You Should Know Podcast - THE TRAUMA CANDY CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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Yeah, you f***ing, trick-or-tree. He said, I didn't get any cobalt mint. Oh, no Wrigley's. You kick weird. You kick with your feet.

What the hell? Am I supposed to kick with my elbow? And something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Yus and O'Neuson-Bidenot.

Episode 217, we are co-host. Cam back in the studio. Is that a single leg takedown that we're working on? That's a faint. That's a little faint. That's a faint. You just go in real nice and aggressive. A lot of foot slapping. It's like good old WW.

Yeah. Dude. Okay. So there's a problem with your microphone. It's been an outstanding problem for a while. It has been. Some would say too long. If you're in the Patreon,

you know that Cam like messes with his mic 24-7 and he breaks every single mic stand that he's ever had. So you can't see on the camera, but there's 14 zip ties that are like keeping this thing together. And I cut the edges off so they're super sharp. So if he tries to fidget, then it's like the bird spikes. They put on a light pole. It's like just a complete deterrent. I don't fidget with my mic over here.

The mic stand somehow, someone messes it up. They go, oh, let's put it on a old cam spot. And then it's sitting there. I don't, I don't destroy mics. Okay. I don't destroy mics. Okay, I'm just saying every mic stand that we've had to switch out has come from this side of the set. Now, there's one factual, factual thing.

It was your mic and we switched it over here. Dude. Oh, dude, what? Oh, you're going to wrestle me, butt naked with oil? What are you going to do about it? No, I would love to do that if we're happy, but right now we're not happy time. That's happy time, thanks. But it was the old mic stands, yes, that happened with the old mics.

These are new. And that was in 2019, Cam, grow up. We were boys. I just said there was one factual time that happened. You literally said, oh, I kind of fucking up. I'm going to give it to you. And I went, all right. Oh, I know, 100%.

But that's an outlying circumstance. That's like, if you're, like, that's saying, like, I got mono one time, but you're walking around giving everybody. That's different. Like, that's not the same, bro. You don't let me? I'm just over here. And you're just like, oh, wait, monos you can't sleep.

No, mono's the kissing. Mono's the kissing thing. It's like upper respiratory infection, I believe that's like a little more extreme. But do they call it mono because it's just you? Why is it mono? Isn't it mono severe? Mono is meningitis. That's what it's short for.

That cannot be correct. No, that's a bag. Mono is not short for meningitis. Where the hell does mono come from? Menigitis mono. It's like the short term form of it. It's like the same thing with Alex and Xavier. Because Xavier is the big.

name you call an Xavier Alex. You would go to a court of law and say I, Peyton, Stephen Harden, know a man named Xavier and I call him Alex. Yes, I've met an Xavier and I said, what's your name, bro? And he goes, Alex, really? It's Xavier. And I go, what's up, Alex? All right, from now

on, I'm co-host Tom. I'm co-host Tom. It's the same thing with Bob and William. No. They're completely, they sound completely different, but it's the short version like Richard and Dick. Richard and Dick is a real one. Xavier and Alex. William and Bob is a real one. Xavier and Alex is as real as Willie Wonka's golden ticket.

That has never happened. They actually did sell the Willie Wonka's golden ticket. Not from Willy Wonka. He's fictional. Just like this Alex guy you talk about. And Xavier would be... Doing with me, ready? X.

You call the guy X. Xavier X. Alex? No, no, no. Time about it. Name a guy you've ever called X in real life. X or... I don't know.

You met an X? I probably met in one Xavier in my entire life. And he went by Friviour because that's his legal name. Yeah. Yeah, but okay, but you didn't matter. J. Jvante, you call him J.

Hmm? That's different. Devin, you call people, hey, D. Come here. No, no, no, that's slang. Xavier X. That's slang. I never go, the guy's name's Devin.

I never go, hey, Charles. That's, no, okay, but you're, now you're just being Fugasey and filling it up. What was that? Fileting it up? But I'm saying, I'm using actual litigation, like things that are in the court of law. No, what's not?

This is not litigation. Bro. Oh, oh, no, no, no, I'm getting on. Richard and Dick is the same thing. Richard and Dick, I already, I've conceded. So I'm saying, so that's a real thing. William and Bob is a real thing. Xavier and Alex is a real thing.

I'm 50 on that Bob and Will. I'm 50 on the Will and Bob. It's a real thing. I'm not even, no pot, it's a real thing. No, no, you know what it is? Honestly, God, can I tell you all what it is? What? I walked into this man's house the other day.

I showed up because we had a meeting about tour. When I walked in, no one was, no one else in the house. CJ was out doing something. No, C. Joe was in the house. He just in the house. He just didn't know. Yeah, he was probably just in like a closet or something, just like sitting up there just like being himself, feeling good for you.

Sarah was gone. This man kicked up like this on his own case. A massive couch, by the way, and he took up so little space. First of all, don't reveal my comfortable position. He literally was watching his own TV like this on a couch that can sit 12. He was like this. He was taking up, he was taking up half a seat. A bag of Quest chips, the protein chips.

Quest protein chips, yeah. You can tell it in my physique. Harvey. Spector highlights on YouTube. He's watching highlights of Harvey Specter from the series suits. Yes. And now I understand why you use the word litigation. You're not a lawyer.

Your name's not Harvey. Leave that to him. Who does that? Who does that? Lawyer highlights from a show? And just to prove my point, Harvey, another name you use is Vinny. Don't you? Don't you?

Don't, the Dario's over there. Name of Vinny Harvey Harvey, Harvey. Name a Vinny you've met. Vin Diesel, Vinny. You've met him? No. No at all. He watched Harvey Spector highlights.

Yeah, I love watch. Because, okay, that's more of a commitment issue. That, no. Because sometimes, like, I want to watch suits for the vibe and, like, the good moments, but I don't want to sit there for, like, the buildup, like, of the show. You know, because I've already watched the show three times. I know what I like. I know what I like?

I know what I mean? I'm here for background noise and vibes. I'm gonna put on... Background noise my... Your feet were tucked in your chest, eating chips. No phone in your hand, which is a... Miracle, and you were watching RV Specter. I just turned on.

You literally like this. You caught me at a bad moment. Like, I'm like a 16-year-old girl. Like, you literally like... You caught me at a bad moment. You definitely caught me out of bad. Oh, that's... Oh, I loved it.

But you got me at a bad moment. Normally, I have a phone in my hand, and I'm like, doom scrolling or, like, going through emails. But it's a good vibe for that. Like, if you're, like, going through emails and, like, you can sit on your couch to be a little cute and sexy. Like that's what I'll put on Harvey Specter highlights.

Background, okay, background, acceptable, background noise acceptable shows. You want you to get through that one more time with that time I got in a stroke. Background noise acceptable shows. That was almost stroke,

here we go. Background noise acceptable shows. Yes. Include the likes of suits. I'll give you that, the office, everything like that. But the term background noise are background noise shows only good

if they're like in an office environment or like a, like a, that was too, What's another one? Parks and Rec. That's also an office vibe. What's another good background show?

It takes place in corporate America is the only place. Oh my God, because it's just so monotonous. Yeah, it's just like, you're like, oh, whatever. You hear a printer and a stable machine and you can get there. You're locked in. But they're made for background noise. You turn it on when you got to do the dishes. You got to scratch the underbelly of the little pooch.

That was insane. I've never scratched my dog like that. I go, let's turn on episode three of the office. I'm not gonna say that I haven't seen you do that with your dog, but I'm not gonna say I haven't to see you do that I scratch I give I give Ruby fantastic undercarriage drugs. Is Ruby still okay? She's good she's doing good Didn't she just get found with something? A pancreatitis. Yeah, oh She also ate a a plastic macaroni noodle the other day macarrooney Macaroni Macarone no Spinner Rooney

The Spinnerooney Dude oh dude no WB is two corporate Hey don't we're not gonna get into that right now. We're not gonna I got some questions for you. But I'm so sorry about Ruby. I mean, that's stage one. I mean, we're going to-

Stage one. She's a small breed. It's common in small breeds. We fed her too much human food in her developmental years. And now she just such a tiny, minuscule pancreas when she eats human food, it flares up and she poops blood.

Yeah, but I'm saying. Stage one. Okay, all right. She doesn't love to have prescription food and treats now, though. Yeah, prescription treats is insane. I literally can't buy my dog treats unless I show her prescription ID card.

And you have the nerve to correct. me when I said that's stage one of the downfall. That's not stage one. That's just her lie. Yeah, you're, you have to have a prescription to get your contacts. That's not me going oh, stage one, you're losing your sight. No, if I had to do like prescription desserts, then you'd be like, oh, something's going on with Peyton. Oh, yeah, well, that's true. Yeah, that's good point. Okay, but speaking of Vin Diesel, speaking of Vin Diesel, we talked about it for two seconds. Yeah, but I initially wanted to transition when you said it there. Oh, okay. I went to Miami this last weekend for two

weekends ago for whenever y'all are seeing this because we're pre-recording because cam's about to have a kid. Man, so I went to Miami this last weekend for Formula One. I was there with Gillette and Audi, so it was really good time. Thank you for having me. Peep the hat. Show him that hat. Show him that little hat.

Yeah. I had a fantastic time, man. I was wondering if you were going to ask me anything because I haven't talked to you about anything. I was going to, but then I realized, wait, I've called him three times on this trip, and he didn't answer a single one, but then the part, the most of all evidence was we hung out with your girl one day and all of a sudden, gring ring,

green, green, green, green, call from you to your girl. No call back to your boy. So yeah, tell me about your trip. Oh, tell me about, tell me about your trip. That you were just, I mean, just slammed. Slammed. I was slammed.

8 a.m. to 12 a.m. slammed. I can't even touch my phone, but I'm calling Sarah. No, I can see you my itinerary. It was pretty busy. I'm calling Sarah. No, it was, well, okay, because, so you call me like an idiot. Like, you always call me at the worst.

the worst times ever. Do I have your itinerary? You should have. Yeah, I should have, but I don't. But how do I know it's the worst time to call you? Because if I'm on a brand trip during Formula One and it's the Saturday of the race and the race starts at 1 p.m., probably don't call me a 105, right?

That makes sense. Hey, I don't know what time the race starts. Would it be more considerate? Maybe give a little more effort. So don't get mad whenever I'm not answering you and I'm doing something. That's besides the point. Let me talk about me for a second.

Okay. And so whenever I got done with my day, I don't want to talk to Cam and learn about your insurance. I want to actually hear from my sexy hot wife. Like Cam called me yesterday. It was Monday Night Raw. Or I don't know when it was the other day. He called me and he knows I watch Monday Night Raw every what day? Monday.

Monday Night Raw starts at 7 p.m. This calls me every Monday at 7.05. Every day. I'm not answering that. That's bad. That is, I will concede to that. Okay, so I don't know what it is. It's Monday nights.

I get an inch to talk to you. It's always about 7.05, 17. Always dial. Never get an answer. And I go, oh, that's right, raw. Yeah, so I hung up the call. But anyway, the brand trip, the F1, it was really fun. Yes, it was fantastic.

It looked, first off, looked crazy. It looked, I'm talking sexy. I looked so, bro. I was like trying to, like, not. live through your stories, but like look at all the details. That, that track, the Miami track is insane. Beautiful. I thought that was water.

Yeah, it looked like. I literally thought it was why. I was like, are you driving subs? Yeah, so if you don't know anything about Formula One, we're not going to bore you to death with any Formula One details. There's a fantastic race, though. Oh my God, what a good race. But I was on, they had us at turn one, which is like prime time, like prime spot for

Formula One races. But I was in Miami for four days. Turning up another nudge. Anyway. He's still going. So. So I went, I was in Miami for four days. I landed there on a Thursday, right?

And I returned on a Monday. Very late. Yeah, late Sunday. I mean, Monday if you count AM hours. Yeah, midnight. So Thursday, right? We had a plan to go to lunch and a dinner, right? Nothing but food.

So I land. I'm by myself. I'm doing whatever. It's time to go meet up for the lunch. It's my first time in Miami. First of all, Miami has the sexiest people I've ever seen. And I'm not joking. Like every look.

The hottest people I have ever seen in my life. As soon as I like got out of the airport and the Uber, I was, I looked out that I was like, holy shit. This is my, this is my explorer page from 2020. Like this is the hottest people I've ever said like the sexiest people like everybody's guys too. Oh yeah. There's a there's a cop That was at my lunch. I mean I would I mean if he pulled the belt buckle down he would have got it like I mean he was hot like he was like he was like a swole bad money I mean that's I would have switched sides for him off of that alone. I mean that that guy he's he's he's gorgeous. Oh my god money any any had a toothpick in his mouth with a mustache I was like oh you're Miami he's a oh you know you're a prick you know you're a tenet

I was like, you'd break my heart. Yeah. You'd ruin my day. Ruined my life. So I'm at the lunch, right? And first time in Miami, it's a poolside lunch. Like, there's yachts going by, just women twerking, cargo ships probably with cocaine. It all was great.

And so I'm sitting there watching the view. Is it just like this? I'm eating sushi on the ocean, like looking at the view of the twerking and the music. And I was like, this is fantastic. This is tie. and our waiter comes by. First of all, I got recognized in the worst ways in Miami. As I'm sitting at this lunch, the waiter comes by,

and I'm with everybody on the brand trip, right? The waiter comes by, he goes, ah, man, I know you from somewhere, man. I know you. I always hate that, too, in front of others. And I go, ah, man, you know, I'm not, because it could be awkward where you think I'm somebody else, because there's a lot of tall, sexy light skin guys out there,

and I could just be blending in. And so. Yeah, with the likes of, I don't know, Tatum, I don't know, me. That's about it. Yeah, it's like, oh, no, no, I'm not Michael Porter, Jr. So he goes, I know you from somewhere. I go, I don't know, man.

I'm taking, you know, the approach of, I don't know. If you say it, I'll go with it. But I'm not throwing that out the line. I'm not saving. The brand people are like, oh, you should have told me who you were. And I'm like, no, man, it's whatever. He comes back after the line. She goes, I know where I know you.

You got the podcast. And I go, yeah, that's me. And he goes, I didn't recognize you. Because your voice sounds really weird in person. I said, really? Sorry? Yeah. He goes, in front of my new acquaintances?

And I go, oh, yeah, I just woke up. No, you go, oh, yeah, right. Sorry. No, I go, oh, yeah, I just woke up. He goes, no, it's not that. It's like, it's like weird. Like, something's off. I said, what the time?

You're getting prosecuted in front of your whole, the brand trip. Yeah. And he goes, and you were like really quiet here. You're normally, like, funny on the podcast. What the? Man, fast forward a couple days later. We're in the Paddock Club F1. This is basically like the backstage.

Ooh. Right? I'm sitting there. I mean, Charles LeClerc, everybody, Lewis Hamilton is like, is walking by. I'm eating, right? Lewis Hamilton sounds like a Confederate general. That's what Louis Hamilton sounds like he wrote a horse into one of the Carolinas and committed a battle. You know his real name is Sir Louis Hamilton.

He's a Confederate general. general 100% San Luis Hamilton here George. That's what he sounds like a billionaire sexy light skin guy for Ferrari he dates Kim Kardashian actually

He's Whoa Yeah Two things you caught me off guard there Dates a Kardashian Let alone Kim Light skin He's like well he's not light skin

But he's like he's He's a fair skin gentleman But yeah black dude with braids He's hot He's hot I bet

billionaire too Um Anyway he's not actually a billionaire but he's up there anyway I was eating this dinner in the paddock club right this is an exclusive area right I mean there's absolutely famous people back here like name any famous person they're back here

Jimmy Fallon DJ Khalid like everybody you could possibly think of Jack Black everybody's back here right Brock Lesner shut up and so I'm just normal Payton from the podcast no one should talk to me right this guy comes to the table and he goes

man I know you you go I'm O for one you better get to it He goes I know you and I go Man could be from a plethora of things He goes do you do videos or something I have a pot and I go yeah yeah I have a podcast I have a podcast I have podcast And he goes he goes yeah you do have the podcast

I do know you and I was like yeah man nice to meet you He goes but Hey I don't mean to sound offensive You used to be fat Pee you are lying Say you're lying right now. On everything I f***ing a lot. Man, you used to be fat, man.

Oh, boys, we lost him. He's not having a cookie for another three months. Where did we can't hang out? I said, what? And he goes, did you lose like a ton of weight? You were never that big. Oh my God. He said, no, no, like, bro, you used to be like a fat.

Right? Like, that was you the fat. Yeah, you know, you lost a ton of weight, right? And I go, a ton is a lot. You go, now a ton, really? A ton. I go, yeah, I've been a little bit of a fat. deficit.

No, you know, I'm hitting abs. I'm eating clean. Yeah, and so... What the hell is wrong with Miami? By the way, I mean, I got recognized a couple more times outside of that, but like, those are the times in front of, like, the important people that, you know... That's another thing. These aren't, like, one-on-one, like, mono-e-mono conversations.

No. This is in a group set. It's in front of a group setting. Like, you used to be like, large, right? Like, dude, your fat-ha lost a lot of weight. Congrats, bro. They used to be, like, morbid. Yeah.

You're like, like, I bet I can't. Yeah. And so that was the first story. I'll tell a story later about Miami and why return back is literally the craziest. One of the craziest stories I have. But other than that. On a plane? On a plane? It's another pain and plane story. We are cursed. I think you, to a point, it's almost, ooh, would it be carmaic? Who's that? Like karma? But like, it's not a karma because I didn't do anything. It's just like, well, you've done some things. No, no, no, no. You basically sh-hs your pants on Dominic Mysterio. You've done some. Oh, that was a problem. I should have done here.

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Nothing, nothing crazy, nothing Guinness Book of World record-esque. We went to eat, dude, oh my God, I'll tell you. Oh, shut up. Speaking of, I had, dude, okay, oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt you. I know I lobbed you to bring up a topic. That wasn't even like an interrupt. You screamed. Yes, because it reminded me I was forgetting this, and I knew there was something that I wanted to bring to the podcast, and this is it.

And it is about eating out. I hope this is a danger because you just screamed in my face. I'm so sorry, but it is about you because you're fat. But our friend Chris, who works at the circuit, he brought this up on his social media, and I thought it was the best, like, debate ever. Oh, God. And it's about eating out. Okay.

Oh, God. An appetizer for a restaurant, which one is better? Oh. Bread and butter or chips and salsa? Chips and salsa. I knew you were going to say that, and this is why it's going to be good. Bread and butter is fantastic. There's no shame in the game.

Don't hate the player. But shit, that's the goat. No. Bread and butter is 100% better than chips and salsa at a restaurant. You're simply out of your absolute light skin mind. You are, that is not. See, the bringing racet to it is crazy. Why?

Chips and salsa is the pinnacle of a appetizer. It is unbelievable. I dare say an artichoke dip is better than the chips and salsa. But an artichoke dip and any other dip is in the same family. If we don't serve- No, we're just talking about chips and salsa. You can't take over the other ones. Chips and salsa. Chip salsa.

Go grab 13, go grab 13 fresh, organic things from the earth, blend them up, put them in a bowl and give me a nice little tortilla. I have never once. Watch this. Just based off this reaction, I have never once gone to a restaurant, had a chips and salsa and sat back in my chair like this. I've never done that. Then you're not eating the right salsa guy. No, you're insane. You've never sat back in your seat and I've been eating me with you at restaurants for years. I used to go on dates with my father to chilies. We would order nothing. We would just get chips and salsa in a beverage and leave. That's not what I'm saying. Do not convolut what I'm saying.

I'm saying you have never got a chips and sauce and gone, oh my God, that's so good. You've never done it. I have. There's a higher percent rate. 100%. There's a 100% rate. 100% you have done that sit back motion more with a bread and butter. Oh, yes, you have.

You can, okay, for me, it's both 100%. For the other person, what is that? For the other person, I can't speak on them. I have 100%. Holy shit. That's some good salsa. Maybe I don't lean back because it's not a handheld. I got to keep going back.

fourth. The sauce on the table. That's sitting there with a bib drinking it out of a cup. But I'm saying, which have you done more? Chips and sauce. No, you have not. And you don't, okay, we can't have this talk if you're not going to be honest. Chips, okay, here's another thing. I have seen you almost, like literally almost. And you want to know why? You want to know why?

No, listen, I've seen you literally have like an O face over a bread and butter at a restaurant. I have never seen you do with chips and salsa. What I've seen you do with chips and salsa is scarf it. Now that is one thing I've seen you do. And why am I scarf? it because it's lighter than a bread. Because I'm addicted to greatness, P. I can't get it out of my hand.

I literally can't stop eating the salsa. I can't quit. I lose all discipline in all mental capacity. Okay, let's state more to the broad debate of it, not just your personal. The broad debate of it, there is more variations for greatness in a bread than a chips and salsa.

Variations of greatness. The reason I do a spruce face is because, oh my God, This bread has something different. It's great. Variable. But that just goes to show all the other shit is the, it's the same. So, I would, I say you're so wrong.

A salsa can be crazy thick, crazy thin, hell of spicy, perfect blend, heavy on the salt, heavy on the line. Salsa 100%, like bleeding a jalapeno. Bread, it's typically, oh, that's a roll, that's a roll, that's a roll. You're either going to have some cinnamon butter, or you're going to be at a really nice steakhouse that did some little f*** off of this, just off of this. Imagine a Texas Roadhouse roll right now.

Close your eyes. Yes, good. Come on. And then imagine. No, but you don't. Shut up. I'm not done. And then imagine, imagine.

Imagine you go to Cheesecake Factory. You get that. Yeah, that's a good bread. Oh, my God. Dude, that's two breads that will put you in a f***ing coma right now. That's a good bread. Oh, my God. And there's not a chips and salsa on this earth that competes with the highest of highest

breads. That's just not happening. That is, I mean, that's so, that's beyond false. First off. First off, you can start at a hum-you can start at the humble abode of Chili's. Your favorite family restaurant community bar. Just showing that your top-tier chip is Chili's, you're losing the debate. No, no, no, I said you can start there.

You don't have to end there. Oh, okay, finish me then. Finish me off. I'll finish you right now. Finish me off. We're going to finish me off that. I'll finish you here. Tell me what restaurant you're finished me off at.

Tell me what you go any, okay, first off, the mom-and-pop Mexican spots that have whatever name, they're not chained, always fantastic salsa. That's nothing. You're not going to, to get a immaculate piece of bread. You said cheesecake factory. You go with a family of 10. You're dropping a bag. I'm going to Frias and I'm spending $38 to feed the whole crew.

And I leave happy. And the sauce is immaculate. For you, the peak, here's another thing. Salsa, you can get peak salsa at a very maintainable and affordable place. Peak bread? Peak bread. You're going to like a four-star steakhouse. That's the... Peek bread is a roadhouse.

Texas Roadhouse. That's the... bro, that is a roll. Which is bread. And it's cinnamon butter. Which is butter. Bread and butter. It's just a variation of it. But they had to do opposite. They had to do two different things. They had to do two different things. What's the different things? It's bread and butter. It's a beautiful roll.

Which is bread? It's bread, yes, but cinnamon butter. Which is what? Butter. And I said that in the beginning. So you're... But okay, adding spice and avocados and chopped. And y'all... And y'all that.

That's speaking to the variability. That's a variable. What the fucking about. But that's what I said. I said unless they have a cinnamon butter, then eight times out of ten, it's bread and butter. Yeah, which is still better.

No, it is not. No, it is not. First off, the, when you eat bread and butter, you get two flavors. You're getting two, maybe three flavors. You're getting bread. Guess what the second one is? Really hard quiz.

You're getting butter. Bro, you're wrong. There's so much more bread variations and chip variations. You're always getting a chip. You can get a different, you can have the same butter with 48 different breads. And it's going to be a different taste. I want you to name three different breads right now. Ezekiel, white, wheat, hole, roll.

That's different breads. It's different breads. I just named you five. Roll bread, whatever it's called. Roll bread. But it's all different breads. Name eight different chips. Right now, go.

Fuzzies, Chipotle. No, no, you're naming, no. Actual chips, not the name of the restaurant, idiot. Chips, not fussy chips. Fuzzy chips are fantastic. You can't go buy fuzzy chips. I'm saying, you can. Name the actual chip, like the tortilla, that kind of thing.

Every tortilla chips are tortilla! Exactly, so there's one type of chip, there's 58 different types of breads. I win, you lose. First off, that's not even a win or lose. You're speaking on the variability. Don't err out your time. And variability makes greatness. That's why, that's why, you lose.

Jamie Fox is great. He could sing, he can dance, he can act. Variability makes you better. You can't make variability seem like a bad thing. LeBron could shoot, he could drive, he's a three level score, he can defend. That's fine. That makes you better.

Don't be afraid of the man that practices a thousand different moves. Be afraid of the man that practices the same kick a thousand times. First of all, you kick weird, you kick with your feet. What the hell? I'm supposed to kick with my elbow?

What do you mean I kick with my feet? Any kick ever performed in the history of humanity is with your feet. You kick with your feet. A kick is with the foot. Okay, let's calm down. Let's calm down. You do not kick with your feet.

You kick with your leg. Are y'all, is anyone else smelling toast? Am I stroking out? Which is also a bread. Am I stroking out? Toast is not, first off, toast is not a bread. Toast is something that happens to a bread. True.

But that's a very, but you can only toast with a bread. You can toast a Pop-Tart. That's not toast, though. That's a Pop-Tart. toasted pop-tart. Yes, but... If you say I want toast, you get what? You get bread. Okay, shut the fuck, and let's go with the kick. But that's toasting. The kick. You kick. What is that right there? You kick, what are you moving? I'm moving my knee and I'm moving my ankle and I'm moving my foot. Which is your leg.

Yeah, okay. Okay, let's calm down. Let's calm down. Okay, yeah, let's come down. You're right. Yeah, let's come down. You're right. Are you hitting your shin on it or your foot? Yes. That's a kick. So you're saying in the MMA whenever they throw a kick, they can't hit you with their shin right here in the, in the temple? They can. That's perfectly fine. That's a kick, right? But you're saying I can't kick something with just without my foot. Yeah, you can. So you're saying if, God forbid, I got my foot cut off, right? I can't kick anymore? Yes or no? Just yes or no. If you got your foot cut off, could you still do the active kicking? Just say yes or no. I'm going to say yes. Okay, if I got my leg cut off, could I still kick? No. And something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out. And that is an actual fact. He has on my panties inside out. Like you just left a one night stand after I get down. You got my panties inside out. How does that work?

No, you bodied me on that. I just have to take that on the chin. But you said, oh, man, oh man, I want a shit in that. That felt, man, that felt good. But you know the sentiment I was saying. Oh, hey, bud. It's over. Don't bud me. Hey, sport.

Don't let me. Hey, squirt. Don't squirt, sport, or budd me. No, no, no. You've asked me to squirt you. I said, I said, I took it on the chin and I gave you your props. I had a counterbilly. The day you asked me to squirt you, you took it on the chin too.

Hit it! His legs are shaking. You were trying to be on your feet like this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. No, you kind of ate with that one. But you, you got it. You kick a rock with your foot. You kick a ball with the foot.

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Dude, speaking of feet. Oh, God. We're getting to a weird territory. No, not my toe, not the infected. Not the, not the, not the foot talk. Oh, it's not. It's not. It's more of us be swept off your feet. Think of it like that. my wife and my son went on a walk. We walked to the mailbox. Your son didn't walk. We give Malachi 10 minutes of sunlight a day. Like he's a phycus. No, we get we take him on a walk. Oh dude, he got sunburned the other day. Woke up the next day's a little olive tent. You have a white kid, bro. Just give it up. That's fine. We're going to work on it. But we're going to work on it. We can't work on that's genetic. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to,

on a walk. We took him on a walk. We're going to the mailbox. And I'm walking Ruby as my wife is pushing Malachi, right? This family on the other side of the street, two big dogs, like a husky. And I want to say, I don't know the name of that. It's kind of like, it's like the weird, it's like the other husky. I know that sounds weird. It's another brand. There you go, probably. Two huge dogs. They see Ruby, Ruby sees them, and Ruby's dumb. Little dogs in there. Oh, dude. Napoleon out there. And now they're cool because I go, Ruby, you don't want no part of that battle. You'd be a chew toy. And the dad starts to live and go, how's your day? I said, they just take the joke and keep going. But I was like, oh, good, you're good. So now Ruby,

feeling frisky, lunges at the dog. She starts walking across the street. I'm like, Ruby, you're going to die. I mean, I can snatch you, but if they get off, so this guy has the leash that's like legit, just a rope, not retractable. Like, that's how you know it's a big dog. Yeah. Big That's big dog energy. That's BDE. That's BDE. That's BD. Big dog energy.

And he has it wrapped around his wrist. Yeah. His dog is, I mean, quite literally, 80 pounds, bare minimum. Right. It completely jumps at Ruby. This guy was getting ragdolled by his dog. Oh, dude. That's the worst.

It was the... So embarrassing. My emotions, I was like, holy, is this happening? And then every part of the other side of my brain was laughing at this guy. He literally, P, I'm talking, he was like, he was getting flung around to the point where I saw him like clinch his mandible. He went, put two hands on the leash, pulling the dog back.

He was like, sorry, sorry, y'all. And I was just like, whoa, shit. And God bless him, smaller guy, right? Nothing wrong with it. That dog is working his ass, right? So we passed them. And I hear him go to discipline his dog. Oh no.

This was some shit literally out. Like this should have been a family guy. Yeah. He goes to discipline his dog. He goes, sit down. Sit down. You do not do. The dog goes, like, and you can hear the jaw.

And he goes, man. He came and jumped back. He said, and I was like, bro, he either just got this dog. Like, that's not his dog one. He just got it on Thursday. Yeah. Or like, are you the worst? Oh, the dog literally, that's the dog's house.

You're going and staying in the dog's house. Yeah. Bro, so then it's still, this is the last part. I see that, and I'm just like, holy shit. Like, this guy's going to get his chued up by his own dog. So we walk, we're going this way, they're going that way. Now, didn't know they were on a family walk too. We crossed paths again.

Oh, you made a roundabout. We hit the mailbox, and then we keep going to come back to our house. They just kept going this way. And we crossed that time. When I tell you, this man, based off, and we're not like, I didn't deep dive into the ragdolling. He was getting tossed, bro. Yeah. Like 30 seconds.

The second time we come. around, he literally took the rope, wrapped around his arm, like some, like you're about to pull hair or something, wrapped it around. No, I mean. Well, I didn't, I don't know. It just came to mind. Maybe that speaks to my character. But he wrapped it around.

He got down on his knee and hugged this dog like it was a, like it was a, turret or something. Getting in a three-point stance to control your dog is crazy. He literally wrapped it, put that arm on the back, got on a knee, grabbed the dog from like, like right here, like a seatbelt. He was like this. He was like, y'all go now. Y'all go. You know, it's all right.

He's okay. He's all. He's sitting there. Go and I was like, dude, you need to get rid of that thing. You need to get that to the law enforcement. At that point, that's when Caesar has to get involved. You got to call a Caesar. It was the, bro, that was so.

I went home and God bless that guy. I made fun from about half an hour inside my own house. There's a, there's a point of like, if you're at that point with your dog where you're getting all the way down, you got to, like, limit his out. side time or public time. Or that's like you're you're coughing up aura. Like you are coughing up manhood points.

It's like there's a there is a time with Malcolm. R. I p.ed of Malcolm ones up in the sky for my dog. I love you, bud. RIP to Malcolm, there was a time where we knew, right? Because he, I mean, he absolutely tore up the neighbor's dog. Oh, he had a peak prime.

I mean, he put the neighbor's dog in a wheelchair. And I'm not kidding. It was so fun. And it wasn't funny at the time, but, but, uh, you're like Sid from Toy Story. Sitting the window just looking at that little wheelchair dog now laughing at them. Well, the thing, the owner would, like, bring the dog over to Malcolm, like, the fence and, like, tease Malcolm.

And so Malcolm got loose one day and remembered that dog. He said, well, saw that shit. Yeah, so yeah. And so Malcolm put him in a wheelchair. Where was I going with this story? Oh, I really, and then Malcolm went to doggy jail for like two weeks. That was really sad. It's just a real thing.

No, no, no, no. What the hell is doggy jail? Yeah, it's a real thing. And what do you mean it's the real thing? I need a backstory. What is doggy chill? So Malcolm basically... Hey, f***ed the other dog.

Yeah, so Malcolm was getting teased by the neighbor dog because the owner was psychotic and it was liking when Malcolm would get riled up through the fence. Malcolm got loose one day. Found the dog. I mean, rag dog. I mean, the fire department came

and ambulance came. No, the neighbor was a... Like, he called law enforcement on a dog. He called... First date! Yeah, and so we brought... You didn't even say a cop. He said an ambulance and fire department was there.

Yeah. And so we brought Malcolm inside. He was... He's like I did good and I was like hey good job but you know whatever. Oh yeah a couple of fur like a piece of the dog's collar whatever he worked boy And so the neighbor was like if that happens You can like make a petition to get that dog put down like if it bites a person or something you can make a petition to put get that dog put down Yeah 100% like if a dog were to come up and attack you on the street and it was like somebody's dog you can have that dog like euthanized

Just crazy I'm sure there's like some kind of what there's come steps Okay, petition and like, so it's not immediately. I don't know how immediate it is, but I think it's pretty, if a dog, like, bites you and you have, like, you got to go to hospital for stitches. I'm pretty sure you can get that dog put down. Like, I'm speaking of Texas, I don't know about this nationally, but, yeah, 100%. But so I was like, I was like, there's nothing in my mind at that time. I was like, they're not going to put my dog down.

Yeah. Because this is when he was like six, like young. You're not putting my dog down. So they did a thing, like they came, like the dog FBI came. like a schnauzer and a Dalmatian they came with a coat to the front door he put down his notepad he was like the little detectives like yeah so that's what happened they came to the door a couple days later and they're like hey the neighbor pressed charges on your dog we have to take him to doggy jail you have the social by the way and so they cut they came and grabbed malcolm

they put him in the back of a truck like a van sort of thing and they took them to this like vet resort type of thing where he was locked up in a kennel for like two weeks and so like and they take him through like rehabilitation and you're like there's nothing we could do it was either that or you can go get him put down was basically this thing that is absolutely insane that's insane yeah i'm not going to tell you the full story but just lets you know that neighbor didn't live there after a week oh i know or like a couple months or something oh yeah he got he got i think I think he just found a better house. Yeah, I mean, he moved.

He was like, hey, my dog on attack, I gotta get out of here. Your mama's sitting there. She said, yeah, come on, how's that? No, but yeah, he got putting doggy jail and he came back. That is, what is like... They put him in a candle, you get a certain amount of time and recreation hours, like outside to play. Like, they show you, they send you pictures of them,

like sure you're still alive and good. Like, it's a real thing, bro. How did you come back afterwards? Was it the same, was it changed? No, because it was like, like, he was like, he broke. You have a tear job. I did think it,

like set his haunches up a little bad because he was like in his growth phase like running around he was in a kennel for so long and so like yeah i think it was haunches a little bit am i okay now hear me out i'm trying to make r i p to my boy mouth man r ip one's up in the sky riped at a mile rippe one's up in the sky carroll one's up in the sky yes sir appreciate that we're going to i'm trying to make sense of that doggy jail not even doggy jail no america's a stupid place No, no, no, no, no, no. And the more, like, if my dog attacks you, bites you, really hurts you medical bills, right? Mm-hmm.

You're suing me. Mm-hmm. You're suing me. I have the money. I'm a human. I have the job. You're not suing my dog. Well, the thing is...

So what is my dog going to jail? Because the dog is just an extension of me. Not true all the way. Not true always. Because dogs are animals, so they have their own three choices to do whatever they want it. They can set them off, and you have no control over that. So they take them to these... centers and it's basically like to test can we can't is this dog suitable to go back out you know what

I mean is insane like it makes sense like it makes sense but when I'm like but like get in my my dog recreational hours is crazy that's what I'm saying my mind always goes to like the ultimate just macro and like for whatever reason I put it on a timeline too I like go back in time I'm like who was the first person to say this like how can you just take how can you right make a law Like, think about that. Yeah, we're pot-in-out. Someone made it. Someone literally said, hey, dude,

honestly, if a dog f***s you up, let's put it in jail. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna get- murderers go to jail. Let's put that in a kennel. See if he likes it, huh?

See if he comes out batting again. That's what I was thinking of, how we said a long time ago, the greatest inventions. Like, someone thought of everything. Yeah, okay. Someone in their room was like, dude, let's make doggy prison.

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I'm getting in my conspiracy bag here. And by the way, I'll stand on that. If you don't know, if you don't know, there's a Patreon. There was a Patreon episode that came out as a conspiracy. theory episode and they were talking about Pizza Gate and all that. I firmly stand on everything I said, by the way. Like, I don't retract anything. That's good. But some people, the other sheep didn't agree. So, no, it was a good time. I love those. But I definitely, that's like the one conspiracy I got, like, I'm really passionate about is inventions. Like, that's so crazy to me. Like, how just, like, it's hard for me to believe that a human being came up with the idea of a staircase. That's what I'm saying. Someone was like, bro, we. need to get higher. But it, that doesn't make sense to me. I put staircases in God making the ocean. Like in the same thing. Like God made stairs. Like there wasn't a world we've ever lived in where stairs didn't exist. Like he was like, oh, I'm going to make rain, shine, sheep and stairs. Like that's what God did. And I believe that. Because there's not a human that is that good that can just think of stairs. Bro, but it's to me it's so, but think about it. For stairs,

someone had to think, hey, man, I like this house. Let's do it again right on top of it. This doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. No, God had a surrogate in his house. Especially back then? Yeah, you had land everywhere. It was nothing but land.

But someone said, dude, let, double decker. But wait, a double decker bus is witchcraft. First of all, people, double decker bus is voodoo. People that go on double decker buses, you're a, you're a, you're a strange person. They don't, you don't care about your saying. No, you're a strange person. What do you mean you're, uh, A double-decker bus might be the pinnacle of what we were talking about.

It's a wheel. It's a car. It's a... You're an apartment. And it's a staircase. I never... All in one object. A double-decker bus is from Satan.

I've never respected a double-decker bus. I do that. Every time I think I just think... I think A, I think British, and B, I think Harry Potter. Every time I see a double-decker bus. Why? I never looked at her the same, and she told me she went on one. I was like, you're selfish.

Like, that's a weird thing to do. Like, that's honestly, that's honestly strange. I put hiking and double-decker buses in the same thing. They're both strange activities. Hike, no, I'm, dude, I tried to get behind it when I was in Arkansas in natural state. There's lots of little shit. Somebody tried to give me to go to. You go mountains.

You said. Oh, no, hiking is weird. Dude, the first time, go ahead. You're telling you're, like, like, like, so I had a couple of teammates that they're from Arkansas. They're not, like, avid, hikers. They don't own whatever the hiking. Your whole story just crumbled. If they're from Arkansas, no validity. No, they're from Arkansas, but they were like,

bro, I've really hiked you, but like, let's go, let's go try it. I went one weekend. It's so stupid. It went not even a mountain. It was just like a big hill. And I was like, what are we doing? I'm really. I was like, I'm hot, I've cut my head. I have a sunburn. I've got bit nine times now.

And I'm just going up to this peak. Yeah, okay. That's my question. To look at everything that I would pass if I went on I 40 to go to Blackwell to drink. It's like, what are we talking about? That's my question. When does the hike end? Like, what point you're like, I'm done? Yeah.

Because not, you went to a small place where you get to the peak and you look and you stop. That's the majority of not hikes. Where you get to a peak and you stop. Yeah, other people just go. Like Runyon, like you, it's very few people that make Runyon. It's in California. It's like the popular spot in California to hike? You hike?

But like, it's very few people make it all the way to the top of that. You know what I mean? Like, because, dude, the hike stops when your body quits. When you make it, like you've been going for an hour and you're like, I think I'm done. Yeah. Oh, dude. And the people that say, I go on a hike for relaxation. No, you don't.

That's not relaxing. You're wearing combat boots, SPF 60 and you had to pack food. You're not relaxing, dog. I've seen militant officers with those same shoes. I've seen people at a beach with that same sunscreen. Dude, you're in a forest. Yes. And you are getting eaten alive by bugs and you have goggles on for some reason.

Weird, bro. It's a strange activity. The first time I went to L.A., like this is when we were first getting popular, and there was this girl from a TV show that I was kind of talking to at the time. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So we were in West Hollywood, and we met up with her for some drinks, right? And I was like, oh, this is... That chicken!

Absolutely! That shit! He deserves to die. Oh, my God. Dude, that... That, I mean, you want to talk about... I mean, absolutely robbed. I mean, absolutely robbed.

I mean, roped. This chicken was like- I took Robbie there. It was like $140. And when I say it literally tasted like I killed the, me, I killed the chicken. Let it sit there for a week and then bit into it. Why was every drink on fire? Every drink came with an incense in it. Every drink was, you could order a beer.

And it came on fire. No, nothing felt like I was going to make it to the next day. Oh my God. And the whole restaurant, the maximum occupancy. It was like 200. There was like six tables. Yeah. sitting on bean bags and crisscrossed like this.

It's some weird. Oh, is this Star Wars? It's a weird. But anyway, so we were at this restaurant with this girl that was on the TV show, and it was the first time, like, we were getting popular. And I was like, oh, I can, like, date, like, celebrities or whatever now. And so I was excited, right? And this is my first time in California and L.A.,

West Hollywood, to be exact. Yeah. So this is very, like... She brings out a fireball. It's very, very, like, hippie, like, celebrity, like, whatever. So we're sitting there. Yeah. We're sitting there.

And I'm used to hitting on girls from like Texas and Oklahoma and Florida. Yeah. So like that's my, that's my gauge, right? And I know what girls from down south like. So it's like, yeah, we can go to hookah. We can go drink.

We can go something fun. Like cool outside, right? And then so I was like, we were talking. We took a couple shots. For some reason you were there. Yeah, no. I was literally like this,

the whole. I literally was just like this. I was like, oh, dude, I'm like, I got a call. I show the fuck, there's nothing there. I'm like, so I was, I still commit to it. I'm like, hey, what's up, Dave? She was, she was cool. Like, we were talking, we were talking about like her career, her TV show and

and I was liking her. We were at the end of the night and I wanted this to progress, but just me and her, not this weird sitting in the corner. Hey, can I get the hotel key? So I was like, hey, are you free tomorrow night? And she was like, I don't know about tomorrow night. and I was like, I never got on a date during the day. And so I was like, uh, okay, like she was like, I'm not sure though.

She was like, what are you thinking about doing? And I was like, we can go to a like a lounge or something. I don't really know this area, but I can find something like cool for us to do. And you can show me around like LA, like the cool spots. And she goes, sexy voices. Oh, I hit him. Oh, yeah, I hit it. I haven't hit this.

I mean, it feels good. You can find something. You all know. You all know. Oh, I know. Yeah. Oh, I know. You're like, you're going to put it where?

I said, my God, he's got a lot to work with. And so I was in her like, yeah, I don't know. But is that sound okay with you? She was like, no. I was like, oh, she goes, she goes, she went to hike. And I said, what? And she was like, yeah, you meet me at 9 a.m. tomorrow, at Runyon? I said, no, no, I don't like onions.

I was like, no, I don't like onions. I'm a French fry guy. I said, man, if we go hiking, you're going to smoke. I scrode him from the. top of the mountain to the bottom. I would literally, if I went on a hike right now, I would smell like a, like a literal, like donation center, bro. I would smell, I would smell like a brick and mortar that accepts as their nine to five.

You would smell like a s'm- I would literally smell like a suss. Can I say Scylian Banks might be the weirdest thing ever invented? No, the dude, the more we talk, dude. Dude, there's sometimes where I'm not like, I'm in the comfort of my home and I need some like, like, I'm like, dude, I'm not confident. Like, I feel like, like there's something the vibes off, the fans too loud. It's like I can't get it going because there's external variables. I can't beat my shit in a doctor's office with a dude next door and like there's a waiting room.

I mean, it is. Imagine going to a bank doing, and I know it's like, I'm not trying to save it because there's like positive benefits for them. But I can't imagine going to a donation bank. I'm gonna say that with your specimen. Okay, for monetization. I can't imagine going to a specimen bank, right? Doing the deed and then going back to the lobby. Yeah, signing a little paper,

waiting for your name to get called. I can't talk to you. Like the lady at the front desk, I can't walk past the people. And remember, I had that story. I almost did it. I went to the front door, but it was weird. There's holes in the wall, everything.

It was strange. But I can't imagine doing that. If you, quite literally, If you need anything for me, you need a signature, you need payment, you need a photograph. If you, whatever you need, it has to be done before I go back in there. When I'm done with that, I am leaving your establishment. Matter of fact, you're not seeing my face again. I'm literally walking out like this.

You're not, there's no, there's no, there's no, oh, I did that. Oh, sit in the lobby 20 minutes, sir. We're going to, we're going to run it. Make sure it's good. What do you mean? No. Oh, my luck, dude, my luck, I would sit back in the waiting room and they, before they call me back up. Hey, dude, you go, Mr. Hardin, we need more.

I have nothing left. I gave you all the God. I'm on E. I was like, I need a jello and some gatehouse. Got any Harvey Specter highlights I can watch. You have USB C charger. Yeah, I heard they have iPads in there with like preloaded movies. No, no, no.

Oh, dude. Dude, the world's crumbling. No, dude, no, no. Well, you gotta get it out somehow. No, dude, no, that is not right. What do you think happens in there? You just go off memory? No, but like in Hollywood, it's always a magazine or something.

We're in 2026, bro. They have iPads with pre-downloaded corn. Cam, you're out of your mind. People apply to work there. People apply to work. Dude, I'd love to have that job. You creep. They're doctors and nurses.

They're not just regular people, Cam. Oh, dude, I don't know. Kim, it's 2026. What do you think they, like, just, regular, I'm not going to lie. Okay, this is going to be a hot take. This is a little weird. We can cut it when you want, but. I know, I'm going to God. I'm sorry. Have you ever seen like an OG magazine? Like an OG Playboy magazine? Me and my grandma when she was dying of cancer, we were looking through one together. I remember you said that, yes. Bro. I mean,

that story tore my family apart. They are, that's a perfect word. They are interesting. Like, I always, like us growing up, couldn't get to it. No, now I agree, but I'm saying us growing up, you know it's different, whatnot, and like we were, you know, we've never been alive without technology, like stuff like that. But I'm saying, for back in the day, I could see that being a commodity. Horton levels must have been through the roof. If that was just easy getting it done. Oh my God. The specimen bank's probably over full. We can't take any more today. We've reached, we've reached the monthly quota this weekend. If you had a magazine waiting for free back then, and all you had to do was go donate. Shout to the people that donate, man.

I mean, honestly, honestly. Shout to the people to donate. You know, I actually, okay, now this is, oh my God, this goes perfectly what I was going to say. This is how naive I am. I did not know, I did not know if you have to, as a couple or as a woman, if you have to take the route of a donor or a surrogate or something like that. God bless you all. Yeah. Oh, no, perfectly.

Nothing wrong with it. Fantastic. Hope everything goes great. I did not know that you like had say so when I was younger. Say so what? Of like the specimen that you would want to like create with or put in your eggs. Yeah, yeah, they show you like player stats.

Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, no, no, no, no. It's good, it's good that you get to pick. Yeah. It's good that what? It's good to get to pick. Like, you want to make sure? Yeah.

It's like, you know? No, but like, why did I ever think that? I literally thought you went in there and it was kind of like a mystery box. There was a time you also thought you were going to the NBA. I mean, that's. So, okay, speaking of the naive, I was in a group text with,

not going to say their names, but there's a group text with two friends. And one of them just texted, hey, got off work. Do y'all want to play the game later? Like two hours went by. This was this past weekend. Me and the other guy did not respond. He texts back again. Hey, y'all there?

No one responded. So another hour goes by and he sends, hey, do you think a ceiling fan can hold 200 pounds? Okay? So, yes, a joke at that. We don't have to go any further into that. Okay. This is...

Not a good joke. No, no, not a good joke, but, like, he's getting to the point of, like, y'all, no one's responding to me. Payton, I sent a four-part text breaking down the strength and stability of ceiling fans. That's how green I am. And I literally said 200 pounds, bro. Well, depending on where you get it, I got mine from lows, and I kind of cheaped out, I went with the 79. I sent a picture of the fan I got. Yeah, dude, I'm saying the things that used to make you greater, your biggest downfall.

Like, it's like, you are... What's happening, though? Why is that? You just got to get out more. You got to do more. You're just, is that it? Yeah, you're confined to your four. You ever seen like a guy that went to jail and like he was like, say he's like you, right?

Just a normal guy. He goes to jail for like 15 years. Comes out Muslim and believes him. You know what I mean? Like, which is nothing wrong with that, but you're just different than what you came in as. And that's you. You know what I mean? Which, there's nothing wrong with that.

I'm just saying, but that is a thing that happens sometime. Daryl knows. So you're just different. Not wrong, you're just different. Yeah. Well, in your case, you got worse. Yeah, that's, you lost a lot of greatness that you once had. But that's not fun to hear.

Dude, like, there's a time I used to like, be like, I can't wait for you to meet Cam. Like, dude, Cam's like, oh, dude. You don't want people to meet me anymore? No, I do, but I'm saying the way I talk about you is different. That's from your part. It's true. You want me to lie on you? I'm just like, oh, like, no, there's a time.

Come on, somebody back me up. There's a time. You don't have to back them up. You don't feel like it. There's a time. I'm like whenever I'll be like the plane you can't wait to be cam like he's dude he's like you which you're still great but you had some different attributes about you but those attributes are just different now be like he's gonna get a little confused he's gonna he's

gonna start yawning in real early don't you know you don't make these offensive jokes because he's got kid he'll and he'll get real serious offensive jokes to so if anything cute goes by he'll be like oh my god yeah that's his father different but I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I'm still great. I didn't lose them. I traded them. This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by booking.com. Kim, I've got to say something.

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Oh, my goodness. Dude, American Airlines, bro, the worst airline ever. Really? Yeah, so on the last day of F1, it was on Sunday, was the main race, and it got pushed back due to weather, right? Because there's supposed to be a big storm in Miami. I knew when I saw that, because I was supposed to fly out after the race. I knew when I saw that the American Airlines, they delay if the sun's too bright.

Yeah. So I knew there was going to be the delay. Luckily, God has blessed me in a position where I bought a backup plane ticket to a different airline. So I bought, so lo and behold, the American Airlines flight got moved four hours ahead. Oh, my God. Four and a head? Like behind. Oh, like, whatever.

Back, back. Four hours back. So I was like, I can't do that because I'll get home at like 3 a.m. I'm not doing that. I got this new ticket to a certain airline. I'm not going to say the name of it. And I never heard of this airline, really. Oh!

I knew it was a thing, but I've never been on it. I didn't know anything about it. So I got this new plane ticket. Oh, my God, bro got a lot of a helicopter. I got this new plane ticket. I went to Miami Airport. Now, I asked the Uber driver to drop me off at this specific gate because there's different gates you get dropped off.

Yeah, yeah, fine, I got you. He drops me off at this gate with no branding on it. I was like, oh, dude, no, you got a black market ticket. I was like, what the f is this? You bought your ticket with cryptocurrency? I walk in and I can't see the desk with the name on it. I'm seeing like American. I'm seeing Delta.

I'm seeing it. I'm seeing like, what's the? You see in spirit get scraped down. I'm going to get to that. I'm going to get to that. And then so I see a like the Emirates airline. Like all the, all the big. I'm seeing Emirates.

Yeah. And I can't see this name. So I'm what the fuck. I asked this guy who's wearing a vest. So you work. I say, hey, bro. Can you point me to where this airline is? He goes, yeah, I'm just walking.

down that hallway. You'll see it. You'll run right into it. I'm walking for 10 minutes. I don't see this airline. You're not running into it. I'm not running into it. I'm like, there's no way I should be walking this long. I see this lovely lady throwing bags at this airline. I've never, like it wasn't in English. I've never heard of this. You're employed. Yeah, so I said, hey, can you point me to where this airline is? She goes, turns back and asks another guy. do we have this airline here? No, we don't have that airline here. I go, so three people lied to me.

So what am I doing here? And I go, where does this place fly out of? And they go Fort Lauderdale. I'm in Miami. I go, holy shit. I go, they go, but we have a train that could take you from Miami to Fort Lauderdale. I said, how long is I going to take? She goes, I don't know.

I go, it's set times, isn't it? She goes, so I was like, all right, whatever. I get an Uber. I get an Uber, 45 minutes. I was about to say, that's not terribly far. Not terrible, and I was there pretty early. They go, that's, that fights in Orlando. I'm like, yeah, 45 minutes for Fort Lauderdale. I go to Fort Lauderdale. It's a big trap house.

Like, Fort Lauderdale Airport is like, it's literally a trap house. I was like, holy shit, smells like black and milds in here, and there's, like, there's no functioning light bulbs. I was like, holy shit, this is bad. Get to Fort Lauderdale Airport. I go through the TSA. the ambience of the background, just... First of all, that TSA was asking me to do things

I've never done. Wait, wait, like what? Tuck in your drawstrings. Why? Oh, they found some creative... In that airport. Tuck them in, normally take him out so you can see him, they said, no, tuck them in.

I said, what? Why? And they go, they go, take off your hat. I took off my hat. They unbuckled this part. They took the buckle out, and I said, who though? Did Osama come here?

Like, why am I doing all this? He landed in Fort Laudette? Yeah, and so whatever. I get to the airport. I'm going to my terminal. I forget, I've never heard of this airline. As you know, Spirit just got canceled. There's no more Spirit flights.

As of like the day before, cut off. So I'm going to this gate, and I see the name of this airline, but it looks like it's like a sticker over, like, where something else used to be. somebody walks past the wall too hard where the sticker falls and it's Spirit Airlines

under the sticker they just stuck up you got a JV ticket you know it's like money lines like Spirit Airlines is still around but it's just money laundering. Oh my God they money laundered to do a different thing

I was like what the fuck God they declared the bankruptcy for the seventh time they took their losses on the chin but they went under a different front so I go into the plane right now I'm not trying to sound elitist.

I'm not. Okay. I'm really not. I'm not. But I sat down next to a peasant. No, no, no, no, no. I sat next to a, he was actually a deaf guy. He was really cool.

We were doing things with Yu-Gi-O. I don't know what the career. We were communicating about Yu-Gi-I, not Yu-Gi-Gi-O, Pokemon. He was, like, typing to be on his phone. Really cool. But before he got there, I get to my seat, right? There's no first class. Which is fine.

Yeah, it's spirit undercover. Which is fine. We've already debunk that. But I bought a, I bought row 2A. So in my head, I was like, I'm gonna get first class. And I got there. I was oddly confused.

There's three seats and they were tight. So I'm on the aisle row. There's a middle seat that's empty that eventually got covered by the deaf guy. But so there's empty. You're in the front of the plane. There's still three people. Yes.

Oh my God. I've never seen some shit like this. Never seen some shit like this. And the front wall had a peephole for the flight attendant. Like she was going like this to check. They didn't come down the fucking. I'm still thirsty.

No, Kim, I'm telling you that she didn't come down the road with the cart. She opened up the window and was like looking to see if everybody's alive. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, no. And then she set like a tablet out that showed like snacks with prices under her. I'm like we're at a concession stand. Like, hey, this isn't softball.

We're in the sky. But so I'm sitting there. You bought that XRP. I'm sitting there. This guy comes in and he has the biggest backpack I've ever seen. I'm like, I don't like that on a plane. I don't know. First of all that, man, that's way too big.

That should have been checked. That has to be checked. And duffel bag on his back. He goes, hey, I'm right here. And I go, oh, my God. So I stand up, he goes to the window seat. We have a seat between us. Now, I've never seen this before.

I've never fucking seen this before. This guy, with, like, you would have thought he was in tactical training to open up that backpack as quickly as he could. He throws the backpack down and the speed of light. He's like, unbuckling. I thought he was, like, like, making a backpack. backpack. Oh, he was like, you know how like in the Marines they have to like untake away the gun, like take apart the gun, put the gun back. Everything. Yeah, that's what he was doing. But then he takes

out like this big folded thing. He unfolds it and stands up. And I go, what the fuck is he doing? He throws this thing at the seat and it pops open and it's an inflatable seat cover. I go, what the fuck are you doing? I'm looking at him like, I jump. I'm like, what the Then he puts on sunglasses that are like the men in black skinny sunglasses. And I'm not done. He then puts on fingerless gloves. And I'm not, I can't, I swear to God I'm not joking. He puts on fingerless gloves that have like skeleton bones

coming out of him and he's like this and just sitting there at his seat. I go, what? I'm so scared, I'm just peeking at him right like that. at him, right, like that. He's first like six inches off the seat because he's on the inflatable seat. So I'm looking at him. Yeah. Like in the bra when he goes to the bench, he has that little booster.

I go there's no way that that's loud. Dude, but the flight didn't see because she could only see through the way. So then people are starting to file on the plane. A guy sits in front of me. Now this guy pulls out something out of his backpack too. It's basically an inflatable thing. And it's a seat back thing to support his back. But he had to go behind.

had to go behind the seat and buckle it to where his, that's in front of me where my trade table is. Now I see that I'm like, okay, this dude's inconsiderate, right? Because now I can't open up my tray table. Oh, you're 10 times better man than me. But I didn't say anything because I'm not conversational and I really, I just want to go home, right? I don't care. I'm not going to use this. I'm going to just try to fall asleep.

He's buckling. The guy with the fingerless gloves and trade table goes, hey man, take that down. I go, holy shit. He goes, you can't do that. He goes, my man can't use his trade table. And I go, I'm not your man for a small. And I think you are the last person to say anything about accessories. You have gloves and men in black shades on for a flight,

let alone your pool noodle inflatable. And so the guy in front of me turns to me and like starts to slowly unbuckling, and it literally looks like he's about to cry. And I was like, bro, I really don't care. But he's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And I go, I'm done with this. So I go, people are still loading on the plane, right?

I'm like, I'm going to go to sleep. I'm tired. I've taken my concoction. So I'm going like this. I've taken my 2,200 milligrams of my. Yeah. So I'm going to sleep right and I'm starting to get a good snooze, right? But it's one of those snoozes where you can still are kind of aware because you're in public. As I'm sleeping for probably like five minutes, people are walking past me.

I hear the most angelic voice of all time. Somebody is singing coming down the aisle. Hot take, don't care that sounds good. That's got to be obnoxious. So it's, but it's like a lullaby. But it's a beautiful song and I was like, either I fell asleep when this plane is in the air and I died and this is what it's like going to heaven

or somebody is the most beautiful singer of all time. I open my eyes still alive. I look, fuck, Jaquise is walking right by me singing to his son, getting on the plane. Yet actual Jaquise. I literally was like, what the The most angelic voice. Oh, I mean, I'm talking, oh.

I mean, it was beautiful. And he is sexy in person. 10 out of 10. Oh, yeah. Like great teeth, the biggest chains on. Oh, so many diamonds. 10 out of 10 voice. Great father, because, I mean, he almost put me to sleep.

That kid was knocked. I mean, he was strolling his kid around slinging to him. He was like the happiest ever. It's a bitty spy. He's like just doing rifts. Yeah. And so after that, I was like, man, I will never fly this airline I'm not going to say the airline.

Oh, we don't even get the airline? I'm not to tell you all off camera. Oh my God, I got to hear that. I got to avoid him. Yeah, it was, I mean, surreal experience. Did you speak to Jaquoise? No, he was with this kid. I don't, I don't do that.

It's late at night. You're flying with a child. Oh, it was late. It was late. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Bro, first off, shout out to him. Great father. Sounds like a, dude.

She needs to go to sleep. Imagine Jacquois senior low by. I was falling asleep. I was falling asleep. I was falling asleep. I was like, oh my God. What the fuck? Yeah, he was great.

Put you to a trans. That is, dude, I'm convinced at this point, as your friend, I'm convinced you've done something in an airport that is incredibly frowned upon or possibly legal. And you just haven't told us, which is fine. You don't need to disclose it. But there's no, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way you, you get a first class ticket that's not first class.

Yeah. Then you sit next to pool inflatable glove men and black glasses. I'm going to scream at you when it doesn't involve me, guy. There's no way you do that unless you did something up. Yeah, no, I didn't, but it was a crazy flight experience, and I won't be flying that airline again. But we have a game that we want to get to. Oh, my God.

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I think that's just the cover, to be honest. Yeah, so we're gonna play the trauma candy game. Basically what you do is you have a candy before you announce it, or before you like present it, you have to say a trauma in your life. And the ones on TikTok, it's literally to the point where you're like, you probably should have kept that in. Or you should go to law enforcement. Yeah.

It is some, I mean, some criminalizing. We're not giving you criminating. We can give you some trauma. I'm not. No, I'm not giving you criminating, but we can give you some trauma. One of mine I've said on the podcast before. Okay. But it's still traumatizing.

And like, generally, like, when I talked about it on the podcast, he-he-ha-ha, imagine going through that as a kid. I'll tell you about whatever. Okay. All right. I'll go first. Okay, go. All right.

You ready? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm ready. All right. My first candy is big red. What the fuck? How are you already messing?

What do you mean big red? It's literally gum. That's not candy. No. Big red. This is like a spoof gum. It's like a... It's a... I don't care what weird little magictive you put in front of it. It's gum. It's not canned. It's a gum. As a kid, you didn't get big red as a treat? I got big red as gum. It was gum. It's always been gum. It's not candy. No, there's difference between gum and like candy gum. This is candy gum. The only reason you're saying that's candy gum is because it's hot cinnamon. It's gum. You chew it. You don't swallow. You don't eat it and you spit it. It's gum. I open this pack up in the whole room illuminated with the odor.

No, it smells good. That's a candy, bro. That's like a candy. Something smells good. It's candy now. It's not, it's gum. Bro, this has like, it's only two grams of sugar. It's not candy.

How do you mess up on the first? No, as a kid, that's my mom gave me this as can. I'm like, Mommy, I want candy. She'd use some big red out of her purse. And it would always be loose. That's because she just knew that you'd go with it when to ask questions. No. That is, if I pulled out.

Cobalt 5. Can I say that's candy? It's f*** gum. If I pull that winter green's, no, that's a different. In orbit. No, if it was spearmint, Spearmint's gum, because that's made for breath freshening. Dude, you're going off of flavor. You're going off pure flavor. Yes. This is candy gum. It's spearmint. There's sour patch watermelon, which is fantastic, and there's butterscotch, grandma candy. Flavor might not hit the same. That's candy. So you're saying the gum with the gooey middle is not candy? I don't think anything you don't swallow. Like a name of candy, you don't swallow. A name of candy you don't Who doesn't swallow gum?

If you're swallowing gum, dude, if you're first off, you think big red's a candy, and you're swallowing gum, dude, you've covered the trauma already. You're f***ed up. Like, I don't know what else to say. The game's over. Congrats. Like, that was fun. That was really good.

You swallow gum, you think Big Red's candy. What? Oh my God. Wait, big. I'm not, no. Close right, close eyes. Name four candies immediately that you would buy at a store candy. Um, Sour Patch Kids

Snickers, Twix, Reesiesies, Gummy Bears, you know, candy. That's a nuts. Snickers is a chocolate bar, not a candy. Candy is like candy, like candy taste,

candy candy, candy, candy store. Candy is split into candy and gummies? Candy gummy! That's gum, not gummy.

Gummy means soft. If you don't, first off, if you don't swallow it, it's, it cannot. It cannot. You can,

I swallow gum. I swallow gum more than I spit it out. My point doesn't even wait because you're a Martian. You're not from here. I always thought of like swallowing gum is like the same folktale as like swallowing a watermelon seed. Like it's not actually bad for you. I'm not saying it's not, but that's where I grew up.

And like I still do that because I don't want to litter. You put it in the trash can. Sometimes the trash can there are. You don't leave a paper plate. You put in the trash can. You don't throw it in your backyard. When I'm driving, there's no trash cans in my car. So you chew the gum until you get to the destination.

Oh, no. I want to drink my drink. I mean, we actually said, hey, dude, let's do this candy troms out and you brought gum. Well, maybe that's my first trauma. My mom gave me big reddish candy. Yeah, you fucking trick or tric or tric.

He said, I didn't get any cobalt mint. No Wrigleys. Oh, mama. They didn't give me five this year. What the heck? The only thing that is remotely acceptable, the only gum that can even possibly make sense is the double bubble.

And that's because they say, sell that in like the assorted candy mixes because that is the same thing as hubba dude that's wriggily's big red like that that's so we got in my eye it's so far no that's no that i'll i'd love a piece but that smell is incredible garyo you had this growing up oh he said oh no i thought it was one of those scenes we were going to get together it wasn't you dude you grew up it's definitely our people that's that's the first trauma your mom said here's some candy she gave you gum i can pee my first that's your first home that's your first home yeah jesus okay for my candy.

I brought goobers. I brought goobers. I've never heard of a goober. What's a goober? Oh my God. You've never heard of it's milk? It's a, it's just a chocolate cover peanut. So peanuts are candy, but gums not?

The chocolate over the peanut makes it a candy. Cinnamon makes it a candy. It's gum. If I put cinnamon on a cucumber, it's not candy. Who eats cinnamon cucumbers, though? Cucumbers and peanuts are basically in the same category though healthy snacks that's a snack but go ahead with your snack candy what's your trauma when I was a child I was at my friend's house and I was

eating chicken nuggets with a fork his dog bit me in the leg and I went to look at the dog went hurt tore my two my two front teeth I separated them so for three years after that I ate chicken nuggets with a spoon and everyone ridiculed me for it even in the lunch room I used this sport and I scooped them like it was soup for chicken nuggets. That's my first strong. That's actually good. That's really, that is traumatic.

That is terrifying. I got a dog bite and I f***ed my own grill up. Off of chicky nuggies. Okay. My second candy, I brought the Weather's originals. I mean, you're a grandmother. Weather's original. That's candy, I'll give you that.

Yeah. Are you 70? You're 27. Weather's originals are top-tier caramel treats. Where's like Skittles? Like nerds gummy-gummy-comy. It's gummy clusters. There's too much sugar.

I don't think you understand. If someone literally walked onto that couch and they saw a pack of big red and they saw Weather's Originals, they'd say, oops, I think your grandma's purse spilled when she was here. That's it. You're not giving 27-year-old man candy. This is, I mean, go trauma. Okay. I mean, I'm getting heated.

My kid, he's a, a, uh, a weather's original. You don't even sound confident saying it. And my trauma also has to do with the dog. So my grandma, she had a Shih Tzu dog And it was my first time interacting with animals And I remember watching cartoons And they said that cats would always land on their feet So I was wondering if a dog would always land on its feet

And by the way, I was a really young kid And so I would like toss him up a little bit And one time I tossed him up too much And he did land on his feet but broke his leg And then I left Because my dad picked me up And we got a call for my grandma that the dog had a broken leg just in the middle of the living room and it was the first time I heard a cry and I brought weather's original

That's my trauma I think I'm starting to sweat. No, no, I'm absolutely dripping. I'm beating and sweat What the craziest part about you you just said what I did the exact same thing to my sister's Chihuahua His name was Braxton I literally picked him up and I didn't even do him off of a scientist television thing I just went And I would just drop him I'd just like a kid You don't understand how the body works. Don't do that. I'm so sorry. RIP to Joey, by the way.

Yeah, he ended up having Luxetian Patel's bad back porch on the guy because I just, I mean, it was probably 20 drops consecutively. And I just kept doing it. He tried to run away, I'd pick him up. I thought it was a game. I thought I was playing cat and mouse. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. Haribo gummy bears. That's Haram. That is not.

This is candy. This is candy. Now it says, how is gummy bears candy but gum is not. It's just a more chewy version of gum. You are supposed to swallow this. The flavors are pineapple, lemon, raspberry, orange, and strawberry. You're supposed to ingest these. They're made to eat sweet treat candy.

You buy it on the candy aisle. You can buy it on the candy aisle. I know they do that for convenience. I knew you're going to say that. Anyway, I brought the Haribo gummy bears or gold bears. I thought those were always called Hasbarrows. I used to think that too. Hasbroos are the games, though, the cards and stuff.

All right. I brought the gold bears. And my trauma is when I was young and growing up, my dad would always say, you're not allowed to get up until you clean your plate. It's really bad if you waste food. Oh, this is a real one you've done. So then I got in a real conversation, like a really heated one one night, and he said, do not waste your food.

So that November at Thanksgiving, I finished every single one of my family members plates when they were done with it, and they would try to put it in the trash fan. And then we left for Black Friday shopping, and I threw up in the Walmart because I was absolutely filled with stuffing and rolls and green bean casserole. A lot of ham. The nasty parts on the ham, too.

I was eating gristle, because I thought it was bad. I thought it was bad to wait. Like a pig. Oh, yeah. You're eating boats. My aunt Karen set it down. I was like, oh, yeah, go cowboys.

We can't waste the food. We can't waste the food. And I f***ed blue chunks inside of a Walmart. My mom was so embarrassed. We went Black Friday shopping. And I think that still affects you a little bit. I think I'm finally weaning off of it. I've been living with, oh, no.

I'm like, you get, you're done whatever you want, boy. Yeah. That's my trauma. I brought the Hasbro Gold Bears. Okay, my last one. My last one. I brought the watermelon hard chew candies. Oh, now you're talking.

I mean, okay. Now you're talking, but you're 80 years old. That is a purse. Oh. That's a f***. You can't tell me these aren't top tier. Those are, no, that's an elite, elite candy. For Gladys, that's an elite candy for a deacon and a church.

Like that church, you, you are on. on wooden pews. That's what I'm telling you. You're not like you're not in 2026. Like I'm almost convinced you didn't buy those in like a Walmart. Like you can't buy those at Walmart. You have old people candy. Think about it. You brought three things out. No one even gets on Halloween. Like no one gets those on Halloween. I would love this on Halloween. It'd be great, but you're knocking on 40 year olds doors. You're not knocking at the nursing home. But this is a candy? It's yes. It's an elite candy. Yeah. So thank you. Dog, if you took you out of the mix and just look at that couch.

Weather's originals, the OG strawberries and big red. That is somebody's uncle. That is an Uncle Calvin right there. C candies I grew up on because I guess I wasn't allowed to have candy, but I didn't know,

and that's just what they would give me is gum, caramel and watermel. I grew up in the church. Yeah, I do that. It is true because whenever I was, I mean, that's a trauma too. I wasn't allowed to have gum in the church because I was eating candy in the church.

So I was chewing gum one time in the church, which I was like, ooh, candy would make me focus. And my mom took the gum candy out of my mouth to put it on my forehead. And I was meeting people. You know, it was like Ash Wednesday, how they do that. But mine was just a big red on there. But that's not what I was gonna say for my trauma.

I'll just add that. It's bonus trauma. Bonus trauma, thanks for the sidebar. Oh, but my, so I brought the watermelon hard candies. Elite. I've talked about these before, but my trauma is when I moved into an apartment complex with my family. The family above me, directly above me, they were, there was

the first time in America. Yeah, it was. And I remember going, looking, we had a balcony on our apartment, right? And I remember looking out there and there was just like a big puddle of red in the middle of our balcony. And we looked up and there was just like red dropping from the balcony above us come to find out um they were severing a like a some sort of goat on the balcony directly above us um they didn't understand that that was not okay it was not closely appropriate i looked up there and there was just like a like a like a goat or something looked at me like that and they had sliced it open and it was just dripping blood onto our balcony um i was a young boy and i think a little bit hit me in the forehead um they got evicted after that

but as you can see whenever I got my own apartment you never saw me not on the top floor I was always scared of apartments above me after that so that's and you brought the strawberry candies I brought the strawberry candy goat sacrifice in the year 2000 it's crazy oh I don't know they were cooking I think oh you don't know what I don't know what they do that was a Bethlehem special I mean they were ready for any plague coming boy yeah God bless them. God bless them. All right.

Now, all right, my final candy. Now I brought the mini-snickers, but I did get a little hungry on the car right there. That looks awfully open. Yeah, it came with five, we're down to two. They're quite small. Can I have one? But yeah, here you go. Pretty good for your calories, too.

It's only 80. There's 80 and it's one thing? 80. It is worth it, dude. It's a snickers. Oh. That's a snickers. All right.

What's trauma? So it's crazy enough, because it's crazy enough, This might has to do with church too. Oh, God. This is so bad. Okay, so I brought the Snickers. When I was young, I was at a church. I went to a friend's church, actually.

And it was a fantastic sermon. I was very moved, and they said, like, if you've never accepted Christ in your life, like, you know, raise your hand, whatever. And then so I did that. It was beautiful. It was a great moment. And then they took me out outside the church.

To the front of the back. To the side. decided for being honest. Partial was to the side and there was like maybe a group of 10 people that all raised their hand stuff. They said, we're doing flash baptisms right now. And I was, you know, and on the spot baptism. And on the spot baptism, A, I don't have a change of clothes. B, I don't know how to swim yet. I was pretty young. And I was absolutely, I mean, if I'm being honest, I was terrified of the water. Like, I could not be in a pool without holding onto the rail. And you hold your nose. Yeah, I hold my nose. I wore, I wore an underarmor compression in the pool

and I held onto the side rails. So they said, we're doing flash baptisms. And I I said, yeah, I'm not ready for God yet, because I was afraid of the water. I said, you know, I can't do this. I'm going to go back inside now. They said, no, it's okay. No, I can't get in the water. I said, I'll accept another day.

And I went back inside and sat in the pew. Then I started crying. Because I was just unbelievably, you know, I didn't have my compression shirt, didn't get baptized, I accepted the Lord, but then I said, I'm not ready because I'm afraid of water, and I brought the snickers.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It should be a scheduled day. Yo, boy, I mean, maybe a kiddie pool, I would have said yes. Or let me know before I stand up. Dude, and when you see that, when you see that from the pews? I mean, that thing looks like it's a 12 feet. It looks like you're jumping straight into the deep.

It was terrifying. I'm not mad at you. That's not a bad thing. I said, no, but it was trauma filled. You didn't do anything wrong? It was trauma filled. Best believe I learned how to swim that summer. Yes or no, do you want some of my weather?

I would love a weather. Honestly, dude, the weather's or whatever they're just, no, they're weather. No, they're weather's. No, they're weather's. Yeah, so I'm not going to lie. K-Rops saw me bring this in, and I've never seen him so excited. You'd love a good weather's? I mean, they are, they are fantastic.

Am I, am I dragging it, though, or did he literally bring straight old people came? I got to talk to my mom about that thing. I'm not a, but you know I'm not a candy guy. But this is my candy. But that's like, I feel like if a alien touchdown, like if a literal extraterrestrial touchdown, and you're like, hey, go get a candy, he'd be like, what's candy? And then if you showed him big red and you. you showed him sour patch,

he'd get the sour patch every time. That's why we looked the way we look right now. I grew up on gum. You grew up on... I grew up on leftover trash can ham. Yeah, but get us out of here, man. That was a great episode. Appreciate you coming back to another...

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