You Should Know Podcast - THE ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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Welcome back to you. It's an old podcast episode 2.02, the one million subscriber episode. So congratulations. One million subscribers. Wow. Oh, no, God. Wait, what is this? I mean, there's like dust that is like coming out of this confetti cannon. It's like this was a recycled confetti popper.

Dude. One million subscribers. Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it? I don't thunk much, but I did think that it was achievable and possible. And we did it. We did it. Congratulations to you, Cam.

Congratulations to you. Congratulations everybody. Now, dude, this is a celebration. Now we just did episode 200 and it was a very emotional, sappy episode we had. More tears than expected. A lot more. A lot more tears. And you were fighting.

You were trying your hardest. You just been a real man. Just let them loose. Don't fall down. I don't really publicly cry. Like, I don't do public math. You don't public. You don't do public math.

You don't public cry. No, well, I will literally cry while solving a math riddle while pooping all in public. pooping all in public. All at the same time. That's that's me. Dude, public has always been at the forefront of my mind. I remember like that going to like Home Depot with my dad and there'd be those toilets out there sitting I'd be like, what if, right? And because I didn't know at the time that you couldn't, you know, obviously I knew public indecency was the thing, but I didn't know that the plumbing system didn't work. So you, you were looking at staged toilets. Right. Thinking that if you really needed to go, you could go in those. Yes. No walls. No, no, no plumbing.

You just thought you could in aisle 17 at a Home Depot. Well, it was less of, it was less I just did not understand what plumbing was. I thought the toilet was just the place to go. I didn't understand there was a city involved. Hey, you should patent that. A self-made plumbing. Like you can only use it twice before you gotta redo the tech. Self-made toilet, rather.

A completely self-plumbing, self-made toilet. I think that's called a porta potty. Oh, no, sir, no sir. That's just a big, a big little, little vat of nasty. that of nasty cesspool at the bottom. I'm talking about a regular toilet. You can sit down. It's way more comfy. And it just like cleans itself. Like a washing machine that's not plugged in. Right. I think that's just a porta potty. I'll see you all on Shark Tank. Isn't that technically just what's in RVs and like yeah? Yes. So it's I can't bad. Yeah, never mind. Okay.

Yep. I go on to the next. I'm sorry. Whoa, dude. Can I say you ever used a good porta potty? I've used a couple bad ones. I don't know. What you're just, What do you mean good porter potty? They have a scented candle in there? What is a good portopo? Portopodies that you can touch the wall. I did have one with like a fortified door. There was a double lock on it.

It was an internal padlock on it. Oh, I've never had that. And I said, this is real spooky because what if I click this? Where's the key? And I'm just, it was a literal padlock on the inside. And I was like, if I lock that, I am, this gets treacherous, quick. I'm starting to really come up with old traumas here because there was a stint of my childhood. We're going into a porta.

very scary times for me. Oh no, I thought it was like a little getaway. It was like a little doorway to Narnia. You just like, no one could like, I'm pooping around all these humans yet. No one can see me, but I can still hear the festival. I can still hear everything. I can still smell the hot talks.

You had a little fetish. Oh, I did. You had a little thing. It was a little thing. No, but my fear came from jrida. Whenever they would like pick up the porta potty on a crane and like throw them. First of all, they got away with a lot of misdemeanors.

They got a lot with... We're gonna do it one more time. they got away with a lot of shit. And the craziest part about is watching it as a child, you're just like, oh, dude,

me and the boys could do that. Watching as an adult, like, you're ready to like vomit after some things. Like, think about that, a porta potty spilled, a porta potty spilled on a man.

Oh my God. If that happened to me, like I, wow, oh, wow. But, hey everybody, welcome to the Yus Chino podcast,

episode 202, the A million subscriber special. Now, if you're new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see the subscribe button, is it? I didn't know that's true for me. Sorry, right. I know. Honestly, it was a 50-50 decision. I thought it was and I said, no, surely not. No, I saw you peek.

I peaked. There was no confidence in it. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go, here we go. We're testing out a new intro here. So guys, if you like this, let us know in the comments below. If you're a new here, if you're looking at below, you see, subscribe, button, is it? Press.

You're wrong. If you're even more below that you see a comment section is fulfilled with your name. And guess what, even more ongoing? I thought there was gonna be a second one. Sorry. Oh, that was it. Oh no, no, that was the same. Oh my God.

Oh, no, no, he's not made for it. No, no, no. Fill that out. I thought it was gonna get your good karma. Whoa! No, no, no. Get your good karma. Guys, it's the a million subscriber episode.

Let's take a second to say thank you so much. Yes. To all one million people who decided to click that subscribe button. It doesn't go, uh, it doesn't go without saying. Well, obviously, doesn't go and notice it's actually we're getting a plaque for it but you're having a hard time i'm a rough day i'm gonna take a 30 second time yeah we want to say thank you so much to everybody they click that subscribe button and shows up every monday here on the youtube and on spotify

and on the patreon this is a milestone for us like milestone in my personal life i said this on the videos that are on my socials but like starting youtube when i was a kid a million subscribers has always been the goal so now that we hit it i can't even i can't even be upset said like it feels like you know you reach the top of the mountain but there's another mountain to climb there is another mountain to climb there's another mountain and hell we're on we're on we're set we're at sea level yeah we're on the street we're looking at that beautiful little mountain yeah but we're not going to say the announcement yet as you know in this episode you do get the one million subscriber announcement it'll become later in the episode so just sit tight it's

coming and this is going to change ySk forever forever yeah forever how do you feel about a million subscribers. Is it a lot of white people movie? Say a lot of white people movie? Yeah, because I just did the furrow reference and you looked at me as if I ashamed. No, it's because you're being weird. It's like, it's like, I'm looking at you like,

I need to tighten it up a little bit, but it's a big episode. It's a huge to get it together. It's huge. It's great energy. Okay. I've failed myself early on, but I'm gonna redeem it. Let's recover here. How I feel about a million subscribers, it really is, like for you, it's different

because you always want to do this, but whenever I joined, joined the cause, joined four, It really is one of those things that you don't even again you might have as a kid But for me I was like I would not have imagined that this was attainable like a million people subscribe to our channel Yeah it's not it's that is a statistically that's like a whatever you're in the point something of all YouTube channels ever created Yeah and that's a that's a wild thing to think of and like think of how long we've been doing it how many people support us how many people have been here since before I was here, how many people, like, there's just so many things that come into your mind at once. It really is wild.

I can't, I genuinely, and this is a thought, like the number of million for the past, like, however long it's been since we hit it, the number of the number has just been in my head. It's a big number. It's a big number. And to the point, like, I'm trying to fathom that because I really want to sit in this victory because it is a victory. It's a huge accomplishment. It's a massive win.

Very thankful for it. Like, extremely thankful for it. But I've been trying to, you know, really sit on how big that number is. I can't imagine doing a million of anything. No, that's a lot. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, you're on that line of unfathomable. Yeah, yeah. A million of something.

And what is the, like, name one thing, you can do a million times the quickest. The quickest. Yes. Uh, off rip. Snap. No, not trying to do. It's like, in your regular day life, how, like, what's the thing you can do? I think it's walking.

You can take a million steps quicker than you can. do anything else, right? And even taking a million steps is crazy. That's a ton of steps. I think it's the quickest thing you can do. Okay, I want you to think about this. When people get smart watches, their daily goal is 10,000. Yeah. 10,000 steps. Yes. Okay, you have to do that, right, a hundred times. And that's easy. So the quickest thing you can do in life is going to take you roughly three months if you did a daily average. That's the quickest thing you can think of. What else could it be? There has to be something better than walking.

Because if the average person... First off, in it's steps. You don't say walk. You don't walk a million, a million walks. No, a million steps, not walk. Well, I was saying because you can't count your runs until the million steps. Who said that rule?

Why not? I would literally choose to run. Running is not stepping. What? Running is running. That's its own action. You can only step when you walk. Moving your human via legs is a step.

If I choose to do it at a quicker pace, that doesn't mean I'm not stepping. I'm big stepping. I'm a big step. I'm the biggest stepper. At that point, you're walking and I'm the biggest stepper. No, no, running is, like you say, I'm going on a jog or a run. You can't say, you don't say I'm going on a step. Who do you say I'm going on a step?

Who runs a marathon? They're like, I'm going 24 miles of stepping. So then have, then, have them. I'm running for 24 miles. Why would you go on a run? Does your step counter still work? What'd you say, Judge? Oh, this is a one-sided hearing?

Oh, I'm whooping his-hap. Oh, sorry, I'll cool it. What are you? A run, a jog, a gallop, a skip, a regular walk. They're all steps. I'm not alone in that. Because it would be named the same. Like a skip is a skip, it's not a skip and a step.

A step and a skip is not the same thing. Come on. Come on. A step and a skip is not the same thing. A walk is not a run. Those don't count as steps. Stepping is just walking. Get your 1,000 steps in.

Anytime I watch those TikTok videos of the gurus, they're walking. They're walking because they don't have that dog. First off, they don't have that grit. Yeah. There's no, okay, is there a difference? What is the fundamental difference of walking and running? Speed, speed, right? And efficiency.

Speed and efficiency. Speed. So if you take that away, what you're doing is the exact same. right? You're just kind of... No, no, no, no, it's actually the exact same. No, because you can walk backwards. You can't run backwards. Begged to pardon. I begged to pardon. I begged my pardon. What is it? Beg to differ. Beg to differ. I was a great backwards runner. Do it. We do. I will gladly... Get the fourth camera. Go ahead of a backwards run. Where where Jesus is.

I've never seen someone backwards run. Hit it. Hit it again. Go. No. But no one does in your regular life. Everybody, once a day you take steps backwards. Once a day at least. Not that. That is an interesting study. I would agree personally, but I don't know if that's fact. I don't know if that's science.

I can only say, no. I can honestly say I have never backwards ran. Only in elementary school when I was trying to press the fucking. That's the only time. You get that second grader you looking at? You're impressive. the was running backwards. I was a bastard than you going backwards, dude.

I was a dog. Bro, I used to race the girls. Yeah, you say that every day. I used to race them. Dude, this one chick was fast. She played soccer. Yeah. Well, you're a thick kid too.

I was a little chunky, yeah. Massive head too. It was real hard to keep a sinner. Real hard to keep on that center line. You definitely had to pick and choose which girl you were calling out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I said, oh yeah.

Hey, Megan, come. No, easy win. No, I was like, uh, no. I'm not hurt today. Can't erase you. Going back to what we're talking about, I venture to say, still getting a million steps is quicker than getting a million runs. Because you can go longer taking steps than you can running. Peyton, you sound like someone that doesn't speak English. That's the easiest way I can put it.

You just said getting a million runs. A million, a million. Oh, it's hard, right? Because it's still steps. No, but there's a difference. If you run or if you walk, it is a step. There's a, okay, I get what you're saying. There is a difference.

Then what? The speed is the difference. No, heart cardiovascular systems, compound on your knees and distance is all part of it. Oh, okay, Pythagorean running theorem? No, steps is steps. But I disagree wholeheartedly. I think, okay, but are you doing it passive or can you try to get to a million? No, just in your regular day live, what can you get to a million the quickest?

I was going to say blink. First off, you're underestimating my snaps. I can snap very fast and someone can just sit there. That's way faster than you can step or blink. Oh, that's how you know you got to touch that right there. That's a tell-tale sign right there. But, okay, I was going to say blinks, but I can't just sit there and spam. Okay, but even if you don't try to blink or if you don't try to just take more walks,

you can 100% walk a million faster than you get to a million blinks. That's what I'm saying. Because because... Ah! Hold it. Because there's a very good amount of every single person's day. moving. They're not moving. Not longer than you're sleeping down and taking lunch. That's 30 minutes of not adding to your steps. 30 minutes of blinking. But not longer than it is to sleep because I don't blink in

my sleep. I don't sleep blink. Yeah, you don't take steps either, moron. Yeah, but this doesn't help your case. But your eyes are closing. You're sitting there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He's like running in the bed. Like, what the hell? That doesn't help your case. But for eight hours a day, Ideally, eight hours a day, your eyes are closed, right? Eight hours a day, your legs aren't moving. Oh. Did it, did that? That really didn't hit the first time I gave you the whole explanation?

It took the second time for that to click. No, you're on some, it's not me. That's bad. That's what I'm saying. It does not help your case. No, but more people sleepwalk than blink sleep. More people sleepwalk than they blink in their sleep. And when they sleepwalk, guess what?

Dude, I don't know if, I don't know what. you're on today when people sleepwalk typically their eyes are open no they're not no they're not no it is not you oh dude no it's not yes it you know okay have you personally seen someone sleepwalk i've done real life i've slept walk my eyes were closed you don't really remember it but if i my eyes were open i had a little memory no you wouldn't and you don't get to see yourself you're not god this isn't a video game you were see you were asleep you just said that have you seen someone else sleep walk No, well, Robbie's close. I mean, I shared a room with him in Los Angeles last weekend.

Dude, he has soliloquies in his sleep. He was literally like this, no, bub, not doing it. With the tube coming out of him. No, bub, not doing it. No, sir. He literally went, why did you say that? It's always the hands. He goes, man, I told you I was trying, Barbara.

Yeah. Okay, there's an, okay. You're not giving me credit for blinks because I can't actively try. I'm not giving you credit for steps because there's a lot of time you're not moving. Right. Is there another best thing that we can level with each other? Dude, I can't think. About maybe a quiff or a fart.

I still wish I could queef, man. If someone hits a million queefs in their lifetime, take off. If someone hits a, yeah, she can fly! Sound like Flappy Bird. Yo, yo! I'm gross. Dude, if I could queque.

He's got Flappy Bird quees. If I could queef, I'd be a billionaire. If I could queef, I would have a billion dollars in my bank of account liquid. I would put my quies in a f***er and send them to people. With $40 a jar. Oh my God! Yeah. You're taxing.

A quefe. A 40 ball for a quiff? What is your quief worth? It would be like five bucks. You got a nasty quips? No, I just, I'm a man of the people. Do you think you have powerful quips? I think mine would be very, very ghostly, very whispery.

He'd be like, purr, you got granny queues. That would be mine. Oh, yeah. My shit sounded like a jet injury. He was like, there'd be so much. Yeah, you might have a billion. That's one of my favorite things is when you add two things,

no, when you add two things together, two hypotheticals that have zero, zero correlation, and you make it. like and you believe it wholeheartedly. You just said on the internet, if you had the ability to quefe, you'd be a billionaire. Yeah. And like that is just, it's boggling.

No, I think that's the only talent I have. I think that's it. But this is the million subscriber episode. We're gonna move on past a million. We do wanna say thank you guys so much for all the love and support and subscribing. I think it's time for the, uh, the announcement. Oh, Lord, I'm, you know I'm ready.

We know fourth cam's ready. The world and the Lord knows that you're ready. Oh, can we get a, Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Announcement time. Announcement time. Announcement time. Oh.

Aounsmite time. Shake that now, smit time. Work that announcement time. Pop that noun, Smith, time. Take that time off. Don't you break the motherf-fiel. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, uh, oh, oh. No, no, no. And I want to be the first to say when he comes back to his mic, listen to how out of breath he is. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I mean, the worst route he could. I can hear your breathing. Listen, get on that mic. You've looked down. He said, announcement time. Thank you guys so much for one million subscribers. We love you. Thank you.

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Unreal. It really, it's like a almost. Still out of breath, by the way. Yeah, it's almost like liberating. Yeah. And in a weird that's kind of extreme. But like, it just feels good. Because y'all don't even know, but we've been,

what do you think the timeline is? For what? working on this to get it out. The channel? Yeah. Or the doc? The channel. The channel, yeah, we've been working on it for it.

We talk about it on the TMT that came out today. And we're going to talk about it more on the Patreon exclusive that comes out Wednesday. But yeah, we've been working on this for a long time. This isn't like a run-of-the-mill, like random thought. Like, we've been really planning this and we have like a five-year plan for it. Yeah, I was about to say this. You said it perfect. This is not just like a, oh, we're going to do this.

And then here in a month, it's going to be a dormant channel. No. No. No. We already have a lot of stuff we've been recorded. We have 360 camera video. Like it's crazy. We have this documentary that's, I don't know the amount of episodes.

It's going to be around five or six or something like that, four or five six. I don't know. It's a great documentary. As you can see, if you go watch it right now, it is fantastic episode one. If you want every episode that's on there that's going to be on YSK unplugged, any video, add free and uncensored in a week early. It's on the Patreon, of course. And if you want to be able to be involved in what we talk about and what we do,

You gotta be on the Patreon. Like in a couple weeks or maybe a month from now, Peyton and Sarah, Q&A, we're getting all the questions from the Patreon. If you got a steamy hot question you want to ask, go ahead and join that koala club. And the big, I want to put some emphasis on this, especially for YSK unplugged.

Yes, you will get everything a week early. Yes, it is ad-free and uncensored. But to me, the biggest perk is on this unplugged channel, you are going to have a lot of, lack of better words, like voting power. We might go into the Patreon and say, what do y'all want to see us do? Because now we have branched outside.

We do anything in the world. We can literally do anything. It's so fun. So y'all can, like, there's, I mean, there's already thousands of members in there banding together your thoughts. Oh, I think this would be funny. I think that would be fantastic.

And we do it. And we're just going to do it. We're going to do it. I think that's the biggest, coolest part as the consumer that y'all can literally, it's like a video game. You can choose what we're, I love it so much.

And we can have the whole crew involved and special guests. If you want to see more of them, you get to hear them on the Patreon, but if you want to see them and how little their bodies are compared to us, you go see it on YSK unplug. Let's get that thing to 10,000 subscribers quick. Let's do it. And then after 10, let's go to a Honda.

Let's just let's just remember that. What we're going to do? I'm in! Oh, I was matching the energy. You want to climb that whole ladder? Really? You love the ladder. Yeah, the 100 million ladder, and that's dollars.

And that's with hypotheticals. Do we do a thing? Never mind. I got to run it past corporate. But then we can, but never mind. But yeah, thank you guys so much. YSK unplugged is live right now. I go, yes, sir, we do make that a weekly thing.

Episode 19. Our contestant this week, random person. It would be just like conspiracy. I won't be. No, you hate them. I know you hate them. No, I'm just not. I realize that I was bringing down the quality of the content

because I was, but that's good foresight. It's able to take a step back and be like, I'm ruining this. Speaking, now this is, I guess it's kind of, I mean, hell, you just. Chris Paul me to Mike Blake Griffin. I mean, a beautiful law. They're treating Chris Paul real bad.

Look, very bad. Very bad. I mean, just D&P, D&P, D&P. But I think there's some behind the scenes stuff that's going on that I think I've heard about behind the scenes, but I'm not going to say it. Yeah, I think did it come out? Oh, yeah. We'll talk about that on an exclusive. Anyway, it's for the sports show coming out soon on Patreon.

There we go. Good morning, too you. The Earth's going to lose gravity here in a couple months, according to NASA. Dead series. First of all, NASA's not a thing. No, NASA's very much a thing and they're very funded. They're actually about to send people to the moon. You live under a boulder. Your name's Peyton Patrick Star Harden. Dude, NASA doesn't exist. No, they just banned it. No, no, people are going to the moon in a couple months time, actually.

Is Elon with NASA or he's got his own NASA? No, sir. He's got his own thing, but he's probably on a, on some board of advisories for NASA. I thought NASA disbanded. I mean, I mean, on NASA's done. NASA's done. No, no, I think the government quiff hunting. I think they're very much doing as of sending humans. back for for the first time. So it's like a rogue mission they're on. Yeah, it's like, like, Oh, it's like, Star Wars.

Yeah, so wait, why is the Earth losing gravity? Can I read it to you? Yeah, sure. Can I read you something real quick? Science Talks. YSK. I said with YSK. Oh, you go, science talks.

I'm like, but only five sandwich. Okay. Oh man. Apparently, on, on. Apparently, uh, I've never been on live television before. Apparently. Apparently, this is ridiculous. Apparently, on August 12th, 2026, the world is going to lose gravity for seven seconds.

Oh, and that makes it fun. That makes it catastrophic. Oh, we're going to die? There's an estimated 40 million deaths, if this happens. 40 million deaths. Oh, why? Huh. I thought we just float.

And then when it cuts back on, you drop. Yeah, seven seconds. How hard are you getting in seven? In seconds. You know, gravity pulls you down at like nine meters a second or something. I'm not from Australia. Oh, let's just say you'd get a very, very... I'm an American.

You go, I'm from Austin, Texas. What's a meter? Three feet. So let's just say in that seven seconds. So 27 feet. No, no, no, no, you could easily get to about, um, 150 feet high. And you're gonna drop and go, uh, you go, ah, wow. Well, it's not the other.

Oh, this is so cool. This is so cool. Cuts back on. What? Not if there's a ceiling. Now here we go. Hear me out. Yeah.

Let me finish this first. According to NASA that on apparently on August 12th, 2026, the world might lose gravity for seven seconds. The reason for this is the intersection of two gravitational waves from two different black holes. And this was, so basically what they're saying, and this is predicted back in 2019 with a 96% chance of happening. I don't know. I'm not here to fear monger. I just thought this would be a little quirky to talk about. There's two black holes, two gravitational waves. I like that. Oh, here you go. They've got sent off into space. They're going to meet at that point. How's that black old? They're going to meet. They're going to meet right there. They're going to meet. And when they meet,

when they meet right there, we lose gravity. Seven seconds. Wow. Now, if this event takes place, there's an estimated damage of 40 million souls. There's been 40 million deaths. It's not funny. Infrastructure destruction that would last up to a decade. And then the overall panic could apparently spark some external and internal affairs. Like countries might get mad at each other that, oh, y'all knew this was happening. You didn't share it with that.

Whatever. They can't stop it? It's all alleged. But no, I mean, what we're going to do? Shoot it with a laser? It's gravitational waves from a black hole. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it, how?

Put Earth back into a little toy box it came in. Yeah. What I mean stop it? Maybe, well, I don't know. There's-astronomical. Well, we put a dome. We're like, the way that like, we, in like, during COVID, we got the stimulus checks, get us seatbelts. Send us a seatbelt in the mail.

Dude, no, I, now I hear you, I guarantee you if this becomes like a, oh, and now you never know. It's in space. But say, say around. June, they're like, oh, this is inevitable. Like, this is happening in two months. Yeah. Yeah. I guarantee you. Some massive government check is going to be cut to some company that's going to make something to where you can, like, bolt yourself in the ground. But there was a full-blown video. It was saying, like, 100% stay indoors if you can, preferably big, big buildings, like a skyscraper because they're deep in the ground. Like your house is just like a slab of concrete. Oh, your house can go

up? No, I don't think, but it could. I didn't know gravity was that strong. How strong is it? Yeah. I mean, like, are you Patrick Star? Are you a human? Where the f f f f f you all learn this stuff? Like, no, genuinely. Like, I'm getting sick and tired of me being the and like the dumb guy. Where the f*** did y'all go to school? I went to a public high school.

Me too. You know what I learned about? I was going to say the G spot. That's it. I learned, you know what I mean? I learned two girls, one cup. You know what I mean? That's what I learned about.

I was going to tutoring. You were like this. Oh, the gravitation. pull is strong. 12 meters. Yeah, and you were chewing on your braids with your gnarled teeth. You were a tribesman in society. You're like, and I was sitting there, 2.1.

No, no, no, no. But Mr. Gregory, I remember him. I didn't like his pants were way too tight. His back pockets were touching. Oh my God. Mr. Gregory had no a a a asterisk whatsoever. That's what Kevin Hart said about Conan O'Brien. If your back pockets are touching,

Now, I'm not exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating when I say that. If I had your fingernails and I did that to my own leg, I would bleed. I would absolutely start bleeding. No, I got crocodile skin. You just scratched that like an old person that has had like neuropathy for 20 years. Like they can't even feel their feet. And they're like, hey, can I say, I don't like those shit.

I'm so sorry. No, somebody rewind, everything I have. Oh my God, you hate me. No, someone rewind this episode every time I look down. Yeah, because I keep looking at them. Dude, they're an eyesore. I hope those get pulled up with the gravity. No, but it said, that is scary.

Back to the gravity. It said, anchor yourself to something that's in the ground. It said, don't try to hold. So it was like if you're holding onto a tree, do not try to hold onto the tree and hold someone else and keep them safe. They can hold the same tree. Like, they can hold the same tree, bro. Where the next tree?

There's a whole thing about it. And I was like, if this shit happens, first off, that would be, hear me out now now I'm kind of I'm switching sides to your side will we lose oxygen too no because I thought in space like think about this because in space there's no gravity so they couldn't breathe that to wear the helmets I didn't know if we had to wear helmets it's a vacuum actually there's nothing that we have an atmosphere keeps us I didn't know if the if the gravity goes the atmosphere goes I don't know how it works like seasons change the sun moves I don't know what happens dude but the thing about gravity bro there's no there's no it's not like a mythical like bicep curl they're like it can

only do so much yeah there's no weight like there's a zero weight limit except exceptions at like a full blown filled with gasoline like 18 wheeler. It's just gonna. Wow, that's impressive. The biggest, the biggest cut piece of, of, of a, of a, whatever, from a quarry is just gonna. And so why is that not happening now? Like why, like why? Because when the waves are gonna hit.

No, but August 12, 2026. Apparently. But what's holding us down right now? Gravity, dude. When the waves hit, it's gonna mess with our life and our, and our planet. The whole planet? The whole planet. No, dude.

Greenland's. cool. They're fine. Greenland and Japan. They're fine. They're good. Everyone else though. Everyone else gets affected. They're just cool. They're still just sitting there. I didn't know. I didn't know. I was just wondering. I can't ask questions and that's why I don't, podcast's over. 202. All the comments. Why? Google's free. You want to be entertained? I got to ask questions. That's the part. I got to ask questions. And these are genuine questions. But that's just a little dumb though. Like I have a very low tolerance for stupidity. That's my...

That was hurtful. No, sorry, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it. And I got a low tolerance for those shoes. I knew it was coming. And can I be honest? Throw away the jacket. I'm not throwing away this jacket.

I love this jacket. No, it's just, no, I, I... Maybe it's you? Dude, it is me. No, no, I could literally put on. I could take your clothes off, put them on, you'd be like, uh, not it. Yeah.

It's me. It's not the clothes. No, but you, there's some outfits you were... You put this on, you would like it. You'd look good in it. It's on me. You hate it. No, that's why I don't have it.

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I'd probably say after every like maybe two two wares, maybe three. Three is like a three like three they're getting washed two if it's like I just I wore them we give very calm vibes maybe I wouldn't watch a movie yeah no need if I'm sweating in them yeah I'm never washed my jeans I've never washed my jeans I don't like the way they feel after my mom used to do it for me crinkly and nasty like they're scoffing them stupid man did you did you just say I've never washed those have never been washed these and any other pair you see me wear never touch laundry once I don't think you should I don't think it's a good thing for him Because that's the part of denim, right? That's a part of the pant. Paid. I have been, I have graced and shared a stage with you at a live performance where I know how my

smelled, right? Like I physically know what my gooch was cooking up. Yeah. And yours has more sense, weird, strange sense, and more hair than me. No, no, no. And you didn't wash your pants. and half of your underwear has holes in. So there's direct access from your to the gene.

Direct line of access. Didn't have to go through a middle, man. I genuinely do not wash my pants. I do not wash jeans because, Cam, honestly, it takes a lot for the jeans to smell bad. It generally takes a lot for it to happen. And too, if I, if my jeans do smell bad, it's normally just on the back region

and I'll spray that down with Fabrese. That's what I do. I've seen you do that for 10 years. Spray it on. Spray for Breeze on a wash rag and just get the back of it. That's my go-to, but I don't like it. And I think it's the way I was raised, because my grandpa didn't wash jeans either.

You know what he used to do? What? He used to put his jeans in a, in like a target bag and put him in the freezer. Okay. I swear to God. He said it killed the bacteria. Probably, f***ed.

Didn't get rid of the stench, though. Yeah, and honestly, I did it too. I didn't like the thawing process. You said there, yeah. You ever have a stiff pair of jeans? like there was a . Peyton, you are a nasty. You are a nasty, nasty man.

You've never- Why do you wash jeans? It's nasty. You have, it's a weird feeling. Okay, think about not washing a shirt. What is the difference? Talk to me. Fabric.

Okay, fabric, okay? But would you still be willing to say that after a certain amount of uses on the shirt, it's probably best, right, if you wash it? No. Why? No, jeans are legitimately not. supposed to be washed for the texture and because there's already protective qualities in the denim. Okay, so you want to go all sort of ginger technically supposed to not be really put in there? Okay? Then why do they have a tag on the inside that says wash like this? Machine wash inside out,

cold water, tumble dry, no heat. I can honestly say I've never read the inside of a pants. I've never read that little thicker and the fact that you do shows a lot about your daily routine. Yes, I'm washing my pants, you nasty, disgusting crotch region, man. Raise the hands. Who washes their jeans? Yeah, thank you. Third or fourth day. Yeah, you wear them for, okay. I wash these one time in a year.

Yes, it's like maybe, maybe once a year. By yearly, I would do it. I will wash, bro. No, no, no, y'all are tripping. The pant is fine. You think it's gonna- You think it's gonna deteriorate in the wash. It messes up the structure of your pant.

No, it does not. And the color. No, it does not. The color maybe, because you probably, wash that hot, not listening, probably stripping it of the color. I just want to, you should wash those shoes like garbage. Stop looking at my feet. No, you're a nasty person.

And if anyone in the comments, if you own, you, okay, would that fly for any other pair of clothing? Yeah, denim jackets. Would that fly for any other article of clothing that is not made of denim? I can honestly say, like, my expensive shirts like this, I will only wash them if, like, I absolutely just bombed something in them. Like if I absolutely just like went crazy and like sweat or something spilled all over, it's the only way I'll wash my nice clothes.

I don't wash nice clothes. I would venture to say it not washing nice shit. Yeah. Makes it worse than washing the night. It is stinky. It's crusty. The sweat stains are seeping in deeper. No.

If you spilled some on it, it's now, it's not coming out. I can honestly wash. I've had this shirt. It's a nice shirt. Now I'm not going to say the brand. It looks great on you. I'm not going to say the brand, it's on my chest. So this is a really nice shirt.

Like it was an expensive shirt. I splurged. I've had this for about six months. Hasn't touched water. Hasn't touched water and smell me. Come on, get a whip. Oh my God.

Get that. Not bad. Right? Yeah, get that. Not great either, dude. Give me one more.

Oh, yeah. It's kind of just like. It's a little stale. It's a little stale. Yeah. But it's not bad. But it doesn't smell great either. If I throw it in the laundry,

this, this nice shirt now comes to your quality of clothes. Like, I can't, I can't. I'm just saying, bro, I don't wash my nice clothes, I don't wash my jeans, don't do it. That is unbelievable. That's not real.

I just wanted to know because I keep looking at those shoes. You should honestly start cutting your grass in those shoes. Bro, these are not that bad. You should get those away people that need them. Honestly, those are donation shoes. I mean, I hate those shoes, bro. It's a bad shoe. What is bad about this?

I mean, that's... What is bad? And like all the comments are gonna be like, bro, pay doesn't know swag. Look at these those weird shoes he's wearing. I would rather these are pristine too. I walked in the snow and these I would get them. Yeah I would rather do it's been cold outside. Very cold. Dude, so bad. No hold on okay hold on I can't forget this. Oh god. Yeah it shouldn't be that hard to put on on your shoe. Okay here we go. You're talking about feet and seeing shoes and you hate my shoes and I hate you anyway I was in Walmart the other day. This is unbelievable. What happened? I'm in Walmart.

Very quick trip. I literally for baby water. This is before the whole Dalaska snowpocalypse thing, right? Run into Walmart solely to grab baby water and come out. I get in there. Excuse me. To grab water. Baby water. Baby water.

What's funny about that? Baby water. What am I missing? Water for a baby. Baby water. What the f***es baby water? They have specific baby water. No, they don't.

Oh yes, sir. They do. Your son has to get special water. No, no, no. All babies. No, sir. Should be drinking baby water. It's not gonna...

them if they don't, but it's preferred. Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Drinking nasty tap water, you end up... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't give them tab water, give them at least some Fiji or something, give them some Aquipana. You don't do Aquas, you don't do Fiji,

don't do Farragamo, you don't do none of that water. No, because babies are built the same as us, right? They're not fishies. No, that's not true at all. That's not true at all. Your babies have the same organs as us. Imagine if you, I want you to think about this. You could say, oh, what is it?

I can't even think. I cannot even think. Like the guy, the kid on the soccer team at the local high school is the same as Namar because they both play soccer. That's what you just said. No, I'm talking about the physical properties of a human being as a baby. It's the same physical properties as a human being when they're older. The same thing.

A lot happens. A lot develops and a lot. Why can't my son fill out his taxes right now? No, that's different because his brain's not. developed yet. Oh, so it's natural... Just like his liver and his skin and everything. Yeah, but his natural human properties, he needs H2O. Yes, he needs water. So why does he need it? What's baby water? What is in it?

I think it's either added fluoride or not, I think it's with fluoride. I heard fluoride is bad. It's, it's a whole thing. I mean, you don't want, but it's... So you're saying, get your son poison water and it'll be all right when they're older. I cannot give you the science behind it. I'm saying there's baby water. Yeah. That's, that's all I'm saying. That doesn't make sense. It's either distilled or it's pure. So it's not spring, you don't give them spring water. You don't give them, uh, whatever the hell. Give him aquauna, call it a day.

What is aquapon? Is that glass water? It's a good water. That glass water and you go to restaurant, you say still. They bring that. They ran that aqua pan and they turn it like that. It's like $14 a glass. Yeah, give him some aqua pan. I bet he'll be all right after that.

No, he won't. So what if I drink baby water? Nothing happens to you. That's fine. So why can't he drink regular water? Okay. You go sit in the sauna. What's going to happen to you? You're going to sweat.

Feel good, right? Yeah. You put my son in the sauna. You need more examples. You go out of the snow. You have a great time. Oh, a snowball fight. He goes out there.

Frostbite. False comparison. No. False comparison. No, it's not. Baby water just doesn't make sense to me. I just understand what the hell goes into that, why they need it differently.

Because I've, listen to me. Like, genuinely listen to me. And you can get onto your story, and I'm so sorry, but it was really dumb. If I, these organs that are in here right now, I've had those since I came out. These same organs.

Dude. These same ones. I didn't get added things. I didn't get a surgery or a replacement or a renewal. This is the same I've had since February 16th, 1999. Right? It is now January, February 2nd, 2006. These are the same organs.

Why do I need something different? Because they grow with you. You didn't have that size 14 of those talons for feet right when you were born either. They grew. Your organs change. Your heart gets bigger. Your brain gets smarter, you'd hope. Yeah.

Yeah, you would, but that's what it is. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. They have baby water. Maybe she'll look it back to the story. Yeah, look it up before you give it to yourself, though. You should probably figure that out before you feed it to another human. Anyway, you were at Walmart getting your baby food, whatever. I'm going in there to get my baby water.

Yeah. And I immediately, it just struck me out of nowhere. I have to poop. Or I'm going to poop my pants. Oh, God. Yeah, and you hate when I have these like whim poops, but it hit me. I said, oh my God, I'm about the poop in literally 40 seconds. I have to make them run for it.

I go straight to the bathroom. I drop my head No one's under the stall I go yes I go to the corner stall Big one more space Now I sit down No sir

No sir no the big one corner one Fantastic I go in there sit down Begin my poop I'm sorry Like the second I said I just went I like I love that though

It was good because I'm like Oh it's easy quick Get me out of here quick They could People outside might have thought I pissed Now This is where This is where it gets interesting

I sit down Right like Like as the poops coming out of me, I haven't finished another guy is barreling, barreling into this. He's hurting up. This is a, I have never heard in my entire life. This guy is hitting walls coming into the bathroom. He goes straight, straight to, there's only two stalls. There's a big corner one and a little skinny one.

Straight into that skinny one right next to me. Slamming doors. Now, now I, now I'll just, I'll start with this. I took three years of Spanish in high school. All right, here we go. Hear me out. Now, this man is, this man's native tongue is in Spanish. Espanio. He speaks Spanish, yes. He speaks Spanish. Now, a very common phrase that I know from that and from my Hispanic friends. It's A Dios Mio, right? Oh my God. Sure. My God, something. Whatever. Ios Mio. Yeah, there you go, right?

Me gusts that point. Now, I don't know that one. He sits down. First, everything sounds. I want you to think of the loudest way you could possibly be. bang something. That is every movement he has. Like he's hidden doors. He's like, like, like he's literally about to himself. He sits down and you hear his belt too. It's like, he's taking the belt off. And he literally goes, hi, deal smil. He goes, says it just like that. And it literally sounded like a sawed off shotgun. It went. He went oh, no. And I, I literally, I literally, I literally, I know how you are right now. In the flesh, I was crying.

In real life, I was crying. I literally was like this. I went, he went, and I literally was like, and I literally was like, and I was crying real tears. I was crying real tears. And it was like maybe like, no exaggeration, like probably three or four of those shots, right?

Just like, I mean, he was clogged up, like bad. I do smell And I went And I was like It was like I was a hostage Or like I was trying to not get captured I literally was trying to be dead silent To where they came to hear my breath

I went And I'm sitting here tearing up crying I was crying And then he finally gets to this moment of No I would venture to say This isn't even the best part yet I swear to God He starts crying

He literally started crying I'm not making up. Now if I wasn't in the bathroom and I was thinking to myself was like I need to record this but I was like that's that might be so violation. He started crying like how do you sound like a whimpering like a little like he was like actually crying on the toilet and I got to the point I was like what the and I'm still I am beyond laughing. Did you check on him? Hell no. You good bro? No my God no shot I literally went I was like I literally went I went I went Did you sit and wait for him to get out?

Oh, no, dude, I got to see. Well, he probably limped out that. Probably did. Yeah, he ate some, I mean, he probably, he literally grabbed an allergy. Like, no, somebody he's allergic to. He grabbed the virus and ate it. Oh, dude. He said, oh, COVID.

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Me and Robbie did. on Patreon exclusive, but I had the public at a five-star restaurant. It was bad. That's probably a glorious bathroom pooping. No, it was at a, it was at a casino, and the bathroom was in the middle of the casino. You have to leave the restaurant to go to the bathroom. Dude, yeah. No, it was so bad.

Actually, I'll just tell it here, this part of it. So, you know I don't publicly take poops. Ever. Ever. I don't do it. And I've been kind of on a health kick. You can't tell, right? We can tell you the person.

No, I had to talk with Sarah. I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm letting you down. I was like, you don't want to... Bro, you got to get out of your head. You got to get out of your head. No, because sometimes when I'm cuddling with her and I'll roll over like this

and I see her look down at it. Like, I'm like, oh, man, I'm like, babe, it's gonna get flat eventually. Just go, I promise, bye-bye, June, we'll be good. And she loves it, though she plays with it. There you go. And she puts her finger on my belly button. That's up.

Well, okay. That's all that matters. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There we go. So, I've been on kind of a health kick, right? Yeah. So I haven't had like a greasy burger in a long time, right?

Oh, God, you're missing out. Like, oh, my God, they're so good. So good. So, I was hungover from the night before. I woke up at like 3 p.m. Holy shit. That was bad. Oh, my God.

Yeah, woke up at like 3 p.m. We had a dinner schedule. I had a five-star restaurant at, like, eight. So I was like, okay, I'm just going to go. There's a burger right in this hotel. I'm going to go grab this burger, eat it, and I get a little snack. Sonny's on, putty on, slow walk. Now, I ordered this burger.

The menu was all in braille almost. I was so hungover and I couldn't, I didn't know why it was your f*** burger. They're like, how could you have you went? Oh, I thought it. Yeah, exactly. And so they gave me the burger. I opened it up. It had bacon on it, two burger patties, and Ruffles chips.

What? Yeah, I was like, this is the craziest burger I've ever seen, but I was starving. That's fire. No, the ideal, I was so hungover. I was like, this is going to be great. Yeah. I ate the burger, literally 14 minutes after.

Like, it literally felt like someone lit a map. Someone lit a match in my ass. Like someone, here you go. Yeah. And so I was hurting. I ran back to my room. I mean, exploded. It was literally, and I feel so bad for the cleaning staff.

It was on the bowl. It was, because I, it was on the way down. I started. So it was, I mean, it looked like. You have no respect. No respect, no patience. Oh, that's what that's real. You sit on that porcelain.

Yeah, I couldn't make it. So anyway. God. I was on and off Dutton, right? For the, for the, I was on and off Dutton for a couple hours. Duton's crazy. I thought I was. fine we get to no man no no no no no no no no I was on it no no no no no no

no seriously please trash bag I can't watch a lugie that's gonna be nasty that's me real nasty I was on it no you got the shirt version of the jacket shirt version of the jacket I'm gonna hire you a stylist I love you though I actually first thing I think I'm gonna start with you more I'm I'm gonna dress worse everywhere. I'm gonna dress. Can't do it. I mean, you can't.

You can't do it. I'm gonna come. Oh, that's fire. That's fire. So I was for a while. We go to the dinner. Now, we're hooked up at this restaurant. We get prepared.

You and who? Me and Robbie. And the host of the casino. Oh my God. Yeah. So we were getting like fixed menus where they were bringing seafood towers. The gourmet of gourmet.

It was so good. I mean, no, Cam, that's so. good. We kept staying like, Camas Pab. I love this. I bet I would have. But so I had a kid, I had like a king crab, right? I ate it. Oh my God. Dipped it in butter. My stomach all more. It was to the point I was sitting like this at a five-star restaurant like closing my eyes and sweating. I was like I got to go.

God. I stood up. I ran to the bathroom. Now I already don't publicly shit, right? I don't like it enough. So I'm, I'm fighting. I'm going, it was meo. It was meo. No, like I'm shoot, like, and it sounds like a paintball is hitting this. It's bad. And like, it won't stop. And I was trying to play TikToks loud because I would.

I hate people like you. You better embrace that. I would release and the plops would and the shots would be loud, but then it always followed out by some gas, like a little butt quees. That's fine. That's a part of the game. That's a part of the game. No, but it wouldn't stop.

Nobody likes rebounding, but it's a necessity. You got to get that out. Got to get that gas out. It doesn't so, it's not pretty. It's a grimy skill. You got to do it. Yeah, no, it was bad. And it was so embarrassing.

sweating, I was anxiety attack. I was coughing. It was a whole bad thing. It got worse because there was like a bathroom attendant in the bathroom. Oh, y'all read a nice spot. Yeah. It was a bathroom. They had a poop scooper waiting for you all? Well, he was normally there to sell whatever colognes, mince, whatever the f*** you want, right? This isn't broad daylight. This isn't a nightclub? No, no, this is a restaurant. He's selling you cologne and mince. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, it's irregular. Yeah, it's a nice restaurant. They do that there. Oh, my God. Oh my God. But he was just standing in the corner until I saw feet right outside my stall. And I was like, why the, is there feet right here?

I was like, why is this guy like, obviously you can hear the, the war going on in this big stall. Kim, he, I see a hand to go under the stall with a spray. He's lighten my, with a, with a for, you're sitting there. I was like this, I said the feet are turned. towards me and then I just see us. I was like, what the I was literally like this.

Like this guy knew I deserved it. I was like this. I was literally like, just trying to dodge the it was so bad. You didn't even fight it back because you knew that you were a nasty, son of a fucking. He started like mopping outside the floor and I was like, I'm not at this point you're just with me. You're bullying

at that point. Yeah, so I pinched it off. I wasn't finished. I get up. I didn't make any eye contact. I took the soap. Wash my hands. That was my Puma story. God, Jesus. Yeah. I've never been embarrassed. Like, like, and a little disrespect.

Like, if I would fuck him up, that would have been his fault. Yeah, but that would have gotten trouble, but that would have been his fault. Bro, I don't understand. You have the, I mean, your stomach, it's that mix of the anxiety, but your stomach. What happened? Like, if you're, your, your stomach is, like, hardwired directly to your brain, but not like everyone else. It's like, everyone is.

You're just like, if you think it's going to mess you up, you're going to get messed up. Oh, no. If I think I'm sick, you're, yes. What's that name? What's that name? Hypochondriac. Yeah. You have that with food, too.

Narcolex. If you're like, not narcoleptic, not narcolepsy. I'm just like, not narcolepsy. No, but you, if you think the food's going to be good

and super healthy and it's going to give you energy, you'll finish that meal and be like, dude, that's such a good salad. I'm ready to conquer the world. God, that's good. Let's go do something.

Yeah, I feel like I can go climb the skyscraper like that one, dude. Did you watch that? I watched a little bit of it. I don't know how people watch. a dude climbed that skyscraper. I don't know how people watch it. NCJ watched

essentially the whole thing. We took one gap for dinner. We were making dinner. He was watching Malachi. We watched it from the second the fact that we watched a man like on street level, just grab a part of the building with his paw. Grabbed it with his paw and started just going up and then he ended up

1,700 feet in the air. No, no. I don't think you understand. Like I was... We were sweating. I was so skeptical. And I talked to you before it happened. I was like, I'm not watching it. It's probably like there's no way Netflix would air. there's probably something you can't see. They're going to manipulate camera angles. No, they showed everything.

They had a top-down camera. There's no nets. Oh, dude, no, no. Thinking about it's literally making my balls go into me. No, no, no. We were watching it. And legit, it was prop, like, first off, shout out to him, shout out to Netflix,

that whole thing, it was dope. But, like, I don't, I'm right there with you. I don't physically comprehend how he does that. Or how people were there live watching. No, no. That's what I want to say. First of all, the people that were watching it live, y'all have a little thing. Like, it was strange to watch that live.

I couldn't do it. Like, the human instinct in me. No, yeah. That's disturbing to see that. 100%. That's the first level of, okay, you might need some psychiatric evaluation. Easily. The next one, people that showed up and were like this, because you're filming for one

reason. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah. You're filming for one reason. No matter if you want to say it or not, you sick little freak. No, it's disturbing. Bro, there was people. So the building he climbed, Taipei 101, is like a business building.

apparently. Yeah, and there's people in the windows. People in the windows. Yeah. Constantly, his whole client, people are like this. Yeah. I would be like, evacuate the building. Yeah. What if someone, I told CJ, I said, what if someone went up there, put on Snapchat, turned it sideways, and literally was like, held up a sign. It was like, I hope you fall. And he like, and he like read that. He goes, that could destroy his whole client. Yeah. Why would they allowing people to just, or people bang on the windows or something? What if someone like banging on the window? It's like, hey, you're Netflix. Play everybody one day off. one day PTO.

Get him out of it. And I was thinking about it, like, how strong... Dude. How strong is that guy? He's like a piece of a tooth. That's a piece of my lip crusties. How strong is that guy?

Like his forearm and hand strength is crazy. Oh yeah, no, we were already saying that. He probably weighs like a buck 30, buck 40. He could probably easily, like, farmers carry like 500 pounds. Dude. His forearm's got to be out of this world. I can't even walk up like 15 flights of stairs. And low key, the craziest part was the first like 35 seconds.

Oh, when he was initial? He got, he was like, I'm not kidding. He was probably 40 feet in the air. Yeah. In the first, like, 40 to 50 seconds. And this is on the side of a building. I don't understand. And I saw people like, that live there are trying to do it now, not like actually climb the whole thing, but at least get to the first one and like all of them are failing.

Oh, yeah. Like, he's so impressive. And no, no, no. The part where he was on the top with his feet and just put. Oh, you're sick, man. Oh, yeah, you're sick. And he's just listening to heavy metal in his ear. Was he listening to music?

Yeah, he had music that was also tapped in to the commentators, to Seth Rollins and the other two. No, he was listening to the commentators? No, he wasn't, he was listening to music, but when they, like, cueed him in, when, like, production, like, you know, he probably, he probably heard it in his ear. Like, hey, we're about to send you to the commentators, he's going to answer a question real quick. No, he was doing, well, I didn't see this part. He was doing interviews? He literally was talking to them in the middle of the climb. Literally talking to him in the middle of the climb.

They said, like, they said, hi, I don't know what I was like, yeah, it's crazy. Great day to be alive or something. Like, you would have thought he was like, great. for his son's barbecue. That's how easy it was to him. Dude, it's literally making me uncomfortable. See, that's how it was, that's how was the, I'd probably say the first third,

after the first, because it was about an hour and a half is how long it took him. So after the first 30 minutes, you kind of were watching it. It's like Steph, like shooting threes. Like you then realize he's so good at this. That it's like the nerve kind of,

it's the fact that he's high in the air. He could fall. First off, way too windy for my liking. And he was like, oh, it's a perfect day. He goes perfect conditions. His shirt was like this. Yeah, dude, ripped up.

He's like perfect condition. He's ripped. Oh, yeah, yeah. But literally, after 30 minutes, you're like, I don't think he's good. I don't think he can fail. No. Like, you see how good he is and how relaxed he is. Not a single beat of sweat.

Yeah, you can fail. No worries. He's getting on the ledge and looking off and sh- I saw this on X, Twitter. But I don't know if it was real or not. They said they did an MRI on his brain and the part of your brain that has fear, he, like, is severely like underdeveloped in that part. Oh, bro.

Me and CJ were saying that. They were showing him like images of scary things or like whatever in that part that they're test. Like doesn't click. Like it was just very low. I don't know if that's true or not, but I saw that. And I was like, that makes sense. It makes sense how you climb with no. And then he was asked, okay, we understand you're doing an amazing feature.

11th tallest building in the world. Why not at least just have a parachute on your back? And he literally said, well, you're in a downtown. Once you get past 150 feet or something, the wind gusts are like a lot stronger. He said there's really no difference. If I fall and pull that parachute, he's like, you can't guide it with the wind like that, with the tunnels and stuff. He's like, no difference.

If I fall, I fall. And I was like, I see. This guy's a psychopath. Did he get paid? Best part about this. I can't wait to see your reaction. I want you to guess how much you made from that. Get good number.

Good number. Netflix. Netflix, whole world, live stream. I want you to guess. I want you to guess. I want you to guess with some. some strength behind your debt. $12,000.

$500,000. He made $500,000. He even hit a mill? And he put his soul on the line. He was 1,700 feet in the air. $500,000. He got paid $500,000 for that? $500,000.

There's an 18-year-old that's going to get drafted in the second round next year that's going to make more than that. And they're not going to play. There's 13th man on NBA rosters right now. They don't touch courts. They warm up. And they wear chrome hearts to the games. And they do absolutely nothing.

They make more than him. No, no, no, no, no. I think Netflix should be under a federal investigation. Like, I know we might do business soon, but no. Netflix, Netflix might have netted, I don't know, $700 million. Yeah, yeah. They made three new shows because of him. He's a producer of three new shows.

Oh, yeah, there's going to be How to Climb 101, the Climb Series, the climber. Yeah, yeah. No, literally, and they went like this to him. They went, oh, good job, bro. Half a million dollars from the biggest streaming company in the world is crazy. I don't want to say it as it's necessarily Like net like like like they said 500 or nothing like maybe he doesn't give I don't know because he obviously He's he's sponsored by North Face. That's got to be decent

Oh so everything he wears his North Face he had it on his pants he out on a shirt He probably got money a lot of money and sponsors He definitely has sponsorships movie he has a movie dog he climbed a mountain the same way no Like a like an actual mountain. It's called free solo document like the whole thing's done of that and then yeah Yeah, it's the movie of him. At what point does he call it quits, though? What time is he done? Yeah, I'm like, what are you going to do next?

Go up the backwards? Burge Khalifa. He's going to go like this. He starts to climb, he's like, going backwards, like, what are you doing? Dude, yeah, no. How much money would it take for you to climb a skyscraper like he did? No, no, I want you to think, I want you to think about the,

I want you to think about the largest amount of money that you would have enough time in your life to say, and the answer is no. A trillion dollars. No. Yeah. I don't like standing at the top of this building and looking out of a secure window. Oh yeah. Let alone climbing, which I don't know how to do, let alone climbing with absolutely no safety measures.

Yeah. No shot. Well, funny enough. I wouldn't climb a tree without safety measures. I would not climb a red oak tree without, not even a red oak. I wouldn't climb a peach tree without some soft under me. I'm gonna, in my mind, I follow these nine feet and I break my arm. And now life sucks.

Building. Well, funny enough, so Cam, I know one of your biggest fears is skydiving. I'm not going to announce this challenge yet, but next week we'll announce a challenge. We're doing a thing and y'all will be involved in it. Where? It's a month. No, y'all as in the fans. Oh, okay.

It's a month-long competition between me and Cam with, um, topics or debates that y'all bring in, and the loser at the end of the month has a huge, huge, huge consequence. And Cam's, is going to be skydiving. Okay, let's do this real quick, guys. I hope you're listening. If I lose, I'm not on the podcast.

I absolutely terminate my contract. It's been a great ride. I can't. I'll talk to them. We have a week before this gets announced. I'll talk to them. I'll play. I'm fair game.

I'm not backing down from shit. But, But come back next week for that big announcement of the month-long challenge that we have for y'all. It's going to be a great time. My consequence is going to be big, too. We have to agree on it. I'm like, okay, chug two gallons of milk. I'm just kidding.

You're like, chug two gallons of milk and go swim. I go jump into a 12-foot pool holding two gallons of milk. That's f*** up. I know. That's funny. It's like, bro, you just have to go swim. I have to jump out of a plane. I'm like, you got to go take a laugh in the Lays River.

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