's just like that Is that an eyesore if I keep this going That's it I think I like it

I think you like it I like it makes you sparkle Like the little diamond you are Thank you Now What the fuck happened to you? Yeah no No

Boom Yeah We hate cameras We hate cameras I heard that No no No no We got

I heard that That's the last They did it Under their legs, like, I can't hear it. Yeah, they were like this. I heard that. My parents are on the other side. Y'all can't see them, and they did support that.

They did, 100%. The first round, they went, no, we love Kim. They went, like, it's a catchy jingle. Hey, it's not for Christmas. Why aren't you dressed for Christmas? Now, are you not a Christmas guy? I'm very much a Christmas guy, but I, uh, it was one of those mornings, you know? I just, it slipped my mind.

I was getting ready. I said, I want to rock our merch. It's so comfy, so beautiful. You can't buy it anymore. Don't have to sell it. No, I know, but it's going to be hitting y'all's doorsteps or your mailboxes very soon. Okay. Or the Amazon locker if you stay in apartment living.

But, yeah, it just kind of slipped my head. I'm not going to lie. Now, the fact that the Christmas episode slipped my head, that is a demerit. And I will take that on the chin. Why is K. Lord, the Christmas episode is up there with the most important episodes we've ever done. That's very true. We've always dressed up. First year.

Always have. I don't remember what we, I was Santa. You were. I think it was a promiscuous Mrs. Claus. You were Mrs. Claus. The next year, we both were zils. Or zip up jingle bell trees. Trees.

And then this year, I mean, is that what happens we have a kid? The life just gets sucked out of you and all the joy. Well, the answer to that is absolutely. But as far as this, it was more just a mental, a mental, a little brain fart. Yeah, yeah. I know, I'm sorry, but I don't know what it got into me. I saw the sweater and I said, it is a week of Christmas, isn't it? That's so unfortunate.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm honestly, I've let the team down. But can I say the pants are somewhat, somewhat Christmas flavor. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. This is like a, what would you call this, a sage? I would say a mint. A mint, mint, mint, peppermint, pepper mint, pepper mint, Christmas season.

Make the food. Give it the season. Nen. What the fuck you call me? What did he just call me? Season in, season in, give it the food, give it the season. Now, Cam, how do you feel about Christmas now that you're a father? Are you excited?

Are you excited to give Malachi his first Christmas? I'm very excited. No, it's not. I think it is. There's a hint of realism, though. Oh, the Christmas for the babies. I thought you're calling my excitement. Well, no, I agree with you.

Yeah. It's absolutely pointless. There's no clue what's going on. He's not going to remember it. The only thing he can do is look at documentation. And that's the thing. So I know the argument is going to be like It's for pictures, it's for memories

We can look back on this and show you Fake it Set up a cool little scene Hey, AI is incredible now Like dude you had such a good first Chris We got you six real cars Like they're right under we had to sell them Times got hard but they were right here

AI is incredible That's what I'm saying Fake this shit I understand you love that That little long tongue So Salavik kid Like I know you love them I love him

But it's pointless It's honestly pointless to give him a good Christmas. Your son doesn't deserve a good Christmas at one years old. Well, okay, now he's deserving, but it just doesn't make too much sense fiscally or logically. Now, he's deserving. He's a good kid. He's a good little boys. He's a good little boy. He's got that fat little white gut on him.

He's a cute kid. He's a cute little kid. He's a cute little kid. He's a good kid. I don't know about that. I don't know either. Because you put him into public for the first time with other children. He literally beat up another kid.

So I don't know if he's a good kid. Love him still. That's that internal Kennedy aggression coming out. He just can't, he can't regulate it. it yet. Yeah. I hide behind my truth a lot and he just goes, I want that ball. He goes, give me that. No, okay, deserving, maybe, maybe not. But you cannot convince his mom whatsoever. I knew that was going to be the front line defense where we're not getting past it. Oh my God. I'm just cannon fodder. She is, she is the general. She's like, no, no, no. That ornament, it doesn't give Christmas.

He's not going to understand that one. Put that one lower. He can play with that one. And just because you're so stupid, go get him three more toys. And I go, yes, ma'am. I happen. And I'm off. More Okay, and now, since this is the Christmas episode, we should be honest with them, right? Let's do it. So your son's birthday, we were honest with them. You spent $2,000 on a balloon arts, right? I mean, and that's still, I mean, absolutely ridiculous. I did not spend $2,000 on a balloon arch.

I spent significant and stupid money on a balloon arch. Four figures. Four figures. Four figures. Yes or no? Yes, okay. So do you spend $2,000 on a bulletin arch for a birthday? No, sir. What's the budget for Christmas? Surprisingly, surprisingly, we got a lot of Christmas stuff on Black Friday. So save some money there.

And the toys, they might be expensive, like just singled out, oh, 40 here, 50 here. We did not get him a tonne though. I'm honestly proud of live. We got him maybe like legit six gifts. But it's also we have his, his birthdays a month. month later. So he's probably going to get another six or seven. And then my birthday is another six seven it is I mean we're just we're growing seven we're so grown like we like we're it's getting close to tax season we're six seven that is I mean that is an atrocity and the worst part is we're not gaining any cool points right now we're not gaining nothing. You look like you're trying to eat. the flesh of another being. It's the 6-7 monster.

Anytime that you say that, the 6-7 monster comes up. You created your own beast. You created the monster. He's born inside of me. I was born in the darkness. No, that's not okay. No, no, no, no, no.

We need to talk to Voldi. She needs to get... Oh, Voldi has no say-so over the 6-7 monster. She's absolutely, she has no say-so over that. No, okay, you know what? No, no, no, no. I don't even know what you were talking about. You're talking about how my son,

he always fat and he has a tongue in one tooth. But we're gonna go to you. This Christmas episode, I'm putting your ass to the fire. Okay. This man and Voldemore, if you don't know, Voldemore is my significant other. Voldemore is the significant other. This man has a tickle monster.

This man has a tickle monster with a significant other. And he goes, oh, who's going to come to get you? Oh, who is? Oh, it's a tickle monster. He's 26. He tickles, you know, tickles a significant other, in a voice, as if he was doing to my son, he goes, oh, oh, you know, oh, you had a good day, oh, who's that, who's coming to get? Yeah, that's funny, but I'd much rather that, you have to hide your snacks in the bathroom because you're not allowed to, you like, eat. Like, babe, I promise I'm doing the diet. You have to live, I'm trying.

Just go straight to it. You have snacks on your bathroom. There's only, there's one thing hidden right now. It's the Ferreira Rochay's inside of Santa's head. It's on the counter. They're chocolates. They're my chocolates. Her ass wanted jolly rancher flavored candy canes.

Can I, okay. This is another thing. It's the Christmas episode. Christmas hot take. Christmas hot take. If you're consuming a candy cane that's not peppermint, you are eight years old. You have to be eight years old.

Your mindset's eight year old. My wife, grown wife, got green apple, grape and strawberry flavored candy canes. I didn't know that they made multiple. I've never had that. Because you're a normal person? And I just, can I say Christmas hot take? Let's just do Christmas hot takes.

Oh, no, that's not Patreon. Christmas hot take, candy canes aren't good. Candy canes suck. Candy canes are more of a jaw workout than a flavorable dessert. It's like you're buying a first class ticket to the dentist. When you purchase a candy cane. It's just like sharp as hell. It's sweet.

It's not the best. Like, what do you do with the candy can? This is what I do with the candy cane. I'll shove that, hang out, all right? I'm deep there. I'm tickling the back of the throat, a little bit of practice. Remember college? Hitting that little punching bag with that candy cane.

So I get it in there. I'm grabbing the hook part like this, and I'm shoving in. Like that, right there, right? Like I'm at the doctor. Right? And they're saying, let me see that thing, right? Or at your house. And so I put it in, and I suck a couple times, right?

to get the initial flavor off, I'm sucking and twisting it. And then at the point, at the point to where it turns into almost like a lip gloss. Oh, you know that feeling? When you twist the candy cane and the flavor gets on your lips to like a coat, at that point I'm done with it. Your father is behind the camera. And he was watching you go, oh yeah, I'm sitting there slipping and sliding, and twisted and sucking it and I just quickly glanced I went and your dad was like this

he was like he said you know I suck and twisted slive it's a it's a little lip gloss right there and you know then I'm done with him your dad just went but you don't know what I'm saying that's what I you're getting more Christmas hot take no but on the candy can't oh I got some but on the candy canes I used to grab the hook I'd hook my lip quickly pretend I was a fish that was caught and then just bite down. That's why I never liked him though, because I went straight to biting. I was never good with mints. I had no

patience. I had no patience. I put a mint in my mouth and I was just going to town. It's like you got a savory. You're not a savory guy. You're not a for-play bandit. I'm not. You're like, let's get to the... I go, this is a race. You try to win as quick as you can. I said, come on. They don't need to warm up. Don't put your feet in the slots. Just blow that

gun. Let's get to the finish line. Come on. Come on. Get the engine revving. Hurry on what to do. What are some more Christmas hot takes you have? Because I got a couple. Okay, Christmas hot takes. When your stockings consist of only food,

that's a shodding. I'm just going to put that out of there. If it's a bag of candy, this is not Halloween 2.0. This is not Halloween 2.0. Throw a little mini-deodorant in there. Your kid probably stinks. Throw 10 bucks of little scratch-offs in there.

No. Put something of meaningful value. That's what I'm saying. You can have 99% of the stocking, be candy or food. No, no. The only thing that makes a Christmas stocking a stocking is if there's a lottery ticket in there. A scratch-off. That's the only thing.

Gotta be a scratch-off in there. I got, dude, my parents, one year I won $20. Yeah. And I literally said, oh, my God, $20,000. And I started screaming and running around. Yeah. And they just let me go with it for like a day. Yeah.

And they're like, bud, it's $20. And I literally cried. Yeah, I almost made me. I almost made my dad cry. We got him one of those prank lottery tickets. Oh, God. And now, I've seen my dad happy before. Like, and, you know, I'm pretty sure he lived a pretty solid life.

We mean, we had a good upbringing. I thought he loved me. I mean, when he saw the amount of money on that lottery. How much was the prank? What was it? Like, $10,000? It was like $10,000. He's scratched.

He goes, who, who, who, who, who? Who! He said, oh, oh my God. Holy shit. Hold on my shoulder. So he goes, oh, oh. He goes, look at it. Look at it.

Man, look at this. Man, look at it. Look at it. He said, tell me, my glasses. Tell me I'm not reading this right. Look. Oh, look at. Dude, smile as big as you ever seen.

The biggest smile ever. Oh, that's. In my heart, I was like, this joke has gone too far. Oh, yeah. Right? And we got to put it down soft. And now, I knew that there. marriage was solid it was on the rocks that day i mean when he's whenever my mom told him mark it's

a fake lottery ticket it was either he's going to end up in prison or it's a divorce happening likely he walked away that's you know what i mean it was it was a scary christmas man i'm going to do some pull-ups man he's on the tree just yeah refing him uh my christmas hot take is my christmas hot take my christmas dinners and christmas food is honestly It's the same with the stocking for me. I don't want Thanksgiving, too. Thanksgiving, too, with not as much effort. Not as much effort.

Not as much seasoning. No. And it's kind of just thrown together. Oh, you know, I want another ham? No. Yes. I don't want a ham. I want Jersey mics.

Yes, exactly. I want a ham again. I don't, and, and it's like, why is it the same food? Why isn't, why didn't Christmas? I mean, Jesus is important. We all agree. Why?

We should give him a gutter. It's his own meal. Let's eat gnawn and wine. Let's just do that. Like, we can get really into character. Like, we don't need another turkey and ham and dressing and green bean castle. I don't need that again. I already had it for four days last month. I'm not doing it again. I agree. It's stupid. You know, my grandma, rest in peace, right? Cancer, got her. You know, and I'm sorry. You know, that's his mother over there. I mean, normally these jokes happen through the internet, and now he's right there. It's a little harder. she died of a sphere of cancer and so but um man yeah your battery pack check it real quick

but take two we used to do christmas eve over at her house now that was a religious woman right you know prayed and that the whole thing right who who was that prayed to the whole she prayed that the whole thing she had the nativity scenes there we go but the in the old ones too the ones made out of wood now I think she was trying to instill good values onto her grandchildren. She loved us, right? It worked. I go, you are a wretched man.

I'm just kidding. And so, and so I remember going over there for Christmas Eve, right? Okay. As a kid. And this is when she was devout and really super into it. And I don't know for you non-religious people, but there is like a body of Christ. Yes. Which is normally presented in a wafer.

Yes. And then there's the blood, which is normally presented in a wine or a juice. Yes, yes, sir. Right. And so as a kid, I didn't, I was aware of what was going on, but at the same time, I'm growing. I was hungry. And so she would give us this, and I remember complaining. I was like, can Jesus be a little bigger so I can eat more?

I ended up eating two and a half Jesus Christ that Christmas. And honestly, I think that's a first-class ticket straight to the pearly gates. I mean, I have two and a half Jesus is in me because of Memo. Shout out of Memo. Shut up, Emil. No other food either. It was strictly these little wafer things. You know how many wafers you have to eat to get full?

I mean, I mean a village of Jesus. I mean so much blood. I am Jesus' personal vampire. That's how much of blood. I'll forsake what he says. This episode is brought to you by Fium. If you're part of the 50% of people who attempt to quit vaping each year, you need to equip yourself with the right tools for the job.

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One time in high school with my friends simply because I wanted to see what it was about, I went to a Catholic Mass at 4.30 in the morning on a Wednesday. And they were doing, they were also, um, kneeling and standing. A lot of, a lot of knees. Yeah. I mean, they have knee cushions. They're connected. I'm dead serious. On the back of the pews. It comes out like a little rollaway gate. Like you just sit there and you, and it's like time to go and you go, all right, and you dropped it. I swear. And I was like, wow. I'm so excited for the comments. I was like, it's a lot of knee work. I was like, we're here for a while. Oh, so many jokes I get here. Please don't.

I won't. This is good talk. Anyway, they were having... God bless. So I didn't know they had it, I guess, every time. I know if it was in every Wednesday thing or maybe I just showed up on the right day. Yeah, yeah. But they were also giving communion.

I went, yeah. Your favorite activity. And he looked at me and he said, no, no, you can't go unless you're believer. I said, well, I am, though. And they're like, I wouldn't go up there. And I went, but then it looks like I'm a non-believer. And I want to stand firm in my faith. I want to walk by faith.

Right, right. So I go up there. And I took a little wafer, right? And then I took about one and a half fluid ounce shot of like a pino gruzeo. It was real wine. Yeah. I said, this is not Welch's. I said, what is this?

And then I go to school afterwards, and let's just say I was a little lightheaded. You said, you got hung over? I'm sitting there. I said, oh, I do know what X is. I said, this all makes sense now. I was like, I went, and the priest went, God bless you. You would let me teach this class. I said, you sit down, hag.

I said, if you take guys, the X, you're focusing too much on the. X, just look at the X. It was crazy. It was a crazy time. Yeah, that's Christmas hot takes, man. I mean, there's a special time, man. I got another one. I'm so sorry. Go ahead. No, I love it. Christmas hot take. Yeah, yeah. If you open up a gift on Christmas Eve, you lack patience. I mean, I mean, I thought I knew my employees. I didn't know. Let's just say this. Hey, hey, wait till the morning. No, no.

No, no. You don't go to people's door knocking for candy on October 30th. You don't eat Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday night. You wait till the day. I like this debate because you're completely wrong. No, I'm completely right. Oh, oh, y'all, y'all just, y'all just biting at the, oh, you're just inching to get your gifts here. Open one, sweetie.

We'll do, we'll do team pajamas. No. We're going, we're going to do family pajamas. At that point, why you let them open a gift? If it's a predetermined gift and it's clothing that you're going to wear tomorrow morning? You're making assumptions about people's Christmas Eve. No, it's not assumptions. That's hard-based evidence, it's facts.

Your first thing you said is you don't knock and trick-or-treat on the day before Halloween. You don't. Go on the calendar on October 30th. Does it say Halloween Eve? No. Exactly. It's not a holiday. You know what is a holiday on the 24th?

Christmas Eve, right? It's a holiday for a reason. What's the reason? It's the Eve. The Eve. Of what? Christmas. Okay.

And then what? happens on Christmas? It's Christmas Day. And that's when you do what? Celebrate Jesus in his birth. And the new money-grabbing technique of the world? Open presents. Okay. On Christmas, right? I don't know, maybe. Well, it depends on your economic status growing up, right? Because Christmas Eve, I got gifts from, you were impatient. No, no. I got, it was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household, right? So we would go over to Mimaz's house. That's when I ate three gonna have jesus whenever i went and i was stuffed off jesus i went and then so my grandma my aunt my grandpa that's it you know earl what was this name

earl with his guitar here you go my grandma my grandpa paul paul i think there's an earl in there they might be the same guy i said i don't know what about a I saw Paul the other day. I saw Paul. You saw Paul? Paul just showed up to the house. What? Not my house, their house. I was at their house. Paul just showed up. Cool guy. Cool guy. Really quick interaction. Is Paul hanging good? He's doing good? I don't know. It seems so. Oh. Wow. Now, Paul wasn't the love with the guitars, right? Or it was Earl. No, no. That was Earl. And Earl is... No. I'm getting head nuts. I don't know who these people are. Okay. Well, just... No, no. One of them has a guitar collection. You're waiting on their death.

That's all I remember. Well, is that your brother? And he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, oh, so Paul did. So Paul did not show up to your door. No, no, well, he's passed, and he did, and he had the guitars. So I- The ghost of Paul came to your door when you were down there. No, his son, his son.

He has a son named Paul. That would be Paul, Judy. Paul, you need to say, Jr., you said Paul came and rang that doorbell. We call him Paul. And then she said Paul's, Paul's gone. Paul is gone, recently gone. So you can't get on to me for thinking the ghost of Paul rang the doorbell. I'm not sure who Earl is either.

Who is Earl? Who is Earl? Paul's grandson. Which Paul? Which Paul? Paul Sr. So Paul Sr. So Paul Sr. has a grandson name.

I mean, when are we naming these kids? It's 2026. His name's Earl. Well, he's like 50, 60, is he? Oh, wait. He's 16? He's a grandbaby? When Paul lived to 140?

What is happening? Holy shit. So is Paul Jr. 90 right now? How old's Paul Jr.? Paul Jr's like, what, 35, 40? Paul Jr's 40 and his son's 60. No. No, Paul Jr.'s like 14.

You just said Earl was 50. No, that's Paul Sr.'s grandson. Which would mean it's Paul Jr.'s son! For it to be Paul Sr.'s grandson, that means skip a line. So he, Paul's, Paul, Paul gave, Paul gave birth to Paul. Yeah. That Paul gave birth to Earl. No. No, no, no, no, you listen, how the hell is the middle Paul 30 and his son is 60? No, so her brother, Paul senior. Yes, yes. Paul senior gave birth to Paul Jr. to Paul Jr. Earl. No, and, and my mom. Wait. Paul has a sister. Your mom's brothers are dead. You just said Paul. You just said Paul

seniors are brothers and they had that he was gave birth to your mom i mean they're so there's so there's some twisted this family i know that they're related too so something got up something got up in the slavery times okay hold on no no let's actually get to the bottom no i know paul senior i want to keep the war going i kind of don't want to figure it out i kind of just i kind of just want to let life happen and then one day i get stopped in the stream be like hey i'm earl senior and i'm like What the fuck is going on, man? Okay, but back to Christmas Eve. I don't even know if you can be talking about Christmas.

But Christmas Eve, definitely you should get gifts. No, you should not. What do you do on Christmas Eve? You do nothing. You just get excited. You watch Elf. You turn on the lights. Oh my gosh.

One more sleep. Are you excited? You're ready? Yeah. All right. Good night. Love you. Make sure.

You got to stay in your room. Got to be all quiet for old Sannie Claus, old St. Nick. Okay. That's as a kid. What do you think? I have more anticipation. I can't wait even further when I'm an adult. That's when you know things.

No. Ah, no one's coming through my chimney. Okay, but go to bed. Tell me what makes more sense. Yours or mine. Yours, Christmas Eve, you're sitting at home, nothing special, you're playing the game, whatever you're doing, right? That's what you do. That's what you do on Christmas Eve.

Yeah, just in there. On my Christmas Eve, this is what I do. I wake up. Then I go to drive. I spend time with my family. We, I spend time with my family. I spend time with my family. We, I spend time with my family.

family, then we get dressed, and then we go to Memo's house, where we did before the cancer. That's fantastic. And so we went to Memo's house. Yes. Shelly would be there. Shelly. Shelly. Willie.

So there'd be my aunt, my... Paul, Paul, Earl, Shelley, Willie. So it would be my aunt, my grandma, my grandpa, and then us. Right? That's family. And then we would show up, exactly. And so we go to their house, we hug, we hug, we We eat. We do gifts. They're gifts. The gifts they give us, the gifts we give them, because we're not seeing you on Christmas.

That's our time. Yes, that's a black time. That's, that's black time. Yes, so the white folks stay over there. White folk get Christmas Eve. Black people get Christmas. That's fine. And if you have split households or that, that is a family ordinance that y'all, that y'all made covenant. I understand that. That's fine. And that makes more sense of just sitting at home. I'm talking about the people that are in their home that because they're, oh, I just can't wait tomorrow's Christmas. Oh, go ahead. Johnny, get you one. Oh, go get you one, boy. Open one, boy. Those people suck.

Well, how does that work? Because Santa's not even there yet. They're not opening a Santa gift. It's mom and dad going, oh, oh, you want that bubba and get it. That's how the world works. You want it. I'll just hand it to you for the rest of the time. It's not how the world works, Johnny.

You wait until Christmas. That's what I'm saying. No, she's not. No, she's not. When Malachi is young and he's talking, he's like, Mommy, I want it. She's going to be like, yeah, whatever the fuck went. And that's when I go, no, boy, take your ass up to that. Trent boy, you go to sleep now.

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Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So that means, you know, in YSK fashion, no. You know what that means? No, sir. Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's time. That was a loose speeder.

Like, you know, this. Oh, CJ, speed this up. Just off a visual, that shirt looks too small. Yeah, it feels like it is. You know what time it is? Why? Oh, that's not a why. That's just the fur.

I thought he said he had a haircut this morning. He canceled it. It was too early. Oh, you know what time it is? It's time for... No, it's okay. No, it's okay. I don't want that right there.

It needs to go up though. No, I don't want it. If you're gonna do character, you gotta go full character. You gotta go full character. And fix your ear, fix your ear too. You gotta go full character. No, look, now lower. Now lower.

Oh! You know what time it is. It's time for CEO Santa. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, Santa, you don't have a mouth or a fade. There we go. Oh. Oh.

Oh. There we go. Hey, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh, it's time for CEO Santa! CEO Santa!

But you know, you know what CEO Santa needs. He needs his Mrs. Claus! Woo! Where's... And Santa got Mrs. Claus something sexy to wear this Christmas. It's behind your chair! your chair. Santa got Mrs. Claus a cute little outfit. Go get, yeah, yeah. Oh, Mr. Claus has an extra reindeer. Yeah. CEO Santa's got you a gift to put on if you want your gifts. Hold it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about you go behind that curtain?

Yeah, go buy that curtain and get dressed for CEO Santa. Oh, Mrs. Claus, come show Santa your sexy outfit. Oh, oh, wow. Come on. Oh, oh, Mrs. Claus. Oh, Mrs. Claus. So, though. Oh, oh, Mrs. Claus.

That's a lot of ass. Sit, Mr. Klaus. Wow. CEO of Santa. Ooh, Mrs. Claus, whenever we go deliver gifts, the first place we're visiting is Pound Town.

Don't start with me. Don't get us demonetized, Mrs. Claus. Hope you like a girl with some hair. Hope that doesn't. That doesn't give... Mrs. Clause. Yeah. Yes.

You kind of look like Ed Gein. There's the reason my hands are primarily going to stay right here, too. It's okay. Well, CEO, Santa, every year, likes to get his little pretty Mrs. Claus a date. nice little gift because you take care of Mr. Clause all the time. You clean him off. I mean, you don't leave no seconds now, do you, lady? You make sure I'm ready to get on that sleigh.

Yeah, those sparkles are really doing something to CEO Santa. I'm sorry about the little chest hair too. I would have tidied up if I knew we were going on a podcast. Now, CEOs. Why don't I become southern molasses? CEO Santa got you a gift. Are you ready? Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Get... CEO Santa Rapped it himself. I go, now why can I tell you wrapped it myself? You can tell I wrapped up myself? I go, honey, I see half the gift.

Okay, you didn't wrap it good at all. But it's okay, you're not supposed to wrap. You're supposed to drop down, eat some cookies, get some carrots so rude off. This isn't a good wrap. No, I mean, I can literally see half. It's a black and white box and there's red paper. Take it, it's so heavy.

There you go. Okay. Merry Christmas, Cam. One out of ten. What do you think the wrapping is? Let's see. We got majority of the... CEO, Santa covered the important parts.

We got a majority of the surface area. I'll give it a five. I'll give it a five. Okay. But for my boo-boo, it's ten. Okay. It's ten. You can take care of Santa later.

Don't show them. Mary Drive permission to open it Well, CEO Santa wants to get the clip So CEO Sanda needs you to point that at the camera

Okay Maybe flip it I can't tell what's Oh okay Oh Marco Okay I'm gonna open it To them first

Merry Christmas Matt thank you buddy You did you always You don't have to do this I told you I literally don't You're not I literally don't know

I was it Hey, holy shit. Oh, bro, what? Why? Because I know you're trying to lose weight and it's a really hard time for you. And so, I know it's so hard and whatever I can do to make the workout process easier.

You said you like gripping on to that little extra. CEO's Santa's not to get attracted to Mrs. Claus anymore. This is not what Mr. Claus signed up for at the beginning of the relationship. Oh, thank you, honey, boo-boo. Oh, bro, seriously, what? Yeah, sir. How did you, did you? Okay, I'm gonna cut the southern molasses clause.

Did you ask Liv? No, I asked. Yes, somebody. God, Kirob listens. What a good, y'all are, this is, bro, this is too much. Yes. Oh, it was way too much. Oh, I know, that's what I'm saying.

This is too much. I went in there with confidence left a little sad. This is so lit though. Oh my god. CEO Santa gets free use of it at the house. Yeah, you do. Whenever CEO Santa comes over and sees a little dog nephew, you can go ahead and strap on in.

Bro. Merry Christmas. Thank you. Come on. Bring it in. Yes. Oh, oh! Oh, Santa needs a hug. Oh, no.

No, sit down. No. Oh. No! No! Oh! Thank you. Oh!

This is disgusting. Oh, he's not by the . That's his hand. Oh, Oh, Oh, but CEO Santa has other little elves too. Oh, yes, he does. See, Santa has gifts for the two of you.

Oh. Yes, CEO Santa. Oh. Oh, Santa. Oh, CEO Santa is rich. Oh, man. So CEO's Santa's sake, it's Louis. You hear, see, oh, Santa's a prick.

Bro, no way. So, oh. Why do you always? Ooh, Santa's mistress didn't put name for it. Oh, that means Santa didn't really buy the gifts. He doesn't even know what it is, boys. Oh, no, Santa's gifts for you two. They're very comparable in size.

Um, no, no. Should they bring them here? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. You scoot over. I'll move. You tell me.

You little freckled elf. Come to the seat. Sit right here, baby boy. I mean, he moves slower than piss. Here you go. I don't know if you celebrate or not, but you like gifts. Here you go. Santa's heard that you are on a fitness journey.

journey. I am. I am. And so you can, Santa gave you a gadget for you to, for you to get to a way to do something with those. I don't know what that. Come here. Show the viewers. Oh it's like, there you go. It's going to watch. I'm in the camera. You can track all your things at the gym. Get off of CEO Santa set. now we got big dog elf there we go CEO Santa got you a little something I'm genuinely concerned because I'm gonna put CEO Santa on blast I picked out everyone's gift

yeah he did help he did help I think everybody's gift out so I have no idea what I actually am kidding right now you picked your own no no that's why I'm concerned Here we go. I know everybody else's would be a decent gift. I don't know what I'm receiving. I bet it's far. Oh, you're kidding.

C-O-Santa, listen. Okay, dog. All right, my man. That's crazy, too, because I set out one of these literally yesterday. I got you. No problem, buddy. And Cio Santa knows you like to be outside, so they transition to sunglasses. So they're, now you can be a nice.

You can be like a little freckled elf boy, too. He always wears the sunnies inside. And I hope everything is good and worked because CEO Santa lost all the receipts. So if your product's broken, fuck you. Oh. Hey, hey, come on, boys. Little elves, I know you worked hard,

but let's give one more round of applause. See ya, Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Shake that Santa. That's my Santa.

Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Huh.

Go Santa. Oh. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa.

Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go Santa. Go set, go, be safe, Santa. Be safe Santa.

Be safe Santa. I'll take care of you now. I see what you went for there. See, you know, Santa's not 21 anymore. See, no, no, he's not. Loose speeder underneath. Diet's been doing numbers, boy. No.

Baltimore, we were, I was walking around the house. and my drawings, and she was like, how is it possible to sag in underwear? Like, my underwear is halfway off my rump. Oh, God Almighty. Oh, wait. CEO Santa didn't forget about the remote worker out. So you'll see this when you edit this. It's okay.

Come upstairs and say hello. Come get some water. CEO Santa heard that you wanted to go to a new gym. So CEO Santa's going to pay for the whole year at that new. Jim. Hey. It's fire. Yeah. Fire. Fire. See, Sen, there's a great helper. A great lead out. Head elf. Oh, Santa. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Santa. You always do this. You're a, you're a fantastic and a very loving leader, and we appreciate you, Santa. And your, your gift, you're, like, now, like I said, I don't believe, patience. I don't believe in doing that early. So you're going to get yours on the 25th,

all right? I won't be here. I won't be here the 25th. Okay. I'm gonna give it to you prior to the 25th. You're gonna open it on the 25th. There we go, yes. Oh, oh, oh, CEO Santa forgot to mention everybody's check might look a little different because of the kids. He said the lower different. He said, everybody's saying, might be little different.

Hey, okay, all jokes aside, thank you very much, Pete. That was very thoughtful. Fantastic gifts, too. even if you had help picking them out fantastic gifts one more round of applause you know what initially i was going to do i will document i will document his gift giving as well you know what initially i was going to do is i was going to i went to like four different trading card places to get exclusive packs of yugio they were like we don't have that they go do you need help yeah they're like maybe Pokemon like a big market yeah and i was like oh i don't know and then so

I called Robbie. Yes. The fact that you remembered that is honestly. You know what I was worried about? Even when you were opening it, I was like, because I could have sworn you had that already. No, I was going to buy it multiple times. Yeah, multiple times.

Oh, literally. Like, brother, that might be the gift I get myself this year. Yeah. Because that is expensive. Thank you. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You go, oh, oh. No, I know. That's why I was like, no way. Oh. Good man. Cleand got a lot of Texas weekend. I was like, hey, did you just, you spent a couple hundred on some Yu-Gi-o? Yeah, yeah, no, we'll go talk to you tomorrow.

Yeah, I was, and then now my 4-U page on TikTok is Yu-Gi-O box openings, and I'm like, I might block cam. Like, I don't like, this is, it's not what I signed up for, trying to be nice. You didn't sign up for it, but you rekindled it. You rekindled it. Hey, Robbie, hey, Robbie, we're going to wait till the end to play with the gifts. Robbie is that kid, isn't it? He's literally down on the app. right now. He's downloading the app right now.

Open it. We turn to look at Pierce. Pierce's like, holy f*** this thing's cool. You see Pierce like running around? He's like, oh my God, it gets every step. Yeah. Okay. You rekindled that flame for me. Did I tell you the story about spending your adult money on kids?

We were at your house and you literally say, hey, watch this. In a $200 remote control car came around the corner. And I went, bro, that's sick, but why'd you get that? And you literally look to me with complete seriousness. And you went, I'm a grown-ass man, I can get whatever I want. And I went, God, isn't that the truth? And I just went back home. And I went, I was like, I used to love this.

Now I have my own money that I can spend on whatever. I'm going to re-get in that hobby. It's been fun. It's the best. It really is. It's like a new sense of your youth. It goes downhill from there, though, bro. It's like...

Oh, no, and it becomes obsession. It starts to become, like, anything, like, you thought of as a kid. Like, I ordered a fushigi the other day. Like, you know, the magical ball? I know it's a scam, but I always wanted it on the commercial. I want to do the scam. And zoo pals, the plates, remember? Because I remember...

Oh, God, they're still in business? Yes, where they're at Walmart. Holy shit. Because I remember as a kid, they would play the commercial... Oh, like, zoos pals. And they would say, like, 1299 for $4. four plates. And I'd be like, mom, I want some Zup house. You know what the fuck?

Yeah, man. Well, shut your stupid. 1299 for four plates. I said, that's fair. And so now I saw him in the story and I was like, holy shit. So even like in my house, there's Zoup house. And that's crazy. And I've always been into like statues and like weird like art.

I bought a fries. Yeah. Like that's fire. Like in a hundred feet. Stupid. I mean, it's dumb. But like it's cool. It's real.

And it makes you feel good. That's the main thing. Happiness is priceless. Happiness is priceless, but I want to ask if something does have a price on it. Okay. Is there any amount of money, like realistically, not like an astronomic, but is there any amount of money on this earth that would get you to stop speaking to me forever? Tax free, cash.

Whoa. I go, whoa. You live your life however you want it. You cannot text, talk to, or interact with Payton Hardin. Would you do it? For how much money? now the crazy part is I know your number

not only are you going to say yes it's going to be so low it's going to be so disrespectfully low I would say I could go both routes my heart says no I would never take that

so I love you and I want to be I want the relationship with you now my my other heart the business heart and you're creeping into it says take a ton of money

split it with me and then let bygones be bygones so I'm going to go with my heart heart though. I'm gonna say no. I'd rather have you and everything we have together in our synchronosity than money. I remember I used to be like you. I really did used to be that pure and be like, you know, there's value in relationships and love. But then I realize how the world works. And I was like, I don't want to stress about anything anymore. If that comes at the cost of

hippie, Sianara, how much, how much? And it bet, no, you know, now before you answer this, If it is, if it is egregiously disrespectful Then we have to, we need to have like a Go on like a three-day sabbatical You got to think about it like this You got to think about it like this A guy just comes up to you

I didn't plan on this It's not like I get to sit down to think A guy comes up to me right? Cold hard cash Non-taxable 50 million 50 million 50 million I would

I might I might I mean, I mean, honestly, I mean, honestly. You want to know the difference in our hearts? Yeah. I said it couldn't be anything lower than a billion in my mind. Really? That's crazy.

So someone comes up with you $900 million cash. You're... $900 million cash. And they said, just don't talk to Payton. No, because I need at least a billion so we can split it $500,500. No, with the split is not options. It's all yours. It's all mine, so I can do whatever I want.

But if you, if we find out you did, that would be an inter- with Payton. Transferring money is an interaction. No, it wouldn't. It's my fucking scenario. Oh, dude, that made me mad. Oh, dude, that made me mad. Oh, dude, that made me mad.

That's my scenario. I would just send 500 M's to the studio account. Then I'm done. That's no interaction with you. But if that's against the code, then I would not take any sort of money. Wow. I would not take any sort of money. I mean, you are.

You said 50 million. It doesn't mean. I don't get from it. No. You get to know that your best friend that you love so much is so well off. Wow. Wow. I'm so happy for him.

I wonder what island he just bought. You want to know the worst part about that whole thing. The worst part. If you got 50 million, you're never working a day, the rest of your life. No. But because of the clause, I can't even get all the logins to everything to keep the ship running. I am stranded. I have gone.

I'm done. Start from news. I go, hell, I got like six out of ten. Those other four I don't. I need those four. I need those logins. And then I'm just done. I'm cook.

You can start like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what happened. Like, don't trust loyalty studios. And then you're, and then, oh my God. Wait, so do I, in this scenario, do I still know you exist? No, everything's like, or you just simply cannot interact or speak to me or talk to me. So I'm going to see your posts of you in like Barbados.

Oh, no, no, no, Cam. If I get that much money, people are going to think I died. I'm not having social. I'm not talking. I might not talk to them to. I swear to God, if I get, if I get 50, or wait, what did I say? You said 50 million dollars. I mean, Pierce would have to put lost and found pictures up for me, like,

like please find Peyton. I'm not talking to anybody. Okay, what if right now, this was a super planted in your subconscious? And I go, well, you know, we really pulled together as a company and we wanted to say thank you to CEO Santa. Here's 50 million cash. I had it in a crate right here. What would you do? Honest reaction.

I'd be like. Right now in the middle of recording. Genuinely, I would not believe that it's real money. But what if, like, what if like a... Hey, we could not come up with money. No, I mean, that is a fact. We absolutely can't. If y'all came up with $50 million, I'd be like, what happened?

Let's say someone is around the corner, and they come around and they're like a world-renowned banker and they have the certificate, and it's all real, no fake dollars, nothing. Yeah, like Warren Buffett. Yeah, sure. Is that a rich guy? Sure.

Even better yet, to make it more realistic. Let's say it's Elon, and he just had a... It was a giveaway, and we were the winner, and we gave it to you. That's a crazy giveaway. Yeah, it's $50 million. It was a tax. Tax purposes. Yeah.

I have to give away $50 million right now. And so, but I knew it came from a rich person. And this was a part of the scenario. And I go, right now, put your money where you're mouth this. You have to take this. And you can never speak, see, interact with me, my son. You can never hug me. You can never grab that white haunch on the back end to me ever again.

Oh, dude. I would cry for about four days. And then I'd enjoy that. In Mali. And I'd look up and be like, wow, there really are stars on the roof of this car. Oh, wow. This is nice. Man, I wonder what public school Malikai is in.

I don't know, man. This is nice, huh? I would probably take the whole drive home like this. Yeah. He actually did it. He actually took it. He didn't blame you, though, could you? Brother, we are the company already won the 50.

Oh, the company won it? Yeah, we won the Elon. It is, but we won the Elon giveaway. Yeah. We could have dispersed the 50. We could have just banked the 50. Oh, if we can to smirking it. Oh, but you got that situation and you took it.

Yeah, I break it all off 10. Thousand. Split it evenly? Take it can't talk to anybody ever again. Oh, taking can't talk anybody ever again. That's true. Okay, okay. That's unfair that I split it.

Now this, now this, now this is a true. Yeah. Is he an ass or is he? We split it. 50 50 55 goes to you the other 25 is dispersed evenly or you get all 50 I don't want it to be 25 25 25 I want it to be like 45 15 we're either splitting 50 50 50 and then our 50 gets dispersed or you get all 50 million 45 15 right is 50 45 and 15 is 60% that's 60 million

yeah now that words no wait who's getting split Between? Oh, then all three y'all? And, and C. No. Okay, oh, you know what? Oh my, okay, this is the last straw, this is last straw. No.

40 M's, go to you. $40 million. Out of the 50? Yeah, yeah. 2.5, 2.5, 2.5, 2.5, 2.5. I would want you to get more. Well, there we go. 2.6.

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What's up, man? And this might seem like a little backhanded, because you just did something so gracious, so loving. But it is the Christmas episode. It is Christmas season. So you're going to do some Christmas riddles. We got to do some Christmas riddles. And see, that's why I don't, that's why,

that's why if I got a $100 million, I'm not talking to you. You can't deter me from my, playing just like I said what if I was like oh no no gifts no gifts nope you had that we have some riddles locked and loaded and I'm starting to not look forward to holidays because every time there's a holiday I get a riddle I don't like this all right let's go it's like save just different holiday yeah let's go all right all right do you all believe in me let's get a come on let's get a here we go let's go Santa you can do it you can do it Commence.

Let's do it. Johnny's lineage goes back 300 centuries. Black or white? Black or white? Where was he at? What side of history was he on? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Here we go. Here we go. A child gets 12 gifts. Each one placed under the tree on a day matching... First of all, that. Okay. No, did you see how quick you ran to go get a whiteboard? No, that's messed up.

Now, that's messed up. I mean, there was absolutely no. belief. As soon as he heard a number. I said, Johnny's got 12. Pierce said, no worries. It is over there. It is. Actually, I put it over there. So, no, I put it by the clothes over there somewhere. Anyway, I can get this in my head, believe in me. Oh, no. Here we go. A child gets 12 gifts. Each one placed under the tree on a day matching its numbers. So one, yeah, each on a day matching its numbers. That's what Milo had in that show. That's a problem. So what, when you match things with colors, isn't it?

That was colors and numbers, and he was abducted. Hot take, bad parenting. Bad, terrible husband. I mean, awful father. Oh, he was a bad father. Awful father. Just a bad person at that point. Very bad person.

Mother needs to get looked at too. A little bit, little bit. How do you not see any signs? Here we go. Whiteboard in hand, Expo and the other. A child gets 12 gifts. Each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number. One on day one.

Two on day two. okay, et cetera, et cetera. How many total gifts did the child receive? 1-1-2-3-3-4-5-5- Your fours, by the way, I might add if there was one more digit added to your fours in the same way you drew that,

we'd be in trouble. That looks like propaganda. Your fours are so close to something that we do not stand for. That is, I mean, that is, That's bad. That's actually funny. Oh.

No, no, no, no. No, no. That's not what I meant. Ah! Sorry, Pierce. Ah! Sorry. Okay.

No. There you go. There you go. I need a calculator. Let's get to, dude. So, look, I mean, this is easy. It just takes a long time. No, it's actually second grade math, easy.

24. One plus two, one plus two, plus three, plus four, plus three, plus four, plus five, plus seven, plus eight, plus nine, plus ten, plus 11, plus 12. Equals, 78 gifts. Good job. First one's right. He got 78 gifts? Yeah, no, I don't know.

I don't need to know what his parents do. Parents are doctors and lawyers. They're doing something. Hell yeah. They're a little sidehouse. Thank you, guys. Thank you. A good, good first one. Good first one. We're getting an eraser.

Thank you, please. Thank you, please. It's crazy. You just throw it. Ready? Yep. It's actually accurate. I wear green in the dark of winter, though I am not warm.

I am trimmed, though I'm not clothing. And when I'm dry, I'm thrown away. Oh, okay. What am I? So the first part is you stay in the dark. I wear green in the dark of winter. You wear green in the dark of winter. Oh, stop.

Don't want to get you too flustered. You wear green in the dark of winter. Yes. Okay. green equals winter though i am not warm not warm okay i am trimmed though i'm not clothing trimmed it's it's a tree and when i'm dry it's a tree i'm thrown away it's tree wrong when you're dry you're thrown away what am i dry you're throwing away what was before dry and thrown away i'm trimmed though i am not clothing yes and when i'm dry

I'm thrown away So you're green and You're green in winter I wear green in the dark of winter You're not warm Though I am not warm You're cold, so it's something cold and green You're trimmed like so pubic areas

I'm trying yeah maybe maybe a little runway I'm a little landing strip I'm trimmed though I'm not clothing You're trimmed that's the part that's making me think pubic area It sounds very pubicy It sounds sexual And how do you keep yours When I'm dry,

I've done a landing strip before. Right now, I'm a little grisly. Have you ever carved your name? Carved my name, no. I've carved your name. It's easier than mine. Three letters, five. Your name has six letters.

It doesn't have fun. You can't make this shit. It doesn't know how to spell his own name. Whatever, man. That's why I'm always worried if... Oh, no. You know, Oz Perlman, the guy, the mentalist? Oh, he...

You silly. Oh, my God! He'd find out your deepest, darkest secret. No, my thing is, because I watch a lot of his videos, and he's like, think of a name, and he goes, doesn't have six letters. So I'd be... My...

And that's why I'm worried about him coming here. Like, I want him to, but... You would... You would... Think about this. You would be so bad. You would ruin his mentalist experience. Yeah, he'd be like, your pin number is,

and I'd be like, oh, wait, I... I forgot. It's actually seven digits. At the end of the bit. He's like, we're going. He goes, yeah, we're out of here. Green, but not worn. Green in the winter, not warm, trimmed.

Not clothing. Dry, throw away. What am I? Snowflake. Snowflakes are green? Snowflakes are green. Oh, eggs. Eggs.

Green eggs and ham. Green eggs and ham. Eggs? Green eggs and ham. They fed us at an elementary. school. Someone's mom came in on, like, her day off. She was a stay-at-home. She made a little griddle in the back. No seasoning or nothing. Just straight food coloring. Intensil smelled like dogs and shit. The whole rooms smelled like for the rest of the day.

Eggs was your final answer. Yeah. Okay, that's wrong. The answer's a wreath. A wreath. That's a tough word for me. A wreath. Okay. Here we go. Sorry. It's okay. It's okay. Hide me up. It was okay. Yeah, no, he's one for one. One for one. Good effort. Good answer. Good answer. Oh my God. Us on the feud, by the way. Unbelievable. Good answer, good answer. We'd fight. I stand in the cold. It's not a good idea. Wearing white every morning

and losing my clothes by noon. What am I? Put that creepy grin away. He said, oh, clothless. You know. Said, you nude. I stand in the cold wearing white every morning. I know what it is.

And losing my clothes by noon, what am I? I know what it is. Go for it. And I learn a lot about my body when I built one of these. It's a snowman. Good answer, good answer. Good answer. Snowman! Is that a snowman?

Not snowman. So I was vulnerable at how I experienced things on a snowman, and I was still wrong. My snowman had holes all over it. I mean, it looked like you got hit by a bunch of BB guns. It's like you got caught in crossfire, an airsoft battle. Just because I was a curious boy. He said, oh God, it's cold! cold.

Go ha! I stand in the cold wearing white every morning and this is the part you need to key folks on. And losing my

clothes... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... And losing my clothes by noon. By noon.

Okay, if you get another wrong guess, we'll workshop together. So noon something happens. I stand in the cold wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. noon. What am I? And it's not a snowman. You just said it perfect. Something happens at noon. What typically happens at noon? Breakfast. Lunch happens? Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Lunch. Yeah. Okay. So, no, lunch wasn't my guess. It was like. Oh, okay. Yeah. There's a clue.

horrible clue. What else happens at noon? So I stand in the cold wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. I stand in the cold. Where's the cold? What does that mean they're standing? You know what I just caught myself doing and I saw it in the comment? When I'm thinking I become a mouth breather and it doesn't help with my unsophysicator. I'll say like this. Oh my God. Outside is where they're standing. What happens at noon? This tornado alarm? I knew you were going to say that. No. The test, the emergency. See signal test? No.

At noon. It's fair to say that what happens at... What the fucking happens at noon? From the cold mornings at noon. The sun rises. Which means what? It gets hot. Okay?

Ice cream. Losing my... Ice cream's his guess. Ice cream, Steve. Snow. Hard and family. You got one chance to steal. Snow.

Close but wrong. Ice. Close but wrong. Sleep. Snow is not... If there's not... If there's enough snow, it's not going to guarantee leave. Think about something that's very gentle, very fragile.

It's going to leave. If it hits noon, gets some heat. Why is, I think noon's throwing me off. Does it actually matter the time? Oh, my God. That was a good one. I mean, that knuckle dug right into that VMO. Oh, wow, that's going to bruise.

Oh, I mean, I'm talking bruising. Does it actually matter that Norman Texan can use tonight? Does it actually matter the time of the day? Yes. Oh, no, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Don't spit again.

I'm done. Frost. Frost. A morning frost. It stands in the stand. That's stupid as f***. Hey, Steve, that's dumb. Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me one more. Give me one more. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Here we go. Here we go.

Good answer. Give me Peyton. Give me cam. I mean, he wants to work for Family Feud. I'm red, but never spoken. spoken, opened, but never unwrapped, and placed beneath the tree, though I am not a gift. A tree skirt. What am I? A tree skirt. No, sir. No, sir.

It's under the tree. I am red, but never spoken. So it's red that can't talk. Opened, but never unwrapped. Open but never unwrapped. Placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. So it's not right. They want you to think it's wrapping paper, but it's not wrapping paper.

No, sir. Um, um, open, but red. Is red important? I am red, but never spoken. That means you can't talk. Opened, but never unwrapped. Open but never unwrapped. I am placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift.

A ribbon. A bow. A ribbon bow. Good answer. Great answer. Good answer. Good answer. Ribbon bow. Give me a hint. That's not on there.

Is it? Painfully obvious what this thing is? Oh, fuck, yeah. Okay, so let's see. Your family has it. Fourth Cam has it. You don't have it? CEO, Santa doesn't. I'm surprised because Pierce doesn't celebrate.

This thing can be given on all other occasions. It can be given? This one is just... Red Rocket. It's a specific... What was that? Red Rocket? As in a dog weaner.

Red Rocket. Rocket. Because it could be given on. You ever have a non-needed pup running around? I mean, Malcolm took advantage of some pillows. I mean, I mean,

he actually ran through some furniture. You ready for this? Yeah, go ahead. Red Rocket! Santa's... Nope, that wasn't my... I need, okay.

But maybe my tree was different. We didn't have much under there. Like, it was just gifts. Okay I okay listen go line by line how line by line I am read I got that but never spoken So it's something that's right they can't talk oh it's a fire truck like okay we're gonna actually we're gonna do this quickly we're gonna do this quickly I am read but can't talk R E A D Oh R E a D new testament it's a Bible I am read the book but never spoken.

Books don't speak. Opened. But never wrapped. Never unwrapped, rather, sorry. And placed beneath the tree, though I am no gift. An instruction manual. You're getting closer.

Believe it or not, the instruction manual is a lot better than Fire Hydrant, dog, Weiner, or whatever your first guest was. New Testament. You get a lot closer to it. Oh, it's Matthew and Mark.

Is it the price tag? I'm not understanding. I'm really not. Third one. Other family. Christmas card. You gift Christmas cards, you dump. It's not a gift.

It's not a gift. Are Christmas cards not gifts? Are Christmas cards not gifts? The card itself is not a gift. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You've never just given somebody a card. Okay.

So if I give you a card that has $50 cash in it. Didn't say that cash in it. So if I give you a card, that's a gift. Now everybody's fortunate enough for that. Sometimes all you can get you, sorry, sorry you view the lens of your upper middle class. I don't, right? I'm still with everybody. And so sometimes people can't,

you have not handwritten a card since 2018. You don't know where my hands have gone. They're not on cards. They're not on cards, pins or cards. Listen, you can definitely gift a Christmas card. Some that pop up, there's ones that are like 3D and they pop up and they sing the office. Or there's some of whatever present it's there at the time.

That's still a card. And that's what I'm saying. You can give somebody a card. This is a really cool guard to give you. Traditionally, according to the riddle. I don't know, chat. in the comments below is my hair popping out yes it is we want one more simple one since that was a disputable no i know i want to end on that yeah but you're bad this is a christmas

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Yeah. We need to. I'm sure he's not with us anymore. We need to go visit. He might be dead. Yeah. Might have died. Because in the picture, he didn't look too healthy.

Really didn't. Kind of old. A lot of clob.