You Should Know Podcast - THE MORNING ROUTINE CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

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Hey, everybody, welcome back to you should know podcast, episode 188. Happy Halloween, YSK, Halloween special. We are not cutting to the fourth cam yet because you are not able to see. their costumes until the episode starts and I promise you you're not going to want to miss this. We have some crazy costumes. This is going to be the best YSK Halloween special we have ever done. But if you are new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see that subscribe wasn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look even more below than you see the comment section, it's fulfilled with your name, guess what, even more on going to fill that out,

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Happy Halloween. Let's get spooky on to the rest of the episode. We got co-host cam back in the studio. Now, I haven't seen his costume yet, so he's about to come in. I don't know where he's at. I got to, I gotta, I'm not looking until he gets into this camera. Come on, where are you at? It's clover!

I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, it's actually... It's clover in time! No, I don't like it. Oh!

We got... I don't know which one's my middle. I have four. It'll be that one. This one. We got co-host camp back in the studio. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay.

Yeah, you're having fun. How you doing? Good. No, that is terrifying. You gotta bring that mic close to you. I don't know if that can stay on the whole episode. Stay on the whole episode because your voice. Oh, oh, it can't.

Oh, it's, hey, right here, it can't. Can't happen. But you should keep it in, or you should keep it on right now as we introduce our fourth camera. The audience hasn't seen them yet. Introducing first, we got Barney is here. Barney's absolutely deflating.

It looks like Barney on like acid. Party party took a Molly and he is melted and then and then we got mr. America himself NASCAR loving heart beard we got mr. America I don't give a piss about nothing but the tie I don't give a piss about nothing but the time Blitz, bama blitz! Don't look at me. It's clover in time! Oh!

You're quick head movements are... I'm terrified. They're terrifying. Oh! And then we got... Now... Now explain to me, Robbie, what you're, they can't hear you.

So explain to me what you are. I'm officially a leaf blower. It's actually could. Where did you get real leaves? Outside, I look crazy picking them up. We got a leaf blower. All right, Kim, you can take off your helmet. Are you sure?

Yes. So we keep getting in my head. You can take. One more thing before I go. Okay. What? Do you happen to know what time it is? Do I know what time is?

Yeah. What time is it? It's clamor again! Oh! Ah! Yeah, you big Rocky, my nut. Okay. Take it up.

Oh. Oh, no. That you know, it's okay. Oh, you really hit my knife. I know, I'm so sorry. I can't see too good. Here, I got you. How do you feel, Cam?

Oh, a lot of shit is good. Happy Halloween. Oh, happy Halloween. Now. Oh, my God, he's inflated. What the fucking happened? Barney's erected again. My God, he took a shot.

We got Barney, Mr. America, Buzz Lightyear, and the thing. The thing. Here, I'll lay in a leaf blower. And a leaf blower. You look good. You look good, Buzz. Thank you, man.

A lot of, way too much lower extremity showing. I mean, that's the thing. Way too much. That's the thing about getting costumes, our size. I'm surprised that that fits you so well. I tried it on in store. It was a good store policy, but I did it. I had to.

You tried all that on in store? Yeah, well, not the accessories. I didn't know I had four fingers until about five minutes ago. So this is going to be a f***. This is going to be something. And should I'm going to grab something and completely drop it. I mean, you look good. I think this might go down as one of your best Halloween costumes.

Thank you. You don't have to do the voice. Mask is off. I'm camp. I'm just camp. I mean, it genuinely scared me when you came in here dressed like that. If you can't see audio listeners, you should know on the Halloween episodes, you go over to the YouTube episode to watch. You absolutely have to.

It's like watching the, it's like listening to a review of a movie that has, no, you got to go see it. Just go see the movie. Yeah. How is your week, Bubba? Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween to you, you little purple penis. I do look like a purple. I look like Barney's...

Wait, let me put my head back there. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, oh. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Well, it is darker than the skin. Makes sense.

What light turned up? You, uh, some... I think it just flickered. There's a quick flicker of light. Yeah, well, welcome to a Halloween episode. You look good. Yeah, but I mean, you look very top-heavy. Oh, yeah, very much so, getting a little choked.

What's in there? It's an inflatable chest plate, and it made me real strong. It had me nice delts in a good upper chest. This is the fucking incline bench the world. Yeah, is it like air in there? Like, what is it? It was a cold, just lung air. Nice.

I put a lot into it. And it didn't come with a needle. So I was biting down the little nipple thing going for like 10 minutes. And I was like, dude, I'm going to ass out. And then I put the, you go, hey, we ready? I put my mask on 10 minutes later. I'm sitting there going, eh,

it is hard, it was hard. You look great, though, too. Thank you. Not going to lie. What's up? Now, where'd you get that one from, right?

Where did I get this costume? Let's talk about an obvious thing. Spirit? Oh, your buzz light, you're without wings. I know, can we, that's so disappointing, and gloves.

Like, this is, like, I'm... I think, I think you're... You got wings. No, I didn't, I didn't buy them. Yeah, you did? I did? Oh, they're in the trunk.

Oh, my. My wings are in the trunk. Buzz Lighter's not here to fight crime. He said... BuzzLeyers is here to be an intergalactical space... Ranger, not cadet. I'm to infinity, not beyond. I'm just... I'm not...

I'm just staying at infinity. Right? Just flirting on that line of forever. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Well, you look good. I think, I think between... I mean, there's some great costumes here. I mean, this all looks fantastic.

I think you... I think you got the best costume or Barney. I don't know, but the Mr. America, that's just Pierce is like, Yeah, that's, I genuinely feel like that. Yeah, that's Pierce behind closed doors. Yeah. Like, that's how he wants to be, 100%. That's Pierce like eight years from now.

Oh, yeah. Or eight years ago. Or that. That's Pierce when he discovered his beer. We saw that high school pick. Oh my God. No, that's totally, that guy would hate that. Yeah.

Oh. That guy would hate high school Pierce. Why don't we just throw the picture up right now? we're talking about that's it right there oh that's the worst picture ever okay let's wrangle it in here good job everybody on the costumes happy halloween you know why sk tradition is during the halloween episode you have to throw on your costume you have to you need to be watching it right now we need to see you tagging us watching the pod while you're dressed up yourself on 100% this episode is brought to you by fabletics when you live in active where you can

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Now on to the rest of the episode. But how was your week, Bob, but what did you do? We were together this weekend. We were together this. Hey, that in itself, that thing you just said in itself. What? Being together this weekend. The amount of things that happened this weekend is, we'll get into it.

We'll sprinkle them in. Yeah, a lot of stuff happened. Can you move that pillow? It's really bothering. me because you look like it just, and it's so dirty. Yeah, what? It's like skin. Yeah.

But we were together this weekend. Me and Cam went to Formula One in Austin, Texas together. It was fire. So fun. I've never been to Formula One because I don't have enough money. Oh my God. The amount of money in that is insane. That, it is like legit shocking.

Yeah. How wealthy and affluent everything was. I was just like, oh. Yeah. Oh. And it's one thing to go out in public. with Cam. It's like, it's one thing on its own. You got to like, you got to understand he's not used to this anymore. Anytime he is out, you got to, you got to keep an eye on it. Not used

to what? Being outside anymore. No, it's been a while. It's like, I can't say that because it's offensive. But you can't, it's, it's going out with Cam's got, you got to understand his excitement level is going to be up more than it normally is. Because, yeah, it's like a kid on a field trip, right? Yeah. You've been sitting in math, all year. Now you get to go to the museum. Now I'm going to the museum. Exactly. Yeah. Except this museum, there's billionaires and people of extraordinary, extraordinarily levels of influence. Didn't say that right. And free alcohol. And free alcohol. There's a lot of that. And you took advantage. I did take advantage.

Which is good. When, when was I? I don't even know what road you're going down. Cam embarrassed us as soon as we got to this thing. Oh, okay. The worst part is I only had one drink with that happened. Yeah, one drink with that happened. Oh, my God. We were in a sprinter van headed from the hotel to Formula One. Now, on this sprinter van, there's people with millions of followers, really cool people, really big business people. Like, this is a, you know, you act right.

Yeah, right. I was acting right. First impression matters, right? First impression matters. Now, there's this lovely lady sitting in front of us in the sprinter van. Yes. Now, she is trying to open up this water bottle. And if you all know, opening up a water bottle sometimes can be tough.

Very tough. Very, I mean, just a mean robot, the day that was packaged. It tightened hella tight. And so, this lady turns back to Cam, who's sitting directly behind her, and says, excuse me, grown man. Yeah. Can you help me open this water bottle? Now, Cam goes, of course I can.

He says, that's no problem. I can definitely do it. He grabs this water bottle and he's twisting it. Like, I mean, absolutely. Okay, okay. Cranking this water bottle. What? Barney liked it.

Look at him sitting up. Oh, I need to, it's clobbering time. So, Kavs cranking this water bottle, right? Like, he's trying to open it up, and he can do it. He can't do it. He gets one little crack of it, and he goes, hey, Peyton dry hands. Is exactly what he calls me. You do it.

Yeah. So I go, and immediately, Yeah, because I already got the initial crack, and I am more moisturized than him, which is surprising due to our cultural background. But I am more moisturized. He has dry hands. I said, hey, I already got the legwork done.

You finished the job for this nice lady. And you would think that was true until I hand the water bottle back and I look at Cam and he's holding his hands like this, rocking back and forth on the sprinter van. Cam, tell him what happened after that. So this is an aluminum water bottle and it was very, very powerful and screwed on tight. I look down

and I'm dripping blood from my hand Then I said, you gotta be Me He is like, no, it's like right here On that little crevice right there In the hand Right there Right there right there

That little green That little green hand I go right there on that little green Oh my god imagine I have sex with this guy It's clobberin' time It's clobberin' time I'd do it Oh, that'd hurt.

I mean, Barney just looks perturbed. Now, Cam's dripping blood all over the sprinter van. Like it's on the pillows, it's on his clothes. Now everybody in the sprinter van's looking back at the medical emergency happening behind them, right? Yep. And the worst part is, I did not even feel it. I was so trying to get it open. I didn't even know until I just looked down and saw blood.

I was like, you got to be shit. And you must have hit one of the. those good spots on the hand. I might hit, I might have found the spot. You hit the G spot of the hand. G spot of the hand. Because it was just gushing.

Is that weird right there? You're in that right? Okay. Now, it wouldn't stop bleeding. Oh, no, it wouldn't. It was bad. And so we're going into all these activation events. Cam's wiping blood on Patron bottles.

These, like, like, literally there is this, like, elder lady in there, like, just chilling. And Cam goes to the back of her, and he's like, and he wipes the blood, right? I saw it happen. No, I saw it. I saw it out of my blood on another shoeman. She's going to have to go get a shot.

No, no, no, no, no. But he's not like the second this happens. We go, eh, we're here, guys. First stop. We're going to pop out immediately taking press photographs. We've got multiple photographers over there, and I'm like, holy shit. Yeah. I'm bleeding.

I have a white shirt that now there's a small blood stain at the bottom. And I'm literally like, oh, my God. I'm doing it on my pants because they're black. I'm doing it on the inside of the pocket. And then I go to take the picture. like this. So the cuts right here. And I go, I go, and I just have to cover it up with my other hand.

The second we go inside, I go, sir, you got a bathroom. Need to go to the bathroom. Can't get into it because it's in the speakeasy. And we have to wait like 30 minutes before we go there, which is the next thing. But before we got to the speakeasy, there was a bunch of places that they wanted us to take photos at, right? And Cam's embarrassment quickly turned into Peyton's embarrassment.

Do you want to tell the story? bro so we're taking we're taking all these photos and they're like there's there's like a lot of photo ops that are up and one is a beautiful sign says patron these people kill me patron tequila and there's three big plastic race cars that are spray painted beautifully under it and it's like the whole thing because we're there for f1 so they go oh y'all too yeah here grab a drink y'all go right there perfect dynamic duo ready three two one yeah so we're sitting there and we're moving and hitting in for poses and pung, bong, bong, bong,

Paine's phone falls out of his pocket. So we're done. We're done with the pictures and everyone else in the group, like all the other content creators, everyone else is waiting to go next. They're right at this corner. Like literally for me to cam,

like you can see on the same. There's how close they are. 12 other influencers creators and there's just way more cameras behind them. And granted, and let's be honest, I don't like these influencer events for this, because I'm not one of those content creators.

Like I don't know how to take pictures. I'm not cool. I'm not sexy. I don't know how to, Like, anytime I go to an activation event. Like, what'd you say? He goes, hey, take the picture. What'd you say?

Directions to what? You go, my heart is none. And so, I don't know. Anytime I do one of these, like, activation events with a brand, I'd take my weird vlogs. Like, I don't do normal, like, day in a life of, we're going to this event. Come with me to the four. I don't do that.

Yeah. And so this is my first time trying to be like a normal influencer, holding up the product on the product background. And I'm already nervous. Now I see millions of followers looking at me now. And they're right around the corner, and it's our time to leave. And I go, hey, bro, your phone just fell. Go to grab it.

He goes, what? My phone turns, snaps the plastic car in half. It makes a crack noise. Wow. For me, the noise is giving me everything. It was like, and just fell off the wall. He's catching car parts. Everyone's right there looking.

The camera guy is like snapping away and getting picks. and I was so embarrassed for him and like so caught off guard I screamed which drew more attention I screamed laugh and then I ran off and left him and the world

oh my God the best part I come back after like 10 seconds it was one of those laughs I literally had to leave it was such a bad laugh I come back he's just word vomiting he doesn't know what to say he was like no by smart hell

he said my phone fell his tail he wasn't saying because he was He was so nervous and anxious. He was like, yeah, my phone, he felt they, they, fuck, God. Dude, it was so embarrassing, and if you ever see us on another brand trip, we're lucky. Because, like, they definitely don't want to share anymore.

I mean, we're just, we're just walking, walking, lawsuits. Yeah, 100%. Oh, yeah, KM almost ruined it the first time. But, oh, my God, but it was a fun weekend. Did you enjoy it? It was fun. I did enjoy it. I did.

It was a really good time. It was really good time. But I was watching back last week's episode, right? Uh-huh. In one part of last week's episode, like, this came up in my brain because I'm looking at our outfits and mine's too short right now. Very short. Like this is ridiculous. Like you're where you're Buzz Light, you're in Caprice.

Dude, I look like, I look like one of, like, if you go to Times Square and you see those crackheads dressed as Barney, like that's what, like, C.J. back there. Are you okay? He's trying to figure out to wait where he can look straight. I look like one of those dudes that, like, are on Times Square. Like it's like a bad costume. Like inching for the next. Nevermind. And to double up on that, if you haven't seen, I did a live stream in Las Vegas,

and I went to Fremont Street, and there was a guy dressed as Goofy. And I'm still a part of the ilk that, like, if you're dressed as a character, be the character. I don't care if I'm an adult or a child. Yeah. Like, you are here to put on a performance. I need you to be that character. Dude, give it to me. And so there was a, you can go watch this on Payton Hard and Twitch on YouTube, but there's a

part where Goofy was walking to the street. And I said, oh, my God, Goofy, I want to take a picture, because that's what I like. Like, I like it. I don't like mascots being de-helmeted. I don't want to see any of your real skin. I want you to be this character. I want you to be in-character. And so I'm like, goofy, goofy, come take the picture.

And he's like, and I'm like, yes, you. You're the one dressed as a dog. Like, you're goofy. You think I'm talking to Brian over here? Yeah, you, you f***. I go, why are you dressed as goofy if you're not taking pictures? Like, what do you mean me? The hell?

So, like, he comes over. He takes a picture, and they said it'd be like, he literally goes like this just arms cross like taking a cool photo i don't like him i see all his nasty hair and skin right and then i tip him a toin he goes i appreciate that dog and i said come on bro that's not goofy two things is that two things of that you tip you gave him 20 yeah to take a picture yeah and you weren't satisfied with the performance you're a great man second yeah you said he was dressed as goofy yet you made the noises of scooby so what's the Was he Scooby?

Or was he Goofy? Goofy. Goofy goes... That's Scooby-Doo, you f***. No. Goofy's... Uh-huh. That's goofy.

Oh, my accent. That's goofy. I'm doing it again. Scooby is... Ro-ro! That's Scooby. Goofy is... Oh, Max.

Don't go off to college. That's goofy. I don't even know that you're animated dogs apart. I think my mom must have taken a lot of tall and all because I appreciated that way too much as an adult. Dude, no, no, no, like, no, run that back. Okay. No, run that back and you literally like this. You're like, oh my god, goofy, goopy!

It's me! Your best friend, you can get that whatever you want. If that's what's gonna make you shitter? Put on the mask and make a clobber in time. Oh, God. I want to see it again. Oh, God. Head problems.

Hey Ken, what time is it? Hey, do you happen to have a watch on? Yeah. You know what time it is? What time is it? It's Klamourin time! Ah! Oh!

Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My whole foot's wet.

My whole foot's wet. let foot soaking wet. Okay. All right, we got to get some order. We have to get some order. We have to get some order. Now, I mean, he's deflating it. Now, how I'm sticky. We have last, I was bringing up the Howard dressed and all that. Because last week, I realized something about myself watching the episode back. Oh, let's hear it. You remember the part of the episode last week where you told me to take my pants off? Yes, I do. And I immediately stood up. Immediately. And took my pants off?

Yeah, that male snail was crawling. If you, and then, CJ, you can add this as like a black and white highlight reel in here. During that part, you, once I pulled my pants down, I pull my underwear up, and I realized I got loose draw. Like that was, and I'm doing way too well. That fucking saggy underwear! You can literally watch it back, see me drop my draws, and have to pull up my panties. It's just like, like, there's times where I, like, see myself and I'm like, dude, that's not like, okay.

You just go, God. Bro, I have a kind of relating story. Okay. This weekend, the thing. So they were taking a ton of pictures of us, and they said, send the file at the end. Yeah. I hated every image of me. I still haven't seen them. You didn't want me to see them. I mean, just a couple of them. Bad angles look real chubby. A couple of them. Haircut wasn't cut and knew that going in, but it looks like a maze feel

that it's terrible. And the whole, it's like you with the video. Yeah. Like I definitely thought I was looking decent. I look at every image I'm a part of. And I'm like, I'm the runt of this group. And that is a fact. I'm chubby, weird, no haircut. I got bags under my eyes because I'm a kid. Oh, God, it was bad. It was bad. Yeah, but you said, you called me and told me, you're like, dude, I love events like this. Like, I love not being single at events like this because I don't have to care what I look like. Oh, I had a great time in the moment. I just saw the aftermath and I said, well, maybe, okay, like, maybe this put a little more effort into, maybe just get your haircut before you go. Bare minimum, you're going to go to a billion dollar

event, get a haircut, right? I go, I'm for not getting a haircut. Oh, man, but it was fun. It was fun nonetheless. I need to wear tighter panties is what we've learned. very fun. The fact you have saggy draws is that is just not acceptable. It's not at all. For the level you're at that is not acceptable. At all I know. I know.

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texting me super late at night and what I had to do to my wife in the morning. What? Oh, oh, oh, that old moose. Oh, when I wanted your wife's moose? Yeah. Oh, give me Liz's moose. I want to see lives moose.

So we're texting the night before I leave for this event, right? Right? We got to, okay, yeah. We're leaving to go to the F1 event, and Peyton left the day before because he has family. It was in Austin. He has family in Austin.

He's like, I'm going to go hang out with my family. I was like, all right, that's the exact reason I'm going to stay here so I can stay with Liv. I'll just come the day of. So I have to leave at like 6.30 in the morning. I go to sleep early. I wake up.

I have a text from Peyton at 1 a.m. He goes, hey, I need your wife's moose. And I immediately, off the wake up, tired of shit. I go, what the fuck? I'm like, like this is a bad joke, like this is a plane that didn't land. I'm like, you want my wife's box at one end. You want my wife's moose.

I go, this isn't a funny joke. I'm getting angry. See, that's the problem with you giving your wife's no-no square nicknames like that. Oh, I've called it a capybara. I've called it a moose. I've called it everything. I am, I mean a chupacabra. I call it everything.

Oh my god. Give me that little squirrel. Oh, yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I'm not gonna go to the other one, some of my fan favorites. What are your fan favorites? Say it. Sometimes I call it a scorpion. Why?

He's stinging. Now, not, now that sounds bad. Now, that sounds bad. Not a sting as a burn. No, no, no. Sting has a good. Just like, I'm like, let me see that. It's clobber.

It's clobber time. Anyway, so he asked for my wife's box. Yeah. And at 1 a.m. Now, I wake up. I immediately, all my shacks, I'm like brushing my teeth shower, and I get out. It's like 6.15, and I literally walk up to my wife, and I go, hey, babe, she's dead asleep. Live.

Live. She turns, she goes, and she always opens with one eye. What? She goes, what do you want? Where's Malachi? He was in his crib. He's fine. I said, give me your moose.

And she goes, are you f***ing sick? Because she doesn't know what I'm talking about either. I go, I need your moose. She goes, get the hell out of here, Cameron. No, no, no, no, no. Your moose for the hair. I need your moose. And she's completely, completely discombobulated.

She literally goes, you don't have curls, act your age, get out of here. I said, it's not for me, and stop being mean to me. Hayden texted me, said he needs your moose. And she goes, white bottle, purple words, goes back to sleep. She woke up, thought I was asking for six in the morning, and then thought I wanted to get curls for the event.

What the hell? Yeah, you wanted to spike up your little hair. I literally grabbed that bottle of moose. I was like, I'll see it Sunday. I just walked out. But the worst part is, and this one makes me a bad friend. Cam drives the four hours to Austin. Yeah.

Early in the morning, he brings me the moose, and I have it in the bathroom already because I door-dashed it at three in the morning. He asks me for moose, buys his own, doesn't send a follow-up text. Hey, never mind on the moose. Don't need your wife's moose. Just lets me bring it, lets me go through that awkward interaction with my wife. And then he just goes, oh, I'm good, bro, don't need it. Yeah.

Oh, my, I am stressing. He shows me his outfit for F1. Neither one of us have been. So we're looking at a picture and, like, it's vibey, right? It's, you got to dress. So I'm like, bro, he shows me what he's wearing. I'm like, that's fire. Like, you killed it.

Yeah. I'll throw, like, a great value version of that together. But do you think I can wear a pair of your shoes that would compliment this? He goes, oh, yeah, I brought him. I'm not wearing them. You can wear them. We get there. You don't have the shoes.

Yeah, that's on me. You don't have him. He tells me he brought him. Yeah. Doesn't have them. I am now, and my whole outfit, I have to wear a different pair of shoes

that I didn't want to. I'm less confident, and then I started to bleed. It was a bad event for you. Bad, bad. But I want to say this. So it is Halloween,

the Halloween special of the YSK. Oh, oh, of the YSK. And I want to bring up something Halloweeny, right? Every episode I tell a Halloween story or I say something about Halloween

and I have something for this year. I could eat a Halloweene a Halloweenie right now. A Halloween? Halloween. Oh, yeah. Dude, I love it. You look like a purple Halloween.

I do look like, I look like his Halloween. Hey, Barney. Hi, friends, or how does Barney say? I don't know. But, well, isn't Barney black? I think Barney was black. No, you said that, but I... No, he is black.

Barney's black. I didn't subscribe to that thought. Yeah, Mr. America said, no. He goes, not my f***, Barney. Now, since it's Halloween, I've told this on the episode before. I do not believe in haunted houses. It's my thing. I do not agree with them.

I don't, you didn't tell me my she was poking out. Oh, it's super poking. I thought you were getting hot. I know. I don't believe in haunted houses. I believe the people that go to haunted houses, either the life's going way too good or way too bad. Right?

Something's not right. Like, I don't understand the fun of a haunted house. Yeah, it's definitely a activity in the... Mr. America loves haunted houses. Oh, there you go. Yeah, the Caucasus regions. But I was on TikTok, and I saw a haunted house.

called The 17th Door. Has anybody heard about this? It is the scariest, one of these scariest, haunted houses you could go to. And there was a TikToker who took his phone in there, because I think he partnered with them, and he showed you him going through it. First of all, are you somebody that goes to haunted houses? In my younger days, my younger years, I subscribed to it, but it was more of like someone made their two-story house, like a haunted house. Yeah.

Like, I only went to like maybe one or two, quote-unquote, real ones. Yeah, I've never been to a haunted house. And I want to know if you would go to this haunted house, called the 17th door. Off the fucking name, I don't like it. There's not, there's way too many doors. I know one who's going to be locked. I'm going to be kidnapped behind one of them, no. Yes.

Give me three-door haunted house. So, I'm going to tell you everything they do to you in this haunted house. You can go watch this on TikTok. They can cut your hair. Fuck you. Off. They can cut. Cut my hair.

They could cut your hair. Yes. So this is the one of the ones you have to sign a waiver. Yes. They could cut your hair. So you go in there and there's a guy with clippers dressed up as a pigly wiggly. And he's like, woo. That was not a pig.

Whoa. What was a pig do? When they get, I mean, that's a, that's closer. Yeah, there we go. Now, they could shave your head, right? And they'll shave your head, right? shave 17 into it. You are, you're not being for real.

I swear to God, you could go watch this. And then there is one guy who they just cut all the top and left the sides, right? They could cut your hair. So already you're unsubscribed. I would, I would, no. But you don't have to get your hair cut. So you can say no, right?

You can say no. Right, okay. Right, so I don't think you can say no to. Okay. Well then if I can say no, I'm walking in the door. I go, no, don't need the fade. Thank you, sir. Don't want to cheat on my barber.

I'm gonna continue to door number one. Then, I don't know what door this is, but I'm just gonna say what happens. Then they put live insects on you. Tarantulas, they'll put tarantulas on you, they'll put maggots on you. So there's a guy who's dressed up who comes with a toilet plunger and there's maggots all on the toilet plunger and he'll put them on you, cockroaches all on you.

You just kind of sit there and take it, right? You know what they can sit there and take? Oh, fuck you and I'm not doing it. Or that one, I am not. If there's a maggot, you know how gross maggots are? Yeah, careful. That's, yeah, that's pretty strong. Maggates?

You know how? That is fucking disgusting. It would not do it. Oh, oh, dude, I'm getting, my balls are, they're receding. What happens if I put a maggot on you? If you put a live maggot on me with a cockroach and a, what'd you say? A spider, tarantula. A hairy-legged, ate like, a nasty cockroach that can survive a nuke and a maggot that feeds on the dead.

Cockroats are surviving nukes? You never heard that? They have shells? You can cut a cockroach's head off, and they can say life for three. three weeks. No way. Yeah. Then why do I crush them?

They go splint. That might be, now if you completely crush him. I don't know. There might be a difference. He might, he might, quick little knack. He goes, and he's like, ah, f*** that hurt. Yeah. It goes off.

Then, you can get tased in this. Who made this? They shock you. I don't know, psychopaths, but there's people, like, it's one of the biggest things. It's not like just freaks and weirdos go to this. Like, real people go to this. Real freaks and weird. Taze, the insects is shit.

Insects is getting your hair cut. Yes. And that's not it. I guarantee that's not it. No, no, there's 17 things that happened to you. I was just naming the main ones. And then there's this wall they put you on where you're like covered in like spider web and you can only move this far, right?

There's lights and strobes and you're spinning and. Then the last door, I think, is the suffocation door. This is this is population control. They literally said, hey, we're going to see if enough just coming to end themselves. Sit her straight to 17 suffocation room. Are you? And so by the time you're at 17, you've been shocked,

you've had bugs on you, your head, you're dizzy. People are like sweaty, their shirts all ripped up. They're tired because you're going. It's fast. Oh, I bet. Your heart rate's at 3.10? And so you're basically like in this elevator, right? And then the ceiling opens up.

And then these like, you know how your son's scared of the balls, like the little play pinballs? Yeah. Those fill up and it gets tight in there. Like it fills up all over your head. So you just see people going and if you stay calm, nothing will happen. But you won't because there's loud music, there's strobes. You've just gone through all this and they're going. So yeah.

And I literally got anxiety watching this. So you can watch on TikTok. I got anxiety hearing that. Timeout. Very important question. What is the, what's the admission to this place? How much does it cost? How much does a ticket?

How much is a gig? A ticket to the 17th door of hell cost. Let me see. How much does it cost? You're fucking my haircut. You're bringing out my wildest fears. You're suffocating me at the end. You're tasing me.

And if you say anything above, if you say anything about $45, they're out of their mind. I'm going on their website right now. Oh, regular tickets are $28. Now, I don't understand what a VIP means. Yeah. Oh, you get to, hey, so the VIP, we have an 18th door. It just drops right to hell.

2025 10 years of our victims thanking us is what the website says oh wow this is oh wow darkness rules and fear devours all what the crazy yeah oh where is this i don't know this has to be this has to be like salem i think it's in L.A oh god that fits yeah so that's the 17th door would you do it there's no way in hell literally i would ever freely do that there I'd have to come of the bag. In the comments right now. Would you do that? Me hell no.

I didn't even go to a regular. Bless you, Barney. Now I know where I'll get you. Yeah. What's the price? Oh, you'll do anything. You'll shake a dry for some price. $100,000 I'll do it.

$100,000 cash I'll get in there. To shave my head, tase me, put roaches on me, suffocate me. I can't even swim. We can literally crowdsource 100K, and I can put you in that 17th. Do it. Please, I'll do it. I'll get you to the VIP 18th or drop straight to hell. But that's something that I definitely wouldn't do.

Let me know in the comment. If any of you openly go to the 17th door, like I've said this before, something's wrong with people. Seriously, if they go to that. Like there's no way, like you said, you have to be very bad, very down bad. Or you haven't had a, you haven't even caught a red light in like two years. Yeah. Like, you're just like, I need some spies.

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Okay, so you know Love is Blind. I love Love is Blind. Don't believe in it. There. You got to. I mean, if you're, I mean, you can see when they turn that corner, I don't love You know more. You propose to someone she turns, you go, no, I'm out of here. Yeah, no. You go, oops, mistake, sorry.

Boys is cool, not the faith. Just kidding. Anyway, there's a guy on there. There's got what? There's a guy on Love is Blind that has the craziest morning routine. Really? Absolutely disgusting. Like fully, like working out.

Oh, hell no. Eating food-wise. What's his morning routine? So they leave the pods, they're living together. This man, every morning when he wakes up. Gets a blender. Chicken breast? Tap water

and a crystal light hits the f***in down the hatch. He blends chicken and crystal light. He opens a ziplock gallon bag from his fridge pops a chicken breast that's pre-cooked, throws it in the blendie,

takes the flounder cup right under that fluoride-filled tap tap water, pops a crystal light like he's normal like he's normal and goes how blends it how long was he in jail before the show never went to prison

never incarcerated really yeah that was a free man with this free man's choice he was in a shelter he had to have been doing something yeah he's got I mean he's I mean how did he sip it was it like a sipper through the morning

this is like a oops here we go protein to start the date and somebody fell in love with him someone fed she loved him so much she tried it she said you know what I love you I'm gonna try it oh she's insane never well uh we're gonna try that today try the try the blended chicken i'm not we're gonna try it right now

that's so many accessories readily available that's why i couldn't move the pillow planted them i can't try that i don't no no we're doing i can't i've tried a lot of things in my life and i and a lot of things have gone in my mouth including you but i cannot eat that i can't do that i don't want to do it either But we need to, we're going to. This guy did it like it was nothing, like he was drinking a milkshake. I genuinely don't think I can get through this. I can't do it.

We're going full-blown chicken, breasts. Oh, yeah, you hear that? How long have those chicken been sitting out? Now, don't question everything, right? Just kind of do it. Leave it some blind faith right here. Oh, my God. Oh.

Best part is you're putting the chicken in there, big guy. Oh, my God. No, this is, oh, Cam. It's cold chicken, cold chicken, crystal light, and water. It says 9 a.m. Well, it's 1.30. Hey, I said, Don't question things, it's gonna suck regardless.

Oh no, it's real chicken. Chicken, what is this called chicken filet? That's it, that's a filet a chicken bread chicken. Here we go, dub in the chicken. Oh, oh, oh God, there's chicken juice on me. Oh, I don't even mind chicken juice. Oh, man, all right here. Okay, throw some water in that John.

There's some water in the John, here you go, pour it. Oh my God. Oh no. Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, it looks like something that's coming to my butt. Science project. It does.

Oh, my God. You don't know the worst part about this? I'm pretty sure the guy did lemon line, but I said, I'm not a fan of lemonade, so I went with strawberry. We're putting wild strawberry with chicken and water. I don't think I could do this. I don't think I could do this. Oh, no. Wet chicken gives an odor.

Oh, here we go. Ready? Here you go. Oh! Oh! Get out, put it out! Get it out! Get it out!

Okay, do we go two for flavor or what? No, how many did he put in there? I haven't seen the recipe. I think you just did one. Oh, God, do we need more water? We need more water. No, no, no, more water means thinner. You want to have a little chunk.

No, please put water in there. Cam, I can't, I don't, I can't do child. You don't, put more water. Dude, no, I got it to. Oh. Oh my God, this looks like Ed Gein's bathtub. Oh my God. Spooky season, happy Halloween.

Oh, Cam. Oh, oh, oh, oh, at least go. Oh, no, no, no, no, we're gonna be too, no, oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, what, no, you're gonna ruin it. Oh, oh, I never used a blender. This!

Tightening and screw it. You tighten it. You tighten it. I'll tighten it. I'll tighten you and screw you. Oh, God. Oh, God. Barney doesn't look happy.

Oh, dude. This is... Oh, my God, Barney looks pissed. Okay, here we go. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh!

It looks like somebody harvested a liver. It's like a spleen. Oh, man. Oh, God. All the coloring. Okay, here we go. Blend it. Okay.

Three, two, one. No way. Oh, no, no, no, I might vomit. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh. Oh, Cam, Cam! Oh, God. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, I can't do this. Oh my god, do we do a whiff test?

We do a whiff test? Oh my god, my chest got higher. Oh my, man. Oh no. Oh, I'm on screw it and sniff. Okay, first sniff test. No, I really don't know if this is wise. I really don't know if it doesn't look wise. No, I have to go in.

I have to just go in and drink it. I can't sniff it. Oh my God. If I sniff it, I'll be able to drink it. It's sherber chicken. Oh my God, it looks like a strawberry banana. Oh my God. Who is this guy?

What's his name? Oh my God. Oh, his name's Jordan. He's black? No, no, he's wise. Of course he's white. Oh, course. I was like to say, really?

You go, go, golly. That's surprising. Oh, no, I'm not feeling well. This is my first meal of the day. I'm going to caloric deficit. Open it. I want to see for the fucking we got to sniff it. Yeah, we got to do a sniff test.

Sniff test one. Here we go. Oh, God. Ah. No, it's bad. No, it's really bad. It's acidic. Let me get a wave.

It's acidic. Oh, no. Why does it taste warm? Oh. Oh, it's so. Oh, man. Oh, no, that makes you want to fight someone less fortunate. Oh, God. Oh, man. Oh, my booty hole hit one of these. Oh, my booty hole ran for the hills. Oh, my throat opened about two centimeters. No, it's, I'm dead. Oh, God. I never, never would have made it. You bad as hell. I know you wherever real.

I'm thinking about Jesus. All right, do we have cups where you're going straight out of the thing? Oh, I think my nose is bleeding. No, no, I'm not kidding. This inflatable chestplate, it's like, it's getting more on my neck. All right, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go first. No, you go first. No, you go first.

You go first. It's your idea. I'm not kidding, though. It's your people. It's your recipe. Come on, come on, come on. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

You can brush me all you want, dude. Take it. Come on. All right. Give a camera countdown. Barney, count him down. Three, two. Two, one!

Oh, sweet Jesus, I love you. No, don't cover your nose. Cue! Can't, oh, come on. Sorry. Oh. Cam covers his nose going to pool too. Oh, how is it?

Oh, no. Oh, it's coming up. Okay. Oh, wait. Here me out. Bigger sit. Bigger sit. Purple.

Purple. Here you go. Oh! Oh, no! Oh, Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful day. Oh, Cam, no, don't go, don't watch back in. Oh, it's bad. It's so bad. Oh, he's drunk.

That's not supposed to happen. Oh, God, here we go. No, that's not supposed to happen. No, it's kind of cool, though, because it's like, it's like you get an entree and an appetizer. It's like you can taste both of them separately but equal at the same time. I mean, this smell. No, I can't get over it. I cannot get over this.

I'm starting to get... Strawberry was terrible shit. I'm starting to get the shakes. Oh, I don't think I can't get that. No, no, no, you're not doing this to me. No, you're not doing this to me. No, I don't think I can't. No, I'm literally leaving.

If you don't do, I'm literally... I see her, too, no, I can't. I'm leaving, I'm leaving. You have to do it. I did it. Plug your nose. Plug your nose for the first sip. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Spit it out, Tom. Spitting out. No, he's making me. me one again.

Swallow quickly, swallow it. Whatever you do, do not drop. No, give me that now. Give me that now. Do not, you can't drop that. If you drop that, we have to leave. Oh! No, that's why your mic broke.

No, don't spit by yourself. No, stop. Here, do you want regular water? Regular water, why are you holding your poo poohs? Something came out. What? No, regular water here, regular water, regular water. Don't use all of it.

Oh my God. Oh. Oh, no. No, you can close it, though. Close it, for real. I'll hurry up and close that. I can't, can't get it away from it. Oh, my.

Who's Jordan? Jordan's going to hell. No, Jordan's going to hell. He's 100% going to hell. Oh, no. Yeah. No, it's like in my molars. It's right there in the, are they kissing?

Oh! Oh! Oh! That was the worst thing we've ever done. That was bad. That's very, I'm honestly, I'm honestly, I'm highly apologetic. That's for P.O.Ws right there. That is. Bigger sip.

Bigger sip. Bigger sip. Oh. Bigger sip. Oh. Bigger soup. He's a man of the people. Bigger sip.

Come on. Trash bag on standby. Oh, oh no. Anybody have extra beverage? I can drink? Oh, no. No. Oh, dude.

You drank out of that, I don't want your lips. Here we go. Oh, that smells. No, don't smell it. Don't smell. Just go. No. It's, yeah, no, it's bad.

No, don't. No. No. Oh, dude. Half of me hates you, but half of me understands. No! No! No!

No! I don't, no, no, no, don't. Hey, stop to me out. No, no, no, no, no, oh, God. Hey, hey, hey, no! Oh, my couch! Oh, man. Don't wait in IKEA for no, four hours.

It didn't break, did it? Oh, you're so big. To infinity. And beyond. Huh. You do, no, I told you not to do that. We should take a minute to clean up, huh? Don't do that.

We should take a minute to clean up. He did it. We should take a minute to clean up. Pierce clean it up. This episode is right to you by Shopify. Now we've all heard the sob story. I tell it almost every episode, Cam. Do you know the sob story?

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Remember that's Shopify.com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Honestly, this might be the most wicked episode we've ever done in a while. This is absolute insanity. I mean, Barn is knocked out. Yeah.

Barney's gone. Barney's absolutely knocked out. This is a wild episode. I'm sorry that I hurt your ribcage. I think I might have to get medical attention. Yeah, I know. Your shoulder went directly into, I was like,

ugh. And I didn't realize how tight these trousers were on my back in. Like, I felt the stitching go into my anal cavity. Like, I might poop out a couple. Yeah.

Started popping. I might, I might fart out a couple stitches. I think I fart. I think I fart. I don't, I actually don't want to say that on the internet. I don't see it. You think you farted where?

No, I think I farted so hard. Now, that's not going to say. That's why I said it. You forced me. It's not going to stay. Oh, oh, I'm not here. Okay. But speaking of things that I think will make me, Barney, we okay?

You all right, buddy? Now, one of the things that I, this whole episode is on things that we wouldn't do. The haunted house, the chicken flinder. Yeah. All that. I don't think I would ever try again. Have you heard of this marathon called the Moab 240? Oh my God!

I don't know why my 4U page has been a bunch of things that I would never do. Just so many Moab 240 videos. If you don't know what the Moab 240, I don't know what it stands for, and I quite frankly don't care. Basically, it's a 240 mile long marathon strictly on foot. through the, like, the Moab mountain range in, like, Utah. Yes, so basically it's, I watch his video of this elder white man. I don't know if that's the guy on your four you page. Yeah.

And I had, like, four different people. I'm like, is this a known, like. And so he was starting it off and he was like mile one of 240. And I said, what the, sir? Like, what are you talking about? And then, like, eight hours later on my four you page, it's him again, going down a mountain. Not like it was carved out for this marathon.

Like, it's like literally like, he was like, he got lost there. Yeah, like you have to go up and around and through that mountain. And you have to make it the other side, whatever you have to do. That's what they tell these people. And they're like, sure. What the, what's the hell? What's the point? Dog, I was trying to think of that myself.

I was like, what do you have to do in your life to get to the point where you want to sign up voluntarily? Yeah. To run 240 miles consecutively. Yeah. Like, genuinely. what are you doing? I don't even like driving 240 miles because I have to stop and piss.

I got to go get jerky. We can't even drive it without getting snacks, a good stretch break, and a good piss or dump. And these motherfuck are on foot and some hokas. Yeah. It's like what's the, what, after it, right? After you complete the 240 miles.

Yeah. I go, you gotta go to work Monday. You gotta go to work. Your feet are broken. You go, you go to, you go to, we go to, we're back to State. on Monday, right? You go to your cubicle. The John, a cubicle to your right, who you hate, ask you, hey, Mikey, how was your weekend? Did the Moab 240. Broke every bone in both of my feet,

six toenails surgically removed, can't feel my calves, and my knees are destroyed, and I'm extremely dehydrated, and I'm 12 pounds lighter. Yeah, he's like, oh, I drink beer for my kids run around and watch football. Yeah, what the hell? Like, what do I look like tearing an ACL and breaking all the bones to my foot just to go back to work? And so it's so funny, Going down my 4U page and seeing this guy, it was like, the first one, mile one. He was excited, good time he had a group of like 12 with them. They were all like this. Yeah, we're going to do this, the Moab 240.

Second one, top of a mountain. They're trying to tread down one of the scariest mountains I've ever seen. It was slick. So slick. Like you just straight up, bro. It was humid. It was a little rainy outside, yeah. And so you can see like, it's literally like a death trap.

It looks like. The third video I see of him on my 4U page, like, The next day is him literally running and crying. Yeah, I know. I didn't want to say it, but, bro, like, he literally was. He was running and crying. Yeah. And then I don't know if you saw another.

There was another video where he was talking, and then one of his boys were like, who you're talking to? And he literally was like, I wasn't talking. Like, he was losing it. He was losing it. No, I didn't see this. He was, Peyton, he even, he then looks at the phone. He goes, you see all that gravel?

He goes, they all look like little mushrooms just talking, doing their own thing. But it's just gravel. Mile 16. seven more than two thirds no we checked on him and i'm like why the is this allowed oh like i think i saw the video of him when he got completed with it he like went to this barn and his wife was just sitting down she goes babe over here i go oh nothing your hair's not in a pony there's not a steak dinner i just ran 240 i ran two hundred forty i ran two

240 miles, and you're in a lawn chair with a phone? I would be like, I want King Midas' gold in my feet. Yeah. I just ran from Dallas to Oklahoma City, and then an extra 60 miles. Yeah. At it, babe, no. Yeah, I get, are they making out again? I don't know what's happening.

What's going on? Big purple tongue. Yeah. Anyway, okay, but look, I want you to imagine me doing the MOA 240. I want you to be me. How do I go through mile one to mile 50 to mile to 100? How do I get there? Fade, can I quickly say, I absolutely loved you brought this up because I was going to bring it up.

What? I was going to bring up near the same thing. Really? Because all those videos, bro. I immediately thought, okay, my first thought went, What if we had to do it, but we were tag-teamed? Okay. We had to go with each other.

How bad that would be, it would be... If me and you had to run the Moab 240, the 240-mile-long marathon, can't... Honestly, I would sacrifice you. Like, if we're being honest, honestly, I would sacrifice you. You would... Mile 8, you're dead. I'm dead at Mile 8? You're not going to be moving after mile 3!

You're going to run a 5K and be like, I'm done. And I let, no, okay, so that's what I was saying. If we imagine, let's talk strategy. Let's talk strategy. We're doing the Moab 240. Yes. However, we have a caveat. Only one of us has to run at a time.

It's like a tag team duo. Okay. So if I want to run two miles straight and I go, I tag you out, now you're running. The other person, it's like a relay. Let's say the other person's on a golf car. Let's say they're on a bike. Like, they're chilling. Who?

Like, only one of us is covering ground. Okay, so it's like a relay. One of us running out of time on the Moab 240. Like a relay. Okay. Now, I said you would start as an honest man. A hundred percent. You start as honest Abe.

You know, let's just go one and one. Yes. Let's go one and one. Keep a good pace. My rain a little, it's good one and one. Right. Now, as soon as we hit about an actual marathon, about that 26 mark. First off, we're fucking before then.

The fact you think I'm getting there is come into what. I appreciate the loyalty you have to our friendship. Is Barney okay? He looks, I don't even know what that is. I don't know that's sad. I don't know if that's eager. He's at the jump on us. What is going on?

A lot of tongue in the back. What are we doing? Okay. Let's, yeah, you're right. Let's come back to reality. After mile seven, there you go. Maybe I did four, you did three. Yeah.

We're going to start looking at each other, and I absolutely have you marked down for going, ah, oh, ah, oh. Ooh. I don't know, Kim. Ah. Oh. And then me, this, like, this hero complex, I'd be like, oh, right. Just keep him saving that golf cart and work on him.

and I just started trotting and then you, I turn around and you're like this. You're literally like, oh, no, oh yeah, keep running, K, you got it. Yeah. Dude, dude, this race sucks.

Like, dude, no. If we're being honest, I would cover more ground in the Moab than you. First of all, you have too much hip. You have bad hips and you have too much weight. I have now, okay,

we're very close in weight. Not anymore. I've been working on it. Looked myself in the mirror, like, what's good this time? Okay, that's fine, because you, you would lose the muscle first because you have less fat to lose.

I have extra fat just stored up. I can go for days. Yes. I can go for days. But I'm saying, Cam, day two, you're literally going to be screaming, screaming for a pumpkin spice latte. That's why I sacrifice you.

And I'm like, so much gut. I'm going to take his gut. Why my gut? I have good. Quads. Get that good, that lean meat. Feel like your quad meat is like a little mangled. Like it's too much tendon. You know when you bite into like a wing? Like a real piece of gristle.

Yeah. Oh no, that'd be your tailbone. Yeah, your is like the meat, but it's not good meat on the inside. Not good meat. Not good meat. Not good. You said, you said, I honestly want to see us do something like that. It's not going to happen. Oh, normally whenever we try things, I'm like, we're going to do this on Patreon.

It's never going to happen. So I'm never running a marathon. Like genuinely. marathons. To be honest. No, yeah. Oh, no, okay, let's just go. 60 seconds, let's go the fucking on marathon people. One, your shoes aren't that cool. Stop showing them off like it's a new car. Okay, two. Barney? Barney. Barney. Barney. Barney. Those are running shoes. You are wearing running shoes. No, they feel amazing, but I'm saying you're treating it like it's a car like you're going into a race. Two, uh, two. No, I'm not going to do it.

Okay. You're never going to beat the Africans. Okay, but you spoke of... Yeah, I'm just kidding. If you do marathons, we can't be friends, but... It's really commendable. I commend it. It's really commendable. I really can ever go run in Twentiful.

I literally don't respect you more, but it's commendable. Oh, you run a marathon. Oh, good job. Your bones hurt. Yeah, I go, that's awesome. Your feet are probably disgusting. Real quick. Oh, I dated a girl that did marathons.

Oh. Oh, feet look like... Oh, like a... Look like George Washington's teeth. I'm like, that's made of horse. Oh, and something else, man. Something else. No, no.

No, no. I'm like, oh, you kick a lot of walls. Oh, no, you're a marathon runner. Wow. Like, you play a lot of soccer. A lot of slide tackles went wrong. Hey, I got my feet rubbed this morning actually. Oh, that's nice.

She goes, why are your toes yellow? And I said, it might be the jaundice. You got jaundice? That might be the jaundice of the toes. Okay, dude. Okay, I didn't, I never wanted to say this, but I'm going to. Yeah. I went and got a massage a couple weeks ago in Oklahoma.

Oh. Oh, yeah. I mean, talk about down bad. Like, I literally was like, man, I just got to do it, right? I had some time to kill. I bet that feels like getting your, getting a massage by a mechanic. Hey. Like a lot of. That's a, that's blue collar.

She was not good. Anyway. I'm sorry. Before we go, I saw a comment. I don't know if it was on Patreon on YouTube. So he was like, they were like, I do not appreciate knowing. They tell a joke about Oklahoma, then, fuck. Don't care.

It sucks. Suck. Bernie. Oh, my God. Dude, that Pierce costume is scary me. I mean, he's from Oklahoma. He's from Chickasaw. No, I got like, you look like the woman that rubbed me down.

But I go to this massage place. She gives me a massage. It's very just whatever. I mean, it wasn't terrible. Very blue collar. Yeah, very blue collar. Rough hands. You tell us she just, she's no.

her way around WD-40. Yeah. Anyway, she gets to my feet. Now, she is, I, the most politically correct way to say this. I don't know, she's not, she doesn't really speak too much English, okay? I'll just leave it at that. You're covering yourself, but it's fine. So it's, it's a very silent massage.

There's a little music. I've never talked during a massage. Oh, no, I never do, but I'm saying sometimes there's like a, oh, like, what level do you want? It's like, oh, deep tissue, whatever. There's nothing. I just lay down. She was like, I'm going to give you what I want. Like, I'm doing whatever the hell I want, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peyton, when she got, she didn't say a word. Yeah. When she got to my feet, she, you would have thought there was three other ladies in the room. She was talking so much to no one in a language that I don't know, the second she grabbed my feet. Now, for obvious reasons, I'm not going to replicate.

But she, like, just imagine, imagine 35 to 40 minutes. It's of pure silence. And then she grabs my foot and I'll just do it in the English version. She goes, holy what is this? Good God, Almighty. What the f***es? Oh, God.

Oh, my God, it's diseased. Oh, that's gone. Oh, God, it's so big. It was that continuous? I can't do it. I don't want to do it. Yeah. No.

No. No, it was, bro. And I was so self-conscious. Yeah. I was so self-conscious. I sat there, couldn't fall asleep, wasn't relaxed, just pissed off.

And I was like this. Really? I go, are you sure? It's not that bad. Dude, it was embarrassing. That's hilarious. It was embarrassing. This episode of the Uschinole podcast is brought to you by booking.com.

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The You Should Know Podcast. You spoke about the like a crown jewel earlier when it said whenever you got done with the Moab 2.40 that you deserve a crown jewel. Yes. Did you see that the lure got the museum got robbed?

The Louvre got robbed. When did this happen? You didn't see that this week. This is last week. It's an actual robbery. It's an actual robbery. It's an actual robbery. It's an actual robbery. Like from a movie. But it happened. It brought daylight at like 9.30 a.m. 30 minutes after it opened. Oh. If you don't know, this museum is the one that houses the Mona Lisa. Yes, it's that big, that pyramid of glass. Yes. It got robbed. How,

dude? In broad daylight. That's, they deserve it. And they took now, I know, I don't, I don't say what they did is right, but if you can rob the Louvre in broad daylight, you deserve something. And they took a lot of Napoleon's diamonds in, like, jewelry. So it's like priceless jewelry. Napoleon's diamonds are in the Louvre? Yeah. I mean, it's in Paris, but holy shit. What diamonds did he have? I had, like, rings and necklaces and stuff. Small rings.

You remember where a size four. Yeah, but it's like priceless stuff. I mean, they took a lot of it, and they dropped the one on the way out. And so they recovered that one, but they got the rest. Is there any leads, anything? There's a video. So basically what they did is they, these robbers dressed up as like mechanics, not like mechanics, but like, um...

Like HVAC workers like that. They dressed up in like, costumes like that like real movie like you and me right now. They took a crane like one of those construction cranes up to like one of the top floors they used like a saw like an electric saw cut a hole

through the glass window. Boom! Went through the glass and then cut open the glass on the where the diamonds are. Took it. Escape. Now why the fuck they cut in holes and windows and doors when the is open? Like go through the front door. Look it's like

it's like you want the best chance of getting out Probably don't shatter some glass and saw through a wall. Yeah. It's like go through the front, then conduct your plan. And so I, my whole thing, Barney, stop looking at me. And so my, and get your hand off your crotch. And so my whole thing is, what are you plan on doing with the most prize possession jewels in the world? Yeah, that's so stupid.

I, oh my God, I agree with you. What are you going to list it on eBay? Yeah. Hey, I got Napoleon's diamond necklace. I didn't steal it though. Highest spinner. No, who's past. down through generations. Yeah, it's priceless. So one, you can't get money on it.

So the only thing that they're going to be able to do is melt it down. They can melt it down and probably get like $2 million. Well, not true. What do you think? They can go black market. You've seen the black web? Yeah, but you think the FBI's not on the... Oh, no, they got a couple people, but that black web, boy, you can do what you want. I don't spend much time there. Pierce, tell me how it is. Now, my whole thing is, now I went into my investigation bag. Oh my God, which is, it's kind of lackluster. we're getting there.

Right. I genuinely believe, now Barney's up. Now, I don't know, Barney, are we okay? Like a horror movie.

It is. I genuinely believe that this was the lure itself. It's insurance fraud. Oh my God. An inside job. It's an inside job for insurance fraud

because there's no way that that can happen. I mean, you're not, like, that's not a terrible theory. You're the, you're the most,

you're the biggest museum in the world, housing the... This happened like seven yards away from the Mona Lisa. Oh, no. So there's no way that there's not top, top security right there with priceless jewelry. And if that is, you like, be more creative. Right. Let someone

get shit real quick. Let me get like really sell the bag. You know what I'm saying? I don't just saw a window drop in, drop out. Someone in the arm. Like make like really, like you really want to maybe possibly win. You got to do something. Yeah. You really got to make it known. Like, somebody

slips and falls hits their head you immediately have someone there like holding it though you can you can make it more realistic because i think and they got out of one get the no so what i think it's going to happen is i think that they're going to like find the people like like the hidden stash and like recover it after they get the insurance money from it oh my god what so what you just said Yeah. Made me think. I'm so sorry. What if someone came to you and plotted an insurance fraud scheme on YSK?

Yeah. You were guaranteed large bucks, no jail time, no repercussions. You're not allowed to tell any of us, and it, like, crumbles the company. Crumbles the company. I wouldn't want it then. So, but they go, you get $100 million. Oh, crumbled. It's crumble cookies.

This company is crumble cookies. It all falls down. See ya. Oops. They go, okay, we have a plan. We've plotted it. The building you're in. It has an automatic insurance policy.

Yes. We're going to go to your floor. Ruin it, kidnap you. The others cannot know. You get $100 million. We're going to drop you off in Guam with a beautiful woman. Drop you off in Puerto Rico. Brazil.

Oh, that's the same country. It's literally in America. We're going to drop you off in Brazil. We'll drop you off in the Favis in Brazil. I talk to the president of Brazil. Or the president of Puerto Rico. I talk to him. Shut the fuck.

We're gonna drop you off in Venezuela. Is that fine? Is that it worth you? I don't know. I like, we're gonna drop you off in Croatia. I like Rio de Janeiro. We're gonna drop you off Rio Desiano. I can do a lot with a hundred million there.

We're gonna drop you off 100 million and one way plane ticket to Brazil. That's it. I love that. You can do whatever you want. I do that for 20 rags. But your company, demolished all your friends. They're left behind and left with nothing. I don't like them anyway.

No. Sorry, Barney. You would do that to the thing. Mr. America and Barney? Oh, 100%. That's the easiest thing I've ever done. Oh, my God. They could take Pierce and I never, like they say,

we're going to do something with Pierce, I mean, don't tell me. Like, just don't tell me. They can take him. Like, really. Add Robbie in there too. I don't, I don't care. C.J., bye.

I don't care. Cam, you got a kid so you know you're a little iffy, but if it's enough money, I'll raise Malachi. No. What? How the hell are you going to raise him in a favela in Rio de Janeiro? I wouldn't raise Malachi. That kid is a headcase.

Hey. I love him. Oh, love him. No, I love him, too. Cripling ADHD on the kid. Oh, it's bad. Dude, he is the thing. It's clobran.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. In the spirit of Halloween. I love Halloween. I read this this morning. See my knuckles? I read this this morning. Okay?

It's just a simple joke. I just wanted to tell you. Is a Halloween just? Yeah, okay. But I like I thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay, so the joke simply reads, what is a vampire's favorite fruit? What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Yeah.

Blood? No. I don't know. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? It's a nectarine. Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You get it?

Oh, I got it. I think you got it too. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's funny. Not that funny. What the fuck is wrong? Neck? Tereen?

Yeah, no, that's funny. Oh, oh, man. I think you were happier about that joke than your son being born. I was just... Like, I don't know, I think we had some good jokes. Have you not seen that trend going around? You tell someone a corny joke and you just obnoxiously laugh and you see their reaction? No, but I get why that would be a trend.

Oh my god. Honestly, you were fiddling with your fingers. You literally were so uncomfortable. You went... No, no, because I was like... Oh, oh. No, I was like, for a second, I was like, we need to implement a drug policy in this company. Like, I was like, no, he did drugs before we got here.

No, no, he's hot. Yeah, no, I was like... I mean, we got a... I mean, Barney is... is hot. I mean, look at him. Barney's cooked. But oh my god, no, Barney's cooked.

Oh my god, dude, that's, you know, he's so uncomfortable. Yeah, no. No, that's an actual trend. Barney. Oh, shit. I don't know. If we need to save you, like, yell. No, I genuinely feel like I took acid before I got here.

Oh, no, this is bad. This is really bad. All right. Oh, my God. I think we're good on time. No, no, no. I got another joke. I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding. But I do have a question, though. I do a question. Yeah, let's do it. Now, in the terms of Halloween, right. Very simple. Would you rather only on Halloween? You okay?

You made it through almost the whole episode. I give you props. And he farted in it. Oh, yeah, that's nasty as shit. In the spirit of Halloween, it's a would you rather? Would you rather Halloween? We're going to answer it. I need to see y'all's answers in the comments as well.

I think I'm going to pass out. Would you rather, every year on Halloween, whatever anybody dresses up as, they become it. So it's real. Oh. I'm in the thing. I'm literally the thing. Now, I'll say the second one, then I'll break it down.

Okay. The second one is Halloween is still just a holiday you dress up, but all of the creatures that anyone can dress up and all the things are are actually real. Isn't it the same thing? No, and I knew you're going to say that. So you become it. So if 20 people dress up as a thing on Halloween,

there's 20 things. But it's only for that one day. The other option is the thing actually exists, but there's only one of him. Oh. But it's all you're out like he's a real thing. There's an actual Michael Myers. There's an actual.

Oh, the second one. Dragon. I would definitely pick the second one. Wherever, if somebody dresses up as it, there's only one of them. Right? No. No, I'm saying Halloween.

So right now, on Halloween, do you literally become BuzzLeyer? I'm BuzzLeyer. You have his powers, you have his ability. That has nothing to do with it. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm a Buzz Lightier. What version did you watch? You haven't seen Spanish BuzzLeyer? No.

Tuna met the camera sarah, ma'ambeche. That's not the beat. You don't make the cameras Arambamiche. You don't met a camera sarahama miche. Now, he hates a bad buddy's performing at halftime show. Oh, yeah, he does. He goes, what the f***? What's football even doing anymore?

No, you dress up as buzz? Spanish buzz. Spanish buzzer. I like you, son of a buzzer. I'm a buzz like here. Someone dresses up as a vampire, they're a vampire, right? Only for the one night. Playboy Cardi or a real vampire?

Yeah, Playboy Cardi. I'm afraid of day, I put them in a tundra. Or all of these mythical things that we do dress up as, they actually exist 24-7, but there's only one of them. That's what I said. But you never get to be them. Okay, it's fine. You would never want to actually, imagine.

No. Imagine you get a free pass every year. You get to be a mythical thing. Cam, Cam. You're tripping. Wrong answer. Cam. What is buzz light you're going to do?

Listen to me. When I was in the fourth grade, no, when I was in the fifth grade, I dressed up as Shannaneh from the Martin, or from Jamie Fox Show. That's a woman. Cam, I would be a woman right now. Pick your dress is different, and that's obvious. You don't you want to be, that one year, I'm a dragon. I get to fly, right?

The next year, I'm John Cena. I get to walk around and hand out attitude and justice. Oh, I forgot it's only for the one day. That's the point. Oh, I would love that. Thank you. I would love that. I don't even know how he snaps.

That's what I'm saying. Every year you get one night and you get. can be some different and you can literally get powers or there's a real tony star is that there's a real hulk that's why you wanted to dress up his in this Halloween yeah all right all right that's enough oh what see that's that good one thank you because game's a creep i thought it was good i thought it was good thank you oh that next year i'm no no no uh dude i i know what i i'm patreon deserves it i really don't know what like what my like what maybe say this. I was going to say next year I'm dressed up as

now I don't know why I was going to say that like I don't know I don't know the actual like punchline behind that but that's what came to my mind no that's what came to my mind I literally just I'm going to accomplish that how are you going to accomplish that I have a dream and then I just it's just one night and then I'm just it's just gone there you go yeah I don't know man

all right that was bad I'm sorry all right what would you be if you have the real powers if I if I do years in a row two years in a row pick two outfits you put it on you literally become that person Ooh, I went to Spirit Halloween, and there was a condom. And I would be like, ooh, I want to be on CJ. Coala Club knows why.

I mean, I would be, I would be. I mean, you'd about be bushing at the seams. We got to get out of here. We have, I'm sorry. We are delusional. Happy Halloween, everybody. Put on your mask for the outro. Happy Halloween.

We absolutely love you. You might have to. to give him the secret code. Okay. Might not be able to hear it. No, you got it. Put it on, put it on. Here we go.

Yeah, it gets clobber in time. Hey. Oh, it's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you. It's behind you, rockhead. I know you can't see. I'm seeing your skin.

Here we go. Yeah. All right. Ow! What happened? What happened? Oh my god, it's such a... What's going on, bro?

I can't talk too loud. I can't talk too loud. I can't whisper. Because when I yell it, echoes bad. There's no earhold. Don't like looking at you. Oh my god. I don't know which eyes to look at.

Please get us out of here. Okay. Holy shit. Happy... Happy Halloween, everybody. We absolutely love. of you. Thank you for coming back to episode 188, the Halloween special of the You Should Know podcast. Go over to the Koala Club right now. It's the first link in the

description. The first link in the description below. We have amazing content over there. We have a beautiful community. Everybody loves it and we love you. Check out the koala club. But the secret code for this week. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. You already know what it is. Why is... Why do you keep saying? TOT. I don't know what that means. TOT. TOT. T.O.T. Trick or treat. Happy Halloween. Please, please, please be safe. If you are a young member of the family, go with somebody

older. Make sure you're safe. There, unfortunately, is some real-life creeps. So watch your six. Have fun. Eat all the candy. Don't go to Barney's house. I mean, Barney definitely puts some things in his chocolate. Oh, yeah. And if you're of a certain, if you're my people, don't go to Pierce's house. I mean, do not. I mean, that is. He goes, you ain't lost, is you?

You ain't lost, is you? All right, give me one more clobbering time right into your camera. And remember, it's always clobbering time! See y'all. I mean, remember when I think loggberries don't make them a Christmas. We'll see you. Next time. America!

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