You Should Know Podcast - THE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

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We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Cam Wynn. Cam Wynn, Cam Wynn, Cam Wynn. Why the hell was my applause less than yours? You always tend to have a lesser applause. And do I think that's right? Yes. No, I don't.

I think you deserve the biggest round of applause. Let's try again. No. But you know what I have realized? What? You do get big round of applause at our live shows. You get massive round of applause. I love y'all and they love me.

They love Cam-win. They do love Cam-win. I love y'all, so I appreciate that. You always tend Wynn. They do love Cam Wynn. I love y'all, so I appreciate it. You always tend to get big chants at the beginning. Besitos? Besos? Besitos. You can say besitos.

Besitos. You can say that. How do I ask for it? How do I say, like, give me a kiss? Or take these kisses? Huh? I wouldn't say that second line. Besitos.

Just besitos. But, like, if you're asking? Yeah. Besitos? Besitos, por favor? Yeah, there you go. That wasitos. But like if you're asking. Yeah. Besitos. Besitos por favor. Yeah there you go. That was nice. Wait say por favor. Besitos por favor. Yeah do you not roll your R? Besitos por favor.

Yeah. I like that. Me gusta el pollo y las arbonicas. You like what is it again? Meatball and sausage? I don't know. I don't know. Or chicken. Pollo. I heard pollo. How was your week Bubba? What did you do? This week, what did you do? Strap in, everybody. Strap in.

This week, we got to ride the bike to the mailbox. That was fun. We were out in the sun. We got to edit and work. And outside of that, it was... I mean, we didn't go anywhere crazy, but we did stuff for my birthday on the weekend. What did we do? And that was very fun.

We went to a nice little steak dinner. Yeah, we went to your house afterwards Yeah, we did go to the club and you got them to put the picture of me up on the screen in the car Yeah, I told I had asked me we went to it. We went to the club and for cams birthday Let's do five seconds of what it sounded like in the club Huh? If you're the type of club, it's like there's not what it sounded like at all not at all i hate those clubs if you're the type of club it's like there's not even words it's like can't make house music and then a house like that rap i hate that why do you hate house music give me give me some ratchet yeah but your palate is so oh my god give me some music that makes me want to act up Okay but All the years you've known me

Yes My music taste Is a Very wild It is a flamingo It is Not a What's the peacock

Peacock It's spread It's a bunch of different colors Your Your music taste is Very narrow I want to commit an act of violence Like

And I want to drive off In my SRT health pad And that's what I listen to You listen to music That doesn't relate to your life Okay That's 100% true to. You listen to music that doesn't relate to your life. That's 100% true. I have to listen to music that I somewhat relate to.

Like my favorite songs, there's at least a bar or two on there that I can relate to. All the songs you listen to. Every song I ever play. No! Name a song

that I religiously play that I cannot relate to at least one line in there. Name one song. Oh, I can't think on the spot. So how can you make the claim that I don't do it? Every song you listen to. Every song I religiously listen to. Oh, every song't think on the spot. So how can you make the claim that I don't do it?

Every song you listen to? Every song I religiously listen to. Oh, every song you main. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, I've always, okay, I've never understood that argument. What?

I don't think that's how music's, like, that might be how music originated, songs, so people can relate to them and sing them, but I don't think you have to relate to the song to enjoy it. There's no rules of music. Yeah. I hate, I'm not saying you do it, but people would always be like why do you even listen to that you don't you can't even you're not about their life you can't listen they don't say that's me either i've heard the arguments okay bro you can listen to anything yeah a lot of people listen to country don't own a farm and horses with with john deers i think it is a weak argument when people make that argument it's like you can listen to whatever the hell you want just how you can watch you've never been to uh you've never

been in a godzilla attack but you sure do like his movies. Exactly. Oh my God. I saw, have you seen the Godzilla? Oh, you never saw that. That isn't like Japanese. Oh my God.

It's so good. And that's one thing that I don't like. Dubbed movies? Yes. I hate, I hate getting on Netflix, right? I'm getting on Netflix, right? Yeah, I know what you're saying. I'm scrolling for 15 minutes

Trying to find something I thoroughly love and enjoy And then I see it I'm like oh my god the plot of this looks insane Then they start talking I'll click it And I'm like wait What? Is it too late?

And I'll think I'll watch for like 5 minutes to make sure I'm not tripping but then I watched a movie last night it's called Anna I think I've heard of that and it's about the model who works for the KGB

but she's undercover as a supermodel it's insane it's a hell of a life but like I was I was tripping I was like cause I thought

I got tricked again to our it was a dubbed movie but just like just like there was a big dialogue scene at the beginning that was in Russian but thank god I kept going and watching it because i didn't that's a surprise

to me because normally if you're like no and you click i've never been one of those people i'm i have a long attention span i didn't i don't have a tiktok brain like you it's nothing to do with your attention span i'm not saying you get bored i'm saying if if i if you immediately think it's dubbed you'll be like get out of here but you fought think it's dubbed, you'll be like, get the f*** out of here. But you fought through it. Where are you getting that information from? Because personal preference. That's one thing that I really, I am really so glad that we are starting to expose on this podcast the more Cam talks.

The more Cam talks, the more I want to know. Cam is the king of saying big statements, big blanket statements, uncertainty. I just want to be involved. Uncertainty and then having nothing to back it. It's not that I don't have anything to back it, it's that the damn,

the spotlight is right. I'm in an interrogation room. But you know one thing, it is a very, I live by this. You only have to tell the truth once. I don't know if...

You only have to tell the truth once. What if a cop asks you twice? You only have to tell the truth once. So you don't answer the second one? With a lie, you got to keep, that lie has to grow. The longer you tell a lie, you got to start thinking of other components.

And that's what you do. No, lies are diseases. You just lied. No, I didn't. There we go. I didn't lie. There we go. I didn't lie.

I didn't mean to lie if I did. But I said my statement, but I can't think. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I know it's happened before, but I can't immediately recall and be like, oh, it was this film right here. We were sitting on my couch't think. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I know it's happened before, but I can't immediately recall and be like, oh, it was this film right here. We were sitting on my couch watching it.

That's what I'm saying. So it's more, it's not a lie. If I lied, it'd be like, oh, you did that with this movie and you clicked off immediately.

That's like painting a literal thing that did not happen. I might be out, like misspeaking. But it's a lie. But I'm not intentional. It doesn't matter

if you intentionally do it or not. It's still a lie. Is there a difference between intentional lies and unintentional lies? No. No. A lie is a lie. So, will you unintentionally lie a lot? No, I intentionally lie a lot.

But you unintentionally lie a lot, too. How do I unintentionally lie? You stole my wallet, you bastard. Hey, bro, it's right there. You dropped it. Oh, my bad. That's an intentional lie. I know you didn't steal my wallet.

You're not crazy. You wouldn't steal something from me. Harvard. Harvard 101. The master of the tongue is at it again. How am I the master of the tongue? Oh, my God. You think I'm some toxic person.

I'm really not. No, I don't think you're toxic. I think you could, when your back's against the wall this thing that's gonna save you you're a little that's gonna save you no it's because i can speak well and i tell the truth you just said you intentionally lie a lot yeah but not in those moments though oh oh not when the gritty and nitty is coming out i said it backwards yeah you're not gonna talk for a job that's talking you're not too good at talking it's that it's the lights bro They're not on you. They're on me. They're on both of us.

What are you saying, bro? Are you ready to pod today? Are you ready to pod? I'm getting nervous. I'm getting nervous. Why? Because Pierce is here? We have Zelman in the building.

Zelman's looking good, too, boy. So we have intern Pierce here. Cam gets nervous around intern Pierce. I like intern Pierce. It makes me butterflies and warm on the internet. Yo, we're going to expand this a lot. We're actually, CJ's moving down here. CJ's gonna be here very soon.

We're gonna have CJ back here. We're gonna have a full team. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a whole gang in the back. It's gonna be a lot. In the cut. But I brought up the Netflix thing. I have a bad itch on my shoulder. I thought you were like about to contort and like fall backwards. No, I bring up the Netflix thing a lot. Did you finish the movie? No, I fell asleep.

I bring up the Netflix thing because thing a lot did you finish the movie no i fell asleep i bring up the netflix thing because i had a like and this goes into me thinking outside the box oh my god and i'm not the only sheep i'm the shepherd with the staff not that i'm just saying like y'all just it's a prime example y'all it's a prime example of people just accepting what they are what they're used to yeah i hate that and this is me not doing that okay i'll bear with you i'll bear with you i'm strapped in isn't the thought of tvs magical isn't that magic okay okay here these are insane i'm gonna break down i'm gonna break down your your syndrome. Okay, here we go. Syndrome? Syndrome. Syndrome. Syndrome. Potato, potato.

You don't actually talk like that. Yeah, it's syndrome. Okay. But I said syndrome for dramatic effect. 2024 is the year of not cam. Okay, here we go. Your thing is not you're this shepherd on this grassy knoll and we're all these sheep running away.

Okay. And you're outside thinker. Your thing's if you can't pinpoint how it works you're fascinated by it is that true that's exactly what it is i don't think so with your mind if you're like me peyton stefan me peyton steven hardens if i if i couldn't create this how does it work that's not true no it's not from an ego it's not from anything like that i'm saying like none of us should ever think a tv is like this magical it's always been around for us but the reason i'm disagreeing with you is because i know how tvs work it's a bunch of light bulbs so let's have a little light bulbs in there yeah

the thought that that that is painting such a vivid picture for me that produces audio sync as well with these magical lights from a tower that's in chicago they're the ones broadcasting and then you get this little wand right and that has the power to do whatever the hell you wanted to do on those lights dude that that is nutty if you break it down like that it is nutty. If you break it down like that, it is nutty. But it's like, my biggest thing is, is the shit just floating around? What do you mean? Like, there's a wand pointed at space, and that satellite gets you 100 channels. What are we doing? I know.

You're completely wrong. That's exactly how satellite works. Are you talking about old TVs, like the actual cable? You're talking about cable. Yeah. I'm just thinking about- Even Netflix. I'm saying, okay, Netflix. Netflix is based off of Wi-Fi. exactly how you're talking about old tvs like the actual like cable you're talking about cable yeah i'm just thinking about even netflix but i'm saying okay netflix is based on wi-fi you turn on a tv but that's what i'm saying but still like wi-fi yeah where is it getting this shit is there a massive tunnel of underground wires that connect to this one beautiful thing of course

not no it's through the air it's like bluetooth i could have just grabbed the tv series right there that's what i'm saying it's it's big bluetooth bluetooth how the hell does bluetooth work a synchronized of a hot spot you're saying all these devices is it in the sky how are they satellites yes how are they no it is nuts it is nuts because that's the same thing about it my phone my phone can play music that's not on it yes okay i stream it it's not even on the device i stream it unless you download it i stream it from a website yes from an application yes then my phone magically connects to this other device yeah i then listen to said streamed song off of application yeah in my ears that's why i thought of like there's nothing oh there's nothing

connected that's why when i first saw my first iPhone, when my dad bought it in 2008 Ford, he pulled up to Rolane Elementary School, and he picked me up through car pickup. Rolane Rockets, silver and blue. Rolane Rockets, faithful and true. Rolane Rockets. Y'all had chants for when you were nine?

Everybody had chance for their school. I never had a chance. Yes, you did. The Lobo Rumble. The Lobo Rumble. Oh, yeah, yeah. Everybody do the Lobo Rumble. Everybody do the Lobo Rumble.

Everybody. Rumble. Hey, y'all did it too. It's not original. Y'all did it too? No, but if you have common sense, thank you I would never guess that move for next You know, that's my culture. We have this would y'all swag surf

We're here today, baby Wow Yeah, we can that's funny Okay, just like no when you get called up to the podium one day Or they'll can just reach up and grab it oh episode 109 you should know right about there that shit that doesn't make sense what technology no it's crazy that's what i'm saying when my dad brought the first iphone in i feel like they there was too quick of a gap between jitterbugs and like and like slider phones to touchscreen.

Computer in your hand. That's insane how quick they did that. And I don't understand it. It can kind of make you uncomfortable when you think about it. I saw somebody say some dumb shit online, which a lot of people do. But, you know, actually it's not dumb shit. That's me being contradictory to how my whole life exists. They said, for how expensive MacBooks are, I don't get why they're not touchscreen.

I don't like touchscreen laptops. No one would want that because every time you open your laptop, you see finger smudge on there. That's why it's not. Why are ours so smudged too, though? What did you say? Why are ours... What word was that? Complete sentence next time.

I said, why are our MacBooks so smudged though? You and me both. We edit on them. It's not touchscreen. I know why. You would think... It's like I ate a bag of sour cream and onions and just played. It's because of this.

Tic-tac-toe. It's because of the light. So the light... You know whenever you adjust your laptop because there's a lot of glare and you'll go like that real quick and you'll press it or you'll bring it towards you like that? That's where it comes from. I got shit in the middle of my screen. You go like this. In the middle? You go like this. I and you'll press it or you'll bring it towards you like that that's where it comes from i got shit in the middle of my screen you go like this in the middle you go like this i've seen you do it you'll push it right in the middle like a little two-finger jab right there

like kind of what you do to me i've never two-fingered i've never 21 jump street my laptop ever i can promise you have it's a subconscious thing i don't why would i touch the middle of my screen to adjust it from the light glare that's why why you would do it. But you grab the outer rim. Yes, when you're consciously doing it. But when you're just like doing something quick and you're locked into what activity you're participating in, you'll just quickly do that. I've seen you do it.

And that's another, that leads me into this. Oh, I figured out what it was. I saw all your comments. Whenever I was talking about, I get creeped out by other people living their own lives. It's called Sonder. Yes. It's a great band as well or a singer.

Singer. Is it a band or a singer? It's technically just Brent but the thing it's like people making the thing. It's Sonder. It's like division. One guy makes the music

and the other guy sings. So it's a group. Yeah. It's a group. Okay. Led by Brent. You know how you're saying you do subconscious things

you don't even realize it. Yeah. I subconsciously drive. That is terrifying and not safe. It is not safe, and I do not advise it, but I can't help it. You need to fully invest in FSD. You just told me that when you drive, hollow. You don't do that.

You're never driving, right? And then you end up at your destination, and you're like, how the hell did I get here? That is a very popular thing a lot of people have talked about. I do do that. Exactly. When I'm in the passenger seat asleep. When I'm behind the wheel, I get here? That is a very popular thing a lot of people have talked about. I do do that. Exactly. When I'm in the passenger seat asleep, when I'm behind the wheel, I see every car I pass,

I see every exit sign, I see every road. Huh? No, dead ass. You mean to tell me, you're driving. Yes. And you just go,

oh shit, you're here. It's more, no, it's more like this. I'm like this. Watch it. I'm paranoid. i don't like it sometimes i live guitar because i'm too relaxed yeah but there's definitely flow states and

driving definitely when you hit a solid 77 78 miles an hour and you can just go that's a flow state but if it's if i'm residential hell but that's what i'm talking about i'll be driving from like the studio back home, like a 45 minute drive. And then I'll get home. I'll get home and I'll close my garage and I'll be like, what was I listening to? Like thinking about in the last 45 minutes of my life, like how did I end up here?

You've genuinely never had that? I mean, only when I'm in passenger. I feel like it's a very common thing for drivers. I used to do it all the time when I come home from school, like eight hours at school. And then I would drive home and be like, oh shit, I'm in my house. My drive home from school was like two minutes. So it was like, I'm here. That is so crazy that you don't do that.

No, I'm very aware of what's happening. And I can get bored and not remember the stuff I'm listening to, but I'm never just like, holy shit, I'm here. Another thing is, I was talking to a friend of mine who is a native Spanish speaker Spanish is her first language I thought you were gonna say Navy SEAL I don't know why you said it I was like what native Spanish speaker this episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kleenex ultra soft tissues your ally to help you tackle your allergy symptoms this season. I'm not sure if you've noticed, P, but it is definitely allergy season. Oh, I know. I've been sniffling and snaffling all day.

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with no training going into it? Like right now, they picked you up tomorrow. No, no. You have no faith. I know for a fact, for a fact, you could not survive. I have the utmost respect for our service members. Thank you for your service.

I feel like I could do the basic training. I have the will to win, and that is important. Okay, you have a will to win. Until you get in the water, you're training to be a seal. Those are the ones that swim? Yeah. They have to tread water for hours. They have an exercise in their basic training.

They get handcuffed, feet tied, cuffed at the bottom, cuffed at the top, throw them into a 12-foot pool. They have to go all the way to the bottom push up just get all the way up just they go and rinse and repeat for hours wait navy seals are magicians too they're doing the houdini tricks no they're not david blaine but they definitely have to be in the water you know houdini handcuffed himself and went down and got out that shit always pisses me off he died like that growing up makes me not like magicians like like like con magicians not con that's rude to their profession but like a good car trick is cool okay what do you not like 90 of them are math yeah don't tell me you were stuck in a block of

ice for two days don't tell me that was real that's true david blaine's are real david blaine has gone from a magician to like a body endurance person exactly but that's not magic it's not magic it's body endurance yeah yeah he's not doing a magic call yourself a professional body and he does he does so he doesn't say he's a magician anymore he does he is because he still does card tricks and stuff like that okay but he also does body let's talk about the people getting sawed in half. That's fake. It's magic. That's not magic.

It's a magic trick. That's like the level one magic trick of like 1987. Exactly. That's not magic. That's screwing me over. That's what magic is. No. Magic.

Let's go back to the ancient times. Okay, your favorite times. Back whenever I couldn't eat a sandwich at the table. Regardless of what you could eat, not eat where you could or couldn't eat it at. Yeah, just a blip in your mind. True magic. Yeah, get it out. Not important to you.

Keep going. Tell me about magic, Roman Empire. Tell me how great it was back then. Tell me. Go ahead. I feel like magic, right? Yeah. If you think movies and spells and books, right?

They literally do something that makes something happen. Yes. It's not just sleight of hand. Sleight of hand is impressive. It's magic. Yes. But actual magic? Doesn't exist.

I want... I don't know. Oh, I believe in God. So maybe we're in a different boat. I do too. But there's some magic. Where? Name one real magic. there's some magic. Where? Name one real magic. What's real magic?

Pa'a. What? Pa'a. Harry? Harry. Sophie. Ruby? Yeah, Ruby Lou.

She's magical. No, but magic isn't real. It's a trick. Magic trick. You're supposed to be conned. It's a trick. Okay, but I've never been like, Goh, he actually just murdered someone. Those stupid to me you obviously you didn't saw her

in half but but then okay take the sawing in half away like swallowing a blade that's magic that's awesome not magic that's that's body endurance body endurance that's body endurance they literally swallowed a sword there's body endurance yes yes but don't put a cape over a woman and tell me you cut her clean in half and then you shake the robe in the broads and heels. It's less of like, oh, you actually think she's cut in half more than how are they doing that. That's the thing. You pessimistic asshole.

Maybe I have some trauma. You do. I think I went to a bad circus or something. I have trauma. I realize why I have snake trauma. You have snake trauma? I'm terrified of snakes. I know you hate them.

If a snake is in my vicinity, big snake, little snake. Oh, God. Big snake, little snake. Big snake, little snake. Peyton's got a medium snake. If I brought a snake to the studio, what would happen? Cry. Cry and scream.

I genuinely wouldn't have a good time. If you do that, you are fired. So, it appears you're going with him. I'm clearing this whole thing out. Snake trauma. Something happened to you with a snake? Yeah, so my,

I was, I've always been into magic. I still love magic. I can do a lot of magic tricks. I can do, I can put lipstick on the palm of your hand and you won't know it. I don't believe it.

I can transfer it from my hand to the palm of your hand. Okay, we'll do it one day. We should totally do that next week. We have to be inebriated. Get some, okay.

Yeah. So you can, because you're too, you're too over, you'll make it not fun. I'll be like this. That's the kind of person you are. You would be not fun to do. Okay. Because you're too over it. You'll make it not fun. That's the kind of person you are. You would be not fun to do magic with. Exactly.

But I feel like those are the real people. That's how you win someone over. A person that's like, that's not real. It's not going to happen. David Blaine. And you still do it. David Blaine. Exactly.

David Blaine. Because those are the goat magicians that even if you are, so he can do a magic trick and you can be like following along all the time. And he's still going to hit no no he'll know that you're figuring it out yeah and he'll switch to 1b off that magic trick he can take a magic trick and turn it to another one that's why he's a goat that's a lot that's a lot of magic too with card trick yes a lot of them is like pick a pile any pile if they touch the pile you want you go to the opposite keep it yeah if they touch a pile that you don't want you go okay we're gonna get rid going to get rid of it. You keep going until they get you.

I had a lot of magic books as a kid. I got them at the book fair. But all I have snake trauma is, so for one of my birthdays, I was like seventh or eighth birthday, maybe sixth, six through eight, right? Right when I got out of Barney. Or not Barney, a Blue's Clues. I had a Blue's Clues birthday until I was like five. I got the big inflatable chair.

Barney would be a creepy ass birthday. Barney's always, Barney's black, right? We always thought Barney was black, right? We always thought Barney was black. No? Is that a fact? You didn't think Barney was black? No. What was Barney to you?

I guess he's a dinosaur. I didn't put... You didn't put race on animated characters as a kid? No. Wow. Yeah, what's Blue's Clue? What's the blue dog? Is that a white dog?

Hispanic dog? He was Dominican or something. He was not from... Y'all didn't put race on animated creatures? Bro, what was his voice? Exactly. It doesn't matter. It's not about that.

It's how you identified with it. Because until now, every character looks like you, so we have to make it up. We have to go with the animated ones. Oh, you have more trauma. I didn't get to hang out with, what's his name, Wizard Kelly. I didn't get to be Wizard Kelly. Wizard Kelly is your determination of that.

Because he's black. There is no interpretation. He's a tall-ass black guy that you never see his face. That's why that was easy. Hey, he's black. Wait, that's insane to me that you didn't put race on animated characters. Dude, if they weren't human, I didn't give them a race. No, yes, you did.

Lion King, what was Nala? Okay, she's black. Thank you. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. She's beautiful, light-skinned, and they're in an African jungle. Oh, my God! No, I'm saying... No, yo, yo, yo, you, okay. Thank you. She's beautiful, light-skinned, and they're in an African jungle. Oh, my God. No, I'm saying.

No, yo, yo, yo. You're wild. I'm saying. You're wild again. That is what. Cut it out. That's obvious. Okay.

If you watch the fucking Viking movie and this blue monster is in the Nordic ice tundra. There's white people in Africa. I know that. So why is she black? Because she's light-skinned. The color of her skin. She's a leopard. Yeah's white people in Africa. I know that. So why is she black? Because she's light skin. The color of her skin. She's a leopard. Yeah, and I love her. I loved her so deeply. Oh, God. We are playing with

fire. We are. I'm on that line. She was my first girlfriend. Snakes. Snakes. God, this is why this podcast is good, I guess. Is this what you like? Just too ADHD. They love this. Yeah, my brain.

Okay. My eighth birthday, seventh birthday around there. We all were sitting on a couch, right? It was my birthday party in my first house. Oh, my God. What? What, dog? What?

I'm so sorry. My mind. God, I know that's not how it went but when you said that my mind went to for your birthday party you just sit on the couch you're just like this it's like a graduation party people come in hand you cards they eat some tuna salad and leave you're just like no i honestly think my parents took out loans for my birthday party because you had lit parties they did so well i don't remember them but looking back on pictures did you have them like at the house at the house but like my you know those trains that go through the mall my parents brought those to the house and they would have them go through our neighborhood but my parent we didn't we were middle class

like my parents didn't your dad knew a guy that knew a guy something had to happen hey uh romeo you got that train like that's like how do you get that to your neighborhood? Maybe the moonwalk business was taking over. He traded. Hey, I'll give your kids a moonwalk. Actually, maybe that's how it was. Bartering has always been a good thing. We had, like, pet animals in the back and shit.

Y'all had field trips. Yeah, it was insane. But, like, I don't know how my parents funded that. They did a really good. My parents are great parents. Shut up. Until this birthday. So they it was insane. But like, I don't know how my parents funded that. They did a really good, my parents are great parents. Shut up. Until this birthday. So they brought a magician to the house, right?

And we were all sitting there, little kids. I'm shitting on myself. I'm like, ah. And then I remember he had this balloon. And he made it do something. He's doing a balloon animal or some weird shit. On the itching move. And then he like put it behind his back and he goes and i

brought a friend and he made the balloon make a noise it was like it sounded like a rattlesnake was in my living room when i say i jumped up out that couch ran to the back of the house gotten a ball and was bawling crying and i i i did not get up until that man left i said mom make him go home make him go home i my parents had to pay full price for that dude to leave because I wasn't having a good time. They booted him? They booted him. God, your parents are real.

Yeah. Well, it's my birthday. It's not that guy's birthday. You're going to get paid. He doesn't care. He's probably like, yeah, let me go. I'd be like, I paid for smoking. You're going to get up and wipe those tears off.

You're going to go laughing like his jokes and tricks. I don't care if he does a card, lipstick, pulls out an ice cube. I don't care what he does. You're going to enjoy it. That'd be me as a parent. Yeah, that is... Holy... So he didn't have a snake?

No, no, no. He didn't have a snake. But he did want... He had a real snake, though. He did have a bird. How hard do you think your mother or father... He had a bird?

In a cage and he made it disappear with fire. It's like he set him on fire and he went... Is this Albus Dumbledore that was at your party who the did your parents hire he's got a phoenix in a cage and he goes i wouldn't be surprised if my parents got caught up in a rico here pretty soon i need to go to

jail if i see a picture and wait what do you look like he's white did he have a beard yeah white beard it wasn't long ago. They had Dumbledore. They had... Oh my God. They know where platform nine and three quarters is. Yeah, and then a bunch of these flying creatures came outside my house. Oh my God, the train in your neighborhood. It's all from Potter.

I have a train in my neighborhood? You just told me you did. No. Oh, I thought you meant like a real train. No. The little train. You get on that and they think you're just going around. Then it goes through the concrete and you end up in Hogwarts.

That'd be sick. No, no. Go ahead. If there was a 28-foot anaconda, a 28-foot anaconda, and I want you to get scared, look up. I was like, the one in the room? No. I was like, the one in the room? The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Shopify. Cam, whenever I started podcasting way, way back, an online store was the last thing on my mind.

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Oh my god. All right. Okay, we cut that out. Yes, holy hell. Okay. And I'm a dad, son. You and me in a mall, all the stores. What? Keep going. You and me. Wait, sorry for me again. So where were we? What are we doing? You and me in a mall. All the stores are closed. All the exits are closed. Gorilla. 28 foot, no,

28 foot anaconda moving at unparalleled speed. What's the speed? What's your best, uh, let's go 15 miles an hour.

Is that, is that faster than I can run? Yes. That's not faster than we can run. Well, okay. Well, on the average, I'd say if we sprinted on one of those cop signs on the side of the neighborhood telling you to watch out for children, I'd say we could max out at like 18.

Oh, so we're about the same speed. My sprint is the anaconda sprint. He's thousands of pounds, 28 feet long. He wants to end us. What's your escape approach for getting away? This is a regular anaconda. Just big. Regular.

Like, it doesn't have superpowers. No, it doesn't have forearms and knees, and it's not going to get up and jump at you. And all the stores are closed, like, I can't get, so we're just in the hallways of the mall. Oh, my God. Like, what, okay, but we have to survive for, Okay, it's actively trying to hunt us. We have to survive for 10 minutes. Goodness gracious. Pure fear.

You can't go anywhere. You just got to run from it. You can hide somewhere. Okay, let's say I start on the second floor. Okay. I go to the escalator. Okay. And I jump.

Jump? I jump down. You jump down? Yeah. Not to the top of the escalator, but like the middle. And then... Why can't you survive the escalator, but like the middle. And then... Okay, listen. Why are you looking at me like that?

You jump off the second floor. That's your brilliant plan. Listen. Is to break your legs. I wouldn't break my legs. You wouldn't break your legs if you jumped off the second floor of the mall. No, you're not listening to me. I'm halfway down the escalator.

I'm moving escalator, right? Uh-huh. Actually, I'm going... I'm going to go down the up escalator. So the up escalator is going up, right? I'm going down. The snake is following me, right? I jump off the middle of the escalator.

Now, that anaconda is stuck on the escalator. That is the smartest, the dumbest, dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. That might be one of the smartest things I've ever said. Bro, he doesn't have legs. He's just going to slither straight down. He weighs thousands of pounds. Gravity is going to be on his side. But he's going down the up escalator.

This shit little, he's not stepping in his size seven men's arm. No, but it's. He's literally going like this. That's like if you were to put a ball on something moving going up. It's just going to stay there like this. A ball that's maybe a pound and this big. This thing's 28 feet long. Okay, but at least when he's going 15 miles an hour, he goes...

He's going to go... It'll slow him a little bit. Nowhere near what you think. He's not going to be stuck on there. He's just like, damn. How do I get off? No, he's going to get off. And now that you've, so you're telling me you jump off.

Okay, I disagree with you that he won't get stuck. But let's just say that that's true. He gets stuck. He won't get stuck. He won't get stuck. Okay, but it's going to slow him down. That's why I jump off. I jump off.

How high of a jump are we talking? I feel like you are grossly, grossly underestimating, like, damage to limbs with a jump. Okay, I'm not an idiot, so I won't land straight-legged. How are you going to land? Barrel roll. You can barrel roll? I can do anything if my life's in danger. Give me a barrel roll right now. Yeah.

Give me a barrel roll, a solid barrel roll right now. You're going to hurt yourself. I didn't mean off the top turnbuckles, Jeff Hardy. Well, I'm going off the escalator. You're going to hurt yourself. I didn't mean off the top turnbuckles, Jeff Hardy. Well, I'm going off the escalator. You're going to hurt yourself. So that right there? Hell of a stance. That right there is called broken hip.

I'm not saying I'm going to go unscathed, but I'd rather have a little bumps and bruises than be in the esophagus of Kobe Bryant. Are you nuts? What? This actually makes sense because she made the song Anaconda.

So, okay. You said Kobe Bryant, but that's a black mama. Black mama's like this big. Anaconda's 28. Do you know what 28 feet is? Look at that door. Look all the way to the curtain

and we're not seeing all the money. How tall am I? Six, seven? Yes. So how many me's would that be? That's how I could help. Like four and a half. That's a big snake.

That's a big ass snake. Okay. And then once then, I'll just jump off. I'm okay. Maybe limpy, limpy. Maybe limpy, limpy. So he gets off the escalator. Now you are slower.

He catches you and dissolves you. I took time away from him because he has to figure out how to go down the up escalator. He's still trying to figure that out. Your leg hurts yes but my adrenaline cam i told you i think i can pick up an 18 wheeler if my kid was under it or my mom was under it so i think i can i can run off of a little bruised knee anyway then welcome back to the podcast we got captain america back for another week well speaking of captain america oh my god i would go to the food court.

And then I would get into the industrial freezer and glock it. Until time is over. Thank you, Pierce. You just said that smart? Yes. That's better. But this industrial freezer, how cold are we talking? Ten minutes. You might lose some But you said the mall is closed, they don't keep it on

You said the thing was 10 minutes long That's what I said, jack wagon All he has to say is he has to stay in there for 10 minutes 10 minutes in an industrial freezer, I didn't say they turned electronics off, I said stores were closed I did not say the mall was closed Word for word, rewind it. What is a mall without stores? Stores are closed, there's obviously

lights on, if we were in pitch black with your butt hanging out, then the snake would find you If it was pitch black you're like you'd get swallowed hello good morning i'll give you a freezer freezers okay so i'm sorry to sorry to i'm getting better at this i'm getting better on this trauma yes and so a lot of so you doubt me a lot don't jump off the second you doubt me a lot and i want you i want you to start believing in yourself like you believe in me honestly i believe you i want you to believe in yourself like i believe in myself i'm trying to teach you something i'm trying to coach you to be a better you you know okay i was watching coachella this weekend right i was watching watch it yeah you can stream it i didn't

know that yeah hey welcome to 21st century it's probably not the same though streaming it as opposed to being there yeah you think it would be different than standing in 100 degree weather with a bunch of sweaty kids on ecstasy with loud music? And head wraps. And jingle jingle earrings? So much skin. Yeah, I'm butt ass naked in my bed

with my balls sticking to my thigh. It's a little different, Cam. Yeah, welcome to life. What? I have a bag of Doritos and 17 Diet Cokes next to me it's a little different and the music's coming out of the t the back of the tv it's not even soundbar okay so yes so i was watching coachella this weekend and i honestly believe right

if my life depended on it i could be a drummer for one coachella set if my life depended on it no if you know the song or if you don't know if I know the songs I'm not crazy if I know the songs and especially if it's like a rap thing I could figure it out I could find the beat so what is our parameters of like you failed and you die like if the crowd boos you if you genuinely mess up a song you're done I got you messing up I love you to death but like bro to drum i'm talking you you got to do the feet you got you have like a whole quad maybe even more again our culture natural i can

give me give me your best drum. Let's drum off with our mouths right now. Oh, beatbox? Five seconds. Not a beatbox, a drum. What creativity from this guy. Drumming is easy. A boom, boom, hi-hat.

Boom, boom, snare. That's where the majority of songs start. I was talking about What instrument was that? What instrument was that? That's a different bit. I poured my beer on the drum and then hit it.

Okay, that's what I'm saying. I'm not drumming for ACDC where I gotta go I hate my mom. Don't disturb! I'm gonna play that game. Okay. So you're drumming for Hellcats SRTs. Matter of fact, let's role play. Let's do that. You're very familiar. Do I need my clothes on? Let's assume you're you. They throw you on the set. Hey's role play. Let's do that. You're very familiar with Diablo. I love that. Do I need my clothes on? Let's assume they throw you on the set.

Hey, you messed. It's like a mob. Let's paint a whole picture. It's a mob group. You owe a lot of money to somebody. You didn't pay it. So they throw you on there. Hey, if you mess up this song.

Done for. But if you do it good, debt's paid. Okay. They grab you. They rough you up a little bit. A couple kidney shots. So you're kind of like. Harder.

Yeah. Oh. So they throw you on the stage, they grab you. They rough you up a little bit. A couple kidney shots so you're kind of like, harder. Yeah. So they throw you on the stage, right? Yeah. You get on the drum set. I'm Glorilla. Ready? You look good. God, I love you.

Are you single? I run out there. I'm like, Ready? What am I doing? You're giving me the drums. We're going to see how good you do. Yeah, Glo!

Stop it, rap- No, you messed it up! That's the beat of the song? Go! Yeah, okay. Yeah, Glo! Slapping rap bitches and making bail, ho! Yeah, Glo, slapping red bitches and making bail, ho. Yeah, Glo, you changed it. You know you did. You realized how shit your V-Wars. You said, oh, my God, this isn't it. They're going to kill me.

And then you had to switch. You had to do an audible. You're Peyton Manning, but it sounded better. Tuesday. Yeah, Glo, slapping red bitches and making bail, ho. Yeah, Glo, Cuban on Cuban. My shit is last, ho. I feel good.

I think Diet Coke has crack in it. Wait. Didn't Coke actually used to have like... Cocaina? A little bit of that yayo? A little bit of that yayo? Yeah, it did. A little bit of that Snow White?

But, okay. I've always been admittedly addicted to Diet Coke. Holy shit. know why but okay i've always been admittedly addicted to diet coke holy shit you i thought you were about to absolutely put yourself in handcuffs and indict yourself on the internet what'd you think i was gonna say i have admittedly and openly been addicted to cocaine i was about to say oh my god what are you saying to me right now and i damn sure was letting you die on that hill alone i'd be like oh no i didn't know i did not know only him holy shit my heart actually went you know i've been admittedly addicted to diet coke yes for my whole life literally since i was like 10 years old i'll go i can go to a 12 pack a day like that's my cigarette diet coke is cigarettes okay right

it's better than a cig exactly i could be addicted to a lot worse you could my intrusive thoughts i'm really trying bro i can see it i can see it go i'll help you diet cokes like i drink diet coke habitually there's always diet cokes around me how many liters of diet coke were in my first time drinking at my after party my birthday after party at his home there was three two liters of diet coke all of them have been opened all of them were not finished exactly one was three fourths one was about half one was about two thirds javante came and said yo p why you need all this why you got all these undrinked uh diet cokes just finish one didn't get another like that is bullshit and i

said jay it's not how it works bro get out my house what like explain that i have i have a problem but i i'm starting to realize it is not just me diet coke has a stronghold on so many americans nationwide bro it's addictive what is in diet coke that's different than everything else because there's no there's no soda on this earth that has more people addicted to it than diet coke we should i get i get tagged and stuff every day if people being like, 7 a.m., Diet Coke. And I was like, I get you. You ever had a Diet Coke off the wake up? No.

Never. Oh, my God. Never in my life. Oh, my God. It is like getting a pap smear. That sounds like. I genuinely don't know what that is. There's no way you said that.

You don't know what that is? Do I have to cut it or is that okay? If you don't know what it is, then it's fine. I genuinely don't know what it is. Why you said that? You don't know what that is? If you don't know what it is, then it's fine. I genuinely don't know what it is. It's a pap smear. Isn't that what you put on bagels? Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's a pleasure thing.

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The You Should Know Podcast. All right, we're back. All right, now he explained to me what that was, and go get your pap smears. When needed. When needed. When, yes, it's an important thing. I just genuinely didn't know what it was.

Because the way you explained it with just your hands, I was like, oh, that's love. I was almost hallucinating from how hard I was laughing and breathing. What were we talking about? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What were we talking about? Paps. No, differently.

Diet Coke. With crack. Addicted to Coke. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Diet Coke. People are, I need there to be a study done. If you're watching this, what is in Diet Coke that is so addicting that's not in other things? That is true, bro. People are, like, heavy on Diet Coke. Bro, I have to what is in Diet Coke that is so addicting that's not in other things? That is true, bro.

People are like heavy on Diet Coke. Bro, I have to drive with a Diet Coke. I have to go to sleep with a Diet Coke and I love to wake up. I don't wake up and drink a Diet Coke. I'm not that bad yet. I've done it before. If there's no water by my bed, I'll chug a Diet Coke or 3 a.m. chug of a Diet Coke. Oh my God.

You're drinking soda at 3 a.m.? You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're dead i don't i don't have any water i don't feel like going downstairs you know my door is barricaded it's a lot of work to get down there but i have that diet coke that's been sitting there for seven and a half business days you've seen a couple little fruit flies fly around it but you don't you i understand i own this room i'll get away i get why you want that i want it too and then you roll over and you see oh my god the diet coke is right there i got that diet coke right there you pick it up and you you go like that to a little you shake it see the contents of it halfway full you feel a little weight and oh my god euphoria and you go yeah i bet it is that struggling to drink. A warm, flat, seven-day-old Diet Coke at 3 a.m. when you open your eyes.

If we get a... That sounds like I would actually just... I would do that immediately, like, willingly. Just walk to the toilet and know that I'm going to throw up. And be like, oh, God. There's two things in this world that are at the top of my bucket list. One of them is meeting a koala bear and holding one. Giving a little kiss.

I don't care. I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. Now we all got the clap. I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. You didn't get that song in health class? Never.

I watched the video and that was it. I remember, no, health class in high school. Didn't take it. That says a lot. We had health class in eighth grade. And the health class, the teacher was one of the teachers that used to flirt with me inappropriately during class. It was a strange time that and we would we would have no we would have outdoor lunch and i'd come in smelling horrible you need a lawyer no no no she's fine she has kids she's always had kids

which is very god bless her husband okay wow anyway so she would put i remember one day class she put up on the projector a like a picture of an eroded penis. It looked like it was stuck in a volcano. And she kept it up there the whole class. And she was like, no, y'all are going to be smart. And then she played that song. What the hell is an eroded penis? Well, it had a disease.

Did he stick it in acid? I think it had something. I don't know. But it's not important. It looked gross. It was pink and green and red. It had rocks on it. It looked like a lot of phone calls. It looked like the Alaskan bull worm from SpongeBob.

Yeah, just imagine that. And it was covered in sand and shit. Oh. Yeah, so it was like, but it wasn't that big. It was like, I'm dead ass what it was. It was like this small and it was all purple and gross. And she kept it up there the whole time. And she was like, we're going to learn about the different diseases.

And then we were learning about the clap. And then she played that song. And it was like the Teletubbies on a big white wall room. And they were like, I got the clap and I'm giving it to you. And then we all had to sing it. Was she a cult leader? I don't know. She put diseased penis images on the projector for the whole 50 minutes. And then we all had to sing it. Was she a cult leader? I don't know.

She put diseased penis images on the projector for the whole 50 minutes and then made y'all sing in unison a song about chlamydia. She needs to be under investigation. No, she definitely does. She was very inappropriate. Call your law. Call the law. Call your law officers and the law. Call the law. Call your law officers and your lawyers right now.

Dude, in this... Okay, so now I'm thinking about creepy, crazy things. Not creepy, because my parents are fine. What? Your leg smells good. Your leg smells like your wife. It smells so good. Is that cocoa butter, shea butter? Something.

Cashmere vanilla. Okay. Yo, what is happening? Is that shit? You said, you literally said, not creepy. My parents are all right. What does that mean? You're literally, you're spilling deep.

You're opening the floodgate of the skeletons in your closet. And it's all willing. I'm not even asking questions. You're just like, yeah, my teacher put up gross penises, made us sing chlamydia tunes. And then you're like, let's talk about creepy things. So my parents did like, golly. No, my parents are fine. Oh my God.

I'm stupid because of them. I'm stupid because of my parents. I never knew where the stupidity came from well the internet says stupidity but i know i didn't just happen to be this way i got on the phone call i got on the phone call with my mom right and this my mom and dad and this all happened in one one sit down right it was it was 9 p.m right it was 9 p.m i facetimed my parents it's it's a whole thing ask for just talk to them about whatever's happening in our lives right i got this son i got this hate this hunger in me but it was like a sweet tooth hunger and i'm not a sweets guy you

know that it's in your heart you know i'm not a sweet guy i got this right it was in me i'm not a sweet guy so lucky yeah god that's why you look the way you do. You look great. Thank you. You look great. You're just booted. I heard it. And so I went to Tip's Streets at 9 p.m. It closed at 11. Oh, yeah. You showed me.

Yeah. The four snickerdoodles. Yeah. Careful. So I went. I got the snickerdoodles. I got sugar cookies. It's my favorite cookie.

I bet it is. I know it is actually you married one oh this is this is bad this is bad this is a crazy episode okay so i facetimed my parents right yeah and my dad and my mom we're just sitting there talking This is the funniest episode Yo Okay Hey no I'm not even

We're not We can't start this To change your shorts Out of like a Speedo Okay Alright Shut the fuck up

Yes go Alright here we go Go I'm not laughing I was FaceTiming my parents right Yes And my parents are stupid Just like me

I got We all come from that I love your parents I love them too the sweetest people and they got me a farm and a train that is true and black barney came snake magician well that's black barney so great parents great parents they're stupid as hell so my mom my dad goes it's about the end of the convo right it's about it's like 9 45 we're on the phone for 45 minutes it's good length my dad goes oh all right

i gotta go i was like oh where you going he goes i gotta shit and i was like oh all right thanks for announcing and he goes yeah i need coffee too i said what he goes i need coffee i said dad it's 9 45 and he goes it don't matter I said, what do you mean it does? I was like, you're not going to go to bed until 4. He was like, you could put three bangs in me, two black roasts. I'm going to bed. I said, what the f*** is wrong with you, Mark? That is such an old head thing, though.

9 p.m. coffee? It is. That's a real thing. It's sick. You might have never heard it, but older people, I don't want to call your parents old. No, they're old. But I'm saying like-

60. But they're, like that's a thing, bro. It's strange. People like coffee at night. I don't know. That's so strange. It's crazy. Preston does that, but you know Preston's-

All the blood goes to the size 17 wides. He's like, wait, you said coffee? I'd love some coffee. Take a sip. Take a sip. Oh, Preston, we love you. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh. And so as soon as my dad leaves

And says he's gonna go get this coffee My mom goes My mom goes now payda And I said yes and she goes I have a question And I was like what's your question And she goes you're probably not the best person To ask and I go that's mean And she goes but you're probably not gonna know

Cause we're probably in the same boat and I was like Mom I was like I got I was like I got some college in me I got more than my mom she went to Houston Tillison there when she went that gym did not have a see I played there when I was 17 years old Jim still didn't have ac they have horrid this one so we gotta put this train back on the tracks so my my mom goes now pay and i have this question for you but i know you're probably not the one to ask and i was like we'll just shoot and she goes okay so i was i was holding a compass and i go why why do you have that why do you even own a compass

and she goes and i was pointing it at our door our front door and she goes it's south and i go yeah that makes sense and she goes but the earth is always rotating right and i go yeah mom or it's i did the podcast and not you because the things people would have said about you now people know where i get it from my mom didn't understand that we're not just stagnant when the earth where everything is rotating gyro like the ball's not here in the in the cities are like we're all just like it's going everything's going yeah and i had to explain to her and she goes i don't think that's right and i go well it doesn't matter have a good night it's like love you and she goes well you're just mean and i was like yeah i'm an asshole oh good night that's explains a lot at what i love her though yeah at what point do you start giving your parents puzzles?

You know what I mean? Because our parents are both getting older, right? At what point do you start handing them puzzles to keep them sharp? You know what I mean? My mom has a coloring book on her face. Stop. The worst part is we gave it to her. If you think about it,

I think it was for, I think it was for surgery though. It was when she got her knee replacement or something like that. It was either surgery or COVID. One of the two. Same thing. Regardless,

she was very stuck in one place, right? Yeah. So we got her multiple coloring books with a nice set of 64 colored pencils. Okay. It was a great gift. But she has it on her, in the living room at the couch. There's like that little table there, that little side table. Great.

At the end. What is that called? Side table? Nightstand? Well, it's not a bed. Where is it? It's in the living room. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

It's a dining room table. It's in the living room next to the couch. It can barely fit your ass on it. It's not a dining room table. Oh's in the living room next to the couch. It can barely fit your ass on it. It's not a dining room table. Oh, that's a... A side table. A side table. Thanks.

All I needed was a... Yep, that's it. It looks like a chest, though. No, that's the chest. I'm talking about by the couch. Why do you have a treasure chest in your living room? Did y'all find it? No, it's where she keeps the toys for the kids.

You're 25, and you're the youngest. it's where she keeps the toys for the kids. You're 25 and you're the youngest. It's not me. How upset would you be if you found out your parents are raising another family right now? Just a whole other family? Yeah. Like Lisa and Mike It'd be such a curveball. Like in Nebraska.

I would just be like, what the hell? You don't even go to Nebraska. But they're like 8 years old. They're fresh kids. And they're from my mom's death. Yeah. Like, guaranteed. They took the test. I'd be like, when did y'all go to Nebraska?

Like, I say, what are they doing there? I've seen conspiracies about my family. Yeah, there's definitely, you definitely got a brother or sister out there playing soccer in the hot sun. In a desert somewhere. Sitting, sitting. Oh, this is, this is bad. Okay, bad, okay. They got a brother or sister out there playing soccer in the hot sun in a desert somewhere. Sin City. Oh, this is bad. Okay.

Okay. I just thought of this. The earth thing. I saw this earlier today. I didn't see it, but I saw it. You seesawed. I never got to seesaw as a kid. It always hurt my rectum.

Seesaws always scared me. I was afraid a bigger kid was going to sit down and fly. So you were bullied. But I was often the biggest kid. I wasn't bullied. Oh, so you were little here. No. No. I was often bullied oh so you're a little here no no i was often bullied you're actually never little i was never a little there i yawned and fell backwards but do you think in the world right now there's more fish or insects all of them not species okay all of them now is this something you were

pondering on did you find this somewhere i literally on the drive up here i looked outside and i saw a bug okay but then i went back to my phone i saw a video of millions of sardines all came onto this one shoreline in like the philippines or something okay and i was like damn that's a lot of fish and your question is i went damn that's a is there more fish or more bugs like is there more fish or more insects what's an insect now what all classifies as an insect? Let's do winged insects. Okay, winged insects. So, flies, bees, hornets, or all fish. I can answer this to you right now. Yes.

What percentage of the world do they say is water? 70 to 75. So, what's the answer? Insects. Are you dumb? So, if there's a bigger i i firmly believe there's more insects than there is fish cam i understand what you're saying water's more water there's more water right but there's way more there's way more insects than our fish 100 all of insects all insects

all fish all fish you said flying insects you saided insects. I once saw a stat that said there was 17 million flies for every human. 17 million flies. Can you Google that? For you. 34 million. 51 million. Okay, Cam, but think about this. Think how many Long John Silvers there are in this world.

Why are you going to a commercial dining? Think how many Targets and Walmarts and Kroger's. Long John Silvers are in this world. Why are you going to commercial dining? Think how many Targets and Walmarts and Kroger's and... 17 million flies per human. How many humans are there in this world? Almost 9 billion.

So 9 billion times 17 million. And that's just flies. You still think it's fish? Yeah. No, it's not. I don't give a shit. All fish. Sharks, whales,

anything that goes underwater. Every time a little fish pops out like a hundred little eggs, you can count those too. There's definitely? Yeah. No, it's not. I don't give a shit. All fish. Sharks, whales, anything that goes underwater. Every time a little fish pops out like a hundred little eggs, you can count those too. There's definitely more insects. There's definitely more fish. Dude, if you put it on a calculator, it literally says E. Okay, but just based off the pure just statistics of how the world is built. If 80% of it is water, right? Sure, 75.

70, 75. 75% of the world is water. Yes. There's no, there's no insects in the water. Exactly. So all that is inhabited by what? Fish. So fish, right? Yes. We haven't even discovered like 90% of the ocean, but there's definitely living creatures down there. Yes. Yes. So there is going to be more fish. You can go to Target right now. There's literally a fly that just passed. I haven't seen a fish. And we have a pack of sardines over there.

So what? Octopus. That's a good point. So think about this. Think about this. You go to a Target, right? Fully stocked sardines. You can go to the frozen aisle and you can see a bunch of fish.

What's up with you and the supermarket? Because that puts everything on scale there's flies in your house there's flies in the plumbing there's flies in in outside the house outside everywhere go to malibu go to malibu no there's not there's probably flies in malibu oh so malibu just has a fly and disinfected in its dna okay and it's concrete okay but you stand on the beach right you put your toes to the shore i wouldn't because it's scary and Okay. And it's concrete. Okay, but you stand on the beach, right? You put your toes to the shore. I wouldn't because it's scary and cold. I mean, you look out and it's just an abyss of ocean.

Yes. And that's only what our eyes can see. But if you just take one step in the ocean and you look down, if it's clear enough, you'll see a scatter of things swimming away. Right? Not right on the shore. Not often. When you get to shin level. Yes, you do.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is. There's not too many that go right where you are. Little nemat fish yes it is are you stupid you're starting to piss me off you really think of did i did you not just hear i said just the fly itself there's 17 million times 8 billion okay that's only flies but sayses, hornets, ants. But says the f*** who? Who? Who?

Who? Where was that fact from? 454 fish per human. Okay, but who is coming up with these stats? Who is going around being like, 1, 2, 3, 4, f*** it. 1, 2, 7, 18. Who's doing that? Who is the- I'm on the same side of you with the validity of the stat check.

Who is the fly counter? Who is that? Who's the guy- Yeah, who went to college, walked across stage- They tagged him? Walked across stage, shook the dean's hand, and was like, I'm going to go count flies. That doesn't exist. Okay.

It's not a real stat. They say that for you little mass sheep, little sheep people to feel certain about the uncertain. You don't know. No one knows. There's a, bro, think about ants. Now let's just go to ants. They have colonies.

They have underground kingdoms. And there's only one that flies. Nirvana. It's the queen. A queen ant flies? Yes. She has wings. Yeah, it's the only one. Nirvana. It's the queen. A queen ant flies? Yes. She has wings? Yeah, it's the only one that has wings. It's the queen. She's a bad bitch. That's why she's in charge.

She's big as hell. She has a nice behind and she's got wings? No wonder she's the queen. Okay, ants. Have you ever seen an ant colony excavated? Have you seen that one video? Use elementary words. Have you seen seen an ant colony excavated? Have you seen that one video? Use elementary words. Have you seen the video of they went and dug the...

So they filled... They like smoke bombed. Popping smoke. Popping smoke. They smoke bombed the ants. Got them all out. And then they poured like what you would do like your clay hands. Yes.

They poured that all in the ant hill. That's mean. They already got the ants out. Oh, okay. Relocated them. Poured it all in there. And then once it hardened, they kept doing it to where it just to where it finally came to surface they dug all the dirt up it was literally it went like 10 feet deep yeah it went 15 20 feet

wide this huge thing that's impressive that's one ant family how many ant hills have you stomped on in your adolescent days a lot exactly okay i'm asking the validity of these studies payton who the is the fly counter i will i want to personally shake that with you i want to personally shake the fly counters hands right who'd you who was that stat from who's cora cora's the question forum that's's Reddit. You went to Reddit. Find who actually made the stat. Enter in like 17 million flies to humans. There's no... There's not real.

That's not a real stat. There's no way you think there's more fish. You're putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers as your argument. There's no way you think there's more fish. Yes, Kim. Because there's more water on the earth. That's my argument. Because there is no fish counter.

There is no fly counter. That doesn't exist. Alright? That's not real. That's just made. Because there is no fish counter. There is no fly counter. That doesn't exist. All right? That's not real. That's just made up shit. There's no way you can count that. Think about how many bugs there are. Think how much ocean that is.

Hornets, wasps, dirt divers, daubers, bees, ants, crickets. How many targets are there? What? How many targets are there in the world? Why do you keep... How many grocery stores are there in this world and all of them sell fishes? All of them sell aquatic creatures?

Yes. Okay. Yes, a lot of them. Then, think about how many restaurants there are that sell seafood. Yes. All of them. A lot of them.

Billions and billions and billions of fish are taken and produced every day to feed us. Just for harvest. Just because I don't sit down and order a cocktail with a side of crickets doesn't mean that they don't sell insects. Yes, they do. They do in pet codes and shit to feed your animals. You don't buy them in a restaurant or they'd be there too. You said flying insects.

There is more fish, Cameron. That's just a fact. That is fact. No shot. Cam, just think about. What is the number? Okay, let's just. No one knows. This is not. No shot. Cam, just think about... What is the number? Okay, let's assume that's true. No one knows. This is not a flying fish counter.

What do you think the number is of 8 billion times 17 million? That's so much more than any amount of fish. First off, Cam, we're using a false stat. That's not a real stat. First off... Okay, HotSoccerMom369 says that there's 454 fish per person. HotSoccerMom, what an there's 454 fish per person. Hot Soccer Mom. What an incredible source.

That's your source. It's Hot Soccer Mom 69. No, it was not. No, it was not. It was 369. Anyway. Okay, think about this. Think about this real quick.

Okay? Are you saying flying insects only or all insects? You said flying insects. Would you agree all insects or you still think there's more fish? What's an insect? What counts as an insect? Six legs or more. I don't think that's true.

Six legs or more is an insect? I think so. Wait, what's an insect? Six legs. So butterflies have six legs? Just Google it. When the f*** did you become Neil deGrasse Tyson? When did you become some of thisrasse Tyson? When did you become

some of this science? Yeah, once I know what the stat is, what is an insect. A thorax, an abdomen, and has six legs. Okay, that's so specific, I'm gonna go fishes.

There's more fishes than insects in this world. Do you think there's... They have to have the thorax, the abdomen, the tail, the ass, the wings, and 18 legs?

That has to be an insect? How many species of fish do you think there are how many don't bring me back here just don't bring me back hold on insects there's over 1 million 300,000 of them are just beetles there's 300,000 different kind of beetles there's over a million different species of insect how many fish in species do you think there are take a guess i didn't go to fish school i neither did I. I definitely didn't go to the fish zoo. Just take a guess. Pierce, don't open your mouth.

Guess. Guess. Guess. What's the question? How many different species? So shark, hammerhead shark, blue-tailed fish, catfish. Millions. Millions of different species of fish.

You think there's millions of different fishes? Yes. Nematodes. Frog. Not frogs. That's not a fish. It's a frog? I don't even think nematodes are fish

What is Nematodes aren't fish? What is a nematode? Remember Have you seen Spongebob Squarepants When they're all coming to the huddle Like meep meep Nematodes

Those are nematodes? Yeah Okay Yeah they're aquatic So you named one fish Shark Whale Dolphin

Dolphins are They need to be in jail Those are the puff daddy of the ocean What? Dolphins are sick creatures. You're being dead ass? No. What?

You're being dead ass. You think there's more different kinds of fish than there is insects? Yes, Cam. Think of jungles. Cam. All sorts of shit. Okay. Based off this stat.

All the beetles? Based off this stat alone though, Cam. This stat alone. That's not. How much of the percentage of this world that we live on is water you're so much you're starting to sound like a sheep how much you're starting to sound like how much 75 how much of his land 25 where do insects live land so if there's more mass for these places to live that we haven't even discovered a high percentage of it where do you think the most inhabited things are going to

be at that's not even good that's not good logic though that's not good how's that not good logic that's not good logic though that's not good logic india or united states which is more mass i don't know united states is bigger but india has three times the population that seems crowded very but that's fact that's your same logic united states is bigger so it should have humans are different humans are different because we're not going through natural we're not going through natural we're we're all we're we're government assisted we're based off we have a society that's why they have society fish have society do you think they're just these clueless dumb creatures that just they just get popped out so they go to the

bar at seven seven o'clock they have happy hour in the ocean spots they definitely have hangouts you think fish do nothing for enjoyment no you think they do nothing they're not humans cam fish don't have a happy hour you don't think cows do anything for enjoyment no physically seen a human roll a plyo ball to a cow and go okay that's what i'm saying it's happening with human interference yes if you just leave a fish the alone they're not gonna have fun they don't have netflix they're just swimming and existing and surviving that's what they do what did we do before electric electronics survive you don't think we did anything fun i don't know i really don't believe in cavemen is that racist i don't really believe that we're drawing on walls going

like i think it was a little more sophisticated than that you know what i mean it might have been the tartarian empire no but have you heard about the tartarian no camp but honestly i don't think fish have fun okay Okay, bro. Regardless if they're going to a swim-up bar or not. I like this. I want to stay here, though. Taking their kids to school. There's no way in your right mind you can think there's more different fish than insects.

I'm off this. Do fish have fun? Yes. What do they do for fun? They hang out. They go in the corals. They play hide and seek. Are they in the corals for a reason, though? They probably go to school.

They have to learn. Cam, are you being deadass? They don't go to a... They don't clock in and sit at a desk and pull out a composition. So what is their school, Cam? But they have to learn from their parents. Instinctually.

That's not fun. You said fish have fun. They hang out. You think apes just chill? No. Apes are like humans. I get that. I'm talking about giraffes.

You think giraffes just chill? I've never seen a giraffe have an activity to do. I've never seen giraffes have fun. Because we can't read their mind. What do they do for fun then? You're so locked in. They don't play lacrosse, but they got to do something. Animals' pure mind is based off survival,

Cam. Yes, survival. They're not having arts and crafts because they don't have paint to sit with. I didn't say they're making macaroni necklace. I'm saying that they do things, they communicate. Can they communicate? Yeah. So then who's to say they never crack a joke? Who's to tell me

that a giraffe's never been like, hey, look at that We can't. Bro, elephants can hear other intruders two miles away using the bottom of their feet. Whoa. What? I swear to God.

Elephants can use the bottom of their feet, and they can hear if people are coming from two miles You watch too many movies It's called the animal planet Elephants are remarkable creatures Elephants roll with humans I swear to god they do

It's like a foamy like substance It's like they have a great insole in the bottom of their foot And they literally can hear vibrations from that That tells them people are coming from two miles away. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I'm in my animal, but I love an animal. You know I love an animal, especially that ugly dog I can see on Instagram.

That ugly little grandfather-looking dog. He's got his little peck around. It's all hairy. That dog, equally as much as he deserves love, put clothes on him or shave him. That bastard looks like he was, oh, he's a cute dog, though. Animals don't have fun, Cam. Bro, Cam, they don't have activities. You said they hang out.

So why does a hippo get in the water? To cool off. To cool off? Yes. He never once is just like, oh, damn. Feels good. It feels good. Yes, that's a part of survival is cooling your body down, Cam. They're not doing activity. They don't like, oh, damn. It feels good. It feels good. Yes, that's a part of survival. It's cooling your body down, Cam.

They're not doing activity. They don't have intramurals. They don't have Sunday school. I'm not saying that. Then what is fun that they do? Give me an elephant activity. Have you ever heard an elephant speak to you? No, I've never met an elephant.

But would you argue that elephants can communicate with each other? Yes. Who's to say they're never giving out knock-knocks? Who's to say they're not like, look at that f***ing trunk. Look at that little limp trunk guy. We don't know. Cameron, you're crazy. Fish don't hang out.

Yes, they do. No, they don't, Cam. Yes, they do. You don't think a fish never takes a ride on a turtle? Ever. To get from A to b it's not for fun cam they're not like so they're not even gonna ask the guy like you thank him no cam because they're all in an ecosystem of survival cam they're not trying to hang out

for you to think okay you think someone's vlogging down there for you to think for you to think this is all i'm gonna say if you and me were born on a completely remote island at the same time yes two boats our families brought us kissed us on the head and dropped us off we'd be lovers and hopefully not but you're putin if we were born together we grew up together yes we're probably speaking and run like whatever grunts screams we got wooden spears yes we're eating any and everything you don't think our entire lifespan no matter how we communicate that we would never crack a joke because what are we hang out what are we humans yes so we're different than animals i i understand we're not fit we have souls i understand we're different but there's no way that animals from opening their eyes can you never think a deer has has

his kid go on like a fetch. To get something to survive. Yes, maybe. They're not going like, hey, deer friend is down the street. They want to play kickball today. Oh, no. Perfect example. Lions. Lions. Oh, my God.

What do they do? What do lions do? I have you sacked and screwed. I have you won. Beat. Okay. I'm going to beat you. Okay. Golly.

Lions. What about it? You've never seen a lion cub get up on their mother, pull on their ears, instinctively claw at them, and they want to play. And don't you dare. Don't you dare say that's survival. That has nothing to do with survival. The mom's laying out, and the babies are fighting with each other, wrestling. They're hanging out.

They go up to mama. They mess with mom. You've never seen a monkey go pinch another monkey's ass? That's a joke. Monkeys are closer to humans. It's still an animal. You said... This started off as fish, you bitch.

It started off as fish. Oh, no, no, no. You just said we're different from all of them because what? Because we have a soul? You agreed to that. Apes have souls. Have you seen... What's the big bitch from Planet that. Apes have souls. Have you seen?

What's the big bitch from Planet of the Apes? The mom. The one that's brown. Exactly. They have school. Yes, because they're like us. Monkeys are just less sophisticated humans. They're AI.

They're like the AI version of us. Bro, I just gave you the perfect thing. You started this off and you're a manipulated, conniving son of a bitch. Because you started off with fish, hang out. No, they don't. What's the difference between fish and lions? Different animals. Exactly.

But why can't a fish do the same thing? One of them are more established. One of them are more cognitive. They're more cognitive. Because they have better defense mechanisms. They're more cognitive in the brain. They have frontal lobes. No, no. You think there's fish that can change colors to blend with coral.

And that is what? Do you think they're putting on disco raves for the emo fish? No. They're trying to survive. Thank you. But you can't say they're more cognitive. They're just big with claws and fangs. They're the king of the jungle.

Honestly, you think apes are more cognitive than fish? Yeah. Okay, then shut up. But maybe not lions and fish. Let a lion go grab a puffer fish. See what happens. That boy's going to be like, poison.

Done. Everything has defense mechanisms for a reason. Everything has to survive. I just simply don't agree with you. Then that's fine. Oh, God. This is crazy. But before we get out of here, this is not really even a food challenge,

but I found something out this week. I went through turmoil in the drive-thru, right? And you know I have bad times in drive-thrus. And you know if somebody messes up my order, I can't correct them. I don't have that in me, right? Are you going to have to give me old food? No, no, no. I bought it before we got here.

Okay. So I went to Chick-fil-A. This is my morning routine. I go to Chick-fil-A every morning before the gym. I get chicken minis and an orange juice in the hash browns. That's all I get, right? You get that every morning before you go to the-fil-A. This is my morning routine. I go to Chick-fil-A every morning before the gym. I get chicken minis and an orange juice and the hash browns. That's all I get, right? You get that every morning before you go to the gym? Every morning.

Every morning. God, no wonder you're farty. And so, the Chick-fil-A guy, he was new, and he was a little anxious, and I can't be paired with another anxious person because it's like an anxious duel, and we're like two batteries. You're both losing. It's not even a win. You're both just losing.

We're going to make this situation shit for the both of us, right? So I can tell he's nervous. He didn't make eye contact. And I can smell an anxious guy from a mile away. Slow fear on him. Right? I'm like a crocodile in blood. Crocodiles.

I bet they have fun. No, they don't. They roll around for fun. No, they don't. They do it to kill. So I went, and I said, excuse me, can I have the chicken mini meal with hash browns and an orange juice? And he goes, you want any dipping sauces?

I go, no. And he goes, is that your order? Is it? And I said, yep me, can I have the chicken mini meal with hash browns and an orange juice? And he goes, you want any dipping sauces? I go, no. And he goes, is that your order? Is it? And I said, yep, that's it. And he goes, he reads it back to me. Chicken mini meal, orange juice, hash browns with ranch. And I said, I said, no. And that's ranch.

I didn't, in my mind, I was like, please God, don't put ranch in here. And you're going to have the people in the back being like, who the hell is a psychopath putting ranch with chicken minis yeah that does that sounds awful but I didn't I didn't correct him because I can't I don't have that in me to correct somebody especially a fellow an anxious survivor

all my survivors stand up so I took it they gave it to me nice beautiful lady too oh my god she came out of Chick-fil-A she goes for Steve and I go yeah because I'm Steve

and drive through I can't say my name so they go I got your chicken minis with the ranch I go thank you so I drove in my car

I went back home I started eating my chicken minis and I go the fact that nobody halted me for these chicken minis and ranch

maybe this is a thing. No. So I tried it. And Cam, I want you to try it right now. I have an opinion on it. That sounds awful. I have an opinion on chicken minis and ranch. I want you to make your own opinion.

I'm not going to tell you mine. I want you to have yours. Now, I got the Chick-fil-A right here, but it wasn't morning time, so it's just the chicken nuggets, but it's the same thing. This might be a little better because you don't get the sweet bread. Yeah. So, it's just chicken and ranch. It's just chicken and ranch. Is it not the same? It's like a household item Everyone likes chicken with ranch

Well next episode We'll come back with chicken I'll still try it I'll try it for you No because it's chicken and ranch now I didn't think about it Yeah People actually like that

What you're doing Okay we're going to cut that whole thing Chicken with No do it No Bubba Come on Bubba I was just saying The reason it sounded bad Is because the honey The honey glazed bread that whole thing. Chicken with... No, do it. No, Bubba. Come on. Bubba.

I was just saying, that's the whole... The reason it sounded bad is because the honey... The honey glazed bread. Well, that's a part of it. You can't try it without... What's your first thing to be with the...

Alright, well, next... My intention wasn't to make you sad and lonely. Next episode, we're going to have chicken minis and ranch. Bro tried to give me ranch with chicken nuggets

like it was new. I would have ate them bitches like, oh, I don't know. Let me keep trying it. I'm like, yeah, you hungry? I know you would. I'd be like, oh, that's weird. You know what you say? You know, well, speaking of dipping sauces, I got a question for you.

Okay. Honey Roasted Barbecue. Best one, Chick-fil-A. Better than Polynesian. It doesn't matter what it is. Polynesian is second place. I've always had this thing, right? When I go to a restaurant with a group of friends or my family,

and they bring out the complimentary chips and salsa, chips and dip, right? You know I get fed up. My rule always, and I've been taught this by my parents, you take a dip of that chip and you bite it, that chip doesn't go back in there. You never double dip. Never double dip. As I'm getting older, though,

I'll double dip the f*** out something. And that right there is why I demand my own bowl of salsa. Okay, but if you honestly think about it, what is so gross about double dipping? Okay, so look, you're going to go like this. You fart? Yes. Okay.

I scratch my crotch, yes. You might not mean to, but maybe you got a hair right here. Yeah, so? So now you got webbing juice and fart molecules on your lips. Okay. And you're going to take that chip. Here's the chip. Yes.

You go right here. Yes. So your lips have touched the part. Okay. I can already... No, no, no. You've already messed up your own example. You know why?

Why? Because my hand that actually touched my crotch is already touching the bag of chips, the pile of chips that's in there. So who cares? It's already contaminated anyway. You have to trust... So you don't even have chip etiquette. You grab all chips.

Kim, I've seen you grab piles of chips before, and you go, I don't want that one. I've seen you do it, and don't you just lie for the podcast, Kim. I've wrestled through chips like a needle in a haystack. Yes, you rumble through the chips. Kim, yes, you do, and you grab handfuls of chips. Do you just grab one chip at a time? No.

So you're going to have collateral with your hands, yes or no? You're not that pristine. Be honest. You do. I grab multiple chips, but I go like this. And so you're saying you never drop some back in. If some drop in, that's not my fault. Okay, but I'm saying there is collateral.

So what is the difference? I don't understand the big hoopla on double dipping. It's just not it. Maybe they're not. I mean, honestly, now that you put it like that, there's not a big, I wouldn't mind it, but I don't want you to do it. No, I hate when, don't do it to me. I can double dip. You hypocrite.ite oh i'm openly a hypocrite on only that or multiple things

just that for right now i can't think of any other examples so someone double dips to you fighting grounds you double dip to others what the hell if somebody double dips in front of me i'm cussing them out and be like hey bro don't do that shit with me it's like bro it's me you know what i mean wow but i don't understand but genuinely and that's just because i was raised the reason i'm with that with that with other people is because i was raised to think that was gross but if you think about it it's not gross double dipping isn't gross like you know what i mean especially if you kiss the person it's definitely not gross if it's your own stuff no i'm saying in a group setting but it's also it's kind of like when someone's

like hey try my drink it's good do you sip it out of'm saying in a group setting. But it's kind of like when someone's like, hey, try my drink, it's good. Do you sip it out of the same straw they did? Of course you don't. Are they attractive? That's a real honest question, Cam. That's why you drink out of my straw. Oh, we've done enough. It doesn't matter if I double dip.

We can take a shot and give it to you. Like a baby bird. Like a bird. No, but I drink out the side of the glass. Like a baby bird. Like a bird. No, but like, but even. I drink out the side of the glass. But even like my parents, my parents. I used to, I used to drink the shit out of my mom's Diet Coke. No, I'm saying my parents with the double dipping thing.

They don't like it? My dad would double dip. Like if they were at a restaurant together and my dad would double dip, my mom would get super mad. Why? Y'all kissed. Y'all made offspring. What is the difference? Like, why is that gross?

That's damning evidence. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm here to debunk double dipping. Debunk double dipping? That's pretty hot. That was good. That was alliteration out the ass. You spit in your hamburger and you just be like, all right, cool.

So do you care? If she spits in my burger, no, that's insane. Do you care if Liv double dips? No. Does Liv care if you double dip? I don't think she's really a germaphobe like that, to be honest. I've never honestly seen it because I don't double dip. To marry you, though.

Okay, the reason I— You have double dip. You don't double dip? Kim, I've literally witnessed you double dip. When I have my own bowl, of course. That's what I'm saying. That's literally why I ask for my own bowl. No, you ask for your own bowl.

You don't ask for your own bowl because you double dip. No, I demand my own bowl because i drink this also yes because you want more that's not because you doubled it exactly don't say you're trying to be help you don't even wash your hands when you shit no bro so don't act like you're so i wash my hands when i shit him i i would not keep up alive for our whole friendship you do not i've lived with you i'm around you every day you do not watch your hands when you shit one off you do it when people are around yes you do it at sidecar because the girls can see into the mirror. I don't shit at sidecar.

I've never once pooped at sidecar. But it's not outside of your jurisdiction. You shit at a club. I actually, I did. I had to. Shitting at a club is criminal. I had to. That's pretty bad.

But the reason, I think, honestly, dude, you might have converted me. To double dipping is not that gross. It's not that gross. If you're with a stranger, yes, I get it. I'm so programmed dude, you might have converted me. To double dipping is not that gross. It's not that gross. If you're a stranger, yes, I get it. I'm so programmed from my younger days for my family. Because they were always like, don't double dip. Yeah. My grandma was heavy on it.

That's actually where the, we went to her favorite restaurant called Villa Grande. Okay. And you could ask, like, they'd bring out your own personal salsas. She'd be like, I love this place. Because you never have to worry about someone else's salsa. You can get as much as you want. And there's no double dipping. Okay.

Or like, you don't have to worry about double dipping. So that's where it came from. Okay, but the only reason I would not argue about my double dipping is if there's a person at the table, it's one of those people that grabs the whole thing of chips and then disperses them onto your individual plates. That person really doesn't like germs. But if a person's like, oh, go ahead and grab in the chip basket,

and everybody's grabbing the chip basket, then it defeats the purpose. Double dipping should be allowed. Did you ever eat hot dogs in the bathroom like at a baseball game or like a football game what the what'd you just say i'm dead ass serious like you never had a hot dog like at a so basically i did it for a long stint didn't realize it was gross because my sis like my sister's the one that told me eventually i was about seven eight years old i'd walk in with a glizzy so what but what made you go to the concession stand and then parlay that with the restroom? No, no, because I was afraid.

No, no. If I was at the, like say I'm in the bleachers. I already went to the concession. I had my glizzy. I had my Coke, my drink. I can't leave it there. Someone's going to steal it. That was my thought process.

Why? I leave my hot dog. But I got to pee right now. That's one thing with you. Do I piss down my leg or do I take it in there with me? You've always been bad with your your scheduling of life you're really bad at that my brain's going a thousand miles a minute there's medicines behind i'm always behind there's medicines i'm always behind okay but you don't think okay like i should probably relieve

myself get everything out of the way eight but you're 26 and you still do this no i don't even need hot dogs anymore okay we'll be walking around here for about an hour before we record we're doing different stuff. There's an hour of time. But as soon as these lights turn on, we have a producer back there. We sit down. Nah, I got to pee. After our hype-up speech, I got to pee.

But I don't have a hot dog when I do it. No, people that eat in the bathroom are the sickest people alive. They're up there with the dombers of the world. Bro, another thing my sister did. She told me. Unless it's me in high school. Unless it was me when I was eight. My sister told me

to de-fizz your drink because we used to have two liters a lot. De-sizzle. Pour it in there to de-fizz it, not de-sizzle. Like, you know how... The sizzle.

We've literally done this exact same thing. Sizzle is a sound. Sizzle is not the stuff that comes up on the top of the drink. Sizzle is a sound. No, sizzle is an act. It's sizzling.

Sizzling bacon. Sizzling bacon is the act of it going that's the act of that sizzling is the sound it's sizzling kim it is it's too sizzling two things can be true it is what the bacon is what no no two things can be true me shit sizzle is the the sound it's making exactly thank you because it is sizzling on the pan it's cooking in the pan grease is popping it is you can cook something and not be sizzling sizzling is something different listen to what you just said yes you can cook and it not sizzle which means sizzling is the sound no sizzling is the activity what do you when you put bacon in a pan what are you doing to it what is your goal cooking to cook the bacon and that bacon sizzling because that's that's what you're hearing it's like a part of photosynthesis right when you drop fried chicken into the into

that of course when you all right what what do i got to drink huh when you hear pop pop pop pop is that sizzling what i've never had i don't have gunshots going on when i'm making bacon what are you talking about i said with the chicken you don't make the chicken, I don't have gunshots going on when I'm making bacon. What are you talking about? I said with the chicken, you don't make the chicken good. I don't make chicken. You've never made fried chicken once? I don't know how to wash my ass properly. You think I know how to make chicken?

Sizzling is a sound. Yes, I know. It's not an action. Yes, it is. It is a sound. Define the action.

What is it? That. When you see bubbles on top of it and it's popping, that's sizzling. What is that called then? Cooking. Exactly. Those three things are synonymous.

You're cooking something to the point where it sizzles. They're not synonymous. You have to cook something and it doesn't sizzle. You have to cook something. Yes. So they can't be synonymous. It's the furthest point of cooking before burning it. There's cooking it.

There's heating it up. There's cooking it. There's sizzling it. There's burning it. It is a timeline. If cooking. Oh my God. I'm dead ass. I'm not even just trying to argue with you. heating it up there's cooking it they're sizzling it there's burning it it is a timeline if cooking oh my god i'm dead ass like i'm not even just trying to argue with you sizzling is an action to sizzle what what is to sizzle you're gonna say to cook that's circular not a definition of this

can't be it is a part of cooking yes it is the sub is the sub part of cooking it's the sound cooking is the overarching thing yes cooking is the overarching thing that ass cooking is the overarching thing yes cooking yes yes and it's not an umbrella it's not it is cooking is the umbrella the and it is a timeline you warm something up you're cooking it and you're sizzling it and then you're burning it that is a timeline you're at the sizzle phase that is a phase of cooking yes i don't i went you know okay even if that is a phase of cooking what is sizzle when it goes like this when it makes the sound yes so it's a sound the sizzling phase of cooking is when it makes this sound hence okay what is hissing what is hissing out of a human what is hissing are you hissing right now are you hissing? What is hissing out of a human? What is hissing? Are you hissing?

Right now. Are you hissing? Is that a hiss? Is it also the action too? Or are you just making noise? Hiss is a sound. It's an action too. It is the sound.

You have to do the action to produce the sound. Thank you. That's what I just said. You have to do the action of sizzling it on the pan to make the sizzle sound. You have to hiss to make the hissing sound. Exact, you're not proving your point. Yes, I am. You're proving an action and a sound.

That is my point. For something to sizzle, it has to be cooking. It doesn't sizzle. Yes. It is a, which is a part of cooking. You have to be breathing. Cooking is what's happening. You have to be breathing to hiss.

Yes. You're still breathing. And they're separate they are separate because if they were the same i'm honestly losing my mind right now if they were synonymous like you're saying yes something could sizzle without cooking no so it is cooking yes that's what i just said cooking is the umbrella that's it's not even an umbrella thing you're cooking chicken. You're cooking bacon. Yes, and a part of cooking is getting to the sizzle point. Burning is a part of the cooking, right? You can't burn something without cooking it.

Exactly. Is burning cooking? Yes. Bro, this is the beach shit all over again. If it's burning, you can't burn something without cooking it. Exactly. That doesn't mean it's the same thing. Burning is its own action

yes but you have to be cooking exactly so that's why i'm saying yes thank you does it mean they're the same thing the bacon is cooking it makes the same thing yes it's the same thing that does not even mean the same thing the sizzle is what i'm saying what is the sizzle it's a sound but it's also an action the bacon is okay okay tell me tell me it is come on the bacon is sizzling. Okay, okay, come on, come on, come on. It is. Come on, come on. The bacon is sizzling. Okay, if you were, if you were blind. Oh, f***. The You Should Know Podcast. Okay, now a little quick change.

You might be a little confused. Audio listeners don't know what's going on. We're in different clothes. We're in different clothes. How did that happen? So as you see, the last shot, it was complete chaos on the set here. We had good old Pierce. Good old intern Pierce.

Got a little clumsy. He got a little overzealous. Overzelman. Overzealous Zelman. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Your contacts didn't change in my phone. And he knocked down half the set, and we sent that off to our lovely editor, CJ.

CJ calls us today and said hey last 15 minutes of the episode complete silence doesn't exist couldn't hear it so we're back we're back luckily thank god that that whole debate was over at that point yes for the most part i added a couple more points where i smoked your boots oh my god God, you sick. I did. Oh, no, no, no, no. I brought it all to a beautiful end and you just didn't get to see, or they didn't get to see. You know what happened. And God.

They get to see and keep God in your life. Keep. What's the last part of that? I don't remember. I don't remember the clip. I don't know. So, yeah.

So, we're going to end this off here, but, you know, what we did do in the original shoot was bring the best love doctor in the world. It kind of sounded like... Dr. P! Dr. P!

Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! We're going to get straight to it, Sire. All right. Dr. P, you ready? Hello. Hey, Dr. P. We're going to get straight to it, Sire. All right. Dr. P, you ready? Hello. Hey, Dr. P.

Hello. I have a friend who I'm really close to. I'm a male, and she's a female. And we've never done anything. Sex, kiss, make out, nothing. Loser. Sorry. It's a joke.

You know, we just chill, and we'll hang out and talk. We go on little friend dates. But she started to blow off her dude for me oh and well they just broke up oh and i've lately been catching feelings for her of course yeah what should i do should i tell her should i just make a move i need help there's a, my God. I love post stamps. I love a P.S. What does P.S. stand for? Post stamps. I believe. No. Post.

Post. Post sentiment. Post sentiment. Makes sense. Makes sense. I don't know. That's probably not right. Here you go.

P.S. We are going to a wedding. And she already told me that she wants to match at the wedding. And if any girls come and talk to me and want to dance, she said she will fight and action me off. Oh, match. Like to the wedding. Clothing. That's a thing?

Yeah. People match at weddings? Yeah. You always want to step out with your partner, but that's what he's saying. He's saying she wants to match and they're not even nothing yet. Well, let me say this. First of all. Break it down.

First of all. Break it down, Sire. Break it. Break the board. Congratulations, my friend. Congratulations, my friend. Let's say, let me be completely honest right now. I like this guy.

I like this situation a lot. They're in the prime part of the most fun part of a relationship. That old cat and mouse. The cat and mouse tom and jerry right that's you're in the most fun part of a relationship where you both know you're you're you feel in each other you both know you like each other but y'all just leave out this little thing and then you retract and it's that fun you get those butterflies oh my god are they gonna touch my lower back today that's so much fun and then small of the back is a sacred area

and then when you do hug like a friendly hug but this time it has a little more pressure on it and then you feel maybe maybe you're out of the side hugs it's it's full frontal it's full tits to pecs it's full pecs to tits that's inappropriate you're the doctor and and you will get three lashings after this please is lashings okay to say? I don't know, but it's... I don't want it. You'll get three strikes. There we go. Okay.

What I was going to say is, is you're in the best part of your relationship. First of all, that girl has always had feelings for you. Even in her relationship, you always had feelings for that girl. Maybe you just... Both of y'all just pushed them very, very deep down,

but that was always there. Just not listening. You always got a little bit warmer when that person was around. Always in the sub-conference. You maintained a different eye contact than you did with the rest of your friends. You know what I mean? Not like that serial killer. Okay, hello.

But what I was going to say is, Dr. P is proud of you. Because you're ten steps ahead. Because Dr. P, before I read your post stamp, or heard your post stamp at the end of your letter, I was going to say, you need to go somewhere where love is undeniable. Where love is in the air. And the wedding is the perfect place. A wedding is beautiful. Wedding is sex.

Wedding is love. Secretary. You're right. The wedding. Sit on your hands. The wedding is a place where love is undeniable those little even if you have a little cinnamon toast crunch piece of a feeling in you it gets expanded to a loaf of bread to a whole loaf of bread to a whole

bowl of cereal you know what i mean so that that is going to be the place where the next step of your relationship takes place now dr p does have advice don't act different because it's a wedding be that exact same way you have been with her and she has been with you that whole wedding and just let the feng shui of the wedding let the environment of the wedding or let the aura of the wedding amplify how you already act. And now, that probably is going to be the place where that conversation happens of, hey, I like you. Hey, I like you too. But make sure to have that conversation. I'm assuming you're above the age of 21.

Let's assume for the wedding's sake, yes. So you're saying no drinks? Drinks will flow. Okay. But you cannot have that conversation drunk. Do not have any conversation or your first kiss or your first coitus. Do not have that drunk. There's no regrets.

No, no, no. No regrets. Because they'll always be like, oh, did we do this because you were drunk? Exactly. We don't want that fog. Was he just trying to see me? We want clear skies, no fog. No fog. I don't even like clouds in he just trying to see me we want clear skies no fog no fog i don't even like clouds in this scenario no no clouds 10 billion pounds is scary beautiful

blue sky exactly you you don't want a solar eclipse no god no no solar eclipse and this is awful because you want a moon on the on your side of the earth so i'm just saying you have that conversation if it naturally comes up, but make sure it's before drinks. And then y'all can have celebratory shambagana together. Let me say something to you, though. The way you get them is the way you lose them. So I hope. God, what a bar.

I hope. I hope you're the only guy best friend in that group. I hope there's not a 1B. I hope there's not another guy best friend. Because the way she dipped out on her boy for you, she will dip out on you for your boy. And I'm not saying it's wrong

though she did. I'm not saying it, but I'm just saying, let's be cautious. Let's be cautious. And I hope for her sake that you don't have another girlfriend, a girl best friend. Facts. We want this to just be one half, two halves. i want this to be i want this to be the first you should know wedding invite us invite us and pay for our ticket we get a lot of invites to weddings but i'm not gonna pay a plane ticket to go to wyoming yeah

like south carolina you know what i mean if you pay for a plane ticket there's a bigger chance that we'll go right you would go to a wedding if somebody paid for everything 100 there's no reason not to no reason unless we're busy but it's like i can't just go to idaho on my dime on a friday afternoon to a place i know no one except him buy a hotel buy a plane to and fro and be like love but if you do have if if if he's in the invite so we keep him yeah if if this relationship works out and they end up getting married this is the first marriage that dr p has put together will you ordain it i get 10 percent We're sending the invite so we keep them. Yeah, if this relationship works out and they end up getting married, this is the first marriage that Dr. P has put together. Will you ordain it?

I get 10% of the gifts and 10% of the baby's existence. I own 10% of that baby. Anything that baby makes or does in his life, you get 10%. I get 10%. Dr. P's a businessman. You heard it here first. And that was dr p dr p dr p dr p dr p dr p uh coast cam all right what an amazing episode that happened days ago yeah what what a beautiful crazy outro y'all got. We're in different clothes.

We did a little metamorphosis, trans-botlical, diabolical, ever-ness-ence shifting of the bodies and clothes. My breath smells horrible. Thank you so, so, so much for coming back. Episode 109. It was a crazy episode. Tickets? It was a crazy episode.

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It's crazy. They go get drinks before the, they like, the great thing about Discord is like for these different cities, right? They have like meetups. They'll have meetups before. It's sick. I want to pop up at one of the meetups before.

I do too, but we can't. It'd have to be after. No, it could be before. No, it can't. It can. Think about it. Shows at eight. What time we get to the theater?

Like three. When do you think they're doing the meetups? Probably 5. We could leave. You'd want to leave. You'd want to leave. If Gabe can take us. Post lighting sound check, mic check, pre meet and greet, you want to leave to go get

a drink and go hang out. See, I like to hang out with y'all. I love to hang out with y'all too. I'm saying, I just wish it'd be better. We'll just do a brunch. We'll go to your brunch. We'll be at the brunch. But regardless, this week's secret code, confuse the casuals.

Leave it in all the comments on every post everywhere. And to get your good karma is triple D. And I'm not talking dirty, dirty Dallas. Triple D. I got to think back. Double dipping desires. Double dipping. Double dipping's dead. Double dipping's dead. Double dipping's dead. Send this to your friend. There's a couple days left. Double dipping desires. Double dipping. Double dipping's dead.

Double dipping's dead. Double dipping's dead. Send this to your friend. Double dip, baby. And explain why double dipping is the new wave because it's not that gross because if you touch those chips, damn it, it's already contaminated. Double dipping's dead. Leave it everywhere.

Triple D. We absolutely love y'all. Can't wait to see episode 110. I remember my dad told me a story. I'll say this on the next episode. I feel like we should do a whole other podcast right now. Yeah, but we can't. My dad told me a story i'll say this on the next episode i feel like we could shoot a whole nother podcast right now yeah but we can't my dad told me a story about he worked at a restaurant and some things he's seen in that kitchen that they do save it for next week all righty hey if you're on spotify audio listeners be sure to leave a

review share it um let's let's get this thing in the top 10 huh it's pretty cool hello oh and i want to say something real quick i've never mentioned another podcast on this podcast before i want to i want to shout out the shits and gigs podcast right now they sold out the o2 arena and that just as a podcaster and as from a creative and somebody who's beautiful understands all that and is supportive of all creators uh that is the coolest shit i've ever seen. And y'all have broken down a barrier for us to follow. So shout out to Shits and Gigs. Hopefully, if we ever make it to the UK,

we can come out to a show or something. That'd be sick. All right. Remember, one out of two clubbers don't make it home to Christmas. And we will see you... What'd you say? Next time. Yeah, this isn't the same shoot. What'd you say?