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Now on to the rest of the episode. We are co-hosts cam back in the studio. We are co-hosts Cam back in the studio. Sonnyton! Cam went, oh dude. Yeah! How you feeling? Hey, hey, hey, stop. Hey, bro, stop, stop.

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Now it is 99 degrees in this studio right now but we're still here to record. Yeah, no they're failing. Now speaking of somewhere that was 115 degrees we just left Phoenix and Las Vegas for the tour. Middle of the desert. Now, Phoenix show. We will give it full recaps. This is not a recap again.

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Phoenix we're gonna give a full recap of everything that happened in Phoenix Cuz oh my god We saw a bunch of leather people and that lots of leather and lots of leather humans that full recap is on the patreon go Join the quality club. We'll see you there Wednesday now. Let's go over to Vegas Vegas show was great. It was great. It really was Vegas. The city is great. It is great But let's talk about getting out of Vegas That's what I want to talk about at the beginning of this episode. Oh wow. Leaving. Oh wow. We are playing almost crash leaving Las Vegas. Now I want to say it is not like an accident. I think

our pilot was trying to sabotage us. It was absolutely the scariest moment of my life. And it was straight incompetence. It wasn't even like, oops, my hand slipped off the wheel. Oh yeah, no. The wheels in there? They got some steering mechanism. They got like a yoke. They got like a yoke wheel.

It's like a Model X. Yeah, exactly, nice. So, we were leaving Vegas after our show. We're on tour right now, right? Jesus. All the, we were supposed to leave at 8 a.m. on a Delta, or an American Airlines flight. It got delayed till 9 a.m., then it got delayed till noon,

then it got delayed till 5 p.m., then it got delayed till 8 p.m., and then it got delayed to the next day. We couldn't do that, because we have to come back to work. So daddy had the amazing idea. Let's fly this specific airline, which is basically a commercial private jet. Yes.

It is a private jet, but anybody can get on it if you pay this price. It's a beautiful hybrid. Right, it's a hybrid of commercial and private now the plane is smaller And it's this private airline that you go through like this private bunker We've never done this Everything is fine getting on to the plane right we are easy we walk literally on to the plane from the ground yeah No tunnel with the loudest air conditioning you've ever heard.

One thing I realized as we're getting onto this semi-private jet, this is small as sh- Very much, very much small. Uncomfortably small and I've never been on an aircraft this small in my life. We had to, when entering said aircraft, me and P had to look and find our seats like this. Oh, completely guessing and we had to peek. find our seats like this. Oh completely guessing and we had to peak. It was straight peak work. Oh my god.

I mean the ceiling was like 5'11". The ceiling genuinely, no exaggeration, might have been like 6'1". This plane probably seated like 14 people. So now, we get onto the plane and I see that there's one pilot, one stewardess. That's fine. Small plane. Whoever that pilot is, there's one guy that controls my whole destiny right now. All of my fate, all of my future is in that man's hands. So he holds his ultimate responsibility.

Souls. If he goes awry, if he checks his Tinder in the sky, we're f***ed. That's it. Swiping on one night stands and 30,000 feet in the air, that should be illegal for even just people on the plane. Yeah. Let alone the pilot. So, we are on the plane. We take off.

Not the smoothest takeoff I've ever experienced, but I'm going to chalk that up to it's a small plane, you feel more, and we're in Vegas with all the mountains. It's a small plane, it's going to be rocky. We're in Vegas, leaving said desert to it's a small plane, you feel more, and we're in Vegas with all the mountains. It's a small plane, it's gonna be rocky. We're in Vegas, leaving said desert, it's always sucky. That's fine, we get up to max altitude, about 45 million feet in the air.

Little lower. Little lower. Little, just believe it or not, little too slow than 45. Whatever, I can't see the ground. That's true, straight cloud work. So for about 45 minutes to an hour of this plane ride, everything is fine. We're all good.

But I look down the aisle to the front and I can completely see the cockpit. I can see through his windshield. Yes, I can see him flying us in the air. Right beside him, like right behind, right behind the door that the pilot is on, right behind the door that the pilot is in, is our stewardess. I see him answer a phone call. I said, didn't know you had that good of service up here.

Yeah, you have a landline on a plane. Come to find out he's talking to the pilot. Yeah, with the door open and they're four feet away from each other. Strange work. He goes, okay, okay. Anytime there's a head nod on a plane, I don't like that. You better communicate with us.

All of us right now. And he does. He goes, Kuk. Attention, everybody strap the f*** in. We're about to experience some crazy s***. I'm like, sir, are you happy right now? He goes, he goes,

I'm gonna come by and take everything. I'm like, sir. Are you happy right now? I'm like he goes he goes I'm gonna come by and take everything I'm like, okay. He starts coming by taking up people's trash Like quickly like he's on the move like a little panic in his face. Yeah, I'm like, this is not good then I Hear the lady next to me who happens to be a model. I was like, who are you still got to find you by the way? God bless you She asked something to him. She goes he goes. Yeah, I'm just picking up everything that won't fly around. I Say what the fuck does that mean sir? See I did not hear that hurt. He was right next to me

He said yeah, so now I'm panicking I strap my seatbelt in extra tight. I'm saying my prayer to the heavens We're good. He gets strapped in. We're all strapped in. We're experiencing this. We're about to experience this turbulence. It never comes. This turbulence never comes. It's also not fair that we get one little lap like little punk belt. The store to sit down they get shoulder straps. They're not. This thing could go 360s. You'd be like. Yo they're on the they're on the the best roller coaster ever. Roller coaster. I'm like, oh, oh, it's like my grandpa's pickup truck. I got one. Yeah, that's not saving us if this plane

goes down. But everything is fine. Yeah. Until the stewardess gets up again to answer another phone call. I'm like, how many problems are we going to have on this flight? I was like just talk to him. Yeah. Don't call each other. Yeah. Just say what do you need Phil? Yeah. Okay so they're talking to the phone and he goes huh? Makes the same face. I don't like that face. Bad face. Makes it like a little worried face and he goes okay. I see the pilot stand up. Sir, do you understand you're driving us right now in the sky? You're on the sky highway. We're going 7,000 miles per hour.

You're on sky 35. You're on inter... Oh no, no, no, hey, hey, we know, we love you. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Next one, I'll let you unleash. You're on interstate skyway. Here we go. It wasn't even worth it.

It wasn't. I love you to death, but you kind of fumbled. Stay right, stay right. Now, we're on interstate high skyway, right? So the pilot stands up as we're going 7,000 miles per hour in the sky, 80,000 feet in the air. He stands up and he heads straight, like swiftly to the back of the plane.

A light jog on this aircraft. I'm like, where the f*** are you going, huh? The stewardess takes the wheel. I'm like, you were just serving me a pina colada and now you know how to fly a plane. You can bartend and fly planes. That guy just handed me a double baked brownie pie. Yeah. And now you're controlling my desk.

And not only that, he closes the door. So now I can't even see him and what he's operating. The pilot at the back of the plane is taking a. He goes to the back and he is back there for a kitchen. I like 15 minutes and it no, it's stunk like hell. I was in the very and he is back there for like 15 minutes. And it, no, it stunk like hell. I was in the very, I was, my back, the back of my seat was the toilet. Yeah.

And it stunk like hell. And then all of a sudden I'm starting to experience some bumps. I didn't experience when pilot man was in control. Now that Pina Colada maker's in control, I'm getting a little bumpy skies. Like you hitting the median? what's going on here? Now, we're at the point where we're getting close to descent. Like we're gonna have to start to land this. I don't want the bartender landing my plane.

Now you know when you're descending, right? You might feel a little bit of like a little guttural movement, like you might feel like, ooh. Like a little. Keyword, keyword, little bit. Little. And normally you just go, like you stay stay parallel but you just drop a little bit when I say when when the pilot was taking a when he was in the back and the bartender was landing the plane we took a complete nose dive oh Oh my God. When I say I went from looking forward to looking down

in the span of like 14 seconds. Oh my God. All three dogs hated it. Dude, no, all three dogs took a tumble. I saw a Labrador, a Doberman, and a Dalmatian. And just fall, just roll over on the plane. Dude, I screamed. I lose it. Everyone did.

I said, ooh. Liv tried to grab me but her poor little arm for long enough. She went and I was like don't don't don't. First off the pilot needs to get the f*** off his phone. You're not pooping for a fourth of an hour. You're playing a game. I'm starting to think he was f***ing himself. Yeah he's playing he's tugging one out. Sick freak. He was in the Mile High Club with himself. He's like, no one else will do it. Imagine buying a solo ticket to the Mile High Club. He's like, hell, this bathroom's small enough. And that's not even the worst part of the story.

Oh no. Whenever we nose dive, everybody screams. The pilot, I guess either he finishes or cuts it off I don't know. He goes got now got. I knew he couldn't fly. I see he I see he he just runs back to the front of the plane and the stewardess comes by and asks me for my drink order. Yeah this isn't normal guys. I say almost. First off I think a lot of thing that's going over a ton of y'all's heads there's literally two employees on this plane. Yeah. Like unless you've flown private you've never experienced that. Yeah. There's always there's six stewardess, there's two

pilots, there's one like old worker that stays on the phone There's a bartender and a pilot. Yeah, the bartenders flying the pilots with himself and it's like Y'all understand the fear that was in our minds Insane and so, you know Robbie being intuitive asked the stewardess after he came back from mixing drinks and flying the plane. He goes, did you have this thing in a autopilot? Because I was like, that's the only way. It's the only legal way. Yeah, and he goes, not quite.

Come to find out, we Googled it after. Robbie Googled, is it legal and okay and normal if on a singular pilot plane if the stewardess goes into the cockpit as a pilot leaves they said Absolutely not They said and it's illegal in most whatever whatever whatever and they say would you like to file a formal complaint? against said airline Now the name of that airline I'm not gonna say

it's not know that it's three letters it's gonna be changed to YSK in a minute y'all gonna be flying YSK. You're lucky that bastard hound didn't fall in my lap oh my god if a dog would have thrown up on me in the middle of the sky while nose dive dude that airlines mine. Dude yeah so we almost crashed leaving Vegas. That was, I mean, that was brute, like the whole day of Sunday was brutal. Yeah. To fight tooth and nail to get on that plane for a bartender to nosedive us in the air, scare everyone on there just to get home 12 hours later than we were supposed to.

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We'll just wait until where y'all experience it in real time as the other person does. So this is in Vegas. Okay. Do you remember when y'all, the last night, when y'all stayed out, I went back with Liv to pack our bags. Okay. So we pack our bags and I go hey, babe last night Vegas. I'm gonna go play for about an hour I go down and play I lost money But I go to the elevator to go back to my room when I go to this elevator and it's it's fairly late, right? I hit the button. It's closing. It's literally like a movie an arm just shot through. Yeah, I go. Okay. It was a woman

probably in her 40s Ten out of ten intoxication level and I'm talking it's a point when she like she threw her arm Okay, the door shot open and then she walked in and like slammed on the wall. Oh, she was like this. Oh, yeah That's not good same floor is me, okay So now I mean me to end it and we were high up, like nothing, regular room, but very high up. So this whole time, I have probably 20 seconds as we're ascending, I'm just like kind of clocking her, like making sure she doesn't touch me

or just any weird things. Right. And I keep just side-eyeing, I keep side-eyeing, and she's like literally going in and out of consciousness in front of me. That's scary. And it was terrifying, one key. Yeah, it's so scary.

And she's like this. So I fall asleep, she goes, yeah, it's like Robbie without a pap. And it's con- the whole time. So we finally get to the floor, you caught us straight. It is tr- it was honestly pretty accurate. An un-papped Robbie was this woman. Now throw in a lot of liquor. Money. And we get there.

The doors open up, she falls to the ground. Oh my god in the elevator though oh no so I see she hit the same button yeah yeah yeah so now I'm like I just want to go to bed but I'm a good guy I'm gonna help her up so I hit the like the open door button to her hopefully just stays long enough I bend over all I say oh ma'am don't worry I got you. She goes don't you touch me. Swear on everything. Don't you touch me. Hits my hand. Yeah. And now I don't know if it was like the like the jump factor. Yeah. I got kind of spooked.

I went oh. And I was like I was just trying to help you out. She goes get the fuck away from me. And I went okay. So I just step out to see if she then comes to. She stays on the ground. The door's shut. The elevator goes back down. That was her night. And I literally went, what the f***, man?

What just happened? I go back in the room, tell Liv the whole story and all she could conclude from it. Probably shouldn't touch people, babe. Turns back over, goes to sleep. And I literally was just like, what the hell? Like, this sums up my trip. I lose majority of my money in the last hour because I'm degenerate, and then I get told to not help people.

This is a sinful city. This is horrible. Imagine your resting place for the night as an elevator. Yeah, you wake up on the ground floor when you think you're 60 floors in the sky. Yeah. I had that thought a lot this weekend. Because we're in a Vegas hotel so there's like 80 floors.

They're huge. It's so, there's a lot of elevator. Lot of elevator action. I'm not going to lie though. It is a new found fear of mine to be trapped in an elevator with complete strangers. I think I would look at it as a challenge. I think I might like it. In a weird way. You would like being trapped on an elevator with strangers.

Now if I am assured I'm safe, like I don't know the timetable but I'm assured that I'm safe, yeah. It'd be a cool challenge. Really? You get to talk to people, probably gonna get real hot, people gonna get real weird. See Cam, you would be that person that you're trapped on an elevator and you'd be like, so guys what are you gonna do once we get out oh no I'd be like what are you like what's your what's your retirement looking like you like touch me oh my you oh my god one step further. You, trapped elevator, phone's dead. Oh, oh my God. Oh!

I'm gonna have somebody open the door so I can jump! I'd start crying. You're so, you're sick. Okay, you wanna know what I would do? What would you do, trapped in an elevator? Now is there masculine men in there, or is it just me and some ladies? I love it, oh my God,

we're gonna split it right down the middle. There's you, there's two more guys. Are they more mass more masculine? One is more masculine you and one is less masculine So you went out in the middle? Okay, the three ladies. Yes. One is a bombshell. Yes into our regular women Okay, let me say this. Let's play first of all one's a little angry first of all first of all I pee on the first corner. I see I Gotta mark my territory. That's why I asked about the masculinity. You gotta control your corner. No, I'm not immediately like,

oh, like boom, we're stuck, time to piss. I can see you being immediate. The second it goes, ding, boom, boom, boom. You go, oh no. Here we go, oh no. Everyone's like, what the? Right after you hit the emergency button again. And then it goes, it goes, it starts working again.

You go, no I thought it, no we were supposed to be stuck. Everyone's just like, yeah you're going to jail. Yeah, I mean the first thing, honestly I do, if you pissed in the corner, I hope the other masculine guy puts you in a f***ing master lock. I hope he walks in behind you and goes... Just puts me in the walls of Jericho. And you're literally, you're Johnson's out while you're pissing and you're literally like this Okay, honestly though

honestly, though If I'm stuck for a little bit, I'm not speaking at the beginning. I am gonna be dead. So I don't want to talk I am NOT coming up with solutions because I know there's gonna be people that are talking too much It's gonna irritate me. Oh Well curveball. Yeah, that was a bit much a lot the masculine man. Yeah Takes alpha position. Yeah, you got it. All of his ideas are dog. They literally sound like you might all die I will literally let him Go with those ideas just so I can know they're wrong, but's going to not accept it until we see that he's wrong. No, no.

I'm talking about it could be ideas that hurt and lead all of you to your demise. Oh, so you can't make me do that plan. You're sort of like, you just look at it and I'm like... You go, the only things I have to do in this life are be black and die. Be black and die. The two things I have to do. Now, if we're stuck for more than 30 minutes, I'm asking the bomb show, we have to start reproducing.

We have to. Half an hour to have elevator, before watching your standards and conception of time are crazy. You're like, now listen, it's been 28 minutes, God knows we could be in here for a month, I say we get to it. Dude, you know I- I know her. I have been prepared for in case the elevator cord gets cut or

something and it breaks and we drop down. Shut bro you're not Tom Cruise. No I'm not. You're not a movie star. No I'm not. You're not as agile as you think you are. But I grew up on Tim and Moby and the Mythbusters. But you do not know when you're gonna hit the bottom you don't know when to jump yes, I do Expla- Yeah, what how explain that so what I do how the hell can you see through a box and Matt? What are you gonna be? No, you continuously jump though. That's the thing you continuously jump so you're playing double Dutch with your life You're yes, I'm already falling

Like that game in main event you jump on the line Imagine everyone else just grabbing the handrails. They're just braising Screaming it was like oh, they can't even scream. They're so enamored by you My drops are off No hundred percent you got to start jumping how would no you! Yes, whenever an elevator is falling you have to jump, I saw it on Mythbusters. You know what I used to think? I would put my feet on one guard rail and grab the other, kinda like a mid-air plane. You would literally break it up. No, cause once it would hit my body would fly to the ceiling.

I might fracture something on the backside, but that's fine as long as I live to tell the story. 100% my idea is better than that. Core. Cause at least- You don't have- one, you don't have the stamina. That's fine as long as I live to tell the story a hundred percent ideas better than that core Cuz at least you don't have one you don't have the stamina to you would be in such shock I'd be able to calm myself and go in plank. Yeah, you live He said jump right I do your third jump you'd like

Bam, I would just hit the bottom. That would be my best effort. That's the best you can do That's the best you can do you do quick little rapid jumps or do you go for like you go for great? At first I'm jumping as high as I can after about jump two and a half no I'm good. Your first jump you do like this you're like, ahhh! You drop down, y'all hit the bottom. Oh man. I think you highly, now you're an athlete, right? Yeah. That translates.

Former. Former athlete. Big on former. Former athlete, that translates to the said sport. Yeah. I feel like we would be grossly Grossly overestimating ourselves in everyday life agility like Obstacles, we mean like like that. Yeah, we first off we can't we can't jump in an elevator We would bust the light above us immediately

Yeah, but you have some kind of vigilance on that and that's all out the window when you're skyrocketing 60 floors at the speed of gravity I've I have a hard time walking on planes exactly your ankles click every single set. Yeah, you're really gonna I mean, I thought it was a good idea, but I genuinely that I was just saying I've had a crippling fear since Vegas Why just cuz how high just cuz how many elevators are where you know what? I don't like what I say on the elevators I don't like when There's you're getting on this elevator, the elevator directly next to you is out of order. I hate that.

What do you mean? Cause in my mind, they're sharing some sort of pulley system. I think those are independent systems. They might, but they're on the same wall. Oh, I found out about movie theaters this week. Oh, I'll talk about it on Patreon or something. Oh my God.

Cause last week I talked about how crazy movie theaters are built. I learned something even more wild about them while talking on Patreon or something. Oh my God, because last week I talked about how crazy movie theaters are built. I learned something even more wild about them while talking on Patreon. It's crazy. We'll see you on Wednesday, join the Qual Club. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode of The You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Caldera Lab.

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Okay. Remember how you ordered one thing, but you didn't get it and your food came out wrong? Yeah. Happens often, actually. So now I'm and I'm really glad you said that. I think waiters don't respect me. And I'm really glad you said that. Right. Now, what did your what did your baby daddy do? I mean, it was seamless. Yeah. Instantly. I said, oh, that's not what he got.

Yeah, that's the worst thing you could do. And you tapped my leg. Yeah. And I haven't asked you about it, but I could put two and two together. You hit my leg as if bro don't do that. Never do that. I never, that's one of the reasons I'm single today. Do not do that for me. Okay. Now this is, this is the money question. Yes. Is it don't do it for you because you don't like being spoken for? Is it don't do it for you because you don't send wrong food back to the kitchen. I prefer to be spoken for on any situation. That's not it. I don't even like to speak.

The less I speak the better. Okay. So it's... I do not like confrontation and it's not that big of a deal. I... I love you to do it. No, no, no. And listen, this dinner he's talking about, it's not like I ordered a steak and they gave me a charcuterie board. That's not what happened.

Okay. It's like literally like one of the sides or something. I don't even remember what it was. You literally ordered asparagus and they brought you potatoes. Yeah, like that's not even a big deal. Okay. I like potatoes too. That's fine. I understand you like it.

If you bought a shirt online, and it was an extra large, and it sent you a small, you keep it in going, I tried. Yes. Yes in going, I tried. Yes, yes, yes I am. I literally ordered a shirt off of a website six months ago and I haven't even gotten a tracking number yet.

Guess what? Bite the bullet. Okay, that's fine. That's bite the bullet because they bit your wallet. They scanned the out of you. I'm talking about an actual thing that can be fixed. Why do you not do that? And then you doubled down and made me feel bad about it?

You said bro, you don't gotta do that. You're always do this. Yes, because okay one it's the demeanor in which you do it It's I only you know like that cuz he's hey help guy Hey, you're the help aren't you? I did not you're on shift, right buddy. Hey, does that look like? You I did not say that grabbed him by a shirt and you said let me check your ears see the work Okay, y'all tell me if I'm tripping he ordered this Didn't get okay. I spoke up for my friend. Don't okay. No, no I'm gonna say exactly how I said, okay. Hey, oh excuse me first of all this quick this quick by the way This is the green beans this quick

As soon as he put it down, this, you better do it accurately. It goes down. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. Now that's fast. Literally one second after. Because I don't want him to walk away. It was a nice takeout. You should have the tables. First of all, you should not know my order that well. To where in one second you can identify that's not right. First off, you got a steak with a side. You didn't get this smoothie with 20 ingredients. I didn't even, I forgot you were there at the dinner.

So the thing that you know. I know, you love me. You don't love me and I love you. But the whole premise of this is why do you think that's not allowed? Why do you think sending food back, it's literally, we are a consumer of their restaurant. Let me, let me.

They failed at customer service. I'm not causing a riot. I'm not bringing pitchforks and torches. I just said, hey man, my boy wanted greens. You brought him starch. Let me break this down in the most simple way I can. You're putting a spotlight on me that I did not ask for. You literally are like, it's like one of those things,

like there's a spotlight in the crowd and it goes, right, and then I'm just like this. And then they always look at me, like they hear you be like okay yeah sure I'll get it like sorry is he telling the truth is that what you ordered now I gotta be like now I'm talking when I didn't want to talk you should ask for my consent if I want that changed right right? I understand that. I apologize on that. Even when we go to an in and out, and when they mess up your order,

you just bite the bullet. Now I understand, I'm very much so, oh, some things don't matter. If you paid for what you paid for, get what you paid for. I'm not saying you're wrong in saying that, but I don't speak for me on it see don't tell them about me because literally I'll go through a drive-thru saves me and you in

a drive-thru they can hand me just cams back and forget about me have a nice day yep you're right I didn't want to eat I'm out I don't I don't want confrontation and me being the good friend I literally swallowed my spit me being a good friend I'm trying to save him from that is that a good friend of you know that I don't like it is it a good friend, I'm trying to save him from that. Is that a good friend if you know that I don't like it? Is it a good friend if I let you take an L? I'ma fight for you. I'm on your team.

I'm at bat for you. Yes, okay, but I'm saying, but you know that makes me uncomfortable. You know that makes my penis smaller. Okay, now that's a personal thing you can talk through. And then there are- Do you want your food or not? And then I would say like, and I know a lot of the time, they are supporters of the podcast.

And then Cam, you're like, don't get the right thing, dude. And I'm like, whoa. No, no, no no no no I go oh you said you like it right yeah I liked it enough to up his order huh this is some kind of sick joke are y'all recording yeah no and it just makes me look small and little it oh god I love you so much say it you're putting that on yourself you're putting on yourself how you're not small and little it is a simple mistake that happens every day.

I fight for you. Do you not think I'm man enough to speak up for something I want? No, no, no, no, you just said it. You go, yeah, I didn't want to eat. You just peel off. That's the whole thing. You're super monster.

I will go home and make a syrup sandwich before I go and ask him to redo something. Exactly, Kendrick, you don't need to. You don't need to eat a syrup sandwich serve sandwich you pay for chick-fil-a get your chick-fil-a. No. Oh my god Dude, you're oh, I will you know I've done before it has to be pride you no no no it's not pride. It's fear You know what I've done before image. I've done this in a drive-thru, and I swear to God on everything I loved it. I've done this in the drive-thru I've gone through a chick-fil-a, and I've asked for a burger, and they've given me like mac and cheese before. Okay, hold on.

And I've looked. Oh, what's, sandwich and a burger are the same thing. Oh, they're not though. They're the same thing. They're not. What's the difference between sandwich and a burger? You cannot get a burger. Oh, burger, right?

Where does that come from? Hamburger! All burgers are ham? And it's called what? A turkey burger. Burger is literally shortened from hamburger. No. You will never order a burger

and get chicken strips on it. Ever! Never! Yes you can. What's the difference between a burger and a sandwich? I just said it. No you did not. A sandwich can be comprised of so many things.

Bread, bread, stuff in the middle. A burger is shortened for hamburger. What if there's turkey on it? Then it's a turkey burger. But it's still a burger, right? Exactly. So if I put chicken strips, it's a chicken strip burger. What's the difference?

It's a chicken strip sandwich. Why is it a sandwich all of a sudden? Burger is beef. Turkey is the substitute that is fairly fair. Okay, so what if I substitute it with chicken strips? It's a chicken strip burger then. Burger comes from hamburger. Burger comes from the word hamburger, which is beef.

You're not understanding me. Ham, pork, beef. Okay, then why can I put turkey on it and it still be a burger. Then why can't I put turkey on it? And it'd still be a burger. And I can't put chicken strips on it and it's not a burger. It's not oven roasted sliced turkey like a deli. It's a turkey burger that's fairly new, first off.

Turkey burgers haven't been around forever. I'm asking you a simple question. Why can't, no, no, listen, quickly. If why can I put turkey on a burger and it's still a burger, but if I put chicken on a burger, it's still a burger? But if I put chicken on a burger, it's not a burger. First off, your whole thing is dead because you're saying you're putting chicken on a burger.

Yeah. That's wrong. You're saying it would be a chicken burger. You don't put it on a burger. In a burger. A burger, that's my point! A burger is the meat! But I don't understand it.

The burger is the meat. It is a hamburger. No, no. Or a turkey no Yes, what's the difference for a burger to sandwich? I? My you're not answering you're genuinely not answering me. I've said it twice now Sandwich bread bread in the middle burger is ham Burger that's literally the name hamburger from hamburger meat hamburger patty Burger! That's literally the name! Hamburger! From Hamburger Meat! Hamburger Patty! It's a burger!

We just dropped the ham in the 50s! No one's like, hey, buy my hamburger! What's the difference between a burger? Holy sh- You're not answering me! You're not answering me! Is this some sick joke? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I've said it three times now. You know what, actually, we're gonna put this together. It's not leaving my throat again. I'm gonna say the same. You said that to me before too. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say the exact same thing again. No, no, no, don't say the exact same thing. And that's my final stand.

No, define a burger and define a sandwich without saying the other word. But that is what makes it a burger. No, you can define something without saying its opposition. You can't define something by saying it's the opposite of something. I never said it was the opposite. Okay, then explain what it,

define sandwich and define burger without saying the other one in the definition, go. The same thing I said said a sandwich is bread bread stuff in the middle it's the same as a burger no it's not a burger if you're the one comparing any say a peanut butter jelly is bread bread peanut butter jelly a salami sandwich bread bread okay so there has to be meat in the middle for it to be a burger it has to be Hamburger meat no ground because turkey and

That has a different name you back. That's called a turkey burger. There's a double quarter pounder burger There's a there's a you know what that is. You know what that is bright eyes 25 pounds have a 20s to a quarter of 20 quarter pound Hamburger patties yeah, but you said the name you know so I said it's a different name Yeah, that's just up to the restaurant yes, I think I won that one. I don't think you won I think I won that one no no no no no it's okay. I want to see what y'all say in the comments below No, no she means ever ordered a chicken burger. No one's ordered a chicken burger. I have no you were chick-fil-a Really yep cuz No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And the answer is? What they call it? Sandwich, you f***. It's a sandwich!

Okay, I think that's just branding that you're getting stuck up on. That's just branding. I can call it a burger. Can I get you a Chick-fil-A burger? And they'll be like, yeah. No, they'll be like, what the hell's that? Everybody go to Chick-fil-A right now and you can say, can I get a Chick-fil-A burger?

And they'll say, okay. They'll say, God bless you, my pleasure. Thank you. And they're like, do you want a little spit shine, dude? They only... God bless you, ma. They only serve... Do we're like, do you want a little spit shine, dude? God bless you, ma. They only serve. Do we have to go to a milkshake and a bouncer?

They only serve one thing, so they're going to go, oh, God bless that little dumb soul. Yeah, we'll give you our Chick-fil-A sandwich. They're so nice, they're going to let it slide, because they know what you mean. But that doesn't mean you're wrong. That doesn't mean you're wrong. But if I asked for a lobster tail,

they would say, we don't have that, right? Yeah, if you say. Okay, but if I asked for a Chick-fil-A burger, what would they do? Give me the chick-fil-a burger? That's because you're a sip. That's because you're a simple squishy my yeah, they're not hitting you're by yourself You're by yourself Yeah, if you went to take place if you went to take place No, be a man Robbie be a man

Be a man Is there a chicken burger? Be a man! Be a man, Robbie! It's time to man up, Rob! It's time to man up! Thank you! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta!

Robbie sold out on me. He sold out on me. He sold out on me He sold out on me he sold out on okay, we'll keep this going We'll keep this going on patreon. We'll keep it is gonna be I never thought I'd to this day Robbie conceded. Oh my god This is like when the north like went and fought the south. Oh my god. What I don't think they conceded I think they just got beat. I think they conceded really Little bit they started losing. As soon as that Alamo went, they said, oh, hell, boys,

you better think about throwing that one flight. Wait, I thought that was a different fight. The Alamo and the Civil War were the same thing. The Alamo and the Civil War were not the same fight. I think you're right. Yeah. That was a bit speck. That was like Mexico.

That was a Mexico issue. That was South and South. Maybe they lost and they retreated. I don't think Davy Crockett saw a slave. I think we need to go to San Antonio just to look at that and then leave because the city sucks I would never go to San Antonio. I'm never going back again Oh my the only way you get give me to San Antonio is if Jesus decides to go down there Yeah, if the sky splits in the trumpets play and it's in San Antonio. I'm catching a fly

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Okay, strange thing, when I grew up I always watched storage wars with old pops old Mike I love storage wars. It was such an entertaining show. Oh my god It was coming us. I'm gonna say if it I love that. I never got past the intro, but I love the intro It always made me feel like I was going in a Home Depot Is that same kind of feeling as a kid you have even even it even as a ute? Yeah had a Diabolical sense of patience. Oh my God, oh so quick trigger. You're like, not funny, not happy, off next.

You go, not cool enough, not good, get off. Oh my God, let it build. I would peek over the balcony, I'd be like, oh they're watching, oh they're still buying. Nah, I'm done, here we go. All right, what happened with the TikTok you watched? So, it's not an auction, but it's this guy literally just random FIP. This

guy buys storage units, abandoned storage units, goes through them, shows what he's gets, right? Try to slip across. Sounds fun. And he built this like empire out of it. Like he just started doing it randomly and then got like really good and really good. So he does

this unit. He does his intro. Yeah, we bought this for $840. We're going to see if we can turn a profits really big. Yeah. Starts the video First off he gloves up crazy work. He goes to the first box. I should not he opens it It was a couple computer chargers mm-hmm in Yu-Gi-Oh cards So now that could be valuable some Yu-Gi-Oh cards, so I said I'm staying in the video. Yeah, oh my god He's got you now. He's got me. I am now his prime consumer. I'm watching your entire piece of content, sir.

What happened? He gets the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. The next box, simple, it was like another thing of cards and there was like more electronics. I'm like, all right, this is the thing of a nerd, right? He goes to a big box that says shoes. He opens it. Every single pair of shoes in this.

Gucci. Oh my God. Balenci. Oh yeah. Given. Oh my God. Balenci. Oh yeah. Givenchy. Oh yeah. Lavitz. Straight Neiman Marcus shoes.

Designer? Straight designer shoes. Nice. And every single box had the Neiman receipt. At first he was like, ah, this is like a car guy that wanted to be really cool and he got fake shoes. Yeah. So now he's like, oh my God, these are authentic.

Yeah. He goes to another box of shoes, all designer. Nice, oh he these are authentic. He goes to another box of shoes, all designer. Nice, oh he's coming up. He goes to a box of clothes, all designer. Belts, wallets, a Louis watch holder, a Louis Colonel. Who the hell owned this unit? At this point, I pause it and I go to the comments. And I only go a couple of them like,

oh bro, what the hell? And he keeps saying the guy's name, because the guy's name was Gio. Yeah. The guy like the unit, the guy that owned his name was Gio. It was on the box. Sure. He opens a fourth box.

I don't know what gets there. Why not? There's a triple beam balance scale. Oh my god. There's a passport. Oh yeah, I know what's going on. There's a second passport. Oh my god.

There's a third passport. There's like passport. Oh, yeah, I know what's going on. There's a second passport. Oh my god. There's a third passport There's like a bat like a it was a crown bag there's a crown bag of credit cards he went to get Scarface's storage unit in the comments said uh, it was like thought we were getting a Brennan. We got a Pablo. Yeah, I was like Yo, the first box was a it was a dell thought we were getting a Brennan, we got a Pablo. And I was like, yo, the first box, it was a Dell laptop charger, Yu-Gi-Oh cards. This guy was moving weight. That's absolutely ignorant of him to post that on the internet. Crazy ignorant of that guy.

How did the GEO just leave that in the dirt? Oh, GEO had to move quickly. Or GEO's behind bars. GEO's behind bars. Dad behind bars, you had to move quickly. Behind bars, behind bars, behind bars, dead bond bars out of country, bro. It was such, and it didn't hit it. Like everything he opened. It was like, it was so funny because the first box was some regular right. Everything else crazy legal, crazy. That is insane. Bro.

It was like an eight minute tick tock because you know, now all that's going to get taken in for evidence. And he's going to lose all the value on that. What were the Yu-Gi-Oh cards there for? Yeah, yeah. What are you doing, Geo? In your meantime, slaying bricks, you want a quick little duel?

He's like, he's like, it's time to duel. I'll do 50 for an eight. But it's time to duel. Bro, it was so genuine plot twist. That's hilarious. Bro, and the comments were kill, every single comment was just playing on the fact that that first box was like regular shit and everything else was like paraphernalia. That-

Unbelievable. That makes me think about the people that come up, and I know, we've probably talked about this before, but the people that find $200,000 stuffed behind a toilet at an airport and turn it in. Go to hell. He's the same kind of guy. If you post that on the internet, why do people feel like they need to share

their successes like that? When in silence. When in silence and take it home. If I found $200,000 in an airport, I'm not getting on the plane. I'm putting it in my bag and I'm going home. I'm going to cut my mattress open and stuff it with $200,000.

And I'm not touching it for a decade. No one knows where that money's going. I'm actually opening a laundry mat and I'm going to funnel that money through it. Yeah, am I turning into Ozark, Marty Bird, I might be. But I'm gonna- What's his name, Ruth? Yeah, Ruth. No, no, no.

OK, now I applaud you. You're better than me. You actually try to wash the money. You have to get it circulating. I would literally use that money for petty everyday expenses until right now. That's the only you could do is gas and groceries. I'm buying a milkshake with that 200 grand. I'm buying a new phone charger.

Things that I need in my day to day, nine to five. That's what the 200 grand is going. Well, I'm saying if you use that 200 grand, if you don't want to turn it into good money, you have to only use it for gas and groceries. You can't use it, you can't go buy a house. Yeah, come on. You can't go buy a car.

If I go put that into my laundry, man, guess what? We're coming up on a new house, baby. I don't know, I don't know. What? 200 grand, that's... I'm not trying to teach people how to be criminals. You go, if I do that, I open a new EIN, I hire someone very low labor,

we're getting, they're like, wow, Payton sure does know a lot about illegal activity. Do you know the, I'm not gonna lie, the police department needs to be jailed for what they do to people that find a lump sum of money and return it to them. The police department's going to hell. No, they are.

Oh my God, oh my God. I remember where it was. The one story. The guy found like a hundred pounds of cocaine. They gave him a bike. They gave him a mongoose. Oh my God. I could have broke this down.

I said this is 13 million dollars. Oh my God. Someone handed in equivalent to 10 M's. M's to a police department. They gave him a mongoose, bro. And the kid didn't look a slight bit of athletic. He was not getting on that bike. Give the boy a PlayStation or something.

Give him a car. Go get him a 08 Civic. It's like, actually, give him one of your new police cars. Take the wrap. You're like, wrap it, take the lights off. Take the lights off. Take the big thing. You know, I thought that was a microphone for the longest,

that big black thing on the side of cop cars. No, that's a light. Never knew that. Thought it was a big speaker. You can tell you've never had many run-ins. Not really. I'm always just like, yes sir, I was speeding. Thanks for the warning.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now we, I, nevermind. No, say it.

I get pulled over with you, I'm driving, they go, honestly, I understand you were trying to get somewhere in a hurry, I'm gonna need your friend to step out of the corner. I go, dude, you f***ing heard him get out, man. Nothing's gonna go wrong. I check his pockets, dude, I'll show what he's got on him. Oh, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, no, it's right there,

the top of that. Now you brought up something quite interesting. Okay. For 2025, was that? No, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's there. It's right there at the top of that. Now, you brought up something quite interesting. OK. For 2025, was that $%&? No, yeah. I heard it. Oh, dude. Hopefully, Mike didn't pick that up.

If that would have been $%&, you would have been fired. I thought you ripped one. You brought up 200 grand, and you said something interesting. Yeah. I'm going to buy you a house. So for where we live and for the year of 2025, right? So those don't happen. Those don't how much your house add up you 200 grand, where we live 2025. It's not a love triangle. Okay, it is very, very weird. Okay. But it really jogged my thought how

much money in cat and I want the most honest answer Okay, like pure Payton's heart honesty. Yeah In cash a guy in a suitcase walks in and opens it. I hate that for years There's a guy been with a suitcase walking in here for years. There's been one Walks in oh I literally break a guy in a a suitcase I always imagine white and bald with the glasses sunglasses. I was thinking black. He's like a skinny Leo scabby I was thinking a swole black guy. No no they don't do that. Oh yeah, they do. No you don't oh They don't oh Yeah, thank you. Oh, no they don't

Yes, they okay Leo scabby comes in the back We'll get best of both worlds and he goes back back. A black Leo Scappi comes in, we'll get the best of both worlds. And he opens it. How much untaxable cash does it take? To suck it? I told you 500,000, I'll look it in the eyes. You're two in two weeks.

You're two in two weeks. You go hell, bump it up to a million. Gord, Twitch.com. If you took- Live streaming You go Sandra with the 10

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Shapsic too far come on man. No one's thinking chapstick. What we all thinking let's go into your hypothetical So leo black Leo's can't be close Looking on twitcher opens briefcase how much money doesn't take you to quit right now quick what your job right now you already know my number you already know my number I you already know my number I think it's negotiable with it that's not a word you just said negotiable is

not a word it's negotiable you said negotiable okay I threw an extra in there you sue me yeah negotiable I think it becomes negotiable for these two caveats Let's do it in your face cash. It's gonna be a lot. Yeah untaxable Well, if it's in my think your number drops, I think your number drops No to quit but to never work again to never do this again currently quit. No, there's no stipulations You can start back up. You just can't no no no if I'm quitting. I'm never starting back up again. No, I'm done

You're gonna help with their I'm never working you already know my numbers 20 million was a 20 million like what I'm done I'm arguing if they have 15 in your grill and 15 It's gonna be tough to not take it I say you take I literally think you stand up you flip all of us off and You go see oh, I do more than that I literally think you stand up, you flip all of us off, and you go, see, you're gonna do more than that. You go, oh, I'm a win. You go, you son of a.

You go, hey, thanks a lot for nothing. I think, I think. I think you take 15. 15 million, there's not much I wouldn't do to myself and others for 15 million. Now why just say the self part? You can leave that out. Others is fine, that's understandable.

What are you doing to yourself for 15 million? Name it. Yep. Think about another thing. Think about it. Yep. One more. Think about it.

Oh, for sure. Oh, hell, I'd do that for 10. I say you take it 15. Now ask me how much it is. To do what? To quit? How much money would it take you to quit working right now? I want you to take a guess.

You? I'd say two million. That's f***ing close, man. Really? That's it? I probably wouldn't. No, I couldn't. Because that's just not sustainable. Yeah, it's not. You'd have to go back to work next year. That's not... With your lifestyle?

If you get you and your wife two million dollars, it's gone by EOD. Oh, EOY. You're... Peyton Harden, you think I can spend you give you give you give and I got blessed you I love y'all to death if you give mama life and same access To them what yes now was two million dollars liquid it is First off let's imagine that hits my debit right my check in here

First off let's imagine that hits my debit right my check in here One point nine eight of that is immediately gone. It's immediately gone to where it's not on the car Yeah, I'm leaving twenty thousand dollars on a car for emergency one point nine eight million is going to accounts Yeah, that she can't touch okay now. That's why that's all I say you are going to see mama lives Palati studio in Los Angeles My next week all your money's gone. Oh Always gone. No, I like oh my god. I wanted dogs. I bought 30 of them. God this fits great I got two in every color She goes, uh, I bought the Uniqlo She goes, I bought the Uniqlo. Huh?

The whole store. I bought it. There just really wasn't too many things I didn't like in there, so I just said, I'll take everything. No, there's no way in hell, there's genuinely no way that I could spend two million dollars in five months.

I could quickly spend two million dollars today. That's a different life. What are you, no you, from right now. I would buy a plane for $2 million. I'd buy a plane. From four o'clock to, there's no way you're spending $2 million in eight hours. I could.

Like in real life. That would be ignorantly easy to spend $2 million. I could spend $2 million, I could spend $2 million in 10 minutes. No, I understand you can. I would. If I, if I. No you f***ing, that's what I disagree with. No no, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

But I'm saying I can easily. If it's a challenge, we can all do it. I could spend $2 million quicker than anybody you've ever met. No. Anybody except for your wife. Anybody you've ever met other than your wife. I could spend $2 million.

Oh my God, so easy. But okay, speaking of relationships in your wife, right? You know, you've been in them You've been dude. It's all coiled up Good morning to you. Oh my god. It's like it's like a slinky straight out the package. Oh my god It's like it's like a snake when it gets but it starts to constrict around a Gators neck I was gonna say when starts to shed its summer skin Oh, dude, have you ever shed it off you ever shed it offed off the peen? No, I had sideburns a couple

times though. Why? Gotta get rid of those. Sideburns? Yeah. Like the hair? Yeah. You had a sideburn shaft? No, my Johnson had sideburns. You had, you had, you had, wait, you, you, your shaft looked like Elvis Presley. I had mutton chops on my genitalia and I had to take it. How far does it grow up? Say this is a, grow up, how far, say this is- Is that the base or the tip? Oh, God bless you, okay, um, say this is the tip. How far, this is the base.

This is the base. Hey, use the whole mic, man. No, that's about it. So, say this is the base, say this is the tip. How far is the base? This is the base. Hey use the whole mic man No, that's about it. So say this is the base say this is the tip. Tell me when to stop when the hair stops stop You're you're right below the foreskin. Yeah Kim you are a barbarian. I said I do come from Slavic backgrounds Are you being so for real in a different lifetime? I jump off a boat and be ready to someone now

I don't know if that word can say and I'm sorry I'm gonna be muted but okay Wow, Baba Don't look down there. You have a winter coat. Don't look down there I have I wear that winter coat in the heat of summer. Oh my god No, I'm now now, let me be honest. I haven't seen him in a while Wow Now, let me be honest, I haven't seen them in a while. That's why you smell like. Wow. Wow. What a word. What usage.

And what sensitivity. So personal. He's told the earth that sometimes when I smell so bad, I stink, I smell like semen. We literally just talked about that last week. It's so public. That's so public information. Actually, I just saw it like semen. We literally just talked about that last week. It's so public That's so public information. It's actually I just saw it on tik tok today. I thought that was only going on the oh No that none

Right now the mutton chops are gone by the way just that was that was like a oh did you get like a laser? It was like a pre-pubescent thing I used to have them. Oh so like fell out Yeah, I guess I was just growing and kind of natural selection like Darwin I'm sorry, it's a finch. It said hey, we don't really need that. I Understand you have a strong hairline now This episode is brought to you by Mando you ever step outside and you feel like you're instantly drenched in sweat every single day in my life Especially here down south. we sweat just standing up.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Now you were just talking about you and your wife, right? And it made me think, all right. Like no one was like, you're talking about you and your ugly bride. You're like, yeah, she's not to me. Like, all right. Like no one was like, ehh. You were talking about you and your ugly bride. You were like, yes, she's not to me. They're like, alright, no one was, alright. I was thinking about relationships.

Okay. Me in relationships, I am very insecure. That's why I've been single for a long time. Now that's too long, but that's okay. That's okay. Don't say that. No, I didn't mean that as a dig. I didn't mean too long as a dig.

I meant like, you're very deserving. That's what I meant, I was uplifting you as a brother. I don't know if that's a dig. I meant like you're very deserving. That's what I meant. I was uplifting you as a brother. I don't know if that's true, but I am very insecure in relationships. Now, I had this thought come up and I want to know how you'd feel about it. How would you feel if you went into your significant other's phone and you went to their music app and they had a playlist in there that was made by their ex, and they still listen to it with you. How would you feel about that?

Wouldn't be bothered in the slightest. Dude, you're so, you are, you are so fake confident right now. No I'm not. Now listen, I have one caveat. If it's a let me **** you down nice and crisp. Yeah, delete it. She's literally in the car with you like take you She's like Demetrius If she names up in a knockin boots song while I'm driving my k5

Oh, no shot, but you might as well have that thought with any song Every song is attached to a memory cam and heat That's not true. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. I get your DJP. You like music. It's almost orgasmic for you I understand music is the most intimate thing in a relationship almost Music is the soundtrack of our lives cam and you are sharing that soundtrack of her ex life with your current life Hey, Disney boy, shut the f*** up. Music's the soundtrack of our life. Yes.

So when I die they're gonna play a gunna edit over my life? No. But I like the way the guy sounds and he rides a beat. Yes or no, can I turn on Better Man by P&D and Rick Ross? What do you think of? You think of college, cause I was the soundtrack of our college years. Cause we played a lot, I understand that. Cream soda fango!

What are you gonna think about? What are you thinking about? Black Hawk Casino, $20 hand, it's all or nothing. Music is intimate bro, we just shared a relationship. No, no, no. No, shut up. Now imagine, right, that song reminded us of our bonding time. Imagine if I was listening to it with Pierce. Wouldn't that hurt a little bit?

No, because some, first off, to say all songs, completely incorrect. Some songs are attached to memories. You might have discovered this song or overplayed the hell out of a song during a specific time. Not all songs. A playlist, again, not cool. Any other playlist. Say it was a mix of all

genres in one playlist. He, your wife's ex, created this playlist. Your wife's ex-man created this playlist, took the time out of his day to make this playlist thinking of her, gives it to her. Now years later, y later you're in the car playing that together it's just music it's literally just music they're not texting they're not snapping he's completely out of the picture where does the line stop cam where does the line stop what do you mean where's the words and when is it too far if it's a sec if it's what is this one of the rap music in a bars in there I listen to that on the 24-7. But it wasn't made for you. The songs weren't

made for her either. But they were directed to her. That is such a normal social gesture. How? Music is about the sound and the taste of music. If you want to think emotions like you, that's on you. Me, I hear music and I take it. That's no different than if, that's no different between like suggesting someone to read a book or to watch a Netflix. Okay, say it share music that you like someone. Okay, say Say her ex Was a small Ford for this for the San Antonio Spurs We do you look in the closet there's San Antonio Spurs practice shorts in there. You can't get those at the gift shop Okay, it's just clothes right? No, that's different. You're keeping his clothes.

That is a physical, tangible, the song was not made for him. He did not buy the song. He liked the song, so he sent it to her. He downloaded it and put it in a curated playlist that had her name on it. He earned those shorts. I'm sorry.

He earned those shorts. So did she. He earned those shorts. She earned it. Those belong in the bonfire. The music will stay for eternity, and it's not his song. Music is more intimate than coitus for me. Music is more intimate than the actual act.

Music is more intimate than the actual act. Yes, dude, because that is like, you can just physically do the act. Music is not just physical. That is a emotional thing. Music moves you to tears. It moves you to happiness. It moves you to thoughts.

There's either one of two things happening. You're listening to shit that I've never heard or you're having shit that I can't comprehend. For you to say Just a physical act but music it hits your hits your medulla. It hits your inner cerebral What you're either you're either weird or you're listening to things. I've never heard and there's no there's no line There's music out there that I can't even conceptualize or you're having some strange buddy For me, give me some

over sound day and night you genuinely would not have a problem with that I think I've had to music ten times in my life I think I have had to the movie grown ups

more than I've had to music the amount of times I'm in the act with Olivia and I look up and I look up and I look up and I see Grown-ups to the office confession time. I've had our podcast No, you haven't oh yeah, oh yeah now I need I need you to get on your mic Oh, yeah, if you sit here on the stand, it's in my YouTube recommend in front of God and peers

I took too long It was about you to recommend if you say that it was not an accident if you physically clicked the button on one of our episodes and then proceeded to make love or animalistic pleasures You are a sinful wicked creature That's no that's strange. She missed the Monday upload. I wicked creature that's no that's strange she missed the Monday upload I started playing it and then I guess she liked the intro no no no no she hasn't watched the episode she was like I've never seen this you chose I want I want you to hear

this you chose to put not only yours but my my face and voice in the same room while Boonda is shaking. Hey, the Go Peta really helped with the rhythm, if you know what I mean. I was like, thanks Pierce. No, no, no! You look up at the screen, Pierce is like, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta. Oh my God, no. You really wouldn't have a problem with that.

Bro, it's no different. Hey, watch this Netflix series, it's great. Hey, listen to this album, it's fantastic. First time she watches that movie though, it's like their first date movie though. That's their first date movie, it's the same thing. How am I gonna get mad? How am I gonna get mad, right?

You don't have to get mad, you can get hurt. But you're letting it hurt you. How am I gonna get mad? How am I gonna get mad right? You don't have to get mad. We can get hurt But you're letting it hurt you how am I gonna get hurt if the first time she watched Transformers was with her ex but that ended up being her favorite movie of all time that explains a lot No wonder you don't have a problem with Liv watching all those Duke Dennis videos in the living room I was wondering why I saw Captain Atlanta on your big screen That's tough. It was the cipher too, and she was rapping it I Said you got a bag? Hold on. Oh, it's Duke. I get it. It's alright. It's an attractive guy. He's a good looking dude. The crazy part is there really was one of his vlogs on the tv. 24 hours in Houston? I was just in Houston. I enjoyed watching it too though. Oh no! No that sounds wicked. That sounded wicked. That's

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M-O-S. Is it music over... Six. Music over s***. Well, I don't agree with it, but I'll appreciate and you'll get your good karma if you put moss. This freak bag thinks, you think Justin Bieber's better than s***?

Yes. Oh my God. Have you heard Confident? She's confident. Oh no no. Oh no no. Have you heard Company by Justin Bieber? Oh my god.

That's not it. The whole Music Mondays. Oh my god. Journal, the whole, I would rather listen to journals on Reba for the rest of my life than ever touch a s*** again. Get us out of here. Remember, one-eyed St. Guala bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you next time in a city near you.

I swear to God I'll take s*** and I'll never listen to JB again. We're gonna have to mute that s*** word every time but...