You Should Know Podcast - TRAPPED IN A BLIZZARD -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

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podcast before before we get into anything before i say any words out of my mouth portal onto the mic, into your earlobes, I just want to say thank you to the best fans in the world for getting us to 10,000 followers on Instagram. Round of applause for the best fans in the world. Y'all did it and y'all did it with a swiftness. Y'all said it fast. Y'all said it, y'all did it and y'all did it with a swiftness y'all said it fast y'all said it y'all did it quick y'all are the best I think we're over 10,000 now and and 16,000 subscribers here on the podcast god y'all are the best no one can compare to you and I mean that from the bottom of this sad little heart that I have. I know things look different right now. I know things look a little rearranged on the set right now.

If you're watching this on YouTube, you can see it. But if you're an audio listener, you might be a little confused. Like, Peyton, what's different? I'm only listening. I don't have a visual. Well, our new studio mascot, Dragone, is right here. Round of applause for Dragone. I would appreciate a little more effort for our new studio mascot Dragone. He is the main character now of the You Should Know podcast. He has a little shirt on for the audio listeners. He has this um bandana if that's what you would call it around his eyes looking um Ninja Turtle-esque. What would you call this? A bandana? Face mask. He's he's

vigilante. There we go. But we love Dragone here. Um he's gonna be the new main character. I don't know if we're gonna keep him here for the entire podcast. I would love to. He's a little deflated right now. That's right now that's okay that's okay we're gonna get him back to perfect health here soon Dragone I'm sorry for not maintaining you uh while I was not in the studio but I will take care of you I love Dragone I know a lot of you love Dragone already he's he's uh probably y'all's favorite character now you love him more than co-host Cam you love him more than P and I tell you I love him more than co-host Cam too um just I love you co-host Cam guys shout out to than p and i tell you i love him more than co-host cam too um just

god love you co-host cam guys shout out to the discord shout out to all my degenerates we're almost at 1 000 members over on the discord that link is going to be in the description below but if you're watching this right now and you look below you see that subscribe button is it press you're wrong if you look even more below you and you see that comment section is it fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong i don't know what to say payton i'm here every week it's been like 40 weeks that i've been here i've commented every time and i'm running out of things to say hey guess what i'll give you something to say say we love dragone he's the best god you're gone you look good man god I need to get you deflated I'm sorry but we got co-host cam in the building we're just

gonna be shooting the shit as they say not a lot of topics that's okay I think that's y'all's favorite kind of structure I am like marinating in my own sweat perspiration right now. Am I uncomfortable? A hundred percent. Why are you wearing a hoodie and pants Peyton? Well, because we're here at 6am in Dallas, not even talking about Aubrey Graham or whatever timestamp he said he was in Dallas. We got a great episode. Let's get into it. Thank you guys so much. I love you so much. The best fans in the world. Y'all mean the world to me you're right i hit my wrist i was merely rocking through any block and i just went so that hurt that was an impressive pop noise. Um someone let me do let me use them. I mean what I got to do Do you assume you innovative innovative? Where was I in the USA's we can shake it off immediately? I'm never seen more than a DJ. I get my mind feeling limiting the big you know

He's up for everything, but they say about somebody there because I make a lot of music I'm sorry Q. It's alright. Okay. How are you doing? Yes? How you feel about your going man? Should we keep him here? Probably not. But. Come on, right? Sorry, Dragone. I mean, it's his intro. You know, the world gets to see him today.

And then they're just going to have to have faith and know that he's there. The next time. You just brought up a good point of not having him here. Because the next time that he does make an appearance, he will not be wearing the old You Should Know merch. That is a new merch. Pretty much sold out. He will be wearing the new merch. I cannot for them as there is soon i cannot wait for him to see there

for them to see it it's gonna be fun hopefully grab some we're gonna we're gonna oh no they will i was gonna tell them what we're gonna have but yeah they'll see it whenever we announce it not yet yeah how have you been man because first of all i want to give you props okay you're wearing gray now that is a that is a bold, bold move. That is a different realm for our liking. Yeah, are you sweating? I don't want to do a pit check right now. I don't want to do it.

It's not in the studio. It might be early in the morning, but we are in Texas, so is it ever early enough to not sweat? No. Show me the pits. I'm not showing you the pits. Show me the pits. Come on. Care, care, care. Oh! Yeah, it's gray's bold. I told you showing my pits. Show me the pits. Come on. Cam, Cam, Cam.

Oh! Yeah, it's gray's bold. I told you it's bad. I'm just going to be sad. Sit sad in the corner. It's all right. It's okay. I like the shoes.

You're looking good. Thank you. A little athletic. A little switched up. Cool grays. No pants. You got pants on. These are shorts.

They're shorts. I just didn't want the audio to just think you're in here but booty butt naked no i'm not butterball naked but these are some shorts uh i'm reaching for chapstick and i found it there we go speaking of chapstick let's do it um allergies are you experiencing what i'm experiencing i live in an allergy because my system feels like it just did a six-round exhibition with pollen. Like, pollen put on gloves, and it's just punching me every single morning. It's unbelievable. Like, every single morning I wake up, I can't see, I can't breathe, I can't hear.

It's bad. It's like I wake up a different human, and I have to go to the bathroom to resurrect Cam. Because I'm not me when I wake up. It's horrible i'm gonna say something you do when you have allergies that makes me sick oh it's so gross it's very efficient it's so nasty yet efficient and you did it on the podcast it you did whenever you're eating that spicy chip did oh i did he does a snot rocket and i feel like if you do a snot rocket. And I feel like if you do a snot rocket, you belong in federal prison. You should be in FBI. That is so gross.

You should be in the FBI? No. If I can't breathe, I'm having to breathe through my mouth. I'm a mouth breather. No one likes a mouth breather. If you're a mouth breather, stop it. I'm a mouth breather. No, you're not.

Stop it. I am a mouth breather. No, if you were a true... I am. I got bullied out of it. Okay, so you're not anymore. You were. You're a mouth breather.

You're wrong. Stop it. But efficiency. I'm a man of let's get to so you're not anymore. You were. You're a mouth breather. You're wrong. Stop it. But efficiency. I'm a man of let's get to it. Let's get A to B. We don't need to go to A to A.1, A.2, then eventually get to B. No, we're going A to B, okay?

If my nose can't handle a regular two-prong sneeze, I'm simply going to plug one side, pray for the best, and go, it's so gross. And half of it's going to be gone. And then I go, I come back to my senses. I load up the other cannon. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

It's making me uncomfortable. It's not making me happy. Plain Jane clears day, and it's, you know, easy breezy, beautiful cover girl. Did you know that youzy beautiful cover girl did you know that you can only smell it a one nostril at a time i heard that but i'm not sure if i i'm not convinced that doesn't sound right yeah that doesn't sound right if you hand me a tostada a full-blown tostada and i put it dead center just right i mean just perfect like equator no just right in the middle right i'm getting left and right left and right ventricles

of the nostril and i'm getting both both sides of the brain are stimulated at that point okay there's no way i'm just going right here and it's just like oh the left side the left having a party and the right's just like what's going on no speaking of smells do you have any smells or tastes that remind you of childhood? Oatmeal. Really? Oatmeal. Lisa, you're out there watching, and anyone that knows me, any one of my friends, including you, anybody that ever came to my house,

stayed the night as a kid, the night before a basketball tournament, whatever. You knew if you were in my house and you woke up, you're just going to wake up, that brown sugar is going to hit you, that, oh, oh, fire oatmeal. Whenever I smell throw up. See, this is like I need to have a conversation with your mom because this isn't normal. This isn't okay. No, but like, you know, like if somebody's like, I don't know what it is no and it's not like I'm just like a vomit sniffer but if it's

there and I smell it like a lot of people when they smell vomit they're like oh but I'm like mmm sixth grade you know what no what is that no that is my friend but God it's tough sometimes but it's not like I'm not going like I feel like I'm backpacking the friendship I have to have all the normalness to offset your freak I'm not the only one if someone comments that when they smell vomit puke throw up chunks and they go that brings me back. No. Okay, I'm not whiffing vomit.

It sounds like it. No, it's just like, if I even see throw up, I'm like, oh, oh no. No, I'm not like, oh yeah, Jerry's going through. Let me run over there and get a whiff. I'm just like, oh, that's happening.

That reminds me of the third grade, Ms. Winkler's class. I don't think I could name my third grade teacher right now. I love Ms. Winkler. I can name several other young grades, but my third grade was, it might have been Ms. Todd. Did you eat? Shout out to whoever. Did you eat Play-Doh?

I believe once I tried it, yeah. I used to, oh my God. It was the buffet for me. Now we're getting somewhere. Now we know why you are how you are. You were eating non-edibles on a regular it was but it's like the salty like i love that like i'll give it i would give it three licks always and then just back to the swish it around in my mouth glorious scent of oatmeal if you woke up in my house first off i'm put y'all on ready quick oats boil your

water pinch of salt right you put the in, one minute you're stirring it. Take it off the heat, you let the water boil, put the oats in, one minute you're stirring it. Take it off the heat, cover it five minutes. All you got to do, leave it five minute timer, and then while it's sitting there, you get your bowl, butter, brown sugar. Are we giving oatmeal recipes here? They're all going to love it.

Try this, you're going to love it. Butter, brown sugar, hint of milk in the bowl five minutes is up Dumped oats in the bowl mix it all up. Oh Yesterday for breakfast I ate a pound of bacon. He actually did yeah, it's quite sad But he actually had two packs of bacon like two packs Like the you know the thick John's the comes in though It's you know I mean, and I just was like I'm hungry and I love bacon sick

Oh another scent another scent. Another scent of mine that brings back is laundry. Now, that might be weird, but my, another thing, like, I don't know what my mom was using, but our laundry was always just top tier, like, ah, just smells great. That'd be my bring me back to childhood. Oatmeal and clothes. You're actually speaking and the crazy the sad part is that's not weirder than you saying throw up so think about that

oatmeal and clothes is more normal than your childhood but that's not weird to like say like you you know it's no it's no it's not you're okay it's weird it's well we can we'll make look you and me we'll make it through this together that's weird that's sick but it's not but i'm i don't want people thinking like i'm out here just inhaling you should be in an investigation like it's at this point i just don't someone should be doing a study on your existence because you're not this isn't like you need this needs to be documented there's too many things like it's just there's too many things okay, but maybe it was the way I said We need to have a 60-minute session with your mom and write down all the notes to find this underlying Not trauma cuz I'm you had a great life, but it's like

Why come a good person to find the why I didn't say you're a bad person I said you're maybe seem like a monster. What are you doing right now? I'm a good person You make me seem like a monster. What are you doing right now? I'm a good person. You make me seem like a monster. In Atlanta. In Atlanta. At MetLife. He came back yesterday. Shout out to Abel.

That was such a good experience. That concert was insane. But y'all got to go like three, four episodes back. Hear the recap about that. Episode 23? 23, 24? I have no recollection. Go check one of those.

Next time you're around somebody that throws up, just like don't hold your breath. What? Don't hold my... You want me... No, I'm gonna be stingy with my... I'm holding that

until I might pass out. I'm gonna completely evacuate wherever this throw up is. No, guys. But you gotta listen to me. You're not listening to me That's disgusting I don't sniff you but I'm not running from it either you should be Okay, I'm not like inviting it though like but it's there and I'm in not embracing it that's the wrong word Just like oh, that's the smell that i

recollect with sick bro like that's just not a thing that's not a thing also i don't get people that enjoy the feeling after they throw up all right well okay that makes more sense than you liking someone else's puke i'm not talking up chunks they're sitting there. Oh, that's nice. God. That's not me. That's not me. It's literally like this. I'm walking past it, and I'm like, oh, that's childhood. Were you just ill?

Like, were you sick? Do you have chronic pukes? No, it's not me. I never really threw up. I hate throwing up. It makes me sad. No, we already talked about it. If I throw up, I'm down.

I'm down and out. Forever. At least 36 hours. Yeah, no, like I. if i throw up i'm i'm down i'm down and out forever at least 36 hours yeah no like i if i throw up once i'm done i have to get a good eight hours of rest whatever obligations i had cross them out because it's not happening i need to be in a dark room laying down flat a rag wet rag over my head fans on i need to have some sort of hydration some juice yeah dark it has to be dark be dark like i just it's just that's me i've never been a puke and rally type guy i don't understand the people like i gotta go throw up and i'll be back i'm like what yeah like what are you talking it's like i'm done if i throw up like if i gotta go throw up you might as well book me in the er for a day yeah because i'm i'm out i'm not

i will be of zero service if i throw up no no matter what the cause is. Dude, actually, one of my worst throw-ups ever was, you know those cookies, those, what's going on? It's in my throat. Those wafer cookies, the little, it's those little wafers with the cream in the middle. Never had it. The vanilla ones, yes. They're amazing. Okay. Yeah, again, weird childhood. Never had those cookies. Anyway, so those cookies, right? We're going through Walmart. I'm probably like six. never had it the vanilla ones yes they're amazing okay yeah again weird

childhood you never had those cookies anyway so those cookies right going through Walmart probably like six and my mom gets a package and I asked her because we're you know never once gonna steal anything or whatnot but I was just like mom can I open these and start eating them now she was like yeah go for it so I start eating them get about eight down oh they're so good another eight oh that's 16 half the package is gone and i'm six so my stomach's about yay big okay just destroying these cookies we're going through the aisle right so you know how there's different colors like they were like there was the vanilla ones the strawberry ones whatever so i had the strawberry ones when i say I painted aisle 17 floor red it was bad I lose like like it was I

mean it was full-blown projectile like I just I ate so much so quick nothing else on my stomach pure sugar and just absolutely what do you just want the shoe And just absolutely... What are you... I just want the shoe. See, I just... You want your shoe? Yes. It's just something about that right shoe was just saying, it's yours, Payton. I'm done. We're breaking up.

Have you ever stolen? Have I ever stolen? Yeah. Like, do you remember the first time you stole something? Or have you never stolen? The first time I stole something was accidentally. It made me feel sick. I cried for two hours.

Oh. I was on my way to Florida. Did you steal a car? I mean, what did you steal that you were in tears for two hours? Mine was a quick like man Okay, mine was beef jerky and you cried it was one stick teriyaki flavor You cried for one stick of ultra well done beef for two hours in a van Why were you in a van? We were on a road trip from texas to florida

me and my family y'all owned a van we rented a van okay i'm about to say you never owned a van we rented a van to go from texas to florida we stopped at this gas station i had just woken up so my mental wasn't all the way there and i was a little groggy i couldn't really see and so there goes that vision again if anything happens to me just like daredevil just can't see and we were in the gas station and i don't know why i had to be jerking i was fully prepared to hand it to my parents to pay but it just never left my the grip of my hand man i walked out and i made eye contact with the security camera as i was walking out one foot already out the door so i was committed and i was too scared to say anything. So you knew you were doing it.

So you actually stole. That was not a – No, it was an accident because – Go ahead and backtrack. You looked at the camera, looked down at your foot. You're 50% out of the establishment, and you said, I'm going for it. That's not an accident. His FBI agent, get him.

Absolutely get him. He just committed to a crime. Get him. So I didn't say anything right for like 10 minutes who does hey i'm gonna take this beef jerky catch me if you can and who's saying hey i'm stealing see ya what reverse psychology is that probably work that's the sad part hey i'm not paying for this oh come get me they're just like that guy's weird it's beef jerky who does say something he's a sick you you stole it mine was like at a uh walmart checkout i missed an item it was just

in the basket and i left and i was like man i think it was like toilet paper because it was at the bottom i was like man i never paid for that i just kept going you but it was like i i just when i got in the van i waited 10 minutes i was i was watching the clock But it was like I just, when I got in the van, I waited 10 minutes. I was watching the clock, and I was like in 10 minutes I will alert my family that I am a thief and I belong in prison. And so I was holding the timeout. I'm sorry. Don't lose that. We're just going to park there for a second.

Why did you have a mental timer? What was 10 minutes going to do? Were you rethinking your decision? Were you going to tell them to pull over? over we're gonna toss the beef out the window why did you have this set in stone i'm gonna give it 10 minutes to reflect journaling about it i was just holding it like this i was sitting like so straight and just in the back seat like this like just dead stare out of the window and i was looking at the client agent get him he had 10 minutes that that's if if he was truly sorry,

oh, mom, I didn't pay for this. You know what she would have said? You stupid whatever and kept driving. Let's get back home because it's beef jerky. But he sat there and went, do I? Don't I? Should I?

Like you had the battle and you just continued the crime I was just holding it though but I cuz I was trying to process like how do I am I like a terrible person am I going to hell like I don't know what's going on so I'm making your wanted poster all the beef jerky I was like mom and I was crying and she goes what happened Well, I stole the beef jerky. I know your mom too. Oh, shut up Exactly my days buddy come up here and drive cuz we got 16 hours You better be crying about how much I'm driving this car. You better eat that shit

But yeah, yeah, I I I didn't steal too much after that i mean i did a couple times you all right back there i know kim we we got an amber alert are you about to turn into a vigilante do you need dragon to help you no you need dragon to help you you criminal i need what ashlyn yeah help Did anything I say sound too crazy? The throw-up thing might have been a little out there. Let's see. You had, yeah, most kids eat glue, Play-Doh. You were sniffing puke.

Do y'all like the smell of gas? Like gasoline? I've heard. I mean, it's not terrible. Oh, my God. I love when it gets on my hands. I like the smell of gasoline. Okay, no.

Speaking of gas, one time I literally was about to punch my car so we okay anger whatever but so i'm doing the gas every gas stick every gas pump ever when the thing clicks like you're done it's full it cuts off i pull this sucker out just a whole nother buck 50 of gas all over my leg, all over my tire. Lucky bastard. And I literally was like, ah, I was like,

I'm about to blow up. So I, I, I, uh, what would that be? Reset it. Put it up.

And I was literally soaked in gasoline and I was going somewhere. Like I was going to hang out with friends and I was like, what the hell just happened? I am. I mean, I am kerosene at this point i am literally you're a flammable object yeah like this is not this is not um or this is dangerous this can't be healthy it's probably seeping through my skin right now like what's going on

like it was all over me my entire right side of my body i literally took it out and it clicked that's why i was so pissed because it clicked i was like i'm full the gas is off i take it out i'm serious it literally was like because the thing was still on like the thing that uh allows you to step away from the yeah yeah yeah it still clicked on and it literally poured all over me why didn't you hit the emergency gas valve what the emergency gas valve it shuts it off where's that button it's like on the pole yeah what it's a big red button it says shut the gas off yeah like if that's happening you're supposed to hit the button what if that's how you see these buttons that could have saved my life that day. I didn't even know it was there. Yeah.

Speaking of gas stations, I had a homeless man ask for my Instagram. what quite simply what did you just say so i was at a 7-eleven by my apartment i was at a 7-eleven by my apartment and this 7-eleven scares me right because it's a lot of um people out there that's that yell and and oh okay i know that one yes they they're they yell and they yell at me and they they make fun of me sometimes they say my pants are too small and i'm like you're right and i'm sorry and then they say hey go give me that gatorade i parked at the gas station to get gas for my car that's what i normally do at a gas station everyone i get out of the gas station to get gas for my car. That's what I normally do at a gas station. Everyone. I get out of the gas station.

I get. You went. I don't realize I'm doing it. It's like you have a mental reset button. You're like, so I got out of the gas. Like you, like you spaz. Bro, I just need a break. It's good.

You're good. Let's go. So I got, I got out of my car to go ask for a certain amount of dollars for the gas. Here's 20. Give it back to me in fuel. In fuel. Exactly. So as I'm walking to the gas station, this 7-Eleven is blaring opera music.

It really does. It's terrifying. It really does. It's like, oh, the Marie. It's like, am I in the Vatican? Like, it's, you're walking in, and it is, it's seriously like, like, you're on the set of the Da Vinci Code. Like, where, like, this is angels and demons. Like, it's a very strange vibe. It's very strange. Very strange.

In the freaking heart of Dallas, Texas. It's like, it's, it's. And it's not like it's, like, in a low octave. Is that a gargoyle? Like, what's, where am I? It's like a dragon's going to fly over. Yeah, it's a very's, I mean. And it's not like it's like at a low octave. Is that a gargoyle? Like, what's, where am I? It's like a dragon's going to fly over where I am. It's a very, yeah, and he's right. It's not quiet.

It's so loud. It is, like, I don't know what's going on. It's like to the point where it makes you, like, flinch a little bit. No, seriously. It's, it's, you're like blaring. Whoa. And so there was a man out there, and he had a backpack on, didn't have shoes on, which is okay.

It's okay that you don't have footwear. Barefoot is really natural. Primal instincts yeah the way to go yeah I bet he has strong foot muscles I bet his metatarsals and phalanges are quite experienced and they have some good muscle to him and so as I was walking out of the gas station after I paid for my gas I was wearing my you should know shirt I was wearing this studio shirt and on the back it says studio right it's very big letter studio on the back so i'm walking away from from him towards the car to pump my gas excuse me as i'm heading to the gas pump to grab the pump put it into my car i hear hey i'm like that's to me i already know you can tell whenever something's you're like

the royal guard's getting me the pope's here irespected. I didn't sing along to the music. It's over. The gargoyles awakened. So my right knee buckles. I'm starting to sweat. I'm having anxiety. I'm about to get spoken to, and I'm bad at conversations. So he goes, hey, man.

Now, look, it's the guy that has no shoes, the backpack on. Strong feet. Strong feet. I go, what's up, bro? He goes, hey, man, you're a rapper and I'm like no never not once have I ever yeah you go no no I've never sang on a tune I don't do tunage yeah no have a good day sir and he goes oh man I just seen the back of your shirt it says studio on it and I was like oh yeah man I just like own a podcasting studio I do a podcast and he goes oh man i rap and i was like please don't like don't

i would have said like like gifts or what do you music okay and he goes no no i rap for real like i actually like i'm an artist and i was like okay and he was like oh he's like can i can i play you some of my stuff and i was like oh man i'm like about to go record right now i'm sorry and he was like it's fine man like i just real quick and you and I was like yeah bro just go ahead and like I don't know what he's gonna show me this on because he doesn't you know have belongings which is okay but he didn't have belongings just a backpack and I was like I don't know how you're gonna play me your rap music I thought he was gonna like audibly say it he's like I will play it for you now i'm confused

yeah he subtle confusion he asked me he's like you got an instagram i'm like where is this conversation going i'd be like you know what do you i'm just kidding i'm like why you just imagine like how rude you're just like why and i and i'm like yeah i got an Instagram he was like look me up and now I'm like where what is happening what is the situation that I'm in I'm like yeah bro just type it in I give him my phone he has an Instagram he said connect it to your aux I'm like bro can we just like play it on my phone yeah at this point no and so I'm like yeah and I'm bad like I don't know how to turn down people I don't like making people feel bad you're not you're not your belongings aren't getting inside of my vehicle no matter the stipulation so there's a line you've crossed it let's revert

back i wish i had the strength to say no but the phone was connected to the ox i'm listening to this man's music on the ox loud everybody can hear it's matching up with the opera at this point it's a weird mix of music disrespecting the gargoyles they are about to they're about to rise and i'm like i get 30 seconds through and i'm like okay i'm not having a good time i'm so sweaty i'm anxious like i want to go home and he goes yeah man i'm about to do a song a little baby you're not though i said i mean like you're like your little baby like your child or it's you're not doing it with with Buddy from Atlanta. It's it's not happening. And he's like, yeah, let me come to the studio man Let me just like wrap some over there and I was like, it's not it's not that kind of

And he goes yeah, man, thank you so much also do you can you like go give me like some snacks? All right, bro. Um, you know, my get my gas is actually was done like two minutes ago you can have your phone back um have a good day yeah i just bought i went and bought him some beef jerky and a gatorade good for you so that was the uh good for you yeah that was a crazy experience welcome to fresh ball fall it's the season of pumpkin spice and making sure your crotch looks nice that means sipping cider in fall breeze and using Manscaped products to trim your balls with ease. That's right. Today's show is brought to you by Manscaped, a company here to make sure that your foliage isn't the only thing shedding its excess leaves. Heck, even Mother Nature knows it's time to lose the excess clutter for fall.

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and they helped out a lot. There's a ton of tips and tricks. But somebody said about the Botox in the pit thing, they said they put like 60 needles in your armpit. Oh, no. I would rather just be a sweat monster for the rest of my life rather than that. Yeah, it's fine. I'd rather double my sweat.

Yeah, yeah. They get 60 needles. No. No, no, never. I'm not afraid of needles, but I'm afraid of 60. Anything that comes in a pack of 60, that's too much. That's too much. And it's too high of a quantity.

It's not like a one-time thing. You got to keep going. Never will I ever do that. No. If it was like a laser, just like, no more sweat, sign me up. Dude, we got holograms. I'll save up for it. We got holograms.

Yeah, we got Tupac at Coachella. Yeah, and we got- And you're telling me I got to get 60 needles in my arm to stop sweating? Shouldn't be a thing. Get out of here. Bro, I'm a bad sick. I just- Like, your track is so off course in your head it's like the train's supposed to

be going here and it's like in all those movies it's like it pulls the lever and last second it's like complete turn it's like and this is a lot of people like in my life is their pet peeve about me it's like whenever i'm sick i turn into a baby you are a wimp yes like an absolute adolescent when you're sick i shut down like I don't know how to like. It's bad. And it's not voluntary though. It's like, oh, take care of me. It's like, I don't know how to function as a human anymore.

Like, if, because before I got my tonsils taken out, I used to get strep throat all the time. And when we were in college together, I got the worst case of strep throat and you didn't help me. Okay. No, no, I'm good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. no no no all right go for it i'm gonna give it and then you can defend yourself go because we have two different like recollections of what happened nope there was one story no matter how there's no matter how you think about it one truth happened and i'll display it no this is exactly what happened this is the truth and nothing but the truth. Okay. So one day, I was feeling a little iffy in my throat.

I was like, this isn't right. I feel like I'm about to get sick. It's scratchy. I'm feeling a little swollen. It's hard for me to swallow food. Like, it is bad. Get you a bowl of Honey Bunch's oats and you'll be good. Honey Bunch's oats on a sore throat?

Yeah. It scratches all that crap down. You bite it. It's like you're chewing it. And you swallow it. And as it's going down? Yeah. It scratches all that crap down. You bite it, it's like you're chewing it. And you swallow it. And as it's going down, it's like taking all that mucus and stuff with it. You don't care about yourself. That's a remedy. That right there is actual, another truth.

If you're, you know, this area, this region's real sore and swollen, honey bunches of oats. It's going to scrape it all the way down. I will never try that. Go. I just have to take your word for that. But, so I went to sleep that night and i was like okay hopefully when i wake up in the morning i will feel better granted this was winter time in oklahoma you're not going to yeah so it was feel worse so it was it was winter time in oklahoma that means outside nothing but ice

snow roads are shut down nothing you can't go anywhere you're trapped inside of your igloo of an apartment dorm or home you're stuck i woke up about five in the morning and when i opened my eyes my throat didn't open up with it it was shut i could not breathe i was like i'm in pain and i tried to swallow the worst pain it was just like i was eating glass i knew like oh i'm having uh what and I tried to swallow the worst pain. It was just like I was eating glass. I knew like, oh, I'm having a, what's it called, strep throat. I'm having strep throat. I need to go see a doctor right now or my throat's going to close up. End of patent.

When I'm sick, I'm a baby. I need help. I can't do things myself. This is true. I'm alone. My parents aren't there to take care of me. What? My parents aren't there to take care of me. All I have is Cam in the next room.

So. Come to Papa. We'll fix you up. One, I didn't try. I was like, I need to go to the doctor. I need to get up out of this bed and go to the doctor to make sure I'm going to be alive. I know I can't drive because I'm sick. I can't do anything.

I can barely walk. Two, I knew I couldn't drive because it was ice outside. Don't trust myself on those roads. Exactly. Remember that part. So I get up, and I stumble into Cam's room. Cam's dead asleep. Because it's 5 in the morning, as most people are.

Asleep. Remember that part, too. I walk into Cam's room, and I'm like I'm like cam cam I need to go to the doctor and he goes huh and I was like drive me to the doctor and he was like bro I can't it's ice outside yeah I'm like if you don't go back to bed and I was like no cam I can't breathe I was like he was like bro it's ice outside my car is frozen shut I can't drive you to the doctor and I was like he was like bro it's ice outside my car is frozen shut I can't drive you to the doctor and I was like my car is shut too but I need to go and then he was like no bro I'm going to bed he goes back to sleep I'm stuck with myself now I drove through a tornado to be with Cam I'm sick not to save me from his own stupidity did he drive through a natural disaster to get back to us? Not to save me.

I wasn't footnit from a tornado. I was already in shelter. He chose that. So at this point, I'm like, I don't know what to do. I need to go to the doctor because I know something isn't right. I go back into my room. I'm devising a plan. How am I going to get fixed?

How am I going to get to the doctor to get fixed? I go into my room I'm on my phone looking whenever the near like the next clinic opens the next clinic opens at 6 a.m. so I'm like okay I have an hour I sit in my room for an hour just holding my throat in pain knowing my best friend cam is not going to help me in this situation in the room next door 6 a.m. comes call the clinic I'm I'm like, hey, my throat's closed up. Something's not right. Can I come in?

And they're like, yeah. They're like, sir, put the cigarettes down. You know, you need to just, it's 6 in the morning. You're like, no, listen. I'm like, okay, I'm going to come in. I'm going to come in as soon as y'all open. And they're like, okay, we'll be here ready for you. So I get up again out of my bed because 6 a.m comes

it's time to go to the doctor i go to cam again i'm like cam they said the doctor said that they're ready for me and cam's like bro i can't drive just just just go like i can't do anything i'm sorry goes back to sleep i'm like that's not my friend he doesn't care about me he doesn't care about my well-being so i go outside cam they're ready for me hey Peyton my car is still frozen shut I don't do you want me to walk you down there what are you what are you expecting from me it's literally like to help me go just go so I go outside figure it out I don't like what how do i help so i go outside and it is and it's literally a blizzard like when we say our doors are shut like it's you'd actually have to jar open your door to get it open like it is like two coats of ice around every car see it would take at least at least

30 to 40 minutes zero exaggeration to to defrost your car from turning on. It might not turn on. And the doors are literally like, you're going like this. And even when you get the door handled, then you got to snap the whole layer of ice that's over the crease. And on the windshield, you can't see. Can't see anything. So it's snowing.

It's icing. Freezing cold. I'm like, I go to my car and I'm trying to get it open. I'm trying to like, I got to go to the doctor. Like I cannot get this door open. I give up on the car. As you should. We're in a blizzard.

And instead of waiting for the blizzard to end and I go to the doctor whenever it's safe to drive, I look at my phone to see how far this clinic is. This clinic. This clinic. This clinic. You could throw a youth-sized football from our parking lot to the clinic. That's how close it is. No, it was not. It was two and a half miles. No. Yes, it was. Two and a half miles. This clinic was two and a half miles away. Why did you go to the one two and a half miles away instead of directly catty-cornered from the campus? It's not the one that I saw on them. It's not the one that I saw on Google.

You could palm a youth ages 9 to 12 football and launch it from our cars and land in that parking lot. So my only plan of action at this point knowing my car didn't work knowing that i was on the cusp of death my throat was closing my best friend didn't want to help me my only option was to walk my only option was to walk so in this blizzard with a closed throat i walked two and a half miles to a clinic without telling anybody other one wasn't open or something then that's understandable but you are mental if you went all the way down to the other one like and so i'm i don't know like i had on probably like some roche ones some nikes nothing made for the terrain of snow so as I'm walking in this blizzard freezing cold no no cars on the road holding my throat I can't breathe just right left right all the way I I no exaggeration

I fell four times on the way to this clinic he was bruised up afterwards I get to the clinic they check my throat they say I have strep throat they give me antibiotics just go to this pharmacy down the road they didn't know I didn't drive there he's like hey you think you could take me I don't have a car so I'm like I'm like okay thank you and I walk to the pharmacy that's another mile away from the apartment and I go I walk up to this uh it's like a drive-thru window of a pharmacy and I'm like uh for Peyton um I have antibiotics they give me the antibiotics and I walk back I'm walking back to the dorm and apparently my phone's blowing up I didn't even check my phone but everybody was everybody was calling me. Cam was calling me. Liv was calling me. All of our friends were

calling me because they're like Peyton disappeared. Last time I heard from him, his throat was closing up. And so I get back to the dorm after falling eight more times on the way back, embarrassing myself, hurting my pelvis. Um, no one's in the dorm. I'm like, Oh, okay. I'm alone now hurting. My friends don't care about me. My antibiotics are frozen. I have to defrost my medicine. And so I have everybody's location and I check everybody's location and they're in the cafeteria. And then I walk to the cafeteria and everybody's just in there like, Peyton, what the hell? And like, where have you been? And yeah, I just want to say that I have the worst friends ever for letting me walk he walks in there's like the crystallized snot on his face he looks pale

as a ghost he's just like like he's shivering itself a sack of antibiotics i mean just a weird cat man like i just who does that like he has the nerve to say we suck when there's not another car in transit in the whole county. You could have walked with me. Why? Why would I do that? Because I was hurting and I was sick and you're supposed to be there for me. What, to whistle songs with you in your voyage? You be a problem solver.

No, I'm so sweaty right now. Oh my God. You want to feel my chest? No. I'm so sweaty right now. Oh my God. You want to feel my chest? No. Are you sure? Yes. I'm sure I see him. Yeah, so I do have probably the worst friends ever.

He's a wimp when he's sick. An absolute adolescent. Yeah, I lose vision. Absolute child. Yeah, that's his first thing to go every time. Ah, I got hit in the lip. I can't, where? I can't.

Like, his sight is like connected to any pain nerve anything he has like it's just like eyes gone all I know is if somebody drove into a tornado for me I'll do anything for them you drove for me yeah yourself for you you called me and I was like I'm gonna come and help you cam go watch millions of people have seen it go watch last week's or the week You called me! And I was like, I'm going to come and help you, Cam. Go watch last week. Millions of people have seen it. Go watch last week's. Or the week, whenever it was.

Go watch it. Yeah, I don't know when it was, but. Two episodes ago. Just go watch it. Can we get an update on your spicy chip endeavor? Because I don't think we've ever, like, talked about it. It was horrendous. You've calmed down.

It was horrendous. Like, it was so, so hot. And it really does. Like, the whole five stages thing like the shocking The system the hitting your gut like it really does come in waves. It's bad. I was bad I was very heated there is a point where I was like this is great content like this is really funny And then I was like that's he's gonna. I'm gonna lose him right now like he's not okay like we rewatched it sitting there editing and stuff and like payton you could like like visibly see when he went from like his laughing to like oh like i

hope he's okay like he it wasn't funny at one point i literally was up here i was like ah ah like it was bad and y'all only saw, the five minutes to eight minutes we kept in. It was a long time. It was going on for about 20, easily. Yeah, yeah. It was wild. I would like to formally say that I don't apologize. Ouch. You made me eat canned 48-cent meat.

You did. That's another thing. All the people in the Discord and all the people in the comments are like, oh, I feel so bad for Cam. Why would you do that to Cam? Where was my help whenever I was eating this nasty ass fake meat out of a can no one had any sympathy for me they're like oh you're a little privileged child you don't like the canned meat the shoe fits it doesn't does a does a one-legged duck swim in circles

what leg of ducks swim in circles what what the answer is yes it's like the ducks have legs yes ducks have legs little I thought they swim with their their by the way if you don't, just close your eyes. Audio listeners, you're already doing that. They're driving. There's no visual. But this is a perfect Squidward walking when his tentacles connect with the floor. Ready?

Here we go. Sponge Bob. And he's running. Absolute perfect Squidward. What is wrong with you? You talk about me. That's one of my talents. I have talents. You he's running. Absolute perfect scooper. What is wrong with you? You talk about me. That's one of my talents. I have talents.

You have traumas. That's the difference. We'll dissect them later. Sometimes I still think about that beef jerky. You shouldn't. We. I think me and Cam had the wildest Applebee's experience of all time. Oh my God.

Like this Applebee's that we went to was a portal to a different world. think me and cam had the wildest applebees experience of all time my god like this applebees that we went to was a portal to a different world it was literally like the nether like the door was the was the the wardrobe to narnia like it wasn't earth it was the upside down yeah the upside down the nether portal narnia it just wasn't it was a different dimension dr strange was i mean it was we were not where we were supposed to be just like we're gonna tell you about this experience as soon as we walked in it was like we were in the louisiana swamp lands it's like this this applebee's was located in the sahara desert it was it was so hot disgustingly sticky like no joke waitress or waiter sorry comes by

asks us hey can i get you anything to drink we'll start with the drinks i was like you got a box fan i was like do you have a portable something to cool us it was so bad it was at nighttime shouldn't be this hot inside an establishment i literally was like yeah i'll take a water and a fan if you got it like i mean uh i don't know what's going on he was like yeah it's kind of hot on but they see it's not broken and i was like so yeah, it's kind of hot. But the AC, it's not broken. And I was like, so why am I sweating? Why am I sweating? I ate the one chip last week. Why am I sweating right now if your AC is not broken? And it's like we were fighting off wasps, mosquitoes.

There was so many creatures out there. There was a gang of flies. It was unreal. So we were sitting there, sweating, sticky, uncomfortable as as hell my butt stuck to the to the booth at this point i'm like this is bad i'm uncomfortable we order alcoholic beverages a little loose law we're we're okay i'm gonna have this is the first time i've ever ordered something like this it's like a bucket margarita and it is a big nice colorful thing and i was like oh there's a bucket margarita i'm gonna have that never tried it let me do it here at this sticky applebee's i order it sticky i order it they put it on the

table i begin to mix it up as i'm mixing it up there's a creature in my drink dead fly the other flies they were having a gang rival battle one was slain and he fell into his drink so red flag two at this point and we're in the sahara desert there's dead bugs in our drinks and i'm not the type of person to take drinks back or to take anything back to the kitchen normally i'll just thug it out a bug's not going into my system it's a slain insect yeah in my beverage i can't i i just can't. I'm sorry. Can you make me another one? So immediately I turn into a fifth grader, hands up. I'm like, excuse me, sir. Come here. He comes to the table. He's like, what's wrong? I'm like, hey, I'm sorry. I'm not this type of dude, but it's a fly in my drink. And he looks in there. He goes, yeah, sure is, isn't it? That is a fly.

That's exactly what I said. I'm like, yeah, that is one fly that's exactly what i said i'm like yeah that is one and then he asked me he's like do you want me to make you another one no i actually was just letting you know in case you wanted to record me eat it what yeah please what do you i mean was that necessary to ask that what do you yes please so you'd love a second drink without an insect in it he picks it up and he as he's walking to the back and he's like yeah i don't know there's a bunch of flies back there i guess one just got loose and went in there got loose training these fly what are we y'all having fly fights betting your betting your tip money to get to doubling on some fly battles what do you mean got loose are they caged up and so

the drink comes back 47 minutes later yeah it was so long can't tell and then so i get the drink back and i'm like okay maybe this experience will get normal i'll get some of this silly juice in me i'll feel a little better about the swamp land and the flies that are around me can't tell them about the people that were around us in this applebee's you would have thought we were all wearing shirts and in clothing collection that said hey please stare at us like every person in this establishment was walking by and it was like one of these was like then the next person would come by it's literally that you would thought we had like a

middle finger in the middle of our chest and And it's like, so we're sitting here. What is like, what's going on? Every person, majority of them, for whatever reason, I don't know if it's like bring your kid night. Every human being in this one had offspring. Every single human being in this Applebee's had offspring with them. Every single one. It's just infested with children and flies. So we're sitting there.

And like he said, everything. We're not knocking Applebee's, but this particular night was, I mean, it was. We love Applebee's. It was insane. Everything. It's like you ordered. You would have thought we were like, yes, can I please have the unlimited boneless wings with a 25-minute wait on top of that? Thank you.

Thanks, sir. Hey, can I have my drink and just make everyone else's first like it was it's like everything came with unnecessary wait times we had to check our feet every five minutes in fear that an alligator was going to come by because it was literally like we were in the middle of like a river like it was bad so they come back we place our food order we already have the expectation that it's gonna be 30 minutes it's gonna be half an hour till we get our food so we go you know what let's just go sit outside because it's it's our it's 90 degrees outside but at least we can get some wind we can get some good

old natural you know just just real ac you know wind fast forward maybe two more minutes right so now we're outside so there's some breeze this truck pulls up okay they park this is insane this is all in this it's like all in one sitting three high school teenage boys around that age they get out of the truck right they walk up to the door and then walk back so i'm like okay they probably realize how hot it is too they probably heard something about it they're leaving they go to the truck and they just start sitting in the back of the truck talking like okay maybe i don't have anything else to do then they start singing and then they start screaming so it's like we can't win at this point it sucks inside it sucks outside it just sucks right so we're sitting there and all of a sudden

boom boom boom we're starting here like a loud like noise like a bounce i'm like what is going on boom boom and then a like a like a i was like someone just like someone hit a car we turn around these kids are playing their own uh like mixture of like basketball in a truck with no goal no they're shooting into the truck yeah playing in the middle of this parking lot one-on-one and the third kid's going like this just being being the goal and they're literally bouncing this ball in the in concrete they're having to oh cars coming like back when you were eight years old playing in the street car they get out the way come back and they're shooting it's just smashing into cars and I'm like

dude we can't win I'm like this is awful and before we even got outside we were sitting this is whenever we were just like he was fixing the fly drink we were sitting in there sweating uncomfortable and this is whenever the Cretins of people were there with all of their children there's this dude in a booth across from us and he was with his kid and his wife for some reason he just stands up from the booth has his back towards us and i'm like okay what's going on and then he slowly starts to backpedal towards the table yeah not only was he backpedal towards the table. Yeah, not only was he backpedaling towards the table his right hand in the pants Yeah under the underwear say under the underwear backtracking towards us. We're starting to get ass hand towards our face It was so scary

He's sitting there just scratching dingleberry lane with straight skin to skin contact just like this I'm not gonna stick my hand in my pants, but you get the point. This is exactly how he was Second by second doing that in a public environment is crazy. Then doing it towards us, coming near us is even crazier. Not watching where you're going is ludicrous. With your hand in your pants. In any dynamic, any situation you're in, if you can't see where you're moving and you're just joyfully going that way, what if someone's standing there with a spear and you're about to just... Why are you even standing in an Applebee's?

Yeah, what happened? Why did you just leave your table? What are you even standing in an applebee's yeah what what happened why did you just leave your table what are you doing and to make it worse that made this experience like actually like hurt my pride it was like a terrible experience but this hurt my pride so at applebee's they have this function where you download an app and you can play music for the whole restaurant which is really cool so i'm looking through there and my music taste is a little strange, right? So I'm trying to get the ox for the whole Applebee's, maybe spicing up this environment a little bit because this isn't fun.

Maybe make up for everything else that's going on. So I'm looking through music, and I find a song. I don't even remember what it is, but I find a song that probably the majority of people don't like, but it's my weird taste in music. I click on it. It begins to play in this entire Applebee's loud.

It's like 10 seconds into the song. I'm like, okay, I'm feeling a little good. I'm like, ooh, I click on it. It begins to play in this entire Applebee's loud. It's like 10 seconds into the song. I'm like, okay, I'm feeling a little good. I'm like, Ooh, I like this song. All of a sudden music cuts off. I'm like, all right. No other song has cut off so far. What's going on? Bartender has the remote in his hand for the music. And he goes, who played that? I'm like, I was like, maybe he's gonna give me props. Like, oh, this is a banger. Thanks for playing that. You're making the environment better.

I go, with pride, I'm like, it was me, I played it. He goes, yeah, it wasn't it. Clicks to the next station. I was like, I don't belong here. This is not an environment for me. This isn't it. Like this is, it's an Applebee's fever dream. We were in a portal.

It was, it was unbelievable. Have you ever left a restaurant like this? Just upset that you were even there, a part of it. We all, all four of us just walked out like, that sucked. But shout out, we love Applebee's. It's normally a great experience. Shout out, if you want to like sponsor the podcast, I'll take some. but shout out we love Applebee's it's normally a great experience shout out if you want to like sponsor the podcast I'll take some yeah it's the free drinks

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