You Should Know Podcast - TRAPPED ON A MOUNTAIN! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Callum Wynn. that burp was for all of you that tell me i burp too much you're disgusting by the way you have a a warm coffee drink and a ice cold white monster and I see you cycle through hits. Okay, I can explain. Coffee, hot, boiling, nasty mouth and you go, let's wash it down with arctic freeze snow cone taurine monster. I can explain myself. I have a science and a rhythm to everything.

Oh my god, why? The only thing I'm missing is a drink the only thing i'm missing is a water if i had a water i don't want your that water has been sitting by a window for about three and a half months you're drinking plastic i i would be willing to argue it's been longer than okay but can i explain to you what i do it's not gonna make sense but humor me so the coffee is to warm up the warm up the palate before I speak for three hours straight. I hate you. I warm up the palate.

You know what I mean? I warm up the palate in the throat. It's good. I put extra espresso in here. Your palate is burnt already. There's no more warming it up. But then I like the taste of this, and it cools me down, and it gives me like a spike. Coffee's more like a steady incline of energy.

This is like a spike. This is like- Like a quick little- Have you ever sat on a thumbtack? Never, actually. I do that. I have sometimes. You've sat on thumbtacks? In high school, a lot. For pleasure or pain? Or accident? It was accident.

It was accident all the time. But I'm just saying, I was in yearbook class, right? And I was responsible for... I was a journalist. Dude. Oh my God. That was in your book. I would go around and pull kids out of the class and interview them.

No, you didn't. I hated those kids. Why? I'd be in the middle of like problem seven and someone knocks on my door like, Hey, can we get Cameron Kennedy for a quick interview? Oh, God forbid. My name's Cameron Kennedy. I'm the most popular kid in school.

No paparazzi. I hated whenever you're doing your job. It's like catch me in passing period. Oh, that's not my. Don't remove. Oh, don't remove me from my education. My ears are ringing. You're a nerd.

First of all. Second of all, 4.05 semester straight we have the same job so uh no but i can't get you in the passing period because guess what that's my passing period too i'm not i'm clocked out of journalism class i'm not a journalist all seven periods of the day your journalist coach should understand that oh that's one thing yearbook definitely didn't think it was a class. They thought it was half sport, half job. It's a lifestyle.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's a lifestyle? Yeah. How do you think we're going to get the news out? Okay, answer me this. Why does it take eight months to make the book? Because it's a full yearbook.

It's not the first semester book, dumbass. Give me three months. I have the yearbook, same ass give me three months i have the yearbook same quality and i just as as the year goes on you put stuff in there are you being ignorant right now you're being for real i'm being for real okay the design you're gonna piss me off the design of the oh i'm talking to a sweet spot no you did it there's like a pin you're like a division one prospect you're like i really want to take my talents to journalism school to full sail university i'm going mom this is what we've been waiting no no if you gave me three and a half months okay i understand the yearbook has the whole year okay what about the

spring sports sports not sports okay what about spring theater spring listen i have a prom listen you listen with your your ears i almost said ohjo, so that's your eyes, right? I had tubes in my ears as a kid. You're the worst kid ever. You're the worst kid ever. You're the worst kid ever. You had tubes in your ears, long Troy Polamalu hair, tail, suspenders. You dressed as James Naismith.

It was all different time periods. Don't act like it was the same year I did that. That was all in about maybe two years. I know the tubes were whenever I came out of the placenta. You had 46 silly bands on your left hand. I'm saying. You had what? Super skinny jeans.

I had a skateboard. Didn't know how to use it. Truck fit. Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. What? That's the kid you were.

Yeah. You had the skull candy earbuds instead of the Apple ones just so you could be different. That was easy. That's all we could afford. No, no, no, no, no. The Apple ones came with the phone back then. I didn't have the iPhone. I didn't get an iPhone.

Oh, my God, you had a Razr. Oh, my God, you had a Razr. I had the Flip. You had a Razr. Like what you call hits on. A rotary phone. A rotary phone. So yeah, yo, with that.

A rotary phone. Dude, you could have been the greatest criminal if you wanted to be. You had so many eggs in so many baskets. Okay. You were cool with everyone. So wait you wanted to be you had you had so many eggs and so many baskets Okay, you were cool with everyone. It's a way in middle school yet an iPhone. No, I didn't get my first phone till I was 17 Prisoner I had the brick Nokia. Yeah, it was about the size of half a graham cracker Yeah, didn't fold didn't scoop none of that. Yeah, then I got the slide John. I never got the iPhone Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I skipped the face Then I got the slide, John. I never got the slide. Then I got the iPhone. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I skipped a phase. I made the worst mistake ever.

What happened? I bought one of those Google Android phones simply because the Beats logo was on the back, and I thought that means it came with all the music in the world. I literally thought that. I literally thought I had a free subscription to any tune I wanted to listen to. You got so disappointed when you got it. I got it. The app store was an asshole, and the music sounded horrid and i said get rid

of my my brother my mom found my old iphone that's why i read the uh the oh my god the things off of and they sent me pictures of my messages with angel ty angel ty yeah that was my friend yeah and she was a good hooper and a great friend but i since oh you you hijacked the beginning of the episode because i had something that i've been it's been eating me alive for the past week that i haven't been able to say to you in person but i've been waiting for the podcast i i why did i just started sweating i called out guac for it what guac our my friend guac like what are these friends you know angels you know you know guac well you you call this person guac yes i don't i called i called guac well. You call this person guac. Guac! Okay, guac.

Yes. I called guac out for this. Okay. And I'm going to call you out. Okay. And I might call you out too. Okay. I'm calling all my friends out because y'all are all fake.

Okay. Why did no one tell me that I got fat in my face? What? Why did nobody say that to me? You didn't get fat. Yes, I did. No, you're right. Look at him.

He knows it. It's just because I saw a picture of you for a while back. Yes. You didn't get fat. Yes, I did. In my face. Yes, I did. No, you didn't.

You have facial hair. That's all it is. No, it's my cheeks. Yes, it's right here. I got fat. See, Ryan, what the hell? Fat. Fat.

Wait, are you fat? Don't touch me. Yes, I'm getting fat in my face, and no one called me out. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm not saying there's nothing wrong, but it's something that happened. Like, how do you get fat just in your cheekbone? I don't know. My ass a little bit, too.

Well, that's tiger stress. Tiger stress. And I think it's because my diet, to be honest. But doesn't that, like... No, I got a little thick here, too. I got a little fupa. What? I got a little fupa. What? I got a little fupa.

You want to give that acronym? No. Google it if you want. No, I got fat in my face. Wait, look at me. No, shut up. No, look at me. Don't laugh.

Don't laugh. No, you can't tell when I'm like this. You can, but watch me smile. Watch me smile. Watch me smile. You can barely see my eyes smile. Watch me smile. Watch me smile. You can barely see my eyes anymore. No, do it again. Dude, remember how chiseled I used to be?

You used to be very chiseled. What happened? It's called life. No, okay, and that's messed up, okay? Look, I was- Bro, you're not fat. Shut up. I was going through TikTok, right?

And my whole For You page is us. It's like 100 different accounts. Shout out to y'all. But I was going through, and I looked at a podcast like three months ago, and I was like, I look good in that. And then I was like, and then I was like,

I don't look like that anymore. What's different? I was like, is it my beard? And then I was like, I've gotten fat in my face. And then so I kept it inside for about, I've been thinking about this for like a month. I was like, I kept it inside,

and I needed somebody to call me out. I don't think it would be my loved ones and my friends. It wasn't. It was the comment section. Somebody in the comments. Someone in the comments. It was the last comment. It's like, is it me or does Peyton's face get fat?

That's y'all's fault. Okay, that's why it stings more. I literally yelled. No, no, I don't give a shit. I get called mean things all day. No, I'm saying it stings more because it didn't come from you. Because it didn't come, because y'all are supposed to be the ones that hold me down. I didn't realize it.

I give you a little leeway, and you a little leeway, because y'all see me every day. Exactly. So it's hard to tell. You're hard to tell. But I told, and Guac, I told Guac about this too. I told her, I was like, why didn't you tell me my face got fat? She was like, it's not fat. And I was like, you ever notice a change in my face? And she was like, well, when I was like, why didn't you tell me my face got fat? She was like, it's not fat. And I was like, you ever notice a change in my face?

And she was like, well, when I was leaving, you did smile. And from an area, I was like, I just thought you were getting more full. More full. That's a nice face saying your face is fat. What if she went, playing with it? Bro. No, you're not. No, I am.

Don't listen to him. No, I'm listening to myself. I caught it. I've seen it. Yeah. I need to see the video you're referring to., I am. Don't listen to him. No, I'm listening to myself. I caught it. I've seen it. Yeah. I need to see the video you're referring to. Just go back to episode 60. What if I went back and it was literally a different person? It is.

It is. My face got fat. It can't be that bad. And all I'm saying is I'm disappointed in both of y'all because y'all are supposed to be my bestest friends and y'all aren't supposed to hold anything back from me. If I would have known, I would have told you. Y'all are crazy. Just like you tell me all the time that I'm...

That you're what? Oh, your nipples are nasty? No, no. Okay. No! I was looking down at you. Oh, okay. Now that we're talking about this, I have a genuine question for you.

This is going to be a test. What physical feature about me makes you the most uncomfortable? Penis. Yard roll. I'm keeping all that in. That's fine. Genuinely, what physical feature about me makes you the most uncomfortable? Like, when you look at it on my body, you're like... I have two things.

Honest to God answers. Honest to God. Lower back and ribcage. It's one of the two. Lower back, ribcage, and a close bronze medalist. Like, they barely made the podium behind the knees. That's it. Or your feet.

Oh, my God, your feet. No, your feet. But they're always covered yeah you always have yeah so so my lower back what's wrong with my lower back unbelievably hairy unbelievably skinny my lower back is not hairy you either just shaved it you shaved it he shaved it god there's dimples there's dimples, so then it'd be ribs. What's wrong with my ribs? Now that the taco beef is gone from your lower back, it's your ribs. What's wrong with my ribs? When I look at it, if I had to, if I look, if my last

sight in life was your rib cage, for the rest of my life, I would always think you breathe like, that's how I'd imagine. Okay, there's nothing wrong with it. Ebu. Okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Did you ask that just to roast me? No.

It sounds like you're about to come after me. There's two parts. One of them, I was going to defend myself, then come after you. Okay. The defending myself is the last girl I talked to, she always used to like strum my lower back hair and it made me feel so at home.

She strummed? Dude, she was playing G flat lower back here that is she deserves hell i felt so at home so yeah and the cat is safe that's love no that is that is sacrifice give me your lower back no give me your lower back no i'll strum'll strum you. Let me strum you. Come here. Give me that. Oh my God, bro. Yo, if I didn't know you, if the only first sight I had of you was your lower back, I would think your name is Beatrice and you serve nuggets at the local elementary. So I have a lunch lady back. You have a lunch lady back. You have a lunch lady back. I have a lunch lady back.

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How are Cam's nipples? My nipples are fine. They're slightly translucent. Show them on the internet. I'm not showing my nipples. I'm not showing my nipples on the internet. Because they're not currently shaved. I'll shave. You'll get the nipples. You shave your nippies? Hell yeah. Why? You get them sucked on? No, because there's hair all around them.

Okay. My nipples look like if you licked a lollipop and then dropped it at a hair salon. Oh, like... Are you keeping that or are you... I was about to say, golly! Shots fired, local... No, if you licked a lollipop, threw it in a pile of hair. That's my nipple. Dude, yeah, your... A pink lollipop.

Your nipples are gross. They used to be literally see-through. I feel like they shift. They don't move. I feel like it's a gear shift. No, they don't move. It's like four-wheel drive. If I woke up one day and they were just like off balance,

the next day they're in there, I would go to the doctor. What would you do first thing in the morning? You wake up with a third nipple, you can't go to the doctor. What do you do? I'd rub it to see if it has sensory problems. But then... What if it did? If I could actually feel it?

It would have made you feel real good. I'd keep it. I wouldn't tell anybody. What about a pool? A pool? Get in a pool. What would you do? I'd have to wear a t-shirt.

Say I'm going through a midlife crisis. Dude, why are you wearing a shirt in the pool? I'd be like, hell, I just don't. And then I'd literally go underwater and be like... Okay, but what about when you have your kid and you gotta get a skin-to-skin contact? I don't have to do that. Is that a law? I think that's right, isn't it?

I don't know. It might be a custom, but there's no law. Oh, okay. Am I getting handcuffed for it? Are you gonna have cologne on? Yeah. I'm gonna spray right on that nipple. It's gonna get nice and irritated.

No, I'm saying whenever you have your kid, when you spray your cologne and you hold your kid, they get all kinds of chemicals. It can be allergic. How many... To cause problems. I know, that get all kinds of chemicals. You can be allergic. How many... To cause problems. I know, that's what I'm saying. So you're going to go skin to skin? No.

Yeah. I'm just not going to wear cologne or deodorant. I'll just be a stinky onion dad. I'll literally... They'll think I've been flipping burgers my whole life. How soon until whenever you have your first kid can I hold them without you looking at me? If it was up to me,

oh, without looking at you? They got to be six. I'm just gotta be six i'm just kidding they gotta walk on their own yeah they literally have to be able to call my phone number no without like they're staying the night with you or just in the same room but i can like look away and make a call you're i'm in your guest room you're in my guest room i'd say they gotta be at least bro i trust you i'd trust you you wouldn't do anything i'd say three months damn that's a long time but the first month and a half like you're not really supposed to some parents don't let anybody see their baby like let them come come to life get the system whatnot it's all up to live hell i'd give it to you day of i'm gonna go buy some peanuts you need you want something out of the vending machine i'm like hold this little bastard as long as i can't hold your kid i'm not giving it anything i'm not giving gifts

food water nothing you can hold my i just told you i'm just saying but you you don't you obviously have to go through your higher up so unless your higher up says so i'm just saying hey mama mama chooses mama bear i'm telling her but i don't think live will be that type of yes she will though yes she will no not that she'll be like my mom not the month and a half of don't touching him a couple weeks for sure but like month and a half of don't touching him. A couple weeks for sure, but like month and a half, that's six weeks and no one can touch him? Hell right. Hell right.

This is what I think I'm going to be as a dad. I feel like I'll be very protective, especially if I have a little girl. Oh, God. If I have a little girl. I don't think I'll ever allow anybody to kiss my kid. I'm kissing your kid. You're not kissing my kid. Yeah.

No, you're not. You can't physically stop me. I will kiss your kid. I will hurt you. I will kiss your kid. Why do you want to kissing my kid yeah no you can't physically stop me I will kiss you I will I will I will hurt you I will kiss your kid why you want to kiss my kids over because that'll be my niece or nephew so I'll kiss him nice or her no it's not yeah it is I'll let it go hey I'll be like right there now you're in a full nose I'm kissing your kid don't worry about it my context before what the hell was that my context about the fall out. What the hell was that? My contact's about to fall out. But I've also been practicing winking with both eyes.

I should never see your whole mandible when you wink. I should never see your entire... You said I've been practicing winking. A wink is supposed to be just... No, wink with both eyes. That's a blink, dumbass. That's just shutting your eyes. Wink with both eyes.

No, but separated. Separatedly. That's that coffee and monster shit. Blink with both eyes. Separated. Try to breathe and hold it. Separatedly. Separate. Separated. Separately. Separated. Separated.

Separated. Now you're choosing to be different. You know the word is separately. One? Mm-hmm.. Now you're choosing to be different. You know the word is separately. One. Wow, you're talented. You literally looked like you're having an... I don't even want to say it and be insensitive. That's not good. No, I know.

Stop it! Oh, speaking of... You said my ribcage is disgusting. Yes, you did. No, you said it frightens me or concerns me. You said when... You told me this in person. You said, Peyton me this in person you said

Payton, I feel like if I were to lift up your shirt right now It would be no skin no organs just a skeleton with cobwebs and spiders hanging off of it It'll be a little dusty. I said that I said to me in the gym when I was trying to better myself I said that did to my eyes. I Said that straight to you. Don't wink at me. No, it definitely if you pulled up It'd be like a small action scene in there. Just like skeletons fighting stuff. You can go, they all just disappear. You have skin everywhere, but just your ribs are just bones. But I found out that your rib cage is not just in the front this week. I genuinely didn't know that.

You didn't know as opposed to? I thought what it actually is. The rib cage wraps around. I didn't know that. Now I do. That makes more sense. And that's a genuinely I didn't know. I feel like that wraps around. I didn't know that. Now I do. That makes more sense. And that's a genuinely, I didn't know.

I feel like that's common that people don't know that because anytime you hear somebody, I broke my rib, what are they holding? Their side. Their side. No one's ever been like,

ah, I broke my rib. Okay. Because this probably wouldn't feel good on the rib going like that. The ribs wrap. I'm not arguing with you. You think your back was jello. You just thought your back was a waterbed. Hey, I'm not arguing with you you think your back was jello you just thought your back was a waterbed hey i'm not an anatomist i don't know no one's an anatomist that's not a job

you you thought that there wasn't ribs in the back i'm so let me be genuine i genuinely never thought about my ribs but when i did i thought they were just in the front and i don't feel like that's crazy. Just a lack of knowledge. I was ignorant. And I'm fine admitting that. So, okay, my question is... But when have you ever... I got a ribcage tattoo.

Where would you guess that was at? Somebody said I got a ribcage tattoo. Right here. No, that's front. That is front. Holy shit. You just went right here. That's not the front of your body.

You're going to piss me off. You're already pissing... You thought our backs were water balloons. I didn't think anything. I didn't think anything. Don't put words into my goddamn gullet. That means if someone hits you once in the back, just punch you in the back, they're striking vital organ.

I didn't think about it. I genuinely didn't think about it. Okay, I can give you a pass for not thinking about it, but how would you draw a ribcage if you only thought it was in the front? I've never drawn a 3D person before. I draw sticks, dog. Who am I? Pass out?

So you were in journalism and you never made a sketch of a body. You never made a sketch. You never sketched. You never went through an art phase. I don't know if you know. You wore a tail. You made a yearbook. You never drew a picture.

No. You solicited duct tape wallets and silly bands but you never drew a picture that's what you're trying to tell me i have that's where the line is i have not a 3d model dumbass so dimas so so in your in your beautiful little mind your precious little mind ribs are just like this yeah like little... It's like the front of a rake. Just sitting there. Isn't the human body beautiful? It's very complex. Isn't it so amazing?

It is. That those little wires right here are just holding up me? It's not a wire. It's a bone. Okay, I'm tired of people being so specific about me. I'm just trying to talk. I'm just trying to talk. And I'm tired of people picking each freaking word.

They're taking what I'm saying and not what I'm thinking. I'm tired of that. I'm tired trying to talk. And I'm tired of people picking each freaking word. They're taking what I'm saying and not what I'm thinking. I'm tired of that. I'm tired of it. I can't even be myself anymore. It took you four f***ing seconds. Four f***ing seconds. That's what you just gained. That's the energy you just gained.

So I follow my equilibrium. Follow my equilibrium. How much money for you to remain with your hat off? What did I just say? How much money for you to remain with your hat off? What did I just- How much money for you to do the remai- Remai- How much money for you to do the remainder of the episode with your hat off? How much to remain with the pants?

Freeze, Dad! Lakes, let me see the back of your knees. There's holes in your underwear again. God dammit. Okay. Birthday idea. Draws. Draws.

Oh my god, we're wearing the same pants. We are wearing the same pants. They were wearing new balances. God damn it. You got that shirt the same place I got this hat. Oh my god. We're walking mannequins. What was that? Hey, I'm not gonna lie. This drink might be worse than the forbidden drink.

I was just about to... Sorry. I can hear you scratch your own face. I want you to think about that. You're crying. You're breathing so loud. Bro, relax. All right, calm down.

I'm fine. I'm fine. Your eye's too close. What was that? Both of our couches are broken. I broke my couch. No. Oh, man. This studio is run down. I broke my couch. No. Oh, man.

This studio is run down. You need a break. You need a break. Talk. I can see you thinking. I can see your thoughts. You're like this. You're like a gopher, like a groundhog.

Wait. Wait, didn't Groundhog Day already pass? Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Kevin? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like Kevin? Don't you? Let's do an ad break. Oh, let's see. There they go.

There's those ribs. So you shaved the back but not the front? I did shave my... Oh, let's see. There they go. There's those ribs. So you shaved the back, but not the front. I did shave my... Oh, you did. Good. You want to see low? Don't go any lower. Don't go any lower. If you pulled your pants down and it was a spotless beaver, I would be absolutely appalled

and we would no longer be friends. If you showed me your crotch and I could land an airplane on it If I showed you my monkey If it was a spotless monkey You would be out of commission. You would have to find a new ghost If that be- I'm fucking crazy. Bro, Ryan, look at him!

Look at you! That's what I'm saying, you don't look like you just did what dogs do and they're gonna throw up they go they start licking and shit they can feel the acid reflux. Remember when Ryan threw me a call? I think I'm about to throw up. My mouth is salivating. You are so soaking wet. You're soaking wet. Stop itching your face. You're touching squid couch, Vegemite carpet,

nasty ribs. What's in our ceiling? What's that yellow? Carbon peroxide Hey, you're never allowed to do that again. You are never ever allowed to get that comedy I keep getting right you give me a cucumber Gatorade out of the fridge it My balloon not is oh, bro You look like you just got in trouble by your mom and the fact that we have those in our fridge It's just a pretty drink this that'd be you oh God there's spit in the bottle. No, there's not. No, there's not. It just looks like it.

Dog, you look like you just got in trouble. Like you're 11 and you just got like grounded. You look so young and just anxious. No. I do look low-end. I didn't do it. That was a joke. The modern bidet for people who poop. This is... We've gone off the rails. This is beyond... Oh, no, no. You're not even in a train.

You're in a B-22 exclusive stealth jet. You know what pisses me off? When people ask me if I want to get... I can absolutely smell that from over here. The entire room just turned into a salon. The whole room is a spa. It's better than the carbon peroxide coming through the ceiling. Squid guts everywhere.

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Unless it's for a show Bro I don't Come on No Unless we don't say it about We got insulated pants We got snow stuff

Boots We can go every year Yeah It gets cold in Texas I just don't have that It wasn't for me You wanna know why? Bro

Because when we went To Colorado this weekend I had the worst trip of all time. I got trapped in a mountain. Bro, I was stranded in a mountain. Dude, I have to tell this story. Literally, you were. I got to tell the story.

It started from the day that I landed. So I landed in Denver. The cabin we were staying at was at the top of a mountain in Breckenridge, which is two hours away. Right? So I land at like 10 p.m. It's outside it's snowing it's cold I don't like that I'm not used to it what time were you supposed to land dude I was supposed to land at like seven you got like three delays I was supposed to land at seven when I got onto the plane the pilot goes over the intercom he's like hey we're gonna have a delay uh they're gonna do maintenance on the plane we don't know what's going on, but we're going to figure it out.

Don't say that. Tell me what's going on before you say we have maintenance coming on. I literally see for literally an hour and a half, maintenance people coming on and off the plane. On and off the plane. I'm like, I don't want to be on this flight. I don't want to be here anymore.

I finally land in Denver. I have to take a two-hour drive to breckenridge colorado at the top of a mountain pitch black pitch black so by the so i find an uber it's like 400 to get out there i find an uber i make it to breckenridge colorado now it's the time to drive up a mountain in breckenridge to get to the cabin right my uber is in a regular Cadillac. Not like a big SUV Cadillac, like a little mom Cadillac. Right? It's pitch black outside.

He's driving 12 miles per hour because we're going up the top of a mountain and it's snowing outside. And it's 1am. It is dangerous out there. I can't see anything. There's no street lights. There's no nothing. I can see little glowing eyes in the distance. That's all I know.

That's all I see. A pack of hyenas. Dude, that's it. Bears. Whatever's out there. So, we get, I kid you not, like two miles from the cabin. We've been going up this mountain for a little bit. I'm getting dizzy.

My ears are popping. I'm freezing. And it is dark outside. We get to this part of the mountain where the map starts to go a little haywire. We're losing service. There's no signal. My Uber mountain where the map starts to go a little haywire we're losing service there's no signal my uber driver doesn't know where to go we we can follow the trail up to the mountain where you think we're supposed to go or there's like this little deviation path but it's pitch black you can't see where this little deviation patch is but it seems like if we take

this deviation pass we can just skip half the mountain and go up to the cabin at the top of the mountain if it seems too good to be true it probably is so my uber driver stops the car and he goes sorry i can't uh figure out where i'm going he said i think i'm supposed to turn here we start to go on a decline now i'm like hold on we were just going up for about 45 minutes why are we starting to down? He's going down the middle of the mountain where there's no roads. We're on a valley. We're on fresh snow. Now, I'm a dumbass, but I know something.

This Cadillac is not made to go through fresh snow at 1 a.m. on a mountain. We're starting to drive literally a minute into driving through that valley in the middle where there's no roads, just fresh snow and ice. we're starting to drive literally a minute into driving through that valley in the middle where there's no roads just fresh snow and ice the cadillac is stuck i'm like there's no way there is no way that this is happening i am trapped in the middle of the mountain it is literally negative nine degrees outside in 1 a.m pitch black icy glowing ice fast forward we're shoveling snow out the bottom of his car for 35 minutes try i'm pushing his cadillac i'm a weak boy i can't push a like a one ton vehicle i can't do that i'm pushing it we can't do it i try to call cam

cam's already at the cabin they got he there before me. I can't call Cam. There's no service. By the grace of God, I get one signal. I got one chance to get one call. I call Cam. I said, Cam, I'm in the middle of the mountain. Help me. I'm going to drop my location.

Come get him. I'm stuck. He starts to run out of gas. The Uber driver starts to run out of gas. He's like, I have to keep gas in my car. I got to turn it off. He turns off his car. It is freezing outside. Negative nine pitch pitch black and you're shoveling snow and i'm shoveling snow with texas clothes on i didn't change

into my snow gear yet that was true cam comes rescues me we go to the top of the mountain boom fast forward we enjoy our time in breckenridge colorado i'm having headaches the whole time about to have a nosebleed sore throat i don't don't like it. My ears are popping everywhere I go. Still glowing eyes. Three days later, it's time to leave Breckenridge. God. Cam is driving from Colorado back to Texas. I'm flying because I don't like car rides. So I have to find a way to get to the airport by myself. Should be simple.

The day before I leave, I schedule an Uber. Pick me up at 8 a.m., take me two hours to Denver. I can go home to Texas. Genius. I wake up the next morning. I schedule an Uber. Pick me up at 8 a.m., take me two hours to Denver. I can go home to Texas. Genius. I wake up the next morning. I check my Uber. Uber's still scheduled to pick you up, Peyton. Peyton? Uber's still scheduled to pick you up, Peyton?

All is good. I'm packing my bags. Everything's good. I'm ready to go back home to Texas. Five minutes. Five minutes before that Uber's supposed to pick me up, I get a notification from the Uber app. Hey, your ride is canceled, dog. Good luck getting to the airport. Wait, what?

What do you mean? What do you mean? I spend the next 30 to 40 minutes trying to schedule Ubers, Lyfts, anything. All canceling. They don't come all the way up to Breckenridge. They don't want to drive in that snow to get stuck in it like I did on the first time there. We start to go into panic mode, me, Cam, and all our friends. We're like, we're in the middle of nowhere.

We're at the top of a mountain. The closest city, the closest town is like 15 minutes out. My friends say, hey, we will drive you to that town 15 minutes out, and we'll try to help you and see if their Ubers can pick you up out there. We drive 15 minutes out. We're scheduling Ubers. Ubers still won't go out there. We parked in front of this little market, right? This little market looks like a little mom and pop market.

There's literally no- It had saloon doors. Saloon doors. Kick in. Dude, exactly. But there's no cars on the street. It's like a desolate-ass town. I'm pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed go across.

It looked like a Tom and Jerry movie. A snowy tumbleweed. I go into the market, right? Everybody in there knows everybody in there. Yeah. There's only four people. Jameis, is that you? Exactly.

Everybody that's walking in and out, Peter, what's going on? How's the kids? See you tomorrow, Shelly. Yeah, they know each other. I tell the clerks behind the counter, I go, hey, excuse me, I am stranded.

There's no Ubers that come out here. I need to go to the airport. I'm going to miss my flight. I spent $1,300 on this flight. It was an expensive flight. I need to go to the airport. She goes, oh, honey, you're mistaken.

Ain't no Ubers coming out here. I said, oh, no, I get that now. Help me get to Denver. She she goes they're the sweetest ladies ever because they start to converse with themselves they start to talk about city folk in the area they're like john's got that car but no he just got that tire replaced he's got to drop his kids off soccer practice at nine a guy comes next to me and he goes ah i'll take you to the airport but i got three german Shepherds in the bag.

They won't bite you, but they'll get in your face. I said, what? And then he goes, you got a cigarette? I said, what, dog? What are you talking about? I'm stranded in the middle of Colorado right now. This guy has a half of a canine unit in his backseat. Talking about you can get in.

You got a SIG? I'm walking in and out. I'm trying to like wave down the one or two cars that come every 10 minutes asking if they can drive me to Denver. I remember, yes. They say, no, we're not doing it. Sorry. I got to go up to the slopes. I go back into the mart.

The lady behind the counter tells me, hey, there's one driver in this town that is here for that exact reason. She handles a lot of stranded people because they don't know uber's come out here i go okay call her give me her number i take i she writes her number down on a piece of paper i go outside to call her that guy with the three german shepherds comes up next to me again he goes hey excuse me ma'am do you have a cigarette i said bro i just talked to you like dog i like, dog, I don't smoke. I was like, stop asking me. I called the lady.

She's like, yeah, I can pick you up in a town that's 15 minutes out the other way. I can pick you up from there in about 45 minutes. And I said, you're my only option, but I'm going to miss my $1,300 flight. We all go to this town town literally the middle of nowhere nowhere like there is nothing out there literally nothing but one gas station there was the oldest man i've ever seen in my life at this gas station he looks like one of the founding fathers of that settlement bro and so i went in there because i needed water because i was panicking i was having a panic attack and i was anxious you were i you not, that old man comes into the gas station while I'm checking out.

Excuse me, sir, do you have a cigarette? Bro, what is with cigarettes in this town? I don't have cigarettes. I don't want to smoke. I don't smoke. Leave me alone. The lady that's supposed to be my one driver calls. She goes, hey, a little problem.

I'm going to be about five minutes past my time fast forward she was like 30 minutes late literally she was quadruple late she she comes around she picks me up from the gas station her car looks like they had a mud fight in it but i can't complain it was a i was like a ram 1500 there's dog hair everywhere i'm allergic to cats and felines i was starting to sneeze we were driving through the mountains trying to get to denver she was pushing it too There was dog hair everywhere. I'm allergic to cats and felines. I was starting to sneeze. We were driving through the mountains trying to get to Denver. She was pushing it too because she knew I had to make the flight. It was $400.

She could charge me $400 to get me there, but I appreciate it. She starts cussing out every driver, and I was like, this is my last time going to Colorado. We finally made it, and I made the flight, and I made it home, but that was my Colorado trip from hell. It was horrible to witness, honestly, firsthand. It literally was like a movie script. Do I look like I have cigarettes?

Yeah, everyone thinks you're just Sig guy. Yeah. No, but that pit, dude, the thing that legit made me think in the middle, I was like, this is a movie. You had to write someone's number down, crumble the piece of paper, put it in your pocket. We had to go 15 more minutes down there by the way our van fit seven people we had eight human beings in it with eight suitcases so imagine that you were getting choked by your own suitcase it was literally like ryan told the joke in the back but half you half of you was too anxious to laugh at him the The other half was getting choked. So you were like, you were sitting there trying to laugh.

You're like, dude. Yeah, it was, oh man, it was, it was, it was definitely a trip from out the owner of that saloon.

You ain't met a mountain girl yet. Oh my God. I said, good riddance. We're going to talk about more of the Colorado trip on Patreon. Like give the more deep dive stories and we'll have Ryan on. It was, it was fun. Don't let about it too. It was fun.

Don't let him... Okay, it was fun for us. It was hell for him. But when it wasn't hell, he enjoyed himself too. It was a great time. Just not the, you know, beginning and end part.

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And I showed you something. You did? You can tell them what I showed you. I don't want to. You're going to say that. I'm not going to say it. So Cam FaceTimed me at midnight, and you did FaceTime. The way you set this.

Was it not? The way you set this up. You FaceTimed me at midnight. What time was it? Why did I FaceTime you, though? I don't know. I don't remember. You FaceTimed me all midnight. What time was it? Why did I FaceTime you, though? I don't know. I don't remember. You FaceTimed me all the time.

Okay. What were you FaceTiming me for? To tell you about the gym. Oh. See what time we wanted to go. Oh, yeah. The only reason you want me around. So you can feel like the big man in the gym.

Now that Romeo's gone. Hey, Romeo. How's that desolate, lonely-ass gym you're at now without Cam? I can tell you my experience is fun with him. God. I called you for the gym and what'd you show me? Volunteered. Volunteered it. Wasn't asked for, wasn't requested, wasn't

demanded. What'd you show? What's on my bed? What else did I show you? Oh, that's not it. What? That is absurd, though. But you also showed cheeks. Oh, I did show you my butt. Yeah. I do that all the time.

But I don't ask for that. Your bed, though, your sleeping attire. Most people have like a glass of milk and pajamas. You had an arsenal. You had the most outstanding bed items I've ever seen. No, yeah. That FaceTime is when I realized I have a problem. I guarantee for a billion dollars dollars no one could type out no one could type out the exact combination

of items that was in your bed right now before i say it pause the video and comment what you guess is in my bed it's you're wrong okay you're wrong this was in my bed go down the list well i can't think certain things but But it was me. Mm-hmm. It was my phone, my phone charger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. My glasses. Mm-hmm.

Three water bottles. Mm-hmm. A beanie. Mm-hmm. A kitchen knife. Yep. Mm-hmm. And a pocket knife.

The pocket knife was open. The blade was out and exposed Okay, okay What else? What else was there? I don't even remember What else was there? I can't say the one thing What?

You can't say that? Oh, yeah That was open That was open and gone It was open and gone It was open and gone Why? What else was there?

What else? Tell me I don't know I can't say that one What else? what else was there what it was tell me you just mean so i don't know i can't say that one what else what else was there was a food item i had food in my bed you're not at food in your bed what was that you don't remember it was like a bag of something it was like a bag of chips or something oh yeah i sort of bag no i'd like i'd like i don't remember though it's it's like you it's like you camped in your bed, though. Can I explain myself? You had protection. You had food.

You had water. You had entertainment. You had bedding. It's literally like you went and camped in your own home on your bed. Can I explain myself? I've been very paranoid recently. Very paranoid recently. Of what?

Hurting me. Like, people hurting me. Like, I think people are after me now. That's why in my bed i have a pocket knife that's open a kitchen knife a beanie three water bottles food snacks rations okay phone charger and the placement of my and my knives on my bed is very smart you just y'all didn't get the accurate one because i just placed those over because i almost stabbed myself so on my left side i have uh my big knife my kitchen knife because if somebody breaks into my door right and they come after me i'll be like please don't don't don't it's under the cover so i can just be like right there but then if that doesn't work that one's mobile the pocket knife to my right's mobile

i put that in my drawers put that in my panties, and I'll be like, all right, right there. So that's my reasoning for that, right? And then last night in my bed, right after you called me, I Googled, how much is it to have 24-7 security outside your house? Bro! Because I have a security guard at my house that comes frequently. I'm not going to tell you his schedule. But he comes sometimes. But I looked up how much is it to have 24-7 security. And hiring one. No, you're right.

It's cheap. It's cheaper than I thought. You don't have villains after you. I don't. My house is so big. Oh! Not like that. It's just like I'm not used to it. I've lived in 200 square foot apartments put up

a doggy gate on the stairs that's the thing that you say are you stupid that's how you have no survival instinct that's why every survival movie there's some sort of trap or booby trap laid oh a doggy door is a booby trap your ears claim to be good oh oh i didn't know that you were a stupid idiot guess what there's a doggy door there's a doggy door on the ground guess what they do not that you strategically buy a tall one that no one can just leap over they have to open it you hear the click you arm yourself okay show me a six foot show me a six foot doggy door guarantee if you gave me 20 seconds i could find one was it for clifford the

big red dog dumbass probably you put that you lay a trap put some crinkle paper i have protection in my home yeah kitchen knives under a pillow one of the things so you know my staircase right yeah i was thinking about getting a great choke point right there yeah i know i've we've already gone through exactly my security is that has exactly but i'm thinking of getting a great choke point right there. Yeah, I know. I've, we've already gone through. Exactly. My security is, but I'm thinking of getting big metal gates put right there. You know what I mean? Like a big metal, like door gate.

You know how in some homes, like in LA, they have like the, the, the metal door and then you, the real door. I'm thinking about getting that in front of my staircase. So I'm so paranoid,

bro. Cheap doggy door, bad bank vault security on third floor yeah good no first floor you can't even get up there they can't even get up to the stairs it's on the first floor okay i thought you said on your staircase like right in front no no no no i was like that's psychotic no hey and maybe if you turned the light off and turned the tv off when you went to bed wouldn't hear things no that's when i do hear things is whenever everything's silent and dark. Exactly.

That's when my voices start going. If you hear something, something's there. We left for a three-day trip, and you chose to leave your TV on. So when I got back, there was people talking. There's something wrong with you. Is that crazy? That's lunatic. When I get back, I want to hear things.

I don't want it to be quiet and cold. That's ludicrous behavior. Why? Absolutely ludicrous. You don't know what it's like to be alone. You don't get it. You've never been alone in your life. That's not true.

When? You lived with your parents. Uh-huh. You went to college. Uh-huh. You lived with roommates. Uh-huh. You left college.

Uh-huh. You had a wife. Uh-huh. Now, you have a wife and a dog. You left college. You had a wife. Now you have a wife and a dog. When have you been alone? Somewhere in between that second and third chapter. You've lived alone? Somewhere between that second and third chapter. I was very, very sad.

I don't give a shit. It was lonely up here. That doesn't matter. Physical, no. No, I'm talking about safety. You didn't have people to talk to. You had people to talk to. I don't have people to talk to.

You can talk to me anytime you want. It's not same why because it's over a phone you're not there with me you're not there to hold my hand but when i asked to come stay the night you've never asked me to stay the night holy shit you've asked me to stay the night you've asked me to stay the night when have you asked me to stay the night i don't ask to come over and i don't ask to say the night when have you ever first off two nights ago i asked you to come over, and I don't ask to stay the night. When have you ever? First off, two nights ago, I asked you to come over to my place. That's not, so, uh-uh. You're switching it. When have you asked me to stay the night? Name it.

I'm asking you. Pull up a text. Pull up a text. So I haven't. So I've never stayed the night with you. Whenever we have to go to trips. No, no, no. I spit on you.

I'm so sorry. No, no, no. No, no, no. When? When? When? When? When? This was like a month and a half ago whenever whatever lives friends were there

And I said can I say the night because you had to oh you don't want to stay in the room with 18 girls Oh, but oh little buddy. Oh little friend. Oh small on a random Tuesday Seconds ago you said it never happened because you're not allowed to 50 what oh? 15 seconds ago 15 seconds ago you said it never happened and i immediately just gave you an immediately no i'm saying off the oh no you know you told me not to change it you can't change now you can't tell you no you're being a dumb ass you're being a gaslighter you said it never has lighting me you've never asked me to stay the

night without preconceived things happening if you said that that's okay okay okay with that without preconceived things happening your wife having friends over and she said when y'all planned for to y'all to be separate so you have girls time and boys time just you being my friend have you ever asked me to stay the night have i no to go okay what does that mean i That's why I'm not going to be at your funeral. You're going to be dead. We live eight minutes from each other. You never stay the night with me anymore now because we're close. Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

You've stayed in my new place. Yes. I stayed in that bed in the guest room. And I stayed where Softa was. Like one of the first weeks you moved in. Oh, that's because we were moving in. That's because you. Oh, my God.

I had my place. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Oh, my God. Gaslight. Gaslight.

No, no, no, no, no. You're stupid. No. Dude, you're pissing me off. That was before you had your place. Cam. We got our place a week before. So you said it was worth moving in. Yes. Was I? had your place. Cam. We got our place a week before, so you said it was worth moving in. Yes!

Was I not fully moved in when I slept over there? No! Alright, bro. Alright, cool, cool, cool. No! Okay, cool. You mean to tell me you would move in and immediately stay somewhere else? I'm not the person that has to deal with God about lying. I'm

telling the truth. No, but you do! We all do! No, about lying. You do! I truth. No, but you do. We all do. No, about lying. You do. I don't lie. Dude, you like to argue. That's the thing. You get a little blood flow whenever you argue.

Oh, hello. Joy mode. Why would you move into your new place and leave it immediately? Because I have nothing. I have no body. What are you actually saying? Okay, you know what I'm going to do? You know what my life mission is?

I have to log in to Patreon. You know what I'm going to do? You know what? Patreon. You know what I'm going to do at the live shows after this first batch of tour? Second tour. We're going to have a best friends speed date. We're going to have people in the crowd come up to the stage and I'm going to interview

them to be my best friend. And then once I find that person, you're going to regret not inviting me over and not sleeping with me. Not inviting you over? You can't. You f***ed it up again, buddy.

Three L's. I invite you over all the time. To spend the night. You don't invite me over to spend the night, I mean. My couch was your second most slept place in the last calendar year. Your bed was number one. My couch was number two.

I don't invite you to stay over. No, you don't. I called you and said, please come and get snowed in with us. I don't like the snow. I want it to go to L.A. You got to pick your words more carefully. I am so wet. My butthole is wet.

Are you hurt? Did you mean some of those things? I meant everything I just said. That was mean. Some of them. I was mean? What did I say was mean? You said mean things if you really meant it.

I meant everything I just said, but I was defending myself. I was saying how I feel. There you go, gaslighting. Victim blaming. That's not victim blaming. Victim blaming. Gaslighting. You upset me that's you do you upset me and then whenever i whenever i defend myself you do that you break down and you make me feel like the victim so during during our show you're gonna get new friend applications yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I feel like people are going to think we hate each other. I love you, buddy. Oh, I love you, too. I love you, too. We took a break. We went over to HR.

We went to you. Yeah, we turned the corner went to you hug it out no i don't say that signed a dating relationship form we did a marriage clause i thought we were supposed to we're supposed to tell hr that i would love to get married to you actually it's too late are you hello no can't have to well lou will well. Lou Will. Well. Boomin' down south and near like Lou Will. Six men like Cam Wynn. I got two Cam Wynns with me and a Cam Wynn. Don't body roll and say Cam Wynn. You like when I body roll. It is fine.

All right. Can't do that on this couch. It's all right. I broke my couch today, too. Okay. I don't know. Were you about to say something? No.

Okay. I have this would you rather. Okay. I don't know what conjured it inside my head, but I thought of it. You know I think of weird things. Our would you rathers are dangerous. Okay. Here we go.

Ready? Okay. I'm going to try to be nice to you. I'll try to say the same. We're like an old man. Gladys! It's like in the office. I'm speaking my truth.

Literally. All right. Would you rather have to run through a forest barefoot, like full-blown forest, barefoot, or get stung by three bee stings on your back while you have a sunburn? Well, first of all, I've never gotten a sunburn. You're a lucky man.

Hurts like hell I turn into a pink lobster. I've tried to get a sunburn. My mom tries to put aloe ver like hell. I turn into a pink lobster. I've tried to get a sunburn. My mom tries to put aloe vera on. I'm like, woman. It's the worst thing ever. I've tried to get a sunburn once. It's Schlitterbahn. A sunburn.

It's Schlitterbahn. Okay. Three bee stings on a sunburned back. Okay. Or sprinting through a forest barefoot. No sock, no shoe. How long am I sprinting? Am I sprinting from something or going to something?

I have to know these. You are sprinting as if there's a Kodiak chasing you. How long am I sprinting? Am I sprinting from something or going to something? I have to know these. You are sprinting as if there's a Kodiak chasing you. How long? We'll call it... What do you think's fair? Minute. Minute and a half. Sprinting.

I can't sprint that long. Yeah, you definitely can't. Your lungs would give out for your feet would. Okay, one minute. What forest? Forest. Like a... The forest.

Which one? Doesn't matter. There's sharp things. There's critters. There's bugs. Pine cones. There's sharp things there's critters there's bugs pine cones there's needles there's all sorts of stuff on the ground i would definitely that's i was asking questions to try to change my mind because of how easy the would you rather was i'm not gonna you might be banned from what you're after because that was the easiest whatever you think that's

easy yes the three bee stings with the sunburn on the back is easiest you're taking three bee stings yes the lifelong trauma from sprinting is easiest. You're taking three bee stings? Yes. The lifelong trauma from sprinting with your shoes off in the forest, there's so many options to what could go bad. You run away from bees in everyday life if we see them. You sprint away as if you owe them money. So now you have a sunburn back that you've never experienced. I'm talking sunburn. Why are you hollering?

You've never experienced a sunburn, so you're discrediting every pain that I've gone through. You've never had a sunburn, so you're going to feel hell from that, first off. Then three Bs, which you've also never experienced. I've been sunk by bees. And I've stepped on a needle in a forest, so we both cleared there. Did you get a staff? No, it was very painful, though.

Very painful. Okay, exactly. It went through my shoe. Okay, exactly. So there's so many. Think of all the options that can come from whenever you are sprinting through a forest barefoot. First of all, where are my shoes and socks? They're gone.

They're gone for whatever miscellaneous reason. I don't know. Maybe you're sprinting from the robber, but in reality, he's just trying to give you your shoes back. Because he knows it's going to hurt. But at the same time, adrenaline is soaring through your body. So do you really feel your feet? My adrenaline lasts for 45 seconds. I can't.

I don't have any good hormones. I think I have low testosterone or something. Because my adrenaline is gone quick. Like, I'll be like, nah! Okay, you don't understand the power of the sun. You don't understand the power of the forest. Think about this. Name four things in a forest.

That was eight. Name four things in a forest. Bears. Be. Name four things in a forest. Bears. Bees. Beats of Battle for Galactica. You office watch it, douche. Bears and bees. Listen. Listen. Guess what's in the forest. The sun.

Is that stupid to say? There's so many trees. It's blotting out the sun, love. You didn't say what part of the forest. There's exposed parts of the forest. Talking deep. The bush. Wilderness.

Okay, but you can still get sunburned in the forest. Can you not? You can get sunburned at night. You can get sunburns at night, so you can't get sunburned if there's a couple red oaks up? What did you say? You can get sunburned at night. Wait, isn't that a thing? No, no, no. What did you just say? Yeah, you can get sunburned if there's a couple red oaks up? What did you say? You can get sunburned at night. Wait, isn't that a thing? No, no, no.

What did you say? Yeah, you get sunburned at night. You've ever gone? I've never gotten sunburned in the sun. I've melanin. I've never gotten it at night. No one I know has gotten sunburned. Am I wrong? Can you Google that?

No one I've ever met has gotten a sunburn when they're not in the sun. Wait, no, no, no. It's called a sunburn. No, I remember. The sun's still sunburn when they're not in the sun. Wait, no, no, no. It's called a sunburn. No, I remember. The sun's still out at night. Let's break it down. There's still the sun's out at night. We're on the other side of the earth.

But there's still sun. How do you think we can see? The presence of the sun. We can feel the heat. The sun. What gives you sunburn? The heat of the sun. That's so wrong.

The heat is not what gives it. The rays of the sun. Because it's hot. No. No. No. I don't know about sunburn. No. Wait, wait not what gives it- the rays of the sun. Cause it's hot! No! No! No! I don't know about sun.

No! Wait, wait, what is it? No! It depends on how sensitive you are, but there's definitely still UAV radiation occurring. Yeah, there's still UAV radiation occurring at night. Hey, UAV is a score streak you get in a video game. It's UV! UV rays!

A UAV shows people on your mini map okay it's uv rays first off and the rays at night are probably one or two okay blistering hot july in the middle of the day on a beach relax that's sunburn relax the sun's still out in the forest the sun's still out a couple leaves are not going to block you from the sun. You have a better chance of dying from a vending machine than you do getting a sunburn at night in the forest. That was just one example. I'm saying, say it's daylight when you're running through the forest.

You can still get a sunburn. Yes or no? Just yes or no? Yes or no? Yes or no? Sure. If it has to be yes or no. Okay.

Are there bees in the forest depends on where you're at oh so i could get two things right that were in the other would you rather and then i can step on needles snakes shrubs wood ants holes spiders porcupines you're you're thought a porcupine wait how'd you say that porcupine it's not it's not a porcupine how do you spell porcupine you don't know neither do i but it's definitely not p-o-r-k-i-e bro that's how we say it porcupine porcupine you realize you do realize that i wonder would you rather okay because all this shit that can happen with the bee sting in the sun can happen in the forest name a single person's got sunburn at night why are you just on night you didn't say you're running through

the forest at night you're the one that said you can still get a sunburn at night yeah i don't know why i said that i don't know why i said i i lose my mind okay you think sunburns come from mini maps in call of Duty. And you also think there's porcupines in this forest. You just mixed every ecosystem. Snakes, porcupines. Did you say wolverines? No.

I think you said wolverines. Wolverine's a real animal. Did you know that? Yes. Are you sure you knew that? If you were to tell me to draw one, I couldn't. I don't give a shit about stuff like that. Ask me a CPM.

Ask me how to make a good thumbnail. Ask me how to, that's what I know to do. Tell a good story. You, what do I gain in my life from drawing a wolverine, dog? You'd be in agonizing pain if you had a sunburn, let alone the bee stings. Let alone. And knowing you and your pain if you had a sunburn. Let alone the bee stings. Let alone. And knowing you and your body, you're allergic to bees. So you would be absolutely tough.

No, if I was allergic, I would change my answer. Actually, I wouldn't. Actually, maybe I would. Because that's imminent death. The other one's a possibility of death. I want you to think about this. You pinched something too hard in your back today lifting weights. That's personal.

Lifting weights. That's personal. Lifting weights. That's personal. And you were in agony. I was in agony. I pushed through the workout. I lifted dumbbells. Oh, you left. I lifted dumbbells.

I lifted the easy bar. But you stopped this part. You went and rolled on it. You told me to. Holy shit. I told you to put pressure on the bar. And I did. And then you said, yeah, you should probably stop.

You should go roll out. Would you be willing to bet your soul on that? I don't have one. So you're picking... You're really picking running through a forest barefoot. Or no, you're not picking that.

I meant to say, you're really not going to pick that. Sunburn. I'm talking... Say a cohesive sentence. You're not going to pick running through a i'm talking say a cohesive sentence you're not going to pick running through a forest barefoot am i dying am i having a stroke what is going on i smell toast you're picking a sunburn with bee sting yes what i can't talk you're picking a sunburn

with bee sting yes and you've never experienced a bee sting. I've never ran through a forest either, dumbass. And you've never experienced... I've done both and I'm telling you. You've ran through a forest barefoot? Not barefoot. I had shoes on. So you haven't experienced it.

Don't ever get that whole thing again. You know that I won the would you rather. You picked the stupid one. No, you didn't. Because everything that can happen to you with a sunburned sting marks... Anything that can happen to you with a sunburned stingray. Anything that can happen to you with a sunburned... Anything that can happen to you with a sunburned bee sting can happen to you in the forest. And more.

No. All right, bro. I don't want to talk. Bro, you're not getting a sunburn in the forest. Yes, you can. You're running for a minute. Did we get... Are we on the sun?

Oh, that's it? You asked the time and I said a minute. Oh, so I'm just running for a minute straight. Yes To hell with feet and stings we didn't do it last week. Let's help some people out Oh Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Hello, son. Hello. Oh, no.

Like, gurgle. That shit tasted like Play-Doh and chocolate milk. And the fact that you haven't consumed any. There's white spit. There's white spit. There's white spit. Get it out. What are you going to do with that shirt when you're done?

What are you going to do with that shirt tonight? Oh, tonight? There's snot on it. There's spit on it. There's tears on it. And there's probably spotless monkey hair. Oh, it's a knife? There's snot on it. There's spit on it. There's tears on it. And there's probably spotless monkey hair. You're so obsessed with my spotless beaver.

No, no. If you showed me a hairless bison, it'd be a solo act. It'd be a solo act. You've seen my spotless monkey. No, I haven't. Don't. We've got to help people. All right. All right.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I have this one. I think you're going to love it. It is so short and so to the point. It's like me. Hey, Dr. P. Hello.

Hey, Dr. P. Hello. I have this ex and she wants... No. Say it in your accent. Hey, right? Hey, Dr. P. Hello.

I have this ex and she won't stop stalking me. I've told her many times to stop stalking me, but she continues to stalk me. What do I do? What should I do? What should you do? She stalks him? Yeah. She's continuing to stalk him.

I heard it. He's told her not to stalk him. Yeah. Take it away, doc. How do you know she's stalking you? Oh. You think he's a double agent?

You think he likes it? He likes being stalked. First of all, you can only get stalked so much. Because, I'm not gonna lie, bro. You're starting to give me little gaslight vibes. I don't want to put that on your jacket. I don't going to lie, bro. You're starting to give me a little gaslight vibes. I don't want to put that on your jacket.

I don't want to put that on your varsity, but let me tell you something. If somebody, let me tell you something. We've all been stalked before. We've all had that one person. You didn't want to see what you're posting and doing, right?

Say we're talking about Instagram. Say we're talking about instagram say we're talking about instagram right okay good time instagram yeah let's assume you're not famous i have a big following and you can kind of control and you can see who's following or who's watching your stuff and things like that i don't know you see that person's name pop up on who you who viewed your story you blocked that account right oh you found out they made account right oh you found out they made burner accounts right you found out they made however you figured out you found out they made burner accounts guess what you can do bro when you block somebody instagram gives you the option of blocking any profile that is made under the same email so anytime even if that person

makes a new account and titles it with no icon right you they can still get blocked from that you want to know how i know that because my ex girlfriend i was obsessed with her and i would stalk her i had 16 instagram now i made three burner instagram accounts all under different names one of them's name was lila lila yeah but i loved her and i was a kid so i stalked her but then she blocked any she hit the option where you can block any new user that is made under that same email right so i couldn't see her in any of the burner accounts don't turn this on me no no no no you're the doctor yeah but you're assuming it's from social media. I'm thinking she's like creeping behind his peach tree outside his house.

Oh, well, that's the option. He didn't say it was online stalking. I'm thinking she's quite literally watching his whole family eat dinner. Well, first of all, you start with the tier system. Your neighborhood crime watchers. You contact them. You let them know. Then if it gets to a point where you're actually scared, or you're like, this is getting out of hand,

call the police. You can get a restraining order. Local law enforcement. You can get a restraining order, or whatever. Or you can tell friends, you can tell family. Handle it in a peaceful, legal manner. That would be creepy, though, to think about it. Like you're just chilling, you look outside,

and you literally see a person looking at you. What is it, an ex, though? Like that's what you think is happening. But is an x it is an x that's kind of hot i'm a little weird you're a toxic doctor no i'm not toxic uh it's not peyton talking it's dr p you're not lila dr p you're not toxic sorry you're right i'm saying but like if a girl wanted to be back in my life that bad when she was following me around everybody you so cute muffin how did i give you a little extra sugar on your on your oatmeal yeah stop tapping stop tapping yeah but at some point bro you just gotta i'm assuming he's i'm not really sure if i

trust him you are and what'd you do to her what to make her go crazy what if he didn't do anything he did but what if he didn't you're? He did. But what if he didn't? You're wrong. He did something. What'd you do to her? What'd you do? And that was... Dr. P! Dr. P!

Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P. Woo! What a great episode. Episode 98 in the books. Thank you so much for coming back and chilling and vibing with us. We are two episodes away from episode 100.

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I don't even know the surprise. You will know soon. You will know soon. I'll tell you before we record it. Okay. Well, I'll figure out next week.

I'll know it. Won't tell it to you because then it won't be a surprise. But, like Uncle P said, oh, or was that only the code for the intro people?

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It's going to be two days before. Two days before. You're not going to know the secret. Like the biggest secret. Not secret. Surprise. Secret. Not giving them secrets.

You're not going to know the surprise of the live show, but I think we should give them hints to what we're doing after episode 100 with those. We should say it on stage. That'd be sick. You heard it here first. Another Uncle P exclusive. And if you're not coming to Tampa,

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