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Hit that subscribe button on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host cam. Back in the studio. Back in the studio. Back in the studio. Back in the studio. Looking on the borg.

And there it is. There it is. We got it. There we got it. I mean, I said, not to and he did it. I said not too. That was just cerebral. That was four part right there. Back in the studio off that Julio, Cam's got a little. I did it too. See it's

it's fun. You can't not say. All right. There we go. How are we feeling, Bob? I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. A. A. Uh, penny stock Jordan Belford. What the hell? You look like you're ready to go to a New Year's party right now. Right now. It's 11 a.m. I got on a... You're literally ready to go pop champagne right now. You have slacks. These are golf fans. These are golf fans. These are golf fans. These are golf fans. Name one club you own. Club? Driver. No, you don't. You don't have a driver. Nixon. Nixon. You are ready. You're literally ready to celebrate right now. Yeah, you look not only is it several days earlier, but it's also 11 a.m. and we're not going to a party afterwards. No, no, no.

Yeah, and you're ready to celebrate. You have, you look like you stole a middle schooler shirt. You are 27 with two children and you have a shirt that says thugs need hugs with puppies on it. Grow up. I look like I own a business. Yo, you look, no, you look like. Oh, hold on. Do you all hear that? I don't hear it.

Preppy peefe. Preppy pee get it. Preppy pee because I'm preppy pee. Preppy pee. Oh, it's a lot of pelvis. Pelves, preppy pee. You know what? You know, honestly, I mean, that's so messed up. I come to work, you know, dressed like I care. Cam comes like, I care. You look like you rated a sixth grade lost and found.

Robbie looks like on the part-time, he sells eight balls. I mean, and Piercy dressed like a cartoon character. I mean, I could, I could give me $500,000 every Tuesday morning, and I could guess what Pierce is wearing. I'd be like, you what? Pierce is going to wear. Not a big belt buckle. Belbuckle, blue jeans, and ostrich boots and a YSK top. I mean, come on. I mean, whenever Malachi is in the sixth grade,

he's got clothes from his dad. He sure does. I mean, and whenever your son's born, he's immediately going to be in a Fortune 500 executive party with a Lulu Lemon, a dual-toned, a dual-toned collared shirt. With your slacks, Because you don't own a golf club.

These are golf pants. Lift your, I want to see what socks wearing. I want to see what socks wearing. Oh, you got me. You tried to get me and you couldn't get me. You know why? Because Voldemort, I was sleeping in those private socks as well. Those socks that I've been wearing for three weeks.

I was sleeping in them. And then she would put her head under the covers and she goes, I'm going to leave you. If you don't, like I can't breathe. I was just about to say at what point does it affect others? Because like that's an actual question. Yeah, yeah. You wear, think about this, you wear your socks, no joke, no pod, you wear your socks for five to six days.

Yeah. That's not, that shouldn't be allowed. Yeah, it should not be a real thing. Somebody told me, somebody close to me, told me I smelled like I'm in a vegetative state. Like, I've just been stuck. And, like, I do have a stale, I have a stale odor. Sometimes your, yeah, your pheromones are like old. It's like the pherombs, yeah, like a 60-year-old. I'm like, golly, pee.

He's like a mothball. Like a pork chop Very blue collar Oder I have Then you get dressed for work It's like oh He owns a super yacht But he smells like death

You smell like the Grim Reaper It's just just toting behind you Hey I'm Peyton I own everything This is my friend Death That's how you smell You smell like he's literally right there You look great You know but a lot of the time

You get more comments About how negatively you smell than I do Because you try to smell good I sweat like a chimera I don't like it's not okay How much I sweat. What's a chimera? It's a mythical creature.

Oh, of course it is. It is. It's a mythical creature. Very much so. A blue-tailed white dragon. Blue eyes white dragon. You were close though. It's still got some blood flow.

I summoned blue one. Okay, sorry. But I'm saying like... Jokes on you. I activate my trap card. Mirror Force. All right, go. You try to smell good.

And that's the thing. You try to smell good and then it always fails. Oh, you don't want to play this game. No, no, no. You don't want to play the try to smell good game. I've physically. watched you shoot Louis Vuitton Meteor on your scrotum. On your actual skinned nut sack. I did that before I got my physical. I've seen you do that. I have never took Cologne

of the highest level of oils and sprayed my genitalia. I do that I do the nationwide standard. I go neck neck, neck, crease, crease, wrist, wrist, wrist, I'm popping. Yeah. You go neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, neck, chest, chest, chest, chest, chest, arm, arm, arm, arm, arm, sack, sack, back, go. That's you. That's you. That's you. I don't. But I don't. But I don't. But I don't. But I don't. But I You do not want to play the game of, I try to smell good. But the thing is, the scent that I am overly spraying and I'm spraying, probably places that are unhealthy, it smells good after. You smell like diapers and formula.

Like whatever I'm letting natural selection happen, brother. I go, wow, I start smelling like you should probably call it at night. I should probably go home. Get a shower, get to bed. Yeah. You go, oh, we got two more stops. That's fine. That's you, that's you.

You have, you have refilled your bottle of designer fragrance three times in a calendar year. Yeah. That's unheard of. No, it's not. No, it's not crazy at all. P. You have refilled one, that is, first off, that's the equivalent, take the refill out. Imagine going through three refills, so four bottles of cologne in one year. $365 days. I wear it 365 days out of the year.

But you wear enough for a month on one day. The reason is because you have a grotesque amount of clones, 90% of them knockoffs. No, I mean, I get it. I mean, I'm a financial agent or whatever. There's two dudes. No, there's two dudes. I mean, you got so much clone. I only have one bottle. I have one bottle of clone.

That is my smell. It's also not true. That's all I have. You have the guy with the package. No, no, I haven't had him in a year. That was 2024. That was 2024. We're in 2026 now, Bob.

We're getting there now. I'm just saying, and, and, um, I am, maybe that is a resolution I have. Less cologne. No, more options of cologne.

Oh, more options of cologne. Yeah, you've said that, yeah, you've said that, too, you need to act on that.

I am insecure about my fragrances. I'm really insecure about colognes. Because I smell for other people. Like, I don't smell for myself. That's your problem. You got to smell for yourself. No,

but I'm like, do something that makes you happy. You get dressed for yourself. Yeah. It's like the same way. I get, hell, I'm in sweats and some nice tenses. I can tell you dress for yourself.

No, I can tell. You look like you're about to go acquire someone's business after this. So you do that for yourself. It makes you feel good. Yeah. I smell the way I want to smell. If you don't like it, fuck them. Yeah, but that makes other people uncomfortable, right?

And it's who do I got comfort? And now who do you got to comfort? 2026 is the year of Voldy, the year of you doing it for yourself. Now, there's no more fragrances for others. There's no more fragrances for others. Yeah. You do fragrances for yourself. But Voldemort, but Voldemort loves me so much that I could literally spray poop sprays on me.

And she'd be like, oh, it smells like, yeah, it's your smell. I mean, it's your smell. Can we quickly talk about that? Going into the New Year, you need to understand that you have a, you have a mythical woman. Oh, yes, she's the best. She is not of earth the way these other women are. Yeah, yeah. She could, if you were selling flavored lollipops, she's first in line, she's buying six of them. Yeah.

If you, if you smelled like it, oh, give me a bit. huggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my tuft hair. It's disgusting. I'm starting to see insects crawl and gather in there. Don't worry. I'll get them out.

Yeah, she's the best. I mean, that's the only way I would find love is if there's somebody like that. You know what I found it. But speaking of my tuft, right? So we filmed last week's episode before your gender reveal. This is after the gender reveal, right? Can I say, can I talk about your gender reveal? Go for it.

Let's talk about Cam's gender reveal, right? Now, I know everybody in your family. Yes, sir. I know everybody on live side. your side and in between I know everybody yes people significant others we've been around each other for almost a decade you're like Nostradamus yes I'm like I'm like a adopted family member to that family yes so I'm comfortable with everybody I see I'm like you're that white person that lives in Oklahoma yep

there's another one but I know y'all you've cooked for me before there you go spit it out but I appreciate it my salt I mean God just a lot of salt that is straight from Himalaya just salt on salt So this was what happened when I went into your gender review, and you didn't see this. Maybe you did. So I walk into Camus Mansion, right? I walk into the house. Very standard house.

Everybody was kind of there already. There's a lot of family that was there. They were all in the living room. Yes, sir. I come in with Voldemort. Hey, everybody, what's up? Uncle P is here. Yeah, no, I'm not Triple H.

I'm not Triple H. Not now. I'm not Triple H. You go way too soon. Way too soon. I'm still upset. Oh, I'm so sorry. So I walk into the house, everybody is in the living room, right?

It's like a big square. Yes, sir. Malachi is there, right? And I love my boy. Malachi is my bull. That's your boy. As soon as I walk into the house, I'll say my hellos to everybody. Give me my boy.

Yeah, come here. I need to see my nephew. Now, nephew was feeling a little rambunctious, right? He was in his moving around state. So I see him, and he's on the floor. Now, everybody's seated. looking at the floor, looking at this beautiful... He's the main attraction.

Right. Now, the party, Cam's party, gender reveal, was like a Christmas-themed gender reveal. Yes, sir. And it was optional, but you were instructed to wear a Christmas sweater. Yes, sir. I got a ugly Christmas sweater

that was too small, right? Like, it was a crop-top Christmas sweater. It might have been a medium. And I don't know, I don't know how that was purchased. Like, I don't know how you didn't go, holy shit, this is small. I saw all of your navel. It was wicked.

I didn't realize that until the party when I put it on. And so I see Malachi, I see Malachi, and I'm so excited. I want to hug him. To hug him, I'm six foot eight. I didn't want to say the, you know what I mean? Yeah, good man, good man. Leave that in the past. There we go. Oh my God, leave that in New Year. Leave six seven in the new year. Six seven. And so, so I'm six foot eight. Malachi is two foot, even if that. So I've been down to go See, Malik, everybody's talking, oh, Uncle Pee, how are you Payton? How's everything going? How's the new truck?

How's your mom? How's your dad? I'm like, good, good. Get him here, Malachi. And I bend down like so. Impressive knees already. I'm bending down like so. Talking to my nephew.

Now, remember, I got a crop top sweater on. I feel cold down my back. Feel a breeze. When I say the room went silent. Everybody went, yeah, pet. I'm like, what the fuck? Everybody gets so quiet for. Did I grab the kid wrong?

What am I doing? I look back. Just look at everybody. Everybody's like this. Everybody's looking up. Is that new bold? You got a new bulb up there, Cam? Voldemort goes Paden, come here.

She takes me the next room and she goes, she goes, baby, you gotta put on an undershirt. And I said, what happened? She goes, baby, everybody just saw your tough in a little bit of crack. We got plumber Pete at the party. He goes, oh, come here. It's just, it's just, It's just pure, just, I mean, dark-haired ass.

And it's like, and this is the first time I haven't shaved my tough in a lot. Like, I've got... It's thick. It's disgustingly thick. You are prepared for hibernations. No, no, I can't get demonetized again. I literally can't. I afford it. And so, like, this is like two minutes into the party.

Everybody has seen my, my, my top, my little nub on the top of the crack and all my tuft. It's embarrassing. Oh, my God, you do have a little nub. I do have a little nub. That little nubbed, that little extra bone back there. I'm thinking at one point I had a tail. I think you to do. Yeah, not the one I purchased.

Yeah. I think your dad one day just got ready to say, not my boy. Not my boy. Come here. Preston, look away. You just went, oh, and then you became fully human. And that was your origin story. Yeah.

So, like, all your family saw my tough, and I felt the uncomfortability immediately. Yeah. Now I, oh, I was about to go down the funniest of path, but I don't want to do it. Why? head. There could have been someone there that saw the touch and then had some racist comments. No way, no way. Somebody said something or Rachel? No, not actually. Oh not actually. I'm saying, but we know who would. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I knew it. I knew it boy. I told you not to let him in. I kicked him out. He said, get him off my

grandbaby. I mean, I mean that is you got a little family man. I love it. You got to love I love it. God love him. That sweater, though, like, genuinely. It was worse, whatever. It was so, no, no, the sweater was lit. You're tripping. It had batteries.

Literally lit. It had lights on it, yeah. That had shit was small, bro. No, no, I don't know what happened. That's the thing that irks me. When you don't, when you don't try on. I don't believe in trying stuff on. And that's so backwards from society.

I hate it. When you go to buy, you buy a car, you test drive it. You look at it. Truck I just bought in test drive it. I don't like trying stuff. That is true, but that's, that is so strong. That is so. No, it's not.

When you buy a pair of shoes, you put it on your foot, you see if it feels good. Nope, I don't do that. I genuinely don't believe on trying. You need to be studied. That's not a, that's not, you're like, you're like 1.1 of the 1%. I don't believe on, I don't believe in trying on clothes at all. It's such a nuisance and it's a hindrance to my day. And it leaves so much room for error.

How? No, the, no, I would argue it is literally the complete opposite. How so? Buying some shit without trying it on is the, the ultimate. The ultimate room for error. Oh my God, this thing's way back here than I thought. Holy shit, this is way too tight. You try it on.

You see exactly how the garment fits. No, I'm saying, yes, it will tell you if it fits or not. I'm talking about getting to that point. I hate it. I hate grabbing something off the rack. In my heart, I like, in my heart, I'm like, I know I want this. Yes, I want this. So if normal if I want something, I'm just going to get it, right?

Oh, my God. I'll take what comes with it. I could never, you are just a goblin. Yeah. I want to see if that. that shirt gives me t-I-I-I want to see if my love handles are poking. No, those are thoughts I don't have. Exactly, but I need to know.

But I hate going to the line. The line is long, right? Everybody's sitting there away. I'm standing too long already. And then I don't like getting undressed anywhere where I'm not going to sleep, shower, and a-fri-I- Don't like, those three things have to happen for me to get undressed. I have to sleep, shower, or f-th. Those three things got to happen.

All three at the same time. No, no, they can happen separately. Okay, I was about to say. Sleep shower, fuck. Sleep shower, s. Dude, it wants to sleep shower. Yeah. I might have a kink then for getting, getting, for trying stuff on.

I hate it. I literally won't purchase it. It'll be a brand that I currently own. Yeah. I own the same shirt. It's just a different color I'm trying it on. But isn't it weird? I don't like, and don't you feel constricted and confined in those, in those, in those, in those, in those fitting rooms?

No, they are quite small. And I always have feared that the lockers, that the locks never lock, that someone can just walk right in. just see me flaccid as can be. Now, I'm not butt naked. I'm not butt naked, but my undies are super tight. I mean, I'm salted cashew. I'm gummy-biddy right now. It's cold as shit outside. There's no blood flow.

I didn't go to the gym this morning. I'm small, man. I don't want you to see that. And then let alone, I haven't shaved my chest hair. It's patchy as a bitch. And I'm just not a good sight. And so now you're starting to get my point. And then once you try it on, you either face, oh, I like it.

But now I got to get redressed or two. I love that, though. Or two, I don't like it. I just wasted my time. It's not a waste, though. You went through an experiment. It's not a waste. You're thinking it's a waste.

It is a waste. It's a learning experience. Oh, this shirt doesn't fit. This brand doesn't fit me. We move on. So now the next time, you don't fool yourself again. And it's Darwin. And this might be a problem with me.

I never fully search the store. Oh, oh, no. Oh, we know. Before, hold on. I never fully searched the store before going in to try stuff on. I'll find one thing. Go try it on. Then find another thing.

Go back and try it. So I've made six down and back to the fitting room. And I don't like you. That's your problem. No, no, no. Accurate representation of us if we went to go shop, okay? This is the product. This is me.

Hey, bro, you're just gonna hang around here? I'll do whatever the thing. I want. I go, well, I'm gonna try the shirt, I just wanted to kind of relink with you because you're my friend. You, bro. So that's Pete.

I go, I go, all right, I'll find you. We're both tall. I go in, try it on, come out. Let's say it didn't work. Bro, it didn't work. I left it on the route. He goes, bro, you're such an idiot. This is Pete.

Yeah, I'll get that. Hold that for me? Yeah, go buy it. That's Pete. That's Pete. He's like, this is cool. It's not the best, but I'll take two. That's so not sure.

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I was gonna ask you this. Yeah. We're headed in 2026. This is the last episode of 2025. First off, thank you to everyone that stayed the whole year. Everyone in the Koala Club, everyone in the Patreon. It's only going up in 2026. What are you staring at?

You're crusty in the face. I'm crusty. I have 100% grass-fed beef tallow on my face. It's, maybe that's it, but it's like a little, no, other one. Other one, other one. Oh, no, that was crust. No, no. The other eye, no, it's, I'm looking at it.

It's like you got snowed on. Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, you're gross. I go, I need a refund. Not working. Okay. I want to ask you, yeah.

Things around New Year's, I'm going to go down the list. Do you personally, and I'm going to answer as well, do you think they're overrated or under rate? I'm not going to say. Overrated or under rate. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, I got so many, too. So go ahead, go ahead.

All right, I got my list. Are you ready? Yes, let's do it. First one, very simple. It's, I mean, it is. I mean, it is the pinnacle of New Year's. Either being outside, being with a group of people, but counting down the ball from 10 to zero

and then making a big hurrah. Overrated or underrated. Three, two, one. Overrated. You're absolutely stupid. It is overrated and you know it is. That's the whole point of the day. And it's stupid.

That's what I'm saying. I don't like that. That is completely underrated. No, it's not. It is overrated. Wow. If you're having a good enough time, Hopefully by midnight, you're not even ready to count down.

You're already feeling great. You're three, four, five, six, eight. Skipped it, because we're leaving that. You're certain shots deep. Yeah. You're having final one of ten, nine. And it's all, there's always a guy that's terribly offbeat. Yeah.

10, nine, hey, seven. I'm like, slow down. That, I think, okay, now honestly, now that I'm reflecting, I think it's my ADHD. No, I don't like it because if we're not all in unison, then it sucks. No, it's because you're not a good public kisser. No, that's all you don't like it.

Oh, no, no, no. That's why, honestly, yes or no, yes or no. Yes or no, shut the-a-good tongue-loved my wife behind closed doors. No, I'll do it in front of the world. No, listen, yes or no, how long, we've all known Cam for years. Have you ever seen him kiss his wife in public? Three, two, one. Cam is a weird on the cheek.

He is not a public kisser. He's weird. It's because the chin. It's a lot of this. First off, the discussions, the ball drop, you. It's not the kiss. We'll get to the kiss. No, but I'm saying.

but the kiss, it's the anticipation. It's like you have your significant other there or some random broad, and then you're like, three, two, one, and it's magical. You're counting down the final days of this year. This year's never going to happen again in history. Exactly, good riddons. See, because that's you, you've never had a positive year.

You're just, no, I love my years and I love my life, but we're on to the next. We're on to that. I don't need to count down a ball. Let alone, let alone, if you're the people there in person, oh my God. No, no. If you gather in Times Square with a,

million souls in 20-degree weather to go seven, six, five. Get the camera, get the camera, free. Take the picture, take the picture. What? No, that sucks. I'm not going to lie. You wake up January 1 with a nose cold. No.

No, this is the thing. Okay, don't let me in with the people that are in New York waiting. Yeah, terrible. They're like the New Year's equivalent of furries. I mean, they wear like diapers and. I mean, it is insanity. It's insane. They got big planet fitness hassle.

And the amount of the amount of times that I've physically watched the error of a broadcast. Yeah. I've looked at my TV. The ball's on the ground. The fireworks are going off. But on the broadcast, they're like four, three. I'm like, it's already popped. And someone messed up.

No, there's a delay. Okay, but that's you saying that the countdown isn't worth it is like decorating your house for Christmas and you just skip the presents. You all this lead up in anticipation to this one thing. And you're just like, this is the worst part of the gifts. See, I don't, I don't know, bro. I just body that. I'm not going to lie.

I just body that. Okay, next. And, okay, can I, one more thing. You're going, no, I really like this ball. One more thing. And, and the countdown is when you get your grape and you hide under the table. And you just, I mean, you just went right to my next thing. What?

Over or underrated? People that do food traditions, you're taking a grape and you're getting under a table for what? Now, that might be racist. Are you a dog? Are you a literal canine? No, no, no, that might be. that might be, that might legitimately be, how is that racist?

That might be, how is that racist? That might be patrol. If you're grabbing, if you're grabbing a grape and you're big, just hitting all fours and getting under my table,

I'd literally be like, what the fuck are you doing? No, the hiding is an option. What is, I don't even know the significance. I think it's for good luck and it's like to hide from the evil eye. But I think that's what it is.

The evil eye? I think that's what it is. You pop the grape. My ex, she was, that family taught me that. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I think that's that, I think that's that,

culture. Okay. And it was cool because I got these purple grapes and I think green grapes meant something else. I mean, I didn't really participate. I was getting cheated on. I don't remember. I was all over the place. I was like, you, you, you, you who? I don't know. I don't know who's all this party. If you're grabbing a grape and you're hiding from the evil eye under a table or if you're grabbing black eyed peas or if you're grabbing black eye sucks. Yeah. Where's the chips and casso and the buffalo wings? I don't want a grape and black eyed peas. You're very pessimistic. I thought I was going to be more pessimistic. I think I like cheer and folly lull. Yeah. I I like a fala la la la law too. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I feel bad for Malachi. No, Malika, I'll do these things. You're not going to let him hide under the table? I'm only going to say, son, stand on your two feet.

You don't bend a knee for no man, especially no artificial man dropping a ball. No, you don't bend your knee. Get up, boy. Get your ass up, boy. Get your ass up, boy. You're grounded all 2026. Get upstairs. Boy!

No, boy! That's what I'm a hit. Okay, over underrated. All the food traditions, black eyed peas, the lentils, the cornbread, the grapes. Underrated. Underrated. For the reasons I've said. Dude. Overrated. Do you have another one? Yeah. Let's do this one. Shit. He said, let's do his sad.

Oh no. Oh no. Unbutton, unbutton that other button. Oh, God. Let that dove's suffocating. Oh, my God. Let that dove's suffocating. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The pigeon's suffocating. Oh, no. Your pigeon's suffocating. Oh, no. He's crying. Oh, my God. We're starting 2026. Just how we left off boys and girls. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Someone getting water. This is not good. No, no, he's doing the fake movements. Oh, oh no. Oh, when he starts rocking, he starts, oh, he doesn't know what to do, but his body's, it's so much happening. He's trying to,

he looked like you just came up from water. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, you ever been there before? Oh my God, I don't know where you just went. I don't know where you went. You went in a black hole. It's not a pigeon. You went up on, it's a pigeon.

Pigeons are dumb. It's dumb. Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah. The champagne flutes and the toast at New Year's. You know how typically everyone's waiting? You do your kiss or not, and then you take your shot.

Over, underrated. Is it just the champagne you're asking me about? Champagne, liquor, anything. Well, I mean, I'm right on the line of dependent. So, I would say, I would say, underrated, yeah. I'm dependent on that. Good job. That's solid.

I'm like, sure. Okay, here we go. This is a big one. Literally yesterday I said, I'm not drinking. I got over one shot. I was like, let's do it. I mean, I'm easy. I'm easy, bro.

Dary L said, Darryl said, Daryl said, hey, you try to take a shot? Yeah, come on. You go, dude. All right, bro. You're like, everybody's doing it. I was the first one he asked.

First one he asked. And I got the shot first, and I was like, weird is everybody else? Okay. Playing games. Right. At the party.

So like you said, The whole party is around the ball drop. You play games, you're doing all these things. Ready? Playing games at the New Year's party. Ready, three, two, one, underrated. Overrated. You stupid idiot.

See, you are so materialistic. Oh, my God. It's such a fa la la la, jolly la la jala ball season. It's so much festive in the air. Give me my grapes and tables to hide under. I can't wait to kiss you in the mouth of my tongue in front of all of our friends right when the ball drops. I just want to play twister.

Maybe some quip lash. I want to play. something fun. Give me some checkers. Wait, am I playing the games with you? You're playing with the whole group? No, I'm saying, are you there? Yes. Hate it. Hate it. No, no, no, no, no, it's on you. It's on you. It's on you. No, no, Cam, Cam, it's, and I legitimately mean this. I legitimately mean, bottom of my heart and your wife, both of y'all together. I hate playing games with you. That's so rude. Like, you're my best friend. I love, I love you with everything. That's so rude. I would I would rather do everything in the world with road trips, skydive.

That's so rude. Like adventure through caverns. I would love doing that with you. Pull out sorry or trouble. Yeah. Censor it. Why? Why?

Explain it. I hate it. You do not make a bullseil like that and not have an explanation. Because playing games, the point of it is to have fun. That's why we're all here. Okay. Fair. I can agree.

Cam is like, we're going to spend 30 minutes on rules and you better understand these rules. And you want to know why? And I'm going to make this very clear. Last night is a perfect example. And then he goes like this. And like, God forbid, we're drinking, having fun their side conversations. Big ears. Big ears.

Big ears. That's not true. Whenever I speak, you make a bubble. And I'm 26. Waterfall. I'm 26 with my girl like this. That's not true. That's not true.

And then, God forbid, we start the game. We start the game. And somebody makes a just one, like, it's a fun, like, oh, I'm going to make a little joke. Let's know you f***. That's not your fucking. true. That's not true. And if somebody's on your team and they're messing up, what's the f*** you doing? That's also not true. That's not true. I did not let a single what's you doing rip. Here's, now this is a perfect, this is the perfect thing to bury this. Last night,

y'all can make fun of it. You can call me corny, ultra competitive, whatever. All of the above. What I did, if I didn't do, the process of playing the games would have took way longer. You say that every time? You say it every time and you make it longer. And you know what I'm to do? You make it longer. You know what I'm going to do? You know what I'm going to do? Shut up. You know what I'm literally gonna, I'm just gonna let- Thank you. You said that every time, but you can't. Your heart can't do it.

Because everyone else is, because are we trying to play the game? Yes, we're just chilling, dog. We don't get no, fine. Just chilling, we're gonna get it to it. All right, then I, oh my, oh my God. You're like, no, that doesn't make sense with the algebra, no, let's keep it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe two, two months ago, two or three months ago, on the royalty live stream, I'm saying the rules, y'all start making fun of me because it took so long. It took so long. It took so long. Taking so long and talking. You go, all right, y'all got it.

I go, I'm going to sit behind. No, no, but this is different. It went completely sideways. No, no, this is the difference. This is the difference. Thank you. No, no, we didn't say it because you said, I'm not going to say it. It's said it because you, you, like, it was your sad.

You shut down. No, no, no, it's to prove a point. No, no, you're sad to show a point. No, you were sad and shut down. I said, oh, here we go again. I'm trying to get the ball rolling. Y'all make fun. I'm going to let y'all do it.

And then we sat there. And three times in the first round, wait, how do we score? Wait, who's it? Wait, who's winning? How do we? Yeah, but that's fine. Like, I'm like, that's fine. Like, it's, we're not, you know what I mean?

I know, but it's, I think I should not get criticized. I think you should tone it down. I'm not saying to stop. I'm saying, relax a little bit. That's the thing. But I don't, I don't ever think, I think y'all make it more. No, no, no, no. I remember you hit, you hit, you hit a, you hit a this, a leg extension with this yesterday.

So, what do you know? To who? I can't say the name. When did I do that? I said, oh, God, he's serious. Okay, well, also, we were also, but that's also me drinking and having fun, too. He didn't drink.

If that, I was under the influence, all right? We were all having a good time. So I might, I was like, give him another one. Get one of those sour patches. Hey, pass another sour patch with a big head.

Calm him down. No, I'm just kidding. But that's, that's a good game. Underrated, overrated. I like that. Happy New Year's to everybody. Happy New Year's, man. Happy New Year's.

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We're moving studios soon. I think we found the one. I know we've said that before, but we're like legitimizing contracts right now. I hope. It's really good. Like, genuine, like almost perfect. Beautiful.

Beautiful. We're in the final talks of it. So 2026 will be moving into the new office. Now, I've had this thing recently. My nails are nice. right yeah this is all gonna make sense oh my nails are like i mean i cut myself on my phone because my phone is shattered and in the club i sliced it open bleeding everywhere oh it was in one of y'all shots i don't know but i definitely squirted it in there that's why i didn't wake

up sunday i'm just kidding i woke up monday morning but um so um i take care of my nails right there's paint on them there's gloss like i get them done so i don't have sharp nails i don't like i i take care of them right two things happened this week one i was getting a massage right you know at the end of the massage they started getting your fingers right they go like that and they start pulling like massaging your hand and so they were doing like the the thing where they do that she made contact with my nail and i felt her skin go under my thumbnail and she went oh like that she goes up and i was like i didn't like to open my eyes or anything i had to pretend I didn't hear it or I was asleep, but it was like, it was embarrassing.

And, like, she didn't touch me with that hand the rest of the massage. She was like this. Yeah. So that happened, I was like, that's embarrassing. We went to go to the studio tour, right? And the realtor came up, older gentlemen. And, you know, their skin's real, like, see-through. And it's like one of those bruised palms with a lot of veins.

Oh, God. That's what he was, right? Robbie goes up, shakes his hand. And normally I'm good to shake hands. I can get in there right perfectly, but I make my hand strong. I'm a man and I wear collard shoes. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

So he reaches his hand out and I go, I mean, absolutely slice the whole back of his hand. I mean, a whole back it just went, I missed it that bad and I felt me just taking, like I was like a rake and I just felt taking old man's skin. Like old man dermo, I was taking it. It was all, and I went, like it was under my nails. I saw it under the beds of my nails, so I had to go like this off my pants.

off my pants. I don't know if you saw this, Robbie. That whole tour, he put his hand behind his back. And as we were leaving, he went to shake the hand again, blood. He was bleeding all the back of it. Oh my God, we're not getting that studio. Oh my God, we're not getting it. We're not getting the studio. We got Edward's scissor hands over here. Ruined it for us. We're not getting the studio. And genuinely, I've been so self-conscious, like all yesterday when we had that party, when I was shaking your girl's hand and all that like I was like very cautious of my

yeah you're like bending the nails outward you're like nice to meet you she goes pierce that guy pain has a weird shake you turn around and yours like this no blood no skin

no blood no skin yeah but I think like normally why is it so sharp though I don't know I just I'm strong beds I guess but you do have big nails though like you have like big nails and all my fingers are crooked

so I can't really control where they go Yeah, you're gonna shake a hand. It's literally like grabbing barbed wire. You're just like, hey, Peyton Hard. You just slice them up. They're like, ah. And so normally, I don't see this place. I'm already awkward enough like meeting people

or talking to people like, I don't know, say, hey, hello, yes sir, yes, ma'am. I don't know what to say and I sweat and I stutter. Now I've got to worry about my hands. Imagine you walking in to view the studio space. You have sweat stains like I'm rocking right now. You go, hey, hey, hey, hey, how's it going? And then you go for the hand, you go, and that guy literally goes,

this isn't the place for you. You got to turn around. Start on. Turn around. It's already. It's least. Someone wanted two seconds ago. Yeah.

That'd be terrible. Okay. Oh, my God. Craziest thing happened to me. Okay. I don't know, my brain works in a mysterious way. It's just like God. But I don't know what made me think of this.

Right. I was driving home the other day. Now, you know, when the huge, like, the big flatbed, like hot shot semi-trucks are moving like, like, like, excavators, like equipment. have the oversized load. Yes. And they try to take up two lanes. I hate oversized loads.

Oh no. This right here was utter nonsense. This big ass, we're in the city, so we're not on a highway, two lane road. This big thing is clearly, clearly in the right lane. And he's not even like oversized enough. It's not like he's bringing a house on the back of him. It's like an excavator. He's in the right lane.

But he has a little pulling left guard behind him. He has this little pickup truck. Oh, I hate the little pick up. truck with the lights on it is he got the lights does it have lights oh my god p it has it has lights the flashing lights and the sign oh my eye this guy is legit like a pulling guard in football i go to get past him he goes and i went he goes and he keeps cutting me off and i go what the it's the worst i'm trying to get home we hit a red light yeah so the guy commits to the right lane he commits to the right lane i pull up next to the truck on the off chance that he's going to cut me off again

I don't want to get in a wreck. Right. I literally pull up to him, I look at him. The guy gets an attitude with me and goes, don't you see the signs? And I go, y'all are in that lane. Yeah. I can very much go past you. It's so annoying.

He goes, not allowed to. Law. I think that is a law. That's exactly how he said it. Not allowed to law. Mm, gotcha. And I literally went, Z.

Just went, because we were at the red light. And I distracted him long enough. He goes, you're not allowed to. That's law. And I just went, oh, really? I didn't even know. And the shit turned. Green and I went, just went right path.

Bro, he was legit like a, like, he was playing football. It literally was like, I mean, this is crazy. That's impressive. That's impressive that you do that. It was impressively pissing me off. It's a weird thing with those kind of things. It was 100% pride. 100% pride.

Yeah, but you know a lot of people, like whenever there's oversized loads or there's like those trucks with rocks flying off the back of them. That's a fias. I, oh my God, Rhonda got shot for that. Yeah. Ronda got shot in the windshield for that. Yeah. Rest in peace Rhonda, dog.

I know who's driving and I look up, shatter. Can I say something, though? You know, and like the semi-trucks with the trucks are like hauling all the cars or the big logs. People get scared because like final destination and they move away from them. Not me, man. I got a weird thing, bro. You're like living life high on that edge. But it's like one of those things where the intrusive thought takes over.

And it's not like I'm scared. It's like more of them at peace. I get behind. I get behind the trucks that I have rocks flying off, and you can see it. Oh, yeah. And I get behind them, and I'm like, I think I can avoid all these rocks. Oh, yeah, you're stupid. It's a genuine, and I haven't thought about that to say it out loud ever,

because it is really one of those deep dialogue internal thoughts. But I am definitely behind them like, it's not going to happen to me. I wonder what that is. You need it. The next time you feel like, you just go get a lotto ticket. Be like, nope, it's not my day. I have the same feeling about lottery tickets as well. That's why I've never bought one.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. I'm not ready to win. And I'm so serious. I have a deep, guttural feeling the first time I buy a lottery ticket, I will win. We can put that to rest today. Why? I'll go buy you 20 of them things on me. Yeah.

That's the difference. I've had thousands of lottery tickets bought for me, scratchoffs, all that. I've won a couple dollars. It's different if I buy it. If I make the choice to go into it. the gas station and say, 60, that's winning. I feel that. And I, I, I, I put this on everything I love. I have never physically purchased a lottery ticket myself because I'm not ready to receive that. I genuinely feel like the first day I buy a lottery ticket, I am winning. And I'm not joking. I'm

not joking. I put out everything I've never bought a lottery ticket because I will win. Oh, you're a prick. No. You are insane. How? You think, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a good feeling. It must be a great feeling but the delusion is wicked. You know I have great internal like I can read things well. I can figure out like I like my fight sensors you know I do my fight sensory I can tell I can tell two blocks down a god they're scuffling and I'm right you are right that that's a little different same thing with lot of tickets you might have some echo vision hearing like you're like part owl but I generally feel that I because because I know like my life is going to I'm not it sounds crazy I know my life's going to change if I hit this 20 million

I'm not ready to receive that. No, no, no. I'm not ready to receive that blessing, and I know I'm not. Do you know the power ball is currently at $1.1 billion? I am aware. I'm not ready for that. You for not being ready for that. If you have this magical number in your head and you think you can win,

you go by that today, you break us all off. You move to Guam and live your isolated life. Why do you feel like you deserve my lottery thing? You don't deserve my lottery day. We have talking about this, but that is crazy ego for you think you deserve. winning money. That is crazy. That is crazy to think if I go and hit for a billion dollars. Right. And you, oh, oh my God, if I can't keep having this cover off. You shut your mouth. If I hit for a billion dollars and I go,

you know what, tax all of it right now. I want it all lump sum. I end up walking out with 600 million. Mm-hmm. You are, you are literally lying. Yeah. On that sure, if you say you would not internally expect some, there's no way in any right mind that you, there's a difference between, there's, I'm going to take my clothes off if you lie. There's a difference between expectation and wanting. I don't expect it. I would want some, though. And you are expecting it, and that's where ego comes in.

You don't, you should, you don't deserve it. I'll put this stress now. Yeah. Yeah, I'm expecting it. You hit for 600 M's. Give me five! Oh, that's a lot. Five is a lot of money.

That's like a fourth of it. Well, I don't know the exact number. That's less than 1%. Okay, but taxes, lawyers, financial advisors. 600 is after tax. Okay, so... The power ball is 1.1 billion. If you hit six...

Oh my God. If you hit 600 million, you're not giving me five. I'm not saying... Oh, I don't know about five. I'm not saying I won't give you money. Your life will change with two. I'm not saying... saying, I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm saying the fact that you expect it is deterring me

from giving you anything. And you know what? Because my own mommy, well, doesn't expect that. No, she won't expect any money for me. She doesn't expect money for me now. She doesn't want anything. That's fine. That's fine. And that's also slightly different. The elderly, they only want to see, they want to see you just grow and do bed. Elderly's kind of, I mean, she looks, she would, she can literally get a senior meal at an eye hop. That's just, that's fact. She's like, the standard she is the vet she looks she looks fantastic and she rocks that but she's considered in that in that yes but she doesn't expect but she should if anybody should should be hurt because she's the one who who raised me and my father they raised me to put me in great positions and gave me and gave up

a lot you've done nada for me that's not true that's not true and that's evil I the fact that you I'm gonna get so many comments I'll pay it's a bad for you know me no you guys you don't know me you all know me you all know me it's not no They know that if you hit for 600 names, you're not giving me five. No, no. I mean, I can, oh, I could, I can, I can, I can, I can, I'm understanding. You're not understanding, mute that. You're not understanding.

It's the part that you're expecting it is the bad part. You can want it. Pete, I think it's worth. I'm owed. I'm owed. Do you think you're owed that money? No, no, I don't think I'm owed. Then then why do you expect it?

I'm expecting it as if, because in my mind, I'm not saying I won't. I know, no, no, but that's the different. You're saying it's bad than I'm expecting it. Yes. I think it's more bad. to like spin the word soup and be like, oh, dude, I would want it, but I'm not expected. If you hit for 600, 600 million dollars,

and you didn't break a brother off a piece of loaf, I don't need, I don't even need five. I don't even need five. If you don't give me a crumb from the biggest piece of bread we've ever seen, then yeah, this is, I'm not saying, I wouldn't. If I had 600 million, I give you enough money to where you don't have to do anything.

How much money would you give me off the 600 million? If I got $600 million, without, without comprehension and any guidance, I immediately go to, you get no less than $25 million, no less. You know that's my end fund. I like that. I'd literally go, $25 million. Done. And I'd give you a hug and smack your, and we'd go out that night. Would you give it to me for me?

You'd go, here's $100,000. Don't ever speak to me again. You go, I hate you, your head's big, you're sucking your fat. Bye. You go. Here's a hundred grand. That's what you would do. I'd go, here's $25 million.

Love you. I'm not saying I wouldn't give you money. I'm saying the fact that you expect it hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings. Robbie, Robbie, do you- You're getting a kink off the word expect. That's what you said. I'm saying I'm-

You expect it. I expect it from your heart and character, not from the view. Oh, that's a good spin. Not from the- That's a good one. That's what I'm saying. That was a good one. You're taking expect as if like you have,

like you're required to. I'm not saying that. I'm not owed it. I'm saying if you hit for $600. million, I do expect you to give you something. If I gave you nothing, would that hurt our relationship? Absolutely. And that's where the problem is.

I say, okay, Robbie, with our relationship, if I hit 600 million, would you expect? Honest to God, out of you? No. Okay. Right, and I don't mean that one of my heart, like, I would hope I'd be like, be nice. Even if it was just a couple hundred thousand, I'd be like, be nice if you slip me something, but knowing you, but... That's so crazy because I give everybody really good Christmas bonuses. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Six hundred million. That's crazy. I almost called him CJ. Hey, hey, hey. And that's not just saying I appreciate it. I'm just saying I wouldn't in this.

Right, I'd be like, I'm hoping. I'm hoping he'll find it. Okay, okay. If you didn't, I'd be like, eh. Now hold on, if Billy Jack hit for 600 million, would you expect money from Billy Jack? All right. Go Cal one, go Cal one, go Cow one, go Cow one, go.

I'm not saying I wouldn't. And I have to say, if Cam hit 600 million, I don't even have to, I know he would break me something. Yes, yes. What the thing is, is that we have had this conversation. If Cam has hit the lottery, he has gone through each and every one of his friends and what he would get to. Yeah, and he's losing all his money. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

He's losing all his money. If I have 600 million. He has six gym memberships now. No, I don't. Imagine what he's going to do with 600 million? Yes. No, I don't. I have two.

And a gym in his house. I have two. I have two. membership. I have two. That's true too, but I have two gym memberships. He's going to lose all his money. There's $30 a month. That's a lot. 600 million. I would buy South Carolina. I'm just kidding. No, if I had 600 million, this is another thing. Bare minimum. You can get off this because you're all painting me in a bad light and that's, yeah. No, no, Robbie, really that, that you're fired. No, no, Robbie, how's that for inspection? You're fired. How about that?

Now, that's crazy because I give so much. I give so much through opportunities, financial, I give a lot. And if we ought to say that. No, no, I put everyone, I put it's the hypothetical. No, no, shut the fuck up, bitch. This is the hypothetical. No, no, no, you shut the fuck up. You said Dr. Dufer's Smerch.

No, no, no. The thing is, because I give so much and I don't even say anything about it, and I just coat it with me being on top of it to make it not seem so sentimental. I give, oh, I give everything. everybody so, so much, opportunities, relationships, money, experiences, and now everybody looks at me like I wouldn't give y'all money.

It's f*** up. We get, no, if you don't want me to be a d- If you're in life, this is the hypothetical. We can start tallying everything. This is appreciative. We're all appreciative. I don't think, I at least don't think I give unappreciativeness in real life, the hypothetical. If you got 600 million you didn't give me anything, I thought, oh my God, I would take my

last dime and hire someone to hunt you. I would literally put out a manhunt for you. I would post my own one indebtor alive? Would you let me, if I give you nothing, would you still let me hang out with Malachi? Peyton, you wouldn't live in this country. No, I fly him out. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're not flying my son out. Why? When he's like, 15, 60 and hang out on me, come move, boy. Why? He goes, Uncle Pia said he wants to find me out, give me money, and take care of everything. I go, no. And by that time, I'm 450 pounds. I'm sitting there with a nasty beard. I'm like, shut out, boy. Bring me my shop.

That would be, no, no. That would be messed up. And honestly, jokes aside, that was hilarious. I know in your heart, I know you would give me something. I know you would give me something. I know you would. It's crazy. I pay off your debt.

I'll pay off whatever debt you have. Well, that's not even, that's very, that's not. Well, I don't know if you have any, but I'm saying, assuming most Americans do. But so I'm saying if you had any, like, student loans, anything, whatever, credit cards, I'd pay it off. And then you're the last thing we can. closes 600 million you wouldn't give me one million dollars to where you are left with yeah 50099 million dollars you want to cash i don't care if you give it to me in copper or bronze they stopped making pennies they did you can give me that nickels careful you know i have

i have a i have a thing that i think i think cash and physical money is not going to be a thing in the next five years. I genuinely believe that. I don't know what you hit, but you hit some. I'm just kidding. Now, the over, your overall statement I can subscribe to five years is absolutely. The fact you think money's gone in 2031 is wicked. You want to know why I think that? Two things that happened. I was listening to the Joe Button podcast and they live in New York, right? They went to the Barclays Center. Somebody went to the Barclays Center. Okay. And they were going to the concession stand. And the concession stand said, hey, we don't take. cash but if you want to buy something we have a reverse ATM a reverse they have reverse

ATMs now a reverse ATM is you put your cash into it and it pulls out like essentially a gift card and then you could go you could go buy stuff at the concession stand with that so it's already starting so I think a lot of these places are going to adapt the reverse ATM cash is not going to be a thing you know how quick that gets rid of cash That's very quick, yeah. And then... That's what I was about to say. I was at Target yesterday.

As I was walking into Target, there's a sign saying, please try to limit cash purchases. Oh, my God. Like, it's already started. So I don't think it's crazy to say that in five years, cash isn't going to be a thing. Dude, we're getting close to the end. I'm going to say that with a very, very realness.

We're getting close to the invoice. You genuinely believe that. 100%. Why? Because, I mean, the signs are telling, boy, you better turn to that old book. You better turn to that last book, boy! You've been saying that for.

a long time. It started with the cricket invasion. That's not a cricket. I never said that. There was one headline and it's locusts. It's not cricket. It's locusts. They are a pack animal. You're like in revelations. I'm locust, boy. Hey, there's there's, hey, I'm just saying time moves different. Time moves different when you're hit, man. But no, I mean, that is it's crazy. So do you think it's really crazy? Because they stop production on on pennies already. But okay, but you understand that, right? Because it costs more to make a penny than what a penny's worth. Right.

And I almost got canceled for saying I throw away my pennies a couple years ago, but that's fine. Well, you're not making them, you dork? No, I'm saying, but whenever I would get them and change, I'd just kind of throw them out. Like I wasn't using it because there's no point. It's still currency. Yeah, but that's, that's, oh, why'd you look down? Why'd you look down? Boy, you look down to me.

You said, you said, yeah, but that's just, no, but that, okay. So the cash thing, oh my God, that's a stance. Beautiful watch. The catch is, bro, God, I'm like a tongue twister. The catch on the cash thing is I really don't think society will be like, bro, I think it'll be scary when there's no, like, gold will always be here. So, okay, let me ask you this. Oh God, we're getting scientific.

In this hypothetical, real quick. If cash is gone, what is, is money backed by anything? Or is it pure digital? I think it'll be, I don't really know how money works now. That's not okay. Okay. Well, the blockchain. Don't get it.

You go, you go with the monkey EFTs. They're gonna, it's everything. I mean, out of all the NFTs. You know those are the OGs. The board Apes. They could have said Cryptopunks. I don't know that blockchain. I don't.

I mean, that was stupidest thing ever. Can we be honest about that? Yeah, that was like... Who are so dumb. No, the NFTs. It was so dumb. I understand the concept. The concept's good.

But you were trying to tell me that I can own. I can own. Yeah. A LeBron James highlight. One of one. Yeah. When all eight billion almost people can go YouTube. com, LeBron James, dunks on this guy.

It was so funny too. Here it is for free, but I own the real one. Yeah. So it's significant value. You know it was so funny, like in that era, the crypto punk people that were like spending like $20 million on these things. And they were making them, they were making them their like avies or their profile people on Twitter.

And they was like, oh, see, I'm like, I'm the owner of this one. And then everybody was just like screenshoting it and putting it as their profile. And they're like, does it count? The real one, check the blockchain. I was like, it looks the exact same. I can't tell who's who now.

That's what I'm saying. Like the concept in other things, cool, but when they started going to highlights and pictures of, I mean, think about it, people were spending actual money on fake AI pictures of an ape with a cigarette in his mouth in a, in a, in a fo dora. It was stupid.

Yeah, whatever. smoking a sig wearing a fedora, and the background was yellow. Yeah, it's dumb. I'll get you $30,000 for it. And they're all worth what now? Oh my God. Zero. Oh, my God.

You're going to give me a Honda Civic for a picture that I just farted, scratched my nuts, and told a item make. Hey, make me an ape smoking a Marlboro soft red with a fedora in an army green background. He goes, I'll give you my Toyota. And I go, deal! I literally, like, people were like cussing me off from not getting into it. I was like, I'm not doing it. Yeah, that's so, yeah, that was a big movement, though.

Yeah, it was. Okay. I got a question for you. I've been one to ask you this. Answer me. What? I'll answer you. I'll answer your Pythagrin theorem. Oh, your math body. Dude, what's that Da Vinci hitting for? What's your Da Vinci code hitting for? Like the code to my panties? Uh-huh. Like how easy is to get in? Yeah, one to ten. For you? For me. Now? For now it's ten out ten. You couldn't get me. You still hurt? Yeah. I go he's heard about the point I know you'd give you money. But you're the one

saying you wouldn't that's not you like you created that yourself now you gotta pay for the so i'll come off of it okay i saw this on ticot okay and i wanted to ask you this i think it's very interesting if you had to eat you have to let's say already here we go you have to you have to eat 15,000 calories in one day caveat it can only be one item so you have to eat the same of something to get to 15,000 calories, 24 hour period. What would it be? I would have to look that up. I would have to see what's the least filling thing

with the highest calories. So probably like candy, right? Oh my God, you're right there with me. It would be candy or like some sort of chip. Oh no, no, no, no. Because I'm a snacky. But chips are not, chips are not calorie high enough. Are they not?

Bro, a bag of lays is like 180. No, no, it's not per serving. And there's like five servings in the family size. Oh, it's family size. I'm talking about like, like, right, Think about like this bag, like a personal bag, it's like 160 calories. You have to eat 15 grand. Oh, no, no, I'm tripping, like a fair food.

I would eat a fair food. Like, if you go get like a fried. What a pick. You know what I mean? You get like a fried twinkie. You can eat like four of those and you got it. Oh, no, sir. Yes, sir.

Each one of those is like a thousand calories. So you'd need 15 if I'm off-risk. I can eat 15 fried twikis. A twinkie with a little bit of batter dropped into some fried. It's very feeling, but it's nowhere near a thousand calories. Yes, it has to be. A singular. Twinkie just because you add batter how many calories are anything that oh my god hey

give me some food fair food because fair food is super whole fair food is super high caloric debt fair food is super high on calories oh yeah I mean it's so unhealthy yeah it's all fried yeah we got the stats back what is 580 what is on a twinkie on a fried twigie from a fair at a carnival freshly is 400 plus calories so 400 so you would have to what's 400 divided by 15 You would have 15,000 divided by four. 15,000 divide it by four. You have to eat over 30. What time do I wake up?

I can do that. I can eat 30 those in one day. You would need 34 of those. I can eat 34 of those in one day. I mean, I would absolutely hate myself. 34 fried Twinkies. You are out of your mind. Actually, so a Canadian.

I'm talking, you would be sick as a dog by like 12. Oh yeah. What would you eat? Bro, I was going candy at first. But as soon as you said the carnival and I hear me out, it would suck, but something like a loaded, loaded down nachos. Yeah. Some shit that's in a to-go trade that's probably sitting at like 3K by itself.

It's going to take a lot. It's going to fill me. Yeah. I can go for five. I can go for five-o. And if not, it'd have to be a candy. Something that I'm literally addicted to that I could just go forever. This is going to bother me, like, whenever I watch this back and think on it

because I'm going to come up with like an obvious, like, fantastic answer. But it, oh my. You have to eat 15 of those. 15 loaded nachos. There's only, no, hell no, you got a weak one. If you got a loaded nachos that has 1,000 calories, that's a, that's not fair nachos. Nuts?

Easy answer, nuts. Nuts are calorically dense, but you mean to tell me you're eating straight cashews? No shot, no shot. I don't know, that's a good question. I don't have to think about it. Dude, fair food, you opened up a whole. Fair food is really good to think about. I'm either going, I mean, let us know in the comments.

I'm going fat, nasty, grossly packed nachos, or like a candy dog. Fried Twinkie, I want to go make 34 fried Twinkies and see if you can do it in 24 hours. Oh my God. I mean, no, it would definitely suck. I remember the first time I had a fried Twinkie. I was on the toilet for at least six days. Off of one? Oh, bro.

They had to have baked down some dairy. We'd have to get your stomach pumped. We'd have to get your stomach pumped. Oh, my God. What's up? Let's crowdsource money. So there's a prize pool at the end. Let's do a Patreon video of this.

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No, I'm not going to lie. I think mine's a little low. I'm looking at yours and I'm seeing a whole purple shoe on mine right now. I think mine didn't, think I need to go. You've had that on your head for a total of 12 seconds or there's a red mark? No, I got a big skull. Do you have it on too tight?

No, it's on the last peg. So I literally can't make it any looser. So let's just, let's just, let's keep it moving. You need like an extension on your- You look like you're about to play like rich tennis. Like you're like, you're about to go play tennis over like a $500,000 just like daily bet. You're like, oh yeah, service, Thomas.

Okay, oh. What this game is, is basically we have, pictures of celebrities or characters or something we're gonna put them on our head we're gonna ask questions to figure out who is on our head yes we're gonna go oh it's yes to no questions kind of we can just kind of we can kind of go and we can help each other yeah we can't pop by the way big head big head and it pop what if it's no no i can't order hats in stores it's fine don't worry okay okay here we go let's put our first ones on our head okay is this the right way yes oh you're just like that yes just like that

I can't find the hole. It's not my first time. Nope. You got to turn it, turn it, turn it. There you go. Okay. All right, boom. Put in your head.

Is mine good? Is it fastened? Fastened? Okay. Yes, sir. You want to go first or me? I'll go first. I'll go first.

Okay, okay. Okay. Let's see. Okay, simple. Yeah. Is this someone that I would like, I would support? I like their journey or their vision. I would hope so.

You hope so? I mean, it depends. Are you in traffic? Oh, am I in traffic? What kind of traffic? Am I in traffic? Yeah. Like, you just get cut off?

Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Can I go away?

Yeah, you go. My turn. My time. Okay. Um, would you say I, uh, would you say I, uh, would you say I have the same. style as this person like they same style we got the same thing going on oh I mean some days when you some days depending on you put on I'd say yes but overarching I hope I hope not let's go with that I'm gonna go no okay hope not okay

all right hope not so they safe to say no they can't dress they have no drip oh oh there's some drip but Okay, okay, in traffic. Is this a person I would bring to my family reunion? Then they'd stand out. This, I mean, there would be some heavy conversations at your family reunion. I think I'm painting the picture, okay? Let's, I'm gonna just keep on the same narrative.

There would be some wicked talks. I'm gonna keep on the same narrative. Would you say it's safe to say, uh, is it safe to say my guy, my guy's packing? guy's packing. Now, would the general populace think he has a third leg? Would the general population consider it BDE? I mean, oh, I mean heavy. I mean, am I more is chestnut? I'm kidding. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think I have race and gender decided. Okay. Would I, would I go to a house party with this person. Pete, I say this with the most seriousness.

I really, really hope you don't. I really hope you. So they can't dress. Don't party good. Isn't they don't party good? Or like, are they too much fun at the party? I think they're a little too much. I think they're,

and I think it's safe to say they're a little too much. Is there oil at this party? There's not, there. I'm depending on the type of oil. I don't know. Not baby. Not baby. Okay, okay.

Then I'm ruling out. Who, okay, I thought we had to. You're ruling out. Okay, okay. Wait, can I ask again? Yeah, can I ask another one? Would I eat a meal with this person? Would like go to dinner with them?

Because you know how much dinner's mean, like going out at dinner. Like, I prefer that over a party any day. I think, I think. You could eat dinner with this person. You just might not like what's all the menu. Oh. Oh, is this, I mean, is their dinner served at most restaurants? No.

Oh, would I like their fridge? No, is it Dahmer? No. It's not. Oh, is it guine? No, that's a wicked. You go, you go, let me get the baloney sandwich. side of femur. Let's finish it off with the dessert. Give me that guy's face. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now you

got to get yours. Okay. It's safe to say, I'm a black guy, heavy downstairs, or at least the populace thing. We would assume so. Acts like, I mean. Acts like it. Some of the moves we made shows, insinuates at BDE. Now come again? Some of the moves we made? I mean, he made. Am I paid and heart? No. Oh, okay. Okay. No, I thought I go. You're welcome. Oh, you go to my family here and you'd still stick out like a sore thumb. I mean, not as much as this guy. So they're sticking out at the family.

Okay, is my person an athlete? No. Not. Now, there was a little hesitant. No, no, there's no hesitation. No hesitation. I mean, a lot of steps put in. A lot of steps.

I mean, they definitely got full rings every day on their Apple Watch. A lot of steps. So they're a very active black male, very active black male. I mean, they got their steps in. Am I'm a hot my gun? Are Gandhi? Am I Gandhi? Is he black?

Is Gandhi black? He's Indian, but he walks a lot. He walks a lot. Those flip-lops are beat to hell. Um... I'm not Gandhi. Come on. So I am black.

Black? Yeah, I don't see Gandhi as just third-legged human tripod. No, no, no. He had a very honest man, Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very textbook. Very textbook. Okay, big Johnson, black guy.

A lot of walking. That's the part. A lot of walking. And you would, I would hope you would agree with a lot of this thing. And I support them. Yeah. support this person. You, I would hope you'd hang out with them. Close. Give me Malcolm. No. Okay. Give me, I got a speech. Give me Martin Luther.

Give me Malcolm. Give me Malcolm. Are you going to do one more? Let's do one more. Let's do one. All right. Gein is hilarious. This picture is nuts. I know Pierce was cringing trying to print that. He's like, Okay. Is this good? No, no. You're going to go landscape. You're going to go landscaped, other way landscape. Right there. Here we go. Here's mine. Mine's locked in. Nope. Turn it this way. There you go. Okay.

Okay. Let's rip it and run it. Okay. You know what? I'm going to stick with the same race I was running. Yeah. Can I shake this person's hand in the 1930s? Not the 30s. No, no, no, not the 30s. No, no, 30s. No, no, 30s. No, you cannot. No, not the 30s. My guy's black again, isn't it? It's either my guy or my sister, my brother, my sister. I mean, we were there.

Yeah. We as in we? No, stop us. I mean, yes, they were black. What the, they were black? Yes. MIT, he bring me to the roller coaster, Michael Jackson. Was that one take Drake?

Was that one clip? Okay. Oh my God. All right. Now, okay, is the belt buckle? Okay, would you let this person babysit your, kid. Absolutely not.

Okay. Okay. That was me a lot. Okay. Oh no, no, no, no. I would die before that person babysat Malachi. Okay. Look, literal death.

Okay. Um, does this person have documentaries about them? Yes, sir. Okay. Did this person... At one. one time like really cool. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Cool. I mean, cool as a cucumber. Did they believe that they could fly? Yeah, they did. It's our talent. Yeah, they did. Club bangers, boy. I mean, talk about that sucks. We can't. I mean, it's suck that. It really does. I have to

roll up all my windows when I want to listen to him. It sucks. Oh, I just don't listen to him. Oh, no, I still listen. All right, mine first. Here we go. Here we do at the same time. Is this good? Is mine on the shirt? Flip it, um, uh, uh, uh, landscape. Landscape, other way. Right there we go. Here we go. It's my first one. Okay. Here's mine. Okay. This? Nope. Straight, straight. You're good. You're right there. Is mine in good? Yes. Is mine in good? Yeah. Sure. You should push it a little more outside. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Perfect. Let the commence. All right. All right. We're going to go back and forth. You start. Whoever gets their person first. Went. Would I share an intimate night with this person? Absolutely.

Is it a man? No! And you ask two questions. It's my turn. Okay. There's some man I would bet. Okay, what... Okay, now we're gonna go simple.

I'm gonna take the logistical route. Here we go. Does this person drive a humble car? Oh, there's no shot. Okay. That's good. That's good. That nerves it down quickly. Okay.

Your turn. I feel like mine's about to flop out. No, you're good. So this isn't my question, but it is a woman. We're clearing that up. No, no. That is your question. time. No, come on, no, no. All right. Um, you are a woman. You are. Um, now, is this person,

now, is this person, I mean, are the, how are, I mean, no, is this person, have I seen this person without clothes on before? Uh, I think so. I think so. I think so. Really? Yes, sir. Oh, wow. Yes, sir. Now, there's a down a lot. Yeah. No, hey, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Now, is my person, yeah. Um, is, okay, is my person a man? Yes. Okay. There we go. I'm good. I'm working. I'm working. Yeah. Okay. I see this person. Okay. Not a humble car. Man. Okay. So, have a lot of people seen this person naked? I believe so. I believe if you have an open Twitter account. You see this person naked. Oh, I know who it is. Yes, sir. I know what it is. Can I make a guess? Go. Lin of the Park. Deep lore.

What's... You said Twitter. He said Twitter. She's like a Twitter bandit. Like, she's a legend. She's a legend. The only reason I know is because I used to watch a no jumper. Oh my God. Oh my God, that's so wrong.

No, no. Okay. Okay. Um, now hear me out. Now I'm trying, I'm trying to be correct. Yeah, yeah. It might be a stretch. If we teleported back to

1930s. Could me and this person drink from the same? Nope. So we can't see black. He's black. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I got a black guy. Okay. Okay. Oh, they have a career. Yes, sir. Yes. So. Kim K. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is a good guess good guess does my guy wear the same amount of money around his neck as my mortgage a hundred percent okay one hundred percent okay I mean that's a that's about that's a pretty big identifier of them that is that's pretty good I mean that identifies them oh oh yeah am I Flav a Flav yes okay now we got to finish mine we

got to get mine. Hey, I'm Flav on Flav, boy. Yes. Corinna cop. Oh man. And that's the only what you know because it's blonde. You didn't even know one of the boys. Oh, no, it's not. Sophia. Stop. Hey, hey, you need to stop. You're burying yourself. You're going, Sophia. Corrida. Lina. So it's so, no. Okay, I'll give you a hit. Take your mind off a mattress. Okay. Okay. So we actually, I said you've seen. I said you've seen her body. I didn't say you saw her and coitus. I said you seen her body. Okay. Is this person a like movie actor? No sir. No sir. No sir. Is this person a YouTuber? No sir. This is this TV actor? No sir.

An author? Is it J.K. Riling? You've never seen her movies. I've never seen those. No, no sir. No sir. Who? No sir. Whoa. Go a different industry. You're very close. Once you get the industry, you'll buy me. Oh, is it a singer? Yes. Miley Cyrus. Now you've seen. Now you've seen. What? No. No. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, sir.

Sorry. No, sir. She did like photo shoots. No, sir. You're like stomping in my jaw. Yes. Oh, man. Queen Latifah.

No, and I wish. There was a movie. She had a scene. Wait, what movie? It's on Netflix? No, no, it's old movie. Seniors broad. Singers broad.

Singer is broad. Singer is broad. Give me like a hint. Give me a hint. rapper ice spice no sir oh i'll give you a guaranteed hint if you want yeah she talks her cardi b yes yes sir yes sir good stuff good stuff i haven't seen her naked you haven't seen carty b no i saw those nipples peeking through shirts before i haven't seen that my god oh that was fun i got flavor of flave i mean i'm just surprised you guessed that i mean i really did i

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