You Should Know Podcast - THE ULTIMATE COUPLES BATTLE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

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Welcome back to the original podcast episode 234, I believe. Round of applause. Kim hit the knees. Oh, yeah. A little twist up and downstairs. Oh, that was a little twisting. Yes, sir. Real tight.

Yeah. What was that? It was like an electric. There was like a, like a Nikola Tesla. Whoa, careful. Nicola Tesla. I want to say Nikola like Yokic, but not Yokic. I'm the Brovich.

Pass me in the ball. I hit you with three. tell him no shit. And then he comes back, runs back on defense and says, go Mitch! Now, I want to say, if you're going to stutter on Nicola, don't keep stuttering on the Nick. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nicola.

You can't do that. You cannot struggle on that part of it. Or then it becomes like a problem. I go, or that because, yeah, we're going to, we're going to, now, okay, if you don't know, we have a monitor up here, top right, where we can just peak if the recording's doing good. I have on a borderline bisexual t-shirt on... And I'm fine with it.

I've always played in that territory. And so it is okay. I'm not mad about it, but this is the most like... That's the most expressive year. I mean, I am... I am one of those stripes on the flag. I've been looking at your, either your Hershey Kissed nipple or your dove on your chest.

Yeah, I mean, there's holes in it. The neck is widely loose. It is a flamboyant like fabric, which I am fine with. I am okay with it. But I, before the comments say it, I do understand I am wearing a semi- bisexual t-shirt. Can I level it with you so you're not alone out here? Yeah. I want to be your brother and be here in times like this for you.

I don't wear super loose neck collars because I have a skin tag up here from all the process. Is that, is that how that works? Wow. I think so. Why don't you just get that thing lasered off? I've tried to rip it off before. Yeah, it's bad. And it didn't, it really didn't hurt until about 80% done.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I loosened it for real for real. It was like a hot butter knife, like warm up a knife or something, just go, get rid of it. But they make, they make like a, they make like a solution for it. Yeah. Speaking of laser, I've been thinking of getting my butt hole laser. I've really thinking about it. And because I think, one, a high.

Can I say something? If there's a hole on this earth. If there's a hole on the surf. Are you okay? I'm just laughing. I'm going to start over. If there's an on this earth

that deserves to be in place. It's mine? Yeah. I'm thinking about it. I've looked up treatment plans. And I don't know. Of course, my girlfriend walks in

as soon as we talk about this. I cannot believe you said that. But the only reason I haven't fully committed to getting my butt-hack laser hair removed yet is because I don't know what my girlfriend. Okay.

With so, with all, all. Seriously, Sarah's behind the camera, she goes, Not a giggle, not a smithers her. I'm fine with it, I'm fine with it. But the only reason is, is I don't know what position I'm going to be in when they laser. So there's three things I've thought of.

Now, I really do want to go get my butthole laser hair removal. My concern is the positions. Now, position one, right? I don't know if I want to be here with it for that a lot of time, because there is a lot of hair. Yeah, butterfly effect, Lamborghini doors. Right, and unless you put me in some beef, EDSM cuffs on my ankles.

I'm not going to be able to maintain this position for too long. That's a lot of grown man leg that gravity is just fighting to pull down. Okay, that's one. Option number two is, now this is going to take some manhood away for me, and I don't know if I want to be in this position. And that's fine, but loose cattle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready to get milk.

Oh, yeah, loose cattle. And so I don't want to be like this. And then like... I'd prefer that if I'm going to be out. Which is fine. I might get hard. And I don't want that. I'm not a creep.

I don't want to get... And I'm a man, so there's only so much I can control with my boy down here. If I were getting, if I was getting my butt or wax, I prefer loose cattle. Yeah, okay. I'd be right there. Yes. Yeah. Give me something to play.

I can text. We're good. Yes. And at some point, my mind's going to wander, and I'm going to tell her to spank it. Okay. Spank me. Hit it harder. And so like that.

Which is fine. I'm fine doing this in the privacy of my bedroom. All right. Oh, and she's going to get some backwind. That's my concern for loose cats. Oh, I open up. Oh my god, one false move. That is going,

whew-h-hoo-hoo. Oh, straight just chicken pasta. 9 and 3, 4th train can come right through there, how much I open up. Now that's the secondary position. Tertiary, where I decide, like, I want to be, it's right here. Like, I would like to be on this side.

No, no, no, no, no. That is... I'm on the side. You can lift up a cheek. You can tape it to my hip. Get in there. however you so please. But like right here, I'm fine all day.

If someone took a double sticky tape and took meat to hip bone and just had you expressed like this, and they were hitting that drawn from the side for the laser? That is insane that this is a tertiary option for you on the side, like you're getting painted

by Jack on the titan. You're the rose. I can see you being naked in a laser butt here. Oh, I was, what else would you do? There's no need for your shirt to be off. It's your bunghole. That's true.

You're gonna be in that. Just don't, just don't stop. I'll lick my ear. Look my ear, please. She goes, she goes, all right, Mr. Hardin, we're done. You go, no, not quite. I'm close, though. I don't know, you're done, I'm not.

You go, jobs done, I'm not. Keep going. Okay, so, but I am genuinely concerned about this for multiple reasons. positioning is one it's got to be man getting aroused is number two because that is a sensitive position and a pleasure point for me and so like i know i know my body i know i know me and i'm not ashamed get in there i have no problem right and it's not that if you just touch it it's like a magic button for me it's not how it works but they do put a warm wax on there and so like that's where

oh my gosh you get hit with a warm little liquid gel you start drizzling, some warm luberderm on me? You put that cinnamon butt icing right on top. Come on now. Oh, wow. That's rough. I mean, that's, I mean, you have brought up points. First off, I will be honest, I've never thought about getting my lasered.

You have now. Now, I have thought about it in the last two minutes, and you've brought up valid points. Right. Now, for me, my fear of arousal is more of like either doctor visits or like a dexter scan. Like, I don't want to do a full-body dexta scan. You get hard during a dexter scan? I don't think I'd get hard. I think it would be the betrayal of my own body.

Because you go naked, right? You either go naked or you go, you go draws. No. You told me that they tried to get you to go naked. You said, I'm going to keep my draws on. They did not try to get you had a dream because I never got naked during a deck of skin. When you got your Dexas scan, they didn't say to go to, you can go down to skin level to make it most accurate. No, they never said that to me.

You're out of your mind. They did not say that to me. You said you stayed in your chinos. I stayed in, I was fully clothed. I shirt and shorts on. I was fine. Oh, I'm getting a Texas case. It's an extra ray.

This whole time, based off of your experience, I thought I had to go in there naked. I was going to say, my manhood will betray me. No, no. So to combat. Oh, you do see it, though. When you get it back, oh, that's what it was.

My little eggs were there. Oh, okay. See, I made fun of it. He goes, pff. I was like, coming from you, dragon. You know what I mean? Oh, it's real rich from you, Frippad.

Yeah. Go back in your room. Come out in four days. No, you do see little nuts. I have a little nuts. That's what it was. My nuts. I think are industry average compared

of what I've seen to the friends. Now the shaft, again, I am, I mean, I'm heavy grower. Yeah. And I could not allow, what was it? Go to the bathroom before. Just slapping around a little bit. I think, but mentally I'd have to try to get myself somewhere

to where it wasn't just an shame. I just asked to got to compliment me. You just tell me you like my like, trap or something? Yeah, yeah. Tell me that you see my reardell poking. He's like, nice rear del. I'm just like, ah.

No, it is fine. Dex scans are fine. Okay, the fact that something that's not fine is the fact that I have not told the story about what happened to me at the Dallas Wings game. Oh, God, dude. I have not told this, and I don't, this is insane.

Cam is the most embarrassing person to go out with in public. You have to let me tell this because the fact that you did not see this. No. It is, that's probably the craziest thing in my, that's ever happened to me. So we're at the Dallas Wings game.

Pete took me out. What are you already just remember? I'm, I'm, I'm, P asked me on a date. I said, ooh, yes. Thank you so much. He said, oh, I'm not just taking it to up level section 300. We're going down courtside. I'm treating my girl nice. I bought him courtside tickets to a Dallas Wings game. Yeah, and I said, all right, bro, just get us there. Just get us there. But so we get to the game, everything's good. Now the game starts. We're quite literally, there's the seats that are on the actual hardwood, and then there's One back, that's us. And we have an unlimited leg room.

Like, we could do this. Yes. So we're, the game starts and they have this tradition where the wings fans, we don't sit down until the first bucket is scored from the wings, right? We win the tip, we go down, we miss. Now, everyone in the arena, all 18,000 are staring down there. And I go, hmm, and I'm currently in the middle of being a fat.

I have a full blown nachos, a hot dog, big drink, and a pop Now, I look down and I go, God, this is probably perfect time. I could just slam my food. No one gets to judge me. Everyone's waiting for that first bucket. So they miss. And now the ball's coming back this way. And I just had that thought about I need to sit down.

So I go to sit down and put all my force in my hand on the back of the chair. The chair folds up. And I literally go, out, I fell down. My ribs hit the top of the top of the chair. It literally was like, I landed on my knees. I literally went, grown man, massive.

And you know it's bad when you have to start talking to an ad in the objects. I literally said, what the fuck, bro? To a chair. I was like, what the fuck? Like, I was just in all. The people right behind us go, oh, dear God, are you okay? Are you okay? And at this time, we'd already had like three drinks.

So now the security of the arena thinks that I'm slashed. And the ball just tipped. they look at me, he goes, and I was like, bro, I'm good. I was like, I've had three beers. I was like, I'm good. He goes, a whole time, Payton is still staring. Now, this is what got me. Peyton is still staring at the opposite end of the floor.

Yeah. Everyone else is now looking this way. And I said, he, oh my God, he knows. He's beyond embarrassed. I've ruined the night for him. He knows. And then out of nowhere, Peyton turns around. He goes, bro, do you see that?

She's tough. And I was like, oh, my God. my god, he doesn't know. I said, did you not just hear that? He goes, hear what, bro? You're annoying me. Stop. Here what? And I go, Peyton, I just, I just fell to my knees. Yeah. I hit my ribs. I almost spilt my drink. And he did not believe me. I literally ask the people behind me, I'm like, man, can you tell him that I just had a pretty nasty fall? It's fine. We're friends. We were together. She goes, oh yeah, no, it was bad. It was bad. He hit his ribs. It was everything. Yeah. And Peyton looks at me and goes, Cam, if I would have saw that,

the whole night would have been ruined. Yeah. So if you would have saw me fell, we would have left. Can I be honest? I knew you fell all the time. Did you really? Yeah, I knew. I was so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed. There's no way. There's no, there's, he never looks away. No, no. He absolutely knows. Six, seven, two hundred thirty pounds hitting the ground. It was so loud. It sounded like somebody shot a guy. Oh my gosh, you lied. No, no. It was so embarrassing, bro. You know, it was so embarrassing because Cam gets in these modes when he's out in public, because he doesn't go out in public much. He gets in these modes where he's like hyper and like over-excited. And he was in one of these modes. And so he was

drinking. Now, Cam wasn't drunk, but he was buzzed. Yes. Yes. And so Cam already, no, you shut the fuck up. No, you shut the fuck up. Let me go. And so Cam was buzzed and he already like existing has this level of not giving a f*** that or he, that's his baseline. But when he's buzzed, that heightens. So we were walking through the alley. We were taking pictures like we were getting stopped. Can was like, dude, yeah, come take a picture. He's like bumping people. Oh, get the f*** out of here. You probably don't want to do. It was bad shoe. So you were pushing people and you were going down.

Pushing! You were walking down the stairs and you were like, dude, what's up, baby? Dallas Wings! Kaila Clark's getting squashed tonight. And then, so I was like, holy he's drunk, but he's having a good time. It's fine. We go down to the floor

seats. We're standing up. Now, Cam does have enough food to feed a family of six. I did. I had a lot of food. And I intentionally fasted leading up to the game. So I was like, I'm going to go crazy. So I'm looking this way. Cam's right here, right? I can see his, he's 6, 7, two, 30. Like, that's a big guy. Hey. In my peripheral, right? Hey. Now, now, all of a sudden, I hear, I see him moving. Like, he's going to go grab. I know he's going to go grab this food.

I know he's going to grab his food. I see him go down and then I hear the fall. Boom, boom, boom. I was about to say the fact, this whole time, this whole time, the fact that you claim you did, I was like, that's, that's, it. impossible. No, no, I didn't want, when you asked me one, I didn't want to be involved in case you got kicked out. You know, I paid a lot of money for these seats.

I'm not leaving with you, bro. Sorry. And two, I didn't want people to think I was f***ed up with you. Because, oh, you immediately sobered up. I'm so sober. The whole consensus of everybody that saw you fall was like, oh, that guy's drunk. Yes. And I literally wasn't.

I promise you. Because he fell and it was one of those things. It came to didn't fall in immediately pop up. Cam fell and felt the embarrassment so he stayed down for a little bit. Oh yeah. His arm was through the chair and he's like, what the f***, bro. Bro, what the fuck? I was in my head. Get the fuck. Get the up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. I was on my knees with my exposed to the game like this with my arm. I said, bro, what the fuck? What up? What the hell? And I kid you not, the amount of people that saw this fall, I'm not exaggerating, probably at least 114 people. It saw him fall and was looking at him.

From other sections, I think somebody on the bench turned around. I think Caitlin Clark went, what the fucking fell back there? Somebody fell? Yeah. Sophie Cunningham was like, God, did he have boulder fall from the field? She said, that one fell. She said, fat guy fell. Fat ass fell, court side.

And so, no, there's no way I wouldn't have seen it because the way we were lined up, there was a person in front of me, you were behind me. The three people in front of me turned around. I saw it. That's why I was like, I literally was like, I don't know how you got me to believe you. That's, that's great. Because you were so embarrassed and drunk and so. I accepted it. Yeah, I accepted it at that point. I said, maybe he didn't. No, no, I was fully ready to. I know your, I will, I refuse to be involved in this embarrassment back of your head. Yeah. I know that. I almost started seeing the Pledge of Allegiance. I was like, I was anything to get. Bro, do you not understand? We missed. The ball is coming this way. So like, thousands of heads are turning and you were like this.

Yes. Like you stay and you were just like, Mm-hmm. And I, like, if I could vision your face on the opposite side and like see you, you literally like this, probably. It was so embarrassing, bro. Oh, my God. I was like, I was like, that's like, like, you just falling in general in like a basketball game.

Like, when it's okay to fall, it's like, that's a lot of falling. Yeah. Yeah, like that's a big person to fall. Falling. Falling in a, like in a sitting environment, like whenever. Over a chair, almost spilling your drink, landing on your kneecaps. and we're the tallest people. Yeah, and you scared the little girl next to you.

She switched seats with their dad. Because we're like, oh, there's this belligerent drunk guys. Dude, I did not know you're going to bring that up. I've never told anyone that part of it. I never told them that wrinkled a short for a reason. I saw that too. You ruined her experience. She was so excited to see Kalen Clark.

Literally the second quarter started, and it was now a grown man next to me instead of a little girl. He was protecting his dog. He probably protected his dog. Oh, it was the right thing to do because you were, because in your natural habitat, people could think you're drunk, just how you act. And then obviously you had drinks in you. So it's like, oh, this guy is a danger. And you're ghetto.

And your ghetto. Like, you're loud, bro. I am loud. You're, I'm at a game. I'm supposed to have fun. But it wasn't about the game. You were like $100. The guy in the Dallas wings mascots, a dude.

That's a black dude. 22, guess, bro. Watch this. So a phone and tray game, bro. I was like, no. Did I not call that perfectly though? I literally looked at a bet. I said, $100.

That guy is our age and a black male in the Dallas wings suit. And then he gets so. And I said, whatever the mascot's name is on the back of the jersey. I was like, I was like, wingy! He was trying to take pictures of kids, Kim. He dabbed me up. This was the daff.

Y'all can be the judge. He said, I literally held the daff, and I went, he looked at Peyton. He was on my story. Yeah, and you get like overly confident,

and you're like, ain't a way these motherfuckers on the court and we're not. I was like, come on, bro. I was like, come on,

I was like, you gotta stop. You have to stop. And, and dude, and you know how I knew he was, you were drunk? You know how I knew you were drunk?

Like, oh my God. This is the moment. I knew you're drunk. You you're like somebody started like cheering for somebody and like it was like they were complaining about a call behind us and it was obviously they shouldn't be complaining. Oh yeah. Cam literally went man these nests tripping. Oh no, no. Somebody's going to clip that like just that part and like they're not, they're going to be like, oh, I knew he said it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, I have a quick question

about that. Yeah. You can move on. Now I already know what you're going to say. Mm-hmm. I would never put myself in that situation. Oh, I swear to God, I've never tripped. I refuse to fall in public I refuse to do it Let's just say it's the worst day ever The luck is not on your side Genuinely, what would you do If that exact same fall happened to you

Like everything to the T Happened to you And then I acted like I didn't hear it Oh Well first of all You couldn't If I'm falling in public I'm taking down whoever's next to me

I'm pulling other people with me I refuse to be the only one on the ground I'm grabbing shit As I'm going down, I'm grabbing people. That little girl would have been next to me on the ground. People behind me, days would have been ruined. No, dude, he's not fly either. Do you remember?

Oh, what? Remember on the patrol trip? You snapped that car off the wall. And you literally went, bro, Cam, what are you? This shit had nothing to do with me. Now, you're a, dad, no. You and Markeller, oh, no. You and Markelle or Hose.

Hey, Markkel. McHell, can I say, bro, honest, that's that shit is a dog. We did not want to laugh louder at you. We had to laugh so we left. No, y'all literally said No, I did. I pulled the I pulled this prop car. I pulled this prop F1 car off the wall and can't all this is cool It was this it was this it was this it was literally it was literally did this bro. He was sitting there Markill took his pictures same spot I just took my pictures to same spot. Payton gets up there Of course he can't have the same pictures of other people. He goes, he goes, I'm going to hold this car.

He said, oh, no. Hey, he loosened it. The pictures are going off. He's going, oh, no. Bro, can I say it's y'all are being bad friends because immediately you went. Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow. Oh, my God, he took the car. Like that, you made it.

You know that will make me panic. And then Markle, I didn't. I haven't seen Markell for an hour. He comes across. Oh! No, that's some... You ran. I literally, it's a second you snapped it, I said, ooh, and I just took off.

And the part is all the patron reps too, where like, you need some water, you need some water? I hate that, bro. I hate that. Oh, my God. I refuse to get embarrassed alone. Oh, yeah. No, and I thought of that. Like, I'm the type of motherfucker like, if I were to go to jail, like, whatever, like, say I have a warrant because I didn't pay a speeding ticket.

If I go to jail, I'm not going to jail alone. I'm confessing to every... every crime I know anybody's committed. Jesus Christ. I'd be like, dude, back in Flugraville, 2016. You get pulled over tonight for a DUI. Godly. You can pull it.

You have drinks that you go out. You have a great time. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. So let's give another particular. Well, I don't know why else you get pulled over. I'm going 40 over the speed limit. But they're not going to take it to.

Yeah, 40 over the speed limit. Just reckless. Your favorite songs on. Yeah. He goes, sir, I'm not going to lie. You're going to double the speed limit. You got to come with us. Yeah. You don't just take that on the chin knowing you're going to be out in

in some hours? Yeah, no, I'll go and be like, while they're talking to me, if I get like in there and I'll start to work myself up to be like, these motherfuckers are selfish, bro, for allowing me to be in here alone. Like, I would get mad. You would call us selfish. I'd be like, check cams taxes. I mean, you know, he did some weird this car in the loan. I'm not sure how it works, but he told me he did some weird shit.

Like, I'll be, I'll be like, by the way, Cody Robison. Let me, like I got, I can, you go, oh, you let me off. I'll sit down to do the diamond vault over here. Oh my God. Oh, he's got six outstanding warrants right now. There's no way a guy from Russellville, Arkansas should have a bank account in China. Like, I'll literally, like, there's, I'm, I'm not going down alone. That is, that is probably the worst trait you have about you.

That is insane. I'm not going to jail alone, bro. That is insane. I don't care. Okay, if we did something together. Yes. We commit a crime together. We have a whole plan.

It's thought out. It's provoked. We have an exact agenda. And for whatever reason, say we're running from the cops and you just go, ah, you just can't keep up and they catch you. That's your fault. If you go into crime with me expecting me to be thorough throughout the thing, you're crazy. That is insane. So you're not holding it down?

For what? We both decided to keep a 50-50 crime? Yes. 50 punishment. Mother of that. That's your thing. 50. No, I'm saying the whole 100 punishment. If I'm going to jail for the whole thing, that's not fair. We both did it. You just didn't get caught. Exactly. So how is that 50? I'm

snitching before I'm. Oh my God. Oh, let me tell y'all something right now. Do not commit a crime with me or tell me you did a crime. I am snitching if it gets to the to the, to the, you would snitch on me, your brother if we both the whole time decided we're going to do this, we're going to do this. We're going to do this. Let's just the simplest scenario. It's a simple. It's a, we're robbing a bank. It's for a hundred million. Everything, it's equal, like, everything's equal. You have to do the same amount of steps.

I have to do the same amount of steps. Everything's equal. And I just get caught. And we're both taking 50 million. There's no weird, like, division of power. And then on the, we're fleeing. Say we want to split it up and they just stop your track. They don't stop mine.

Yeah. And it's complete roll of the dice. Yeah. So they take you in. You're snitching on me. Yes, because you said it was a 50-50 crime. If it's a 50-50 crime and I'm- Hold on.

If I'm, if it's a, if it's a, 50-50 crime and that I take 100% of the bad part of it, that's not a 50-50 crime. Because I don't get my 50% of the money. They'll take that. They'll seize it and you're still rich. No. Do you not think I'm going to try to get you out? You think I'm just going to disappear?

You can't do nothing about that. That's what I'm saying. I can put money on your books for a long time. I don't want to be. I want you to be in the book with me. That is insane. Oh my God. That's insane that you would do the crime with or you do the crime with me.

You do the crime with me? Hey, that's a nice rhyme. Dr. Seuss. back to reality, I would not do that to you. We both decided the second we said, yeah, let's go rob the bank. There's immediate, there's ultimate downside. And we have decided to stick it through. We go all the way to the 99 yard line. And that last step is freedom with 50 million each. And they happen to shoot your tire out, lay tire spikes, whatever, and you get caught. Yes, we're in this together. You're bringing me down. No, we made it to the, I shouldn't be bringing

you down regardless. You should be going down with me. Say that was a part of our plan. To take to split up. That's a little stupid. No, no, that's fine. That's a part of our plan. But regardless, we're in this together. Good or bad, we're in this together. That's how it should be. You're insane. And you're the type of motherfuckered if we, if I buy a lottery ticket with your money, you think you deserve some money. No, exactly what I'm saying. I've never said that. No, I've never said that. You said, oh my God, I've never said that. You said if you won the lottery for a billion dollars, you'd give me 400, no, I'm saying, no, I'm saying, if say you gave me $20 for the lottery ticket and I won a billion dollars, I won a, I don't. I'm not, I'm

I'm giving you your $20 back and that's it. That's what you deserve. That's crazy. Exactly, but you don't think it's crazy if we're going to rob a bag together and I get caught that you're not going to get called with me? It's crazy. No, that's, no, no, that's different. You giving me the $20 back, that is, that's the principle, of course.

That's fine. I'm saying if you've then decided to not give me a penny of a billion, that's the crazy part. And I'm not saying, oh, and I'm tripling. I'm not even getting your 20 back anymore. I'm truly not after you just said the thing about your jail situation. situation. I'm not giving you. And that, okay, so we're, we're going, we're in Australia whenever this is, uh, out.

By the way, if you're in Australia listening or watching, we have shows the 18th and the 19th, Sydney and Melbourne tickets available still, Sydney might be sold out, but I don't know. Anyway, um, that's like if we're in Australia, right? Okay. We decided to go there to perform our show, a 50-50 show. We decided to go. And then you get booked in Australia for like, you turn. tried to Quala bear

or something you do. I don't know. That's like a cam crime. You tried to like play with one's butt. Okay. And then you go to jail for it. I'm,

I'm going to the country. No, I'm going to jail with you. No, you f***ing. One, and two, I wouldn't want you to. Oh, you're stupid. I would not want you to.

If I decided to get behind a koala's haunch and touch it weirdly, that's on me. That's on me. But I put you in that position. I broke the Wildlife Reservation Act of 1918, and I got behind the koala

and I touched it. That is a me crime. If we, did this whole eluded plan to get inside of a zoo and steal a koala, put him in the suitcase, and then I get busted for it. You're going back to Dallas.

I'm not saying, and this isn't a... I would snitch if I got ratted. Like, I would snitch if it was a setup. Say we do the whole crime. You tell the police, hey, we're doing this, I'm faking it. He's going to be right here.

If I know that you set me up, I snitch on anything you've ever done. If it's a genuine crime and then I get caught, I'm going to try the longest and hardest to not, why would I pull you down with me? Because, who cares? Why would I pull you down with me? You guess where I belong with you. No, it's not. You belong.

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and available markets may differ from those mentioned. For more information, see callshy.com slash regulatory. Now on to the rest of the episode. Is it a crime to fight, like to box a kangaroo? You don't want those problems. Because we're going to Australia, right? And I genuinely want to like test. Because we've said it on the podcast before like boxing kangaroos.

I do, I don't want to hurt an animal because I feel like I would best a kangaroo. but I do want to square up with one and like shadow box first off I don't think they I don't think they have enough little brain power to know that you're just shadow boxing you walk up to it and you go

it's literally gonna go kick the there's no way I got a hit of something that just came out that other care I kind of smell like sourdough yeah that was a weird you got a yeast infection

yeah was it yeasty yeah you can bake brownies with that oh I'm gonna show my muffin yeah show that little Okay, there we go. No, but no. I would say, first off, if there is a spot that allows you to fight kangaroos, we have to find it. I would do it.

I would do it, too. I'd be terrified. I could. First off, you're saying that with so much confidence. I do not believe you'd be that confident walking in. My brain power alone could beat a kangaroo's physical power. What? Shut the fuck up, Lex Luthor?

My brain power alone can beat you physically. No, but I'm saying, so kangaroos, if we're boxing, all they know is straight physical. They just know dominance and punch it. Yeah. I know points. Oh, oh, you know points out. I know points. I know combos.

I can take your blind side, boom, boom. Like, they can't rotate that fast. They don't understand. They have a tail that they can get up on. I don't give a fuck. Like that's like saying a guy had three arms could beat you in a boxing match just because he has three arms. It's not true. If you know boxing better, if you know how to fight better, you're going to beat them.

But Payton, we don't know boxing. Oh, speak for yourself. I have hands. Like, boom, like, look at that head movement. Like, a kangaroo is just straight like this. He looks like, Chris. This is all, this is all kangaroos can do. Right here.

One two kick. One two kick. That one two kick can put a hole in your chest. I can do a single leg high crotch takedown and they, like, they do not know. Like, you're boxing. This is an MMA. Oh. If there's MMA, we're f***.

If they can use their feet, no, no, boy. That kick would put us through a fence. You're tripping, bro. First off, if, if this place does exist, please tell us. Secondly, I'm forcing K-Rob to do it. No, actually, no, I can't, dude. I can't. I can't. No, I think that, or

or something would click on Kirov's brain, it wouldn't be fun. And then we'd be getting, we'd be getting, like, flown out of Australia. Kara, be like, motherfucker. Oh, no, I'd leave KROP. I'd leave it for sure. Oh, my God, dude. Okay, so our flight to Australia, by the way, we've already done it.

God willing, we got there safe. Our flight to Australia is 17 hours straight and we have What? 17 and a half. Our flight to Australia is 17 and a half hours straight and we have no Wi-Fi. I do not know how the fuck that's legal.

It shouldn't be. It really should. Like, what do you mean a United flight from Colorado to Dallas has Starlink? And I'm going to cross the globe. We leave. I'm not going to say the exact date, but we leave. We're already there.

We leave the 13th. We leave the 13th. We live. land the 15th. Yeah, it makes no time travelers. You can't give us Wi-Fi? That's insane to me. Look, they're offering, they're offering full kitchen. There's a lounge upstairs in the flight.

They have lounges on our flight. I didn't even know where a flight had stairs. Yes, it's a double-decker plane? Yes, for our side of the plane, yes. Sorry, Robbie. Oh, dude, God forbid whoever's sitting next to Robbie. Oh, no, dude, yeah, God. Genuinely, if you are the person that's set next to our head of operations,

Cody Robeson, on flight, whatever the hell, to Sydney. You need to reach out. You deserve, you deserve something. You're owed compensation. You're owed compensation. It's mesothiloma. Like, you're like,

J.G. Wentworth. You can call J.G. Wentworth right now, and you can get some money. You can get your money right now. You talk about a mother-send that's going to snore, talk to you, bump you. Twitch. Be annoying.

Twitch. He's going to do it all. It's, I mean, God bless, that's a long, long 17-11. I'm nervous to just see Robbie on, on that plane for 17 hours,

because he's going to walk. And I generally, think he's going to go up to the cockpit. Hey man, you might open it up. I know you got on autopilot. This is a Bowen 8447. I know it's autopilot. You're over the Atlantic right.

I know it is. You cannot tell me that you're, you felt that air pocket. You should have gone over and I'm not telling you what to do. I would have just done a different. Yeah. Now, I know you have experience in the fly, but I read the manuals and the bylaws. And the way it said, if I sit at the fulcrum point, whenever we hit that turbulent upstriad, I shouldn't feel it.

And I did. I'm just trying to figure out why. Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to figure out why. But, okay, back to our flight. That's insane. No Wi-Fi. No Wi-Fi.

I don't understand how that works. Why is there not Wi-Fi? That's what I'm getting it. And that's why I, it was a weird example, but like, there should not be domestic planes, domestic planes that hold, I'm talking like the small, the little bombarders, whatever they're called. They hold 60 people, and I'm getting 100 megabyte download speed. And now I'm going across the world with hundreds of people for a full fucking day. and I don't have any Wi-Fi?

I want to say this. What I'm about to say is a privileged take, but I think being stuck on a tube for 17 hours with no Wi-Fi is a human rights violation. I do want, in 2026, like that is a human rights violation. Now, there's actually movement saying that Wi-Fi is now, like, considered as your, like, your need, like a necessity. Like, they're giving people without homes, homeless people. they're giving them cell phones.

Like they, that's because it is a necessity for life. Oh, yeah. And so is Wi-Fi. And I'm going across the world, going dark. Like,

that's not fine. I'm not LeBron. This isn't a playoffs. I'm not, this isn't a choice. The longest I've gone without Wi-Fi in my adult life is maybe eight hours.

Like, I can't, I can't, I can't fathom what I'm going to do on that plane. I can't fathom. I'm kind of scared for myself too because I'm sitting next to you.

Yeah, and like what, like, and I can't, and I can't beat my meat up there. So I go to jail if I do that, but you're taking Wi-Fi away for me? Like there should be nudie- I can't self-pleasure.

I can't have coitus. I can't smoke a cigar in the middle of the sky and you won't get me Wi-Fi. What am I supposed to do? Like there has to be some form of a nudie mag in the-in-the-bathroom. Oh my God. And one of my biggest concerns, too, I can't go 17 hours without shit. I cannot do that. Where am I going to poop?

Where am I going to poop on this plane, Cam? Oh, I'm telling you right now, whatever bathroom is the closest to, our seats. We'll have Cameron Michael Kennedy DNA in it by the end of the flight. I am going... You have to let me in there with you. I cannot poop in there alone. You have to be in there with me so they don't know which one of us pooped. Please, I cannot. Generally, I'm having a little bit of an anxiety attack right now thinking about it. I cannot, I cannot on that plane alone. Peyton, you just said you want me to go into a bathroom in the middle of the sky with you for you to shit at the same time. Kim, I cannot fathom pooping on a plane. I don't know what is

going to get more looks. The two of our big ass going into the bathroom at the same time, or the look of when he knocks and say, hey, we can't do none of that funny business. And I go, oh, no, I'm just here so my friend can. Yeah. You're out of your, because Cam, I'm trying to delegate. I love you to death. First off, even if, even if that was allowed, I'm not doing that. I'm not putting myself in a two by two room for you to release your lactose boughs. And I, what are I just going? You got a buddy. Face the wall. Keep going.

The audat, you, the audacity that you thought I was going to be looking at you. Oh, come on, man. Just squeeze a little more, a little more. Ankle's together. Pick up my balls. Inks together. Come on.

You go, I go, Blumpkin. I would never do that. I love you to death. I would do pretty much anything for you. And that's one of the things I've had an immense anxiety like these, this whole month because now I'm trying to like regulate my pills. Like I don't know what pill I'm going to take. because I can't take every pill I need.

Oh. Because I need to take anti-diorials. Live on the ADs. Live on the A-Ds. I have to take anti-diar reels for a 17-hour flight so I don't. Like that's a priority. But I also need to drink. Like, I have to drink.

You have to drink. You have to drink. And then it's not going to be right. I kind of take my Xanax to sleep. And then like I can't, like, which one do I take? I can't put all that in my body or I'm going to die over the Atlantic Ocean. I cannot do that. First off, you're not going to die over the Atlantic Ocean.

the Atlantic. Second, you're not going to dive the Atlantic, but second off, I say, you don't overthinking. Imagine that autopsy. They cut me open and I look like Elvis Presley. They're like, he had anti-dialial, so much backed up, alcohol and Xanax in him. He goes, he goes, and he had enchiladas. Yeah, and there, Cody, K-Rob's going to go, anything in there you could put in me that's going to help me out. Anything in that blood? Is there anything in there y'all have tested to go with Gids test some railing? I don't know, man. I don't know, man. He had something. He had something thrown off about him.

Just give me a little vial of his blood. Take his brain. I want to see what's in there that's different than mine. I want to see why he did everything the wrong way. I love him to death. He does everything wrong. The way he runs that bit wrong. I wouldn't do it. If he let me take over $15 million quarterly.

No way. No, no. I agree with you, bro. Our flight is going to be stupid. This episode is Brian. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. I think we are all trying to be more fiscally responsible, be more in tune with our investments, with our savings, with our subscriptions,

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I have to tell you something. Do you think it is, do you think it's better or worse that I have officially decided to just raw dog the flight? You're going to raw dog an 18-hour flight? Yes. Now, I can give you my, okay, I'll take that face by, you think it's worse. Now, one, I have never took the medication that you said.

So I know me, me neither. I know me as a person. I would be too worried about it. And I think it would create worse things for me. So that's why I decided not to do that. And then B, I think, because we're going in the evening, it should be nighttime already. I think I'll naturally get tired enough to fall asleep, hopefully.

So I don't want to do anything else because when we wake up, we can't go to sleep for a whole other day. Correct. So I don't want to have like time on all pee in, melatonin, let me sleep, all this shit in me. where I'm just like, zombie. Now the only problem, and it's a big problem,

is that if I can't fall asleep, I'm, and that shit, there's no other way to say. I'm absolutely, when we land, y'all gonna be like holding me up. Can I say this?

We all, we all did have a conversation about you. What the fuck are up with these backdoor conversations? You're not there. It's when we're at the new studio. It's me, Dary L and K. Robb. We're sitting there for five hours.

We talk about you. So we're sitting there and we're talking about the flights and stuff, and then we're like, like cams going to be the worst i don't think i'm going to be the well why would i be the worst because you already your sleep is fucked up because of the kids and yes but and so you're already naturally just you get tired the easiest and like you're the most hard to like keep up and so whenever it's like taking that into account with being on a completely flipped time zone like it's not just we're

seven hours away night we're 16 hour different it's a whole day yeah so you're going to be the worst. Like our shows in Australia are going to be so good is because I like Cam, like, we're going to be so mentally like, oh yeah, we're going to say, we're going to say, the craziest. There might be a point where I say, Darryl, turn off the laptop. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm just going to talk to these people. Like, honestly. I'm going to say, who has the best stroke game here? Like, I'm like, we're going to club all the dudes, 21 and up and you're going to just hump the wall. Yeah. And I'm going to be like, ah, boge in might. My God, you got a python.

Yeah. Dude, no, it's going to be, it's going to be insane. I don't think I'm going to be bad, though. Yeah, you're going to be pretty bad. I have to piss. We do have our girls here. We do have our women here. We're going to, I don't know, we're going to do a couple more things and then bring them on,

but I know they're only here towards the end of the podcast, but we're going to do a full episode with them, another full episode with them that's available this Wednesday on the Patreon. Patreon exclusive number 234 will be just the game. girls and as I know on their TikTok, they had like a whole request to start a new podcast. I would fail in a month. I'm just kidding. He'd be like, um, what do you want to talk about today, babe?

I don't know. I thought you, okay, um, goodbye. Yeah, um, but we're going to do a full episode with them. Um, it's going to be absolutely crazy, but we're going to give you a sneak preview coming up here in a, uh, in a little bit. Oh my God. Uh, did you see what happened at the Lloyd and Keisha Cole concert? Lloyd and Keesha Cole are on four together?

Holy Oh my God Lloyd and Keisha Cole They're on concert On tour They were doing a concert in Detroit Yeah Of course it was

Lloyd leaves the stage right Now I'm gonna tell you the story And then I'm gonna ask you a question Lloyd leaves the stage Front row Superfan these women Oh oh it's Lloyd And you know it's Lloyd

So like Older generation Not older but like older than us So now these women They're just hyping up And his back is drenched in sweat And he's hugging these girls and then he gets the nod from security. It's time to go back on the stage and he literally goes Leaves this woman's wig gets caught on his suit and he walks up

Peyton he literally he's hugging these girls. He said oh we got to go back all right that the wig stuck to him and she said No no no she's doing And that traveled. That traveled all the way to the stage with him. And you didn't realize it? Right at the end. It kind of falls off.

Yeah. He goes. And then the video cuts. Now, my question to you. Yeah. Let's flip that to involve us, right? Right. Now, what is a female artist that you and me both would have just a fantastic time at?

Snow Allegra. Snow Allegra. Perfect. Let's say we go to a snow. She drops her album. She's on tour. We go to snow. Somebody check on a no, seriously do it well in the check. I love her too much for her to not drop music in so long. Yeah. Snow, what's going on, baby? Temporary highs were the last time. Literally been years. Love you to death. Not trying to rush you. Just you drop a couple singles. You dropped being my summer. You dropped this I thought it was coming. That was three years ago. Yeah. I need some music. Love you. Anyway, say we're at Snow's concert. Front row. She comes down. She's looking at you. Having this great moment. Oh.

Sorry. She's looking at you. Y'all are having a moment. She sees that eye twitch. I'd literally not be. I'd look like this. No, and she gives you a hug, right? Don't touch me.

Here we go. She goes like, or you give her a hug, y'all both hug. I wouldn't. She leaves, right? Some wire, some cord, grabs onto your pants and drops them. Because to me, that's the equivalent

for this woman losing her entire. That sucks. That's inappropriate. And it's a joke. There's a comedy podcast. Now we're never going to be invited. I had to a show. But what would you do?

Because I mean, that is a terrible moment. It caught that in 4K, 8K here. So Snow Allegra, Snow Allegra hugs me. We're on the big screen. She hugs me. A wire catches my pants, my pants fall. Yeah. I absolutely rock the person next to me.

That's me! I said I was there with you. I'd knock the f*** out of you. I'd beat the sh** out of you. I'd be like, Why? I can't go down alone. Are we talking about this?

There's a full circle. What the fuck else do I do? I got punch you. I have to do something to... I'm just like... Solo embarrassment is my biggest fear. I cannot go out alone. I refuse to.

And at least I'm honest. I might not give you the answer you want, but I will give you the truth. What the f***? It's the only thing I could do. What would you do? I thought about that. Same thing.

The wire catches. We walk away and my pants just go, I would... I said I would literally act like nothing happened. I just be like, and get them up real quick. Yeah. Try to dance. And then if no one like, like left me, I'd literally be like,

I got it. And I would just run away. I'd run home. I'd run out of the venue. But you're, you're, like, you're, I wouldn't look. Your measurement of embarrassment, bro, you don't give a fuck. Like that's a great, like you. You drunkenly fell out of Dallas Swings.

Say it had nothing to do with alcohol. It didn't. It did not. Okay. You need to get a super good embarrassment one time. I do. And lean into it. Kim, that was my childhood.

What are you talking about? Like, the reason I feel. The reason I feel the way I do is because of my childhood camp. They had a game in high school where they would go. People bought with their money, tape measures. And it was like the measure of Peyton's net game. And they would go around and they saw them in the hallway and they would take pictures to me on Snapchat.

And they would be like, today it's six inches. Say it's four. Like it would do like it was, that was a game. It was a game. People would fart in class like, Peyton. And like I would be like, it's not me. They'd go, oh, I'm Peyton. And they would do that because I had this anxiety that there was always something on my face.

So when I would talk to somebody one-on-one, I would always be wiping my face. So they would always do that when I was around. I broke my back. They would have, they would go like this walking around the hallways. I did not know that. I peed myself at my first sleepover in a sleeping bag. And they told people about it. First day of second grade, I was wearing cargo shorts with a button right here, right here.

And then I was, so like you would carry a bunch of stuff. I don't remember why I was carrying so much stuff, but everybody was carrying a bunch of stuff, and I was carrying it. And my button popped until my pants fell on my ankles in the middle of the hallway. Everybody watched me. Well, I do want to say I'm sorry. And I did not know it was that bad, but I will say the craziest thing about what you just said is that your neck length can fluctuate two inches. What the f***ing? It didn't.

One day it was. No, that's what the joke was. They would say it was. that's what they said it was I remember the first time I went to off never mind I'm not going to say that because I'd put somebody in a bad position but um yeah one time

whenever I was like really young and my teeth were first falling out I remember I was eating lunch and one of my teeth was in my food and then I went back to eat it and I had to spit it out because I forgot I didn't see it was there like did you okay now your parents are great

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To my right, we have the lovely, uh, sauce of, I'm sorry. What just happened? Liv got into it. Now, Liv's excited. She hasn't been on since 230. It's like a rabid dog. She's like, er. Now, to my right, we have the one the only Sarah bungaloo.

Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa. You want to introduce your bride. There we go. And to my left, I have the one and only the beautiful mother of my amazing two children and my beautiful wife, the one only Mama Live. Mama Live in the chair. Yeah. Mom dance. Mom dance.

My God. They're fresh off of a 11-day sabbatical in Europe. Yeah. Yes. Can we start with that? In what world does it make sense? Your ears are dirty. I'm so sorry.

I think that's, I think we have a record. I had to say it once because I'm going to be looking at the whole. You know Peyton the other day said you have cam ears? Wait, he said you have me ears? You have dirty ears too? When I got back from the trip. Oh yeah, Sarah didn't clean her ears the whole trip. I didn't have any Q-tips.

Girl, I had Q-tooth. Oh. Sarah's like, first of all, first of all, you can clean your ears without having Q-tips. You just do a finger pinky. Oh. Oh, I get that nail. Technically, you're not supposed to stick those things in your ears. That's true. They're not in every ears.

I'm not going to say what my dad is. What does he do? No, her dad, like, I love you to death, T.J. He does some, like... Like a floss pick in his ear. He does a floss pick in his ear. Oh, he's on some K-Robb. I've seen her dad grab a piece of mail.

The federal document and floss his teeth with it. Oh, that's good. Mail back there is really good. The corner it scratches your gum in case you got like a little hit of the gingy. little gingy vitus back there, that'll hit something crazy. God, it's making me sensitive, just thinking about it. I've seen Big Doc Hara put scissors in his ear.

I had to. It's just, I can't look at it the whole episode. Liv, you just, that stabbed me, though. How many times when you... That was a pretty big chunk. I saw that. No, it's massive every time. It is, now stop.

But they just got back from an 11-day sabbatical in Europe. I mean, y'all's comment section on all the videos y'all posted were like, oh, y'all need to, I can't wait to hear about your trip. Y'all should just tell us just y'all to like just y'all should start your own like oh my god oh my God. Tell us everything. Reveal all. Yeah. Just flooded everywhere. Yeah. It's not going to happen. Yeah, it's not. So appreciate it. This is the best we could give y'all. Not on here though, but on our Patreon, Patreon exclusive that's coming out this Wednesday. Any tier you join, you will be able to, we're going to do a full episode with them. Yes.

Give you all the tea. But this is, you know, we've been around each other for a long time. Long time. You know, and then us being together, it's been a while. It has. And we've all integrated into each other's lives pretty well, but we haven't told y'all everything about our relationship. What do you mean? What does that mean?

Just the little stories here and there. Yeah. Like an unwritten, like I genuinely don't know what you're about to say. Stories that we would like tell you at your house and we would laugh, but. So there's a story between me and Sarah at the beginning of us knowing each other. That is probably the most embarrassing story. Ever. And we've never heard this.

Never heard it. Oh my God. I'm so excited. It was, we weren't even dating. It was like whenever we were first starting to like spin the night together. Oh. Like early on.

Oh my God. You couldn't get it up. No, no, no. It's never been a problem with her. Oh, dude, she hugged me and it was out. Um, but. Sorry to everybody watching. Now, I'm right there with me.

But I didn't even know this story until like two weeks ago. What? She kept this from me. It's a Sarah P-O-V story. It's the most embarrassing story about me that she kept for me. And there's no reason she just still be in my life. She should not be in my life. Oh, fuck.

So do you want to tell this story about whenever we were first starting to be around each other? I'll start it and you can help me. Okay. Well, I guess it is my story, but. It is 100%. Okay, so this is whenever I started, you know, spending the night at his house more often than not. That's crazy.

And this time I needed to borrow. a t-shirt to go to sleep. Okay. So we know his old ways of his old closet. So before I lived with anybody, when I was living my single bachelor life, my closet, I didn't do laundry. I never did laundry. What I would do is I would take off my clothes and I would throw them in the closet. It literally was like a burn pile.

It was insane. In no exaggeration, there was probably a three foot stack of clothes that took up half my closet. It was hundreds of articles of clothing that just sat there for over a year. Yeah. Me, man. When you say that, I remember seeing with my own eyes, but like, you've, you've evolved. Sarah has helped. I hope y'all know whenever we got more serious and I was like, okay, we need to get this laundry situated. I literally cried. No, I cried. No, I cried. Liv came over one day to help. That didn't last long. I literally broke down in the kitchen with CJ was in the living room and I cried. Do you remember that?

How long did it take you to do my laundry? Well, not until we moved to the new house and got. A new washer and dryer. So she never completed. I never. She had to buy a new house. She had to buy a new house and machinery. Just to tackle it. They put laundry in trash bags.

That was the easiest way to get rid of your. Yeah. It was years more. It was disgusting. I love you. And that's, and that is the age old thing of like, it was just so big you never could start.

So you just kept adding on to me. And live wore gloves. Yeah. We did wear gloves. Me, man. You think you'd like a septic tank worker. It was disgusting. It was, I was, what I was doing is I was not,

instead of washing clothes. I would just buy the same shirt. Yep. I would be like, I don't want to wash it. I'm just going to go buy it. That's so insane to me. No, it was disgusting. But so disgusting.

Now, fast forward back to what she was saying, one of the first time she spent the night, the first time she saw this pile of clothes. No, you hit it. Oh, I did hide it. So never, she didn't even see it. I said, no, no, no, you hit it. And I was like, what are we talking about now?

No. So. No, so I was like, can I have a t-shirt? And he was like, oh, yeah, for sure. Let me just go get one from my closet. So he's gone for a second. brings back a t-shirt, put it on, you know,

spend the night, and then the next morning I go home. Oh, this is whenever I fully couldn't, like, sleep the whole night. I just, like, couldn't sleep. She'd pretend she'd fall asleep, but she'd just stay up all night in the bed while I'm sleeping.

She was like, Smeagle. She was like... Like, you can sleep at his house? Yeah. Why, you're scared he's gonna, like, murder you something? What? I think she, like, you're just not comfortable. Yeah, I'm not used to sleeping

in, like, someone else's house. Yeah. So I'd go home at 5 a.m. And this particular time, I was driving home. In the shirt, sorry. And it's still in the shirt. And I was kind of like, I kind of smell weird. And I just ignore it.

I go home. And I just, I go straight. I go straight to bed. I just go back. In the shirt. Yes, in the shirt. Just go back to sleep. Because I was tired.

And I wake up. I wake up later and I start, you know. going through my day, still in the shirt. Sarah. And I'm like, I'm like, I stink. This, I've never smelled like this ever before in my life. I was like, I was like, what is this smell? And it's following me.

I think I started like cleaning my room and I'm like, what, why do I smell like this? So I didn't realize, I was like, this isn't my shirt. So I take the shirt off. And I give it a good little whiff in the pits. And it was, it was not a clean shirt, guys. It was like, it smelled like he had played basketball, did a full day of filming in that shirt. And I thought it was me.

I was embarrassed at first because I thought I smelled like that. And I was like, oh my God. Around him. Yes. But no, it was. And so my dog was sniffing me. Oh. So why didn't you?

Why didn't you leave me after that? Say, hey, gross McGee. Why did you hang out with me again after that? What was your initial reaction to me as a man when you realized, oh, this guy gave me a dirty shirt? And I'm not gonna lie, the way you built that whole story of I literally thought she was about to say it was a shirt. I thought she was in the shirt.

There might have been fluid in there. There might have been some somewhere on this shirt. I literally thought it was going to be a post-s-sadual experience shirt. No, no, no. There might have been some residue, but I mean, nothing. I know Peyton's funky. But so what, why, what was your initial reaction to me as a man? And why did you decide to continue?

Please tell us. I think I just thought like, oh, he thought this was clean and it's not. Oh, but think about, okay. Now, but take that right? And hold on to that. Think about how bad it smelled and you smelt it, right? I think I was- Like the shirt was disgusting.

So you didn't text in your friends like, this guy's shirt was nasty as hell. I'm never going to do it. Oh my God, let's put it on the hot seat. Did you tell anybody else about the shirt before you told people? No. Good woman. Because she knew she wasn't leaving and she would have to deal with that embarrassment. No, I wouldn't be in the group chat.

Stained. Stank. But my thing is if you, you know, like you stayed with him, whatever, you're given him the benefit of doubt, but you know how bad the shirt smells. So do you not think that he could have also smelled the shirt and he still gave it to you? Well, I can tell you what happened. I did. And he's just immune to it.

I didn't smell it. It is your own sense. Oh, you didn't smell it. No, I did smell it. smell it, but I didn't get the hit of, well, that changes everything. She breaks up with you right here. No, so what happened was, so she told me like, hey, I need a shirt. So I was like, panic boat. So I went to the closet and I was like, you cannot come in here. Like, you can't see this yet. So I walked in there and I saw the, the mountain of clothes. And I was like, hey, no,

I can't do that. I was like, okay, I'm going to look at the rack of like the six shirts I have up there. They're all designer shirts that are up there. And so I was like, the only shirt that I had hung up were the designer ones. I was in a home in a designer shirt. And so I was like, I'm not giving her those. So I looked, I looked, I'm not giving her these, you know, whatever. And so I was like, okay, there are some shirts in this pile that were maybe one wear. I wore them for a couple hours.

The stench couldn't have evolved. But I was in such a panic mode that instead of grabbing a shirt from the top of the pile, I started to dig because I wanted to give her a semi-good shirt. Now, I didn't realize if that's been sitting there for like seven months. So all of this. Oh my God. All the stench of these clothes have accumulated because it's not just shirts in there. There's underwear, socks, shorts, pants.

Like, it's all in there. And so I was like this. I gave it a quick hit. I guess I got a good spot and I gave it to her. Peyton, seven months is, that is, that is, that is, like, I cannot fathom. Yeah. I cannot fathom, and I love you to death, but I'm going to say lives laundry. I cannot fathom what lives laundry would smell like if it's set there for seven months in a row.

I'm not in my laundry. No, no, no, you smell great. rate 95% of your life. That 5% when you hit the gym or you decide to sweat, I've heard about that. It is, I mean, it's like a, it is like a ripe, nasty rinkin scent. I mean, it makes you just go,

but it's good because all the, every other time you smell good. Seven months is, that is a bomb. I didn't do laundry for about a year and a half. I didn't touch my washing machine. So how did you have clean drawers? I bought them.

I bought them and I was, oh, he bought him. but he rewore the . I would re-wear draws like two to three days. I lived alone, I was single, I didn't care. He had swamped. Oh, fuck, are you crazy? I was growing criss.

Oh yeah, I learned fast. Crawfish season out of my f***. Are you crazy? I learned fast not to smell any laundry if you think it's dirty or clean. Oh, y'all know what happened in Houston the first time we went on tour with us, right? What?

And whenever we're in that Airbnb in Houston, my shorts were on the ground, my camo shorts that I wore during meat and greets, and like, work out in and I was like, are these clean or dirty? And, you know. Oh, oh my God. That's them! Sarah!

I didn't know. I've never, I've never been around like boys. You're, oh, oh, I know that smell. Oh, I've never been around boys laundry before. I was like, I can smell my clothes and decide if they're clean or dirty because it's just like a little like. My sh- No, my sh-be-smelling. Yeah, I know what you know.

It's a little cussie in there too, a little sweaty. I got, slapped in the face and I told his mom and she was like, oh girl, you never sniff a man's laundry. She said you ain't never sniff a man's laundry. Okay. Shout to Sarah. She loves me. First off, shout out Sarah.

Crazy story. You are a better human being than me and probably most people out there. I would be like, you got me fucked up. You get me a seven-month-old sweatshirt never again. But y'all just got so hype and I don't really like how hype y'all just got talking. I mean, smell, me, smell. So I have a question. Okay.

Objectively, which do you think is crazier? The amount of time that will stay in the bathroom or the amount of time it takes y'all to get ready. You in the bathroom. You got me fucked up. That might be a personal thing because he doesn't stay in the bathroom. Cam, I think that's a you thing.

What? Cam spends the most of the bathroom. So you're telling me pain isn't going there and get on his phone, doom scroll. I think actually camera goes in there to hide from the kids. but I don't go to hide from the table. Yes, you do. Malachi comes in there and you're like, lock the door. Now, can I say anything? That is a parent thing. That's a dad thing. That's a very

dead thing. Because my dad does it too. Yes. That's a getaway. Okay. Yeah. He's just, I'm not there in life yet. But when he gets there, he'll be there. When I get there, I will, I will stay in that bathroom. Yes. Like, but it's a known husband and, like, father thing to find your favorite bathroom and that sanctuary. Bathroom and lawn. And I don't do landscaping. So all I got to toilet. Yeah. That's insane. He doesn't, okay, the thing that makes me mad is, He doesn't use the bathroom in our bedroom. He goes to the guest bathroom. Like that's like his little head.

Like he just said, I need a sanctuary. If you're yapping at me through the door and under the crack, I no longer have peace. Yeah. See, now we have to find an agreement here. You have to find it a lot of time. That's good. But I do agree, Cam does take

an ungodly amount of time in the bathroom. I do. Weird about it. Because he'll, like, when we're recording. Time out. This was how the hell this end up a three on one? Because I couldn't relate to take all you. How long do you stay in there?

Oh, like eight minutes. But Clash Riel? Clash, if I'm saying that right. It's a three-minute game, but then he'll play a couple of them. She knows. Or it'll just go to double overtime, which is an extra one minute per overtime. So it's five minutes. So what he'll do is, and he's so weird about his poop.

We'll be recording, and like after we record one thing, he'll be like, dude, I got a piss. He knowing he has to go poop. He'll say, I have to go piss, knowing he has to go poop. And it'll be in there for 15 minutes. Mannington, we're like, bro. You don't go poop every time you go to the bathroom. No, at the house, I don't. Here, I genuinely do. So I just, oh, oh, we got him. You literally just say at the house I do. So you lie when you go to the bathroom saying,

what do you want me to say, Lynn? I go, what do you want me to say? I go to the bathroom as a man who works that comes home to his kids and I, and sometimes I just want to sit down and I want to play clash. Now, in my mind of the way my cogs spin, if I do that right in front of you, That's a little backhanded. You can literally play that while you're holding Malachi or feeding Milan. You don't have to go to the bathroom to do that. I think you could just say, hey, I'm going to go play clash in the bathroom. Thank you.

I think that would make it better. That would go better? Yes. Yes. Yes. Because you say, oh, I got to go poop. I'm like, you just pooped. And you know the other day you were like, oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, you dig yourself a hole by doing that. He did. The other day he was sitting there and he was like, can you take myelin? I had to go pee. I said, you just went to the bathroom. He was like, oh. Oh, oh, yeah, I did. So that just shows that he...

And don't say you didn't do that the other day. We all just had a meeting about that. It's Cam's little white lies. I did, yeah, we did. He has a white lie there. I try to do it for you, though. Give us... Don't.

For me, it's like, oh, a little bit for some first of her. Why don't you just go? Why don't you just go, hey, I want to go play clash in the bathroom? Because then I... Okay, because, I mean, y'all are right. You know, I'll take this as a moment. This turned into an insane twist, but that's okay.

Y'all are right. Yeah. I will take this and I'll learn from it. But I think I do it to protect my own insecurity that I'm overwhelmed or I'm flustered in the moment. And I want like a little two, three minute break. You don't grow a pair? Why don't see? Because I have a wife like that puts me down and makes me feel like my tiny. But you could, well, but you could say that, hey, I'm flustered.

I need two, three minutes plate clash. And she literally said, hey, I've been flustered all day, you f***ed boy. And then you all have to have the agreement of like your fluster times. You have to get on the same fluster. So he doesn't take long in the bathroom. No, and if he did. We don't have kids, so I don't really care. Yeah, it's like, I won't seat here for like five hours.

Okay, now that's great. Now, that's great. Now, maybe you cannot hang me out to drive this time. Can we get back to y'all taking two to two and a half hours to get ready? Now, I want to preface this. I know our women are beautiful. I know there's a ton of steps. I know there's makeup.

I know there's foundation. Let's call a spade of spade. There's no way. We have a dinner reservation at 8.30. And you go, I'm going to start getting ready. and I look down it's four o'clock. That is egregious. That is absolutely insane. I think with- hours to get ready is insane. I think with the same thing with your bathroom time. It is almost

like a girl time. Like we can- That's fine. We can get ready within like 30 minutes to an hour. We just rather I mean if we're rushed. We just rather sit. We rather sip our bloom. Can I say that on here? Yeah. We rather sit. You can sit. You can sit. Whatever. I'll put on. a show and it's just like, you know, time for, yes, it's time for herself. That's what I think it is. Yes. Okay. That's perfect.

So now live. Now that we have on the record that it's girl time, right? I don't get that often. You say I have a kid yelling, that, that, that, or my line screaming when I'm getting ready. So when I do get to get ready, oh, I'm going to take my two hours and 30 minutes. Now the only, now, okay, I just dug myself a hole. There we go. So now the only problem with that is knowing that that's the end of the end of the end.

that that's the exact same thing I do, but mine is for five minutes. Yours is just for two and a half hours. When I'm feeding my in, Malachi's going, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. And I'm going, oh, burp, all that. And you're just like in there like this. Sarah, where are you wearing bitch?

No, I'm not watching them. I'm sipping this, though. And you know, I'm literally drowning outside. That's my one thing. If it's the same exact boat, mine's five minutes and it's, it makes your skin itch. You're just two and a half hours. I just got to take it on the chin. But you don't have to come out of the bathroom and look good to be somewhere. Thank you. You could throw a dirty t-shirt on and go. I think both should be respected. I think both. I think there are a lot in bathroom.

Because I've learned, that's the first time I learned that was with her. I was like, God. I was like, you don't. No, seriously. I was like, you don't do much. Like, I've seen the whole thing. You don't do much. But it's taking you so long. And then I sat in there for one of them. And she's just like on FaceTime with her friend. She's listening to music. She's watching murder shows.

And I'm like, oh, this is your like, this is your U-time. This is a girl's video game. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, but the thing, the problem with that is P is if I can boot the PC on, I'm a piece of that's a conversation you all got to have. I don't turn into marriage counseling. Yeah, and now this is what is this turned into intervention.

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Y'all have been together for a while now. Our lives have been integrated. Our women just took a trip with each other. We had a boys' night. So opinion-based, I think we should share things that the other couple thinks is weird. Sorry, I think we should share things that we think you do is weird. As a couple? And vice versa.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Either things you do, things you've done, positions you hold, like, whatever, inside things. Positions we hold. Like in an argument, an opinion, whatever. Anything that y'all do, we compiled a little list. It's not that long.

Not like that. Not like that. It's not that one. No, I don't want to do here this list because I generally don't think our relationship we do anything weird. Let's get on them, babe. Let's go. Compared to the stuff that y'all do?

Yeah, and I want to hear ours. I don't have a long list. Oh, ours is a long at all. Ours is long at all. Ours is like two or three things. We both notice it when we said. We both notice it. And they're funny.

They're hilarious. And hopefully y'all can have some fair and some light skin and take it. We can take anything. Okay, let's go. I'm going to argue it down, though. I'll say it down. You argue it down.

When y'all say ours, we're going to argue it down. We'll go first. So the first thing that we've, fine, it's honestly just more hilarious. I'm scared. As a 27 year old man, a 24 year old woman. 23. 23 year old woman, so sorry.

As adults, let's just start. As two adults, the fact that up until a week ago, y'all didn't have nice hands is crazy. Thank you, okay, thank you. I see that. Get it! Oh my gosh, she's, okay, first of all, you're welcome for the nice.

Imagine being a 27-year-old man, you go like this. Oh, it's time to go to bed. Like in the morning, when you wake up to turn your alarm out, you'd have to crawl out of bed. I'd have to reach down. I'm going to drink a water like this. Oh, my God. First of all, I believe houses should have necessities, not accents.

Oh, that's my. That is five-foot gangar puzzle. Exactly. Exactly. A little anime toys. Uh-uh. No, that's funny, though. First of all, first of all, we were.

coming into our own. We were a young, new relationship. I've never had a nightstand. I didn't need it. That's insane. You never had night to that. You just had nothing. Literally the last one was like built into the frame. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have an, I didn't believe in a nightstands. That's not about our, that's an attack on me, mother. That's not an attack on the relationship. That's true. That's true. We wanted to dispatched. Yeah. Go ahead. Or do you want me to say it? I don't care. You say it. Okay. So, well, you're more funnier than me. me.

Yeah, deliver and then she'll piggyback. What's weird about our relationship? So the next one that we think is semi weird is the fact that like, it's, again, it's more of a patent thing, but the second thing is that y'all don't like eat dinner together sometimes, like you don't do it. Like, you'll be like smacking some shit on the couch

and Sarah's sitting at the island like by herself. Like y'all don't have dinner together. Like y'all don't like, We did talk about this. Okay, we did talk about this. I'm so sorry, Pete. I don't think it's weird at all. Literally last night, we got dinner.

Yeah. And I had soup, so I was like, I don't want to take that on the couch. Because I always want to eat on the couch. I want to watch the show. And I was like, I'm going to sit here and eat it. And he was like, oh, okay, I'll sit with you. But you could tell he wanted to go on the couch.

Yeah. Good man, good for you. Oh, I'll do it with she wants me to. But I, I am, I view relationships as, we're more coexisting than anything. Yeah. I don't like, I'm very much like a dog and a cat that like live together. It's like, oh, I love you.

I love being around you. I'd much rather you be here than not here. But oh, I, there's some non-negotiables I need to be alone in. Even dinner? Dinner. So what? Dinner is sacred. No, it's not.

What if you all have kids? Y'all aren't going to want to like. We did talk about that. We said as long as we have that nice dinner table that you got for your house. As long as we're all in the same room and we're like talking. We don't care about like seat placements. Exactly. No, see, placements, yeah, but like if you're at the island, you're on the couch, say PJ's on the patio.

He's just an iPad kid. He has to watch something to eat. Well, the thing is, is I don't get much time to, like, watch shows or movies. I feel that. And so when I do do it, I want to be eating when I do it. Yeah, because I'll have a TV in your room, right? No, no, we have no TV in our room. We don't believe in TVs in the room. That's crazy, too.

That's good. It allows us to, it really helped my laziness a lot. It gets us out of the room in the morning so quick. At night, we fall asleep quicker. But, no, I don't want to eat with her all the time. I don't want to smell your food. That means one time is dinner. Just like me getting ready that I've seen that's kind of his sacred time.

It's my sacred time. Okay, I want to watch Hunter Hunter. Okay, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Sarah, I want you to be honest. This is a loving space. We all love each other. Would you prefer that it's either yes or no.

There's no middle ground, black and white. Peyton never eats dinner with you. You are always in split rooms or y'all just eat dinner together every night. And then afterward, bro, dinner can take 10 minutes, 15 minutes. And then afterwards he goes and watches 100 and 100. No, because I want to eat while I'm watching it. This is a question for Sarah.

Excuse me. Yeah, stay over there. This is a question for Sarah. Would you rather he never eats dinner with you? Ever. Or he always eats dinner with you. Of course I would prefer him eat dinner with me. But also the thing is...

Oh, God. What happened in no gray area? We don't eat the same dinners. That's the f*** the third one. That's the third one. This man, Peyton, I love. Payton is so hell bent. Payton is so hell bent on his macros and calories and this and he's picky and he's

lactose and all these things. And that's fun. And that's fun. Oh, he's very lactose. You give him ice cream. Oh, it's like a bomb threat going off. But Sarah, like Sarah is also very healthy and she likes different foods and stuff. But Payton's like, oh God, no, I'd never eat that.

I'll never try that. Yeah, no, I won't. I never tried it. What did you just eat yesterday? Butter chicken? I'm never going to eat that. No, no, no. I'm not gonna lie, the absolute craziest one ever.

Was her when she cooked the chicken, what is it called? Chicken Parmesan. Oh, it's disgusting. Sarah made chicken parmesan. She was in the kitchen. And she worked in the kitchen for three hours. This mother-fopped hot dogs in the air fryer, which is nothing right. I made his hot dogs.

Sarah popped in the air fryer. Yeah, she made my meal. That's her meal. Okay, but she didn't make it thinking I was going to eat it. She knew before. Payton's not going to eat this. So we think it's weird that sometimes you guys do two different dinners and don't eat dinner to you. To me, the two things, I promise you, it's never going to change.

What if your kids like, Daddy, come eat dinner with me? No, I'm going to eat with. I'll eat with her. I like eating with her now. What if your daughter? You have a daughter. She looks at you in your eyes and she goes, Dad, that can you, can we turn the TV off for dinner? Yeah, I'll do it.

That's different. I'm talking about like. But you won't do it for Sarah? She's never said that. Sarah, say it. And when she's asked you want to eat together, I do eat together. And we do eat together a lot. But I do prefer, especially with certain meals.

I think that's a little where my touch of my tism comes in with certain meals. Like, if I get my waterburger, Waterburger is strictly, I'm alone. I don't want to touch talk, be around people. Waterburger's a lone time food. That's theater food. That is theater food. You know what I mean? I really don't want to watch him eat that either.

I used to sit. That's why y'all are made for each time. I used to sit right next to him. Like, we would have the late night, like, it'd be super late. And I'd sit right next to him eating Waterburger. He would not, like, look at me or speak to me or anything. He'd just be looking at the TV like this. It's my alone time.

I need my Waterburger to be alone. You know what I think that's weird that y'all do? Yeah, hit us with it. I think it's weird that y'all openly sh-nex to each other. What? We've been doing that since the day we met. That's so weird, bro. I didn't know that.

Those sh-will-should other person will be strictly just talking to them with the door open. Oh, yeah. All the time. I have so invasive. I have separation anxiety. All the time. Now, I will say. At that's at that point, it's past that.

It's a little dependence. No, who cares. Well, this was before, but he literally saw a baby come out of me. So what's any different. that when you are dating though. That is true. That's what I said. I said, regard that.

I will level. At first I was in complete disagreance. I was like, hey, no, no, you shut that door. I shut this door. And then it just kind of bled onto me and that sounds crazy. Then it kind of was forced onto me and it just slowly, like my walls just came down and down and down. And then I was just all of a sudden taking doors wide open.

My house back to my childhood though, because I grew up in a one bathroom. Like everybody got ready. Everybody pissed everything in one bathroom. That makes sense. So when me and Cameron got. together. That was just normal to me. Like, I, you shower. What? Yeah, that's f***ed up. Is that not disgusting? I wouldn't allow that. I wouldn't allow it. It's a non-negotiable. No, I don't think anyone wants the door open when I go. Oh my God. Sarah has nuclear. Sarah has nuclear.

And she had the nerve to say on our trip. Olivia, your fart just took me out. I said, oh, girl, my one fart, the whole trip. Yeah. But you have to leave every time which I respected that. I respect to that. That's, I respect that too. Why? It's so weird. It's so healthy that it's just I think it's, yeah, I think it's just... It's your diet. No, because, bro, one of my old teammates, he ate nothing but, like, fruit, clean stuff, and his farts would literally have you gagging.

So that's weird that I think, I think it's so strange, any couple that uses the bathroom and the other person's in the room. I hate that, no, I don't like it. That's so strange to me. I will say when you get, like, a house bathroom, like, say our bathroom, and y'alls.

Yeah, I was I said. Like, it's different. I'm saying compared to what we both used to have, like little shallow bathrooms where it's like toilet, everything's right next to each other. Our bathrooms where there's a whole other door for the toilet.

Like, that's a bit different. I don't even like Sarah being in that. I don't like Sarah being in the room. I don't like... My biggest fear is somebody smelling my insides or hearing my insides come out. Like, I do not like that's so invasive. It's normal though.

That's not true. I will shower at night and that's his time to use the bathroom. Right, but the shower. There's a door. Use the bathroom. Yes, because there's soap will cover up the smell.

The sound of the shower and the music will turn out of the sound. What do you want? No, what you want to hear in your butt. It's just butt. Let that butt talk. I don't want to hear my butt queef. Let that butt queef. Get a little teut out. Okay.

What's weirder, though, is that y'all use the bathroom next to each other, but Cam won't walk around the house butt naked. That's true. Well, we have kids running around. Oh, no. I mean, even before the kids, like, I'll show her, but I just not, I'm not walking around but naked. I refuse to do it.

I don't either. So that just might be a thing. That's so strange that y'all just won't be, like, naked around. Like, me and Sarah have full conversations, just butt naked. standing next to each other. Yeah. Mine's more not to be sad, but I just don't like my body. So I'm not walking.

I'm not walking. I'm just not. I'm just not. Not doing it. Maybe when I chopped the bitch off, maybe. Liv, I love your body. I know you. I'm just saying that's why don't walk around maybe.

Now it's fair. And I can't say anything to that. And I, that's fair. And you know, Bosy positivity is important. Pawsy, posy positivity. But I'm open to say that.

I've never been that person. I don't know why. I mean, I can't know. I love your body. You can walk around with you, but I just, it's ratchet.

No, I just, I genuinely, I think it's like a, it's a very, like I'll navigate throughout the bathroom and shit. But once I'm like in an open living room

and my, my balls are out, I'm just kind of like, I just feel like I shouldn't be. Oh, I love it. If, if CJ didn't live with us,

I would be naked a lot more. Yeah. I think I am the naked neighbor. I need to close the windows more often. I think it's kind of, It's kind of hot. Did you know you can get arrested for that? If you're naked inside, not arrested, sorry, but you can get a charge, if you're naked in your own house, but your window is open and someone sees you from Street View, did you know you could get?

I didn't know that. But most of the time, whenever I am, it's like I have to run and get something from like the laundry room. Yeah. Or like, you know. That's what I'm saying. Langer room, uh, closet bathroom. I can be naked for sure. Yeah, I'm not just going off there.

hit like the couch. If I was to sit my hole on a couch and my balls are out. Like Sarah probably saw me more naked over the trip than Cameron has seen. Can I say that? That can be a debate. That can no, no, no, yeah. That's a fact. This is going to be a debate right here.

That's a fact. No, no, here we go. Hit it. We're in Europe. Hold on, hold on. Take y'all's trip out of it. Take y'all's trip out of it. I think it is so strange how girlfriends, like y'all two can get just openly

naked in front of each other and be okay with it. Guy friends, we will never do that. Because y'all are ego. That's the word ego tisic oh his pee pee's bigger than minor I like I don't care Oh see Sorry Cam Yeah, oh his peeve's bigger than yours I'm sorry I said that's not what I was meaning

That was not what I was meeting I was talking my head No Oh guys egotistical like his pee is bigger than yours Even if that is so strange like Like girls don't compare like. No, that's not true. That's not true. Like I know what I'm working with, right?

Yes. Like, Dammey. Right? And I know what I got, right, Lynn? Yeah. She has this perfect husband size. It's just great husband material. He's like to pick ones to suck.

I don't like to say the big ones hurt me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hurt me. See, that's her Camt just stakes it. Okay, but I'm saying, like, like, you go to say, like, Cam has seen my pee. Yeah. He's seen me naked, right? But even in that, I will never just get out of the shower and talk to him just swinging.

Yeah, she's like, what's up, bro? Okay, I'm going to be doing it anymore. No, you know good one. You get out the shower. You had them big. She's out there floating. And Sarah saw him. You know.

She saw him, but I feel like we're having a full-on conversation. Yeah. It's like, oh, like, I'm going to get changed now. Like, sorry we're in a room this size. Like. Okay. No, you're taking it to Europe. I remember.

Girls in general, yes. Girls in general just do this. Okay, when all the time? How early in y'all's friendship did y'all get naked in front of each other? Pretty early. Exactly. Exactly. Cam accidentally saw my penis. I accidentally saw the rob. Yeah, and he was behind some red Nike shorts. And what'd you say? I said, wow. I don't know why it is. I don't. I think it's just we're just comfortable because we have the same body parts. Yeah. And like, and like we do too. I really can't answer. I think it's like, I think it's like you said like guys like like, like, eagle. things, y'all innately sexualize everything. Like, we're just like, this is our... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes.

But can I say, I think girls sexualize it more because... No, we don't. No, because girls are way more open to be like, that girl's hot or that girl looks good. Like, she's fine. Like, guys, I can say that to... I can say that to a guy. Like, I can know when a guy is hot,

but, like, I'll never be comfortable enough. And it's not an ego thing, because I think I'm pretty blessed, God, thank you. But I'll never just be like, dude, when you get out of shower, I'm standing right there. See, y'all never. And, okay, and to further this, though, to further this.

And y'all might say, oh, it's just fun and whatever, whatever. It's not fun. No, but tell. It's fun. No, fun, loose, like carefree, but also tell me I'm wrong. Y'all, and this isn't even to make it weird. Tell, oh, God, tell me I'm wrong. Y'all would kiss before me and Payton would kiss.

On a drunken night and a party and some bullshit of it, y'all would do a fake. Oh, I love you, girl, before me and Payton would ever lock list. And I don't know why he won't let me. Yeah, but that's not me either. That's not my thing. No, that's not you, but I'm saying that's girls. Say we're at a New Year's. Oh, 10, 9, 8, 7, we would kiss, they would kiss.

And if y'all turn around and pump said, oh, my God, just break it in. And y'all would do that shit before we would. Why'd that make me jump like y'all weren't supposed to kiss? I don't say what I was like. But okay, but like, yes, every girl that I know has kissed another girl. It just has fun friends drunkenly or like part of. No, y'all, that's what I'm just saying, y'all kiss a girl. Girls in general.

Yes, yes. I've kissed a girl. See? And, like, I've tried to kiss a guy. Like, right? Like, right? Like, me and K.M. Homey's like, I try to dab him up.

Kiss right now. I'm like, no. No. No. I'm not, no. Kiss right now. Talk to me on December 31st at 1258. Talk to me that. Okay, and that's fucked up.

Like, why is it like they can kiss, right? And we'd be like, oh, they're just having fun. But we kiss, it's like, pain's so bricked up right now. Yeah, and I don't think I'd be able to stop myself. I go, that's why. What? I don't think I'd be able to stop myself. You want the real truth?

Your lips are nice. I think I'd go after it. No, I'm kidding. But no, I'm never kissing it. It's also just how, like, his beard's sharp. Men are raised to be just masculine. Yeah, it's so lame.

Yeah. Dude, I'm going to teach my kids, dude. Kiss whoever you want, man. Yep. Well, I'm going to, I think we further this on Patreon, right? Absolutely. Absolutely. We'll get more into it.

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