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Starting point is 00:02:41 You had a really- That was a lot of saliva. That is one thing about you. I'm a slivy boy? You're a salivic boy. Saliv tongue. You had a really- That was a lot of saliva. That is one thing about you. I'm a slivy boy? You're a salivic boy. Salivic? You're a salivic boy. You have wet mouth.

Starting point is 00:02:51 I do have wet mouth. Dude, really recently, when I've been chewing gum and speaking out loud, so much spit. Like I've hit K-Rob, I talk with so much emphasis when I have gum in my mouth and I spit. Okay. What? The you just you just brought you Brought that up. Yeah completely remind me some the other night when we went out boys night boys night boys night boys night boys night You're not old enough Pierce. Yeah, I mean it was a honestly like So we had it we had a boys night the other night cam. It was it's cans first Father's Day

Starting point is 00:03:25 So we had a boys night the other night, Cam, it's Cam's first Father's Day. Happy Father's Day. That means no protection. None, none. Pull out game, week. Anyway, that's how I have a bubba and how I lost years of my life through sleep. Great! Sorry. Mute that one CJ, sorry. Okay, but we did have a boys night. What happened? What do you about to see during the boys night? Okay?

Starting point is 00:03:48 Is there a story? I don't know about neither one of you know about it and for the little tell me I don't tell me you're gonna tell him you're gonna crack up. I Don't want to say his name. I don't want to say his name. Okay, you remember the fella That we were we were talking to in the piano bar. Oh, yeah the guy that said that we were talking to in the piano bar. Oh yeah, the guy that said. First off, you gotta give the back story. Okay, so long story short, we are at one of our fun spots that we always go to before the cultivating spot

Starting point is 00:04:15 for the night, right? So it's a pregame to the club. Pregame to the club, yes. Basically it's a piano duel spot. Yes, no, no, no, I'm saying the pregame was like the sports bar. Oh, so you're talking about there. Yeah, so we're like, okay, let's go to the club.

Starting point is 00:04:27 But we were waiting on our dear friend Ryan. And for him to show up, we said, oh, we got 10 minutes. Let's jump into this piano bar, because I've never seen it. OK. They talk about how amazing it is. And we go. Right. We get there.

Starting point is 00:04:38 It's lit. And the guy comes up to it. There is a man that comes up. And he comes up, and he comes up and he comes I mean just full-fledged he he was passionate about the conversation. He wanted to have with us. Oh, yeah, which is fine Okay, I have I have to give Payton his props on this. Let's just say this first off We love every single interaction we do love them unless you're blatantly disrespectful because at the end of the day we're humans I'm gonna be disrespectful back. Yeah, don't call me stupid. Yeah don't know. I don't know. You don't call me stupid.

Starting point is 00:05:06 That's his number one pet peeve. People go, Oh, you had dough on tick tock. Huh? I feel like I will you. Right. It's like, it's like, ah, you're Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, bite that ring. Oh, bite that Louis. Stop it. All right. So the guy comes up, not disrespectfully. No, no, just very passionate and he walks up and he points me in my eye. First off, I don't like your finger. Yeah, don't put your fingers in my eye.

Starting point is 00:05:32 But he's pointing at me and he goes, man, I, golly, I know you from somewhere. And at this point, I know he knows, I know he's a little drink in his system. Oh, he's very inebriated. I wouldn't say inebriated to the point of we gotta get this guy home, but he was very inebriated. Very, very drink. I wouldn't say inebriated to the point of we gotta get this guy home, but he was definitely on the precipice of getting there.

Starting point is 00:05:47 He was definitely seven out of 10, seven and a half. He was creeping to that nine and 10 level. There's gonna be parts of his nights he doesn't quite remember fully. I said that? Yeah, hopefully he got home safe, but let's just say this. I throw him the oop.

Starting point is 00:06:00 I go, oh brother, we got a podcast. Now, was that my biggest mistake of the the night should I have just let him just wander in this Realm of thinking he knows me. Yeah, I say we have a podcast he goes dude, oh My god, oh no. Oh wow No, no, okay, so and and not like he's not exaggerating like yes some people come up and they're excited. Yes, which is fine It's great. We love it this guy It was almost like he was trying to prove his excitement to everybody as if we didn't believe him

Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah, so he starts conversing at this same time I get a call from Ryan and I have this perfect kind of like oh I can say I can shimmy over here Yeah, when I come back and he is adamant conversation conversation with you. I mean he's literally do you know yeah? Like all that yeah, I come back Peyton's gone. Yes, and I go oh my god How do you get out of that so quick so now I am the lead talker with this guy and he was very very animated The point I was getting to he he spit in my eyeball twice. Not once. Twice. Like dude oh my god man me and my buddy. And I literally, I'm right in the face of the guy so I can't like demoralize him. I literally jumped. I was like, oh f***. I was

Starting point is 00:07:20 like yeah. I was like no that's crazy bro. Oh that's crazy, bro. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. You got tissue? That's wild. Yeah. It was bad. Yes. And he did it again. Yes. And then to wrap this up, whenever he finally left, right, I go to Peyton, bro, how you're so like, how'd you do that? Yeah. Peyton literally goes, I don't know. It got to this point. I said, hey, bro, it's a pleasure meeting you.

Starting point is 00:07:44 Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, dog, I don't know, it got to this point, I said, hey bro, it was a pleasure meeting you. Yeah. You just passed him off. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, dog, I respect the hell out of you, because I just, I don't have that in me. I will literally sit and talk to this spitty mother-fucker for two hours. Yes, that's a difference. And I'm getting a shower. I'm like, all right, man, thanks. Appreciate it.

Starting point is 00:08:00 That's the difference between me and Cam. I'm naturally antisocial. I don't talk to people. Cam talks to everybody. And now that Cam's famous, it doesn't really help. Oh my god, man. So Cam will talk to everybody for a long time, which is a great characteristic to have.

Starting point is 00:08:14 And I love it. I'm like a house cat. I'm in a corner. I don't want to talk. Right? Mid-sentence. Imagine me like, no, seriously, like me and my friend, we started this story. He's like, hey pleasure meeting you bro.

Starting point is 00:08:26 You go, hey honestly, it was sick bro. And he just did, that's a hidden treasure, that is a talent. If I touch your forearm, your shoulder, and maybe the back of your neck, that three combo, I'm done with this. Oh yeah, appreciate it. It's really, the combo is the skill but the dude the gall yeah to just nut up and literally walk away from someone is the great I mean I really wish I could have saw it cuz I've seen it before and it's amazing

Starting point is 00:08:55 yeah but I wish I could have saw with this guy and the thing is I won't go far either I'll go like four steps over the right he'll literally go like this. He goes like this. Honestly, it was great meeting you, man. He's right there now pointed to the guy. The funniest part is the guy thinks he's so busy.

Starting point is 00:09:20 Like, go take a phone call or you got it. We're about to leave. He literally walks five feet away and turns his back and he's on TikTok. Like this. Okay, and I don't want people thinking I'm a, I'm genuinely not. I'm just naturally awkward.

Starting point is 00:09:33 I don't know how to talk to people and I cannot progress this conversation anymore. And if we're being real. And you're pressing. And you spit in my eyeball twice. I woke up with pink eye. That's all I'm gonna say. No, I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 00:09:44 You be careful with that because I have an eyeball story from what happened to me this week. Oh my god you do. Yeah and I don't know if everybody knows this or not and I know y'all definitely haven't heard this so basically. Oh yeah. A lot of y'all watching the podcast right now might be like, Payden, why are you in glasses? Payden, why do you look like you eat femurs? I do? Okay. Now when I put on glasses, I def- what? He keeps calling me daddy. They love you in glasses! Oh, they love them regardless.

Starting point is 00:10:13 Okay, but the thing with me in glasses- Am I drunk? They love me regardless. The thing with me in glasses, either I look like Dahmer, or I look like I'm gonna be on an episode of Chris Hansen. Like it's one of the two. And both not ideal circumstances. Like I'm not like that's a sexy nerd. It's like somebody get him a pizza. It's like he's on a list. And so and when I don't have a haircut like look at me right now. Like this is not a guy you trust around. Like I don't look like a guy you

Starting point is 00:10:42 trust. Oh no. Like if you, I'm not gonna say it. I'm like, it's definitely like either I got some Fint in my back pocket or I'll help out Spider-Man to solve something. I got you, Spidey. He go, honestly, according to my calculations, if there's enough vibranium and uranium above the limits, procedures, we can get them

Starting point is 00:11:01 until I'm back. That's the two options, whatever that is. I was gonna say, if it was hot enough and you simply took your shirt off and you were walking my dog outside, people would think you don't have an address. Now that's the route I was gonna go. And I think that's fair.

Starting point is 00:11:12 My Amazon package gets shipped to under I-35. The bridge. Yeah. But, hey yeah, drop that pizza off, kinda, you know where 635 meets the tollway? You know, I'm kinda hanging out under there tonight. They're like, you want me to ring the doorbell? Mom, just scream. Kind of you know where 635 meets the tollway They're like you want me to ring the doorbell mom just scream drop it. I'll pick it up man Frisbee golfs you medium pepperoni. He's going 70 hours an hour. He's like

Starting point is 00:11:47 Then you wake up eating highway pizza. We do need to help out the people that are less fortunate than us. We do need to do that. There could definitely be some better laws and legislation. Yes, especially our veterans. We need to help them. Oh, 100%. Back to your crusty eyeball.

Starting point is 00:11:57 Back to my eyeball. So look, I'm irresponsible. I don't brush my teeth. Holy, I'm sorry. I know you're trying to go in the story for the love of God Let go Peta go Peta go Peta go Peta go Peta That's my Peta you my Peta go Peta That felt good that felt good it felt really good to us as well.

Starting point is 00:12:25 Hearing you audibly with no fire under under no pressure at all just to say I am irresponsible. That felt great. So I am irresponsible. Look I'm irresponsible and I will admit it hygiene is not my best quality. That's fine though. My, Cam knows this. He's looked at my comforter. My comforter, I bought it white. Dude, I literally thought you were joking with me. Like, to this day, I thought that was a bit, like that was a joke. His comforter is like cream, y'all.

Starting point is 00:12:57 Like, and I'm not saying cream as an adjective. Like, literally it's like a bone color, like ivory. It's like, it has a hue of brown. It literally looks like this carpet. You can't see it, but it's like a bone color, like ivory. It has a hue of brown in it. It literally looks like this carpet. You can't see it, but it looks like this carpet. He said he bought it angelic white. And I said, no, no, no, something's wrong with your washer. He was like, oh no.

Starting point is 00:13:15 And I go, oh no, no, no, what is it? Everything. I've never watched this comforter. So note to that, I've never watched my comforter I've had. For three years. My, it's not my fault. Oh, yes the f*** it is. No, it's not. Payton. I've never watched it.

Starting point is 00:13:32 Payton, you're about to, you're literally about to get like a season assist. They're gonna like- I don't think that's what that law is called. They're gonna say, CJ, you're not being taken care of enough. The owner of this home is awful. You need to, what do you gotta say? They're gonna do a welfare check

Starting point is 00:13:44 because I haven't watched my- They're gonna do a welfare check because I haven't watched my welfare check your address. Okay, you have not no no no you haven't washed your bedding. No in three years. No, I've washed my bedding. I've washed my comforter. Yes, because it takes too long to dry. That's true, but it's an all day thing you got to commit to. No, but you need it clean. But I have ADHD crippling and I it's and I saw crippling. And I saw something on TikTok, I saw something on TikTok, and it psychologically diagnosed me of like whenever, it's like a productive thing.

Starting point is 00:14:11 Like you know you have things to do and you want to do them, but you just can't do them. Oh, 100% I feel that. Yeah, and I have that horribly, like bad. And so I can only do things when I get that gust of inspiration. And it always comes at night. That's why I'm up at 3 a.m.

Starting point is 00:14:25 So I get it at night and I can't wash my comforter at 3 a.m. because I'm gonna go to bed cold. See, you just gotta thug it out with a blanket one night. No, no, no, no. Three years that, I would argue that there's, now take, this is just an opinion. There's living in your comforter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.

Starting point is 00:14:44 Dude, and speaking of my car, me and Cam and- Oh my. Oh my God. Me and Cam, me, Cam, and K-Rob, we went to a lunch the other day. And we went to this spot that was disgusting, right? And I, like, we got the appetizers, they were horrible. And by the time my food came out,

Starting point is 00:15:00 I was like, I'm not eating this. Like, I'm doing, I'm not gonna eat this food. Give it to me to go, because I'll give it to somebody that's homeless. I forgot to give it to somebody that's homeless. That was about a week ago. I didn't take it out of my car until yesterday. It was a burger and a to-go box and a bag.

Starting point is 00:15:15 Cam, when I tell you, when I picked that thing up to go throw it away in a Target trash can, there was 45 gnats just trying to fly out of the bag. It was disgusting I was literally gagging it was so gross no I'm gross no I'm gross no I mean what did I say in the car I lose said it smells like something small crawled in here and died his car smells like something small invaded your privacy of your car and it died willingly because of my car it was like I need to die

Starting point is 00:15:43 that's a good spot to die I I'm on my last leg tonight. Tonight might be my last night. I'm going to die in that guy's car. And it went, and it crawled up in that. And it died in your car. Okay. But I don't think I'm the nastiest one in that car situation because y'all have sat in that car with that burger, with the gnats and didn't even say anything about it. Peyton, I didn't say anything about it because it was in the back seat.

Starting point is 00:16:05 Can't understand the back seat. K-Rob sat in the back seat. The second I saw. Like an hour. Because he probably was trying to avoid a verbal accostation of you. K-Rob doesn't worry about that with me. He's the only one that doesn't worry about that. But the second I saw it, what did I say?

Starting point is 00:16:17 I said, holy sh-t. It's gross. Is that your, is that the leftovers? Yeah. And you said, yeah, and I said, what's wrong with you? Yeah. There's nothing wrong. I have molded watermelon in my fridge right now.

Starting point is 00:16:27 It's disgusting. But can I get back to my comforter? What was I talking about? My eye. So I'm not the most hygienic is what I was talking about. That's how we got that as rabbit hole. So I have a hard time brushing my teeth regularly. It's a part of my ADHD and depression.

Starting point is 00:16:44 So now you all can't make fun of me. And now, I have a hard time taking out my contacts. It's just one of those steps in my night routine that's just hard for me. I'm like, I don't wanna get up and go take my contacts out and go lay down. I just don't want to. Like, I have prescription eye drops now

Starting point is 00:17:01 for what I'm about to tell you, and I couldn't do it last night. I just couldn't get out of bed. It's so bad. I don't know what it is. So basically, I've been sleeping in my contacts for two months. I wear daily contacts, and I've been sleeping in them for two months.

Starting point is 00:17:14 The same pair, same pair, I haven't taken them out. And so, but I like just waking up and being able to see. I think that's. I mean, you're like like you're getting real... you're getting close to a finch. Like you are Darwin's theory at work. Like survival of the fittest. I mean you are trying to take yourself out. It's unbelievable. No I'm not a like me. No no you have like an omen over you. I'm pushing my limits definitely. I'm like David Blaine of the real world. You are but the crazy part is when other people get

Starting point is 00:17:44 pushed to their limits, oh my god, my boss, oh my god, this traffic. It is all you, brother. It's yourself fighting yourself. It's like your red and white blood cells are just fighting and you're gonna drop. So I haven't taken on my contacts in two months, right? I woke up the other day, like four or five days ago, and my right eye, little itchy, little blurry. I was like, it's fine.

Starting point is 00:18:06 Fell asleep the next day, woke up, little more blurry, little more itchy, woke up the next day. I can't really open this right eye. I genuinely can't open this right eye. And every time I move too fast and the wind hits it, it's like water just pours out of it. And I was like, I was like, it's fine, whatever.

Starting point is 00:18:27 Yeah, and so then I started driving K-Rob around and I was like, hold on. God, you're driving. Yeah, and I was like this, and I was wiping my eye because it was hurting when the light hit it. I was like, this isn't good. That's not good at all. So it took me 20 minutes to get that contact out,

Starting point is 00:18:40 right, that night. Where the hell was it? It was in there, but just like almost filmed to my eyeball. Oh my eyeball oh my god oh my god no this might be a little hard to listen to I just had a testicular sting and so it was like and it was like it was like a little flappy when I took it out like it wasn't like the it was like a little gooey and shut up and then so I closed more after I took it out and I was like this isn't good I slept and it felt like there was a, you know whenever you hold a bean bag, like one of those little handheld bean bags

Starting point is 00:19:08 with the little beads in there, it felt like there was one of those at the top of my eyelids. Ah, oh no. And so I was like, I probably should go to the doctor tomorrow when I wake up if I still have vision. But it was gonna be a Sunday. The only thing that was open was one of those

Starting point is 00:19:23 urgent care eye places. I make the appointment, I go into there. First of all, I get a text when I pull up to the place. Because I made an appointment, I pull up to the place. As soon as my car gets there, I was the only car there, I get a text from a random number saying, don't come in. What? What?

Starting point is 00:19:41 I literally went, what the? All it said was don't come in. Oh no, oh hell no, they're harvesting eyeballs. I literally questioned, I said, what? Question mark, it says, I'll let you know. I was like, I didn't stutter, punk. And then so I'm sitting there just waiting, looking at the door, sitting in my car,

Starting point is 00:20:01 a lady comes out and she goes... Waves me in. I'm in there I walk in all the lights are off. It's a doctors office like an orthopedic. No it's an orthopedic your eyes or is that your feet? Okay well it was one of the ophthalmologists. Whatever it's one of the eye doctors. Optometrist, it was an optometrist office, right? There was glasses, there was eye things everywhere, right? I was like, this is a doctor's office. It was dark in there.

Starting point is 00:20:32 Nobody was in there except for me and her. And there was kids' toys all over the floor. I was like, what the? And I'm like, like, and like one of the walls was straight chalkboard and it was just like kid drawings on it. I was creeped out. She goes, go to the only room

Starting point is 00:20:45 that has a light on in the back. I'm like, all right. I don't like this at all. I go back there with one eye. I'm starting to itch. I go back there with one eye. She goes, sit. I go, okay.

Starting point is 00:20:55 I don't know. She goes, explain to me what's happening. I explain everything from the watery eyes to the blurred vision to the bead that I feel like is inside my eye. She goes, okay. And this might be hard for you to listen to some guys, so hit that plus 15 on your thing.

Starting point is 00:21:08 I sit down and she goes, okay, I'm gonna have to numb your eye. Oh! So I lay down, she goes, put your eye back. I put my eye back. Put my eye back? I put my head back and she drops this drop in my eye. And she goes, it's gonna burn.

Starting point is 00:21:21 It burned like hell. My eye goes numb. And then she puts the, she makes me do an eye test to see if I'm blind. I am. Then she goes, okay, now I'm gonna have to really see what's going on. I said, what does that mean?

Starting point is 00:21:34 She goes, I'm gonna have to, what? She goes, take your clothes off. I gotta see what's really going on here. Take your clothes off. I'm like I'm not sure what this has to do with my eyes. She's like she's like I knew it. And so she goes we're gonna have to really see what's going on with your eye. Dude I'm itching I'm literally itching you tell me.

Starting point is 00:22:00 And I said okay. She goes put your head back again. I go another drop she goes yeah she opens up my eye she goes now this is gonna help me really see what's going on I was like I don't understand she puts this eye drop in my eye but like keeps putting it's a lot of it and it's just like I'm like like waterboarding my eye I, oh, she gives me a napkin. I wipe the napkin on my eye, because there's like drooping. It is like stained yellow, like piss yellow.

Starting point is 00:22:31 I'm like, what the fuck? She goes, don't panic, don't panic, you're okay, you're okay. She goes, whenever you cry for a little bit, you're gonna cry for a little bit, you're gonna cry yellow. There's gonna be yellow coming out of your eyes. You go, why am I crying? I should've even told you a bad joke or a sad story. No, but I do, I start involuntarily crying out of your eyes. You go, why am I crying? Yeah, I should've even told you a bad joke or sad story.

Starting point is 00:22:45 No, but I start involuntarily crying out of my right eye. And so I'm wiping and I'm crying yellow. And she goes, put your head on this thing. I put my head on this thing. She's going quick. And she puts these UV lights in my, it's the brightest thing I've ever seen. So apparently she dyed my eye.

Starting point is 00:23:03 She dyed it. And then put this specific light in it to match the dye so seen. So apparently she dyed my eye. She dyed it. And then put this specific light in it to match the dye so she could see all up in my eye. There's any like bodies floating around and fragments of stuff? Technically, I just had some things on my eye from like, Just build up probably. Yeah, build up.

Starting point is 00:23:17 And she goes, it looked like the contact that you dumped, your kept in for so long, it had in it. What? So apparently there was something in between the contact in my eye and I had it in there for two months yeah she goes you could go blind you could have gone blind and I was like oh yeah wouldn't have been ideal and so I'm fine I just have to wear eye drops and stuff you're welcome back to the use it oh my. We got co-hosts!

Starting point is 00:23:46 I'm like, Cam! How was your week this week? I'm like, over here, duh! Oh my god, that is probably one of my favorite things ever from a movie. What? Anchorman 2. When he's blind, and he's talking about, uh,

Starting point is 00:24:02 like, the only thing I remember from Anchorman 2 is a river of a ****. It's at that part. when they're in his little cabin on the beach, and he goes, uh, feel that. Tell me it doesn't feel like a cock. Oh, yeah. And they're like, and then he goes, every morning I wake up and I drink glass, or whatever he says, they're like, but you're blind. Yeah. You're just blind.

Starting point is 00:24:24 Yeah. He's like, do you not hear what I'm saying? I love it. This is a great. The You Should Know podcast. This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek. Cam, let me tell you something about SeatGeek. Talk to me.

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Starting point is 00:26:22 Unbelievable. First off, can we just spitball? Can we possibly toss a couple of darts on the board? See. I took a lot of time with that unbelievable first off Can we just spitball can we possibly toss a couple darts on the board see if I get a guy surgery? No, not really LASIK you were either at an underground some sort of trafficking now what they're moving that's up to them or Eyeballs, they're traveling out of all their no they're traffic They're like the fact she's shoulder checked told you to not come in shoulder check you go when it's only her Yeah, only you and kids told you to not come in shoulder check you go when it's only her yeah only you It kids told you take your clothes off and kids drawings I'm just saying it's a weird place. Thank you. She was a really sweet lady though. She gave me a hug and everything. I'm sure She was bigger too. She was bigger. What what clothes were you wearing?

Starting point is 00:26:59 um check them check Them check it for a wire check him. Yeah, You're an eye doctor. You don't hug me. You never know. You don't hug me. But, you went to an underground place. Yeah. I had- oh my god. Today. Walking into the studio. Today. Uh oh. I overheard this.

Starting point is 00:27:16 Where at? Park and garage. Okay. Get off the elevator, walk upstairs. There's two gentlemen behind me, both wearing a green green shirt probably like landscaping company or something. I sh** not. This is probably my new favorite thing. I don't know if I like spoke this into existence. It keeps happening to me. I'll like walk past people.

Starting point is 00:27:33 I'm not trying to ear hustle, but I just get maybe five seconds of their conversation and then my own crazy beautiful mind gets to create the rest of it. This happens a lot. It keeps happening to me. I sh** you not. This is all I hear. Yeah, that b**ch is the heavens a lot it keeps happening. Yeah, I you not this is all I hear Yeah, that's throwing up a lot. I think she's on her last leg. Oh We I mean you had some great times with her right yeah, hell. Yeah, it was great

Starting point is 00:27:55 She came over for dinner the other night oh That's all that was the five second that was the five second excerpt The first three seconds you're clearly talking about a dog Yeah, 100% that's a dead dog almost a back end. Yeah, you're talking about a human woman Yeah, what do you mean? She's on her last leg is this woman dying? It could be what's going on it could be I? Mean that it's it was it's those moments. That's all I heard and you didn't ask for a follow-up didn't ask her What am I supposed to turn around say yes? Talk about a German Shepherd or Leslie?

Starting point is 00:28:26 What do you like... But, bro, it keeps happening. Okay, that is so strange. What do you think they could have been talking about? Honestly, it has to be a woman. It has to be a woman that's on her last leg. It had to have been over-dramatic on the last leg shit. Maybe she's like a heavy drinker or something and she's like... She's on her last leg drinking or whatever, something like that.

Starting point is 00:28:44 But I 100% think this man is talking about a dog and he goes, hell, she came over last week for dinner. I go, I was like, wait, whoa. And I just kept walking. I was like, oh my God. It keeps happening. That's very strange. It's so weird. Speaking of throwing up though, I saw some news. I saw some news this week the goat is back Joey chestnut is back Joey chestnuts back now if you don't know who Joey chestnut is basically he's the he's the Tom Brady of hot dog eating contest he is the LeBron James of

Starting point is 00:29:19 hot dog eating contest he is the glizzy gladi. Now he's he got banned for PEDs or yeah. Taking stare taking drugs to be the national throat champion is I mean that is crazy. Out of this world. I know some people that could go throat for throat with Joey Chestnut. I would beg

Starting point is 00:29:37 the differ. I would bet if Joey wanted to he'd be. How much would you pay? I go I go hell man all I got about 200 that's okay doesn't have like teeth surgically removed I don't know but I feel like that's illegal and now at what point is it cheating so does anybody know the number of hot dogs Joey chestnut takes down in the allotted time what is the time to hot dogs we looked at I down in the allotted time. What is the allotted time to hot dogs? Can we look that up? I think it's like 57 or something.

Starting point is 00:30:06 Let's look that up to get it for sure. Cause I have a question. It is 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. 70 out of here. Listen to this, okay. Listen to this. Joey Chestnut does 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. He eats them in 10 minutes. 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. He eats them in 10 minutes. 76 hot

Starting point is 00:30:26 dogs and buns in 10 minutes. That's not holy. Now I have a question. Oh my god I love this. How many do you think we could do? If we're in a hot dog eating contest with Joey Chesnut, he's to the right of us. You see him take down 76 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. How many do you think we could take down? Two follow ups. Same a lot of time, right? 10 minutes. You and me are both eating hot dogs? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:50 So we're a tag team and it's one number. No, no, no, we're all, us three are different competitors. Oh, there's, oh, we'd have a much better chance if we got to work together. No, no, I'm saying we're all going to get each other. Obviously, I think I can give Joey Chesna a run for his money.

Starting point is 00:31:01 Shut the hell up. Honestly, I think I can't. Shut the hell up. If I'm, dude. You don't finish any regular meal, we get. You know I'm a glizzy gladiator. You know I'll throw the glizzy. I've actually, that's a crazy thing to say. Crazy statement.

Starting point is 00:31:15 I will. Andy does it dry. I do too. Can't, I'm saying you do it dry. I know, okay, so think about this. Every time we go to a sports game, what do I always crave? A hot dog.

Starting point is 00:31:24 Whenever we go to the movies. A What do I always crave a hot dog whenever we go to the movies? I'm movies every time I'm somewhere like that that it has hot dogs. I want a dry hot dog and I Crush it. No the fact you do a dry criminal, but I'm not saying that you you love a hot dog. There's no doubt For you to get 76 hot dogs. I would have to allot you Three to four business days and And I'm, I'm actually not exaggerating. Kim, I have never seen you eat more than two in one day. And you think you're going to do 74 more in 10 minutes. If my back's against the wall, I'll put seven I Go you better not ever run to a corner in prison

Starting point is 00:32:18 Oh you that boy said you rival Joey chest no you do you paint chestnut No if I was doing it I'll do it your chest. I'm gonna show you a chestnut. No, if I was doing it, I would do it right. No, okay, we're gonna do this. My God! Did you leave your spine in the Tesla today? If I was doing it, I'd do it right. I'd have open Kool-Aid right in my pocket, ready to go. What? That's a reference, that's all we sell me all get.

Starting point is 00:32:43 Anyway, you don't think I could rival Joey? No, we're gonna answer it Now, okay Stick your hand out Be an honorable man. I'm an honorable man honest answer. Honest Gabe. We're gonna say get off of me. You're right You haven't held you in a long time It's so long since we've held You hate me. That's not true You just don't like when I take my

Starting point is 00:33:08 You don't take Adderall? You should I wasn't going to say that, no I'd probably You don't take when I take your what? That's what I said You don't like when I take your ass out? I don't It's great in clothes, outside of clothes Oh it's clothes outside of clothes

Starting point is 00:33:30 Oh, it's bad outside of clothes not bad at all no no no it is bad. It's not bad. It's library It's it's it's not you don't get a check from an independent school district Oh, no, no if a Disney princess was based out of Alabama that'd be mine Can't under percent can't you do not as a southern belt the Cam's ass looks good is if when he's twerking. That's the only time his ass looks good. What are we doing here? As if I have that just on my emo belt. Yeah, Cam shakes his ass more than anybody I've ever met. Cam, you shake more ass than anybody I've ever met.

Starting point is 00:33:55 I shake more ass than Payton. Yes, I... Let's think about this. No, no, I... I shake more ass than him. Yes, I show more ass. You FaceTime me and literally go, Hey, tell me how it looks today.

Starting point is 00:34:07 That's unbelievable. That's seven days a week like I said, okay, okay, but look at this Someone black hair oh My god, there's so much dark black hair down there. Yes. No, okay. I will take this I show I show more bear You twerk more no, okay, but back to the thing Your doesn't look good outside of clothes, even in clothes from certain angles. That's not true. No. And if I put you in a certain period of wicked conversation like like a divorced 48 year old black man would love you.

Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah, though, Terry Crews would have a field day with you. I go, oh, where'd the sun go? No, no, no. I'm going to the bathroom, move. No, okay, dude. If we're to like, there's a line, there's a curtain, right? No, you're joking. He's- No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:35:01 There's a curtain and all they see is this. All they see is this. And it's your ass in my ass lined up with the curtain. This is going to be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling.

Starting point is 00:35:16 This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. This is gonna be very telling. That curtain was there, right? In your mind, your mind, size, shape, which holds more weight in terms of a boonda? Size,

Starting point is 00:35:32 shape. I have that on you either way. I have size and shape on you, Cam. Dude. You're wide. You have a wide load. It's great. I have a hitch trailer.

Starting point is 00:35:43 Some people like to grab that. I don't. I got size and trailer. Some people like to grab that. I don't. I got size and shape. I'm saying, maybe- We'll cut the cameras right now and y'all can pick. We'll step right there and I'll show them our a**. No, you have better sculpting. Yes.

Starting point is 00:35:57 I have more size. You have a wider set. No, it has nothing to do with wide, you a**. It has everything to do with wide. I have, this is a crazy conversation. I have more a**. Yes. You have better sculpted.

Starting point is 00:36:12 Yes. Ten out of ten. More people would double take my a** than yours. No. You're crazy. Now, okay, say we're in that curtain and we turned around. Who went? My name's Peyton! The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by True Classic.

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Starting point is 00:37:52 So retry the whole question. On the count of three, we're going to say, say your honest answer in 10 minutes. You, me, and Joey Chestnut, we know he's took down 76. In 10 minutes, how many hot dogs and buns can you eat? Okay, in 10 minutes. Okay, hot dogs and buns, let's go. Here we go. This is me?

Starting point is 00:38:07 Like you're answering for you, I'm answering for you. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Forty-five. Cam, Cam, I've literally seen you body bag a stranger's food. You can definitely do more than 14. I know you're on this journey right now.

Starting point is 00:38:25 And I know you're trying to maybe convince yourself. Buh-Buh, you eat big. You're big eats. Cam, we are on tour right now. You have smelled food in the crowd. You have jumped off the stage and bitten off somebody's food. That is so not true.

Starting point is 00:38:41 Ask about Hollywood in our LA show you did it so not true you The exact argument you're making for me. I can make in reverse for you, okay every time we get food Yeah, you do not even finish the singular meal made for one person Okay, and you think you're going to monopolize this contest and go for 45 The reason is I love hot dogs. I love glizzies. I will literally go. We can put money on it.

Starting point is 00:39:16 I can do 45 hot dogs in 10 minutes. Payton. We can do it on Patreon. We'll set up a whole thing. Payton, I want you to hear me. I will print the deed to my home. I want your child if I do it. I want to, I want to be Malachi's dad.

Starting point is 00:39:30 I will literally have Malachi's birth certificate, the deeds of my house, both of my pink slips and my dog and her little color. And I want your wife. And Liv. No. Oh no. We'll try it. 45. And can I smoke before? Can I smoke? No, no you can't. That's not fair.

Starting point is 00:39:51 They have they have Usada there. They have Usada. They have drug testing? They have drug testing. Because if you smoke yeah there'd be some freaks that go up there. Okay, but let's do we're not we're not in the we're not in the in the in the main league we're in a side league they don't know. No, no, cuz you're your claims you can do 45 now that skin real. Oh, okay smoke. I got no do 45 I could do 45. What do I get cuz you're so confident. What do you want? What do I get? I want everything I want all of you. I want all of it. I want all of it cuz you're not that not that you can keep that I already got that The jokes man, it's it's a point

Starting point is 00:40:24 Let's do it. Ride in my Cam-Win. Alright. Let's settle. I want your home, your car. I don't own my home. So you can't have it. Okay, I want you evicted.

Starting point is 00:40:37 I want you to be homeless if you lose. That means CJ would be homeless. No, that's fine. That's way overdue. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Completely kidding, see. He can go back to Arkansas. That's fine. That's way overdue. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Completely kidding see. He can go back to Arkansas. I want you to live in a street And I want your every waking moment to be like

Starting point is 00:40:51 Oh hot dogs, glissies, glissies. That's what I want. Oh well. There's no We will move past it. We're gonna try this on Patreon. Up cut in the comments right now if you're in the koala club If you're not in the koala club join it. We'll set said I'll build a heart club. I'll spend $20,000 on a whole stage and I swear to God, I am passionate about this. And you will reimburse me for that when I win. That's fair. That's fair. Okay. Let's do it. Let's just do that. Let's just do that straight up. 20 grand. 20 grand. If you eat 45 hot dogs in 10 minutes, I will f***ing sell you $20,000 on camera.

Starting point is 00:41:26 I'm not rich like him. I don't have $20,000 to dispose of. And if you lose, you send me $20,000. I don't have $20,000. Hey. You have $20,000 to save. I don't have $20,000 in my savings account. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm a black man. Are we just lying right now? Are we lying? I'm black.

Starting point is 00:41:41 Are we just saying boldface, clear, factual eyes? Hey. This is your first Juneteenth as a black man. I'm black are you saying both face clear factual eyes? Hey? This is your first Juneteenth as a black man Okay, but we're going off the thing of gingers are black this is cams first Juneteenth. Whoa! Whoa! Ooh! He's gotta deal with that, not me. He's gotta deal with it. No, I didn't mean that! That was supposed to be weird. I didn't mean that for that.

Starting point is 00:42:20 Oh, I can give you something else for that. But Cam, technically, if we're going off your history, right, you've always been the crouton. You've always been the token white in the black friend group. Always. I was actually inducted into the Faithful Black Men of Oklahoma Society. And the crazy part was, one, I'm not black, two, I wasn't in a relationship. But they've literally inducted me in it.

Starting point is 00:42:38 I was in their Facebook group and everything. Spread it out. Oh, what? To this day. Why? During my college years in Oklahoma, I was so appreciated and liked that the faithful black men of Oklahoma society inducted me as an honorary member. And I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 00:42:55 I'm so serious. It's a real thing. If I could log in to my Facebook and show you I'm a part of that group. I swear to God. Who inducted you? I think it's just a bunch of like uh from Oklahoma like Yeah

Starting point is 00:43:14 Like all right No, seriously, did you ever go to a meeting? No, did they might do I saw a couple fellow members at some parties? But I didn't like yeah, I was like, what's up, brother love forever faithful Wait, so you were saying I was not in a relationship and I'm white as hell in the faithful black men of Oklahoma society That's an honest truth. I think Oklahoma is so They're like anytime we get one cool light They're like, anytime we get one cool white dude, put him in. Dude, yeah, that was crazy. Holy ****.

Starting point is 00:43:47 And I remember. Yeah, actually I can't say that. Dude, oh my god, those parties we used to go to. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking a thousand to fifteen hundred people. It was like in little convention centers. Fifteen hundred college-aged people, and I'm gonna say say people but can you help me? It was like 95% black people. Okay and I am obviously white and I I was an

Starting point is 00:44:13 attraction. Oh no because you know what Cam would do? Happy Juneteenth everybody. Say it. Happy Juneteenth everybody. Did you learn what Juneteenth is about after last year? I did yes. It was It was when the South received the good news. And that's what, no, it's seriously called that in the textbooks, that's why I said that. That's not why you said it. No. But you got lucky when people pulled that out.

Starting point is 00:44:33 No, I remembered it. That's why I said it, I said something about the good news. Like the South heard the good news. Hey, congratulations, we don't owe you anymore. Yeah, dude, no, but honestly, that's kinda crazy, the whole, like. Slippery. No, no, no, yes!

Starting point is 00:44:46 I'm saying the 40 Acres and a Cow or something like that. It's just a lie bro. Mule. Mule, 40 and a Mule. Like that's... Stop it Cam. That is crazy, yeah. I don't think anybody's gonna be like, wow, profound take Cam. Yeah, yeah. Except for Pierce. Pierce will be like, I don't think it's that crazy. Anyway.

Starting point is 00:45:04 That guy from Oklahoma? In the front row? Oh no, he can't. He literally watched the whole show like this. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:45:12 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:45:20 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. to like, we'd go to these parties. What? We would go in, right? And Cam, dude, he's always had this thing. He would've just naturally been accepted because it is Cam and he's cool.

Starting point is 00:45:31 Like we rock with Cam because Cam's rocking with us. Right? But Cam always wanted to make it a point. Like, hey, I'm cool. I'm down. I'm down with you. I'm down with you, all right? Cam would go into these parties and he would be like...

Starting point is 00:45:53 Hat lower than comfortable, lower than Jesus. He would lick his lips, right? He would lick his lips. And he would pucker up and just look. And he would hit a walk When into these parties that I've never seen him hit before honestly that I've never seen you grab this part of your belt and walk And I don't know why you started it at these parties. You know what I mean? And you got a little wider in your state. I got a little wider a little slower. I just walked fast

Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah, I just walked fast and I quickly realized that's not hot. Yeah. That's not hot. All the homies walked slow. They were grabbing something near their Johnson. And their hats were lower than mine. And then, so there's this one woman, right, that came up to him. And she was very eccentric. And she was very passionate, right?

Starting point is 00:46:37 And maybe a couple drinks have gotten into her, right? She goes up to Cam and goes, Oh, you fine as hell. Now Cam was thrown off. And this is the first time he's been around a lot of people that weren't his culture, right? So he comes up to me, he in the moment, he's like, thanks shorty. Like he's trying, he's really trying hard. He comes over to me in the party. He comes over to me and he goes, P. I'm like, what's up bro? He goes, you've, he goes, is it normal for black ladies to call you? Say it like that.

Starting point is 00:47:15 That is what happened. But I did not say it like that. You are not allowed to say that. I said no. I asked a genuine brother to brother question. I said, Hey, Hey, P, let me talk to you. Now, I'm gonna ask you this, and I need honesty, because I need to know how to go about this.

Starting point is 00:47:31 Has a girl ever said, given you a compliment, but the way she said it to you was with. And P said, what the. He said, no. I was like, all alright, second follow up. Is it acceptable if said woman looks like you? And he said, no. And I was like, okay.

Starting point is 00:47:54 I don't like, it was... But then he goes, now third question, is it weird I'm a little f***? Yes or no? Did you say you liked it? I go, I've never been talked to like that. Did you say you liked it? I said I've never been talked to like that. Did you say you liked it? I said, I've never been talked to like that. It was definitely different.

Starting point is 00:48:06 It was, it was the spice. It was like, it was like my whole life, I was salt and pepper and she just came and said, I was like, I was like, oh my God, what is that? It was different. Oh, I can't lie. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Fume.

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Starting point is 00:49:50 It's just never normal with you. It can never be. I just have an issue. It can never be. Don't I? Hey man, what's up? You go, I don't know what's in. Like it's always- there's always a curve ball. I can't believe it.

Starting point is 00:50:01 And it's a curve on it too. Here we go. I can't escape it. You're like Bob Ross of like sexual stuff Oh, yeah, I can just paint a vivid picture. I've painted some things on you No, I'm not even giving that time today. You've given me a lot of your time doesn't take long though Keep going see how we can do it. I Forgot to tell you this story tell me the story. Let's go that happened with my wife Olivia I feel like I was doing something with poop. Tell me the story, let's go. That happened with my wife Olivia. I feel like it has to do something with poop.

Starting point is 00:50:26 No, no, nothing to do with poop. Okay, good. Very close though. I knew it, I knew your wife and it's a story you're telling, it has to do with poop or something near. Brother, we're in the mall, Liv splits from me, I gotta use the bathroom, you go look. I go, okay, I'll be right here. She comes back, her face is lit up,

Starting point is 00:50:40 she's like literally almost in tears laughing. Right. She walks up to me and she tells me this, babe I go to the bathroom, I use it, I go to wash my hands right before I'm leaving. There's this woman in there and not to be rude, she doesn't look all quite kind of like put together, she said.

Starting point is 00:50:56 What does that mean? I don't know, right? And I said, I was like, huh? She was like, just wait. The woman starts talking to herself while washing her hands. Don't like that. She's saying, oh thank you little faucet, oh thank you cute little faucet. Wait, the woman starts talking to herself while washing your hands. Don't like that.

Starting point is 00:51:05 She's saying, oh, thank you, little faucet. Oh, thank you, cute little faucet. She's saying that. And she said she's doing it in that voice. Oh, no. Oh, just wait. She said, oh, you're such a nice little faucet. Oh, thanks, faucet. So Liv says.

Starting point is 00:51:22 She goes, I know I don't hear things right all the time, so I need to make sure I'm hearing this. So Liv, and they're right next to each other. And Liv looks at the woman. The woman looks up in the mirror and peeps Liv looking at her. The woman under her breath goes, what the f*** are you looking at? Says that to Liv. Thanks little faucet.

Starting point is 00:51:45 What the f*** are you looking at? And live, live. Obviously hears it. Yeah and lives ghetto. And lit. So powered her though. She said she just double took and looked right at her. She said and looked right at her. Right at her. Am I having a stroke? Right at her. Right at her. Why am I not saying the H? Right at her. Right at her am I having a stroke right at her right at her right at her right at her Yeah, it's hard sentence right at her right at her right at her Because we're from the south we say right at her okay. Yeah, we don't say right at her

Starting point is 00:52:15 Save that for those Canadian See you soon Right at her oh my I literally thought I was like something like I'm getting very hot right now right at her right at her Right as it right at her. I'm not it's cuz we're from Texas or accent I'll save you right at her. Oh my god. Okay. That's not bad. Okay now that was weird you got it I like disassociated for a second sometimes. Oh my god. That's me 90% of the time so enjoy my life She goes you looking at Liv looks right at her and the woman takes off running not running, but she leaves Okay, the restroom she abruptly leaves rips the paper towel walks out and Liv starts chuckling

Starting point is 00:52:56 Yeah, cuz Liv is probably about to gonna let her have it like who the fuck I'm talking to. Yeah, but the woman dips Yeah, so Liv she was like I gotta see with this woman like that was strange Yeah, what you know she dries her hands. She walks out. She says the woman looks at her husband who's sitting on a bench and the woman goes Snaps at the husband. Oh, that's hot Stand up He stands up Walks behind the woman and then Liv says, all the way to the escalator.

Starting point is 00:53:25 Now you know, okay, this is like, imagine the Nordstrom we always go to and the mall we always go to. You know how you leave the bathroom, you hit that right and it's like a long walk. It's like, it's open, all the clothes to your side. So Liv said this woman had a thing. She touched every single piece of clothing

Starting point is 00:53:41 on the way out of the store. Her husband was following in line and touched every single thing the same way the woman did. I do that sometimes. But then when they get to the exit she turns around and I said there after she told me I said there's no way they're married. She said no they both had wedding rings on like that's her husband. She turns around when they get to the escalator, looks at her husband and goes, hurry the f*** up! Oh, and that was it. Abrupt ending, I know, but my god. So, there's some people out there. There's some people. So where I'm going with this story is I think We got a kink going on Some sort of kink I think I think there's some sort of handcuffs and now like clothes around the bed

Starting point is 00:54:35 Now what would I do what would I do to spend 45 minutes with her at night? I like that my initial question tell me to stand up. My initial question. What would you have done if you're the man in that scenario? Oh, but that was all but that was all like it was a new behavior. Oh, there was a new behavior. Yeah. Well, I'll be in a respectful way. Why are you speaking to me that way? Oh, that's what you say. Oh, my dearest woman. Why do you speak to me? Why do you speak to me that way? My bride? Why do you speak to me in that sort of way no yeah that's strange absolutely I just don't understand you and your wife y'all see the best things in the world you know don't have

Starting point is 00:55:17 follow-ups you he acts as if I'm supposed to walk up to the woman go yes you give me the backstory and I can tell tell you a story, because I did it. Me and K-Rob went to this abandoned mall in Dallas. And I wasn't going to tell a story, because to each their own on their things that they like doing. I saw a woman carrying a man around on a leash in this abandoned mall. And I wasn't going to bring this up on the internet.

Starting point is 00:55:44 He had one of those cool masks on they were all leathery swear to God oh He was she was carrying him like this he's bedazzled collar and everything they had the whole get-up Oh my god. He was on his hands knees. No no no he was standing He was standing now. Oh my god now. This is in public Well sort of is an abandoned mall like there was only like six stores in this mall right? That's the worst mall I've ever been to Worst mall ever we were walking in there. I was in there to film a tik-tok. All right, and You know to me your desires are your desires

Starting point is 00:56:18 What gets you going in the bedroom is none of my business as long as you're not hurting yourself for other people, get nasty. That's my MO. Now. This isn't your bedroom. Now this isn't the bedroom, but it's still none of my business. This is Jersey Mike's. This is the food court. No, so we're walking around this mall and I see I'm at an angle where I see a woman walking upward like this and she's holding some kind of string And I in the angle I couldn't see what she was dragging along. It's a six foot two white man With a bedazzled collar and a mask on now and I and it's not crazy to me because I've heard of these things before right Now in you I'm saying I say this say, I followed up.

Starting point is 00:57:07 I'm following you now. Your day is my day. I need to know where you're going, what you're shopping for. They stopped at Wetzel Pretzel. She asked him what he wanted. He didn't speak. A lot of head movements.

Starting point is 00:57:18 It was real, they had this thing going. Was he barking? No, no, nothing audible. It didn't get too weird. And that's weird, I don't want to kink shame here. But he was sniffing it, like his snoot was his main method of finding. And then I wanted to see what kind of car do these kind of people drive. Minivan.

Starting point is 00:57:37 Oh hell no. And she was driving it. He didn't get in the passenger seat. He got in the patch back didn't get in the passenger seat. He got in the hatchback, he got in the trunk. Not the trunk, but she opened it up and he didn't get in there like a human would. Like you know how you just kind of one foot in while the thing is going back?

Starting point is 00:57:57 It was kind of like how when you're with a German shepherd and the door has to all the way open and you gotta tell that thing. All the way open and you got to tell that thing. The door all the way open two feet into the thing and he sat right behind her. Like this? He didn't but it wasn't like they were trying to be known but I'm saying this because it wasn't like they were trying to do something out of you know he was still a human. Really? Yeah. Really? Zana-Lish didn't talk? Yes. But he didn't go full canine. Like I'm saying, he didn't crawl, he didn't bark. Yeah, if she would have threw a ball for him, he might have went and got that motha**. I would have cut his leash and said, you're

Starting point is 00:58:38 welcome. Go, go, go. Get out. Now what do you do? What do you do, right? You're married. I don't know how long they've been together. You're married 30 years from now. What do you do? What do you do right? You're married. You don't know how long they've been together What do you're married? 30 years from now that's a long time. That's a long time at this point missionaries not good Are you I'm done. I think, I go, I go, I go, are you, I mean, now, and I say it to say, which is normal, right? 30 years is a long time.

Starting point is 00:59:14 I'm gonna love my wife. Love is not the question. But we need to spice things up. Liv says, Kamwe, yeah, go for it. I've been watching a lot of Caesar Now she brings Caesar to the house No to your friend and you go you're biting see some of them

Starting point is 00:59:51 to get your wife off oh ok there's no way in hell yeah there's no way in hell yeah, there's no way in hell. What are you? What have you 30 years into a marriage? Your wife goes hey, I want you to get on a leash you get on all fours and don't talk and wear this ballgag We're gonna go to the mall. Oh, no, I wouldn't go to the mall. So he's like painting. Can I get a picture? I'm like, oh you go You feel like this you you you circle your wife you go That is oh crazy oh Oh, dude growling at Caesar Milan s4 plays crazy. Oh, that's funny, okay?

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Starting point is 01:02:18 Now this is an awful backup statement because I was gonna say I kind of smell like. No, dude, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. And We gotta talk about this on Patreon because this was dead when you flagged on YouTube. Cam's like body odor smell like so I have... No, it's not body odor. It's not body odor. It doesn't matter. Let's play the picture. K-Rub smells like yogurt whenever he stinks. Like when his body odor is yogurt. Like it's like it's like uh what's it called? Ozo's? What's it Oikos. Oikos. He smells like Oikos like everybody. Well he smells like wildberry Oikos with a little bit of protein powder in it. You smell like that right?

Starting point is 01:02:51 I smell like McDonald's. I smell horrible. You smell like metallic. You smell like a whopper is being made on a copper like pan. Yes and Cam, mute this this cam smells like no I told him that smells like literal human come That's only not it now. This is this fact. I'm not denying. Yeah, there's highly agreeable. Yes, I smell that like that right now Yes, dude, like I'm literally like I did it here you go No, it's only yeah, it is only when it's like if I'm like, no. It's only when it's like, if I'm hot naturally, it won't be this. If I am hot because of a bulls**t circumstance, like it's crazy hot in here in that extra heat today, that's when this comes out. And I don't know why, it's not every time.

Starting point is 01:03:39 If it's a regular day and I'm walking and say we go to a mall and all this stuff and deodorant wears off, that'll just be kind of like nasty like it's regular body oh yeah little oniony this happens when it's like excessive heat and sweating yeah like whenever we were in college basketball together like I would smell that on camera but I box out for too long I was like coach I need some more boards let's go for some good classic box out drills coach what do you say rebound is really important? I want paid I Go come here roomie. Come here. I

Starting point is 01:04:09 Keep missing shots, Jeb, but die Okay God I miss that guy. Oh nice fucking't fucking nothing! Castle! I had Castle! Alright, I have a question for you. And I think, I actually know what you're gonna say and it's gonna piss me off. But I've had this happen to me this weekend and I want to know what you think about it. If I have to guess, it's something that is very, very easy that most people would agree with. Okay.

Starting point is 01:04:43 And you're this, oh don't be a sheep to the government, don't let him take your money, IRS. Oh, get your bird bag fat. Get your bird bag fat. All right, all right. Is it okay? When you start with that, it's never good. It's never good.

Starting point is 01:05:02 Is it okay to like rob someone if someone robbed you first? Peter Pan relax. That wouldn't be bad either Is it okay to go number two in somebody's house if it's your first time being there? Absolutely unequivocally yes I knew you would say that. I knew you would say that it's it's so rude You have you're so rude in strangers homes, dude And you you love to think like like this is the same guy, you would love, you'd think by the way you talk about that's so rude, you'd think your dinnerware

Starting point is 01:05:34 and your chinaware is silver lined and it's perfect, you eat your meals like this and. No, I have respect for other people. No, you leave my house trashy every time you come to it. That's not true. Every time. That's not true. There was a Gatorade bottle under my pillow in a couch cushion. And that is from you.

Starting point is 01:05:49 That's from you. It was where you said. But think about it. The first time you've been to somebody's house, genuinely, that means you're newly friended this person, right? Your first time being at somebody's house. And you're going to defecate in their home?

Starting point is 01:06:02 If I have to poop, only Christ himself can stop me. If the trumpets flare and the sky splits, it's the only way I'm not pooping no matter where I'm at. I'm barely peeing in a stranger's house. I will poop at a local YMCA youth game. I will poop in the middle of church. I will poop in someone's brand new house. I will poop in a mall.

Starting point is 01:06:21 I will poop while I'm trying- I will poop while I'm getting tailored for a suit I will poop in your grandma's oxygen tank if I have to Now that would last one's a stretch, but that's the show. I'm not kidding. Cam, see that's what I'm saying. I will poop at dinner and come back to the table. That's what I'm saying. I will poop at dinner and come back to the table. That's what I'm saying. You have no respect. That is wild to say. I argue that is the I have the ultimate respect for myself.

Starting point is 01:06:43 No, okay. No it's not. Okay, look, listen, you knew you were going to this person's house, it was a planned event, right? Cam, you're the only one that is 30 years old. You are 30 years old. 27, don't you dare. You're 30 years old and you still get surprised by your own bowel movements. Like you'll sit there and be like, oh wow, dog, you just ate.

Starting point is 01:07:01 You should know, there should be a warm up feeling for when this is gonna happen. Go to the restroom before you go to this stranger's house, Cam. Okay, I am 27 years old, not 30. Second, these O moments is because my **** is clean, right? A lot of stuff can happen. My gut is in line with lead and toxins like you. You can eat and be like, I'll poop on Thursday. I don't have that luxury. I might poop, might get digested really good. But hold it, hold it. I'm not holding my shit.

Starting point is 01:07:30 It's not happening. I'm sorry, I will, I'll, no. Okay, and then, and then you won't even, but the thing is with Cam, he doesn't courtesy flush and he doesn't spray. Now that's, now that's, no, my, no, you don't, you don't. Oh, son of a, oh my God, that's not true. No, you don't.

Starting point is 01:07:43 Cam will literally, he likes people to basket. It's like some weird kinky guy. It's like some weird like tribal God, that's not true. No, you don't. Cam will literally, he likes people to basket. It's like some weird kink he's got. It's like some weird like tribal like, that's my smell, my smell. Like that's his thing. Like he will walk out of a restroom and 12 people will be in the living room and everybody's like, what is that?

Starting point is 01:07:54 And you'll be like this. That is not true. I, yes it is. I def, if there's spray in the bathroom, I spray, including your stupid little toilet peppery sprays that are always empty. You put that there for show to look cool. Doesn't spray anything.

Starting point is 01:08:09 You hit it, it goes, nothing's coming out. And I go, and it's still there, same one for a year. You, I mean, this is mind-boggling. Your own father, half your DNA Destroyed my house You thought it was funny because I am understanding enough as a grown man if you gotta take I've literally left people's houses to go back home to poop and then came back. That's cuz you're secure and I don't know what it's poop Any person that's the most vulnerable part of you? That's everything that I've collected for the past 24 hours. See, 24 hours, that's unbelievable. I can eat food at 8 o'clock, 10, 30, I'm shitting.

Starting point is 01:08:48 You eat food on Tuesday and Thursday. That's the difference between you and me. Honestly, your shit is probably so painful. You said you scratched porcelain and shit. I have normal being poops. I go, uh. That is not true, Cam, you literally went to the doctor one time because the inside of your toilet was painted red.

Starting point is 01:09:06 That was sensitive information. That was sensitive information. Now that also, and I would argue, Cam popped a hemorrhoid in a stranger's bathroom. No I did not. No I did not. No I did not. No I did not no I did not You bro, there's no there's actually no way like would you leave okay? Would you leave someone's house to go pee? No, I'll hold it. I've peed in somebody's backyard before before I peed in the toilet That's worse. No, it's not. No, it's not cuz you Swabs in their fence instead of in the toilet designed for something that every human being on this earth does I peed on an anthill if anything I was helping Do you hear yourself, huh? Do you have a you have a deep insecurity you You have a deep, oh my, you have a weird thing.

Starting point is 01:10:07 It's sensitive, that's so sensitive and private. No one's, you're right, it is private. It's behind a locked door in a literal room that is only used for that. Kim, you can't even say anything. You pooped on an airplane during descent. You had to hit the button and say, hey, I got a, even though we were hitting turbulence

Starting point is 01:10:25 on the way down, you were in the toilet like this, on the plane. I was. And then you're banging on the wall, everybody was like, what the, and then you got out and you're like, didn't flush. And what does that say about me? You don't care, you're a terrorist.

Starting point is 01:10:39 I stand, 10 toes, I care about myself more than anyone else's opinion. Osama bin Kamlin That's who you are put it making a t-shirt make it a t-shirt About our height to is it bro Osama bin Laden was six five golly. He's six five Patreon real quick I okay To I'm saying this and I don't care. I am right in this scenario. You know there's no way There's genuinely no way that you're swaying me

Starting point is 01:11:15 At the end of the day who do you have who do you have your who whose back do you have the most out of anyone? In this world yourself who should you respect the most yourself? Yes, who should you love the most yourself? Yes? I have to poop. I'm pooping. Yes, okay, but I understand, I understand the world does not revolve around me. If we're in a house and everybody's eating, I'm not going to pick the closest restroom and just shit there because of my convenience.

Starting point is 01:11:37 That's not convenience. If it was during a dinner or something. You've done that. Yes or no? Yes, I've done that. That's fine, that's close people I love. In terms of the first person ever, if were eating food. I I'm in your house That's not changing, but I'll wait till you eat that last bite of broccolini, and then I'm going to tear up no That's the thing you'll literally be like oh guys. Oh guys. I'm really working up here. I'm really it's really coming guys

Starting point is 01:12:00 You want to hurry up you like imagine? I'm trying to eat a casserole and he tells me about it. You don't even like casserole, it's too white! You don't even like casserole! And then to top it off, Cam thinks it's a funny icebreaker to show us pictures of it. That's only certain friends that get that privilege. That's only certain people. You're disgusting. I tried to induct you into the poop showing.

Starting point is 01:12:20 You didn't like it. No, that's a weird kink y'all got. It's like that's up there with the canine activity. No, think of it as like bass fishing. God this third. That's so That's so bad. It's it's it's it's trophy. That's oh I could say a lot name one name one leaving to go to a gas station to take it and then coming back. That's you No, my dad does it you know oh well my dad does that my dad does it really dropped a drone strike in my bathroom My dad did that because my mom when dropped a drone strike in my bathroom.

Starting point is 01:12:45 My dad did that because my mom, when they lived in an apartment together, when they were first together, she didn't want him in the house because it stunk so bad. She would make him go to the gas station across the street to live. Liv's stepdad has to leave his own home to go to the gas station.

Starting point is 01:12:58 Yes, and that's right. That's what you should do. If it's going to infiltrate the air of everybody, do not do it there. That's just a fact. Don't do that. Not all of us have the luxury to have three floors. Yeah, oh, it stinks.

Starting point is 01:13:11 You get to your golden little bidet. And that's the thing. And that's the thing. I have three, okay, yes. Yes, okay, yes. Okay, yes. You get to... Okay, yes.

Starting point is 01:13:22 I have three floors in my house with three bathrooms. Yes, okay. That's fine But you still choose to poop in the bathroom that is in my kitchen The worst one to poop in cuz you're disrespectful. I would argue that's first off. You don't eat in your kitchen You don't eat in your kitchen. Yes, I do. I cook food in there. Oh my god Oh my god, you eat on your couch or your bed. Which is right by where? That's closest to that back. Thank you

Starting point is 01:13:45 But that's the same if I have to and I'm right there. I'm whatever in the comments right now put Yeah on the outside put put parentheses W parentheses B. Whatever it is for disease him no you Oh, you, next here. Oh. What? I mean, what is it I'm saying? Shout out to our Mexican homies. Shout out to all of them. You, for the love of God, okay,

Starting point is 01:14:08 now I'm passionate about this. We talk about poop a lot. The Peyton girls, I mean just for, Can I get a, ow! For five seconds, for five, no, five minutes. Put that to the side, be honest and truthful. Honesty!

Starting point is 01:14:22 So yeah, sorry, I will not infiltrate your home with bowel smells. I will go respectfully respect your environment, your time, your food, your space, your energy, your chakras. I will remove myself so you can be comfortable. I am thoughtful. This is my combat to that my combative statement. Why do we have bathrooms? My bathroom, if it's my house, I can shit in. If it's a stranger's house, I cannot shit in. You're not shitting in my house if you're a stranger.

Starting point is 01:14:51 So in that same regard, oh my God. The reason, no, no. It's called a guest bathroom. It's called a guest bathroom. Yes, you. That's fine. Go, Kevin, go, Kevin, go, Kevin. That was predetermined.

Starting point is 01:15:04 That was predetermined. That was not, this doesn Cam win. That was predetermined. That was predetermined. That was not, this doesn't count, that was predetermined. Go Cam win, go Cam win, go Cam win. Hey, even Cam, even Cam said that one is not a good go Cam because it was predetermined before we got the ruling. But I wanna say, I wanna say, oh my God, no, that threw me off. I did throw me off. It wasn't about this. It was about something else. Oh, the reason it was about this. The reason we don't

Starting point is 01:15:32 travel on a tour bus is because of camp is because he wants you all over it and there's a no policy on tour buses. You do not everybody. thank you. We're coming back to the Ushino Podcast. We will resume this on the Patreon. Get us out of here Cam. That was a great episode. Great episode. Episode 170 Ushino Podcast. We absolutely love you. Thank every single one of you for coming back. We will see you next week on 171. But look right there in that description. Scroll just a little bit. take it toward tickets It's gonna be the first link get your tickets we are popping back out to Phoenix and Vegas at the end of this week and The East Coast will be a couple weeks after that. There's a few tickets left in every city You got to check click that link. It has all the cities right there. We'd love to meet you

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