You Should Know Podcast - THE PREGNANCY SURPRISE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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Starting point is 00:03:23 The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to You Should Know Podcast, episode 191. Round of a plus, please. There it is. There it is. Hey, everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast episode 191. If you're new here, or if you even already look below, you see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below that, you see that comment section isn't fulfilled with you.
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Starting point is 00:05:32 Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Is that your life scam? No, I can hit a decent light skin face. What is your light skin face? No, I can't. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I'm laughing. Hold on, hold on. Audio listeners, you're already left out. Oh, you're missing out on, this is horrible. Oh! Oh, what's your light skin face? No, you don't! No, no, don't you go.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Oh, you have that face. No, I don't. Oh my god, yes, you do. I have a picture face? Yes, you do it. You know you do. What's my picture face? Your lips get twice as large.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You, you... Whoa! Oh, no, I'm saying that's what you do. That's what you do. We're starting off early. That's what you do. You do your lips, you go, or like, however you do it. I've never done that. I've never done a picture like this.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Does he not have a, no, not like this. That's what you just did. But you do your thing, I don't know how to do it. I'm not blessed with the gorgeous lips you have. You don't have much lips. Exactly. I just noticed that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So I'm like, I don't know how to do it, but you do, it's your lips in the face. What are you just a little. Try it. Try it. Try to imitate my picture. I can't because I'm, hold on, okay, I have to think about it. Just do it. Just do, if I was to take, if someone was to take a, a picture of me. You do not go like this. You've never done that in a million. I don't think I have a face. You're the one saying that you put out allegations on me. One of the best, I think, is, was your birthday pictures that, uh, see, look, look, look, look. That's not what I do.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You look like this. You literally do it. I've never, I know, I'm never taking a picture. Like, oh, yeah. I'm never taking a picture. Thank you. Yes. I don't even take mirror pictures. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He goes,
Starting point is 00:07:25 I don't even know in a mirror. No, you do. Can somebody please in the- We're all white. We can't recreate it. If somebody, okay, anybody that follows us on Instagram, please tag us in these pictures. Matter of fact.
Starting point is 00:07:42 No, don't pull it up. Have them do it. Okay, okay. Have them do it. I was just saying, if you were putting these accusations, allegations on me, I would hope that you have... There is some, I promise you.
Starting point is 00:07:50 It's not like, you're not like duck-faced in it. But it's like they become a little more protruded? Yes. Yeah, I puff them. Yes. And there's a wrong with that. It looks good, but that is your... Well, that's a non-negotiable.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I've physically seen you, like, you go to take a picture and you'll be like this. That's not... You've never done that. Every single person. I've never done that. I've never done that. Do, okay, you know what's crazy game?
Starting point is 00:08:15 You want to go down this round? You want to go down this route? I will, I literally, we can go into your Snapchat archives or to your story archives on it. That's personal. I go, that's so personal. Cam in college used to do, he used to have videos. He would take videos like this. He would say, this was his line.
Starting point is 00:08:32 The Bs are going to love this. He says every time. Oh, my God, every time. He literally said the Bs are going to love this. Never said that. Oh, my, every time. No shot. And then what he would do is, he would like, oh my God, he would put on the little puppy filter on Snapchat.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I did put the pet filter. Yeah, and he put puppy filter on Snapchat. Then he would take a video with R&B like Bryson Tiller playing in the background. And he would literally take a video like this. That's one that got it. And he would always show his teeth. Oh, yeah, that's one that got lit. He always hit this, he always hit this too.
Starting point is 00:09:03 He would always hit this right there. And then not only was the puppy filter on there with Bryson Tiller in the background. He would swipe over like three times to get that blue little hue filter on there. So his eyes popped even more. Dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Can we play the video right now?
Starting point is 00:09:17 Oh, no shot. Come on. I don't even know if there's a specific. Oh, Cam, there's a lot. I'm saying, I'm saying you're remembering. The worst one that I've ever done, and I will not put this in the episode, is the video that, oh my God, I want to say it was Fort Live. It might have not even been fine, which sucks, but it was me shirt. You shirtless?
Starting point is 00:09:38 That shirtless video. Delete it. It is me. No, no, no. No, it's like in prime. It's definitely a good shirtless. But my traps, for whatever reason, when I was recorded. recording it. It's like I flexed them and they looked crazy so I held that flex. So my traps are
Starting point is 00:09:51 like bulging. Yeah. And I'm lit. I think I want to say I'm like singing word for word to some Frank Ocean. Oh wow. And it's bad and I lick my lips. What year? And like the gloss on the teeth. It all hit. It is a, I mean, I'm talking I want to fight that guy. What year? I want to say like first year seminal. Oh my. So it's before me. It's bad. No, it's probably first or second. It's definitely your time. It's like right around there. You know, this kind of bring something up, I have a legitimate case that Cam is a psychopath. Like I have a legitimate case, not just because he's wearing the worst shirt we've ever seen. Like, you can't be fully in your right mind to put that on in the morning.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Like, we all, we all love Michael Jackson. That's the biggest print of Michael Jackson. Don't touch me, ever. Like, even in his museum, they don't have that big of a picture of Michael This is a one-of-one piece. I'm just kidding. I don't think Michael Jackson would have wanted that picture. This bit like his face is bigger than mine. This is nuts. No, it's the worst shirt.
Starting point is 00:10:54 No, it's not. No, it's actually, it's crazy. It's not the worst shirt ever, but it is, it is so big, and I didn't realize how big. I've looked more in the... Look at the shirt, though. It's a big shirt. Yeah, it's a big shirt, big shirt, big Michael Jackson.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Big shirt, big Mike. I've looked at his face more than yours today. Yeah, I know, here. Okay. But that's not psychopath. What is it? this bold accusation. I have a real case for why Cam's a psychopath. Okay, hit me with it. Going back to your old pictures, right? Okay. There is an old picture of Cam that I've had on my
Starting point is 00:11:26 phone forever. And I don't know if I'm going to put it on the screen out or I should wait until we go on tour again or something like this. Because you know if you've watched the live show, you know I always put demeaning pictures of Cam on the screen. If you haven't watched the live show, go to patreon.com, you can go buy it right now. I might save this for next tour. There's a picture of cam in a car young cam no facial hair nasty hair real defined jaw before the fat I'm sorry so true though it's like my face isn't fat but my jawline used to be sharp as hell no yeah it was sharp like sharp like why it almost like surrounding yeah it's like chewing on bricks so it's like an under picture like this like the camera it was under him front facing camera he's in
Starting point is 00:12:11 a car he's wearing a button up He's wearing a button up. Let me get this. Yeah, go for it. You're wearing a button up. Only the top button is button. White shirt underneath, cholo-esque. Elbows up side to side.
Starting point is 00:12:26 With earbuds coming up. With wired earbuds. His hands like this on his head. Actually, I think you're fusing too. Shut up! Shut up! Like this. Like this.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And I... And I saw this picture and I said, Cam, this is the worst picture I've ever seen. It is pretty bad. He responds to that saying, and this was three years ago, I don't think he remembers sending this, but I still have the screenshot from three years ago. He sends a screenshot, or he sends a reply to my message saying, this is the worst picture I've ever seen. He goes, crazy enough, this was taken after a funeral. Yep.
Starting point is 00:13:13 That's what I was gonna say. That is the craziest shit to take a cholo button like this, wired earbuds in, going, putting in the handgun in your head. Mewing. After you just mourned a life. Oh, I was leaving the dead. I was on the drive out of the cemetery. I was sitting on, I was on cemetery ground.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And I think the captain said this from my dead homies. I think that's what the cat. No it did not. No it did not. No it did not. You're lying on that. I didn't have homies. No, I didn't have homies.
Starting point is 00:13:45 It was not friends and pals. No, it was after a funeral. I'm not going to dispute anything outside of the caption. And I'm not 100% convinced I had this right there. That's not 100. Now, I know I have an image of that. Yeah. But that, I don't know, I don't know what I was on.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I really don't. I really don't. And I don't know why or who I was trying to please. Yeah. I don't. I think it was an early identity crisis. Yeah. I was like, I'm too.
Starting point is 00:14:13 I was like I'm too white for the whites but I'm I'm not cool enough for the other people the other people might be worse other people's worse if I go blacks yeah right but that's how you call this in real life no you're like God group of blacks no I'm like here's like get away from okay oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god It's just a Louis Vuitton fragrance. Leave me alone. That's deep patron on the law right there.
Starting point is 00:14:50 That is the lame... I love Pierce's death. That has to be the lame... Anyone in this group's ever done. If you don't know, Pierce went to a Louis... It's a quick story. Pierce went to a Louis Vuitton store
Starting point is 00:15:00 in one of like the most affluent areas in the city, right? Literally the most bougie mall there is. And so he bought a Louis Vuitton cologne, right? It's an expensive cologne. It's like $300.
Starting point is 00:15:13 like that. He bought this cologne and he told the people working there, hey, he goes, hey, how do I get this back to my car? He asked the ladies. He asked the ladies dressed up. He said, how do I get this back to my car? They go, they go, what do you mean? He goes, I don't want to walk around holding a Louis Vuitton bag. And they go, what the fuck? He goes, no, seriously. He goes, can you hold this? he gives them the Louis Vuitton bag the Louis Vuitton workers he gives them the bag he goes out of the mall
Starting point is 00:15:47 jogs out of the mall making sure no one's trailing him right he gets in his hundred ride playing the weekend I don't we call you and it's so much patron lore going on right now
Starting point is 00:16:02 and then so and then he pulls up to the nearest entrance to the nearest interest of this mall backs in so he can have a Quick exit. Doesn't even cut the car off. Hazards on.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Hazards on. And then. Hazards on. Car unlocks so he can run in there. Let the door open. He goes into the Louis Vuitton store and he goes, hey, can I have my bag now? And they go, yeah, sure. He goes, also can I have that security guard walk me to my car?
Starting point is 00:16:27 He had a security guard walk into his car for one single bottle of clone. Unbelievable. But anyway. Unbelievable. That was some deep lore. That is hilarious. This episode is brought to you by Brooklyn Bedding. Brooklyn Bedding gives you that high-end mattress experience without the sky high price tag.
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Starting point is 00:18:01 Now on to the rest of the episode. How was your week, Bubba? Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. now this might be where if i lose a brother over this it's fine if you if you look at me different it's fine i committed what i committed something that i once viewed as a cardinal sin
Starting point is 00:18:24 and i want to talk to you about it knowing cam knowing you this could be very bad it could be it's not no it's not all my concerns are coming through i go oh not that sin i was feeling that frisking there what is it okay prepare yourself go ahead take a swig I uh so this past weekend I
Starting point is 00:18:47 went to bed with socks on now that's f***ed lit no you think going to bed with socks on is appropriate especially in the wintertime
Starting point is 00:19:01 I slept you I slept with a hoodie in socks on last night butt cheeks were out socks were on You winnie the pooed, the mattress. I winnie the pooed. And then you went extra and threw some socks on it.
Starting point is 00:19:15 And I was a little spoon. Hell, you know, you don't, you don't have morals. They were my all day socks too. They weren't nighttime socks. Those are sucks I wore all day. They were these socks. Those socks are those socks right there. Yeah, these socks.
Starting point is 00:19:30 So you regularly, mine was by 100% accident. As you can tell by, I am upset. I'm upset that I fell asleep with socks on you. How do you go? Oh, it's just. lit bro it's the best you go to sleep with socks on regularly yes it's hard for me to sleep with item it's a texture thing my nails get on the on the comforter okay so that's when you get that's when you clip your toenails yeah it's probably right you absolute bald eagle that's what you should do so how do you accidentally fall asleep with socks on how's that accident because i was in the bed
Starting point is 00:19:59 watching a show with my wife yeah and it was quite cold and i just fell asleep and then i woke up and it's 3 a m and i went holy yeah and i was asleep in a shirt send one Yeah. Way worse than socks. So, okay. Now, did you take them off immediately? Absolutely. Okay, see, now I think that might have just been like a wiring programming thing. I think if you would- My body said, hey, hot, get the socks out of here. It is burning up. I want to breathe. You know, your feet? If your feet are cold, you're cold. If your feet are hot, you're hot.
Starting point is 00:20:34 My feet are pretty warm right now. I'm freezing cold. It's your feet in your head. First off, oh my God. No, no, no. If your feet or your head is cold or hot, the fact you, you, isn't that one of those Italian recipes? No, that's just, you know, they put like, it's just truth. You know, they put onion in a pot if you have, like, a sore throat, and then they put like a clover on your forehead. I'm not trying to be offensive.
Starting point is 00:20:54 No, they put in, like, a sack. Yeah. Is that one of those kind of things? No, that's just science. Your head and your feet. The fact that you cover, what is your room at for you to go to bed with socks and a hoodie? You want to be honest? Last night was a, was a high.
Starting point is 00:21:09 of all time of room heat what was it at my thermostat last night when i went to bed was at 72 degrees and i kid you not i kid you not it's a cold house and so i had to turn it up because i don't have a lot of furniture in my house it's very empty like it's like i don't live there there's like not a lot in there has you turned it up to 72 yes sir and wore a hoodie and socks yes sir you are a gecko you are a little just cold-blooded itty-bitty body like oh my god how How are you? I went to sleep. I went to sleep in my boxers. Yeah. Nothing else. Okay. I woke up as 58 in my house. Now that's just irresponsible. It was 50. That's how you get a head cold.
Starting point is 00:21:50 It was very cold. I immediately went up to my son. He was knocked. He was sleeping great because he's a champion. Yeah. You regularly wear socks. I, it's hard for me to not sleep with socks on. I also, paid an old. The hoodie, now the hoodie I wore to bed last night, it could, that could be a deterrent of people. Like, that could be like, that's too much. I understand that. Normally, a hoodie is cozy. Do you go to sleep in? A hoodie is at least cozy. I would never sleep in a hoodie. I'm not a psycho.
Starting point is 00:22:14 That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but I'm saying a hoodie brings you comfort and clothes. Socks are every day. You gotta wear them if you want to or not. It's a sock. Yeah. You put on a festive little huggy sock? No, it was these socks.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah, that's disgusting. Well, I'm just saying I would understand people being more upset over the hoodie. I could get that because normally my attire is just butt naked with socks. A little spoon. That's my go-to sleep. You are not, you are not from this planet. I love being the Little Spoon, bro. But no, no, little Spoon's
Starting point is 00:22:42 fantastic. I'm right there with you. Little Spoon is gas and it sucks that our frames are as large as they are because it's typically, oh no, no, no, no. I've never, in my current situation, I've never been the Big Spoon, ever. Oh God, you. I've never been the, I refuse to do it. I refuse to do it. Oh my God, she is
Starting point is 00:23:00 a wizard. Yeah. She is the... And I know that can't be, I know that can be comfortable for her because all my hair, it's just on her gut. Oh, my tuft is getting raised. Hey, can I talk about my tuft real quick? And I'm gonna get naked right now. No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:23:22 No, I'm gonna do something and CJ, you're involved. No, you're, what? CJ, you gotta come over here. What? No, CJ, come here. CJ, you did it in private, and you're gonna do it in public. This is what, I was shirtless in my house. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And CJ made me, CJ said, come here. I said, what? So I said, what? He said, come here. Oh. And we have a mirror in the living room, and he goes, let me see you're tuft. And this is what he did. He gave me a tail on my tuft.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Come here, see, I give, come on. Oh, that's so sick. Look at that. That is nasty as fuck. Look that tail. You have got to be... If anybody... If any of the fans want to know what goes on in our house...
Starting point is 00:24:16 You have got to be... What time did this happen? Oh, the sun was out. Sun was out. I want this to be on the record. Yeah. There's sometimes I can't get a text back from CJ. And he gives you...
Starting point is 00:24:32 Tough Tales. Yeah. Behind closed doors. Yeah. And you, and you just willingly allowed this. Yeah. And he was gonna, he was gonna put gel in it. I don't know if I'm more upset at CJ or at you.
Starting point is 00:24:47 For what? You grown man allowing another grown man to essentially braid your body hair. He twisted it. That is, wicked, twist, braid, cut, anything. Crazy. CJ openly going, hey, come here. Come here. Oh, come here.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Oh, come here. I want to have your top. And he bit me over like, He said, come here. He put me over like that. Yeah, and I was looking in the mirror like this. Yeah. He was...
Starting point is 00:25:14 What do you think? See, Jay said, no, I'm just going... Yeah, and then he hurt my pants if. He's like, no, no, no, don't do that. I think I broke something. It's okay. Oh my God. This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of mine.
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Starting point is 00:27:37 Why? I've never had to. What the hell do you mean? Why? You never like... How many red lights you ran? None. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:44 Why? Why? First of all, I think I've publicly said this before. Women's restrooms are always dirtier than men. Oh, 100%. Oh, that little trash cans filled with everything but God. Oh my God. Oh, that thing is...
Starting point is 00:27:56 Oh, man. That thing is unholy. No, okay. That's not... That's not where I was going. No. I'm saying, but you flush it, all right? Let's just be on.
Starting point is 00:28:06 No, I don't think that's good for the plumbing. I don't think you flush those. The pipes at some point. You gotta flush them things, dog. Woo! Woo! Boy, you flush it. The pipes.
Starting point is 00:28:16 We can hire a plumber. I'm kidding. But, okay, just take it away. Keep, go back, get back to it. Because, so I was at a spot, right? Oh, no, no, no, you don't get away of saying the spot. You define exactly where you're right now.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Whole Foods. this man you say spot i'm thinking club a cool thing you go i was at a hib i was that whole food sprouts i was at a whole foods right and and for some reason the men's restroom was out of order it was out of order they can't use it everything in there shut down oh my god you don't even use a public restroom you had to go bad bad bro and so i was on the road like i was driving somewhere and i was like i already parked my car i was going going into this whole foods for the sole purpose to use the restroom. I go into the men's restroom and it's all taped up.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Somebody got shit in there. Like it was all taped off, right? I look to my left and there's another restroom. Now this one indicates women, right? Now can I say this? Boldly and explicitly. Women. Now can I say, and I'm not getting political here.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I made sure no one was in there. Okay. How'd you do that? How'd you do that? I'm just asking you. Don't, hey, don't get mad at the message. Your devil's advocate. How'd you do that?
Starting point is 00:29:37 Can I be honest? Oh, I want you to be honest. I, I used my lady voice. Because I didn't want to go, I didn't want to go, Hey, ladies, anybody in there? Anybody using the bathroom? You mind if I go on to sneak in? Because that's where it gets a little shaky, right?
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's where it gets a little scary for them. And I've always want to make sure women comfortable. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I had to pee. Peyton, say exactly what you said in the voice that you said it. Now, I wasn't confident when I said it because I was shy. And I knew what I was doing was weird. But so basically it's right where the food court's at. And so I make, no one was in the food court. I'd listen. I put my ear over to the door to make sure if I heard any rustling around in there, make sure anybody, you know, am I hearing any any, any poop pee flushes or nothing? Didn't hear nothing. Didn't hear nothing.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I cracked the door a little bit. I don't look. I'm not a creep. I don't look. I cracked it open. No, you look. No, I didn't look. I cracked it open a little bit.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I mean, hit with a profuse smell. I mean, right there to the nasal cavity. It was like this. You go, God, Jesus. What is that? I got a lady. Nasty. And I go.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Okay, I'm going to pretend. I'm just going to. Anybody in there? excuse me right now close your eyes oh they were they were anybody in there i go yeah someone's taking a piss mrs doubtfire get get your creep at our bathroom you and then you go you go oh oh you just run off that is a ask three times anybody in there my god how much confirmation you need well because i'm about to pull my gout in this woman's restroom.
Starting point is 00:31:35 First off, I gotta make sure. There's urinals. You're gonna be in a box. If you get in, you're good. No. Yes. No. No, first off.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Because they look at their salt, they say I'm 14. The size 14, like, this is just big. You're like, oh my God, best believe if you had to, you're like, your legs are going out of the stop.
Starting point is 00:31:58 It's like white girls. All my leg hairs, I'm like, Move, move. And so, okay, the biggest worry, if that was, if that was me, is you have to get in there and get it on quick. Because you can control going in there when no one's there. You can't control someone else coming in. And to really go with the law, because I was just going to go in there, take it out, and pee real quick in the, in the stall. But then I'm six foot seven, right? I'm six foot seven.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And so I can see over all the stalls. So if somebody comes in there, My cover's blown. Oh, you have to sit. If you're going to wait a session, you have to sit on the sweat. Dude, I was going full character. I tuck that. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:32:41 I was about to say tuck. I go, what the fuck do if you don't, if you sit on a timeout, if you were to sit on a toilet. It's in there. That's fine. I'm in the train. So what I'm saying, if you're already in the bowl, how much more tuck can one do?
Starting point is 00:32:59 Come on now. Come on. No. Where are you talking it? Yeah. Use your imagination. Think about it. Think about it.
Starting point is 00:33:10 You need God. No, but I did piss in the women's restroom. And you did it standing up. No, I sat down. Okay, I was about to say. No, standing up would be... That would be... Wicked.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Going in there made me realize why there's always such a line outside of women's restroom. Oh, it's a process, man. Especially think about in you're in a fucking jumper or a little barrel jeans. the um the um the body suit oh my god a body suit imagine having to go to your johnson and unbutton something to throw hoist that stuff yeah and then take pants off yeah and then sit oh my gosh you know i almost said i almost said so whenever i saw your son last he was wearing a body suit and i almost said that but i don't want to make you mad i was like son's a body that's not a body suit that's a one's he's a baby it's the same but he's a onesie it's because
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Starting point is 00:35:52 I know, but going into the women's restroom, it made me realize why it always, takes them so long. We need to pass legislation to get women bigger restrooms. No. Hey, okay, now you're one for the people and you've always loved women and you've always tried to make them comfortable. Yes. Now that might be one of the truest things you've ever said. Because there's no way, because we can fit a lot more things in a men's restroom because we have urinals, right? Talk to them. We either make the stall smaller. Talk to them. Or... You don't want, you know what? You don't want... Well, yeah, but no, but it's... It was big stalls.
Starting point is 00:36:27 It's already tied. So you should, you should make it, make the stall small. or expand the women's restrooms to be larger. Or give women some kind of urinal system. Now that's not my choice. Like that's not my, that's why I'm bound. You open the textbook. You cannot get on to me for playing the game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:47 It's called the mini pot. You've already thought about it. It's cool. The mini pot. He's already thought about it. Okay, okay. I already have the full scheme written out. You go, I've hired a developer.
Starting point is 00:36:59 There's blueprints in my office right now. It's called the mini pot. the mini so you know how like men have urinals and it's like attached to the wall and it's all you got is that little bowl right there but women need to sit right so you just it's the same thing you just give them a sitting spot right and now this is the awkward part that we have to develop in research it's still stall system it's still like urinal stall system where it's open so you're sitting down and you're seeing all the foot traffic in there and that's what we got to develop and figure out but they can sit we just fit a lot more I want you to want a quick piss I want you to act like you're in your mini pot right Yeah, look at my mini pot. I'm someone walking into the restroom. Oh, I got a tinkle. What the f***er? Make a beautiful.
Starting point is 00:37:43 That year, girls would never, ever in a million. I think they would, bro. Okay, you think they would. You think they would until you think about this, right? Let's say there's three mini pots. You have an 80-year-old grandma, you have a 45-year-old mom, and you have a 19-year-old. freshman in college.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Right. But you think those three generations are sitting next to each other? That's where I think that... I love the idea. Very inclusive. Very big heart of you. Love the idea. That's where respect comes in.
Starting point is 00:38:11 You give the elders the stalls. That's for the young guns. The year olds were the young quick shooters. They go... Yeah. Let's get back to the club. And there's nothing more... There's nothing more inclusive than a woman's restroom.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Have you stood outside of a woman's restroom at a club? Oh my God. friends. They're friends. Everyone's friends. Love letters, novels. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, I've an eyelash. Oh, come here, Queen. She goes, what's that smell? She's like, oh, I didn't wash. Like, oh, you sick, freak. No, that's the route I was going. Yeah. Restrooms. Oh, oh, my God. Restrooms in clubs. Okay. It is literally its own Chronicles of Narnia. Oh, yeah. Why am I walking into a restroom? And if I have $20 cash, I can basically form my own pinionas. There's gushers.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Yeah. There's gum. Yeah. There's designer fragrances. Yeah. And these guys are charging $5 for two squirts. Yeah. Piss on you. And then apparently the women's bathroom, they have the same. Yeah. Just a female version. Yeah. I like it for women's restrooms because I like it. Like they could have like a person that works in the club. If something scary is going on said,
Starting point is 00:39:24 they can talk to her. Like I like that. But for the guys, I don't like those guys in there. And for us, it's a six-tenth. got seven footer. There's a futter guarding the door of the club. You walk in, hey, what's up, man? And he's just looking at you like this. Yeah, holds you the napkin. But the thing that kills me, I like, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Whatever, overpriced, obvious. And I've never bought anything. If you're, if you're resorting to getting club deodorant, stay at home. You have no game! She's not going home with you! If you're getting club degree, you've already lost. You've already lost. If you're having hit Listery and some John Paul Gautier in the middle of the club,
Starting point is 00:40:04 you've already lost the game. If you're needing like emergency deodorant or cologne at the club, what were you planning on doing tonight? Dude, like, did you not get ready to be here? Oh my God, I watched a grown man. He's easily 40. I watched a grown man take a blinker and then purchase a blow pop. You're in a, you're in public.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You're in a club. He really ripped it. Here's five, bro. A bloat naps, I mean, anything could have happened in that bathroom, I don't know what. But the worst part about club bathrooms is the social dynamic. Hey. Hey, I don't do Coke. I don't want your drugs.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I really don't. I've had nine tequila shots. That's why I'm pissing. Stop talking to me. Be in your own life. God, if this is a movie theater, you wouldn't make a peep. Oh my God, they cut like drunk people. are like innately honest and innately talkative.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Right. You fuse that in a place where I can't even hear my own thoughts. There's a seven footer, charging me shit for ridiculous prices, and there's always a line. In that bathroom, there's always a line. The guy to the left is selling me drugs, and you're over here having the nerve to say,
Starting point is 00:41:21 Hey, Roe, you might, dude, you and your friend make those videos, huh? Oh, my, oh, f***ing this, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Oh, calm now. Come on. Bro, they're so funny, bro. They're so funny, man.
Starting point is 00:41:35 They're so touching your face in a bathroom. Hey, I went to a strip club and the bathroom intent, and it was selling impanadas. Guy's a legend in there. No, no, no, no. Robbie was with me. Robbie bought one. Told you.
Starting point is 00:41:54 It was a, I believe. He bought a bathroom strip club impanata. Are you crazy? No, no, no, no, no, no. Think about with that restroom, no, no, no. I need you, I need you to be 100% honest. And I'm going to ask you a series of questions
Starting point is 00:42:07 that are yes or no. And you will only answer in yes or no. You and Robbie went to a strip club. Yeah, you did. No, no, yes or no? Yes. You and Robbie went to a strip club. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:19 You and Robbie went to the bathroom inside of a strip club. Yes. Inside of this bathroom in the strip club, there was a man. Yes. this man was selling
Starting point is 00:42:32 impanadas wrapped in paper towels inside the grounds of the bathroom like where he sold them there was tile at your feet it was like right behind where the sinks were
Starting point is 00:42:46 this guy was running a secondary business inside this strip club bathroom in the bathroom not outside the bathroom not in the hallway to the bathroom behind the sink You could see him when you're washing your hands, you could be like two empanadas.
Starting point is 00:43:03 And you can see him taking him out the thing. He's a cool, I didn't speak a lick. No, he's not. He didn't speak a lick, Angel. Like, coolest guy I've ever met. No, he is not. You are, and the fact that you bought one is, is literally other one. No, no, the crazy thing is Robbie, Robbie bought one and ate it during a dance.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Listen, we're already, we're already balls deep in Grime Fest. Why not? Give me the bathroom empenado. So yeah, a piece of gum when I finish this bitch up. Thanks. So yeah, that's our strip club stores. Oh my god, an input, and not just for the sake of nothing racial. I'm saying, let's just translate that to American and American food.
Starting point is 00:43:45 P. Imagine the mother. Selling you a PBJ and a strip club in the bathroom. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie at the club we go to if that seven footer offered me a Pee and J. One or two of those nights, I'd hate it. No, okay. One of those, we, well, okay, we had a couple nights.
Starting point is 00:44:01 There's been some nights in there, but how is that, that can't be legal. There's nothing legal about that strip club. There's nothing. That strip club is under investigation. I mean. They all worked there for four months, somehow. Club's been open for six years.
Starting point is 00:44:19 How long are you, four months? I walked in there. I walked in there and I said, Robbie, I don't think, oh, I just have a good time. He goes, bro, I'm just smelling impanadas. Let's just stay a little bit. All right, let's get off the symptoms. Little as you know them in the toilet.
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Starting point is 00:46:29 I'm a bit nervous to share it. Okay, yeah, I kind of got briefed on this because there was a whole discussion between you and her wife if you should bring this up, but she's against you bringing it up. And I'm for it, and I'm daddy, man, so I'm going for it. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:46:41 So the other day, everyone was at the house, and it was before, I want to say, we were going to my sisters. We're going to my sister's house. That second was. We're going to my sisters. So it was like an hour, hour and a half before we left.
Starting point is 00:46:53 Everything was good with Malachi. And it was to the point where both of, us now have to shower and get ready. So I said, Liv, you go first. I'm just sit here, watch starting five. I'm on the last episode. So I'm sitting there with Malachi. And he's playing, being a boy, going all over the place. I get on the ground. I'm rolling all over with him, just dad and son. Right? So he starts playing by himself. He's very self-into self-play right now. Like he just likes doing toys and all that shit. It's dolo. He can play by himself and you don't have to worry about him. Exactly. Now, you watch him, obviously, because he's a baby.
Starting point is 00:47:25 So now I'm just sitting on my phone, every like five, 10 seconds, you peek, right? That's all you do. Now, crippling ADHD, right? I find a very intriguing video, beautiful graphics with aesthetics that I love. So it's been about two and a half minutes since I've looked at my son. So he has navigated about 15 feet to the left, and he is under, you know, that mirror in my living room, I don't know what to call that. It's like a little just... Like a vanity mirror.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Like a vanity mirror, sure. A standing mirror. But I'm saying the thing right there, like a little... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He's over there. And I go, Bubba, and he turns, he goes, doing that in his mouth.
Starting point is 00:48:08 And I go, okay. I don't have puffs. I didn't give him any food. There's nothing on the ground. This isn't good. Oh, no. So I run up to him because my son's chewing on an unidentified object. He's chewing on a UFO, right?
Starting point is 00:48:23 I walk up to Malachi take that old pinky I go in his mouth he's fighting it and I finally get it out my son is chewing my son is chewing on my toenail and he He was going after that, like it was a tootsie pop. He was trying to fight for that old tootsie sinner. I mean, he was guming it down. Left to right, left to right. And the worst part, the worst part. Please no.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Don't care. Please don't say. No, no, no, no. It was not the curse. Oh, my gosh. If it was the curse toe, I probably would have, I probably would have inflicted some bodily harm by myself. I'm like, no, I would have punched. I would have punched.
Starting point is 00:49:23 for myself, I would have absolutely reprimanded my own body. I would have been like this for two hours. But no, toenail, it was a big toenail, but I examined it and there was no fungus. So it had to be from the left foot. How the f*** did he get your toenail? I don't know why my toenail was just in the living room by a mirror. I have no clue, but he was gnawing on my toenail. Oh, Malachi. Oh, no, I felt honestly terrible. And his poor self, I yank it out. I go, oh, fuck. immediately throw it, knowing where I threw it. But I look at him, I go, you all right, Bubby? He's like this, he's looking at me happy.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Live turns the corner, perfect timing. And she goes, what? Did something happen? And I go, no, no, he's good. He's good, look, he's playing. And he's like, he's still doing this. Thinking it's in his mouth, she goes, what was he eating? And I just go, to go,
Starting point is 00:50:12 she goes, what the fuck was he eating? What the fuck was he eating? She was chewing on my toenail, my toenail. And she literally goes, you're never watching my kid again. Yeah, right, please so. I was like, hey, he's my kid too, so I will watch him. And by the way, I also didn't see him for like half a second,
Starting point is 00:50:31 and he was four stairs up on the stairs. So what's it to tell you? Still breathing, ain't he? He climbed stairs and he's shucking on toenails. I mean, that's my son. I mean, we know who he isn't getting nominated for Dad of the Year. I know, do we know who's not on the nomination? That was a one rough and the wildest part.
Starting point is 00:50:51 That was all in like 10 minutes, dude. That's fast. He's going to happen. He's fast, bro. Quick. Dude, he was, oh, it was so bad. I just keep thinking, what if he would have swallowed it? We're going to have swallowed my toenail.
Starting point is 00:51:04 No, you, you, I mean, that's when the government gets involved. And I've already threatened that a couple of times on your household. I mean. You don't understand the dynamic of babies. I don't. They have to sleep a lot because they are growing. It's like a puppy. When you get a puppy, like, genuine puppy age, they get up their balls to the wall for like maybe two hours.
Starting point is 00:51:21 And they'll literally go like this. No, Malcolm was very. It's sanctioned off in one corner. Malcolm's immortal. Like I don't know if he's gonna die. The fact that he's still here. It's still alive. Can I say something to happen with my parents and Malcolm?
Starting point is 00:51:33 So Malcolm's my like 16 year old Labrador, right? Oh God. Now he's slowly dying. Like he should have been gone a while ago, but he's still, he's pushing. Like he's really holding on. He's not in pain so we're keeping him around. He's like that small block Chevy, you just keep putting new tires on her.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Right, yeah. He's got 700,000 on. 700,000 on the dash. Well, he has, like, leaks in his back tires, because those back legs, they deflate real quick. Like, he'll, them back legs will not be, we're looking at the mobile, mobile helper. If you do that, if you do that, I will be coming.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I'm getting, I will be coming to Fiorgio. If you get Malcolm some forgiados, I'm coming to Fugreville, Texas. I'm going inside your house. Yeah. Because I always wished that upon Dusty. Dude, it's so cool, isn't it? Now, Malcolm's a little too big.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Those are going to be some big, there'll be like 14. Like, you can literally probably. We'll buy some aftermarket rims for the . Those are big wheel. You're gonna spinners? Oh, yeah. He'd just be sitting there rolling in a shit,
Starting point is 00:52:28 but I will 100% be there if that happens. So one thing about Malcolm, like growing up, all 16 years of his life, he's never used the restroom in the house. My dog and never pooped. God's a good dog. Great dog. You would literally go to the bag door and he'd be like, and then you would let him out, right?
Starting point is 00:52:44 He'd like, Oh! Yeah, well now, it's harder for him to get off the couch. It's hard for him to move around. He doesn't really, like, he's, Like he, and he's losing, cognitive skills are going, right? He's, how old is he? He's like, a hundred.
Starting point is 00:52:57 He's like, 120, how old is he? Do you know how many years he is? Like, human years? No, it's like 16 times 11. Oh, first off, it's not 11. It's not 11. 16 times seven. He's a hundred and 12.
Starting point is 00:53:09 I mean, you know, you know what I mean? He's been, he's seen some things. He's old, right? But he's still doing, oh, been here for two world wars. I know, he's doing great. But he's never, growing up, he never used the restroom in the house. God, he never did it. What a beast.
Starting point is 00:53:21 And so, You know, in his older years, he's been causing my parents a lot of issues, right? Oh, yeah. And so... That old doggy, Cathar. And so, he's starting to lose it up here because he'll look at corners and, and, like, bark at corners and stuff and look at... That we can't see.
Starting point is 00:53:39 He's probably, like, splitting the realm of reality in, like, the afterlife. He's in the spider version. He is, he is quite literally seeing what he's about to go to, yet he's still in the physical. Yeah, like, well, he's in, they're all there, but my... Hips hurt. Right. And so he knows that my parents take him out to potty. Like, they have to almost like tell him like, got to go out, brother.
Starting point is 00:53:59 You got to go out. You know what I mean? Because he's not going to get up unless he has to. Recently, he's been leaving little turds around the house, right? And that's not him. That's not his character and I know he doesn't want to. I feel like Malcolm's poop stink like a bitch. Like you ever seen a horse?
Starting point is 00:54:16 Oh my god. And just stack up like a little pig. Like a pile. It's a pile. And it's wet. And it stacks up. No. He's like a designer.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Is it real or cake? That's what you got to do with it. Is it real or pudding? That's what you got to do with it. And so he would always go to my parents' door in the house and go, let him know I got to go, dog. And so one night, I'm assuming he went to my parents' door and said, but my parents are 60.
Starting point is 00:54:48 And you're in a little deeper sleep. And God bless Malcolm's bar. that's probably like oh yeah it's probably doesn't have that base anymore there's the way he's like right he's like this your parents are sleeping deeper he's getting far yeah it's like it's so so I guess I'm assuming he he like whistle barked at door and they didn't hear they didn't hear it right So he left a turd right outside the door. Oh, and now as the night went on,
Starting point is 00:55:28 it was getting like 5 o'clock in the morning, he came more distress because I think he knew I fucked up. So he went to the back door and started clanging on the blinds and barking, right? And so my mom woke up and she thought somebody was breaking in to the house. She wakes up in a panic, right? Yeah, she does. My mom gets up, grabs a utility to protect the house. What a gangster.
Starting point is 00:55:58 It starts running towards the door. She opens up her bedroom door. It's a quick turn. That is. She runs, not only steps in it barefoot, falls back with a blickie in her hand. No way. No way.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Your mom went airborne. On some shit. With a gun. She said she cuss in the glock. She said she cussed out the could have been bad. Oh, yeah. She said, oh my God, where her room is and what's above it, it goes off. Press it goes, ah!
Starting point is 00:56:35 You shot me in my foot, Mama! Mama, please! It's like, oh, help! You know how much of blood would come out of that foot? I mean, Preston's got the biggest foot. Oh, well, Malcolm just, uh, yeah. Oh, poor. I'm sorry, Mom.
Starting point is 00:56:57 God, I feel bad for, I feel bad for Malcolm. I feel worse for your mom. Yeah. She said she had to go. 16 years of no shit. And then you're just stepping in a gooey pile holding a block. She said you had to go outside of five in the morning and hose off her foot. Bro.
Starting point is 00:57:11 That's tough. She said, she called me. She was like, I'm putting your dog down, by the way. Oh, yeah. But she thought about it. I was saying, oh, I'm surprised. I'm surprised. No.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I'm saying she had it on her right there But we talked about Talked about babies, right? What? What? Your mom talked about babies? We talked about babies Before I talked about the shit
Starting point is 00:57:33 Did we talk about babies? You literally said you fed your son your toe now Oh, no, okay, I didn't fit on a Fork I got a silver platter I didn't give it to him with a napkin I go, here you go And like You're like, mom didn't cook
Starting point is 00:57:47 Oh my God now, I have to be honest I have to be honest. I think after all the shit talk, and I think I might have said it, but after all the shit talk, I literally think I'm developing a kiloate my left of your lobe. Yeah, enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Play with it. It hurts. No, it hurts like a... Oh, mine don't hurt. Oh, then I got some other shit. Because this hurts. Really? Let me see. I'm talking like, this hurts.
Starting point is 00:58:08 This is hurting my ears. Oh, yeah. No, that will hurt if you do that. Yeah, yeah. But it'll become numb to them after a while. I don't want to want that, though. I don't want to just succumb to your nasty, disgusting years.
Starting point is 00:58:17 You've succumb to a lot of my nasty disgusting years. Listen, you succumb all over the place. I knew you were going to. Seminole Nation dorms succumbed a lot. I mean, you know what I mean? Speaking of your son, right? Okay. You brought up being a parent, right?
Starting point is 00:58:38 I mean, not a good one, but you brought up being one. Yes, sir. So this makes this next part very nervous. A couple, like a month ago, right? How long ago we filmed this? We're filming an extended episode over on the Patreon, right? Right? Every Wednesday we put these out. It's about an hour and has the whole gang. So that's why there's mics all over the place. And y'all surprised me with something. And we filmed this and we've had to keep this a secret for a while. Show did. Tee. So I think we take a little break in the episode and we give them some huge YSK news. Let's go for it. Let's go for it, buddy.
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Starting point is 01:00:41 Chicago, Illinois. Now on to the rest of the episode. normally a little more laid-back layback I almost said I almost said it you say it live I almost did I'm not saying that we are going we are going to be playing a little game me and P okay oh this game requires trust don't have that in obedience oh definitely I know I'm kidding no no put me in handcuffs for me to be obedient all jokes aside essentially live went to a little mom and I think it was called mom and popcorn called mom and popcorn but they had all sorts of candies it's
Starting point is 01:01:25 calorie friendly you a little freak i gotta eat something yes it's it's literally five calories literally five so it's nothing that's gonna ruin you does it have a barcode there's two there's two flavors all right yeah but i need you basically i'm gonna have you close your eyes i'm gonna put in your hand you're gonna try it and then for the first one put the blindfold on hold your hands out i promise nothing will bite and you're not allergic to what you'll be tasting Okay. Okay. Cam, no.
Starting point is 01:01:51 No, you're not. Okay, Cam. Now I'm starting to have anxiety. I know where your kid's at. I know where your kid's at. I know. My kid is there. You're safe.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Open your kid in my hand. He's not, my kid, why would my kid go in your hand? You're not tasting him. Here we go. That was weird. First item. Okay. Take it off and look at it.
Starting point is 01:02:09 I can take it up my blindfold? Yep. I see sour spray candy. It's a spray from the icey sour spray from the ice Icees. Now. What's a spray from the icies, man? Like it's an icy, but it's like a...
Starting point is 01:02:23 Oh, it's like a spray. Like a breathment spray, but it's icy flavor. But it's icy. Come, I need you to unwrap that and taste it real quick. Go for it. I brought you the new one. Yeah, that was a very quick... Sherry.
Starting point is 01:02:33 And I'm just tasting it? Get your little three ball, back of the tongue. That's... I watched it go in a straight line. It did not go... It was... okay okay so now so like and and I want you to be genuine like that's not it's not bad right it literally has barely any flavor right yeah okay so the second one yeah I don't know what
Starting point is 01:02:59 happened on the assembly line okay so that one's not bad like rate that one out of 10 like 10 10 being sour crazy flavor what oh on one to 10 sour it's about a two okay okay yeah stick with that answer right okay okay so go ahead and put your blindfold on where to go here you go This second one, I don't know how this was ever even made. Cam, if you hurt me. I'm not. I'm not. Put your hands out. Don't hurt me. Two hands out.
Starting point is 01:03:26 I'm putting two hands out. Okay, you ready? Yeah. Here we go. And take your blindfold off. There's nothing in my hand. It's right by your fan. Wait, for real?
Starting point is 01:03:42 Yeah. Surprise. Another one. Yeah, guys, no. Malachi, go to the same brother! Wait, what? He can't even talk. Wait, really?
Starting point is 01:03:53 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Malachi's gonna be a big brother, dog. God, that's crazy. Oh, no, I'm gonna cry. He has goosebumps on his thighs. Oh, no, did I have the goose moths? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:04:07 He peed on this? Yeah. It's closed. It's closed. The part that I peed on his clothes. Oh, wow. Wait, when? Literally, though, found out two days ago.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Holy shi... Yeah. Holy... Malachi's gonna be... What do you... That little nugget of a white chunky man. He's a big brother. He's gonna be a big brother.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Oh my god. Thanks, buddy, thanks, buddy. Thank you. Oh, dude, Malica. I got be a big friend. Here, let him hold Malika. And then just relish in it. Just sit in it.
Starting point is 01:04:42 He has goosebumps on his knee. Who's pumps on his knees. Holy shit. Isn't it crazy? Whoa. Here you can see. Your parents get it on. That little dude in his little jeans is going to be a big brother.
Starting point is 01:04:55 No, you'll be a big brother. You're going to be a good big brother too. How's that going to do? He's like, what is this word you speak of? Oh, when do we get to know what it's going to be? Uh, some, some... Pain's like shaking. Yeah, I know, his hands shaking.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Some, some weeks out. I love it though. I'm so nervous here because I was like, oh my God, oh my God. Like I didn't sleep last night. Yeah. I had no idea. Yeah. Dude, oh my God, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Yesterday. CJ and P made a joke yesterday and I was like, what the hell is happening right now? I was like, what is happening right now? Like I was like, did someone leak this? I was like, no one even knows it to leak. I was like, what is happening? Oh my God. Wait.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Holy. Ask away. Talk about it. Ask your questions, whatever. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Dude, that's crazy. Did y'all know? Dude, I knew, but it's just incredible. I mean, congratulations. Yeah, congrats. Thank you. Dude, y'all are going to have two kids running around. Two under two. Yes, because I was getting sad. I was getting sad because Malachi's growing up so fast. I'm going to miss being a little baby. I know. Oh, my God. What if it's a girl? Oh, dude. Oh, I hope it is. I really hope it's a girl. I'm gonna hit his bottle.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Okay. Malachi, you're gonna be a big brother. Isn't that crazy? That's so cool. Oh dude. Dude, now he looks more mature. He immediately just looks older. Perfect timing on coming back.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Yeah, dude, what though? Is that the mic? Yeah, so. Why is Kay continues? We have two hosts now. Once we're done, we got two new hosts. Imagine it's two boys, two brothers. Oh wow.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Sorry about that, Liv. You're gonna have a boy. So what? Okay, so look, as of right now, God, I'm sweating. I'm still beating. I'm shaking. Uh, I'm just whole this. Yeah, you're just like this. As of right now. Yeah. If you, if, if, if, by the grace of God, God comes to you in a dream, goes, Peyton, you get to choose. Yeah. Are you picking second boy or girl? I, I, I think. That was him saying, watch him out. Selfishly, selfishly, I would love a boy. I would love your ought to have a boy. Another one? He selfishly. Another one. But, but, but I know how bad you want a girl bro so i think i want i'm pushing i'm team girl two times in a row oh team girl i think i'm team
Starting point is 01:07:23 girl okay but i do know statistically if this next one's a boy the statistics show you won't have a girl until like a fourth one oh and we won't have four no we're shutting up shop not having four we already said we said this i don't know once y'all have two it might become easier you're So this is what we said. And two, at the mark of two kids, if we get a second. So if we get another boy, we're trying one more time for that girl. But I am serious. Look into it.
Starting point is 01:07:51 The statistics, once you've had two of the same, that third one statistically is like very high probability of being the same sex as the first two. And that's what we said. We said if we get another boy, we're going one more round to just that last ditch effort to try to get a girl, have best of both worlds. And then no matter if it is boy or girl, close and shop. at three. It's happening. Okay. It's happening.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Oh, the tears. It took it. It looks like a little delay. It's happening. Aw. It always happens. It's like, I process the same information like when somebody dies. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:21 It takes like a little bit for me to realize it's true. And then holy shit. Yeah. So the way that we wanted to start trying probably, we were like, okay, we're going to start trying in September. Like Malachi will be like eight months old. And when we had Malachi, it took us like a year to get pregnant. it so i was like oh it's fine like it's gonna take us another year like that's fine when i tell you guys
Starting point is 01:08:44 we tried for one month and when cameron like the one day that we did it i got that good good you feel me yeah like it happened that quick i was not i was not like thinking it or whatever so the way that it happened i was like my stomach always hurts like i always have tummy issues or whatever and what day was it was it oh i was two days late on my period and i'm never laid but i was like two days that's normal whatever and i told cameron i was like hey when you're at the store please just get like a digital pregnancy test but little did he know that i already took one at home like i already knew that i was and it already said pregnant so she already knew and you didn't know no she said i got his reaction to everything oh i'm still late i don't know i just want to be safe
Starting point is 01:09:29 can you go ahead and get one of the ones that say the words so i'm thinking oh she's about to try like she and the crazy part was she took it like maybe a week before that yeah said not pregnant So I'm like, all right, here. It's for her, you know, peace of mind. I come back. I just set the groceries on the counter and she literally turns the corner and goes, how do you feel being a dad the second time and already had one? And I went, I said, no way.
Starting point is 01:09:51 I said, take the one that has words. Take the one that has the words. I want to see English. Oh my God. So it, like, I was shocked myself. Like the video that I took of myself because I was like, hey, guys, I'm going to take a pregnancy test. Like, I doubt this isn't going to be it, but I was like, here we go. And when I saw those two lines, I was like, ain't no fucking way.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Because Malachi was eight months old that day. Holy. No, it literally was on Sunday. Yeah. Because when we found out. On Sunday. Like three days ago Sunday. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Like at like five weeks. So I immediately. I'll be a lot further along back. I immediately was like, oh my God on Tuesday. Oh, damn. I don't even want to. It's fine. Yeah, well, it doesn't even matter.
Starting point is 01:10:36 But I was immediately. just like, bro, I'm about to get him so dirty. He has no idea. Why, bro, why? I swear, and this is weird, I was going to tell you, but I was like, I don't know that's weird. I've been having weird dreams. One of the dreams was that Robbie was in my closet whenever I walked into my bathroom this morning. Like that was a dream I had.
Starting point is 01:10:57 What? But a couple days before that, like, it was just Robbie, like, kind of like just standing in my closet shirtless. I don't know why. Sorry, Robbie. What? second one is I had another dream about me walking into the hospital with a different kid and I was wearing my Hulk shoes because I wore the toenail shoes the first time. And then whenever we were recording the episode not too long ago and he brought out the toe
Starting point is 01:11:23 slides, I said, oh, that's the ones I saw whenever I met Malachi for the first time. There's just a bunch of kid shit that's been happening. It is weird because it kept popping up on my for you page. It was like 2002, 2002. It was, like, weird. Like, before I even found out I was pregnant, I was like, why is this shit, like, on my TikTok? Like. Dude, the thing for me is I was like, bro, this looks so bad for me.
Starting point is 01:11:44 They're going to think I doxed it. Because you making the joke about kids. No, what was the first thing I said? I said, I'm about to go over a whoop hair up. I said, he better have not told Payton. I got in the car and I called Liv and I said, I'm not even allowed you for like two minutes. I dead like here. I had some shit.
Starting point is 01:12:00 I said, CJ made a joke. Payton made a joke. And I said, and I swear, y'all, y'all confirm. I'd never say that word. No, no, bro, I swear to God, no. I swear I didn't, and? But I was like, bro, I have to have. You have to have like a mole on the inside.
Starting point is 01:12:13 Yeah. One person that, like, can help me talk through this. Whoa. Really trying to like make it the best and make sense. Can I keep this? Yours was so detailed and our literal idea was to do it that day. We said that'd be the greatest thing ever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:26 But anything, you were like, imagine you pull out a pregnancy. No, I wanted to do that. I was like, I was like, as soon as you said that, I'm like, oh, they're definitely going to think I said something. I was like, and then literally five minutes later, you make the joke about the kids. I was like, oh, golly, this is not looking good, man. Well, congratulations, guys. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:12:46 That's awesome. Another little Kennedy. Another little Kennedy. Another big school son of a gun running around here. Wait, that means I lose one of the guest rooms. Oh, yeah, I know. Don't give that kid my guest room. No, we're keeping yours.
Starting point is 01:12:59 You're keeping yours. It's the green one that'll be getting. I know. I'm like, I told Cameron, I was like, well, my guys. I guess we got to get a bigger house. Got to get a bigger car. Yeah. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Oh, my God. It's pretty sufficient. I get to, oh, dude, oh, dude, hell yeah. You're, like, season now. So, like, with this kid,
Starting point is 01:13:21 you're going to, like, hold up. Oh, yeah. You're going to grab this next one like this. Yeah. Oh, dude. And I can't wait to see Malachi interact with him. He'll be, like, well,
Starting point is 01:13:32 I don't care. Like, if they know, like, him. He'll be like 18 months. Like one and a half. Can you imagine the lives these kids are going to have? Oh, I know. Oh, my side. I'm just best friends. Just like, but I mean, I'm just thinking like, they're going to go to school together. The amazing family. I think about like, I think about like us too. I'm nuts about kids like going and doing shit. It's so fun. Like going to the park and
Starting point is 01:13:57 going to amusement parks and stuff like that. These kids are going to have it so good. It's so fun, bro. Oh, bro. It's amazing. And it was like, I'll end up with this, and y'all can go back. When I found out, there was still just, like, me and camera at the house, and my Al-Qa was waking up from his nap, and I just went upstairs and, like, just looked at him and was like, hey, you're going to be a big brother. You know, he has no idea what that means right now,
Starting point is 01:14:19 and he probably won't have to take care of himself. He probably should have a sibling to walk home. But it was just cool to, like, tell him that. Like, hey, Bubba, like, you're going to be a big brother. Oh, poor, Ruby. Oh, yeah, no, Rudy. I literally told my dad, I said, bro, I might just drop Ruby off one day. Like, I just, you might have a better,
Starting point is 01:14:34 No, my dad called Ruby. Yeah, our family knows. I need to call your mom back because when she was on the phone, I was like. Oh, my God. Yeah, my parents don't know. Oh, dude, they're going to be hype. They're going to be jealous, too. Oh, no, seriously.
Starting point is 01:14:48 No, Ruby might need to. She might need to change. She's already been getting neglect. Malachi will be walking and stuff by then. Like, he'll definitely be able to play with her, like, more. We'll see. Wow. If it's looking sad, as soon as she starts to get that little gray goatee coming in,
Starting point is 01:15:03 I'm just, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a pack her toys and her food. You're very sweaty. Dude, this is, it's like one of those things. Like, I don't deal with new news very well. It's like, I'm a slow burn. So I'm going to talk about this for us four and a half more hours. That's fine. We have a dinner plan tonight.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, it's the, it's the, just know me and Camden didn't plan this. One of those. I'm sure, Robbie, they. Yeah, they're invited too. Oh, okay. I don't, I don't want to, anyway.
Starting point is 01:15:32 You guys are. But. Anyways, Kennedy number two. Baby Kennedy number two. On the way. Three plus one on the way. Hey, I'm not going to lie. Family of four.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Not going to lie. It's all in God's timing and plan, but leave in the comments. Do you want a boy, another boy, or do you want a girl? Oh, wow. I'm team girl. Team girl. Let's do ours, at least, the group right here. CJ.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Boy. Boy. Girl. Girl. I think girl. CJ's a lone wolf, bro. I just want best to both. If I get a second dog, I'm not mad.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Oh, I'll never be mad at another boy. We could have twins. Oh. This episode is brought to you by Booking.com, Kim. I've got to say, if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business, that one you've been talking about, this is a place to be. Booking.com is one of the most downloaded travel apps in the entire world. And it's for a good reason. You know, since 2010, you were 12 years old, I was 11, they've helped over.
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Starting point is 01:17:19 there we go number two two good job bud you win in there you did your thing I sure did you got out of there and you reproduced and somebody stayed in there somebody stayed in there getting pretty graphic now now since that was filmed it has been from like five weeks five weeks right i know we've been sitting on it someone did now that's too much that's your wife and that's i apologize that's not going to stay unless he wanted to i don't care can it cool it was such a sentimental moment i just ruined i'm just saying can't it cool um just So you're having another kid, how has the journey been for the past five weeks? Nothing really changed, has it?
Starting point is 01:18:05 No, nothing's really changed. I mean, the fact that we have known, obviously, like there's some, a few mental changes. Just like, oh, my God, like having to think about certain things. But in the physical day-to-day, nothing's changing because we're chasing around Malachi's little crazy butt every single day. Eating toenails? Eating toenails and climbing stairs and all this. But can I be honest with you? Let me put this out there, selfishly speaking from an uncle.
Starting point is 01:18:30 perspective. You know, I love Malikai. Me and Malachi have great FaceTime conversations. Y'all do. You always see you see right here that's it. He'll FaceTime Malachi will grab the phone. Like a grown ass man. What are you? We talked about this on the TMT that just released today over on the Patreon. We had a four next week we talk about it. Next week's TMT.
Starting point is 01:18:49 One of the TMTs. Yes, yes. We have a full Q&A about Cam's and fatherhood. And stuff like that. Quala Club. You know. Patreon.com slash your show podcast. But you got to tell how are you feeling. What do you, what do you? What are you going through right now? To be real, to be honest. And this almost sounds, this doesn't sound sad,
Starting point is 01:19:06 but I have caught myself two times now, forgetting that we were even pregnant. Now, that sounds crazy. But when you hear it, no, like, when you hear what I'm saying behind it. Oh, I was about to make a joke. No, no, you can make a joke. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:19:19 But I'm saying it's, it truly is such a different vibe from the first time around because every, like, people don't realize this, every waking minute of every single day like we are having to watch Malachi and having to provide him he can't talk, he can't walk
Starting point is 01:19:36 he can't, like you have to do everything for him really just an inconvenience I go he's really putting a cramp in my game he's wheeze pissing on my style no but it is first kid
Starting point is 01:19:52 you're doing regular life knowing that you're growing a baby on the inside it's almost like that ultimate distraction like you can't sit and think about it because you are you are already constantly chasing this baby around and live has said the same thing and she she's opened up and like talked about how it's kind of a struggle for her because she thinks like she feels a lot different because the only experience she has to compare it to the first pregnancy it's not the same
Starting point is 01:20:21 right and i'm like well baby you're like we have a baby right now it's kind of hard to constantly be thinking about the baby you're growing when we're taking care of this one, 24-7. Yeah. So it is a, it's a big, it's a big difference, but the amount of stress and anxiety that's gone comparative to the first time is, it's wild. Like, I'm literally like this.
Starting point is 01:20:41 All right, bring it on. Like, I'm going to have bags up my eyes again. I'm going to be tired. Yeah. Whatever, but it's all worth it. And it's like, oh, we're going to get a, we're going to get an air of no haircut cam again. Oh, my God, baggy eyes.
Starting point is 01:20:53 You're going to get Millie Bobby Brown with a shaggy face. At least we'll be in a new studio. Oh, I might pick up cigarettes. Oh. Yeah, you are. Yeah you are. It's like 4 a.m. I'm wide awake sitting there rocking a baby. I go out and just sit on my porch. I'm just like, oh, oh. Now, have we? So we don't know, we don't know gender yet. Not yet. We're going to have a whole episode on gender. We're going to have a whole episode. We're going to have a whole reveal, a real life party, unfortunately. y'all will not be invited, but you can be there in spirit. Well, we are going to be live streaming on Kuala.
Starting point is 01:21:29 No, you won't. No, you won't. Wait till I have a kid. Y'all won't get this. There will be cameras everywhere. Well, I am profiting off that kid. We are selling new, right now, actually, announcement. We have, We're pregnant merch available right now.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Link in that it's hit up Jesse. Some of a text. No, we're not. Unfortunately, selling any merch. No, we're not. Not yet. Malagize first birthday we might. We'll sell with the,
Starting point is 01:21:54 I go, Well, that'll be, now that'll be a fun party. That'll be a fun party. No life. Because we get the merch. Maybe. Cool. Just his face.
Starting point is 01:22:04 It's literally just Malaga and said one. Yeah. That'd be really cute. That'd be so far. It's like a Travis Scott shirt. Like vintage stars guy. Yeah. It's like it.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Okay. I'm actually starting to like that. Yes. I'm actually starting to like it. But I mean, no profits go to him or his college. Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 01:22:18 No, it's all for us. He gets absolutely nothing. It's for us. Anyway. But you don't know if you're having a boy or girl yet. No clue. yet have we thought about you don't have to say it out loud have we thought about names if it's a girl or names if it's a boy do we are we locked in i won't say that out loud girl name is
Starting point is 01:22:33 100% locked yes we knew i know that one change you know it we hell i might have said it on like a koala like an extendo a koala royalty some go check the patron i don't know but that is locked and it's been locked since the first kid we still love that name now the boy it's surprising because we have no clue can i give suggestions i'll i will gladly take suggestions a nubis now now you're speaking to someone that would appreciate that on high degrees yes i cannot name my son anubis why i cannot it is 2020 it's gonna be 2026 okay oh my god i just said son who oh i said son but that's what the name i was giving for yeah i go i'm stupid no no if it's a boy i cannot name him a nubis second name yes maximus i already named the dog that no you named the dog max no i named the dog maximus
Starting point is 01:23:22 well you gave him away so it doesn't count I go, he's not in my possession. Maximus is fire. Maximus, Maximus Kennedy. Maximus Kennedy is fire. I mean, that holds, that holds power. Yeah. You're supposed to rule over something
Starting point is 01:23:35 with the name of Maximus. Now, third name, I tried this on the first kid. How do we feel about Peyton? It should be a hard pass. No, that's tragic happens to you. And that's f*** up. I go, if you really want the name to happen, I go, hey, he goes, something's got it.
Starting point is 01:23:52 You got to make something sick. I don't know. Who's got a pool? I can't swim. I can't. I can't. I can't. No, cake as your best friend, right?
Starting point is 01:24:07 No, as your best friend, and somebody who has really positively impacted your life. You literally just said you cannot love this kid as much as the first one. That could change. No, no, no, no. No, no. Okay. Tragic event only way. No, that's wrong.
Starting point is 01:24:21 You shouldn't give me my flowers till I'm gone. Give me my flowers while I'm alive I give you your flowers while you're alive You're not going to be the namesake of my child Why do you respect me as a man? Yeah have I accomplished a lot as a man Yeah Would you want your son your future son to
Starting point is 01:24:37 strive to have a life like Peyton hardened it Yeah take out a couple things I go definitely pick and pull a couple things out Wait so wait so so so Because I would name if I had a son. You would not name your kid, Cameron. The fourth one. Exactly. Once I stopped, give him the exactly. We're just like, golly, another pack
Starting point is 01:24:59 right off go. Name what you want. No, but first, my first kid's going to be Peyton Jr. Right? PJ. Right. PSH-9. So let's say you had a second kid immediately. You're going to name him Cam. If you came up to me behind closed drawers like I have to you. You're named a Fierce? I don't even name my dog, Pierre. Oh, hell. That's so.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Oh, I love you, Pierce, but not that much, right? Yeah. But, okay, so if I, if you came to me behind closed doors, like I've come to you. Yeah. And you have come to me with mics and mics and lights and cameras, not behind closed doors. I've definitely, we in the airport with your wife and Voldemort. Ah. We have talked about naming your future son, potentially, Peyton.
Starting point is 01:25:53 And I think you want it, but your wife doesn't, and that's why you don't. No. If Liv, if Liv didn't care, would you name your kid Payton? No. Because what the fuck? Because that's a, it's, to me, like, it's not a bad name, obviously. It's a good name, and it'd be for good reason. But it's almost like, I don't know, it's like a weird thing that I only feel the need.
Starting point is 01:26:15 Like, I want him to be his own. He is. Or not inspired unless there's like a legacy that was like, like, what am I? Like, why don't, I didn't leave a legacy? No, but you didn't leave anything. Like, you still have the legacy. You're still here. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:26:28 If you left, if you're gone, right, then I could even pay. You know what I'm saying? No. Like, why, like, okay, your friend has a cool. But I don't even go buy a puppy and you give him the same name because you want to be cool too. But I don't even get to appreciate, say something happens to me and you name your kid. I don't even get to appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Like, I will never be like, oh, thanks, Cam. So it doesn't even matter at that point. I want it while I'm here. It doesn't matter to you. You. That's the rest. So what, okay? You're already in paradise, hopefully.
Starting point is 01:26:59 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're either in paradise or you're sweating. No, but it does make me look at you different. No, and I'm not, no podcasting, that's fucked up. That is not. Like, no microphones, no cameras. I'll turn this off right.
Starting point is 01:27:12 That's not. You don't even consider it. You're not going to name your son Cameron. If you asked me to and you really wanted it, yeah. I don't know with a K though. No. Differing. You can smell Payton Differing,
Starting point is 01:27:25 different with a P-E-I-G-H-G-O-N. Oh my God, it's like a nasty white girl. That's a nasty white girl. No, I would never, ever, I would never, ever spell pain like that. But I think it's a weird thing with me. I don't want him to be named after someone that's like, like, you literally, your son's,
Starting point is 01:27:47 middle name right now is Tony. Is it? What's your son's doing? It's, it's. Anthony, it's not Tony, it's Anthony, and that's to pay homage to Liv's father. Who's alive? Who also will be gone? So will I. I mean, yeah, you are gonna die pretty quick. I'm just, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So, so I just, I just, I just, lives father. He literally has Tony's blood in him. Not a lot. I, clearly, I mean, I'm talking
Starting point is 01:28:17 a drop. How many times do you call me daddy? What? How many times do you call me daddy? Have I called you're probably way too many more than I should have. So in some sense, I'm his father, too. No, no, it's how that works. You'd be his grandpa. That's how lineage works. If you're my daddy, then you're his grandpa. Yeah, grandpappy.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Yeah, you call him grandpappy. I have this, Anthony kid. What about middle name? See, that's more realistic. So you would, okay, so there's still a chance you can name your son. It has nothing to do with you and me not loving you. It's the fact that he is just, it's like. And Payton's a bisexual name.
Starting point is 01:28:48 Not a, brother. Payton is a bisexual name. I think that actually is the appropriate. No, no, no, not try. I don't know what that is. Unitex, you're the sex. I don't know what the f***exuals.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Tricosexuals, right? I tried everything. He said, hell, I even tried. I just couldn't get myself there. No, okay, Payton is a bisexual name. Middle name, we can get, we can make some ground. Okay, so there's a cheap. So you're saying there's not a 0% chance?
Starting point is 01:29:23 No, there's not a 0% chance. What percent chance that I can have the middle name? No, there's chances. What percent chance can I have his middle? I can't answer that now. Just give me one. Listen, listen, you can answer these because you have no idea you're going to have a kid. This is happening now.
Starting point is 01:29:39 I can't be like, oh, dude, 50, 50 coin tip. We'll see you at the room. I can't say that. My wife's not even here. There is, I'm saying, man to man, it is not zero. Middle name's fire. Middle name's fire I don't want him to have the first
Starting point is 01:29:53 I don't want him to have the first name It's not even just because you I would not let us name him after my dad My actual brother Her dad like first name So but middle names are cool Because that's like the legacy name Say it's middle
Starting point is 01:30:05 It means something It's meaningful and it fits First name be your own person All right The only way he's gonna get the name of someone else Is me and that's if he's junior And he can't be anymore Because he's the second
Starting point is 01:30:13 Don't ask me for Oh my God Get your Oh I almost said some crazy I was like get your bisexual panties have a bunch. That's fine. I go, no, I have, all right, let's get out of here.
Starting point is 01:30:28 Guys, and you know what, you know what's even crazier? We'll get out of here. You know what's even crazier? You know what's even crazier? There's, you should know podcast fans right now. Thank you for actually loving me. Thank you that have named their children after me. There's, there's YSK kids that I've said,
Starting point is 01:30:46 there's YSK fans that have named kids Peyton because of me. That's fine. And they've only known me for five years. You've known me for a decade. That's fine. That's amazing. That's great. Okay, have a daughter, name or Olivia.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Different relationship. Different relationship. I think it's another thing. I think it might be, I would never. You've literally bathed me before. You have bathed me in a shower in Arkansas because I was drunk. You remember that? You carried me.
Starting point is 01:31:16 You carried me and bathed me. And you had to kick people out of trying to kid a peat. You remember that? And that means nothing to you? You clocked. Same with your vomit. Dude, that was, I was, dude.
Starting point is 01:31:28 And then he's, he is, you want to talk about, oh my God. That was your fault. No, we're talking about it. Oh my God. He was letting people in
Starting point is 01:31:35 because that's what I was, you want to talk about pride. That's what I was first getting like a little famous. You want to talk about pride. I was first getting a little famous. So people were like, oh, it's a podcast dude in there.
Starting point is 01:31:43 And he was literally like five dollars. You can come and look at him throw up in the sink. I never said you were already on the bed. He was like, Calvin Allen was like this. Go get a root canal. All right, let's go. We needed a root canal.
Starting point is 01:31:59 All right, guys, remember, Kim, give him a secret code. Congratulations again to Cam and Liv. Thank you, thank you, guys. Thank you. Oh, there's, it's not a, it's not a zero percent. It's not zero percent on the middle name. That's so crazy. But I would never, I would never ask, that's the difference.
Starting point is 01:32:14 I would never ask you to name your science. You don't care enough. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. you did. I would never after anything I said
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Starting point is 01:32:41 every week he has to come with it. And we don't know it. So now we go, what is it? BCS? Baby coming soon. I was going to go like like,
Starting point is 01:32:49 Kennedy 2. Yeah, I like that one better. Mute up. I appreciate it. I go Comps. I'm just kidding. BCS, baby coming soon. BKT, baby Kennedy 2. Yeah, I like that. Or do you want BK2? Okay, BK2 final, final edition. Lock the loaded BK2, baby Kennedy 2. Leave it everywhere. This is a beautiful moment. Thank you for coming right here to the one and only you should know podcast and enjoying it with us. We love each and every single one of you. Go ahead and check out that Kuala Club
Starting point is 01:33:19 first link in the description below. Honestly, if you don't name your second kid, at least a little bit of Peyton or Steven or Hardin somewhere in there, or even Stefan or Stefan, whichever one you prefer. Too black. If you, for my kid. That was crazy.
Starting point is 01:33:30 I'm saying from my kid. That was crazy. Olivia said you wanted to name him Xavier. And I went, you're kidding. Imagine, you're kidding. No, that's kind of cute. That's not. I go, Malachi looks like his name's Lyle.
Starting point is 01:33:40 And we're gonna name the other one like Xavier? No, no. It's not because your baby looks white. It's because I've never met an Xavier that I liked. That's true, too. Every Xavier I've met, I don't like it. So you don't think there's a... You don't think there's a threshold of two white for names?
Starting point is 01:33:57 I think Malachi would be a sick-looking Tyrese. You think we can name Quentin? Yes. That'd be sick. You're lying through... I said, I don't think it'll be sick. But anyway, anyway, how about this? You want me to have a kid right?
Starting point is 01:34:10 One day? Yeah. Kids never going to meet you if you don't name him. All right. Remember, one out of two wild bears, I'm making home to Christmas, and we'll see you next time. I'm never gonna meet him no he said that yeah goodbye

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