You Should Know Podcast - UBER HORROR STORY -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

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Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. The You Should Know Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode six. You know how I know it's episode six? Normally I fumble, I'm like, ooh, what episode is it? I know it's episode six because I bought a whiteboard for the podcast. There's a whiteboard sitting right off camera, you can't see it because movie magic. And there's no such thing as a good podcast without a whiteboard. Name one good podcast that does not without a whiteboard name one good podcast

that does not have a whiteboard in his general vicinity we have that now but thank you so much for um all the kind words you guys left on the last episode um i know i i vented i i opened up a little bit about the struggles of being a content creator you know i know like crocodile tears is that what they say world's smallest. Like I wasn't trying to make anybody feel bad for me. I just wanted to open up with my people and y'all showed me a lot of love. So if you're not already subscribed to the channel or on Spotify or on Apple Music or wherever you're getting this podcast at, make sure to go do that because it would mean a whole lot to me. And make sure to leave a comment right now. If you see an open keyboard and you haven't fulfilled the comment section, go ahead and

do that. As you see, I replied to every single comment. Now, I was scrolling through Twitter today looking for some things to talk about on the podcast. What should I say? What should I do? I do have stories for you. I have topics, but I want to just like get outside of that.

Maybe talk about the news. Maybe talk about the political climate in the world. Maybe talk about sports, music. Actually, I'm not going to talk about any of that in the world maybe talk about sports music actually I'm not going to talk about any of that because I was going through the good old twitters on my phone you can follow me on twitter at the PSH8 you don't have to it's whatever but I was going through my timeline as one does on twitter I saw a video of a sea lion waddling up some rocks and it got me thinking are animals the smartest creatures in the world because how did they learn that how I had to be taught how to walk it took me a little

bit I'm sure the same for you don't act like you just came kicking out the womb walking like you're ready for an olympic trial all right You weren't. We all had to get taught somehow. Some take longer than others. I'm not going to talk about my timestamp because it's none of your business. But how do sea lions know that they can do that? And I know you're going to say, oh, it's instinct, Peyton. Well, where is my instinct? My instinct is to walk, isn't it? I was going to walk. That was was in my cards I had to get taught still did they go to otter school for wattles where do you learn that at also birds don't even don't don't even get me started on birds they fly and migrate they know what time

of the year they don't even own a calendar show me a pigeon with a calendar i'll give you a hundred dollars pigeons don't have calendars they know what time based on the temperature based on the kind of wind direction that's hitting their wings when to go east or west i don't know i didn't go to bird 101 in college but how do they how do they know that how did they learn how to make shelter out of twigs don't don't be listening to me or looking at me through your phones or your computers or your listening to or your car whatever you're listening to this on to be like Peyton's an idiot why do I follow this dude yeah that is a good question where do they learn this kind of stuff at that that's like

great survival they can go to any tree in the northern hemisphere i'm sure that's where we're located i don't know i'm bad at geometry and they can just go into any tree find some twigs and be like this is our home and so we get up and migrate there has to be a school for that i was going to share something just now and i'm not going to do it anymore because it's a little too vulnerable, but actually fuck it. Why not? Why not share? I like getting my head massaged. That's like my biggest weakness. If, if, if, if I get some fingies on top of my tender skull, I turn into an exoskeleton. I turn it. I have been spitting for the past like three minutes of this podcast if you've

been seeing me spitting I hope you ignore it because I will ignore it I just I turn into gush whenever I whenever I get my head I don't know if that's just a me thing but the way my skull is is like um the way it's manufactured so how do I don't know what camera to play to here but just imagine close your eyes do what you have to do. My head is built like a skating rink. So that right here on the top of my dome, right here on the back quadrant of the dome, it's high up. You see, then it goes down.

I could collect the water for a whole region that needs it. And then it just shoots back up. Tony Hawk would have his best performance if he put a skateboard right on top of my nugget. That's a fact. And right whenever, I call this the dip, right there where it declines, right there in the apex of my skull, how hard did I just stutter? You tell me. That's the spot. You just rub right there, I'm collapsing. I'll drool. I lose all motor functions. If you're watching the podcast last week, you know I went to an AAU tournament. And if you think about it, AAU

basketball is absolutely insane. The functionality of AAU basketball is just nuts. The fact that we have children, growing children, playing like six games a day, how are their knees not obliterated? And I don't know why I'm acting like I wasn't involved in that, but the amount of pressure that we're putting on our bodies at such a young age. We will wake up at 8 a.m., play a game. Oh, we got another one at 12. Don't you worry about that. Oh, you thought you were done. Absolutely not. We got another game at 6 p.m.

Oh, go ahead and go to your hotel room. Get a rest. We're waking up at 8 a.m. again. You got another game. The amount of pressure that we put on our bodies as AAU basketball players was absolutely insane. And hygiene for AAU is just disgusting. We're walking around all day in the same tights, jerseys, undershirts that we've been sweating in for the past 13 hours. No shower, no time to do that because we're just going back to back to back to back games. That is disgusting if you think about it. Also, the crazy thing about AAU basketball is AAU parents. They might be the worst human beings on the planet. I was at this AAU basketball tournament and I was just going

through the gym watching different games because I'm a fan of basketball and on one court there was just an abundance of parents supporting their children. I'm all for that. That's what you're supposed to do as a parent. Good job but this is where you messed up. I was watching the game and all of a sudden the parents in the middle section of the game started to say a chant for their team. Hold on, that's not the bad part. These kids are at least 16 years old. They are competing for a college scholarship and the chant that I heard is absolutely not okay on any occasion at all. I saw these parents stand up as a collective and start to chant, put your hand in his face. Don't give him no space. Put your hand in his face. Don't give him no space. Absolutely not. We're going to stop doing that right now.

These kids are 16. We're not cheerleaders. We're here to support. Where did y'all practice that at? Did y'all get together in a meeting in your Suburbans, go down, get some wine and cheese and start to think of chants to say to our 16-year-old kids while we have college scouts on the baseline, that's not okay. We need to stop doing that. Also, they didn't just stop at that chant. They began to say, we already won because we just play for fun. We already won because we just play for fun.

Stop it now. Absolutely not. We're never, ever going to allow that. Your kids are 16 years old. What made you think that that is okay? I understand your kid's about 6 years old, 8 years old. Yeah, you already won because you played for fun. You know why?

Because it doesn't matter. These kids are able to drive motor vehicles on the road in front of everybody. They're in front of college scouts trying to get thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars worth of scholarship to get a free education. And you're chanting chanting we already won because we play for fun you're wrong stop that's not okay I hate to be judgmental but I'm like where did we come to to decide as a collective of parents that we're going to start chanting that at a basketball game for 16 year olds. There was not one parent in that group that

objection. That's not okay. Everybody was like, nope, that's cool. We're going to do that. We're going to say that in front of everybody with no shame. You need to reevaluate what we're doing. You know what I'm saying? And the last thing on AAU basketball and how sick it is as a collective is that you can get blown out by 50 and then go run into the team that just embarrassed you in front of everybody at an Applebee's when you're just trying to enjoy cuisine with your family and friends. I don't want to see you. You just embarrassed me in front of college scouts. My pride is hurt. And now I see you enjoying rolls and a lobster biscuit right beside me. I don't want to see you. You just scored 50 more points than my team and now I'm supposed to look at you in booth A.

I don't like it. I don't want to see that happen. One of the main things you learn as an adult is what you like and what you don't like. I have began to learn a lot of things that I just don't like or don't mesh well with. One of the things I absolutely do not like and will not budge on is sitting outside to eat on a date. It won't happen. I don't want a side of bus exhaust with my mashed potatoes. I don't like it. We can sit inside in the air conditioning and have a great cuisine together. I don't want buses, people, cars, dogs right next to my platter whenever I'm trying to eat a meal.

I don't like it. If I see a bus coming near me whenever I'm eating, I'm not having a good time anymore. Have you ever smelled bus exhaust? Imagine that next to your french fries and your corn. It's a terrible time. We can sit inside and we can just look through the window on what the scenery is. I'm fine with it. Another thing I really don't mesh well with is public gyms. I was in my own quadrant of the gym doing my Bulgarian split squats and all of a

sudden I see a left ankle next to my zygomatic arch. I should never see a bare foot next to me. There was a man practicing Muay Thai while I was just trying to do Bulgarian split squats. Do you know how uncomfortable that is? There was a man kicking while I was trying to work out. Right next to me, bare toes. I saw every toe right next to me in my peripheral. That's not okay. I was uncomfortable. I don't do well with public gyms.

Another thing I don't like is water fountains. Water fountains are disgusting. What is that? Whenever you're trying to take a sip of water out of a water fountain, you're just getting backsplashed from people's drips of sips whenever you're trying to enjoy your hydration. If you're an adult and you're still drinking out of water fountains, you got to go brush your teeth immediately after you take that sip. You don't know what you just inhaled. That is disgusting. Also, I get flashbacks from when I was a kid

trying to drink out of the water fountain. People were standing behind me counting trying to monitor how long you're on the water fountain. What are we doing? Monitoring hydration. As an adult, if I were to still go to a water fountain, I can assure you that I'm still going to be like one, two, three, four, five, six because I'm scared that somebody's going to rip me off whenever I'm just trying to enjoy a liquid refreshment. Why are we monitoring hydration as kids? When did we learn that? And when was that acceptable in any school district in America? I know I'm not the only one that has that PTSD from trying to sip out of a water fountain and somebody's behind you counting and now they're yelling at you that you took too long and they're about to rip you off

the water fountain. Since when did we start monitoring hydration? I don't know if I'm alone on this, but driving with somebody else in the car is awkward 97% of the time. One of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm driving and there's a passenger in the car with me and we're at a red light and all of a sudden the light turns green and they feel the need to tell me, hey, the light just switched. You can go. I'm in control of this vehicle right now. I am the captain of this ship. I know whenever that light turns green I can go, I took the drivers test maybe three times. I am well aware that whenever that light turns green, that's my turn to accelerate.

I don't need you giving me instructions in my right ear. Thank you very much for your input though. Also whenever you're driving in the car with somebody and the music's at a loud octave and you're both enjoying the tunes together singing back and forth to each other and the other person messes up the lyrics that might be the most awkward situation on planet earth that we've ever seen because now what am I supposed to do you know that I know that you just messed up and now it's awkward you're trying to mumble through the rest of the verse and I'm still getting everything precisely perfect on how that artist wrote it and now I I got to try to match you

and find out where you're at and pretend like I didn't hear you. So I'm closing my eyes and still smiling. And you're checking me to see if I just caught your mistake. Oh, trust me. I caught your mistake. Now I'm uncomfortable because I don't want to make you feel bad for what you just did. I was there. It was awkward. Now we have to go through this together. And it's not always whenever I'm the driver. Sometimes when I'm in the passenger, things are awful. One time I got in this girl's car, I immediately sit down. I look at her dashboard. She has a police scanner sitting on the hood of her car.

Who are you? What are you running from? I would understand if this woman had a Hellcat, a Mustang, something fast that people like to drive various amounts of speed on the open road with. She had an 03 Honda Civic, oxidation on the hood, the left wheel was on its last breath. What are you hiding? Why do you need that police scanner right there? Where did you even get that equipment from?

Now I'm nervous on who I'm just riding in the car with right now. The worst type of people to get in the car with is people that like to impress you with how fast and how furious they can drive their vehicle. Hey, I just want to get there safe. I don't need you bobbing and weaving, doing a cone drill through these multiple vehicles on the open road to try to impress me. You know what will impress me? If I get to our destination in one solid piece, the same way I got into the car is the same way I want to get out of the car. Not you going 98 in a 54. I don't need to see what you are practicing on GTA and you want to take it into the real world. I'll be okay if you go under the speed limit, actually. I don't

know, man. These are just some things that I think of and I just have to get them out to you guys. And hopefully some of y'all can relate to me on this and I'm not feeling insane. For the second part of the podcast, honestly, guys, I don't know. This is the first time that I've shot the first half of the podcast before the second half of the podcast. So normally I have an idea when I'm shooting this part

of what we're gonna lead into. We haven't shot that second part yet because I'm like right after this, I'm getting in a car to drive to Oklahoma. And we're going to meet with a bunch of people there and we're going to record something. I hope it's good. I hope it's funny. If not, I'm sorry. You'll know before I do. So before we get into that, you know what time it is. It's time for our word from our friends at damn it there's no participation

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Now back to the podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. All right, we're back. Cam is back on the podcast. I know I said last time Cam's not going to be back. I came to Oklahoma. Cam's in Oklahoma. We actually have like a studio audience here.

Guys, make some noise. Woo! Ooh, ooh, ooh. You sounded like an animal being harmed. animal yeah i regret telling them to make noise but we are in oklahoma at the keep it 100 high school sports podcasting studio they're gracious enough for us to uh use their space and we're gonna we're gonna rock out huh we are let's do it let's get to it you know what i don't like in our old college basketball coach used to do this whenever we would pump up gas for road trips he would leave the car

on that is a death trap for anybody does anybody here do y'all keep the car on when y'all pump gas i turn it off for sure 100 if you do that serial killer vibes he would also so remember how we told you multiple tiktoks and on the podcast how he's very southern incasian so one of his rules for driving was the driver pumps the gas passenger this is how he said it to whoever's sitting in the passenger got to wash the windows he could literally say he would make so we took that juco in oklahoma no funding we took vans our charter bus broke down heater Heater didn't work, so now boom, we're in little white serial killer vans. So whoever sat in the passenger with him, they got the perks of the leg room, the AC directly on them, all that.

But as soon as it came time to stop, he said, man, you better get out and wash them windows. He'd literally say it just like that, and he was dead ass. You had to get out and wash the windows of this van. So just a little tidbit. I have another horror story from being inside of a car. And I was in Phoenix, Arizona doing a brand partnership. And I kind of talked about that in the last podcast. But I was in Arizona.

I was leaving the Suns Arena after we were done doing our events for the day. We had to call an Uber, get back to the hotel. That's the only way you can do that. Or get a bicycle. But we're not doing that. We call an Uber. Uber pulls up. We get inside. It's a only way you can do that. Or get a bicycle, but we're not doing that. We call an Uber. Uber pulls up. We get inside.

It's a nice man. He's gracious enough to all of us. He's saying hello. How you doing? We get in there. We sit down. We start going down the road. All of a sudden, stench starts to hit the nasal cavity.

We're like, that wasn't any of us. That's a foreign smell to us. We don't know where that came from, but that is a bodily odor that just came out of an orifice. And it wasn't us. It was the Uber driver. So we're like, oh, no, that smell is horrible. It was so bad, we had to announce it to the Uber driver. Like, hey, what is that?

Are you sure you didn't poop? This isn't enjoyable, and you're getting my money because of this ride. Something needs to change so as soon as we announced it to him i think it was a little bit embarrassment came through the body he was like oh no no he was like no no no no no don't worry about that nothing we're like we have to roll down a window we are suffocating inside of this hot box of bodily odor that you have created for us this environment is not safe for anybody so we try to roll the windows down in the back seat he turns on the child safety lock and he's

like no no windows no windows what are you doing are you liam neeson are we are you kidnapping us what's going on because why can't i roll down the window in your car so we're starting to get do you have a parrot in the back why can i not roll down your window we're starting to get angry we're like you have to let us do what we need to do to get oxygen or pull over in this right now drop me off what he decides to do is like don't roll down the windows I got something for you he reaches over into the glove department open something up grabs an incense puts it right there with a prindle is right there in the middle lights an incense what is a prindle a prindle y'all know what a prindle is y'all never watched zach and cody before what is a prindle no park reverse neutral driving alone okay okay okay okay okay okay go

yeah so he puts the incense on the prindle, lights a match inside of a moving vehicle. Do you know how nuts that is to have an open flame inside of a vehicle? It's also slightly impressive that I'm assuming he did all that with one hand. The other one has to be on the wheel. So to pull this out, strike a match, light the incense, and set it on the prindle, that's a real thing. This guy's talented. He was doing a little knee operation, too. He was fumbling with the knees on the wheelindle that's a real thing this guy's talented he was doing a little knee operation too he was he was fumbling with the knees on the wheel that makes sense i don't know

if you've smelt an incense before it starts it smells like cheese like so now we're getting bodily odors probably from the rear division and now i'm getting cheese with smoke not allowed to roll down the window this is a a nightmare of an Uber trip. It was like top tier worst Uber experience. It was one of those once we got to the hotel, we didn't speak words to each other. We didn't say anything. It was just hard. Yeah, we went through an experience.

Clean yourself because you need to bathe after that experience and go to bed. We just pray that tomorrow is better than what today was. We had to order Epsom salt so we could soak. That so bad yeah that was the uh the worst uber driver situation ever and i and i'm more of a lyft guy you know i'm saying i've stayed away from that app but um we also had an uh another horror story back at our old juco there was a uh oh i'm trying to how do i say this there We had an experience with a haunted exotic gentleman's club. Oh my, okay. Okay, let me set the setting for you.

So again, if y'all have heard it too much, Juco in Oklahoma, there's nothing. There's grass and that's about it. There's nothing. So we had to go 15 minutes out the way to go to this gas station and that was our gas station we always went to before we went into the city or even smaller cities where there's some forms of entertainment and every time we went there there's this very small like red shack across the road there's no windows there's no signs there's no billboards you don't know what it is you don't know if it's vacant but sometimes there's

cars out there so we're like okay obviously like something there's an operation it's operational like there's something going on i have no clue what it is so one time we have a little more time on our hands one day you know budgeted that correctly had an extra minute to spare so payton being payton very curious hey you think we should go over there you feel like what is that I was like I don't want to I don't know what that is there's if I don't like to go in something if I don't know what it is so him convincing me let's go over there let's find out what it is so we go over there and I'm you got you got the rest because this was really a him thing but so we pull up to this haunted abandoned warehouse of a shack that we didn't

know what it was by the way like probably half the size of like an average normal like one-story house like a small little pure red shack no windows yeah there's no way they had sufficient plumbing in that building because there's no room for that there's no room for pipes in there no but we pull up and as we start to get to the front door there's a man outside of the front door shirtless with a leather vest on belly out large man large man sasquatch type almost large man like viking leather i don't think y'all heard him leather vest shirtless opens the door that's the first thing we see it would so automatically i'm caught off guard i don't know what portal i'm entering once i go through these doors yeah it's so he gives us like a like a weird like check up

and down trying to figure out our vibe doesn't know if we're police officers doesn't know if we're here on a sting operations like you're going to again exactly he's like you're not a regular here what are you doing but he was gracious enough for some reason to allow us to enter the shack just props the door open just opens still no words were said he didn't speak an english word to us it was all facial expressions eyes open door as as i walk in all i see is some men on sofas sitting, looking at a stage. As my eyes go up to the stage, I see a woman. Unbelievable.

I would say at least 53. 53 years old, wearing short, short denim shorts. A little bit of cuts on the leg, a lot of bruises. You can tell she's seasoned. She's been around. She's not afraid of the outside. She fell off a scooter oh okay yeah to put it easy a bunch of bump scars bruises on the legs denim short shorts boots on yeah and a

hoodie the hoodie was over her head yeah all i see is this stringy blonde hair with a hoodie i don't like what i'm seeing and the music in there it was like somebody put their iphone in a red solo cup and it was just like there was no loud noise like a corner in a different quadrant and it was just like echoing toward the direction of the door it was unbelievable but as soon as we notice them they notice us there's a man that's sitting in the sofa liking to cheat he's watching the woman in the denim on the stage doing whatever she's doing God only knows he's facing away from us but as soon as he hears us come in he goes damn it we're like 180 walk out start car never go back. What did we do to upset that man once we walked into his establishment?

Do you know how nuts that is to just turn around, slam something, and say damn it to strangers? It's like the light from outside disrupted the performance, and it just ruined his evening, and he was triggered, I guess. It was unbelievable. I think the moral of the story is just leave those places alone. Don't go into a building if it doesn't say what it is. Just ruined his evening, and he was triggered, I guess. It was unbelievable. I think the moral of the story is just like, leave those places alone. Don't go into a building if it doesn't say what it is. Yeah, there's no sign.

It's not for you. I'll leave you with that. But since this is a good storytelling podcast, and we're in a different state, we got our friend Calvin. Calvin's your teammate. My teammate, good friend, funny guy, Calvin Allen. He'll be joining us. And so I think he has some cool stories for us. So let's get Calvin on the pod. All right. So this right here, ladies and gentlemen, one and only Calvin Allen. This is my really good friend, teammate. Met him a couple of years ago. He's a great guy. Very funny stories over the years that

I've heard this man tell. So I think it's safe to say that he has a unique uh childhood and I'm gonna let him go ahead and spill off a couple stories about how his childhood and more than likely your childhood just not really on par with each other so yeah I haven't heard these stories so I'm excited to hear it yeah it's so if you was born before 2007 you should know about whoopings or spankings or whiffings or whatever Just know when I was a kid my mom and dad would put me in situations where they wanted to whoop me I guess Because there's no way a kid my age would be able to go through with it Yeah, yeah, like it's just you're gonna fail

You're gonna fail? It's just like right here I'm a little nervous even telling them I love you mom it's just you're gonna fail but anyway like back in the day she was trying to teach me and my twin brother we was probably about seven or eight stay home alone because it's about that time about that time yeah so she she gave us a briefing about what to do and what not to do. Briefing? Briefing. So basically just don't do anything she wouldn't do with me not being there. And basically don't answer the door for nobody. I don't care who it is. Don't answer nobody.

So that's pretty simple. You know what I mean? Simple rules. But you are seven or eight years old. So there's wiggle room for understanding right there. It's a little gray area right there. Yeah, a little gray. So about two weeks later, I didn't know this yeah a little gray so about two weeks later

i didn't know this was the actual test so i had been studying two weeks later my mom said i'm about 15 20 minutes and me and my brother probably back there playing wwe so she leaves so we plan five minutes into her leaving, I hear a knock. Knock, knock, knock. In my head, I'm saying, Mom said don't answer the door. I'm not going to think about going to the door. Not even a chance. But a couple minutes later, a second knock.

Then, like, at that point, I'm a kid. So my imagination started running wild. Yeah. Like, I'm thinking about all the pros and cons of what could be at the door. A con would be me and my brother get kidnapped. Yeah, I'm thinking about pros and cons at the door Come would be my brother kidnap Ice cream is knocking on They not again, I'm going to door

Come on minutes. go by not not I was the door I had to open it how to see who was open it it wasn't ice cream and I was my mom with a belt oh that's not even the story I was gonna get you that leads into my next story that's my sister probably about three years later, she's younger than me. So she's about the same age at this time that you were? Yes. And now you've already been through the trials and tribulations. Basically, I walk so she can run. Yeah, exactly.

You know what I mean? Exactly. So about three years later, my mom told me, my brother, I'm going to do the same thing to your sister. Don't tell her anything. You know me, being a great big brother. Great big brother. I love her. You gave her her briefing. She was so gullible. I don't tell her anything you know me being a great brother great big brother i loved her so you gave her her briefing she was so gullible i had to tell her mom gonna do this don't answer the door like just stay in your room and do what she was doing before right

she agreed to it so this is not even two weeks later this is a day later a day later my mom said she was going to the store she told me and my brother specifically not to say nothing to her okay let's see how she racked and a little backstory behind this me and my sister got different dads like she she hasn't seen her dad in about three four years at this point okay so my mom leaves and goes to the store five minutes later knock knock she goes right to the door hey listen nothing else is she already failed the. I'm trying to see how bad it is. She says, who is this? And my mom, no kidding, in a manly voice says, it's your dad.

My little sister jumped up, screamed, opened the door. Was there a dad? No. My mom was like, what the fuck? That's so fucked up. She said, my mom was like. At that point, like. He said she got straight to it. My mom was to it super shiesty for that like i wasn't talking my worst enemy like yeah so you're dead yeah oh my gosh opens it up to a whooping that is that is tough oh my gosh bro tell what is that one you said about your dad that one time with the uh

like how he would uh you know what i'm talking about how he did it without yeah yeah yeah so basically growing up you know my dad is my hero like i love everything about him so but like he was a police officer when i was younger so his schedule is different from mine so i would see my dad i won't see him a lot during the week yeah i only see him in the morning because he worked nine like like, six. So I'll see him right before I go to school. Mm-hmm. I wake him up, give him a hug and kiss, out the door. Mm-hmm.

But my dad had a strategy. Look at his face. Kind of like, you know how you have nine weeks in school? Yeah, like. My dad would get nine weeks butt whoopings. Like, no kid I would wake up in the morning, all happy and stuff, me and my siblings, about to go to school, give my dad a kiss.

He said, he'd wake up, he said, I'm whooping your butt tonight. It's okay. So what do you mean by that? Why? What did I do? Just imagine being seven or eight, and you know you're gonna whoop it all day. Yeah. Recess isn't fun. You can't pay attention to anything cafeteria food doesn't taste

good at that point colors are gray so I get on the bus I'm already down my friends trying to talk to me you're saying man today's not the day by the time you get to school recess recess comes, you forget all about it. Yeah. So imagine coming home. When you get home, open the door to your house, you start thinking about it.

You immediately remember, yeah. But my dad don't get home until late, so I go through all my day doing my homework and stuff. So my dad

would come home about 7 or 8 o'clock. Nothing, act like nothing was, everything was normal. So we'd eat dinner together and stuff the night go by we go to bed he lays down all you hear is a hallway light switch up all you jingle jingle jingles a little bit building his hand ready to whip everybody

for nothing like he was tell us so yeah what was he would tell us he was whooping us for the stuff he called us doing and the stuff he didn't catch during that time so i know something went on that i didn't he's like i know y'all did something behind my back and this is just this is your allowance so to say my thing is like at that point like it's been months or weeks before i even did anything bad. Yeah. Like, all right, at least you don't know. Yeah. Bro, your dad was giving out quarterly ass whoopings. A premeditated ass whooping is nuts. Just to keep y'all in check. Honestly, some might say crazy.

That might be top-tier parenting, though. You know what? You try that. We'll be back in a couple seconds. Oh, shit. Bro, that's hilarious. Did y'all ever get like publicly like um punished i want to say that instead like what you know what i'm saying like

one time like i got a seat on my report card or something like that this is middle of baseball season i'm not a baseball my mom Larry made me a sign on my shirt in the baseball game saying I will play tonight but I can't make good grades have to wear it in front of it's like I didn't even feel like I still pass like worst part is like all the kids walk by you laughing and pointing all the parents asking you why you don't like you're not keeping with your grades like you're not my parents yeah yeah don't talk don't small talk you gotta like no like your mom went to the mall and like you had to get something to screen press she

customized the shirt it said to prove something to you like exactly My god bad decision Another to this probably went about six or seven mm-hmm. You know all kids like candy when they go to store. Yeah, so basically We go to the gas station. I have my mom for skittles. She said no so me being a Devious kid, put them in my pocket. So I stole a whoopie doo. We got home. I'm stupid. My mom go to her room.

I sneak in the bathroom. She hear me with the rappers. Come in. Bust me out. She said, did you steal those? Yes, ma'am. Blah, blah, blah. She made me put on an orange suit.

Not even an orange suit like a orange shirt and orange shorts made me stand out I'm a kid so I believe anything she made me stand outside I said the police come to get you I was out there for 30 minutes crying out crying everything I'm banging the door let me back in I'm sorry I won't do it again beyond scared straight, my gosh. I'm going to steal again. That's genius.

Yeah, that is a really good idea. That's hilarious. The t-shirt is nuts. I can't get over it. That's wild. That's wild. I never got over it. Yeah, like, gee, that's dedication.

I know you probably don't have any of those stories. I was literally going to say, mine's probably reverse. One time, love my mom to death. She's a saint. But she tried to, to like give me a whooping and it was it was so soft and unpainful that i had to like just for it to end and leave her with some pride i had to fake it and i like i mean it literally was probably like you know this this hurts me more than you oh lisa yeah and if y'all if my mom is a saint like

just one of the nicest you know women on earth but i i legit was like straight face just like i'm not even feeling this and it was to the point where i was like i'm just gonna end this for her and i was just like okay i'm sorry i started faking it yes yeah we're all gonna get phone calls from our parents after this airs. It's all good. That was a great story. Great stories. Appreciate you, Calvin.

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