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I love you. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Drop a beat. Drop a beat. That was a bad beat. Drop a beat. That was a bad beat, hold on. Drop a beat. Now, dead ass, dead ass, don't put that on my camera.

Dead ass, don't put that on my camera, CJ. Put that on his head. I know, I literally felt that come from my small intestine up my throat. I almost throw up. It has a hint, a hue of throw up. You ever tasted a vomit

before you've seen it? Oh, it's so green. Hints of red. Oh my God. Try again. Hey. Hey. Hey.

No, no, no. We got Ko-O Scam back in the studio. There we go. No, no, no. It took too long. You got to let the beat build. I was going to say, I'm back in the stew. Not feeling great.

Yeah. But we're here because it's a good day. And I'm here rapping. And I'm here to stay. And I get the money. And I let it play. Yeah. Let it do backflips flips double dutch smoking you know whenever you were just in that in that position yep you look like a vampire you look like you suck the blood of innocent and you harvest and then you stay inside

oh my god what oh my god god bless you just okay strange way to get there you know my brain works like the lord works in mysterious ways your brain works he took his time in my brain because i it or he rushed it or he yeah he might have just he he was going through like who has to be born and then he realized your due date was like oh my god and he was like so yeah he said oh no uh just go grab it. And I was like... Okay, yeah. I want you to re-say what you said. And at the exact moment that this popped in my head, I'm going to say it and watch the correlation.

Okay, when you're in that stance, you look like a vampire. All the way to the end. Oh, you look like you suck the blood innocent. And then what? And you harvest. Farmville Facebook games. That's what I thought of right when you said the word harvest i miss farmville i didn't play that i was more of a runescape type

of girl runescape type of girls were my type of girls but dude farmville oh my god you had your pumpkin patch in the back oh my god you go and harvest get the coins spend it on better machinery more seed and then you never knew oh if you're playing with other kids that was and it was always the excitement yeah you're like club penguin club or... That was probably the most exciting part. And it was always the excitement, and you're like, you got to do the work. Club Penguin? Club Penguin was full of them. Club Penguin was...

Oh, my God. That was... Like a predator... Oh, my God. It was made for... Predator Wonderland. It was sick. Nasty work.

It was the island. Okay. That's Epstein's island. There we go. It's Club Penguin. It's disgusting. Right in the igloo. It looks just like the Nickelodeon logo. Fun for you conspiracy episode number four okay question for you answer

for you i was just peeing right and i peed a little bit on the floor and do you ever not have control of your unit when you're paying no i sometimes i hate when it does that little laser thing splits into two streams i hate that that's me i hate that but that happens when when what you have a little residue that's residue for you just how did you is that what was that was the residue is that like oh it's residue oh it's a little little it's a little crust like pn oh yeah yeah like yeah yeah yeah i knew what that p okay well no but i'm saying like yeah I get active. Sometimes I pee. I'm a carpenter. You got an HVAC certificate. You can build a house.

Yeah, hello. No, but sometimes when I pee, it's like a deflating balloon. Oh, my God. It's like a deflating balloon. Sometimes when you pee, a deflating balloon. I've never felt smaller sitting next to you. It's like the guy outside the car dealership. I've been going through a thing recently where I pee no hands. I like to pee no hands.

Just let it sit in the tank. I do that often. Wait. Yeah. In the tank? I let it sit in the tub. I just let it rest. Are you standing or sitting?

I'm standing. Come on. I like to feel the sponge dog if you were if you were sitting if you're standing yeah and your tip is resting in a urinal yeah you would have elephantitis your small back you would need you would need vibranium plates in your lower back yeah my my tip smells like green apples when i pull it up because of this little little sponge on the thing and sometimes when i pee and i do that it's like a water hose outside your house where you, when you're running water through it and you just let it go and you just let it rest there. And it's just like, Oh man. Yeah. You

know what I mean? It's like a snake with its head cut off. No, you say your prayers. Yeah. Oh, I pray. Blessed be thy name. Blessed be thy pee. Blessed be thy you. How was your week? You're a blessed man. I am. You's a lucky man. Lower back problems. Oh, now I know. I even remember your name. They used to call you Jawbone. They won't understand that reference. How was your week?

Honey. Honey, hello. It was good. I cuddled a lot with you. I slept on the ice. A grown man slept in my house on my couch two nights in a row with my wife. We made a 48-hour sleepover. It was fun.

What the hell is she talking about? I'm not going to lie. Quick story time. Tell me a story. I love stories. Do I need a blanket? No, it's not that long. The other day, we're doing laundry, right?

Folding clothes on the bed. Liv's sitting in the... What did you say? I don't do that. So I can't relate to the story so far, but go ahead. I'm doing laundry. I'm folding shit up in my bedroom simply in the in the living room just hanging out chilling folding all of a sudden i hear

all of a sudden i hear no bitch come back and i said what the i said who is she on the phone because that's not my wife i'm like uh i set it down i peek over the door she's on the phone because that's not my wife like that can't be not i'm like uh i set it down i peek over the door she's on her phone playing some mobile cooking mania game and she starts going back so what i burnt your hot dog bitch give me a second chance give me a break i can't hurry up the grill i said you are way too invested she She talks shit about me playing Clash Royale and games. I'm never like, oh, there's a P.E.K.K.A. right flank. Get him.

I'm never doing that shit. She was screaming, bro. Screaming. Wait, okay. Could you imagine all of us in the food industry? Oh, my God. How do you think each one of us would act? Oh, my God.

If the four of us had to run a restaurant. Okay, you break it down. What would be our positions and how would we act? If me, okay, we got to add in Pierce. No, we don't. Yeah, we do. We're going to add in Pierce. No, you break it down. Like, what would be our positions and how would we act? If me, okay, we got to add in Pierce. No, we don't. Yeah, we do. We're going to add in Pierce. No, we don't.

Oh, hell no. Pierce is not talking to people. He's going to be like, don't you see there's three seats there? Huh? It's open. Sit down. Huh? Are they stupid?

Yeah. Okay, so let's just do us four in the room. So it's me, Peyton, Mama Liv, CJ. Okay. If we had a restaurant, obviously Liv is going to be our hostess and sit people. You're beautiful. They need to see beauty when they walk in. They need to see pretty when they walk in. Boom.

Now you. I am very confused on where you're going to be. Actually, okay. You know what? We're going to be smart. We're going to make you bartender. I can't. You have to be. I have a bad back't you have to be because you have to have bad back you have to be you're gonna be bartender slash manager you gotta imagine it's kind of a small

shop there's only four of us okay me and him have to be on the grill because we're so touched up here like we gotta be like because it's gonna keep us locked in i couldn't know it would take too long you'd wash his hands too much he has gloves on we're good we have gloves we got we have to make the food if you make the food the shit's gonna take forever and be messy and if she makes it shit's simply gonna be messed up so y'all can't even do food yeah we have to make the food you're gonna have to be walking around say are your eyes okay what are you doing you're like squinting winking and like in pain i was thinking because never mind keep going because i was thinking about those kids in elementary school that flipped their eyelids i hope they're in hell

you know what i mean they ruined a couple of my recesses you know what i mean you ever see like it was all those weird ass kids and they would be like payton look at this and they do that or the little double jointed that were weird as shit. And they'd be like, I'd be like, I had a kid named Curtis had a long weenus. His skin right here, it literally could go down to like there.

Oh, he could make a mean collared green. That was the same one that Sam Curtis. Yep. Same one. You think he was hit or what?

Had a Facebook memory pop up the other day. Enjoy your 14 years of friendship with Curtis. I want to keep that. We're just going to mute the bad parts. Can we just mute the bad parts? I don't give a fuck. Okay, what was I saying?

Back to the restaurant. She's going to be hostess and sit people down. You're going to be the general manager slash bartender. Yeah. So you're only behind the bar if someone needs a drink. Okay. But you're going to be walking around. People are going to be...

Actually, okay, you're going to have to take some orders, too. No. You have to. She's going to be, she has to keep sitting. Imagine me as a waiter. No, it's literally us four. No, we could be smart. We just get them tablets and be like, put in your order and have somebody come.

Okay, okay. But imagine me as a waiter. That would be bad. You'd be like, you're like, hey, oh my God. Okay, you as a waiter. You as a server. You'd be like this. Hey, welcome to the YSK Burger Joint.

How can I, what do you need? I'll be back. And you'd literally walk off. No, okay, without a stutter. You as a server, it'd literally be this. You'd be a waiter. So, like, you'd walk up. You're handing out napkins.

Hey, guys, how's it going? My name's Peyton. I'll be taking care of you today can i get started with drinks they're like water water water sure but boom drinks hope to god you can get the drinks right at least you come back hand the drinks all right uh what do we think of food wise okay let's just say the first person goes the easy route he's like let me get a burger no you'd be like oh you you do faces and shit and then when they call you out on it oh it'd be it you'd burn. What do you mean

when I say they called me out? One of two ways because you'd be sitting there, oh okay give a little face and be like oh yeah our burger's good. You sit there writing down and they go what's that face? You either have one of two routes. You're either going to roast them back and we're going to lose customers or you're just going to be sad and crumble. You're going to be like

oh no I didn't even make a face. I'm just sitting here just working. Hey take my order guy oh and then you just cry or you can be like i made a face because you dirty stinking nasty little oh you couldn't you know what you would do as a waiter you would you would try to like make it a competition and you would try to memorize everybody's order you'd be like you'd be like uh two waters no our restaurant would fail 100 i would be the waiter that doesn't use the little notepad no no thing i think that's i think i hate when waiters do that first of all you're not better than me because you're not like write my shit down you know what i mean like who are you impressing not me yeah it's like a comedian just talked about this too especially oh my god if you have the

if you have the gall to do this okay yeah what's next okay got that too if you want to memorize my shit and something comes out wrong oh my god prepare for no tip yeah zero dollars because you tried to flex then you failed yeah you're not getting sometimes when I do that, I try to really customize my order and test them. I'm going to make your life hard. Oh, you think you're cool? Let me get that signature sauce. Hold the signature. I need it in a to-go order now, but I don't want to open it.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Vulnerable moment for me right now. Poppy seeds make you fail a drug test. Is that a fact? I believe so. I've never taken a drug test. Yes, you have. I've never. No, I haven't.

How are you going to tell me where I've peed? How are you going to tell me where my urine's been? Where were you when we were drug tested for collegiate basketball? They never drug tested me. They never did. They drug tested you because they knew you would always pass them. Our cam, they're not going to do our potheads on the team. And I didn't even smoke back then, but they were like, he's black.

You know, he's probably up there with the weenie. Oh, you were? Your face just twitched. saw that okay it's because i spilled bleach on my hands three days ago and i still smell it do we call the police what did you just say i spilled bleach on my hands three days ago and i still smell it what the hell are you doing with bleach i was cleaning my clothes washing my clothes washing my clothes, right? And I remember I was told for the socks, you put bleach in the thing. And I dropped the cap behind the washing machine. Oh, okay.

You know you can just pour it in the fucking thing. I know, but it's dangerous to put too much bleach. So I said. It's a little more dangerous for you. You've made a bowl with your hand for bleach put it in the detergent stop showing me the motion that never i didn't know what did you do what was your immediate steps afterwards i'll wash with what water and soap that was it what do you want me to do get hand sanitizer i probably would have got butt ass naked and I would have scrubbed with six different things

that hand. You made a hand bowl cup. Yeah. For bleach. I've cupped worse things with my hands. When you could, you know what I mean? When you could just simply go. If there was a, if there was a search history of where my hands have been, I wouldn't be

free. Ask me about seventh grade. Where were your hands in seventh grade? I was known to pick an ass or two. Y'all never picked your ass in seventh grade? Wait, you were your own ass? What? Of course.

You think I was picking for an ass? That's what I thought. Oh, no, it was in my shoe. Because if you're your own ass, you're not going behind bars. You're picking others' asses. That's the not free part. No, no. Back to the bleach. was in my shoe. Because if your own ass, you're not going behind bars. You're picking others' asses. That's the not free part. No, no. Back to the bleach.

Yeah, my fault. You drop a cap. Yeah. So you use your skin. You scare me. Like, at this point, it's unbelievable. Okay, well, at the time, I have a thing where it's called slight panic. Anytime an inconvenience happens where I wasn't prepared for,

my anxiety and my ADHD, I don't like alternative plans when I wasn't prepared for them. So I go to the quickest method. I do feel that. Quickest method going like that. Quickest, easiest method, simply pouring it straight into the thing. I realize that, but I thought it would be toxic for my clothes. Time out.

You're pouring the bleach right on the clothes? Oh, no. You did, didn't you? Yeah, yeah you do that's what you do oh no you don't well you do them there is a very specific bleach compartment in the washer oh you have an expensive washer i forgot you're rich i forgot you're rich so i'm not rich one your washer definitely costs more than mine too mine was free and your socks are going to be ruined so congrats you put the bleach right on the clothes yeah 100 just throw it right in there so first you put it on your skin then you put it right on your clothes yeah holy shit did you ever experiment on yourself as a kid you need what is that you ever just try some shit out i did a

couple things downstairs tell me what i did what are we talking about i got too vulnerable too quick tell me cj told me he used to tuck to see no i did you did that's a white people's no one uh one time one time definitely in the mirror because it's just, what does it look like? Everybody does. Yeah. It's like you, Dev. It's like, whoa, am I? No, you're lying. You're in comedy purposes. No, 100%.

I mean, comedy purposes, but yeah. You moved your jitter to your lower bung region. And then closed your legs. Everyone's done that. No, the hell we haven't. No, not everybody has. I've never done that. No, the hell we haven't. No, not everybody has. I've never done that. I've always been sensitive with my nuts.

What does that mean? I don't like being... Like, sometimes I'll thumb my own nut on accident, like sitting down, and it hurts. That's not an accident. That can't be an accident. What are you... No, I'm talking about like when you're adjusting like that

and you'll scrape the nut a little bit. Oh, dude, I pinched the shit out of my helmet the other day it was bad like the top part of the penis you had a war helmet you had a non-helmet dude oh my god it's like i got sniped but i had my helmet on so just like it rattled everything but my vitals were good dude that's wow oh my god What was it? We were in, I think Vegas. I went, I did that or something like that and I literally went to pinch my clothes and I said,

and I went, oh! Oh, it was rough. I told you I had scars from seventh grade because I had no draws in my Levi denim. I intentionally set up a hot coal stone thing

to walk over when I was young but it was all sharp Lego pieces and I did it at my grandma's. So I was torturing to walk over when I was young but it was all sharp Lego pieces and I did it at my grandma's so I was torturing myself for fun when I was young tell me we had

the same childhood tell me I'm okay and I'm normal back to experimentation yeah I wouldn't do anything like that I would never

cause harm on myself I did try to I mean it wasn't for harm it was more of like I guess I was trying to be like a battle tested warrior

and I said well I'm not gonna go fight somebody I would see how much pain I could take. I would jump off of things and certainly get it higher and higher. I think it's a boy thing more than anything. I think it is. Dude, wrestling with a bear or a pillow when you're young,

when your parents are gone, 7 o'clock on a Friday, Friday night smackdown right after a root beer. God bless. Oh, my God. God bless. Nothing's better. I cut my knee. I put my tongue in a root beer float.

That was the best as a kid. Oh, my God.. I put my knee. I put my tongue in a root beer float. Oh my, that was the best as a kid. Oh my God. A little foam fuzz at the top. Okay. What are you doing? Let me show you something. I have bacon in a bag.

All right. I've been eating. I think eating. That's what that was. Yeah. I have bacon in a bag and I want you to try it. That, that actually,

actually looks like the exact packaging of Ruby's treats that we have at home right now. That looks like a pepperoni. That's what that looks like the exact packaging of Ruby's Treats that we have at home right now. That looks like a pepperoni. That's what that looks like. Dude, the smell is exhausting. Thick cut, hickory smoked bacon in a bag from 7-Eleven Select. It's a great restaurant. They have an AAU program. 7-Eleven Select.

Go try it. Is this cooked? No, I'm not going to lie. I think I'm going to have a vivid dream tonight. Oh, shit. I'm going to have a vivid dream tonight. Oh, shit. I'm going to have a vivid dream because of these. You know what I mean? Oh, this can get you through a – this can make you hibernate.

No, I swear to you. This can make you see the ancestors. What is this smell? Would you want to talk to them? I don't know. Mine would be a little – I would. That's crazy, first of all. No, to talk to them? You can talk to people that have different viewpoints of you. Mine would be a little – I would. That's crazy, first of all. No, to talk to them?

You can talk to people that have different viewpoints of you. I would say why. Like what made you think like that? Why would you do that? And I want to see – Do you think that would satisfy your palate once they give you your answer? Say, we f***ing won't do. No, it would make me even more sad.

But I would try to – I mean, it's not like I can bring it back from the dead. But I would just be like, why did you do that? Why did you think like that? You think that conversation is worth it. Oh, that was a sexual way to eat that bacon my i got a little blood flow i don't know if i'm enjoying this it's like half cooked half not cooked it's a little crunchy it's a little soft i don't know why it's warm fun okay question for you while you're eating that i think my ribs are vibrating though no you're something's gonna happen

something's gonna happen to us. This is a dog treat. Every time I have a dream about a guy in a skulled face with a hoodie on, it's whenever I eat something weird. Whoa. Whoa. You don't have those nightmares? There's a guy in a robe, but his face is a skull. Whoa!

You're seeing death himself in your dream? Is that what that is? That's death. Does he have a big scythe? No, no. He's more of just a glowing creature. My expiration date's coming. You're in the underworld. Okay, question about childhood, because we were talking about childhood stuff. Did y'all have babysitters as kids?

Yeah. Were they women? Yes. Anybody else have a crush on their babysitter? Mine was a grown woman, and I think I still did. Well, yeah. I hope another six-year-old wasn't watching you. No, I'm saying it wasn't like a 16-year-old, 17-year-old, 18.

It was like a full-blown mom. And I did. Dude, I did too. And I cussed one day talking about a June bug. My favorite. She picked me up, took me to the bathroom, shoved a bar of soap down my throat. Oh. Put soap in my mouth because I was cuss cussing came out i was spitting all over her carpet and she was mad at me was she a family friend uh kind of okay i'm gonna say the fact that

your mother allowed a stranger to my mother's not keen on violence you know she'd be like don't ever do that again to my kid again oh god that babysitter would have been sat down. No, but I remember when I was four years old, I've always been the same as a kid. What? Don't put that on Nita. Just saying that out loud and thinking about the different outcomes, if that happened to you and me from our moms, my mom would be like, it'd be a stern politician finger. Don't you ever do, I'm going to call the law enforcement.

Your mom would literally bust through her door, grab the girl's hair, and wail on her. Her car would have been in the impound. It would have turned into a cube this big. Oh, my God. No, but I used to strip around. I would walk around naked at four years old around my house when the babysitter was around. I would walk around like that. When the bitch.

No, yeah. I'd be like, ah, and run around. I've always been i've always been the same woman oh yeah i remember what she looks like what does she look like you know me that's what she looked like no no no no that's where it started this explains everything you were close you were on a line. I'm telling you. No, I wasn't. Stop saying that. You were on a line. No, I was not. You were exposed to a lot way too early. And I'm telling you, one bad weekend, one mysterious night away.

Your whole course could be changed, brother. Your whole course could be different, dog. You have no room to say that, Cam. You literally are two seconds away from feasting on living creatures. Yes, you are. We are two seconds away from finding that Cam has cadavers under his kitchen sink. You know what I mean? Like, Ruby's breath smells bad because she's eating the leftover human liver that Cam has in his fridge.

I think I could be a decent killer. Like a serial killer. That's not an okay thing to say. That's not a cool brag. I'm not going to lie. Not a cool killer. Like a serial killer. That's not an okay thing to say. That's not a cool brag. I'm not going to lie. Not a cool brag. You have this false sense of confidence. And you said something to me on an airplane. And it has irked me

and we've never gotten to argue about it. Oh, you said some shit on an airplane. Are you kidding me? What did I say on an airplane? You go first. Okay, so Cam said this and I said please, we're not talking about this. Because we have to save it for the podcast. Please tell me it's about safety. Because we have to save it for the podcast. Please tell me it's about safety. No, no, no. It's about something different.

Oh, my God. Because I doubt you remember this. I think that bacon poisoned me. Something's not right. I'm telling you, I'm feeling lucid. My eyes started watering. I still see your shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you.

It's to the point where I love and I hate you. And I can't take back the love that I gave you. It's to the point where I love and I hate you. And I can't not. So I must replace you. Rest in peace. These are your sad and dumb. All right, we're going to get copy written. Here we go. Cam said this on an airplane and I said, do not, do not continue because I need to talk about this on the podcast.

Cam said, Cam said this to me with a serious face you better not lie cam said i 100 could beat a bald eagle in a fight yes cam are you cj cj cam you just learned how to throw a punch or make a fist cam was making fists like this until he was 26 like that you you have a false sense of confidence. That is an apex predator. You don't even play that game. That's a real thing, an apex predator.

I know, he didn't get it. Clean over his head. You don't play that game. My head's easy to get around. Sorry, I don't have a swollen skull. A swollen skull. That's such good alliteration. A swollen skull. Yeah, swollen skull syndrome.

That's hilarious. I'm going to put that in my bio. I have a swollen skull. That is so good. Cam got his college paid for not because of basketball. He got a check for his swollen skull syndrome. Okay, listen, Scruffy McGee, here we go. So, first thing, furry man.

I didn't have to wait until I was 27 to grow a beard. Well, you had one one year before me, and I'm not 27, so 26, you had it one year before me. Once you stopped gatekeeping the secret code of Brooks the Barber, I went in and boom, what do you know? Oh my god, Cam, you couldn't let go of the chin strap. Oh my god, I didn't like the chin strap! I didn't like it! I was forced! It was obligatory! That's a good word. Obligatory.

What I said was, can I beat a bald eagle? Yes. The stipulations was. There's no stipulations. Yes, there is. Yes, there is. There's stipulations. Okay, what stipulations?

One of us has to die. Like, the loser has to die. Cam, and you will lose. In an enclosed room. Oh, my God, you'll lose. That's what I said. Cam, you'll lose. No, we didn't.

First of all, no, you didn't. You never said that, Cam. Because I didn't let you. If I'm out in the wild, I have no shot.'s what I said. Kim, you'll lose. No, you didn't. First of all, no, you didn't. You never said that, Kim. Because I didn't let you. If I'm out in the wild, I have no shot. I have no shot. Okay. The eagle's going to go like a missile. Okay, let's say.

Okay, how big is the room? Say it's in a one-bedroom apartment. I kill the eagle. I kill the eagle. No, you don't. With nothing around? It's an empty one-bedroom apartment. I kill the eagle.

How? I'm going to take some damage as long as he. Bro, all I have to do, I'm going to start walking to it. Walking to it. I have to cover up. I have to cover up. Kim, your whole shit's going to take some damage. Bro, all I have to do, I'm going to start walking to it. Walking to it. I have to cover up. I have to cover up. Cam, your whole shit is going to be scarred up and you're going to be like, ow. That's fine.

And it's going to get your eyes and your liver. You have good meat. You have good meat it wants to harvest. I have great meat. You have great white meat. You have unbelievable meat. He has unbelievable meat. My meat is covered in a coat of hair.

You have to go shave me down. You ruined everything. That is disgusting and take back everything I said. You have to shave me down to get to the Wonderland. You know what I mean? You want to go see that crystal ball? You got to get past the mesh. You want to go see the Wizard of Oz?

You got to cut through the forest. If your penis had a personality it'd be emo what does that mean you'd have gauge piercings a lot of colorful tattoos did wear the mesh uh jeff hardy jerseys i went into a piercing shop one time and almost got my johnson pierce i thought i thought about it i thought about it i thought about it i thought about it i thought about it no you did not i thought about it no you did not i thought about it. I thought about it. No, no, no. I thought about it. No, you did not. I thought about it. No, you did not. I thought about it. Have you ever seen one of those in person? CJ went and marked it down immediately. Sorry, I'm sorry.

No, okay. There's no way you thought about that. Oh, 100%. It was the same day I was going to get my gauges. Thank God. Dude, I'm telling you, dog. You were one weekend away. Okay.

One weekend would change this. None of this would be here. Okay. Oh, my God. Regardless, that's less. Did you play Tony Hawk video games? No, no, no. I wasn't good at video games.

Oh, yeah, you did. What I'm saying is less crazy than you saying that you could beat a bald eagle. Okay, I'm in a one-bedroom apartment. You can't beat a bald eagle. How? First off, it can't leave. Okay? It can fly.

It's going to be fast. All I have to do is get a hold of it once. It's going to peck. It's going to really hurt. It's going to peck, scratch, everything. But if I can get a hold of it, it's done. How are you going to hold a bald eagle? Bro, you have to try.

They're fast. They're stronger than you. They're not stronger than me. Are you out of your mind? If it gets to full speed, you are slow. You have bad lateral movement. Your hip is that of an 80-year-old. You think a bald eagle can get under an inclined bench at 225 for five reps. You think a bald eagle can do that? You think it's stronger than you?

If it had five appendages. It's nuts. Yes. And it doesn't, so it's not. Okay, Cam. If a fifth, if an if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk. That was decent. That was fire.

Okay, Cam. Deadass, let's break it down. I have to cover up. Cover my... Cam, you will not cover up. Look, stop. Okay, look. You need to try to get through that.

You see this? That is menacing. I'm going to try to get through. I'm covering up, right? Cam. Probably like this. Cam, it's going to literally take... It can pick up full animals.

It's going to take your arm and pull it out. That's fine. If it has one of my arms, what's my other one doing? Crying for dear help? Saying a prayer to the Lord? Yes, you're going to be a little scared. You're going to be a little scared. If someone...

If it's a sanctioned bout put on by the WBC, I understand that I'm going to die or win, so I'm going to go in that apartment. I'm going to say a prayer. I'm going to get down on my knees, say a prayer, and then I'm going to get up, and I'm going to whoop that eagle's ass. I'm going to whoop that eagle. Have you heard an eagle screech?

I have a wife. I have friends. I have a monthly rent I have to pay. I'm not going to die. I can't die i can't afford to die i'm beating that eagle's ass hear an eagle scream yeah have you heard it's loud it is menacing that's like a flash bang i can sing i can sing m&m that eagle has nothing on me i can sing oh seven m&m we're talking about an eagle screech yeah i was born with a oh that eagle has

that eagle has a dead ass that is one of the craziest things i've ever heard you say oh my god that's one of the craziest things i've ever heard you say i think there's a permanent part of my frontal lobe that's covered in liquor like i i think my processor's slowing down you know what i mean it's that asthma somebody get him a freezer. My throat's super dry. He definitely spilled. His coolant is wearing off on the CPU.

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S-H-O-P-M-A-N-D-O.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh my God. Okay, me and Liv went to get our nails done the other day. Sounds crazy, not going to lie. That's why your nails are so shiny. They are shiny. Got a little clear coat. Hello, good morning to you. I like it. I used to get clear nails done the other day. Sounds crazy. Not going to lie. That's why your nails are so shiny. They are shiny.

Got a little clear coat. Hello, good morning to you. I like it. I used to get clear coats all the time. Do you remember the kids in school that put the little lights on their fingers? Do I remember the kids? I was the kids. You did not do that.

I wanted to be a Jabberwocky. I told you that. But you did not do this whole thing. What? The finger art. I had a seventh grade dance. Turn the lights off. I am the neon party.

Peyton. What? At this point. I lights off. I am the neon party. Peyton. What? I was, at this point. That's how I flirted. I was like. You said, you went. I was a gnarly ass kid. No, yeah.

That is, you had a hell of a chance. Oh my God. Your parents did good. Oh my God. They never said no to anything. No, they did. And they should have dropped a couple no's, dog. Oh my God.

Hey, Dad, can I get those cool LED fingertip blades so I can do the girls and whatnot? Yeah. I used to wrap myself in Christmas lights and turn the lights off in my god. Hey dad, can I get those cool LED fingertip blades so I can do the girls and whatnot? Yeah, I used to wrap myself in Christmas lights and turn the lights off in my house. I tried to roll down the stairs one time. My mom said no to that. I don't know where I got that idea from, but that was a hazard because it was plugged into the wall. Oh my god. That's how the lights went out. Oh my god, one Christmas for whatever reason, I think I was like eight, maybe eight or nine. I woke up,

I creeped around the tree and I ripped a little piece of my present off. I saw what it is. I was like, and for whatever reason, I was a horrible kid, I guess.

I really wasn't, but I had bad times. I went to this box of styrofoam. I carved the word sex into it and I went back to bed. You were like,

you're like, I'm rock and roll. But then the lamest part is the next day my mom said who did this was this you and i went no she's like who the hell else yeah i was like okay yeah one year for halloween i my mom uh painted my face as a scarecrow i put on a flannel jacket and jeans and i laid out on a lawn chair outside of my door and whenever people went and got candy i would scare them but they all knew because i didn't know how to hold my breath because I was a mouth breather. I was a mouth breather.

You were like this. Look. Imagine you're walking up to get the candy and this is the guy. This is you. You were literally sitting there like this. You're like. You're like this. I dead ass was like this.

I was like. And you'd be like. And they're like. Ew. Like they're just upset. And I would always get panic attacks. Whenever my eyes were closed for too long. And environments where people were.

So I'd always go like. I'd always peek. Okay. What were you saying? I'm so sorry. Don't wipe yourself with Christmas lights kids. It's a fire hazard. Oh my god.

I sprayed my grandma with a fire extinguisher one time. She's dead now. It's a fire hazard. Oh, my God. I sprayed my grandma with a fire extinguisher one time. She's dead now. It's a fun fact. I wanted to see because it was in a Nickelodeon show. She was upset. Bro, why did you have a fire extinguisher in the house? Oh, she had one. She had a barn.

That's some old people shit, isn't it? To have a fire extinguisher in your house? Yeah. That is some old shit. Yeah. Oh,? To have a fire extinguisher in your house? Yeah. That is some old shit. Yeah. Oh, my God. Not a toy, fire extinguishers. Oh, my God.

You were saying? Grandparents' Christmas decorations, there's always so many, and they're so delicate. And a lot of them are from... They made shit out of glass back then. They look like Nazi propaganda, a lot of them. Don't they? A little bit bit it's like i was gonna say they look like they're pushing an agenda it's like why can't we why can't we oh you were saying the topic yeah shit yeah i could tell there was no freedom when those ornaments were made no no shot no shot oh my god you need to you need to

you need to be put on a leash like you didn't even put on a little something i think i'm gonna put my kid in the leash one time please don't just to treat him like a good old german shepherd you know what i mean okay you were put you were put on a leash weren't you no i'm pretty sure i was never on those little monkey leashes or whatever. Okay. I didn't say nothing. The backpack is a monkey and the leash is brown. It's like, ooh. One time I saw a kid with a backpack leash on and a muzzle, and I said, don't know what that is. No way.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. How's little buddy eating? Fucking Hannibal? Who is this kid? Who is that kid? What does your son do? My kid will not be on his t-ball team.

As soon as they take the buzz off, the kid's like, he's sitting there. I'd be like, nah, put him down. I'd be like, send that kid to Rikers. Send that little bastard to where Bane grew up send him in that hole in the earth out in the middle of nowhere imagine him on like an

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Done it before. It's pretty normal. Matter of fact, to set the scene, you tell me what you expect from a nail salon when you go in there get my nails done and like just i sit down they take you to the little booth calm vibe calm down you hear a little water trickle and you see a bunch of infomercials on the tv okay yeah brilliant here we go this nail appointment this nail appointment was some shit out of a movie. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. It was like a bad experience? Dude, it was a literal movie.

I'm surprised there wasn't a film crew. So we walk in. First thing, the guy that's working the front desk, he stared straight through my soul. He stared through my existence. Like you weren't supposed to be there. Like he was talking to no one. Oh. It was terrifying. It's like he was talking to no one. Oh. Like it was terrifying.

It's like he was gone. He was off something. I literally said, he was like this. He said, welcome. And then I'd be like moving or looking at the menu.

He was like, oh, he's PCP. Oh, he was on something. He had a little salt from the bath, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, a little speed. We get through there. First off,

we're both getting manicures. They take us to the pedicure thing. That's not right. So I said, this is already a little little different but i'm here for it because now i get a little massage you back okay we sit down i swear to god a disco ball dropped out of the ceiling it wasn't there when we walked in it dropped out i said is it happy hour i said what's A disco ball drops out. The music. Payton, imagine like techno K-pop music. Like club shit.

Like the whole time. We were there for an hour and a half. The whole time. It was like, I can't. I don't even want to do my best. But it was just like. The whole time I was like. Do my best, but it was just like, ball going the first guy doesn't know his name okay we get set down this is where it gets a little normal they come over ask for our thing she goes uh she goes uh this one what do you want what color i go just just clear coat she goes gel or color i said clear coat gel or color

i i are you playing a game with me i just want some clear coat the regular clear coat she goes do the gel it lasts longer i go nah i don't want to do all that all uv stuff i'll just put the little quick on you're doing the gel i said no i'm not actually that's not how that you asked me the question she i swear to god she was so keen on upselling i was like no no just the clear coat she goes okay okay okay she starts doing it payton i swear to god this is where it gets really bad so the whole time techno music disco ball like it's it's unreal already. There's a drug deal that goes on in the back. No way.

Peyton, I swear to God, a woman walks in through a side door, okay? She walks in, side door. She doesn't work there. Okay. She walks in with her two kids. She goes to this room. She punches a code, goes into this room. Then like the boss of the nail salon

comes out of nowhere all the other workers in like jeans it's like a graphic tee they're chill this woman comes out in a chanel matching set uh sweatsuit yeezy slides with a little louis purse on her head oh she got money money right yeah she comes out she's talking to all the employees and whatnot oh she goes straight to the room okay she walks in the woman came in skips the line yeah goes through a side door skips everyone doesn't say anything go straight to that room with a bag i'm not bullshitting you she has a bag she goes in there you think i'm kidding bro i literally said i told live in the middle of i was like i was like your drugs happening she goes in there she came with two kids right. The kids are watching the door, Peyton.

The kids are like eight-year-old girls. They're watching the door. Swear to God. I swear to God. If this is the Bible, right hand on the Bible. And it's like they're so innocent. One has a little popsicle and one's just drinking like a Sprite.

They're sitting there watching around, looking and stuff. One of the kids goes in the room. The other one stays on door duty. She's like, just look at it. It looks insane. I hope to God it's not what it looks like. not record them no oh my god you're doing your nails yeah

she was working on this oh my god water so i'm seeing it the woman comes out the mom and her kids come out no bag now so she's left the bag there the bag has been dropped the eagle has landed paraphernalia yeah something the e. Something. The eagle's landed. They leave. The woman comes out, taps my worker on the shoulder, whispers something. The other worker, and this isn't even to be insensitive, but I don't know what to say because it's in a different language. Yeah. The other worker says something, but then goes back to English. She goes, is mine on the table?

That's all she said. They were speaking, and then she goes, did you get mine? Is mine on the table? Oh, my God. The head honcho woman goes, yeah, it's in there. Walks off and leaves. Both of my women start smiling oh my god they both literally go like this and i was like what the fuck i was like what is happening i was like oh my god okay then to seal it all on top right yeah the other this other worker probably 20 minutes later so

now i'm just in my head i'm saying did i just watch this is a movie yeah the music the whole time still disco lights oh my god this this other woman comes out trips on absolutely nothing trips on nothing she gets up chuckles and walks away oh my god she tested the product oh my god she literally walked and she went oh she gets up and walked and she went, ha, ha, ha. And walked off. I swear to God. Unbelievable. The fact, okay, you have a couple of these stories. Unbelievable. You have to start following up.

No, I have to record it. No, you have to go in their room. Oh. Hell no. I'll be like, I want to try too. Hell no. What are they going to do? That's awfully Caucasian of you.

Oh, the killer's in there. Where? And they go, no, I'm going. Hey, what you're saying? My name's Bennett and I ain't in it. That's a fact. awfully caucasian of you the oh the killer's in there where and they go no i'm going today to hell what you're saying my name's bennett and i ain't in it there you go i got my nails i gave him a tip and i left good tip too so they don't ask you any questions that's insane dude i swear on everything dude and live bless her heart she's so bad with catching clues i'm literally like i'm like because i don't want to say anything, right? Because they're right there. And I go, and she goes, what?

I'm like, oh my God. That's the worst. I go, just stop. And then I let it die down. I look back at her. I'm like, I'm like, there's a drug deal going on. She goes, what are you talking about?

And I'm like, get away from me. I'm like, oh my God. I don't want my wife to be knowing. Oh my God. Dude, yeah. I need to start going to nail salons. You got to take me to that one. Nevermind.

Don't say it. But yeah, you told me it's kind of. It's close. Bro, I need to go. I need to start going to nail salons. You got to take me to that one. You have to go. Never mind. Don't say it. But yeah, you told me it's kind of. It's close. Bro, I need to go. You need to go. It's unreal. The last time I. Low key, like y'all have to go.

No, I'm not lying. No, I will go. And I'll show you everything. I will go. Because if you walk in there and you hear the music and see the disco ball and see the soulless front desk worker, then you know you're in the right spot. You know you're in the right spot. The last time I went to a nail place, I was getting my toenails clipped and she said big nails to me she goes oh big nails i told

you had big nails and then she started and then she she she did something with my big toe it's never been done no did i like it a little bit of course i did what she did she was like i was like is this a part of the regular proceedings Or Are we giving out clues Am I getting charged extra for this Or what's going on No she did not Yeah I swear to you

No your big toe is gross Your big toe Do you have room to talk Okay My toenail is rotten It's disgusting Your toe itself Looks like in the 1960 cartoons

When someone drops like a Kettlebell on it And it gets swollen. Like your toes like this and it goes. Like you have a Looney Tunes ass toe. You know something I've noticed recently driving? What? Because I realize I'm in a fishbowl, right?

Yeah. When I'm driving, I'm in my own world. No, you are. I jam out hard as shit to music. You were doing your foot like this the whole day that you like dude i'll like sing to the top of my lungs like scream do head movements like i'm into the music one thing i've realized is i've never in my 10 years of driving have ever seen somebody i look at people's cars i look no one's ever jamming out to music yeah a lot of people are sad yeah okay i get it but like i know music

time in my car it's time i'm camp rock demi lovato camp rock camp rock camp rock you know what i mean that is me i am the music in me i'm troy bolton trying to impress Gabriela. You are. I am Eminem. I am Tevez. Do you jam out in cars? I do. Mine's just, it's, you know. Are you like enthusiastic? I don't. The music I play doesn't solicit that reaction.

No, you're rapping though. Yeah. No, I rap. But you like rap. Like you use hands. But I can't be like, yeah, I'm coming to kill you and take that. No. You don't do that? No.

What do you do? I just sit there and rap and just bob the head and I just get hyped. That's weird to me. That is a performance. I am at the Grand Ole Opry. Now that you say that, you do go a little harder than most. That is my time. Oh, my God.

Wait, CJ, he does. You've never done that in a car. No. So am I weird for jamming out hard in cars? Like, I've never seen someone like, I'm like two hands. I'm like banging on shit. Like I'm Travis Scott. I am Travis Scott.

I'm Travis Scott. I'm automobile Scott. I am Travis car Scott. I am Travis Tesla Scott. Like that's who I am. Bro, you, wait, you do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It is kind of like, and so I was like driving and i was looking into every car

no one was yeah i don't even if i'm like really feeling the song yeah like it's the best song ever i'm not dancing and giving a performance what's the longest you followed a stranger on the road accidentally or on purpose on purpose you don't remember somebody's how they're spending their evening i don't think i've ever dead ass no dead ass yeah you've you've never been curious i've never followed someone home like you're ever three head bundy who are you you're ever three cars behind somebody you don't want to get right up on them and you're like i'm following the honda pilot who do you work for who do you work for no you just follow them until they take their exit and then you start to see they live over there and then no one has that inquiry about strangers

you have too much time on your hands to be just following people talking about i want to see what you're eating for dinner you know i mean you never follow people in the mall either who are you okay no people are gonna think i'm being a creep no no no no i have good intentions i'm curious i'm curious y-a-r yy-r no i'm curious and somebody's gonna agree with me in the comments you follow people not in a creepy way you don't let them know you're following them that oh my god are you you're outing yourself right now no but i have no intention i have no intention there's nothing i want i just am curious like that's that might be worse no it's because i

don't think people are real bro like what are you doing with your day and i want to know what they're doing with their day and is that illegal to do am i is that a crime comedy purpose this is this is uh this is self-incrimination oh no it's a comedy podcast i'm joking oh my god it's not okay no dead ass it's not okay this is strange oh, this is strange. Oh, my. This is weird. I've never gone to their front porch and knocked. You go, I go to the back window. I've never let them know I'm there, but I sure am. That's what you're saying. I've never peeked in a room.

You go, I never asked for permission, but I'm there with them. Okay, and at Thanksgiving, you ever ended your, because my family, we eat Thanksgiving at like 11 in the morning and so it's what y'all don't do that no y'all don't eat on thanksgiving at 11 a.m no oh that's when we're ready to eat 11 a.m oh so we eat at 11 a.m well have my family's 90 years old their bedtime's 4 p.m so it's like that's true so um my thanksgiving always ended early and i have really nobody when I go back home. Like nobody actually likes me from my hometown. They're just like, oh, it's the podcast guy. I remember him being a little feral freak, smelled like a nasty fox at 3 p.m.

You know what I mean? He smelled like osmosis. He smelled like the lunchroom trash barrel. You smelled bad. So I would Thanksgiving sometimes, and I'm being for real real and if this is incriminating cut it out i would drive through my neighborhood like at dusk when it was dark and people had their inside lights on and i would peek and watch them eat like their thanksgiving like a little bit like i would just drive through the neighborhood i want to see like did people dress up What color is your tablecloth?

Dress up? Are they colonizers? Is this the Thanksgiving day? Yes. No. No. Is this Thanksgiving 1? Is this the first?

Are you Columbus? Who are you? Are you Paul Revere driving through at dusk? Who are you? You're not my friend. What are you saying? Strange thing to say. I tried it once for Christmas. Mom didn't let me leave i wanted to watch kids open their no okay no no no no no no it sounds way worse but i'm a man of god and i'm a good person i'm just curious bro i like to

experience other people's lives no no if this can't come out that it can't come out but you know my heart i I know your heart. No, it's come from a place of loneliness. I think you need a therapist. This isn't good. I think you need to talk. No, no. I'm just curious. No, it's good.

It's good. Watching people shop, what are you putting in your bag? Dead ass, you don't look at people's grocery carts and say, what are you ingesting? Dead ass, you don't look. Okay, thank you, CJ. You have to peek at people's grocery carts. That's the same.

I'm peeking in your window. You're like, I'm peeking in your second family room. You're watching family food. You're like, ball sack. Like you're giving answers and stuff. It's an onion. Onion. Well, no.

Now I feel weird. Well, no. Now I feel weird. Well, no. Then cut it out. No. Oh, leave it. Your intentions are great. Your heart is pure. It's it.

Just a weird activity. The driving is because I'm curious if people are real. Thanksgiving, I want you to experience. I want to see what, like, what are they eating for Thanksgiving? Honestly, you're going to be the type of person. It's going to be amazing. But they're going to have to kill you afterwards. But you're going to be the type of person, and it's going to be amazing, but they're going to have to kill you afterwards. But you're going to be the type of person,

because of this curiosity, right? Curiosity killed the cat. You're the cat right now. You're going to die because of curiosity. Meow, big pussy cat. Come on, big pussy cat. I had paws as a kid, like furry it was one year for Halloween I was gonna wear a black morph suit and be a cat mom said no she did tell me though sometimes they're like big ass paws off

I had a collection of 18 slinky so it was like it was the highest point of slink as I ever got and I twisted them all up at one point. Preston got real mad. Shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun after that. Swear to you. What were you saying, though? No? All right.

Oh, my God, you're so good. I was just wondering. You were saying something, though. I don't remember. You've never peeked at a Thanksgiving meal. That's what we've concluded. I don't remember what I was just wondering. You're saying something, though. You've never peeked at a Thanksgiving meal. That's what we've concluded. I'm so sorry. I was going to say something, too. Something about cats.

You said, be positive. Oh, you're saying the government's going to take me out or something. Oh, yeah. I don't even care. Oh, the government is going to take me out. You're going to be the guy that, because of your curiosity, you're going to go follow a family one day, and they just got a little Costco $5 rotisserie chicken. You're going to go, my that because of your curiosity, you're going to go follow a family one day. And they just got a little Costco, like $5 rotisserie chicken.

You're going to go, my eyes are actually hurting right now. They're trying to close on me. You're going to go watch them eat it. But before they close their curtains, you're going to see them untake off their suit. And they're going to be like aliens. And then you're going to see them. They're going to see you see them. They're going to kill you or the government will.

Or they are the government. Yeah. That was a lot. I thought I was getting chased by Jehovah Witness one time and i said before i knew who they were i said why are they on bikes at my house because i didn't know is that insensitive i'm telling you something honest here i can't say it see he's giving me the eyes no you can't see. He's giving me the eyes. No, you can't. Okay. Oh. Oh. Hmm. Well.

Never saw a suited bicycle rider before, and it confused me. That's it. They're here for me. I'm not going to lie. I thought a Mormon one time. I thought a Mormon was a. What? I thought a Mormon was a debt collector, so I told him to piss off through the door, and

I felt so bad afterwards because I thought he was trying to get my mom's money. It was the summer. I was home by myself. He was at the door knocking. I saw pamphlets and a white shirt, and I was like, man, this guy's really going after it because it's hot as hell. So I said, piss off! He goes, I'm here to spread the word.

I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I still didn't answer the door, though. Oh, man. No, I do have a... Say it, say it, say it. It's so good. No, no, no, that's too far. I was genuinely confused. I was like, that has to be the men in black.

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A car? It's a car. How'd you do that? We were in Oklahoma. And no, it was a Hyundai Santa Fe. It was a Santa Fe, not an Atlas. Yeah, those are great cars. Great car.

We were checking out our friend's Santa Fe. They just got a new one off the lot. Beautiful creature. It's a nice boxy. It's like a Teemu Defender. God bless. It's like a great value defender like a great value range beautiful car you got the amazon discount 100 definitely got

the promo code and there's a function on it where on the outside you can click forward or backwards yeah okay yeah like the car's not on and you can move the car that's sexy i like that it's like if you need to like it's a real car this is a real car. A human's drive. It's a car. Tell me you wouldn't follow that home. Hell no. Tell me that ass couldn't guide a wise man. What does he say? What does he say?

Tell me how you ran over your foot. Yes. Almost. The key thing. So we're testing it out because, you know, we're looking at it. It's beautiful, whatever, da, da, da. God bless. And she goes, yeah, you can like move it in the parking spot forward or backwards

without having to turn it on. Okay. So my dumb ass, I'm so used to holding my key fob. So I clicked what I thought was the forward one. It was the backwards button. I'm standing right behind it, and I literally go, that thing starts going back, and I was like, oh, my God, and it hit my shoe.

Wait, this was an adult? This was like three weeks ago. This was like three weeks ago. I was imagining little cam i was like why you have a key fob as a kid grown man i literally was like i was looking at the car because i wanted to see it move because i was like it was one of those things if i don't see it i don't really believe it like oh now you're like that okay all right you sheep shepherd wolf guy yeah so i literally was looking at the car did it and it went right on my foot hit the shoe

though ankles good you see you you missed it my ex-girlfriend in high school ran over my foot in her car we were in a heated argument and she said she was leaving me and she went she we're in a fight she ran through her car and i chased her because i thought i was in a love movie and i said no baby no and i ran and she slammed the door on me i said i was grabbing like i was like don't leave ran over my foot she's on a Pathfinder Okay, I thought I was gonna love movie too, right So at the time I'm not gonna say too many details at the time I'm texting the girl that I I presumed was my girl right? She said a house party three streets over She's at a house party three streets over

I get in my car. I drive past the house. I'm banging her phone, right? Bing, Bing, Bing. She's not answering. She's probably not answering. I go, hey. I'm like, come outside. She comes outside.

Comes to my car. We're talking for a little bit. And I'm basically trying to say either I want to come to this party or I want you to leave the party. Neither happens. She gets out, walks back in. So she said she said she's only gonna be a little bit then she'll leave I just spun the block for half an hour, but every time I did, bro, I literally thought I was in a movie. I would spin, and I'd go like this. I'd go.

I'd get real low and not want to be seen. And I was like. I'd peek, and I said. And then I'd spin, and then I'd see a friend, a friend of mine walking in. And they go, hey, Cam, what's up? And I was like, oh, uh. They're like, what's up, bro? They're like, oh, you're good?

What are you doing? This is where it got real bad, though. I was like, oh, no, I was just cruising through. I heard about the party. I was going somewhere. I don't know. I'm like 17, so I'm not cruising anywhere. So then I drive past. A couple more laps.

Then I come out. The same friend left something in his car. He comes back. He goes, what are you doing? And I was like, he said, what are you doing and i was like he said what are you doing and i was like i just had to tell him i said oh man shorty's inside she's not coming out i can't go in this just isn't hot bro i'm just not feeling good so i finally gave up gave up she lied to my face she was not 20 minutes she lied to my face i went back to the bed crawled in my bed turned on netflix and i was sad you know the funny thing about that story is probably whenever that friend said,

what are you doing, went back in the house party, he probably went to that girl, and he was like, hey, girl, you know Cam's out there looking for you. He's chewing. Really? Really? It was a different party. You have a bad time with your girls at house parties. It was a different party. You have a bad time with your girls at house parties. It was a different one.

Oh, man. She popped up like a mirror. You said what? Like Groundhog Day. Six more weeks of summer. Oh, is it? Where? Me and Cesar are going to have to have a meeting.

No, I do think the government is going to take me out. Oh, that's good, man. Because house parties are going to take me out. You know, I think the government is going to take me out Because I'm starting to figure out satellites What? That's not what they say they are What do you mean? Those definitely are not like how we get power

Of course it's not how we get power It's not how we get power Maybe I started my research on the wrong foot Wait what is it? What's the point of a satellite? What? Isn't that how our phones turn on and shit? Maybe I don't continue with what I was going to say.

I got to rewrite my thesis. I'm not understanding. So, satellites aren't for power. That's such a good one. I swear to God, I thought thought this one powered our phones and that's how we're connected to this stuff are you nuts batteries charging is how you power the phone so so satellites for service internet uh-uh internet's in the ocean what yeah but it gotta redo my thesis see i was i was coming from i thought they meant that's where the power comes from and i was like that's the sun you're using the satellite panels huh you did research something

wrong or you were like half awake and those wind turbine things bullshit i've never understood those and it kind of makes me mad you can't blow on something hard enough and you power my house are you kidding me are you kidding me i cannot turn my arm fast enough and charge my toothbrush when it needs to recharge i can't do it i promise to god i can't do it i can't oh it. I promise to God I can't do it. I can't. I was like, that big-ass fan is not turning on my microwave. Yeah, no shot. So we figured out satellites aren't for power. No, not at all. I mean, do we know what they're saying they're for?

It's not for power. What are we saying? Because things had power before satellites were. That's why I was saying the sun was here first. Correct. And we didn't have the internet. Also correct. hour before satellites were that's what i was saying the sun was here first uh correct and we didn't have the internet also correct i might have done my research a little drunk some satellite what are satellites used for okay some some take pictures of our planets some take pictures of other planets some takes pictures of the sun and other objects these pictures help scientists learn

about earth are people in the satellites? Other satellites send TV signals and phone calls around the world. There you go. How many satellites do we have going up there? I don't know. Like four or five? Take an honest guess. I would say four or five, and that's a high number for me.

Because the ISS is up there. There's 9,900 active satellites. So space is f***ing, it is taking over. We've taken over. In Earth's orbits. How does that happen? Now explain that to me on a real note. We have 9,000 metal tubes up there floating around taking different pictures.

And we're not going to go back. No, but deadass, I'm saying like, if I were to go to space right now and be by a satellite, I'll float into evanescence. I'll float into the existence of the Earth. But the satellite is just staying there? Yeah. No. Big string.

No, not big string, believe it or not. Big magnet. How are we keeping it? Magnet's closer. Gravitational pool. So why am I not gravitationally pulled whenever I'm going? So why am I not gravitationally pulled? Because.

Super glittered and gravitationally pulled. Because if you were right there, you would be pulled back. You'd have to be further to get outside of its ring of force. So wait. So why is the satellite not getting pulled back down because they found the sweet spot how'd they stop it right there they found the g spot they kept it right there and they're just working they're working at it no dead ass so are people not too far are people taking it there or are we just shooting it up there when did we stop sending monkeys to space i want to see another monkey in space that'd be i don't think that's the safest did it have a little helmet it did oh my god he he didn't make it did he i think he died

i'm just kidding i think he made no he didn't make it can you check that cj his name was like maurice wasn't it that's from planet of the apes that's the big planet it's the smart one cj Can you see if that monkey made it? It says he died on impact when his capsule parachute failed during reentry That's so sad. What was his name? Albert the second Oh the first one! Why is he the second? What happened to the first one?

I don't know Albert won Paris too June 14th 1949 That's sad sad that's crazy that's we were sending marsupials up into the spare no numbers we're sending apes yeah orangutans we were sending apes into space in the 50s and we're in 2024 and we don't want to go to the moon because it's not profitable yeah yeah right what was the big yeah right what was the biggest hot air balloon that blew up it started with an h can you look that up it's called like a big ass hot air balloon that blew up? It started with an H. Can you look that up? It's called like a big ass like...

What are those things? Oh, the huge ones. The huge ones. It started with the Goofy movie. They were going around. Yeah, like the hot air balloon. Oh, they went around the stadiums when we were young. And they dropped coupons.

Yes, yes, yes. But the big one. I love those. The big one that blew up. Yeah, there was one. It was like the Macy's Day Parade. No, no, no, no, no. It was in black and white before the earth had color.

It always had. That is a strange thing. What is it called? When was a crayon invented? That's a fantastic, holy shit, you just did something. When was that a thing? Oh my God, you just made me tingle. How, hello to you.

Good morning. Crayon, crayon. How'd they harvest all those? How'd they harvest all those? Try to get you more tingly. How'd they harvest all those colors? What is a crayon more tingling how'd they harvest all those colors what is a crayon collection of colors no no what is it i ate a crayon one time is it i shoved one so far up my nose they had to call the local fire department god bless what was it called no i'm gonna figure this out okay i'm not but they showed that in

class 15 times in a row oh because it was the first woman or something and it blew up maybe i'm mixing things my teacher in uh my 10th grade teacher in english had a his degree in bioterrorism and he taught english how'd he end up there don't know strange guy pe teacher one time i guess partied too hard bent over to pick up the dodgeball's blood uh blood stain on his butthole i'm so sorry i I'm so sorry. It's so true. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, we're back on topic.

We forgot there was recording happening. Yeah, that was sincerity and genuinity at its finest. That's not real word. You want to know what me and Cam talk about in a stall bathroom? Hello. Here we go. You want to know what we talk about at S'mores Campfires? Never had one. You scratch my back when I ask for it. I do. Hello. Bark. What? You know what? We about as s'mores campfires? Never had one. You scratch my back when I ask for it. I do. Hello. Bark.

What? You know what? We talked about this on a... Where were we? I don't know. There was some... We were traveling. It's strange. Yeah.

And we need to address it to the public. We have to. Actors and actresses, right? Mm-hmm. When they're in costume and all that makeup. It is an ungodly job. It's kind of scary and I don't believe in it fully. Wait. Okay. Wait. No, no. That's not where I thought we were going. kind of scary and i don't believe in it fully wait okay wait no no that's not where i thought we were going what do you mean you don't believe in it where

do you think we're going i was talking about how like crazy it is that they have to like sit in that like imagine vechna sitting down in a chair all day that's what i'm saying oh okay what do you mean you don't believe in it i'm saying imagine like at a lunch break yeah and you see it you see saruman the wise go and order a latte like that's not that shouldn't be real okay it's it's genuinely okay so say they get there at like 5 a.m bro they get there they're sitting there for hours like six hours some people it depends like vechna and shit yeah from stranger things hell no six hours every day put on all this makeup and they gotta make it the same as every day you You shoot all day until midnight. Then you got another hours taking it off. So you're eating, you're pooping, you're peeing,

you're taking naps in the Vagina costume. Bro, that is, that is, oh my God. Oh my God. Imagine with your gnarled fingers trying to wipe that. To hell with the fingers. Do they leave a hole for your butthole? Well, I'm sure they have, like, it's not a full body thing. Oh.

A lot of it's cgi they probably just do the face and the cgi of the body they put those little red dots the makeup and the art all the way down your body and they just left your little bum just a little little hole like spider-man talked about that a lot i just saw cj sniff his armpit that is feral you wild boy i saw a thing of spider-man he was talking about his the suit was very hard to do anything in. And that doesn't seem right to me. Because it's so tight. It's not like a costume.

It's made for movies. So it's like, look good on camera. Would you enjoy that? Do you think you'd enjoy it or hate it? Wearing makeup all day? For like a dope-ass role that you've dreamed your whole life for? Oh, well, if I'm getting paid, I don't care. It's going to suck in the moment.

And the hard part about me is going to have to be still doing the makeup my that's the part i couldn't do impossible for me and it's so long a small talk i i honestly this might sound crazy even as a grown man though the only thing that could keep me still for that long i'd have to have a game system there because when you play a game you're in a different world yeah i'm watching a movie if i'm watching a show or something i'm gonna be fidgety yeah i'm gonna think about peeing if i'm sitting there playing search and destroy and i got a one-on-four situation i'm not thinking about anything on the world i'm really sitting there i'm going like i'd have to and but that shit it seems so it doesn't seem i feel like there's a way they could be more efficient about it they're starting to now that's why they're cgi and everything because there's no and but there's

no way you're gonna put something on me for three four hours we film for 10 you take it off for two we sleep for six and we get up and do it again and that's for months yeah but there's nothing the fact that i hate that they're going to cgi now because i love like there's nothing better than like actual like physical like costume makeup that's the best ever like okay you're not gonna i'm not even gonna say it i was gonna say look going to say it. I was going to say, look at the orcs. I don't know what that is. Look at the orcs and the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings. And then go and look in The Hobbit.

Bro, they went to CGI and they tried to make them two different stuff. And it looks bad. Real people in costume? Exactly. Ten times better. Like, damn near almost every time. I watched the Flash movie that came out. Well, it came out on Netflix.

That might be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Have you seen Madam Web? Yeahflix that might be the worst movie i've ever seen in my life have you seen madame webb yeah that might be that might be the worst movie madame webb is awful flash is awful what is there's one more that is it's it's whatever the whatever movie that is where the mom runs in a forest for an hour oh my god you told me you didn't believe me and it's literally bro she is on a jog it's on amazon right hour yes that is the worst movie i've ever watched yeah they're watching this movie and it was like one scene it was like she was in a forest hold and reading her phone long story short there's like a like a i don't like an active shooter or there's some something happening at the high school where her kids at and this mom

is on a jog i kid you not she starts this jog at like the maybe seven minute mark of the movie like she wakes the kid up sends him to school she goes on her jog but the whole time all the way up to like 56 minutes bro she's still in that damn forest yeah on a jog running and it's like she trips and falls she just finds a stranger asks for help they don't help her she's hearing the news she's calling friends she's calling ex-husband and it's's all in the f***ing jock. Sorry. Oh, my God. That was the worst movie ever. Yeah, I remember y'all telling me about that. Oh, my God.

And I will never watch it. And don't watch The Flash unless you want to watch a horrible movie. Yeah. All right, let's get Mama Liv on. Mama Liv is back. The You Should Know Podcast. We got Mama Liv on the podcast. She back. She back. She back. she back, she back, she back.

Girl, you look good. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You look nice, you look nice. I feel like a... How are we feeling? Everybody good? Everybody's okay? Everybody's good?

Yeah, we're good. We're good. Well, Coz, Cam, and Mama Liv have a huge announcement. We're having a baby! Yeah! Let's go! Oh, my goodness. The YSK baby is on the way, y'all.

It is on the way. Look how cute this is. We're having a little baby. Oh, my God. Sorry, that mic was in the way.'all way it is on the way look how cute this is we're having a little baby oh my god sorry that mic was in the way oh man we are having a baby my heart's racing sorry that was like a lot like oh no oh no it's happening this has been probably the hardest secret to keep from everybody um so yeah that's why i've been very like out of the in the distance lately i've just been super you know i didn't like lying to

i didn't like lying to y'all koala club members but she's been she's been going through pregnancy that's why she hasn't been there 10 minute talks and extended and stuff uh yeah unbelievably emotional i'm starting to kind of feel it now too too. But we're having a baby, and he's gone. He's having it again. And he's known for a while. Like, he has known for a while. It's been hard for him to keep it in, too. CJ's all smiles behind the camera.

Everyone else, pretty much our close friend group and family, they've known for a minute. But now all of y'all know, and, man, we can't wait. My fingers are shaking. I'm getting emotional. Sorry. That's okay. I just can't wait. My fingers are shaking. I'm getting emotional. Sorry. That's okay. I'll be in touch.

I just can't wait to be a dad. I'm super excited just because we have such, you know, great support, everybody around, especially, you know, the YSK fans and family. It has just been great, and I'm so excited. What? He's just crying. But, yes, we're excited. Like, it's honestly, it's just surreal.

We have always wanted to be parents, you know. The timing just, like, it honestly happened when we least expected it. So, if you're in that season, definitely just be patient because that's exactly what we did. And now we get to share this little bundle of joy with each other. Yes. And this baby is already so loved and has so many, like, people in its corner. I think that's probably one of the biggest things. I'm just like, damn, this is yeah this is gonna be dope we literally had

that conversation last night we were like we were driving home i was like cameron his baby doesn't even know like how loved it is already like there's just so many just so many great people in our corner and i just can't wait to watch cameron be a dad it's probably one i'm gonna be my favorite things in the world because he's such a good human already with his friends and family. And just watching him be a dad is probably, like, going to be the best thing ever. Tell us about whenever y'all found out, that initial moment. Oh, gosh, yeah. Talk down.

Oh. So when we found out, we went and worked out. Like, we were leaving the gym, and we went to a tropical smoothie. And I just wanted to eat everything in that tropical smoothie. Like, I wanted to order everything off the menu. And at the time, I was like, oh, it's probably, you know, womenly hormones. I was about to start my period.

You know, all the things. I was just like, oh, it is what it is. But I told Cameron, I said, no, this is different. This is a different feeling. I said, can we please stop at Target and get a pregnancy test? And Cameron's rules were, which, right to be, you know, because we've gone through things where I've taken a pregnancy test. I said, yes, we can get a pregnancy test, but don't take it until you miss your period or

until, sorry if that's, but that's how it works. Don't take it, whatever, like just have it, but you're good. Because in the past, she would take the test, it would say negative, and she got sad. So I just didn't want her to get sad for no reason again so we go home uh we each had to poop which we always talk about okay we each had to use the bathroom so we both go to separate bathrooms and she was like to hell with cameron i'm gonna take this test i did she took it it was positive she facetimes me and she doesn't even say a word she goes are you are you by yourself you're in there and i was like was like, yeah, I'm by myself. I'm taking a shit.

I'm not going to be with anyone. She goes, okay, look. Holds it up. And I was like, no way. I wiped my ass so quick. Plus, I ran in there. Oh, my God. And then I took about four pregnancy tests after that.

All different brands. She didn't believe it. She was like shell-shocked. Because literally, when I say I set the five-minute timer like it says to do on the little thing. But I continued kind of just walking around and just doing little things in the bathroom. And then when the timer went off, I was like, oh, shit. There's two lines there. I was like, wait, am I just seeing two lines?

Because I want to see two lines. Like, I was like, all the emotions. And we sat in the closet, you know, cried a little bit. Tears of joy. Those were our first set of tears right there. We found out pretty early so it's honestly has been a hard secret to keep because some people don't find out till like they're six or seven weeks we found out about like four yeah five weeks so we've known for a while and um y'all seeing this right now live is just now i think out of her first trimester there you go

there you go boy all the moms out there know and, and if not, she'll dive into it more on this week's episode of 10 Minute Talks. You can go over to Patreon and watch that. But she was struggling. Yeah. First trimester. Apparently, that's the hardest one. Yeah, I won't go too much into that on here on YouTube. But if you want to watch it on Patreon, you can.

P, I have a question for you. Oh, no. He's like still looking. Are you ready to be? I have a question for you oh no he's like still look at him i have a question for you tell us about your moment when you first found out uh y'all there were definitely tears there too y'all recorded my reaction we did whatever um posted somewhere at some point oh that uh i honestly i don't really because you know me i've been there since y'all have started being together yeah and it's something y'all always talked about is having a kid and you know cam's my best friend the whole world and so i i was like a

surreal feeling and i was genuinely just shocked that it's actually real and it was happening and because i thought about the moment a bunch of we've all we've all talked about it a lot yeah and then it was actually the moment we were watching a mavs game at my house yeah and live was being weird but i didn't know what she was being weird about but she just didn't she couldn't keep the secret from me anymore oh my god i know i was begging i was like just just wait just sit on it just wait we can do something cool and she was like no i literally have to go home or tell him right now she's like i can't sit in a room with all of our friends and just and just hold that We were all just in there watching Mavs game, and I just got news of something like crazy. I was like yeah And yeah, and then I immediately just started bawling crying. I cried my contact out

Yeah, it was bad the first question. He asked he said is he y'all's Who else would it be? I still have that video so we can clip it in here Yeah we'll throw it in here Before I go I have to tell you guys something. What is this? What is this? What's up?

If you play with me, I'm gonna fight somebody. You're gonna be Uncle Pete! Oh no! Oh shit! It's your old- Oh yeah, bro. You know, like, that's what it is. Oh, wait a-

Oh, what the fuck? Oh, oh Oh wait a minute, what the fuck? Oh, oh, Lil! Oh, what the fuck? What? My heart, oh What the f*** are you doing? What is this? No, no

Y'all be making me emotional, man It's a lot to take in Alright, end it, end it He was so like worked up. He said, is it y'all? Like, are you nuts? I really don't remember asking that because I was, that's, that's such a patent thing to be asked. I hope so.

Who else would it be? No, but I was, I was overcome with happiness and, uh, uh, it was, uh, I don't, I don't, I don't, yeah. No, I'm bad at that no and it's like i immediately looked at cam different yeah like not in like like any like type of way i was just like dude my best friend's a dad like he's like that's crazy that's nuts like i looked at you like you were 65 now he's actually like grown man that's what i'm saying it's crazy people always joke like mom and dad mom and dad but no yeah people always call us mom and dad. But now it's like actually mom and dad.

Yeah. We are mom and dad. This will be the first baby for, you should know, LLC, obviously. This will be the first baby for the friend group. Yeah. So first, it's checking a lot first. First grandkid for her mom, her mom's side. Second on her dad's, like sixth on my mom's

because my siblings are fully grown. But yeah, it's been a journey. Y'all finally know. We're so happy that y'all get to know now. It's been a long time. We had to wait for the tour to end. We knew it the whole time at the tour. Oh my God, everybody's like, where's mama live?

So sorry at the meet and greets. Like she was literally, some of them, she was over a toilet. Some of them, she was just asleep. I had to keep lying about her missing a God. Everybody's like, where's Mama Liv? So sorry. The meet and greets. Like, she was literally, some of them, she was over a toilet. Some of them, she was just asleep. I had to keep lying about her missing a flight. She didn't miss a flight. Yeah, she was there. She was fully there.

Her feet were fine. Her stomach wasn't. She was pregnant. So she loves y'all. Next tour, she'll definitely be taking pictures and stuff. Yes. But, well, congratulations to y'all. Thank you.

I'm very proud. You did A. It works. It works. It works, boy. It works, boy. I work. Come on, now. Let's go. Definitely got to live. Yeah, that ain't work, boy. But, you know, I'm very proud. You did A, it works. It works. It works, boy. It works, boy. I work. Come on now. Let's go.

That ain't work, boy. But you know, I'm very excited to be an uncle. I'm going to love that kid. I'm going to love that kid like it's my own. Y'all see how he loves Ruby? Wait until it's a human being that has eyelashes and pinky hands. Pinky hands? Pinky fingers and a little gut.

And it looks like both of y'all just mixed up together oh my god but um since this is such a a big moment i have some gifts for y'all i got some gifts for y'all um we're gonna start off as a group gift uh here we go for both of y'all uncle p jesus christ the baby's not even here i know the baby's not even here. I know. The baby's not even here. Y'all close your eyes real quick. Oh, God. Closing our eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Hold out your hand.

Both of us or Cameron? Both of y'all. Hold on. This is right. Oh, God. I'm nervous. This is for you, kid. That's for you, Liv.

I'll play it open on the count of three. I stepped on my shoe. Sorry. All righty. First gift. One, two, three. Here you go. Aw.

Aw. Go read them in the book. Hey, that's lit. Number one baby mama. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Number one baby daddy. And then the back says pull out game week.

Oh, hey. It works. It works. It works. Number one baby mama. Number one baby daddy. I'm about to put this on. I love that.

Yes, we should put these on for the rest of the episode. I'm going to put mine on. Okay, y'all go and throw those on. Now y'all got y'all shirts on, number one baby mama. Thank you. So cute. Thank you, Uncle Pete. Yeah, no problem, no problem.

Oh, my God. We got some more in here. Close your eyes again. Why? Eyes closed. You're an amazing uncle. All right, hold your hands out again. Gift number oh god i heard a clink yeah what here we go and y'all can open three two one bet oh what did i say i have to pee to go pee 20 times just in this recording.

No. Oh, my God. Y'all don't even understand it, bro. I already had a bad bladder before. Yeah, so throw a human in there, too. The boys have seen it. She's been nonstop in the rest of your mind. That's best dad ever.

That's my goal. I really do want to be the best dad ever. Thank you, P. I said, what are you, like, are you worried about? Because Cameron did this whole thing. He's just been, like, butterflies and rainbows. You know what I mean? I'm just like, are you worried about? Cause Cameron did this whole thing. He's just been like butterflies and rainbows. You know what I mean? I'm just like all the things.

And he's like, I'm good. There's no reason. Cause there's no, that's my biggest, like not worry. I just want, that's the only thing I can think of. It's like, I just want to be a great dad. Y'all are going to be great parents. There's no reason to stress ourselves out for stuff. That's not even happening yet.

Y'all are going to be great parents. No, you you're done the next gift is not for y'all it's for my niece or nephew and it's going to be a toy for them or a little little thing that they can use all right okay on the count of three you don't have to uh close your eyes but i'm gonna bring it out okay it's the first toy for my niece or nephew ready Ready? It is a stuffed koala over there. That's lit. Here you go. Go ahead and grab that. That's lit.

Take him real close to the mic real quick and then press that button. Oh, God. Oh, no. It's Uncle Pete! What the fuck? Are you Donkey from Shrek? He said it's Uncle Pete. It's Uncle Pete!

He said it's uncle p! it's uncle p! but he said it's uncle p! you are a sick sick man it's uncle p! any time they miss me they can just hit it that almost made me cry cause every time they'll they'll look at that. Don't cry, Liv.

That's their Uncle P. Don't cry, Liv. I'll cry. I'm not. Cry, Liv. Cry, Liv. Cry, ready? I have honestly had him like.

I have not cried a lot during his pregnancy. You broke the mom. Yeah. No, it's for my little niece or nephew. They can always have little Uncle P next to them. That's so cute. That is so What if that becomes like there will be and they sleep with the koala

I'm sitting there rushing to fit file my taxes in the background ITS UNCLE PEEE I'm like NO Honestly you know what we could do? We could show them that attribute on it They wouldn't know. I'm kidding We don't have to show them that I'm just kidding That is insane That's so dope

She's crying I love stuff like this That's so genuine I have are you? I have one more. What's in the bag? I have one more gift for y'all. God, please. And this is a serious gift, and I hope it helps out. I hope it all goes directly to my future niece or nephew and y'all's child.

Why are you? What? Here's $2,000 for whatever y'all need. I I don't know, diapers are expensive and all that, so. Pee. Here's $2,000 for y'all. Are those fives at the bottom? Here y'all go. Bro, no, I, no.

Y'all can get some strollers and all that cute shit y'all want. Why not take it? No, you're taking it. Take it, take it, take it. It's for my niece or nephew. Peyton. Here you it. No, you're taking it. Take it. Take it. It's for my niece or nephew. Peyton. There you go. They can have a bunch of cool toys or shoes or whatever y'all want to do.

I don't know what kids need. Oh, my God. He'll go. My last lady's going to hate me. She'll be like, Olivia, every time you come in here, your lash retention sucks. Peyton. Peyton, thank you so much. We appreciate that.

It'll definitely, like we said, this baby is already lugged. It's not even here yet. I'm going to get a hell of a tattoo. I'm kidding. I leave tomorrow. I'm inked up. No, I'm kidding, bro. I'm giving this back to you. No, you're not. No, you're not.

You know, whenever, that's my niece or nephew. I'll take care of them. Anytime. That is true. Uncle P's, you know. That's what I'm saying, bro'll take care of them. Anytime. That is true. Uncle P's, you know. That's what I'm saying, bro. You love our dog so much. I don't even understand how you're about to go about this human being.

I'm scared. Bro. No, I'm not going to lie. That's crazy, bro. Thank you so much. Y'all are going to be great parents. I'm excited. This one's over here a wreck.

I know. I'm trying not to look. You can get that really nice stroller you want. and so I'm excited. This is over here a wreck. I know. I'm trying not to look. Aw. Well, thank you. You can get that really nice stroller you want. My Nuna stroller, yeah. Your Nuna stroller. It was like,

you're going to have to just, you know. I said, we can start a damn GoFundMe fat stroller. That's some bitch's expensive. Actually, there's one more. Sorry. What are you doing? Fuck it.

Go. This is a pinata We don't even know what that what the baby is I know but on the inside there's a gift What? Oh my god, oh my god You're like the best So do I have to break this? You're gonna break the pinata

You're the best gift giver Can I you however you want to. Get that aggression out. I'm like, for all the times she called me that. It's like couples therapy. Oh, sweaty. Okay. You got to get aggressive with it. Just, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah, get in there. Get in there. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Open that up. Get in there.

There's nothing in here. Yeah, you greedy there. There's nothing in here. Yeah, you greedy bastard. There's nothing left. It's just a pinata. I just wanted you to break the pinata. He said, you greedy bastard. I was like, what's in here? You're the goat.

Oh my God, that's funny. CJ, that was CJ's idea. He the goat. Oh, my God. That's funny. CJ, that was CJ's idea. He killed that. That is so funny. Oh, shit. I said, I said, there's nothing in here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. That looks so bad on my part, you bitch. Oh, my God. I specifically said, Cameron, you go first. And Liv just went, you're the best gift because I know yeah there's nothing I don't know how to get shit in a pink top says press here to fill we actually didn't do any investigative research before we did that. We knew Cam was going to be eager. Oh, okay.

Well, I love y'all. Show them that. Let me see that. Oh, yeah. Show them that balloon. I forgot. It's got some extra haunches on the side. I don't know what this is.

That's how it stands. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. I thought I really just took his leg off. That's a leg. We can put him on the set. And that's our intern baby. Intern baby.

Oh, we're gonna put this little bastard to work. We're taking 10%. Other kids are gonna learn ABCs, he's gonna learn CPMs. He's learning thumbnails and viewer retention. Even his back, his little curls in the back look like a little face. It's like eyes and a nose. Oh, yeah. Two curls on top, three in the back.

Well, one more time for Kodas, Kale, Mama Liv, bringing the first one in. The first of many. We're going to have all the babies. A little village. Hey, you're going to have one, too. So is CJ. So is Pierce. Well, let's slow down. So is're going to have one, too. So is CJ. So is Pierce. Well, let's slow down.

So is Rye. So is Sanjan. So is Javante. So is Ashlyn. We're all going to have babies. I'm the cool uncle for everybody. You're the next one. Let's knock on some wood here, huh?

Before we get out of here. He didn't knock. Before we get out of here, y'all's kid one day will go back to this episode and watch it. So I think we should all send a message to your future children. Before we get out of here, y'all's kid one day will go back to this episode and watch it. So I think we should all send a message to your future children. Wow. Oh, God. To my future child, all I have to say is always be yourself and just know that your mom and dad are always going to be in your corner no matter what.

That's very sweet. There you go. That's very sweet. That's very good. God, my stomach just turned. So my baby boy or my baby girl, first and foremost, I love you, your father, me, your dad.

I love you so, so, so much from right now, from the second we found out, for your entire life. I will always have your back. I'll always be in your corner. And I will do everything in my power to give you the best life that you can absolutely just even imagine.

So I love you forever. Oh, here we go. That was very nice. That was very nice. I'm Uncle P. I'm not good with emotions. That's why you have fun at my house. I love you.

And, yeah, I can't talk. You know house. I love you. And yeah, I can't talk. You know how much I love you. I'll do whatever for you and I'll protect you with my life. I love you. You have great parents. And hopefully I'm a fun uncle. All right. I got to get off of this.

All right. There you go. Good stuff. Okay. Good Lord. All righty. That was fun. I thought this was a regular recording day.

I'm over here sucking tears. That was fun. Oh thought this was a regular recording day. I'm over here sucking tears. That was fun. Oh, and everything we said in the beginning of the video, that's your parents and your uncle. So don't forget that. You don't get to watch that. You got some freaks in your corner. Yeah, for real. Oh, my God.

I can't wait. I'm so glad that we're able to talk about this now. Oh, my God. I know. Like, the cat's out the bag. It's out the bag. Finally. Wow. That's honestly crazy. it's honestly insane it really is like i think it's gonna be so unreal when we drop the patreon video of being in the delivery room seeing live on that

table with the cam has a gopro on his head i'm like all right guys here's your cta is it a boy or girl final set pause the video be like a vlog but not necessarily in the room no yeah no i was kidding that part but that just like i'm not gonna lie i really can't even put into words the first time that i'm gonna hold my either my son or daughter like it's unreal even thinking about that moment it's like my whole body just got like warm in a good way but it's unreal. Even thinking about that moment, it's like my whole body just got, like, warm in a good way. But it's, like, it's terrifying. Like, it's unreal. It's just, it's unreal.

It doesn't even make sense. Like, I don't know. And seeing y'all, too. I think that's going to be dope, too. When the baby comes out, I'll probably be the first one to grab it from the doctors or whatever. Say hello. Take him or her to her mama or his mama. I said her.

Give it to its mom and then sit there and just cherish that but then your mom will be in the room my mom, stuff like that. After they see it and everyone just seeing the baby It'll be a surreal moment. Don't ask me to hold it.

I'm not going to. You're going to hold it. I'm not holding it until it's about six years old. You're going to hold it. You're going to hold it when it's out. When it's out. Fresh out. You're going to have to hold it. I'm all going to hold it.

I got to get a picture done. I'm so scared, bro. Bro, you just got to hold it. Just be. You just got to hold it. I remember holding Zoe for the first time. This right here. It was the coolest thing ever. I bet it is, but I'm so scared.

It's going to be swaddled up, so it's not just loose. It's going to be like holding an XL Chipotle burrito. Yeah, there you go. I can hold a burrito. It's all going to be nice and tight. And you can sit down. And all you do, hold its butt so it can't slip out, and it's head. It's head.

That's it, right here. Midsection just floating. Midsection's floating. Okay. It's kind of like on your arm. And if it cries, it's okay. There you go. Shoulders are a bit weird on you but

it looks like you're about to put in a master lock yeah i'm gonna put in a half nelson oh you have your dad's head in your mom's eyes i think that's half the dad's head oh my god oh no hey take his leg off again. Oh, no. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, man. I might dedicate a house or a room in my house. Oh, there we go. There we go.

No, no, no. The gift's in there. Uncle Pete cashes in. A room in my house just for my niece or nephew. That'd be dope. A little playroom for them when they come. I hope so. I'm just kidding.

They should be like, hey, have fun. That'd be dope. Oh, man. You ever watch the podcast? They'll probably love the podcast. They will probably be y'. That'd be dope. Oh, man. You ever watch the podcast? They'll probably love the podcast. They will probably be y'all's number one fans. Oh, okay. Well, we can end the episode here.

We can end the episode here because that was a lot more emotional than I thought. It's too real. Yeah. Golly. Well, all right, everybody. Episode 121, 121. Thank you so much for coming back. Mama Liv is back.

There's no more hiding in the shadows. 10-minute talks are here. I have a bad day day unless she has a bad day because she still is pregnant believe it or not pregnancy is not three months it is nine she is still fully in the race but she's back she's gonna be more active on her socials now there's no more hiding the secret we love all of you uncle p you're an amazing uncle you did not have to do any of that me and live love you so much and the baby loves you i knew that'd get a little tear out of you or something but uh you're fantastic cj we love you too you're just behind the camera but we love you bubby thank you for everything um make sure

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