You Should Know Podcast - THE ULTIMATE CRINGE CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: October 5, 2026

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I'll give you a round of applause. No, no, no, no. Let me do it again. Okay, let's run. I was thinking about this all week. It's tough. Because we've been in Australia, the pre-recording's over. This is, we're back in the flesh. We're back in the US of A. Eagle screech me.

Caca! That's, what is that? It's a peacock. Okay, we're starting on a, that is not a peacock. I don't, I've never heard a peacock talk. So why the shton think that was a peacock? I was thinking of a pigeon. It's not a pigeon either.

Pigeons are, size doesn't matter. It's about the strong throats. I've met some little things with strong throats. Boy, see, you ever, uh-oh. No, run it from the top. Run it. Everybody, welcome back to the Yusineau podcast episode 2.37. We got co-house camp back in this,

Round of a plus. Please. Yeah, that was good. I like that. Peter Parker, Tom Holland, best one out there. Shout out, you know what we do. Oh, I just had like wicked deja vu. You've said that thing.

I think it's your un-originality or I'm going crazy. And both of them are fair. They're very both fair. They're very both fair. They're both very fair. Great start to it. We are back in the US of A. We have finished the YSK House Tour official leg.

official legs we have finished. Um, nipples are hard. We went to Australia. We did, man, boy did we. We did and boy do we have stories. Got a lot of them. From the land down under. From the croikies in a big old bossy wamsas.

From the woolly wops. From the, we got Starbucks, a slice of banana bread's $11. They're like, you want something expensive, we got it. We got everything that's not worth the money. We got casinos, hard to play. We got a casino. You have to. to go through more security than our National Board of Customs.

Yeah, let me put it out there. A few fair warnings, I do want to say Australia, I had a great time at the shows. Melbourne, you are one of the top shows, in my opinion, crowd-wise. Great, fantastic show. Absolutely great show, way to end it. We're gonna talk about that more on our Patreon exclusive that comes out every Wednesday on our Patreon.

We're gonna have the whole crew here talking about it. You're gonna go join that in the prime or royalty. But I do want to talk about some stories that came from Australia before we get into the rest of the episode. Talk to me. I would hate that. I would love this. I would absolutely hate if you continue that. Get your stickers.

I can see you. I have a friend that I'm. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Oh, I learned about him that day. Yeah. He'd be like, bro, dude, let's watch the football. And I'd be like, okay.

He'd be like, we don't have to. I love you for you, bro. Oh, hey, bro, you're good. We watch whatever you want to. It's good. He's like, no, I want to see the kick her punter throw the interception touchdown. You go, bro, I swear to God,

Netflix has the devil wears product. And number two, and the sequel. Anyway, yeah, I'm not saying like that. So we had the prior episodes, the pre-recorded episodes, I discovered that our 17, 18-hour flight didn't have Wi-Fi. Now, that was a big point of contention for me.

That's a point of hell for you. You talk about it. nightmare fuel. That, like, nightmare blunt rotation for Payton is just no Wi-Fi. People sneezing around him, long conversations. Like, that is the easiest, like, I'm going to have a terrible time ever. That's for you. I didn't even mean to talk about this because I forgot about it. Do you remember how much of a psychopath I was on the way to Australia on that plane? You were, you were creeping me out physically. Like, I was not enjoying your presence. I was like, I don't like this. Bro, so we had an 18-hour flight to Australia, no Wi-Fi, and now daddy spent a little money, we had business class.

We had great seats. The seat was great. Yeah, very enjoyed. We could lay down. Very enjoyable. I would have went psycho. God bless Robbie and Dario. They had great seats, too. They had the whole road to themselves, so I don't feel bad. If I would have had a whole road would be good too. And Daryl almost died, so he deserved to be able to. Can I say that? I don't know if he's got to want us to talk about that.

I don't think you don't. Let me just say. They spent a lot of time on the plane laying down on the ground. I don't think he wants to. Okay, sorry. We don't, all right. But, okay, so talk about how much of, I was an absolute psychopath. I was so anxious.

Creepy, like, creepy, man. I was so anxious about this 18-hour flight with no Wi-Fi. I literally was trying to make it as easy as possible. Your first result. He was like, oh, no Wi-Fi. 18 hours, I need to get faced. Like that was your first, his first thing. He literally said, I'm gonna get so drunk.

Before I become a play. I forgot the only way as a human being. If I have to go 18 hours without Wi-Fi is I don't want to be able to see anything. Like, he, this man had like two shots of tequila, a margarita, and like a beer or two before we got into gate A-12. Like before we even touched there,

He was like, oh, I'm feeling good, man. Where's my seat? Where's the 17D? All right. Like, he was, he was feeling good. So before the plane, I had a, I don't know. I think it was two shots of tequila. I think a marg in that little line. That was cool, too, the lamp. Oh, God. I had a marg and then a beer at dinner. Dude, yes, that was before he got on the plane. Before we touched the aircraft, he had a margarita, two shots and a beer. And then as soon as we get on the plane, when we stay offered, they go, ooh, would you like some champagne? He goes, oh, you like some champagne. of course. He said, thanks, man.

It was champagne, say, yeah, man, thank. He said, thanks, bro. Oh, it's my fault, it's just a little woozy. Scared, hey, you sure there's no Wi-Fi on this bird? No Wi-Fi on the rocket? All right, no problem. Hey, Cam, what are you doing? So, oh, so we sit down, right?

Oh my God, dude. We sit down, and so I'm taking in the luxuries of this seat, right? I'm, I mean, I'm absolutely drunk. So I'm taking an electric. I'm like, oh, my God. What's this little click a thing do? I was like, this is fantastic.

And so Cam's sitting next to me, but we have like an aisle separating us. Thank God. Not on the way back, though. We have an aisle separating us. And so Cam was trying to get comfortable, right? This is nighttime. It's like midnight. Yeah, we're boarding this plane at 11 p.m.

And so Cam was like trying to like get into nighttime mode. He was so tired. I'm tired as shit already. I'm normally an hour into my sleep. I'm sitting here putting on compression socks and hitting the overhead light and mark it what I went for breakfast I'm ready to go to bed right now and so but I'm excited and drunk you're here night's young bro nights young dude they got a the infotamist center has great selection nights young cam they say hey you want to

drink your champagne you good on it you can give it to me you good your intake okay and so every 10 seconds I was like going over I was like Cam Cam what do you watch what do you want to watch bro it was it was like a bad-ass kid It genuinely was like an eight-year-old on like a really long road trip. Are we there yet? Can I turn the AC up? It's cold. Can you turn it off?

What are you doing? You want to play I spy? Like this is in the first 20 minutes. We have not, wheels are on ground. We're not even taxi. We're just sitting there. And he's asked me 30 questions at 20 times. Hey, you want to watch a movie together?

And so we finally take off, right? Now, my whole thing was I wanted to delegate my job. time right. I wanted to stay up for at least five hours to get on the time zone of Australia, then I'll fall asleep. So instead of like watching a movie, playing a game, I swear to God, I sat up for five hours straight. And dude, but it, it's staring at the wall. And Cam looked over at me. You, you were taking it like a challenge. You were like this. Like you were like, you're like, You're like, you're beating somebody. And then you'd look at me, you'd be like, bro, I'm raw dog in it.

He's a raw dog in this flight. Dude, time has nothing on me. He was just looking at nothing. It got to the point that he's going through our entertainment center, just scrolling through every, he's exhausting, every single option, every button. He finds a seat messenger. He starts messaging me.

Oh, yeah. You can message, like, from seat to seat. You can type on your screen. So I'm sitting here watching a movie and it goes, fucking. message from 17D. And I'm like, you're kidding. He's, he's literally this far away from you.

I could have been like this. What do you need? He's that far. He's like, hey, boo. How are you? And he's just like this. I was like, dude, you're creeping me out. You are creeping me out.

And so we're like, we're like hour three into this flight, right? And I still haven't touched the device. I'm like literally just staring at the wall. Cam's falling asleep, walking back up, falling asleep, walking back up. Now he falls asleep and dinner comes around. And so with my dinner, I had a red wine. Oh, yeah, you did. Oh, yeah.

This is my seventh different type of alcohol. Oh, and before the red wine, we each had a jack and coke. So, yeah, he has all, he has beer, whiskey, champagne, tequila, and wine in his system. I got the infinity gotlet of alcohol in my system right now. He's collecting stones. Oh, my God. And then so, Kim, so I'm finishing this drink and the lovely, uh, fly, uh, flyeroy. attendant man he just ends up bringing me the bottle line.

Kim looks over and starts dying laughing. Cause he came to the realization. I wake up and I come to the realization. It's like, what, like three or four a.m. now? Yeah. First of all, that's insane that you're still awake. It's insane. You're still awake.

You're not touching. You haven't touched a single electronic outside of just scrolling through the screen. He's really like this. I see a bottle of wine and I literally wake up and I go like this. I don't even say a word. I just go, I'm looking at it. I'm taking it and I go.

I take a drink of my water and I'm like, and it hits me. This man has not had a single ounce of water and over in, and I've been with him all day because we were at his house, we got Uber. I haven't seen him take a sip of water, but he's had whiskey, wine, tequila, beer, champagne, and not a drop of water.

And I'm like, this man is incredible. Yeah. You're incredible. And then I fell asleep for nine hours. Yeah, and then you pat, no, you first off, the guy, the lovely flight attendant man, he goes, hey, y'all, if y'all want to keep talking, we have a lounge up there. Yeah, I didn't know that. And I was like, what?

That was like his nice way of telling us to shut up. Yeah, pretty much. But we took it, and I was like, I'm going to go to bed, and peeves like, bro, you got to stay up, Cam. Dude, come on, you got, you have to stay up with me, bro. Come on, it'll be great. Let's go. It'll be awesome, man. Let's go to the lounge.

Let's see what it's about. So we go to the lounge, and I kid you not, I'm like, now I'm out of my slumber. I'm like this, walking to the lounge. The guy, we, oh, you talk about white glove service. Oh my God. He's the best. We sit down in the lounge and it's really just like a couple of couches and stuff, but you're away from everyone else.

So you can move freely and you can talk. Yeah. And the guy walks up to Payton knowing that he's been drinking a lot. He goes, sure, can I, you want another bottle of wine? Payton goes, I probably shouldn't, man. He goes, go ahead. He goes, go ahead. They say to stay up as long as you can, right?

Go ahead. Bring it. Bring the bottle. He's like, bring the bottle with no glass. He's like, I have to give you a glass. Payton was like, yeah, of course. So the guy brings the bottle. And then he brings two glasses

And the pain goes, dude, you might as well, bro You might as well We're going Australia I haven't touched a single electronic It's 4 a.m. Come on, bro We're gonna sleep It's okay It was so tired

He was about to vomit I'm sitting there Sipping wine like this It was incredible You literally You literally like Ill dog There was one point

We were talking and stuff And oh God He's G's past drugs So he's getting in his, he's getting his ooey-gooey back, he's lovy-dovey. And he's like, oh, man, that's awesome. Yeah, there's cheers. We cheers. And we go to sip and he stops.

He goes, dude, you look ill. You look like you're going to throw up. Are you okay? And I just go, man, I'm fucking tired. I was like, I want to go to bed. Bro, he would be talking. I was falling asleep in conversation. He would be talking to me.

He would just go back. But his highest would be a hope he. I said, I don't fucking he's dead. Oh my god, he's dead. He was literally like this. You go, yeah, bro. And this is how you would counter that. This is how you'd counter that.

Oh, my God. And then, so we landed in Australia. It was a great flight. Hour and a half in, I get called a... I mean, it is, it is absolutely a Wonderland fan. I mean, talk about racism, man. That plays is special. Here we go.

See, I think that word's got to be cut out from both. You got to cut that one out from both versions. Patreon and this. I mean, I said it. Oh, I don't know. Patriot deserves it. Nah, not the hard one. That's true.

No, like, oh, yeah. There was undeniable racism. It's like while we were in the sky, we went through like a portal. It was like we went back a couple hundred years, but like everything stayed the same. Like there's still game stops and Barnes and nobles, but there's... Segregation is... Oh, yeah, dude, it was... It was strange, and it's not all of you.

No, no, we... I met some great... It's a majority, but it's not all of you. I met some great people. Yeah, we met some people, man. We also met a lot of other people. Oh, yeah. And it was, I mean, we ran field studies, too.

We tested, we did our due diligence. Oh, we got to the point. We were just literally boots on the ground. Oh, yeah. Going like, hey, do y'all like black people? And we ran a test where I was like 25 feet in front of pay. and Darriel and I would walk past so like we're walking past people and I'd like hey man how's it going they'd be like yeah all get on you yeah and then they would go and they'd be like hey man

they go yeah they just keep walking it was insane yeah no they hated me uh they hated me but it's a good time I it's a beautiful place um it really is the architecture's fire it is it is cool and so I know a lot of the lore of the podcast has been you know me thinking I could beat animals yeah I've been killed on the internet for years saying, Peyton, you have the worst takes ever, you think you can beat a kangaroo in a fight. Well, we went to Australia. We did.

And the man I am, I'm a competitor at heart, right? I'm primal. Very much so. So I was like, okay, you say I can't beat this thing? Let me go face to face with this animal that the whole internet thinks that I can't beat. So we go, we land in Sydney, Australia. Yep. What do they have in Sydney, Australia?

They have a zoo. They have a zoo. And first of all, I want to put this out there. This whole conception of Australia being like the wildlife capital of the world, I've seen more bugs in my backyard. You're in the city. Still. You're in the city.

Like they're like be careful of the drop spiders, the drop bears, the spiders. It's like, yeah, the drop, it's like, it's like, this thing's going to fall out of the tree and eat you. Yeah. Like, what? The only thing I saw was like this pigeon that had a long nose. Like, that's the worst thing I saw. What was his name again? It was like some chicken.

It was like a garbage chicken. Garbage chicken. Oh my God, that my assort was annoying. Wow. So we go to the zoo and their zoos don't have correct regulations, right? And they suck. Oh, yeah, it's pretty stupid. But we walk in, we walk into the kangaroo place.

Now, normally in zoos in America, there's glass. It's like you can only see the animals through glass. You see them, you spectate, you take your picture, you keep it pushing. Now, we walk in. walk through this and we, there you go, open this door and you're going to be with the kangaroos. Yeah, there's like caution inside. They said, don't bring dogs in here or babies. And I go, what the fuck? No sharp glass or something. Yeah. So we open the door, we're outside. Literally now there's gravel, there's outdoor elements, there's trees, there's dirt. And so I'm looking

and there's like a two foot tall wooden fence. And I go, well, what is that for? And I look to my left. And behind that two foot tall wooden fence, there's kangaroos. Six of them, to be exact. I want to say this. I'm tripling down. After going to Sydney, Australia, I am tripling down that I could beat a kangaroo in a fight. Brother. Those are the smallest pee-wee animals I've ever seen.

We were in the city. Can I be your voice of reason? We're in a zoo. We're in a zoo. They had the little young, little stupid ones. A full-grown. That was named Beatrice and she was 14. What are you talking about?

She was nice, too. She smelled decent. She did some weird. She had a little perfume on it. Yeah. Anyway, they're the small ones. You're not beating an outback. We didn't go to the outback.

We didn't go for good reason, too. I've been an outback. Steakhouse, blooming onions. I've gotten that. If we would have went hours into their continent, that's where you have big ruse. That's unfair. Big ruse.

Okay, so you're saying their anomaly of kangaroos, that's unfair to put me against. I'm not the big show. I'm not Randy Orden. You're not. I'm Peyton Hardin. So that's a fair match. up me in this average, I'm an average man.

Put me with an average kangaroo, I'm beating it 10 times out of 10. That's not an average kangaroo. Yes, it was. That's like you fighting like an eight-year-old. That's the equipment. Yes, in terms of size and everything. Bro, his fool was big as shit. They were still big animals, bro.

And the lady that was their handler says, yeah, I have to be careful sometimes because they buck at me. Yeah. But she has to be careful. And not me. Exactly. Kangaroos are small in person. It's all propaganda.

Oh my God. Those are the city rues. Those aren't the real ones. A city route, you'd absolutely destroy. The average kangaroo, the average kangaroo I can beat. I don't think that's the average one. The average one's in the wild. No, the average, no, the big red, what are they called the red tail?

Those are the huge ones. Those are the massive ones that no. By the way, by the way, I want to say this and start the animal and capture people. Don't know if those are real. I've never met a person that actually shook hands with one of those big kangaroos. We've seen them on video. I also saw, uh, I saw Obama doing the, hop out the 16 passenger. This is D5. No, this not a challenge, a big one.

I saw Obama do that. That doesn't make it real. That's so true. This is a challenge a big one. So what you saw him? That's stupid. I think that there is a big kangaroo propaganda out here. Like the average kangaroo I could beat.

Yes or no? Cam, you're tripping. The little, any bitty one. The children one, you can beat the children ones. No, take it off for the children. If you consider what we saw, an average kangaroo, which in my heart of hearts, I do not believe is an average kangaroo. But if you consider that an average kangaroo, absolutely.

Thank you. You could be a one. Thank you. And until a person right now can bring a red kangaroo or whatever it's called, the ones I go, until one of y'all can bring one of those ms on a leash to me, I don't believe it. What the fuck was that? That's what they do. No, they go.

That's what they do. They do not click. Bro, if that's an average one, the one we saw in Sydney, then yeah, we're stomping those things. Yeah, 100%. How was your Sydney experience? Oh, Sydney was... Or how was your Australian experience? Australia was fun. It was fun. Sydney was fun. Melbourne was fun.

Melbourne school. We immediately got told that we like sound like criminally weird by saying Melbourne and stuff. It's like, yeah, well, then spell it different. Yeah. I'm not going to change how you spelled something, how we talk. That's that American pride right there, boy. I pledged your lasers. But it was fun. It was great. Now I do have a confession.

Oh. On the way back, our flight back, right? Our flight back from Australia. Our flight back. You remember how when we landed, so pretty much the whole time we were in Australia, I had like nuclear poots. I had some very demoralizing toots coming out. Oh, you, Cam in Australia farted like he was trying to do a terrorism plot. Like he was literally like clearing out buildings. It was, I don't know what it, I guess it was the long travel.

It was horrible. So what happened? I had, I still had the nuclear toots coming out the heinie on the way back. So the whole time, and you smelt a couple out there would be silent and I just go, yeah, you're queefing out that butt. Yeah, and you turned up, I won't forget that one. It was probably like an hour into the flight. You literally went like this.

He turned and looked at me aggressively. You said, you were watching right here and you went. He said, you went. I was like, you went, no, bro. So I was farting the whole time. We slept good, we slept decent, I was farting the whole time. When we got off, I farted so much.

Okay. When we got off the plane, I was chafing. Oh, and your butt cheek? Oh, everywhere. Really? It was that bad of gas. Wow. And I was chafing.

And it took some medical attention when I got home. I took everything off and said, wow! You put on some ointment? I put gold bond. I put good old gold bond right on that. Being under the age of 64, putting on Gold Bond is crazy brother. I literally said, oh, oh.

I LeBron James, my, I literally said, and I put that cold bond on right there. You want to see it one more time? I said, oh, babe, I was farting a lot. It's just so crazy. I've seen Ice Spice do that and I've gone, wow. And I see you do it and I almost throw up. Oh, I can give you a wow performance.

You haven't seen me in a thog. I'll give you the striped leg first. Shake that dude, you get the strippling. And then you hit that drop, then you can. Oh, man, you did that little one finger. I'll give you a wild butt. After doing that, it was immediately like deja vu. It was like, that's so raving moment.

I went, how much butt play do you get? No, not a lot, but I went back in time to when I was a young kid. Oh, God, what's happening? This episode is brought to you by Eye Restore. Now, if healthier looking hair and skin has been on your mind, this is your sign to stop putting it off. I know you've been waiting for a signal or a sign. This is the signal and the sign. I Restore makes it easy to bring clinically backed red light therapy into your routine at home.

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a chafing story? I randomly, I haven't remembered this in years. Okay. So I was like eight. I went to six flags with my mom and dad. It was some random weekend. And for whatever reason, they didn't tell me no when the second we walked into the theme park, I said, I want to get on Aquaman. It's like 9 am. What's Aquaman? Is it like a water ride? Fully water ride.

Yeah, like a big, it's just a regular coaster that's in like a little boat thing. You hit the water, you get soaked. That's amusement park 101. You never start off with a wet ride. You do the water ride at the end. You always water at the end, wet at the end.

And I feel like you didn't. Oh, I did it at 9 a.m. sharp. Oh, my God. Park open. I said, Aquaman, Aquaman, ran up there. Soaking wet. Having the time of my life.

Here comes to little games, runaway mind car, A little funnel cake. And all of a sudden, make that kid. I'm like, oh, wow. I'm like, Papa, it hurts. He takes me to the bathroom. He's like, ah, it's not looking the best.

We'll be good. We already bought the ticket. I'm like, okay. So we keep walking. Owie! Ouch! I'm chafing. The whole day goes by.

It's probably, let's say, two o'clock, three o'clock. It's time to go home. Payton, I was chafing so bad that I literally started crying out loud. I was like, I can't walk. Shape me right here. My mom takes me into her

all white Ford Explorer strips me butt naked, wraps me in an Adelaida jacket, and I rode home butt-upes-naked in her Ford Explorer because I couldn't put clothes back on because it was that raw and I get out of the car at my house.

But, and I walk inside like this. Oh, God, it hurt. But that was like the worst. worst chafing in my life and it just hitting that, it reminded me. I had to share it with you. I never did that. I got butt-ass naked, drove about 50 minutes in a four-explorer. I'm in the fetal position in the back seat like this, butt-naked. I could say, I've never chafed. I've never chafed.

And first of all, what's an Alita jacket? That's melanin. What? What's an Alita jacket? No, Ad-Lita. What's an Adleeta jacket? Where she used to work. Sloring distributions. That's where she used to work.

I was butt-assette. You say it like we would off. I don't know if that was just a specific detail. You know my brain, but she wrapped me in her-in-a-jerkie. That's like a borderline child. I think you're putting your parents on blast for child abuse. No, it was all me. It was all me.

They were good parents. I wanted to ride that ride. Let's clear that up. We did not get to go to six flags often. I just didn't have the wherethal to understand, do the water at the end. Yeah. And then you get home. So, yeah, it was a bad shape.

And that's word, I've rode naked into my car a lot. But that's just because I- What? I've rode naked in my car a lot. Now, when you're saying, you're saying you've rode naked in your, your car. Yes. That's a big difference than me riding naked

in my mom's car when I was eight. Yeah. You've been naked in your car. One time I had to pee so bad I took my pants off while I was driving home

from Austin, Texas. And, but I was, my car super tinted, like, and you can't see, I have a truck, so you can't look down

into my car, so it's like, and I'm small enough at that point, the wind's hitting it. Oh, dude. I got a big old at that point.

Can I be honest and vulnerable? I've done the same thing. You got to. Oh no, mine was really bad. Really? No, mine was really. You had a low car. No, my mom was bad, no tip.

Oh, I had no tip. Fishbow ronda. I'm coming back for Mark. I mean, I'm fully grown. I'm grown. Yeah, yeah. I'm driving back Marksaw. It takes like five hours.

I have to piss bad. Yeah. I grab that Gatorade bottle. I'd plug it. I start peeing. That bottle fills up like that and I still got about half my stream. I go, oh my God.

So now I'm going 75 miles an hour down I-40. There's no hand on the wheel, one's holding the Gatorade, one's gripping my Johnson like a vice grip, so no piss comes out. I find the cap, I went, I sat in the cup holder, I said, and I'm looking around, I found a Doritos bag, and I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so. So, oh, it was like, huh, oh, it was an insane moment. Okay, I almost lost my life due to urine. It was insane, bro.

Thinking of you pissing in a Gatorade bottle while you're driving? Terrible sight. I know your little cash you just slipped out of that because it's, you couldn't fill that up. Oh, no. It was, I mean, there's plenty of space. Like me, I have to put, when I do, I got to put petroleum jelly on the outside and just, it's like, it's like one of these. It's like, like, like, like, on a Gatorade bottle. It's like a silencer on a car. Yeah, yeah, but speaking of cars, whenever we came back from Australia, um, I, did you feel weird driving again? Oh, my, I genuinely did. That's crazy. Because, because everything over there was the opposite side of the road,

the steering wheels were on the other side. I mean, the siding for sure, but my literal mechanics of driving. Yes, it's weird. Just for not driving for like 10 days and then coming back to it. And then, yeah, like you said, being on the left over there didn't help. I literally felt like I never like drove before. Yeah. And so I was having a thought, right?

And this is dangerous of me. Oh, God. So, you know, traveling the world, I get to see different perspectives of things. Let me do. Isn't it so crazy that in America, right, our steering wheel is on the left side of the car, right? Yes. and overseas, their steering wheel is on the right side of the car. That means it doesn't matter where the steering wheel is.

Correct. But I think both of those are stupid. Oh, if you said, oh no, oh no. Literally, it makes no sense that steering wheels aren't in the middle of the car. It's not a, it's so dumb. That is so dumb. Why are the fucking? And now that I think that way, it is impossible for me to,

drive. I feel so catty wampus. Oh, dude. That can't, it's not that it shouldn't be. It's that it's stupid. It's bottlenecking everything. If you put a seat right in the middle, you cannot have a full seat to the right and to the left. Yes, you can. You can fit more passengers. You can be sitting here.

There could be a passenger on your right and there could be a passenger on your left. It opens up the car. If I'm sitting here, if I'm sitting here, there could be a person. right here and a person right here, the pedals are in the middle. I can see everything better. You immediately, instead of having nothing blocking right here, you have a human being. So there goes looking out one window. And now, instead of having plenty of space to where you can see through the car, if there is someone in your passenger or check your back like that,

there's another human being touching you. That's so stupid. That's so dumb. Your vision for driving immediately gets decreased. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. There's a passenger on my right right now. I can still see right out of my right. And there's space. No need to holler. There's spend. Plenty of need to holler. There's space.

If I'm sitting, if I'm like, yes, let's do it. Let's do it. First of all, you're not on top of me, dog. We sure. Okay, look at this. We sure would be. That, what car? Look at this.

What, sit in the middle? What car do you know is this wide? This wide, these three seats. My truck! Is not this wide. Yes, it is. Oh, dude. My truck.

I'd be, it'd be like, I'm sitting here. Why are you so close to me? Because you're in the middle. There's not supposed to be three seats in the middle. Well, you hold the side. This is, this would be where I am. Okay, and this is where I'd be. Okay, boom, and I need to take a,

I need to look to the right. Yeah, now, right there. Yeah, look, I'm driving. What'd you say? What'd you say? Right here, I'm looking, I'm driving. Yeah, there's someone right there. That would not, think.

Okay, okay, okay, level with me, reason with me. You ready? You ready, Papa? Yes. Okay, have you ever seen the truck? trucks that have the middle console that fold up to a seat. I wasn't listening. What'd you say? Oh my God. Have you ever seen the trucks? They're like the doolies. They have the middle console that folds up and it's a seat.

Yes. Okay. Called riding. Yeah, exactly. Perfect. Right. Now, do you see how that seat is significantly smaller? Like, it is quite literally so much smaller. It's very uncomfortable. It's really designed for kids. It's fine. But it's smaller. That's the only way a third seat in the front row of the car would work. No. With all the other shit, the dash, the glove box, the middle console. Okay, where's your middle console? You don't need a middle console.

You have two, you have two glove departments. You don't need a middle console if you have two glove departments. Hey, excuse me, can you grab me some gum out of there? Excuse me, Q, can you grab my radio out of there? You got so much room to work with. And, Cam, you're thinking, first of all, regardless of passengers, driving middle is so much more safe. Even if there was no passengers, if it was just one person in the front.

If it's one person, it works. I'm with you. It makes the most sense. If it's one person, one seat in the front? Yes. You're absolutely right. Or the other way, because obviously there'd be a new construction of car. Your mind is still in the 80s, brother. We're in 20, 20, 30.

So basically, if you're in the middle, right, the passengers of front would be catty wampus. They would be back a little bit so you have side peripheral vision. You're driving a trapezoid has your car built. The inside would be like a diamond. Built like a star. destroyer. We're driving diamonds on the street. Yes, it'll be sick. You could fit more passengers. The road would be safer because everybody could see. First of all, like right now, I got a

crick in my neck. Yeah, you do. Whenever I have to look out of my blind spot, I gotta do a full 180 right here. How would that change if you're sitting in the middle? Peripheral. If you're in the middle, you have peripheral. Like right now, I can see this door. I can see everything going on right. Okay, do me favor. Do me favor. Scoot over to the right. Did the door disappear? Or is it still there? I don't get it.

I don't get it. What do you mean you don't get it? You're not, you're still, you're in the same, you're in the same lane, same plane. You're just scooting to the right. How can you argue peripheral? There's windows. I don't get it. Does your car have brick walls up now?

Or do you have windows? Windows right now. I have windows right now. Everything. I don't understand. Hey, hey, weeny hut juniors. Manager. First of all, I'm the manager.

Brother, you're arguing for peripheral. It would be more safe. That's how you say peripheral. It's peripheral. It's peripheral. Yeah, but you didn't say that. But you didn't say that. You said peripheral.

I have that stuff to make fun of you. You think people actually wrote it down with fuzz and fur. Never. You can make fun of my elements, Alan. So what were you saying? What were you saying? You just said, it's more safe because I now obtain peripheral.

Yes. And I can have more coverage for blind spots. You have the same right now. No. You have more space because you have more view. If you're in the, right now, you're cheated to the left. So it is harder to see out of the left blind spot. It's easier to see out of the right blind spot.

That's how dimensions work. That's how it's space work. If you're in the middle, it's an even distribution. Even distribution, sure. Your peripheral, think about drawing a straight line. Yes. Okay? I can still see it. I can still see it. Exactly. You can still see. You can still see it. This does not change if you just shift right or shift left.

Yes, it does. Cammy, you're idiotic. I want my children I love y'all. I'm gonna die young. No, no. No, it does. So say- I'm idiotic. Because if there's a lot. wall right here, listen, listen, just shut your... Listen, if there's a wall right here, say, i.e. a door.

And you get closer to it, your peripheral is more blocked this way, more open this way. So if I were to move this way, guess what? I have more peripheral now this way. If you're evenly distributed, you have more view. If you're cheated to one side, you have less view. That's just basic mathematics. That's not basic mathematics because your peripheral is a straight line, right? Now, your little door thing might work in a hallway,

but you're in a car that has windows, the same windows you possess right now, not in your 2020, 30. Okay? I want it in the comments, put what you think is going to happen. Oh, oh, my God, pride's the devil. Oh, this is hurting me.

This is hurting me. What? You're genuinely not understanding what I'm saying. No, definitely not. I think the world would be a safer place if all cars had a steering wheel in the middle. If the car, if the steering wheel was in the middle and no one was in the front seat. No stipulations.

No stipulations. That's not how it works. That's not how it works. You know, I'd be kind of happy if there was no passenger seat in cars. This episode is brought to by Rocket Money. I can tell you the stress in how overwhelming organizing finances feels. I mean, I've never been my fourth day. I'm not an organized type of girl.

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about my driving dude oh oh my gosh You know what I love about this. You know what I love about this podcast? It's turned into like a like a like a like a like a like a men's venting session. Oh it is. Oh, are we about to do it? Let's do it. Oh, let's do it.

Okay, but I don't want to do like pet peeves again. Let's do like, um, let's do like, uh, like, cringy stuff girlfriends do. I'll put girlfriends, but you have a wife, but majority of people don't have wives. Okay. Okay. Cringy, oh. Cringy things girlfriends do. Perfect.

Okay. You got to start. You got to start. I got to start. universal thing that girlfriends do that is cringy. I think every girlfriend does this and all the boys are going to be like holy shit. Oh, God.

I think it is so cringy when girlfriends tell you that you can sing. I think every girlfriend tells their boyfriend that they can sing. I would have made it already if I can sing. I'm podcasting because I can't sing. I've been trying to sing for 28 years. You

liar! I can't sing. Oh my God. She says it. No, she, same, same, same, same. Same, she says it in front of my family too. She says it in front of her family. She says it in front of her friends. I'm like, I'll choke you. My friends are, my friends are gonna,

my friends are gonna spit on me if you keep saying this out loud. Stop saying it. Like, like, all girlfriends swear that their boyfriend can sing. Oh my God, dude, no, you just like us. We can't sing. Dude, I was singing that-

Jesse McCartney, not Justin Bieber. I was singing like a song just like in the car and then, seriously, You're literally turned down the music. And she goes, babe, like, you really have a good voice. I-uh-uh-uh, dude, I almost kicked her out of the fucking car on the highway. Olivia has been telling me this for just shy for a decade. I'm like, seriously, Liv, just listen to me for once.

Shut the fuck up, I can't sting. I can't sing. Are you there? I can't sing! No, dude, literally- I can't do it! My family came over. My family came over this weekend. And Sarah was with him. And then like music got brought up because we were watching. It got AGT or something. And then Sarah was like Peyton, if podcasting never worked out, like I think you could have won this show. I was like, dude, you're going to sleep outdoors. I can't take it. Oh my God. Oh, that's so fair. That's such a good one. I think boys, if your girl does that put in the comments right now. Okay, another one. Oh, again, this has to be universal. This has to be said by every girl ever.

I know it's not my queen and it's not just her. It's every woman ever. Okay. If you look at me and you ask me, who's prettier, me or her? Or who's got the better body? Me or her. Oh, I've never been asked that.

What? I've never been asked that. I've never been asked that. Oh, God. Oh, God. I've never been asked that. Now, granted, it's tailed off, but it's a lose. I've never been asked.

I've never been, you don't want to ask me that. I'll like, I'll be honest, man. They don't want to ask me that. Or the age old question. I go, you see that? Who we kidding? You know, you're joking. I go, you're kidding.

No, the age old, like, does this look good on me? Okay, that one, okay, yeah, no redo it with that one. I should have started with that. Does this look good on me? I am, I'm always going to say yes. Oh, I won't. There's that, you're a better man than me. There's a zero upside if I say no.

Oh, it is cringgy. Zero. Zero. It is. That is a cringy thing because it does lead you for failure. It does lead you for failure. There's a no win policy. Oh, there is a win policy.

That's signing up to play a game and knowing you're not going to win. There is a win policy. I've mastered it. Oh, I'm about to give all the voice free game right now. Okay, your girl comes up to you. Babe, does this look good on me? Yeah. My answer, when it obviously doesn't.

My answer is, babe, literally on any other human in the world, that would be horrible. You make it work. That's fired. Now, do you know what Liv would say to that? Live that, you'd be live. Say, uh, does this look good on me? Does this look good on me? Babe, literally any other human in the world, no, you make it work.

Live with dead like this. I'm such a coward. She doesn't go bullshit. You know how many guys are going to be sent this TikTok just for that line? They're going to be hit like, oh, 100%. Does this look good on me? It is the age old. If I say yes, if I say yes with SWIF.

That's the thing. And it hurts my heart to tell you this women, but, Here's some more truth bombs. Tell me if I'm lying. Oh, go, God. Kind of what Pete just said. Cameron Tate. If you take your time to elaborate it, the sentiment is true, but we're doing that to like,

I guess make it stick at home for you. What do you mean? I don't get it with me. If she goes, it's way too quick, she knows like that's- What does it look good? Yes. Then, yeah, it's fine. But if I answer it, if I go, yes, did you even look at it?

You sure you said it so quick? Whatever. If I go, babe, baby looks really good. Oh, I love the way that's strapped. I don't care about that strap. I run a tight chip. I don't care about that strap. I don't care about the zipper.

I don't care about the little. No follow-ups. I just go, yes, it does. Oh, it looks great. And if I'm like, oh, babe, the double curtsy spaghetti strap over the shoulder really. Oh, at that point, there's gonna be questions asked. Yeah, at that point.

Dude, see, one time I got in trouble, because the girls asked me, what nail should I get? And I laid out like an eight-word answer. Like, you should get a French tip acrylic with like, with coat, I don't remember anymore. I'm out of the game. The double coating, shaped it like coffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did all that, ooh, pissed off.

Don't ask me. Again, do not ask me. That's true. That is a strict policy in my life. It's like, if you ask me something, I will answer. I'm going to answer it. Now, if you want to be lied to, tell me to lie to you. I'll lie to you.

I'm like, do I look fat and ugly in this pee? You go, oh, yeah. I go, you shouldn't even have to ask that. I grab a mirror. I go, I don't know, what do you think? I'd go, m-hmm. Okay, last thing for me. Cringy thing for me, and I think it's a universal thing.

that a lot of men have to go through, and I think they've talked about it before. Another cringy thing for me is when we're out at a restaurant and my order comes in wrong, I hate when a girl is like immediately has to come to my defense and has to go talk to the waiter. I don't want my order fixed. I do not want my order fix.

Like I'll be like, oh, they gave me pickles. I didn't ask for pickles. It's okay, though. No, it's not. Oh, God. I don't like that. Excuse me? Everybody's turn now,

and I'm just like, I could take the pickles off. I can take a pickle. I was just confiding in you. You don't have to fix it, Batman. Bruce Swain, chill out. I hate that. Because I'm not conversational. You know I go up to bat for my people.

I will be the, hey man, if it's a pickle or something, I'm very much on the man logical side. Oh, we can just remove it. Okay. Now if it's like in a sauce, they can't be extracted, like it's a whole dish, and there's like a complete Tiziki sauce. You want to no sauce? It's like, okay.

Now I gotta be like, hey, we said, Like, oh, we might be... My man said no sauce. His whole thing's doused and desicke. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're about to move on to a whole other topic right now. We're about to move on to a whole other topic. I strongly disagree with you.

What? I don't think under any circumstances, unless that food's going to make you sick, that you should return food back to the kitchen. Oh, you're incredibly wrong. I think at any point, at some point, you have to just be okay with something being wrong. Okay, that's fine.

Let's say you get online, you order a shirt. You order a 2XL. It's different. It's different. Do not take anything outside. How is that different? Let's keep it on food. I'm talking about restaurants and restaurants only is the only time this applies to me. Okay, okay.

Let's say you order a hot dog and they bring you a grilled cheese. Do you eat that and accept it? Because that's not what you ordered, right? There's one time. That's not where you order. I've ordered a god-whagoo steak, and they brought me back mashed potatoes and a Tazaki f***ing salad. I don't even know if that's a real thing. It'd be a Greek salad.

It was a Greek salad. It was a Greek salad. It was a Greek salad and some mashed potatoes. And guess what I did? Eat salad and mush instead of a Waggoo steak. I will never return something back. And that you might be missing some vertebrae because you got me fucked up, let alone I'm not even going to.

That's different though. That's a game that's different. If that receipt, if that receipt came out and you paid for a Wagyu steak, you're a spineless. There's no way. Okay, if they bring me that, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to keep it there, but I'm not going to raise hell.

I will wait however long it takes for that waiter to come back to check on our table. And I'll be like, hey, by the way, this is fine. I will eat that. I will eat this. But I didn't order this. It's okay if y'all forgot. I'll just go ahead and deal with that.

That's what I'm saying, but that's not returning it. You're talking about I didn't order this, take it back, give me my food. No, because that's typically what they do. Because I don't want you to, again, if it's something that can be removed, right hand to everything I love, I will just remove it. That's not true. Yes, it is. If it's something that can be removed, I'll remove it.

If you give me something that I did not order or it cannot be removed, something tossed in a certain sauce, some like that, bro, that's not what I order. This is not me being a Karen. This is not me being a, I'm better. I'm about to pay money for this, and that's not what I asked for. I think under any circumstance, returning food is wrong unless it's going to make you sick. It's not wrong.

It is wrong. How is it? Okay. Because there's no point. The point is to get what you paid for. Now, you're saying to not take it to anything else, but it applies to anything. What do you mean get what you paid for?

I'm talking about like, you're taking it to the extreme of it to the whole wrong dish. I'm talking about people will be like, oh, there's a sauce on it that's wrong. Or the like, you know what I mean? What if they, but what if they don't, okay. If you don't like the sauce, why do you go out? Why do you go out to dine?

To be seen. To be. Oh, come and take a picture with me. Well, now I'm eating. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, I'm sure. You know, I don't want these drop lines where the diamonds are busting.

Oh, don't, don't want to be seen in my camouflage cyber truck. No. I did get a fresh cut today. Oh, that's hilarious. I'm talking about the average person. Any person. Who's that big guy with a big camera behind him?

Don't come up to me with this big flashlight camera behind me. I don't want to be talked to. Don't bother me. Oh, that's so funny. But I go out, I go out to enjoy an experience. Thank you to enjoy an experience. Yes. Now, is it fair if I give you some direct correlations of other experiences that would fit the same standard?

Okay. Okay. Would you, if you go to a movie and you buy a ticket to see Jaws and you sit down in twilight, is that what you paid for? Is that your experience? You're taking it to the extreme. I hate, I don't want to go extremes here. I want to talk about more. Holy f***.

I just asked you. I said, can I do some same? They're very similar, different experience. You said, okay. And I do one and it's now... But you said that's very similar. It's not. That's the extreme.

But that's it. But you're paying something. You're going out for an experience in a time. No, I'm just talking about an inconvenience. It's more what I'm talking about. You shouldn't take food back for an inconvenience. You should just... There's a point where I think patrons should power through.

If you have that in you, sure. Like, especially people at Starbucks. Like, if you people at Starbucks, they're like, oh, this is too sweet, you can die. Like, honestly, that's weird. 100%. If that, if you got the drink that you ordered... And it tastes different than when you thought. That's you're a bad person.

I asked, I didn't want whipped cream, but you got whipped cream? I'll slap it right off. Slap it off or just suck it down. You could use a treat. I'll slap it right off. That's fine. It's not the first thing you suck down that you're like, I don't know. Oh, I don't really want it.

But I agree with you. Yes. I'm saying if a whole wrong meal or something that is irreversible, I can't do it myself, I'm sending it back to the kitchen and to double down Weenie Hut Jr's manager, I'm not feeling bad about it. I'm not feeling bad about it. Is it unfortunate? Yes. Am I doing it with manners and politeness? Yes. But it's just principle.

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And we went to just go grab some drinks. Oh, my God, I know where it is. They have, like, themed drinks. I know where it is. So we went and we sat down, right? We just literally came for drinks. And we sat down and this guy comes. comes up and it's a very casual place.

I know. So he comes up and he automatically is like, what do you all want to drink? Which is fine. And my dad, everybody didn't want an alcoholic beverage. Just me and Preston. There you go. So Preston ordered like this lavish like margarita that smoked and it comes with this big presentation. And so I was like, okay, cool.

I go, I go, hey, can I just have a bottle of Corona? He goes, we don't have that. And I go, all right, what do y'all have a bottled? And he goes, if you open that menu, it's right there. And I go, all righty, I don't like you. Cool. So I open it and I read it. And I'm like, I'll just take a whatever I order, a medello.

Bottled. Comes back with a glass. Now that's a problem. I don't like that. But you know what? I don't say nothing. But now, so it's time for the other three. My mom, my dad, and my girlfriend, Sarah.

Now, he goes to Sarah. And he's like, what can I do for you? Like, Cosmo, vodka, anything. She goes, oh, she doesn't want to drink. She's, like, on a no drink thing. And she goes, ah, no, I'm not drinking today. And he goes, ah, weak. I literally was like, you know I'll kill you.

And so she's sweet. Like, we're all laughing. Like, you don't know the vibes of the waiter yet. Is he like a jokey joke? Is he just actually weird? Whatever. Pushing buttons. Whatever.

And then so she goes, ah. And my dad goes, I'll just do a Diet Coke. And he goes, all right, Diet Coke. My mom goes, I'll just do a Diet Coke. Diet Coke. And then Sarah goes to do a Diet Coke, too. And he goes, all right, tequila Coke. And she goes, no, just Diet Coke.

And he goes, nah, come on. Weird. Hey, Ed Gein, cool it. Yeah. And then he goes, he goes, oh, come on, it's Saturday. Who cares? And then Sarah goes, I'm four months sober. Like trying to make him, like, awkward.

Make it awkward. You're going to feel this, buddy. And then he goes, it's nothing to restart. Like, sir, do we need to step outside? What the f*** going on? You know how crazy that is? That's insane. Imagine somebody's actually like in recovery.

You're like, who cares? Hey, just start over. You only get once. Yeah, you're there. It's Saturday. Let's have fun. And there's a joke. Now, Sarah, now she started to get ticked.

And now I'm at the point of like, you know what I mean? I'm going to flip some furniture in here, but I'm not because I don't want to make it awkward. And so, then she's trying to make it uber awkward after that she goes well the baby wouldn't like that and she makes like a pregnancy joke

I can't say what he said but he makes the most he doubles down again the most insensitive joke you know what I do I'll literally go hey brother I never want to see you again and we left I you literally I

would grab him like I should saw spit Oh, good. Yeah, that guy, that guy sucks. He creeped. Now, it was one of those things that I couldn't tell if he was a fan and he was trying to like have a podcast moment that was going to be like funny. And first of all, like I get y'all trying to do that, whatever you all want to be like a story.

But like, don't try first of all. Especially with recovery. Yeah, it's like sobriety, pregnancy. It's like either he was a little thrown off or like he was trying to make a joke. But it was like, hey, bro, I was like, I never want to see you again. I did one of these. When that pinky comes out. Oh, that pinkie comes to play.

You're ready. I never want to see you again, bro. You go, hey, you? I never want to see you again. Something can happen to you, dog. That pinky got a mind of its own. I'll have your dog hanging off a bridge. I probably shouldn't, that shouldn't stay.

Yeah, no, it's fine. In Guadalards, it's Ozark. There we go. Go ahead. You were going to say something. Brother, you brought up family and stuff this past weekend. One of the funniest things, most unfortunate timing things ever happened. So my mom, she now loves ripping Pokemon with me.

She loves it. Like, she's sorry. She was like, really? They're that expensive, whatever. And I'm like, just do it. It's fun. She got hooked. She got hooked. So now anytime I buy some cards to rip, bring them home, I try to wait until there's a time where she can do it with me. It's a fun little thing, right?

Bonding. Bonding. Now, me knowing the Pokemon, knowing what to do, I kind of speed, right? I go through the commons. I'll sort the bulk of my master's in. I just look for the hits. My mom, card by card. She's taking it in the art, which is honestly beautiful.

I like it that way better. I used to be like that. She reads every single name. Oh, this one's cute. Look, Jiglipuff. That's my favorite Pokemon. She's going through all of them, right? Yeah.

So we're just sitting there grinding out. No, Lisa. We're grinding out. It's kind of quiet. There's some talking. It's quiet. And it's just like commentary. It's like a play-by-play.

And all of a sudden she goes, oh, this one's real cute. This one's really cute. It's called a little Nicket. She says it's just like. Do I hit them? I don't know. I look up like this, what the f***?

And lives in the living room with Myelin and Malikide. She goes, what the hell did she just say? Now, there's a Pokemon. Nick it is its name. It's like a little fox thing. It's like N-I-C-I-T or N-K-I-T. Now, you know what we're going to do? Whenever, as soon as you said that in the real time of the joke,

we're going to have the Pokemon card pop up. Yeah, here we go. Now, me, again, knowing, I immediately know what she's talking. about, especially because it's in, like, we're opening the same set. Sure. I've already seen him like five times. So I'm like, wow, that sounded crazy though. Yeah.

Now, when Liv said, what the hell did you just say? The bad person in me took over and I said, I'm just going to sit back and I'm going to let this play out. Oh, you didn't defend mom. And I literally went, I just sat back. And I was like, mom versus wife, a little bout of racism. And I said, how's it's going to play out? And God, I mean, it was such a point.

Her heart was like, oh my mom said, oh God, no, no, no, his name is Nickett. It's Nickett. He's a little fox thing. He's so cute. I'm sorry, Liv. I would never say that girl. You know, I would never, I would never say that. And then, bro, we all three just started busts the out.

Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious. She was in her mode. She was reading it, like going hard. Oh, my God. It was funny, bro. Something. It's who funny.

That is funny. Poor Lisa, man. She doesn't deserve the things you put her through. You really be giving her, like, so much stress and heart. She doesn't deserve it. Oh yeah you do. You had like a whole like four year span. You're like, dude, I don't f*** with my mom, dude.

Don't f*** my mom, man. Yeah, I want to see her tremble, man. Dude, I bet I can make her cry. Dude, watch my mom cry. I go Jackson, watch her. She is so sad. Are you telling me, Jackson? Dude, I can't escape that everywhere on the internet.

Oh, speaking of people coming up to me in public, I feel like this is going to be a new thing. What? look down at my hand and can I be honest I'm gonna I'm gonna dress the elephant in the room. I'm gonna dress the elephant in the room I got a new tattoo. New tattoo? Hey, I'm gonna God the people that come up to me in the street. Oh.

If you asked to see this tattoo, you're walking away. So basically in Australia, we were in Australia for tour and I was feeling like a rock star and I'm gonna get a hand tattoo. Oh, oh, I'm getting a cramp. So I walked into. this tattoo shop that was a dead shore ramen store. Ha ha ha! Across from a donut shop!

Across from a donut shop during a tornado in Sydney, Australia. I walk in there and I go, hey, I want to, I want a hand tattoo of a cross. Oh, oh God. It's so, my tattoo's crooked. It's at the bag. It's, it's, I f***ed for my tattoo. It's literally two straight lines. Hit one straight line to be on it.

If you look at it, it's supposed to be a cross. And so it's one straight line down and the other line goes. Oh, God. It's a cross with a smile face on. We saw it. So for the first, I'm about fate. Oh, I'm seeing the black dots. Oh, the first couple days after you got it.

He had to wear that second skin stuff, that band. It's like a bandage, a clear bandage that goes over your tattoo. Oh, you had to wear that. So we couldn't really see. Couldn't really see it on like days. He got to take it off and I and we're looking at it and I think we were in like a like a friendly We were in like a friendly banter at the moment. I was like that's why I said that's why your tattoo's crooked He said no it's not he said hold on

He said no, no it's just the way when he said no no it's just the way you saw my hand. I said dog your hand doesn't change I said your hand hasn't changed in years So I said I'm pretty sure Jesus was not up there on a little little tilt like that. It was a nice... That's the cross. Oh no. That's what it looks like. And then it just, we were sitting there crying,

laughing because it's like, people have full blown murals of like, the last supper. It's like the most intricate detail. They have Greek mythology, they have everything. They have like a whole Lord of the Rings scene and this man couldn't get two lines straight. So if you asked me in person to see my tattoo, I'm literally going to go like this. And that is our, and so you can see

see it but you're going to see it like this. That's how you're going to see it. And so that's going to be our back and forth. Dude, and it is my fault. Oh my God. You know, you know it actually is not my fault. It's Dary L's fault. Because I was sitting there like this getting my tattoo and I was. You're lucky I wasn't there. And so she was making conversation which you know I hate. Yes. And so Dary L's like, do your job. Do your job. Don't talk. Yes. So she was talking and looking up and talking. And then Dary L started talking to me.

So I'm like this having conversations. And I was like, I was so worried about trying to be good at conversating that I forgot a tattoo was happening. So I was like this and Dary L said a joke and I went like that. No, I if she would be like, yeah, so has your time here. I'd be like, shh, yeah, lines then we'll talk. Yeah, so that's bad. Hey, at least, can I mean on, at least you don't have throat right here. The amount of the tattoos that, throat tattoos that have words or symbols that have you not been seeing this? Uh-uh, what happened? Just all over social media. Like last, probably a month or so. There's just like a wave of men getting tattoos on their throat. That says like goat, savage.

So they'd be the throat goat? They'd be the throat goat. They have savage throat. Really? There's people that got, because they have full chest pieces, and it's like all their, everything they claim and they have all their sets, and it's like fearless. Oh no.

And then it's like this one account specifically. He keeps going and he's like, so bro's really telling the world for till the end of time he's got fearless throat. Like, and it's, I have, it is astonishing. There's that many people with it. It's a. And now it's like people to like I guess be like self-deprecating. They come in too and they're like, oh, what do you think about mine?

And they'll show it off. It's like chosen one. And it's, it's the chosen throat. You have the chosen throat. You have the holy throat. Someone just a holy. Oh. That's good.

What would you do if I showed up with goat on my throat? Would you test me out? I, because I'll book an appointment immediately. You wouldn't want it. You wouldn't want it. Oh, but it's going to make it make it halfway down the tongue. You know who you are. Shut up, man.

I wouldn't want it. The crazy part is it. I wasn't even saying it from that part. I was saying you literally would, like it wouldn't be worth of time. You said, shut the fuck up. Boy, halfway through the tongue, little. Oh, man. Okay, before we get out of here, I have a new story for you.

That's the, oh, God. It's going to break your heart. Oh, no. What? We're on such a high right now. Yeah, I think this is a... Literally cramping, by the way. I'm cramping.

Oh, my God. You were crooked tattoo in Australia. I'm sorry. It's just, it literally can't be better the fact that you can argue out of all tattoos that someone could get. Like, seriously, that has to be in the 95th percentile of ease.

And I'm talking like outside of some other people want like a little, just a line or like maybe some braille. That is quite literally two straight lines intersecting. And she got one of the crooked. you mess it up. That is unbelievable. That you should know podcast.

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Yeah, what is the sadness you speak of? I want you to sit down for this one. I'm seated. time of recording this, things could have changed. So don't go in the comments being like, bl bl bl bl blu. Did you hear that your favorite alcohol of all time, Crown Royal, is banned in the U.S.? What? Yeah. Why? It's over with. What the what they do to anybody? Well, it is, it is the import of it. So the things that are here now are going to stay, but the import is banned. So once these last ones sell, it's over.

How do you feel? Like, shit. Yeah, it's your favorite. A crown and coke? That was your... It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.

It's gone. It's a cowboy. Western crown and coke gives elegance. It gives like nightclub. Gives dim lights. Not really, but... Like, it gives first time at a nightclub. Yeah.

Bro, what did Crown Royal do to anybody? And the bags that comes here? I don't want to get political here, but the current... Is it that? The current office said, uh... It's a, it's a Canadian... It's a Canadian impuble. And so they said no more Canadian import of alcohol.

But that's of right now. I don't know if it's going to change. So Crown Royals. That was your wedding drink. Oh my God, lose my wedding drink. Take that in a peach snap. This isn't drinking advice.

Don't do it if you're not 21 or older. But a peach crown in the peach snapple. Shake that up? Yeah. I never liked it. I never drank your wedding drink, by the way. What? No, no, no.

I just drink those water down beers that y'all had. Crown is priceless. Crown is so good. It was good. drink. I'm a ball trimming now. I'm definitely, I'm worth more than Crown. No, you that's all you drink. No, but I'm worth more the Crown. I'm I'm of higher tier than Crown. I've tasted excellence. I've tasted. I've tasted Johnny Walker black, double-aged. Oh, yeah, that's nice. That made me cry. I can take a bottle of Crown. Shatter it.

Yeah, you can't. Just for a sniff of the Johnny Walker. Yeah, you can't. Think, genuinely outside of the drink itself, think about all the lore and the mythical the aura that Crown has. The bottles, the indestructible bottles, those were crown bottles. Yeah, I know. They're indestructible. Throw them on the ground. Yeah. The bags they come in, how many people did you know had that bag is like a coin bag in their car?

Well, I just got a, I just got a heating pad and it came in that same kind of bag. So you can get that bag anywhere, but go ahead. It just won't be purple. You got a heating pack? Pad. I don't know what I said. You got a heating pad that came in a crown royal bag. No, but the same material.

It just wasn't a crown royal bag. Exactly. So then it's not the same, you idiot. I don't just say. Oh, I got a t-shirt that's, whatever signed by you. Oh, I can get that same t-shirt, just doesn't have the signature. We just have to have, we have to go to a Crown Royal Night, we have to go

stock up on it. I need to go buy out of the shelves. Is it crazy your kids when they're going to look back of your wedding photos and be like what are you all drinking? What is that? You're like, it doesn't exist anymore here. I got to go pack the car, we're going to Copenhagen. I'm just going to Toronto. Bro, that's insane. Yeah, man. What else does Canada provide anything else? I'm sure they provide a lot. What are some of the, what are the best?

Oh, that'll be a good one. What else are we losing? Canadian club black velvet. From... I think he's just stopping the alcohol. I don't know if he's stopping anything else. I don't know how politics worked. Oh, this isn't fun.

Hmm. It went straight to oil, natural gas, vehicle parts, machinery. That's not fun. I was talking about other products. RIP Crown. RIP Crown in the chat. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just got chills. Remember that crown black that Willie got us? Oh, we almost killed me. That almost killed me. That's terrible. He said, oh, we had to put hair on your chest.

I finished out in about two weeks. Oh, my God. That was... I was in a dark spot. Let's get out of here, man. Let's get out of here. I'm tired. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing. It was the seriousness in your face. Appreciate each and every single one of you coming back. Episode 2 of 37. Absolutely lovely, y'all. We are back from Australia, the YSK House Tour, the official dates and legs and tour spots. They are all concluded. I've wore this shirt in remembrance.

Well, now it's RIP, the House Tour for now. RIP, Crown Royal, for now. And, and, and, and we're telling more, we're telling more stories. We're telling a full deep dive on Wednesday this week over on the Patreon. We had the hardest last ever. Or royalty is going to be the full crew, the whole gang that was in Australia, live and live and about. For nine days, we were in the Aussie land

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