You Should Know Podcast - TRAPPED ON AN AIRPLANE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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Starting point is 00:05:22 It's suggestive, isn't it? And it's John Moran. John Moran, you just did that. Oh, Ja. Hit him with the... That was... Hit him with the little Memphis two-step. That was the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 00:05:35 It was pretty bad. And the fact my shorts are larger than they should be, it made it all worse. You are dressed like a single dad in 2009. A single dad in 2009 that drops his kid off at basketball practice, smokes in his Honda Accord, and then comes back and picks him up. 100%. And you listen to a lot of Vanilla Ice.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And Akon, for sure. And you're like, golly, this is good tunes. Is this what the boys are listening to? I'm like, man, what's your mama doing this weekend? Because you know we're not together still. Oh, my God. That's what I look like. I'm dressed like that.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Gotta get muted for that one. But one of the other things I want to talk about you and your attire and how you look. Now, see, Cam's come back to the studio not as human, but as lizard. Okay, explain it. Don't just tell them I'm a lizard i don't know if they're looking at my skin i don't know if they could see this in the camera but we're gonna cam's going up to the camera right now he go down he is the scaliest i've ever seen a human being and he's moisturized today yeah you should have saw me at the game. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Do you want to tell them? No, you go ahead. So basically, we spent the worst weekend of our life in San Antonio, Texas. The weekend actually wasn't bad. The city's just, it's an awful city. Yeah, let's say that. The city of San Antonio, where they handled and they held the final four. San Antonio is the worst city to ever exist.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Shout out to all our San Antonio fans. Your city sucks. There was a lot of love there. We love every one of you. You have the worst major city in the United States of America. And I'm not kidding. I'm so serious. We spent, oh my God, 72 hours in the worst city in America.
Starting point is 00:07:27 It was, it got to a point where we both said out loud in public i feel like the city is sucking my soul out of me yes i feel like i was i was losing my connection with jesus like as as the time went on i was like my my god isn't here like like like this is this is the real city of sin yes 100 oh 100 i honestly can i make a point and y'all are gonna get mad at me if you get your mail in san antonio texas you are beneath me there's nothing you do there's nothing you can do oh oh now do we do we go we're not going to say everything that happened no you're going to have you okay you have to tune in to the extended episode this week coming out wednesday on patreon that's where we're going to deep dive into this of san antonio yes but we will tell you a couple of things that happened right because we could episode this week coming out Wednesday on Patreon. That's where we're going to deep dive into the shits of San Antonio. We will tell you a couple of things that happened.
Starting point is 00:08:28 We could literally spend 16 podcasts on this topic. Not just like the history of the deep dive San Antonio. Off of one Friday night to Tuesday morning trip. First of all, the city lives in poverty. Put that out there.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Y'all physically don't have it. I did not see too many affluent people or areas in the city of San Antonio. I don't know if it's in state. Victor Wimbinyama is in prison. Oh, my God. He's in hell. He's a 19-year-old multimillionaire. Victor Wimbinyama is soon to be a face of a professional sports organization,
Starting point is 00:09:04 and he lived in Paris. He came from Paris, got so much money, and has to spend it in San Antonio, Texas. Anyway, let's talk about the plane ride to San Antonio. That's where things really started off. First of all, shout out to Creator Lee. Shout out to House of Highlights. Thanks for having us.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You lied to me. Yeah, you did of Highlights. Thanks for having us. You lied to me. Yeah, you did. You lied. Absolute liars. We were told we're going to get aisle seats. We're 6'7". Yes. We're going to get aisle seats.
Starting point is 00:09:34 They said, unfortunately, it was too close to the date. The first class was not available, but we got you aisle seats. Right. That's what it said verbatim in an email. Verbatim. We get to the airport we go to the kiosk we put in our flight information to print our tickets we print our tickets middle seat both of us right behind each other like lined up 28b 29b awful already i'm upset
Starting point is 00:10:01 like you lied you lied to me. And I'm big. Like, it's not even like I feel like I deserve more than this. It just honestly is not. No one likes to be lied to. Yeah, lied to and it's not comfortable. I'm too big to do this. Yes. So, we get on to the plane, right?
Starting point is 00:10:21 We go to the back of the plane. The dungeon, the caboose of this plane. Lizard. Yeah, there's a lizard smells like a 2008 dirty cno back there so we get i get to my middle seat right i'm sitting down and the lady to the left of me god bless her honestly god bless her but um let's let's be honest here there was some overlap not a problem not a problem and i would i did not care not a problem not did not care it's just what happened kim who's next to you no no no no, no, no, you can't, you can't. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. I'll take the ISO. Okay, so Peyton had a woman with some overlap next to him, and I had a man with-
Starting point is 00:11:23 No, no, no, I didn't think you were actually going to say it. And I had a man with a... No, I didn't think you were actually going to say it. Oh, no, I will for us. No, you can't. No. I had a guy... No, no. Okay, there was a guy next to him.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Yes. To describe him and how he behaved in the real world, what did he do before the flight took off, Cam? Before we got to the straightaway to go up in the sky, because we're on a plane, two 18-ounce bottles of Mountain Dew were opened, consumed, and crunched up in the back
Starting point is 00:11:54 of his seat back. Two bottles of Mountain Dew he drank before we were in the sky. Smoking two bottles of Mountain Dew before we take off is a sentence. The air marshal should be on him. He should be removed from the plane. They should say, sir, I've never seen that ever you got to get out you can create chemical warfare in your body with two mountain dews right and then okay we're going to san antonio from dallas the the entirety of the flight was like 56 minutes this man opened like cheddar it was like cheddar cream cheesy
Starting point is 00:12:22 corn you can wait 25 minutes into the flight. No one should be allowed to have food on a flight that is not even an hour. It was 56 minutes, and he goes, and I was like, just cheese everywhere. Oh, my God, it was disgusting. Now let's go back to my aisle. The woman with overlap. Right?
Starting point is 00:12:41 When I say overlap, and I don't care. There's no problem with this. And there's nothing wrong with it. I couldn't put my left arm down on my wrist. That could that was hers it's okay though you can have it yeah but you get that one and the window but i'm also big and i was tired and i was like i was and tired of the bulls so i wanted to do this i wanted to put my arm down. There was a point, like right whenever we were idle, we were taxied. I was trying to put my arm down, and I did, and all I heard was, ow! I said, Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry sorry i didn't get there
Starting point is 00:13:25 and there's no i'm not making fun of her there's no problem i literally like it was like this he went oh and then okay so i was like all right we're about to take off we're still taxi this is another thing we were taxied on the runway oh my god for like 45 minutes like we could have been in san antonio duration of our flight we spent on concrete so i was like okay i'm just gonna start my podcast right i take i take my airpods out as soon as i take my airpods out to the right of me i hear ah baby ah! Ah! Ah! Baby screaming. But it's not even like an infant. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:08 The kid was like two and a half years old. It was to the point you could have a conversation with this kid like, hey. You could speak with him, tell him to, hey, be quiet. And it was one of those parents, like, we don't discipline our children. They're children. They need to figure it out on their own. Yes, we let them express their emotions. Fuck their emotions.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah. Yeah. Fuck the emotions. You're in an Airbus. You make them be quiet period into sword so that kid would like not even screaming just screaming it genuinely wasn't tears though that's what was pissing me it was like fake it was like he was just annoyed he was like ah i was like what the is happening and? And so, he's like directly across from me.
Starting point is 00:14:45 So, I'm like, hell no. I pull out my AirPods. Take them out of the case. Put them in my ears. As I go to open my phone, I hear, my AirPods f***ing die. They f***ing die. I literally text Cam.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And I saw you. I saw the back of your head. You went. All I saw text Cam. And I saw you. I saw the back of your head. You went... All I saw was this. I threw my hands in the air. Oh, my God. So, that's just a plane ride, right? That's just a plane ride. We almost crashed on the way down.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Like, okay, seriously? That was the hardest landing of all the flights i've ever been on the hardest landing to hit the ground i've ever experienced that flight to the course it is to the point where the hundred-something passengers in the plane were oh yeah everyone went oh yeah and it's crazy because i i remember looking out the window as we were like coming down and i was like okay like okay i can see the city i can see the little grids and they were getting real close i'm like all right we're about to land in like I was playing music but to myself in my thoughts I was like we're getting really close really and then he just hit and I said yeah he smacked it off the ground
Starting point is 00:15:54 it's crazy and so I don't want to spend too much more time we spent 11 minutes already oh my god on this but what I do want to say is start touching on a couple things that happened in San Antonio and you'll get the full story on Patreon, link in the description. Go back and forth, just go one line. Oh, God. Okay, watch the woman on a tree. What? What?
Starting point is 00:16:18 I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at that. Okay, here we go. Go again. Homeless man walked into a Whataburger, put a spell on Cam. Dead in front of his face like this. Okay, my personal bank information got skimmed out of a CVS that was housing cats. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Keep going, keep going, keep going. Charles Barkley took my... Okay, I got, keep going. Charles Barkley took my. Okay, I got an excellent. We met an NBA legend, Jalen Rose. Peyton was bleeding from his mouth for no reason. A non-contact mouth bleed. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Keep going. Oh, I can't say this on the internet. You're going to have to mute this. No. this on the internet you're gonna have to you're gonna have to mute this no uh someone took unsolicited photographs of me and pain then once we once we looked at them and confused one more time you got it you got confronted, confronted. You idiot! So much of your skin. I watched fly. Smoke bomb.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I said, that's your defense? I go, I grab it. I go, get back. Okay. People took unsolicited photographs of me and payton and once we confronted them about it the best he could say was this i literally said did you did that walk off okay there's so much more that happened oh my god this it's unbelievable it was the worst trip we'll get into that on patreon the whole city smells like vomit last thing oh my god riverwalk is the worst place ever riverwalk is the worst place ever.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Riverwalk is the worst place ever. That's where dreams go to die. And there's no good food on the Riverwalk. No one sells good food. If you own a restaurant on the Riverwalk, go out of business. Yeah, you are simply there for tourism. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You do not take pride in your food or your chefs. Oh my God. It was the worst. Oh my God. But shout out to Creator League. Thank you for having us. Love Creative League. Love House Highlights.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Great time. Final four. Crazy final four, by the way. We didn't have Creator League. We didn't even get to watch that. And we're going to talk about our performance in the Creator League on Patreon. I can't talk about it too much now. And I've seen the comments, and they're coming after me.
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Starting point is 00:20:33 atlanta hawks had a halftime performance right it was one of those things where the guy you have to make a layup a free throw three-pointer half court shot you get like 30 grand okay awesome you start a half court and you have like 30 seconds yeah well you start at half court yeah, you get like 30 grand. Okay, awesome. You start at half court and you have like 30 seconds. Yeah. Well, you start at half court? Yeah. Like you start, you just dribble up, boom, and then you like work your way back. Oh, so you start at the layup. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Okay. But he was like starting at half. Okay. He had to run up to the layup. So the first shot you have to make is a layup. Layup. Peyton. What happened? I didn't see this.
Starting point is 00:20:58 You didn't see this? No. This fan at the Atlanta Hawks game, they go, everybody cheer him on, cheer him on. Ready? Three, two, three, two, one, go. He starts running,
Starting point is 00:21:07 he tore his ACL. He literally went up for the lift and tore his ACL right there on the court and he laid down for minutes. They couldn't get him up and he tore his ACL. That's so embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:21:22 That is, okay, two, that's, I bring two points. That has to be, that, I don two points to this. That has to be. I don't even know, I don't know anything about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:28 That is immediately top three most embarrassing things he's ever done. Right. Immediately. And my second thought was, how bad would you be if you had to do a halftime act in front of 20,000 people? Oh, Cam, I couldn't do it. There's nothing I can do great in front of 20,000 people. I can't do anything good. You would be shaking shaking literally pierced out of the shower dude it's like
Starting point is 00:21:48 inside joke there's literally whenever i get in front of that many people my ligaments and my phalanges aren't mine anymore they're all tied up they're they're they belong to the ecosystem whatever god decides to do with my hands and feet at that moment is what's happening you're walking out like this you're literally like you can't even move them then all of a sudden she's like that's that's literally my biggest fear is having to do physical activity in front of a crowd i can't do that what if you okay here we go though right hey you gotta pay to play right let me make it sweet for daddy let me make it sweet for you oh god you liked it don't lie to me five hundred thousand dollars and there's no half court shot okay so you half you, half a mil, layup, free throw, three pointer.
Starting point is 00:22:29 How much time do I have? You have 25 seconds. Oh no, I'm not doing it. I'm not going to be able to do that. You wouldn't even try? I would try. I would not succeed. But how hard would you try?
Starting point is 00:22:38 Hard. So you would go very hard. I'm already shaking thinking about it. My wrist is getting loose. Yeah, my wrist is getting loose. I can't function like that. I lose strength and mobility. I can't do things in front of large crowds.
Starting point is 00:22:49 You've got to be tight. No, I can't. But half a mil, 25 seconds. Everyone's watching. Everyone has the right. They actually signed rights to record you and do whatever they want with it. This is exactly what happened. They'd be like, you be the announcer person that calls me out.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Our contestant for today's halftime show is Peyton Harden. Thank you. Peyton, excuse me. Oh, hold on now. Can I grab your mic? I'm going to grab your mic. Now, hold on, sir. Excuse me, everybody in the arena today.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Can you all please close your eyes? Everybody turn around. I swear to God I'm not going to go until you all close your eyes. No, hold on. That guy, close your eyes? Everybody turn around. I swear to God, I'm not going to go until y'all close your eyes. No, hold on. That guy, close your baby's eyes. I can't do this. I don't do well. Please, or I'm not going to go.
Starting point is 00:23:33 LeBron, close your eyes. LeBron, actually go to the locker room. Go stretch. Go do more rehab. That's exactly what happened. I'd go, sir, you need to give me that. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, so he does not feel confident with you watching. He has told us if you close your eyes that he has a better chance of succeeding.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Is everyone fine with that? No, boo. That guy sucks. All right, let's continue. Boom, and bink, go. You fall, you tear your ACL. You are now the new ATL Hawks fan. What the fuck did you just say?
Starting point is 00:24:02 ATL Hawks fan. I abbreviated Atlanta for no reason. No.L. Hawks fan. What the f*** did you just say? A.T.L. Hawks fan. I abbreviated Atlanta for no reason. No reason. Dude, that's one of my biggest pet peeves. People that speak in abbreviations. Oh my god. Like the texting abbreviations, but... In real life.
Starting point is 00:24:17 When people say IRL. Yeah. He did that IRL. Yeah. Oh my god. Dude, this is so much better. IRL. Go to hell.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Like genuinely, don't go to heaven. Go spin. Don't much better. IRL. Go to hell. Like, genuinely, don't go to heaven. Go spin. Don't go there. I don't want to see you there. I don't want you to be there. Dude, honestly. And it's like, dude. And?
Starting point is 00:24:36 No, seriously. Don't go to heaven. Oh, my God. You ever had somebody hit you with an LOL? Oh, if someone says LOL and they're not laughing, that should immediately start a referee. It should spawn from the ground, and you should immediately be able to fight that person.
Starting point is 00:24:55 They go, oh my God, LOL. It's, no, no, in real life, someone says LOL and they're not laughing? Dude, you're lying. You're lying. I see you lying. You just lied. You might as well sign a paper say i lied to you yeah a lot of people hit me with the omgs omg shut the f up stfu how about that hit it with their own reverse psychology no no abbreviations and we need to bring back old english oh my god dude it's sexy too we need to bring back pre-civil war talk we well oh no well no we know i go what's up boy
Starting point is 00:25:30 that's how i greet you on recording days i had you know i had to no i i think we should i miss when people talk fancy i generally do this and imagine okay i know we just talked about this but but imagine, you know what? I'm going to be a grown man. The charisma. What the hell with Riz? Burn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Imagine the charisma. Yeah, the suave. The feng shui, the suave of speaking like that to a lovely broad. Yeah. Back in the day, a lovely woman. You got your suit on. It's literally 2 p.m. on like a Tuesday. You're doing nothing.
Starting point is 00:26:03 You're walking the street, but you're head to toe, dressed to the nines. Right. Because they didn't have athletic shorts. Have you ever thought about that? They didn't have athletic shorts. They didn't have tank tops. Every day you woke up, you're putting on full clothes, no matter how hot it was.
Starting point is 00:26:15 They didn't have leisure wear. I never thought of it. They did not have leisure wear. No one had these. No one had a t-shirt. Imagine waking up every morning and having to button your t-shirt. To the nines. I'm talking ascot, a tie, an undercoat, an overcoat, a a t-shirt. Imagine waking up every morning and having to button your t-shirt. To the nines. Like, I'm talking ascot, a tie, an undercoat, an overcoat, a f***ing hat, a horse and a cane.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Every day. Every day. With nothing to do. Nothing to do but hate somebody that looks different than you. That's the only thing on your agenda is like, they look different, we hate. That's the only thing you have to do. They go, ah! That's all it is.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Like, where are they? They go, f***, that's wrong. Dude you had to do. They go, ah! That's all it is. Where are they? They go, that's wrong. Dude, that's crazy. That's first off. But a mat, it would be so sexy. Yeah. Just risen up, something like that. The evening's finest breath off the moon's right top.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I can't even do it. Okay, show me how you would. Your best. Let's put a year on it. Your best. You can't even do it okay show me how you would your best your best let's let's put a year on it your best you're you can't say principal your best medieval riz medieval isn't that medieval speak oh medieval is a long time ago but yeah i'm talking like maybe maybe london like 100 years ago like okay what's that time like 1925 give me your best 1925 Riz. Like, how would that go? Oh, my God. You're at the local plantation.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Where'd they hang out at? It's called a saloon. It's called a saloon. I'm at the local saloon. I'm not on a plantation. I'm not on a plantation. Honestly, in my thing, I wasn't even in America because we wouldn't be talking. So I'm in London. I'm in London in 1925. I wasn't even in America because we wouldn't be talking. So I'm in London.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I'm in London in 1925. You wouldn't talk to me? No, we couldn't in 1925. Yes, you could. Wait, 1925, could I? Oh, yeah, I could. Yes, you fucking could have. Depending where you are?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Well, it would have been a little rough. Depending where you are. You and me, we would have been boys. We'd have to write notes. Oh, that would have been cool, too, though. I always wanted a pen pal. I had one. She was Asian.
Starting point is 00:28:04 See, you say that She was an Asian That's kind of hot I was 13 so that's weird That's not You didn't like girls when you were 13? You literally had a You had a
Starting point is 00:28:14 When you were 6 Oh my god What are you talking about? No You didn't He said Okay Okay
Starting point is 00:28:22 Best 1925 Riz Okay say it one more time Tell me that I'm in a saloon I'm going to get perfect You're in a saloon in 1925, best 1925 Riz. Okay, say it one more time. Tell me that I'm in a saloon and I'm going to get perfect. You're in a saloon in 1925. What's your best Riz? Excuse me, madam. Madam. Yes, you.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I just want you to know I'd give you my day's wages to take your blouse off. She goes, and then I go, because it's 1925. Come on, come on, meet me halfway. Just meet me halfway. Give me one lick, give me one giggle, one giggle. Okay, running back, she slaps me. I don't slap her.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Well, I got to figure out what we're doing about that. I don't know if I can go on YouTube. But obviously that's a little aggressive. Right. Now the real version, right? Right. I wouldn't know what the, I go, excuse me, what's your maiden, what's your family name? What's your family name?
Starting point is 00:29:22 She goes, what? I go, your family name. Who do you belong to? Who's your ancestors? Your eyes move. Because I'm looking her up and down. I'm looking at her blouse. And then I'm looking at her ankles.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Her ankles, her stockings. She had a lot of chains and jewelry on. And I'm looking at her hair. And she goes, what's your family name? What have they done for our city? And she keeps looking back. And I go, blessed be you, gorgeous. Why don't you go to the dock and shag up a little bit?
Starting point is 00:29:48 Would you like that? And then she goes, nope. And then I'm still single in 1925. I don't have roots. I'm out of the game. That was very good. I like your,
Starting point is 00:29:56 you've been a creep in every time period. That's what I've learned. You were a creep in every single time period that exists. You, you? Even cavemen? Yeah. There's no, like, audible words?
Starting point is 00:30:08 I'm like... Careful. Oh, man. Oh, my God. They didn't have showers back then, did they? They did. They had forms of showers. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Sometimes they would just... Okay. Let's... Right. They didn't have showers back then. Not like conventional that we know. Right. There's people...
Starting point is 00:30:52 There's people... there's people there's people there's people nowadays that this i i did not know the ratio of people that pee in the shower i pee almost every time in the shower and i did not know that the majority of people are like that oh yeah i tried it for the first time this morning it's and then what'd you like i hated it the smell oh well you got it you got you got it okay two things one that's you that's definitely you can't blame anybody else that's your urine whatever you are ingesting that's why it smells right and secondly you always tell me you aimed for the drain yes all the drain but piss on the walls some of my old hair was it was like a f***ing mess. It was like an oatmeal of body.
Starting point is 00:31:33 No, that a**hole. A small gerbil was... Yeah, because I got the front and the back. Look, if y'all would see this man naked, it is... A wonderland. It is something. It's like Candyland.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It doesn't make sense. It's not real. It's mythical. It's almost like the Twilight Zone. You don't know if it's scary or fun. And you also don't know if it's real or not. You don't know what's happening. It is the word confusion.
Starting point is 00:32:02 When you see him naked, you're confused. You just go, huh? What the fuck is that? You're like, whoa. But I genuinely didn't know the amount of people that pee in the shower. What do you think the number is? Out of 10, just to make it simple. Like, did you look it up?
Starting point is 00:32:17 No, it's just I was talking to people and I was listening to other people talk. And it's been coming up so often. I would say about 80% of people pee in the shower. gorilla marketing mouth to mouth it's the greatest yes i would say dude you pee in the shower dude that's disgusting to me i've never done it but this morning was my first time and i and honestly i i did not look at myself in the mirror leaving my bathroom i was like who are you you're ashamed you're gross no that is disgusting no so it didn't feel it i think it's the accomplishment. No one does it for the aroma, obviously.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You don't want to smell urine. No one's like, ooh, urine. But at the same time, it's also like a sensory thing. If you're on the edge of having to pee, but you can hold it, as soon as water hits your body and you're naked, you're going to pee. I pissed all over the Kim Stimson-tos. All over it. No, that's not true, because I'm not a toddler.
Starting point is 00:33:06 When water hits my body, I'm not like, ooh, that doesn't happen to me. You know why? I pay taxes. That's why I don't do that. No, no, no. I guarantee if you and me chug, say we chugged a two liter of water and you tell me, okay, I'm getting
Starting point is 00:33:22 to the point I gotta pee, I guarantee I can make you piss. That's so different. That sounds weird. That's weird, but that's not what we're talking about. No, no, I'm getting to the point I got to pee, I guarantee I can make you piss. That's so different. That sounds weird. That's weird, but that's not what we're talking about. Yeah. No, no, no. You said that's if we're drinking a gallon of water and then, yeah, you don't have to really do anything.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Okay, no. If I'm having a normal day, if I'm having a normal day and it is nighttime and it's time for me to bathe before bed. Yes. It's time for me to get in the shower before bed. Yes. I'm going to pee before I get in the shower before bed yes i'm gonna pee before i get in the shower that's fine that's fine that's normal but i'm saying if you did that's why i
Starting point is 00:33:50 said if you're on the cusp if you didn't fully you're like it wasn't enough to go i i should pee but then you get in the shower and the water hits and now that four turned to like a seven that's that's immature hmm i think it's i think it's skill i think it's two for one. Two birds, one stone. How is that skillful? Because now I'm... Technically, are you saving water? Got him. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The frugal man strikes again.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I save water because I piss in my shower. I think it's... No, how's that saving water at all? Because the shower's going to be on for the same duration, but now I didn't do a flush. Got him. Okay, okay. But I've never been an environmentalist i love the earth
Starting point is 00:34:26 but i'm not gonna pee on myself to save the world sorry you would now you would pee on yourself if you got stung by an octopus stingray jellyfish oh my god wait octopuses don't even stink no they grab you and they suck honest to god do it more times, and your opinion will change. I swear to God I will never do it again. See, you're the same man that didn't bathe, and now you're complaining about doing something in the shower while bathing? Yeah. You don't have, like, there's no honesty with you. Do you not understand that that is a little immature?
Starting point is 00:34:59 Like, that's wrong and a little immature. That's not immature. Yes, it is. That is not immature. Cam, you're letting the water tickle my back, and then I go, ooh, now I pee. I get that. That might be young.
Starting point is 00:35:07 You're pushing 30, and you're not potty trained. Like, do you understand that's weird? Do you understand that's wrong? You understand that? You're 30. I'm saying that. And you're not potty trained. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:35:17 You act the same as your infant son. Like, that is nasty. No, you do sneak up on me and surprise me. And I don't get that either. We'll be talking. I'll just be like, ooh, I got poop. and surprise me. And I don't get that either. We'll be talking. I was like, Oh, I got poop.
Starting point is 00:35:26 That's another thing. I don't get that. How can you not like y'all don't have a communication system. You have bad comms with your body. I think, I think because you were, you lived in fear for so long. You were baptized in fear when it comes to pooping and using the bathroom in public that you suppressed your own system so much that you have
Starting point is 00:35:45 ultimate control over now like your system can like directly obeys you no matter what it is mine is its own thing but there's no way you're just sitting feeling completely fine and then like that you're like oh no something's coming out yeah no that's wrong it's a big gurgle it's like a big like just gutturally movement oh my god i have like a two hour build, just gutturally movement. Oh, my God. I have, like, a two-hour buildup before I know. Yeah, I know. I have a leeway before I'm exiting. Because you've literally, it's probably, if these are your tunnels, your tubes, your intestines, they're probably like this right now because of what you've done to them.
Starting point is 00:36:15 So you can feel it working. My shit is, it'll be here. I got to poop. I don't think you should get the security deposit back in your house if you pee in the shower. That's a fact. And I'm being honest. You know, last thing about the shower. I farted in my shower the other day.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Oh, God. That is... Boy. No, it is... I was literally... I said... I was literally... I was literally...
Starting point is 00:36:39 I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... I was literally... How I don't get that though. What did you say? Help.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Help me. I can't see. You know, you know, one time I did it. It was so bad. I got out. No,
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Starting point is 00:38:47 Half of Twitter is. Did you hear about the dire wolf being back? Oh, my God. Didn't even know what it was. You've never heard of a dire wolf before? Never heard of it. It's like this mythical thing. Never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 I grew up on the dire wolf. I knew what that was. I remember it was this big wolf that was around during the ice age era of course you did yes so there's like 10 000 years ago like 10 000 years ago there was this wolf called the dire wolf and it roamed the americas it was it was there with the woolly mammoths it was there around that time like the ice age like all those and they went extinct 10 000 years ago like actually longer than like 17 11 to 17 000 years ago they went extinct 10,000 years ago. Actually, longer than that, like 11,000 to 17,000 years ago, they went extinct, right?
Starting point is 00:39:28 Good God. Come to find out, some scientists made some new direwolves. See, let me tell you how they did it. Please. Right? This biochemist lab had some fossils from direwolves. Got some direwolf fossils. They looked at him on a random Wednesday in March.
Starting point is 00:39:52 They said, let's bring out the direwolf. Let's try this. They said, bring me that one. They grab one, right? They grab a skull of a direwolf. 15,000 years old, straight off the shelf. They literally ripped the barcode off right they're starting to sweep on a random wednesday this dire wolf skull and they go oh my god this one's got dna on it still usable they got dna from a 17year-old dire wolf bone. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Right? Then they're like, hey, let's make a new one since we got DNA. Let's go ahead and make a new one. You want to know how they made a new one? How? They took ordinary DNA from gray wolves that are alive now, right? Just regular wolves that are outside. So they stole an animal, first off.
Starting point is 00:40:49 They kidnapped an animal in his natural habitat. They were like, hey, we need you to make something better. They said, come here, come here. And they took him, threw a collar on him, said, get this. They said, come here. We need dire wolves. All right. They got that, right? And since they had the DNA from the dire wolf,
Starting point is 00:41:02 they genetically manufactured the gray wolf's DNA to exactly match the dire wolf. Then... This is nonsense. Then they used regular German shepherds
Starting point is 00:41:19 as surrogates. Oh, you're kidding me. And now we got two direwolves. And M. Night Shyamalan's holding them. Or whoever that director was. What? The people that headed this operation, they need to serve prison time.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Prison time. There is no way people believe that the dire wolf is real. The new dire wolf is real. Yeah, there's no way it's back. No, first off, if it's ever real. Secondly, the fact that you knew exactly what the f*** it was pisses me off, and it makes me believe that you did wolf t-shirt Wednesdays. Oh my god, of course I did.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Oh my god. Of course I did. Oh my god. Oh my god, I used to howl. You know, no, like in recess, whenever it it would be a little gray outside out of nowhere, you know how you... But you're real close to a tornado, but it's not really... Exactly.
Starting point is 00:42:15 The day starts out sunny, but when you're outside, it automatically just randomly gray. Everybody was looking at the sky like, whoa. And I was like, it's my time to be the center of attention. I did that. Woo! You get to the top of the slide. Every kid's like, wait, what the heck?
Starting point is 00:42:31 They turn around and you're like, ah! At the top of the slide. Dude, I convinced at least one or two of those dumb kids. One of them still believe it. Papa, there's a werewolf in my class. I've seen it. Yeah, 100%. Idiots.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Back to the fake wolf. Dude. Back to the fake dire German shepherd wolf. So you don't believe the dire wolf reincarnation is real either? There's no, like, I'm a friend of science, I guess. I like seeing cool things.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Right. There's just, that sounds like It's so, how, why? We took a real wolf. We took old wolf DNA. Then we took a dog, threw it in a blender. Now we have a species that hasn't been here in 10,000 years. Yes, and then they're talking about the characteristics of them.
Starting point is 00:43:13 They said they're shy from humans. They do look just like the dire wolves. But honestly, it's 3D printed or something. AI, I don't know what it is, but somebody got real bored. Someone got really bored and that is literally a St. Bernard. That is a regular dog. They're going to sell it as this. There's going to be a new museum for them.
Starting point is 00:43:33 They're going to be on the front of Time Magazine. You're already there. Direwolf is on the front of Time Magazine. And it says extinct. Crossed out. It's a money. They're money grabbing. It's the new dinosaur. Oh my God.. It's a money. They're money grabbing. It's the new dinosaur.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Oh, my God. It's the new dinosaur. They're money grabbing. They're money grabbing. So I'm telling you, I've had this. I've had this conspiracy since I was a kid that dinosaurs weren't real. They're money plays for museums, for movies, for toys. I like it.
Starting point is 00:44:00 For TV. That's why they invented the dinosaur. But now we've been doing that for 100 years. We got to innovate. Stole some furry. No, I'm it. For TV. That's why they invented the dinosaur. But now, we've been doing that for 100 years. We got to innovate. Let's throw some furry shit in there. No, I'm saying we got to innovate. Let's actually bring the dinosaurs back. Let's create these dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:44:17 You know what I mean? Bro, you know that they were saying they were going to, like, do the same shit as Woolly Mammoth? Yes, because they were around the same time. They put him on this island. Okay, but do we have Woolly Mammoth bone? Apparently, it's the same shit as woolly mammoths? Yes, because they were around the same time. Okay, but do we have woolly mammoth bone? Apparently, it's the same shit with the dire wolf. No, they don't. They have usable DNA that they're going to impregnate an African elephant and a woolly mammoth.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Now, why do they got to make it black? Leave my... Don't say it. Don't say it. Y'all make it a white elephant. Make it a polar bear. They're going to impregnate a Boston elephant. He's like,
Starting point is 00:44:51 but same. And apparently the birth, first off, it would suck to be a female elephant. I'm going to say that. Why? Their carrying phase of pregnancy, I think it's like 18 months.
Starting point is 00:45:05 A year and a half. Oh, so it's double human. Double. But they're double the carrying phase of pregnancy i think it's like 18 months and how long a year and a half oh so it's double human double but they're double the size so that makes sense oh they're way more than double triple can you imagine being an elephant no i can't neither they're not they don't have too much meat do they like they're oh like you put a horse and an elephant now size to ratio exactly Exactly. Size, elephant wins. That's why I never wanted big thighs. It's like the depth perception is important. Depth perception is important. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:45:32 Exact same. Monster quads, skin and bones. He's hanging. That's what it is. Well, 100% the dire wolf is bull. It's bull. They're grabbing money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:43 And I have a fun thing to go off what you said. Okay. I don't think dinosaurs were ever real. I think they were dragons. Why do you think that, Cam? Oh, my God. He came to play. Thanks, Bubba.
Starting point is 00:45:58 They're dragons. Why do you think that? Because all four corners of the Earth. Next. Popcorn. Rewind. All four corners. Are you making me nervous?
Starting point is 00:46:20 Who did you just talk to? Who am I losing? He looked at the mannequin and he started asking him questions. I said, are you making talk to? Who am I losing? He looked at the mannequin, and he started asking him questions. I said, are you making me nervous? Okay. All four corners. Is this real? Yes!
Starting point is 00:46:38 It's something with the R's and the O's. Dude, there's more skin peeling. All four corners of Earth. There we go. Earth is round. Yes, but that's a saying. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:46:54 It's a saying. Basically, all different societies, civilizations, there's drawings of dragons. Okay? There's drawings of dragons. We have drawings of dragons in Texas? There's no... Okay, Texas. What are the core corners?
Starting point is 00:47:06 The Americas. I'm saying... It's a saying! Yeah, but what does that mean? So I've never seen a dragon... All around the world. Like, in ancient Germanic Celtic traditions, there's depictions of dragons.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Ancient German traditions are not something we should go off of, if we're being honest. They had a rough little time period, if we think about it. It's not something we should completely sell to, you know what I mean? We should just buy into that one. I think that's what got them in trouble the first time, is just completely buying in.
Starting point is 00:47:36 They were like, yeah, that makes sense. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's awful. Let's just follow Zalita! One step too far. Yeah, dude, I don't really want to step too far. Damn it, Ty. It's so... Yeah, dude. I don't really want to talk about dragons. No, we're not. No, we're not.
Starting point is 00:47:50 No. I buried myself. You buried me. It's done. Oh, my God. Speaking of things that, you know, dinosaurs and stuff we learned about as children, which is dumb and not true. That's why they're not a part of our history classes.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Dragons. Dragons weren't a part of our history classes. They're not dragons. Dragons weren't a part of our history classes either. Ancient Chinese calendar, 8,000. I never learned Chinese in school. You're talking about the year of the dragon, year of the monkey. No, only... So many other animals that had years. But it's a real thing! Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:48:22 It is! Yeah, I know. So why would they have 12 real animals and one fake one? Okay, name three fruit. Name three fruit? Yeah. No, don't do that. Apples, bananas, oranges.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Boom. Apples, bananas, oranges. Yeah. I go, nope. All right. Okay. So when we were young, stupid things. No, I am going to confess something that I did whenever I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:48:41 other than me being a wolf. And that's a fact. My senior year of high school. What? That was eight years ago. Not a kid. You were a grown man. No, I wasn't grown.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Pierce isn't a grown man. You did things that were illegal. You drove a car and you made love. That's a grown man. I didn't pay taxes. The only thing you didn't do was pay taxes. Okay, so I was a senior in high school. And this is 100% a true story, right?
Starting point is 00:49:08 We had this thing, like, I don't know what it was. It was like a senior bash or something, like the end of the graduation, where it was like the whole school goes to the theater, and seniors put on, like, you volunteer to put on, like, it's a talent show, basically. Oh, God. And you go up there, and you try to do something like it's a talent show basically oh god and you go up there and you try to do something you'll ask who wrong right we had kids sing we had kids
Starting point is 00:49:31 that danced we had kids that what else can you do really sing and dance they're like juggling or something yeah like like that and you're 18 and we had actually like great singers at my school like ended up getting record deals like they're're great singers. Yeah. Good dancers too that are like professional dancers now. I always wanted to show the school I had something else other than basketball. This was my East High, Troy Bolton, you know. Last dance. I'm breaking free. Right? I'm soaring i'm flying and in my mind in my mind i
Starting point is 00:50:09 was gonna have that moment where everybody was like oh my god payton's up on stage but then goes bananas in my lab coat so but i can't sing. I knew that I couldn't sing. But one thing I always did at my family parties was magic. And I'm not potting right now. I'm not potting. You had better be
Starting point is 00:50:39 lying. You have got to be lying. Well, this is what happened i was like i gotta figure out because i can do hand i can do head up magic oh my god one-on-one i can get you i can put lipstick on your palm i can change your card i was working on reading minds i couldn't get that one i could barely figure out what's going on on my own but i had to learn a trick that could get like 700 people and i was like i don't have the production that can do this or the funding so i asked my principal i said hey i want to do magic at the at the show and actually no one knows this like not even any of my classmates
Starting point is 00:51:17 i so i went to my principal mr uh garcia at the time what's up dog i said hey man i'm trying to do magic and he goes okay cool like what you got a vet what you know what you're gonna do like don't set anything on fire and i was like oh no no no i'm that's magic i'm a real magician those are illusions i do magic so i was like i need a camera and a big screen and i was gonna going to do like a Promethean board, or like, you know, the little lamp things, where I was going to do the card trick
Starting point is 00:51:49 on the screen with the camera pointing down. Everybody could see in the theater. And he said, Peyton, we barely had money for our art department
Starting point is 00:51:58 this year. Burn in hell. And get out of my office. So I didn't end up doing that oh but that's something i wanted to get off my chest because i saw it in my google docs the other day i saw my high school google docs and i was like writing out my my show peyton that first off that alone is an incredible story and i was crying laughing the the the like imagery in my mind of you asking a grown man can I do magic? I want to do magic.
Starting point is 00:52:29 An 18 year old Peyton. Right. When you're about to go be a collegiate athlete. Oh yes. School is fully paid for. And you want to do magic. Yeah. For 700 people. Yeah. I still want to. You are a literal one of a kind human being. I haven't pitched this to you yet,
Starting point is 00:52:46 but we are going on tour. Tickets available now, link in the bio. Do I do it now on tour? Do we have Peyton's magic set? Peyton's magic set. You got to get vetted again? We got to make sure this shit lands. I'm not going to go out there and you dud the show
Starting point is 00:53:01 and everyone's like, what the fuck? And you're just like, oh like it's been a couple years Pierce hit that song you just turned into dancing I'm like I'm going to take my shirt off this will get a bad one I go oh god that would be lit though
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Starting point is 00:54:59 Ten minutes ago you ate a chocolate bar. That's not candy. More of a snack than anything. Chocolate? A chocolate bar is a snack. Chocolate's not candy. More of a snack than anything. Chocolate? A chocolate bar is a snack. Chocolate's not candy. No. Chocolate.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Chocolate's not candy. No. So Halloween, people are... All of America and other parts of the world are passing out snacks. They're not passing out candy. They're passing out snacks. Just because you give it away on Halloween, that makes it candy? Uh, yeah. That means it's candy. It's literally Halloween. Okay, no. See, that's just a feature point.
Starting point is 00:55:29 If I have razor blades in my food, that's not candy. You're literally looking me in the eyes and telling me you think chocolate is not candy. No. You're not being sweet. Candy's gummy and sweet. Okay. I know you don't like these hierarchies, right? And these chain of commands and these trees
Starting point is 00:55:45 of life i hate when you explain things with so many words there's there's hey don't there's no no no no no no you're gonna start talking to me with fewer words candy gummies chocolates over done what are pop rocks candy that'd be in the gummy section there's like okay okay okay gummy hard candy chocolate chocolate. Now you're being confusing. Okay, stop and slow down. What are you saying? There's candy, and a part of candy, chocolate, is literally like half of all candy. Okay, what's a snack?
Starting point is 00:56:15 What would you consider a snack that's sweet that's not candy? Fruit. Fruit is a sweet snack that is not candy. What is fruit? Healthy. Fruit. Is fruit healthy? Relatively. not candy. What is fruit? Healthy. Fruit. Is fruit healthy? Relatively.
Starting point is 00:56:28 So is chocolate. Chocolate is healthy for... Oh. Chocolate is healthy for you. By the scientist. Okay, if... I want you, Mr. Health Nut, to consume chocolate every day
Starting point is 00:56:42 and let's see how healthy you are. Let's see how healthy you become. Okay, my grandma is 94 and she sips red wine every day. Is red wine healthy for you? Yes, in small portions. And what do you eat red wine with? Steak. And chocolate.
Starting point is 00:56:54 No. Yes, you do. It's part of the charcuterie. What kind of a crazy meal is your 90-year-old grandma having every day? I don't know, but we need to eat it. She's like, give me a T-bone red wine in a chocolate bar. Okay. Chewy granola bars. What is that? A snack
Starting point is 00:57:09 or candy? That's snack. There's chocolate in it. Exactly. There's chocolate chips in it. So you're saying there's candy inside of a snack? That the identity of a granola bar is not candy. It is snack. Kim. They have granola bars that are coated in chocolate.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Is that candy? You said granola bars that are coated in chocolate. That is still a granola bar. They're making it better. They're making it sugary for the kids so the parents can spend money. No, but it's not. Chocolate is not candy. It's a snack.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Candies are jolly ranches, pop rocks. Hard candy, not candy. It's a snack. Candies are candies, are Jolly Ranch's, Pop Rocks. Hard candy, hard candy. Gummy worms. Soft candy. Licorice. Depends how old they are. Hard or soft candy. What?
Starting point is 00:57:55 I was saying it was hard or soft. Licorice, I've had some hard licorice. Oh, but that's candy. Yes. Chocolate is a snack. It's hearty. Okay, hearty meal. It's a hearty meal.
Starting point is 00:58:03 It's not a hearty meal. It's hearty. No, it is not. Chocolate is a snack. It's hearty. Okay. Hearty meal. It's a hearty meal. It's not a hearty meal. It's hearty. No, it is not. Chocolate is hearty. You literally are saying the only two examples you've given me is a... First off, you're strangely obsessed with granola bars. You keep saying granola bars. I said it once.
Starting point is 00:58:16 You said it twice. You said there's chocolate in granola bars and chocolate submerged granola bars. Okay. Take granola bars out of the equation. Just chocolate. Okay. Like Reese's. That's candy. Twix. Candy. Snickers. Candy. Three Musketeers. Okay. Take granola bars out of the equation. Just chocolate. Okay. Like Reese's. That's candy.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Twix. Candy. Snickers. Candy. Three Musketeers. Candy. Milky Way. Candy.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Those are candy bars. And they're chocolate. No. They're literally like. No, they have chocolate in them. No, no, no. It is like 90% chocolate with other things in it. No, there's nougat.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Exactly. There's nuts. That's the 5 to 10%. Okay, but if I eat a straight up chocolate bar, just straight, the purest chocolate. The purest cut line. It's nuts. That's the 5% to 10%. Okay, but if I eat a straight-up chocolate bar, just straight, the purest chocolate, the purest cut line, it's not uncut chocolate. If I get uncut chocolate, That's candy.
Starting point is 00:58:51 That's a snack. If I get a bag of chocolate, it's a bag of snack. It's a snack-a-bag. Chocolates and chips are the same category. No, they're not. Chocolates and chips are the same thing. No, they're not at all.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Why? If you go to a concession stand and it says candy, $4.50, you hold up a Snickers, how much is it going to cost you? Because it's a candy bar. It's not a candy bar. That's not a chocolate bar. That's a candy bar. I just f***ed him.
Starting point is 00:59:15 That's a candy bar, not a chocolate bar. It is 90% chocolate. But it is a candy bar. Meaning chocolate is candy. Listen, what are three Musketeers under, chocolate bars or candy bars? Answer it. It's all under candy. You're saying it's not candy. You're screwing yourself. No, listen Answer it. It's all under candy. You're saying it's not candy.
Starting point is 00:59:25 You're screwing yourself. No, listen to me. It's all under candy. You're so red and you're looking a little racist. It's all under candy. Look at me. All under candy. Calm down and listen and internalize what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Three Musketeers, Snickers, and Twix. Those are candy bars. Yes or no? Yes. A Hershey's is a what? Candy bar. It's a chocolate bar. That is a candy bar. No, it is a chocolate bar. That is a candy bar.
Starting point is 00:59:45 No, it is a chocolate bar. It's a different name. What else can you call a Snickers? What other category can you call it? Candy chocolate. No, you can only call it a candy bar, the item. You can only call a Snickers a candy bar. It is chocolate.
Starting point is 00:59:58 You're just saying words to me. You're just saying words. What is it? You can only call a Snickers a candy bar. Yes or no? Yes. Or a snickers a candy bar yes or no yes or a snickers exactly the brand name but i'm saying what the thing is yes candy bar a hershey's you can only call it what candy bar you can't call it a chocolate bar you can call it a chocolate bar because it is a chocolate bar it's a bar of chocolate which is healthy for you which is a
Starting point is 01:00:23 snack and it's the same as a chip then why is it sold in the candy aisle it's not bar. Because it's a bar of chocolate, which is healthy for you, which is a snack, and it's the same as a chip. Then why is it sold in the f***ing candy aisle next to the restaurant? It's not. It's not. Why is it sold in the candy aisle? It's not. It's not. It's not. Now you're lying. It's genuinely not. You're lying to Christ. It's genuinely not.
Starting point is 01:00:33 You're lying to me in Christ. I'm not. A Hershey's bar is not. It's in the same mouth as the chips. When you go to Target to buy your gallon water, your trash bags, and your weird utensils, and you go to the exit, right, and you're checking out, and you turn to your right, there's not a Hershey's bar right there next to everything else. What?
Starting point is 01:00:49 In the candy section they have at the checkouts for people to get sweet twos and impulse buy at the very end. You know what else they have there? Beef jerky dump. All with the candy in the same keg, in the same section. It's all right. It's all right there on the same shelf. Okay, then let's do this, Mr. Semantics.
Starting point is 01:01:04 If you go to the candy aisle, can you buy a Hershey's on it? No. You're f***ing lying. Oh, my God, you're lying. No, it's in the chip aisle. Oh, my God, it's... It's in the chip aisle. What's the difference between a chip and a candy?
Starting point is 01:01:15 What's the difference between a chip and a candy? What's the difference? One's sweet. One's made to be candy. One is based around sugar. One is not. One is potato. You can get chocolate. One is starch.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Salty. Can you get chocolate without sugar in it? Can you get chocolate without sugar in it? Answer me. No. Okay. And whenever I get this right, I want you to kneel before me. So you can get candy without sugar in it too. But you just said candy.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Chocolate is candy. You said it's sugar. I'm using what you said. It's sugar in it too. But you just said candy. Chocolate is candy. Chocolate is candy. You said it's sugar. I'm using what you said. It's sugar. It's candy. It's what you said. Watch this chat.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Can you get a sugar? I can't spell. Can you get a sugar-free chocolate bar? Can you get a Hershey's Zero Sugar Top 10 Best Sugar Free Chocolate Bars
Starting point is 01:02:14 of 2025. Since we're using Google. Kneel before thy name. Kneel before me. Since we're using Google, you should simply look up is chocolate candy. No. Oh, that's weird. Because I want the comments to say what
Starting point is 01:02:30 they have to say. Chocolate is 100% candy. It's wrong. You're wrong. And I hate to be you in 2025. Genuinely? Genuinely? Like, if I had a genie and I were you, I'd say, I don't want to be Cam in 2025. Because I'm losing. You actually looked me in the eye and said that Hershey bars are not on the candy aisle.
Starting point is 01:02:48 No. But you're lying. You're choosing to lie right now. Flour is... I don't care about any other example. Is Hershey on the candy aisle? Flour is in the spice section. Is flour a spice?
Starting point is 01:02:59 First of all, flour's not in the spice section. Where the f*** do you shop? Flour's on the baking aisle. With flour. Okay, okay. There's not in the spice section. Where the f*** do you shop? Flour's on the baking aisle. With flour. Okay, okay. There's a whole section of flour. Okay, flour, flour, and ice, and flour, flour and cake icing are in the same section, right?
Starting point is 01:03:14 Are they both the same thing? They're on the same aisle. Exactly. So just because something's on the same aisle doesn't mean it's the same thing, so shut up. God, you can't, God, I work too hard chocolate's candy 100 please god if y'all let me lose this if you let me lose this you don't even you just don't love me you love him more that that's a question for you speaking of chocolate genuine question though don't understand how chocolate is made. Have you ever thought about that? Where are we getting this chocolate from?
Starting point is 01:03:46 I know there's cocoa. And there's cacao. What? Cocoa. Beans. And then what was the second one you said? Cacao. Cows? Cacao. It's like C-A-C-A-O.
Starting point is 01:03:57 I thought it was like a cow with a stutter on it. It was like moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. That thing would have some strong beef. Instead of milk, you just eat milk in the... You thought I was saying cow with a... That's starting to get bad. I said cow. No, I haven't said cow with a stutter. I tried to stutter on purpose To make him feel more included No that's strange And wrong
Starting point is 01:04:46 And your mom should have taught you better But that was But I did it outside of my house I never told her about it That's okay My friend would stutter in front of me But I was young though It was all out of a genuine heart
Starting point is 01:04:54 No yes Everything Because we were kids Everything was genuine He would stutter in front of me And he felt bad So I'd go No problem
Starting point is 01:05:00 And I would do it back to him To try to make him To make sure everything was good To try to make him feel to make sure everything was good. To try to make him feel. I don't know. Yes. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I don't know if it can. Yes, it can. Okay. It can. But. No. But you know, like whenever you're around somebody long enough, you get like their laugh. You pick up their traits.
Starting point is 01:05:17 No, you're like, you're around your friends long enough, you start to pick up their laugh. Yeah. It was like the same thing. Like, so I got a little bit of one, like just being around around him for so long because he's like genuinely like one of my close friends and so i started to stutter a little bit too like we were at each other every day how much is a little bit just like what i'd be like a couple times a day or like a couple times a conversation day okay yeah what was i saying cows but generally, where does chocolate come from?
Starting point is 01:05:46 That's a hell of a question. Like, I know, okay, it's a bean. It's a bean. Right? And then, now, after that is basically where my knowledge starts. Like, how does a bean turn into a beautiful Hershey Kills? Oh, my God. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:59 And there's no crunchy nut in my chocolate. No, that's what I'm saying. Unless I get the almond version. If you do that, golly you you need you're just now you're not living life you're not living correctly if you buy almond chocolate you're not living correctly yeah your house needs wellness checks yes 100 someone's in your basement but i don't i that's a beautiful question never understood it how do you think it works if you had to guess they do you, is it like a melting down? Obviously. Like fairy. Yeah, they're like. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Never understood it. And it's just so strange to me. All the variations of chocolate we can have and have that much of it. Because you've never, I've never been to a store that didn't have chocolate in it. Ever. You can go to Dick's Sporting Goods. You can buy a chocolate. 100%.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Everywhere you go, you eat chocolate. Okay. Chocolate. Oh my God. This episode gave me anxiety. Is cho- Oh my God my god well is chocolate like kind of like the new like a new age and more mainstream like dinosaur what do you mean like ultimate money grabber it's everywhere you just proved a point you can go anywhere and you buy
Starting point is 01:06:58 chocolate but chocolate's real no well yeah the big part of it is it no it. No, it's there. But why is it everywhere? Because it's not real. It's everywhere. Maybe it's not real. Maybe we're not eating chocolate. Look, what is chocolate? That's what I'm saying. What is the father of chocolate?
Starting point is 01:07:13 That's what I'm saying. And you just said there's so many different kinds. Exactly. I know paper is from trees. We go outside, which I'm still iffy on. Yeah. But honey is from bees. I know where that comes from.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Yes. Who's the chocolate daddy? Like where are they pre-producing the chocolate from? It's the beans, the cocoa beans and the cacao and now from there though. Stop saying that.
Starting point is 01:07:32 I don't know where it gets used. I know there's some milk in it, right? I don't know. And there's so much milk out there. And how's our white chocolate? I know those beans aren't white. We just met white chocolate.
Starting point is 01:07:42 We did. And white chocolate coached me. He's a cool guy. But there's white chocolate, there's brown chocolate. We did. And white chocolate coached me. He's a cool guy. But there's white chocolate. There's brown chocolate. First off, who decides the level of the dark?
Starting point is 01:07:50 Have you ever seen that? Probably y'all. Y'all started that whole thing a couple years ago. That was probably y'all. There's like percentages on the dark chocolate. It's like this is
Starting point is 01:07:59 80% dark chocolate. Yeah, dude. There's certain dark chocolate that I don't like. I don't... I agree, but I don't like dark chocolate. Of course you do. Shut up. I got it. You dark chocolate that I don't like. I agree, but I don't like dark chocolate. Of course you do.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Shut up. I got you. I just said that. I'm not even kidding. Chocolate is, I would argue, chocolate is one of the most accessible things ever. Yeah, and we don't know where it's from. Bro.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Somebody find that out. Anybody work at the chocolate factory? Willy Wonka. Yeah, where's Charlie, too? The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Sock Duck. When was the last time that you, my good friend, good sir, you right there, needed to go to a doctor, but you pushed it off?
Starting point is 01:08:38 I always push it off because I don't like the hassle of it. You push it off every time. You go, hey, I don't know. I got a lot of work to do today. Hey, my tummy hurts. I'm not going to go. Hey, I'm too busy. Hey, I don't know where my insurance You push it off every time. You go, hey, I don't know. I got a lot of work to do today. Hey, my tummy hurts. I'm not going to go. Hey, I'm too busy. Hey, I don't know where my insurance is.
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Starting point is 01:10:29 If you don't score 96% or higher, life in prison, no questions asked. No questions. I got to get my butt ready. I'm not passing it. Oh, if you got thrown into this room, you got kidnapped. You're thrown into this room. They go third grade math for three hours. We give you a million dollars or you go to prison for life. Oh, I don't know into this room, you got kidnapped. You're thrown into this room. They go third grade math for three hours. We give you a million dollars or you go to prison for life.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Oh, I don't know. 96% higher. Genuinely, I don't know if I would pass a third grade math test. Brother, it's third grade. Should we try it? Should we try it? You want to try third grade math? I want to see if I'm going to get a million dollars or life in prison.
Starting point is 01:11:00 I do want to see how I do. Let's try it right now. All right, you want to see if you're going to get a million dollars or if you're going to spend the rest of your miserable life in prison? Here we go. Okay. Third grade math.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Miss Winkler, this is for you. So 96%. I don't know what that is. I'd be willing to, I would venture to say if you miss one of these questions, you fail. I'm going to fail. Because we're only going to ask maybe no more than 10. Okay, let's go. We're going to ask very small.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Here we go. You and your mom go to see a movie. I love these questions. I've never seen a movie with my mom. What? your mom go to see a movie i love these i've never seen a movie with my mom i've never been to the movie theater with my mom what she doesn't like movies oh my god crazy side crazy stat here we go you and your mom go see a movie the movie starts at 6 45 i hate the 45s the quarters and all that i've never been good the movie lasted for one hour and 15 minutes which time is the closest to the time the movie ended? Wait, what time did it start?
Starting point is 01:11:48 It started at 6.45. It's an hour and 15 minutes long. 8 o'clock. 8 o'clock is correct. There you go. Thank God it was two fives because it makes 10. I remembered that. I remember that from third grade.
Starting point is 01:11:57 That stressed me out. I still have my freedom. Samuel bought six... Now what are you going to say about my dog, Sam? I hate that name. Just say Sam. Samuel. Sam.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Samuel bought seven bags of apples. So many S's. Each bag. Too many S's. Say different words. You go, they're intentionally trying to confuse these children. Seven Sams and six. Samuel bought seven... Seven Sams and six in a sally wagon.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Here we go. Seven... Damn it, you got me confused. Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. How many apples were you eating? Each sack? Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. Each sack of apples contained
Starting point is 01:12:33 six apples. God, how many apples are there total? Seven times six. Yes. Can I get a paper? No, I've always had problems with eights and sevens. You're about to go to prison. You're about to go to jail forever. seven times six is really great because seven times six is 48 there's a rhyme right seven times six you're gonna oh my god i'm theirs in jail i'm gonna be there i'm gonna belong to some man
Starting point is 01:13:06 Here we go 7 times 6 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 30 35 35 plus 7 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42 You see how I got there though? You see how I got, 42. You see how I got there, though?
Starting point is 01:13:25 You see how I got there, though? You see how I worked that out, Teach? You need no white boy. Why was that the top? A lot of shit in my neck just popped. Hey, we're good. Here we go. Simply solve the equation.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Stop with the S's. Stop it. It's literally written like that. I'm not adding words. It said Samuel bought seven sacks of apples. And he had six sacks. Sorry. Simply solve the equation.
Starting point is 01:13:58 32 divided by 8. Are you kidding me? Wait, 6 times 8 is really great because 6 times 8 is 48. No. But what is his thought process on that? Eight times four is 32. Okay, so 32 divided by eight, four. There you go. We're rocking, we're rolling.
Starting point is 01:14:14 I was getting the groove whenever tunes get involved. That's how they used to have to teach me. That's how they taught me my name. We're rocking and rolling. What? Pay in and they're like, it's a whole thing we had to do. And they get me out of my diapers.
Starting point is 01:14:27 You were at six. Don't shit yourself, you dirty bitch. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't shit yourself, you dirty bitch. And I'll be like, go to the toilet off that song. Here we go. At six years old? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:46 All right. Hey, you're still good so far. I'm still good. I'm still good. I'm not in jail. You're not in prison yet. Here we go. Yet.
Starting point is 01:14:52 A teacher bought 18 red markers and six boxes of blue markers. Each box had 10 blue markers. What was the total number of markers the teacher bought? Too much information. You've got to say that again a lot slower. My brain could definitely not... She buys 18 red markers. Okay, 18 red markers.
Starting point is 01:15:11 18 red markers. She buys six boxes blue markers. So she didn't buy boxes of the red ones. She bought solo packs of reds, 18 numbers. She bought six boxes... You're reds, 18 numbers. She bought six boxes. You're not helping. 18 red. So she just bought 18 individual markers.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Yes. But then she decides to go with the packs of blues. Yeah. She's just being difficult. Who buys 18 loose markers? And she's doing that to make your life possibly go to prison. Genuinely, who buys loose markers? I don't even know how you do that.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Yeah. Who sells one marker? It's like the DVDs in the middle of Walmart. You go, the $5 movie box? Yeah. She buys 18 red markers. Individuals. Individuals.
Starting point is 01:15:52 18 red markers. Six boxes of blue markers. How many are in a box? Each box contains 10 blue markers. Okay, so she has 18 plus 10. Markers. She has 28 markers at this point. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Keep going. How many markers does she have total 28 markers oh my god you're going to prison no oh my god wait no you're going to jail no say it again a teacher bought 18 red markers right she 18 markers. She bought six boxes of blue markers. Each box has 10 markers in it. Oh, 60. So 60 blues, 18 reds, 78 markers. He's a free man again. He's a free man.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Oh, snap for me. He's in a jazz club. Final question to determine if you're going to prison or if you get a milli untaxed. Third grade math.
Starting point is 01:16:43 God. A jar is full of nickels and dimes. Careful. A jar is full of nickels and dimes. Careful. A jar is full of nickels and dimes. How big is a jar? It doesn't matter. There's 368 nickels in the jar. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:57 368 nickels. Careful. There are 109 more dimes than there are nickels. Okay. What is the total number of nickels and dimes in the jar? 368. 368. Yes.
Starting point is 01:17:12 There's 368 nickels. Do you want a whiteboard? Yes. Give me that one. 368 nickels. Hurry up before I lose it. Give me that one. Give me that.
Starting point is 01:17:21 No, don't throw. Three, okay. Before I forget, you smell like baby urine. No, this thing's so hot. Such a hot thing. So there's 368 nickels. Nickels. 368 nickels.
Starting point is 01:17:40 368 nickels. 368 in. And there's 109 quarters? Dimes. Dimes. Uh-huh. No, no, no, no, no. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:17:54 It's 368 nickels. There's 109 more dimes than there is nickels. How many total nickels and dimes are in the jar? And we're looking for how many nickels and dimes there are. That's what we're trying to find. Yeah, we're looking for Indy. Easy. Easy.
Starting point is 01:18:16 He started tapping. He said. So I'm going to read it one more time. No, no. Your voice confuses me and it stresses me out. Okay. That's fair. So there's 368 nickels.
Starting point is 01:18:28 And there's 109 more dimes. So let's do that. Let's do 368 plus 109. 4, 6, 17. Right? 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Wait. 17. Right? 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16. Wait. 17.
Starting point is 01:18:51 4,617. 4,617 total quarters. I mean, 416,000. 416,000. 4,617 nickels and dimes. That's a big jar. You're going to jail. No, no.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Okay. No, it confused me because I was writing upside down. 368 plus 109. I don't think you can do that. Oh, it's because I went backwards. Yeah, I don't think you can do that anymore. I thought you forgot the fine art of that. 17.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Carry that. 7. There you go. 477. That's your final? Is it? Here we go. I'll give you...
Starting point is 01:19:38 No. Okay. You get one last read-through. And so we're done with 109 now. Correct. Okay, so we have all our numbers. So 368 dimes. 368 nickels, right?
Starting point is 01:19:52 Yeah. We had 109 more dimes. That means there are 477 dimes. 4,000 wasn't even close. So 477. 7 plus 8 is really great because 7 plus 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. 6 plus 7, f*** me. Oh, no, I could just do 7 plus 7.
Starting point is 01:20:13 That'd be 14. Put that there. 4 plus 4, that'd be 8. I'm trying to see if we're done with everything. 845? Nickels and dimes? Ladies and gentlemen, wherever you are sitting right now, stand the f*** up and congratulate him. He's not going to prison!
Starting point is 01:20:32 He's a free man! He's a millionaire! 845! Let's go! I told you you could do it. Now imagine, literally imagine, two hours and 45 minutes more of that. Now we're talking prison time.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Now we're talking jail. Dude, they put some hormones in the kids' milk nowadays. They're getting there? Oh, they 100% do. Those kids are sipping HGH fresh off the wake-up. You know what I thought about the other day? What? I could literally shut you down with a bowl of cereal and an ice cream sandwich.
Starting point is 01:20:59 How? I could shut you down. I could end you. I could end you with an ice cream sandwich and a glass of milk. And you would literally be unhabitable. You'd be dead on the ground. I could end you. I could end you with an ice cream sandwich and a glass of milk And you would literally be Unhabitable you'd be dead on the ground. I could end your life. I genuinely had that thought that I was driving Cuz I'm lactose? Cuz you're super lactose. Yeah, if I faked you out if I hit a little crossover I said ice cream sandwich glass of milk. You'd be done. Oh my god. That'd be so bad You'd be like
Starting point is 01:21:21 And that proves that chocolate is not a candy an ice cream sandwich what what's ice cream sandwich ice cream sandwich ice cream with what else you think that's you think that's chocolate on the outside of it you you think that's actual chocolate on the outside of an ice cream sandwich? Yes. I don't know which one of us is more stupid right now. Kim, what is on the outside of an ice cream sandwich? What's the bread part of the ice cream sandwich? What's the sandwich part? Oh, what's the bread part? What did you say?
Starting point is 01:21:55 What's the bread part? You think that's just hard chocolate. And it's magically fluffy. It's fluffy chocolate. There's different variations of chocolate. It's like a graham cracker chocolate. It's like a chocolate graham cracker. Am I dumb?
Starting point is 01:22:10 A chocolate. If it's a chocolate graham cracker, it's not chocolate. It's chocolate flavored graham cracker. You said it's chocolate. No, it's chocolate. Just design. Oh, just airy and fluffy. Yes, it's airy chocolate.
Starting point is 01:22:22 It's like a muffin. Chocolate muffin. Chocolate. Muffin. Chocolate's not a muffin. Chocolate muffin. Chocolate muffin. Chocolate's not a flavor. Chocolate is a thing. And that thing is candy. Chocolate is a sweet candy.
Starting point is 01:22:35 No, stay on what we're saying. What is on the outside of an ice cream sandwich? It's not chocolate. What is it? What flavor is that? I don't even know. No, it's flavored chocolate, but it's not chocolate. Chocolate isn't a flavor.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Chocolate is a flavor. No, it's not. You can't get chocolate flavored something. You're either getting chocolate or you're not getting chocolate. There's no flavor chocolate. That's not chocolate. Chocolate isn't a flavor. Chocolate is a flavor. No, it's not. You can't get chocolate flavored something. You're either getting chocolate or you're not getting chocolate. There's no flavor chocolate. That's not true. Kim, that's 100% a fact. You're going to piss me off at the end of the episode.
Starting point is 01:22:53 There's literal chocolate syrup. There's chocolate milk. And what is chocolate syrup? There's chocolate milk. That's chocolate. There's chocolate milk. Because what's in it? Chocolate flavoring.
Starting point is 01:23:02 No, it's chocolate is in there. It's melted chocolate. And milk. You've been so and milk. You've been so lied to. You've been so deceived. You think the bottles of the Hershey's syrup. Yes, because what is Hershey's? You think they took their chocolate bars, just threw them in a microwave and then packaged it as syrup. Well, I'm not sure what the meltdown process was, but yes. Chocolate is not a flavor. Talk to me. You think that chocolate syrup is 100% chocolate and just melted down.
Starting point is 01:23:32 I'm asking you a question. Chocolate is not a flavor. Chocolate is a thing. That concept right there is awful. What you're saying. There's things and then there's flavors of those things. Is ketchup a flavor? Is ketchup a flavor? Is ketchup a flavor? Yes.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Ketchup is a condiment, but there's ketchup chips. Some of those Japanese Doritos. There's literally a ketchup version of it. That's like onion. Onion is a vegetable. There's onion flavoring. There's nothing. Things are onion flavored.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Sour cream and onion. There's nothing chocolate that's labeled chocolate something that does not have chocolate in it. Because chocolate is an ingredient. You's nothing chocolate that's labeled chocolate something that does not have chocolate in it. Because chocolate is an ingredient. You can use chocolate in anything. Everything is an ingredient. That's not true. What is not an ingredient that you can use in something?
Starting point is 01:24:14 That you can use in everything? First off, you can put chocolate in anything. You can put chocolate in meatloaf and it'd be good. It'd suffice. No. Then don't say that.
Starting point is 01:24:21 I'm saying that anything that is used for. Chocolate is not a flavor. Chocolate is not a flavor and you're pissing me off. I really don't want to be friends. I'm not going to your funeral. Or your kid's graduation. Chocolate.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Dude. Cam just hates chocolate. He's vanilla, vanilla, vanilla. No. Don't say that. Nothing too dark. Don't say that. Dude, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:43 I tried to give Malachi a chocolate bar. Cam was like, get that shit away from him. Okay. And then I hand him a little. That's because he doesn't say that. Nothing too dark. Don't say that. Dude, yeah, I tried to give Malachi a chocolate bar. Cam was like, get that shit away from him. Okay. And then I handed him a little. That's because he doesn't have teeth. It's not because of anything. No background noise. And then Cam went into his diaper bag and pulled out the biggest vanilla platter I've ever seen. He was like, son, look, this is color good.
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