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Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast,
season two, episode 48.
Round of applause, please.
There we go, there we go.
It was a little delayed, a little offbeat. Wonder why it's it's a little offbeat huh we don't got too much flavor in the
wow
hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast season two episode 48 it's my birthday
tomorrow everybody by the time by the time you see this my would already pass, but it's never too late to celebrate.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
Round of applause for Push Hite's birthday.
Thank you, thank you.
And I just want to thank y'all in advance or premeditated
because I'm sure y'all sent a lot of nice birthday messages.
So thank you so much for the birthday messages.
But just because it's the birthday special
doesn't mean anything changes here on
the You Should Know Podcast. So if this is your first time or if you haven't already, you look
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hit that subscribe button, leave a comment saying whatever. You can say happy birthday again. You you could say hope you had a good birthday you could say the sky is green three times every
week whatever you want to say but get your good karma okay that was a little scary because i
wasn't prepared for it i want to say something real quick on the topic of my birthday i took
some great great great great birthday pictures.
I didn't take them. I had somebody take them for me. You know who it was? InFocusDTX. You can go
follow them on Instagram. He took real good care of me. Took some really sexy pictures of good old
Peyton here. They're on my Instagram. Links in the bio, in the bio, in the description below,
as well as InFocusDTX if you want to go shoot with him. Links are going to be in the description below as well as in focus DTX if you want to go shoot with him the link's going to be in the in the description below shout out to in focus DTX shout out to the discord family we
had a great watch party last week I was in there y'all made a lot of jokes a lot of funnies
a lot of y'all were confused what's the watch party I don't get it the watch party is an event
that goes on every Monday at 8 p.m eastern 7, 7 p.m. Central, every Monday night.
They watch the podcast as a group on the Discord link in the description below,
and they make live commentary on it.
I'm in there reading your comments, replying to them,
real-time watching the podcast with y'all.
It is an amazing experience.
Shout-out to the Discord family, and shout-out to the Koala Club.
We got some exclusive content coming every single week.
This week is not going to change.
Guess what you're going to get coming up soon on the Koala Club?
We're going to LA for my birthday.
And if you're watching this on Monday, we've already come back from LA.
We filmed the entire thing.
Celebrity guest appearances.
Fun times.
We shot a podcast.
Somebody else's podcast.
You're going to get to see all that.
Peyton on a plane. Peyton in an airport.
Sweat and anxiousness.
In a city, in a state that I've never been before.
The Koala Club gets the exclusive content.
We got co-host Cam in the building.
We never clap for that.
Ever.
I'm just kidding. Shout out to co-host Cam.
We love you so much.
Guys, thank you so much for coming back to this week,
this episode of the You Should Know Podcast.
I love you so much, and I can speak for Kolo's Cam.
He loves you so much.
Y'all's support keeps growing every single week,
and we are blown away every week on how much this family keeps growing
and how loyal y'all are
and how we see the same familiar faces
in the comments and the Instagrams,
on the TikToks, on the Discord, on the Koala Club.
So thank you so much.
We are very appreciative of you, and we are nothing.
The show is nothing, obviously, without y'all.
Because if y'all don't watch it, we're just talking to ourselves on the couch.
So we thank you.
We love you.
And we can't even express how much y'all mean to us.
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The You Should Know Podcast.
We got Ghost Cam back in the studio.
It's studio. 50 weeks in a row.
Yeah.
Did you hear that?
It sounded like a text notification.
It wasn't my phone.
It wasn't mine.
We have an intruder.
Happy birthday You happy birthday
You sick little Boucheron
Thank you
Give me that
Give me that
Boucheron like I'm baby
Hey can we
Let's take a quick moment
Let's take a quick moment
You should know family
Ready
We're simply
Gonna wish him a happy birthday
I'll sing
But y'all can jump in
Oh no
Before you do that
Happy birthday song Is the most copy written jump oh no before you do that happy
birthday is a song is the most copywritten song ever like if you do for like more than two seconds
i'll do about four seconds but i'm not gonna here we go ready we're not gonna pay this episode
yep yep yep that's it thank you that was about 1.9 uh happy birthday to uncle p though
thank you more life more blessings all that hey he has a haircut. Wow, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Shout out to Brooks Barber.
He does not look like a descendant of Einstein anymore.
Thank you, thank you.
So, yeah.
Nice drink.
Sip.
Good Solo Cup.
Looks good on you.
The red and the green giving Santa Claus vibes.
Ho, ho, ho.
Santa is coming.
That's copyrighted too.
That isn't a real song.
It was.
It was real enough.
Can we raffle for my birthday?
Not here.
Later though.
Oiled up.
What?
I like that.
Patreon?
Koala Club?
I'll do it.
No cameras on.
We have an important shout out.
Oh, shout out to the...
Before we get into the rest of the episode.
So this shout out goes to a very...
Are you punching her?
No, this shout out goes to a very... Are you punching her? No, this shout out goes to a very
dedicated to her craft,
very timely-like craftswoman
down at the mall.
That is a fan of us
and we are now a fan of her.
Yep.
Shout out to Mae.
Shout out to you, Mae!
So Mae, quick backstory,
Mae works at Great American Cookies.
Yep.
And she is a straight-up Demogorgon wizard, level 7, sage, 50 dexterity when it comes to making these cookies.
So, we're going to the mall.
Nope.
Okay.
Skip the head.
Huh?
You skip the head.
What part did I miss?
The part where I met her first.
Okay, he met her first.
She blessed him with an amazing cookie.
Had this amazing artistic vibe.
Yeah, I just had to put that in there to make sure me and Mae's connection is closer than you.
Yeah, whatever.
So then the next day, we go back to the mall, and I then get to meet Mae.
Yes.
And we pull up on her.
Hey, Mae, I saw what you did.
That's awesome.
So she then blesses me with the cookie.
And I'm like, oh, Mae, you didn't have to do that.
We open it up.
It says, you should know, cursive. This is all with the cookie. And I'm like, oh, man, you didn't have to do that. We open it up. It says, you should know, cursive.
This is all in icing.
You should know with a little basketball.
Fantastic.
It tasted amazing.
Oh, my God.
As soon as we went home.
It tasted so, so good.
But Mae was showing us some of her work, and she's doing full-blown dragons and
Toy Stories.
Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear.
She was doing everything with that icing,
and it was just so intricate and detailed.
It was unreal what she can do.
So shout out to you, Mae.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Mae.
It was awesome.
Pleasure meeting you.
I hope I didn't smell too bad when we took the pictures.
Oh, God.
That's a big possibility.
Yeah.
Well, so let's talk about our weeks.
How's your week been?
Valentine's Day just came up i had
a fantastic valentine's day what'd you do spent it with yourself yeah lonely and cold it was a very
very cold and lonely tuesday what'd you do for valentine's day uh i got my wife four new tires
that was fun you spent a bag didn't you yeah it was almost about a whole grip but uh outside of that no it was it was fun
i got to spend some time with live not a ton which is unfortunate just we had other things going it
was very late nights didn't get home too late but got to spend time with the wife love her she loves
me i would say with y'all's relationship valentine's day is every day i was about to say
yeah we i mean it's just an excuse for us to get chocolate and just eat it together that's great crave that old sweet dude that's a great she got some flowers
they're in a vase you know that's cute got a nice little card wrote nug on the top uh she's my nug
she is your nug she is my nug i want to say something though from a jaded i want to get
out this lovey-dovey bullshit okay um i haven't had a valentine's day in a long time you haven't
very lonely man yeah you just haven't had a good february a long time. You haven't. Very lonely man.
You just haven't had a good February 14th in a while.
It's just simply they haven't been too eventful for you.
But that's fine, though.
They've been lonely.
Probably no power.
Yeah, no power.
Ice Mageddon.
Living in Alaska.
And it's all right.
But I want to say something from a jaded perspective here.
We're not this type.
We're an unproblematic podcast.
So I'm not trying to get into some male-female stuff because you know,
y'all fans know that it's not this type of podcast.
I just want to say I think men deserve a little more love on Valentine's Day.
I think traditionally men don't get celebrated enough on Valentine's Day.
Every –
No.
I don't like the way you said no and then went to that grip.
That was no. That was not okay. I don't – Every Valentine's said no and then went to that grip no that was not okay
every Valentine's Day I had not too many
Valentine's Day themed shirt
a little bit
a little more
we love everybody
just a little more
any Valentine's Day I've had
I can't remember what I've gotten i don't think i've really ever
gotten a valentine's day gift i mean it's one of those i think like high school relationships
stuff like that they go all out because they're just like oh this is my boyfriend i'm going to
show him out everything like that but like as it keeps going it's your parents money that is their
parents money but typically it's just like i mean you hit the nail on the head it's just like, I mean, you hit the nail on the head. It's like, it seems that it's become a woman's holiday.
Yes.
Like, it's mainly for them, which it is.
I'm not complaining.
With no problem.
I absolutely love and would, for the rest of my life,
I'm going to make sure Liv has a fantastic February 14th.
Every single year.
But, yeah, sometimes men don't get their flowers.
Not flowers, literally, but flowers as in.
But I don't have a problem with flowers, but flowers as in but i don't have a
problem with flowers literally i kind of i like i i enjoy flowers like i like the way they look
no roses oh i love the way a rose looks i love the smell i love the texture i love the ambiance it
brings to a room i would be happy if i had a girlfriend in some like uh intergalactic
universe where i ever get a girlfriend to where she would bring
me flowers touche i mean i don't like the no you know faces you made it's not that i don't like
flowers it's just i i kind of hold the same opinion on flowers as some females do they're
just like cool like they're gonna die in a week and a half i think it's more of like the sentiment
it is the sentiment 100 that's why i buy them and a lot and i'd say nine out of ten females enjoy flowers but men you might be the one you
might be the one out of ten what would a man even like for valentine's because i i'll play devil's
advocate for women it's hard to get shit for men because what do y'all like give me socks y'all
like yeah like you're what do y'all like i was speaking on the behalf socks underwear little thing, like something that you wouldn't, like just a little thing of cologne.
Something like that.
Okay, but cologne's expensive, though.
Like a good cologne?
You were talking about some dozen of roses.
You know how much a dozen of roses, real roses, like real roses?
That's true.
What are we talking about?
They can easily get some cologne.
You know I'm quick to buy a cologne.
Yeah, like what?
I freaking cash-apped you that one time.
Wait, no, we can say it.
Say it.
I cash-apped Uncle P one time to help him purchase roses for a female.
Wait, really?
Yeah, it was when we were both down bad.
My money was that low?
Yeah, your money was looking funny, my friend.
Not anymore, but it was looking funny.
Yeah, and I got paid back what you said
you said what oh we could check that over there oh we could that faulty that faulty
that's going to no one it's a but it's false you lied snake can we tell that story no no not about
the check about the the girl if you want yeah sure you can be a valentine's day story um there's this girl that i really liked
really liked did she like me back she did she might have been confused but she did she might
have been under a spell of some sorts but she liked him back it's fair to say that so we what
happened i feel like this is like a patreon podcast because i'm exposing a lot um there's a girl we
had talked it was like a very good relationship i don't you're
giving me like we're like in a room alone why because we are i know but you're acting like
this is like a personal conversation you started i know what do you mean i know but it feels like
our therapy sessions that we have i don't want it to feel that way i want to be funny look down away
so um there's a girl I was talking to.
I really liked her.
And it didn't work out the first time.
She ended up moving across the country.
She did.
We somehow,
months later,
started talking again.
And I was like,
I want her to know.
And it wasn't my fault that we ended the first time.
But I was like,
whatever.
If I'm going to do it a second time,
I'm going to show her.
Do it right.
So,
I was like, I want to deliver flowers to her job and she had just started this job she
didn't know anybody so i feel like it'd also be a good conversation starter for her to meet her
co-workers a bit oh my god you got flowers whatever and then it's good you know come on
now i'm a romantic guy three birds one stone come on dog come on dog i'm scared of birds
you are scared of birds so i was was like. Most descendants to dinosaurs. Fun fact.
Dinosaurs never existed.
They did.
And not even once they did.
They absolutely did.
Okay.
Do you want to get into this debate?
That's a topic for another time.
You said, oh, how do we know what sound?
That's true.
But I think it's like they take the fossils.
No, we got to save it.
And blow air through it and it produces it.
Oh, shut the hell up.
Okay.
That's dumb.
So if I were to like, say I pass.
Have you ever seen Jurassic Park?
Say I were to pass away.
Have you ever watched Jurassic World?
A couple times.
I love Chris Evans.
Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Evans?
Which one's the one?
Chris Evans is Captain America.
His name's Chris.
Chris Hemsworth is Thor.
Who's the Chris that plays, he plays Star-Lord as well.
Yeah, I'll wait.
Chris Burlington, Coat Factory?
What's his name? You don't know either. That's why you're doing this. Yeah, I'll wait. Chris Burlington, Coat Factory. What's his name?
You don't know either.
That's why you're doing this.
That's what you do.
You do that.
That's your gaslighting.
And I hate that word, but it's you gaslighting me.
Are you nuts?
Say it.
I'm not saying it.
Oh, I don't know.
Say it.
What's his name?
No.
No.
It's not Chris Evans.
Obviously.
It's not Chris Hemsworth.
Obviously second. Come on. Chris Peterson. You're getting's not Chris Evans. Obviously. It's not Chris Hemsworth. Obviously second.
Come on.
Chris Peterson.
You're getting closer.
Patterson.
You're still getting closer.
Now you're technically closer.
Chris Patton.
You have the, okay, I'll give you this.
You have the right, the fact that you said I didn't know, that hurts me.
That really does.
Okay, what's the name?
It's Marvel.
Come on now.
Yeah, I know.
Stick with the same last letter.
So his last name is. Does it start with a P? His last name is a P. Come on now. Yeah, I know. Stick with the same last letter. So his last name is...
Does it start with a P?
His last name is a P.
And it ends with an N.
No.
You said with the last letter.
I meant the last name.
First letter, last name.
Sorry.
Starts with a P.
It's shorter than both the ones you said.
Chris Paul.
Come on.
No, this is going too long.
What's his name?
Chris Pratt.
Chris Pratt.
Shit.
I was trying to let you get it.
I know, but it was going too long. Yeah, it was. That's why I was like long. What's his name? Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt! Shit. I was trying to let you get it. I know, but it was going too long.
Yeah, it was.
That's why I was like, oh.
So, um, so I.
Chris Pratt.
I knew it, by the way.
So I ended up going to 1-800-Flowers, 1-800-Roses, whatever.
Some janky site that picks flowers from a field and ships them anywhere.
And so I was like, I need to send her these flowers for whenever, to get to work the next
day when she shows up.
And I was like. I need to send her these flowers to get to work the next day when she shows up.
Expedited them too.
I was like, because we had a great conversation the day before, so I feel like it would be a real cherry on top.
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Big enough cherry to come hunt my pockets,
huh, buddy?
I would do it again in a heartbeat, though.
Because Cam was making money at the time.
I had no way to go.
I was so poor.
I was attached to a palero yeah that's bad that's bad continue there was homeless people that would come inside my apartment and it smelled like a dog and you've been smelling bad for some time now so anyway long story short I sent uh cam sent me the money for the flowers great friend that's why i got cam here great friend and i sent it to her it worked she met friends through that her whole
co-workers whatever we we haven't talked in about a year and a half she doesn't i think she's
engaged oh wow yeah that's that's payton for you right there i think i think i am the like the
catalyst for women to get engaged.
Yeah, I think after they're done talking to me, they go get engaged.
That's not what I wanted, but this guy's better.
Might want to strap this one down.
Oh, that's tough.
Don't say that.
No, no, it's true.
No, but I like that, though.
I like being, I'm a good assister.
Assist.
That's sick.
You don't need to be John Stockton. Call me Ray John. I need you to be LeBron. That's tough. I like being, I'm a good assister. Assist. That's sick. You don't need to be John Stockton.
Call me Ray John.
I need you to be LeBron.
You just score.
Get the scoring title.
LeBron also.
Great assist player.
Great passer.
Enough LeBron.
Sorry, just had to plug him over.
But yeah, that's.
Goat?
What?
Yeah, no.
All-time leading scorer?
Yeah, 100%.
Yep.
But that was a good Valentine's Day segment.
I got vulnerable. You didn't. I didn't. I 100%. Yep. But that was a good Valentine's Day segment.
I got vulnerable.
You didn't.
I didn't.
I mean, I just have love.
Well, it must be that.
Anybody looking for love with a stinky old person?
It's from here.
Why do you stink?
I don't know.
Bro, I haven't.
It's one of those days where I haven't showered in like.
Okay, let's stop.
It's one of those days where I've just been too busy to shower we all have those days i'm not
gonna lie i wasn't gonna say it i got in the jeep and it was unpleasant it just wasn't the best i
don't know like that's why i didn't i didn't want to pinpoint it as you it didn't smell good like
it just didn't there's like normal air just like scent just like life Then there is you and I I don't know if it was you or your car. You can smell me. Oh, yeah
Mean are you switching deodorants body washes? What's what's happening?
I know it's just been one of those days where I just haven't had time to shower and I've been it outside a lot
You have time to shower. Yes, you do. There's 24 hours. I'm too tired to stand that long. Oh, my God, dude.
No, you stink.
You smell.
It's like, I don't.
But it's like, you smell like, you smell like, like, go outside and play.
Like, you smell like, like, go have fun.
You, Peyton, Peyton smells like, be in before the streetlights.
Come on. Like, that's what you being before the streetlights. Come on.
Like, that's why you smell like that.
Like, you smell like wiffle ball.
Like, it's, it's just not, it's not okay, bro.
It's, it's not.
You can smell me?
No, yeah.
You smell like street football.
Like, you smell like 12-year-olds playing street football.
Like, it's just, it's un, I don't know.
I don't know why, though.
Because you don't do many physical things.
I'm sorry. So, you shouldn't just secrete all this all the time. And it's like. It's just been I don't know. I don't know why though because you don't do many physical things I'm sorry
So you shouldn't just secrete all this all the time and it's like
It's just been a long day
But how do you not smell it? Your nose is the closest
I guess I'm used to it
I mean, it's not but you- oh you can't be used to smelling-
No it's there
But you can't be used to smelling like field trip. You- you- like you don't- you don't smell good
I don't- and I feel bad, I truly feel bad, but it's just it's
It's not normal. It's not no it's you're right you smell like a playground slide
Like it's just not you smell like fun if that meant like you smell like you're enjoying
You know how's like a pure child just enjoys themselves. They don't understand. They're just like grossly sweating
That's what you smell like. I can't breathe.
It's a good thing.
Wait, take a whiff.
I'm not.
Don't you dare do that.
Don't say how much money.
It's not.
If I put my nasal cavity to your pit right now,
something would happen to me.
Something would happen to me.
I just get wet.
Why?
That's the thing I'm saying.
You're not doing too many physical. You're not having that much fun. You're not. You're having a great, you almost kicked your cup. You're having a great time, but not in a physical way.breze. That's the big why the hell are you telling me you ran out of Febreze? Because as if you're using Febreze on your body because if I don't have time to shower normally I layer with a good for
Bro layering with Febreze is what you do when you have full-blown like swamp ass
That's when you it feels like I'm sitting on it, but you have not competed in anything
It feels like I'm sitting on it, but you have not competed in anything. It feels like I'm sitting on a river right
You should never you should never smell like a locker room cuz you're not an athlete anymore
You shouldn't smell like hockey pads. It just shouldn't
I'm not gonna lie just now. I got a little whopper on here. You need to bathe you need to pay
We could just more story you need to be you need to bathe. You need to bathe. We can just, more, just more of the story, you need to bathe.
You need to take a shower.
People think I have bad hygiene.
I mean, you're not proving them wrong.
Let's just say that.
People think I'm shy.
Do you talk?
People think I have bad hygiene.
Do you smell good?
It's simple, it's just, it's simple.
Okay, but it's not like a-
Cause and effect.
It's not, it's not-
Cause and effect.
It's not like- You smell like cause and effect. You's just simple. Okay, but it's not like a – Cause and effect. It's not – Cause and effect.
It's not like – You smell like cause and effect.
You smell like science.
You smell like just grade school.
I don't know what else.
It's like you smell like youth.
You smell like you just –
It's so distinct because it reminds me of when I was 11.
Like that's all –
It literally smells like you just watched Tony Romo throw a couple touchdowns, so you said,
hey, John, let's go in the street and play.
And you did it for two hours straight.
And then you come back inside, get a little queso,
and then you bathe.
You just skipped the bathing part.
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry, just.
Every time I move quick, I smell it though.
I'm telling you, right there. You're wafting it.
It is science class.
You're supposed to waft.
No, you need to bathe.
I'll stop if you bathe.
Straight up.
I don't know.
I don't know what else to tell you.
You got to stop talking.
You need to shower.
I mean, Febreze, that pissed me off slightly.
It really did.
I can't lie to you.
Well, we're about to be on a two and a half hour.
That's what you get.
See how fast God works?
That is instant karma.
He said, stop talking about your fellow brother, and he immediately took my funny moment.
The top of my feet itch, though.
I cut my toenails today in a bathtub.
What?
Okay, the reason they do get a little creature-y sometimes
is because I have a fear of my feet.
I'm scared of my feet.
I don't like touching them, I swear to you.
I wouldn't like touching those naked mole rats with claws either.
No, even if they got like a...
His feet look like, what's his name from Kim Possible?
Rufus.
The naked mole rats? They're so white. Your feet are so white your feet are glowing like your feet can glow
No, but it's like it's no even if I got like a hundred dollar pedicure every week
I would still I don't like touching my digits. That's the thing. I have to touch mine. You know this I
Have about once once in a cycle. I gotta go in there and just it's taking everything in me not to expose something
Okay, suppose what on base time the screenshot I have
the nail oh
Yeah, no, that's
That's insane. That's you could say it. Okay one one time I didn't have a proper pedicure set.
I had to use my pocket blade.
I had to use my pocket blade to disinfect my infected toe.
It's a sick story.
So if you ever get stuck with that blade, you're going down for sure.
You're for sure.
Your whole body's infected.
I have a pedicure.
That might be a Patreon thing.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
It's sick. It looks bad., bro. I don't know. That's sick.
It looks bad.
I don't know if you've seen the picture.
It is bad.
There's no...
It is bad.
No, you got bad feet.
No, no, no.
Okay.
You have shack feet.
I have bad toe.
You have a rotted toe.
I have a bad toe.
I currently have a broken toe.
You have a broken toe and a cut up foot.
I have a...
Okay.
You look homeless.
My left foot looks like I just did battle.
Like I just did combat.
My right foot is infected.
So.
Bad feet.
Uh,
the war of 1812 on this,
zombie apocalypse.
Okay.
So we use your.
Put those together,
bad feet.
Exactly.
So use your logic on me.
No shower,
smell bad,
cut up feet,
infected feet,
broken foot,
bad feet.
Yeah.
I have bad feet.
It's fair.
Thank you.
You still reek. I have bad feet. It's fair. Thank you. You still reek.
I can fix that.
You can't fix them.
I can't.
Can't.
I can't.
How are you going to fix that?
The broken toe will heal.
A lot of burbage.
The broken toe will heal.
The scar will unscar.
And the infection I got to work on.
I need to make a couple calls.
What food, what's the food that you respect the...
I just tried to come up with a topic on the top of my head.
What food's expiration date do you respect the least?
Honey never goes bad. Honey never goes bad.
Honey never goes bad.
Really?
Ever.
Honey is one of the few non-perishables that you can literally keep for like 20 years.
Mine's cereal.
I don't respect that.
You're onto something.
But when it's soggy, get it out.
No, no, no.
No, get it out.
No, no, listen to my logic.
Listen to my logic.
Even when it's
expired you put a look this is the secret it's like a formula you put a little bit of water on
it first it softens it up and then you follow it up with the milk new cereal you might have to go
boo-boo after but even if you still got new cereal you're gonna need to go boo-boo after that
i'm gonna need a whole damn enema to cleanse my system from that you're talking about a single
poop i'm gonna need a surgery no but it's water and milk inside your cereal it's science what's
wrong with science okay you're about to piss me off you're about to piss me off you took what i
said last week and you what in the hell is science oh oh science oh science okay i said last week and you read. What in the hell is science? Oh, science.
Oh, science.
Okay.
I said it slow and I got it.
I thought you were saying it's science, like another fancy little French word. No, okay, but I haven't tried this out with every cereal, so viewer discretion advised.
But if you get a Cinnamon Toast Crunch and then you put water on it, right, a dab, maybe a dab or two.
You put a dab or two of water on there just to loosen up the fabric of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
And then get the fibers nice and warm up the cinnamon and the bread loaf.
And then you put the milk on top of it.
I've only used silk milk.
Put the silk milk on top of it.
You got a new Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You might have to go remove your bowels for about three and a half hours post.
But if you really want cereal that bad, you got a new recipe there's your recipe i'm not gonna lie cereal bro cereal slaps but you know
what i think about you oh my god oh you're gonna talk about my cereal choice you no no no i'm i'm
pretty much fine with all cereal no i like your c u special k i love special k and honey bunch of
oats i go into the special k we're the same I go into the special K. We're the same.
I go into the special.
No, we're not.
Do this with me.
Do that.
So we'll see how same we are.
We'll see how similar.
Do this.
Indulge in a three-second sniff contest.
Ready?
All right.
Let's indulge into a three-second foot aesthetic competition.
You still didn't do yours.
Go for it.
Because I don't have to move to smell mine.
Three seconds.
Oh, you don't?
Oh, my God.
Please be with him.
We have some big meetings to go to in L.A., and if I smell like this, I didn't buy deodorant.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can I use yours? No. We need to go buy deodorant i didn't buy deodorant oh my god oh my god you wouldn't use
yours no when you go buy deodorant you shared deodorant before you wipe the top and you use oh
i didn't tell you you know i don't share deodorant i would share chapstick a million times over before
i shared deodorant oops i'm sorry i thought you knew because I wipe my armpit hair off of it
Whenever I
I'm so sorry
It's when we were roommates
We shared a bathroom
Your deodorant was right by mine
We clearly didn't share a shower
Because you almost went a calendar month
Oh my god
What was I saying?
I don't care
I don't know
No what was I saying?
Oh oh oh
I do respect your cereal choice.
Because I like special cakes.
I pick the dry strawberries out.
And then with the honey bunches.
Those taste weird dry.
I like it.
Of course you like something weird.
I got a weird tongue.
Of course you like something weird.
Of course you like something weird.
Stick your armpit.
Three seconds.
Why do you keep bringing that up?
Three seconds.
You said you were sorry.
God.
I am sorry.
He immediately stopped me back. Do you bringing that up? You said you were sorry. God? I am sorry. He immediately stopped me back.
Do you want that again?
With the honey bunches of oats,
I get the grains out.
You know the big wads?
Oh, the clusters.
Makes you want to slap your mama three times.
Oh, man.
So good.
I saw what you just did.
Getting honey bunches of oats. Oh, the little so good. No those that like so what you get yeah, I know I had to getting getting honey bunches of oats
Oh the little granola clusters. I live for that. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting hungry
We're gonna get a go get a sweet spicy bacon burger from
See if this makeup okay also came I have two options, huh? There's food at my house
Yeah, no no what I want to eat is beef.
Unseasoned beef.
No sauce.
No drinks.
Beef and air.
There's no drinks.
I know there's no drinks.
I'd be...
Beef and tap water.
You...
And there's a pipe that burst into my apartment,
so it might be...
You might get a little poo in there.
There's...
It's really...
If you think about your life,
it's not really a secret,
like, on why you stink.
All that is inside of you is tap water and beef.
Yeah.
And fast food.
Yeah.
Man.
Okay.
What was I saying?
Oh, at my house also right now, I just bought a pizza.
So I got half a pizza in there if you want it.
You can have that.
I'm going to go sweet and spicy route.
Large fry.
I kind of want to be sweet and spicy too.
Easy ice. First off, all these people, people extra ice keep the ice how it is good get easy to no ice my mom she gets extra ice everywhere and i'm like mom you're not getting a drink you're
not getting drink and she's like i like you i like it when it's cold it's gonna it's cold the second
they hand to you it's cold i literally you can ask him powerade no ice powerade no ice powerade no ice give me more drink it's all about the game
it's all about controlling if you can take it oh no oh no my pants your brain
amazes me it absolutely amazes me my pants there amazes me. Look at my pants.
There's liquid on my ankle.
So what are you going to do about that?
Because it's not my obligation nor responsibility.
You need to clean my ankle.
Give it to me.
Bring it here.
No, I'm going to be comfortable.
God, dude, this toe, it's broken.
This toe's broken.
Your pants are, they're so wet.
They're going to be wet in the...
Guys, my toe's broken.
Pop culture.
Fade in can.
Pop culture.
I have, like, the giggles.
I think it's because it's my birthday.
Pop culture.
Boom.
All right.
So this week, we have two very obvious.
My crotch is wet.
Very staggering things to speak about.
He's going to dry his crotch off.
I'm going to segue us into pop culture.
We have three things, actually, but two of them are very obvious for this week due to
the time.
First thing, Valentine's Day.
We love all of you.
We hope you had a fantastic Valentine's Day.
We have plenty of time.
And even if you shared it by yourself, even if you shared it by yourself Even if you shared it by yourself
Share the day by yourself. Hey, why are you looking at me when you said that don't because you did
Don't think anything of it. It's just Valentine's Day
You like me it was just a Tuesday this year
But anyway, happy Valentine's Day to all the couples out there all the soon-to-be couples all the people that want to be a couple
With someone else, but they don't know you want to be a couple with them
Give it time if it's meant to be it's's going to be. Happy Valentine's Day. One. Checked off.
The second one.
You're scaring me.
Super
Bowl
Sunday.
I know my umbrella.
Hello. Hello. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Fun fact. If this man would have put a bet down
with Vegas, he would have came up big.
Very big. I'll give you your props.
So we're sitting there watching the Super Bowl.
Rihanna's about to come out at halftime.
She killed it, by the way.
Great performance.
I love you.
Anyway, great performance.
I'll tell you later.
Okay.
How?
Because of the hand sign? No, I'll show you. bro that shit started pissing me off like it's
like it's really starting to piss me i tweeted about that bro that's just all right so rihanna
came out she killed it absolutely killed it um shout out finney beauty anyway um no yeah uh but
no so there was a ton of bets like i saw we saw this tweet it was like basically two whole
screenshots of different money lines for uh what song she's gonna sing first because you know she
hasn't put out music since what like 2017 or something like that in a while so what song
is she gonna sing first so we're all picking choosing oh this this live goes oh umbrella
i chose what did i choose even Didn't you pick the new song?
I said Needed Me.
No, I did choose it.
I switched to the new song.
From Black Panther?
Black Panther 2.
So we did that.
This man goes, bitch better have my money.
And he said it with confidence.
And I was like, hmm.
I was like, that could be a first song.
You know, it fits the vibe.
She comes out.
Better have my money. And he was like he really was like hey he was hitting his little gta uh dance but yeah so he called that right so if he
would have put some money down it would have it would have and i also said there's gonna there's
a huge debate in your apartment about if there's gonna to be a feature. Ashlyn. Ashlyn. God. God.
Member of the squad, man.
She's going to bring out Future.
Drake's going to be there.
Probably not Kanye because he's canceled, but Future and Drake for sure.
Yeah, she's like Chris Brown.
Jay-Z might be there.
Chris Brown might come out too. I was like, are you nuts?
We're looking at her like, what the hell?
What is this?
Like the hip hop, like Hall of Fame?
I was like, it's a 13-minute performance.
She goes, watch. She goes, watch, watch, watch Hall of Fame? It's a 13-minute performance. She goes, watch.
She goes, watch, watch, watch.
Future, definitely.
Future's a lock.
He's there.
She kept saying that.
He's there.
I said, so is LeBron.
Is he going to be on the stage?
What are we talking about?
And I was trying to put up a liquid bet in the apartment.
She wasn't going for it.
It's smart that she didn't go for it.
Very smart.
Good job, Ashley.
Ashley,
Rihanna hasn't had a performance in years.
It's a Super Bowl performance
that's 13 minutes.
She's not going to share the spotlight.
Yeah,
13 minutes set,
like,
come on now.
Are you nuts?
I love you, Ashley.
Simple logistics,
but...
She's not watching this.
She's not.
Anyway,
third and final one
for pop culture
before we get back into the show
and the funnies and the stories and what not
because boy do I have a story
oh god anyway third one
you got it
oh because
we started this pop culture segment
a long time ago talking about Netflix shows
and I just started
a new season I'm sure a lot of you
have started you season
four
that's three started a new season. I'm sure a lot of you have started. You season four. I tried to do...
That's three. Now you're throwing up
gang signs. I tried to do a Y-O.
It didn't work. It's alright. It's bad.
Y-O-M-C-A.
It's time to say it. You season
four. I have not watched it yet.
Me and Liv are very avid fans of
the series. We've went through one through three.
We've watched all of it. We have not started nor watched
any of season four. So you can talk about don't don't spoil i won't spoil anything
so no spoilers do not click off the podcast no spoilers um i was a huge fan of season one through
three so much of a fan that i've seen season one through three about four times all the way through
so much of a fan that the week prior i finished season one through three again To where line up to the day that season four came out. Just say it you meet like right on you
Just like you how people pull up the videos. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but I'm a huge fan and so I was very much looking forward to season four because season three ended up on such a
Cliffhanger and how really cliffhanger, but it left a lot of room to where it could go
He's in London, right?
He's in London.
And...
Okay, stop.
That was all I needed.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to spoil anything.
I just want to say
where I feel about...
Your pants are so wet.
No, dude.
I can't stop looking.
It looks like I tinkled
on myself.
I'm very disappointed.
Now, season four
is coming out
in a part one
and a part two.
Okay.
So part one...
A lot of shows are doing that.
A lot of shows are doing that. A lot of shows are doing that.
More money.
That's for retention.
Yeah, more money.
But yeah, part one came out.
Season four, very disappointed.
And this is in the trailer.
This is in the trailer, so I'm not spoiling anything.
It's like a murder mystery.
So it's very different from season one through three.
I understand why they did that because it's kind of hard to do the same premise over and over again.
But they were so good at it and this is so
not good
it's so not good
but I have a conspiracy that I'm not going to say
because obviously it would spoil part one
but if my conspiracy
is correct about part two
of You season four
then I feel like it could turn the whole
shit around
very unlikely that they do this because it's very deep and intricate i see you over there
james cameron you know i'm good at predicting this kind of shit so yeah that's that's pop
culture with payton nincam pop culture payton nincam boom do you remember how i told you i
had a story earlier in the podcast?
I do remember that.
So this happened this past weekend with me and Liv after we were all done hanging out.
Oh, God.
Okay?
I almost had law enforcement called on me at a grocery store.
How?
For no reason.
Did you steal?
No.
Okay.
Oh, funny.
Oh, you're known to be a theft in grocery stores.
It's still hashtag no Kroger.
Anyway, so me and Liv, we go to the grocery store doing our weekly runs, right?
And we are a little bit more goofy today.
You know, Liv goes through these spells where she just gets goofy and I love it.
I thrive off it, right?
So we're going to the grocery store.
We're like kicking each other's butt, walking in, just goofy, random, whatever.
Great marriage.
Ooh, ooh, little lovey-dovey nasty cringe whatever okay so we go throughout the
store one of her pet peeves she hates when we split up okay okay so intentionally because we're
goofy i'm like hey i'm gonna go get these four things knowing it's just gonna like just a little
dig at her she goes no don't leave i just i'll peel off right okay so like two minutes later
she ends up coming behind me don't do that you know I don't like being alone in the grocery
store throws her things in the basket and I'm just like alright whatever so
then I this time I leave the basket with her and I dip again and we're this whole
time we're just making jokes what she's like in a fantastic mood I'm in a
fantastic mood whatever so I go to the chip aisle, right?
I'm simply looking at chips because we typically buy the box of assorted chips
that we can have throughout the week for our lunches.
It's the best.
Okay?
So, I'm, do I want the bold one?
Do I want the cheesy mix?
Do I want the classic?
The baked.
I'm trying to figure out baked box.
What are we doing?
I'm trying to figure out what box of chips I want, right?
Love the baked box.
Out of nowhere, wham!
Right in the back of my ankle.
A cart smashes into the back of my Achilles.
Okay?
You can only imagine the pain, right?
So I'm thinking, okay, she took funny to a different level.
That pissed me off.
I am physically in pain right now.
And she's going to have it.
So I turn around, immediately bow up get enormous like to just get
like over her for more dramatic effect and I go now why the hell would you do that it's not live
it is not it's literally not her it is an elder smaller woman than live standing looking at me
and she lit she flinched like I was gonna strike her. And I was like, my God.
And she literally was like, no.
She covered up, Cam.
I said, Miriam, no, it's not, no, I promise.
I promise, Elga, it's not, I promise I wasn't.
I said, no, no, no.
She's like, no, please.
And I was like, my God.
I was like, what is happening?
And so I immediately tried to save my ass and go on this rant.
And she just wasn't having it.
Her life literally flashed right before.
She thought it was her last day.
She thought right then and there that's the way she was called to leave,
and she confirmed it.
She just knew it in her heart of hearts.
Okay?
So she's like, I'm talking full-blown, like, cover-head duck, right?
So I immediately, oh, no, no, ma'am, I'm so sorry.
And she...
What'd she say?
She starts, after her, like, five-ish seconds of just absolute fright,
she gets pissed at me for doing that.
So she has a backbone still, okay?
It's withered.
Yeah, there's some curvature to that bone but it's it's still almost
at a 90 degree she starts to give me a full-blown sermon on who raised me and little does she know
lisa is a fantastic mother she goes why would you now why would you be screaming at people in a
grocery mart and i'm like i'm like ma'am i already told her in a grocery mart and I'm like, I'm like, ma'am, I already told you in a grocery
mart. I said, ma'am, I already told you. I thought it was my wife. I'm so sorry. You know,
accident first. I wanted to be like, first off, you still hit me. Let's not forget that. Like,
let's not forget. I might've screamed at you, but I'm the victim. He was my wife. I am victimized.
You physically caused me pain. Okay. You hurt me no matter the age difference and the discrepancy of our stories
You hurt me okay, okay
But I couldn't say that I wanted to say that but I couldn't I said no no man
I mean, I promise I thought you're my wife. We've been joking with each other
I just did a little I just left her did a little prank on her. She didn't like it
I thought she was getting her retaliation. She goes no no no you need to be back in the church house you cannot be treated i said what's with these names i said i'm so serious
you need to get back in the church i said ma'am no no listen i thought you were my wife i'm so
sorry for getting over you i mean i was like so like here this is her and i was like engulfing
like i was completely over her entire existence she thought you were the grim reaper no yeah she thought i was robed up with a scythe coming to just her last
day it's your time like no so she's literally sitting here preaching to me no no no i even if
that was your woman it's not right to yell like that in public and you need to get back in the
church house and i and i just and this whole it went on for like a minute right Liv ends up coming down the aisle what she's like what the
hell happened like what cuz you know Liv's a ride-or-die yes like why is this
woman screaming at you right I'm like Liv she's 96 just cut I mean calm down
I'll tell you in a minute I was like ma'am I'm so sorry for any pain I caused
you any fright I hope your heart's still palpitating I hope it's I hope it's still
going good I'm truly I'm sorry she's still palpitating. I hope it's still going good. I truly am sorry.
She's like,
no,
you need to be better.
You need to be better.
You know how long that's set with me?
I need to be better.
I thought about that for the next three days.
You were taking notes,
like what am I doing wrong in life?
I thought about that all the way to Wednesday.
It was bad.
Like,
I just,
I need to be better.
It was unbelievable.
You should be better.
But at the end of the day you hurt me
Let's not forget that you hurt me this man this this hurt people hurt people you caused me pain. I
Was like I summoned myself
Terrified you Gandalf or like I was like I was kitty from Monsters Inc Sully
Like when he gets over the top, But let's just not get it twisted,
because you hit me.
That is your fault, though.
No, it's not.
Because she can't.
I thought it was Liv.
She has no cognitive skills.
She doesn't know where she's at.
If you're sitting here playing with your girlfriend,
fiance, wife, whatever it might be.
I wouldn't know.
For me, my...
If you're sitting here playing back and forth,
and I'm talking like, it wasn't like a,
oh, I'm sorry.
It's like she literally had to have been looking at the chips and not in front of her or there was intent wham and like right to my achilles
you know i have bad feet so it hurt it was just insult to injury you were like now the pain's
getting higher it should be on the toe just my broken toe now it's my entire ankle complex take
the leg at this point what do you want want? Huh? Oh, my God. It was unbelievable, though.
She definitely thought that it was her last day.
It was insane.
I'm so happy.
These kind of podcasts make me so happy whenever you have bad stories
and it's not just me.
You attract negative interactions.
You, you.
Smell my foot.
Get the hell, get that away from me.
Get that away from me.
It's clean.
It's definitely more clean.
There's still a brownish tint.
Look, look, look, still a brownish tint. Look.
Brownish tint.
I can't hold my leg up for that long because it causes pain in my extremities.
And because you have weak hip flexors.
You don't know my hip flexors.
Did you just two?
I think you just did.
We got a compliment on the studio.
We had some visitors.
It wasn't the floors. We can't control it guys we literally cannot do anything about it you'll only know about that
if you are in the koala club or you follow cam on tiktok one of the two um but no somebody we
had a whole group of like these videographers this other podcast came on when is that podcast
coming out the podcast that we went on it's a good question but they came in they came in and
they're they said oh my god it smells so good in here now that is the last compliment i thought
we would get it's because of the febreze that i use on my body as well swamp ass yeah it's
ridiculous my crotch is like in like you know whenever you like my underwear too tight because
i dried them too much and you know whenever like on a hot tight because I dry them too much?
You know whenever on a hot summer day?
Are you starching them?
A dryer is just cloth at that point.
Starching drawers is insane.
That's insane.
If you starch your drawers, get it?
That's why you have water and sweet tea for Thanksgiving.
That's why you have water and sweet tea for Thanksgiving. That's why you smell like swamp.
That's why your head's the size of Megamind on a hot air balloon.
Okay, you smell like youth sporting events.
Your toes look like you haven't had a home in the last 18 months.
Your hip flexor couldn't raise up a five-pound weight.
Your hip is like an 80-year-old woman that's gone through three surgeries and two replacements.
Why do you not have a hat on today?
Oh, because you finally got a haircut, caveman.
My haircut costs $60.
Now you're going to flex?
Yep.
Mine costs $35 to $40.
Conversation over. All right, sit your little pap happy ass sit your 24 year old ass down
i'm believing that does that sound good what 24 24 it's my kobe your baby
shout to kobe there you go that's it you got to show some respect yeah that's why i said it
i have a question for you okay you payton harden you okay happy birthday birthday. Do you think you have a better chance of recovering
or dealing with a gloved up Mike Tyson body shot, okay?
Full blown, like he's biting down on his mouthpiece.
Okay.
Prime Mike Tyson.
Digging in there.
Okay.
Okay? Prime Mike Tyson. Digging in there. Okay. Or a pronged up kangaroo on its tail,
double foot drop kick straight to your bird.
100%.
I'm taking Mike Tyson's uppercut any day of the week.
Are you?
A kangaroo paw?
What is that going to?
Have you seen Mike Tyson?
Have you watched any interviews?
Have you seen a kangaroo's foot?
He chewed another man's ear off.
A kangaroo can take off any human when it wants.
He is so different.
He bit and chewed another human being's ear in a gloved, sanctioned boxing match.
A kangaroo is the size of Tim Duncan in animal form.
And now you're getting its paw to your sternum?
Are you nuts?
He's drop kicking you straight to the breastplate.
My point!
If Mike Tyson gets to line up, glove on, line up a perfect line,
digging straight to your body, you're going to have necrosis of the liver.
I mean, you're physically not going to be the same person.
You're physically not going to be the same person after.
Not only do kangaroos kick with a punctuation at the end,
they also got hands.
Boom, boom, boom.
That's not the deal.
Anyway, you think a kangaroo can outbox Mike Tyson?
It can outbox me.
You want to talk about hands?
It's Mike Tyson. It can outbox me! You wanna talk about hands? It's Mike Tyson.
It can outbox me.
He once told someone he's going to eat their children.
Mike Tyson's 73 years old!
No disrespect.
I was about to say, he'll still lay your ass out and my ass out.
Okay, prime Mike Tyson.
Prime Mike Tyson, strong prime kangaroo.
Okay, I have enough confidence in my sternum to
bite down just really quench like it's a bad poo your sternum yes your breastplate is the size of
chopsticks you're gonna get split in half regardless are you nuts are you nuts frail
bones jones oh my name's cam and i got hips the size of an 18 wheeler. Sorry that I can flex real hard
like I'm taking a hard poo. I could flick you and you would fall backwards. I'm not saying either
one of them are admirable options, but I'd rather take Mike Tyson's one hand than a kangaroo's two
feet to my liver. The liver is coming from Mike, not the kangaroo. Kangaroos
going right there. You're just going to hit a little Dr. Strange. Your soul's going to leave
for an 18 yards back. If Mike Tyson, you're going to wake up a year later, you're going to wake up.
You're going to wake up with the family and kids. If Mike Tyson can line up and you're sitting there
unbraced and he just goes, us, right there.
What happened when I was asleep?
That's for you to find out.
That's for you to find out.
You're nuts.
You need to go back to school education.
It's a kangaroo.
Like, yes, they're fantastic beasts.
Kangaroos look like Brock Lesnar now.
Mike Tyson is Brock Lesnar.
What are we talking about?
It's Mike Tyson.
It's a kangaroo.
Have you seen Kung Fu Jack?
It's Kangaroo Jack!
Same shit!
Have you seen Mike Tyson drop other grown men
who literally devote their existence to fighting?
I've seen a kangaroo put a dog in a headlock.
I'm sure I can put up less of a fight than a dog.
And then I saw the random owner, Brandon,
go up and just punch the kangaroo,
and he was starstruck.
Because that kangaroo didn't have fighting capabilities,
and he didn't use his feet.
Oh, then if he didn't have fighting capabilities,
how did he just put the dog in a half-nil?
He didn't understand the power of his legs.
Mike Tyson understands the power of his legs the king tyson understands the power
of his fist okay but it's all about positioning and power you're insane you're dumb and dumb and
stupid you're stupid and dumb you're stupid you're stupid are you oh my god dude you're
pissing me off are you insane yeah i know you are thanks that felt good now my i'm wet
like why can't we not have one question and then without good. Now my... I'm wet.
Like, why can't we not have one question and then without you just be like, oh, I'm wet?
Because you work me up.
And I don't sweat from any... You say bad answers.
You ask stupid questions.
I'm throwing you...
Do you want a kiss?
I didn't say no.
I'm throwing you absolute bombs to just knock out of the park.
We can find...
Who catches bombs? We can are you nuts?
It takes you a couple tries to give me going do that did that was funny
What does that mean? I'm not funny
Literally like in my mind and saw like a sim text just like
Well, how do you just ruin my joke we say yeah, it takes a couple tries that's bullshit
I kind of just got a headache from that last one.
You pissed me off.
Yeah, so did you.
Who says that?
No, no, as a friend, who says that to another friend on a comedy podcast?
No, because, no, it's, no, you're fantastic.
I'm saying, like, we're, like, number one in some country in Africa right now for a comedy podcast,
and you're saying I'm not holding my weight on the comedy side.
No, you're holding a lot of weight. You said, oh, it takes you a couple tries podcast and you're saying i'm not holding my weight on the comedy no you're
holding a lot of weight you said oh thanks you a couple times but you landed no because that one
was hilarious oh my name's cam i'm desensitized to comedy oh no you're a funny guy whatever dude
my toe's broken whatever all right absolutely broken a fantastic episode the birthday episode
there's two toes rubbing against each other that simply shouldn't be. Oh, my heavens.
A toast to 24.
There's nothing in it.
There's nothing in that cup.
Yeah, there is.
Let me see.
Did you, what, spit back in there?
No, there's...
That's a drink.
All right.
You say it.
That's it for another great week on the podcast.
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Oh, a little birdie told me, you know, because Uncle P is turning 24 one night because y'all
are so gracious in gifting him that, you know, he told me, he said he's just going to lob
y'all a little promo code back for the merch, you know, just in case you never got what
you wanted or in case, you know, Christmas finally passed so funds are looking good again.
So be on the lookout for that promo code.
Koala Club members in in patreon you of course
will be receiving it first you will have the open access lines to uh engage with the code first but
everyone else they've already gotten it they've already got this is out right now so you would
have already had it and you already so the code is oh go go go go. Peyton 24. Peyton 24 is the promo code.
Peyton 24 promo code.
Where is it?
In the description below.
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It's all right.
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You should know studios.com backslash shop.
We love all of you.
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We are very.
We have to be on a flight at 4 in the morning. Backslash shop. Backslash shop. We love all of you. This is another fantastic. We're so hungry. We are very.
We have to be on a flight at 4 in the morning.
Absolutely just not enough nutrition in me.
Anyway, code for this week to get your good karma.
Thank you for staying this long.
Confuse the casuals.
Throw it in the comments.
Throw it on the Instagram post.
Throw it on the TikToks.
It is simply, you can already guess it, it's going to be HBDP.
It rhymes.
Happy birthday, Peyton. That's the code. You can spell it out.
You can just put those initials and letters, whatnot, everything.
I want to say a quick birthday message is that's okay. It's your birthday.
Yes. Uh, thank you to everybody for the well wishes. Don't drink that yet.
Thank you to everybody for the well wishes.
Thank you everybody for the well wishes. Uh, I so much uh i haven't gotten them yet but i'm
assuming they're gonna send them i really hope some of y'all send them because it's awkward
extremely awkward um uh thank you to cause cam uh for spending my birthday with me to a great
trip to la to a great uh stuff for the podcast and uh fun times and thank you to everybody i
love you a shout out to my parents. For what?
I don't know.
I love you so much.
Happy birthday.
I love you.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, buddy.
And you thought we forgot,
but we'll never forget.
One hundred tickle all bears.
Don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see you next weekend
on the Quality Club right now.