You Should Know Podcast - THE POCKET ROLL -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey, everyone. Welcome to The You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 51. Round of applause, please. Give it to me. It sounds... Okay, yep. We got a lot of applause, please, give it to me. It sounds, it sounds, okay, yep, we got a lot of people here today. We got a lot of people here.

It sounds like a bunch of, it sounds like a bunch of locusts flew into the studio, had an invasion. Guys, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 51. This is my favorite part of the week. I get to sit down here on the couch with my best friend, talk to the best fan base in the world. But if you're new here, if you haven't already,

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P.O. box is linked below. We're about to hit 100,000 subscribers here on the YouTube channel. We are so excited. We are so thankful for you guys. This has been a milestone that we have been working for for so long. And we're almost there so if you're if your grandmoms your unkies your papas don't don't have a youtube channel but if they have an email go and sign them up for a youtube channel tell them to hit that subscribe button enjoy it they you should know family the best family on youtube We also have another big announcement.

On the Spotify charts this week, we were ranked 16th overall in the world. Round of applause for being the 16th podcast in the world. Also, it doesn't just stop there. We are number four ranked podcast on spotify in the comedy division it goes joe rogan call her daddy theo von me and cam the you should know podcast and that is thanks to you so round of applause we are so thankful for you hey this is to the audio listeners right now i'm whispering into your earlobes whether you're in your car you're working out you're reading a little reading a little book while you're listening to this i just want to say thank you so much for listening to us i know the

podcast is a different experience audibly you don't know what we're doing it leaves a lot of room for imagination but thank you so much for tuning in every single week over on spotify we love you so much and shout out to everybody that has added co-host KM and I on Snapchat. The link is in the description below. I see that y'all are loving that extra content. We're putting out stuff every week, sometimes multiple times a week. The Snapchat show is popping off. We got thousands of new subscribers over there on Snapchat so go add us on snapchat shout out to the koala club this week on the koala club we got episode three of 10 minute talks with mama live she killed it this week round of applause for episode three of 10 minutes on the mama live that was mama live

yeah we got to show some love to mama live she's killing it over there that is your life that's y'all's favorite thing right now over on the koala club so we're gonna Yeah, we got to show some love to Mama Liv. She's killing it over there. That is your... That's y'all's favorite thing right now over on the Koala Club. So we're going to keep it and we're going to keep adding stuff to it since y'all love it so much. We got more ideas. Mama Liv might even get her own set for her 10-minute talks with Mama Liv. Also this week on the Koala Club, we are doing an extended episode to this episode right now so at

the end of this after this hour-long episode you're like i want more guess what go over to the koala club you'll get an extended episode not just with me and co-host cam oh no no we're gonna have mama live join us on the, and you know how crazy that gets. And maybe we might have a little Ashlyn pop up. Oh, you know things might get a little wild when Ashlyn gets in here. So join the quality club you haven't already. Also, guys, we were on the Opinionated podcast this week. That will be linked in the description below.

If y'all want to know about the business side of us, Cam says some wild stuff on that podcast at the very end of it. So you got to go watch the whole thing. You know what to go leave in their comment section. Go flood them with some diamonds. I love you guys so, so, so, so much. Oh, also, sorry, sorry, sorry. Shout out to the Discord family. We had 6,000 members on the Discord. Round of applause for 6,000 members in the Discord.

I love y'all so, so much uh shout out to the watch party that's watching right now about to make a lot of jokes about me make memes and always side with cam i'm the discord fam we love cam make fun of payton it's all right i love you guys too we got co-host cam in the building it's gonna be a fantastic episode i love y'all so much uh i i seriously this past week has been insane with the Spotify charts, with almost hitting 100,000 subscribers here on the YouTube channel. Me and Cam can't form the words to express how thankful we are for y'all because without y'all, there would be no podcast.

We are not naive in knowing that y'all are the reason that we are able to do the certain things that we do. So thank you so much. I love you. I love you. I love you. And to those that look for this podcast to escape something that's going on, I want you to take this hour out of your week, escape everything, work, family, boyfriends, girlfriends, pets, and just enjoy this time with me and Carlos Cam. I love you so much now on to the rest of the episode cue the dramatic sounds this is a public service announcement manscape now has beard products and is going even further with their brand new weed whacker 2.0 go ahead tell the

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Go hips,, hips. Go, hips. Kim, we're number four on Spotify right now. They don't know what's going on. My dog. We got go, Kim. Back in the zone. Round of applause for Carlos Kim for the first time.

Yeah. Nate. Oh, yeah! Round of applause for Carlos Cameron for the first time. Yeah! Nate. How you feeling, bud? I'm so happy to see you. I feel like I haven't seen you since the Pendergrudy Award of 1836. Let's do it backwards. Let's do it. Oh, I'd like that.

We should add that. That could be cool. That should be our thing. It could be. You look good. You look good, too. I don't smell fresh, though. No, you don't.

You're secreting fear again. If you were to give a term to what I smell like, what would it be? Fear. Fear, garbage disposal, maybe recess. That's what I was thinking. Like outdoor play. Little playground. Yeah.

Like mulch. Yeah, like third grade recess. Like swing set. Like wood chips. Yeah, like monkey bars. You smell like monkey bars. It's all right, though. Thank playground. Yeah. Like mulch. Yeah, like third grade recess. Like swing set. Like wood chips. Yeah, like monkey bars. You smell like monkey bars. Yeah, it's all right, though. Thank you, bro.

Hey, but I'm going to piggyback off something you just said. Why do you only slap my foot? Because your foot's always there. So I have to slap. I can't reach anything else. I don't want to hit Trigone. He doesn't deserve it. Sometimes he does it.

What? Oh, it's part of my... Matter of fact, what is it a part of? You want to say it? Huh? Huh? Do you want to get... Alright, shut your mouth. Sorry. So, that was rude. I'm sorry. I'm going to piggyback.

I'm going to piggyback off something that Uncle P said. We're very humble individuals. We truly are. If you know us, you absolutely know that. That is a big thing. We are never one to be like extremely humble men I Gotta toot the horn toot it. I got it just one louder

like that bigger truck I'm gonna toot that horn. So here we go. I'm tooting the horn. That was a pretty accurate one. I'm about to throw up. You shouldn't throw up. We had a milestone this past week. We absolutely had a milestone. Unbelievable.

And it's nothing to do with us. That's the best part about it. It is all because of you. And we say this at the end of every single episode. And you might think, oh, it's just a part of their outro. Oh, they're supposed to say it. No, we say it. First off, we say whatever we want because we're allowed to. Yeah.

So we choose to say this every single week. We choose to say this. I like that. Every single week. And we mean it from the bottom of our pits. We mean it from the bottom of our sentient being souls that we love you. We love you so much. With all that being said, because of y'all, we broke top 20 in the United States of America for podcasts on Spotify.

We broke top five in the United States of America for comedy podcasts. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. On Spotify. And it is just, it's unbelievable. It's an amazing milestone. Again, y'all deserve yep, yep, yep. On Spotify. And it is just, it's unbelievable. It's an amazing milestone. Again, y'all deserve all the credit. Yep. We physically, we physically could not have been there or done that without y'all.

So, it's a huge thank you, but it does feel really good. It feels really great to say that. And we're just going to keep going. We're going to keep doing what y'all love. I'm going to give all y'all a good old smooch. Yeah love i'm gonna give all y'all good old smooch yeah oh i'm gonna give all your good old little smooch on the cheek big kisses coming to y'all um but yeah i just had to say that i think my nose is bleeding well you know what i think i think that's a very nice t-shirt it is extremely blue oh thank you this is uh my friend uh my friend grace sorenson she's a singer she gave it to me. That is her. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. That is her.

Photos of her. I don't like photos. I'm so sorry, Grace. But yeah, her new single, Digits, just came out with Magna Carta. She's great. She's going to be a superstar. Magna Carta, Holy Grail? Holy Grail.

Why do you always do that? You're a sicko But Enough of the lovey-dovey Sobby stuff We just love you so much I just had to tell you Yes we are very thankful

For you guys We love you with everything In our soul You just spit on them Cam how was your week? What did you do this week? How did you feel? I don't really care

Because I want to talk About my week Is that okay? Cam? It's alright Can I talk was your week? What did you do this week? How did you feel? I don't really care because I want to talk about my week. Is that OK? Cam? It's all right. My week was like a four. It was like a four and a half out of 10. The only reason that being, I had

to make a journey to my barber almost middle of the night, Thursday. We got to cuddle, though. We didn't cuddle, but it was just a journey. I mean, I felt like Samwise Games, he frodo go is that go to mordor but you don't know because you're an uncultured swine anyway uh yeah but outside of that the rest of the week was good i'm kidding we never have four and a halves you know we have four and a half times two quick math what is that talk to me nine nine out of ten week what about you buddy i had i i would i would say i had a

every i would say i had a 10 out of 10 week. You know why? Friend of the show, Miles O'Neal. Why does that last name sound familiar? Does his father play sport? Not anymore. Tennis, maybe? Not anymore.

Golf? Not anymore. Oh, wait. Basketball. Yeah, his dad is one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Shout out, Miles. Shout out to Miles. He's a friend of the show.

He watches all the podcasts. Big shout out miles shout out to miles he's a a friend of the show he watches all the podcast and uh big shout out miles so he was in dallas this past week because he did he's a dj a fantastic dj and i'm so upset i missed it it's i know it's all right it's all right he's a fantastic dj when we go when we go to uh vegas this summer he has a like a little show out there we'll go um not little at all, actually. Quite large. He's a fantastic DJ. He invited me at Colors Can, Colors Can, prior obligations. I wasn't in the state.

I wasn't allowed to go. I shed a couple tears. Anyway. So we went. I met a lot of you guys there. A bunch of the You Should Know family at his show. He makes it up real well. Miles, great dude.

But then, I was tired. I'm an old man. He got done with his set about 11 p.m. Time for bedtime for Peyton. The show was about 40 minutes from my apartment. I drove there. As one does. Miles, where he was staying that night, was by where I live.

Oh, so you... What was that y'all you miles yes and I why are we top 20 on Spotify yeah we're playing games yeah like solitaire not solitaire charades yeah that's where you can't talk right what on charades is where you don't talk what's the one you do stuff like this what Simon says yes Simon that's complete you can't talk right what I'm sure raises where you don't talk. What's the one do stuff like this? What Simon says yes, I'm that's complete different. Okay, then completely different game Then which one's that you talking that one matter of fact here we go. Okay, Simon says make a circle with your hand like this Okay, yeah, Simon says keep shaking it Stop shaking it. Yeah Simon says put it on your chin

Your chin's right here. Why would you play me like because? That's proof that people listen to what you do not what you say Can you physically listen to some what somebody does though? Yep people follow what you do not what you say, okay? I said put it on your chin you put it on you got it your mic goes to your chest a lot I said so people on my chest. So people are like. You said right here. So anyway, Miles was like, hey, Peyton, can I ride with you back to our area where my hotel is because it's right by your apartment? I said, Miles, I would love to accompany you in my vehicle. But as we all know on the You Should Know podcast. My Jeep resembles a graveyard and it's very dirty.

There actually might be a shovel or a hoe in the back i don't know what gardening work you do it's a real term it's a real term buddy watch it shovel or hoe in the back there's always dirt so it's like i don't know if you landscape on the side no but uh then why does your jeep why is it disgusting okay no honestly i don't know what i i went to try to clean it out the other day and I had like a whole wardrobe in the back I don't know how that got there though. Cuz I don't guarantee two articles of clothing belong to me Yeah, I absolutely There were some draws in there some of my panties were lined in the back

Like it was real it's real nasty and there you know how I get sushi every day Yeah, there was a two-month-old sushi roll in the bag. It didn't smell, though. Didn't smell. It was real hard. That thing probably resurrected and was trying to find water. Talking about it didn't smell. That thing was trying to find a body of water. Live its second life. Yeah.

So, Miles. You're sick. I was like, we were going up to the parking garage, and I was all for it. And I was like, oh, this is cool. We get to spend some time together in a car ride. That's where I thrive. I can speak in a car, and I don't have to look at you in the eyes because i'll panic if i don't look at you in the eyes so i can just look forward and talk and speak at the same time

and give an occasional yeah all right the peak that's my go-to um so but as we were approaching my my vehicle i realized dirt and in my car always Always. Real nasty. Always and forever. But not only was Miles in my car, the two promoters that put on the show were following behind us. So now there was three individuals I don't have a real relationship with. Two of them, complete strangers. I was like, all right, can y'all wait here and let me move around some things, throw it in the trunk.

I actually got a flat tire. Give me 10 minutes. It pans to you. You're like Scooping dirt out throwing the fish back in the pond. So uh miles was like I've seen the podcast. I know already bro It's it's fine. And I was like, it's not fine. It's not don't don't you don't patronize me. It's it's disgusting, but he's like, okay, bro I'll just wait. So he said he stood about 20. Great man. The other two individuals that I didn't know, to hell with my instructions. They just beelined straight to my back seat. And they opened the door. The first thing that this stranger said to me was, oh, man.

You're in my car. This oh, man nonsense needs to stick to your mouth hole, not out in the atmosphere. Yeah, don't put that in the environment. Like I already have low self-esteem and confidence. Very low, very low. And that took everything out of me. And so once they just got in my car, Miles was like, well, might as well just get in. And Miles goes, it's not that bad.

I wouldn't say it's clean. Oh, it's not. No, it's not. Unless you get a professional detail, that's when your car will be clean. No matter what you think you can do with your skills and talents It's not a clue No mama Liv is sick to her car Guaranteed is always dirtier than mine should that ever happen should that ever have I know that might be stereotypical but like

Women are known their cars like you know it smells good Yeah, there might be like a pair of like slippers or like booties in the backseat, but like that it that's it right what's a booty booty's a little shoe a little heel at the bottom okay go ahead but it's like not a full not like cinderella yeah i was just requesting information okay uh but her car's disgusting as well it's nowhere near yours for hers is gross i would hope not if your car was as gross as mine we would have to have a conversation like are you okay um but yeah we we drove we drove uh we drove to the we drove and then whenever we drove when we got there after we drove uh we miles said we're gonna go to a lost kings concert and i said never heard of that but i would love to go why they're lost can we get them a map yeah we should we

should help them yeah so come to find out it's an ed show, a rave as they like to say. All that get on the ground. People like this. And so we went through a back entrance, not because of my any stature, because of Miles. They're like, oh, that's Miles. Come on. And you're his what? Who's this? Who's this tall Slenderman with you who's this guy no miles literally introduced me as his cousin to get

me in a place it's a great guy good god jilly miles you're just no he's a great guy and he like introduced me that he's really nice and one thing about miles he like introduces himself to everybody any room we went in like there's like a desk person he'd be like miles like i was like i need to start doing that great great guy shout out to miles i'm still upset that i couldn't go i'm so sorry we'll see you soon but we were anyway we're at the rave right and i i you know i like all kinds of music and so i didn't think that this would be my scene but when we got there i was feeling it and we were on the top rafter and i could see the whole crowd and i was like i was getting into the music they played a weekend uh remix almost got naked up there it was so nice but speaking of naked as i looked down into the crowd there was a man right and he didn't

have a shirt on okay and he was like a jolly fellow like he just was like very like his aura was just illuminating the room not only that he had on glasses i like that you can't see as can't i and he had a mario hat on where are your glasses excuse me where are your glasses in my eyes oh my name's cam i got lasik oh i never got lasik i just didn't need help to see oh my name's cam i was born with gifts and talents and a big ass head but anyway i lock eyes with like i couldn't even pay attention to the show i'm just watching this guy just go crazy he's doing his thing he locks eyes with me and he points at me and i pointed him i thought we were just matching energy he watches the videos he is a part of the you should know family and

i was like this is like a dream come true i met met him after, I think his name is TJ or BJ. I know it's one of the... You got the J. One of the... You got the J. Great guy. Shout out to Miles O'Neal. That's how my week went.

Yeah. How's your week go? I already answered. Cool. So you don't listen. That hurts. I've had this real inkling recently to do a laser tag, but I don't like laser tags. We're a very large target.

That's the thing. We're very large. Very large. It's really unfair, honestly, because all the little things to duck, we can duck and our back is just out. And they're just like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do you ever get- Go back to the reload station. You've been tagged.

It's like, what the hell? Do you ever get panic attacks in there? No, you never got a penny's have fun I sweat a lot cuz it's really warm, but I just have fun, but it's just the darkness and all you And I'm just like India Golf 99 there's someone coming to the backside. I got your six I Can tell you're that kind of person in laser tag You're like pop it smoke like you're that up of person in laser tag. You're like popping smoke. Like you're that. Popping smoke.

Connor, backside. Kyle, get my back. You're giving out calls. You're waiting. And then the headquarters, they've been breached. Go. And then after it, when they print out the thing, you're the one that wants to compare. I 100% have the highest score, and I check my score, and I flaunt it.

I walk out with that paper like this. You're the kind of kid. I'll hold that paper. You're the kind of kid. I taped it on my chest once. We had to. It was a young birthday party and it was like a thing. Everyone put their scores, but then we taped it.

Why didn't you just hold it? I'm a kid. I'm going to go play other games. Why would you tape it? Did that count count as points to or to the game? We were just just flaunting what we did you were the kind of kid that would like Beg his parents like face paint him in camo before later Oh, no, no, no face painting camo a bloody hand across like I'm a Rikai for Sauron's armies No, I simply just went in there and I was just ready.

I was ready to compete. The fact that your hips move that whole couch. You see, you're doing something. You're doing something again. You're gonna get struck. See you keep trying to throw these in there. I see what you're doing. Yeah, it's not. Oh, oh, oh, out there? But okay, okay, can we clear the air can you clear your mouth can we clear can we clear the air real quick there's so much spit but you know the spit gets into the back cavities it does gets into your sinuses but can we clear the air last week i pulled a little prank on you no it was bullshit it really was dude like i thought the fans would enjoy that bit because we've already done it once and honestly can i say something i was fully intending on doing that gummy shut up i promise you can't dude camp scouts honor pain scouts honor what is it hunger games i like mulch. No, you smell like playground.

He had zero, zero, zero intent of doing that. How can you tell me what my intent is, though? Because you would crumble if you ate that. But I wanted to. You would absolutely die. I would do whatever for them, and I was planning on doing that. Do it. I'll buy one. No.

Oh! Weird how that works. But in the last second, in the last second, I was like, this wouldn't be a good business decision for my health. Oh, in the last second, I decided to take my pre-cut red gummy bear, which means I clearly thought about this and anticipated fooling him. Are you nuts or dumb and dumb and nuts and dumb and stupid? Are you both of those or three of them? Where'd you get that red gummy bear? It was the same red gummy bear.

You saw me cut it in front of you. You said I had no culinary arts skills. You had another half of the gummy bear planted. Are you, you still don't know how I did it. You still don't know. You had, you showed me another half. Wait, you didn't have another half? No.

It was called the French drop. It's called the French drop it's called the french drop you do it and you're hurting me cam you're hurting me it's called the french drop basically when you get something you do that i don't want to know how you bamboozle me okay screw you okay but can you tell them that you you you appreciate me i hated every second of that it pained my physical existence oh my panties is just in me right now like that suffocating the uterus No, I hated every single second of that gummy bear and for the for any viewers that know heats and you know the scale So there's a Scofield level right? I said it when I ate it, right?

But after I came back to fruition and I was like, you you know i'm back in normal life i'm not in the shadow realm anymore i was like dude that was way hotter than the chip let me look so low nitro nine million scofield level we heard the one chip challenge 2.2 i consumed something that was four times hotter than the one chip challenge but you know what i don't like about you you didn't do either one you know what i don't like about you is whenever we're whenever we're out doing salsa chips and it salsa every time you're like i i eat it and it's too spicy oh you're weak pain you should go you should go do that it's salsa there might be one two jalapenos in it this is you're the spice master cam how about you just enjoy the 9 million Scoville? You know what I mean?

I'm sorry. Thank you. I'll publicly say it. I'm sorry. That hand was just in my crotch. Oh my God. Smell your hand. You're a freak. I'm not smelling nothing. Here. Oh, don't do that to that. Why would you do that to that? Um, uh, yeah. I'm sorry. Shut up. Yeah, it sucked real bad. It really sucked. My pants are, like, riding up every time I move.

Oh, your panties are in you. No, my pants are riding up my leg. Can I tell you about the time I gave a school computer a virus? You know what I mean? I don't. Anything that should be able to give a virus should be blocked already. So they had very, very bad antivirus protection. No, we figured out what a firewall was.

And so I... You breached it? Yeah, I breached the firewall. Oops. No, no, no. You swallowed it. I saw it. I saw you swallow it.

I saw you swallow it. I saw you swallow it. I saw you swallow it. Do we have water? Is there water in that fridge? No, I got an energy drink. Drink something now. No, no, you're fine. You're fine. You have to drink something. Oh, why don't you give me a smooch? Oh, so I can have a mucus breath? Mucus boy tongue? That's disgusting. I was like I have a mucus breath mucus boy tongue So yeah, I gave it I gave I gave a school computer virus so I've never been one to really enjoy work at school

That's why I dropped out. I wouldn't recommend it, but I did it So so whenever we went to the computer did you have computer labs at your home? It was a great thing. I just your school was very rich richety up private school, so I thought they had like iPads. Your high school is literally better than mine. Are you nuts? Yeah, you spit and I'm not nuts. His spit is on Dragone's head. Your high school is better than mine.

And you know this. Guaranteed. You have a stuffed wolf at the entrance of your school. Because we were the Lobos. Yeah. We are the Lobos. Oh, we are the Lobos. we are the lobos i still wear my letterman my name is cam i wear my letterman to the club without my patches you know fun fact i

never even wore my letterman one day to school you bought a class ring no i didn't me neither my mom wanted me to i was like why were they like six hundred dollars i think ours were like three something so that shows inflation but anyway no we couldn't afford it i went to this i went to the school computer lab and we were supposed to do we were supposed to do work like uh study bibliography but uh my bibliography.com one of those my bibliotheca yeah something like that uh easybib.com that's the one easybib.com oh i miss those days but i would just go on computer games but i didn't want to go to math no no that was for the losers he's done it again no I would do NFL rush where he is like a punt return and you just do that oh come on dog that's my crotch and oh so I would do that but didn't but didn't

it got like hacked or something like they tried to like take the website down but I found like an alternative which is like a knockoff game and so here's one of those you get you click on the website then another tab pops up you got to click out of the tab you know like sins of an advertisement you got to click out of it yeah yeah definitely throw virus yeah so it was viruses on my thing and so when I got back to the original website there was like a pretty woman it was like Cynthia's five miles away from me and i was like oh is she and i clicked i was just a boy it's just a young little lost boy i was just interested i was like she's five miles away five miles is close right i was like i could walk we could go right now six period right now yeah that was the first time uh that's what i gave school virus that's sick yeah i yeah i got it definitely yeah i was to say. They definitely saw that it was on your username while you were locked in.

Oh, 100%. We had a conversation. You definitely probably had ISS. No, no, no. I didn't go to ISS for that. I had ISS for something else. But we'll talk about that later. What did you have ISS for?

We'll talk about that later. Why not right now? Because it's embarrassing. So say it. The first time I got ISS in school was because I bit a kid's shoulder. He started to bleed you are a you're a you're a predator you are a freak he deserved it he baited fun of me every day so you bit his shoulder yeah because damn you snapping turtle why don't you bite another kid's

shoulder because I remember you were a freak I could not imagine that and the teeth mark and his thing was probably like this. Like, oh. I mean, it was definitely crooked, double-layered rose. No, it's because my parents always told me don't put hands on people. Oh, put your teeth on them instead. Okay, your mom said that? No. Your mom would be like, walk up to that kid and one, two, right down the line.

But what happened was, so every day for school, I would bring citrus. I'd bring oranges. Like, other kids brought cheese sticks. I brought oranges. But I never. Cheese sticks are fantastic. I didn't learn how to peel an orange until I was 19. So when I was a kid.

So when I was a kid, the way I would open oranges, I would just dig my thumb into it. And just like kind of break it open. And there should be orange juice everywhere. Can I pause you real quick? Yeah. It's so funny because I didn't either. I pause you real quick. Yeah, it's so funny My hands gimp. Oh my god, that's such solid wood such a good structure on this couch Stop it

Okay, but I didn't either I swear to God I would always anytime someone else had an orange I was like I Was like like hunting trying to see what they did Yeah so The way I would open oranges I just dig my thumb into it and it would burst and I just kind of open it up from there kind of like like a slight like a caveman I was and I had a tail my idea something you were freak you had Troy Palomaro hair crooked

snaggleteeth yeah you had a tail and you were biting kids and you ate your oranges like this like you were probably i mean you were you were definitely on a wanted list at your school like they they wanted to save other children by removing you from the environment so that kid would always pick on me he was the kind of kid he would always wear tank tops and a hawaiian necklace to school he was one of those oh he's an outer banks little yeah yeah and so he would always call me Oranges, and I didn't like it. He'd be like, hey, Oranges. Hey, Orange boy. You're like, I'm not Oranges. He's like, hey, all right.

Sorry, cat-tailed, squirrel-tailed, long-haired freak boy. Is that better? And then he would just flee. Oh, God. So he would call me Oranges. And every time in class when I'd open the Oranges, he'd be like, ooh, who opened the Oranges? Guess who it was? He smells like citrus in here. And then everybody would be like, ooh, who opened the oranges? Guess who it was? He smells like citrus in here.

And then everybody would be like, ah, orange boy, orange boy. And one day, I got real fed up with it. And I didn't know how to defend myself because I was small and weak and scared. So one day, I was opening my orange with my thumb. And he goes, oh, yeah, look at oranges. And I stood up and I said, enough! And I slammed the oranges down.

And I didn't know what to do. I knew I wanted to defend myself. I didn't want to use my hands So I just ran over to him and I go yeah and I bite his shoulder But I held on for a little too long and he pulled away broke the skin. He started to bleed They gave me ISS for two weeks You are a freak bro like this is insanity yeah you bit a kid to defend yourself instead of just one little just no because i thought i would go to jail for that i did too i got a little scuffle over football one time and long story short this was like my only real fight ever to be honest it wasn't even that real got on top

the key threw a scooter at my head instead of just slipping it i just threw my hands up hit me right in the arm i i saw black i was so angry ran tackled the kid got him on you know on the ground brian or like her style got on top of him chuck liddell style and i literally went punched him once in the face i don't condone any of this but I was so terrified after punching him I got up and ran I was the kid that ran away I literally went and I was just like and I just took off did you hurt your hand I was like sorry I was just I left did you hurt your hand when you punch somebody kind of yes it hurts I mean it wasn't like it wasn't like again it was a little stiff like I didn't like because you weren't committed to it. Yeah, I was just like, I was like,

ran away. Yeah, so. That's crazy. Yeah, a bit of a boy. The mindset of a child. Yeah. You bit a boy. Yeah.

That's sick. You're a boy biter. Yo, the alliteration on that is crazy. Now they're going to start calling me that every fucking episode. No, that's not good. Don't call him that. It's not good for the brain. Don't call him that. Please don't call him that. I take that back. He's not a boy biter. Now they're going to start calling me that every fucking episode. No, that's not good. Don't call him that. It's not good for the brain.

Don't call him that. Please don't call him that. I take that back. He's not a boy biter. He's not a child biter. I don't know. Oh, God. I think it's time for everybody's favorite segment.

You know what it is? What would that be? Pop culture. Payday cam. Pop culture. Payday cam. Woo! So, this.

I'm first. Okay. So, this week's Pop Culture. The back of my... Can I say something? No, you're wet. No, I can see. No, no, like the lower back is starting to go into my crack, the sweat. You need new underwear.

If your panties are just going up so much... No, no, the lower back sweat is trickling down to my ass crack. That's not good because now you're getting moisture in that dark crevice. Bacteria's going to grow. It's like Louisiana. Yeah, you're going to be in the bayou real quick. I mean, straight swamp. I haven't bathed in about four weeks.

Neither here nor there. So, first thing on this week's Pop Culture Payton and Cam, I'm going to say me and Mama Liv, I don't know if he's going to do it, but me and Mama Liv are 100% over this next little week. We got a little spring break. We're going to go see the new Scream movie movie we're gonna see creed 3 as well but we said that last week but we're gonna see creed 3 we're gonna see the scream movie yes uh jenna ortega makes another big screen appearance probably i think it's her first one since wednesday dropped she got yeah millions of followers attention all

these interviews all these shows biggest in the world right now from from Wednesday she is is back on the big screen for scream can I say something I'm not gonna lie were you ever afraid of that mask no that was one of the horror things no matter how many jump scares they had I was never afraid of those masks but that was the go-to Halloween costume oh 100% I had the one with the blood. Yes, and then you could pump the thing. That's my crotch hand. Dude, that's three times. Three times.

How have I not learned? I'm not sniffing it. You're a freak, man. A little bit. No, scream. Scream will definitely be watched over this break. Creed 3 will definitely be watched. We talked about that last week.

So that's mine. That's my segment. I want to go into that a little bit. I heard with this Scream movie that the actual Scream guy, that's my segment i heard with this scream movie that they're like the uh the actual scream guy he's a lot more like uh creepy a lot more violent oh he uses uh machinery now oh he had like a shoddy in in one of the days saw it off pump shotgun yeah so i'm excited scavenger and refill throwing sim tags popping smoke going through the trenches dragging my ticket on my dragon fire bullets huh he's fourth

prestige he's a map runner you did you play airsoft as a kid i did i had airsoft guns oh you can tell why i have a i have a scar right here i have a scar on my belly as well i got stabbed with a pencil in first grade you told that i remember that yeah um but no somebody point blank and a nurse tried to get it out of my the lead out of my stomach using scissors she should take her her license should be revoked yeah um okay but mine is is a returner oh a couple of a couple episodes ago on pop culture with payton cam cam and payton payton and cam pop culture we i talked about part one of season four of you oh now i was a little i was a little i was i was a little um harsh on it rightfully so because it wasn't good however however you did say it depends on part two now remember i said i have a a theory of what could save this show this show this season the show

would still be very good but yes but no if if if if if season four part one would have trickled over to part two that would have ruined the whole series it would have been bad but they did the theory the theory that i said was outlandish they did it it was such a magnificent like four episodes part two now i'm excited for season five hopefully they renew it it was really good they they took... Stop! Stop. I haven't seen it yet. Stop. What are you doing? Stop. My name is Mama Liv.

I watched 27 minutes of episode one of season four, and I go... Liv's the type of gal to go to a movie, and it's like the intro. Everything. We have an intro. Everything has an intro. It lays the foundation, right?

She's the type to go. This is boring Who is wait who is that babe? I've never seen the movie either But who is it? I need to know who it is babe. We've been in here for four and a half minutes They're probably gonna probably gonna lay that out for whatever I Gotta go pee. I'll be back. Comes back six minutes later. What did I miss? Liv, you're really loud. Stop it right now.

That's Liv in the movies. Don't go watch a movie with Mama Liv. First off, because if you do, we got questions. But second, I'm going to be there and you're going to annoy me if you partake in any of her energy. Yeah, so I want to say I give, so I gave part one a like two out of ten. This one I'll give like an eight and a half out of ten part two it was amazing still not that good though if you think about it eight and a half no i'm saying but eight and a half with a two that's ten and a half out of twenty they got a

fifty five oh my name's came here i go showing off my math skills i got a bachelor's degree in business and math i'm better than everybody i got lasIK surgery and lied about it for 24 years of my life. My hips hurt. Ooh, my hip. It's only one. I don't know why he calls me hips. Only one of them's bad. Ooh, second thing, never had LASIK. I can just look at a freaking wall with letters on it and tell him what the letters are.

Ooh, my name's Cam. I asked my wife to bring me scissors so I can fix my toe. My name is Cam. I asked for a knife, not scissors. I have to clean my fungus toe with a knife. Your toes are the same, close your shoes. My name's Cam, I'm getting made fun of. My self-esteem is not going anywhere

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Oh, yeah. A good Raisin Bran and a Sunny D in the morning. Ooh. Dry Raisin Bran and Sunny D. What are you, nine? What are you getting ready to get picked up by the bus? No, I'm actually mature for my age. Mature for your age?

That's what I've been told. The fact that you just said You're mature for You're a grown ass man You have a beard What do you mean You're mature You drive a car

Mature The fact that you said Mature for your age That's the most Immature thing You could say At this stage of life No but I've told like

Mature for your age You're almost at a quarter Of a century And you just said I'm mature for my age But that's what I've been told by others. You don't ever have a good Raisin Bran and a Sunny D mix watching some Saturday morning cartoon, makes me drag you.

Exactly. You're nine. You're eight. You're eight. You're seven. You're seven. Matter of fact, you're seven years old. You're in the second grade.

I live by myself now. Oh, I know that. And that's deserving for it. You don't like Raisin Bran? You just said you're mature for your age. Yes. You don't like Raisin Bran? You just said you're mature for your age. Yes, you don't like Raisin Bran? We are fully in grown life right now. When's the last time you seen a kid eat Raisin Bran?

When's the last time I've seen a 24-year-old man say they're mature and drink a Sunny D? You don't... No, I don't drink Sunny D. But you don't eat Raisin Bran either. Only adults do. Okay, so we're going to dissect this. Yes, go ahead. You're 24.

Exactly. Just turned it. You just said you're mature for your age. Yes. You need help. You're not mature. Okay, but you haven't gotten past the fact that you don't eat Raisin Bran. The statement, the statement, mature for my age. What do you mean lucky? There's a cutoff. There's a cutoff. I would

understand if I would have said. There's a cutoff. There's a cutoff for the statement mature for my age and the cutoff is 16 years old. If you say it past 16, you're weird. I would understand if I was saying lucky charms, but I eat Raisin Bran. What in the hell is wrong with you first off the whole mature we're not even going to touch that anymore okay that's ridiculous you're immature from now on it's fact it's not you're a grown man there's no such thing as mature or immature you're a grown man you could be immature for 24 i'm mature for my age as i've been told by others screw anyone who told you that because they're feeding into this if i was eating lucky charms andms and not Raisin Bran, I would understand what you said. First off, what's so wrong with Lucky Charms?

It's kid cereal. Mushrooms. Mushrooms. They got sun belts in it. What is it called? Rainbows. It's not a sun belt or a mushroom. It's a rainbow.

Marshmallows is what I meant to say. Raisin Bran, grown man, vegetables and fruit in there. Marshmallows, mushrooms I meant to say. Raisin Bran, grown man, vegetables and fruit in there. Marshmallows, mushrooms. Two completely different things. You're sweating. You're sweating. I can see the drippage. You don't enjoy good Raisin Bran?

First off, that's a bland-ass cereal. Straight up. This has sugar and oats. And it's Raisin Bran. It's not brand. What are you saying that I'm not? There's no D. It's Raisin Bran, not brand.

But the brand. The raisins are not branded. They don't have their own line. It is Raisin Bran. That's Mandela effect. B, it's always been Bran. D. You're God.

You're my God. Google it. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet it's Raisin Bran? how much you want to bet is how much you want to bet how much you want to bet you sniff your hand $200 okay mandela effect mandela effect yeah it's probably because you remember doing it when you were seven now we're gonna go to sunny d yeah why sunny It's refreshing. Why don't you drink regular OJ? It's too sweet. I don't like pulp. Get the non-pulp. It's more expensive that way.

Sunny D's more expensive. But doesn't that make you feel better? You suck. First off. Doesn't that make you feel better? A good cereal with a Sunny D? First off, I'm doing my cereal with let's see what's milk like normal coming from the guy that eats oatmeal for dessert that's a different topic depending on

how you make your oatmeal it's a very sweet thing it can satisfy my sweet tooth after a good wholesome dinner is raisin bran not mature yeah is eating raisin Bran by itself not psychopathic behavior? That's what you're supposed to do! I'm lactose intolerant, milk makes me poot! This is what you do when you're losing. You make my clen- you make my fist clench. You make my fist clench. Didn't it sound like he was about to say something? You make my fist clench.

Cause I'm right! Whenever you don't have an argument, you resort to violence because you don't know how to deal with emotion. You're eating raisin. Oh, oh, oh. I'm so mature. I can dissect things. I'm 24 and I'm mature because other people told me. Shut up.

Raisin bran by itself is disgusting. There's zero sugar. You're not. It's nasty. It's nasty. The only acceptable answer. What do you eat for dry cereal? First off, I don't eat dry cereal, but if I had to, guess it.

How do you ask me a question and say I don't do it? Because there's only one answer. There's only the one. Honey Bunches of Oats. I will do this one. No, that's what I eat with milk. If I'm ever going to eat dry cereal, the reason I even brought this up is because we were supposed to be on the same page. There's only one that you can eat by itself and it's still like a treat. What is it?

CTC. What the hell is that? CTC? CTC. You don't know what CTC is in the terms, in the cereal realm. That's when you get hit in the head in football. That's CTE. CTC in the cereal realm.

I'll give you four seconds. Captain Crunch. I honestly don't know what CTC is. What's CTC? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. By itself is still a treat. treat no that causes too much collateral what the hell are we talking about that's like that's like a

natural valley nature valley bar if you do kevin brands like a nature valley bar no i'm saying collateral wise it will ruin your your home crumbs everywhere you know what i mean have you ever had a nature valley bar nobody knows what you mean nobody knows what you've never had a nature valley bar and now you got excrement everywhere I'm so mature I just study Webster's I study Miriam Webster my name's I'm mad because pain's more mature than me we are grown exactly adults exactly I'm 24 and a 35 year old mine yeah I'm mature for my age you're 9 Kim Kim Kim Kim sunny Dean watch a cartoon you can Clans is fantastic No, no, no, no that is in a storage, you Cam wants to impress somebody, if we're all hanging out for the first time with a group of people,

Cam has this, like, big-ass binder that is overflowing. That is literally in a storage closet from my childhood. My mom told me to keep everything. The one thing I wanted to keep were those cards. It's a blue binder. There's a blue and a brown one. And a shoebox. And Cam goes, guys, Cam goes, guys, y'all want to see something cool? Have I ever done that?

And he pulls out this binder. It's just pages of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh. Because that was probably my most dearest part of childhood. You're 24. And I don't have them anymore, Raisin Bran and Sunny D. They're in a storage closet collecting value. They're an appreciating asset. And then Cam will be at dinner, right?

Fancy dinner, steaks, wine. And Cam will be on his phone sideways, landscape mode. And he'll be like, ooh, should I do the dragon attack? Or should I build my fortress? Clash of Clans is a good game. For a kid. You do play Yu-Gi-Oh, bro. Cam, you know, you lied about your LASIK.

I never had LASIK. I never had LASIK. I never had LASIK. You lied to them. I never had LASIK. Look it up in my medical records. I never had LASIK. I've never even had the only surgery I've had in my entire life I wasn't even fortunate enough to get the hip surgery I never

had your health insurance I'm getting hot and bothered what you told me dude honestly the toe would be the first one the The hip, I can deal with it. I want that toe gone. Maybe if you didn't spend so much money on Pokemon cards, you could get your hip fixed. Dude, honestly, we go back to that. That was one of my favorite things ever with my grandparents. Anytime they'd go to the grocery store, if I was with them, my Meemaw, she would go in her purse. Any singular dollar bills she'd have, she'd give it to me. I'd run straight to the car dial if she gave me, because first off, inflation's insane.

Because now I think Literally, it's I mean that's everything and the politician But back then bro a pack of yugioh or Pokemon cards was like 99 cents if my grandma gave me six dollars I knew I could get five packs and I'd be green Don't buy anything it's in us it's literally in a storage can like he asked the guy he's like no i already have those i don't do any of that it's in a storage locker cam spent 440 dollars on classic clients he buys the upgrades 440 through time not at once are you nuts check the Check the credit card. Check the, oh,

you have my bank record? You have my statements? No, but I know. No, you don't. No, but that was probably my favorite part. She would literally give me any loose bills she had, and I like, bro, it was like weekly. Every time I'd go with them, and to a certain point, I'd go with them to do that, and I'd get cards, bro, and that's why I just have a actually but I mean I also have football and basketball cards too but that was like three why are you laughing because we'll be places and business professionals bro clash of they have briefcases you got a yugioh binder it's not on my person they're like look at this contract you're like look at this dragon I got it's not on me it hasn They're like, look at this contract. You're like, look at this dragon I got. It's not on me.

It hasn't been touched in years. Oh, it's in your backpack. It's in my back, where's my, why don't you have a, oh, I didn't bring a backpack today. It's not, it's in a storage container with like Christmas decorations and stuff, just chilling. Those might be the unique ones, but the day to days. It's all right, Kemp, I love you.

I hope you know that i'm sweating no but anyone that played yugioh you're a goat 100 yugioh or pokemon pokemon just pokemon was like b tier b tier from the world's view that was a tier yugioh's a tier but clash of clans is a good it's so you can you can get something done in five minutes on part of our meet and greet i did play that in our dinner in la i know you did and it was we're next millionaires and i was just like hold on my thing's about to be done i can upgrade something else yeah because it's just it's it's stimulating a part of our we should should uninstall it a part of our meat no i want you to have a part of our meeting and create if you if

you want camel bait yugioh with you one-on-one. He has a little wrist thing, too, where he pops off the card. Or my Ben 10. It's called a dual disc, and I don't have that anymore. Hey, if you had a dual disc, though, which I did, that was peak, peak gaming, bro. Oh, shit. Like, that's like when GameCube and, like, PS2 was out for the actual games. But if you had a dual disc, bro, and you could go find a friend and duel them oh my god that was back before kids literally just sat in their room 24 7 on their phones like they do now which is really sad but bro making the best deck you could possibly make

and then going finding one of your friends no one relates to you oh my god that is peak entertainment do you know that like i was thinking, the concept of eggs is a strange concept. How? Because you're like. No, it's not. Like, imagine, imagine, imagine your dog just lays eggs and you're like, breakfast. Nasty, right? Like, that is a child. You're eating it.

You're cracking it on a stove. First off, it's not a child yet. I know. Okay. But I'm saying, like, that thing came out of a, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then you're like, I'm going to eat that with bacon and sausage. And avocado spread on burnt toast.

Dude, that's sick. And the smell of it, you know why it smells like that? That's intestines, that's ribs, that's heart organs. You're eating that, dog. You are too. I don't eat eggs. Eggs make me nervous. You don't eat eggs?

No, no. When's the last time you seen me eat an egg? You get eggs on your burger Yeah, you do Wrong girl wasn't me. Yeah, I was when have I ever ate? Ate egg on a burger when seen you do it. Yeah when we were in LA You put an egg on your burger where the burger you had late at night or last night there late at night We didn't have a burger. I had a burger you had burger. Did I have an egg burger my last night in LA?

No, thank you. What the hell see you're a liar. I tell the truth you lied about your LASIK you lied about your hips You lied about the Yu-Gi-Oh Tell the truth did I have LASIK? Yes Why are you so ashamed? You are comfortably lying right now. I am not lying. That doesn't look good. You just tried to lie about my eggs.

Because if you lie, I get to lie back. I'm not lying. I had LASIK. I know you did. I put it on you. $10,000 bet. I had LASIK. 10 grand.

Oh, we're rich! You pulled out my ligaments. Bro, matter of fact, you're a freak for what you used to do. Oh, what did I do in college? What did you do in college? Back in college, when you used to take snacks and hide them for later? No, the calf.

Like you had a doomsday stash? The calf would close and I got nervous that I wouldn't have food for later. I was broke in college. I would just take some snacks, that I wouldn't have food for later. I was broke in college. I would just take some snacks, put them in my back pocket for later. See, but that's semi-understandable. But you would take yeast rolls and wheat bread and you'd shove it in your back pocket. Utilize the pockets.

What is it there for? Keys? Yeah. Not roll. Take something. Not take a banana or something. You would take rolls. No butter.

No peanut butter no nothing just a roll you put it in and that one time you sat on it this man took a roll from the calf we go about our day go to the computer lab he's just sitting on everything so i'm like there's no way in hell he eats it two hours later we go over to the pods y'all remember the pods this freak bag is sitting in the corner like a feral little squirrel just nibbling on a yeast roll. You're not that hungry. You were never that hungry. You were never that hungry.

All I had was ramen noodles. That's whenever I set the microwave on fire because I didn't know how to make ramen noodles. So I would have my pocket rolls. Oh, you had your bread there? Yeah. Your manna, like you're on a journey you're the one that wanted to make a scene of it that's why I hid in the corner nibbled you want to make a scene I made a scene because you were nibbling little feral cat in the corner none of our friends he just sat down and whipped out said yeah I'm

eating a six-hour old roll no one could say anything it's like oh that guy's a savage he's a freak but all right no it'd be a freak you're like this no you put it back you put it back was it right it was a fridge like a pantry i wasn't ready it's a back pocket you squished the roll i wasn't ready and you're sitting there eating it i wasn't ready to finish it like a little untamed little like a beaver okay it would i understand i i would understand if i if i put butter in the other pocket and I was making a whole cuisine of it. If you did that, we'd have to box. If you put butter in one pocket, a roll in the other, we'd be two. Nothing wrong with saving your snacks. But that's not a snack.

What is a roll? A full entree? It's a roll. And that's why I save it for later. Take a banana, an apple. Take one of the sweets. That would ruin my pants if I put a banana in my back pocket and sat on it. That's the point. Don't put it in your pocket.

Just walk out with it. We have the calf. It's available to us. You were sneaking like you were going to get caught. Like they were going to put you in a cell for taking a roll home. I get anxiety when people watch me do things. You should get anxiety for having bread, for having yeast in your back pocket. I don't want people to be like, oh, look, a roll boy walking out with the roll. So I put it in my back pocket and saved it for later. Maybe it was a six hour roll. None

of your business. You're a bad friend to be like, oh, everybody look at Peyton's squished roll. He's got his back pocket. He's nibbling on in the corner. The squished roll wasn't the problem. It was the, oh, everybody look at Peyton. He's a sick little weirdo in the background going. There's nothing wrong with that. Come on, bro. There's nothing wrong with that. You act like you didn't ask for it. Ask for your ass roll.

I asked for your six-hour ass roll. Yeah, because you would always be under my bed scavenging for my snacks. And then when I ran out of snacks, because you ate them all, you'd be like, you got some of that roll left? Lie in front of the people. It would strike me down right now if I ever asked for a six hour old ass yeast wheat roll. You'd be like, ooh, a little warm. Oh, a little warm.

It would be a little warm. This man blew up our freaking microwave. If you put ramen in a bowl with no water. Flames. That was my mistake. Yeah, so was the roll. I never, I never took part of those activities. You wouldn't even take the whole roll.

You would take a piece out of the pocket. Oh, I would dig in your back ass pocket. I'd grab the whole roll, take a bite and put it back. Are you nuts? You would just take piece by piece. Are you nuts? You would take your rations. You're a little hummingbird. You would just take piece by piece. Are you nuts? You would take your rations. You're a little hummingbird.

You would just sit there and just go to town. You're a freak. That's what I don't like. You act like you weren't involved in the freak stuff that I did. I wasn't! You nibbled. You said, Peyton, can I get my bread rations? Bread rations?

You really do think you are Frodo. What are we... Who is that? why do you keep saying these mythological characters like we know yugioh boy it's lord of the rings lord of the rings one of the most critically acclaimed highest rating series not series trilogies of all time peter jackson you'd be like i'm about to go to room 304, trade Yu-Gi-Oh cards, gotta take some of your rolls. He's really running with this Yu-Gi-Oh act, isn't he? You didn't trade Yu-Gi-Oh cards in our dorm.

Are you nuts? You're painting me to be a freak. That whole underground gambling ring of Yu-Gi-Oh. In the computer lab after hours. In the computer lab at 3 a.m hey it's a five dollar buy-in keep your hoods on we don't want to be on the camera are you nuts are you oh yes you said yes you are nuts thank you this man is taking it and running with it bro it's in a storage locker there's dust on it you wanted to buy a safe for the special ones i wanted to buy i can't lie that's funny i wanted to buy a safe you're a freak you're a freak you bought so many sleeves for them

yes thank you live now you're feeding into it too damn that's your wife she knows you more than anybody she wasn't my she wasn't even my girlfriend at that time. Y'all were damn near. Y'all were at each other 24-7. She knew. Bro, these cards have been in a storage locker for a decade. A decade. Those are the PSA 10 ones.

Bro, if I had a PSA 10 boy i'd we'd be if i had a psa 10 that thing would have already been sold yeah that's the whole point you get that from your childhood in the moment you don't even realize but then later that it's a nostalgic thing that people will pay money for that's why i'm still holding on to it to hopefully one day make some coin you didn't make friends with the robotics club and trade you robotic we had a robotics club now I didn't know until you traded with them. The robotics... Get us out of here.

Can't play... Can't play... Can't play... Can't play... Can't play Dungeons and Dragons with them. That's actually one thing I wish I would've got into. Never did. Cam had the... Dungeons and D&D looked sick, but I never got into it. He was the head master. He had the robe on and he D&D looks sick. He was the headmaster. But I never got into it. He had the robe on and he was instructing everybody what to do.

Have you played Hogwarts? I have not yet. I heard Hogwarts Legacy is fire. I'll buy that game for you. Kim, Kim, lie and say you didn't. I did not. You didn't make friends with the robot. His card have underground gambling rings and a computer lab at 3 AM.

Kim, you did not do that. We didn't even- We did- In my blue zip up hoodie. You mispracticed one day for it. We didn't- Oh we didn't, in my blue zip up hoodie. You mispracticed one day for it. We didn't, we didn't. Stay up. That big ass head held too much weight.

We didn't, I probably dented it. Is this just national pick on cam day? We didn't, dude, I'm seeing things that hurt. We didn't even have robotics club. Whatever you want to say to make fun of me you go for it buddy you're gonna get your return you're gonna get your uh your repercussions you're gonna miss practice you have to do you have to run conditioning because you were late to practice you stayed up too late with my underground gambling ring with hoodies on with my blue hoodie with my sage robe in the in the in the computer lab with the the robotics club that just that just popped out of nowhere.

We had a robotics club. We didn't even have clean water. We didn't even have drinking water. And you think, you asked the RA, you said, do not tell anybody. Keep it going. Keep building the story. Keep building this folklore.

I'll give you a PSA 10 if you... First off, I would never give a PSA 10. Keep building this folklore. I'll give you a PSA 10 if you... First off, I would never give a PSA 10 to anybody that's worth unbelievable money. Keep building this story. We had a robotics club. We didn't even have drinkable water in our dorm. And we had a robotics club. It was drinkable because I'd take the water jug,

put it under the bathtub. And why'd you use the bathtub? Because the water fountain was yellow. And we had a... You almost made me curse. But you used that water to clean your card cases. I'm not enjoying this. Because finally people know.

None of this happened. Don't you feel more free? Don't you feel more free now that people know about your Yu-Gi-Oh dealings? Don't you feel more free now that people know about your Yu-Gi-Oh dealings? Don't you feel more free now? I don't feel this... Sure. Thank you.

You're welcome. What else? You had one of the... Bro we need to make a little animated series. You had a Yu-Gi-Oh ornament in your car. Like the air freshener over the window. Hey, your Gucci Man one was sick, though. Thank you, bro.

I can't lie. That was sick. That was the first time I'd ever even seen that. All I bought was little mini trees. I didn't even know they made cool ones. If I knew that, I probably would have got a Blue Eyes White Dragon. I don't have no damn Yu-Gi-Oh! air freshener. I didn't run a damn cult.

If there would have been one, though, I might have have joined you would have ended up being the headmaster i would have worked up the ranks no when cam went to vegas with me he said do they have the yugioh dealings here or no is it just poker because i don't know how to play that just yugioh i don't know how to play poker now i'd run laps around you in poker oh my name's camps yeah i don't have i'm not used to dealing with cards like you i do have the binder i know you do i know it's right there in the backpack you should have got that safe hey give my backpack let's put it on let's put it on the camera all right guys thank you so much what do you know can't show the backpack now we gotta save for next

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