You Should Know Podcast - THE MILE HIGH CLUB! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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we got co-host Cam back in the studio. Go Cam, that was a bit. That was a bit. That was a bit much. Someone threw something. Some did throw something. If you throw that again, I'm going to throw, I'm going to throw it back on you. I'm going to throw it back on you. I'm going to throw it back at you. Kim, I like, I like your outfit today. It's new. Is that a new t-shirt? It's a new. It's a new. It's a shirt, the shoes are semi-new shorts are about eight years old, but outside of that, pretty good. Thank you for notice it. Oh, you don't look well. No, yeah, I'm fighting. I'm fighting. No, yeah, I've had diarrhea five times today. Poohy talk about YSK, yeah, I'm fighting, but it's good. Something about a, now, do you ever find pleasure in diarrhea? Not at all, actually. Really? No, I try to trick my psyche,

like, oh, it's the bad guy, is the bad virus leaving me? It's really just diarrhea and it sucks. I like the initial pop. Peyton. I like that initial. And then it's like someone just like put dynamite in a dam and all the water's running out now. Dude, it's, it's. No, no, no, you have to tell, you have to let me say this. The reason I, I mean, wow, my stomach's hurting right now.

The reason I have laughing so hard at that, I just, when I just came back before we start, I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, Jess, here we go. When I just returned before we started shooting. I went to the bathroom. And as I said, I had diarrhea. Now, that pop was so prevalent.

A man commented on it. And I was going to save this. I was going to talk. But that was the perfect segue. I literally was sitting there. And I went, oh, my God. Because there was a dude installed right next to you. So you were taking diarrhea.

I was taking diarrhea. Right next to me. There's a guy pooping as well. I mean, it's just quiet. No music. No little. That's a nightmare for me. That's a nightmare.

All you can hear is each other's insides coming out. Your voice came out. You said, that's a nightmare for me. It's a nightmare for me. It's a nightmare. No, no, that is. You're a public restroom in a high-rise. Have some Frank Sinatra in the background. That's why I play TikToks loud.

There should never be just silence. Okay, so you were pooping in silence next to a stranger. Dead silent. He already got his couple. And I said, oh, man. I said, your palate's normal at least. I said, oh, God. And I can feel it.

I am Hoover, damn. my ass is the Hoover Dam. It is holding back a absolute monsoon of poop. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, and I'm looking through the saw. I'm like, I can't do this to this guy. I'm like, I cannot do this, this man. And nothing's happening.

I'm trying, in my mind, I was waiting for anything. I was waiting for the door to open. I was waiting for him to flush. I was waiting for someone to start washing their hands. No one was coming in. It was just me and him. And I went, I said, oh God. It was like, it literally was like,

like a, well, such a pop. Yeah. And then it was just like it literally sounded if you opened your water and went. Okay, all right. All right, now we're getting in too much detail. It was bad, bro. But the guy, the comment, he just went, he went, ooh, woo.

And we're, he's not even in the third one. You know how there's three? Yeah. I was in the deep, the big one, he's right next me. He said, woo, woo, and I just went, uh, uh, it was bad, dude, it was bad, it was bad, man. I'm sweating already. Yeah.

I thought about, I thought about sh- myself on the highway on the way here, too. Yeah. Have you ever? When's the last time you pooped yourself? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I know Robbie did it like last week, but I don't know.

I poop myself last month. I mean, as a unit, as men, how are we just out here shing ourselves, boys? Because I find pleasure and relief. I genuinely do find pleasure and relief. But that is not that, but there's, you can't find pleasure when for every ounce of pleasure there is discomfort and like dissatisfaction. No, I'm saying so. You're shing yourself.

Well, I have like a 90. percent success rate. So I'm fine with a 10 percent failure. Like that's just playing the odds, right? So there's a lot of times where all literally, I'm really in tune with myself, so I can brew. Like I'm a barista of my bouts. I can really sit there and let it bubble. And I can pivot to make it shoot out in certain ways. Okay. Oh, dude. Robbie knows what I'm talking about. Oh, you twist that gut. So I sit there and twist the gut, but sometimes I let that coffee sit on the pot too long and it's ready to explode. And I shot some of my draws. I've been on, oh my god.

I've been on an espresso kick lately. Oh, so much espresso. Oh, that'll really, oh, really gets going. But you know how I know my girlfriend loves me? How? She checked the draws. She goes, oh, let me see it. Looked in there, looked at my little snail trail.

If Olivia Kennedy, if I said, babe, I think I sh- my pants, check it. She would go. She would never in a minute that you have a dizzle of, You have a different type of love. Really? Never touched. That's a love that I pray for.

If I told my wife, hey, I sh- my pants, can you look at it? Yeah. She'd say, go outside and put them in the garbage. Like, get rid of them. Dude, okay, but what if Liv... Would you check her? I'm not...

I believe you. You sh-shaired your pants. What if she's unsure about it? And she's pregnant. How are you unsure you... Whoa. How do you unsure? Oh, there's a lot of unsure shit.

There's no unsure. What? You didn't... No unsure. Well, okay, I have really wet rectum syndrome. I got wet rectum syndrome. And so a lot of times, it's just paste back there. Wet rectum syndrome.

Paste? Yeah. It'll turn into a concrete substance if I sit there all day. Pete, dude. There's something not, there is something not normal about you. Somebody knows what I'm talking about. I hope to God they don't. I hope no one out there has wet rectum syndrome.

What is it? Wet rectum syndrome or an unsure shit. Yeah. Oh my God. But that's so. Yeah, enough for the poopie talk. I'm sorry. Poopy talk with.

POOPY talk with Nice I don't do that Yeah I do So I valid my truck, my cyber truck My brand new 2020s Cyber truck But all right

Yeah, so no Monthly car payment Me and my girlfriend We went on a By the way, can I address What happened last week? Oh, you do? Oh, put his, put the flame

to his ass Put the fire in his I was Go to his house with torches And pitchforks And get his Oh I bet you would like that Remember that one Tiki torch time

Were you there With the Tiki Torch time? A teaky torch march? A teaky torch march? Look it up. There was a teaky torch march and I think you're in it. What is a teaky torch mark? You got to teach me some.

Do your own Googles. Is it something with... Is it... Oh yeah. Oh, that's what it was for. Get them out! And they were marching about. Did they get in here!

100% what the march was about flannels and tiki torges. Flannels? Where was this is that? I think it was like Missouri, one of those places. Oh yeah, I don't go to Missou. Yeah. But um... So, last week on the episode when I was announcing the tour,

The tour, by the way, tickets are out now, you should know studios.com. Stumb. I said, I was explaining the tour and the principle behind it is Cam being a father and me being a bachelor and young and free. What else? And I said the word single.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And I did say the word single. Now, I am addressing the single rumors. Comets galore. Wow, they were like, I mean eight out of every 10. Yeah. He just say single guys, he says single. My favorite one was, it was like a drive-by.

They were like, hey, did he say you single after talking about how rich he was? I was like, God, I love that person. No, so I was prefacing it on this, on like taxes. You know, because when I filed my taxes, I file single. Oh, yeah. So that's where I was going. And it sounds better for marketing of the tour. If I say single, for people that aren't quite sure, you know, who we are.

It's better marketing. It's like, oh, God, I love you. Or single hot guy. I mean, I'm going to that show. There we go. They're like, oh, dad of two really disheveled looking, really roughed on the eyes, really hot, single guy. Dad of two, his, what was it, his eyebags could carry the groceries. He has no sleep.

He looks like hell has the same clothes as no money or rich, super hot, single bachelor. That's the show. That's the show you go. Yeah, so I'm addressing that. I'm not single. Good man. I am in a relationship. Everything good with Sosa still?

Everything good with Sarah? Yeah, sure. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's great. Sure. Yeah, no, it's fine. Now, let me put my FBI hat on. Sure is never, you don't like the word sure in relationship of questions.

I don't like the word. You either yes it or you know it. And that's one of my biggest pet peeves in general. I don't like when I ask somebody a question and they say sure. Yeah, it's like, just walk away. Be definite with me. Yes, like, give me a yes or give me a no. Yeah, and it's like, I'm asking if you want something, say yes or no, sure.

Like, that seems like I'm bothering you now. Like, right? Hey, man, do you mind? I can't even think of an example. Hey, do you want that drink right there? You want like a Coke Zero? Sure. Like, that makes me, do you want it or not, though? Yeah, sure, yeah.

Like, that makes me ding that it's the most thing. It's like, I'll give it to somebody that wants it, you know what I'm? Hey, CJ, do you want the Coke Zero? CJ goes, yes. It's like, and I hate like, hey, you want to go out to eat? Sure. I'm like, never mind. Never mind.

I'm done with you. No, no, no, no. You just that. Sure in itself sucks. Yeah. You're loser. don't use the word sure. It should be absolutely just gone from the English language. But an mm before, an mm, sure, that is, that, that is telling me your real answer is no. Oh, the thinking

about it then sure when you get the little, the physical, the, um, sure. Yeah, I don't like that. That's a no. Yeah. And you're just trying to be nice to me. That's inherently you don't want to do it or you don't want whatever it is and you're just saying it for me. Do you want to go to the game tonight? Sure. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, go to hell. No. No. No. It's Any sure people in the comments right now? Go to hell. How about that? Yeah, well, hopefully not forever,

but just do a quick little visit and see you can do a part-time bid in hell. I don't know, you got, there's some stories. You go in, you just pet, bath, and bat. No, there's some people been on that bed. Heart stopped, they went down and they said, wow. You think so? They said, that's hot.

Yeah. That is a hot place. I don't know. A lot of screams. And then they went, they got resuscitated back, the doctor said, I've never heard that story. I've only heard the story.

positive in the coming back down. I read both sides. You see what Lamar Odom said? No, Lamar Odom's crazy, bro. Shout out Lamar, man. I guess. I mean, yeah, I guess. Hey, brother, Kobe didn't say anything to you. Let me be honest. I'm not trying to be like that. No, there's no way. There's no way. You don't know, so Lamar Odom is a former basketball player that played basketball with Kobe Bryant for a long time. Now, Lamar Odom has had issues with substances. Yes. So much of a point where he died. Yeah.

And a brothel, right? Yeah. He was like found unconscious in a brothel. Died. He died. And yeah, I think he had like 10 heart attacks and six strokes. And then he came back. And he came back.

And then so now he has a documentary on Netflix. And he said he died and he was going to heaven. And he said that Kobe told him, hey, brother, this ain't what you want. It's not all what they're saying it is. That's the craziest. And then he came back. He literally said, so Lamar over. He claims he died and Kobe said, I'm not gonna lie, Lamar.

Hey, the afterlife ain't all is what it's supposed to be. This ain't hot. You don't want this. And then he came back to life. He was like, Lamar. Like, bro, that is the fact that you even thought of that. Yeah. And then decided, you know, yeah, let's send it out there.

Yeah. Let's move forward with that one. That is wicked. No, it's sick. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Starting something new isn't just hard. It's terrifying. So much work goes into this thing

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This has nothing to do with the afterlife. whatever, but this is a weird thing that happens to me. Three mornings ago. So I woke up, right? I woke up. Well, the reason I know this is because I woke up and I had to go to the gym early that day or I wouldn't get to go. Okay. And I'm very-

You have a gym in your house, by the way, but go ahead. It's in my garage. It's about to go to you. It is. I did not buy it for myself. I don't like home workouts. It was for my wife. She scammed me of $3,000.

She said, I want this. She said, I want this. It'd be a push present. I said, sure she's used it four times. It's not for me. What lives dead at right now? The 11,000 to the New Yorker.

11,000 at Jaden in Brooklyn. We got three to the home gym. We never told that story, by the way. I've never told that story. We've hinted at it. Do you want to tell it real quick before your school? Oh, God, the school? You want to tell that story before?

Because we did promise them on an episode that we were going to say next week, and we never did. And I saw some comments about it. Oh, my God. Do you want to tell the story about how your wife got scammed out of $11,000. Let's do it. She has her big big girl skin now. She's over. It was a while ago.

It's in the past. Yeah. Okay. So long story short, me and Liv and Ryan, we go to the gym one day. This is when we were like years ago. Like two, three years ago. We go to the gym and me and Ryan are hitting chest. She's hitting legs, completely different parts of the gym.

About 20 minutes into the workout, I'm like, let me go peek at my pokey, you know, walk in, see her, she's on the phone. I walk up to her. Hey, are you all right? She goes, She goes, I was like, all right.

Yeah. Check it on you. So I go back, do three more exercises. Full, like, it's now 45 minutes in the gym. I go back, another peak.

She's still on the phone. Now we need to know who's on this phone call. Now there's no shushing me. Who are you speaking to for 45 minutes? I walk up to her, and I go, who are you on the phone with?

And she goes, I'm just, get away. It's the bank. I can't even finish my workout. I'm going to the car. I said, The bank has been the bank for 45 minutes.

She goes, yeah, yeah, I'm going to the car. Oh, no. So she takes off, she heads to the car. That's all she said. And I go, I really want to finish this lift, but something tells me that this isn't right. My wife, with my money, on the phone with my bank, for 45 minutes. I said, this can't be good. Hey, see you later, Ryan.

I'm out. In no world does that happen. When I tell you, I get to the car and her phone, we drove in her car, it shows the call on her screen. It says it's been 53 minutes now. And I said, I've never, in a cumulative in my life, I never talked to a bank for 53 minutes. Never. All my bank phone calls, you can add them all up. It's never been 53 minutes, ever. Regardless one time.

I sit down and I go, hey, I'd like you to tell me what's going on. And she goes, we've been scammed. There was fraud purchases. in a Best Buy and Uber in Phoenix. And now at the time of the story, this before Tours, I've never touched foot in the state of Arizona. I've never been to Phoenix.

So I go, all right, that sucks. In 20 seconds, I pull out the account. And I go, what charges are you talking about? There's no charges here. No. And she goes, oh, yeah, the account might be messed up. I had to send all of our money off to a different account. And I said, but what Best Buy do you?

charges. There's not a Best Buy charge. Olivia? Where's my money? And she said, oh, I just talked to this guy's is Jaden. And then the phone, it ended, like right when I got in the call, she was like, okay, thank you, goodbye. So she's filling me in. Wait, so let's not ignore the part. She was told that there was a couple Uber best buy charges. So she, so the guy on the phone told her to take all the money in your bank account to a different bank account and she did it. No.

The worst part, the worst part. So after she tells me that, she goes, they said there was some false charges that we need to move the money to another account to protect it because someone clearly has our card. I said, no, they clearly don't. There's no charges. No, they don't.

The card's in my wallet. There's no charges. So then I immediately, when I tell you, I go get up, I'm getting the driver seat. We switch seats. I drive straight to the first chase I can find. I drove straight to it. And I go, hey, pretty sure my wife just got scammed.

Can you please look at our account history and like revert that? Please quickly. The woman goes, oh, so sorry. Yeah, it's so prevalent these days. And I was like, not for me. Please, text it. So she goes, five minutes. She comes back.

She's like, yeah, guys, I'm sorry. It was a wire transfer to a Bank of America, Bank of America account in Brooklyn. Wait, wait. So she transferred. She didn't even check there. A Chase account? She changed bank corporations?

She sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account. And I said, to that chase worker, I said, can I get that back please? I said, that's my money. And she made an oopsie. And she

went, oh no, says right here, that account's been closed. That shit hit his account. He deposit. That probably standing right outside of a Bank of America. He, he, withdrawed it, closed the account. And technically, even if, I don't think you get that bag because she willingly she didn't.

She willingly did it. Oh, no. The papers would have been on her desk in the morning. Oh, oh, I didn't, I did not speak for 24 hours. Yeah. And in the 48 hours, we didn't leave the bed. Yeah. And she was sitting there, she said, I promise to God, I'll work at Taco Bell. I'm so sorry, babe.

You know what you're going to work at Taco Bell? I said, you get 11 bails. I said, dude, thank God, though. I only had, I mean, I had $11,000 is a ton of money. Like, I have, but I only. But I only had that in there specifically because the very next day was the day I was supposed to go pick up my car. I forgot about that. You're supposed to get your brand new car that you were very excited for.

And I already told him I was going to put 10,000 down. And, yeah, it was a whole shit. Oh, my God, dude. I remember that day. I was sick. The next day it was like, it was Ryan's birthday. Yeah. And so we all went out to go eat.

And so I had known about it, but no one else at the dinner knew. Oh, my, yeah, I called Peyton. I literally called Penn. I literally called Penn. I was like, I literally called Penn. I don't know. I've never seen him like that. .

Yeah, I was like, I can't. Bro, I can't, I don't know. No, he was, he was like in a dark room. He was in a dark room and he was like, you know how he gets bags? Yeah, bags were prevalent. Oh, I was a baggy baggy bag. And I was like, have you eaten?

He goes, fuck you. I was like, what? He's like, I have no money to eat. I don't think I can eat anything worth $11,000. Dude. So we went out to like Ryan's birthday dinner the next day. We're all sitting there. It was a good time, you know.

Drinks are flowing. And Kim is literally like just sitting at the table. It's like staring at like the chips. and then live is like sitting next to them like this like just straight like looking at the wall and then she starts going yeah

her lips started getting activated and she took off cries and she leaves and then Ryan whispers to me and he goes are they fighting he's like are they all right what's going on and I go I don't know what's going to happen

that was the only time I've ever been it was like I would have never actually divorced to live for that but dude it was rough Like, that was rough. Because I'm just like, you have to have the... That's bad.

You have to check your... That's the fact you didn't check your bank account. Yeah. I don't care if the shit. It was the president of the United States. Check your bank account. That's a scam that they run on like 90-year-olds. And they have like whole programs to like prevent that from happening to 90s.

They're like offline. Like they're not here. They're like this all day. Yeah. They call grainess like that and there's like, all right, sonny. 11,000. Oh, thank you, Henry. It's like...

She was 24 years old, 25 at the time. Yeah. Check your account. Liv would get scammed by the African email. It's like, hey, I'm the prince of this like thing in Africa. And you have a gold mine in your name. Dude, she got a scam back at Arkansas Tech too. She got scared.

She got hit up saying there was an on-campus job that she had to buy this specific type of paper. And it was like a receptionist job, very low hours. You could do your homework while you were clocked in. And it paid like some, it said like 1,500 a week or something. And I said, Olivia, I said, there's people that are getting degrees right now that aren't going to make $1,500 a week with their degree. Right. And then get that job in that field.

So what she do? She literally, and she went to like staples or something. She bought this specific, like, it was something to do with printing and faxing papers. And then she showed up and they were like, who the hell are you? What are you talking about? So that was a weird scam. She didn't have to give them anything. It's so strange.

I'm kind of like a, you scam. I almost got scammed one time with the gift card scam. Has anybody got the gift card scam before? Oh, learn me. I don't even, I don't really understand what the scam is, but basically they want you to go buy a bunch of like Best Buy and Target gift cards and put a bunch of money on them. Or like, I don't know.

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Oh, one of the biggest heist of all time. No way. Over some Kit Katz? Some Kit Katz. They took all for Kit Katz. Kim. Twelve tons of Kit Katz were stolen. Holy sh-h-12 tons of Kit Katz were stolen.

Who in the hell is the Fat Cat Thief? Who is the Fat Cat Thief? Twelve tons. Yes, I'm going to read this news article. What is that break down? Someone give me the weight of one singular kick cat bar, because that's 24,000. A total of 413, 793 kick cat bars were stolen. 413,000?

Yes. 413,000 kick cat bars were stolen off of a truck, I believe. The vehicle in its contents remain unaccounted for, and investigations are ongoing in close collaboration with local authorities and supply chain partners. So more than 400,000 Kit Kat Chagobars wearing around 12 tons from a truck in Europe. We're stolen. Who the f*** the villain? Like a seventh grader? It's Willie Walker.

He's like just like sitting that shit at school. No, Willie Walker supplies low. Yeah, Willie Walker. He can't feed the opus. He said, oh, shit. He said, he said, stop that truck. He's got to take over the truck. He's top hat and his cane.

He said, yeah, and Kit Kat is mine. He goes, them little umpalupas getting angry, man. He's feeding the streets again. The Oompa Lumpus are fienden. I mean, there was, sit, Kit Katz. See, 400,000 Kit Katz. It's common just drug supply. Willie Wonka was running the streets.

He was supplying all the streets with, with chocolate. Then Kit Kat took over the trap. They came in. They came over, took over his corner. You took over your trap. Yeah. And then Wonka said, nah, f***. Wanka came back.

Umpalumpa's trap. We're getting ready for a heist. I took over, I took 400,000 kick-ca bars. I took 12 tons of your supply, dog. You're not touching my palace. You know how many umpaloas you have to have to take 12 tons? Oh my God, they-Kat-P-Kalas?

You probably had about two legions of umpalupas. That's a lot, that's a f***tone of chocolate. What do you really think about 24,000 pounds of chocolate? That is a lot of chocolate. Well, there's- How much chocolate do they make? I want somebody right now, C.J., can you put up like a graphic on screen of what 400,000 kick-cat bars looks like? Or like, what's an area, we can figure this out later.

What is an area that 400,000 kick cats could cover? Like, yeah, it'd be like a whole, like, that's a lot. I don't, I can't fathom what 12 tons looks like or feels like. Yeah, I can't even have an elephant one ton. Yeah, well, that's just some, they tell you when your kids, like, keep it simple. Like, oh, elephants weigh a ton. Isn't it like, you've never touched one, Mrs. Fitzgerald? What's talking about?

That's actually true because not every elephant. No, I'm saying not every elephant can weigh the same. Exactly. It means it's not true. I didn't know that until just now. I thought that was my metric of a ton, an elephant. I'd be like, oh, it's a ton. You are, you're being dead serious.

No, I swear to God. Like that's, for 27 years on this earth. You thought that if someone said, oh, that's a ton, there's a ton of pallets, there's a ton of bricks. You were like, oh, it's an elephant. Yes, that was my metric. anytime I hear 100 yards it's a football field I thought it was the same thing okay but that's just the fact

and I don't agree with that every football I don't agree with that at all because there's no way I've been to my middle school like you're going to like a high school football stadium like a regular high school football stadium yeah and then you walk in to Jerry World that football field's not the same size

the football field is the same no it's not and same thing with basketball courts it's all the other shit oh it's same thing with basketball courts right 94 feet like I've gone The NBA court is factually larger than high school though. Is it? Yes. I thought it was 94 feet regardless.

No, no, no, no, no. Well, I never made it to that level. Sorry, I didn't know. Yeah, no, but the football field, you don't see the 50 yard line. 45, 40, 41 and a half. You don't see, there's no extra yard on the field. But you can't tell me that it's the same size. It just doesn't look it.

Like, you know what I'm saying. What does that matter if it doesn't lick it? What does it just look it? What does that matter? I'm just saying, like, it's, it's something that's always been on. my mind of like it because the hendrickson hox football stadium can sit maybe 800 human beings jerry world can fit a hundred and eight thousand of course it's not going to look it the same the field is the same the sport's the same shout to hendricks in high school i'm going to be back in austin

oh sorry what is it for the for the ys chino house tour you should know podcast house tour um we're going on tour to austin texas tickets available now us not studios dot com no what is it oh Hawks have died. Rather be fat than fly. I rather be fly than fat. Rather be fly than fat. You wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. So, but this is not the only, there's a lot of chocolate ice going on.

That's so mean, dude, that's so mean. Well, we said that because... Ready to be flying fat. You go, you wouldn't know. Yeah, that is mean. No, I love it. But this is not the only massive chocolate ice to have taken place recently in Europe. What the f***ing in Europe, dog?

Why are they stealing chocolate? There was a British man sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2020. lie of 2003 for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs. What the what do you want with chocolate eggs? Like what do you like no, no, no, walker's the new Griselda. Yeah! Of talk, Walker has a kingpin dynasty in Europe. It's Papa Walker.

He's got his cane, his top egg and he goes, um, Jeffrey, the eggs are out today. Grab them for me. It's, he just hangs up. It's Willie Escobar. He's ready to go to jail. A man went to jail for a year and a half over chocolate eggs. And regardless of that, it's not like you can do anything with $200,000 eggs. That's what I'm saying.

Are you calling every seventh grader that sells snacks in their schools and you're just the plug for chocolate eggs? What do you do with that? Willie Escobar, he has to be. That's what I'm saying. This makes, why are you stealing chocolate? I'm just, because it has an egg. It's not like you can hold on to this forever. It's 400, and it's not like there's not like a limit like on chocolate in Europe.

There's a lot of chocolate in Europe, obviously. Yeah, that's what I was going to go to any store and we're going to be in Europe for the YSK house store. Tickets are available now at ush-o-studios.com. That was beautiful. I just don't understand why are people gonna buy your stolen chocolate eggs? Why are people gonna buy your stolen Wonka Escobar of Ketka? Yeah, it's strange. There's still stores everywhere.

It's strange. What do you do? Are you melting it down? What are they going to build the next chocolate rifle tower? I'm telling you. Are they doing some weird little rehabilitation project? Willie Wongon, he's a second factory. I'm telling the second factory.

He's got that continent on a lot. He's running Europe. He's got his gunners going out and stopping truckloads. Yeah. People are stopping. That's, that's, that's a fast and fury. They have electronics. They said, no, we just want the kids.

I was told truck. I was told when we go to Europe to be careful about like your jewelry, your watches, stuff like that. Now I'm not carrying chocolate on my person. Yeah, because someone just run up on me and take my eggs. Dude. Okay, you just said that and that made me think of this. There's this guy that I think he's freshly new to TikTok.

I'm not going to say black. I don't, he's black, but how'd you know? Because you went like this. Oh, no, I think it was coming out. You know it wasn't. I'm like, he's. Black! It's like a fighting urge.

No, but he does. So, my short. Slow that. You're moving so much. He does, I hope I can say this, but he does like knife tricks. Like, okay, so he does, he like makes shit disappear.

Actually pretty cool. I don't remember his name, I'm sorry. He makes the knives disappear. Like, he does these tricks, and he calls them, like, he's like, to start of the video, he's like, these are three new knife tricks that I've made and I've named them myself, please enjoy. And then he goes to do it,

there's like metal music in the background, and he's just like looking at you intently. He's like, this is called the Corridor. whatever something. It's like, but you literally don't see it. Like very good sleight of hand. And I was just sitting there.

I watched the video and I was like, I was actually cool. I went to the comments. Every single comment was like, you would literally be the king of England if you came here. They said, you would be the greatest villain in England's history because they don't have guns.

And I always forget that. Like, how are we in 2026? Well, now you're getting into some political things. Well, yeah. But I'm saying like, that's wild.

That seems nice. That seems very nice. Yeah, but okay, I have a hot take on that. And like, but I don't, because we're going to England for our YSK House for tickets are available now, Usenost Studios.com. So I don't want to say anything crazy. And then whenever they get there, Menden running me down. Let's say it on stage.

Mend them running me down. Oh, yeah, I will. Now, if I see a shiasty in the crowd in our show, because we're coming to London and Manchester, tickets are available at ushanoosidios.com. And if you come with a shi-stie, I mean, Robbie is. profiling. He said, you're out there. And he goes, it's just coat mend him. He's just bit cold. We pissed in day for a point in it. And look, there's the boys. Can I say this? Okay, so we are going to Manchin. Oh my God. No, let me say this. I got to get this out. We are

going to Manchester and London for our tour coming up. Tickets are available now. I am not excited to go over there. Hot take. Hot take. Oh, boiling hot. I am very excited. I am excited because I get to see James and Fuhad and I get to see my light skin beauty in front of me. Like I'm very excited to see them. Honestly, I'll just take Fuhad, we'll go kick it and y'all can have a little date. Okay, that's fine. I don't think I'm going to get my nutritional needs over there. No, yeah, actually, no, you know, food is shit.

And I'm convinced. There's no, and I was telling James about this. I was telling James about this when we were texting, because we text. Voice notes, to be honest. I mean, his voice sounds great over DMs, by the way. So, he made me sign. India. I was telling him, I was like, hey, I was like, do you have any tips for whenever we go out to your hometown of London, Manchester? And he goes, no, you're going to have a great time.

And I was like, yeah, but the food situation, what do y'all eat? And he goes, we eat the same thing you do. And I go, no the, you don't. You don't. No, you don't, bullocks. Don't they eat, like, beans in the morning? Beans and toast, a bunch of assortments of teas. They don't have, like, ribs, do they? They don't eat ribs. Oh, no. They don't eat burgers over there. Do they have burgers? They probably have burgers, but it's probably, I mean, they definitely have McDonald's. They call it Mackeys. They do. They go Macies.

See, I don't- Fra's Macies in a shake. But the thing about, that makes American burgers so good, is the GMO. Oh my God. The pollution. I want my burgers injected with things that are going to ruin me in 20 years. Yes. I don't care. But in the physical moment, I get a dopamine hit that is unbeatable. Yes. I tend. Jacob Biden, I go, God, I can see everything. I can smell colors. This is incredible.

I am living! Yes, I don't want to go to... Yeah, my tummy hurts later that night. That's fine. You live where your feet are. Yes, I don't want to go to London and feel good after I eat a burger. That's not what burgers are for. It's not.

I'll eat cabbage and pretzels. And I'll walk around and I'll jump on the back of a trolley. And can I say, they don't have sunshine over there. They really... It looks great. It's so scary. Like, it looks like I'm in God. Gotham City and I don't want to go there.

I thought I was the only one. I do not want to walk around at night over there. I know I don't want to walk around. I'm not. Like in New York, it's like, okay, clutch your pearls a little bit, hell of lights. There's LED lights everywhere.

There's signs, all sorts of. You could still see pretty well. I feel like there's not enough dopamine in Manchester or London. I feel like if I walk around in London at night, like Dr. Hyden Jekyll are like coming out from a corner. Like, they're looking like, where are you?

Like, and it's gonna be, dude, I do not. those things with the fish or the teeth, those memes used to be, like the London accent. I feel like those are physical creatures that are kind of come around the corner. The fish people. Yeah, I do not want to be around the shit.

And I just feel like there's a lot, like, does it seem, I don't, sadness. It's, it's sad. I'm naturally depressed. Like, I'm naturally depressed, and I live in a great city. I don't want to go to the gray city

where I got to go there, tube. Oh, I don't have the boys off the tube. That's what you're going to say about us Like I feel like there's no I got my ticket to the boys from the tube Pissing night for a pint in it And we're gonna be like

These aren't This isn't the same species as me Yeah It can't be It can't Like the sun doesn't go to London, does it? No, it's constant night time Yeah, a lot of clouds

A lot of gray Dude I'm so glad you said that I thought I was the only one Yeah but tickets are available now UshanoSudios.com So maybe it will change our mind When you go there We can talk about it in person

When you come to our show me and Manchester, you should know studios.com. What I was going to say about 15 minutes ago, by the way? Yeah, tell me. I forgot. Okay, three days ago, I had to go to the gym early. Remember? Yeah. I had to go or I'd miss the workout.

So I literally forced myself. I'm talking like eyes crusty driving to the gym. Very tired for whatever reason. When I get to the gym, I have to finish my drink before I go in. So I go, let me do them for a little bit. I get to a video of the best, the top five, W.W.E. Returns of all time. Oh, yeah. Oh, those are the best videos ever, the best pops.

They're the best pops. They're the best videos. Okay. So it goes through. It was the edge one at the Royal Rumble. Yeah, like 2020 or something. It was a John Sina. Yeah, it was the Roman Reigns. It was the Brock Lesner against John. Okay. And I forgot what the last one is. But then all of a sudden, I'm sitting there. I'm just like, man, I look up in my rear view. I am crying. I am a grown man, full blown Tears are coming down my cheek from both eyeballs. I was crying and I literally out loud went What the f*** is wrong with me? No I swear to go

Watching WWU returns like the like war veterans coming back home? It's crazy Like that is oh my god, I love me some WWE. I mean you obviously I have I have gotten goosebumps. I would never cry publicly over John Cena coming back at money in the bank. It was the Brock one that did it for me. No, crying for Brock, Lizard's crazy. No, because it was a buildup. It was the edge one, it was the John, and then that Brock, he said,

and I literally looked up, I was like, full-blown tears coming down my eye. And the way you just said, like the soldiers coming home, that was the exact feeling. No, it's disrespectful to our men and women overseas. No, every time I watch those videos, I cry too. Yeah. every single time.

But, okay, well, was it a sad thing? I don't, dude, I was a mess. I don't know what happened. Like, I was going through something. I was clearly tired. I probably didn't want to be at the gym. That sound of Brock Lesnar returning, the look on John Cena's face, the emotions of the people that were there.

Like, it's like I felt good that they all got to feel good in that moment. A lot of things that made you great are gone. That's such a simple but hurtful sentence. A lot of the things that made you great. Greater God. My God. Dude, that is so simple but good. That's so mean.

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United Airlines has created a new way of flying. Have you seen it? So basically, they have created the laydown row. What? So, you know how you can, you normally, you know the great part about flying is when you get to your seat and then no one sits in those two seats next to you? And you're like, oh, I got the whole row to myself.

Yes. Well, now there's an option to just have the whole row. But instead of it being individual seats, it comes up to where it transforms into a bed kind of situation when you can lay on. And they just rolled these out. This is a real thing. United Airlines has talked about it. Happening right now. Happening right now on certain amount of their air buses.

So is it so that, okay, so it's still three seats. Yes. But if you elect the option to have the laydown. Yes. Then it becomes like a bench thing. It goes up like this and you can just lay on it. You get blanket service at all. It's really nice.

On United? And can I say this? I don't know if I would want that. Why? Because I don't like being sideways on planes. I don't like being sideways in many things in life. I don't like, it's not fun. Sideways is my hips.

Well, your hips are that of an 80-year-old woman that's still trying to give birth. Yeah. I mean, just dust and shouldn't happen. But like, I don't think that as cool and as innovative as that is, I don't think I would want to do it. I don't think, yeah, I mean, I don't know, like, I think people just underestimate. Even if my, first off, if you're on the window side, yes, the shit's not a straight wall. It's literally like this. Yes, it's curved.

So I'm like this. I'd be like that with my feet up. Yes, thank you. And that's not comfy. Now, if I'm on the aisle side, you have no back support. What am I just gonna fall back? Thank you, and no one's thinking about that. Like, yes, you can lay down, there's more like,

there's these recliner systems almost, like come up and you can lay down on it. But what's your back going on? Unless you're a small person, you can just lay down flat on that. That's not comfortable. You have a terrible back. Oh, I got a curvature in my back. But what, okay, that curves.

Well, good morning. Is this a, why do you think they did this though? Why do you think they made it? Because I think a lot of people want that. A lot of people are like, oh, yes, I get the whole, Oh, what's the, okay, but what's the premium? I don't know. I haven't found any price about it yet,

because I don't think they've rolled that out yet. But it can't, do you think it should be more or less expensive than a first class? It has to be less expensive. It has to be, right? It has to, if... Is it, do you know? If the bench seat fold away system

that you're still sitting at 24D, you just get to prop your feet up, is more expensive than a first class ticket. Because a lot of the first class premiums you get to get on the plane early, which I don't get the excitement about that. I don't either. And you get the free alcohol, you get the food, you get the snacks,

you get the two free checked bags. Now, if I'm paying more for the whole laydown and I don't get the extra snacks, the food, or the alcohol, and the early boarding, then what's the point? That's stupid. No, that's stupid. That is very, bro, I'm thinking, okay, hear me out. I actually, I was talking to somebody.

I actually said this about maybe like two, three weeks ago. I think with what Elon is doing with Tesla, How we're starting to get to the, like, completely autonomous taxis, right? Yes. He rolled out in Austin and shit. I said, I think. We're going to Austin for our tour, by the way. We are going to Osseedios.com.

I said, I don't think it'll be too long till stuff like that hits aviation. Now, what I mean, what I mean. No. I am never autop-no-no-no-you-get-on-plained with, from Tesla, from Elon. I don't care who is from. You have a cyber-stroke and you have-a-all-all-all-all-all-all-all-it. Take the name out of it. If you, would you, would you get it?

get on a fully autonomous plane. It is proven. It's certified for safety. They've done test flights, but there is not a single staff on board. There's not a singular staff on board. The people that come down to give you the drinks and the little pretzels and the little garden salsa sunnies. No. Robot. Let me tell you. People up in the flight. There's no one there. It's just a robot plane. In no world would I get on a plane that has no pilot? Really? Why would you? Why would you? Why Why would you? You get, you have done a full self-driving. I'm on the ground.

I'm on the ground and I can take over whenever. Stuff can still be fatal. Listen, no, no, no. Listen, no. Listen, no. There's so, I would, not ask, I would venture. There's so much more corrective technology in a plane than there's in a car. Can I say this though?

When I'm in my self-driving truck, if I don't want it to self-drive anymore, I just take over. If I'm 57,000 feet in the air, I mean, that's not, that's not a commercial flight. In a flight, you are. out of the atmosphere. Like that is a, that's a significant way up. And the plane is flying itself, and I'm starting to get a little panics, I'm getting a little scared zies.

Oh, but that's you, that's not the plane. But that's you, that's not the plane. Or if there's not, not even just me, if there's not a person in there that could take over when something goes wrong, gets insane work. Who would ever get on that? Like, I understand if there's a pilot on board,

but it's still fully autonomous, right? It's still fully autonomous, but they got a backup guy. Okay, I hear that. That might, because that's what they do with autopilot anyway. I hear that, but. That's not good.

Don't you fly my . But hear me out. Have you seen the, what's the movie with Tom Hanks? He lands on the Hudson. What is that called? Free Willy. Sully, Sully. So, free willy?

Sully, when the birds hit their engines, they start going down. The guy, his co-pilot, literally has to go through this manual. It says if you don't have this, hit that. So I'm saying that's not too far-fetched to have an AI agent that is built into the plane that if this happens, You're checking this. If this light goes on, you go to the... Who's checking it? Me?

The AI. That's what AI is already. No, Kim. Dude, my AI, Ms. Anubis is stupid. Mr. Nubis is stupid. Mr. Nubis is dumb now. She's told me the most... I asked her what...

You were Mr. Nufus. Well, we call each other that. Oh, God. I asked her what time it was. She told me it was like 2 p.m. It was 7.30 at night. Like, the bitch is dumb. And you think I want Mr. Nubis to fly me 70,000 feet in there?

She could never be a pilot. She can never be a pilot. There's way bigger and better. So you would get on a plane that flies itself fully autonomous with no pilot on board. Now, it would definitely have to be like years, years, years in the future. Like, okay, I'll say this. No way. I would get on it once I have a personal record in my life of someone else getting on.

You won't even get on a Waymo. No, I'd get in a Waymo. You could have and you said no. Because, K. Robin Pierce got in it. I saw how it went. Now I can get on a Waymo. I would never do that. Granted they almost hit a person.

But there's not too much foot traffic in the sky, P. Are you nuts? Have you ever seen the sky with no clouds? You think there's more traffic for plane? Traffic for planes than there is cars. I live by the airport, so yeah. In the sky, you jack wagon, not when they're on the wheels. They're in the sky, they're just not high.

I see, dude, I see it. No, there's so many times. Yes. Yes, there's so many times I look out my window up at the sky and I see helicopters, commercial flights, private flights, like intersecting. Kim, look how many flights go out of day internationally? Millions. No, sir.

No, sir. Yes, there is. Millions. Millions of people. You think there's... Okay, I want you to think about this. I want you to think about this. From the time, a runway, a bird takes off.

A plane? Yes, a plane takes off. And that runway gets cleared for someone else to land. And then that plane, everything. What do you think the time is? For just one. So say, for example, where'd they come from? For A36.

For A36's plane to leave to its destination, another one to land, terminal all the way to that, and then clean that plane, and then another one. Just one plane? Just one. One terminal? Yeah. Probably 10 minutes. 30 minutes.

Sometimes they double park. Payton, it's 20 minutes. It is 20 minutes when I see the people walk off the plane before I'm even on that plane. That's different. There's because there's rules and restrictions They got to check and refuel Then why did tell me 10 minutes? You're saying by the time it gets there

No, I'm saying from just from gate A36 This plane takes off What does that matter when there's a thousand terminals In one airport? And that's one airport. We have seven airports in our city. We have two big ones We have two big ones

And there's nowhere near a thousand gates. Kim, there's like a thousand airlines in DFW. Private stuff like that. There's thousands of them. everywhere. There was one by the studio we were looking at. It was called like, I don't want to say it, but it was like, it had like two choppers in there. There's millions of flights going out daily. There's not millions of flights going out daily.

We need a fact check on that. Because you don't know either. Don't you say I didn't know you didn't? You don't know either. I am betting my. It's not seven digits? Oh, speaking of flights. A million? This episode is brought to you by Warby Parker.

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It's a big tarp that's set on fire with a bread basket on it. Have you ever seen how thick they are? First off, they're lying. I don't think that's a balloon. Like, they're not, like, that's not the set, that's not latex.

That's not a balloon. I'm allergic to latex. That is literally, like, that's some shit that could, like, sail the black sea or whatever. Careful. Okay. That is a mad.

It is a, it is a, it is a, TARP is a perfect word. It is huge. Yeah, okay, I don't understand this. Just you're blowing hot air in it. That's what I'm saying. How the hell do hot air balloons work? Because all it is, just think how simple this science is.

It is a basket, right? A basket. It's a bread basket. That can hold five humans in it. And then all it's got is a big ass of it on top of it. And you just flick the fireplace on, and then there's a balloon on top of it. And if you set fire to the balloon, you're up in the end.

Hallelujah. We're off. It makes no sense. Let's go pick up the groceries. Oh, and then you throw in there's controls up there? You can control a hot air balloon? Oh, there's people hitting cutting off the gas, turning it back on. There's steering wheels and hot air balloons?

I don't know about a whole steering wheel, but I know there's levers for the gas, the fire. They go, oh, a little too high. Let's drop it down. Oh, no problem, Craig. I didn't know there was pilots. He goes, all right, we're good. Get back to cruising altitude. Wait, how do you land a hot air balloon?

Cut the heat off. Nobody making a cold air balloon. How do you not just plum it? I don't know. I'm with you on this one. I'm with you on this one. We need to be educated. We need to look it up.

Okay, I'm going to pull up a picture of a hot air balloon. CJ put this on the screen. We need to pull it up. Hot air balloon. I've never understood it and I honestly don't. Because somebody made a TikTok how we don't Google things. And I'm going to Google it right now. Oh, fuck you.

That's a big balloon. Oh, they're massive. Okay, I just found one. See, I'm going to send this to you. This picture literally has at least 15 people on this hot air balloon. and the strings are this thin. Yeah, like, get out of here. I don't understand, first of all,

I don't understand the takeoff because where is the balloon whenever you take off? Okay, it's on the ground. Because this is, I want to work this out before you something. They have it sitting off to the side like a bonnet. It's like in the back right there. Oh, blow me dry. So there's a balloon sitting on the ground, on the grass, right?

Everybody's in the basket. A guy turns on a lamp, and then the air balloon just knows to come over here? It starts to fill up. How if it's over there, if the heat is right here and the balloons over here. Because there's an opening. There's an opening like that. Opening on what?

To where the heat goes into the balloon. But if the balloons over here, if the heat's here and the balloon's here, how the hell is the balloon getting up here and then going up? I'm saying how do we get the balloon erect? Think about like a regular balloon. You know how there's a little blowhole? But the heat is here and the balloon is here. Payton, it's not leaving though.

It's going into the balloon. No, there's space. It's not connected. It's not like this. It's like this. But there's no things here can... Sorry, there's no thing connecting it here to here. The balloon is connecting it.

It's its own thing. When you're in a fucking hot air balloon, when you're in a fucking hot air balloon, you're not encompassed in the balloon. There's space in between. You can go like this, and you're not in the balloon, you can see out. Okay.

So how can you... That's from the basket. Listen. Listen, we're taking off in the basket. Basket. There's some air. You can go a couple of these. You can get some hair.

scissors, right? Then there's an opening to the balloon. Where's the balloon? The balloon is above you. When we're on the ground, it's off to the side. You're not getting it. You're not getting it. So if the balloon is... Oh my god, give me a... Give me a... Give me a... Give me the... Give it to me. A different whiteboard. Yes. Give me a different whiteboard.

Oh my god. Why is it so hard? No, you. Why is it so hard? No, no. No, no. No. Give me that marker. Give you that marker. Give you that marker. No, but you're going to explain it because you looked it up. I want to give you my thought. I did not look it up.

I see it on your phone. This is just talking about why. It says warm air is less dense and it caused it to rise. Okay, let me just give you mine. Let me give you mine and then you can, because you're probably going to be, you probably look it up because you have useless knowledge. You're useful time.

You're probably going to do some dumb shit that makes you sound right for two seconds. It's not. It's not. You're going to leave the conversation. That's what you're going to do. Listen, listen. You're going to see no balloon. Balloon makes no air.

You're wrong. Hey! And then you're gonna go next time. Can you try to eight mile me? Look, this is how hot air balloons work when they're filled up, right? They got the big balloon, that's the balloon, right? There's tethers here.

Yes. With the basket, right? Yes. And there's people. All this is open space, right? Yes. There's nothing connecting the heat to the balloon. It's open space, right?

So if you're, now we're gonna take it back to step one, level one, right? There are people in the back. There's people in the basket, right? Yes. The heater is right here with the flames. Yes. The balloon is down here.

How the hell does that fill up? If the heat is coming up here and not filling the balloon. Give me the board. Give it to me now. This, everything you said was right. And that is why I am baffled that you can't understand this. Okay? This is your precious little basket.

little basket. That's your basket. You got people. Boom, boom, boom. Okay? You got the little tethers. Here's the opening. Right. I zoned out. What part are we at? I did it. Basket. People. Yeah. Open space. This is your heater, right? Yes. Show the flame. So, so look. Show the flames. Okay. So, here's the flame. There for you, Bubba. So if we're already in the sky, the balloon is like this, right? It's already nice to know. Oh, I think I just did that. Okay. Right? So, we're not in. So we're not in the sky. So, so. We're not in the flame. So, but we're not the sky yet, kids. Nope.

So our balloon is hanging off to the side like a big old bonnet, right? No, that's wrong though, because in the regular pictures, the flame is not connected to the balloon. How do you think the flame gets in the balloon? That's what I'm saying. I'm not understanding the middle part. There's no... This is all a balloon! When they cut the heater on.

on when they cut the heater on they cut the flame on it's gonna start it's like it's literally like a balloon have you never seen a balloon being blown up it's different because in a regular balloon that's mouth to tip you know all about that take take the regular balloon take i want you to answer me this yes balloon take the regular balloon take it off your lips okay so i go like this and i get it will work if it's something as strong as strong as hot air supposedly is to these balloons. It's on the ground, is what I'm saying. How if the thing is... So the flame starts sideways too.

Peyton, I'm done. I don't really care anyway. I'm never gonna a higher balloon. That's white people sh**. You're never seen a black dude. Hey, Darry, are you ever going on a hot air balloon? Told you. You ain't never gonna see a black dude on a hot air balloon.

You're never gonna see it. Never gonna see it. You'll never see that. Close your eyes and imagine it. You can't. It's like trying to imagine a dragon. You will never imagine dragons. Now pick me.

I forgot the other songs. I feel it in my bones, enough to make my sister moan. Oh. Is that not the, is it? No, boy. We're not making sisters moan. That's not the words? No.

Wait, hold on, let me sing it again. I feel it in my bones. enough to make my sister moan because I was thinking as a twin sister like telepathy like it pains you know when your twin feels pain they can feel it welcome to the new age wait what is that what's the other big song I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan welcome to the new age to the new age welcome to the new age oh whoa oh oh wow Wait, what's the words? No, but speaking-

Does that make sense, though? Enough to make my sister moan? No, Bubba. It doesn't. Grown. Grown? Not really. I'm not talking about a sister in the song.

Enough to make my sister moan. Enough to make my system blow. Welcome to the, that's right. I think it might be from Arkansas. I think he's making a sister moan. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Whoa!

I'm radioactive! Speaking to be in black, I have a quick... What? Speaking of being black, we're talking about black people will never get in the hot air blue. You're not black. Well, I know I'm not, but I'm saying speaking about people being black. Would you want to be? I want to be black.

In certain situations, right? I want to be myself. I like being Cameron Michael Kennedy. Oh, that's called... That's called giving up. That's called giving up. No, but bringing up the... Now this, now it might not be about speaking about being black,

but I saw you the other day, and for the first... And for the first time in about, I don't know, four years I saw you had a wife beater on underneath your shirt. It's called a tank top. You had a tank top on underneath your shirt. Yeah, so? Now we've discussed this way back in time, like in college. Like I'm pulling up like a 10 year old conversation. I'm bringing it to the air, right?

Okay. What is the purpose of the beater? What is the purpose of the tank top? Why do we wear it? Do we wear them? Who's we? I thought it was... Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie.

I went through a face 100% warm to fit in with my brothers. So you're saying black people only wear tank tops under their shirts? No, no, and it's really not, because I see a lot of fellow Caucasians wear them as well. A lot of Caucasians get corn roast. Yeah, well, yeah, that doesn't make it right. But I'm saying genuinely, why do we wear them under the shirt? It's a cleanliness thing. Never would have guessed that.

It's a... How does that make you more cleanliness? you more cleanliness. It's because you're separating your skin from your nice garments. Like right? So that's for like sweat protection and like deodorate and all that. Yeah, you sweat like a sweat like a little pigly wiggily. I sweat like a stuck little pig. Sorry, that might be a bit much. And I'm sitting there sweat trying to get back to my mama. That's me. Why don't people watch this? I don't know, I'm sorry. But so it's cleanliness. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Because that's like with y'all, y'all wear, y'all just wear your feet out and like, you know what I mean? Like yesterday at the gym, this dude had no shoes, no socks, just walking around. That's some y'all people's. He did and he was of our kilt. He's never seen a tank top. No, no, no. Never seen a tank top. He's watched every anime there ever been. Yeah. How, dude, you know that that's what they say? Is one of the biggest uniters? Through cultures is anime? Anime. Yeah. I don't really watch them. I used to watch anime only when I, like, when I used to like, when I used to like, And I was never a big smoker, but I used to smoke just sometimes. Yeah. Just a little bit here and there. Yeah, when I used to smoke that gas.

When I used to, it's like, I never used to be a big smoker, really. Dude, but when I would hit that absolute Reggie and that white cream puff owl print roll-up thing, you go super specific. But I used to smoke that gas. Oh, yeah, when I used to smoke that gas. I think the first time I ever smoked it was shake. I don't think that thing was terrible. Not, bro.

No, Cam definitely bought a gram for like $40. Are you sure, Tyrese? Really? That's it, $40? I said, dude, where can I send the tip? You're like, where's your iPad? Flip the iPad and I'll tip you. I'll tip you. I'll tip right now.

Come on, honestly. You're doing me a favor. Tell me where you got this from. I can just go to him next time. There's no need to make you make a trip, brother. There's no hell. You know what? Here's fine for gas.

Appreciate it, man. Can you roll it for me? No, you got somebody to roll. No, I'm not going to lie one time. I don't want to say this on the free. I'll say on Patreon. Yeah. Wow. Funny. Wow. Nice. What I tell you said. Smoked that guy. Um, can I get into something real quick and we can get out of here. Go for it, AJ Lee.

I'm not gonna lie. What size shirt is that dog? I've been looking at the whole episode. I've been looking at the whole episode. What size shirt is that? It's an X.L. Okay. That's that that unisex X.L. Light it up. Is that her song? No, I'm just singing it because I feel like it. I don't really know A.G. Lee's song from being honest. honest. Like it's not it's not like it's not like ingrained like other ones. I'm going to WrestleMania by the way. Now what did you think I was singing? That was a theme song of who? Who is it? I tried to do the great collie and you started getting sexy. I'm not going to lie vintage great call he could get it. Dude he was he was he was hot and he had like pretty solid English

like he was good at his job at being a professional. No he wasn't. He was good. Great Colleen. The Great Collie. You don't think that he brought the Punjabi prison match to the WW. Yeah. You don't think he was good? No, I'm saying, but like, he crushed Ray Mysterio's skull. Dude, that ruined me.

He opened the turn buckle up, and, like, that was the first time I ever seen an exposed turnbuckle. You're like, what is that? I said, oh, my God, there's so much more to this game. I don't know. Yeah.

God, it's incredible. But, um, no, who you're... Poor Hornshwogel, man. They left this under the ring. That's so unfortunate. That's so disrespectful.

I want to see what is under a ring. And you can easily look that up. I mean, it's, like, back in like 2007 when we watch WW, yeah, like it's like, oh, I wonder what's under there. Like, but now everything is, you can find everything. Just the blissfulness of a child. Dude, if Tommy Invincible doesn't come out night one of WrestleMania because that's the one I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to be real upset. You think Tommy Invincible is coming out at WrestleMania? Yeah.

Is there rumors? No. Oh. No, but I do know somebody that's coming back. Hmm. And that's not public knowledge? No. Mm-hmm.

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Speaking of things as a kid, can I talk about some questions I had as a child that I still need answered today as an adult? Oh my God. Like, do you ever have those things? Like, it's like as a child, I always wanted to know how this certain thing worked or what this thing was, and even now as a 27 year old,

I still don't know it. Oh, God. Well, I actually hit something that people called adulthood, and I understood and answered a lot of those. You might have skipped that part, but I'm here with you. Okay, well, maybe you can answer this for me. As an adult, I still want to know who the dealer was

and dealer no deal. Who the guy is in that upper tower that was silhouetted out? Who was that guy? You know how do you have so much money? Do you know what I'm saying? that's a good question that is such a good question

that is not where I thought you were going like he was sitting up there oh that guy wasn't doing a thing that guy I mean you want an honest sad answer that's probably that is probably the lowest paid person in that entire show

he literally just sitting there behind the screen that gave him a silhouette he didn't do he didn't make a single call he didn't do anything his whole job oh my God what if it was an animatronic because they didn't want to pay somebody to sit there

so they just had an animatronic that would just move. Oh my God. Oh my God, because he kind of did make the same emotes all the time. And they had like 12 scenes. Emoting. What did he used to do? A lot of head.

A lot of rocking. And like, why are we just allowing, if he really is the dealer? Yeah. First off, he has mob ties, clearly.

He has so much money. Of course. Second off, why is he allowing people to just come in get buddy buddy with Howie Mandel and then have a chance to steal his money? Yeah. Like,

there's no repercussions. They're doing nothing to earn that. No. They're just like, oh, what's up, Powie? Million dollars. Yeah, let's go for it right there, case 22. We all thought he was black, right, though? The dealer?

Yeah. 100%. Yeah, I thought. I think it was just the big and the bald for me as a child. Yeah, it's every... That might be insensitive, but... It's every character that you don't have 100% confirmation of their identity. They're black.

Really? Yeah. No. No, they're not. Like, like, blues clues, the dog? Black dog. That's a black dog. You would think...

Barney, I already said this. Black man. Barney is not black. I never... Barney lived by Sarah. I... What? Barney lived by my girlfriend.

I'm gonna say it again. What? The real Barney? The real Barney. Barney was filmed in Dallas. Like the original show. What? I didn't even know.

We're the proud owners and right holders of Barney? Yes. It was filmed in Dallas. That's why Selina Gomez, all of them that are on Barney, are from Dallas. Selina Gomez is from Dallas?

Yes. Selina Gomez is from Dallas, bro. I'm learning so much about my city. The Jonas brothers lived in Dallas for like most of their childhood. The Jonas brothers are from Dallas? Yes. Where do they live? I don't know.

I think like northern Dallas. Wow. Because I was talking to Frankie and he was saying that. And I was like, oh, wow, I didn't know that. Holy shit. So, yeah. Dallas is lit. So Barney lived by my girlfriend as a kid.

That's strange. And she said he was a black guy. She was like, he was a black guy. That's why. I never would have thought Barney was black. Now, Nala, you know, she's black. Nala was black. Why?

Because she was in Africa? Probably should have chilled out on the word you know, but yeah, she was an African princess. I'm assuming she's black. Yeah. They didn't say we were down in South Africa. I think, I just think a lot of the characters that I, maybe as me because we didn't have representation. I've said this before. But I had to put them as black people.

Like, Dario knows. Oh, no, there's some Power Rangers that were black. All of them are black. You ain't a white boy moving like that. Power Rangers. Oh, Teenage Mutra Ninja Turtles. I know, I understand their turtles, but if they wear humans, black. Yeah, their names alone.

Oh, their names are more like Grecian. Their names are kind of from the Mediterranean. Is it, Michelangelo? Michelangelo. That's a black man. And Leonardo. Leonardo might be white. Leonardo is very much like Italian.

He definitely wears cashmere garments. Leonardo sounds like the name of someone that can absolutely swoop your way from you. Dude, I have some. Leonardo? Yeah. I would let Leonardo's Caprio hit.

Time out. Leonardo's an incredible name. It's so sexy. How might name my kid, Leonardo? Peyton, my name's Cameron. No, you have a shit name. Can I say that? There's no goat.

Can I say you come from like the most like nuclear family name of all time? What do you mean? Mike. Lisa. Cam. Like it's like that's, that's pretty white. See, you at least have a goat.

You have multiple goats that have your name. Like Peyton. Peyton Manning. Who's the other one? Peyton. Isn't there that? Pritcher? Peyton Pritcher got that ball on a screen.

He was not a goat. Cammer. I got Cam Newton, but his name's actually Cam. Or is it Cameron Newton? Okay, back to the kid thing. Back to the kid thing. Sorry. I thought you were going completely different route.

No. You went, what you said that, that's hilarious. Like I'm saying, questions you had as a kid that still aren't answered. Do you have any? This technically still fits that agenda. I always thought, as a kid, if I went to the store but didn't buy anything, do they think I'm stealing? I always thought that.

Wow. Is that not sound logic? Yes, that is true, but it depends. Is it a grocery store or a store? Grocery store. Wow, no, no, no, because grocery store is big enough. They will forget about me. Okay, I mean, anything.

Clothing store, yeah. Clothing store or anything. I used to think they would think I was broke, which I was. I used to think they thought I was stealing. Because I might go and be like, dude, I totally want that Yu-Gi-o shirt. I go up to the Yu-Gi-o shirt, it's $20. I'm eight years old. I have $0.

And I go, mm, that won't work. And I walk out and they go, what's that little thief doing? Wow, no, I've never had that. See, to this day, that's never been answered. Because I, like, that can still happen. If you, because my thing is, why are you walking in the store? You walked into the store with purpose. You walked into the store for a reason.

Yeah. Now, that's not always true. You can walk to a store to window shop. Yeah, but you're not, exactly. You're not required. You're not required to buy something. I'm so glad Dary L is here now. God.

Okay, do you have another one? What's another one? Oh, yeah. How the f*** did the Fushigi work? I still, dude, the magical Fushigi. I wanted that so bad. I never understood it. A little Fushigi.

Oh, that's from Star Wars. Yeah, I don't know what that was. What the f-fool-sheiki? You ever see like a... What was that? Like, what was that? Fushiki. Fushiki.

What is that? Fushiki. What are you talking about? Oh my God. You don't know that from... Is that Jar Jar Jar? No, that's not Jar Jar. That's not the, oh, it's the little people in Star Wars, they go,

Fushiki. You never. Are they saying Fushiki? I don't know if they're saying Fushigi, but it's. The little bears? No, not the, not the Ewoks. The Ewarks don't say that. It's the little sand people.

Careful. Wow. I'm about to shit my fos of my pants. I'm about to poop right here. You can't say the sun. sand people in the big 26th. That movie came out in the 70s. You can't say it.

I'm going to fool myself. Dude, I can't, you can't make me laugh again. Like a fooshiki. I don't know. Oh, my God.

It's a little, because I can't remember of the name of their kind. Nah, dog. No, they're seriously, it's, um,

I'm gonna say, here I'm gonna look it up. Yes, enter in small people. We need like a producer. Like on a, on a thing that you can pop up. Yes, dude.

It's, oh my God. But the reason I'm, laughing so hard because that just came out like subconsciously. I know we're talking about the ball. Based on the search results, there's no direct connection between Fushigi. I contact juggling ball toy in Star Wars. Okay, no, you can't put connection between Fushigi and Star Wars. I'm gonna say Fushigi people. Say no, stop saying Fushigi. Say little sand people in Star Wars. Java. Is it Jawa? Dallas. Jawa, yes. They didn't say it. Then they go, wait, wait, wait, wait, but there's a

little race of people in there that they're like, saying it like that. Oh, it's galaxies combined, dog. It's not America and North America and Brazil. It's galaxy. Yeah, but the way you just... You have a human man making love to like a synopede-looking woman. It's Star Wars.

You hop in a car and you go light speed and you're in a different planet, a different system. That's who you look like. Who? Jabba the hut. I did not look like Java the hut in the slightest, you from men and black. You just find me the in the inlet? No.

No, I did not. I said you, my God. Why did you call me that? CJ, whenever he calls me cricket, just mute it and it will sound like he said it. All right, I have one more, dude. The one that I believe for the longest, and I don't know why, but if you swallowed bubble gum, it would stay in your stomach for seven years. I believe that. You have some white people folktales. Like, no one, we never... That's white? Yes, I swallowed gum like a bandit. Are you crazy? I was swallowing gun.

Why were you swallowing gum? I want the birds to eat it. Because the Disney Pass it on Or whatever it's called Whenever they get green Disney And they had all the Disney cast singing Like we are the world

Like Michael Jackson And I was like I'm not littering a day in my life So I swallowed that I took one for the team Dude I have Michael Jackson's greatest 20 hits in music video form On a DVD at my house

Really? Yes I used to watch that with my father Nice We also have ACDC live at Donington From the 90s in England And Blue Man Group when they went on their North American tour.

Never was a fan of the Blue Man group. They always kind of creep me out. They gave black energy too. I think they're actually confirmed white. And those are obvious whites. Because you can see them. But they're blue. You can see their facial features.

That's true. Yeah. Like you can paint you blue. I'm not in last time. Like you know what I mean? It's like, look at Pierce. Paint him blue. White as white as.

Oh, yeah, God. Oh, you paint Pierce blue. Woo. He goes, paint me blue because I'm back the blue. Yeah, he goes, you paint me blue. You make sure throw a couple of straps and stars on there too. Oh my God. All right.

Well, that was fun. Good episode. We're on tour. What a absolute madness of an episode. I cannot believe you don't know what I'm talking about when I say fooshigi. Fushiki. I will find that for you. I bet find your loving.

Ooh. Talk to me, Dad. Something just in case. I don't believe you said it earlier. I might have missed it though. But the pre-sale and. The tour merch is available right now as well, just in case. The pre-sale?

I'm saying, because it's like... Tickets are live, bud. Tickets are live, yeah, but I'm saying... Pre-sale of what? I don't know. I meant kind of like, like, it's not obviously... No, it's on sale. No, no, no, but people just let me finish.

People think tour merch, they've got to get it at the shows. I'm saying you can get that now. That's not called pre-sell. It's online. It's online. It's online. It's available online. Merch is available now.

Yeah, it's available now. Merch is available right now. There's the picture. There's the picture. He already snapped before me. I better find your loving. I better find your heart. My sister moan.

What did you say? I feel it in my bones. Enough to make my sister moan. Oh, she got a big butt. Got a big butt. Got a big butt. I want some. Appreciate you coming back to episode 2.11.

That is absolutely. I never understood that. No one's ever going to see that. The Whitaker's? They're like, they're like, Ah, gong. He said, Ray, you went to high school here?

Didn't they bury old boy in the backyard? Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, talk about growing plants in that grass. Holy shit. Oh. You'd have a stock of celery that comes out with arms. Dude, why didn't my mom watch that? That celery would come out like this.

That'd be plants versus zombies for real. The Whitakers definitely didn't have HOA, did they? Oh, because I looked inside that house like, oh no, yeah. That's built that. That would be built. They inherited that through 200 years. Yeah, but how did the... Speaking of England, because we're going to UK and Manchester.

Wait, they're English? Uschinoos Studios.com. No, I'm just saying that, isn't like the king and the queen? Isn't like all that, the royal family? Isn't that a lot of... Now, that all gets a little messy for me, right? I don't know. Because if so, Princess Diana was bad.

You know what I'm saying? Rest and peace. But if that's what it brings you. Dirty Diana. No. I don't know if that guy. can stay because that's illegal right. CJ looks like he's cronking.

I think is, is that, is that an actual law? Yeah, you can't do that. You can't. Now hear me out. No, no, not hear me out for it. It's crazy. No, in it. Hear me out.

No, hear me out. This is wild. You got to mute that word, right? No, we're going to end it here. Like, please God, don't keep this in either, but I'm saying. No, then let's just end it. And then you can say it after. Okay, that's fair.

All right, everybody, I appreciate you coming back to episode 211. No one in the history on that talk is crazy. No one in the history of the world is going to hear what we just talked about, but you are going to hear and see. That whole thing's in. What? That whole thing we just said is in. It's just muted on the word.

Not on Patreon. Never mind. Good morning to you. But you will hear and you will see us on tour tickets available right now. You should know studios.com. That link is in the description. Another link that is in the description for all other things you should know is the koala club, our very own Patreon.

We have a massive community over there. loves it and it keeps growing by the day by the month and by the year we love y'all and we love our patreon confuse the casuals get your good karma this week's secret code come on come on come on s why yeah s scam your sister i was i was going more the route of see you soon but scam your sister works whatever it's all for up interpretation soon interpillation remember one-night-toned-clobbers, don't make home to Christmas, and we'll see you on tour. Also, Pierce's last Patreon exclusive as a full-time worker is this Wednesday. It's very true. Go to the day trying to watch it. There might be some tears, folks. I'm not going to

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