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On to the rest of the episode. Hey-yo, The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Oh, oh, oh, wow. Those audio listeners, you didn't see that, but K. Robb's clappers went crazy, and I'm not talking about

his back in. Go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Pada, go Pada. Co-host Cams back in the studio. Peta, waita, back in the studio. Did you get a haircut? I did get a haircut. It's always refreshing. It really is. I really look not, like, good without a haircut. No.

And that is just, that's just honest truth. Honestly, it's like refreshing to see, like, because whenever you don't have a haircut, I'm like, I don't even know if I want to be around him too much. Check his history. Definitely lock your car if he walks by. And I'm like, and I go, maybe having a child is not the right thing to do when you don't have a haircut.

But then whenever you get this haircut, it's like, oh, there we go. There's an average looking white man. There is a soul in that body. Average looking white man's hilarious. No, no. Now you know I am past average, not due to looks. I might be ugly to some.

I am past average due to one thing. Hike? One thing only. Not height. Personality. Not personnel. That definitely ascends me into the great money. Definitely not that either. Not talking about that. My hairline for a soul that comes from the Slavic region is undefeated. It's so good. It is undefeated. It's really good. And that is the only time I really pop my own stuff. Yeah. But yeah. No, it's straight as an arrow. I don't know where I got it from because no one at my mom. Never mind. Your mom's got a hook chopped on the airline. Mom's got a little hook going on there. Oh, widow's peak. Oh, yeah, yeah. Isn't widows peak? Isn't that a sign of Satan? what i didn't know that no if so you're saying if someone has a widow's peak yeah they're safe no i'm pretty sure because i had a widow's peak when i was growing up so you don't

that's and i think they were like telling me something i think they were trying to bully me i'm not quite sure the fact that you think growing up your hairline was a widow's peak that receded very deep no no it doesn't recede it was like i had a normal airline but then the point just had like a little airplane at the tip of it. Like it was like a little triangle, like right there in the middle of my forehead. Yeah, I had that for a long time. I don't know what happened to it. I was about to say, how does one get rid of that?

Oh, I think straight, oh, straight stress. I, I'm currently making myself bald. One, because I always wear a hat for no reason. Yeah, you do. And then two, I'm so stressed out. And like, not only are years coming off my life, hair is coming off my head. We are, okay, now, now, Kowala family and regular white, You should know family, right?

We are working on one and two. We're trying to work on the not wearing a hat every day. We've been trying to work on a slow little jabs. Well, one of my barbers is inconsistent. He's having a second kid, so he's fired, definitely. And the second one, he's just far and he got in a car wreck, and so he won't drive to my house anymore. So I'm honestly just waiting on things to clear up in the schedule.

And then we're going to get back to normal. That is crazy. Because this man is expanding his family. And this man got in a very bad car right that you are just not going to get your haircut and you're just going to put a hat on. Unfreel. Like, find, we are in Dallas.

There's millions of people here. Right. There's at least 12 other options in that very shop. And you're just like, no one's touching my head. Yeah. Unbelievable. It's really weird. Okay, but you brought this up.

You talked highly about yourself, which is surprising. I wish I had that confidence. I'd be a billionaire. Oh. Dude, your progression You've always been very You have like a nice Just popping jab

Like a little snapping jab Your shit is lightning quick Yeah, my jab can make you fall asleep Your quick whittiness has gone above and beyond Okay, but since you're delusional What? Okay Honestly, let's be frank here

I'll give an answer to Okay One through 10 I think I've asked you this before But life's gone on And you should be more realistic Okay What would you rate yourself

Looks wise, one through ten looks wise yes just to someone that does not know me no straight optics we see cam walk into a bar a big ginger big hip walking into a bar a big hip ginger ginger is walking into a bar is walking into a bar it's like a start of a bad joke i would say optically not hearing my voice nothing yeah optically i believe and i think it's all right to believe that i am of three I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding

I'm kidding I'm kidding some beauty's in the eye the beholder I would unbiasedly put myself slightly above average and I'd park me

at about a 7-5 yeah that's where I park you're a Helen Keller 10 let me say that I mean that's so that's so true

dog if I had oh with that camera oh dude if I Oh, I am a Helen Keller 12. I got a nice, soft heart. I will take care of you.

Hell, I mean, oh. That's why you spent so much time in the nursing homes. They're like, you're so beautiful, honey. Wow, honey, you're so beautiful. It's a confidence booster. That's the only place I give my ego stroke is around a nursing home. People that can't see me. Yeah.

Okay, same question. Optically, what are you? Straight optics. No personality, no, no little weird quirks. I honestly think I'm the worst version of myself right now, optically. Honestly, dude, did you just shake your head, CJ? CJ just went like this. Yeah, pretty much.

Why do you think that's not true? Honestly, I'm starting to look like melted candle wax. No, no. It looks like my face is drool. Like, every day, every day, my face sinks. You know what I mean? That's not true. Yeah.

You have a, you have a bruised ego mirror. You look in the mirror and you just see the negatives. If we were to describe you, it'd be straight positivity. I'd go, he's tall, dark, a little nice little chunk of caramel chocolate. Thank you. Nice. He's, you know, big boned. You know, he's got cool clothes, and he's probably going to smell great.

Yeah. He's a great-looking guy. You're like, I'm drooping, I'm a melted candle, my hair's receding. But the thing is, why? The thing is I don't like, it's my family, bro. Like, I try to- Now, that's brutal honesty. No, no, but it's not.

My mom is not honest with me. She's one of those moms that will lie to me. And I don't, I don't appreciate. I'm almost 30. I know me better than, like, I know me. I'm not a little boy, right? And I was like, I was telling her, because I'm in this weight loss journey, right? And I was like, I'm like, mom.

Like, I'm thick, bro. And she was like, oh, it's just baby weight. I'm just almost 30, mom. You know, if there was a world war, I am eligible to be drafted. Like, I, I am a man, a man. Baby weight at 26 years old. 26 is a, I feel like that can only come from a mom. That is the epitome of a motherly life.

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Do you know, because now I am, you went cold turkey straight to it. I started, I did four days strong, slipped at the weekend. My hardest thing right now was weekends with family and shit like that. But try it again this past week. I went Monday through Thursday, solid. Do you know how embarrassing it is as a 27-year-old man to drive through a sonic in order a wacky pack? A what?

Now that might be a racial slurring. No, it's not a wacky pack. saying it. That's not a racial slur. Oh my god, there's a Twitter hashtag camps canceled. That's not a, no, you are blowing this up for no, a wacky pack. That is the kids meal that's no different than a happy meal. Sonics is called a wacky pack. A kid's meal at Sonic is called a wacky pack. Okay, so how do you order going through Sonic? I literally drove up, they said, hey, what can I get you? I said, let me get the chicken tender wacky pack. And I, as a 27 year old grown ass man, I had to order a chicken tender wacky pack because that's the

only thing on the menu that sufficed my caloric allowance. I imagine them like roller skating up to your window and they're like, oh, there's going to be a kid. I can just say hi to it and like waiting to give a toy. It's just big ass camp. Oh yeah. They see a sweaty guy in a in a rental Malibu and I'm like this. Like give me it. Give me the whack fat. Dude, they asked do I want a boy or girl toy? What'd you say? I am a 27 year old man. I literally said I said I don't really need a toy man. And it was a guy too. I don't really need a toy, bro. Oh, like, what does the kid want?

No, I just, I don't need, I don't need, I don't need, just give me the wacky pack. Yeah, sure, it's, it's a, it's a policy. It comes with the, it comes with the meal. I said, surprise me then, bro, just give, I don't care. Just put whatever toy you want in there. Was it a good toy? It was a boy toy, yeah. Gave it to Malachi, my son didn't even like it.

So it's like, Sonic, your toys suck. Let's just start there. But it is, it was, it was honestly a hit. Yeah. Having to order a wacky pack. Yeah. That is, and I don't know, like, it makes me. think about this journey, man.

No, it's honestly so hard. It is. Your discipline is out of this world. Yeah, it's all my big bone people I get why you're that way. No, and I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. I appreciate everybody.

I'm with you. I'm just on the other, like I'm close to egg. Wachy pack? No, I'm on the way of exiting. He said, hey, Biggins, I get it now. Like, what? No, look, I'm not. I like big people.

No, dude, you're dakin. You're digging. No. Hey, hey, just drop the shovel. No, I'm in the same group as you. I'm in my chart. They said I was overweight, so I'm in your thing. You just called them overweight.

You are. I mean, that's another problem. I am too. Okay. But I'm close to getting out, but I'm in there with you. Like, we're all in prison together, right? We're all in prison. I only had a two months in it.

You're in there for life. You got convicted like K. of a petty crime. You're going for three months. Now, why K. Rob? Because he's literally facing, he's facing a federal sentence right now. That's not true. Kara's going to jail for 90 days. No.

I'm sorry, Bubba. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. It's a comedy podcast. It's going to get clipped, whatever. I don't care. But it sucks ordering a wacky pack because it's a 27-year-old. Yeah. It's not for my kid. I don't care about the toy, and it was two chickens. I hate to go back. I hate to go back. Oh. Oh, God.

But another reason why I think I'm unattractive. is because I'm used to like whenever I was young and hot like I would be walking in public and I could tell people looking at me. Yes, right? Like always a good feeling. Always like I'd get the looks up and down. I would get the like the little tap, look at this guy. Like I felt like Marlin, right?

I felt like him. Like you know what I mean? I've never looked that good. Can I say something about Marlin? Let's just talk about. Hotest guy I've ever seen dude. Like literally the hottest guy on earth. If you don't know who Marlon, he's a Twitch streamer, I would lick ice cream off his chest. go into a place that I'm not going to go with you. Like, imagine, like, a little bit of fondue, like a fondue found at Golden Corral, the bottom of it's Marlin. We're definitely going to run into him in public.

Yeah, no, that's, it's kind of weird that you just set that precedent. Like, you're going to see him. Yeah. And he now, through Internet, might say, you said you wanted to lick my chest. No, I don't say I want you. I would, though. Like I'm saying, like, I would understand, I understand the appeal. Oh, like, if it came down to it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, someone's like, hey, you gotta do that right now. You have no problem. Yeah, no, this is how I would go. Ask me to do it. Hey, uh, you gotta, do you wanna lick fondue off my chest? I'm Marlin. No.

You sure? Yeah, I want to. That's all it is. It just takes it one more. I literally just said, you sure? You go, yeah, come on. That's all it takes. Oh, especially, especially, because you're looking at me and you said at the second one.

I guarantee you staring at the man that you're, willing to lick? Um, my pants are hot. Have we seen Marlin? Oh, I'm confident in myself. Hey, you know, okay, so you know those, um, there's accounts. Oh, I know, I know my score would be low too.

There's accounts on TikTok that their whole thing, they're like graphic designers, they have a software, whatever, and there's basically a ratio of like the perfect face. Yeah. And it's like, oh, I've seen that. The nose is, his is like pretty close. It's not perfect, but there's very minimal things they had to do. My shit, they'd be like, oh.

Like, they'd be dragging the head in a lot. It'd be like, keep going. Come on, come on. You got a pencil, too, bring it in. Cheeks, I would be messed up. But his was, like, pretty close. Okay, so I say it to say, whenever I was attractive, I would get stares and walks,

and people would come up to me and, like, hit on me, right? Yeah. It was, like, that's what I knew I was hot. It hasn't happened in forever until this week. Oh. Oh, hold on. Now, Papa getting, Papa getting hit on. One of...

Papa Pete can hit on. Okay, Papa. One of the most confusing slash scary things happened to me this week. Oh, God. I'm buckling in. 100% of true story. And it has bothered me. And I feel like it's going to come out on the internet.

What the fucking happened? Like, it's going to publicly happen on, like, it's going to come out. Did you strike somebody? No. No. No. No, sir. No, sir.

No, sir. No violence. So this is... Somebody, like, hit on me, but I think it's going to be public. Okay, now, yeah, you got to start talking. I don't know. I am, I'm now sweating. Because if it's public, I, oh.

So this Saturday, I was walking through the mall by myself as I am, right? Okay. I'm walking. Way too frequently. Like, God, you have friends. You have phones. You don't want anyone with you. I was walking through the mall by myself, right?

And through the rear, a woman comes up right beside me, taps me. Excuse me, excuse me. I look at the woman, right? Pretty girl Nice Right pretty girl Glass is on Makeup done

Right No I go Describe her outfit Head to toe And she goes Hey And I said

Hi She says Um Hey sorry to bother you I need help With directions And I go Okay

I'll try Don't don't you act Like you don't have That f***ing Ball back Like the back of your hand No but if you know You can be like

You go 700 steps So you're going to take a sharp right. There's going to be a guy named Ernesto. He's going to offer you a bottle of water to say no, keep going. No, but if you know me, anytime somebody gives me directions or anytime somebody asks directions from me, I panic. And you lie. That's my triggering question, right? So immediately she asked me, hey, I need help with directions.

Panic mode ensues. Oh, my God. I'm not good with directions. Oh, my God. You verbally accosted her. She goes, she goes, I need help with directions. I say, okay, I'll try. She goes, oh, like she's confused.

She goes, or are you not from here? Oh, she's aggressive. And I go, no, I am, but I'm horrible at directions. Playing the humble bag? She replies saying, it's okay. I wasn't really looking for physical directions. I was looking for directions to your heart. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I know you were f***. And I don't know what, like, I don't know what my body did, but I looked and I was a couple steps away. It was like an impulse step back. Like, I went to full defense mode because I'm scared of that. I'm scared of it. Oh, my, I'm sorry.

Can we please vote in that? She goes, not physical directions, but directs it to your heart. You go, whoa. You just like, oh, whoa, hold on now. But my natural thing is because I was really expecting, like, I was going to have. have to lie to her and tell her directions. I didn't know the directions. You're discombobulated. Right? And so she hits me with that smoke bomb. And so I'm all disoriented. I think I literally went, I think I ought to be went, ooh. Because her response was, did that work? Now you put me

in a predicament. She, this, was, was her name Steph, last name of Curry? She is, I mean, she is as bold as they come. Did that work? But look, in my position in life, right? My current status. No, ma'am. I'm in a situation. Yeah. So I go, oh, I'm sorry. I got a girlfriend. I literally, no, I feel bad. No, I feel bad. But you should feel good on the same front. No, yes, but I saw her knees buckle. She got two inches shorter because that was a bold thing to say and a bold thing to do. She really went, pooh-pooh. And God bless you, due to your mental state of being anxious and now in smoke-bomb, you probably went, no, I have a girlfriend. It didn't come off. smooth right i don't think it came out smooth but then she goes she goes back down to her phone

and starts to do something on her phone and she goes yeah it seems like all the attractive ones have girlfriends and i was like okay what are you looking at your phone yeah i'm like what the figure to answer me now yeah i was like why are you looking at your phone she looks back up at me she has rayband like meta glasses on i think she was recording me And so now I'm like, oh shit, I'm going to be on the internet. So I asked her name. I said, what's your name? And she told me, I said, oh, it's so nice to meet you, right?

Oh, my God. I don't know if she was recording me. I don't want to put that on there. But she 100% had the Rayband, the meta joints. She had the gray band meta glasses on. Did you see the little LED light indicator? No. Ooh.

So I go back. I go up, I continue my shopping after that. I feel bad because I've never rejected somebody before. Like, you know, I've never done it. I don't, I, well, not, because people don't come up to me. Oh my God, you easy. Hey, you're cute. Come with me.

What the f***? You never said no. I'm a thought. It's fast. No, no, it's just because women don't really hit on me. And if they do, I'll just give them a fake number. But in the predicament I am in, I can't even do that. I don't want to do that.

Yes. Oh, my, oh, my God. This is, this is incredible. No, okay, but look, it gets crazier. I go up to Zara, right? I'm in Zara looking at clothes. I'm still trying to reel from what just happened. I'm like, I saw her knees buckled.

I physically watched her almost ditty bop. I'm checking out the jackets, right? And from my peripheral, I see a silhouette of a woman walk past. I turned my head to look. The same woman that just asked for my number and I had to reject in front of people was walking right past me. holding hands with a six-foot-eight NFL-looking player. And I literally was like, holy shit.

And she, like, kept looking at me like this. My heart, I can't say nothing to him. If I say something to him, he thinks I'm lying, I'm dead. Yeah, you're going through the ground. Biggest man I've ever seen, Derek Henry is holding her hand, right? Oh, terrifying. I continue down the mall I mind my business that's nothing to do with me right I leave I'm like I don't want nothing to do with that I want nothing to do with that right I'm walking through

the mall some more I'm walking out of lulu limon who's standing outside of lulu limon Derek Henry and the woman the woman is standing out there not with the six eight dude I just saw her with she's talking to a group of four dudes putting her number in one of their phones. Am I wrong for being jealous now? What? Am I wrong? You are jealous after that?

You didn't want just me. I'm not good. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, buddy. She wanted anything in the world that has a you know what. It sounds like. But who was holding her hand?

And that was the next tallest big glass of chocolate milk she can find. Oh, he, he, he, oh, man, there's nothing I got even close to his. He doesn't have your personality. He doesn't have his, he knows a three-point stance and you don't have what? What'd you just say? What'd you just say? What did you just say? 50% off on royalty, you want to hear it, I just said, 50% off all week.

That is a, I think it's fair to say, A, technically, bullets not dodged. Now, the very incriminating thing, they can't happen. Yeah. Her Rayban meta footage hits internet. You lied about everything. You go, dang, girl, yeah, here's my number. Oh, my God. She AIs me. She a-is me. Oh, my God. She AI's me. And I'm literally going, this. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can you imagine watching that video? She's like, just like doing, she was looking down, scrolling through the phone.

She goes, yeah, it seems like they all have boy, uh, girlfriends looks up. You're like, oh my God. That is, I mean, holy shit. I got more stories from that mall trip. That is a lot to unpack. Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was the ego in me that I was jealous because like, what the the fuck has to be. Yeah.

Like, what the. I'm not good enough I'm just kidding it's not right to call women that it's a joke oh I think my great I'm telling the line today I think my that's fine

I think my greatest takeaway is that you were you're just the little fast thing yeah you never said no yeah we just you just name dropped yourself as being a like that is all you said

I've never said no no girl it's unbelievable that sounds crazy but it's because I rarely get hit on like that and if I do I'll just put in a fake number or I go by my alias which is Steve. So you all do know that.

She goes, I'm at this, he's like six, seven black. His name was Steve, though. That's kind of weird, but I kind of like it, girl. She shows a picture to you like this. Yeah. Something. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of me and

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I had a realization that I need to change my ways when it comes to football season. Being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, and I'm not like it's at a certain point it's not good for my family how primal and angry I can become watching the Dallas Cowboys dude watching sports in general you are a no you are a bad person to watch sports with now I know I get heated I love the basketball is a little different yeah I know all the ends and outs of basketball football I don't I love football but I don't know like ultra deep dive film yeah you can't tell me what a cover two is

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I literally caught myself turning around looking at my son with a face of fear in his eyes because I'm sitting there the TV

mother like screaming at it like block somebody and he's just sitting there like this like he's like fainting at me so my wife's getting mad at me.

Yeah. My other family members are like, this is like not a good look. Yeah. My son's getting scared, and all I'm thinking about is Dak Prescott. And it's crazy. You don't have money on the game. I don't have a single parlay. You don't have a single money line.

No fantasy. No fantasy team. It is a pure fandom. I want my cowboys to win. And I am literally becoming a caveman at this TV. And I had, bro, I had to ask two things. Why do you think I am like that? And it's great.

You said I'm the worst to watch sports. Yeah. And why are you not like that? Like, I've watched you watch sports, especially players you care about. We used to watch the Bron and the finals. We were always just kind of like this. Oh, dude, go Bron. Dude, sick block.

I'm like hitting my fridge as he blocked Iguodala. I'm like, back by like breaking in my house. One therapy is necessary, right? It is better help. One is like you have something in you that you don't know how to regulate so you take it out on the cowboys, right? That's because of something else. That's not because of sports.

That's like, you got to see, like, it's like because you have to clean your plate as a kid. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, God. I mean, that's a, that's a documentary in itself. Oh, my God, dude. But the second thing is, after you stopped playing competitive sports, you lost your purpose. That is, that is low and stinging. Wow.

After I stopped competing in collegiate division two sports, I lost my purpose of life. Holy sh-all in under 500? Yeah, but no, well, no, we might have been above last year, above 500 last year. It's close. It was not like a championship. Oh, it wasn't, no. We weren't one seed going to the tournament by any means. No, I, it was, no.

Well, genuinely, I said that in a harsh way, but no. But, yeah. I mean, I might, I think I'm going to, I'm going to politely disagree with that day. No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but it's true. I think I have purpose, going now, being a friend, being a father, maybe a father would be, being a husband, being all those things, those are big purposes in my life. I'm, I'm, I said that in a, in a, in a very stingy way, but the principle of it is true because like, purpose and competitiveness, right? Because I went to go play pickup basketball with you and I, you were unrecognizable. It's on my Twitter.

YouTube channel. It came as unrecognizable. I'm like, Tony, screen left. I'm like, hit the gap. Get there, get out. Payton's look like this. Oh, chat.

Wow, I'm out of shape, chat. Oh, God. Oh, wow, God. Hey, someone said five subs. I'll literally airball here. He's like, I'll point shape right now. I'll throw the game. And I'm literally like, set to spain.

I'm like, yeah. Dude, and there's like, we're in a public gym where there's like eight, like, little league girl volleyball practice happening. A lot of volleyball that night. And they're scared. And Gamma's cussing out 30-year-old men that just got

off of their chase accounting job. You know what I mean? 100%. And I'm not going to lie. I did. I spook that one girl, too. The ball rolled into the other court, and they're fully playing volleyball. And I literally was like downhill head of steam. I was like, coming after the ball.

And the girl looks up and just sees that. And I'm probably beat red. Eyes are sunken in in black. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah, you said, move. Yeah, I'm like, move. grab the ball, push the girl, go back up, check off. Like, yeah, it's, yeah.

I think I really do think it's because I, innately, am very competitive person in, like, games and stuff like that. Like, day-to-day life, like, shit that is like, I don't know, like ego or whatever, stuff like that, I'm never competitive with people. Like, I don't give a, like, I don't-

That's not true. That is not true. You're insufferable to play board games with. To play board games. I'm saying, I'm talking about, I don't care. I thought you said outside of sports. No, I'm saying outside of games, sports, stuff like that.

I'm never the type, like, my car is on your car. That's not true either. Oh, my God, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I'll be in the car with Cam.

He'll be in my car. He'll be my passenger princess, right? Looking cute. I'll be grabbing that bitch die, right? I'll be, we're in the car. Right. I'm your foot up like this. I'm driving.

Whoa. I'm driving. Cam's in the passenger, right? And I'll be like, I'll see a Kia drive by. And I'll be like, Kim, their key is way better than yours. Who goes, stop, play with me. My twin turbo extra engines. 2026, that, 223, that broke.

That's because only when you say that, and I know it's in the sanctity of our car. I'm talking about to a random person. You have the worst key in your neighborhood. No, I don't. No, I literally don't. See? I literally don't.

See? I do not. Okay, well, you can't say that, though. You can't say that. Like, why, what makes you, what gives you the right to say? say that. You're not God, my father. Who are you? Who are you to say that? Mother I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. No, but that is inaccurate and not true. Yeah. It's okay. Oh, let's bring out the devil aside man.

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Cayman Jacks! The You Should Know Podcast. Yeah. Dude, speaking of sports, do you... Speaking of sports, do you remember the worst commercial of all time? Now, before you reveal it... Okay, give me the era. Give me the year this was.

We were still probably watching, like, Drake and Josh, around that time. Stanley Steamer? No, that makes your carpet cleaner. Dude, God, that was such a good jingle. Those little clay guys at one point, they looked so good. Cam, you definitely, no, no, no. You definitely know the worst commercial of all time.

Okay. Okay. Try to dog walk me to do it. Sports. Oh, my God. Coach. I touched it off. I touched it. It's out on me.

Thank you, Daniel. Dude, I touch the ball before it went out, coach. Is the worst commercial. of all time. That is the... Now, let's be objective. If we are talking about the goal of what that is to make it,

it's arguably one of the greatest because they made the goal of a commercial is for your product, whatever, to be seen. I don't even think that's what they tried to do. No, no, they didn't, but they got lucky. You're right. So many people talked about how stupid and bad this was that it was everywhere, so now you just got all these free views.

Now, the actual commercial itself is literally the biggest, biggest piece of... Bro. Oh! If you don't know what we're talking about, basically, I don't know what the commercial is for. And that's the crazy part. It's like honesty commercial.

It's like literally trying to tell you to be honest, I think. That's what the commercial is about. There's not even a nonprofit. We're not selling you anything. Just be honest, I guess. Like, that's stupid. No, there has to be a company, a website, something.

Somebody looked that up. What was that for? We have no clue, but continue. We have no idea what they're trying to sell you. So look, if you don't know what the commercial is, Basically is this commercial where it's a championship game of a basketball game, a championship basketball game, right? God, it's a weird color hue over the commercial.

It's like copper. It's a bad luck. So they're playing this basketball game, championship game. The crowd's going wild. There's this play where two players go for the ball and it goes out of bounds. The ref calls out of bounds on the wrong team. The player goes, the team that's happy that they got the call wrong, they run back in the huddle. one dude that just runs back to the huddle, like, with his head down.

And the coach is like, coach, and he's all right, we got this, you know. He's like, we won the game now. It's our ball. We won. We're good. And this kid is in the back like this. Sitting there. His team's hype.

He's literally behind everyone like this. Just sitting there. And then what does he say? He goes, I guess I asked him like, what's wrong or something? Yeah, I don't remember. He literally goes, I touched the ball. Everybody goes, what the fuck you just said? He goes, I touched the ball before.

went out. They go, what the you just say? He goes, I touched the ball for one out, coach. Everybody's like looking, like, kind of like, befuddled, right? This is the crazy shipper. The guy. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, the coach.

His teammates are looking at it. The coach goes, whatever the kid's name is. Daniel. Yeah. It's always good to be honest. I appreciate your honesty. Then the player. Yeah. No, he goes, so the player. goes to the ref goes to the rest and he tells the ref like you see the him and the ref huddley he was like hey by the way i'm going to lose my team the championship game even the

players like it's a championship game yeah it's a championship game he goes i touch the ball four went out he runs to the the ref tells him the refs which will not happen which should not happen that can't happen they run back to the he he runs back to the huddle the team wants to jump him yeah and then the coach goes hey that's when he says it yeah Good call. Yeah. Good God. You.

Imagine. Oh, my God. That is the, oh, he's getting his. Yes, okay. Imagine in a college basketball setting, we all play a college basketball. Oh, my God, no. The year-long grind, it takes to get to a championship game, what would happen if one of your teammates would have done that? Payton, regardless the teammate.

My coach, our coach in college, if I came into the huddle and said, Coach, I touched the ball for it, went out. He literally go, and he would choke me by the throat and probably go, and spin my face, throw me to the end of the bitch, stomp his heel, and then he would be, it would never get to my teammates. First of all, it would never, ever get to anyone beside, I let me go, coach, I touched the ball for one out. He would choke me and literally go, what the f***ed you said?

He would literally have, he would be beat red and he would throw me behind the bitch. And I'm not exaggerated. Dude. Oh, my, your scholarship's gone. Like, you can't. Oh, my God. Yeah, I go back. My locker is literally bombs.

Yeah. My locker's no, it's just, it's excavated. My locker's not there. It's concrete. Any sign of Payton Hardin or Camp Kennedy is gone from this scene. Oh, my God. Now, the teammates in college basketball, real basketball, not this, commercial. Your teammates, I don't think y'all understand this.

They would, they'd, they'd, someone would probably physically. punch you. Yeah. In that huddle in front of the crowd. Yes. Someone with the lily pop to say, what the fuck? It's just straight to the wrist.

You just gut your s'm so quick to where you can't breathe. You would never make it outside that huddle to go talk to a referee. Yeah, your assistant coach goes Johnson. You're in. You're just like, I touched the, motherfucker. Yeah, that would never happen. Oh, my God. And the fact that they think the guy can just solo trot to the ref.

Excuse me, Mr. Referee. I touched the ball. It should be the other team's ball. And then the ref goes, oh, wow, good job. Let's go ahead and switch. Honesty. You're all. Honesty.

New state champion. Oh, that's what it was. The end of the commercial said, honesty, pass it on. You. I can't say that. That's what it said. Oh, oh my God. That is the, that's the worst commercial or arguably the best commercial of all time.

That is, in terms of getting, they paid for one slot, that lives on the internet. forever. I think this new generation hasn't seen it, so I can't wait for this to get like clipped and then they go see it. Dude, oh my God. I want to go talk to the writer's room of that. Oh man. See, no, but the honesty, let's just be honest. Honesty's not always the best thing. Oh my God, you're about to get K Rob. Like honesty's good, right? It's not always necessarily the right thing to do. Example, my father and me when I was younger. Yeah. My wife literally a couple nights ago, asked,

oh my God, I can't wait for Malachi to come home from school and put his little drawings on the fridge. And I choked

on my fajitable. I literally went, are you okay? I was like, yeah, I never got to experience that. She goes, what?

I said, yeah, I'd bring my art home and my dad said it was so bad. He put it on the side of the fridge where no one could see it. It literally

wasn't good enough to go on the front of the fridge. So that is an example. That is. That is a, that is a, that's a man. Like, he said, this is my fridge, my home, I pay bills. That sucks. It's not getting displayed.

Side of the fridge, no one can see. That's sad. That's sad. That's sad. Are you going to display Malikais? If he comes home with some. I don't know. But that brings me to the thing.

Honesty. Yeah. That's brutal, right? Very. I'm six. So it's traumatizing. I'm missing eight teeth. I'm like,

he could at least be like, oh, that's a beautiful tree. It looks great. He looks great and put it up there. He said, shit sucks, kid. But now I don't draw anymore. So because of that,

it's like, it's, I don't know, honesty's good, never enough to lose your entire team and shitty and school of championship.

Yeah, honesty is never. Sometimes honesty's overrated. Yeah, like, well, I mean, yes. Oh, yes. Honestly, it's all about,

yeah. It's all, honestly, honesty. Here we go. I just wanted to see if you remembered that. That is, that is, oh my God, that's the funniest. That is the worst commercial of all time.

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Woo! Me and Cam, we love to play games. We love how y'all interact with our games. We're going to be doing the viral game that you can see all over TikTok. We're playing the viral game. Bring a random item to work game. Oh, oh. It's a shi bag pack.

This is a great bag. This is a Nike black on black miller. military tactical bag. It's a tactical. How long have you had that bag? I've had this bag for about two years. I've had this bag for about two years. It's a great bag.

It gets me to and fro work. That's only two years worth of... It literally looks like you've had that since seventh grade. That bag is deflated and injured. This bag has not been injured. This is not deflated, and it's probably dusty because our working conditions. It looks like you did a tour in Iraq with that bag. I had to save the U.S. Secretary in this.

Yes, but this is my... my bag. All right. I got my bag, too. I got my bag. Ooh! Let's talk about his bag just so he can talk about my nice Louis Vuitton. It's a replica.

No, the f***. It's not. No, it's not. We're just going to end it right there. What? I didn't know. I won't get that bag, Jake. Well, I didn't know we were showing the bags on camera.

Oh, my God. It's you bring an item in your bag and then you reveal it. You think we're just going to. Spawn it in our hand. So basically this game is bring a random item to work game. We had to bring three items. The only rule of this game is these are items that had to be in your house. Yes, you have to own them.

You couldn't go out to the store and go buy them. So you're supposed to bring three random items from home. Me and Cam do not know what's in each other's bags. Yes, no clue. The person that is not pulling out items will have water in their mouth during the pullout. Oh, good morning to you. Oh, my God, you'll have something in your mouth. You want to go first?

I'll go first, sure. I'll go first, you know, a little freak. Okay. Honestly, Cam, your house is bare. I'm not, I'm sure 99% of the things you're about to pull out are kids' toys. Okay. That was a big, big gold dog. That was so much water in your mouth.

How the f*** did you fit that much water? You literally went, gu-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-g. You kept going, bro. What the hell? I didn't know you were a fatt water bass. You just went, like a pellet. Now get me through the week right there. All right, water.

That is incriminating. I literally, oh. That is. All right, water's going in. All right, here we go. For my first item, ladies and gentlemen, I I brought something a little freaky What the fuck is that?

Me and Liv have had a lot of good nights with dancing. That just not going your wife. No, it can. No, it doesn't. Oh, dude, I was going to say, you know, we got to cut this game. This game's got to end. I was going to say, like, it's game has to end. No, this is a bottle cleaner.

It's bottles. You put it in, then you go Yeah, see, I got a lot of that motion in my life Sorry, yeah, this is a bottle cleaner Very random What kind of baby bottles? Baby bottles? Baby bottles.

I told you it's gonna be baby shi. Yeah. Okay, okay, that's normal. Dad, I'm a father, yeah, okay. Okay, that was a good first item. On first item, yeah, we're warming up. All right, my turn. You see that.

My turn. Oh, God. This is from my house. This is from the hardened residence. Oh, let me unsip my leather louis. I'll put more water in there, make it full. I don't have a freak mouth like you. My mouth was full just now.

You literally could get half a butt. You should have got more water. All right, here we go. Oh, this guy's hydrated king. You ready? Mm-hmm. All right. My first item from my house is Big Mouth Billy Bass.

Either there's a song I wrote, like watching a note for note, don't worry. Big mouth Billy Bass. You remember him? Vintage. How did I not think of that? I was literally trying to think. What is he going to bring?

That mother's shit sits on your mantle. Every day. Every day. It's his fucking Jamaican Bob Marley voice on a... He has two songs. Don't really like that one, so I just go with this. I want your thing is note for a note. Don't let it.

Big mouth, Billy Bass. This is my first one. Okay, that's solid. Oh my God. Sometimes I like to pull my finger in his mouth. Oh, no, yeah. You're a freak.

You're a, you're on freak. It feels good when he's talking. Okay. Oh, my God, I got water in my... Oh, I can't show. I spit water in my bag. All right. Now this one right here.

All right. This is deep lure. Let me put water on. This number two for me is deep lore. Deep lore. Mm-hmm. Ready? Mm-hmm.

A one of 500 limited edition memorial plate of Larry Bird. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Swear to God, this is literally, oh, one of five thousand, rather. This was made in 1991. And I don't know why it's a memorial, because Larry Bird is very much a lot. Yeah. First of all, wait, what, why is it need an authentification? Like, somebody painted that.

What do you mean authentication? No, there was only 5,000 ever made. And this is, this is, this is plate number one, two, one, five. Very, very. I'm not going to lie. The idea of it's cool. The Great White Hope. Somebody made that in their kitchen, they said one to five thousand and printed out certificate of all the,

Larry Bird doesn't know that exists. Oh, yeah, no, Larry Bird does not make any money from this plate, but it is very unique. Didn't even know you like Larry Bird. Very cool. Yeah, well, you got to have at least one white guy. in the sport of basketball that you hold deer. For me, it's Larry and Dirk. Great White Hope is my second item.

Do you eat off that? It's never been graced with a fork, spoon, or knife. Will you for a special occasion? Never. I won't. Well, maybe, maybe I could. I could eat off Larry's chin. Eat right off that little, oh my God, that mustache.

I mean, that mother, dude, he does not look like a hooper dog. No, no, no, he doesn't know. He does not look like a hooper. That's your great white hope. This is my great white hope. This is who we used to pray to back in the day and we wanted to jump higher. Honestly, Kim.

Oh, God. At what point did you decide to? get that. Oh, exactly. It was a gift passed down through generations. Wait, your dad had it? Uh, Olivia's grandpa. Pretty much one dad said, man, that's cool play. He said, take it. I said, all right. Where's the certificate of authenticity? Let that at the house because that would count as my third and final item. So this was the only one right here. Yeah, Larry Bird, Great White Hope Memorial, but the man's still breathing plate. That's pretty cool. Okay, pretty cool. Decent. That's nice. Oh, you were, oh, dude, during show and tell,

oh, people just felt bad for your home. People are like, oh, he's less fortunate. Okay, we said from our home, and this is, this is some good... Where does that rest at in your house? On a, on a shelf in my office, right above my workspace. I don't know, it's like I have Larry looking over me, like protecting me with his weird shot. I did not know about the Larry lore in your house. He sits there. He's well, hell alive.

And think about it. That was made in 91. It was like a hit out on Larry Bird or something. It's been 30 years since that play was made, and that's a memorial. If I Google that play, it's worth 12 cents. Probably, probably zero value. All right, here we go. You're number two.

All right. My second item. Now, I forgot I had this item, but it means a lot to me. My second item is a commemorative East High. It's an East High. I don't know if it's a purse or not. It's not a purse. It's not a purse.

It's not a purse. It's not a purse. It's not a purse. That bitch is a purse, dog. That's a per, that's not a lunchbox. And there's a little secret, Zach Efron charm on it. Peyton.

You, Peyton? No, never used. Why the hell is that in pristine condition? That has net, you have net, you bought that, and it is genuinely, has been sitting and never used. Well, the fact. I don't know, I need you unzip it. If it's not insulated on the inside, it's not a box.

That's a purse. Oh my God, you have a purse. Oh, my God, do you have a Zach? Oh, there's things in here. What? There's things, yeah. Well, look, we got, there's two little salt packets that come with the thing. I don't know what that's for.

Yeah, keep it fresh. Pair of chopsticks. What? You have used that as a lunchbox. The pair of chopsticks and two $100 chips from the El Cortez in Las Vegas. I don't know what is tickling my brain more. The fact that you have a Zach Efron with a heart-bedazzled bag charm on it. Yeah, he's cute.

Perst slash lunchbox. Or the fact that you have $200 in liquid cash that you have not cashed in in a Vegas casino. I don't even remember going to El Cortez. Oh. It's really cool. Oh, my God. I don't even know how to use chopsticks. So the fact that these are in here.

Oh, my God. Just pass me. Why the fuck do you have that? That's cool, no? No! High School Music is the best movie trilogy of all time. That's not true, but there's a full-blown bag charm on it. Yeah, it was Zach.

Like, that is literally 11-year-old females buy that bag. And 26-year-old. And you were a 26-year-old man. I don't know when I bought this. I was probably like 23. That looks like it's decent quality. Feel it? That's good leather.

God, it's leather. Yeah, I don't know how much it cost, but don't know where I got it from. I don't really remember. No, you've never used this. I probably, apparently, you got $200 with that. Was this with you in Vegas? Has this been on your person or in your bag? Oh, I am with you in Vegas.

Remember that time we were super drunk in Vegas? Yeah, we were super drunk in Vegas when I was just like trying to buy shit to take home. I think I bought that. I was drunk. That's why all the weird... I don't really remember, though. You barely even like sushi.

Why is there chopsticks? I don't know how to use chopsticks, Cam. This is... Okay, for my... This is not a lunchbox. Are you trying to take the money? No, this is a purse. That's a lunchbox, bro.

No, this is a purse. taking the 200 degrees. You have two, that, I, yeah. No, honestly, don't break my lunchbox. I broke your purse. Give me my lunchbox. I don't even know who you are at this point.

You can't say, based on the two things I've brought so far, I have a fun home. You have the home of a, I mean, genuinely, you have the home of like a, like a crackhead. Like, there's, that's the, you have a bass that sings you, like, reggae music.

and you have a memorabilia purse with a heart Zach Efron bag charm on it that has $200 to the El Cortez inside. What the actual... Okay, your last one. Oh, my God. All right. Oh, I don't even know what to do.

I don't even know. I have a couple in here. Oh, God, okay. Okay. Can you go a little quicker? I think I have a cavity, so the cold water is really hurting that back molar. Just go a little quicker, please. Dude, I'm not joking.

Okay. For my last one, I have a two-for-one special. One of them is something I know you guaranteed do not own. That is a collegiate diploma. I have my diploma to the institution of Arkansas Tech University. Second one I know you've never touched, held, or used. toot flute. This is a two flute. This is not a used

two flute, but it's a two flute nonetheless. This is instrumentation that has to be used on my son when he's too constipated. The flute goes into his rectum. Oh, Malachi! And out comes the poop or the gas. Now, okay. We were told to bring three items. So one of those things was recreationally in your bag. Yeah, I believe it's the tube flu. And I don't, because I did not, I did not bring this, but I saw it in the bag when I opened it deep and wide. Two flute was heavy on hand. We went through about 30 of these. Now, contrary to popular belief, you are not blowing into said flute. I don't really think I need to know how the two flu works. You just lube up the end. It's Cameron. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Can I see your degree? I've never held one. And guess what? The crazy part is the real thing's not in there. The real thing's not in there. This is, this is literally not the real degree. It's an email printed out. The real degree I have in a safe. Why?

No one can get to it. No one wants it. A couple people do. Can they steal your idea if they get your degree? A couple people died making that degree. On behalf of the faculty, administration, students, and staff, alumni of Arkansas Tech University, I extend congratulations on your achievement today.

Oh, keep reading. You are now entering the ranks of our already successful alumni. Given your tax returns last year, $1.25 million. No, does not say that at all. We would love for you to become a part of, wow, they want you to, they want you to donate. It's a donor letter. They are stingy though.

Dude, I get a text every month, every month. Our Tech Alumni Association, give us money. So this is, so you spent $40,000. I spent nothing, but. You spent $40,000 for an envelope that they made for like what. Robbie, how much is it cost in China? I give it a buck. I was going to say buck 25.

That was my third. Thanks, buddy. All right. I wanted to bring something that I knew you had never even great. No. I lost my high school one, too.

God, dude. I think I lost it right before I left. I thought you said you got a GED. Look, I thought that's when you graduate high school. No. I don't know. Holy fucking air ball.

All right. This is my third and final item. Stop, Cam. I'm not sure if you know if that's used or not. It's not used. Get the water. You want to hit a that tooth. Toot Flute pack?

That Toot flu gets your highest. Yeah, that's my You see Zoron. I'm smoking that old Toot poot. Hey, $50 a gram for that good old Toot Flute. All right, here we go. God, there's a lot of weight in that bag still.

Well, I just have a bunch of random items. Here we go. Oh, a dollar. Nice. Okay, that's a lot of money. All right. who's that a polar rate of it's a polar rate of you and your wife

that's not my last item all right now my okay let's be serious my final item is very personal to me I went back home to Austin this last week right and I forgot that we did this so I brought it back with me okay

no this person so don't laugh I'm not kidding I'm not joking. Stop laughing, CJ. I'm not laughing. You remember my first pet. I had a turtle. And as a kid, we hollowed his shell. We hollowed a shell. His life ended early. So as a kid, I was very distraught.

And my dad took him somewhere. I don't remember where. And he came back with his shell. And I forgot it. He was in here, it was. It's a real turtle. It's my, this is, I don't, I don't really remember his name. I think it was just jaws.

And I saw it in my parents, so I brought it back. And I'm glad we did this game because I've had him for a week. feel my pet turtle look at the inside of you can see his spine no no no

no Josh dude that's gross oh my god no no no your dad is pannable your dad is the Texas shantsalmasker that bitch is

he is gutted from the inside I got snot all over me right now We were very sad in the children, and so we, I get, my dad wanted to make, like, less than the blow. Did he epoxy his shell? I don't really know. That bitch is smooth. It is smooth. Josh was a very beautiful turtle.

No, no, no. You can see this, like, you can see vertebrae inside. Oh, no, no, you can see all of them right there. No, no, Peyton, Peyton, no. It's like an old attic. No, no. Oh, my God. I don't, I kind of need to.

You sniff this, you get high. Oh, I guarantee. I guarantee that's like a hit of some hardcore. God, he's got some weight to him, man. Dude, Josh was a big turtle. It meant a lot to me. Peyton, what the fuck, dude? You can, I can, this is kind of creeping me out.

Like, I'm being honest, this is kind of creep me out. No, no, no, once you get over the initial spook of it all, it becomes very like. God, it's like pure calcium. Yeah, dude, it means a lot to us. No, no, I can see, is that cobwebs? You know, well, it's been here for a while. It's like seven. Peyton, this, okay, no.

It's about 20-year-old shell right there. No, no, but I'm not kidding. You have to think about what you're telling me. Yeah. this shell is intact right oh yeah your father no he decimated that turtle no he didn't do that your father went to that turtle like anakin did to the villagers he said i killed them all well no okay let's be honest he jaws's life was taken early there wasn't much of the inside of that shell left it was a it was a rough scene and we walked into it as children so this is like skin

bro there's like oh there's like skin on the inside i can see his burp no no can i get please please because you dropped them once. No, you dropped them one. And so Jaws is now going to be a part of the YSK set. He used to walk around like this, too. Don't, dude.

Dude. Ooh, I'm coming to get you lettuce. I'm coming to get your lettuce. And we'd call him Jaws because he would bite. And then he passed, and your dad went, come here, buddy. You know what? You don't appreciate Jaws.

Don't put him in the purse. Don't put him in the purse. It's not going on lunchbox. a purse with $200 of the old Cortez. What the... You have a, like, a... That's like if I brought my dead cat, Sammy. Why would you bring...

No. No, no, that's literally, like if I went to my parents' backyard and dug up the paper box that she's buried in, and I said, look at my old cat. Yeah, if you brought the whipped out of a skeleton. If you brought the box, that would be the same. I think you broke my purse. No, that is the equivalent.

Jaws never like being confined. He's still fighting, but... He's still fighting. He's like, let me out of it! Jaws and $200 for the L. Cortez has revived him. No, you broke the purse. No, Jaws really did not like his tank. So this is like a, oh my God, you're getting PTSD.

You broke the, Jaws broke the purse. He said, you did it. I'm doing it again. That's a purse. You broke my purse. You have a dead turtle in a purse. What are we doing? Robbie, you have something too?

Well, yeah, I knew we were doing this, and so I just thought like. Oh my God, do we water up? Oh, yeah, it's water up. It's water up. Okay. All right First of all, it's the biggest bag

Why did you bring no No, no, you brought a gym bag You have dumbbells You have 20 pound dumbbells in there No, definitely not However I think you'll be surprised With what I brought

The first item I bought this Not because I care about it But in hopes That it would be valuable one day Okay, nothing crazy But it's a Mr. Beast lunchbox

You know? And so, So I figured, you know, who knows? One day, maybe, he's, you know, who knows what that's going to be worth one day? You bought a Feastable's Lunchbox? Feastable's lunchbox. That means you bought that in the last two years. Mr. Beast, correct.

It's mass produced in Walmart. Yeah, but the point is. That's not going to be valuable. The point is, is one day it might be. Okay. All his charitable work, you never know. All right, item one. It's actually a really cool box.

I know. Payton's like, I want it. Item two. This was just an absolute. Impulse by, thought it would be a great idea. Is that my shoe? You have your own? Maybe.

That's how I met his son in those. I got killed on the internet. Those are, are they comfortable? They're not bad. They're not bad. Not bad at all. You bought your own? He could be twin toes.

Last item. It's my prized possession. and thought I'd bring it along today. It's my belt! It's my belt! You went to my house? At your lunchbox and slides! The champ does what he wants.

And for anybody wondering where Robbie's facing 90 days in prison? I got your calls to... Can't see me. He literally, he just robbed my house. He went to your house and robbed you. I literally saw him today driving towards my house on the way to the studio. And I was like, why the fuck Robbie? What the fuck, Robbie?

I just moved in. I didn't have anything. So I said, I'll go scourning this. Okay, water up one last time. Water up one last time. Water up one last time. Water up one last time. I had one more item.

It just kind of just goes to my childhood But I I bought this recently as a full man that pays taxes To the federal government It's a Yu-Gi-O structure deck The saga of the Blue Eyes White Dragon It's playable tournament ready And it's very solid

The spell and trap power is unmatched For a structure deck Just brought this To showcase it It also comes with a play mat Matt Has the blue-eyes white dragon and the azure dragon. With no intention of playing.

Have you ever played this? All the time. With who? On tour, I bought another deck. I brought the structure deck to the entering the dark world for me and CJ to try to teach him, Mugio. He couldn't comprehend it.

Put him back in my bag. There's two things I've learned about this game. One, Cam's house, he needs more fun in it. Cam literally has no fun in his home. He brought a plate, a cleaner, and a flute. and his degree we need to Cam to get outside the house

we need to help him second thing is Robbie's a felon and it is he has stolen my most prized possessions first of all thank you for reminding me I had that Feastables lunchbox

it looked familiar and I was like why when you whipped it out I said I'm pretty sure he has that and then he pulled out the slide I said that is way too big

for his little hop god my new spinner belt that literally hasn't touched environment yet It hasn't been outside of environment. It's been in my home. It's on a sweaty character. It's been on,

it's been on the sweatiest guy, I know. But you're not off the fucking chain either. In a $12. No, no, you're not off the time. Oh, okay, prick. You're not off the chain either. You are a freak. I need to have fun.

You brought a, reggae singing bass, a, East High purse made of leather, and then you had a dead turtle in a Louis Vuitton. I might need to have more fun. You might need to be literally background checked.

You had a dead turtle in a Louie duffel. It's a, it's like, it's the same thing as getting your grandpa assed. No, the, it's not. That's like keeping your grandpa's femur bone. Getting him asht is one thing. It's like, howl, this is my grandpa's mandible.

It's his jaw, I keep it with him. I prop him on the table and I want to eat a quick sandwich. You have the literal shell of a decimated turtle. Oh, wait, we're not skipping over that. Inside a Louie. Yeah, I have a two-food go. I have a freaky little cleaner that can also be double

that's some fun night pleasures but you have a dead turtle in an expensive leather not of this country bag. People would think I live on the set of Icarly. Yeah, you are not Norman. You're just a thief.

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All right. Now, I know, I know that with YSK, you got poop. right i mean we're just hand in hand oh we're back to poopie talk i have a poopie talk i have a poop be talk pooh be talk y s k poop be talk you messed up there well i didn't work shopping poop be talk yeah poo be talk yeah no you fopi talk sorry wait help me you're not one you're not good help me poop be talk hey poo be talk get pooh be talk yeah and poo be talk yeah poop be talk yeah Poo-P-Tock, yeah, P-S-K and P-P-P-T-Tock, you stop. Pooh-B-T-Tock! What that-S-H-H-H-A-ROLA royalty, 50% off to the end of the week.

If you want to know what you just said, God, it's right. All right, anyway, so step into my mind, step into my life, your hip now hurt, your head is now Ways more Here we go Loud Kid loud But here we go We went to eat

At Blue Goose This is Friday night I don't know what Blue Goose is Mexican restaurant Just say Mexican restaurant Blue Goose can't Just say Mexican restaurant Okay we went to

A Mexican restaurant Nice What the fuck What was that Why can I not say that I don't know what blue goose is Okay I know what a Mexican restaurant is

We went to eat At a Mexican canteen It was What the fuck is a canteen A jar jar pinks Are you A job of the huts in there So you

So you You have the gall to refer to Jar Jar B. I meant to say Jabba the Hut. When I say Cantina. Jabba the Hut was in the canteen. I went there with the little squid on the trombone. Yeah, that shit is lit.

You kind of look like Jabba the Hut. No, I don't. No, I don't at all. At all, don't you day. I used to want to squeeze him. Oh, no. I was always afraid he smelled horrid. Yeah, I wanted to play with his little tail.

You want to play with something else, too. Close to that tail, didn't you? What is his genitalia? What is Jab of the Hut's genitalia? Like, no, seriously. What are Jabalaxon? Yeah, what are his parents? Whatever he wants to be.

They want them to be. The hut. Whatever they wanted them to be. It's clearly. The hut. Because his name is Jabba, and he goes by the hut. Java the Hut. Power to you, big dog. You're a hot girl.

I'm Cameron the Hut. So, we went out and ate Mexican food at a Mexican restaurant. We got through that one. We did. That was close. I mean, that was Amelia Earhart. God, Robbie was about to walk out. That was Amelia Earhart.

Woo. Thank God, thank God Pierce is in here. Oh, yeah. Are you? He didn't deserve that name. here we go here we go so we were eating

Mexican food it was a good dinner Friday night it was me and Liv's mom and stepdad and live in Malachi that's a loud

table loud table a bunch of pakks so it ends what ends the dinner the dinner

ends are you going to criticize me you know exactly what ends you're saying what do you think it's the

game of bingo we're playing the meal ends the night ends at the restaurant the comments are going to get on me

for correcting you You can tell stories like your wife now. No, I don't. You've lost the artist's storytelling. No, I don't. We've gone to the thing, and so we're at the thing is ending, and then so we're all there at the thing, right? That's literally not what I said.

Oh, my God, that's what he said. And when the fuck did you become the ABC police? When did you become the ABC police? Tell me what jurisdiction they roam over. The ABC police. Do I have to explain that one, too? Because that's not a real thing. Now we don't get jokes.

They go right over your head? That's a joke. Right over that little divit? Huh? It's called the dip. dip, the kitchen, the fucking Konex cornhole, what is it called? Corn Pone. Shut up. Here we go. From the top. Friday night. Me and my family were eating at a Mexican restaurant. The meal ended. Nice.

As we were leaving the restaurant, everyone hugged. Goodbye, goodbye, drive safe. I tuck my son into his car seat. Say goodbye to the wife. Smack the rear. Y'all drove separately? Drove separately because from different locations. Weird. Not really. Oh, oh wow This is going to be challenging Here we go Here we go I can't do it

My legs are too sore No, I need it Okay Here we go I tell my wife Your legs Have you ever seen like a shaved ostrich Hey dude

It's good Hey it's over bro Hey it's over Hey it's over bro Your leg looks like a Chicken breast It's been left out too long That's fine

Take a nibble It's done Go ahead sorry No it's done Sorry sorry to the comments No you're good You're good Sorry to the comments

Let's talk about your crotch Pinch and roll Pinch, roll, tilted to the left Bit itchy, bits No, mine's like straight up And it's like this big I'm gonna Come on

When it shrinks But the skin obviously Has to go somewhere And it starts rolling to the side You remember those caps You could go to those like little colored ones That's what it looks like right now

I don't know I'm not gonna lie This is the craziest thing I've ever said And I'm feeling very frisky right now So I'm gonna say it I'm circumcicic I'm circumcicic

Me too But that's not what I'm saying When I was young And I know we all tried to catch the water, right? No I've never been involved in that committee That might be a white culture That might be a white culture thing

I'd be in a shower And I was yeah You gotta let me get through this where It's not coming out When I was young, very new to showers I would grab the skin On my penis I'd grab the skin

And I would try to catch the water But then one day I grabbed both ends And I raised it perfectly And they both went out like that And I thought it was a man lifting his arms So I acted like he was singing

And going like this with my own Johnson. You're lucky I can't fire you. That's so mean. Man, we're leaving the restaurant. I tell my wife, hey, I think I got to poop because I just tried to push a fart out and I'm feeling a lot of liquid.

That's so irresponsible. I go back to the restaurant. She takes off, drive safe. I go back to the restaurant, two stalls. One guy is already in the corner stall. I go, got to go in this one. I sit next to him, and it was one of those farts where it was just straight air.

and gas built up. And it feels good, right? It feels great coming out. Yeah. But it is so, so loud. Oh, no. And I cannot control how much audible farts are coming out of me. Good acoustics in the bathroom.

I sit down. This guy's quiet, mind his own business, taking a shit. And I literally sit down and it goes, p. And I go, I go, oh. And I'm sitting there because I cannot control it. And it's to the point. I'm sucking, releasing, sucking, releasing.

I'm sucking to try to hold, let the, let the air fill out. Yeah, dude, do you ever get like a little... So I suck up my stomach bubble? As soon as I let go, it goes... And I go, I literally go, oh, oh, because it's so loud, and I can't, I want to be silent. No one wants to be the loud shit besides K-Rob, but I don't want to be loud, I just want to get this out of me. So I'm literally trying to pace myself now. And I go, I go, I retract again, tighten up.

The guy's just sitting there, no complaints yet. And I go, God, dang, there's so much left. And I go, all right. I go round three. And it goes, and then he's just talking. He's talking. And I go, it's to the point I'm now teary-eyed

laughing at how loud my own asses in a public restroom with another man that did not ask for this. And then, so then, we're hitting round four. We're midway through the fight. So I literally go, this got to be the knockout round. I'm not going to win on the scorecards. I got to beat him right here.

I got to beat him right here. I don't walk out with the victory. And I literally, I, I f*** you not. I buckle down. I grab that little bar. And I go, I go, I'm going for yard. I'm swinging for the fences. The counts three, two.

I got to get the home run. Instead of just letting go, I let go with a push. And I went, and it literally went, and it sounded like a Simtex went off in like a soup kitchen. And it was the loud, now I'm saying this. Now that's very descriptive, and I do apologize if you're eating food. But I'm saying this. Now you apologize.

Because at that point, after I go for the knockout, It is incredibly loud. And the guy next to me literally goes, man, what the fuck? And he just says it to himself. And I am, I'm literally crying. I'm crying in the stall. And now I'm playing the game of I cannot let him see my face. So I go, it's all out.

And I'm literally sitting there. I'm wiping quick. I throw it all away. I get up sprint. Wash my hand so fast. And as I'm drying, because they didn't have any paper towels. So as I'm drying, I'm like, God, this is a hindrance. I'm like, this is just making me go slower.

I hear his flush, and I go, oh, no, I'm drying quick. I book it. Now, for my own sanity, I leave the restaurant. There's immediately an exit door right by the bathrooms. I leave, and I go, God, I want to see what he looks like. I want to see the face of that victim. So I wait outside the restaurant. I fake a phone call.

Yeah, yeah, I'm about to turn on. Yeah, I'm about to head home, whatever, I'm talking to myself. I turn around and I look at him. The guy, he's probably late 30s, early 40s, dad's got a ball cap on. He comes out of the bathroom. That man is scanning the restaurant. He looked like this. He's just looking.

And I go, oh, God, I ruined his day, talking to no one, and I drive home. It was so, so loud. And I'm not kidding. The length of the loudness was what was just unbelievable. You might be the bathroom, Ted Bundy. I might be. Honestly, it might be.

So do that first of all. But it's uncontrollable. That's the part that made it funny. I could not do anything about it. Ted Bunny said the same thing. I couldn't control it. Something in me. And then for you to wait outside,

your day, you have a kid at home. You have a kid and a wife. You have a responsibility. They're on a highway. I need to get behind them. Yeah. And you're like,

I want to see his face. That's a problem. I'll level with you on that one. That's a little creepy. That's a bit weak. I got some bathroom stories and some poop stories, but I think we'll save that for Patreon. Remember,

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On the Patreon is this story Y' got to remind me Whenever we record that episode Let's do it Is there's a guy in the bathroom right up here And it was before we filmed the koala royalty That came out And I went in there to go pee

And there was a dude in the first stall And he was literally like Sitting there, I assume I saw his feet Yeah It's on his feet. Yeah. And it was like you, but there was solid coming out of it, right?

You could hear that bouncing off the bagboard, right? But he was, like, he's moaning? On my mother's life. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's crying? No, no. I have never, I've never shit to the point of tears, ever.

There's been some, there's been some hurtful ones. I've felt, I felt vigor. Now, that is, no, that is close. No, I did not. I said there's been some hurtful ones that I've been angry enough to feel vigor, but that's close, but it's not the cigar. Devo Lottie, got my head, then he got body.

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