You Should Know Podcast - THE NASTIEST LEGS EVER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

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All right. Nothing it is. Well, what's wrong with hugging me? I just, you know, I didn't know we were in medical terminology. I just didn't really want to interact with a corpse and a skeleton this early in the day. So, no, I'm good. I just haven't i haven't seen you in a while man i just didn't want to get a bone right in the middle of my body from hugging

you but it's okay yeah but i would have to grab hip if i was hugging you so we want to talk about bodies we can do it touche fair enough i haven't seen you in a minute the last time we we we last weekend yeah we went to the weekends concert yes. Yes. Everybody has been asking, Peyton, Cam, how'd the weekend concert go? How did you think it went? Well, first of all, thank you to Alexis who got us the tickets. It was crazy. Okay, so that was my first, like, concert in a stadium, like, full-blown stadium tour concert not like House of Blues or somewhere there's like two to four or five thousand people like we went to

jambalaya together there obviously probably the same amount of people that were at this concert but it was like a huge open yeah or different stages like multiple stages multiple vendors just walking around but like this was like everyone was walking around AT&T Stadium and then when it was time to go every single seat was filled it was it was let's start from the beginning because this is like this was my first concert something that pissed me off was not enough people knew who snow allegra oh you're going straight into it i was going to talk about from the outside to the oh that was awful too yeah so we got there we got there early because i have okay anxiety about being late i hate being late i'm the type of person in airports too and y'all can debate if you want but i'm not gonna listen to it so you do not have to go to an airport three

hours early you don't have to but it's the responsible thing to do why i have my ticket i'm not going like if it's an international flight, it might be a little different, but it's like, yeah, well, you never know how long the lines are. It's like I've never been waiting in a line in an airport longer than 20 minutes. How often do you fly? Because I've been in some airports where TSA lines are unbelievable. I've been over, say, I'd say 20 to 25 flights in my life. It's not a ton, but it's not like six.

Yeah, okay, so you've never been in an airport where the TSA line is back up? Never been in a freaking airport that a TSA line is longer than 20 minutes. So serious. And the longest line I've ever been in was 20 minutes, and it felt like a day. And it's never been longer than that.

Okay, then how early do you get to the airport from your flight? I always, I'm typically flying with someone else, so I'm always there. Like, we get through, through i'm always there like two two and a half hours okay then ideally i'm like ideally when you like to get there if my flight for easy times we'll say my flight leaves at 12 o'clock yep me personally i have no problem pulling up to the airport at like 10 30 10 45 yeah that's an hour and 15 minutes before not three hours i agree with that i have people in my family other friends live my wife everyone's like we gotta go like we need to leave at seven i'm like we fly at noon it's a 30 minute drive you don't

know what can happen i'm like you right, the cricks in my neck that I'm gonna get from sitting in a plastic chair for two hours waiting on my plane. You're right, you don't know what can happen to my body. It's uncomfortable, no. Get me there an hour, 15 minutes before, I walk in, you print your boarding passes, you do your bag, get it all on the plane,

go through security, sit down, you have enough time to get Starbucks or go through a quick eat. You eat it and there's like 20 minutes left. And then you're boarding. And then you're sitting on the plane and you're going. The good thing about us going early, the one I wanted to, is because we got parking

for like $40 cheaper than what everybody else did. So yeah, to round about, enough with the flights. So he wanted to go super early to the concert. And I was like okay sure we ended up eating panda all that it was good we got parking for 40 and literally as we were leaving to go line up outside we see people changing the parking signs in the same lot as us from 40 to 80 it was unbelievable i was like oh and we were literally parked. It was perfect. We were parked right across from AT&T Stadium. But now, be honest, outside of saving $40 and paying half for parking, did it not suck waiting to get inside? Yeah, it was so hot. It was unbelievably hot. do I have to go sit in line where my spot is guaranteed? If it's a first come first serve, of course. If it's a standing room only, you can get as close as you want or as far as you want

based on, of course, my seat is paid for. That is my seat. If anyone is in that seat, I show my ticket, get up. So I can show five minutes before they start, or I can be sitting there like we were an hour and 20 minutes. This was This was my rationale. With no service. My rationale. Okay, not my bad. You used cricket. Okay, I have Verizon. I have Verizon, too.

I had service. I got Verizon, too. I got service. My phone's better. Whose phone's better? Yours. But it weighs 30 kilograms. Anyway, so my rationale was that I wanted to get there earlier because one i have anxiety too because i

didn't know how the entry process worked so i didn't know if it was going to be like a long line and then we were going to be out in that line for two hours my thing was like if we get there early to the front of the line then boom we'll just walk right in we don't have to wait we ended up and i googled a thing whenever the doors opened and the website lied. It said like 4 o'clock or something. It said the doors were going to open at 4.30. They didn't open until 5.30. Yeah, so we were out there in 110 degree weather. We met some fans, though.

Jeans. Like, it was, yeah. I mean, we met some fans and that was great, but we felt horrible because it was like several different people came up. Oh, keep it up, guys. Love it. What did y'all do? It's so funny all

that we're like we're literally just like ah thanks like i was trying to not let the sweat trickle down my back anymore i was like i was like thanks man it's great oh speaking of sweat whenever i was in the post office dropping off some merch for some fans i had bad anxiety and i was sweating a lot and some sweat dripped from my pit and hit the floor and the lady behind me goes ew that no i'm i've definitely been there when it just rolls down the arm and it just yeah it's bad but the concert was great we got there um did you know the botox shots to like remove the sweating it's not all right he's like laughing spit went on his mic but the botox shots to remove the sweat is not permanent you have to get it like probably i think it said like once every six months

oh damn that's kind of frequent i thought it was like a one i knew it wasn't a one-time thing he's not even lasix on one time oh yeah but i thought it was just i was hoping like once every like two years maybe anyway back to the weekend and the concert. It was phenomenal. So what's his name? The first guy? Mike Dean. Mike Dean went first. It was a really weird set.

I love Mike Dean. I've never heard of him. There's a lot of synthesizing music and like. If you know, for those who don't know, Mike Dean is. It was so loud too. I was in there like this is crazy loud. The people that don't know who Mike Dean is, Mike Dean is like hip-hop legend like all your favorite kanye albums travis scott albums he is responsible for like he he that's him hayden was giving me like the rundown i was like okay cool when and he went out it was good it was just like it was loud it was very loud but it wasn't it

wasn't like um not music it was music but like there's no words like he wasn't talking he was just like straight synthesizer synthesizing stuff it was still cool but it was very loud and not everyone was like seated yet so the music was just like like bouncing like sound waves were just going everywhere and then later when when the weekend was going like everyone was in there so the sound waves is like hitting stuff and like dying off this was like it was like just i was like and the um i feel like we're getting abducted bro in the mike dean they had like an optical illusion on the big screen and cam was like look at the center of this optical illusion stare at that for 30 seconds then look at the crowd and like we were looking at it in the music and

everything and then we looked and people were like melting it was unbelievable it was weird but then snow the snow came on the queen the goat i love her with all my heart she got on and literally it was so depressing people knew who she was but not to the point where i thought people were gonna be like hype like as they came out to the tallest people in the entire building she comes out we're like whoa go snow did it i was saying all this stuff everyone around us is like that lady in front of us was like who's snow yeah i was like oh god but there's one girl she like made up for it like front right and she was like jamming her heart out and we were like it's fun seeing like other people enjoy it too but yeah so we uh rocked out pretty much to every song snow sang i was oh, she's playing her bangers. It's all good.

Then, so this is the other part. Again, never been to like a full-blown real concert, stadium tour concert. So Snow ends. How long was it until the weekend got on? Like two hours. It was, okay, obviously that's an exaggeration, but without exaggeration, I mean, I cannot even

make this up. We were sitting there for probably legit, I'd say 45 to close to an hour before the weekend came out. And Snow had no stage presence set up, no objects, nothing to break down. She was singing on a mic and just controlling the stage all of the weekend stuff was already up and i was just like i was amazed like it was remarkable how long we sat there and the whole time the uh there's like little background music there's like yeah it was like this um ambient music and it know just like So every like 10 minutes like a different like ambient music track would come on and people thought that was the weekend I'm coming out this shit. So it would be like

And people like oh they start cheering and we're like By the time we're like stop cheering. He's not phone back out. It goes back to the, just whatever. And then it was, and then everyone, oh, it's him. And nothing again. And we were just like, oh, it was long. But it's one of those things, the second, like the literal second. It was the real time. Everyone up on their feet, could care less that they just sat there for an hour.

And it was a crazy experience. It was crazy. It was just an experience like it wasn't a concert exactly it was a perfect full blown experience i would say it was like a like you're going to theater it was like a musical almost yeah it was insane like i did i didn't know what to expect obviously fourth time saying it my first time but also with abel and like his weird not in a rude way but weird artistic weird background and how he illustrates his music and i mean oh so he came out the first song with alone again. And in the actual song, he says, I think in Vegas. In Vegas, I feel so at home.

In Vegas, I feel so at home. So part of his tour, everywhere he goes, he takes out Vegas and insert city name. And he's standing on top of this building. Yeah, there's buildings on his set. That burned down. That burned down in the middle. It was a whole experience. But he's standing on top there and everyone's screaming.

And he's like, in Dallas. he sounded so like like a little kid it was so weird we just started cracking up like oh but outside of that i mean he played bangers and i was telling payton like when we were leaving i was like the amount of things that go into making a concert that good it's like i can't even understand. During the concert, because there's like these monitors and you can look at it. It was literally like an IMAX movie. It was like a movie. So basically there was the regular concert

and there's these two huge screens on the side that were broadcasting like a different camera view than the concert, if that makes sense so like the concert there'd be all these lights up and everything and then over here it's like a 4k crystal clear different angle of abel in like black and white it looked like yeah it looked pre-recorded like it was insane so it was so hard to not like keep looking at those because that was like magical but the real event obviously of course just and we had great seats like we weren't shot to like high up yeah shout out alexis we had great seats we could see everything but it was cr it was just wild like it was crazy i don't know what else

to say in it and i was talking about how it was so well executed like yeah even the choice of songs like if i was an artist and i had 30 just banger viral songs like i'd probably just trial and error and see what like exactly but this was like a it was like a script and i i mean i know it literally is but like it was perfect and the transitions from each song like it was crazy um but this is what i want to talk about and we'll wrap this weekend thing up here and i'm gonna make it real quick but like a lot of people whenever they're looking at all this stuff and they see like these people dressed in robes and all this. Like how Peyton used to dress in the Juco thing.

He looked like a druid. That's how the concert started. Probably like 20, 25 females in pure red robes, head to toe, walking super slow like crypts. They were guarding a, not crypt, but crypt. Crypts. Like they were guarding a not crip but crypt crypts like they were guarding a tomb yeah like it was it was and there was some flames so real quick you were going from like hey it's like oh oh let me but i want to explain that because like i obviously like i'm a huge like weekend fan and i can get into like the deep intricacies of it but we're not gonna spend the whole podcast talking about this but um if you know after hours the album the music videos was

like a movie right it was a storyline the concert went with that storyline okay and those red druid women are part of don fm so in the Sacrifice music video, so basically After Hours is him separating Abel in the weekend and he's like falling into this like Hollywood lifestyle and like having to, you know, give up all your stuff and all this. And your soul.

Exactly. That's what the, but it's like an artistic like thing. It's not like Abel's feeling that way. It's like he's putting this play together and he uh and so in he ends up just falling into this the weekend like abel's dead and and then you go into don fm you go to don fm and he's like okay now i i want to just be able i don't want to do this like i want to get back to being who I am like I fell into this

horrible uh sinful life of Hollywood and all that and that's when that old man character comes in because uh in the first music video is sacrificed and he's held up on this thing being sacrificed and he's forced to sing like we don't care what you want to be you're you're the weekend and those druid women are around him sacrificing him basically and the old man is like the dead version of him trying to save abel and and it goes into the concert because the lighting and the songs and like where those women are placed are all part of the music videos and stuff so it was actually like really smart like i want to go back to the concert and now i'll know like oh this is all like specific but i mean you can spend like an hour

talking about that but that's that's it yeah it was great though to sum it up it was insane it was a full-blown experience it was wild I thought it was going to end like three different times and you just kept coming back with more songs and it was it was awesome is that what is that what flavor is that it's Gator? What flavor is that? It's Gatorade. What flavor is that? Um. Don't.

Cucumber. I just lost so much respect for you. What's wrong with cucumber Gatorade? Have you already, have you tried it before? Yeah, I love it. It's my favorite. That's what's wrong with it. It's my favorite Gatorade. That's what's wrong with it. It's my favorite Gatorade. That's your favorite?

What? That cucumber Gatorade is like drinking aloe vera with some salt in it. The fact you're drinking that is disturbing. It's so good. Oh, my God. That's on par with like coleslaw and other serial killer activities. Cucumber Gator is the best gator. I'm about to say something, and it's going to make you real mad.

You better watch what you're about to say. That's insane that you're drinking that. That's sick. I love it so much. Can I tell you, whenever I was an athlete in like high school and college i would only drink this and i used to do something would you rather me show you or tell you show or show and tell is it an act it's no it's just something it's something i used to do with this game and you can show it to me show it oh my god

First off breathe The fact you have to oh my god I Swear this is what I do when I get cucumber Gator and cucumber Gatorade only I drink half of it immediately. Why are you chugging? That's what I do. I drink half of it immediately. And I don't like the cucumber Gatorade just for the taste.

I actually prefer the smell. So if I don't want it to run out. Oh. Oh. You sick son of a. You are insane. That's disgusting. I don't want to.

There's no way. I swear. Like whenever I was like an athlete and we'd be in the locker room at halftime, I'd just be like, I don't want to waste it. Like I don't want to drink it way I swear like whenever I was like an athlete and we'd be in the locker room at halftime I'd just be like I don't want to waste it like I don't want to drink it all you should waste it it shouldn't be a thing you should buy it to pour it out that's it's zero it's not even the oh my god not all I know that tastes. Not only is it aloe vera in a bottle liquefied with salt, but now there's no sugar. It's so good. You're drinking medicine.

You're drinking like a remedy. You are, and you sniff it. It smells good. You want to know why? I bet you like sniffing it. It probably opens your pores. It probably, it's a full-blown recipe that you're just sniffing. Get that away from me.

Get it away from me. Matter of fact, you're only allowed to drink that with your right hand. Get it out of your left hand. Get it as far away from you as possible. No, but I used to literally just go to the locker room. You know like a glacier freeze? This makes me feel hydrated when I sniff. I bet.

So that's like a natural diuretic. Like that's, that is the worst flavor of Gatorade that has ever been invented. That is this close the cap and you got zero. I want more. You have more. You have more. You have enough for a lifetime. My stomach hurts.

That'll probably fix it. That'll probably help. That's not Gatorade. That's like, oh my God. That's like an ancient remedy in a bottle. Why is it always me? That's, I, oh,? Oh, that was funny. Get that away.

It's so good. You want to try it? Don't you dare. No. You're about to spill it. Hell, it'd probably clean your couch if you spilled it. I'm telling you, that's not a drink. Like, that is not.

Like, when they came out with ramen when people were fixing Sinks with ramen noodles and like if they had a dent in their car and they put ramen on it shave it down and fit Like we shouldn't be eating that anymore Same with that same category. That's disgusting That is like Gator if you would send me some more of this that is three you That is don't you dare Gatorade That's like I don't even I can't even put that in a category There's like Gatorades Blank Tear

The Bad Flavors Blank Tear Then Cucumber Cucumber's like the weird little like Like the runt of the litter That's It's so refreshing Oh my god Alright Yeah I'll put it away Yeah Like the runt of the litter It's so refreshing Alright

I'll put it away Or just chug it and be done with it No I only chug half And then I sniff the rest So you don't sniff with other flavors No that Oh my god My stomach hurts Keep drinking i bet it'll fix it

you probably sniff that one because it literally probably like you see you see that's probably what happens when you drink upholstery cleaner and natural remedies and liquidized aloe vera that's oh my god i would not be i have, fun fact, I have had that Gatorade twice. The first time I had it, horrible. Waited a couple years in life, mature taste buds change, get a different couple rows in there. I'm like, ah, give it a second chance. Same result.

So bad. I don't understand. It's like beer. It's an acquired taste. That's not being acquired by me that you can keep that if you ever get if we ever get sent cucumber gatorade you can have every single bottle that is a we can that's a promise you can have every bottle because that's disgusting do you ever get dizzy when you park what what if i'm parking the starship 2000 thing at the carnival maybe if i'm parking my ronda the honda

no no like whenever you're back into a space and then you just forget and then now you don't know what you're forgetting where you're right and your left is like sometimes you're going back and then you forget which way you were going and then you feel like you're about to throw up were you like spiked were you drugged before you parked no it's just like i you you ever look back and then you get like vertigo nope and you don't nope i just look back cut it a little that way park turn off get out but sometimes like i'll forget am i turning this way or that way and like where am i you suck i don't know what else to say you sniff you sniff the the remedy gatorade and you you get vertigo while parking somebody else has to go through

this i can't be the only one that gets dizzy when you park it's like you it's like you know you ever spun around five times really fast when i was eight it's like that it's only it's mainly when i reverse park but i did hit a nurse's car parking going into a starbucks just because i got dizzy wait you hit it with your body or with your car hit with my jeep did you tell her i wasn't how'd you know it was a nurse's car well okay so this is what happened i was i was going into the parking spot and there's a bunch of people outside the starbucks drinking and like their food sip your medicine get get two tablespoons of that they were drinking their drinks and eating their food outside the Starbucks, and I was parking in front of them, and I was trying to go in between two cars that were parked.

I got dizzy when I was parking, as I do, and I just, bow, smacked their Honda Civic. Initially, I was just going to reverse and get out of there because I panicked and I don't like confrontation. You sick person. But everybody that was out there instigated. They were like, ooh, ooh. And I was like, this's none of your business in a car exactly you're an adult it's like go get your groceries where did you say you were croaker starbucks i just feel the back of my knee why do you no i'm doing it i bet it is moist okay sorry for everyone that yeah doesn't like that and so

initially like my first instinctive thought was like, okay, I'm going to go in reverse and just leave and pretend it never happened. Which is bad. Don't do that. But I hit reverse. And as soon as I hit reverse, she gets out of her car and she's like, and I'm like, fuck. And she was in a nurse's gown. So I could tell she was a nurse. A what?

Gown. There's no D at the end of gown. It's just gown. it's not a downed god I knew you said that see y'all think I think I'm making he can't spell you can't read it right I'm just kidding no but y'all he's just throwing extra letters in there down nurses down sweating so I can see it No, but he's just throwing extra letters in there. Gown. Nurse's gown.

I'm sweating so much. I can see it. Breathe. Alright. Woosah. I can't swear it was a gown. No. I'm just going to search gown and see what even pops up. I'm so sweaty, bro.

What is Gound? Mucus produced by the eyes during sleep. It says it's a gummy matter in sore eyes. I spent five years in college and I was a freshman still. Gound. Eye Gound is made of a type of Rem Oh who can't smell Rita right now

My name's Cam I'm an educator Which is found in our eyes noses and mouth Okay so I hit her car Yeah She was in a nurses gown Back to vertigo You hit her car She came out of the car and she was in a gown

And she goes like that And I'm like to vertigo you hit her car she came out of the car and she was in a gown yeah there you go and she goes like that and i'm like you should have been imagine she's like what the hell man you go what the just drive oh my god. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Y'all didn't hear that, but he's... Okay, he's notorious. Oh my god! The back of his knees are wet.

The back of his knees are wet. The back... The hair on the back of your knees It's like It's laid It's like edges It's laid down No but what I was originally saying

Bro I'm literally like wet That was probably the funniest That's disgusting We've ever done Oh my god That was the funniest shit You are wet You're sweating

Oh my gosh That was the funniest shit. You are wet. You're sweating. Oh my gosh. That was the funniest shit that we've ever been on this podcast. Your knee hair is literally like laid down. There's no curl to it. It is wet. Like you went. Feel the back of my knee. I would not dare touch that now after seeing that.

Just go back to drinking your cactus juice. And let's move on with this. I can't breathe, bro. Oh. Oh. God, you're disgusting. I don't know what else to say. You are gross.

Oh, my God. It felt like I just bathed in sweat. Like, I'm so... This is unbelievable. I don't even know what's staying in the podcast at this point, what's going to get cut out, but this is insane. Stop moaning. Okay okay i'm done i can't i'm not saying a word you you got to recover oh my god turn around turn around look at this you're gonna What? Stand up. Stand up.

Turn around. Oh my god. Look. Look. That's disgusting. They're layers bro like edges That's embarrassing Hey bro this is the funniest fucking Um Bella

Bella we're gonna call Bella And let's see how this goes Hi He's and let's see how this goes hi hello Bella you there yeah I'm there what's up Bella this is Cam Peyton still recovering right now from a laugh attack as we know

because he's insane you said what co-host Cam this is me not in the flesh but uh over the phone but bella how uh how's it hanging what are you doing um i'm actually looking for a movie to watch on netflix if i were to make a suggestion i would say i don't know yeah I mean Nightcrawler's good there's another one it's called like See Both Sides

or or Both Ways is that the pregnant lady yeah I didn't like it it's a good I think it's a good movie anyway Bella

sorry here goes Peyton he has a question to ask you about a story that you began to tell in Discord yeah Bella so I saw

that you put in the Discord that you were listening to in Discord. Yeah, Bella, so I saw that you put in the Discord that you were listening to the podcast on a walk in my Manscaped ad pop-up or something. Do you tell the story, what happened? Yeah, so I actually moved across the country to school, so I'm in a new neighborhood, like I don't know anybody here. And so because of that, I've been going on walks,

just in the neighborhood, but when I go on my walk, I don't put in earbuds, because I don't know what's going on, like if something happens i need to hear it so i've been playing a podcast but i play it on full blast and as i'm walking suddenly i'm just walking and i don't know i probably tuned it out for a minute unfortunately because i tune out all our things and i just got my attention because suddenly all i hear is is crotch just come for messing with your game and i swear it was the loudest thing i've ever heard in my life i just paused i just paused i was like oh my god and i'm like there's a half new people around i just felt it and i look and i'm in this lady's driveway and i look and she's just sitting on her front porch and the way this woman is

looking at me so i feel like and she's an too. Like, I couldn't even explain this to her. And she is just so traumatized, like, terrified. I don't know. She's clearly scared. She's, like, disappointed in you from what she heard. She doesn't even know you. I don't know what she is. And I'm just, like, looking around.

I'm like, can I play this off? It's like if somebody else, like, if there's another car around, nobody else is around. So I just paused there in the middle of her house now. And I just kept walking. But this is not the craziest thing that's happening in the neighborhood because i have some other neighbors that just scored following in their backyard their wedding they do sword swallowing like america's got talent did just say sword swallowing? Yeah, like the people who swallow swords,

I don't know, they take like a big, I don't know, knife, like a sword, like a ninja, I don't know. What is happening? So I'm hearing

that you live in Narnia. Yeah, what the hell? I don't know. And then, well, that's not crazy either because then I came back, this was another day I was on the walk

and I saw a sword swallower. And I just did another loop, and suddenly there was a woman trying to do a tree, and he was throwing knives at her. You need to get out. Yeah, go back home to your room. You are in an alternate reality that simply can't be real. You have elderly women sitting on their porch listening to crotch discomfort messing up your game.

Then you got people throwing knives at people tied to trees and people swallowing blades. That's a sick neighborhood. Yeah, that's insane. I don't know. I don't know. It was just like, I don't know. The whole thing was so embarrassing.

I just came home and I was like, Mom, the most embarrassing thing I've been happy like ever. I'm never going on a walk here ever again. Please don't. For your safety, don't walk in that neighborhood. I actually walk every day. You could take laps in the backyard. You could take laps, I don't know.

Around the kitchen, just running around. Stay inside. They're throwing knives and swallowing swords. I don't know. I don't know what's crazy you're my neighborhood oh no i think yours is to you yours the fact they're swallowing swords that might take the cake yeah that's like you live on set of a circus and it's i don't know we live on an air force base too so there's a lot of like low flying jets you're in a war zone that's what what's

happening you live in verdansk where i thought like that was it i was like that's it like the whole walmart shook and then suddenly doja cat started playing in the walmart yeah you live in verdansk yeah you jumped off the ship and you you're trying to get 10 000 to buy a loadout you you are living in a real life game of war zone because this is not oh this isn't real it's not a real place yeah it's you you are you are in the twilight zone that might be one of the most unreal things i've ever heard yeah that's insane so to recap the story for the other listeners and viewers uh a plane shook the earth in walmart doja cat randomly started performing you have people swallowing swords and throwing blades at people tied up on trees and you have elderly women terrified now

and slightly disappointing you because you're walking and they hear crotch discomfort messing up your game yeah that's been my life in my new neighborhood lately first of all in my responsibility of that weird story I apologize oh no you're good actually I knew what it at first I was like what the hell is manscaped and then I realized what it was because my brothers used to live with us

and I was cleaning out the house as one does before they move and I suddenly find this packet and it says ball wipe and i'm like what the is this there has to be something they have to be a product she's like let me do my research yeah that's funny that's insane you need to come in here right now. Look what the hell I just found. And my mom was like, what the fuck is that? Well, are you enjoying the Discord so far? Yeah, it's funny.

And the Toxic Queen chat is also very funny. God, I'm so scared to see what's in that. I thought about joining the other day just to see what y'all were talking about, but I'm scared. Mostly just advice, actually. It's actually a positive point. Well well that's good that's great yeah but don't don't don't believe them don't i've seen what they talk about in my live streams no no no it's a positive thing well bella all right before we wrap this up, and this seems to be a thing,

I'm always throwing people on the spot, but do you have a question? Okay. It can be a would you rather, it can be a funny question, it can be a serious question, advice question, any question that you'd like to give to me or Peyton or the both of us before we wrap this call up. Question? Pancakes, waffles, or French toast?

French toast is disgusting. Anybody that likes French toast belongs under the present solitary confinement, under the bottom bunk. Under the bottom bunk. One hour of sunlight per day. French toast is amazing. It has egg in it. Yep. hour of sunlight per day. French toast is amazing. It has egg in it. Yep. That's nasty. French toast is amazing. So is the question which one's the best or one's

got to go forever? We got to kick one out. No, like if you had an option to eat one like if you were at like a breakfast place. I go to a breakfast place. All three of them are 10 out of 10 hits. I'm going with me personally. I'm going with... Me personally, I'm going to pick... I'm going to pick either pancakes or French toast.

Which one, though? That's not the question. I'm going to go French toast. You're a sick bastard. You know that? If the quantity is all the same and I'm not getting gypped from picking the toast, I'm going French toast. I'm going waffles.

What are you choosing, Bella? Waffle not me i'm getting waffles from waffle house and that's pretty much it you ever go to a waffle house and it smells like potty in there yeah potty cigarettes meat yeah it's it's a it's that's a strange yeah it Yeah, it's bad. Bella, thank you so much for answering and being a part of this week's pod. Stay toxic, toxic queens in the Discord. What did you say? Thank you for having me on the podcast. Of course. We love you and stay safe in your neighborhood, your war zone.

You need to purchase a Tevlar vest. You need a shield, it sounds like. I don't know. Maybe see if you can find a barbarian to protect you, but you don't live in a real place and we're going to try to get you out of there. Okay. Alright, Bella.

Thank you. Bye. Go ahead and let's see how many All right, Bella. All right, Bella. Thank you. All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. Shout out to... Go ahead and let's see how many comments can say, we need to help Bella. Yeah. She is in Verdansk.

That's insane. That's wild. I think that beats most of the stories I've told on this podcast. I mean, okay, it's funny, but just actually try to picture that. Before we wrap this up, imagine you're walking, right? Let alone walking a pet or something like that.

You're just walking, getting your steps in, enjoying the scenery, and all of a sudden, you just hear whoosh, and a tomahawk just strikes the tree next to you. And you're literally just like. And then you look over the fence. And then you look and someone's's going swallowing a sword and then from your pocket is ball discomfort

crotch discomfort messing up your game I'd go I would run home like that's that's insane so

alright we're gonna try to get you a bow and arrow we gotta send her a care package we gotta take care a couple ninja stars I might call the military for her they're already there yeah you need a first lieutenant at your doorstep so i don't know bella we'll work on that but thank you for answering and being a part of this week's pod oh that was a great episode honestly one of the

most hectic crazy episodes it was so funny yeah the hardest i've laughed probably in my life yeah that was insane um secret code today is happy birthday mama don't buy cucumber gatorade oh okay yeah no yeah it's it's my mom it's my mom's birthday yep don't drink cactus in a bottle that's that's what we're going with no just kidding but mama harden you already know my love for you, your blue-eyed baby, your real baby. We love you so much. So H-B-M-H. Happy birthday, Mama Hardin. That's the code, this week's code. Get your good karma.

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