You Should Know Podcast - THE TEXT YOUR EX'S CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

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If you're subscribed to Spotify premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show. Welcome back to Usenot podcast episode 2.25. We are Cosque. Back in the studio. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Did you hear that? Did you hear that?

He really wants to do this guys. He really wants to do this. He jumped out of the second floor of a record store with a treacherous four cassette and the cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton. You really? Like, like... Dude, it's like... The past, like, the whole 220s, you've...

been doing that. You've done the same intro every episode. I would argue that. I'm telling you something. I would argue. I would argue not. There's no way I literally started last episode by going jumped out of the second full of a record store with the Treches 4 cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward. I think I was fucking something right there. I was not a DJ. No, I'm just saying every episode when you come in you start, stop looking at me like that.

Yeah, because I think there's a lie coming. I think there's a lie coming. Big, it's a big, a myth, a lie. saying every episode you started with like this, you've done this motion and done some kind of musical theater. Maybe it's just in my blood, bro. Sorry. Not everybody can be a DJ like me. Round of a plus. I saw a comment saying that. I saw that too. It said, I really knew. I don't know when to add it. I don't know when to do it. I saw that same concept. Man, I really missed a round of a four. Hey, if that doesn't show we don't read your comments, I don't know what else. That was a solo comment. There was one person. Just randomly did a drive-by. They watched the episode and they said,

said, I really missed the round of applause. Send log off. Here we are. See, we do read your comments. So leave a comment right now saying something. Let's try again from the top. Ready? One, two, three.

We got co-host. Not that much of a top. I'm saying just the round of applause. Round of a plus. Please. Well, I've kicked everybody out. One no go pay. And you're gone.

One to cease somebody go pay to there. You're gone. He did it so smooth too. Oh, man. if y'all would have saw that what happened oh you said yeah you said yeah tomorrow me and cameras show up 930 rest y'all show up noon oh we're getting uh just like here we're getting some behind the scenes stag i was sitting there i was on the cameras on it was probably good probably okay yeah he said okay okay oh we'll see how that translates to patreon wow

I think we'll have more energy from him on Patreon. We'll see. I think so. We'll help. And we'll get... I go, I go, honestly, let's just start the exclusive off with a gopeta. Let's just see what happens. Let's just see what happens.

If they don't do it, we turn it off, we leave. Everyone leaves. You don't get it. Oh, man, dude. What a fantastic week I've had. I hope your week was... I'm sitting low. Am I not sitting low?

No, you're honestly deteriorating. I don't know what it is. Yeah. You look like those white people that got plastic surgery, but it's been sitting on them for some years, so you can tell it's wearing off. Like the silicone starting to get real loose. Yeah.

Would you ever get plastic surgery? I'm getting it. 100% I'm getting plastic surgery. On what? I don't know yet, but I want it. I've said this on the same show before. That's not how that works. What do you mean?

Plastic surgery, it's not, I mean, I guess people do that with tattoos. Plastic surgery is like a real thing. How are you to say, oh, I'm 100% getting it. I want it, don't know what, though. Yeah, I'm not sure. Something that make me look like I got plastic surgery, though. I don't want, like, hidden plastic surgery. I want that stiff shit.

Why? You want to be just like, they're like smile. You go, I am. He's like, yeah. Like the forehead does not move. Why? I think it's once I started getting in rooms with people that had money, they all had it. I'm like, oh, this is a sign of wealth.

Oh, we need to put you, we need to put you in a cave. We need to put you back in a cave, get you away from just society. No, I'm, I'm aware of how it sounds, and I'm okay with that is the thing. And that's one thing y'all aren't going to make fun of me for in those comments that are listening and watching right now. I understand sometimes that I'm being obligatory. But I am the most honest man you will ever meet. I go, if I say that in the streets, I'm in a fight.

If I say that the way he just said, I'm in a public fight, and there's no doubt about it. It's being in a black. What? You're black though. Yeah. We don't crack. So then why get extra fake? Well, I got that.

You're already not going to crack. I got them, jean. Beautiful little milk caramel truffle till the edge you die. Yeah. Well, it's not completely true. I do have the gene. I have some of your people in me. You do have some slop.

You got a little bit Iceland. who got it. Yeah, the gene pool got tainted for sure. Oh, your mom's jeans are going to beat the out of your dad's jeans. Really? Your mom looks great. Yeah, 60s. But I think it came to my-rinkle on her face.

I think my brother's getting that blessing, though. I think I'm getting that good old German side. No, no you're not. You look at the Germans. They smoked us in the World Cup last week. Oh, well, Belgium. We lost to Belgium. And that is German.

There's never been a Belgium person. that's not German. It's never happened. Am I teaching you something here? Germany has their own team in the World Cup. Are you not aware of that? There's literally the team. G-E-R, Germany, we played B-E-L Belgium.

Is Belgium not German? Oh, you thought you were teaching me something. I want to laugh, ye-h-haha, too. I'm confused. Belgium is in German. Is in Germany. Germany. No.

Belgium's its own country. Ireland. Really? Own country. Norway country. Like, they're in the same region. They're all their own countries. It's like, like, I don't like.

What's the subpart of Belgium? It goes Belgium something. No. You might be thinking of Belgrade. I don't even know where that is fully. So Belgian people aren't German. They're Belgians. Oh, I would say.

I don't know what the Belgianese. I don't know what their term is, but they're their own country. No wonder, because I'm, I was watching that game last week. I was making a lot of German jokes. They weren't... You're like,

See, he's fighting soza! Tough game, tough crowd. You go, you know, oh, I know. We're losing. No one, it feels like laughing. Like, and everyone's just like, what the fuck is this guy? No, yeah, dude, but Germans didn't do shit to us.

But the Belgians, the Belgians, the Belgians, the Belgians, they beat our... They did, dude. They did a number on us. Bro, but I kind of want to talk about that because it goes into something I have from this past week. weekend was 4th of July. Oh dude, oh wow, what a time. The first time we've recorded this 4th of July. Yes. I had the worst fourth of July ever. Of course you did. Why do I not expect

anything but I dude it was the worst time of my life and it's because I tried to have a good day. Yes you did. I was going to say that's what sucks. You were so looking forward to this man literally just like dude all I want to do I swear to God nothing could go right if I got a beer and a fishing rod I'm good because that's all I want to do. I want to drink beer and fish and fish. And how, like, and apparently you saw it a terrible day. Dude, I had the worst day ever on the 4th of July because in my head, I was telling my girlfriend, Sarah, I was like, hey, not my fiance, by the way. Some of y'all got clipped up and like, y'all didn't make it to the prank part of the joke. Oh, yeah.

I'll get to that later. I mean, people were leaving comments in this with paragraphs and congratulations. I'm like, did you watch it? Did you watch the thing that we put out to you that you're commenting on? There was people like, oh my God, I knew this you have. I just didn't know so soon. Cryface. cry face, cry face, hashtag, excited, hashtag, congrats.

I go, you're stupid. Now, now, look at that. Now, you've proved to us, you're stupid. Welcome to the club. Stupid person. Ticket, one entry. Stupidity. Yeah, now you're in Peyton's Stupid Club now.

But anyway, I had a bad Fourth of July when I was trying to have a good one because I was telling my girlfriend, Sarah, hey, I really just want to embrace the whiteness of Fourth of July. Oh, very white hallowing. Oh, it's y'all. But y'all look like you have so much. much fun. Great holiday. White people look like they have the best time on Fourth of July. Great holiday. So I was like, I want to try it. There you go. Right? And I just lean in.

Yeah. So I said, what do y'all do on Fourth of July? Y'all drink beer, y'all fish, and you get country. Yeah. So I want to do that. And I'm from the South. So like, that stuff is fun to me. And it's very accessible too. Yes, very accessible to where I live. So I was like, okay, I want to drink beer, Bud Light. But then I remembered, oh, the white people hate Bud Light now. So, like, I can't drink that. It's a cheap joke. It's a cheap joke. But it's really funny. I like it. No, I just actually never had a Bud Light.

Bud Light, dude, it sucks. Really? I don't know how it's like America's beer. Is it? Dude, bro, Bud Light's been around forever and everyone talks about. I'm like, ugh. Yeah, I've never had it. But anyway, so I was like, okay, babe, this is what I want to do.

This was July 3rd, I told her. I was like, babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6 a.m. Terrible start. Terrible. It's fourth, it's not spring forward. This isn't daylight savings time. It's not Christmas. It's Fourth of July.

Most American thing you do on Fourth of July is sleep in. Well, I've never been fishing by. myself but I heard the fishies come out in the morning. Okay. So you did fish? Yes. I'm telling you this whole thing. Okay. So I told my girlfriend on the third of July and said, hey, babe, tomorrow I want to wake up at 6 a.m. I don't want anything in my body but beer. So let's get a bunch of beers, put it in a cooler and let's head to the lake. Cooler's a big step. Got a cooler. Cooler's a very big Caucasian step. Oh dude. I went to, I went to Dick sporting goods. Oh my God. I got a fishing rod. I got bait. I got hooks. I got bobs. I got

a tackle box. I mean, I was just buying. I didn't know what I was buying. I think I bought a short hook. I didn't know what the- Is that some camo put in the car? Is that camo put in the car? Yeah, so I got a bunch of this stuff. Like, I look like Dailen Hart Jr. I don't know if they fish, but it sounds like they do. So, it's a race car driver? Who cares? Very white still. So I wake up 6 a.m. Boom. Get up. Boom. Time to go. I'm up. Let's go. I want to go fishing, right? So I put the cooler in my truck. I put all the fishing run. in my truck, ooh, I've woke up at 6 a.m. since Jesus was a baby. I was literally like this, on the road. I get to the neighborhood, right, of where this pond was, where this lake was.

Okay. So there's a big lake. So I go to this neighborhood where the lake was, but there's an extraordinary amount of cop cars out. And I said, what's going on at 6 a.m. at this lake? They found a body in the lake. Oh, cadaver. Let me fish it out. Yeah. It's not what happened. So I'm pulling up, and I rolled up. And I rolled up. I rolled down the window to a cop because like I said I wanted to get into my white jeans so I talked to the cop. Yeah you did. I said hey blue. Hey blue what you got going on. Everything's safe around here? Think we can roll up there and park real quick? So I'm talking to the cop like this. Mind you the road's in front of me. I'm talking to the cops saying hey can I park there they go no boy and I was

like I forget I'm not one of you. Yeah. I'm cosplaying today. They go no keep going, but they said it's stern and it's 6 a.m. And I'm anxiety filled because it's my first time fishing and I'm nervous. And you can't sweat. So I'm saying thank you and I'm driving forward. I feel something hit my car. Apparently those cops had bicycles there too. I ran over the cop's bicycle.

Now only the back tire and they didn't give me any problems. It was okay. I was like this is what it feels like to be all. I got away with it. Oh, God. So I, so let's start. I'm serious. I ran over,

ran over a bike cop, a cop. Well, he wasn't on the bike, but yes. Oh, my God, you'd have been behind bars. Yes, I ran over the cops. I ran over the cop's bicycle. Jesus. I found a parking spot in front of somebody's house. I take all the fishing poles and the tackle box in the cool, in the chairs.

The beer. And now there's a good little walk to get to the lake. Yeah, there is. So I'm walking to the lake, right? And I'm with a woman. Let's mind you that Now she's Fidcy

It's so pretty Bit hot babe Do you get the sunscreen You're sitting there 90 pounds of shit Yeah so I'm like okay Hurry up She's far behind

And now we're in this field Walking to the lake You beating her on foot While carrying everything Is that's missed She was going through TikTok On her phone walking I was like hey I'm trying to go fish

Right So I'm stopping And I look back at her And I'm like hey Come on! she's taking a while I'm sitting there waiting on her because I'm a good boyfriend

but as I'm sitting there waiting my foot's getting real hot I go why is my foot hot I look down 15 million ants are in between my toes I'm getting by these ants right now

oh god I feel bad for you I start jumping up I'm taking on my socks I'm banging I mean I am absolutely I take a beer out of the cool and start pouring it on my foot to get the thing off. Resourcefulness. My foot still inches to this day.

I'm not going to show you because it looks bad. No, it looks. Oh, I f***. That's the worst. The fact you had your toes out was crazy. I mean, you were fully cosplay. Yeah. Fully leaned in.

I was in it, right? So then I make it to the pond, right? Now, I didn't, or to the lake. I make it to the lake. Now my foot's on fire. I just hit a cop car. I'm having bad anxiety. Then I get there and I'm like,

I don't know how to fish. I didn't think about that. I don't know. I thought that there was, I didn't know there's a whole system to get the hook on the string and the string has to wrap around this. So I'm sitting there at 6 a.m.

watching Tick-Tox and how to assemble a goddamn fishing rod like it's a missile launcher. I was there, I was like, what the fuck's going on, man? I was like, and Sarah's looking at me. I'm foot's on fire. Sarah's still, oh, life's great. But now she's starting to judge me. She's like,

So much of a man, huh? How about you get another beer alcoholic? Yeah. And to what she tells me, hey, just start drinking. And I'm like, okay. So it's 6 a. I'm down. I got three beers in me.

That's egregious. Oh, it feels good at this point. So now I, I, I, f***, hood rig some kind of fishing mechanism. It's like it turns into just absolute art. Yeah. Picasso. Oh, take the string.

Throw it here. Just because you're drunk. And this is where the story ends. I'm like, okay. Now it's time to go fish. I now I didn't know there's a certain form you have to do to throw the fishing rod Payton out into the into the lake so I just bring the string is is like six feet off the thing with the hook I go like this and I go to release the rod goes forward but the

string and the hook aren't following. Please don't tell me. me a Sarah. That string. Don't tell me a Sarah. That hook went so far into my butt cheek cam. That, it was stuck. Deep into my butt cheek.

And if you think I'm kidding, you're not showing me your you're not so up here. You got that? You got that little red mark in there? He has there. Red part and scabbed. It looks in. You haven't been cleaned it now.

Oh, oh shit. Okay, first off, that's actually worse than I thought it'd be. I'll give you that. Second, you need to clean that. Is it bad? No, it's starting to get crusted. Like, it's starting to get like a moldy crust up top. It's getting real, that might be infected.

Yeah, sorry. You hit, you stuck your own. First off, what was your outfit? What was your outfit to where you could just stick your own that easy? Your feet are out and exposed. Like, did you show up in your draws? I was like basketball shorts. Yeah, it was like basketball shorts.

It got hot quick. That was my Fourth of July store. You talk about a Fourth of July, running over a cop, stepping in an ad hill and stick in your own. First off, you're not finishing a golf swing. You don't go like this. I've learned. You go out to the side.

No, I've learned now. Yeah, no, I've learned now. I went fully back here, and that motherfucker said, it said, anyway, there you go. We're in your ass now. Ah! You all want to know the best part. How many fish did you catch?

Oh, I didn't see a fish. I didn't see a fish. I'm not sure that lake had fish. Oh, it did. Oh, it did. Were you, okay, this is another thing. Were you going as far out as you can? Or were you going like a little shallow?

Well, I don't think I put the string on far enough. I swear to got that thing, they can go more than four feet in front of me. Oh, I mean, that's decent spot, though. Because I would have thought you would have went, yeah, let's get these fish. fish like on all the way deep. You want to play the short game. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, I did do that well then. I'm going to try again. Oh, dude. Okay. Now, by all means, I'm not bass pro over here. Yeah. But I've been fishing a couple times.

I've caught some fish. We absolutely have to go. And we have to document. I had a lot of fun because I was drinking. Oh, that's it. My a hurt, my foot hurt, but I was having fun. My ass hurt. My foot hurt.

I left for the felony and I just had a lot of Coors light. But, bro, fishing is. Fishing's pretty close to golf. Is it? It's a little fun thing that it's actually really fun because you're drinking the whole time. But it's a fun, it's that game.

I was after for like four hours, not doing. Not catching. I didn't even see a scale. You didn't see it, Finn. I almost got a heat stroke, I think. My head started really hurting, and I realized I didn't drink water. It was like 98 degrees outside.

Oh, yeah, it was half a gallon of beer. Yeah. My foot was infected. My ass was infected. Oh my God. Okay, I have to tell you, my 4th of July. Okay.

So my 4th of July, we went to, Oklahoma, spent it with Liv's family. Everything was normal. Everything was good, right? So we go to the fireworks stand and we buy some fireworks. Now, mind you, I've seen fireworks. I've done some fireworks.

I've never, like, I've never been that into fireworks. So I've never went to the stand and bought them. I don't agree with fireworks, but. First off, prices are insane. I heard this huge inflation on fireworks. Prices are insane. So we spent a moderate amount. We got like $200 of fireworks.

We got some decent, right? Like, because it was all of us. We all pitched in. Like, it was a good little show we have. They have, do you know they have artillery? They have artillery fireworks. What do you mean? Like, weapons?

So there's pretty much like, like quite like a mortar. Like, so there's some that you just light the fuse and it just shoots from the box. And there's artillery where it's a gauge like shell like this. Yeah. With a long wick on it. You like that and you drop it into the tube. And then it goes, like those are the ones. Okay, now Oklahoma.

I understand we have listers all over the place. Yeah. Peyton, I thought I was in the battle of Gettysburg at one point. It, there was literal cannons going off. Really? It was like, puss. I was like, what the f***? It was in Baghdad.

It was insane. So then out of nowhere, massive storm comes through. Okay. I'm talking literally out of nowhere. Like, we're sitting there doing fireworks, and there's like 40 mile an hour wind. I don't like that. And I was like, I hate this. That's scary.

So we all go inside, perfect timing, because now the ribs and everything are done. We all sit down. This is Liv's dad's side. We all sit down. We're eating food and everything. And we're just talking about the fireworks and how it was cool. We'll finish him when the storm passes.

Literally out of nowhere. Lives Dad, he's eating ribs. He goes, oh, wow. We go, you all right? He goes, oh yeah, I'm good. Okay. And then he has this like disdain on his face. He's kind of just like, so then I make the joke.

I'm like, oh, I'll be the funny. I'm like, you all right? like did you you good and he goes oh yeah no problem a tooth fell out he said it that quick he's like oh yeah everything's all right tooth fell out and i said you're real i literally went you're lying he's like no it's it's out it's gone i said did just swallow it at that exact moment he goes no it's right here spit it out caught it in his hand and it was a whole tooth it was like one like back here like it wasn't like a different If it would have been a day there,

you got a molar hell? I would have absolutely sh** my pants. But it was like a back, like one of these little canines or something, but a whole tooth just fell out of his head. You can't announce it like that. You can't announce it like. Why was it still in his mouth?

He literally said my tooth fell out with it still. Like were you trying to hide that? And like be polite. If my tooth falls off, I'm going, what the fuck? I'm going, oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! I'm checking which one. Oh, no. I might take the tooth and go, Oh no, I'm freaking out. And I was like, oh, dude, I know I'm not a man yet. Like this man's tooth just fell out of his skull.

And he continued, he took another bite. No, no. No, no, it's glennie. With his tooth in his mouth. He literally said, I said, man, are you, are you okay? Are you choking? What's going on? Oh, nothing.

Everything's all good. And tooth fell out. I said, what the hell? And then he broke. He put country. Now, I'm so pissed. I got to ask see if someone took a picture. I did not take a picture.

We were all rolling laughing. And it gets, so after he spit it, he puts it on the table, and we're all talking. And then, Gabe, Gabe goes,

Dad, I'm not gonna lie. That my fuck looked like a little rotten. Like, I think it was about time for that tooth to come out. I love my father-in-law. Dude,

that tooth was, it literally looked like your burk. It was like soulless. That tooth was just not a healthy tooth. It was time for it to come out. And it was, it was, bro, it was unbelievable. Oh, unbelievable moment. That's crazy enough, like, obviously I assume that that tooth was, was ready to come out.

It was on his last leg. What the fact? You don't react. This was, this is, just spit it out and continue to eat. He's, you have to take him for, like, a check. Like a wellness check. Oh, bro. Think about a tooth falling out, like a permanent tooth.

I want to put his business out there. And this was his reaction. And you could. decided he cut this, okay? What happened? He got him to phone with Sarah on face. He goes, where sir? What happens?

I love him. He goes, where Sarah at? Sarah goes, hey, T.J. He goes, I got Band-Aids on. Yo, not how you do. I got Band-Aids on. He goes, I got my Band-Aids on, doing good. Oh, when I showed up in, he looked mummified.

He was wrapped from knee down. wrapped from knee down. It was a full-blown rap. And then you got to stay on him, man. Oh, we are. Oh, Liv made a hard rule with him. Okay. She said, every time we go to the doctor from now on, you have to FaceTime me.

Yeah. Because you lie. And I got to treat you like a little kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's like, oh, everything's good. There's like a boiling thing on this way. We don't want to put his business out there.

No, yeah. No, it's like is looking a lot better though. But yeah, unbelief, bro. It, like, that was the funniest of the whole. It was unreal, bro. I learned something about myself this weekend. Oh, God. That can be scary at our age.

No, it's like, real scary. It's a talent thing. I have a talent. Uh, uh, humor. You can ask my whole household about it. I don't believe anyone that sleeps in that house. I don't believe anyone that sleeps in the house. Nothing that comes out of the mouth.

By the way, found out I didn't have AC for the eight months I left. And you always got on to us to say it was broken. It was broken. It was broken. It was broken. You made me and K. You made me and K. K. Rob feel completely crazy.

No, no, I didn't. It was, y'all are mean about it. Y'all are mean about it. There's not mean when I'm sweating bullets in your room. You're like, big, there's no fucking shit. I go, ooh, I got seven guestrooms. Don't have air. That makes sense.

Oh, everyone come over and watch an art place so we can sweat and stink. No, upstairs is very cold. So whenever I was telling you all to watch, I'm gonna sit. No one's up there. No, no, that AC worked up. There's two different units.

You wouldn't know about that. That happens in big square footage houses. Different units, right? Different mechanisms that go throughout the house. It's all right, one day. Just kidding. I'm kidding. That's funny.

Oh, I'm talking to you about, oh, I'm about to sound prude later in the podcast because I have a story about that DoorDash or Renee. Fuck you. Oh, if you're on my Instagram, you know about Renee. Oh, I got a whole thing. Oh, my God. I literally called this man. He said, no, no, no, I cannot tell you.

Because I'm not telling you. Oh, but you'll see that later in the episode. I cannot wait for that. Yeah, tell me, uh, I have riddle me your talent. I have a, I found out I have a talent. Okay. I don't believe you, but sure. It's really good.

I think it's because I'm a little messed up. You know, like, people that are like me, we're really good at certain things. Very specific things. Yeah. Yeah. Like, my brother contained everything about a car. And he's, like, you know, he's, he's got problems. I'll never forget.

Like, you can see a car. He got, oh, yeah, in 1942, they changed the doors on that one. Like, it's like, he's like, he's like, never forget. This man, Payton was about to get a car. The spam pain was about to get a car. He was like, what should I get? I think Preston said. Man, cannot beat.

You cannot beat, Honda Odyssey. I said, I don't want a luxury car. This is it me. No disrespect. I said, press in,

I'll kill you. I'll kill you where you stand. Oh, man. Okay, talent. Okay. I found out I have a hidden talent about myself. Yes.

What is it? I can understand things in reverse. What does that even mean? Like, what does that mean? If something's played in reverse, I can, I know what it's saying.

I know what people saying if it's in reverse. So if like words, if someone speaks in reverse, you hear it clear. Anything in reverse, I can figure it out. Guess what? No, I swear to you, you know, people are like lip readers? I'm a, I'm a here reverse reader. Anything in reverse I can hear it well. And I, I thought it was crazy too, but I kept doing it. It might take me some seconds, but I can do it. I don't can I test you. Can I let me, let me quiz you? Mm-hmm. I can quiz you? Mm-hmm. So I just have to, I don't know how to speak in reverse. You can decode it? I was like, act dog mighty.

You go, oh, pizza's hot. Let's f*** out of here. That is not real at all. I find like reversal videos. Not like the first cowgirl videos you watch, but like the other reversal videos. Let me twerk it. Slim, me nill-a-min-a-min-mila-mila-furk it. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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I'm ready. I put him in reverse and we're just going to test it. Okay, okay, I hope you didn't make it like super hard though. No, I go, I'm like, excreely. me avalage to Abatashito. And I go, oh. You go, North Pacific West.

If I can do that, put me in a museum. Oh, I'd send you to NASA. I boosted it up a little bit. I can do simple words, though. And I've only tested this for a weekend, and I was drunk.

That's crazy to go on the air, on the internet that lives forever after a drunken weekend and go, dude, I have a new talent. Like, you put in maybe two hours in this. Yeah, but maybe two hours. All right, I put 30 seconds in it changed people's lives. Okay, first one, you ready?

Yeah. And you tell me when it gets too annoying because they're short videos. So it's going to go and go. Okay. Is that even in reverse? It's moon. Is that it?

That didn't even sound like it was in reverse. That was moon. That wasn't reversed. And what do you mean that was moon? Why'd you say it's so simple? Don't dab me up. You got to be happy for me. That doesn't say no, but no, no.

That sounds like moon. No, everybody agrees with that. Noam. Go do you again? It really sounds like you're saying moon with like sauce in your mouth. Like were you eating when you made that? What? That was easy. That's moon. Easy. If you just told me, if someone just blindfolded me, I don't know why my vision matters, but someone said, hey, what word is this in reverse?

I would be all over the place. Yeah, you don't have their talent. That's not like you just had food in your mouth. Turn it up a little bit too. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Sounds like a foreign prayer. Here we go. Say it again. Say it again. Hello.

What? Stop it. Hoala. Hoalak. Quala. What in the f***? It's easy if you learn it. Hollaluk.

Stop saying learn it. It's not. You get the beginning in the end. Hoalak. And then you have context, clues. Koalawak. I mean, that's why it's sound like a foreign prayer.

It did. But how do you like, okay. Okay. Okay. Hualaluk. Hula. Kuala.

It's easy. Syllibles and... Hawalach. It's all syllables and first and last word. If I flipped those, holluk, I'd go, Kowalach. That's not koala. Hoala.

Hoaluk. Hoaluk. Hoalach. Listen. Hoaluk. Koalach. I didn't say it. I swear to God when I made the video, I didn't go,

Kuala. Like, I didn't do that. That's what I'm saying. You can justify it. You're getting it right. So your method's working. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. A n' note. like a minion. Oh, now we're clapping. It's a syllables.

Oh, now we're clapping. I'll give it two one more time. I don't want to. I don't know what that first. I think you got you on this one. I think you're stumped. I will stop. Shut up!

That just scared me. That scared me. I'm trying to think over a moaning in my ear. Mnana. Banana. Banana. How the f-in-ha-this is stupid. This is stupid.

Oh. Oh, my God. How are you getting? And you said banana. Oh, look at that little. Oh. I'm sorry. I almost would drop the rails.

Is that it? Yes, it was banana. Yeah. Okay, you're gonna teach me. I have one more. It's a syllables and first and last and you just use context clues and be careful I have one more. Okay. It's like minions Holtz Tonight we will steal the moon You're a dad. Um Holtz. Holtz.

Now this one I genuinely Roots. I genuinely hope you'll get it Soul. Soul? Soul? No. Lutes. Lutes. Oh, stool. Yeah, dude. Okay. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Stool is the easiest one.

Yeah, because lutes backwards is stool, right? Is that all you have to do? Just decipher it? I mean, it's literally just a word and reverse. I know, but there's no... It's syllables. Because you're not talented. God didn't bless you with that. Okay. He blessed me in some other areas. It's...

I go, he bless me in some other areas. Fertility. I go, I'm two for two. Oh, man. Dude, yeah, I learned that this weekend. It's just, it's always talking. Just learned that. Well, I learned that about my cell.

Like, you had a beer. You talked to Sarah's dad, and you're just like, Ah, I had mercy. Imagine you're so f***ed up. You just started talking to, oh my God, that's what it was. Oh, my God, you got so blasted that I just, people were talking to you, but you were hearing it in reverse. Yeah.

Oh, you were drunk, drunk. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was. I was having a good guy. You said that. You were sitting there looking at him. Oh, Yajamo.

Hey, oh my. Yeah, dude, I've learned a lot about myself. Oh, my God. Okay, I just thought about this. So obviously, I recorded those on Snapchat and just went reverse, right? Yeah, yeah.

Crazy. You know how it shows memories? Yeah. Okay, a picture pulled up from today from like years ago. Whatever happened to that girl? Like, she was in the picture of all of us. I don't know if you want to.

this deep to keep this, but she, Florida. I never told you. No. I never told you about the text? That text? I have nothing about it. You have a text? Was this like two years ago? Yes. Two years ago, Florida? Yes. Yes. There's a text? What is this? Okay. I don't know if I still have it, but there's a text that she sent me like years ago. When this happened? Yeah. And I wanted to talk about it on the podcast, but I wanted to give a time and I just

completely forgot about it. Can I try to. God, there's no better. Please try to find it. Speaking of text, sorry. You know what, actually, it's probably my favorites. That's insane. No, no, no, that text is insane. Oh, it's a bad text.

Yeah. Oh, God. I'm strapped in. Oh, my God. Wait, bad from you or from her? Because you can get nasty. You can get absolutely wicked behind the thumbs. It's from her.

Oh, my God. No, no, don't tell me she hurt my pain to wait as hard. No, she didn't hurt me. She creep me out. Oh, it's that text. The amount of dothed. Oh, it's that text. Oh, it's that text.

I pray to God I can find you. You can like search your favorites now. Wait, there's favorites in text messages? No. So if you, like in your, I have favorites in my album, right? And then like in the favorites album, but then you can search pictures. Oh. Like with the, let me text what she said in it because I remember it a little bit.

Oh my God. There it is. You have it? Yes, I just typed in black. This episode of the Ushino Pop. This podcast is brought to you by booking.com. Travel has been all over my mind, Kim. You know, since we've been on tour,

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And it just keeps it genuine and specific. It truly is amazing. Yes, it is travel time. It's time to book that trip. It's easy. Booking.com booking. Yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. What? I'm so happy this. Black? I hope she doesn't watch. What does that even mean black? Oh my God, you have to read. Can you please read? I literally stop talking to her to this. Oh my God. I think the context of this text. Oh no, give it to us raw. No, no. Okay. Okay, you want it like no context? I want it raw.

Ah, no, context is good. Context is good. Or no, no context. Yeah, there we go. Reverse engineering. Just swear to God, she texts me to say, I'm so ready for this. I'm so ready for this.

That is just divine pod gods right there. The fact that that picture popped up. Okay. The text. The text says, Hello my beautiful black king Oh my god I call you that

I call you my beautiful black king I do Hello my beautiful black king crown emoji Please go get Some king crab For my king And hella butta sauce

With the black arm emoji And a heart You can have my diet coke That's something like a bomb one off I thought we got bombed, bro. I had the jac got scared for a second. Kind of move studios. Yeah, look, I have the text.

Read it. Do you want the... I stopped talking about that. Hello, my beautiful black king. Crown emoji. Please go get some king crab for my king. And hella butter sauce. How does you smell butter?

Hell a B-U-T-A-H butter. Hella-butter sauce, black flex. and you can have my die coke. What the f***? You can go with a razor? Yeah. She was like a Spanish. Yeah, she was.

Why is she talking to me like that? Daddy, can I first, can I start this? My sake? That is absolutely not the route I thought this text was going. I thought she was like, no, you, da, da, da, just talking to her sh-no. No, we were fine. That's why I was like, whatever happened,

because I didn't remember like this like turmoil. She wanted, I don't remember. She gave you the ick. She gave you the black egg. She gave the black king a black plague. She said, hell, good morning, my beautiful black African king. Go get some African American black crab leg. And hella butter soft.

Hella butter is crazy. After her, black king. H-E-L-L-A space butter. She's Hispanic, girl. Yeah, from like Miami. And then she literally hit a black flex. She had to click on that emoji and select the black guy. No, she had something on.

like within her. Yeah, I think she was in it. She wanted to call me something. I was like, because I remember, I don't remember. Was she in town? I don't remember what it was, but it was like something I wanted to try seafood guy. I wasn't in the seafood at the time. And I got was, oh, oh, oh, oh, shut up. Shut the fuck up. She sent this or she was at your house. Yeah, I think so. Like, and I went to go get the, my beautiful black hand go the hell of butter sauce. What? I would have given her the police the apartment I would have never returned

I would have never showed back up yeah I'm so surprised I never should get some hell of king craft of my beautiful black king make sure you don't forget the hell of but a son

she was a Spanish that's not how you sound at all she's never like she'd never talked to me like that and she never spoke to me like that what possessed her to say that the first text of the day

too woke up a little spunky She was like you know, racist. She just woke up just tish racist. Yeah. Holy shit. Night before that, you know what I mean?

And then, and then the next morning she was like, my butt. She goes, I've never been treated out like I was last time, my black king. I'll make sure you bring back that hell of the son. Oh, and by the way, you can have my diet code. Only normal part of that message, you can have my DC. Yeah. What in the hell? I don't know.

I don't know. I'm so happy. That was just, that just severed. I think after that trip, I sent her bag and I never talked to her. Send her back as crazy. To Florida. I know July 4th just happened. All right.

No, to Florida. To Florida. I wasn't even talking about the location. I was just talking about the verbiage. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. It was crazy text, yeah.

Oh, my God. What a moment. Dude, because genuinely. I want to, like, interview her. Oh, oh, God. I want to bring her back. What the f***? Hey, are you real?

Are you real? Are you really? She goes, you experience those 45 seconds. See me on send that. I'm gonna eat, like, I've been close, girl. I know what you're talking about. I've seen it. Golly, I've seen it alive and well, too.

Have we ever told that story? Oh, God. I knocked down the door, I said, hey, I need some more double A's for my Game Boy. Oh, what the f f f***? I said, ah, who is that? What is it? Hey, there's some of your pants. Get it out, you need help? I don't know why I didn't waste fan.

I don't know why you didn't waistband or, like, like, I don't think you could have Wasteman I think you were shirtless up top too I was I think he just came out and just

I'm halfway once oh oh dude our roommate's you want to Smithsonian you want to know something even better than that

is I will never experience that having been thinking about waistband and me touch him on to sturt them

I'll die without ever having that as a genuine thought like all if I waste man it's like

yeah you can barely see it it's more than that but it's it's not it's not

I remember that's a swallow whatever that was. He said, I remember. I mean, that was a moment. I remember. Oh, yeah, I said.

Because we shared, okay, we shared a room, but the bathroom was in his, like, there was a dividing door, my room, his room, but the shared bathroom was inside his room. To get to our shared bathroom, he had to go through my room. What the fuck?

That was stupid. You beat me to move in. He picked a big room. That's dumb as, anyway. Anyway. It makes it more sense. You were more. social so everybody had to go through your room to talk like they want to hang out.

Oh yeah, I, nobody would have came to around. If I never say I never like forced you to meet everybody and you had the front room, people are coming in to just hang out and stuff. You're always just like this. Like a little, like get out.

But I'm not to just get in my rightful space in my bathroom. And he's going to Pound Town and they're having fun. And apparently the festival, the ride just ended, like just in very much blood flow. And he opens the door and he's just like this. He's like, yeah, what's up, bro? He's like, yeah, what's up, man?

And I literally was like, I was like, hey, Brutcheeneen, what the fuck? I was like, what is that thing? What is that? What is that? That's not a thigh weight? What is that? I've seen an ankle weight.

Is that a thigh weight? What is that? That can't be what I think it is. That's not fair. That can't be right. Oh wow. All right, I'm gonna go pissed. All right, I'm gonna go. You're gonna go, just get back in the bed.

Are you all right, ma'am? I go, I'll call help if you need help. My God. You go to the hospital. What? I go, why did I get that? My God, he can already jump higher than me. It means that he can f***er to.

I had no sacks there. I definitely want this. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Dude. What about this? You're gonna stop. You're not telling everything on this podcast. What about that? What about?

Oh my God, I hate us and I love us. I love us. I can't see too well, but I'm getting those little black dots. I need to ask a doctor about that, bro. That happens every episode. If I see you better cut that last part out. Oh, God, dude. Wow.

You can keep this in, though. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Let's talk about something else. God, dude. You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. It is very overwhelming.

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dot com slash ysk that's rocket money dot com slash y sk rocketmoney dot com slash ysk no on to the rest of the episode let's talk about something else man let's do um do you eat your apples sauce hot or cold what the f*** does that mean i'm 28 i've had i've had applesauze in 15 years apple sauce bro I'm on the verge of not being able to breathe. You're going to ask me about applesauce. You don't even buy apples sauce for my babies. They don't even need apple sauce. You think I eat applesauce.

As a 28-year-old, when you ate applesauce, you didn't eat it. Applesauce hot or cold? I hate it room-timp. Really? Yeah. 20 years ago? Yeah, it was room-tip. You've never had an opinion.

Hot or cold? If I had to be cold, for sure. Is it either room-tip or from the fridge? Hot applesau. You're a f*** killer. You are an absolute murderer. No, you warm up your. Your applesauce is the best delicacy ever.

It's the best dessert. First off, applesauce, not a dessert. Let's cut that right there. Please stop. Applesauce is what they give out at the shelter. You're the only one who can make applesauce a class thing. No, applesauce is not a dessert. Yes, it is.

They give us to children. You threw up. That was vomit. I heard the chunk. Like the little pipe got busted. It went, ugh. I have seen applesauce handed to children at breakfast. Yes.

I was a YMCA. Camp leader counselor. I served applesauce. Two children at breakfast. Sure. We never gave out a dessert. Not once. Ergo can't happen.

As an adult, applesauce is a dessert, warmed up. Nope. You got to heat up your applesauce. First off, that in itself is disgusting. Or it's a good, it's a good, like,

sauce for pork chops. You ever put... What? What? You ever put applesauce on your pork chops? You look like a pork chop-eat. You look like a pork chop-eat-yed mother-ha. Pork chops.

What's wrong with pork chops and applesauce? You've never done that? Are you alive? What do you mean I've never done that? Applesauce and pork chops? Oh my God, right now, try it. Dude, if you ever put battery ass there on your Pop-Tarts? It makes a weird little flavor.

Shut up! No, you're not gonna make me look like this. You're not gonna make me look like this. You're gonna be so surprised. I'm not making you do anything. I'm not making you do anything. I haven't had a pork chop with that apple sauce. I've never done it.

I've never had that. Oh, dude, I almost said some, I mean, just terrible. terrible. Like terrible. I don't know, so you need to be shot. Like, not like fatally,

but like maybe like a pelican. Just like, just like, just one good just shot. I think you're gonna be grossly surprised about how many people know about this and do this.

It's more people eat pork chops with apples sauce than not. I, like, I'm feeling an innate need to like, like, hurt you,

like squeeze you. Why? Apples, you're saying that in your death, first of all eating apples sauce on pork chops. Yeah. Applesauce.

A kid's snack on a, on a entree that is meat. You're grossly mistaken saying Applesauces is a kid snack. Cold applesauces for kids. Grow up. I don't heat any sauce.

I don't heat my sauces. I don't heat ketchup. I don't heat mustard. I don't heat anything. You should start heating. It's all cold. After you open it, where does it go? Fridge.

Spaghetti sauce, open it, where does it go fridge? It gets hot when you put it in the rest of the meal and you don't put applesauce on meat. Peanut butter goes in the... Like, are you in jail? If you put your peanut butter in the pantry like you said you do, that's a warm sauce. That's not a...

Oh my God, peanut butter's not a sauce. acts as a sauce. No, it doesn't. You don't dip your apple slices in peanut butter? Yeah, I mean, yes, you do, but that's not a sauce. It's a saucy substance. You don't take a spoonful of peanut butter and drizzle it over something.

You'd be there for a century. Yeah, you do. You'd be there for y- Over, over- What? Oh, over a banana. It's like the fondue, it's peanut butter fondue. You do not drizzle, keyword, drizzle your peanut butter

over a banana. You, you, I have seen you throat Countless bananas in your existence. Careful. And you do not drizzle them. I've seen you salt and pepper the son of a . I've never seen you drizzle peanut butter on a banana. You know it's also good applesauce and bananas.

Applesauce is the most, apple sauce is more diverse than ketchup. You're going to hell. You are going to hell with the world's worst people ever. Why? First off. Because you haven't tried something because your palate's this big,

you still eat lean cuisines with a penguin on it. Drunk too much beard, you thought you were a sage and could speak backwards. I obviously can't. Yeah, you're right, but this is probably one of those moments. You're mad because I got a big, eat apples up. I go, shut your dumb big d-buck. Apples, no, that is another drunken thing.

That is a drunken thing. No, it's not. Right now, try applesauce and bananas. Then try applesauce and pork chops. After you eat applesauce and pork chops, your life is gonna change. Do you just hear what you told people, like you just told, imagine going to the grocery list

and you said, applesauce, banana's pork chops. Name of time I've been wrong about a snack. I make the best snacks in the world. Cucumber Gatorade rate whole. I literally raised cucumber Gatorade sales of 125%. Yeah. You did. That's fine. I couldn't get at that whole year I couldn't get cucumber Gatorade in my store. But everyone wanted to disagree with you. They're not agreeing with you. But they tried it and they loved it. Obviously. Then salt and peanut Then after that salt and pepper bananas. What happened? Everybody tried it became a trend.

It's good. Now right now go get a pork chop and then go put some Applesauce on it warm. Cold could be good if you like that kind of texture. Aren't Gordon Ramsey? Put it! Whoa! Code could be good for you on texture. Shut up.

Well, I don't know how to cook. So it makes me come up with concoctions like this. So you took a pork chop. You put it in a skillet. Meat. And you went... Sarah. Sarah made the pork chop.

I don't know to make pork chop. My friend has a permanent eye sty from a pork chop. Got one of those beads stuck in there. What does that even mean? That's what he told him. You know, people got that little dot in their eyes. I hate that. I always want to poke it with a thumbtack. He said he got his from a pork chop.

I think I said this. What does that mean? Like, it was diseased? He said he was... It's not even a sty. It's just foreign. He has a piece of ham in there. Yeah, something's in my eye.

Oh my God. Okay, enough of the pork chop and apples sauce. Mm-hmm. Okay, I saw something. I know for a fact you've seen this, but we have to talk about it. Okay. Did you see Chris Brown at his most recent concert? And I'm talking about the theatrics on the stage, right?

What part? It's a long show. I heard it's a four hour show. Oh, four hours, whatever. I'm honed in on this about a three-minute segment. What happened? Oh, no, nothing. Basically just a fan.

Oh, I saw that. I mean, can I say, I would be, I, those are blessedful strokes. Oh, oh, I mean, I get all the aura. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's doing, oh, while singing too. While singing, popping! During popping?

No, I would love to receive Chris Brown's strokes during popping. Oh, yeah, Chris Brown could take me during popping. What? That'd be nuts. And you know he's well-indowed probably. 100%. I mean, he gives it at least. He gives it.

He gives it well-endowed, yeah, yeah. But the thing is, this is, like, think about this. This is, they go to a concert, right? People are a little close enough, and he just goes, you look good. Come here. That was a fan? That was a fan.

I thought that was one of his dance. It has to be one of his dancers. That was a fan. You got to sign up like a, like a, like a, like a waiver. Like a pre-up. You have to, like, like, he's, he's literally having s-do with this woman. Yeah, I saw that at time. Bro, he was hot.

He's going, he spanked her? He's, I watched, I watched two strokes. I said, this is too much for me. I got off of it. He's fully stroking her, grabbing all that good meat, like all that good skin. You know those crevices, cracks and creases. He's grabbing all the crevices creases and cracks. Oh, no, he's in his bag.

He's thrusted her in. I'm talking, just taking it. He's taking it. And then he steps back, hits a little high note real quick. Like, and I'm like, one, okay, let's just break it down. One, he doesn't love that woman. You're supposed to have intimate stuff like that with people you love. He doesn't love her.

First red flag. Two, hey, guess what? There's 30,000 souls watching this right now live. Three, you didn't ask if she has a man or a hundred. or children. Four, there's a thund thirty thousand people there. Let's call it 15,000 phones recording you being by Chris Brown in the middle of a stage. You need to relax.

And five, the cherry on top, whenever he ends it, oh, thank you for, oh, thank you. Get the f*** out of here. I have finished my show. I mean, like an absolute just, it is, it is. First of all, I need, we need to do research on if that was a fan. Do I look it up? Do I look it up? Can I see the video real quick?

No. We can't put this on the screen, but do your own research. Please, God, go watch the video. We'll cut to after I watch it. Like, genuinely, look at that. That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, I'm not gassing it. Oh, no, you can keep this in.

I'm not gassing it. Like, he is, he's having something. Somebody's tied up. What? This is three minutes. Oh, yeah. This lady's tied up. Like, he almost just touched her.

Okay. Oh my God. No, I'm telling, like I'm not, I'm telling you. Oh my God. Yeah, I mean, it's not bad. Oh! She, she, I mean, she has a broken eye contact. Yeah, no, she's freaked out too.

Okay, can you imagine, imagine, imagine, like, people, I hate this out like, we're getting old. Imagine like a daddy daughter in the crowd, like they both love Chris Brown songs. It's like they love popping, they love with you. shit down. Well, no, the daddy daughter wouldn't like that song.

I'm saying, the daddy might and the daughter might. No, I'm saying, like that song to the moment to make the daughter. The daughter is now coming to. But you need to stop. I'm talking about a daddy daughter. Like, they love. Oh, they like it together. They love like with you together.

They love singing like pop in like, run it. Like all those songs, right? Just because you have a wide audience of fans that you don't need to change who you are. Like he probably goes to the show. It's like, oh, I want to fuck on stage with clothes on. Yeah. So like, you don't have to change that because there's a potential that there might be younger audience. I think we're mistaken that that was a fan.

I don't think he was a fan. I think that was somebody that was on his guest list that came to that show. That was somebody that was on that guest list. And I got some Chris Brown story, too, from behind the scenes. He's got a good guess list. Who? Chris Brown kissing a fan on stage during Take You Down performance. This is the same woman, by the way, same performance.

Who is that? They're locking lips. But who is that? Swap and spit. I don't know. Who is that tweet from? I don't trust that tweet. Anyway.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, Kim, stop watching it. No, no, no, no, no. This is watching it. This is the woman. Yeah, she's an Instagram model probably, isn't she? She went on live. Talks about the viral clip that went around.

She went to the show with her sister. Dida-da-da-da. Oh. Say it. Hurry. Read. Oh, sorry. Say it.

On the, Jayden confirms that Chris Brown did kiss her multiple times. It seems the sisters have a direct plug to Breezy and are taking full advantage. Thank you. I told you. There's no way that they don't know them. They look like that. their Instagram model. I'm telling you they got it. Maybe so.

But I have a story before we get out here. Okay. I gotta talk about Renee. Oh my God, I've been waiting. I gotta talk about Renee from DoorDash. Yes, you do. Now, you might have seen this on my TikTok. You might have seen this on my Instagram story.

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I'm shaking and disturbed. And the fact that DoorDash hasn't taken any measures towards this criminal thug that they have run around representing their company in the greater Dallas area. Not a single stutter either. I am perturbed. I am nervous. to even order from your service anymore, I don't know what to do because of this criminal you have representing your company in the greater Dallas area. Her name's Renee. Now, I will say

this, hashtag release the call because it's recorded. Hashtag released the call. Now, I have it from both in, so don't you dare try to it, doodash. So basically what happened is I had my girlfriend and her mom over at my house, right? Well, my girlfriend lives in. My girlfriend's mom was at her, me and my girlfriend's house, right? And they said, oh, I'm hungry. And I said, hey, my beautiful queens, don't you dare try to go out and get food. Don't you dare.

I have DoorDash. Yeah. Right, I have DoorDash. This Black King's got you. You need to stop. I have DoorDash. So I'm going to order your son. What do y'all want?

They said, I want this specific fajita. I said, I got you. I get six of those specific fajitas. I order them, right? They go, didn't ask for that. I order the fajitas, right? From this place, I always order the fajitas from. It's a great fajita plate.

in the greater Dallas area. I didn't get that name when we're done. Yeah, I got you. So I order on DoorDash frequently. I've never had a problem. Now, I've ever had a problem until this violent thug Renee came along. So a confirmed order, and it says, Renee is your dasher.

She's on her way to go get your fajitas. So I said, thank you, Renee. Right? Now, Renee picks up my order, and I see her traveling to my neighborhood. Now, I will say this, and you can get your, your capitalist, you get your jokes off.

the 1% I live in a gated community. All right, I don't put it out there. Fine. It's for these violent thugs like Renee. It's why. It's these violent, criminal, vicious thugs like Renee that I try to keep out of my life. Right? So this violent, vicious thug Renee, who I find out is a 50-year-old white woman.

She's making her jolly-ass way to my neighborhood. Now, I know, because I dooredash all the time to my neighborhood, that I got to send these door-dashers a gate. code highly secured yes for a reason for thugs like Renee so I send Renee a code it's in the chat I have a text I haven't screenshot it I send it to her right now I'm talking I've done my part I've done it I'm talking to my girlfriend and her mom right she's building my four foot tall gangar puzzle I'm sitting her watching her do it right my not near my phone because I'm quality time with my family my hungry family

I look over and I see I received a call from DoorDash. I go, oh no. I can't breathe. I miss a call. Why did I miss a call? I go to our chat and it says a message from Renee saying, I'm turning around, period. Attitude.

Reney. Off rip. Attitude. What are you talking about? You're turning around. So I call Renee. I go, hey, is everything okay? She goes, no.

First of all, I'm already shaken and disturbed. I'm around my family. Renee. I'm around my. I'm shaking and disturbed. So I'm like, whoa, Renee. What's wrong, Renee? What's going on?

And she goes, she goes, you need to tell your security that, or no, no, no, she, this is before she blamed the security. She blames me. She goes, your directions are all messed up. And I go, what directions, Renee? I didn't put it in any directions, Renee. The DoorDash does that on their own. I don't know how to do that.

And she goes, it took me to this back exit for the gate which only residents. And I go, all, everybody can be. Everybody can get in to any gate if you have a code. Did you receive the code I got you? No, I didn't get any code. I'm turning around. I said, no, you're not. Renee, you have my product?

He's like, Renee, you have my food? And she goes, yeah, I have your food, but it's my lunch now. What? Holy shit. Violent thug, Renee, thread me. Threaten me saying, your $100 meal is now my lunch. And I go, whoa, Renee, whoa, what do you talk? I'm shaking at this point.

I'm like this. I can't. I'm disturbed. I'm perturbed. She goes, it's my lunch now. And I go, Renee, no, this is for my, for my family. For my family, they're hungry. They're starving.

And she goes, she goes, oh, she goes, it's okay, boy. Racial. Racial. Racial. Racial. Racist. Racial and racist. Both of them.

She goes, it's okay, boy. I go, she goes, I'm glad you ordered all this food because it's going to make a really good lunch for me because you don't know how to give directions and you want to live in your little gated community. First of all, expensive. Expensive. Let's clock that T. I pay a premium to live there to stay away from violent criminal thugs like you,

50-year-old white Renee. And she goes, I'm not going to drive all over the DFW area to deliver your little meal. It's my food now. That's $100 plate. Yeah, it is. That's $100. You've never spent $100 on fajitas. It's a class issue now.

And now, and I go, oh, Renee, it's not the whole DFW area. You just have to put in the gate code. She goes, she goes, I was. talking to your security guard at the gate, there's no code to put in. Well, let me tell you something. If you want to, that talk box, seconds as a code placer. You can't talk to the guard if you didn't see the code placer. That's your fault. And she goes, no, I'm turning around with your food. You need to fix your directions. Guy, guy. Guy. Now you're assuming my gender. So now it's a double problem. And you're a hateful. Now, you're a hateful. I am very pro

LGBTQIA plus over here. Okay, we don't play those games. Not with my people. Not with my people. I'm very plus. I'm very pro-LGBQIA plus. Sorry if I mispronounced. So she's now giving me genders, right?

Which is fine, because I am at him, which is fine. You assumed right. Doesn't make you okay. Yeah. And she goes, she goes, cry all you want, little boy. Whoa! Now she's talking about your meat. She called you little.

She calls me little. And she turns around and she goes, it's going to be a good lunch. hangs up. Arrest her. What a violent thug. On a recorded line, she told me she's stealing my food, $100 fajitas. Yeah.

Making fun of where I live, rude. Calls me, boy, that's racist. Then says, guy, that is anti-LGQTIA plus. Don't like that. She heads back now. I call. I call the support line. Hey, you have a violent thug stealing.

There's a criminal. criminal on the loose, stealing my $100 for a hit is my family starving. $100 is just taken from it. I'm calling DoorDash. They say, oh, it looks like she's taking it back to the place. You can go pick it up. Now my life's in danger because I have to drive these streets with violent thugs. Like Renee.

Walking around. I could have, knowing Renee, she was not in her right mind. She could have been waiting outside my neighborhood to tee bone me at any time. Oh my God, 100%. And you wouldn't have been in the right mind to drive either because you were shaking in pertur. And so I drive to the fajita place. knowing that Renee might be there to assassinate me or take more for me and steal.

We know she's a violent thug criminal. 100%. So I have to go in there. I'm ducking. I'm literally, you can check the security cameras with the feet. I'm literally like this shaking and perturbed. And I go to the counter guy and I go,

hey, was there a little white lady here named Renee? He goes, yeah, bro, what happened? And I was like, I don't know. She said she was going to steal from me. She said, and then he goes, yeah, she said that you gave her the wrong directions. Now she's accusing me, accusing an innocent black man of,

doing something. She's problematic. Now what she said, mistimed it. Arrest Renee till it's backwards and DoorDash. The fact that I've tried to contact support multiple times and the most y'all did was give me a refund. After I had to fight for it and $3 of DoorDash credit, what the fuck is that going to cover? What the fuck that's that going to cover? I was a loyal DoorDash or Uber Eats is looking really nice. And tell, and now and now, You're in the greater D.FW area. Yeah, that happened. No, what happened?

What are you going to do about it? I'm sorry. I mean, you just have so much. He said, Uber-Reeds and look. It was so much. You had to bring the spit back in. No, what happened? And what are you going to do?

So, Renee. So DoorDash. If anybody's door-dashing in the northern Dallas area, and you see Renee, switch door dashers. She's a violent criminal thug that steals food on a reporter line. And she's racist.

Yes. Wow, man. So, hashtag arrest Renee until it's fucking backwards. And I'm not using your service until I know there's disciplinary action on Renee. She should not be able to door dash.

I'm so sorry. My bad, that God has blessed me with hard work and success and the best fan base on the earth that has allowed me to get into a nice neighborhood. That I'm renting. God forbid you struggled once in your life, Renee. Jesus.

God forbid. Take it all out on a beautiful black king like my friend. Yeah, hella butter sauce. Yeah, well, hell of butter sauce. Criminal thug arrester. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you. What?

I have a surprise for you. Just a quick little endearing. Quick little endearment of my love. It'll be quick and easy. Close your eyes. Is this the prank wars? No, it's not, I promise. If I call out Prank Wars before you do the prank,

then you got to negate the prank. That's stupid. I caught you. It's a prank. You didn't catch me. I said, hey, close your eyes. It's not hard to catch. So if I say it's a prank and it is a prank,

that doesn't count on the prank. course. What? Move your mic. Move your mic. Cam, I'm beating you. You're not eating anything. Nothing's going to touch you. It's nothing alive. Nothing's going to hurt you. No, promise. Promise. Actually, you can keep your eyes closed, but you don't have to put your hands

out yet. I'm just going to hold it rather. Okay. Don't look. Cam, I don't look. It's funny until it's not. Don't look. Don't look. Do not look. Don't look.

I'm not looking. How much setup does this take? Okay, so. Not yet. This surprise, this is me inviting you on a date. I'm asking you on a date. All right? Me?

But I got a token of my gratitude, my appreciation for you. Is this real? This is real. I miss going on dates. This is real. I'm asking you on a date. And you're probably gonna say no, because you already have previous plans

with your girlfriend and that's, yeah, it's understand. But I can do it. Oh, appreciate it. I love you. Here we go. Will you see the new Spider-Man, movie with me. Open your eyes. I was too lazy to cook last night. And I got a little Cesar's and I mean obviously I cleared the pizza but the boxes were sick. So I just thought

I'd bring them to you today. I thought they were kind of cool. What's a surprise? Oh, that's it. The boxes. You think I haven't seen those? I have those at my house. CJ orders Little Csiesers every day. Now, did you buy me movie tickets? If you would have said yes to date and except so you haven't even bought the movie tickets this is me asking you on a date where what movie theater i have the tickets if you haven't said yes yeah i'd go with you all right i'll buy the tickets the boxes wait is there's nothing in the box that means a little bit of grease but it's about it oh wow man i thought i was i mean i i i just i know your heart and i know you like cool stuff like that and like memorabilia it's not memorabilia those are mass-produced pizza boxes that i

have in my trash can right now actually i mean i do appreciate the gesture just just for me it's I mean you know I had a long night just for me just give me like two nice things here how about how about we try to get just just just just but it's such a weird presentation that you offered just like see the ticket to get me tickets but there's no tickets there's no date that's like saying hey will you marry me and there's no ring that's not no you because you don't have to do no it's not you got to say no you still got to that's for a wedding if I said hey can I take you out on a date and we go to

different movie theaters if you Just be nice to me. Here we go. All right, keep your eyes closed. I wanted to ask if you wanted to go see the new Spider-Man movie with me as a date. Open your eyes. Whoa! Oh, wow.

Aren't they sick? Dude, let me see this. Yeah, that's the better one. I figured you'd want that one. Cool, cleared it, huh? Yeah, oh, yeah, I didn't even leave Grumps. Yep. Wow.

What's this for? I just, you know, I know you love, like, your movie posters and cool stuff and cardboard cut out, so I do. I just figured these. These are pretty sick boxes. Wow. Are we getting paid to shout at Little Caesars? No. Good, because I don't like the pizza.

Oh, okay. That's fine. Wow, so what do you want me to do with this? I just figured you could probably use it and maybe keep it if you wanted to. That was a receipt. You didn't even see my order. You didn't need to see the extras that I got alongside the pizzas.

But I just thought maybe you'd like it. It was cool if you put it on a shelf. Wow, I love when you give me your trash. Whoa! So when are we going to see the movie? What time, what place? Was it a yes? Yeah, sure.

Oh, okay. I'll, I'll, I, um, oh, you haven't gotten it yet. No, I wanted to make sure you were available before I bought the tickets and wasted my money. You know, it's the same thing of like, hey, you're doing the same thing. It's like if I went into my trash can right now and then, and then pulling out a two leader and asking you if you want to go play poker sometimes. It's no sense, does it? Hmm? Oh, I appreciate the trash.

Didn't know, didn't know I worked for the shitty. I thought, I thought that one was all right. You probably like that. That one better. I'll take that one back. I'll take... Oh, yeah, there's actually something in here? Oh, no.

Oh, I thought it was like a... Dude, that's getting this fucking episode, man. Hey, this is the guy y'all rude for him, prank. I said it was a prank. That was almost a prank. That was almost as good as a prank. I mean, ooh, you're up one. Here we go.

One out of 10, Kuala Berry. Do the whole... Oh, man. Wow, talk about anti-clamatic. I appreciate y'all coming back. I love you. You know the links. We're on tour, get your tickets.

The Koala Club's amazing. My father. Cheap bones are cramping or my muscles. What? My cheek muscles are cramping. Say the thing. Give me a code. I've loved y'all.

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