You Should Know Podcast - THE YSK HOUSE TOUR! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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The YSK House Tour is officially here. That's why this house has been here. today is the day. Presale tickets are available right now, March 30th. Right now, on the Kuala Club and Kuala Club only. For those of you that have made a massive mistake in your life, and are not in the Patreon, the Kuala Club. Tickets are available to you, the general public,

April 2nd at 10 a.m. Easter. What is the YSK House Tour? We will explain it some more. me and Cam live completely different lives. The life of Cam, our oldest shovel dad, Payton, a single rich, rich, rich, Rich.

Bachelor. But together we make the YSK House, and we're bringing that house to cities across America and across the world. We're going to go to San Francisco, San Diego, my hometown, Austin, Texas. Houston, Texas, Orlando, Florida. Boston, Massachusetts.

The second home of YSK, Columbus, Ohio. And then Chicago, Illinois. But you know where we're ending the domestic YSK House tour? Right here in our backyard, Dallas, Texas, 10 feet from the studio right now. And we are confirmed, confirmed, going to Sydney, Australia.

We are, don't curse, we're confirmed, confirmed, going to Melbourne. We are confirmed, confirmed, confirmed going to London. We're going to Manchester. The YSK House Tour is here. Tickets are available on the Patreon right now. The Koala Club only right now, but General Sale is April 2nd at 10 a.m.

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YSK House tour, baby. Yes, sir. And you forgot something in the intro, big guy. I forgot something. You forgot something pretty big, buddy. About the tour? Uh, you could say so, yes, sir. What's about?

Merch. Now listen, merch is live the same day that general admission tickets are. So Wednesday, April 2nd. Did I say that right? General admission? General admission. That's a own qualification. Tickets are live April 2nd.

Merch goes live April 2nd. General public, not admission. So yes, merch is live. I did forget. Merch is live April 2nd as soon as the tickets go live 10 a.m. Eastern time. So I'm very excited about tour. Beyond excited.

No, no, no. Can I say something to the YSK fan base real quick? Y'all the worst. No, no. And I love y'all to death. Like, I was trying to piece together this whole tour rollout for at least a month. Yeah. How many, how much one I spent on toy houses?

We had the little, we had the little Dom Toretta one first. Itty bitty. Someone said, I can't see what that is. Got rid of that one. Got you the big one. No, no, we had the first sale sign. And all the comments were like, oh, their studios up for sale. They're moving studios.

Are you nuts? We posted animated jpegs throughout the last three weeks. of houses, of ball pits of all sorts of shit. Yeah. So. I think you posted a picture of a bus that said tour bus. Yes, I posted on Payton's Polaroids, the Instagram. It's a small Instagram page, but I posted literally a tour bus on it.

So a couple people got it. Like they were like, maybe this is about a tour. I mean, somebody thought I was becoming a real estate agent whenever I posted, like, the professional pictures that me and Cam took on my Instagram. Like, it's unbelievable the things people come up. Like, a real estate agent? It's like, are you here? Here? What would possibly make you think that? You're just going to go start selling house.

It was impressively, it was impressively bad, the guesses that y'all had. But to the few of you that got it, congrats. Because there was some few, we all had a couple. They were like, oh my God, y'all going on tour, win, win, win, win, win. Yeah. So congrats to y'all. And so we are going on tour. It's the YSK House tour. We can explain it a little bit. Yes. You want to take the reins? Yeah. So the YSK House tour is me and Cam's life is so different, right? Like Cam is a father. Well, by the time we go on tour, a father of two. Father of two, that's wicked saying. And I am not a father of anything.

You're my father. You are your own father. Yeah, you know what I mean? A lot of people do call me daddy like Pierce, right? Say it. There you go. See? Daddy.

So, so we live two different lives, but we're forming this one household together. Right? His household's chaotic full of kids, mine's full of degeneracy drinking a partying. But we're going to combine it to the YSK house and we're taking this house on tour and all of y'all are invited into the house. Each time we go to a city, once you enter that building, you're in the YSK House. You're in the YSK House, and there's relatable parts for everyone.

You have the chaotic, you have the kids running around, the up early, the going to bed early. You have the never going to sleep, the partying, the gambling, all the fun stuff, being able to just drop whatever he wants to do and do whatever. You got all that in one place, and it's the YSK House. I think it's really interesting too, because the fans, like y'all,

the people that support and watch, I noticed this a lot in the last tour, because it was the Payton versus Camtour, a lot of people, whenever they were siding with Cam, is because they related to his lifestyle. And they sided with me, you related to my lifestyle. And so that's why I sparked the idea of like, our lives are different.

And everybody that listens and watches, y'all's lives are different. And so, but together we can form this YSK house. And I think once y'all come to the venues and come to the show, you can see, like, we're creating a whole world around this. It's going to be amazing. And it's just, obviously, we're not going to give you the whole thing right here. but like the conception of it to the promoing it to just talking about it.

Like it's going to be amazing. I'm actually beyond thrilled that we finally announced. Oh, I'm so excited. It's like a weight off the shoulder. It actually feels weird to talk about it. It feels like we're like saying Voldemort. Yeah. We're like, oh my God, no pun intended.

Yeah, it's kind of like the Sarah review all over again. Literally. Bring in the YSK house store. Literally. But no, it's, it feels great to finally say it. And it is like we're talking about a dirty little secret. Yeah. So a lot, I know there's inevitably, every time we announce a tour, there's going to be comments about,

why aren't you going to this city? Where'd you go to this city? Well, it's because I don't like going to Kansas. I don't know what I'm saying. What's not? No, that's not it. We would love to tour all 50 states, but it's even a, it's a miracle we were able to do this tour because this is a month after Cam's second child is born.

Yeah. We're going on tour again. So you got to keep that into consideration. Please keep that consideration. So. And that's going to even. be the beautiful part about tour. You're all going to get fresh dad of two cam. And so he's going to be like extra in his dad bag. Oh yeah. He's going to be checking on people in the audience.

Everybody has sufficient water. I'm like, hey, medics. We need medic. Ro four. She doesn't look good. That eyes drooping. Get that. I go, Cam, she just has a lazy eye. Yeah, I go, never mind. Call them off. Call them off. No, it's going to be, uh, yeah, definitely keep that in consideration. Obviously we'd love to go see all of you, but we try to pick some, um, some big spots, some spots that are like central to multiple other locations. Like, you know, it's not, it's not like, oh, we're going to New York and then Cali. It's like, we're going, we're going pretty much our big places and our touring agent did a really good job of putting this tour together. So I'm super excited about it. If you're in the Quala Club, go get tickets right now.

You know those meet and greet sell out fast. Um, and then to general public. If you're in the general public right now, you don't want to wait until April 2nd. Go get in the Qualic club. right now and you can go get a ticket. So, yeah, it's fantastic. I'm super excited about it, man. Oh, I am too. I hate how you act on tour, though. Why? Dude, you're so weird on tour. I'm weird on tour. I'm weird on tour. If I followed your footsteps last summer, I'd have cirrhosis of the liver. And I'm weird on tour. How the hell am I weird? Dude, how am I weird? I actually said alarms. I make sure we're up. I actually brushed my teeth before we leave the room. Okay, that's not a tour thing. That's a life thing with me. I don't brush

Oh my God. This is rich. I'd love to do it. It's either you want to have the most fun or you're the worst person ever. Yeah, Peyton, sometimes I'm tired. That's all it is. That's all it is. Sometimes we're on the four shows, four nights back to back to back. Yeah, I might not want to go street sweeping in Columbus. Sue me. No, that was the worst part because I remember we were in like some lit city. Like I forgot it was either, let's say it was like Boston or Chicago or like some cool. Fun City to explore 8 p.m. in Boston. I know when Ken was like, I'm gonna call it a night. I'm not going out.

But then we go to Detroit. And he's like, let's scooter around the city at midnight. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not going around eight miles. I'm going to see what M was really talking about. I'm getting on eight mile on my lime scooter. No, I mean, I'll give you that. I don't think that's weird.

I think that's being a human. I think sometimes I got that little extra pep in my step. Oh, okay. I already talked to Liv. She's asleep. Malachi did great. The show is fantastic. Let's go kick it.

And other times I'm like, well, I gotta go talk to live, the kid's throwing up, my feet hurt, my back's sweaty, and I need to go to bed. Dude, but that's not fun. That's the whole part about tours. You're supposed to go be a party animal, a rock star, man. No, you're, and, oh, this, oh my God, this rock star thing with you. You are, you're very close. You are your own version of a rock star. But you just vandalizing the hotel room is not a rock star.

Yes it is. You're like, say this is like food or something. He's like, oh, I'm gonna bed. And he lays down, takes his shoe off, throws it. He goes, oh, is this $10 bottle of water? Oh, that'll wake up. Oh, that'll wake up. Yeah, we have a shower.

We have a next shower. He goes, dude, that you only live once, Cam. I'm like, I was finding, like, just stuff I could stand on. And I was like, yeah. It's inappropriate things to stand on. It'd be like 1 a.m. And you're literally in your underwear, you rip the curtains back you're standing on like the 15th floor somewhere literally going like this

dude it's oh don't do that and I'm like I'm like meanwhile if you pan if the camera panned over I'm in bed like this just trying to go to sleep geez no I do love sharing a bed with you though you didn't want to share a bed with me on tour you said my talons hurt we talk about this too much yeah you yeah I think God we get two beds and that's kind of like the whole the whole principle of this tour I guess we just kind of explained it like how our lives They're so different. And I think as the tour goes on, we'll create more tour stories.

And so when we do these shows in front of y'all, y'all get like a live update of what's going on. So I'm super excited about that. I'm excited to explore, to dive into that. There's a very fine middle ground. There's a very fine, it's very much Payton's over here. I'm here. But we share some things right in the middle.

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If we could get each other pregnant, right? I'd be the mom. Really? Yeah. I would knock you up. You'd have to. Really? You would take it from me.

I would because I am more nurturing than you. So I would have to be the mom. I would be a very good mom. I don't know if you would. I'd be a better mom than you. You think you'd be a better mom than me. Yes. In what

universe are you a better mom than I am? You are not loving, like physically loving. You're an aggressive guy. You can't even poop in public. I would whip my nipple out in a heartbeat to feed my child. Kim, you don't go,

Kim, you wear underarm and compression shirts in the pool. You don't take your shirt off in public. That's not true. That's not true. I did it when I was a kid. That's not try. I ate way too many Oreos.

That's not true. I take my shirt off. So you would definitely not take your feeding tube out. Payton, when you want to go to the club or go have a drink or go play top golf at 11 p.m, you can't. Yes, I can. You're not leaving the kid home with me. That's not how this works, buddy. Kim, you have to pour some weight. You're the mom.

You're the mom. I'm the mom. I'm staying at home. Yeah, you got to feed. You're not going to go swing a fine iron with little Bubba going. First of all, I do you get to the sky. So if you don't think I can produce milk at a rapid pace, I would, fill up like eight little bottles of food and just have them prepared. I wouldn't meal prep with my.

I'd be like factor meals and like, first off, my milk would be more pure than yours. My milk would be more pure than yours. I'd have more pure milk. You'd have pure milk. I'm more nurturing. The fact that you're trying to argue that is beyond. Kim, you don't cuddle right. I've never seen you cuddle your wife.

I cuddle my wife all the time. No, you don't. Raise your hand if you ever seen Kim Kiss his wife in public. Three, two, one. Nobody. Thank you, Pierce. Thank you, Pierce. Pierce. Yes. Thank you, Pierce. You've seen them kiss on the lips in public. Yes. No. He's lying,

Pierce. He's lying. I've never seen. Okay. Honestly, Cam, I'm, thank you. Cam, who's a more like, genuinely, like I know I'm, like hard, like I'm a thug, right? Yeah, you have a soft heart. Yeah. But like I, I, I, I cuddle well, I nurture well. I get gifts. I love flowers. I ask for flowers. Yeah, that's dumb to me. Who's more feminine. Me or you? Probably you. Exactly. But that's in, that is in this real life.

If you actually had to be a woman, I think I would be the better woman. I think, you, oh my God, you'd have motherfuckin over your left and right. Yeah, my baby would have Gucci on

that, like the baby paid for. And what are you doing for that Gucci? Because I'm, I'm nose down. That's not of your business. I'm nose down working hard. I'm working hard.

I'm working hard too. I'm staying up as late as I have to. No, Oh, but the difference is when you hit the bed, when I hit the bed, I'm going to sleep. I'm turning the shoulder. You hit the bed, you're pulling out that ring light and an iPhone 17 Pro Max with a crystal clear camera. You can't just- And you're going to hit one of these right here and go, oh, hey Steve.

Oh, hey, Steve. And then the next day, my baby wakes up with rags to riches story and your baby's in a Dior jumpsuit. And that's- First of all, first of all, workers are workers. Let's not put it down. You can't just, no, first of all, you're not going to diminish my career. You can't do that. You're not going to disrespect me in front of my face.

You're not going to do that. You can't just start a blue pages and then make $40,000 a month. You got to market that, right? I would market that. I'm a master marketer. Okay, that's fine. And so that's the hard work

that goes into it. You stretch your butt off five times a week and see how easy it is. You go, it starts to hurt. Okay, you might, okay, you know, that is a job, that's your profession. Yeah, you know, that's fine, you know, okay. Okay, let me be honest.

Can I say something? Yeah, go for it. You're going to go more points about them. Go for it, go for it. The only motherly thing about you is those child-bearing hips. Oh, yeah, that kid would have a great, a great birth to now if it came out of me. Oh my God, Octa Mom, you can push out eight. For you, that kid would be like, ow, ow, ow, ow!

It'd be like getting pushed out of a two-by-four frame to, like, a tunnel. Don't talk about my narrow urethra. Don't talk about you know that's a medical condition that I'm having problems with. Wait. Dude, I got a tight urethra. You have a tiny peepie hole. Oh, my God. Dude, when I, it's like, it's like,

Oh, I mean, this is stupid. I love it. Dude, okay, can I say something happened with me? No, but like how tight, though? Like, how tight? Well, I haven't gotten an x-ray, but... No, but, like, how tight? Like, I think it's small than a hook in it.

Like a ballpoint pin, though, but the hook doesn't do anything with the hole. The hook and hole, they don't correlate. Your horse... Well, the hear of the whole thing. No, I know, but at the end, where the stuff comes out is the hole. What'd you say? The hole. Mine's a slit, not a hole.

Yours is round? I have a hole. No. Mine's slit. Wait, mine's a slit. No, mine's a slit, but I'm saying it's big enough. Like, there's, that's the whole... You opened it up?

Yeah, I put gloves on, like, jam. Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what you're saying. Let's do the new topic. Let's do the new topic. I'm sorry, Patreon. We'll talk about our... You're rethreat.

Howie, owie, that hurts. Okay. Oh, no, okay. No, no, no. I, before I even lose this thought, no, sir, no, sir. You can punch it all you need to. Before I lose this thought, I've lost a thought before, but she found another man.

Here we go. I might have more speed than you. Go as fast as you can. Go as fast as you can. First of all, okay, it is about speed, but it's also about, it's definitely about the depth. 100%. I think, hold on, I think, honest.

Do it again, do it again. Do it again. Whoa, that's good depth and, crickets. Yeah, you know, it's something missing. It might be my hips. No, I think my balls are big. It might be the, well, my balls aren't small.

I can do it. Look at your nut. A little, it's like a little jugglatation. Yeah, that it hurts. What are we talking about, right? Here we go. Back to reality. Can I say something?

Oh, wow. I was about the roundhouse kick. RIP Chuck Norris. I wanted to bite. He did die. He did, yeah. He's dead. He went to my middle school.

Why did he not get a lot of praise when he died? He did. Really? Just not on your FYP. I guess not. He was all over my FYP. I didn't see anything. I didn't think of this.

I did not know Chuck Norris. The Chuck Norris died until lives grandma. sent it in the family group chat. Can I be honest? I think it was a thing. I didn't think he was still with us. I think that was a big thing.

He wasn't 100% confirmed he was alive either. Exactly. I think he's one of those like, oh wow, he was still here? Oh my God, what was he doing? But how old was he? I mean, he lived a full turn. What was he?

86, I believe. He lived a full turn. It's a hell of a life. I mean, if you're wishing for much more than that, I mean, you're selfish. Yeah, I mean, let's share some oxygen. 86, let's go. Yeah, get rid of it.

Especially as Chuck Norris. How many middle schools can you visit? You're not fine. I mean, he visited my middle school, and I mean, that's it flew a girl into a frenzy. Shut up, shut up. Chuck Norris visited your middle school. I did not know Chuck Norris went on a PR tour, a press run. No, no.

The Chuck Norris visited you when you were 11 years old. Chuck Norris visited my middle school every year. Chuck Norris was at my middle school every year. Did he? Because I was in Kickstarter. What is Kickstarter? Our karate program. Go be moved.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know I was in Kickstart program? Oh, where did the end of the were you ever going to tell me that you've done karate? Oh, I didn't do karate. I was in Kickstart program, which was a karate program. I never got past the white belt.

But you did karate. Oh, yeah. You practiced a martial art and you've never said it. Oh, I had the traditional garb and everything. Yeah. And Chuck Norr, and the whole thing was Chuck Norris is going to come at the end of the year, to watch you kick wood. That was the whole thing.

Oh, I'm about to pass out. This is a good, no, this is good. I didn't tell you that? No, you didn't tell me you were in karate. And this was when you were young, you had your long hair, jagged teeth. Oh, Chuck Norris looked at me like I wasn't a human. Oh, yeah, he looked like you probably came from somewhere.

Like, you were inhabited. Oh, Chuck Norris was. Oh, yeah. Chuck Norris probably said, hold it, little. Yeah. Yeah. So I remember, yeah, Chuck Norris, I was in the Kickstar program. Well, Preston was in at first.

Preston was a dual athlete, my brother. He was in band doing the trumpet, and then he would do kickstart program right after. He quit Kickstar quickly after. And then he told me, hey, Chuck Norris comes to the school. And I was like, I love Chuck Norris. I never really watched anything of him, but I loved him. He was just one of those beings that you just heard of. You never watched this shit, but you knew who Chuck Norris was.

So I was like, I'm signing up for Kickstart, right? I watched Walker, Texas Range with my grandparents. Is it crazy? I don't have a single memory from Kickstar other than Chuck Norris. I don't actually remember doing anything. I remember having the gear and then like, and just showing up and Chuck Norris was at the end of the year. That's all I remember. That is what grade was this?

Sixth. Sixth grade. That is very much like you're cognitive. You're there. Oh, no, I was there. You probably like, sixth grade, you're liking girls. You're doing sports. I think I was figuring it out.

I wouldn't know. I wouldn't be completely sold right there. I mean, I didn't have any test subjects, but that's what I think. He said, hell, I tried. I just couldn't get lost. I mean, there was a guy named Ralu Escobar in my school. I mean, he got it done. Dude, there was this older guy in my school.

I was in kindergarten. He was in fourth grade. It was that little reading program. Mm-hmm. You were in a reading program? Swaggy, my, no, it wasn't like, we didn't have to be. It was something for the fourth graders. They had to come down and read to the kindergartners.

Oh, you were in pals. See, you called it pals. We didn't call it that all. See, we only did that for our students that needed a little more help. No, they did it for every class. So maybe our entire teacher. I go, come to think about it. No one else ever talked to him.

No, it was first grade. But no, they, but he, bro, just aura. ORA, man. Bro, no, dude, no, fuck that. This is a better aura story. We were in the seventh grade and we had this, like, we practically had, like, a week of pretty much like borderline Olympics. Like, the way our school worked.

And I don't, I don't, I never heard another school do this. to be in athletics. Like say for me, I only wanted to play basketball. To be in the period of athletics, you had to play the sport that was in season, or you weren't in athletics. No, you weren't a good enough athlete. So no, no, no, but it was for everyone.

It was cross the board. So school starts, I'm in football pads. Because I want to be an athletic. And I say, hey, I need a helmet. They said, we gotta drive to the high school. They said, we gotta get, no, I had a high school helmet in the eighth grade. I had a high school helmet when I was 12.

And I'm not kidding. That's a hundred percent. It was me and one of them. Me and Jared Bell. Mine was more, it's very normal shape, just large. His was kind of kingdom crystal, but we both had massive heads. Oh, having to get a custom football home. They said, Bell, Kennedy, come in the office.

Shipments here. And we literally had, we had high school helmets. So football, boom, right? And then so forth, so on. Football ends, now it's basketball. Right. You have to think about what I'm about to say. There's, like, for every sport, there's a hundred and 20 kids trying out

because they want to be in athletics. Yeah. So, and then the same thing, to track and baseball is at the very end, so I finally was like, I'm good. I don't have to be athletic anymore. Right, right. So at the beginning of the year, though,

they did your, like, baselines. Like, you did like your squat max, your bench max, everyone went outside and ran miles, all these shit. So they would just have it to gauge you as an athlete. Right. This kid, I'm not going to say his last name. His name is Noel.

Shout to Noel. He ran. In the eighth grade, he ran. I think a, It was either 457 or 459 mile. And when I said, he blew the rest of us out of the water. Yeah.

Come to find out, he was held back two times and a late starter. He was 16 in the eighth grade. He was 16 years old. He was 16 years old in the eighth grade. I watched him drive himself home for practice one day. I said, we're in a junior high. How is he driving?

I said, how did he just get behind the wheel? Next year, went to high school, he got arrested. You want to talk about, you want to talk about a that could have went pro dog? Y'all don't got on my point in O'L. He was, now granted, he had a hell of a head start. I mean, he was. Oh, no, he started halfway. Oh, kids should have been on JV.

He's playing eighth grade football, B team. He was looking at scholarships. Yeah, I'm like, holy. I'm like, there's like Megatron catching those passes. He should be on varsity. I'm like, what is going on? Can we find out what Noel's doing now? I probably don't want it. Probably don't want it. But I hope he's good. Hope he's good. When did you lose track of Noel? After you got arrested. He got arrested and then we didn't, I don't really know what happened to him to be honest.

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School is an interesting place. Kids are interesting as well, man. Kids are very interesting. I have an interesting story with the child that happened this week. I mean, that's crazy. Now, that's a harsh start. Now, I'm not gonna lie. That's a harsh start.

That's like a, let's call it a yellow card, right? You're not out of the game, but the rest is watching you. The ref's watching you for the rest of the contest. That's a rough start. So I had an interesting story with a child. No, I put a child in my car. Beep! Red card!

Red card! Get him out of here! No, I didn't know the kid. Oh! No, y'all aren't gonna make me look like this. Y'all are gonna make me look like this. That's not what I meant. No, I asked his dad.

No, okay, this is what happened. Oh my God, hey, no more pauses or commas. You gotta speed run. No, okay, so very awkward story happened, right? Very awkward situation. So my neighborhood is full of, like, Oh, oh. Oh, shit. All right.

I didn't get too much deep sleep last night. Oh, God. So my neighborhood's full of, like, kids and families walking up and down the streets, right? In the neighborhood, right? Yeah. It's all that, I'm new to this, right? But there's always kids and families walking, right? Yeah, there is.

And so there is a kid. And there's a kid in his father. They were walking in front of my house. Now, I have a cyber truck, right? Yes. And so cyber trucks are really cool to kids. They love cyber trucks, right? Now, it's a big fridge with wheels.

Now, I was inside my house, but I can see my front yard. I see this father and his kid walk up to my cyber truck that's in my driveway. No, sir. And so now, my neighborhood is really friendly, right? Like, everybody talks to everybody. Like, everybody tries to be cordial. And I'm new to the neighborhood, so I don't want to be the, get off my lawn, don't touch my truck. Yeah.

And it's a child. So I was like, I mean, whatever. You could have cosplay as like a Southern Alabama 7-year-old white man right there. Yeah. Get off on, don't touch my truck. Yeah. Exactly, but I didn't. I wanted to be, and I have a soft spot for kids.

Like, I want them to, like, enjoy life and, like, you know, if they, if they see my truck, I want to show them. Like, Daxon, your nephew, he loves my truck. Yeah, he did. So, it was a little too much, but the dad and the son were looking in my car window. No. Yeah. At that point, I don't care about being the new guy. F*** out of here.

What do you think you're doing? Hey, that's not normal, right? I wish I would have said that. No. Oh, leave. I wish I would have said that because what I did was so awkward. Oh, God. So I walk out of my house and I go, oh, your kid liked the cyber truck?

And they go, yeah, man, sorry. He just, he loves cybertruck. He's the first time seeing one in person. I was like, oh, I'll show him. You want me to open the door? He can sit in the driver's side. He goes, oh, is it, is it canny? And I said, yeah, of course.

Because I've seen those videos on Instagram where, like, there's a Lamborghini and like they make the person's life by letting them sit in the Lamborghini for the first time. This was my Lamborghini, right? Yeah, that Lamborghini is typically outside of like a retail store, though, right? Not your house. Right. And so now, if you know me, my car is never clean.

So I forgot. So I've been meal prepping, right? Oh, my God. And one of my meal preps was salmon and the other one was ground beef. I had left two of the meal preps in my back seat for three days, right? in the Texas heat. That's borderline like in a fence. That's like you put that kid in a chamber.

That is... It's one. It's one affected. What the hell? Okay, if y'all want me to be honest, it's one of those things that rolled out all the windows. I'm like, I'll get to that whenever I get home. And I just always forget.

I'm being honest. And y'all can't say I'm not honest on this podcast. No, it's a grotesque smell. And so I'm like, oh, I'll open it up. He can sit in the driver's... That is so excited. excited for his son. I open the door.

He picks his son up and puts him in the car. He goes, look at, oh my God. He goes, he goes, oh my God. And so I go, I go, oh my God. I grab my mouth. I go, I go, and then I pretend like I've never smelled it before. I go, what is that? Oh my god, you flip the script, you go, what do you do?

Oh my god! They f*** the kid goes, Dad, I don't want to be in here. Painting, oh, my God. He's putting this kid, he's like, oh my god, the kid's like, oh, no. Doc, dude, I have the biggest painting attack ever. That kid jumped out of that car. He's like, ah! The dad said, thanks.

The dad said, thanks so much. The dad said, thanks so much. And they walked up. He's like, he was serious. Appreciate it. He just walked up. He doesn't even look. He does the wave without looking.

He's like, no, it's exactly how it walked off. Dude, I was like standing outside of my truck for like two minutes. Just like, you know, what do I do? I'm just like, it was the most embarrassing moment. See, and that, bro, those are the reasons. Those are the reasons that I've learned to not be kind in this life. For those circumstances. Yeah, you can be overly kind to like, it's, it's one of those things.

Like, I'm not, I'm not going to sit here and say, like, karma is this, is this real thing that it's guaranteed, whatever. When you, it is so weird with an unbeatable track record. When you're living a normal life and you're a good person, now if you're a bad person, sure, go out of your way to be kind every once in a while. When you're a good person, and nine out of ten things you do, they're jolly, they're legal, everything's good. And then you just get that inkling to make a little kid's day and to show them a fridge with wheels. Put them on the inside of that spaceship. It never, ever works out. Yeah.

So, I think the majority of the awkward things in my life have come from me trying to be nice. Dude, doesn't that suck? Yeah. Because it's like, you don't want to be this cynical person. No, I don't. That's like me. That girl's waving. Start waving at her back.

She gets all scared and runs away. Now I'm in the neighborhood creep. They put my fucking picture in the Facebook group. Yeah, exactly. Did that happen? Apparently. Apparently. Wait.

I'm not like this. Well, you're a most wanted in your name. No, not like, but it was a picture of my car. You're like, watch out for this car. Yeah. Is that why you park in the garage now? Yeah. I said, you don't need to know where I live.

Bro, I'm like, I'm like, I tried to wave at a girl that seemingly was waving at me. Yeah. And then it was really her friend on the other side of the car. Yeah. And just because I go. And do the shit. She's doing. She runs off and tear.

Came you went. Yeah, I go. Oh, dude. Hey. I, speaking of being with younger people, I hung out. with your kid, man. No, I gotta stop. I got to stop.

I got premises better. You are like, it's like a jigsaw of words right now. You are, it's speaking of being with younger people. I think you need a paternity test for your son. You are out of your mind if you don't think that kid is mine. I'm saying it might be mine. What the, does that mean?

Can I say something? No, what does that mean? This isn't an embryo tube thing that's, but still a perfect baby, I'm saying. No, I'm not saying that means you banged my wife. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying we do share underwear sometimes so some things might have collided. I don't know what happened. You think, I don't know how it works. Excess crustaceans impregnated my wife. I'm saying it's a possibility because I posted your son on my Instagram story the other week, right? And I mean,

an astounding amount of DMs I got off of that Instagram. They saw he was yours. They said, Malachi looks unbelievably like you, Payton. And I go, no, no, he doesn't. I looked again. And I say, well, this little white boy got my eyes. Bro, he, okay. No, he does low-key look like me.

Yeah, he's, I mean, no wonder he's so cute. But you would me look alike. Cam, if we looked like a shit. If we looked alike, Cam, oh, come on. We don't look alike at all. Look, do this. Cam, if we looked alike, I would use a facial wash. Oh, God, that's rough.

That's a problem. Your brother used a hospital for that. Your brother used a facial wash? No, a man didn't. To him, he's superfluid. What is? Where the f*** your brother lip? Arkham?

What do you mean? I don't want to know what it means. Yeah, I can't know. You can't go into that. Oh, my God. This is borderline on monetization, this whole episode. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Okay, yeah, don't say anything else. Brother is the written? Yeah, what on earth? What do you steal from the Rothschild? Battery acid in his face and super glued his eyes. That has to be muted, right? That has to be muted. It has to be muted.

Oh, my God, okay. Patreon's getting a hell of an episode. Oh, this is unbelievable. Oh, wow. Tickets are on sale right now for our tour, the YSK House Tour. YSKA. This is, if this isn't a sneak peek, I don't know what to tell you.

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But don't heckles because I'll kick you out. Yeah, I'll make funny first thing, kick you out. And there's no refunds. No, no refunds. Oh, can I say real quick what we're selling? Can I say what we're selling on the to? No, you're gonna get next topic. But what we're selling at the shows,

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It looks really good. And Mean and Greet, you get a custom, you don't get, but you get to be in front of a custom step and repeat. Yeah. It's really cool. We're doing a lot of new days. They don't know what a seven repeat is. It's like the backdrop.

Yeah, it's really cool. Yeah. Anyway, what are you saying? I was saying, I have a question. Now this is a timeless question. Yeah. Timeless. And I think, I want to see if your perspective has changed now being with Sarah.

So, timeless question. Hey, Joel. Okay. What is it? Would you punch Sarah in the face? Nope. For a billion dollars. I'd, yeah.

What? anybody. I'll punch your son in the face for a billion dollars. Whoa. I'm sorry. You punched Malachi in the face? A billion dollars came. Not much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars. So you'd punch Sarah? Yeah. Hard as you can. Yes. Sorry. No, that's fine. That's perfectly fine. That's it. No, no, no. I'm saying. Yeah, I do anything for a billion dollars. You can, you can fill me looking at you. I'm sucking it. I wouldn't say anything. Don't say anything. But I asked my dad that, right? Yeah. We're sitting around the counter. Yeah. And my mom's right there.

And it started with, I put my fist up to my mom just playing with it. And I was like, it's white people fun That's some white people fun My mom, I never touched my mom's face by the way I never touched I don't know what her face skin feels like She doesn't play it like If you ever want to see my mom mad

Put a finger in her face She doesn't play with that That's different It's different bro You never touched your mom's own cheek I don't know my mom's face feels like I'll never know I'll never know

I'll never know what my mom's face feels like Not even like oh mom Oh no no no Like not when you were young You'd be like mama I don't Maybe I was like Malachi's age, but like not like when I formed myself, no.

So listen to this. I'm sitting there with my parents and I started with that and I was like, oh man, that would that would really mess you up. And my dad chimes in, he's eating pizza, mind you. He's sitting there face down. He goes, oh, I would knock her clean out. Fold bad. Yeah.

And I just go, like, all right, let me segue this. I go, dad, would you punch mom in the face as hard as you can, as hard as you can for me. billion dollars. My father, without hesitation. That's a piece of pizza and he looks at me, goes, I'd kill her.

No hesitation. No stutter. No choppy voice. He then he goes, I'd kill her. He goes, dad, what the he goes. Billion dollars, a lot of money.

And I was like, you're being serious. He goes, Oh, yeah. You can know how many QTs he could all here? I don't know. I'm not going to lie. I think a QT cup is surgically attached to your dad's paw.

I'm not going to lie. I've known your dad for about 10 years. I've never seen him not of a QT cup in his hand. Like, and I honestly want to, I want to see your dad at that cup. Oh my God. It's like every day he wakes up, he's just like, he sleeps with it. I've seen him nap with it in his hand like this.

Oh. Your dad is a card. Dude character. Dog, when I said I absolutely lost it. Oh my god, dude. My mom was like, oh, yeah, of course. I'm just chopped liver. My dad goes, Lisa, we had a great life. Honestly, honestly. It's a billion dollars. They've been together forever. Like at that point, why not? I think it's selfish if your partner doesn't let you. See, now that, like that. Now, would you, would you, okay. There's not a person on his earth. I wouldn't. On this earth. To me, for a billion. Hit? No, no, no. No, no. Okay. Good. I was not. Probably. I was about I said, we need to go to- I'd hit anybody though. We need to go to couples therapy.

You know, anybody though? You said what? Anybody? Yeah, anybody on the planet. Aunt Carolyn. Anybody. You would rock them, sock them. Hey, Aunt Carolyn, can I have head rub? Clean through the jaw for a billion.

How many times? You gotta do one as hard as you can though. That would be my question though. How many times? You would go more than once. Whatever they need. Oh my God. This episode is brought to you by ethos.

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Now, on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. P, the other day I was sitting there, believe it or not, I was sitting down, and I was thinking about our relationship. Finally! And just how we vibe. You know, you've been working on me, you planted the seed. I've been sitting here thinking. Now, when you think about me, is it close on, close off?

Partial nudity. Nice. Top half, bottom half. Depends. I'm typically bottom half. If it's bottom half, the whole room goes dark. Hitman. Oh my, oh my God, that was...

Bernie Sanders, Bernie Mac! Bernie Sanders taking it off. Hit it! Kick it! Oh, no. Somebody AI Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mac. R. Fereney Mac. Legend. Are you here?

You just said... Are you here? AI Bernie Sanders on top of Bernie Mac because it was a burning Mac Joe. No, like his face on top of his body when he does the hit mac. I ain't scared y'all. Yeah, I ain't scared of him.

You said Bernie Sanders. On top of Bernie Mac's face, like, put Bernie Sanders' face on top of Bernie Max's face. You're just trying to argue, bro. Don't try to argue with me. You've been on some strange verbiage today. No, I haven't. It's verbiage. Verbiage.

Is that a fact? Verbiage? You don't know any shit. You sit and read the English dictionary just you can make fun of people. Wow. All right. Anyway, so while I was thinking about us, I started thinking, some of the things we like about each other and dislike by each other,

they can't be universal. Like some other guys might not like it. Some other girls with their friends, they might not like it. So I have a quiz for you. Okay. All right. This is simply red flag or green flag homies edition. Oh, I got this.

I mean, you're a fake homie 50% of the time. So hopefully this is some reflecting on it yourself. Hey, they're just broad statement things I was thinking about. And I want to know if you think it's a red flag or a green flag. Red flag green flag, homey edition. Yes, sir. Here we go. Continuous roasting or jokes of the other person.

just that. It's circumstantial. That's very circumstantial. I think it's green. I think it's green flag. Circumstantial. Like y'all literally, y'all get off making fun of me,

but then when we do it to someone else is just as much fun. You have to have a big heart. Yes, I think you're not friends if you don't roast each other. That's number one. But it depends on how it's done. It depends on how it's done

and who's doing it. Okay. Now the caveat, now the caveat, continuous roasting or jokes in front of the women. No! No, there's a little worse.

No, the worst. No, I mean, dude, dude, don't try to get us off and making fun of me. Hey, you have to get my car when we leave. And you're roasting me in front of them. No, can I lie? Can I, can I?

Camp, that was you in college. No, that was the what? No, that was not. What? You know how many times because I was less fortunate than you whenever I was coming out of high school and we were,

and we were roommates in college, and I didn't have going out of, I didn't have going outfits. No, shut up. And so we would be like, let's go to the club. I remember I was 18. This is traumatized me. Oh, okay.

This happened once. Yes, this is bad. Yes. And so I remember, I was like, Cam, I don't have an outfit for tonight for the party. Can I wear an outfit? I mean, head to toe. It was Cam's outfit. Shirt, pants, shoes, suit.

No, everything was Cam. And so I remember I had some energy with this girl. And I guess Cam liked her too. Because Cam came over and were like, I think she complimented something on my outfit. Y'all sitting there viving. Hey, Kay goes, you know that whole outfit's me, right? Oh!

I literally was like, worst part, worst part was this. They were viving, she was like, I really like your fit. I literally popped, it was like a drive by. I popped and I said, yeah, that's all mine. I just kept dancing. I said, I got the hat on a special two for one as well. Who was your reaction? No, I froze.

I was like this. And I was at the weird part of my parting phase, because I wasn't old enough to like buy drinks. So when people would leave out half empty drinks, I would just drink them. They called me the vacuum. You had communal audiosis. You had a sip of whiskey, a half a tequila over here. I'm not going to some gin.

That might be the sicky I ever did in college. We would go to house parties like at Oklahoma State University, like huge parties, like 50, 60 people in there. And like the night was getting like done. Yeah. And so there's like a bunch of half drinking beers or half drinking like just mixed drinks. Like just laying around like on counters or on nightstands. I'd do it like this. And I would just go around and finish it

because I wanted to get it to wrong. Honestly, I think I did that for the fit is because all the girls liked you more than me. And I was tired of being in second place. But it didn't come to the expense of my boy. And I was some hoarse. No, like that was crazy. I kind of don't remember that

and I definitely didn't intend it like that. Yeah, this is homie court, bro. This is homie court. It's what we're here for it. Okay, here we go. Take, now this is directly from me. This is from my heart and I just want to hear your answer.

Okay. Takes forever to respond. or text back. Now, okay, we're going to set personal aside. Okay. Because we know I have, I have some, I have some of that. I have a little munchkin, but I always try my best to get back to you. But for the general public. This is my stance on that.

If you need to text your homie 24-7, y'all always need to be talking, y'all aren't actually friends. Yeah. You know what I? He's two kids, by the way. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I'm saying, like, I can live. Guys, stop you. Oh, my God. Like there's friends like I have back in my hometown. I haven't talked to in like two years. If I saw them tomorrow, it would literally be like back to regular. Like we've never missed time. Thank you.

Yeah, that's real friend. Thank you. That was another one on the list. Actually, just always needing to be around and always needing to talk to it. No, you want my butt? Back out. Like, damn. I go, Patreon.

All right, here we go. Always. Big, big emphasis on always. Always down for anything. Green flag. Super green flag. Yes, that's what I don't like about. Okay, but that's a different thing. That's what I'm saying. That's a different thing. I'm like, should I invite Kim? Why bother?

No, I still want the invite. No, that's no. No, I hate you. I hate your participation truck. Such a very participation truck. Oh my god, did what did you have been a participation trophy? Why? Why? How? How? How? Oh my god? The yin and yang of life the lunar cycle has completed. The earth's- Explain. You used to do the exact same thing to me. When? Oh. Oh. No. You would do the exact same thing to me. I invite you to the gym. It's no, no, no.

So then it gets... Because I'm insecure. That's different. So that's even worse. You're taking your insecurity out on me. I'm just like, I can't go. There's a kid screaming. He's screaming.

My wife's angry. I'm hungry. I've slept in 48 hours. No. I'm sorry, I can't go drink tequila on a Wednesday! I can't do it, Pete! I can't do it! I ask you go to the gym!

No, no, no, no. So then on the fifth time, it's like, oh, he's probably going to say no. Why bother? Same thing. No, that's different because I am. You can't let your candle blow it out. No, you can't eat your cake. You can't make the cake and eat it too.

No, the difference is I am available. I just don't want to go. You're just not even available, so there's no point in talking to you. But what if I can move some chest pieces around and get available? and get available. You never have. That's not true. And oh my God, another thing is you'll call me at 7 o'clock on a Wednesday.

Be like, hey, you want to go out in an hour? It's like, can't do that. Tell me on Sunday. You know, no, no, no, it's, yeah. Okay, next one, here we go. Competitive with the homie. What does that mean? Like, always trying to compete, always trying to one up.

Oh, it's lame. That's not a big red fly. That's not a big red fly. No, no. Perfect. Now this is a potential one right here. Calls you out in front of others. This is an interesting one. Now this is big time. Circumstances. Who's, who's you calling you out in front of? Let's do- And calling you out on what? That definitely depends. Let's, okay, without specifics, let's just say, is it like, if someone calls you out, is it respectful?

Like say, say you said you're done drinking, right? Yes. Whatever. We go out just in the vibes and the moments, you order a drink. The homie calls you out in front of whoever's right there. He goes, I thought you weren't drinking. Thought you weren't drinking. You probably shouldn't do that. Like, he's really checking you because he cares for you, or is that lame as shit he can pull you to the side?

And that's lame and shit. You pull to the side. And I have this rule with homies. If I'm about to get in a fight with somebody or I'm arguing with somebody and I do something wrong, maybe in public, you take my side. You take my side. And then in private, you tell me I was tripping.

But when we're in public, you're on my side. That's the rule. Yes. Right, unless they're giving harm to somebody or they're doing something like legally wrong or absolutely wrong, that's different. But if like I'm on a weight loss journey, right, and I say I'm not gonna eat the keesh,

but then we're out with the friends and the homies and the huss and I see the keesh and I want a piece of the keesh. I'm gonna eat the keesh and I don't need you to tell me not to eat the case. In front of everybody. That's a fact. Because now everybody knows I'm insecure by my lumps.

If you're insecure, then I'm dying. Oh, you should. Okay, here we go. Last one. Now this is, now this is, I cannot wait to you. It's going to get us going. Always pays or covers for you. So some people think that that's like, ah, you're doing the most. Like I can buy my own like waterburger meal.

Yeah. The homie that always, oh, I got it, bro, I got it, bro. Now, is that green or red? I think it's a green flag. I think it's a green too. I don't know. Because if you did it. Not give it a color.

It depends. about the heart though. But if I have to go green and red, I'd say green. Ooh, there's a, caveat to it. If they're paying for it and it's just, they just, they just, they just, they just, always pay, fine. But if they pay for it and they're like, dude, I'm paid for you. Remember, I paid for it? That's a problem. That's a problem. But also, but also, but also are the homies making an attempt to pay? Very big. See, there's caveats to this. You can't be mad. As soon as we show up somewhere and you go, oh, yeah, I'll take the number seven. Waiting for a homie to pay for it.

Yeah. Not okay. Not accepted. Yeah, remember Pierce on tour with the Chick-fil-A. We said, hey, boys, we got about 10 minutes so we got to hit the highway. Let's run through a chick-flay real. Peyton goes, I'll get a number two Diet Coke. Robbie, number two, die-cog.

I said, uh, number one, power rate. Pierce goes, let me get the number one, uh, large Diet Coke. Let's add an extra eight-count nuggets. Let's do a cookies and cream shake. Hold the whipped cream, hold the cherry. Let's do an extra four-count grilled nuggets. He goes, y'all got cookies? Yeah.

We said, Holy shit. He goes, it's on the company card. Yeah. He goes, this ain't ours, huh, boys? How much for some stock in this, huh? How much for the chick-ball? How much do I put down right now to get monthly dividends? You tell me. Here, hey, him in the car. Actually, I got it on ApplePay. He goes, thank you very much.

No, I would agree, though. A heart from both sides. It depends on the heart. Okay, that was good. Oh, man. That's really good, man. good. Check your homies, man. Check your homie. Hey, but don't check them in front of others. Now, homie-wise, I have one. Is it okay? Yes, give me any. If we didn't cover. Is it okay to flirt with a girl your homie used to talk to? Ooh, okay. Say, I like answering it. This is the caveat. This is the caveat. Okay. This is the caveat. The caveat is he left her and was doing

her wrong after three months of just talking, not together. So they never fully dated? No. My only other question that I can give you the answer is how close are the homies? Close. There are two peas in a pod. I'm saying no go. Crazy. I'm saying no go. Crazy.

And the reason I'm saying no go, how many people are in the world? Roughly $8 billion. Right. Let's call it 50-50 coin. I hate that. I hate when people say that too. I'm not going to go to Australia. Oh, actually we are.

YSK House tour is going to Melbourne and Sydney. Tickets available April 2nd. There we go. That was beautiful. But no. I'm saying I get that. that, but I'm saying it's, it's, I think if you're suit, like you and me, right? Mm-hmm.

That would hurt, that would hurt my heart, even if I didn't date her. And it really, it shouldn't, but I'm saying it's more of, I don't really give a hurt, it'd be you. Like, there's, you can get so many other people. Yeah, but you did her wrong. Exactly. You didn't like her. I did.

Not I tell you, though. I tell you, I'd be like, hey, by the way, bro, you know the one you disrespect it? I like her, so I'm going to, I'm going to tutor her. See, but that's the thing. I talk to you about it. I would just do it. Do, if I don't like her. and I disrespected her.

It's like, were we even talking? Like, is that even the thing? That's the majority of how things go nowadays in this dating pool. People disrespect and don't enjoy the people they talk to? Yeah. What the, welcome to the world. Yeah. I'm not talking to you if I don't like you.

Have you not been on a Patreon exclusive with Pierce? I love Pierce, man. Wow, really? Yeah. Wow! Yeah, man. Put it like that, okay, you put it like that, it might be, it might be just a gray flag. Yeah. I mean like honestly, like if you were to ever cheat on live, sorry.

Oh! Now that would be punishable, like, yeah, yeah, no, I would never do that. I would never talk to live again. I would go, think... No, it's not true. I would because... Because you have, because she's the mother of my nephew. Exactly. So I would talk to her. I also think, and I mean, I hope to never ever, like, like, separate from... Okay. I hope to never separate from live, but I'm... If that were to have to have to have to have to have to have.

happen, like in the hypothetical. Yeah. I want to be the type of man that can do it cordially and civilly. Like, I don't, and odds are, like, something big would have to happen to even leave. Yeah. So it'd be tough. But, like, I don't, I don't like that. Like, I, how do you feel about that?

This isn't necessarily the reason to leave? No, no, not reasons to leave. Because Sarah's been leaving the f-crow. I go, no. No, no. I'm kidding. I go, ooh, there's hair in my cheeks again. Oh, I'm tired of it.

Oh, my God. I shave my wife from ankle bububes. to the belly button two nights ago. Hey, brother, when you say like that, am I in love? Everything in between. Oh, dude, no. Someone's breaking in. What was that?

Yeah, no, respect to you, bro. I was on my knees for an hour. You did that to me in college. That sounds crazy. Okay, but do you, if you... I was like, Cam, man. Hmm. Oh, that's when you had your goat teeth, too.

All right, let's get into something else. Okay, okay. Okay. Do you think it's all right to not, do you think it's all right to be cordial with an ex? As long as nothing like, yeah. Okay. I told you, I was inviting my ex to my wedding.

Yeah, okay, now that's a bit much. Like, I, I think that's for, you don't invite someone that you're cordial with to your wedding. You invite someone that you care about and a friend. But, no, it should never be lower than an acquaintance. What do you mean? Like, you get a new job at a new firm and you're really vibing with this dude. Like, he's cool as shit.

He's in the cubicle next to you and your wedding's in a, month, you might lob him an invitation, simply off of the strength of like, oh, I have a plan to work here, he's cool, I became really close, really quick. Don't fully know him. We're not the best friends, but I'm getting married. He can come. You don't, like, your ex is not in a coin. You don't see your ex every day. I spend a lot of time with my ex, more than John and cubicle three. Really? Yeah. And if you ended on good terms, why not? Now that, now is this, I've always wondered this. How does, how does one just genuinely, 100% genuine from both ends.

So 200% genuine. If my math is math, end on good terms. How does a relationship end on good terms? But 100% genuine good terms. Because I feel like- Ending on good terms doesn't mean that no one's sad. Yeah, I agree, I agree. Ending on good terms means we both,

for whatever reason, have agreed that the future of this has, or what has happened has run its course. There is no future to this. And we both, Yeah, that's a big word. Yep. We both amnically agree that, yeah, we both, oh, amicably. We both amicably.

We both amicably, good morning. It's going to happen for you, right there at home. We both amicably agree. No, no, and I'm not joking, Cam. We both amicably agree. Is that not it? We both amicably agree. There you go.

I think. It doesn't feel good. Amicably. Amicably. agree that this is run its course. There's no future for this. And we want different things, right? That's how relationships end positively.

Yeah, but I do not see you being good friends after that. I don't know. I could be wrong. Like, yeah, and well, you're not, I don't think it would be healthy but text and talk all the time, but like, you live in the same city, you see each other out. It's like, hey, let's go get a coffee. Everything good.

Want to run it back? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I would not like that. If you want to get a coffee, the only you still got the answer. Wow, it didn't leave like me! Woo!

What are you doing at 10? It's like, out of here, no! It's actually funny, okay. Oh my god, dude, English is b-g-it, by the way. I mean, I just watched my man go, and that's a real word? He literally, um-a-p-pig-pig-pig-pig-a-pig-a- Yeah. English is nonsense.

You know, it's the worst language ever. English is the worst language ever. It's the-nonsense. Think about this, when we hear, and nothing to that region, but when we hear, like, say, Mandarin, It sounds... I've never heard that in person. It...

It... Yes. Oh, maybe not in person. Okay, fair. But it sounds like... It's not even comprehensible to us. It's like... It's like...

It's like... How does that even... Even Spanish. Yeah, even Spanish. But it's like... What's the sexiest language? It's gotta be... I gotta be...

I don't... Everyone says French... I don't... I think Italian, dog. What's the difference between Italian and French? Uh... France and Italy. I go, that's a first...

Start. One smoking cigarettes. baguettes. And the ones making pizza. Impasta. Pisa. Italiano. Like that or this? Bonesoffleo. Italian. Bonsfais. Svang. I feel like they're the same thing, different octaves. So they're different languages, right? So they don't say high in... What's high in Italian? I'm not... I don't know. That's Spanish. No? It's Italian and I think it's goodbye. I don't know what...

Ciao. I don't know what this was... Mesi. Mesi. Mesi means thank you. Messi means thank you or what's up. Yeah, I think Spanish is the sexiest language, dude. Spanish can sound sexy, but Spanish can also get. You ever seen, you really? Chow. You ever seen a nice Hispanic man? Oh, just great beard, little built, nice starched jeans on?

Or a good pair of slacks. Oh, man, golden, they're golden. Oh, my gosh, just about to say the gold accents on the belt. Oh, my God. Oh, man, they come up. You know, yeah, puppy. Hey, poppy. puppy. I'm like, yes, sir.

Yeah, I go, yes, puppy. Yeah, dude. Hey, Poppy, oh, my God. Me, goose at a pollo, that's out of Poyu, that's out of boningas. Now, that's where I do, that's where you lose me. I don't give a shit about chicken and eggs. What is it? Chicken, pollo and a bodegas. What is that? Pop, sausage, meatballs, something. Yeah, meatballs.

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and qualifying auto renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. Now on to the rest of this episode. Tina meatballs and stuff. I saw something on TikTok, right? meatballs. No. I saw something on TikTok and it created a big like controversy in the comments. Oh no. Oh no. But whenever I watched the video, I was like, is that not 100% normal? Oh God. And so I was like, I'm bound to talk about it. This isn't a good start. Is it weird to refrigerate your syrup? Absolutely. That should be offensive by law enforcement. See, in my adult age, like the past two to three years, I've been putting my syrup in the refrigerator and I saw someone do to do to

on TikTok and the whole comment section lost her mind. Okay, let alone do I think that is absolute nonsense that it's cold? I also hate the way you're saying the word. It's syrup, not syrup. It's, there's a why. Syrup. That would be a you. I don't give a shit.

I would be, see dude, you're so, oh my God. It's a, you're like an anime character. So why is it not Puthon and why is it Python? That's fine. That's how the world says it. No, that's how it's supposed. supposed to be said. Serup and Python. Same thing. I just cooked them.

That's fine. I refuse to say syrup. That's fine. I don't care what you're saying. You putting it in the fridge is the lamest makes absolutely no sense and it does not enhance the meal in the slightest. It's not about enhancing the meal. Hold on. Hold on. It's not about enhancing the meal. What the hell is syrup for then? Storage. What is syrup's utility? Man, let me speak in your language you're going to understand. What is syrup's utility? to enhance odds are breakfast.

I was meaning, yeah, sure. Yeah, so storage has, so stores has no play in this debate. Yes, it does. Storage is the whole thing of the debate. Serb expires, first of all, and syrup is very easy to get mold on. You can't get mold in the fridge on syrup.

First off, you prevent mold. You put syrup in the fridge to prevent mold. You're supposed to reverse it. You're supposed to have refrigerated for like six to nine weeks or something. You can, you can get mold in the fridge. You can do anything. No, no, no, no. My strawberries get it.

How long are you leaving your strawberries in there for? We get it. We nibble on them and all of a sudden you pick it up one day. It looks like you're holding DNA. Yeah, it's disgusting. Get rid of it. But I'm saying syrup does not have a storage life of bread. It doesn't go bad in a week.

When you buy a bottle of syrup, I guarantee the expiration date. It's like two years in the future. Sure. So storage is If you're not using one bottle of syrup In two years, don't buy syrup You don't use it enough clearly So don't even buy it

So storage really doesn't matter in this case Wait what kind of syrup are you talking about? I'm talking about whatever brand Aunt Jemima I'm talking about Great Value I'm talking about good and gather I'm talking about mills I'm talking about it all

No it's the same that you're supposed to put peanut butter in the fridge too Yes you are If I want you to hear me. If I walked into your home. I'm not baiting either. I'm being dead serious. If I walked into your house and I saw a jar of peanut butter in your refrigerator,

yes. I would literally, without announcing it, turn around, I'd get back in my car, and I'd go back to my house, and then I'd lock my door. And I would try my hardest to not see you until the next day. Cam, you're not doing groceries and whole foods correctly. Syrup, natural glass syrup, is supposed to go in the fridge.

Natural peanut butter. Like, you know the peanut butter, you pop the top off and drain it? Yeah, that's oil. That goes into the fridge. You're not supposed to put that in the pantry. Says who? Nutritionist or something.

Now my question is this. Why is it dry when you buy it? Mine's wet. No, no, no, no. Peanut butter's wet. No, no, no. Dry foods. Why is it not already refrigerated?

If the shelf life matters so much... My syrup is refrigerated when I buy it. My syrup is... It's chilled, I mean, not refrigerated, but it's chilled. You're buying syrup from the cold section in the store. Yes. I need to be holding your pocket the next time you buy syrup because I don't believe...

No, you are not. Cam, yes, and where do you get your peanut butter from? Is it refrigerated? I get the peanut butter and the syrup on the same aisle. Oh, brother. Are you buying with EBT? No, I'm not. I'm buying with USD!

No, you can't. It's my, if you're, see, I don't, maybe it's our lifestyles. Oh my God, what do you shove in? Erwan? No, no, an air one. Air one. There we go, that proves it. I don't care about it.

No, but if you get it. No, I, I'm trying to eat better. You should try it, too. So natural foods, like natural, like organic stuff is going to be in the fridge to to preserve it. No, I have physically bought organic peanut butter from the dry. Yes, I have to drain it? Yes.

And then you've bought it. I bought it in the cold section. No, I have not. I bought it in- You're supposed to read the label. After you pop that top, and then when you put it back on, it's supposed to go in the fridge.

That is not... Thank you. Yes, you are. Here's... Not like GIF, but like what he's saying... Yeah. Kim, you're the type of guy that still buys the peanut butter jelly when it's mixed together already.

Yeah, you are. And it comes out like the shape of the knife already. Yeah, yeah, you do. No, bro. Peanut butter aside. Surip does not... I don't care if you put it in the fridge or not. Putting in the fridge makes it worse.

It makes it thicker. It makes it cold. And nine times out of ten, you're putting on something warm. When you go to a restaurant, then what's the difference with butter? What do you mean? Butter is cold. And you put that on a warm toast.

What's the difference? First off, my butter is not cold. My butter is room temperature. What the f***? How you're supposed to have it. Oh, you put your, where's your butter stored? No, where's your butter stored? A butter holder holder.

What the f*** is that? A butter holder? There's a butter compartment in the fridge in the door, top right. Yeah, that's for excess butter, because you go through butter quick. Excess, how much butter are you buying? When you buy butter, you buy it in like four sticks. What? What butter are you buying a stick of butter at a time?

I can't believe it's not. You buy fake butter. That's not no. I can't believe it's not butter is organic and real. It's low. I get grass fed from Ireland. You want to talk about healthy organic. And that's supposed to go in the fridge at the top right in the butter bar.

in the fridge. You have one stick. That's the one of the counter. On your counter, like warm at room tips. So you, no, no, time out, time on, time on.

Time out. Time out. You just have raw dog butter on your counter. It's covered. In what? Butter cover. What is that?

Butter holder. What is that? The fact you never seen that blows by my, oh my God, you probably, country crock. Oh my God,

you eat. I do. Exactly. Fake butter. That is fake. That might be. Fake. Real butter. You set it down. You keep one in a butter holder. It's like a little dish like this. It's made to fit a singular stick of butter. Then it covers it.

Oh, you've changed. Oh, no, no, no, no. You've gotten too much money. I do things the right way. Oh, I pay you too much. You know, I do things the right way. Oh, you got butter holders. Oh my god. Butterholters $6.

Wow! That's expensive. That is crazy. Six dollars. You pay $6 just to hold your butter? No, no, I paid it one time. Yes, one time. Yes. You want to talk about expenses?

Yeah, sure. Name it. I'll win this. Okay. Oh, you hit that hand, quick. It's different. No, no, no. I'm talking about every day.

This is, no. No, that's different. How? That's different. Okay, back to the butter. The fat. So look, when you make an egg, are you spraying or you putting butter? I don't spray my pan.

I don't spray my pan. I do things. I do things. I don't want the calories. I don't want the calories. Of like an oil or like a spray. I don't want those. There's excess calories for no reason. I don't want those. There's plenty that are... Oh, but I think we should go back to the beginning of the conversation when I say I do organic. Yeah, clearly not with your butter, country crock.

I feel like that's racist when you keep saying that. You are eating out of an ice cream half gallon size of fake butter. That's crazy. Let me break down my fridge. Serup, peanut butter, butter, butter. right jail prison and alcatraz the but no the my butter is acceptable my pantry yeah bacon this is I I'm not am I here I've already I've already proved that that is right to put it in there you put bananas in your pantry correct no I have mount on the counter but I don't what the f*** you have no counter space you put butter you do that's what

pantries and fridges are for puts them up hey hey you want to know something wild you actually don't do that you put a banana in a dark place. It's going to age quicker. I put the bananas where they can get hit by beautiful natural sunlight. I take the bag. You have no windows in your, in your kitchen. I have no windows in my kitchen. No. I have a top one up there. I have two on the side and I have four that beam into the kitchen. Big house. Just doing it to prove that. I go, oh. The fact, we're going to the beginning. Surrup does not belong in the fridge. Hey, When you go to a restaurant, no, no, when you go to a restaurant, say IHop, say Waffle House.

They have their syrup, what? I don't know. I've never worked there, bro. You don't have to f*** in a job there to know what it's like. They have it, room temp. Sure, I wouldn't know. And IHop goes one further. You can't even ask, hey, can I get some hot syrup? No one in a milk, no one in the existence of humans is that, dude, first of all, this piping hot stack of flapjacks could really use some cold, thick,

sludgy concrete syrup. I bet. We're going to check it out in the comments. In the comments, tag us in your pantries and fridges. Oh my God. If someone out there has bacon and bananas in their pantry. You got to get the right ones.

Obviously there's right ones. Bacon and bananas in their pantry with butter syrup and peanut butter in your fridge. You, you, wow. Wow, you need to go in. Whoa.

Whoa. I feel like you'd be surprised. I feel like, I feel like if you went to the grocery store with someone else, Not just AirPods in, live in your own life, vibing. I think you'd be surprised. I haven't gone to the grocery during a long time. I do with the drive pickup.

Oh, my God. It's so convenient. Oh, wait until you graduate to the next step. Might be hard in your neighborhood. You have like armed guards at the front, right? Right. You have a small infantry. Infiltry, not infantry.

Infiltry. Infantz are babies. Any amount of USDA. infantry any dollar amount infantry yes so it's like a baby of it's an army of babies baby they're like it's an infantry no it's infantry

yeah but I mean regardless you have like the steel team six outside of yours so it might not work for you but the first graduating step is stop shopping do the pickup that second step which you'll never go back kind of like you with haircut you'll never go back let them drop it off at your door stop no I'm against that I'm against that I'm against that I'm against that I'm against that I'm against that. I don't want my perishables in somebody's car.

Why? I'm... You're apparently putting them in your... Supersonic scientific fridge that kills any bacteria. So you should be good. You're putting them in a cryo chamber when they get inside. You know what the weird part is? It's because my parents tried that when it first came out,

like years ago and I lived in my parents' house. They were still in beta. They came into the house. Yeah, that's horses. Like, who are you? No, I think Wama. I think Walmart actually did that. They had a system.

I think it was designed for elderly, handicapped, like not good movement, whatever. Yeah. But that'd get real weird real quick. This episode is brought to you. Barretted money. P. do you know right now if you had to tell the truth

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Hmm. Found out, like, I realized as a kid, I was a pick-me. Really? Yeah, I remember we had a school, end of the year trip at the, like, a water park. And I, like, intentionally tried to drown myself to get CPR from, like, the hot girl. Like that. This is some say-a-law. What?

Yeah, yeah. You tried to try. Dude, I can't swim. I prepared myself. So I basically said Schlitterbond. Shout to Schlitterbond. So I remember I was like in the wave pool and I was like, dude, and I can't swim, dude. Be careful.

I can't swim. So I was like intentionally trying to like mark my way around to get to her like where she could see me. I was in her in her gaze and I was right. And so I took a lot of like mental preparation. I was like, dude, do you? Does she saves me herself? And I remember being like, I thought about breast.

I thought about my mom. I said, and God knows how to pop up immediately I did. I was like, I got scared. He said, nope. And I still tried to fake it.

I tried to drown above water. You're sitting there. She's like, she's like, stop. And one of my homies with, my big homies came over. Like,

there was big. And like, he was grabbing me. You okay? P. I was like, get off me, Garrett.

It was bad. That was a pick. What age was that? I don't know. I was like sixth grade. Right? That's after Kickstarter. Oh, man.

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I was going to ask for a little sneak peek, but that's fair. I like that. I think we get out of here, man. I think this is a good episode. Oh, my God. Can I see her one more thing? It's a current thing, right? Yeah, go ahead.

This is a pop culture. There's a city. We'll make it pop culture, sure. Let's do it fast. This is, Pop culture, pay it again. Pop culture, paid again. Bow.

Basically, long, short, there's a city here near us called Salina. It's on the outskirts, right? A very nice, wealthy city, right? Is it? Wealthy?

Yeah, but it's getting there. Of all the places in DFW area, I wouldn't put Salina as the wealthy area. Let's just say this. They're the little brother of Prosper. Okay. Yep, it's getting there. Just know that.

there was reported this weekend. Yeah. There was a house party. At a, some would call, it could be classified as like a micro mansion. I don't know what square footage you got to be to be a micromansion, you're probably close, but a micro mansion, right?

So a micro mansion had a house party. The news came with a helicopter because, as reported in the statement, there was approximately 800 people. there. At a house? Eight hundred people at a house party. Now, I want you to think about 800 people at a house?

In the actual report, it says there was approximate five to 800 people. You know how, no, no, no. Eight? Who is this guy or girl? That has that many friends. No, no, no. That's like people from another county. Like, they said,

they said that it was promoted on social media as itself. So you obviously, you're going to have your stragglers, they have no clue whose houses, they're just coming to vibe, trying to get a girl, trying to get a guy, whatever. Yeah. But eight, think about the sheer massive, like the biggest house party I've ever been to.

Yeah. Because in high school, college is different. They used to like run out arenas and you go. Yeah. In high school, the biggest house party I probably ever went to, legit probably had no more than like 80 people. And that was huge, that was huge.

No way. I think you felt like there's 80 people. There's no way. No, it was. Like peak 2016 house parties were the That's exactly when it was. Shout out Sange and shout out Big Sange. He did.

He did. He ran. He ran his own elk. It was it. Bro, he threw a banger part. There was legit probably 80. Like, it was deep. Did anybody get hurt?

Deep, no. But it was so loud, so rowdy, the cops came. I mean, it's a, it's a, it's a, imagine college football stadium. Imagine 10. What? No, it's not. Imagine 10X.

800 people. Crazy as part is. Yeah. They interviewed a neighbor. Cross the street neighbor. Dudes on the interview. He goes, yeah, it's crazy. Because if I'm being honest,

I didn't even know there was a party. He said, I didn't hear much ruckus. I didn't hear cars going up and down the street. I didn't hear anything until the police showed up. That guy was in on the party. He was at the party. He was at the party. He was taking five at the door.

No, he was at the party. What matter? That's him. Murder. What matter? What a minute? 800 people, though. I had to share that.

Yeah. That's crazy. Like, that, that's bigger. There's nothing like a good house party, though. So no one got hurt, and I'm assuming all of them were of age. So I think it's a W. Yeah. Well, okay, before you go on there saying that, apparently toward the end when the police showed up, there's some shots fired and stuff, but I don't know what I thought you said no one got hurt.

Yeah, I don't think anyone did, but there was shots fired. No, maybe not a good party. Yeah, well, not a good party. Okay, but I'm saying like, remember 2016 house parties? Like, kids, like, y'all won't know, like back in my day. Yeah, for real. Lou, we were at the perfect age, Trippy Red. I mean, little yoddy, Playboy Cardi.

Oh, peak music. I mean, and it was just house party music. Oh, DS2. Oh. And so, I remember because I was in Austin at the time, and so a lot of the parties are at Texas State, which is in San Marcos. Yeah, you just drive 40 minutes. And I remember one of it.

I think this was in San Marcos. It was like in the apartment. Like, there was a house party, the floor. I saw that. I saw that on social media. You just break tables. Like, dude, it was the best time, man. I think that works me.

That doesn't do it for me, right? Really? I mean, you were never born for fun. I like, I had fun. Like, God didn't create you. I was like, this guy's gonna be a good time. I had fun. I pulled up with my boys.

We all went in. We were talking, mix and mingling. It was time to go. We might hit a little water burger on the back end. You were like, I'm gonna walk in. I'm gonna break that nightstand. I'm gonna slam this. My elbow that door.

I'm gonna dance and leave. Yeah. Different fun. See, I think that's what we got to solve here on the YSK House for tickets available able to second. Every second team is available as well as merch. We got to solve that on tour.

I think we got to like bring you into my life and we got to test you on some things. Maybe like, we have to bring you in my life and test you on some things. Maybe on stage we like try to get you to shotgun and we try to like, because you can't shotgun. Like it's the funniest thing. Camp cannot shotgun.

I have it on video. You can't shotgun better than you. You have one. All right, we'll do it on tour. All right, we'll do it on tour. We'll change a diaper on tour too. I go, do we have anybody that would offer their baby up for them? No, no.

We'll get a doll or something. But yeah, we could do that. We can do that. They can be a part of the tour. Okay, okay. No, you might have me be on shotgunning. Yeah, you're awful. But I'm going to try to teach you. I'm going to try to teach you to be a father.

I'm going to try to teach you to have fun. Okay. There, deal. All right. I'll see you on there. Get us out of here. That was pop co-turts on. Pay the day camp.

Pop culture, pay in the camp. Bow! Appreciate each and every single one. You come back to episode two, one, zero to ten, as others call it. Guys, this was a massive, massive episode. We have finally, finally, We've been able to announce it.

We are going on tour, the YSK House Tour. Tickets available April 2nd. Tickets available right now if you are in the Koala Club. Yes. So if you want to make sure, ensure your seat, your booty is in a seat for this tour, go join the Qua Club. First link in the description right there,

click that, go get you a ticket. And if not, you can wait till Wednesday and hope you still got a seat. Tickets alive as well as merch April 2nd, Wednesday. absolutely love y'all this week's code should be pretty obvious you want to tell him ysk house tour we can do that i go we could do that we could do i was just going on tour go t t yeah but i think for branding purposes you want to house tour you want to have it you want to have it like to where everybody ysk let's just do that a long one ysk house store spell it out

if you made it to the end if you saw the beginning oh we have a new instagram too if you want to follow along for tour updates it's uh oh we do yes who i sk house store and on insc Instagram. YSK House Store. A lot of y'all found it before we. There we got. YSK. House Tour, all lowercase on Instagram. I think all handles are lowcase on Instagram. Really? Yeah. I think it is too. All right. When that's a claw bears on we get on Christmas. It will see you on tour. Tickets available April 2nd. Yeah, we're going there. Yeah, we'll be there too. Yeah, you can get merch.

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