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Starting point is 00:01:57 grab your loved ones and kiss your dog. On to the rest of the episode. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. How did that feel? That had to feel good. I felt I felt some of my jibbly bits. That was good. The end is good. It honestly it is. It feels so good to hear you get love. Because when we're on tour right now, when we go to these cities, it is an absolute spank fest.

Starting point is 00:02:29 Oh, it's not. It is. It's not a spank fest. Sometimes I want to get on that mic and be like, guys, Cam's here! Remember him? No, no. You have, now there's more.

Starting point is 00:02:39 There's more peas. They have largely due to the fact that the Peyton Gurleys. Oh, 100%. Largely due to them. Oh, that's all I got. That is a wicked cult. That is a wicked, sick-minded cult. Yeah. But there's some cam ones out there.

Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh, there's definitely some cams. You can definitely see who they voted for in the show and outside the show. And I'm like, definitely Team Cam. If there's definitely, if there's ostrich, snake, or any reptile, ask Footwear. That's cam. Oh, god.

Starting point is 00:03:03 Oh, I want to say something. Oh, I want to say something. Oh, go ahead. No, my T does that my teachers that line you're allowed to say that I'm not oh my god oh wait any black people go yeah I'll just say there's a fitted calf Pierce only lasted those jokes oh oh cam how are you doing Bob I'm doing good great it's hot man? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. It's hot, man. It is so hot in here. I'm doing great. How are you?

Starting point is 00:03:27 Great. But you know what I haven't asked you in some episodes? God. How was your week, Bob? Holy shit. You haven't asked that in a couple. Didn't really care until today. That hurts.

Starting point is 00:03:36 Yeah, that's hurt. It's because I can see life outside of work. It's not going too well. More wrinkles. Look at my hair. More hair. Yeah. Now, now I'm not gonna lie. I wanna say something. It's very insensitive, but I, more hair. Yeah. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I wanna say something

Starting point is 00:03:46 that's very insensitive, but I look like something. Don't please. Cam, come on, we got too many edits at the beginning. That's right, okay. But my week was fantastic. Friends from college came down that you know as well, you got to see them. Some hoodlums.

Starting point is 00:03:59 Shout out to Deshawn and Ashley and Calvin and their little son, Junior. I said three people and then I said a son. Three people and one son, and their little son junior. I said three people That's a son one son and I don't know how that works Deshawn and Ashley junior and then Calvin as well. So nice. Yeah, it was fantastic. We got to see friends We all hung out a little bit on the fourth of July. Do you how was your fourth of July? It was a wet one here in Texas Wet stinky smoggy fourth of July didn't it wasn't given independence

Starting point is 00:04:23 It wasn't given and wasn't given Brad Pitt in that tank. And that sucks, because other than January 6th, July 4th is your thing, dude. And I'm so sad you didn't get to have that moment. February, you blank out. And I'm glad that you live to the fullest every day in the month of February. I love that for you.

Starting point is 00:04:42 I love that that's your favorite month. Kale's like, wake me up when March 1st hits. I love that. That's your favorite. It was like wake me up when it March 1st hits You know I take off rest of the month No, but I'm glad you love February. I love it. Where's my birthday? No, I might okay. Can I make a case can I make a case February is the best month of the year? It's the stupidest thing you've ever said and that's You're gonna turn it on me not for that not for that at all What's one thing you take out of February because February is the only month that has the 29 days 28 28 days

Starting point is 00:05:16 Yes, so it's unique one short. What else is wrong with February short and it's there's no there's there's nothing else wrong with it So it's pretty good. No, it's short It's not it's not the best weather you literally leave our state because the weather sucks Okay, but leave your home to go somewhere else for your birthday and you're telling me it's the best month ever No, it's not. Okay. Can I make a case of why February is the best month? I'd love to hear first of all the reason you hate it. I'm sorry black history month Makes sense makes you hate it I'm sorry black history month that's not make sense make sense and the only reason he did is the covers ass CJ looked mad I heard CJ CJ CJ

Starting point is 00:05:51 went mmm Karek Kare I was like I don't even know he said I'm looking down he said I'm not looking at them they're not looking at me he said hell y'all still do that here in Texas we took that out in the 60s back in Arkansas. Wow, okay. Okay, Black History Month, that's a cool thing. It's a fantastic day. It's a cool thing. What do you do to celebrate? All right, so the other thing is Valentine's Day.

Starting point is 00:06:18 Significant other, it's guaranteed if you're in a relationship, not guaranteed, because then it's important, but it is like is like it is um It's elevated Sexual tension Elevated coitus tension, you know what I mean? It's always a good thing. Okay. Okay. Keep going. It's like I'll rebuttal at the end It's especially even in a long relationship. Sometimes you gotta be like, come on, please, but that's it's a little less of that No, please. Okay Valentine's Day in black history. What else you got my birthday? That's a national holiday for you

Starting point is 00:06:49 That's not as well. Oh my god. That is not as well. I would agree I would say that my birthday is the best birthday of the friend group Why is that? Everybody gets invited. That's close to me and it's free. Oh So that's a good birthday to come to well Well yeah, but that's not your birthday. That's not your birthday. That's a celebration. That's what you do to celebrate it.

Starting point is 00:07:10 It's not your birthday. That's not what you talk about when you talk about your birthday. What am I talking about? You talk about the day. You're talking about your party is the best. Of course you're part of it. That's on my birthday.

Starting point is 00:07:20 That has everything to do with my birthday. I'm not doing it on July 14th. But I'm saying that has nothing to do with the day. That's just because. It has everything to do with my birthday. I'm not doing it on July 14th. But I'm saying that has nothing to do with the day. It has everything to do with the day. It's on my birthday. But if your birthday was August 6th, it'd be on August 6th. But it's in February.

Starting point is 00:07:34 It has nothing to do with February. But it's in February, which makes the same reason Black kids are on Valentine's Day. It could be in August. Those can't be moved. Neither can my birthday. I understand. I know, be moved. Neither can my birthday. I understand. I know, but OK.

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Starting point is 00:08:20 you get this little bit of energy to start the... I would say that makes it nice. Everyone tries to fix their life in January everyone tries to take away the bad insert the new they fail by February But at least you're trying yeah, I would say sleeper months that sucks like September man. Oh, yeah, there's nothing good me up when September And uh 21st September. Do you remember? 21st September.

Starting point is 00:09:01 And it's awful and this is definitely in a nationality thing but, and I'm so sorry, but when I hear September you know what I think of. Oh, and it's awful and this is definitely in a nationality thing, but and I'm so sorry But when I hear September, you know what I think of oh the planes plane. I taught your kid about that I I taught Malachi about 9-eleven when I was I walked downstairs. He's talking to my son about 9-eleven Unbelievable what he has to learn never forget. He doesn't even know dad that dad that you're trying to teach him. Never forget I said stand up for what's true check that Oh Cameron Golly September suck September is a bad month especially 2001 you'd like to skip that yeah, you want to go

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Starting point is 00:11:30 Fourth of July, right? I saw a lot less fireworks out this year. Because of the weather, right? But I didn't watch a fireworks show as I was driving. Not safe. At all. But I was watching a fireworks show and I was so enamored by it and I was like Why is something so simple so fascinating to watch and it never gets old? Dude now. Do you want to hear my immediate response? Yes the same with and diamonds Fireworks a thing fireworks diamonds. They're all in the same boat. Why? So simple, you understand every time you look at it, you love it. It's all, I mean, it's all three of them.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Until you look at a diamond up close, you don't understand the complexity. You get it, it's a beautiful thing. And then you see it, you're like, holy hell. You get it, but you still love it. Same with option number two and same with fireworks. That's just how it is every time. That's a very, very fair point.

Starting point is 00:12:24 But I was thinking, I was like this this whole thing, the science of fireworks is like prehistoric almost. Like it's like not too, what? I think fireworks, I think it's more lighting, lighting a little uh what is that? A wick? You think lighting a wick? A little tube shooting into the sky, making a whistle noise, and it pops into a beaver or a dragon? Are you, you think that's prehistoric? I think so, it's the most simple form of entertainment. It's just explosion. If you took a firework to the first humans ever,

Starting point is 00:13:00 they'd pray to it. They would worship that firework. If you sent up, and they went, shh, then it was like, they'd literally be like, they'd worship that firework. That is not prehistoric at all. So are fireworks from the future or the past? What? I'm talking about the ideology of it. Cause weren't they made in like Roman Empire times?

Starting point is 00:13:22 Fireworks? I believe the Chinese. The Chinese aren't Roman. No the Chinese aren't Roman. The Chinese aren't Roman? Well they all had the, they all had rocks. You know what I'm saying? The time where people sat on rocks and rolled their ass around.

Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm giving him grace cause those time periods scare him. Honestly he's scared by it. Animal 50-50 on what actually happened back then. No, see. Okay we're not gonna get into it, we're he gets scared by it. Animal 50-50 actually happened back then. No. OK, we're not going to get into it. We're not going to get into it. No. Started with the Chinese when they were doing like the year

Starting point is 00:13:50 of the dragon and stuff like that. They were fun. No, they were doing the things. But then they had, I believe some of it was used as military tactics as well. Kind of like the Cheetah Girls when they went to Barcelona. You remember that? When they were running through Barcelona singing,

Starting point is 00:14:03 somebody will clip it. Somebody knows what I'm talking about did What was it called cheetah cheetah? Something something a little cultural appropriate little cultural culture vulture here we go. Yeah, but fireworks I think they're the most simple form of something that is so entertaining To and I would say fire no, but but that's not a show but I'm saying like the show saying like, you can gather a stadium of 20,000 people

Starting point is 00:14:30 to look at something exploding in the sky. You can't do that with anything else. You might be on, okay, your first question, pre-post, they're very much current, they happen right now for us, but is it an original thought or a futuristic? I think- You're saying like it's just futuristic. I'm saying it's so simple. I think it's futuristic for someone in the past. Now I'm playing both sides of the field. No, no, okay, but I'm just saying I think it's- I'm saying it's simple. You're saying it's advanced. Bro,

Starting point is 00:14:56 it's- okay, I'm gonna pull a pain right now. How do they make a design inside a cylinder and then shoot it up and it goes off. It makes a beaver. The fireworks that turn into animals in the sky, I thought that was a bunch of different fireworks that lit at the same time through a button and it just the colors like they they had it mapped out on the ground and then they went up. I don't think it's one tube that's shooting up into the sky. They have one tube. They have one crank and spank that goes up straight to the sky.

Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah. And it pops out and bro they they have, what about this one? Yeah, go ahead. They have the firework that goes, and then each of the little ones coming off goes, and I'm saying, yeah, honestly, those will make you feel so those are not, you're starting to tickle my nipple. Now I'm not, I'm not quite understanding. Can I be honest though?

Starting point is 00:15:41 Talk to me. I have no interest in lighting a fireworks ever in my life. I will never, I will never light a fireworks. Risk to reward? It's, that might be less than, that might be less than deadlifting. Like that's the, it's, that's equivalent to going to Skid Row and like taking a spoon someone offered for you

Starting point is 00:15:55 for some cereal. You don't want to touch the Skid Row spoons. I don't want to touch the fireworks. It's the same. it's the same thing no oh that's not 55 that's about 80 20 you can sterilize that spoon you still might be you still might have it see a couple things sorry you might be walking through doors oh he turned into the Motley crew after that one, here we go. But, now I will never, I will never. And honestly, now can I tell you a story

Starting point is 00:16:32 about 4th of July? Yeah. 4th of July, 2011, Lake Fork. I was with my friend, we're walking down the street. Nationality. And all of it, white, two Caucasians, and the other person, the story's about Caucasian. Now here we go, we're walking down the street,

Starting point is 00:16:43 and all of a sudden this kid gets black cats. Are you familiar with those? I've heard of them. So you remember the little poppers that we have? Be careful with that terminology. Leo Skeppy taught me what a popper was. That's true. For little poppets. Poppets. I could have used a popper the other day. I just had some Chipotle. My sh** was closed up. Like a f**king vacuum seal. You ever had that? That's a little concerning, no? One of those, it's like there's like an air bubble caught no yeah, I had to I squeeze so hard I cramped in my ad a little bit of blood on the back end

Starting point is 00:17:10 Yeah, you you poop blood a lot. Do you got to get that checked out? No, I think I was eating way too many greens at that time period and it was it was messing my side anyway the black The pop it yeah, so a black cat is basically Anyway, the poppets. So a black cat is basically that form, but it is technically fire. You light it, and it's itty bitty. It's about that big, and it's like, pstah! Oh, those are the ones you throw at people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:35 Don't do that, but you can't. Don't do that. But that's exactly what happened. This kid lit it, and we're like 20 yards ahead of him. He literally goes, just, Kobe! And it literally went and it literally went It literally went Right in my ear. Oh my god. Oh my god ever since then I'm just like don't don't ask me to pop a firework don't hand me a roman candle cuz I

Starting point is 00:17:54 Used to do that. I am the furthest from like a country boy. Yeah, but for whatever reason on 4th of July I'd get just I'd get down right John Deere. Yeah, I'd get What's a Morgan Wall and some moonshine. You wanna wave a flag that's got a little, that got a letter on it. You wanna wave a flag that's like that. You wanna wave an expired flag. That's kinda the 4th of July cam ones.

Starting point is 00:18:19 I said, yeah, bring all your friends back out here to the woods, we'll have a great time. See, you're not fair. You are not a fair man. You can't do it. You can't- You're- I mean, you are Chris Paul to my Blake Griffin currently. And then every time I catch that, and you're like,

Starting point is 00:18:34 TIME OUT! And I'm like, f***, I just come down with the ball. Every time, you go- You go, huh? I'm literally- You go, TIME OUT, REV! Right where I'm about to dunk it. Oh, god.

Starting point is 00:18:44 It's not fair. That's not right. So what- Reverend, right where I'm about to dunk it. Oh God, it's not fair. That's not right. So what, so, okay, I agree with you, and I think it's because my mom instilled fear into me as a kid, like everything was terrifying. Pools, you'll die. Fireworks, you'll die. Cars, you'll die. Dude, food, you'll die.

Starting point is 00:18:57 Foreign food, you'll die. Like everything my mom taught me as a kid was you be scared of it. Unless it comes from me or Mark, you fear it. I'm sorry bro, but you saying a pool is the first one The state of the world is not in a place I think we can shed some Oh yeah, we are the ones that can shed some We are the light shedders That's a Patreon joke. That's Patreon. We'll see you Wednesday. Okay, yeah, I've never been interested. You're

Starting point is 00:19:31 afraid of pools, you're afraid of whites. Everything, like nerve guns, like everything. Okay. Nerve guns and everything. I can only play with nerve guns inside of my house and I have to wear protective safety glasses. Okay. Now that's just, that's just ehhhh. No, no, no, it's because my mom. No, that's ehhhh. No, no, it was my mom. She was like, because if you go outside with that, they might think it's something else. That's where I was gonna lead to airsoft. Never had it. No, no, but I've told the story a hundred times about Justin Lamb, cop now, shot me in the stomach, makes sense, here we go. And I have a scar permanently on my stomach because of him. Yeah, same. But yeah, no, I've never been into the explosions of things, it's never been exciting for me.

Starting point is 00:20:13 Now one thing, okay, now if we're being honest, fireworks, I agree. One thing that I don't, it just doesn't do it for me and it's a very manly thing and all boys, just overall destruction. Like a... I went through a phase and all boys just overall destruction. Oh. Like a, I actually. I went through a phase of, I went pure destruction. See, I've never been like, let's just break it. Like I've never been that guy. I busted out my parents back window. It's still broken right now.

Starting point is 00:20:35 Oh my God. I've hit a wall. I've punched a mattress, hell, I've hit myself. But I'm saying I've never been one to just, like I've, like all my friends,, they got so mad that controller is in half I would always I'd be like Like I would never I'm not gonna break things that are mine like that is my now my thigh is gonna heal Yeah, I'm gonna break a $60. Yeah, I've never been into that

Starting point is 00:21:02 I said that cuz in Alaska on 4th of July, it doesn't get dark enough for fireworks. So they send a fighter jet over and they drive a school bus off a cliff and there's thousands of people just sitting there watching it and it literally just goes. And that's their Fourth of July. Woohoo! Yeah, Mary-Kell! Woohoo! And I'm just like, what the f***? That is awful. It doesn't get dark enough. So they have one celebration.

Starting point is 00:21:33 It's not like a household thing where you can go drive a school bus off a cliff. Oh no. Everybody in the country or in the state has to go to this bus stop. In that city, in the video that I saw, and there was thousands of people, Peyton, it was a conglomerate of people at the bottom in a singular bus just went, there has to be an opening act. A thousand people can't go to this clip and be like,

Starting point is 00:21:56 Band, you got some guy with a banjo, what do we do, is there games, gift cards, there's gotta be something. Imagine 10,000 people, calendar out there, 4th of July, to drive 45 minutes to this bus stop. And they're like, we made it. Everyone, there's like, woo, woo. Another year, boys, another year.

Starting point is 00:22:15 You would think they would come up with something like big confetti cannons at that point. Bro, or like an actual cannon. Why not blow the bus up? Or that. See? Why are we just like they literally it just flew off the cliff so they just probably looks kind of nobody hopefully no one driving it I hope not cuz every year they just sacrifice one

Starting point is 00:22:34 they're like he was the worst Alaskan this year that's hilarious yeah it was it was straight well I'm glad your Fourth of July went well. Did yours not? No, you kind of put a dent in my Fourth of July with your hot dogs. We'll talk about that on Patreon. Why on Patreon? I want to wait for Patreon. You're doing that on purpose.

Starting point is 00:23:02 I'll wait. Because this conversation is going to last 30 minutes. You are you're doing that on purpose. Oh wait. Oh wait. Oh because I because because This conversation is gonna last 30 minutes like we're actually gonna make me mad Because you're the worst person like genuinely the most unamerican you're the fuck you're unamerican. Oh my god. No, I'm not You're a bad host. No, I'm not You you force everybody to okay, we're gonna never mind never mind Oh my god, it's the worst host of all time. Okay, glad your, no I'm not. But, okay. Glad your fourth of July went well. I'm glad yours did too.

Starting point is 00:23:27 Well, it wasn't because of you. Mm, yep, apparently. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shopify! Cam, let's take it back to the good ol' bad days. Take me back to them good ol' bad days, P. Remember, when we first started the podcast, we did our first merch drop. You remember that?

Starting point is 00:23:47 Oh boy. And we were in here working. We were out here packaging our own merch, creating shipping labels, being our own POS system, responding to emails, building the website. It was absolutely horrible. Sometimes I have nightmares about it. Do you? 100% PTSD.

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Starting point is 00:25:23 A fear that you have because of Tor? Yes, and it's an unrational fear that is very new to me, and I don't get new fears. Don't say planes. No, no, it has nothing to do with planes. We're done talking about planes. Oh, okay. Right?

Starting point is 00:25:33 So we're on Tor right now. Yes. Every city we go to, we stay in a hotel. Yes. For the most, right? I've always felt safe in a hotel because it's so, we're so removed from everybody else. Oh my god I have a new fear and it is the housekeepers in hotels

Starting point is 00:25:53 What about dude they have a fear of People changing your sheets. I'm not that you said I'm afraid of the housekeepers. What the hell every time I see Not that. You said, I'm afraid of the housekeepers. What the hell? Every time I see them, I'm like, you're just like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, OK, honestly, it's happened because in Vegas, I was in my own hotel room, right?

Starting point is 00:26:14 I was at like the 30th floor. Every day, two times a day, the housekeeper would knock on my door and just be in my room, right? Ooh. Oh. Do you know how scary that is? would knock on my door and just be in my room, right? Oh. Do you know how scary that is? And how much access these housekeepers have? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:32 And no one is terrified of them. That you're bringing, now you're bringing a good point. Dude. You're bringing a good point. I was literally laying in my bed, right? I was laying in my bed. Oh no. A little hungover right a lot

Starting point is 00:26:45 of naked it's a I'm laying in my bed it's odor that just came through oh you need a break oh you're so bubbly you're so internally bubbly you literally you got position for the story you live it Then you go no I got it Guys like my son oh my god Alright, keep that over there. No get the fear so I was in Vegas right it was the day We're supposed to leave the hotel. I'm hungover. I'm laying in my hotel the day we're supposed to leave the hotel. I'm hungover. I'm laying in my hotel room.

Starting point is 00:27:26 I'm, stop. I'm laying in my bed, right? Like this. I can't see the door cause it's down the hallway. Yeah. I hear, I go, ha!

Starting point is 00:27:43 What? That's so accurate. They go, they go, check out. I said, what? They go, they go, check out. I said, no, not yet. They go, 12 o'clock. And I called to do the late check out. So I go, 2 o'clock. I said, no, not yet.

Starting point is 00:28:00 I said, no, not yet. I said, no, not yet. I said, no, not yet. I said, no, not yet They go 12 o'clock and I called to do the delay checkouts I go to a clock not yet. Oh No what oh no, I'm seeing things don't do that. No, I'm seeing black things Oh, yeah, the black dots. They happen to me about 30 minutes ago. Oh, yeah Oh, we're good if he goes silent, but then I hear 30 minutes ago. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're good. And he goes silent. But then I hear she's getting in to my hotel. She just busted in the room.

Starting point is 00:28:29 And I'm so hung over that I'm just, I don't even move my head. I know whoever is trying to get in my door. They got me. They're getting in. I have no say so about what happened. Are you closed or are you there? And I'm a little tutored. So whatever their agenda is, they have free access. I don't know what they want to do. So I'm like this. I give up at life at this point.

Starting point is 00:28:51 She comes in and I just peek over. And it's this lady with like 18 towels. And she goes, she eats. And I go, no! Get out! But isn't that so scary? These people have access to you 24-7. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:29:06 Think about it. Any serial killer in the world, the best way that they can get the job done is getting a job as a housekeeper. Oh my god. You need to, you're kinda scaring me. Isn't that the- No, that's beyond the truth, but how are you the only person that knows this? Knows what? How are you the only person that thinks of this? Because I have have a I think in terms of my life's in danger 24-7

Starting point is 00:29:29 That's not good, but holy shit. Yeah, I think everybody is too calm about this housekeeper thing. Oh my god now I'm not gonna lie. I've never Bro, it's like it's it's like a nurse. It's looking like a nurse how the nurses get the wrong medicine Yes stab up. Yes someone else's bags They're just doing their job. Yes, so nurses they can they can do it easy, right? They can do it easier in your shower. Yeah, God and God knows you and your showers vulnerable. Yeah, you there's music you're And she just comes in and gets me yes Dude, and I'm not telling you like this is not a blueprint of people that want to go be the next Dom's yeah, right?

Starting point is 00:30:09 Oh, you're saying why is Kate did not send you no we did not send you but no one thinks about it Housekeepers are the most dangerous people on the earth God. They're not but they are there could be a rotten egg How many times be a bad apple in that bag? how many times the housekeeper going into your room? I guarantee one of them stolen something from exactly I'm saying but they're doing for the most part all housekeepers are Hard-working people good people, but they could be the Joker whenever they're being nurses You know when the Joker was a fake nurse and he pulled down the mask a nurse I mean a housekeeper can be the Joker, bro

Starting point is 00:30:44 Holy you're I I hope you know you might be responsible for a couple crimes after this comes out. You definitely inspired some people who are just really thinking, gosh, should I do something else? And they go, you know what, I'm gonna start taking. Yes, I'm saying, be weary of your housekeeper. I'm saying put a little deadbolt on there.

Starting point is 00:31:00 Use the deadbolt. Now have you seen, okay, now this isn't necessarily funny, but have you seen the links that some people go to when they go to hotels? Oh yeah, the little door stopper things, they use a hanger. A door stopper that has an alarm that beeps, a hanger that wraps up to the closet door. Yeah. They get a red sensor laser, they're like in the mirror. Yeah. See if anything's double-sided. Yeah. They shut the windows, they put like booby traps around it. And I'm like, what happens when nothing happens and you wanna wake up and go get your little continental breakfast?

Starting point is 00:31:32 You wanna go un-McGyver your entire room? It takes 15 minutes to leave your room. It's like 15 minutes of setup just to get in the bed. And then you can get some mediocre sleep because you're still anxious. It's like, ah! Dude, I'm telling you, housekeepers, you gotta be wary of them.

Starting point is 00:31:44 God bless them and tip them. A lot of people don't tip your housekeepers. They tip your housekeepers. If you make it out, I say if you're at your stay, right, if you do your whole stay and you're still alive, you thank them. Tip, because you know they could have got you. Thank you for not ending me. Yeah, you could have got me.

Starting point is 00:31:57 I appreciate it. She goes, she's like, I should have taken the 20. Have you ever tipped a housekeeper? No. Never thought about it until you got here. Thanks for the 20. Have you ever tipped a housekeeper? No. Never thought about it until just now. I'm just kidding. They're just, okay, now tell me if this is wrong.

Starting point is 00:32:16 Tipping someone without there being a butt in the jar or whatever, it's, in my mind- It feels like prostitution. Like leaving the 20 on the counter. you're like, oh, yeah, like But I feel like it's like it's it I feel like it's a little laundry like it's a little money laundering It's a little Ozarky. It definitely is those definitely little Marty bird. Yeah, if I'm not this isn't going through your POS system I don't know if I can do it like I might as well slip it in your shirt. Like I don't I don't know You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:32:42 Like I don't, I don't know. You know what I mean? No I don't actually. But like that, bro I always think that. I don't tip unless it's Well Cam you don't tip regardless. I tip. No, once you started getting prompted so much you stopped tipping. No. Do you tip the Sonic people?

Starting point is 00:33:00 Yes. No you don't. Yes I do. Cam you tip somebody and you're changed. Like literally 75 cents. And I said Cam at that point just don't tip them. Why? Like that's so disrespectful. It's an extra 75. That's so wrong. Do you understand that's wrong?

Starting point is 00:33:10 No, Sonic knows that no, everyone stops tipping so they put the option of round up your change. I appreciate a company that rounds up change. Cleaner for my bank account, your people make change, and we all live. I think you shouldn't tip anybody if it's below $2. You shouldn't tip them. Like if you're tipping a person a dollar or some quarters, you're just being a little

Starting point is 00:33:31 elitist and disrespectful. That is not elitist. Because you think here that change will save your life. Like that's not, no one wants- I don't want to think that. You're running my mind. I don't think here's these three quarters now you can live. Go get your eggs.

Starting point is 00:33:42 No. I'm saying it is a little messed up. No, it's, bro, I just round the change up. That's like saying this is the age old argument. Is it better to give them nothing or to give them 60 cents? Nothing. That's not true. That's literally not true.

Starting point is 00:33:56 There has to be an amount that you won't tip. That's too low to tip. There has to be, or no. I don't know. I agree with you. I've never physically hand someone 60 cents, but I'm saying on the roundup measure. But I'm saying I don't know I would now I'm I agree with you I've never physically hands someone 60 cents but I'm saying on the roundup measure but I'm saying I don't agree with that I've literally seen you put I've seen you put 16 cents on a tip jar that is because they handed you your cash back over exactly but put

Starting point is 00:34:15 that in your pocket bro it lived and you did it slow it was like okay it made so much noise and the lady was like this Yeah, and I should have said yeah, you're welcome It's 16 cents you you have you're on the record saying you don't like change. You don't want change I'll throw it away before I give it to somebody How am I in the wrong here because because this is respectful that's disrespectful That's not it is more disrespectful to throw it away. How many of you know, okay, but I can ask the question again Everybody reach in their pocket. Somebody give me change. It's I don't have it on me. Nobody does no one uses it No, exactly. So you put it in their tip jar. It's giving money back to them. You're throwing it into a dumpster

Starting point is 00:34:56 And I'm the guy that's wrong if that if this Sonic worker if she rollerblades for six hours Yeah, and she gets ten transactions That's a slow day. Yeah, it's ten. Yeah, and they all tipper 75 cents. Yeah, that's an extra $7.50 That's probably her hourly wage. So she just got a free hour of labor through those tips Yeah, now if everyone gave her nothing on you she just did ten transactions with no tip Yeah, and you can't tell me that's not better. You cannot, I'm not subscribing to that fallacy. You know what?

Starting point is 00:35:27 It's fallistical. It's fallistical. You know what people are starting to do? Like, so I tip every time, regardless of what your service is, even if you don't deserve it, I tip every time, not because I feel like I'm a good person,

Starting point is 00:35:38 it's because I don't like confrontation and it's awkward. That's the only reason. Bro, see you're, mm. But a lot of people are starting to mess up their own tips trying to be too cool. They'll flip that iPad around and be like, I'm sorry, you don't even have the tip. Okay, I'm not tipping you.

Starting point is 00:35:51 Yeah, like you shouldn't have. Once you say that, you've given me permission to not tip you. And which is wrong because I see what you're trying to do but you can't out psych me. Or vice versa. Oh my God, you pull up to a restaurant party at 8, they go, I'll take your order. There's nothing in their hand. No pen, no notepad, no iPad.

Starting point is 00:36:09 Oh yeah, we talked about this. Yeah. Oh, steak, steak, steak. Get it all in and you mess it up. Yeah, your tips are gone. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. I'm like, hey, cool magic trick. Here's nothing. Do you tip on top of gratuity? Ooh. Do you tip on top of gratu... Oh man, I'll give you a chance. Do you tip on top of the gratuity now if it's included? Yeah? Probably not like included group to include it. Oh, oh no. Yeah here you go here you go Okay, it's okay. Just rip the short. That's a tight Dude do I tip on top of the gratuity yeah like if it's included

Starting point is 00:36:44 Oh, dude. Do I tip on top of the gratuity? Yeah, like if it's included Stick this water bottle. It's mine. Wait Pierce. If you don't get the way for me, it's mine. That's mine Please don't do it in my water Let's get to the next thing Let's go Let's go to the next thing. Let's go to the... Let's go to the next thing. Let's go to the f***ing next thing. Yeah, we gotta get off this. Okay. This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of ours.

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Starting point is 00:38:46 It's not me. I'm not I'm not an easy lick. I'm not just a free hunt Oh, yeah, they're like who that thick white easy we get her hips on that Get him that wide load albino hippo. We could get it. Oh my god. You done That's a bit much. Wasn't it you wideload albino hippo is what you called me. Wow. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's what you think of me? Oh, dude.

Starting point is 00:39:12 Yes or no, does Cam have a little bit of kangaroo leg? Like a little bit. What does that mean? Have you seen, you know how they are like a little weird and oopty-loopty? Oh, you're not allowed to talk about oopty-loops. And the way Cam runs, dude. Oh, I hate when you run. Oh, I hate when you run Oh, I hate when you run. Take your shirt off and bend over your spine is atrocious

Starting point is 00:39:31 You can't talk about ridges and valleys brother your is yeah Oh, I got a question mark you get punctuation whole hot wheels can pick up speed going down your back. It can literally go like it just, you're a woman, get out of there. And I love it. I love that scoliosis. We could, we could paint you and put you in a hog pen and we can't tell the difference. So.

Starting point is 00:40:02 I want to say some back, but you're gonna, Oh, we have a car right to the murder see why does it gotta go race? No because it's the terms no shot it's the it's it's in terms of animals the Arkansas say it boy! Both of them like hell I'm here for it we'll back you up. I was gonna say something that starts with it. No let's just let's just save you okay so tell me how you got scammed at 7-eleven in Chipotle. Hell which one you on first? The same day. Whichever one went first. Okay Chipotle. Chipotle we go in this one doesn't have a drive-through we go inside. Never seen a Chipotle with a drive-thru. Chipotle's do not have

Starting point is 00:40:45 drive-thrus. It's rare but they exist. I've never seen one. You go to the same one every day so that's fine. How the hell would that even work? What do you mean? How would a drive-thru Chipotle work? Hello can I take your order? Yeah I'd like a bowl with white rice, black beans, chicken, pico, are you shitting me? There's never, and I mean never, been a drive-thru Chipotle. Never. Never Cam. Name where, where was it?

Starting point is 00:41:11 I don't remember. You, oh you. I don't remember where it is. You're the last one to say that when I'm like, name the specific, you go, oh I can't think of the specific in this moment. Never happened. I have seen a drive-thru Chipotle.

Starting point is 00:41:22 Where? What state? I can't tell you. What state? I can't tell you. Was it this state? I don't, I really don't remember. I know I have seen a drive-thru where what state tell you what state I can't tell you was it this state I don't I really don't remember I know I've seen one did you order from it yes but I was inside cuz I didn't know I didn't know either I saw I just asked you know but I just asked you how does that work and you go hey aren't like you've been like you've done no that was your assumption I just told you that is how do you know how it works if you've

Starting point is 00:41:44 never done it you didn't say how do you know how it works if you've done. No, that was your assumption. I just told you that is how do you know how it works? Have you've never done it? You didn't say how do you know how it works if you've never said how would that work? That's not what I said. What'd you say? How does that work? Oh, I wasn't speaking from personal experience So you don't know how it works. I assumed that's how you're assuming because you've never seen it You've never seen that that's what that I was talking about that. I have seen it. I told you I've seen it I did not go through the drive-thru. I never said I did. It's changed. I never- thank you, Pierce. It's changed. I have never said I did. You said you- okay, what-

Starting point is 00:42:08 I said I've seen a Chipotle with a drive-thru. I never said I went through it. That's a fact. And then I said, how does that work? And you confidently gave me an answer. I said- You didn't say, I assume this how it works. How does any f***ing drive-thru work? You drive up, they ask what you want, you tell them. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I was asking in the case of, is there a menu? Is there a same thing inside?

Starting point is 00:42:27 Like, how do you know if it's your first time at Chipotle and you don't know how a drive-through doesn't have a menu? That's what I'm saying. But when you go to Chipotle, when you hold on, when you go to Chipotle, there's not a menu there. It's in front of you. You see what it is and she walks you. There is still a menu up top.

Starting point is 00:42:43 No, no, but that's, but it doesn't give you each specific thing for each specific quadrant of the menu. I know, so they would just throw the ingredients on it. So that's again an assumption. So you don't know. You're acting as if every drive-through is not the same. I'm just saying it's not. I'm just- Name a drive-through that's not menu and you order through a speaker or a person in front of you

Starting point is 00:43:00 with Chick-fil-A and if they're not outside, you order through a speaker. So those, so you just named three different types of drive-thrus. You just did by yourself, so I don't have to. I literally said every single one of them has a menu. It's not true. Name a restaurant that doesn't have a menu outside. Name one.

Starting point is 00:43:14 You just named three different types of drive-thrus, though. You said they're all the same. No, name one that doesn't have a menu outside. Chipotle, because they don't have a drive-thru at all. Well, they don't have a drive-thru at all. Yes. But you just said they did. I said name a drive-thru that doesn't have a menu.

Starting point is 00:43:24 Okay, tell me about how you got scammed. Oh, no, fuck no! No, you don't need to quit through at all. Well they don't have a drive through at all. Yes. But you just said they did. I said name a drive through. Okay tell me about how you got scammed. Oh no, fuck no. No you don't get to quit. I'm sorry for this. Oh. You don't get to quit. You don't get to quit. Oh my god you're countered.

Starting point is 00:43:33 Oh. I'm not quitting. This whole thing is null and void because there's not one that exists and you got caught twice for saying that you know it exists and you can't tell me what. I have you in a corner. It's my turn to talk.

Starting point is 00:43:42 It's my turn to talk. And you're not saying it. It's my turn to talk. It's my turn to talk. And you're not saying it. It's my turn to talk. This is all null and void because Cam said he knows that there's a Chipotle that has a drive-through. He said he's been to it. Doesn't even remember what state it is in. He didn't even physically go through the drive-through.

Starting point is 00:43:57 And then I asked him, how does a drive-through work? And he confidently gave me an answer. And then whenever I questioned. You're assuming that I was saying it from experience. And then whenever I question him about it, he goes, oh, I've actually never, he said, oh, I've actually not twice. So the whole thing is null and void

Starting point is 00:44:09 until you can tell me where exactly this Chipotle drive-thru was and when you went and who you were with. So I have to say all of those, and you can't name a single restaurant with a drive-thru that doesn't have a menu outside. In-N-Out. In-N-Out has a menu.

Starting point is 00:44:23 Nope. Yes, it is. The one right by your house has a menu. I don't have an In-N-Out by my house.-Out has a menu. Yes it does. The one right by your house has a menu. I don't have an In-N-Out by my house. Yeah you do. I don't. I genuinely don't. Relative to your house. Oh, well if you want to go relative, yeah, so is... And they do have a menu. So is the Moody Center in Austin, Texas. Relatively it's closer than Alaska.

Starting point is 00:44:38 They have a menu. You can say any other example. They have a menu. No, it's been down so they don't. They have a menu. No they don't. I'm telling you they don't I have physically been there there's a menu there has been one before no there is is that a go camera I think that's a go camera all three y'all want to you can see it if you want to we can see your what okay all right get into a cruise brain too much time on this anyway the Chipotle long story short

Starting point is 00:45:06 I was with Deshawn You said what what what you say no good? I didn't hear you go ahead What'd you say? I said? Oh you remember that? This wasn't the one with the drive-thru. This was last week anyway. We order and he tells me to try this vinaigrette sauce careful This vinaigrette sauce careful this vinaigrette sauce careful that is I'm saying it as clean as you can as clean as you can I'm not gonna say it again I'm I've learned he tells me get this sauce and we literally ask the woman I go hey can I try that sauce I'm not gonna say it again what sauce the vinaigrette sauce

Starting point is 00:45:41 careful I say hey can I try this sauce? She goes, no, we don't have it. And Deshawn is a very average poli-goat. And he goes, ah, you lying. And she goes, no, we don't have it. And then the other worker literally walks out and hands it to us. And then Deshawn goes, oh, so you really were lying. What the hell was that?

Starting point is 00:46:01 And she goes, oh, well, they have to pay for it and you don't. Because she's making like to-go orders. She goes, they have to pay for it You don't cuz she's making like to-go orders She goes they have to pay for it and you don't and then that other girl literally goes no they don't So I'm like do you just not like us? Yeah, what's that? What the hell was that a little bit of something little hatred going on? Yeah, she just genuinely did not want to give me that So, okay, she doesn't own it. That's not her sauce She just did not want to come on strange. Okay Literally the same car ride we stop at a gas station. I get out. It's a 7-eleven. They've been having that those $1 tables Yeah, I walk up to the 7-eleven go inside. I'm getting a drink. I see the table. There's a pack of gum I grabbed a pack of gums $1 it rings up is 319 first off. That's like up charge Yeah, that's more than what it normally should that's1. It rings up as $3.19. First off, that's like upcharged gum. That's more

Starting point is 00:46:46 than what it normally should. That's stock ex-gum. So now my $6 and I go, ma'am, that's on the $1 table. She goes, oh, just enter in your phone number. I go, I don't have an account. She goes, just enter in your phone number. It'll be okay. All right. Enter my phone number. Price doesn't change. I go, I don't want the gum anymore. She goes, no, no, just get it. Now I literally said, she't want the gum anymore. She goes, no, no, just get it. And I said, no, no, I literally said, she literally said that to me. She goes, no, no, just get it.

Starting point is 00:47:09 And I go, no, no, ma'am, you don't understand how this works. I'm not buying what I don't wanna buy. And I say that to her face. She goes, oh, hold on. This was the craziest thing I've ever seen. She thinks that, I think she's helping me. She flips her screen around. She hits cancel, she's oh,

Starting point is 00:47:28 the price drops on the thing, so it goes to one dollar. So I'm like, okay, bet. She flips it back around, and I'm not gonna, I'll say her name, but I really don't remember, but it says welcome Arjabit. She just signed into her own account. And she tried to play it off. She goes, okay was okay there you go I did some things for you oh no you're getting my points yeah I just made my account now you're using yours and you lied in front of me

Starting point is 00:47:56 about it she's gonna launder through you it's unbelievable and then at the very end of it she goes yeah there you go it's one dollar buy the gum yeah and I'm like are you getting a bonus if this table sells out of this gum? I'm starting to think that was her brand of gum. Like that gum was not in the system. It's a known brand. Really? Very known, regular brand. That is crazy. Amazing commercials back in the day. Oh, five. Yeah. If you eat five gum in 2025. I think that's why it was a dollar. Honestly. Five gum in 2025 is fossil fuel. That's like drinking Mr. Pibb.

Starting point is 00:48:27 Yeah. Oh dude, my mom loves a Mr. Pibb. Oh my god. She swears by a Mr. Pibb. What's your favorite off-brand thing you've ever had? Oh my god. Holy **** mine's so specific. I gotta look it up.

Starting point is 00:48:38 Can I tell you mine? Yeah, go ahead. The best off-brand thing I have ever consumed in my life is Aldi Brand Pop Tarts. When I tell you, so you know the normal Pop Tart, there's a decent amount of crust on the edge. This brand of Pop Tarts from Aldi, it was Aldi or Walmart, it was an off-brand Pop Tart,

Starting point is 00:49:01 it was Aldi or Walmart, it was all goo. Like the whole thing, there was so much more filling and goo on the inside, it was an off-brand pop-tart. It was already a Walmart. It was all goo like the whole thing There's so much more filling and goo on the inside is very very minimal crusted edge. Oh my god I used to take two of them. I don't know if the school kids in the morning is RC a off-brand Oh, I think RC itself is I think there I mean that's a name-brand RC. No, I think they're teeter-totter I literally think RC wants to be Pepsi. I guess dr. Thunder would be my next one. Dr. Thunder was lit Yeah, CJ knows about dr. Dr. Dr. Thunder diet That dr. Thunder was gas. Oh my god, there's this offer at Mountain Dew these to make me have oh

Starting point is 00:49:43 What was it called? It was called to make me have a was it called it was called Mount Dunma What was it called? I thought that was some of the thunder in a mountain as well. No mountain lightning Yeah, they had one called Mountain Lion to that specific story They did they did have one called Mountain Lion. Oh, I remember drinking energy drinks I was like nine because it was a mistake Yeah, cuz I thought it was lemonade and my friend's older brother had them in the garage and I literally would crack it, thought it was lemonade. Oh, it was bad. I was juiced up.

Starting point is 00:50:10 Yeah. A soda I judge people for drinking now is Mountain Dew. Like if you're like not a yeah, no, it'll make sense. But if you're, if you're not a, like a preteen and you're drinking Mountain Dew, we got to check your hard drives. If you're not a preteen like a literal cowboy and you want to spice some shit up. You don't properly clean yourself. No you don't. There's no way you properly clean. I know you go home and go to sleep without brushing your teeth. Oh there's, you 100% wear your shoes in bed. There's 100% you wear your shoes in bed. Now I'm a nasty son of a bitch and I will admit that I will not wear

Starting point is 00:50:42 shoes in the bed. You also never stooped down to drinking Mountain Dew No, I wouldn't be I wouldn't be mad at a glass of Dew I wouldn't really I want to I want to relive that if I ever want soda that bad and the only option is Mountain Dew I'm just gonna get a sparkling water. I feel like if the drink mmm. You know to me the drink Mountain Dew in the woods Oh, you know you can't do it at a dinner table. You got to wave the expired flag You have to wave the expired flag you have to wave the expired flag I don't believe that true yeah and have some peanuts do you think do you think they should bring back the Confederate flag oh relax no I don't think you think you and if you give them Sam read between the lines you think think you enjoy Mountain Dew?

Starting point is 00:51:25 My people? Yeah. Hell no. No, I don't know, Shannon Sharpe used to be real heavy. Well, Shannon Sharpe's a down south boy. That's different. That's super south right there. He's super south.

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Starting point is 00:53:25 Zocdoc dot com slash p-s-h. Love that. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I've been having this thought recently, and it's been really bothering me. Oh God. There's a sport that's taking over the world,

Starting point is 00:53:44 and I do not know where it came from. You know what this sport is? You guess? It's pickleball. I don't under, where the hell did pickleball come from? That is such a genuine question. I think it's been around for a decent amount, but this random, I mean, dump your life savings into the stock of pickleball,

Starting point is 00:54:06 this surge, I have no clue. I feel like I woke up one day out of a trance sleep. That sounded crazy. No, that sounded, no, that sounded, no, no, no, that sounded, no, no, no, my lisp got involved in there and it didn't enunciate well enough. You know what I meant. You know what I meant. I know what you meant.

Starting point is 00:54:26 I feel like I went. Trance. Yes, trance. See? Yeah, I feel like I woke up one day out of this slumber of a lifetime and pickleball, everybody knew about it. It rules the world, it rules the world.

Starting point is 00:54:37 This sport took over out of nowhere and I don't think anybody knows where it came from. It genuinely was at the snap of a finger. Like I'm trying to think back even three years ago. I don't know if I'd ever played, seen, or heard of the words pickleball. And the rollout for pickleball was immaculate. Yeah it was.

Starting point is 00:54:58 Immaculate. It came out of nowhere. First of all, I heard about it. Pickle, pickle, pickle. Pickle, pickle, ball, ball. And I was like, how many times are people talking about pickles? Is it big ping pong? Is it small tennis?

Starting point is 00:55:07 And then I found out, that's literally what it is. It's like, oh, it's just beautiful medium. And then I get invited. You want to go play pickle? What the, what's pickle ball? What's pickle ball? What is that? Then I go into stores, pickle ball paddles, pickle ball balls, pickle ball shorts, pickle ball timer. I said, what the pickle ball? And then my tin foil hat started working. Oh god. Pickleball is from

Starting point is 00:55:29 Big Pharma. Wow! Pickleball from Big Pharma? Enlighten me please. I have a conspiracy about pickleball. There's nothing ever in the world that is by accident that is this big. Now, if it was just a fad of a game, right, where people, it was just the hype, people are going somewhere to play pickleball, right, it's this hot new thing. I would be like, okay, it's just this popular game. Once it started taking over the infrastructure of cities,

Starting point is 00:55:59 that's when I knew there was an elite power at hand here. I think you're wrong. Cam, listen to me though. I don't think it's pharma. Name one thing, one other thing. It doesn't even have to be a sport. Just anything in the world that has been able to take over huge buildings like this.

Starting point is 00:56:16 You'll drive down the street, old malls have turned into pickleball. Pickleball. Kingdom. They've taken away commercial gyms, 24 hour fitnesses. They've shut them down. We're putting in pickleball. Why is there so much pickle? You'll go down to these parks, right?

Starting point is 00:56:31 What normally used to be basketball courts, tennis courts. What is it now? Pickleball. Pickleball. Why? You got fucking evidence. Why? I just... And it's not like tennis.

Starting point is 00:56:42 It's not like basketball or football where you have to be in elite prime shape to play it. That's true. What is the majority age of people that play pickleball? I'd say elderly. Elderly people, right? Exactly. Now, they pump all this into the elderly people.

Starting point is 00:56:59 Why? To get them active. To get them active. To get them active. But there has been an overwhelming amount of injuries to older people due to Pickleball. It's insurance companies that have... No, listen to me. No, listen to me. This is not an insurance fraud. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:57:17 It is these insurance companies that have funded this game of Pickleball to get these old people hurt to sell them insurance policies to make money it is Big Pharma at hand of pickleball I'm telling you something First off, beautiful presentation No it's not

Starting point is 00:57:37 Now let's hit with factual evidence, here we go What else would it be? If old people are moving Right That is more healthy than not move? No, you might get old Jerry that hasn't seen anything a lot in a cell phone little Johnny Walker. What is it? It's a Tommy John Tommy's okay, but but you have a rolling ankle But you have a firsthand experience at this when you play pickleball with an older person what happened to their ankle?

Starting point is 00:58:00 He tried to jump the fence and snapped his ankle and have insurance policy to that man Dude think about it Exactly pickle boys decides hurt old people to sell them insurance policies. I'm okay Okay, they're building this Building these things okay for these old people dog now if big okay It's an idea. I need you I need you to answer questions I'll answer if we're gonna do this we got a challenge your theory Yeah, if big pharma created Pickleball, they literally sat there with their tinfoils and their little finger strings pulling the world, they made Pickleball.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Yes. Why did they make a game that is loved by the masses? If they're, if... Oh my God. I can tell you. It's the same, it's the same. It's the same where Reagan went to the black communities. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's good, it's the same. Reagan went to the black communities. It's the same thing.

Starting point is 00:58:45 It's the same thing. It's good, but it will take over your streets. I'm telling you, pickleball. It is Big Pharma. They wanted to f*** the old people up, but they gotta make it look like the young people like it too. So it's not so just obvious. I'm telling ya.

Starting point is 00:58:58 Oh my God. Pickleball, dude. Where did it, there's nothing. No one can name anything that has taken over the world. There wasn't a movie that's, oh, where did it know there's nothing you no one can name anything that has taken over the world It wasn't a movie. There wasn't a movie. There's a little pickleball Yeah, it wasn't an idea in an anime and they brought his life or pickleball just one day someone it no But it was it was a rant. It was an eruption It was like this like this came at takeover ever and no one I didn't go to a board meeting in my city where I can

Starting point is 00:59:20 vote I think I woke up one day this panel on my pillow it was it was it is it was almost it wasn't consensual it wasn't it wasn't pickleball was impregnated on us from Big Pharma oh my god I'm telling you no one thinks about it like a patron in me I'm telling you fight Big Pharma no no honestly if this episode comes out and I'm dead three days later it's me it's cuz a big pharma now now with that being said I don't think it's a conspiracy. I don't think it's big. No. I'm just kidding. It's holy Okay, hold on we have there's so they make it enjoyable

Starting point is 00:59:55 Yes, but why okay, and there's a secret society of pickleball that no one knows about the good What there's a secret society of pickleball in Beverly Hills and no one knows about. So how the hell do you know about it? Because I know people in Beverly Hills. Stay away from me! May the power of Christ give him! I'm like... I have a paddle like... No! So I know...

Starting point is 01:00:18 I've heard this story from a very rich individual... Ooh! That lives in California. And they said this on a public platform, but I'm not gonna give them light, because they didn't pay. But they told this story, because they love pickleball, and when I say rich, rich, rich, they bet $100,000 on pickleball.

Starting point is 01:00:37 People are betting on pickleball? Yes. They have parlays and money lines? Yes, but for their own game, it's like, hey, you want to like roll dice. It's that. But with pickleball and a lot higher money. Oh, what they do. So in Beverly Hills and these gated secret communities, it's all rich people, all rich, old people, right?

Starting point is 01:00:54 And they do tons of money to blow. And they're like, Big Pharma, we're going to go play pickleball in the community and we're going to have these bets. We'll play a hundred thousand dollar pickleball game. What started to happen is professional tennis players from overseas fly to Beverly Hills to play these games and bet on these games. It's the squid games of the pickle.

Starting point is 01:01:15 Oh my God. There's people with the mask on with the binoculars betting on and if you hit it into the net, you're dead, I'm telling you, it's a whole thing. Now the last part was an exaggeration. but there's professional tennis players coming from other countries and they're acting like nobodies. No, no, no, no, no. They're not going. They are a part of it. And what will happen is, oh my God, they're getting flown out. Yes. These big billionaire people will be like, Hey, I got 50,000 on this guy. I appreciate for

Starting point is 01:01:41 doing yes. And but, but what happens with these pickleball players, they automatically do with these tennis players, they will for sure get a percentage of the bet. So they're getting paid regardless, but it's the owners. It sounds crazy. It's the people that fly them out that are doing the bets, but these people regardless get a percentage of what is betted. And I'm telling you, this is a hundred percent fact. Oh my God. Pickleball is a secret society and no one is talking about it. I mean good God almighty.

Starting point is 01:02:08 What a holy ****. Thank you. I'm telling you, look at it a little different. Now every time y'all drive past a pickleball court and you see a little old white lady, look at her and she'll be a lizard. I'm telling you. She's gonna see you and the second your car is just about to clear it where you can't see anymore her eyes like. Yeah that, where you can't see anymore, her eyes like Pfft

Starting point is 01:02:25 Does a little Yeah Oh no That's why I can't enjoy things bro, like I go too far I like That was beautiful though Because it just doesn't make sense to me No, pickleball

Starting point is 01:02:34 D*** Yeah Unless we just missed it or something We did It came out of absolutely nowhere I don't miss things, I am chronically online, I'm chronically in the street That's so true Bro, we going on the street, Pickle Kingdom.

Starting point is 01:02:45 There's Pickle and Dill. Pickle City. Pickle and Chill where you can. Chicken and Pickle. Who the fuck playing this much Pickle? Dude, and that, have you ever been to Chicken Pickle? No. Of course you have. They're, they are loaded.

Starting point is 01:02:58 I'm talking, you walk in, there's 400 people there. It's insane, where did this come from? Bro, they're massive. And getting that many Americans active? Are you kidding me? Oh my god, it might be a drug. It is. There's some, it's Big Pharma. I'm telling you, and I'm not gonna lie, when we were in the Hamptons for our Patron trip, we played pickleball and something inside me hasn't been right since then. I've been trying to get closer with Jesus. Speaking of woods. Oh what happened to you in the woods? Oh you'll hear. Don't say it

Starting point is 01:03:31 with that tone. Don't say what happened to you in the woods. I mean you're wearing woody shorts. No no oh my god it's fitting perfectly. I thought about this story and I've never told you this. I was chased in the woods with a man when I was like 10. Now let me break it down and set the scene. And I'm dead serious. Me and my friends in my neighborhood that you've been to, on the back end of the neighborhood, I know those woods.

Starting point is 01:03:56 There's a woodland area. I never went back there. So we used to go back there cause there was a trail. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, for sure. You definitely been like, hey, I'm just chilling outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quiet you definitely like hey I'm just chillin tight okay so you went to the woods with your place from GTA okay so

Starting point is 01:04:17 what happened in the woods we get to the woods and we were it was literally a summer day and we're just I don't remember why but we got really fascinated with it we kept going because there's a little trail we were just trying to be like explore some and on this day we're in there and we hear a scream a girl a girl scream I'm not liking this no it's getting a little shit this is terrifying okay it's not there's not like a high end like it this sucks no I'm gonna leave them but it's fantastic oh okay because I No, I'm gonna leave him. Yeah. But it's fantastic. Oh, okay. Because I'm here, I'm here to tell it.

Starting point is 01:04:46 Yeah, but is she? No, it's, oh yeah, well. No, now. We're fine. We're gonna say yes. I'm gonna ride the wave with you. There we go. So we hear a scream, a girl scream.

Starting point is 01:04:57 And now, I don't know why we thought we were brave, old enough, adult, or courageous, but we were like, let's go help her. So we go toward this scream. No way as kids I swear to God. I don't know why it had to be knows very delusional. We said we can do it Knocked out, but we followed his yells. Oh my god twice and knocked out. But we followed his yells and chill yelled twice.

Starting point is 01:05:25 So first scream, what the hell, second one, let's follow. And all of a sudden we end up probably like 40 yards away from a man. And all we're seeing is his back. And he's just like in these black leather pants and he's just chilling. And he has long hair and I'm bro. And he's just chilling.

Starting point is 01:05:42 And we don't say anything, but all of a sudden he just snapped and turns around quickly like it was it really was like scary He just turns around and looks at us He starts screaming at us get the fuck out of here get out of here And we're like, I don't know if we were trying to be Just like a whatever but we were just like me like stubborn stubborn he starts on a sprint after us he starts running toward this is a gruff man starts running towards us so we all take off and I you not at one point he's like like making noises like I don't know

Starting point is 01:06:17 if he's trying to scare us I don't know what and I don't know like he I don't know if you have like a tent set up because we didn't see anything else but first off why is he there it's just in the woods fully clothed and you didn't see the girl didn't see a girl. Oh my god We turn around and I don't know if I can say this go he has a hatchet in his hand What I put this on my mom my grandma live my son. He has a hatchet in his hand And he's running after us with a hatchet and we're like, I you know, there's like fifth grades. We're like 10 or 11 and In this moment, this is the problem the scariest moment my entire life. We're sprinting and we have a good like head start We're smaller. He's bigger. It's easier for us to go through

Starting point is 01:06:56 We're sprinting and I step on a thorn it went straight through my shoe Straight into my foot and I thought it was a, and I literally fell down to the ground. Oh, this is like some movie stuff right now. I swear to God, and I'm not, everything is true, and I literally started crying, because I was like, this psychopath is chasing me, and I can't walk. And you were a big kid too.

Starting point is 01:07:16 Okay. It's allowed to get off the ground. Okay, now I played offensive line, and there's nothing wrong with it. I was a blocking tight end, and they moved me to center, second year, here we go. And I'm on the ground. And I remember this is the only the funniest part. I remember my friends running back to try to help me. And in the moment I was like, do I do this movie? Save yourself? And I was like, go help me. Help. I was like,

Starting point is 01:07:40 give me up now. You gotta get out of here. Like I was like, that me up now, we gotta get out of here! I was like, f*** that, either we're both dying or it's serious, none of us. It's not, I have not lived my life, I got a lot of s***. I said, help me! And then we get up, hobble out, and the dude kind of stops chasing us, and we notice it. So we get out of the woods, we're all like, f***ed up, like crying, like really s***. We go back to my friend's house it's like three streets away yeah and their dad he wasn't like military but he was definitely like a like fearful guy right we go back tell him he goes where

Starting point is 01:08:15 the this happened he had a weapon he was screaming it's all chasing you were like yeah he jumps on a bike he was cutting the lawn he takes his son's bike jumps on a barefoot and goes Yeah, oh, yeah starts going straight to the woods. Yeah, so we're like We start jogging and we're like ah he beats us there long story short he confronts the guy in the woods It's the hats out of his hands. They were about to fight the guy the other guy takes off So the dad just calls the police and we The guy the other guy takes off so the dad just calls the police

Starting point is 01:08:52 I swear to God wait wait cuz we we said we said something The last week just off camera and it reminded me of it I was like how have I never said wait you got chased hand on Bible in the woods as a kid by an Axe- axe wielding man After hearing a girl scream, and I've known you for a decade, and I've never and you Holy shit stepped on a thorn this I'm making this about myself. You've told me to go back there. Oh Okay, we're grown now can I get the lock mess? It not a myth. He's not just like some ghouly thing No, he's I don't know who that guy Wow that is that might be top-tier you should know story of all time

Starting point is 01:09:35 It was and did we ever get it like what happened to the police the police did come right and they did approach the guy And apparently he was apparently was young but when you're that young Like 14 and he looks apparently he was, apparently he was young but when you're that young You're probably like 14 and he looks like No he was 20 Oh God But I'm saying young in terms of life in general Life, yes, yeah very young But he was like two years out of high school

Starting point is 01:09:52 Obviously at 11 years old they didn't tell us anything like the police But they told the dad and then we were at the house and he relayed the information to us I don't know what he was doing, we don't know if that scream was correlated All I'm saying is we heard the scream twice We walked toward the screen ran into that creepy He had a hatchet wearing all black in the woods He was like they said he was 20 years old and he was just doing shouldn't be in the woods And that's all we got and it was crazy, but that was wild bro. What a story. What a story Bob That was not that's a, we just randomly, on episode 173, got one of the best Y's case stories.

Starting point is 01:10:28 I'm so sorry, I don't know why it took that long to get that. Holy sh**. It just, I randomly remembered it. I randomly remembered it. Yeah, I mean that kinda, I feel like I've talked about this before. I've had scary experiences too where like, me and the gutter gang, we were downstairs in the gutter, right? And we got chased by an SUV.

Starting point is 01:10:44 Now I left Tucker behind. Oh yeah. Tucker and Garrett could not physically keep up with me. What was Tucker's last name? I can't say it. Cause they can find him now. And he called me the N word one time. It's I don't think for his life,

Starting point is 01:10:56 that would be good for me to say I'm serious. What? We were learning about the civil war in class. I kid you, I'm literally not joking. Oh, no. I'm not joking I beat the shit out of him Sorry to God. You're learning About a war. Yeah. And I remember my teacher said right down on a piece of paper How it makes you feel and I wrote like how it wasn't good. He wrote the N-word?

Starting point is 01:11:20 No, no, he said the N-word after he read my note He wrote the N word? No, no, he said the N word after he read my note. So you said, this doesn't make me feel the warmest, doesn't make me happy. He goes, yeah, yeah. And then my friend Octavius, like a year later, beat the some more. I think Tucker's married to like his cousin

Starting point is 01:11:42 or she looks related. She looks a little thrown off. I'm not gonna lie Tucker That's I mean good for Tucker anybody else. We're sneezing at that one. Oh like that. She looks like she'll give you allergies Like who? She looks like she keeps her house like 78. Oh looks like she doesn't have she probably lives with the Yes, she's probably related the axe man hatch thing and slasher oh

Starting point is 01:12:04 My god, he did not especially about Civil War. Yeah, no, it's probably related to the Axeman. Hatch thing in Slasher. Oh my god. He did not. Especially about Civil War. Yeah, no, that's salt in the wound right there. And I, cause I questioned myself for a second. I was like, did I write something? Like should we be on the side of the south end? God, I don't know why. That's a crazy memory. That just reminded me of Mitchell.

Starting point is 01:12:20 Sixth grade social studies. With a Gatorade bottle in the back of the class. Oh my god. I'm so s- No, it remind- You gotta mute that. It reminded me- Oh, why?

Starting point is 01:12:32 Why? That's fantastic! No, it's Grayth! I didn't- I didn't say a last name, I just said- Yeah, we're just- I know we're gonna just mute that. I think- No, it's Gray-Page-ron's, I love it! Oh, that's true. Oh!

Starting point is 01:12:44 No, seriously. With a Gatorade bottle? Gatorade bottle, back of the class, social studies, sixth grade- I think, no it's Grey Patrons, I love it. Oh, that's true. Oh! No seriously. With the Gatorade bottle? Gatorade bottle, back in the class, social studies. It's not okay, I don't know what that is. In the class. No, let's not, let's not. Sorry, you asked!

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Starting point is 01:14:01 grab them at Target, Costco, or head to TrueClassic.com slash YSK to get hooked up today. Now on to the rest of the episode. True Classic. The You Should Know Podcast. But okay, now I have a question for you. Yeah. Now this dawned on me when you ate Jersey Mike's at my house. Yeah. Okay. Now I don't know why, but I remember turning back and looking at you. You looked like you were struggling. Now I don't know if that. Now I don't know why, but I remember turning back and looking at you, you looked like you were struggling. Now I don't know if that's, I don't know if there was a bad night, rough tummy, it just looked like you weren't

Starting point is 01:14:32 really in love with what you were eating. So I thought about, godly, because in the moment I was like, I wonder if I could pay him to double the size of his sandwich and he'd still eat it. And this was all internal, by the way. He's got a little food thing going. Can't watch still eat it. And this was all internal by the way. He's got a little food like little thing going. Can't watch me eat his sandwich. This was all internal.

Starting point is 01:14:49 So then it dawned on me. I wonder how good Payton would do in one of those like restaurant like signature item challenges. Okay, what does that mean? Like you know how restaurants are like, oh, come eat our ghost peppered T-bone dog dynamite. And if you win it, you're on the Hall of Fame.

Starting point is 01:15:08 Yes, oh, like food challenges. You gotta eat like nine pounds of a burger in two minutes. Okay, so I found three of them, and I wanna see, realistically, if you think you'd even have a chance. At any of these food challenges? I looked up three of the most ridiculous restaurant food challenges,

Starting point is 01:15:23 and I want to see if you even think you have a remote chance. Okay, am I, do I have, did I, did I? We're gonna go Sobe. Oh, it's gonna be a tough day for me. Am I happy or am I sad? You're sad. Oh, I'm good, okay, I'm good.

Starting point is 01:15:35 Oh my God, I'm a gluttonous, when I'm depressed. Okay, you're the saddie? Oh, dude, I could, dude, I could chew on K-Rob. I would eat K-Rob's foot and you've seen that little thing. Oh, me. Oh, then my, start talking to you while you're eatingRob. I would eat K-Rob's foot and you've seen that little thing. Oh, shit me. Oh, then my ass will start talking to you while you're eating it.

Starting point is 01:15:48 And I'm gonna start crawling. He's like, hey, get out of me! It's like the hand on Wednesday Addams. His foot. K-Rob's foot. Oh my God, that's why he doesn't take his socks off. If he takes his sock off, has a mind of his own, and goes, on episode 200, can we see your feet?

Starting point is 01:16:06 Oh, Bubba come on at a live show can I put it on the screen? Guess you have to come to tour oh my god. Let's do it Okay, the first one is the you might be familiar with this gets in our own states in Amarillo the big Texan steak ranch The challenge you have to eat a 72 ounce steak. How many gallons is that? Thank you. 72 ounce steak. When we go eat at a steakhouse, the highest I've ever seen you order is a 12. Oh. Okay?

Starting point is 01:16:36 Okay. 72 ounce steak, a whole shrimp cocktail, a whole baked potato, a side salad, and a roll in under an hour. I can tell you, I've never fully finished a salad. I don't think I've cleaned the bowl of a salad once in my life. Steak's not a problem, potato's not. Challenge a side. The salad. You go, I just can't eat the greens, man.

Starting point is 01:16:53 I've never had a good... I'm not gonna f***ing rabbit. You know something about the croutons, though. I can't... They go, you've eaten the f***ing steak, the potato just finished. You're like, nah, man. It's the wet pieces that stick to the bottom of the bowl. I can't eat those best. It's really yeah I don't like that worst part about this challenge if you win

Starting point is 01:17:12 It's free. That's it. Okay, if you lose you own $72 That's actually not a bad deal on all that food every other challenge if you lose it nothing happens But if you win you get like significant rewards yes You lose you gotta pay him for the food and if you lose it nothing happens but if you win you get like significant rewards yes you lose you gotta pay him for the food and if you win you get absolutely wait if I win I don't get a t-shirt you don't get a shirt you don't get a picture on the wall it's just free you got a free meal I'm not taking that challenge that's awful do you think you would do good at it no I'm telling you I would start with the salad I'll be I'm not finishing this

Starting point is 01:17:39 out I'm like I'm not joking and I don't get a diet coke I got a shrimp cocktail I'm not joking and I don't get a diet coke I got a shrimp cocktail Did you just say that? I'm thinking about the challenge with the shrimp on the brim. Oh, that's not a shrimp cocktail. Brother. There's no way. I'm being so sh** dude. I'm being for real. You think? Now before I show you the image that I just grabbed for you.

Starting point is 01:18:08 In your brain of brains, you think shrimp cocktail. Yes, like remember on Drake and Josh's drink they had the big chalice cups and had the shrimp hanging off the lid. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, with a drink. That's a drink, no? Ain't that like a little sexy margarita? That's exactly what it is. Yeah, with a drink. That's a drink, no? Ain't that like a little sexy margarita? A shrimp cocktail. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:30 Is an appetizer. Oh, it's food? Let me see it. Oh, it is, you've described it perfectly. That is sauce. That's sauce and have to dip the shrimp, you idiot. You idiot. That's, oh my god.

Starting point is 01:18:44 Okay. Holy hell. Okay, so now I failed one and I, so I, so You idiot! You idiot! Oh my god, okay. Holy hell. Okay, so now I failed one and so did we expect you to do that whole thing without a bath? Under an hour. No, I'm sure you get water. I'm sure you get water. But the other ones were just requirements. Let me say this. I can't do any of these challenges if I don't have a Diet Coke. We're gonna assume

Starting point is 01:19:00 for the last two you get a Diet Coke. Unlimited, they give me the pitch. You get a pitch or a Diet Coke? You get a pitch Diet Coke. Now is it... Pitch Diet Coke. Unlimited, they'll give me the pitch. You get a pitcher Diet Coke, you get a pitch Diet Coke. Now is it? Pitch Diet Coke with a. Oh okay, and I'm sad. And you're sad. Okay.

Starting point is 01:19:12 Next one is called the Inferno Bowl from Natale's Thai Cuisine in Florida. Okay. Consume of 48 ounce soup made of 12. Now how many gallons is that? That's not even a gallon. Oh, so we're good, I'm good so far inside. A 48 ounce soup. That is like...

Starting point is 01:19:28 I think a can of Diet Coke is 12. So four cans of Diet Coke. Oh, it's easy. I smoked that. Made with 12 of the world's hottest chili peppers. Including Ghost Peppers and Carolina Reapers. Now, you only have 30 minutes. All you have to do is add soup. You can give me 30 years, Cam. I'm not eating that. Thousand dollars cash if you survive. Notice how I say if you survive, not if you win.

Starting point is 01:19:56 And then it literally, this one has a warning. It says several people have been hospitalized when attempting this challenge. Now why? Why would he? I wouldn't wouldn't even Kim that prize could be 14 million dollars You can't and a and a I'm not I'm not doing that Sorry Oh my god for 14 million and a sucker I'm not even attempting for 14 million and a suck?

Starting point is 01:20:24 I'm not even attempting. I'd literally, I'd find out the trick to just open my esophagus and pour that soup like this. And I would go, I would immediately. Of course you would. The first thing I'm spending with that 14 million. For 14 million dollars? 14 million dollars, I chugged that soup. I think we might have to get off this.

Starting point is 01:20:45 Give me one more. Last one. Give me one more. No, hell no, Cam. I can't even eat hot Cheetos. Now this one. OK, now this one. I'm going to skip that because it was another hot one.

Starting point is 01:20:58 A little hot dog. Yeah, any hot one's OK. This is a true just test of your wits as a man. Right. The Eagles challenge from Eagles deli in Boston The challenge is a five pound burger. We're going to boss. We could do this. Oh My god leave in the comments if you want Peyton to do the challenge and we could do it on patreon It's the Eagles deli in Boston, okay

Starting point is 01:21:18 five pounds of burger a pound and a half of fries 20 minutes. Oh my God. Prize, $100 cash in eternal respect. Warning, warning, the total weight of food is over seven pounds in 20 minutes. Cam.

Starting point is 01:21:36 How the are people doing that? Why are people doing, okay, and I understand everybody's financial situation is different. You know how many better things you could do for a hundred dollars cam I'll I'll give no no no no no no relax Pipe down. I don't even think they're doing it for financial needs I think people genuinely think our gluttonous crazy either glad there's a lot of gluttony Yeah, I think they're crazy enough they go in and they think they can do it

Starting point is 01:22:02 Can you imagine fuck imagine going and buying five one pound beefs from Walmart. Think about how much meat that is. With all the, that's all in a burger. And you got buns. Then you got buns, veggies, and then a pound and a half of fries on the side. I can't even eat that meat fried.

Starting point is 01:22:16 And you're measly diet coke. I'm gonna throw up. You're throwing up thinking about it. No, okay, I thought we could do that. I don't think, now, what would be fun is so y'all have, if you go to yushinostudios. No, okay, I thought we could do that. I don't think now what would be fun is so y'all have if you go to yushinostudios.com you can see the list of cities we're going on on tour. Pick one of the cities, whatever city you're in, and name the food challenge. Whichever one we seem like we can do in this future city, we will go and do it. We'll try. We'll go and do it. You heard it here first.

Starting point is 01:22:41 So you'll see the remaining cities on tour like you said actually pop up a graphic right now This is the way you have left if your cities have a food challenge an infamous spot something that there's a Hall of Fame Whatever send it put in the comments send it to us on DMS. We're gonna pick one We're gonna go to it and we're gonna film it and we're gonna try I genuinely thought we need to ask him if we can Like do a tag now. Yeah, we might have to tag him. We might have to duo it. Now Pierce, buddy, you're gonna stay at the hotel, bub. You're not gonna help us at all. I eat a lot of food week at a time.

Starting point is 01:23:11 You eat, no, you eat good food. You don't eat volume. You eat quality, you don't eat quantity. And if I look over at Pierce doing a food challenge and he's chugging a mountain dew, I'm gonna punch him in the throat. Yeah, you're gonna eat punch in the esophagus immediately. And okay, speaking of Tor, this is the last thing, Tori go get your tickets now. In Arizona two things happened to me that I didn't

Starting point is 01:23:29 talk about and I'm gonna make it quick. I was wearing my dickies pants right as my infamous black dickies pants so that you know I've it's gone on the internet you see I've jumped around in them and you've seen some jiggle. Now I've gotten a lot of allegations that I'm free balling in it. No, I just got a monster. Put the video on the screen. Don't put the video on the screen. And I hate that I talk about it, it's so average. I go, please don't say that.

Starting point is 01:24:04 Thanks. No, this is the part of the podcast my mom clicks off. My dad's like, you're right, boy. Your dad's in there. Now, what was that, though? Did you tell us? No, that was that was y'all's. Yeah, this.

Starting point is 01:24:21 But that's not your father. We know that's not your father. We know that's not your father. You tell us. First off that's not your father. We know that's not your father. We know that's not your father. First off, it's your father. He's a white bald man. Now, okay. I'm tight. Y'all put my jacket down. No, okay. But in those in those Dickie's pants, my lower region, it something about it, it's very present. Right? Now, there is a point in the Phoenix live show where I hit a squat in those pants and I heard a... And I felt the breeze hit my testicle.

Starting point is 01:24:57 Holy **** that ****. There's probably blood in your pants. That shirt moved. I'm so sorry. Go. Continue. In your mic? No, yeah. No, but you inspired me earlier in the episode. You did it twice. I said, hell, I can add on. Here we go. I felt a breeze hit my sack. And I literally, like, in the middle of a joke too, I was like, hey! And I like looked down and dude, the of Christ entered me and I bad-out Well, I wouldn't care that much. I say you can't lie

Starting point is 01:25:28 I'm like VIP tickets you really got your whole drop that of some cargos in the middle of a show Oh my god, you're a legend. Yeah, they're gonna build a statue of you in Arizona. They go. This is the pain Just got off it's a pineapple just sitting there. You just go, ooh! I love how well you talk about it. Thank you, bro. I love you. Thank you, man. Thank you. You miss... No, I used to have a pair of shorts. My genitalia would look good, but then my hips got too big for it.

Starting point is 01:26:02 I can't fit the shorts anymore. Anyway. You know how I borrow your shorts? I've ever filled- You never give them back. I know, but I have- And I wear them in front of you, and do I ever fill them out a certain way, and you're like,

Starting point is 01:26:13 I couldn't do that with those. No, no, I like my shorts. The blue ones, I've defiled those shorts. No, those are yours at that point. I don't even want those back. I'm getting my other ones back. Which one, the chrome ones? Yes, that you- Oh no, those are yours. Yeah, I don't even want those. Yeah, I'm getting my other ones back Which one the chrome are yes that you oh, no, those are those are worse than the blues at this point That's fine. I have a washing machine. I'm taking them back

Starting point is 01:26:32 You're gonna have to go to I'll go to a cleaner. You gotta go to a sage. I'll go to a witch. You got a baptized You see that guy that's doing the hurdles hold I mean what a problem to have man what a boss rolled out that day That's a lot of Oh man. I'm so sweaty. I'm so sweaty. Imagine running

Starting point is 01:27:08 track in your s***. It's like I gotta breathe. And it just pops out. If we were to like stack all of ours together, CJ would help us out so much on like overall. He'd have to be the base of the totem pole. He's like the base. It's like CJ is like, Pierce KMK Rob. And then you go at the top. No, he's like the base. It's like CJ. It's like Pierce, KM, K-Raw. And then you go at the top.

Starting point is 01:27:27 No, he's like the big cheerleader at the bottom of the base. Oh, dude, I don't even care what I was talking about anymore, man. You're talking about your d*** popping out at a punch line or something. Oh my god. And then it's snot on my cheek. I had half the show and no one told me. Oh my god, you know I hit my tooth with the mic again in Phoenix. Dude, same. In Phoenix. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:27:50 But it's something about those mics. We've done 20 shows and I've hit my teeth with a metal microphone twice and it's both in Phoenix. Yeah. Someone in that crowd's cursed me. Okay, sometimes, and this is what I like to do on tour. So basically we don't bring our own mics on tour. Like a lot of musicians bring, sometimes, and this is what I like to do on tour, so basically we don't bring our own mics on tour.

Starting point is 01:28:06 Like a lot of musicians bring their own mics and stuff because they're programmed, you know, whatever. So we just use the mics that the venue gives us, right? And so those mics are used from the previous acts like the day before. And I'm not going to lie, I can expose so many artists right now. Because sometimes I'll grab a mic for sound check and I'll smell that and I'll be like who performed here yesterday and I'll Google it yeah oh dude some of the people that made your favorite songs their breath is like right dude it's like they ate before they perform it's

Starting point is 01:28:37 like they stuck their tongue in a four minutes boys about to go out This is the product you give them recording at 112 degrees. We'll see y'all on page. I'm at three minutes get ready. Oh God I'm sorry all right Oh God I'm sorry all right Okay, that's gotta get cut. That's gotta get cut. It's not saying not on page. I'm not nothing nada Can't help it here. We go. We're back that got cut Here we go get us out of here cam. Oh, we can't wait to see y'all Wednesday on patreon Thank you for coming back to another episode so 173. We absolutely love y'all big big new update for the tour as

Starting point is 01:29:35 P and myself have said for the remaining cities if you have a local Please make it local like don't send some that's five hours away because we're not gonna have the time if you have something Local to the city we're coming to of an amazing food challenge. It's infamous. There's a Hall of Fame wall of fame whatever tag us Put in the comments DM it to us. We're gonna pick one and go to be on the koala club now First things first the tour first link in the description You should know studios comm is the remaining tickets for the tour. First link in the description, youshannowsudios.com is the remaining tickets for the tour, the remaining cities we have left, rather sorry.

Starting point is 01:30:09 Go get your tickets, there's a few left there. We love you, we cannot wait to see you. Secondly, that second link is the Koala Club. We've been killing it over here with the community. We've been listening to them. They just voted on a video that they want that'll be coming out very soon. There's all sorts of uploads every single week

Starting point is 01:30:26 We absolutely love the community that we've built Yep on patreon in there and people are built just a quick tidbit people are building communities within the patreon In Dallas there was a group of seven that met through the patreon that went to the show altogether And there are four different parts of the country weren't different parts people flew in people flew in, people drove in, they all met up together. They stayed in Airbnb. They stayed together, they went to eat dinner, got drinks, all went to the show. It's an amazing community. Hey, I want to know, if y'all do like, for the rest of the live shows, if y'all have like YSK like meetups before the show, y'all go to a bar. Tag us. Tag us and we want to see it and we might pop up. Remember to confuse the casuals, get your good karma, this week's secret code.

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Starting point is 01:31:23 B. P. P. P. B. P. P. B. I don't know, what is it? B for you? PP, PB. BPPP. BPPB. I don't know. What is it? BPP. Big Pharma Pickleball. Big Pharma Pickleball. We're exposing it.

Starting point is 01:31:35 We're exposing it. That's a god. I think that's fat. That's a big pool, wasn't it? That's a mythical pool. All right, guys. Big Pharma Pickleball. Leave it in the comments.

Starting point is 01:31:41 Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. We absolutely love you Toronto We coming East Coast for coming you guys remember one out of two glovers. Don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time Goodbye

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