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coming for YSK and it is all because of you. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. Boombacla, Rostafaray! A bunka, punka, punka! Good morning! Oh, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, go ahead, say it. I can't. No, I can't.

It's way too early. Way too early in the episode. For a bleep? I'll say it later. It's a big bleep. Big bleep. You give me permission, I'll rip it right now. A permission.

Good morning, fat girl. Yes, I'm a fat pun-pun girl. I'm a great good girl. Rastafarai, lick'em. All right. Okay, all right, here we go. Let's calm down. We started off way too erratic and sporadic. And erotic.

And neurotic, the brain, neurons. Neutropathy. Why do people watch us? Why do people watch us? Because we're morons. Yeah. Hey, can I be honest? Can you stand, please? I hate when we start the episode of New Off the Mic, worst shorts I've ever seen. Sit back down. Thanks. Thanks. It's okay. It's okay. Thanks. I'm glad that makes you feel good. It makes me feel terrible, but I'm glad it makes you feel good. It's okay.

I'll do, yeah, just got them. What did you get him for? You spent how much? Hard-earned money on them. Oh, not gonna, not gonna put the, uh, mm-hmm. No, tell me the price tag of those luxurious shorts. Are those actual go-yard? No.

Oh, they're knock-offs. They're fake. Yeah. Oh, did you get them from? Yep. Yeah. How does that happen? I, I, I, everybody, welcome back to each and old podcast.

We got co-host, Cam. You started singing. Wait, what the hell? hell you started singing the rostafarian stuff like the jamaican thing real bad PTSD with me and Jamaicans lineage no mean well i'm not Jamaican well have you what i'm saying there's a chance explain this is your mother's black do you know where her do you know where her ancestry tree lies or follows or austin leads to oh your your mother so your mother all of your mother's ancestors were born in austin texas oh i don't know that's my point but i do know my parents

are related due to slavery yes and because i and i got brought back up to me because i went back to austin this weekend and there was uh and i don't i got to try lightly here because my mom's still mourning there was a obituary on the on the um on the table in the living room black one black lady it was her favorite aunt recipes aunt bessie on bessie's last stop on bessie's last name was harden okay but she's black my oh that is a problem And you see, so now it's real close. Now, if she just transitioned to a better place, I didn't know, the wires got crossed the tad bit too much.

And I saw my brother talking to a corner of a wall by himself, and I was like, makes sense. I was like, that's, now that's when the wires get crossed. That's when that happens. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's when you plug that little three, that little two plump. Sorry, one more time.

What? That's when you plug the two prong outlet into the three plump. No way. There's no way we're having this hard of a time. Hey, man. Whoa. Do we need a restart? No, no, no, no.

There's no need. I'm here. Okay, let's stop. It's getting too much. To a point? Well, we're not even being, we're not even... I'm good. Apparently, R's and L's are very close to each other.

Yes. And I'm messing up. Now, Preston did a 23 in me. They brought it back so inconclusive. back's at inconclusive because because of the relation yeti what did they mean inconclusive no but i don't think 23 and me accounts for i don't think they account for 15 wides you got to mute that i don't know okay dude let's calm down i'm not you're not no no no you've literally in in the matter of of four minutes you've spoke on slavery

ancestral roots and can i be honest real real talk please you'll take a breath that's what you need to do. Can I be honest? Yes. When I asked, before we started recording, I said I went to the bathroom. I didn't. I went to my car and turned on the air real powerful and put my face in it. I was having a panic attack, but I'm back now. Hell yeah. Oh yeah. I couldn't find, I couldn't get. Why? Oh, dude, I don't know. Oh, we got to, oh, we got to unwrap you like Christmas morning. Some of you were like hell. What is going on with you? Be real anxious. Dude, put your fingers on. You're right. First step. What is happening? What's on

your mind? Nothing. Why are you having a panic attack? I don't know. It just kind of happens. Not this frequently. I'd argue this has never happened. No, really happened. No, this on a recording day, right before we record, you never hit the car for some AC. No, I haven't. Normally, I'll just thug it out, but as I'm getting older, I think my power is going away. Like, my power to, like, withhold it. It's slowly dwindling. Why are you anxious? You are in a room that you have built? Yeah, but that's not how it works. It just kind of happens. No. No, it happens. Yeah, I see. I have to. You're going to tread lightly because you're about to get...

It happens, but I'm saying if you honestly go within yourself, you can figure it out. I didn't... That's why I went to the car, put air in my face and I'm fine now. I'm good. How is your week, Bubba? My week was normal. It was baby every single day. We had family come in.

That part was fun. Now, something did happen to me at the gym. Not to me, but something happened at the gym that I don't agree with and I don't appreciate you. You been going to the gym? Huh. Fair question? Hey, it'll come, it'll come, it'll come, just wait, just wait, watch this, watch. Oh, oh, I'm going to the gym.

What? I'm going to, I'm going again. I already worked out today, I'm going to go again, just for your punk. You go to the gym, leave the shorts. Now, what happened at the gym that was so traumatizing to you? Well, I go to a gym where people go, unlike you, where there's five people, because you do that so you don't get visually. Yeah, try it again. Oh, it's a rough fucking.

Try it again. Oh, it's a rough thing for you. Okay. See, God knows my heart. God knows my heart and my tongue. Yeah. If I'm going to verbally accost you, he just, he just hits me with something. I go, I just can't get it out.

So what happened at the gym? I'm at the gym. I go through the whole workout. And at the end of the workout, sometimes I'm already sweaty. Before I leave, I'm like, hell, let's get some extra sweat. Let's go to the sauna. Right? So I go in the locker room.

Oof. What? Saanas are gross to me. Saundas are lit. I'm not a sauna guy. Now, when you're, when people are like, 83% naked in the sauna, why are you doing that? Oh, that's a kink.

Yeah, 100%. If you get naked in the sauna, that is your legal way of being a creed. That is, that is absolute, like, now there's been a full naked man. Yes. Because these are the so they're not, the public sauna is the infrared one. It's a cool, boosy. Yeah, that's all weird. Private sonnas in each locker room.

So there's only guys in here. So this is mohs goes in there and just hits that old meme. C.J's favorite. Yeah. Oh, God. DJ'd clear that out. Oh, my God. They'd go, whoa!

Anyway, Patreon knows. I go in the sauna. Yeah. And I'm in there for about, let's say, 10 minutes. Very slight shit. I'm on my phone. I get out before anything overheats. Now, when I'm leaving the sauna, a guy walks past me in the locker room, backpack on,

cart heart, like an actual cart heart, not like a branded. Like he does construction. Yeah, he does construction in the winter. Boots, all that shit. Right. Glad you said winter, because what are we in? Not for winter. Just going under fall.

So we, he walks past me. I think nothing of it. You clearly have a blue collar job. You're getting ready for the gym. Now, this is one of the days that I got ready at the gym before leaving. Okay. I go take a shower, come back, get changed, all that. I go in front of the little mirrors.

I'm putting on my little creams, putting on my moisturizers. No, you do not. You put on moisturizers and creams on your face. In a locker room? Yes. That might be the most insane shit. ever heard in my life. How is that insane at all? I do it at my house. I'm doing it at the locker. No, no, no, that's weird. That's weird. I have a whole theory about people. It's so strange.

They literally have two hair dryers that do not leave for people getting ready for work. There's no in the men's locker in his hair dryers? Yes. Well, it's, well, you know, and that's fine. And I'm not a judgmental man. Whatever you choose to do. And there's a whole vanity section. There's two, two mirrors with two sinks. And that is the section of like getting ready. I've, I've just, I've had some wild experiences in men's locker room, which I'll say after you're done. But I've never seen a man put on creams in T-Zone. Like, I've never seen that in a locker room. I'm putting on beef tallow while I'm getting ready.

And I don't even know what that is. Why is that so weird? It's so weird. What is weird about that? Because I'm insecure. Okay, so that's weird for you. I'm in like, like, my primal man thing. That's like the only like to me a real man takes care of skin.

I know, but that's like the only like non-super liberal point I have on like men's doing. You know what I mean? I'm like creams in the men's locker room. Bro, if I'm going to do it at the house, I'm doing it there. I don't know. Who's looking? I gotta get ready to go. I'm not saying that I'm right. I'm just saying to me it's weird.

That's not weird. Oh, you need to just let. I feel like there's so many things you can just let loose. But okay, I imagine be you for you 24-7. You know you don't have to tell me that. Apparently not. I'm saying that's the only point of view I have,

and you got to understand. The view, the picture that's painted in my mind of you putting on creams in the mirror in a men's locker room, I imagine, you ever seen Mr. Crabs without a shell on? out of shell on. I'm fully close. No, no, I imagine like a big lunch lady, like a, like a thick lunch lady, like then I just see you. In the back you, it's like, like I could lift a part of you up and there's snacks in there. And then that's like a bunch of loose hairs. I literally

look like this. Yeah, but that's how I imagine it looks without that on, without those bad shorts. Anyway, I'm doing my creams, my moisturizers, my kalagna, my beard. You're not allowed to see it. Jesus. I'm doing all that. And out of my peripheral, as you like to call it. Yeah, right there. The guy went into the sauna.

I didn't know that. I was assuming he was getting all that off. He leaves the sauna. No way. The exact same way he walked in. The backpack is on him. He is sweat through his jeans. Yeah.

He is in construction. boots. He has a, I'm going to say this again, a legitimate cart heart on. God knows how many layers are under it. And he was in that for every bit of 15 to 20 minutes. At that point, when does law enforcement get involved? That is why I said, I do not like this and I do not agree with it. Dude, that, that is, at some point, you got to make a formal complaint to the, to the front office, because not only is it as a danger to you. Very much danger to health. Yes. To him as well, he might be that might be self-sabotized yeah one of the best part what i'm getting ready i finally do my last little cream whatever was cologne all right i check i'm good to go i'm walking out

bro is right behind me okay right behind me literally literally dripping sweat yeah of course he is we both walk out leaves he just showed up he showed up he showed up so 20 minutes in full clothing never even took his bag or shoes off yeah in leaves dude honestly who is that guy that's bane Bain is in Dallas. That guy stops crime here. He starts crime here. He creates crime. He creates crime.

That is, Bain lives in Dallas. The crime rate has gone up because of him. He is, and I'm not kidding. Like, he kind of scared me, bro.

And he has those looks where he's just like, you just don't want to really want to fuck with that guy. Yeah. Not like you're afraid of him physically, but it's like,

you push his button on the wrong day. He might be pushing a button of his own. I feel like if he would have saw you putting on those creams, you would have hurt you. Probably.

He'd probably be like, man. That ain't crazy. I go, oh, shatter the glass, just dripping sweat with the bag on. I've always been kind of weird about public gym locker rooms because I remember. You're like, I'm weird about it. I'm scared right now. So scared about it.

Why? Okay, because the first time I went into a men's locker room, it was at a rec center. That's where we used to have our youth basketball practices, right? There you go. I went into a rec center, and I used one of those locks with that turn, but you have to bring your own from home. Yes. So I brought my own.

I forgot the key. Embarrassing. You know, I forgot the key code. I forgot what the thing was, and it was very embarrassing, right? I was super excited to use this lock, forgot the code. Now, second time I went in there, it was for basketball practice, right? It was basketball practice. This time my parents dropped me off at basketball practice. I never did that. They would always come and watch. Isn't they feel cool and used to get dropped off? No, I have an anxious attachment. I have an anxious attachment. So when my parents would leave, I really had to stop myself from crying. I think I'm a loser then, because I just think that shit was lit. If I got dropped off at the door and I got to walk in at 10 years old by myself,

I literally thought I was a bitch. But in reality, it's like my parents didn't love me enough to watch my practice, and they had something better to do. So they dropped me off, and I rode back home with Coach David. So, yeah. I mean, that's a harsh truth when you actually realize it. No, that's sad. But no, my parents actually loved me.

So it hurt when they didn't support. I'm just kidding. Lisa and Mike. I'm kidding. Well, I remember, I went into the locker room, right? And it was evening-ish. Okay. I walked into the locker room.

There's a lot of steam in the locker room, like a lot of hot steam. It was hotter in the locker in that day. I'm bent over, like, I'm sitting down on the bench. Lacing up. I'm lacing up my basketball shoes. And in my peripheral, just some white. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

He's 65 years old. Oh, my God. He has grandchildren. Yeah, and I look up, and it's a, it is an elder man with a gut. Just white, the whitest hair is going down. He's like, he's like, what position you play? You're putting your shoes on. He's like, he's like, I bet you're, I can do a free throw.

And I was like, I was like, shooting guard. Oh, no, no, no. No. Oh, no. He said, you might be a shooting guard, but let me show you my power forward. Oh my God, dude. What it, no, you hit it on the head. That is people's legal way.

To be a creep. Like, there's no way he would stay. Like, he should stay in front of me. Why are you naked? Like, hell, if anything. I just don't, that's the thing. Like, you're choosing to get naked. It is either this alpha complex you have in your own brain.

You want to show your shit because you're a creep. Yeah. Or you just like being naked around a room of guys. Yeah. And it's like, no, no. of them are illegal, but just leave your boxers on. You shouldn't be naked around strangers. Better than to be the rule.

Don't be naked around strangers unless they signed up to see you naked. Exactly. I signed up to lift at this gym, not to see white meat. Yes, no. I did not sign up for that. I would not go here if I wanted to see white. I wouldn't go here. I'm going here because I want to hit lateral races.

Not see white big. And maybe a sauna. I don't want to see. Why is that such a hard concept? And you don't know the worst part? I guarantee the women don't do it. I guarantee there's not just naked people walking around in the women's locker room. It's the creepy guys.

It's the creepy guys. I think we need like a third co-host. It needs to be like a woman that goes to the judge. And we can just like get the woman's perspective on things. Oh, I'm not. No, I'm not. I can't say that on any platform. Please don't.

But speaking of locker rooms, last thing on locker rooms, whenever I was playing high school basketball, I don't know if this was the same for you. You told that hilarious locker room story about, oh my God. It was one of the best locker stories of all time. But did y'all have shower competitions in your high school locker room? You competed in the shower.

I didn't participate because my manhood that way was like, it was not impressive. So I didn't. Whoa. Whoa. No. No, no, no, no, we didn't compare that. It wasn't a size thing. That's what you said.

You said it on me. You said it on me. You said, I wouldn't even make the podium, really. Like, there was some. I mean, there were some guys on my team. No, it was, what are you all doing in? No, we were like this, like, looking, that wasn't the game. You're like, John!

That wasn't the game, but it was definitely like, to get a ticket to play the game, you wanted to be somewhat impressive like that, you know what I mean? But the game was somebody from home, like somebody would bring home, somebody would bring, like, soap from home. Oh, the... What?

The soap on their head. continuously? No, no, no, no. Oh, we did that. We drove this one kid crazy. He was like... No, he quit the team. I'm not kidding, he quit the football team.

Really? He quit the program. Because he had put too much shampoo on his head? But it was like a daily thing. Borderline bullying, and I do feel apologetic, but it wasn't just me. It was a whole crew. That is actually the definition of bullying to the point where he apologized to him right now. No, I'm sorry. I'm not going to say his name, but you're...

I'm sorry, Shane. I'm just kidding. No, no, it was all of us. It was all of us. It was all of us. It doesn't make it better. That makes it actually worse. No, no, no.

But it was also everybody is what I'm trying to say. It wasn't the whole team just put Shane on him. If you took a shower. Yeah, you say that, but y'all definitely gave Shane some extra poo. No, no, he just, he never defended himself. It was like a easy list. This is making me sad. No, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Not like, I wasn't even the main guy. Let's go to my story. Let's go to my story. Golly shorts. Now. Not that bad. The competition we had in our locker room in high school was somebody would bring soap from home, like a huge like Sam's size like body soap and we had a shower where we're all in this like one room

and the shower heads were on the wall right everybody was facing the wall but if you turn inward you're all looking at each other right so everybody would leave the shower right and then whoever we had two guys a day two guys would start on one wall the rest of the team would soap up the locker room floor, right? And it would, it was literally look like a soap party, like in the Hollywood Hills. It was so much soap. And then, you penguin's on it. And it was, that was a competition to see who would get to the other side.

Now, I never participated. I watched one game, and then somebody cracked their head on the wall, and I was like, I shouldn't be watching this. Isn't it crazy? Then after that, we'd go to physics? You, you would buy General Admitism. Yeah. To watch two naked teenagers.

I was a teenager. You're also a teenager. Let's put that out there. I was in the same grade. You bought general admission to watch two naked peers of yours. Yeah. Slide on a disgusting floor inside of a communal shower. And that is what y'all were like,

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You, oh my God, you said that just brought me to a locker room story though. Ooh, that was rough. That brought me to a locker room story with a friend that you know, I won't say his name. We got 20 minutes on locker rooms today, boys. This, uh, the, forgetting your combination. This is an eighth grade.

We're literally, like, the, uh, B team. It's a half time. We just did our shooting around. We're going back, like putting on your shoes in your jersey, like, legit about that. to play. Yeah. My friend goes to his locker. He cannot get it open. He, he forgets his own code. Yeah. And these are like, even the lockers are like those really old school, like steel. Yeah, oh, yeah, like you're not getting. Yeah. He goes, all right.

Nothing. He goes, okay. And he's freaking out. And I'm just mean, I'm like this. Put my shoes on in. He starts punching his locker. And he's hitting that. Really like getting pissed. He has this whole debacle with himself two minutes before our game starts. And he sits down. He literally goes, it's just basketball, it's just a sport. No one even needs it. It's just a sport. It's just a sport.

Why can't I remember my code? It's just a sport. I'm on the team. I practice every day. I don't need to play though. Can't get my shoes. It's just a sport. He gets back up.

He goes, he can't get it. He starts punching his locker. His hand, left hand, which he was left-handed, starts bleeding. No. So it's to the point. point, I'm kind of scared. At this point, I'm a little scared. I'll try, I'll try to find coach, get you a key. The fact that you're still in the locker room is beyond me. I'd have been gone. Not only, I'm literally right next to him. Like our lockers were touching. I'm in my locker

like putting on my fucking shooting sleeve. I'm getting my skull candies on, getting all the right rink getting all the right wrinkles in my sock and he's punching his locker trying to open it. And it gets to the point the whole time our coach clearly has a key. Yeah. Because it was like school issued locks. Our coach comes out, opens his locker, looks at him. He goes, goes, what the f*** were you thinking? And he is the kid, I'm not going to say his name, beat red, blood on his hand. Poor kid, man.

He was our starting power forward, left-handed, goes out to the game and literally take six charges that night. And it was just incredible. He definitely is a guy who takes six charges in the game. Oh, my God. Oh, my. He has the record. He has the record for charges in a year.

And you know who it is. I'm not going to say that. Oh, yeah, I know exactly it is. As soon as you said it, I knew exactly. it was yeah and it makes sense because I saw him jumping around in a club and I was like that guy's on drugs yep here we go but yeah on dude locker rooms the greatest yeah okay scratch that okay I have a question for you okay because you know oh no no it's a very important question now you facetined me this past weekend roughly at midnight some

call it 12 a.m. okay right so not only was I asleep and you ruined it yeah but I had to answer so I answer the phone and you are, there's a couple of drinks in your system. I can tell when that left eye gets a little loose, tongue starts getting real fat, just real, oh, hey, what's up? I go, oh, God. I go, what bar are you at?

Yeah. Now, correct me if I'm wrong. You were, you were in a building that had a man that was pretty pretty naked. Stop. On a... On a rope? In the center of the dining hall?

How the f*** do you see that? It was in the background? Yeah. Yeah. Clearly in the background. The only said, hey bro, what are you doing? And I was like, in bed, sleep. You go, all right, loser, and you're hung up.

But behind you. There's a naked man on a rope and you have to defend yourself here. That's all I'm gonna say. There's nothing to defend. There's nothing to defend. He didn't get enough time on the stage. Can I say, yes, I went to an establishment, right? I went, but no.

What the f***? I went to this club and it was a normal club. The middle of the club was hollowed out. And I was like, what the fuck goes on in the middle of this club? Now, I'm at the club, I'm drinking, having a good time. This man in a full like sweatsuit, like Nike Tech sweatsuit with beautiful flowy hair prances by me. by me and bumps my shoulder and he goes excuse me and I said no problem queen and I'm

like I'm looking at him and I'm like that's not club attire sure is it how how'd he get into here and I look at him leaving lower no shoes no socks and I said well we let a homeless man in here and how does that homeless man own a Nike tag that's going to run you 280 after tax Well, all of a sudden, this shoeless, homeless man jumps into the middle of this hollowed-out club. Two ropes just drop down from the ceiling. And I go, what the fuck? You go, the lights, cooosh, hit him. I'm like, oh.

The homeless, shoeless man begins to take off. The Nike Tech. And I'm like, we got us a stripper, boys. I'm standing there like this. He like, and I guess he had ripaway pants. He rips the pants on. I've never seen a Nike Tech ripaway. He's in a thong, impressive bulge.

He's grabbing the ropes. And when I say this motherfucker is doing flips and rotations, he's swinging. Like he's, but the thing is, he's good at what he did. He was swinging. across the club. He was like, it was like, God, you know it's Seaworld when Shamu sprays the water

on the people in the splash zone? You were in the splash zone. I was on the splash zone, but he was making his way with his foot like this. He was like this. And I swear to God, I saw his cuticle right here.

He was going right past. I was like, what the fuck dude again? I was like, oh, hello. And he was going around the whole club. I'm looking around this motherfucker didn't warm up. He didn't give a stretch. He probably just slammed three shots.

To be shoeless in the club is literally a felony by itself. And now all the girls in the club are like, yes, queen! Like they're going on, they love it. And I'm at there, I'm clapping them up too. This guy's a fucking athlete. All the guys in the club are like this.

Come on, man. They're like this. Like, oh, man. I'm like, enjoy the athlete here. This is Prime LeBron. He's in a contract here. He only does like 45 seconds of this. He gets off, puts the Nike tech back up,

and then they bring up like these. naked go-go girls and they're just standing doing this naked. Yeah, they're naked. All the guys are like, yeah. I'm like, bring the fucking bring Janus back. Bring Tarzay back out here. Bring the fuck this guy. This guy, this guy, Georgia the jungle. This is. You did some with that one. George of the jungle. Elite callback. Yeah, that was what happened. So not only does it sound like you were in a sketchy spot. Yeah. Very important question. Ratio, right? Mm-hmm. Of fellow people in the club. Yeah. What was the ratio of women to men?

90 women to every 10 men. So now I figured I was, I was thinking 85, 15, 90, 10 solid, maybe 95. A lot of women. What made you go there? How did you end up at a 90% female club with a naked Nike Tech athlete Tarzan, George the Jungle, rope swing, and cuticle? The bouncer at the front compliment in my shirt. Dude. I went in.

I'm an easy leg. No, this is two weeks in a row. You are an easy. Dude, if someone tells you something nice, they can have the world. The world is their oyster. Dude, that's a nice shirt. Oh, I'm going here. That's all it took.

That's all it took. You're literally on a famous street for clubs and bars every 10 feet. And a guy goes, nice shirt, bro. You go, oh, it's over. Just walk right in. I'm easy. I'm an easy leg. Dude, and honestly, I do have a story from what happened.

in Austin. A lot did happen, but I have one story. And I read a lot of comments saying Peyton, stay out of malls. Like a lot of bad things happen to you in malls. Well, another bad thing happened to me in a mall. And this is like, I went to a very nice mall. I went to the nicest mall to try to avoid like something bad happening to me. But I'm, oh, oh, oh, let's hold our prissy, prissy pants real quick. You went to the, okay, let's break this down. You went to the nicest of malls to avoid the possibility of something bad happening.

Now, my context clues, when you put those together, you went to the best of the best to get rid of us a regular fuck. Yes, sir. Nope, that's exactly what I said. Yep, I stayed in an affluent area. Now, I'm joking. I'm joking.

I go, oh my God, he didn't even die. No, I'm joking. Good man. So I was in the mall, right? The nicest of the mall. All of them all. And since Malachi has been around, I've had this thing with looking at babies. Yeah. Like, dude, I love babies. I used to always think they're little weird goblins. But now I saw your son, now I see the beauty in every baby. Not every.

Not a lot of babies. Not everybody. Yeah. Some people should put the hood over the stroller on their baby. I mean, there's like, okay, God bless all parents and babies. If they're ugly now, which some are, they get cuter. Yeah, there is some babies, though. You really want that quick hit of dopamine. No, seriously. Like, you want, you see that little stroll, you're like, oh, God, dude, it's been a rough day. Yeah. Almost got fire. Let's just go look at this baby. Yeah. And you just see a f***ing grip. Yeah. I mean, and it is, it's, you are now in a worse mood. Yeah. It is, it's literally, yeah. You're scratching your testicle. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I don't know. I had a panic attack earlier today. I'm not doing well. now I was at the mall right nicest of malls I was shopping around

yes nicest of stores and I was in an all-male store like this store is just male clothing right but there's a woman in there with the baby stroller now that's fine she could be buying for her husband her son boyfriend whatever anybody

cousin anybody I'm I'm watching her push this stroller right but her eyes never went down into the stroller Keep that in mind. Her eyes never went down to the baby. Not once. Right? The cap was fully covered. Ugly baby, I was assuming. Assuming Gremlin. And I was saying, appreciate that for the general public. We don't want to see the Gremlin. Don't want to see that horned toes. If you're not, we don't want to see that little thing. Keep that lizard. Keep it away. Right? And now, this woman, her face in her head was small.

Important. I'm saying this. Her face and her head was a small lady. It was a small lady, short, small face, small head. Right? But it's important, I say that. But her, but her, she was wearing the biggest jacket I've ever seen. And it was like a leather jacket. A big, leather jacket.

And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, is this like a stack of six year olds in here? Like, what is this? Space Jam Monsters? Yeah, I was like, and I kept my eye on her, because the way she was looking at clothes, normally when you look at clothes, you have an idea of what you're going to get, right? You have an idea of what you're looking for. There's no way you're going to be looking at suits in denim shorts in the same trip.

You're not doing that. No shot, no shot. She was looking at like vest, like suit vest on a three-piece suit. Three-piece suit. Yes, but then she was also looking at like Nike trainers. And I was like, what is she doing? Yeah, what store are you in at that? So I'm seeing her go.

It's like two minutes I'm in this store. I lose her. We come back around. She's wearing a different, bigger jacket. And I'm like, what the f is happening with this lady? Oh, no. I follow her, because that's what I do. Oh, yeah.

What are you, a neighborhood cop? Yeah, well, no, because I'm a follower to protect us all. I'm just interested. Okay. Now, I'm following her. She goes to a different jacket. I was like, maybe she's stuck from winter here. No, yeah.

At this, I watch her tried to put on this jacket over the new jacket. It didn't fit. She opens up the stroller. She opens up the stroller. I said she has like a goodwill level of Legos in that. Like she went to the Lego store in this mall and like stacked up Legos. And now she's throwing that jacket. in there she closes it grabs a hat on the way out and leaves no sensors in this mall that's what

happened shoplifting i swear to god it happened i on everything i love it is austin it is awesome but dude when you said that i don't know i don't know what tickles me to that extreme yeah hearing someone's physical features described as small oh yeah just gets me yeah and then when you coupled it with the huge jacket. I genuinely thought one of two routes. She's shoplifting, which is the truth. Or this is like two six-year-olds playing hooky. And if you would have led me to the fact that it was two small first graders

pretending to be an adult, if I went to the mall and there was two six-year-old, I saw two six-year-old stacked up on each other wearing a big trench coat, they would be on the podcast right now. Oh, yeah. We have to talk to you. Put them in the car and take them. Yeah, you're innovated.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no. I didn't read that. No, no. No, no. Now that's Craydon, that's Craydon, I, that same Rayban, Metaclass Woman. No, no, no, I'm saying, how else would they get here?

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So this has been trending, right? It's gone around. I think this is going to be fun for us to play very simple game. It is called Create a Person game. You've done that. We're not, I have done that, and I succeeded. I don't have sex, so I can't do that. I'm not talking, not talking a real life approach, right?

We're not going to create someone here. I thought we were going to try right here. I love this game. He goes, you sure it works like this? No. I'm like, ah. No, not that type of game. This is a word game, verbal game.

No, they're not the best suited for you. Nope. Fat tongue and quick reflexes, but we're going to work through it. Create a person game. You and me both on the count of three. One, two, three, we say a letter. Okay. Right?

First person to name a real person. Based off those two letters. Based off those two letters for their first and last name, wins the point. Let's do it. Okay? Super quick example. One, two, three.

we both say A, if someone said Aaron Adams. Aaron Adams, right? Yeah. Does it have to be a real person? Let's go like known to where it's not. Not like your third cousin. Okay, let's do known people. Now, I am nervous about this game because I am in the middle of my second panic attack

and it's not even noon yet. So I'm not quite sure how this is going to go. Hit me with it. Let's go. We need to take a break. No, I'm going to talk to my therapist after this. Okay. I don't have one.

All right. Are you ready? Nope. So, first round. Ready? Yep. Three, two, one, R. P.

Peter Robinson. Wait, can I do RP? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ron Paul. No, there's not Ron Paul. RuPaul. These drag races are amazing. Okay.

It's so pretty. I'm so pretty. I've always wanted to show my fashion. Okay, let's try again. Let's go. Three. Is it hot? No, it's getting up.

No, I'm literally, I might be having a medical emergency. Dude, my hands are tingling. I feel like. Spider-Man. You need to calm down. You need to calm down. Here we go. Three, two, one.

T. Tiana Trump! Timmy! Whoa! Why'd you clap? Who's that? I don't know. And that shows our brains.

You said, Tehoto Trapi, I said Timmy Turner. I have no... Oh! I'm just kidding. I have a lovely wife. That is a wicked pool. But you got the point. You got the point. One zero.

Oh my God. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You gotta keep going. Three, two, one, B, L, B, NL, uh, Boleg, um, um, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, bottom, Bodie, Brody, Jane. Ben? Brough, uh, Ben Lawson, Ben, um, Ben, um, oh, uh, oh, Byn Loner. No. Oh! Oh! Who's that? Me? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Again, I was trying to get out, Bill Lambier. A physical enforcer for the Detroit Pistons, you said Bin Laden. I said a physical enforcer for the Al-Qaeda group. Oh, oh, okay. You're going, it's too, oh, I'm cooking, Loki. Oh, my God, it's so good. I'm cooking, loki.

Oh, oh. Yeah, sorry. Oh, my God, it's so good. And not a fan. All right, here we go. Here we go, here. Oh, God. Peers hated it.

Don't you play that night? He goes, we're still working to get everybody that was associated. Oh, right. Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm on a hot streak. You're on a be heater. I know, here we go. Literal heater.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I can't breathe. I'm hide. Give me the ball. Three, two, one. L.

Ralph Laurenne. Solid pool. Solid pool. Three O. Am I gonna get skunk? Yeah, what are we going to? First of five. I'm gonna get skunk.

Yeah, 4.0. Oh my God. No, no, three. Three, two, one, P. Peter Piper! Piper! Piper! Peekeper!

How are we saying this? Same name. There's 20... All right, dog. It's like a bad... It's like a bad... What'd you say? I said we should kiss.

I said we should kiss. Here we go. Here we go. That's a tie, right? Yeah. Okay, ready, ready, right? Here we go. Three, two, one.

F-A. F-A, F-A, F-A, F-A, F-A, F-A, F-A, F-A, Oh, that's a . That was a deep cut, too. That was a B-side album cut. You would have known I'm a Cooner. Oh! F-A-F-A-A-F-A.

F.A. F.A. F.A. Two F.A. Now her highlight real's playing. I can't. Aaron. That's a lot. Aaron. Aaron. Erinia.

No. Frank. On Frank. Yeah. Come on. I am getting absolutely gashed. I said Anne Frank. Or I said Amelia Frank.

He said, Aunt Frank! Here you go. CJ's gonna have a hard time with this out of it, boy. He's got a lot of bleeps. Patreon, you're gonna enjoy this. 3, 2, 1. T.J.

Jason. Who? Tony Johnson. It's J.T. Oh, wait, no, I can go either way. But I still said Jason Tadden. Yeah, you guys, so you're one. You're one, there you go.

There you go. 4-1. Oh, my God. Here you go. For the win? Yeah. Three, two, one. L.

What are we doing? Little Lamb. What? Little Lamb. Little Lamb? Linix Lewis. That's two. The little lamb.

The little lamb. Here we go. Three, two, one. A. Stephen A. Smith, double point. S-A-S. I don't know if that counts. Well, okay, it doesn't.

Okay, Aaron Smith. Sam Smith. That's SS. It's S-A or AS. AS, M-L-S. A-L-S. Andrew Schultz. I already won.

Did you? Said Aaron Smith. Oh, yeah, you're right. Three, oh my God. Four to three. Here you go. Three, two, one. M.

G. Machine gun, Kelly. No, no, no. Madison Square Garden. No. Your name is. Megan Greer. No, who, that's real.

Is that real? Is that a Megan Greer? I don't think there's a Greer. No, Megan Greer. No, no. Yes, there's a Megan Greer. No. Yes, there is.

Pamela Anderson and Megan Greer. Oh, I think there is a Megan Greer. What does she look like? I don't know. I don't know. I've got to find out. Oh, Megan Greer. Oh, that's just a, that's somebody's LinkedIn.

Maybe Megan Greer is not a real person. Oh, my God, it's not real. I still have a chance. M.G. M.G. Uh, um, oh. Marvin Gay! Oh my God, four, four, four. Deuce!

We're going to doze. Can't lose. Kay loose. Here we go. Okay, but you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, I get what you're doing. I get what you're doing. What? I get what you're doing.

How many letters are in the alphabet? 26. I'm stuck on a solid eight. You said like three. You go P. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Three, two, one.

In. Jay Leno. No. No. No. Shut up. John. Neal.

No. Nelson. Nelson. John Nelson. John Nelson. John Newton. I said Newman. John Newman's real.

I said John Newton first. What the fuck does that mean? John Newton doesn't outdo. John Newman. But I won. I said it first. It's the whole game. No, you didn't. Can I get it? Go, Peta. I said mine first. Play the fucking replay. I said John Newman. I don't know who that is. I'm not even a real person. I won. Can I get a go Peta?

John Newton? I don't think that. I think you're saying that wrong. I think you're saying that wrong. Y'all, the country legend? That's a wicked deep. Yeah, you're not confident. John Newton. He's the cleric of August 4th, 17th. John Newton is an English, evangelical Dude, he's a slavery abolitionist. Abolitionist. He's a slavery abolitionist. And you thought he made country music. I go, I promise you wouldn't want to hear his country music.

Let's in the tie right here. New one, here we go. I'll top of it. Okay. Uh, three, two, one. G. Oh. Oh, Jason. Oh.

Oh. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Greg Odin, you f***! Yeah! Go Caled! I won the first one. I won the first one. Chat, put it...

Chat, can you put in the comments... Can you put in the comments if I got cheated off that game? Because I won. If that would have been a real... It is a real person. You literally said he was a country legend. You looked him up. He was born in the 1700s. That's a real...

No, it's a real person. I just got him confused. John Newton, I learned about him. He's a real historical figure. The reason... Look at Cowboy. He's a first to call it off. He was like, slave, a balinitionist.

That. A ball initiation is a wicked word. Whatever. Oh, good game. Good game. You were on something at the beginning. Dude, your first two and then the third where you stopped yourself. Oh, oh my God.

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The You Should Know Podcast Thank you, brother. It's appreciate it. Thank you. By the way, I get made fun for the way I eat my strawberries. You want a strawberry? Sure, and what are you talking about? How do you eat

straw? There's only, you just eat the strawberry. No, it's definitely, I went back home and I was eating strawberries in front of my parents because I'm on a new health cake. The way I eat strawberries is really upset them. It's just full thing in the mouth so many in that you're kidding it's a real thing it's more nutrition you can eat the top of them you are not you did not just put an entire strawberry in your mouth

without getting rid of the top no the top is fine it's edible that's the thing a lot of people think the top is just like you're supposed to dispose of it and then you got a bunch of top pieces in there eat the whole thing get a little stem and leave if i wanted stem and leaf i'd order a salad fruit. Yeah, just bought the whole thing. It's like a little. Okay, imagine if you just go normally, it's this much down. No, I can get pretty close to.

I'll show you where I get to. Yeah. That's wasteful. That's how white people eat chicken wings. You leave all that meat on there. Look at all that meat. Oh, whoa. No, it was stuck.

You got to be clapping. But then I clear the edges. the edges oh god that sounds like back in college i have never why are you eating the leap that's a normal thing okay how about you how about you eat you need to stop doing that that is making my skin crawl right did you wash these now that might be a problem i did not he's my god yeah all pesticides mites missiles mumps there's dry as CJ yeah yeah Oh, God. No, try another one.

Here, try it my way. I'm not eating it in your way. What's wrong with that? Why am I eating ground? Why am I eating leaf? Because in what course? In what point of life did they ever teach you to not eat the top of it? Okay, let's go go find a banana.

Eat the whole peel. Yes, I know. Ashton Hall uses pills as skin care. No one's making fun of him. Uses it as skin care, proven. Eating this doesn't prove shit to me. Okay, but, but, but. I don't get the point of not eating the top.

I promise you, if you try it at home, there's not going to be anything wrong with it. That's how you're supposed to eat strawberries. First off, if I'm doing this, give me a smaller one. I'm not eating it. You're giving me this. Where'd you get these? You know that throat opens up.

Put that whole thing in there. These are lab planted strawberries. Oh my God, you're right. Yeah. It's the whole thing. Oh, no, fuck you. Dude. No.

Look at this. And honestly. It's not that bad. What, it's a little green? Well, I can see by your body shape you don't like greens. It's just unnecessary. No, no. It's literally like you take a nice bite of a nice apple and you just bend down and grab a leaf and throw in your mouth.

Look. All that juice and marination on there, but I used to be like you. If you want to just get nothing but sweet, you keep you. you keep eating a couple and then at the end you got nothing but stem put that thing right dog you don't have to do this you like you made it you don't have to eat strawberry stems like i don't know i like you're good bro like i don't like i don't know why you're resorting to this like i mean i'm not i'm not these are gross where'd you get these from The gas...

Like these are so... The gas station. You just had me... You just had me eat... A whole strawberry, stem grass, leaf included. Yeah. Unwashed... Yeah.

From a 7-Eleven? Yes, sir. I want you to know someone literally probably smoked a cigarette. Yeah. Cashed out some guy's scratch-off. And then... and grabbed these and put them on the shelf. Dude, yeah, that probably explains

while my poop's been feeling like a small felines coming out, like, scratch the walls. You got straight bushes in your shit. Yeah. What, I, okay, try it again. No, fuck you, what is, tell me, tell me one benefit, tell me one benefit, health kick.

More food, more, more, more satiation. You like that word, huh? You think, this little pewb amount of greens is going to have you more, satiated. Yes. No, because you left all that meat on the bone. You're the type of person that just eats the skin off a chicken wing.

That's that, that, I hate it. No, no, no. I mean, first off, first off, first off, very personal. But when I see hair on fruits and vegetables, I hate it off rip. It's a fuzz. Be a man. Look in there. That means you want to go down.

There's a little bit of fuzz. Oh, no, if there's a fuzz, I'm grilling. Oh, I'll eat a fuzz. Call me your manscape head. I don't know that's okay that's a little far yeah no no that's far yeah you know sometimes in your brain you get so excited about making the joke and then when you say it you're like oh that's wrong to do that you know what else is wrong yeah stop eating the leaf part of fruits everybody does okay if you haven't done that why don't you why don't you do know other fruits why don't you eat the peel and bananas why don't you matter of fact why don't let's just start eating the skin of oranges that's different how the that different that's why like when you're eating a chicken wing you just take the wing off the chicken I'm not taking the stick of his neck. I'm not doing that. That's the gobble stick of his neck. What's I called the gizzard? I'm not even the chicken gizzard. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not eating the chicken gizzard just like I'm not going to eat the bananas clothes. I'm not doing it.

Hey, guess what? Right now you're eating the strawberries ball cap, all right? You're eating the strawberries a little cute little ball cap. No? And that gizzard, why are you so attached to chicken right now? Dude, because my grandpa, I don't talk to him that much anymore, but we used to slap his little We used to play with it just like that. We would play with his little gizzard right there. You play with your granddaddy's gizzard? Just a bunch of hatred comes out. That gizzard.

You want all of that thing that I'm going to go on. He'll tell you know, and he'll tell you know for the next two minutes, even when he's done. He'll keep going, just like that. Well, that's that guy's grandpa gizzard. That's like the foreskin of a cat. It's like one of those hairless cats. Oh my god.

Back to wolf, you know, are you talking about? I mean, we're gonna have a fucking hard time this one, huh? Yeah, that's good stuff, man. Dude, I prefer, this is some Patreon stuff, but I prefer some character now. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Me too. Me too.

No. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Come on, man. Show me you're alive. You know what I mean? No, for me, it's a fine line. Dude, is it wrong in me?

When I was, you know, in the dating game, I like older women. I like older women. It's fun. One of the attributes of an older woman, they got some scars on their leg, like some knee scars. You fell down on a scooter once or twice.

That's hot. You? You know what I mean? Slammed your finger in a car door a couple of times. You've been around. You used to play an asphalt. You get emotionally and physically turned on by seeing a leg scar. I didn't get turned on, but it showed character. I'm a man of character.

It adds value. I'm a man of character. You've scraped your knee a couple times, and I appreciate that. So exact clones of women. One is spotless. One has a scar on her leg and a weird little birthmark on the arm. Oh, God. Oh, dude, yeah.

If you got some... Dude, I got a thing about that. Like, I like a little lazy eye on her. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Tell me you can't hear out of that left ear. Show me you got some character in you. You know what I mean?

Like, if Pierce was a girl, he'd be mine. That boy is deaf and blind. Like, that boy is a cowboy Keller. I tried to try, oh, whoa, whoa. I tried on his ray bands earlier. I about had a headache. Yeah. I didn't know their prescription.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You think that boy can put anything over his eyes that aren't prescription? Bro. He sees like a whale. Oh, my God. Yeah, he does.

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Reagan, Bone. Now on to the rest of the episode. Speaking of ailments, this past week, I actually played basketball, okay? Very disappointing and it wasn't intentional. I went to my old gym while I was there, saw a couple guys playing. And I, now you know me. I don't have a stutter, right? No, no, never. At the beginning of the episode is a little rough.

No, that's just like kind of tripping. That's like a bad start on a relay race. But you're not like a bunch of T's in a row. I'm never like a, I don't know if you can do that. I generally don't know if you can do that. I'm not doing that for two. I'm saying I can agree that I don't have a stutter. Yes, I can agree.

Okay, so we're playing basketball, right? And it's simply three on three. Half court. Very calm. For whatever reason, I'm talking, there's no team up next. There's no reason to play with your soul on the line. And this guy just picks me to be his victim, right? He is talking cash the whole time, three on three.

And I'm like, bro, like I don't even care, whatever, whatever. And then he's starting to get like, oh, yeah, yeah, soft. So I'm like, okay, now I got to turn it on, I got to beat him. Now, I got to turn it on, I got to beat him. I have to avenge the Kennedy name. You cannot speak to me like that. Do you know my dad's a lawyer, black guy? He's black, wasn't he?

Yeah, see. I go, you fight for the streets. I fight for honor. I'm just kidding. Now, CJ, that's going to be your call. make it and I can't. Anyway, regardless. So, he's talking shit, and it gets to the point where I'm now, like, my blood's going. I'm like, all right, bro, I got a, a whoop his in the game, B, talk back.

In the game. So, because it's not anything in the competition. Yeah, because there's nothing like, he's not like, it's all basketball related, but it's getting annoying. Got a whip his in the game. In the game. So, right when I go for my first insult. Yeah.

I literally rip a mean stutter. Oh no. And I thought you were going somewhere. Oh no. I go, you listen here. Stop. Stop. Okay.

I rip a stutter that, like, I, but it was so fascinating because I don't stutter. Yeah. At all. Yeah. And it wouldn't come out. It would not come out. It would not come out.

And it got to the point. You gotta think, this dude is literally, Oh, yeah, that's a week. Oh, you, no, no, you ain't getting that. No, you ain't getting that. Talking about the whole game. I go, bro, shut the fuck. And it did not come out.

And it, I mean, it sent me for the whole day. Whole day I was in a bad mood. I said, bro, one, I died, haven't hooped in forever. Of course it happens today. Two, of course, the one guy guarding me talk. And I've never stuttered in my life. Yeah, that's embarrassing. It's because you're not good with confrontation.

It was crazy embarrassing. Yeah. You had nothing to do with the conversation. It had everything to do it. I don't stutter. Yeah. And I stuttered. And I went,

Fuff, Fuff, Foo, dude, I remember, see, that's embarrassing. That's really bad.

When my last year playing, not my last year playing college basketball, but I was playing college basketball, and you know, college basketball

practices get very, like, aggressive. Like, there's a lot of fights that happen. It's a normal thing for it to happen, right?

So I remember, it was just my day. Me and this guy were going at it, right? But this guy was from, from Fifth Ward, Houston.

Right? He's from Fifth Ward. Now, his upbringing and my upbringing different, right? A little different. But at the end of the day, we got so heated. He was like, now, f***ing, come on. He lifts his shorts up, and he goes to fight. Now, I'm a but I'm not a d'clock.

I was like, I'm not fighting this guy, right? But I was like, yeah, come on. And I put my hands up, right? and I was inside I was like somebody grab him like somebody grab this guy grab this animal he's real mad like I saw the

I saw hate in his eyes he wanted he wanted blood from me and also then a bunch of people went over to grab him you can tell you're not the problem in your mind dog that's the I'm saying in your mind you're like somebody grab him quickly

yeah you can tell you're not like the problem like the person people are worried about when you're about to fight and everybody grabs the other guy. Like, no one came to stop me. I had full capabilities of going to get him. I remember I was going like this. And I was like, so people grabbed him, right?

And I was all alone. And so I was like, oh, they got him. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, get held back. Get held back. I was so scared, right? My leg was shaking. And I didn't know.

I'm not like a little bit like this. My shit is like this. Like one leg. I was so nervous. And he was like, you look a fucking dog. And I looked, and I couldn't stop it. I couldn't stop my leg. I had to rest this leg.

I was like, and I had to, like, run off the court, like, out of cramp. That was an embarrassing story, too. Oh, like basketball and embarrassing. Oh, my God. It goes hand in hand. Oh, my God. Where are we out on time? Do we have time for one more thing?

I got a question for you. Okay. I got, now I saw this question. Okay, go ahead. And I know the route I'm taking, and I know yours is going to be different. Probably. That's how our friendship was made. So it is, it's a proposition, right?

Someone comes up to you, man in a black suit, right? I don't like the way he started that. I don't like that. I don't, don't start off with men in suits coming at me. Why? Where am I? Am I naked? No, you're not naked.

Okay, start it off. Go. A man comes up to you with a briefcase and a timer. Okay? He goes, you have 24 hours. Hits it. Every mile you run, just one mile. Every mile you run.

partnered with one shot of vodka equals one million dollars catch switch to tequila be a little bit more lucrative huh if i can get that one in there tequila okay every one mile ran and shot of tequila equals a million dollars there's no catches it's just a fun scenario in 24 hours 24 hours how many do you try to complete first what's your strategy first of all I appreciate the effort of everybody that's probably going to comment on this saying, oh, I'm going to run my ass off until I pass up. I'm walking. I'm like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I know I'm going to be a millionaire at the end of that 24 hours to walk. I will literally probably walk 15 miles. And 15 shots of, I do 15 shots of fuck on a Thursday. First off, you are sadly mistaken. You don't think I can walk 15 miles in 24 hours. You walking 15 miles. Yes. It takes me 15 minutes to walk one mile.

It takes me 15 minutes to walk one mile. On an incline, 12.5. That is, that's, that's a pretty good pace. Yes. That's about 3.2, 3.3. No clue. But I just see at the end, it's like, oh, you're, it's about about a little bit of pace. Yeah.

But the thing is, that's not just going to. It's not linear. You're not going to keep that. But I'm saying, but at the end of the day, a 24 hours. I'll take a lunch break. Who gives a 24 hours? So you're just going to walk. You're not going to give anything.

any true effort to try to really bank in a couple extra millionaire regardless. I'll go probably, I'll walk, I'll walk until I get a little hungry. I also think you're highly under, like, okay, how many do you think you're going to walk in a row? I could walk four miles in a row. So then you got to take four shots. You're just going to start off by taking four shots, then go walk the four miles. I'll pre-get, I'll take 30 shots before I do the 30 miles. Oh, you're not getting 30 and 30.

There's no. No, 30 and 30 is, that is ludic. Probably like 10 and 10. So you think you would take, so, okay, now strategy-wise. Are you taking all the shots first, then walking it all off? Are you walking? And then when you're just physically exhausted, you go home and get hammered, but you win? What are you doing?

I'll probably, you know, I'll probably, like I said, I'll front the first five shots. I'll front the first five at the beginning of the day. Fresh off the wake up, the guy hits a briefcase. I'm like, where's the tequila? I'll take the five shots. Go walk it off. Go walk it off to the point. A little hungry.

A little midday snack, a little lunch. Chase it with tequila. A couple more shots. Bam, I'm like 12 shots in at this point. then I'm going to go walk the rest. You're better than me. Yeah, what would you do? Off rip, I'm running a 5K immediately.

Offer it. Why? That's three miles down. Why would you do that? Because I'm fresh, there's no alcohol in my system. My strategy, I'm going to try to get as much miles down with no alcohol in me. The fact that you think you can run three miles right now is hilarious.

I didn't say, I'm not going for world record. I can definitely do it. Yeah, you'd end up at mile one and a half. You're at my walking pace. 100%. But you're walking. But you're walking the first mile. I ran it.

That's fine. We'll catch up. Regardless. Yeah. I'm going to do three miles. Physically exhausted, take a break. Eat, whatever. Go do more.

Walk. My initial game plan, I'm getting all the running. I do. And then when my legs are literally shot, whatever the case may be, I'm going home, taking that many shots. Game over. I think the time limit should have been lowered. I don't know.

24 hours, because I feel like everybody that ever does that challenge is, they're obviously going to be a millionaire, right? Oh, if you do one mile and one shot, you're a millionaire. Yeah. But I'm trying to go. for 20Ms. Oh, I forgot you're already rich. I'm going for two. Yeah, that's the difference. I'm talking about in the challenge, you know, that's such a bad running joke. I'm going for 20 miles, 20 shots. Get absolutely, imagine getting, imagine your legs are literally like almost,

you can't even use them, how tired they are. You're blackout drunk and you wake up, you check your phone, there's 20 ms in your child. My two favorite things are on the line camp, money and alcohol. I'm going to, I'm going to be very successful at that little triathlon, whatever it's called. Now what if you had to swim with the same cute? How about that? How about that? Yeah, I'll be dead. Oh, do you have a pop culture? Oh my God. I can. Okay. All right. Let's get into people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. Paying and in camp. Pop culture. Paying in Can boom. Um, my pop culture is,

man, December 13th, John's seen his final match. Holy shit. That is creeping. Yeah. And it's going to be against, AJ Styles,

which is going to be great. I believe, right? No, that's coming up. He's, he's wrestling. That's AJ Styles at, uh,

yeah, he's wrestling him in Crown Jewel. That's what it is. But as y'all are watching this, I'm not going to be at Monday Night Raw. So. Where's that at? Dallas. Oh, sick. Yeah. So I'll be, I'll be watching that. I'll be on TV. I'm on the camera side this time. Normally when I go, I just sit on the floor like on. Dude, you got to wear something bright or have a sign. Oh, no, man. I don't want to do that. Just wear, literally wear a plain white tea. I wanted to get the front. You're going to be the biggest person there and wear a plain white t-shirt. It's going to contrast, good with your skin. Got to wear black. Jewelry. But, yeah, I'm going to be at Monday Night Raw. be fun. So if y'all want to watch me on Netflix, it's going to be premiered tonight if you're watching us on a Monday. That's fire. I didn't know you're going to be. Sick. Wait,

who's, okay. I don't know what the card is yet. I was about that. Can we just talk about that? They do announce it. It's out. That's bad. I don't like that. Why? Because that's not how it was we were growing up. That's not true. No, to the extent of now, now you know everything's happening on Monday Night Raw. Yeah. On the Thursday before. Well, the writing in Monday Night Raw is just bad right now because it's been the same episode like smackdown would end yeah and there might be a teaser for what's to come on monday on raw you wait through the weekend that you build the suspense you don't you can't run to social media where there's a million outlets talking about it and then raw would hit and then they would tease what's happening throughout the night but there's plenty of

that kept you in your seat and that was just like you didn't know i want to see uh roman rains hopefully roman rains comes i can see where is he where is he not active is he hurt he's made like 18 no he's just Roman Raines Kind of out of the story No not really Just Roman rains I brought this company To a billion dollars

I'm gonna chill out for a little bit That sucks I mean that's good for him But I'm saying And he has Leukemia So Well that's what I'm saying

Yeah No I think no he's Oh I don't know He doesn't He's not really public about that But yo what's your pop culture My pop culture is My pop culture is

An NBA is starting soon Media day was a couple days ago I am of course excited for the NBA Thank God the MLB is ending. I haven't watched a single game of that. No, I'm just kidding.

It's been on like, Holy shit. He's in his background. Baseball? Yeah, it's a good background. I don't turn that on for anything. So why'd you just look at me so crazy that you said, what?

You don't watch it? No, because typically I do, I'm saying this year. If Rangers are on. Isn't that so crazy how they ever actually just gave me for doing the same thing? Because I'm saying, I've never like, bro, if there's a hockey game on,

there's not a background. Just like you said. But at first you said, you haven't watched a single game. That's what I was like, I haven't, but you haven't either. This year. Same.

Okay. That's exactly what I said. But NBA, bro, I'm honestly excited. Luke was first year, full year, healthy with the Lakers. LeBron, he said, don't worry about my future when he was asked about it. He's retiring. People were speculating. Is this going to be his last year?

Nah, he would make a bigger deal about that. The stars are lining up, though. It is his 23rd season. The All-Star game's in L.A. No. Two years. Just saying. I want him to stay.

I want him to make his records untouchable. I'm going to say he, well, they're pretty close. As long as he's still playing at a high level. Look, this is what's going to happen, in my opinion. He's going to play, when is Bryce? I don't think he'll. Bryce is in Arizona this year? Yeah, he's one and done.

He's better than Brony. Way better. Like 10 times better than Brony. Not 10 times better now. And he's six, what, six, eight? He's like six, six. Yeah, he's going to NBA. Yeah, he will.

If Ronnie get going there, no defense is Brony. But comparatively, just as a basketball head, if you watch those two play. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. But yeah. So I think he's going to wait for Bryce.

To go. To go. Whenever Bryce is there. One year with him? No, it's going to be his retirement year. When Bryce... So I guess next year.

When Bryce... So he's going to wait for Bryce but not play a year with him in the same week. So that's what I'm saying. So next year... Next year is his last year. Is his last year? Yeah. Okay.

So this year and another year. That's what I said in the wrong way. Next year is what that means. Yes, yes, yes. We got to get him home. Yeah. We've got to get home. He's done.

We've clocked him out for the. the day. We have absolutely worn him out. Who's that f***? Small face. That's strawberry roots. All right, Cam, get a fere. That was Pop culture, paying in camp. Pop culture, paying in camp. Bow!

You didn't make a good impression for your sports show. Just now, that wasn't a good impression. No, that's had, that has nothing to do with that. I was talking about the NBA coming back. And I will always talk about baseball, too. No, get them out of here. What are you talking about? Say goodbye. Say goodbye. What are you talking about?

No, literally say goodbye. No, say goodbye to the fans, please. Let's go to Patreon. I did not talk about anything, like, exclusively or, like, in depth. I was just saying I'm happy for the NBA to come back. Yes, I know. Go ahead. Let's go.

Get us out of here. What is happening? Cam, if you don't do it, I'll do it. Appreciate all y'all going back in episode 185. Come on. Come on. Come on. First link in the description is the Patreon.

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