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October's very own. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 81. round of applause please yeah i like that i like that i like that i like that hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 81 happy fall happy spooky season you know what that means. Happy spooky season. You know what that means. It's spooky season around here at the You Should Know Podcast. For the audio listeners, you can't

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On to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Do we have a goblin? A troll? A medieval? Oh, oh, oh my God. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

I want to see how you figure this out. Talk on the mic. I want to see how you figure it out. Talk on the mic. I want to see how you figure it out. Talk on the mic. We got a host cam! Back in the studio Happy spooky season, Bubba

That's not of God It's normally you We got spooky decoration Come on, Cam What? Come a come Cam Come Bubba Cam I was saying like boom buck I was gonna say cam and then bubba so I said you said come a bug cubby yeah we got spooky

decorate we do these are sick bro thank you I'm not gonna lie these are sick we got these and we bought these are sick when we bought these the first thing I imagined was my college fantasy with you. Shirtless. Pillow fight. Can we do it right now? I have a beater on. We can't do this.

What are we doing? We can't. I don't know. You said it. I didn't mean it. Your skin looks good though. I think it's all the black, like you usually wear. Not the black on the skin.

Why do you do it? You set me up for this week after week. Let's go. I didn't make... What? That was a bit too hard. Yours had some might behind it. Yours hit the skin.

All right, I don't want to have this fun anymore. Okay, well. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to your channel. Camerawoman, how you doing? How was your week, bubba? Dude, my week was absolutely fantastic. I did so many fun things. You want to hear about it?

Please put on your shirt for the police. You're not good to look at. Yeah, I'm so bright. I'm so bright. The lumens on my skin are as of the moon. How was your week, Bubba? How was it? How'd everything go? Dude, I had a fantastic week, man. I spent so much quality time with Ruby. I got to hang out with my wife a little bit. She's decent. She's cool. It was cool. I bought a bag of heads and, I mean, we saw some other spooky things. You got frightened in a local store.

Oh, my God, yeah. We went to the Halloween store to get this stuff. That's not for me. We walked in, and, like, it literally all – Okay, they have a button behind the counter. They have to. They have to have a button. No, it might be sensory motored.

But all the things said, step here, as if it was button controlled. And on one of them, I stepped, and then it turned on. But we were just walking past and those things were like and the kid was like what the fuck? And then he looked down and the little kid was like I gotta get out. Fun fact about me, since it is spooky season, I've never been to a haunted house. Never been. That's some

I don't do that. You've never been to a haunted house? I have no interest. Oh my god, we're going. Oh my god, Koala Club. Oh my god, Koala Club. No, I'm not cool if y'all want to leave in koala how bad do you want to see him no i'm not yes you are yes you are what do you gain from that like that's what i don't understand adrenaline spike i don't i don't need that it's you don't need it i like my life being like this mellow yeah i don't even kill like and i don't that's bullshit because you get on to me every week i come on the show how was your your week? Oh, it was great.

It was great. And then you say, you're so like this. Live a little. And then when you have the opportunity to go do something spooky, scary, and ghouly, you don't take the advantage. No, no, no. I'm not talking about doing stuff. You do cool stuff.

I'm just saying you're boring to talk to. How was your week? You don't care. Do you honestly care? I'm asking. Yeah, I care. Are you asking, but do you care? I care.

You look like, what's the guy's name from um martin scorsese no i don't i actually don't know what the guy from the show that was a knockoff of the office parks and rec oh star lord you look like star lord right now chris pratt yeah you look like chris pratt i don't look like what did you say chris pratt it's chris pratt yeah there's no e in the end at the end of his name. It's just Chris Pratt. How is that a... Bro, if you were the controller of my life, I'd be in prison.

If you could control me, I'd be in jail. Okay, that's a great question. If you could control each other's bodies for a day, what would you do with mine? Shave your hair. I would absolutely get rid of your lower back hair and your head. You have an obsession with my body hair. What is it? Shave your hair. I would absolutely get rid of your lower back hair and your head. You have an obsession with my body hair. What is it?

Get rid of it. Your skin is too fair for your dark, coarse hair to be just visible at all times. That's the thing. That's the crazy part. If you remove your trousers, the hair on your leg would frighten people. That's the crazy thing.

I've never spent more than five seconds of my life thinking about your body hair. It is a constant reoccurring thought in your mind's translucent i have blonde hair on my it's you can barely see weird ass nipples and i don't spend my day thinking about that you have weird ass nipples oh but you do think about no i don't yes you don't you're on record telling me you've thought about my nipples before you were lonely clip you were lonely cold and afraid it wasn't on camera it was on a facetime call and i didn't i didn't uh a screen recorded you were lonely this is what we're doing you were lonely, cold, and afraid. It wasn't on camera. It was on a FaceTime call and I didn't, I didn't, uh, a screen record it. You were lonely. This is what we're doing. You were lonely, cold, and afraid. And you said, I was thinking about your nipples. And I said, you need help. Cam, I've never said that. No, I have not. No, I have not. Does that sound like

something I would one, make up? Yes. Or two, you would say? Two. That's the thing about you, you're a victim-er. Define it. Well, define it. A victim-er. Define it, Merriam it miriam webster a victim come up with something new okay every time i say high diction words you always say that miriam webster it's a it's a it's a grand tradition what else would you do fantastic what else would you do with my body fantastic dictionary okay if i had one day yeah i would run a mile to see how hard it is you wouldn't get five feet you'd be out of breath i'd eat good food to see how bad my stomach would end up reject it and i already said i'd shave you you would you buy something cool with all the money i have Ooh!

Big bank takes little bank. I'm kidding. No, I'm poor. I actually have no money. I'm poor. I literally have no money. You have quite a good amount of expenses. I'm poor. I have no money right now.

I have Twitch banks. You Twitch banks? My Switch banks. Ooh! Can you relax and speak? Ooh, what? What, are you going to beat my ass? I could if I wanted to.

No shot? I have a... Do it! Oh! I have never farted so bad that I nervously played with my own ear. You literally just made... Have I ever told you that about myself about my ears? I have a tickle ear.

I knew it. I knew there was... I knew it. What? I knew it. I absolutely knew it. What? I knew it. I absolutely knew it. How? How is that that?

Say it again. I have a tickle ear. Come on. Come on. You don't have a tickle spot on your body? No. I'm a grown-ass man. I'm not ticklish.

You got a lot of circumference on them hips for good tickles. You tickle hips, you creep. Spit on me again. That would have been... That would have been the end. No, no you don't right here is not a tickle spot for you no it's my ears i cannot do it here you go grasp my leg so much popped out of you just now wow really come here bring your hips you're not gonna tickle my hips what do you even tickle on a hip? You grab the bone. You just grab them haunches and you just. Remember in college.

Oh, the bottom of your foot. I used to tickle that. On your own? No, on your foot. No, you haven't. It doesn't feel good, huh? It doesn't feel good. Booyah!

We got him. We got him. Call the Federal Department of Education and Police. That's the thing with you. You lie. It's going to be hard for you to make it to the kingdom. He took my own phrase! You're a phrase thief!

Thief of phrases! Oh my god. You look like a Sebastian. Man of Scalco? No. Good man, though. Great man. Well, we don't know personally. Don't know him at all.

Literally don't know his at all don't literally don't know his middle name yeah he could be a murderer but great comic that's the thing about you me and live talk about this you're one step away no no no do you just did y'all just hear that he confides in my wife as so she does him i'm speaking like it's pig latin you're speaking like the declaration of independence they confide in each other and I'm speaking like it's pig Latin. You're speaking like it's the Declaration of Independence. They confide in each other and talk shit about me. It's not talking shit. That is...

It's a genuine concern. We can say what you... They're genuinely concerned that I'm one little fall, one little wire being rewired away from being a murderer. That's not shit talking? Not just a murderer, like Dahmer level. Like, you literally said... Like, you would collect ribs in your fridge.

I was just about to say, he said last week, he literally said, dude, if you like slipped and bumped your head one time, I swear to God, I'd walk inside, there'd be a slack of ribs in your fridge. I was like, what? He said, no, no, human ribs. It'd be Dahmer. You would collect wrists like that. I'd have a wrist necklace.

Oh, God. That'd be kind of fire. That's dark. If it wasn't humans. Wait, wrists don't have bones? necklace. Oh, God. That'd be kind of fire. That's dark. If it wasn't humans. Wait, wrists don't have... Bones? No, they have bones, but you'd have to... I was thinking...

It'd be like a little pearl. But you can't... Yeah, but you can't... There's not a hole in them. I'd have to drill my own hole. Yeah, dumbass. I don't know what I was thinking for a second. There's no bones.

Speaking of live... No, we're not on there yet. What were you speaking of? Because I want to talk to you. I like those flowers. I'm surprised you don't like the skulls. Is that a big head joke? No, because you like bones and weird shit.

Oh, I'm a dommer? Yes. Okay, so this is the thing with Cam, right? Nice $3,000 pants. They're literally not. I have the price tag on them right now. Show the world. Go show the price tag.

Go show the price tag. Big Bank Hank, go show the price tag. Yeah, show the real price tag. No, no, no, you bastard. Show the real price tag. Go show the price tag. Big Bank Hank, go show the price tag. Yeah, show the real price tag. No, no, no, you bastard. Show the real price tag. No! The real one. The real one.

Okay, he got them on sale. We'll just say that. He had a hell of a sale. And it was a gift. It was a gift. From who? Answer immediately. Answer immediately.

A fan. I saw a fan at the store, and they said, Payton, sorry the fans don't love you like they love me. They don't. They don't. It's fine. It's fine. Anyway. My trousers are eating me.

Do you see how you keep trying to avert this? Because you are going to get called to the podium one day. The FBI is going to come in, and there's going to be a septic tank in your small bathroom with human parts. It's going to be hard. You? Yes, you. How?

Ask your question. There's a fly. It's probably because you got bones in here somewhere. Oh, it's because I have bones or because you have science fair material on your desk back there.

I have a Starbucks. He literally has a drink that has not been sipped, touched, or looked at in two calendar weeks. it is literally foaming yeah like there's a there's a a breeding ground in that cup i got a drink starbucks made it wrong but i was like let me see what science does so i left it on my desk episode 79 i left it on my desk for two weeks and i'm seeing what happens like science and erosion has nothing to do with rocks and again cam keeps trying to divert

the topic my brain is firing at enormous rates ask your question oh big head joke cam chews on his foot like his toenails do you think my hips are good enough for me to get my foot to my mouth that's a fact that's pretty aggressive yeah oh my god oh don't break your hips Oh no What if on camera I was really trying to force it And all you heard was like Like a dense pop

Yeah And your hip popped And went in my mouth Why are you looking at me like that? You just shit your pants Again I heard you No that was your squeaky ass

No I was holding it in Enough of feet and mouth Ask your question and don't know what's going on Don't interrupt me big head big hip nasty ass toe you do you've been smelling like shit recently I just want to put that out there. You haven't been smelling as fresh as you normally do You gave me a deodorant now. I smell good. Yeah, I had to gift you deodorant I didn't give you a smell good life source, but I smell bad come on alright because you do anyway Okay, shut up. Just shut the hell up, Dahmer.

Listen. This is a weird ass thing Cam does. And this might get you canceled. Cam is like in love with like the structure of the body. And like skin. And like bones. And the smell of like. It's so weird.

No, I'm dead ass. It's not a podcast. You know you are. Give me a single piece of evidence. Okay. Oh, the one time live is in here the one time every time i'm around you and you get in that weird ass mood you get like hot flashes and you and you lock into this zone and you grab live and you literally go like

this you know hey you dip low and you grab her because she's small and you grab her and you go and you're like oh my god your ribs just like the way your body, your back. Tell me you don't. And then you sniffer fucking neck. Yes, you do. I have never said your ribs, your back. Yes, you do. I grab my wife. I 100% go to the neck.

I don't go, oh, yes, you do. I do not grunt behind her like an animal. Oh, my God. You're going to have such a hard time when our heavenly father looks at you in the eyes. Such a hard time. I grab my wife. You're going to have an. Such a hard time. I grab my wife. You're going to have an eternity with Baphomet. I grab my wife in a loving state.

I don't go... Damn, yes, you've literally done it on the show. You do it on Patreon every week. Y'all damn near make Malachi in the middle of the set. I still don't grunt. There was a comment on last week's episode i love the p no it was actually a weird ass comment and i'm sorry am i the only one that i love the pda yes it's hot this is hot yeah it's strange i'm not gonna lie it's a little

strange still love you but i love i love my wife sue me okay and then i don't get behind her and pull out a damn a measuring tape and i go i could slice this right there. Quick laceration. Pull the left rib. But this is what you do when you get Ruby. Whenever you're with Ruby. And I know you can't lie. That's a different skeleton. You put her. Ruby is this small, animalistic, alien, little hobbit looking ass dog with bad hips just like her dad.

And seizing problems. She does seize. Bless her heart. God bless you. Close one nose. Solve the issue. You put her on her back, right? And you're like, oh, boobie, woobie,

oh, Meredith Gray. And then you grab her and you put your nose right in her ribs. And you're like, oh, yes! Holy shit! He is a liar! Liar! You lie in front of God.

You don't smell that dog? You don't smell her goddamn rib cage? Oh my God. You don't smell that dog? You don't smell her goddamn rib cage? Oh my God, you don't smell her? And you elongate her to see how much she can go. What am I about to eat her after that? I don't know. That's what I'm concerned. I put her down.

I talk to her. I kiss her little belly. Yes, I kiss it. I have never once gone like this. Oh, yeah. Right on her stomach. No, I haven't. Look at you.

You want to talk about me? Clean your chin! There's literal saliva resting on your chin. You don't care when it's your juices on my chin. This shirt is suddenly so heavy and hot. Oh, that sounded even worse. I said that. I meant that I was sweating.

Can we talk about that fan interaction we had outside the TJ Maxx? Oh my god. Cam almost yelled at an elderly woman with weird earrings. Yeah, let us paint the picture, though. So we're walking around Target and TJ Maxx getting some of this decor, right? Yeah, you'll see the very fractional beginning of this interaction. So we're walking from Target to the TJ Maxx. A truck stops.

Hey, we love y'all. Oh, what's up, truck? Boom, they go. Someone comes out of the Target. Oh, my God, I love y'all. Oh, what's up, truck? Boom, they go. Someone comes out of the Target. Oh, my God, I love y'all. Boom, we love you, too. Picture, bam. So now we're going to TJ Maxx, right?

We were walking in there, and this mom. She was so cool. She was so dope. A mom and two sons. One of them played for the Green Bay Packers. One of them was on the Green Bay Packers. Not literally, but he was an enormous human being. One of the biggest humans I've ever seen.

Two sons and a mom. She's like, I'm totally embarrassing my kids right now, but I absolutely love y'all. Can we take a picture? Bada bing, bada boom. She had great energy, this woman. Love her. Fantastic energy. She was hitting a little dance and everything.

She was great. Tall. She was tall. Unfortunately, we took the picture pretty close, maybe three, four feet in front of the entrance. And to preface it, you could see from a mile away the aura and the energy of everybody right there was happy giddy everybody was excited to be around each nothing but teeth showing their smiles quick little banter by all means it wasn't a damn meet and greet like she wasn't telling us her life story she said i love you i'm embarrassing my kids can we take a picture

so we're like oh we love you too don't be embarrassed kiddos let's take some flicks that's simple yeah whole thing minute time we go to take the picture we're like, oh, we love you too. Don't be embarrassed, kiddos. Let's take some flicks. That simple. Whole thing. Minute tops. And then we go to take the picture. We're taking this picture, and this raggedy-ass mean woman walks up with her. The fact that her friend doubled down on what we said shows that she sucks. The first girl sucks. So this woman, she's elderly.

I don't know if she's mad at life or what, but don't take it out on me. She walks by, and she goes, y'all are in front of the entrance. You're blocking the door. In the middle of us taking a picture. It's like, wait, maybe two seconds. One, two. The picture's been took. The problem is she didn't just say that to start.

She goes, oops. Yeah. Oops. Oh, you almost. Yeah, that's how I was feeling too. I said, oops. And they can't follow her around the store and threaten her life. I not no don't say that i didn't do that i wanted i said some things under my breath i sure did she definitely heard it there's no way she didn't

hear it i don't care i'm glad you heard it she sucked yeah she did suck people are ruining y'all are blocking the door the entrance and i literally in the moment i go yeah well we're taking a picture and then she walks by and then i whisper to the mom i'm like god that woman was rude yeah finish the picture taking her son jumps in they leave have a blessed day we walk in the store and i am like hunting this one like yeah she was so damn mean i just want to you know stare at her couldn't find her you're having one of those things where you go in the shower and you're like, I should have said this. Like you play the thing over again and you're like, but.

It's just like, be nice. Be nice. Why? Don't ruin other people's vibes. Spooky season. Be nice. Come on. The You Should Know Podcast.

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How the hell am I supposed to know when ranch is made? Did you just ask me that? Like I was going to sit here and spit out a valid answer? That's a great question. You ever think about how ranch... How was ranch made? Oh, it was back in West Virginia in the... Who do you think I am?

That was a shit question. That was a great... No, you ever... We were talking about TJ Maxx and picture taking and women with bad earrings. I got hungry. And you go, you ever think about how ranch was made? I got hungry.

How do you think ranch was made? It's such a great question. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What are you saying? We weren't speaking of food at all. No, I'm like saying, who invented food? You know what I'm saying? Like these different, like are you ever like having a hot dog and being like,

who decided to put this meat in the bun and put ketchup on it? You saved America. You know what I mean? Like, who thought of that? Okay, that's more valid. Thank you. But it's not, it's, first off, the hot dog wasn't a thing. Someone had to make the hot dog.

That's what I'm saying, dumbass. You said they put this meat on, you know what a hot dog is? It's like goo, and they put it in the little wrapping. Yeah. Ruined it for you. Hot dogs suck. No, but you know what I'm saying? Like, who made honey mustard? It's like goo, and they put it in a little wrapping. Yeah. Ruined it for you. Hot dogs suck. No, but you know what I'm saying? Who made honey mustard?

Who's the first one for milk? Age-old question. What sick creep walked up to a mooing animal and said, I could work with that. What sick bastard did that? And they were like, we can freeze this and make it ice cream. You think ice cream came before milk? That's not what you said.

Don't strike me. Oh, my name's Cam. I flexed my 17 degrees in my four business administration honors, but I can't fucking listen to save my life. Dumbass, big brain, but I got paper to show that I tried real hard. Listen up. Did they not have a listening degree in the

school you went to? Oh, I spent 18 years at a junior college and I got 12 damn business degrees. We're in the same spot! And I can't comprehend a simple damn sentence, but then I want to get my wife and my best friend on the couch and embarrass them in front of millions when I give them a riddle word problem. I'm glad you got that out. That was, that was haunting. You needed to get that out. You absolutely needed that to leave you.

You know what you need to get rid of? That extra fluid in your hips. My hips have become a literal cornerstone of this podcast. It is a foundational piece. Hippie, hippie, hippie. Everybody in the comments right now, hippie. If someone's watching this in your living room, chanting hippie and fist pumping,

you deserve to be prosecuted. You know Monday we're going to get tagged with Instagram stories of people going, hippie, hippie. That's bullshit. Next merch drop, just a picture of your face. Just a hip bone.

And it just says hippie. I'll take it. No, but. Penis. Back to, what? I call him the zipper. Ooh. Ooh. Did you ever Okay Zipper on skin

Okay Sit on a nut No That's awful You're impressive No that's You're low hangers Bad

You got good hang Nice dick You're like a sack of gold No that hurts bad I'm saying when you were learning how to pee, right? Not sure how I did it. Probably with the help of your parents. Not sure if I was ever taught properly.

Don't know. I remember. Maybe that's why I do handstands. Were you ever like, what? What? You ever do that? Maybe that's why I do handstands in urinals. If you walked into a bathroom and a man was handstanding,

pissing at a downward velocity into a urinal what the hell would you do i'm calling the fire department i would be i would kick him over your little bit i'd go what the and just boot him this is sparta type shit no i'm saying like when you were learning how to what are you doing in there don't do it oh my god you smell that don't do it when i went like this a vacuum like, stench came out. Holy shit. A vacuum of... I don't know what to do anymore.

With your stench problem, you need to go under and let a doctor fix you. Like, if there was an option to walk into a hospital and they go, what's wrong? You go, multiple things. And they go, well, I need some more. And you go, here's $50,000. Fix me. And you literally just go like this.

And you just lay down. And you come out. And they're like, we couldn't do shit about half that. Now that'd be rough. Oh my God. But I'm saying, when you're learning how to pee, right?

Did you experiment different ways to go up to the urinal? Like how to get your money out. You know what I mean? How to get your manhood out. So one of two ways. What are the two ways? Short or above the waistband.

Okay. But then you experiment. What am I dugging up to? I'm like. No, you experiment with different panties, right? When you're a kid, right? So you found out what that hole is for. And you're like, I want to utilize that, John.

But then you got another barrier, which is the zipper. It's looked like Friday the 13th sometimes. I've cut up Buddy down there. You've had zipper lacerations on your penis. Yes. Taking it out and putting it back in is very, that was a daunting time. And then it was a rusher, so you didn't really pull the zipper down all the way and you get a pinch of the of the nuts oh god

oh god in heaven i'm not sure either siri oh okay but then and then oh the skin i'm thinking oh the skin and it's good yeah but i'm and then you go you travel distances right you see do i get real up close to the potty i did that a lot yeah oh i definitely had piss olympics you ever peed in your shoe in your boot on accident because you know when the stream someone else pissed in my friend's shoes on purpose somebody's pissed at my shoes on purpose too i got bullied i had to tell at the time you didn't stand up for yourself and then so like you know when you're traveling far distances from the urinal right and you're a long streamer come on dog come on dog so you're traveling like

sorry this is raunchy this is not good good. This isn't Patreon. You're traveling a long distance right from the urinal, but you don't calculate that the stream will die. Yeah. And you got to kind of make up for the difference. And it just goes to your trail on the floor. I always did the safe way. I'd start close and go further back as much as I could until I realized the stream would then leave the toilet.

I played it safe. But you'd have to eventually go back up. I got super up close. Then went back and as soon as I felt that stream touch that third... I want you to think about this. You can simply remove your ball cap

and I literally my train of thought gets absolutely bulldozed by a locomotive. Everything I was saying just went like this. Simply from you removing your cap. Oh, speaking of people making fun of me, right? You cough like a little wolf.

Please, I hope CJ went on your camera so that people can jiff that. Please, guys, make a jiff of that. Please. That is pissing me off. Shut up. It's, guys, make a jiff of that. Please. That is pissing me off. Shut up. It's how you say it. Jiff? Yeah, that's how you say it.

The creator said jiff. But you look kind of cute. You want to finish the episode? You're going to take me backstage. I don't know what. No, you're. What the hell? No, you said it. Did I? Or did that come out loud? That was supposed to take me backstage. I don't know what. What the hell? No, you said it.

Did I? Or did that come out loud? That was supposed to be my head. That's the thing. The people that reject it the most are the ones that are fighting something. No, that's true. And you like me. No.

You're going to fight. No. Okay, I get made fun of a lot. I think I turned into a different human in the middle of the night. What the hell does that mean? I'm so scared of getting a girlfriend. Because the last time I slept with somebody in the bed and I woke up with them, they say that I'm active in my sleep in the middle of the night.

I will run errands for them. That's a fact. That's 100% fact. What do you mean? You used to do that shit in Juco? What? So we're gonna act like you don't remember when you were a British warrior like a bro you literally were like Paul Revere That's the thing I don't remember it, but I remember you telling me serious

I swear bro I turn into it like I I it scares me you okay? I woke up with a knife in my bed today. swear to god it was a butcher knife bro that you why do you have a butcher knife you gifted it to me i didn't give you a butcher knife i don't know the size of the knife a kitchen knife the biggest one is like it was the biggest knife in the catalog what's not that big okay to hell with the knife this bastard sitting next to me this man okay i'm not gonna lie back in juco days i'd play my game throughout the wee hours of the night it was a sick time i loved it though he literally creaks his door creaks open what time was it it was like two or three in the morning and you literally you're talking to me and i'm

like oh shit he's still awake but you were so serious about having this accident it was so bad it was so bad so i thought it was a joke at at first. You're like, you still got a light on? I was like, what? You said, you still got a light on? I was like, and I literally was like,

I couldn't even give you my full attention. I was like, what did you just say? And then I look at you and your eyes are like glazed. You're like not there and I'm like,

oh. You're like, bro, you still need, bruv. You said bruv. Bruv, you still need the lights on?

I'm like, what is hap, who are you? What is happening? That scares mev. He said, bruv. Bruv, you still need the lights on? I'm like, what is hap... Who are you? What is happening? That scares me too. That shit is not normal. Like, I woke up, like, so I was talking to the girl. We woke up in the morning, and the first thing she said to me is,

Peyton, I really like the conversation we had last night. I said, I didn't talk to you. I did not speak to you. Oh, that's scary. Oh, my God. You're going to be whispering sweet nothings, promising the world, and then you wake up, You're just like get out You go you go British again big John

She's like she was like shoes it's your bags and your crystals and fuck off she's like you really want three kids i said no you go you just point you're you're bamboozled by your own sentences she's like when you told me that you were gonna get me the ram truck you're just like i'm gonna throw up on her oh my god no that's not that's not okay though no it's so good i swear to god on everything i love i woke up this morning with a knife in my bed, Cam. And I don't do drugs, so I don't know what's going on. Like, I'm genuinely scared of me in the nighttime. You're turning into Lolly.

You're turning into Liv's mom. What'd she do? Remember, she would take medicine to help her go to sleep. She had restless legs. And she woke up one night. She tried to buy courtside Laker tickets in Los Angeles. Another night, she applied to be a cop. She literally contacted the police academy and sent an application.

Like, what? Holy hell. Yeah, and this girl was like, I'm so sorry to hear about your dog. And I was like, my dog is fine. Like, what are you talking about? Was it about dusty you're speaking about dusty maybe no it was before dust oh this is a long time ago dust yeah all right bro no you're sick you literally turned into ball review no the fact that i forgot about that that was that was weird. It left me with just a spine-chilling feeling.

No, I genuinely, because now I have a fear, like, am I going to cause harm on somebody, like, in the middle of my sleep that I don't, like, because you know what I mean? I can't defend you if you do that, because it's like, I don't even know if you meant it. Do I go to jail for that? 100%. Really? Yeah. But I wasn't, it's not me.

100%. Am I crazy? I hear voices in my head. They talk to me. They talk to me. They tell me things that I don't do. They show me things I'll do to you. They talk to me.

Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me. All the lawyers are defenseless. All the doctors are diseased, and the preachers are the sinners, and the police just take the birds. I just squished my nuts. There's so much spit in your mouth. You swallowed it. God, I hate it.

Do you want me to spit it out? What stopped you now? We're 80 We are almost a year and a half in And you go would you rather we spit You spit Our carpet is ruined Because of you spitting

Oh no no Oh yeah That looks like a meteorite That looks like a meteorite Hit the carpet We could sell this carpet Yeah we could sell it as a Lord of the Rings map of Middle Earth.

Lord of the Rings. Because it's a fantastic franchise. And I'm watching it heavily right now. I know. I want to kind of watch it. Speaking of Liv's mom, I don't know why this popped in my head.

I love Liv's mom. The shit that happened this weekend, this past weekend. Oh, she's great. She came to visit us this weekend. She did come to visit. That's on Patreon

dropping Monday. Well, out now. Oh, I didn't know we filmed it. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. It's out. The Golden Girls.

Oh, the Golden... The Tim... Oh! That was so scary. I lost all my oxygen. I lost all my oxygen What is that? Who just walked in? He's everywhere Holy shit. You literally went... I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I'm gonna poop myself. Oh, I can't breathe. Where the fuck are you? I went one level too high. Oh, fuck. Okay. What happened? Oh, my God. Bro. Oh fuck are you dying? I went one level too high Oh fuck Oh my god Bro Oh my god

There was so much like thick spit in my throat Cause you swallowed it I told you not to swallow your spit You literally said Who's in here? Oh, okay, okay. Holy shit. Holy shit.

I really want to watch that back. Oh, my God. I want to watch it so much. That was real panic. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right.

Oh, shut up. No, I am dead ass. We have to get back. We have to get back. Oh, bro. Oh, what was it? Yeah, oh yeah the girl I Taste boy in my mouth. I choked on a Lifesaver one time.

The scariest moment of my life. It was in the back of my dad's Ford Explorer, all black. I choked on Cheez-Its. That was the scariest moment of my life. Did you forget to chew? Is choking irresponsible? It is a little bit, honestly. I had 17 Cheez-Its. Yeah. That was the scariest moment of my life. Forget to chew? Is choking irresponsible? It is a little bit, honestly.

I had 17 Cheez-Its in my mouth at once. You have a thick mouth. I tried to chew all of them. One of them didn't. Oh, I have a good question. I just laughed so hard my brain is asking for oxygen. I have a good question.

No, I'm talking. No, please, please. No, I got a question. I have a story, though. Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. I have a question. How do you chew, though. Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. I have a question.

How do you chew? What does that mean? You look dead. Dude, I am fighting. How do you chew? How do you chew? Molars. Next.

You think people out here chew with their front teeth? Yes. That's what I'm saying. Do you consciously chew? If you have to consciously think about chewing, I would think that you were in an accident. Honestly, God, if you have to think about you chewing, I think you're relearning life.

Because there's no way. No one thinks about chewing. Wait, wait. No, I'm dead ass. You don't think about how you chew? You think about chewing. You don't like divide and conquer. Divide.

All right, Genghis. No, I don't Alexander the Great. I just chew the corn stick. The corn dog. Corn dog. Corn dog, mozzarella stick. They fuse. You know what I'm saying?

So you're not like, I'm going to start off on the right side and move it to the left. Or is that just a natural flow progression? It's just, bro, progression, digression. like, I'm going to start off on the right side and move it to the left. Or is that just a natural flow of progression? It's just progression, digression, anything. I am very conscious of where I put it in my mouth. I am fucked. I start it in my mid-tongue section.

Then I break it off. Then I go a little bit to the right, a little bit to the left. Then I finish in the front. Then I bring it with my tongue and swallow it to the back. Every time I chew the same exact way. You could hand me the softest thing on earth and a brick and it's going to my molars.

Wow. So these front four don't have any action. Just beauty. Wow. I go just beauty. Do you think about your tongue when you chew? No. I promise it will mess you up. It will mess you up if you think about your tongue when you chew. You'll get all discombobulated. It does make me wonder like how can I fit so much food my mouth you can fit a lot in your mouth

Get it yeah, I get it enough tongue food shit. Tell me a story about the Golden Girls, bro It feels like the bugs life is they're shooting in my head right now. They are. Oh, there's something shooting in your head. What's that mean? I don't know. Be careful? Maybe.

Maybe. All right, what's your story? I got to stop that. What's your story? My story. Dude, you take so long to say everything. You interrupted me. Be a little entertaining, huh?

God, you. Oh, my God. Hey. I'll give you like an entertainment 101 book. Step one, don't be like how you're being. Oh, my God. Go ahead, dude. I'm about to grab your shoulder.

Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. All right, the story. Let's see how long we last. Let's see how long we last, guys. I don't even want to say it. I don't want to say it. He's being mean. I don't want to say it. Okay, being mean. I don't want to say it.

Okay, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. You're great. You're very riveting. Somebody asked... I tell stories too long. Did you read the comment in the last... The YouTube?

What is it? They said, I'm surprised Peyton didn't cut more of Cam's story out. It's so long. I don't edit it anymore. I see. No, it's okay.

People love you. They love me for me, not my storytelling. Yeah, we all have our strengths. Anyway, the story. Because this shit is funny. I don't care how long it takes. I, not my storytelling. Yeah, we all have our strengths. Anyway, this story. Because this shit is funny. I don't care how long it takes. I'll keep it short.

So, before you... What was the weather outside? I don't know. I'll drive up. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm being honest. Before you pulled up, two unbelievable things happened from the same line of lineage.

First, we're sitting there. We're in a bar, okay? Just a regular-ass bar. Yeah. Me, Liv, Liv's mom, Chrissy P, Lolly, whatever you want to call her. Shout out to Lolly. And Aaron. You will be introduced to her. Shout out to Aaron. first we're sitting there we're in a bar okay just a regular ass bar yeah me live lives mom chrissy p lolly whatever you want to call it in aaron you will be introduced to her uh right now it's on our patreon okay the four don't do that you're gonna swallow you can die four of us are sitting in a bar yep okay we're sitting there just waiting on you we got our

first round of drinks in out of nowhere literally middle of the conversation olivia's mom yeah christy p just whips out an ibuprofen bottle in the middle of the bottle whatever you want to say ibuprofen bottle okay uncaps it lines the table with pills how many different pills were in this bottle that's right they come like in a 24 pack oh no no there was different sizes colors also an assortment of pills in this bottle. I said, what the hell is that? She goes, my travel bottle. I go, your travel bottle?

That might be a felony. I said, that looks like my grandma taking her vitamins. That's 10 different things right there. And she goes, I need one of those and two of them. Uh-oh. She takes them off the table. Takes them, pops them like mini M&M&ms how does she know which one is which that's my that's my point okay this is all within 20 minutes okay she does that okay closes the

bottle and goes yeah but when we were at the cabin i said no yeah what just happened what the hell is that she goes oh it's completely normal i go it's completely not completely illegal okay so that's the mom yes the offspring olivia your wife who i'm married to it's like it's just freak genetics okay i i don't understand it another middle of the conversation we're all just talking no one's on their phones she literally doesn't wash her hands doesn't use hand sanitizer doesn't go to the bathroom okay in the middle of the conversation she's like no but cameron used to do this and then he, uh, grabs her contact. I know that was salty. With her sticky little cute fingers, grabs her contact out of her eyes. Puts them where? She puts those where? On the table. On the bar? On the table, in the bar.

Peyton, she doesn't get up. She doesn doesn't i don't even know what you do for contacts i don't have she doesn't freshen them up she doesn't wash her hands just keeps talking and the worst part is she's blind as a bat without her contact so i am i am sitting there literally bamboozled like you just popped god knows what that was you're gonna be blind for the rest of the night, didn't wash your hands, and just grabbed your contacts straight out of your eyes. Yeah. In the middle of a bar scene. But it was so.

That might be the sickest family trip I've ever seen. It was so nonchalant. Like, they both did it like that shit was just regular. No, it's not. And I was itching. That's your family. I married into a clan of just. I think.

Love them both, though. But I think that's what you like. I think you like chaos around you. Everybody around you is chaotic. So you're chaotic? Yes. I think that's the premise of the show. Thank you.

You're very chaotic. If you would have said, oh my God, if you would have said no, we would have had a fight for the ages. I mean, you definitely boost it up more than it is. If it was as bad as you say it is and as everybody says it is i they wouldn't watch you wouldn't be my friend you know what i hate about you what is following you you're a shit

lead driver a horrible lead driver really that's my up here you know it's so bad i just want to say i see i see oh you know i see a gap i take it you're gone're done. Or it's either that, like you break me off in traffic. I don't mean to, though. Or you're slow as a donkey piss. And I know why. I'm not going to say for legal reasons, but I know why you're slow as hell when you drive. No. No.

All right, bro. We're not doing the podcast. I will end this podcast right now. I will end the podcast right now. Okay. I do that. Okay. But that's not why I'm slow. Yes, it it is i'm often faster than you in the car never never

have you ever all right you formula one driver relax jeff gordon i'm just saying mechanically your car cannot go as fast as mine big bank takes little bank strikes again mark the time oh speaking since you sorry you need like a finger and foot fix like surgery that does look a little you look gross something else i don't like about you jesus relax i hate when you answer the phone around me what do i do when i am what do you what y'all hear cam's normal voice when he answers the phone it, it's like this. Oh, my God. Hey, what's up? Hey, man. What's going on? Who are you? That's not you.

You didn't reach that level of humility. I don't know who they are, so they don't get anything vulnerable or personal of mine. You do that to friends, Cam. No, I do not. Especially if you haven't talked to them in a long time. If one of our college friends would call you, you'd be like, hey, what up? That's not you. Are you?

Ask Olivia. Call Olivia. Call Olivia. Call Olivia. put that on something i put that on the podcast's ip i don't do that with friends call olivia i do it i do it with random people a random phone number that calls me does not get to hear my actual voice i'm already dialing okay put on speaker and put it right here hello hey babe you're on the podcast i'm dialing in Okay. Put it on speaker and put it right here. Hello? Hey, babe. You're on the podcast right now. I'm dialing in right now. You're on the podcast straight from your car, wherever you are. Hope you're being safe. We have one quick question, okay?

When I answer the phone, do I deepen my voice? Yes. Thank you, Liv! Okay. I agree to that, too. This is the BS part. Peyton said that I deepen my voice to my own friend's phone calls. Yes or no?

Yes. No, I don't! Thank you, Liv. Be safe driving. Love ya. Uh, is Cameron? Yes! Be safe. Thank you. It goes into the kind of music you listen to.

It goes into the people you hang around. Okay, okay. I'm the token. No, I don't... I do that. I will 100% admit, if I don't know you, you don't get to know me.

You don't get anything vulnerable, personal. You're a public figure. You are famous. If someone calls my phone, you don't get to know if this is my real phone or not, so I'm going to hit you with the... Hello? You go, hey, this is Cam. Yeah, hey, how's it going? I go, no, no. It's Cam. I go, you don't get to know if this is my real phone or not. So I'm going to hit you with the, hello? You go, hey, this is Cam.

Yeah, hey, how's it going? It's Cam. I go, this isn't Cam. All right, have a good one. They go, it is you. Literally, literally a friend from college called you in the studio, and I was like, I thought you were my cousin Tyrone. I was like, who?

Tyrone Free? He here? I thought it was you or him. It's that bad? You're like, hey, man. What's up, man? Hey, bro. Hey, man.

Hey, keep it trill, dog. Keep it trill? I'm DJ Screw, RIP, Pimp C. I chop and screw my voice? Literally, Cam was on the phone like this. I'm on the walk? Cam ordered Domino's in my apartment one time. And he was like, and the Dominoes couldn't get up to the apartment

And they were like hey we can't make it up to your apartment And he was like hey man don't worry about that shit dog I'll come down and fuck with you Alright bro On God you ain't gotta use the elevator dog I'm not sure you can do it I'm not sure you can do it I can't have fun

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So many plants. The garden in the front. I have a garden. There wasn't a garden in the front. How could you tell me what my future house looks like? Because gardens aren't in the front bro so many plants the garden in the front they have a garden there wasn't a garden in the front how could you tell me what my future house looks like because gardens aren't in the front gardens aren't in the front garden a garden a garden what are you not a master at you know about every food drink beverage in the world and now you're a garden expert gardens are in the front says who again everyone a garden a flower might be in the front a bush or a plant a garden den of gar backyard oh so when you get the homeowners association pamphlet that says no

front gardens huh i can't even have a basketball goal in my front yard. You think I can have a garden? Yes. Okay, you think flower equals garden. That's no garden, Bubba. Oh, what's a garden then, huh? A real garden with plants, vegetables. There you go. There you add stipulations.

Fruit. Real garden. That's a garden. Your shit was just flowers. If I put some damn mulch down and put a seed in there, that, John, is a garden because I'm saying it is. I'm growing earth in my front yard. Okay, real gardens have shit you can eat and consume. You can eat plants.

Can you not eat a plant? All right, you apothecary. What are you picking, brewing shit up, you witch? Oh, so. With your little cauldron. If you had a garden in your front yard, someone could literally just stop their Jeepep, hop out, take a carrot, tricks it for kids, and drive off. That's why it's in the back. Oh, so you're saying that you can't have a garden in the front for theft.

That's why? You leave your car in your front yard, don't you? Guess what? It's not a car anymore because it's in the front. So if I park my car in the back, what is that now? A bicycle? Garden gardens don't have anti-theft systems in them, dumbass. You ever heard of ATT?

That's not for a garden. Put some lasers out there if you want. I don't give anti-theft systems in them dumbass you ever heard of ATT that's not for a garden put some lasers out there if you want I don't give a shit your car literally has century mode on it it turns into a century it'll harm someone your car will scream in like a in a deep low tone voice if someone gets next to it a garden is vulnerable and precious someone could literally steal cucumber and run. Oh, so if I'm not making ingredients for a salad in my front yard, that means it's not a garden.

Correct. It's flowers. It's flowers, bushes, plants. There's not a garden. Oh, shit! So there's not a flower garden. There's no such thing as a flower botanical garden. Huge industrial ones in the front of a house?

It's not a garden. It's about the motion of the ocean, Cam. It's not about the front of a house. It's not a garden. It's about the motion of the ocean, Cam. It's not about the size of the river. It's not a garden if it's in the front of a HOA home in a neighborhood. Okay. There has never been a garden in a local residential neighborhood that has a homeowners association in the front yard, ever. Were you at my house tour with my realtor?

Were you? No. Did you see the garden? No. Okay. I'm telling you. Gardens are in the back. You didn't learn that when you were getting your 17 degrees.

Did you? You went to gardening 101? You went to a 300-person... You didn't go to shit! That's harmful. I'm sorry. Gardens are in the back, buddy. No, they're not. No, it's not. This? No, it's not. This? No, it's harmful. I'm sorry. Gardens are in the back, buddy. No, they're not.

No, it's not. This? No, it's not. This? No, it's not. Front yard. Front yard, pretty, look good. People, street view.

Backyard, vulnerable, sensitive. Real stuff. So I couldn't open your back gate and go grab a damn tomato if I wanted to? You could. Steal theft. It's... Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What point are you thanking? Because you said... Because there's thieves. Not just for thieves. That's the only thing you said, stupid idiot.

That's the first thing I said, stupid ass idiot. Just because I can't make a romaine salad out of my garden in the front? See, you suck. You're a dumbass. What kind of a garden would just be lettuce? You suck. See, are you the damn garden police are you an idiot are you part of the garden watchers of america

society as a matter of fact i am yeah you have nothing else to do with your time hippie get a job go get a garden in your backyard my house does have a garden no oh you live there no but i'm trying doesn't come to the garden in the front flowers bushes at best shrubs what's your backyard look like vacant oh there is one though no i have a back patio though concrete so do i no you don't that's a side patio that's on your back you don't even have a front and back you don't even have a front and back there's not a back door in my apartment a back door there's not a back door with a back patio a back there's not a back door in a back patio in my apartment there's a patio who said it's a back patio you know the front doors right yeah it's yeah it's parallel shut the fuck up you know the you

know the front door back okay it's back yeah oh what do you know 17 degrees and i'm wrong about everything oh they didn't teach me that in business marketing 101. Wait, how quick would it be for you to run to your front to back door? Let's go bad for bad. Wait, you've been telling me you can do two consecutive lunges and touch the front door to the back door? Yeah. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, we're going to go? You go.

What time is it? Oh, it's crazy because we actually have paved roads on the way to my apartment. Yours is made for horseback and settlers. Okay. You live off the Oregon Trail. No, they're constructing that highway and making it bigger. Where you live, it doesn't pop up on my Tesla car map. Hmm, that's not a real place.

So? You live in Wonderland. I was gonna make a joke, but you were so happy. See, he gets happy when he destroys me. I do it for sport. You physically get enjoyment and joy when he destroys me I do it for sport you physically get enjoyment Enjoy when you make me feel bad some blood for see that's sick, bro. You tyrant is sick careful I don't know what that means I

Was about to hit you with the Merriam-Webster, but you're gonna make fun of me that yeah I can speak of some new jokes. It's been a year and a half get a degree Why so we still have the same job? No, just so you can be accredited. I don't know what that means. Accredited for what? What does that mean? What does that mean?

I have my GED. What do you... What do you... What? What? What do you do in a car if you have to pick a booger? What? What do you do if you have to pick a booger in a car i don't talk about bugs i don't do that i don't talk about boogers booger stop cam booger snot sneeze sneeze nostril snot mucus booger as gross as people think i am something with boogers bro shuts me down like i i i can't do it so you

don't ever pick a booger you don't sneeze never? Never. I sneeze. Booger, snot. No, but I sneeze in private, too. Like, I'm not a public sneezer. Like, that's just, it's unfortunate for everybody around you. Like, that's so gross. Like, boogers is gross. What does that come from? Please stop.

I don't want to hear the evolution and evaporation and condensation of boogers. I don't want to hear it. Please stop. Cam, oh my God. No, Cam is nasty as shit. He picks his nose. No, I do snot rockets right in front of you on paper towels. What do you do whenever you have a booger in the car?

I pick it. I unroll my window. Oh my God. I hold it outside to where the air hits it cold. It crustifications, and then I flick it into the evanescence. Oh my God, Cameron. Do you sanitize after? Yeah, I have hand sanitizer in the car. I said thateron do you sanitize after yeah i have hand sanitizer

i said that to catch you in a lie i have hand sanitizer my car i said that to catch you in a lie you look like a disney channel villain you look insane you look like a liar hey you look absolutely hey god forgive him for lying i didn't have hand sanitizer in my Honda Pilot the entire time I drove it. Watch this. I didn't have hand sanitizer. Watch this. Oh. Hey, if you used it, it wouldn't have been there since 2007. Huh?

You had that same hand sanitizer in your car. Two years. I had it for two years. God, we are going to find a church for you to repent. Do you want to know exactly how I know I had it for two years? Yeah. Tell me how you're lying. Or three.

Three years. Three years. Three years. Tell me. Tell me. My father, okay, it was a UPS hand sanitizer. It was. Okay.

When they gave out tons of them. Okay. During COVID. So he gave me the bottle. What year was COVID? 2-0-2- bottle. What year was COVID? 2020. What year are we in now?

2023. When did I get rid of Rhonda? 2023. Three years max. Same hand sanitizer for three years. You are on record publicly stating that I had it since the conception of Rhonda. I've had it since COVID. 2020 to 2023.

This is going to test our friendship right now. I'm not even going to look at you because you're lying and deception makes me itch. Yes or no, Cam? Yes or no? Did you have that hand sanitizer in your car where the cup holders are at when I first met you? No.

No, I did not. No, I did not. No, I did not. Could there have been another hand sanitizer? Yes. The UPS specific one. It is gonna burn. The UPS specific one. Get your hand off your genitalia.

That specific hand sanitizer was given to me. Was it from UPS? Yes. I just said that, dumbass. Listen, stupid ass. Hey, remember that red shirt I had on? You go, was it red? Like you gained any points or credibility.

Listen, dumbass. Listen, dumbass. Oh, this is how I know. It's because not too long ago when I was in Rhonda Civic. Put your cap on. You put your fucking, put your, put a cross on your neck because you're a liar. You know how I know it's been in there recently? It's the same one because it was always at the same levels and it was so old and there's so much heat compression on it that it was like getting weird in there.

You know what I'm talking about. It was looking weird in there. And I used it literally like a year ago. It's weird because that fits my time frame. 2020 to 2023. A year ago it'd be 2022 it's the same one dude you're pissing like it is the same one podcast you're pissing me off turn the cameras off i swear to god it's the same one yes from 2020 no it's the same one from

whenever i met you dumbass it never moved it never moved do you think and it okay so the levels there was it was never filled. It was never full. You used that much hand sanitizer? Howie Mandel? Okay. What do you have against Howie? He's a germaphobic. To better my point, you started this argument saying I am disgusting. You're going to spend an

eternity in the underworld. I hope you know that and I hope you pray. But go ahead. You started this point claiming I'm disgusting, correct? If I'm so disgusting prior to COVID, why would I have hand sanitizer in my car? Because it was gifted to you, and probably Miss Lisa put it in there.

Why say it was your choice to put that in there? Spend more time with the other side of your family. I chose to put that in there once it was gifted, when my dad brought home. So what did he say to you when he gave it to you he didn't even say anything he said he didn't were you fucking there were you there you were in my bedroom creeping in the in the closet behind garments just listening to my conversation with my parents you just said there was no conversation exactly you. So was there a conversation or not? There was not a conversation. Then why'd you just say listening to the conversation?

Because you're like, oh, that's a lie. Then why'd you say it? Then why'd you say listening to the conversation is a conversation? Because my anger is getting over myself. It's getting the better of me. Because it's hard to keep up with a lie. It is not hard to keep up of the truth. You only have to tell the truth once. Do you not let me say it?

I just talked to you. I was here. My dad walked in with a box, a literal box, of like 12 of these USP... It's not a place. Of the 12 of these US... God, he's dyslexic. See how confrottled you get whenever you're... See how frazzled you get when you lie? My dad walked in one night, very night, brisk night, maybe 76 degrees outside.

Fun camp stories. Here we go. Everybody get your blanket. He walked in, both shoes untied. Walked in with a singular box of around 10 to 12. I don't know how many are in the box. All of them are plastic wrapped. They're all closed.

He sets them on our table. You know the table I'm talking about. Not the kitchen table. The dining room table, the one before. They sat there for a while. COVID's going around. So I say, you know what? I want one for my car.

I want to try to be more clean. The world has gone to shit. I need to hand sanitize. Then what about the one whenever you were in college that I used? There was never one in there? There wasn't one in college, Cameron. I just said, oh, oh my god. Why are you talking about when the world was just shit?

Oh my god. I'm talking about the original one. Oh my god. I'm talking about the original one. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

You just said, it's hard to keep up with a lie. And he is the one tripping over the line of deceit. Everyone rewind the clip. Every single one of you rewind this clip. I physically said there could have been a different one. The whole thing we have been arguing right now is I had that UPS one since 2020. Your eyes are so glossy from tears. And you just said that you used one in there.

And you were about to question me me how did you use that one ergo meaning what i'm saying is he's trying to confuse me because you're lying i'm not fucking lying it was a ups one when i was 18 years old in the car when we were in fucking johnny oklahoma you're sick yeah you're a liar no you're gonna spend you, you're a liar. No, you're going to spend... You are going to spend a long time with a pickaxe on the mountain of doom. You are going to spend oh, oh ever so long gasping for clean air. I need food. The fact... It's so hot.

The fact that you convinced yourself to lie and be confident in it, and you're going to go gamble later. You're going to go... You're going to be there with me. We're both got first class. We're going to be holding each other's hands. Okay. Oh, my God.

You're a sick freak. Let's try to make up for it, right? And help some people's lives out, right? Oh. So, new segment. Uh-oh. New segment, new segment. Dr. P.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. All right.

So if you're an OG fan of the You Should Know podcast, more specifically our TikTok lives. Oh my God, the good days. Those were great days we need to do those again we need to i just it's too many people now it used to be a small knit community it used to be apollo it used to be where is apollo apollo and queso sweet god i miss all those apollo and nadia oh god i miss all of them oh geez if you're still watching i miss you and i love you but um thank you for being day ones when those live streams had 65 watchers and they were gifting like crazy.

Apollo. Apollo is top tier, top of the mountain. Apollo, you were paying for a majority of my meals back then, so I appreciate you, dog. Oh, my God. He has to come to our show in New York. He lives in Maryland. Is that far?

Is that far? I mean, like a state or two over, a couple states over. We can get you a ticket, not plane or hotel. It's a little too late, Apollo, sorry. But, Dr. P, so if you remember in those TikTok lives, Dr. P, the best love doctor in the country. Best love doctor in the country. Y'all would submit problems to this man right here.

He would very often pull his small shorts up as high as he could, tuck his shirt in, sometimes have a clipboard, and he would absolutely just fix your little broken hearts. So we recently asked to bring back Dr. P's stories. We put it on our Instagram and said send in your Dr. P segments. And Cam is the best love secretary in the world, so he is going to... I've got to make sure nothing crazy pops up in these screenshots.

Okay. Here we go. You're going to read them to me. Okay. So, as simple as this is, we have a couple submitted ones that are screenshotted. It's sexy. It's Dr. P.

Dr. P is getting ready. Dr. P. Here we go. First on. I got to get sexy. It's Dr. P. Dr. P is getting ready. Dr. P. Here we go. All right, let me know. First one. Yes, go. Coming from a young lad. Okay.

I got broken up with and left for someone new three days after. Oh, my God. How do I get over that? Literally 72 hours after his heart was shattered, spit on, she was with a new man. Hey. That's some sick work. This is the thing about Dr. P. I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear.

I'm going to tell you what you need to hear. And that's why he's the best loved doctor in the nation. She's been with that guy. Oh. They've been together. No, 100%. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to say your name for you, but you know who we're talking to right now who

submitted this. I'm not the doctor. He's the doctor. But as a secretary, I've spent a lot of time around this man. They were 100% were in communication. Oh, my God. They getting nasty there could have been physicals there could have been physicals switched and swapped and spin on but i don't something was yeah it's uh 100 not new thing don't let her lie to you no no it'd be like oh it's just timing it happened no it didn't they were definitely like she was preying on your downfall there was definitely and this is. P is a master of this.

When there's a girl I like, but she might be in a situation, what you got to do is plant the seed. Oh. I used to tell Cam all this all the time. I'd be like, I'm going to go plant the seed. You're a good gardener. Gardeners in the back. What you do is you got a nice conversation.

Gardeners in the front. You just go to a normal conversation. You're not trying to flirt. You're not trying to do anything. But once that conversation gets to... You're in a good rhythmic state, your hips are both going back and forth. Be careful, hips.

Your hips are going back and forth. You plant that seed. You give them one little inkling of, oh, my God, was that a little flirt? But then you don't double down on it. Yeah, you don't even make it seem known. That's what he did to your girl. I'm sorry, bro. I'm so sorry.

I can't say your name. I hope you get over it. Hey, honestly, just go boss up. Just focus on yourself. Exactly. This is what Dr. P does. He gives you ways to get over it. You delete her from everything out of your name. I hope you get over it. Honestly, just go boss up. Exactly. This is what Dr. P does. He gives you ways to get over it. You delete her from everything out of your mind.

You block her on everything. Ask her to block you on everything so you can't see her stuff. Out of sight, out of mind. Then, go heal yourself. Don't go find another love mate. Heal yourself. Be the best you could be. And thank God that he took her out of your life fantastic submission

so sorry you'll get over it we always do next one something does not smell fresh on this set here we go okay what should i do if my girlfriend talks to her boy best friend way more than she talks to me oh let me cook let me cook oh oh that's rough that's very that's hard that's hard to hear doc what are we thinking doc oh my god now pray for this young man let me let me be completely honest with you oh no that's crazy more than you that's sick work like i would have an answer like i could give you like some like daylight if it was like he talks to him a lot and it makes me uncomfortable but you're solidifying that there's more time spent yeah that's like if i spoke to another girl more than live just think about that being put out there like that's impossible that's that's rough that's impossible i'm hoping that they're young like kids

i can't tell but so this is why i hate to be pessimistic, but Dr. P, what does he do? Keeps it real. And I do the best job. I'm the best love doctor in the country. He wants that Swedish muffin. I'm not going to lie to you. He wants a piece of that cheesecake factor, you know what I mean? He wants a little taste test of that Danish. He wants to go wrangle that bison he wants that mozzarella stick if you know if if you're getting if you're picking up what we're putting down come on he he

wants to go get 10 piece mcnuggets with her oh he doesn't want a small fry he wants a basket of fries he wants the whole dish you know what i mean let me tell you that's sweet and sour and your girl i hope she's not gaslighting you to be like why would you think that we grew up together he's literally been my friend before we were dating and there's always that's fine there's always a test right do this there's always a test be like all right call call him right now and flirt with him and see what he does and she doesn't do that she knows she knows that he wants a piece of that good old beef stew. Yeah, he wants...

He wants a piece of that good old strawberry shortcake. There we go. A little bit of that old apple crumble pie. Oh, he wants a little bit of that sherbert. He wants a little bit of that bluebell cookie two-step. Yeah. Now, she's gone, dog. No, yeah, she's out of your way. There's going to be of that bluebell cookie tube stuff. Yeah. Nah, she's gone, dog. No, yeah, she's out of your place.

There's going to be a time where they kiss. It's inevitable. Probably going to be in front of you. Hey, that's a hell of a test, though. I never thought about that. Oh. Isn't it crazy that you could literally be like, hey, call him right now.

Put it on speaker. Act like I'm not here. I want to hear what he says. Yeah. And if she folds and she says no, she knows that silence would be definite. But know what she's gonna do she's gonna be like you're so insecure you're really gonna make me honestly if you make me call him then we're done yeah she's gonna try to put on you that manipulating son of a and then what you do is you'd be like i knew it i'm just kidding don't do that i'm kidding i'm kidding do not do that

it was a joke it was a joke phone It was a joke. Phone's locked. One more. Let me read this one. Can I read one? Dr. P doesn't read, but. Okay. Keep it, TJ. I know it's not fresh down there.

I busted my lip. This one's long. I genuinely haven't read this one dr p here we go dear dr p hello i've been single for all 20 years hey there's not a problem with that it's not i just was caught off guard i didn't read this there's not there's genuinely not i wish i was single all 24 years of my life. 24? I thought it was 20. She said 20. I'm just saying.

Oh, okay, okay. That's a damn, that's a difference. So that's nuts. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, sorry. Be nice, be nice. Can we keep that? Yeah. Okay.

20's fine. It's Dr. P. I damn near was single for 20 years. That's a fact. Until the high school sleepover. Yeah. That's rough. That was very, God, it was a historic night.

Go! No, stop. It's like the shooting guard, the point guard, someone on the JV, pull back, the pitcher. No, just kidding. Fuck it, eh? All right, here we go. Dear Dr. P, hello.

I've been single for all 20 years of my life, which is completely fine. The one time I had a relationship it lasted a month because he was in love with his best friend i always get into situationships and they never go past the talking stage i start getting to a point where i think i am the problem but my best friend always reminds me of my value what should i do i'm extremely socially awkward just like you paid all right and I just don't like people most of the time P.S.

the You Should Know podcast P.S. the You Should Know fam I love you all and have been the highlight I I dropped out of school

are you really struggling to read that over there my god listen alright Dr. B I'm not reading the rest of it I can't

it was so embarrassing basically thank you for the happy ending I'm not reading the rest of that. I can't. It was so embarrassing. Basically, thank you for the happy ending. I'm going to cut straight to it. Secretary is going to take his dip in the pool. Be careful. I will fire you. And hit you. At least you know it was a situation ship.

And honestly, I just think you're looking in the wrong pond. She's fishing for the wrong fish. You're fishing for the wrong fish. She's fishing for the wrong fish. If he's in love with his best friend, y'all were never anything. He was just trying to do you know what. And I'm glad. I mean, I don't know if that happened.

If not, but I'm glad it only lasted for a month and he didn't just drag you along longer. But you're fishing for the wrong fish. And I want to say this. You're not the problem. Well, yeah. Actually, she might be. We don't know her. I mean, it's very true.

We don't. She could be the problem. This is where you take. Hell, she probably is for a little bit of it. I mean, because if you're... To a certain extent, you've got to be responsible for the people you're going after. Exactly. If it was true, just...

Everybody else? If it was true ignorance and you were just blinded and he put up a damn Leonardo DiCaprio act, then that's one thing. But if you... I mean, she did state it has been multiple situations and it doesn't get past that. It's like you're fishing for the wrong fish. This is where Dr. P says.

Hold yourself responsible. Always take accountability. 100%. You look at yourself in the mirror and be like, what am I? Don't change who you are. Just what am I doing? Change what you're giving out. You know what I mean?

Look externally, internally, and then externally. And then you can, but don't rush it. Have fun being by yourself. Bro, don't. The key but don't rush it have fun being by yourself don't the key is don't rush it literally focus on you and something will happen yes you have to take action when this something happens you can't just sit like this and a husband's just gonna drop out of the sky but focus on yourself be the best version of you the right person will show up and don't use your socially awkwardness as a crutch that's where where a lot of people with what we go through fall into a bad cycle. You use that as a crutch.

You got to accept it and be like, yeah, I am awkward. That's fine. I've done that and I created a company out of it. And you think you're socially awkward and you're at a disadvantage, but everyone has something. Yes. This other person might be insecure. They might be faking, which is way worse.

They might be faking who they are, putting on a front, a character. Don't use that as a crutch like he said, but also don't think that you're just like this freak person. Yes. Everybody has something. If you're socially awkward, that means you might be really mature emotionally because you're always with your thoughts and you're just chilling by yourself. It's push and pull, pros and cons. cons everyone has them and now that i'm thinking

about it more i can kind of tell that they're using like their mindsets a little messed up because they said the first thing i've been single for 20 years we got to think about it you've been an adult for two exactly so well you're looking pessimistically already yeah like what are you gonna date when you're three yeah Yeah. You're all right. You're a kid. You're good. Enjoy life. You're good.

I would say, you know what I mean? Go outside. You know what I'm saying? Wear that little dress. You know what I mean? See if there's any prowlers on the loose. Have fun. You're young.

Don't lock that. Don't go and lock that thing up in the cellar before it's, before the, when the wine is still aging. Yikes. You know what time it is, though? I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, Peyton and Cam.

Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. I'm going first. I already know what you're saying, and I'm double downing. Double downing. For all the dogs, these little leaves. It's a ruby bark. Ruby's like that little one chihuahua video that... He gave his soul into it.

I can't wait to see Ruby in a matter of an hour. I know. She's God. She loves you so much. Can I take her to the casino? Absolutely not. She'll smell like cigarettes and regret. She absolutely loves you, though.

My dog... Okay, before we talk about Drake, Ruby is emotionally obsessed with Peyton. I have that effect on women. She's a woman. She is a woman, but you had to say that. It's true. When he walks in my front door, it's like she doesn't have a father anymore. She doesn't care about me.

It is all Uncle P. I love it. I love seeing it, but sometimes I get jealous. That's how your kid's going to be, too. Then that's fine. Uncle P, we're getting to go to McDonald's and get cool toys. Mom and Dad never let me do that. They had me count the macros on the back of my pudding.

Yeah, then that's when you go, damn, son, you're only six. You have a hell of a developed upper back. I go, sure does. And I'll be like, oh, but you can't use it because he's an astrophysicist oh and he plays piano violin real good I go hey p what's your kid's skinny little sack of bones choking on over there and he's like this and then he grows up to be a superstar push nine hell of a nickname already uh drake released he had a dog he had us on a leash no dog joke intended he had us on a leash since september 22nd or i don't know september like six whenever

the first drop then it was said it was september 22nd and then it said it was october's very own so he dropped in october but album is out a lot of bangers couple mid-songs but majority bangers this is what let me get into i have a hot take though okay all right super quick though do you think this is a timeless album you can't we've been out for 11 hours but the way the way it sounds just but if you had to answer right now can't like okay physically can't and that's the thing this is what i'm saying though just listen just listen i'm not i'm not being a critic i love drake i love the album it's not even about that i'm saying listening to an album like take care on the first listen just the production and the musicality of the album as compared to this

different times but i'm gonna say that's what i'm saying do you think this will age really really good tell i can't tell yeah it's hardly possible to tell off i've not i've only had one cohesive listen through and i bet and then i've been going back to some songs and stuff like that this is the thing i want to say about music and i talked about this like episode like six whenever jack harlow shit came out i hate the new age way people listen to music it's immediately like i'm gonna listen to it first and i'm gonna form the first opinion yeah that's not what music is can't do that music you sit down i fall victim to that yeah i it's everybody because it's we're gonna live we live in a social media age where you got to be the first person to say

something everybody has to have an opinion oh i did i damn sure don't go and leave yelp reviews no i'm just saying i'm talking about as a whole like how the community works but this is the thing music is meant to be sat with you have different experiences with it you listen to it in different places you listen like you got to hear this song when you're on a a beach you gotta hear this song late at night driving in the city you gotta hear this time we got a couple drinks and you had a club like that's how you really formulate your thing on an album and so this is one of the main things i got from this album on the first listen my favorite drake album is nothing was the same I feel like it's one of the best rap albums of all time. It's because I love rap albums as cohesiveness.

When an album is cohesive and it's like a body of work and you feel like you're inside of a movie. Start to finish. Each one means something different. It brings you a vibe and you're like, this is like a movie. Tuscan leather. Oh my God.

Tuscan leather. And that album, you can play it backwards. He made it to where you can play it backwards. And it was like the first one of the time. And Kendrick did it with fucking some album and everybody raved about it. But Drake did it first. Anyway, I'm just saying.

Anyway. But I feel like this album is not cohesive. Yeah. But what I think he tried to do is, because a lot of the complaints after certified lover boy is he keeps making he has a formula to his album where he has a super rap as the intro and then he goes into his girl songs and his guy songs slow songs rap song like it's formula like you can go from take care to whatever and it's all formulated the same and he heard that and

he made this where it's not that it's not cohesive but he had if you look at it there's a song for every drake fan there's a rap rap rap drake which i love i love that too then mogul drake then there's take care drake on it like you go with that that weekend not the weekend song the party next door song and songs like that that sounds like take care drake and then you got spanish drake and then you got bonnie which is not my song but i mean it's not for me but it's definitely for an audience and then you got Spanish Drake. And then you got Boni, which is not my song. I mean, it's not for me, but it's definitely for an audience. And then you got the Sexy Red song for the girls. It's not my favorite song, but it's not for us.

And it's going to go crazy in those environments. But I feel like this album, there's so much for everybody. And I think that's what's going to make it a good album. So, yeah, that's my thing. Go ahead. What's your take your take on the album i mean i agree on the cohesiveness like it's it doesn't sound like a i mean i don't i don't really think it is a concept album no no like not at all i i appreciate a concept album yeah but sometimes they get annoying i don't even know if dregs ever made a concept album i don't think he has either but But you can definitely tell there's some new age songs on it and stuff like that. But I agree that it's just too early.

It's literally been out today. Yeah. When we're recording this is the 6th. So it honestly blew my mind how many negative negative tweets i've already seen about it i'm like it's all for retweets they don't i'm like my god would you listen to two songs like yeah it's been out for an hour and a half i hate that i hate that drake's of absolute goat and everyone knows it so there's no need to like i just i hate that about life now with social media it's like it's literally cool to hate on things oh yeah and the crazy part is without getting like two because people hell someone could clip this and be like oh he's

sensitive but it's like it's normally people that are in zero position to talk about someone else that goes dude that's exactly and this is the thing have you ever left a negative comment on a youtube video never i have never i have i couldn't even think about that because my mind is if i don't like it i simply click back and i leave the video it's how are you going to watch something to its full extent and click the dislike button and then leave a negative comment and type something it's insane work like i i can i don't understand how insecure you it's insane work like i get not liking shit i don't like a lot of things you have the option you don't have to listen to the song you don't have to watch that movie you don't have to play that game but for you to do it then complain about it at a public

forum is like crazy it's just weird bro it's it's insane i've never done that ever i don't get it that there was a point i was getting to i forgot about that but yeah i feel like it's a that's a certain demographic of people that are whatever they're either kids or in fact the ones that really surprised me like the grown adults like i'll go i'll go into i tend to not really go into tiktok comments anymore because it's not our actual fan base like here i'll read all y'all's comments but on tiktok it's just a it's a mess but like you go in there and just be like these dudes aren't funny i don't know how anybody watches it like that's fine if you feel that way we're not for everybody it's like what are you doing yeah it's like what are you doing and i click i click their profile and it's a guy looks like his name's jerry yeah 45 kids in his tiktok with like one video of like a horse in a truck.

And I'm like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. We need to hire you for the content review. I know. It's like, I want to go in that comment and be like, dude, you're the funniest person ever. Yeah. You should come on. I remember a long time ago, whenever we weren't as big and I could kind of go at haters.

No, I can't because it would like our fans would annihilate them. Thanks, guys. But don't do it. like our fans would annihilate them thanks guys but don't do it y'all are real ones we love you but there is no need to do that spread positivity there's a dude who made tick tock videos about me i remember he was before you yeah it was before you got on and i'll show you and he would be like this dude's so not funny like and i was like why does he hate me and then i went into his profile his content he would dress up in Incredibles costumes and dance in the Walmart's that sucks that's bad content you're portraying a character you I get the freedom to sit and be myself on a sofa and you've amassed no audience? That's crazy.

You're doing big things. So I was just saying. But we don't, yeah, that was a quick little vent sesh, but it was good. Yeah. For all of y'all, don't go at bat for us and don't defend us. Just spread positivity. Favorite song so far on the album, and we can get out of here. Boy, First Person Shooter's Out of This World.

That's one of the greatest rap songs. Pain of Picasso or Drew of Picasso. That one's fantastic. Good song. So many good songs on here. boy first person shooters out of this world that's one of the greatest rap songs pina picasso or drew a picasso that one's fantastic good song uh so many good songs on here now i'm looking at it what's the one the fourth song daylight daylight's fantastic fifth fifth daylight uh id agf idgaf like that a lot 8 8 8 a.m in charlotte 8 a.m. in Charlotte. It's unreal. That's my favorite drink. Unreal work, yeah. Oh, my God. I want to put on a silk shirt with a fishbowl wine glass and gamble. Baccarat. Baccarat. All right, guys.

That was Pop Culture Payday Camp. Pop Culture Payday Camp. Woo! We absolutely love y'all. This is episode 81. Thank you for coming back week after week feet after feet blow after blow joe after joe you is a dirty little thank you for coming back episode 81 we absolutely love y'all um what can they expect on patreon patreon

one another this is two in like four weeks another hour, 10 minute talks episode is out right now. Killing it. Including the Golden Girls, which some of you have seen Mama Liv's mom, which is Chrissy P, Lali, whatever you want to call her, but no one has ever experienced Aaron and Tiffany.

Hilarious episode, about an hour long, maybe 45 minutes. So funny though. Go watch that. That's on Patreon. We're going to have some other stuff too.

Some behind the scenes vlogs coming out on Patreon very, very soon this week. It's going to be fantastic. stuff too. Some behind the scenes vlogs coming out on Patreon very very soon this week. It's going to be fantastic. The Koala Club. Love all the support.

Love the funny comments in there too. And also I have something for Uncle P that I haven't told him yet but I'm not going to tell him yet. On Patreon?

You're just going to see it on Patreon. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like that. But we absolutely love y'all. Cool collabs coming

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And we will see you. Are you there? No, we will see. No, we're coming down the other way. No, no, take a left. We will see you again next week. Is your phone on speaker? I need to bathe my balls. Goodbye.