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I sprained my finger on your knee You have strong knee syndrome I have a good leg Anybody told you that? You got good knees? I have three great legs I know about one of them You don't know about one of them.

You don't know about the two that walk, though. Hello. Dirty, naughty, nasty. It's my turn to make the joke. You want to? No, God, no. You think you could out-nasty me? No. You are a gross creature.

I could not out-nasty you. Only when it comes to you, though. Only when it what to me? When it comes to you. Come on. I have two but two. No, no, no. But yours are too obvious.

Mine are subtle and sexy described by the heart what were two words to describe me subtle and sexy long dirty i'm not dirty you're dirty what do i do honestly i'm not that dirty you're very dirty we've had this debate so was that your that's your phone i'm a professional oh my amazing loving sister texted me that's your that was your wife no that was the picture of my wife which is my home screen my sister text you don't have a contact picture for your sister no one gets contact pictures when they text your phone when it's locked you just get the little baby oh i thought there was a call because you muted it i muted it so another text tone wouldn't come speaking of maybe two words

could be illogical and dumb that was that's bit much. That's rude and inconsiderate. That was me. A little racist. No, that was not racist. Wizard Kelly. No, okay. I was on TikTok Live, right? You were.

And you said one of the words to describe me would be dirty. Dirty. They called me dirty on TikTok Live. You want to know why they called me dirty? Why? Because I was telling them how I dry off in the shower. Can you tell me how you dry off? Start from your head to your toe.

Or just give me your full regime. Okay, this is a great topic. Great topic. Because I'm going to give people a gym that they can take with them, take home, and use. Okay. You, this one towel thing. No, it's not even about that. Just how you dry your body.

That's all I'm asking. Face first. Okay. You do the face first so you never have to retouch it. Right. Face first and you damp. You pat. You pat. It's your ear to the skin. I irritate the skin.

Pat face. Get the beard so it stops dripping. Then I go to my hair. Yep. Yep. Yep. Then I start shoulders. Shoulder. Make all the way down. Do I have to tell every part? I just want to know. Honestly, I want to know about your crotch. How do you do your crotch? It's pretty strange.

Tell me how you dry your crotch. Oh my god. I want to know how you dry your crotch. It's getting hot in here. It's starting to sweat. And I want you to be honest. This is about vulnerability. I'll be super vulnerable. It's a usual podcast. Shoulder, get the arm. Shoulder, get the arm. Chest, get the sides of the body. I whip that thing around like a cape, like I'm Zorro.

Get the back. So now it's time for the crotch, right? Now it's time for the crotch right that's i do a quick mangle just just wait so you grab your with a towel okay so you're grabbing i go webbing webbing yeah hold johnson will you dry your actual unit wait so you you put it on a platter you go like no no no i'm not sitting there rubbing it getting it warm because mine's never that wet no how are you bathing you are a back to the water type of guy aren't you no. I'm not sitting there rubbing and getting it warm and ready. Because mine's never that wet. No. How are you bathing? You are a back-to-the-water type of guy, aren't you? No, no.

I'm a rotisserie chicken. I sit there and I drown. I'm just taking water right to my face. No, but I'm saying, but whenever I get out, there's never driplets coming from my unit. It doesn't drip drop. That's small. It doesn't shrink that much. It's very cold in there.

I take cold showers. Okay, so I don't take cold showers, but he's just shy. I see myself in the mirror. I don't showers. Okay, so. I don't take cold showers, but he's just shy. I see myself in the mirror. I don't want to do this, but I'm going to. Being vulnerable, after I do that, I take it. I do a couple whips. Whips? You whip your Johnson? I do a couple whips. Like that? You're

waking him up? Not striking him for pleasure. I take the towel and I go. You're beating your. It works. It gets a good. That's not straight. It's a little irritated out there. No,

really not happy that that's how you decided to start this. Cause I'm being honest. I didn't know that lives walked in little irritated after, no? I'm really not happy that that's how you decided to start this, because I'm being dead honest. I didn't know that. Liv's walked in on it a couple times. A couple whips. I'm like, mind your business. You do not see anything, but I whip it. Okay, that might be weirder than mine.

Whip it. Whip it real good. I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth. Oh, shout out, Willow. Shout out. She makes good songs now. What's the song she made like two years ago that went dumb viral?

On TikTok? Yes. It's like an earthy song. It was like sitting outside with your friends. Can I tell you about what... I dry my crotch. How do you dry your genitalia?

And I got ridiculed for it and I don't think it's appropriate. I don't think it's right. I don't think it's of God for how they treated me. Okay. I'll let you know if they were fair

on what they said. Huh? I'm not... I think I've had a stroke. I'm not going to lie. I think I'm so embarrassed that I just told the world that. You got to change that. It's going to be a crazy episode. You got to change that.

That is a routine. No, but I do a variation of that. Less aggressive. I don't hurt myself. I'm not whipping downward, just striking. I take the towel, I flick it outward to where it gets a parallel line. And you don't catch? You just let it run.

I re-go under, run it, gets the sack. A couple rinse repeats. That's strange. What I do is I floss. I'm a flosser. I'll grab one end on the front. I'm like this. I get my webbing.

Webbing because I have irritated webbing syndrome. Because you floss. It's like raw meat. It's because you floss. You ever you ever got a scab yeah you ever had an open scab you have scabs on your crotch okay that sounds crazy oh my god it's dirty dirty see you are dirty you're a crotch scab no but it's a scab crotch it's just sensitive skin it's like exposure like if the wind hits it it's gonna burn but you need vaseline you need arm uh uh arm and hammer johnson and johnson so i go like this and i get my webbing i get this side of the webbing and then i'll go right through the crack i've okay that you what

were you about to say before you stop yourself no say no i. No, say it. No, I can't. You have shit stains. No, it's itchy, though. A little blood. No, I'm kidding. That's too far. It was a joke. Okay, now we know why you have to use a different towel every time. I've never, I can honestly say I don't think I've ever once thoroughly dried my ass. Ever. Oh, and that's not good. You got mud butt. No, no, no.

You have mud towels. Mine's dry. You have mud towels. Towels are supposed to be dirty. That's what the point is. And it's not dirty. You got mud butt. No, no, no. You have mud towels. No, mine's dry. You have mud towels. Towels are supposed to be dirty. That's what the point is. And it's not dirty. I just wash my ass. But you're getting in the cracks. Do you open up in the shower?

Have we talked about that? To wash your butt. Do you grab cheek and open up and let that, you get a little water? You're like a little dolphin. I could go right out. It's like a trick. I could be in a circus. You're hitting an offensive lineman. You're hitting an offense alignment. You're hitting a three-point stance.

No, no, no, no. My hand's not on the ground. Oh, 100% like that's form. You have to. How do you wash your butt? I throw one leg up. I take the microfiber plastic, whatever. But how do you wash the soap out?

Water. How do you get the water in there i turn i just turn my back i let the water trickle down my nice rumps oh that's not good you're not getting it you have leftovers you have leftovers wait does your asshole get scabs or it is mine okay i don't say i get scabby butts does your web is your webbing irritated yes you're webbing the same skin of a newborn? That's where I need to go to my dermatologist. It has nothing to do with my... You just made me think of a terrifying image. What?

Imagine the poor bastard that sees your name. We got a Peyton Harden here. Yeah, he goes, so what's wrong with your skin? You go, all right, doc. So I got it. And you just went about with it. 100%. I plan on doing it soon.

I have no problem with that. If you go to a dermatologist for your crack and your webs. Yo, isn't it crazy? Like, back in basketball, right, we'd have to get physicals. Doesn't it suck that every time you drop your draws for a physical, it's the most nastiest you've ever looked down there? Bro, it's so bad. Like, when did I get hair?

It's that, and it's like, come on. And it's all smushed together. I don't want to go out sad, man. It's like, this isn't me. I literally want to tell the doctor, like, this isn like, come on. Like, just a little. And it's all smushed together. I don't want to go out sad, man. It's like, this isn't me. I literally want to tell the doctor, like, this isn't my full form. That's why I don't go to doctors anymore. I don't go to doctors or dentists because everybody's attractive now. Oh, my God.

When did everybody get attractive? I thought you meant you were getting Craigslist. You're getting a Craigslist physical. Oh, no, I'll do that for my prostate, though. Anybody can. $10. I'll give you $10. You poke around in there, see what you find.

You're already getting prostates? No, so when the time comes. Oh, so another 15 years. Yeah. Are you weird about that? Whenever your prostate exam comes? I don't want anyone in my butthole. I have no problem.

Figure me out. Tell me something about me that I don't know. Will you make conversation? Because you're on your side, right? You're on your side. That's how it happens. How do you know that i'm a grown-ass man i don't know that you don't know much about shit no how do you know that i feel like we could pull we could pull all our friends they could not tell i think i'm more educated on the body than you are you're a creep no what oh my god i look at prostate videos how do you know that my dad's my dad's had it done

you're i'm closer i guess in that way we talk about more like that i guess my dad's a yid but man put a knuckle in there i'm on the side and got felt the whole digit i said damn brian get out of here no but i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna talk to my dog he's gonna be like all right just breathe in you can go all right through the butt he's i was gonna make a wild joke but this is getting explicit quick how do we always talk about ass poop webbing sphinx yeah it's bad but how was your week bubba i feel like i'm about to throw up like i just i genuinely feel like i'm gonna throw up it's so hot you're sipping a coffee you're a sip it's a forbidden drink too it's the forbidden coffee it's hot and you're sipping a coffee. It's the forbidden drink too. It's the forbidden coffee.

It's hot as piss in here. I had a Red Bull before. So how was your week, Bubba? What'd you do? We don't look the same. What does that mean? I don't think you're Cam. Bro, that's his third time today.

He said my legs look whiter. I'm walking different. Now I don't look the same. No, your legs look like you have an illness when you got in my car. No, I have one bruise. No, but you have bumps and shit that I've never seen. I have good legs. I guess I've never looked at your legs.

That's a great PMO. How was your week, Bubba? What did you do? My week was good. We shot Pierce's, intern Pierce's Day in the Life. Nice. That was a hell of a day. And now, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah, so Patreon members, go over to Patreon if you want to see that. Intern Pierce's Day in the Life, installment three of that. Yes, sir. We, um, What did we do? We did something. Oh, hell. Well, we went to the – I don't want to spoil it. We went to his game.

That's not a spoil. Yeah, okay. So Pierce is a commentator for a minor league baseball team. We went to his game. That was fun. You're talking about one day. What did you do this week? Not much outside of that.

We lifted. I watched a lot of playoff basketball. Cool. So fun. Good job. That's called a camp segment. You always do this. I watched a lot of playoff basketball. Cool. So fun. Good job. That's called a camp segment. Bro, you always do this. I don't know how to answer it.

Bro, you get a week every week to prepare. You know I'm going to ask you every week. Now that's valid. Take some notes. That's valid. Or do more with your life. I don't know why I don't do that. That's very valid.

I walked Ruby. God, you're boring. What did you do this week? I went to go see the Challengers movie with Zendaya. Zendaya, you cop-out bitch. That's what I did. You're a damn con artist. That's what I did.

Oh. Oh. You're so good. I'm good at telling what I did this week? Oh, you're so good. I went to go see the Challengers movie four days before it came out. Yeah, how does that work? I guess I'm Hemington.

How did you get in? Zendaya called me. She called me and said, pay to... Sorry. What'd you say back? I love you. Good man. I did you get into it? Zendaya called me. She called me and said, pay it up. Sorry. What'd you say back? I love you. Good man.

I would like to bear children. Good man. I would love to court you. I'd love to court you. Actually, I don't. Because she has Spider-Man. I have Olivia. No one was talking about you. That's true.

I was talking about me. Batman. Cool. So she has Spider-Man and I know I'm never going to be Spider-Man. I'm not Spider-Man. I can never compete with Spider-Man. You're definitely better than Tom Holland at what life? He's better at literally every aspect of life he's nicer than me noise yeah, I bet he's not more charitable

Well, he has more to be charitable. He's more money than me. Okay? He's more successful than me. Okay, you're naming very you're naming specific things. I can name things You're you're better looking no, I don't think so. You need growth. You're better looking. You think so? Poll 100 women. They're picking you over Tom Holland.

If they don't know Tom Holland, like if they say they put Tom Holland's face on another guy's body and somehow they're like, oh, that's not Tom Holland. They'd pick you. I think I'm the stereotypical look. You're a beautiful light-skinned werewolf with a scruffy beard.

I think I'm a stereotypical face of a category of somebody's type and I think he's the other side of that. A stereotypical look for somebody else's type. And they'd pick you. It depends on your type, that's what I'm saying. But the world's getting mixed.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. But I went to the Challengers movie. One of the best movies. This is not an ad. He was raving about that. It is one of the best movies I've seen in the last decade. Give me like a 20 second, not a rundown. I can't.'t no i'm saying why is it so good like tell me about it without telling cinematography okay on point acting insane who else who's who's like i don't know their names but they're fantastic i i just i personally don't know i don't know enough to say that

but they're fantastic actors the writing is good the the way that they webbed that story together it's beautiful like everything has a purpose i love a good movie it's so good and it literally it pulled an emotion out of me that's what the thing like not sad or anything like that but it just made me feel something you love life yeah and just the shots like i i audibly said in that theater like three times i was like wow that's insane like the shots in that movie what that's weird that's lame i mean i'm a movie nerd though i'm a movie someone's probably like yo shut the fuck up no god the angle right there man the down lighting so that's perfect there's like who are you well i didn't say it loud i just flip out a notebook you're like i used to take movies and notes notes and movies i used to take notes and movies all the time.

You were destined for greatness. My first YouTube channel, or my second YouTube channel I ever made was a movie review channel, but I couldn't afford to go to that many movies. And I couldn't get in a rated R movie, so my spectrum was very low. We're not skipping over that. What? You used to jot notes in movies? In movies, yeah.

About what? I'd be like, act one. Slow. I'd be like, act one, slow. I'd be like, you thought you were IMDB. I'd be like, dialogue, weak. You were Rotten Tomatoes. You wanted to be Rotten Cucumber. I made a Rotten Tomatoes account. It was under an anonymous alias.

Because it was like critic score and then audience score, I would always be in the comments. I was the Karen of movies for a little bit. God, I love movies. Oh my God, you know what I did? What? I made an account on Rap Genius, and I went in there. Of course you did.

I made an account on Rap Genius, went in there and highlighted bars from songs that I like, and gave the explanation on the side, and was just waiting to get upvoted. Were you ever right? Yeah. Did you ever get upvoted? A couple times. What songs? Do you remember?

No, it was a long time. It was obviously a lot of Eminem. But you know what i think you did what i think you went and googled it before you oh definitely so it wasn't your brain that was figuring out the bar you just wanted to be the first one i wasn't that smart okay i definitely knew that yeah but i bring up the movie thing i bring up the movie thing because i think it's very weird that people do this and i need to know what you think about it right movie etiquette movie etiquette but i think it's very very strange i've never thought about it until I went to the movies this week. Okay. I think it is

very strange when people dress up to go to the movies. Weird behavior. You know what I mean? Weird behavior. Why you got on denim and jewelry? It's not October... Oh. No, no, no. Not in that costume. You look good. I thought you meant like

cosplay. I don't want to go to a movie theater wearing tight denim jeans and a college shirt oh i second that but i damn sure don't want to go to a movie theater and then see bowser walking no i think that's cool as hell i think that's a part of the the aura of a movie is when people are so invested into the characters in the storyline is when they dress up so what would i look like if i went to watch return of the king and i was dressed like a woodland elf i would respect you a lot no that's the best part of going to like the star wars movies whenever they were coming out the avengers movies with people the spider-man movies with people i went when i went to the movies this week

they're re-releasing the spider-mans at theaters and a lot of people were dressed in like spider-man hoodies and shit that's even worse that's so cool it's not even a new movie i've done that we know exactly what's gonna happen i've done that so many times it's about the aura it's about the aura you don't have aura i'm just a lame ass guy but do you think that's weird dressing up to go to the theaters like dressing nice but you have to give them the benefit of the doubt what if they did something before like what if it was a whole date like a whole night date i understand dinner but if they simply left their house to the theater and back i'm in a hoodie, sweats, and slides. I want to be comfy.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. I'm not wearing no damn skinny jeans, a collared tee, a belt. A belt in a movie theater is crazy. That's criminal. It's crazy. There's no shot. I unbutton my pants in a theater. I don't know why I do this at theaters.

What do you do in the theaters? What do you mean? Why do you unbutton your pants? You get sexy in the Sky Lounge? No, no, no, no, no. Sky Lounge. You ever got nasty in a theater? No. Have you? My parents watch, man. I've been known to get

a couple smooches off. Why do I feel like you've done more than smooches? Oh, that's none of your business. Oh, but it's true. It's so true. Oh my god. I went to Frozen twice. Can't tell you the plot of that one. He said, who the hell's Olaf? No, you're a...

I was in a committed relationship in high school. Oh, okay. Well, then that's good. That's fine. As an adult, no, that's wrong. I would venture to say 90% of movies I've ever seen have been with other men. 90. Yeah.

Nine out of ten films. Well, you've never had love in your life except for your wife. Except for Olivia. You got your first glimpse and you held on to it forever. I'm about to let go. I'm kidding. I love you. Oh, my God.

I have to ask you. Okay. Just because I was thinking about it. We can get off next. People that bring blankets or props, like blankets and pillows. The person I was with at this movie at the Challers brought a blanket it was actually a ysk blanket had your face in my face oh my god i watched the movie without consent oh my god i've seen the movie you've seen it i know what happened yeah you're you're you're you're creature you're you're

you're animated self i think all that does is invite two things eyes to look at you and dirty things to happen that's all the that blanket means. Or warmth. It's not that cold. Oh, God. Wear a hoodie. Hoodie sweats. You go to broke people movie theaters. You go to movie theaters where flies in the sticky floors.

I go to movie theaters where they give you steak. You know what I mean? Where there's literally... You're in a T-bone at a movie theater. There's a guy with a walkie-talkie and his assignment for the evening is me. He goes, Mr. Harden. You'll see it sign. He has a napkin over his head okay what should we get into we invest in that in the movie theaters movie theaters are dying industry i know but like like top of the line like the whole theater

seats like 20 okay well like we literally bring like steak and red wine they have that no they don't yes they do that's one of the theaters I went to. Look me in my eyes and tell me you've had a 10-ounce steak cooked rare. I haven't. I haven't. Cooked rare is sick. That's sick. Cooked medium.

I haven't. I personally haven't. I only eat popcorn during the theaters. I think it's weird to have full lasagnas. There's no shot. You've been to a movie theater where the guy has a- I can tell you exactly who I was with, too. Mark Phillips.

He's the first time. He took me to one of those nice movie theaters and we watched avatar i immediately believe it yeah and i was like what is this and the bill was like 150 and i said i didn't participate did they bring your candy in like a glass i didn't get candy i don't get candy dude i'm not a candy guy i'm not a sweets guy but but but it was like lavender popcorn like you know what i mean like the butter is like a little silky i hate that shit that is gonna clog my arteries. Give me butter on butter. Now that I'm looking at you,

I just realized something. What is it? I've never seen your bottom teeth. I've never seen. Let me see. No. Let me see the bottom of your teeth. Is there something there? Is there teeth? Wait, open up. You're making me gag myself. How far can you go?

What? This is wild. Popsicle challenge? Finger challenge. Wait, could you hit the blue on a bomb pop? I honestly think without... I have bad gag reflex. I gag brushing my teeth.

See, I can go kind of far. I know, but... But then the gag kicks in. No, I've i gag brushing my teeth see i can go kind of far i know but but then the gag kicks in no i've never gag brushed my teeth that's why i don't brush my tongue i'll be in there but that's what i've noticed about you i've never seen the bottom of your teeth i don't know if i've seen yours either little buddy oh my goodness you just look like a stingray you looked like a like a fish do that again oh oh i have nasty time out did you say you're just a little if i if i push on my bottom retainer like that we talked about this we talked about this like a month ago i have a permanent retainer on one of our teeth. Can I please look over you?

No, no, no. It's bloody right now. I pushed too hard. If it's bloody, I'll literally shit myself. I'll get off. I will run off the set if this is bloody. I'm trying to push the blood out. Look.

Can you see the blood? I can taste it. Can you see it? No. No. Just a big wide ass. I can taste it. Can you see it? No. No. Just the big wide-ass stuff. Yo, your mouth

is a wonderland. What are we saying? Why are you so twisted? I don't know. It's so hot. I don't want to sit anymore. How much money would it take for you to lick my bottom retainer for 10 minutes straight? Like a

dog in a bowl. You you to lick my bottom retainer for 10 minutes straight? Like a dog in a bowl. You want me to lick the inside of your mouth for 10 minutes straight? Yeah, how much money? That would honestly take at least $20,000. But, CJ, CJ, mute this, but

you lose. Wait, but if that happens to you, can I get doubles? A double or nothing? That's guaranteed double. Run it up. A mil, an M. No, okay.

Let's see. To answer this, to keep my... To stay humble. I know my worth. To stay humble and realistic. Ten minutes straight of licking the backside of your bottom row of teeth with a retainer that it might bleed.

And there's a possibility of blood flow. You will bleed. I will bleed. I need, I would need, I'd need, I'd need two million dollars. Okay. I can't, I don't have that. I would need two million dollars. But, and, and whenever my mouth is open too long, I make noises.

I'll go, ha, the whole time you're doing it. So, I have a, I have a fake. Oh my, enough. You need a, you're doing it. So I have a fake... And I'll stroke you. Oh my... Enough! You need a release. You need a... Not me. Not me.

Not me in those damn... This blood was collecting. You have a nasty... You know, I have something that I saw. What? I saw something on Twitter. Good morning. It's not funny.

But then I researched and it became very funny very quickly. And I have to ask you. Ask me. I'm going to read a couple. There's historical last words. Famous last words. I'm going to give you a couple examples and then I have to ask you a question. Okay?

Spencer Percival said, Oh God, I've been murdered. And then he died. What a f***ing lesson. Wait, how did he die? Oh God, I've been murdered. Could you imagine yeah bro winston churchill said this right before suffering a fatal stroke i'm bored with it all that's what he said badass i'm bored with it all stroke die that's badass uh marie antonette marie antonette stepped on the foot of her executioner and quickly apologized.

These would end up being her last words before being beheaded. Sorry. Good God. During the French Revolution. I didn't do that on purpose. What the f***? Okay, one more, one more. I didn't do that on purpose.

One more. General John Sedwick. in a very ironic situation, these were Sedwick's last words before being shot under the eye by a Confederate sniper. Okay. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. And then he gets shot in the face. This is dark. No, dark's sick, but damn, it's not funny that these people are dying,

but it's just, come on. I don't know what they did. I have to know. Okay. What would be your famous last word? Okay, it depends on the scenario. Okay. Please tell me I'm around people.

We'll paint two different ones. Same around family and friends, hopefully. First one is very wholesome. Okay. An illness is struck. Yeah. You can't feel much pain. Yeah.

God, this is more than it. That's not wood at all. It's straight plastic. There's no wood around us. Okay okay you're in a hospital bed good morning family and friends i'm certainly there i'm holding your i'm holding one hand your mom's holding the other because god knows it's gonna be soon you don't think my dad's gonna be there you know he'll be in the back but so your parents family friends right doctor comes in? Doctor comes in. Everyone's crying. They say one last thing.

They say, sir, Mr. Harden. Yeah. It's time. Okay. We're going to unplug you. Okay. Insert you. What's your favorite?

I'm about to go, right? And then I'm like drifting off, right? I'll look up and look at everybody and I go like, wait, they're next? Wait, they're next? Wait, what? You sick bastard. I'm f***ing everybody up. Oh, my God. You're taking everyone with you. Everyone's going, wait a minute.

You go, no, let him stay longer. You just fall back. Oh, my God. Everyone's going to be like. That's the best answer I've ever heard. Oh, my God. Wait, they're next? That is genius. But then's going to be like. That's the best answer I've ever heard. Oh, my God. Wait, they're next? That is genius.

But then it has to be theatrical. You have to say, wait, they're next? Yeah. It can't be like a slow. It has to be like. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's going to be like, Peyton, what? Who?

Oh, my God. You are. I'm brilliant. You're on your dying breath. You're a marketing genius. You're a wizard. You're a wizard, Harry. Alright, another scenario.

You and me, we're fighting off pumas in a jungle. Basically, we've gone through about eight of them. We're very weak. We're cornered on a big ass tree. We can't leave. Two pumas looking at us. We look at each other. I'm scared of pumas. So it's you and me. It's both of our last words. They remind me of my mom. It's both of our last...

What? Pumas remind me of my mom. Why? It's you and me it's both they're my mom it's both of our last what pumas remind me of my mom why it's beautiful and black amen love your love your love your mom love your mom two pumas both sides we're both about to croak both of our last words okay what are you saying oh wait you're dying with me yeah oh i already know my answer i already know mine damn it because what it was gonna be if you were gonna be alive i to be like okay am i buried the money and because you're a little hungry ass would be like no we get hey plug him back in get him up get the two cc's i need him back i need him back i need that money okay you and me both gonna die two pumas they're walking we got about five seconds yeah i 100 and look at you and i go it's your fault that's what i said to you. I go, it's your fault. I don't know why I'm in a jungle fighting Pumas, but God and God alone knows that if that is real, it's your fault.

It's a scenario you've given us. Some quest. Some golden button out there that makes something. That's why we're there. I go, this is your fault. That's messed up. That's rude. Hey, we're both out of there.

Well, I'm going to leave you with anxiety. I messed up that's rude hey we're both we're out of there I'm gonna leave you with anxiety I forgive you leave me we're both leaving I know but let's just say I die a couple seconds before you so you say it but then you charge your pooma no no no yeah exactly exactly I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like I see the pooma charging at me they're coming at me like there's seconds away from me and you see they're about to attack me and one the one's coming after you is a little delayed okay so you know i'm about to go first okay i'll be like cam i never told you but me and live where is your mind at oh my god just die with some honor i never told you but me and live you get taken out i'd be the fuck? I'd get bit in the neck. You're a sick creep.

Yeah, that's bad. But I want to cause turmoil. But then I look up, last second, Liv's like, eh. She's like in a tree. That's so funny. I was hearing you talking, it started pissing me off. And one thing you say, I just randomly came up with in my mind. One thing that you say that absolutely irks me to my soul is whenever we end conversations

or I watch you end conversations with somebody else, you always say this and it pisses me off, especially when it's to me. This is hurting. I swear to God. I'm being dead ass. All right. You go, all right, be safe. That shit hurts me and it makes me so mad.

I take it as a threat. That's a... What? Like, who are you? What's going to happen to me? How can you possibly take that as a threat? Why are you telling me to be safe? That's one of those, because I want you to be safe.

From what? From the world. We live in a shitty, sucky world. Just say, have a good day. I don't give a shit if you have a good or bad day. I want you to be safe. What happens in my regular day life where I'm not safe and what is that gonna do what if you walk to your car you get stabbed in the liver so you're so what do you think happens the power of

your words what do you think is happening out there you think i'm gonna go put on a teflon or kevlar vest and walk around with the booby traps and set up like and make a fallout shelter because you told me to be safe after brunch okay i'm gonna start saying uh be what's that word be uh what was my saying wrong word be um vigilant vigilant be vigilant no it's weird say have a good day like a human i don't give it i want you to live i don't care if you have a bad day or something i want you to get to your house then the good or bad day is on you you want power i want you to be alive you You're like, I'm going to protect you. I'm not protecting shit.

I'm not Chris Kyle. Then just say have a good day. Which hits home more? All right, bro. Hey, have a good day. Yeah. All right, bro. Hey, be safe.

What are you trying to do? What do you mean? That's not a threat. That's a threat, bro. That makes me think you're trying to set me up. If I went like, okay, I'm going to Daffy's tell you and turn around. Okay. If I went like this.

All right, bro. Be safe. Yeah. You got to turn around okay if i went like this all right bro be safe yeah you gotta turn around okay all right bro be safe hey mother i ran a font that's like a test yeah that's like i'm with you i'm telling you to watch out there could be car burglars there could be crazy drivers there could be snakes and what am i supposed to do about that be safe you so you're telling people to be more vigilant yes be vigilant why do you think you have the power to say that to strangers just tell them you jackass you're not people to be more vigilant? Yes, be vigilant. Why do you think you have the power to say that to strangers? I know you, jackass! You're not a stranger.

But the reason I came up is because whenever you say it to fans, they need to understand. You're saying it to eight-year-olds, bro. What are they going to do? They got to be safe. Go hug your mom's leg. Don't look both ways before you cross the street. Be safe. Be safe.

I want you to survive. What's one thing? I'm going to start saying that. Hey, bro, survival. Okay, you see me have conversations with random people, right? Yes. What's one piece of advice you'd give me? Like, one thing you would give me.

Stop doing this shit. When I talk to people, I spread my legs and I dip my shoulders. Oh, my God. Okay, let's be a scenario. Every time. Give me a scenario. And I'll be the other. You be me. If it's a fan. If it be a scenario give me a scenario and i'll be the other you be me okay oh my god you're the guy from the podcast yeah what's up hey how's it what's your name uh stephanie stephanie thank you so much for watching yes that's awesome i really

love your podcast oh you do that okay but but which do you agree with me or do you agree with cam cam Cam You go Alright Okay Now Stephanie Asked for a picture Can I get a picture? Of course

Of course Let's do it Let's do it Yeah you can get in the middle Did that You hit this Or you go the other way I've never done that a day in my life.

There's 200 people that could submit images in the comments if that was a thing that could be that post. I'll give you $5,000 if one person could post a picture or put a picture on Instagram right now. Put a picture in the Discord or Instagram with him hitting this in your picture. With me ducking my shoulder and looking up like that. Like this. I've never done that a day in my goddamn life. You must have a podcast with somebody else because i've never done that you know this is funny yeah tell me what do i do you do like okay

is it fan okay is it it's a fan i want to re-answer for regular conversation but you answer mine first for a fan for regular conversation oh you answer mine for fan yeah so like i'm you yeah so come up to me i'm a fan oh my god y'all know no You gotta sing the hey And then they're like hit me with an oh, no way. Hit me with an oh, no way. You're the fans. Say oh, no way.

That's so funny. Hey, hey, hey. No way. I know, right? What the? That's such a house. I don't know what to say. Bro, I love y'all, but I don't know what to say sometimes. And then Cam says this shit every time. And y' say sometimes. And then Cam says this shit every time.

And y'all don't help. Cam says this shit every time we get stopped. They go, oh my God, I can't believe y'all are talking. Cam, Cam, Cam. Every time. Yeah, no one believes us. Cam just did this. Every f***ing time. Yeah, no one believes us. The couch is... Yeah, no one believes us.

We sit on the couch. That's so, so true. Y'all are so much taller than I thought. Yeah, nobody believes us. Those couches are deceiving. We're always sitting down. It's like ingrained in my head. Who would be who would beat who one-on-one in basketball?

Me right now, but back in our prime. I'm a walking teleprompter. I'm a script. I have a script. And then if the fan has a friend that doesn't know us, be like, oh, it's a podcast. Oh, it's called the You Should Know Podcast. Oh, what's it about? Oh, it's just us making fun of each other.

If you want to learn something. Hey, you have scripted answers too, though. You know you do. No, no, no. I just ruined a bunch of fans' experience for you because you said the same thing to everybody. I like to pretend. Every fan that comes up, you know I do this. I always call out one thing about them.

Their hat, their shoes, something. Yeah, that's nice. You're better to attention to detail than me i'm just i'm i'm looking in their soul trying to be vulnerable with them i know right i am loud bro oh my god i am dripping sweat i'm a walking script and there's one thing that you do whenever we're like in a public area. And you know, we can always tell when somebody recognizes us. Like every time we're out, we can tell if somebody recognizes us. And sometimes like I'm too anxious and I don't want to really talk to people or take pictures or nothing.

But if somebody comes up, we'll never say no. So I just try to avoid it at all costs if somebody even asks it. So I'll be like, all right, Cam, head down. Just do this. Cam, it's the worst. Cam will like literally go like this. Like, say somebody recognizes this camera recognizes us. Like, the camera's the fan.

And I'll be like, bro, just put your head down and keep walking. Cam will go like this. Bro, you be side-eyeing the phone. I'm like, bro, come on. And then as soon as I see that, I'm like, come on, Cam. And then I try to run away. And then all I hear is, oh, my God. And I'm like, come on, Cam. And then I try to run away. And then all I hear is, oh, my God. And I'm like, oh, God, Cam.

And all you hear is the blue. No, turn around. Turn around. All you hear is, oh, my God. Hey. Oh, I can't wait until this episode comes out and somebody comes up saying, I can't believe y'all are that tall. You're not going to know what to say.

Oh, my God. I'm going to know what to say. Oh my god. The You Should Know Podcast. No, I mean we love the fans. We absolutely love y'all. It comes to a point where we make our whenever we see each other talk to fans we're like analyzing each other.

We love y'all. We're just messing with each other. Don't take it too serious, brother. Don't take it too serious, brother. Don't take it too serious, brother. We love you and we love all you and you smell great. Tell me. Even though you smell great, scratch that.

I got something for you. I like when you have things for me. I want you to give it to me all. This is a hand-tailored would you rather. To me? For Peyton Stephen. So you think about me in your off time.

100%. I love when you do that. I happened to be naked and wet when I thought of it as well. Why did you call me? No, can't call you. Good morning. Good morning.

Here we go. Here we go. Would you rather live in one of those pimped out vans? I'm not talking like a sprinter. I'm talking like a Volkswagen van. You got to attach it to a vehicle. Yes. No, no, no.

Not like just a van. It can drive itself. You got the front seat. No one can ride with you. And everything in the back is gutted. You have cabinets. You have a little TV. You have a stove.

Pimped out. You have a stove. You don't use a stove. Why would you? I don't. But you have it. Okay. Pimped out van.

You live in there. That is your residence. Fine. But you have to move at least two states over every two weeks. Huh? For a calendar year. I'm not speaking algebra here. So every two weeks I have to move to a different state?

Two states over. Okay. So you can't go Texas or Oklahoma. You got to go like Texas to somewhere. I don't know geography like that, but keep going. Long drives. Every two weeks. Okay.

You're being attacked. You're being attacked. God, it's not your home. I smell like it, but God damn. It's still there. All right, keep going. All right. So you have to move every two weeks, two states away for a whole year.

Okay. Or you have to go in the woods and you have to camp in the woods, like OG camping, for three weeks straight. And then you can go back to your normal life. What do you think the answer is going to be? I think you hate both. I think I hate... You hate environment.

The wilderness, Kim? You see me fighting this bug right now? You think I'm going to stay in the woods where I can get attacked by an antler or something? An antler? What are the things with the bugs? Antlers are the ones with the nose. That's an anteater. Anteater.

An antler is the thing on a deer. You get what I'm saying. I got to cook fire. Let me bump it down. Two weeks. You want to move. In a van. Two hours I'm not staying in the woods, Cam.

You don't even like driving. I love driving. It's my depressive thing. Two states away. You like 12. You didn't drive to Colorado when we went. So every two weeks. Because I didn't have to. Every two weeks, you're having to hop in that

van and drive somewhere else, park it, and you're living there. And you're massive. You're going to be crammed in this little bullet van. Completely fine. For a year. Give me one benefit of staying in the woods. Because it's like a strength thing. You bite the bullet two weeks in the woods. I have nothing to prove to myself. You're back to your glorious three-story home.

You can stretch out. You can be butt-ass naked. If you're naked in that van, it's going to start to stink. You're back to your glorious three-story home. You can stretch out. You can be butt-ass naked. If you're naked in that van, it's going to start to stink. How long am I in the van for? A whole year. Oh, I'm fine with that. I'll make do. Bullshit.

Much rather, I would hate it, but I would have panic attacks. What would you do? I wouldn't sleep. Would you know how to camp in the woods? Hell no. Give me 30 minutes. I'm like this butt naked why are you always naked that's your defense just like i'm that's my anxious tic is is nudity okay but you i'm talking like top of the line tent you got a nice thermos i have to put up the tent, right? That bitch isn't getting put up, Cam. You see me trying to make an Ikea bed? Your bar cart has the handle that just can't go on. My desk over here. It's like this.

Everything you have just sinks down. Everything you own. So you're going to... That's the easiest way you've ever done. I think you are grossly underestimating that van. You are massive. You like to be able to do what you want to do when you want to do it. You like to walk outside and think. You like to go able to do what you want to do when you want to do it. You like to walk outside and think.

You like to go see Ruby. You're not seeing us. That's fine. Ouch. But it's much better than staying in the woods, Cam. I don't know how to make. I wouldn't live. Okay, you're making.

You're pissing me off. Cam, I would see a tree. Three nights. An extended weekend. A Friday and a Sunday. One night, yes. That's it. That's the most I could survive in the wilderness.

One night. I get so scared. I am terrified. What's my biggest fear can survive in the wilderness. One night. I get so scared. I am terrified. What's my biggest fear? Do you have any grit? No. There you go, Steve Harvey. That's my answer.

Buzz it in. Is it on the board? Yep. What are you talking about? What's my biggest fear? One of my biggest fears. Kodiak bears? No.

Open land. You do hate open land. I hate open land. Okay, but you're in a nice, tucked-off forest. Okay. What the fuck is a nice forest forest i'll make it even better okay the tent's already set up okay thermos is filled what's a thermos like what takes the temperature you filled it with the red goo oh my god thermometer thermos stat Red goo? Oh, my God. Thermometer. Thermostat. Thermostat is air conditioning.

Something you wouldn't have if you did your van. Matter of fact, I'll give you AC. It's pimped out. It's pimped out. Okay, guess what? I'm in my van. I can stop at a... You know how many quick trips I would go to? I could shower at the truck stops.

You're going to shower in a quick trip? I could shower wherever. What quick trips have you been to oh what's the what's the those are trucks those are loves loves lows low sales lumber loves getting shower in a load you're going to jail if you shower in a loser quick trip you're leaving in handcuffs you're leaving incarcerated you have incarcerated incarcerated that's where you die incarcerated i'm confused right now so help bring me here incarcerated you means you are a prisoner you're behind bars i actually don't know what you're talking about don't either incinerated maybe that's just you're gone you're nothing that's a little crazy

what were you what word were you just trying to conjure? I don't know. That's why I'm asking you, phone a friend. It had to be incinerated. I don't know what I was trying to say, but that was the easiest would-you-rather I've ever done. You have no... No.

You don't just... Grab them. You never just scream. You never just get a manly urge and just flex every muscle in your body and yell at yourself in the mirror. No, but I try to force a cry. And then I laugh at myself and I get real depressed. I'm like, that's what you look like?

I honestly, for your well-being, I think if you did a 72- hour technology wipe panic attack it'd be the scariest 72 hours you've ever lived I was just talking to somebody about that yesterday but it would help you once we start hiring

more people I'm gonna do that so I don't have to be checking analytics and looking at stuff all the time I'm going to can I please be at the first one 100%

I'll be so much happier can I please be at the first one no your first one's gonna be miserable no it's gonna be so good it starts on a Monday oh my god it'll be great it's gonna be It starts on a Monday? Oh, my God. That'll be great.

It's going to be. It starts on a Monday. I am depresso expresso on a Monday. Every Monday, he's like. Like, they don't like us anymore. Little rain clouds following you. Oh, my God. You know what we should do?

Uh-huh. Have you ever seen those things, like the quietest room in the world? Oh, my God. No, I don't like that. That's terrifying. Or the darkest room in the world? The darkest room. I start to.

I hallucinate on my own. You ever hallucinate in real time? No. I was last night. You hallucinate on your own. Last night, I could have sworn there was a moose in my room. I swear to God, you're going to think I'm lying. It was for like.4 seconds.

But I was like, moose. Oh, my God. He said, how'd you get here? Oh, never mind. A moose. Yeah. And you were sober yeah there's the there's the grand answer there's there's the there's the solution

you're a cop and you you lack grit bro come on do on. Do you? Okay. Let's break something down real quick. If we were dating, right, what would be our roles in the relationship? You would be. I was about to say that. Honestly, what do you think our roles would be? Our roles if we were dating. I feel like I taste a burger on my tongue right now. Something isn't right.

Something's going wrong in me. Something's not right. If we were dating. Hey, burger boy. Let me get my thought out. If we were dating, you would be a controlling, rude boyfriend. Would you cheat on me if we were dating? No, I don't cheat.

I don't believe in it. I don't condone it. I hate everyone that's ever cheated on me. Okay, but me and you though. I wouldn't cheat on you. I feel like you would go and cheat on me because you were looking for something I couldn't give you. I would definitely go to a therapist. It's because I would be so demanding on you.

Yes. And I wouldn't be loving. And you would go to someone else to look for that love. And you would cheat on me. You just said we're in a relationship. You would demand from me and not love me. No, I would love you, but I wouldn't give you comfort. Like, you couldn't tell me about your day.

If you had a bad day... I'm a physical touch type of guy. Oh, that's fine. I love physical touch. Words of affirmation? Touch me. Oh, my God. That's your worst one yet.

Words of affirmation. For you, yes. You are horrible at words of affirmation. If I love somebody, yes. So you don't love me. So you don't love me. No, I do. Different love.

Intimate love, I'm good. What would your role be if you had to answer? Oh my God. TJ. Mute it. You. Mute it. You are infected.

Your thoughts are warped. Oh my god. No bullshit? I would definitely be the one cooking and cleaning. 100% it's your job. You would have Oh. Oh.

Oh! Daddy comes home from work. We both be working. You just get to sit and crack a beer and watch some grown men in tights wrestle. Talk about WWE like that.

Acknowledge your term of duty? I would definitely cook and clean. Okay. You would have to be like, I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't trust you with security. You use a belt.

You use a belt. I have so many blades. You have a lot of blades. Wait, time out. I was thinking about CJ, our editor, because he's going to live with me. That is true. I was thinking about him. That's nice. He came over for a little bit, right? He stayed with me for like a day or two, right? Didn because he's going to live with me. That is true. I was thinking about him. That's nice.

He came over for a little bit, right? He stayed with me for like a day or two, right? Didn't he? Yeah. Right? Yes. It happened. That is factual.

I was talking to him. And I talk to you all the time. I've talked to you every day for like the last six, seven years. And so when you talk, it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, blah, blah, blah. So it's like, fuck him. You know what I mean?

But CJ, I listen to him, right? It's, it's a new voices. It's new thoughts coming at me. So it's interesting. It's, I was listening to your board with our relationship. It's so, and so he was, no, I'm just kidding. You make me warm and wet, sweat, wet, sweat, wet. Okay.

You make me sweat. Cause you make me anxious and wet, sweat, wet, sweat, wet. Okay. Good. Sweat, wet. Okay. You were thinking about like, cause hearing somebody else talk to me, words are crazy. and wet and sweat wet sweat wet okay good sweat wet okay you're thinking like because hearing somebody else talk to me words are crazy oh my words are insane deodorant what are you saying

think about the word deodorant deodorant what does that mean deodorant what does it mean what does it mean somebody named the stick of deodorant it's the thing that you wipe on you why they call it deodorant no clue i could tell you why because cj was saying stick of deodorant. It's the thing that you wipe on you. Why'd they call it deodorant? No clue. I can tell you. Why? Because CJ was saying I need a deodorant. And I said, what is deodorant? Like, why'd they call it deodorant?

It deodorizes something. Deodorant! No shit. No deodorant. No shit. So that's not a good thought I had. What? What? Whenever I had that biggest f***ing epiphany in my kitchen.

D as in get rid of, as in anti. Odorant. But you never thought, don't act like you thought about that before. It deodorized. Don't act like you thought about that before. It is a deodorant. But don't act like you thought about that before. You don't have to think about it.

Common knowledge. But you didn't know that. 100%. Then why did I answer it, you clown? Because you thought about that before. You don't have to think about it. Common knowledge. But you didn't know that. 100%. Then why did I answer it, you clown? Because you thought about it just now. And it took all of two seconds. Yeah, but you didn't know that's why they called it deodorant until I just said that. Yes, I did.

You would have had a better thought saying, why the hell is yellow called yellow? Now, that's a spooky scenario. I don't believe in colors. I think everybody sees colors differently. Like, my yellow is your red. We all call it the same thing. That's a color theory. Popular topic.

We can't open that box of worms. Don't put my tinfoil hat on. I'll get naked. Don't lick my areola on that one. I'll put a lollipop in and scream. I'll... Like, in my mouth. And run around naked and go...

No, that's... But, okay. But, like, grass. Why do they call it grass? See, now, those are things. That's insane. Deodorant's a shit example. Why do they call it... You deserve, now those are things. That's insane. Deodorant's a shit example.

Why do they call it... You deserve a... Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Did I just say that out loud? I did not mean that. I meant like a whooping. That's no...

Whooping and... It's the relative, the other one, but it's not... I gotta stop talking. I'm so sorry. To hell with words. You know what I thought of? And I saw this because it happened to us at the gym. Okay.

And this pissed me off. Okay. And I wasn't going to tell it to you right then and there, but oh my God, it made me so mad. What happened? I think people are out here and they literally lie about their relationships. What do you mean? Not single, married, together, man, woman, man, man, woman, woman. None of that shit.

Okay. Like friendships. I think people are having fake ass friendships. Why do you say that? Because a guy, we were at the gym, and a guy walked up to us and goes, yo, oh, do you not remember this? Oh, yeah. He said, oh, my bad.

I literally swore y'all were my friends from Colorado. Are you fucking kidding me? And he goes, didn't y'all play basketball at this and that? We played basketball, but not there. He goes, you look like so-and-so. That's a fake-ass friendship. That's not your friend. I've never been like, Peyton!

Yeah, and then tried to convince myself that that was Cam or Peyton. You don't know your own friend's face? That's insane to me. You don't know his own looks? That's bullshit. Wait. Speaking of fake friendships, how quick would you recover if i broke up with you as friend it'd be i'd be i'd be in shambles wait do you think you would have a quick recovery

no and i think i'd if i asked you the same question you'd be like give me a weekend and no yes i'm good at suppressing my emotions i would hurt but i'm good at suppressing up exactly if i if i broke up with you you'd be neiman marcus the next day on your on your story hey i'm living best life shit's all gravy it's all good you wouldn't see anything from me you wouldn't see a post for a year really you'd go dark bro yes okay but i'll if you say you broke up with me as a friend i would be so manipulative towards you i would go you would you would regret that you would regret breaking up with me as a friend you know why why? Bubba likes revenge. Oh, my God. Revenge King?

No, just to you. I'm petty. Okay. If you broke up with me, all my Instagram story would be popping. You know what I would do? You'd lie. I would meet.

I would call Travis. I would call Grayson, our agents. I would call any connection I had, and I would buy every Lord of the Ring memorabilia and have it in my house and I would put it I would take pictures of it oh Cameron oh Cameron oh Cameron I would I would go to your favorite spots I would meet Gunna oh no no I would go I actually I was backstage at a Gunna concert. I told you that.

You've never told me that. Yeah, I was at a Young Thug and Gunna concert. RDC took me. Did I? In Austin. So I did know you. Yeah, we were friends. So you didn't take a picture. It was in Austin.

You didn't take a picture with the one and only one. Oh, I didn't, like, meet him, but I was backstage. He was, like, it was a hallway. You know how, like, our green rooms are? There's, like, a hallway. It's, like, one long hallway. We were in the same hallway. Young Thug is tall.

Isn't he, like, 6'4"? He's tall, yeah. I was, like, damn. He smelled in the same hallway young thug is tall. He's like six four He's tall. Yeah, I was like damn. They smelled like so much marijuana back there. I couldn't breathe I said, mr. Mark Phillips. I have to leave I cannot breathe I said, I don't stinky I was like I was going out like his it was like connected to the outside so I was like talking and I'd be like You're a great artist oh my god god if you did that though if you did that i think i think it would aid my my grieving process i think what really digs deep is if you just lived your normal life if you were going out of your probably the best advice if you

were going out of your way i would know that it affected you yeah because you're thinking about me to ruin me which means it does hurt you. No, but I wouldn't be like, ah, look what I got. It would be subtle. Like, I would take a picture. No, that can't be subtle. No, listen. You haven't even seen Lord of the Rings, so there's nothing subtle about it.

No, listen. I would take a picture, like, of my feet right here in my living room, and you'd just see in the right corner. You'd have to be looking for it. Just like a classic memorabilia of Legolas. Yeah. Eight inches. Sure.

Just a nice... Mordor. You'd see Mordor in my house. Okay, if you had a... You know what I'd do? If you had a full life-size Mordor set... Oh my God. I'd literally break your door down and I'd come and play with you.

You know what I'd do? What? I'd call Sanjian a week after and we'd go to Great Wolf Lodge. You mother... That's my... That's like my bucket list. Ken has great Wolf Lodge trauma. Bro, I got got blue balled by Sanchez For about six summers in a row

I've still never been Speaking of our friends Bro Do you remember The Like three or four nights ago When Pierce was with us On the way back from the studio

We stopped to get dinner Peyton. You and Pierce. Buckle up. You know Pierce. I love Pierce. You know Pierce can be very just ignorant to the world. Pierce is very oblivious to things.

Young. Oblivious. Perfect word. Very oblivious. Oh my God. Okay. He goes, I've never been inside a Panda, really. That's insane, first of all. Crazy first statement.

I go, yeah, okay. You order here. We're going to go. We order the most basic shit ever. Fried rice, orange chicken. to the end payton what i'm about to say i hope i hope to god it doesn't offend but i'm dead ass serious this is what pierce says okay in the panda express we're getting there we're walking down he goes oh and you know pierce he's loud loud loud it's no filter loud yeah in panda express he goes oh they're serving fried raccoon they got fried raccoon right there i look at him he goes no seriously look cream cheese

filled fried raccoon three times back to back and i literally grab his shirt and i go are you shitting me right now you're shitting what are you getting confused with i go read that one more time in your own little stupid head he goes cream cheese fried rangoons oh rangoons at the same time we look up every single employee we're in a panda express yeah that's a that's a that's a ha a haru historically asian restaurant university it is it every single one of them looks up like they're about to just punch pierce they're all like this That's a H-A-R-U. Historically Asian restaurant university. It is. Every single one of them looks up like they're about to just punch Pierce. They're all like this.

Really? You got raccoon? Oh, not raccoon. He parlays that. I shit you not. He asks for a water cup. He goes, his dumb ass. I love you, Pierce.

He gets soda water. Okay. He doesn't realize it. He takes this big ass gulp. He goes. love you, Pierce. He gets soda water. He doesn't realize it. Takes this big ass gulp, goes... Cam, their drinks aren't good. He's four feet from the register. He is the most just rude without trying to be

rude person ever. And I'm literally like, bro, throw the cup away. We're leaving right now. You know what I would have done? We can't even eat here. We're leaving right now. He goes, what did I even say? Their drinks are bad and they're serving raccoon. And I'm like, what would I have done? Got the hell out of there. You would not have paid. Even if you paid and they didn't give you food, you would have walked out.

Oh, 100%. You would have had an attack. A panic attack. And you would have been furious with people. I wouldn't have talked to them. Bro, that loud. No bullshit. That loud.

They got fried raccoon. You know, squinting and shit. They got fried raccoon, you know, squinting and shit. They got fried raccoon screaming. We got to get him on an episode. We have to get him on an episode. Bro, I was in shambles. I was absolutely like lost. That reminds me of a story.

I got pulled over by the cops at 6 a.m. going to the gym. And you were kind of there. Bro. So we went through this state where we were on our military shit. We were trying to go to the gym early as hell every day. Yes. Horrible. Sun was coming up.

It was still dark outside, right? I was driving to the gym solo dolo, right? The roads are semi-empty. It's cold outside. One eye is cracked. I'm tired. I don't want to go to the gym. Ears dirty.

So there's a light right before the gym that I have to take a left on. But if you get caught at that red light, you're there for four minutes. At least. It is the longest light I have ever been a part of. And I was already late to the gym. Cam and Ryan were riding together. They were already parked at the gym waiting for me. I saw that light go orange.

Let's take a left into the gym. What the hell did you just say? I saw that light go orange. Lights don't go orange.'s take a left into the gym what the hell did you just i saw that light go orange i don't go orange it's yellow that's what they say is a yellow light but it is an orange light lights are not yellow dead ass are not yellow now i'm not even trying to be lights are yellow it's literally green yellow red it's green orange red i swear to god i know i know it's they they teach you green red yellow, yellow. I know that. I've never seen a yellow light. Give me something yellow.

That's yellow. That's exactly what the light looks like. That's a little orange. That's yellow. Yellow, I think of like that basketball rim over there. Again, just because you think, the light is yellow. They teach you yellow light. They say yellow light. The light is yellow. It's literally the casing. They say yellow light. The light is yellow.

It's all, literally the casing outside of the lights, that might be orange. The light is yellow. No, the casing of the light is yellow. The actual light

has an orange hue. It's more orange than yellow, I swear to you. The ones by my house, I'm not, I'm being dead ass. There's no way to prove this right now,

so I, I'm telling you something at least say yellow light no one says it's an orange light so the light was yellow right the light was yellow and i didn't want to be even more light there was a car in front of me that was being a little soft they weren't being aggressive drivers so they stopped on the yellow and i was like there's enough time for both of us to make it i was tired a little hallucinating i didn't eat breakfast it was 6 a.m i didn't want to go to the gym i was already late cam and ryan were already there yes i was like this car i go around the car illegal right very illegal very

but i was in a rush i go around the car and i make the light it was still yellow when I broke the plane. I was like, okay, bam, I made it. I passed this car. I made it. All of a sudden, it's like a disco going inside my car. And I'm like, what's happening? This cannot be. I look in my rearview mirror. I'm getting pulled over.

I haven't gotten pulled over in like five years. It is 6 a.m. Half my brain is awake. I am petrified. Anxiety strikes. As it should. I'm shaking, right? I had pre-workout in my cup holder.

I was drinking a little pre-workout on the way there. Oh, you're shaking and itching. So I'm shaking, itching, and I'm sweating a little bit. And you know how I am on pre-workout? My jaw is like. And you got one eye closed. Exactly. Oh, my God. He thinks you are strung out so i park i pull over i park

the cop comes up to me he goes you didn't make it did you and i go i look over to him right i'm nervous too right and so every time the cop pulls me over I grab the wheel hard as shit Like that's my nervous switch So I'm like this at the cop I tried And he goes You alright? And I was like not really He goes get out of the car

And he goes And to make it worse he goes Are you alright son? And I was like I have bad anxiety And he goes what's with the mouth? And I go I have too much in me. I couldn't formulate sentences. I go, I got too much in me.

And you're sitting there, I got too much in me. Oh, my God, he thinks you're tweaking. And he goes, did you take anything today? And I was like, just this. And he's like, what is that? And I was like, caffeine, workout. And he goes, step out of the car. So I'm like, I've never been told to step out of the car.

And so I go, I kid you not. I've never been told to step out of the car. He 100% did not believe it. He said this. And so I've never been told to step out of the car when I got pulled over. Oh, my God. To step out of the car. And so I didn't know what to do. I've never gotten this. I've never had car when I got pulled over. Oh, my God. To step out of the car. And so I didn't know what to do.

I've never gotten this. I've never had this experience. This is a new experience. New experience. New level. So I say, where am I going? Oh, no. You're with him now.

I was like, where am I going? And he goes, get out of the car right now. Put your hands on the hood. I get out. I'm like looking at him. I put my hands on the hood, right? And he goes, you got your license on the hood i get out looking at him i put my hands on the hood right and he goes uh you got your license on you and i go yeah i'm patting my my pockets right i'm patting my pockets and he goes and i go oh shit i don't have it and he goes what do you mean you don't have it and i was like do you see that black car over there? And that's where you were at. Yeah.

And so you're seeing me this whole time. Dude. Did you see me? So we didn't even, because you know, when you get in the gym and you're waiting on the other person, you're just sitting on your phone. Yeah. The craziest part is I got a text from Brayden. Yeah. Brayden goes, is that Uncle P getting pulled over?

And I go, what the hell? And I look up and your hand's on the hood. And I said, oh my god and i literally bro that's it was like immediate concern but then immediate laughter i was like nothing crazy is gonna happen but i was like holy shit that's him like a like a hundred yards away and so he goes do you have your license? And I go, oh, shit. And I go, do you see that black car over there? And I point at Cam's car. And I go, he actually, that car has my wallet. And he doesn't know our relationship.

I didn't say that's my friend. He has no clue. So I go, that black car has my wallet. And he goes, and you know I'm looking like this, too. And I'm sweating. He's like, son, I'm going to need you to get on all fours. And you go, what the? And so he goes, what do you mean that black car has your wallet?

And I was like, that's my friend. And I goes, I left it at his house yesterday, and I'm meeting him at the gym today, and he's going to give it to me at the gym. He goes, just give me your name and your information. He goes, do not move. And so then I started to shake a little bit. So I'm like trying not to move. He's giving me instructions.

And then he goes, you got that podcast, don't you? And I was like, mm-hmm. And he goes, you're good to go, right? And he goes, go get that license from him and don't drive like that anymore. And I go, okay. Thank God he didn't tell me to go to Cam's car to get this license because I go, Cam, bro, I just got pulled over or whatever. Can I have my license or whatever?

And Cam goes in his bag and goes, oh, shit. Left it. I don't have it. So if that cop would have told me to go to that car and get my license, I would have been in jail. Is that my fault? Yeah, you told me you were going to bring it to me, so yeah. You told me you were going to bring it.

Bro, honest to God, I wish there was a 24-7 like like car cam because when i tell you when i looked up after seeing that text and i went holy shit i hit ryan we looked up we're like what the and i busted out laughing oh my god and i honestly you handled yourself well when you got back to us yeah because i knew i wasn't going to jail you weren't going to jail you knew it was all behind you and you were just like i could tell that it was still affecting you but you were like you were just like yeah man it's all good let's just go live let's go live and i was like are you crying you know last week we were talking about like our childhood

shit and like traumas and stuff and the barney thing i put a picture on my Instagram story that Barney looked like he was on crack cocaine so I don't know I'm starting to learn more about myself each week with this podcast I'm starting to get more like it's like therapy for me like an onion every layer a week a week equals a layer and I'm understanding some of my traumas okay and there's a thing in me that I've never understand why it still makes me sad like if I go to basketball games football games Disney like anything where there's mascots around it will genuinely upset

me as a 25 year old man if I see a mascot take its head off and if I see that that's like a college student or ex convict that shit that will that it's something in me and I want to know right now

in the comments if it affects anybody else that bothers me bro that i think holy shit i didn't even realize that i think i was so uh uh so what's the word uh damn it so uh uh used to it but what am i trying to say exposed to okay i was so exposed to it because But what am I trying to say? Exposed to it? Okay. I was so exposed to it because my sister was a mascot. No, she was not. I swear to God. Heather was not a mascot.

For what? She would come for the Lobos. She'd come home dressed as a wolf. And I was like seven. I was like, oh, wait. And I'd give her a hug. She was a mascot? She'd come with a wolf head on.

And I was like, oh. Yeah, she was a mascot? She was coming with a wolf head on. And I was like, ugh. Yeah, she was a mascot. That's insane. Speaking of sports, though, I was almost a best man at a third grade tetherball wedding. What does that mean? No, we had a full-blown ceremony in third grade at recess one day. There was a wedding at the tetherball pole. Hundreds of students lined up. Walking down, he almost picked me to be his best man ryan actually was the best

man i swear to god ryan was the best so why wait how did you not make the cut ordained it and everything what were you what were your higher up where are your teachers oh watching something i don't know but we when i say there it was a sea of humans, like, you have to understand. So the way the playground was set up, the tetherball poles were on the outskirts. Right. And there was a huge slab of concrete because there was two basketball goals. When I say it was like Moses split the Red Sea, people. It literally was bodies, bodies, and the longest walkway you can imagine.

And I'm not going to say the name, but the young man was courting his young woman all the way to the tetherball pole. Ryan was standing up there. That's why Ryan was so good at your wedding. He practiced. He had the tetherball wedding. Bro, there was a full-blown tetherball wedding in the third grade. How did y'all get so organized at that age?

I think, bro, that's how much pool they had. It was was a pair of twin brothers and they ran no not that got married not that got married that that'd be that'd be a different story pair of twin brothers that just ran the city ran the school oh one of them was their wedding i think it was his brother that was playing the pastor that ordained the wedding and then ryan was the best man hundreds of people clapping cheers i don't know where some girls got flowers from their throat it was a full-blown wedding that's kind of cool though I think she's pregnant now and I think he's in jail but if you're that immature that fast to get you know if you're getting married at eight oh I can't imagine your life it's what I have a

embarrassing recess story too oh my god I bet you do oh my god, I bet you do. Oh my god, I just... What? Say it. Say it. I can't. Okay. No, I really... I will. But if we have to, we have to. Dog. What?

So we were obsessed with WWE when we were young, right? Yeah. Okay, I was also a square and super green. Didn't realize when girls chasing you meant... They liked you. No, you did not. You didn't fight one of these girls it wasn't a fight though it wasn't a fight so they're chasing me i think i finally caught on

i was like oh that's like cat and mouse she likes when i turn around and make weird faces and run back after but you gotta understand the girl's like chasing you and then when i would get annoyed i would turn around roll the eyes to the back of my head like I was Undertaker. And I'd go, and I'd go, and scream. But then one day, one day I caught her. We were young. You have to understand. We were young kids that knew no better.

She asked me, why do you do that thing with your eye? I can't do that anymore, by the way. I used to be able to do the Undertaker eye. She said, why do you do that? That's scary. And I said, because I love wrestling. She goes, what do you love about wrestling? I said, the Master Lockdown.

You didn't do that to her I said No you didn't She said Oh rest What do you love about rest I said the mess You belong in jail

You belong in jail Oh I just thought of that That's it. Oh my God. Oh my. Dude, our recesses were so different.

Oh my God. We also used the monkey bars as a rim and we were pretending like it was the NBA dunk contest and Ryan was the coolest kid in the school because he was the only one

that could do a Statue of Liberty. Oh my God. See, you were putting girls in headlocks at recess. You know what I was doing? No. Well, that. Oh. But it it was this it was like a second

grade or third grade or something like that it was the time that high school musical was dropping their sing-along and dance-along version so at commercial breaks they would teach you the dance moves and choreography before the next scene and so it was right and so we all as a like i think i was the only guy that was watching or openly openly watching it. And all the girls were really in a high school musical. You're smart from a young age. And so, no, I just really liked it. The girls, I just liked the songs. And so it was high school musical one.

They were doing the dance along version. And so I remember the day after at school, all the girls were getting on the four square field. God, what a good game. In the concrete, and they were doing what they learned, and no one worked harder than me. And I was watching these bitches, and I was like, hey, y'all are weak as fuck.

He said, watch out. And so what I did was they were doing all this together. And all the nays take your head. And they were doing that, and I was like, man, they don't know the choreography like me. They didn't have the beat, right? And so I got at the top. And I was like. I didn't realize how lame that was.

And I was like, that's not cool. So you were putting girls in headlights. I was one up in my choreography. You were leading the cheerleading team in a choreography set. Brittany, get it tight and ready, girl. Come on. We're all in this together. No, I definitely coached.

I was like, no, it's one, two, one. No. Oh, God. Oh, my God. no oh oh god oh my god oh i was at a gas station the other day and i stole i didn't mean to dude something has been wrong with my brain recently i swear to god you need a technological wipe so you need to get clean i went into the gas station it was before the gym everything happens before the gym and so i was going i was going to the gas station i needed a yellow red bull it's my favorite red bull so i went to the gas station and i don't know what my brain was on but i was in like autopilot going in like i don't remember walking in i just remember leaving and i said i did wrong

i walked into the gas station i grabbed it's the same routine i think that's why it's the same routine every morning i walk into the gas station yellow red bull take it to the counter no eye contact because i don't want to talk pay leave i don't know what happened but i grabbed the yellow red bull and i just put it in my pocket and i walked out and i didn't realize it no until i was looking for the red bull to drink it on the way to the gym and i couldn't find it and my right thigh was colder than a bitch you're just sitting there did you have did you at least have like a like a realization no my heart dropped okay i'm never going back in there because i feel like there's going to be fbi

and swat at least you're a good man. You're a good man at heart. Speaking of pocket placement stuff, right? Nothing to do with what we were talking about. Nothing to do with that. Pocket placement. I think we talked about this on the early episodes. Okay. But I'm starting to learn that more people are like you than like me.

Where do you put your phone, your wallet, and your keys in your pockets? Every single time the same answer no matter what i'm wearing what is it left pocket is what wallet and keys it's so fucking weird to me that is so strange because you're left-handed no it's not yes that has nothing to do with left or right hand yes it does how because your left hand is your primary hand you hold your phone no it's not i i i don't one hand my phone ever i have two hands always on my phone so it has nothing to do with that well now you're just a goblin no it's not i i i don't one hand my phone ever i have two hands always on my phone so it has nothing to do with that well now you're just a goblin no it's just weird that that's just

uncomfortable phone and why are your keys so if you're right hand dominant right yes and whenever you take out your wallet to pay for something you would have to transfer it over no so you pay with your left hand no you take the wallet out you open it and you grab the card with your right it's the wallet's a two-hand job regardless what about your keys keys i take it out click it right there okay but simple action okay but before you before you had pressed to start you in your keys you'd have to go like this and put them over there why not just have it already in your right side right access because this that's my phone if i get a call immediately bang if i get a text you know it's read okay but are we in agreement logic is more sound than yours phone is definitely That's my phone. If I get a call, immediately, bang. If I get a text, immediately, I can read.

Okay, but are we in agreement? My logic is more sound than yours. Phone is definitely going to be used more than keys. I think you have more of an argument with the front pockets. A lot of people put their wallet in their back pocket. I like that, too. I like a good back pocket wallet. No, no, no. A back pocket wallet.

No, you have to be a cowboy. That's cowboy restriction. No. No. No. No. Why? You've never back pocket wallet no you have to be a cowboy that's cowboy restriction no no no why you've never backed it's like a little it's like an ass i don't want anything on my ass i don't like it sitting my ass is too big and to put them in jeans i swear to you i'm not even being weird my ass is too big it's weird wagon i'm telling you no i've never been a firm back pocket believer but i've done it a couple times but as soon as you sit down, it just kills the pocket. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to...

You got to move it. A back pocket wallet guy is someone that literally carries like a knife up front or something. Oh, I do. There's no need. My two pockets can hold my keys, my wallet, my phone. You know what I've been doing recently? Putting everything in one pocket. I want freedom on at least one leg.

I want freedom on one leg. Why? Freedom. For what? How do you utilize that freedom? Movement. What are you doing? Well, I'm just saying, when you're walking, right,

and you feel two things moving like that, if you're using both pockets, you'll feel it go swinging, and now you're getting collided, and sometimes it will sandwich your sack. And I don't want to sandwich my sack. The only way it could possibly sandwich your sack, if you're over here walking. I'm a strideful guy bro if you if you have loose short syndrome if you're doing that you think so if your shit's going i just have deep pockets

deep pockets gotta gotta be rolling No, I'm 100%. Mine definitely makes more sense. No doubt about it. No, I don't understand how people think it's weird. Like, I feel so uncomfortable if my phone were to be in my right pocket. Grab your... We're going to test that. Put your phone down.

Okay. Oh, you... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just saw you think about what you're going to do. I saw you have a thought. I don't know what you're about to ask me to do I genuinely don't

Your phone's ringing pick it up Bring bring You just committed sin What? The same thing you just complained about you did You picked up with the right Because it was already on my right You placed it there

There's nowhere to put it over here If it was in your pocket you would have had to do that That's why it's never in my right pocket That's my point because you're left but i don't answer phone calls but whenever i'm like this yes you do like so say i'm out in public i'm never like this i never open like the phones in my left pocket i don't ever take it out and go like this like i don't do that i'm always like this you don't have a strong wrist or are you afraid you know i have weak wrist syndrome are you but you're are you afraid of one hand like a droppage no it's just not comfortable for me i do everything with two hands do you pee with two hands you hold two hands some of us don't have

that luxury good morning to you do you know what i've learned about myself recently when i pee in public i scratch my tummy and pee i'm like this oh my god it's strange that's that is i like touch my nipples a little bit not even gonna be weird not only twist i just spit i just spit every time yeah you're a spitter every time you spit too i've heard you spit when i'm drunk like at a club yeah you'll be like but but not just regular i don't have that much i don't have gooey mouth syndrome i think i do i don't know what it is you have good wet mouth. You have good wet mouth. My spit the other day, it was white.

Foamy? If you know what that means, tell me. I don't know if that's like dehydration or what, but I literally spat and it was white. Okay. All right, you know what? You think you're on this mountain high top of confidence because you've won a couple debates, right? A lot of people are starting to understand my brain,

and I like it. It's time to bring it back to reality. We're going to just throw some trivia questions. And not niche trivia, just random things. General knowledge? General knowledge. I have great general knowledge. Okay.

Okay, if I win this, you have to publicly say on the internet that I'm smarter than you. Regardless if you think it's true, you have to say it if I get all these right. Deal? Deal. Let's do it. How many bones do shark have which one how many bones do shark have which one see point payton next question how many bones do sharks have damn it how many bones do sharks have okay How many bones do sharks have? Okay.

I'm going to lead to the answer. Okay. How many bones do humans have? What? Wait. On the first question, you're going to question the questioner? That's how I learned. I don't know.

Like a couple hundred? We have a couple hundred. Hey, shit. This is general knowledge. This is. I'm not a Boreen. God damn it. Point pain. Point pain. I'm not a Breen. God damn it. Point pain.

Point pain. I'm not a Breen. I'm not a marine biologist. How many bones do they have? 3.44. Zero. Huh? They have zero.

You can't snap a back? No. They're just goo. I would. They don't have skulls. Sharks don't have skulls? They have zero bones. I don't know if that's true.

They have zero bones. That's not general. That doesn't count. Next bones. I don't know if that's true. They have zero bones. That's not general. That doesn't count. Next question. Yes, it does. Okay, zero. That doesn't count in the long term. What's the deadliest animal in the world? Hippo. A mosquito. O for two.

That's not an animal. Yes, it is. That's an insect. Which is an animal. We've already done this. O for two. Wait, no, no, no. Let me- No, you're good. No, stop. Let me explain how that's an animal

deadass I'm learning animal insects amphibians fish sea creatures you're like I can't

that's a hill you're gonna die you're gonna die wrong you're 0 for 2 these are not general these are not general what year was the first iPhone released

2007 here you go. Yeah! Sit your pap-happy ass down. That's general knowledge. Which two countries have the longest shared international border? China, the Great Wall. Yeah!

No. America and Canada. Longest shared international border. No. Yes. How big is Russia? Oh, no. What's the biggest continent?

What? What's the biggest continent what what's the biggest continent just answer asia russia oh my god almighty no because it's not a continent country because you said which country which countries okay yeah okay how what's the china doesn't stretch as far as russia exactly so what's the biggest country in the world china russia russia russia so So that would be the longest border. Shared international border. That's a shared border. They all have the same border. They share it with different ones. Which two have the longest?

General, you're a bad teacher. That's why you got fired. Keep going. I did not get fired. Yeah, you did. Okay. At a restaurant, if you were to order deer meat, what would you see the name under the menu? It's not a general.

Bro, these suck. These honestly suck. Find a new website. Answer. Please say deer. What's another word for deer? Come on. You got this one.

Think. It starts with A. No. Think. Hive. Meat. Jerky. Hive.

His beautiful answer is hive. These suck. These are not general. You said. His beautiful answer is hive. These suck. These are not general. You said general. What's the highest grossing Broadway show of all time? Hamilton. The Lion King? You're like over five.

You're saying over five. Your answers are so quick. If these suck, don't answer with that much confidence. Okay, because I have to because we're on a podcast. Oh, my God. Ask me general knowledge. These are niches I'll fuck off these are general no this no dead ass go to these suck go to a different way go to general knowledge these literally say general okay well we've come to the agreement that this is not general that is not general i'll give you a free point what was

the birth name of the legal birth name of the boxing legend mu Ali? Huh? You don't know Muhammad Ali's name. Who am I? An American! You don't know Muhammad Ali's name. No! I thought his name was Muhammad Ali! Was that his rat name? It was his alias. What?

His name is not Muhammad Ali! You knew this? I'm a good teacher. Yes, everyone knows this. What's his real name? Cassius Clay. I thought those were two feet deeper people. You thought he was training with Cassius Clay? I didn't know they even knew each other.

What's Kareem's name? Abdul Jabbar. Lu Alcindor. Are you shitting me right now? I swear to God, you're learning me something. Okay, Cam. Holy shit. Listen to this.

Listen to me. Do things that the general public will know. What's the shortcut for the paste function on most computers? Control C, Control V. Command C, Command V. I just said paste. Oh, Command V. There you go.

See? That's general. Yes, general. There we go. Keep going. What's the capital of Iowa? That doesn't even fucking exist. Like, no one knows that shit. Unless you're from Iowa, you don't know.

That's bullshit. Hey, sorry, Iowans, all 43 of you. No one knows. How many countries are in the continent of North America? Huh? How many countries are in the continent of North America? Three. Canada, US, Mexico.s mexico ding ding ding bitch and now you're asking me about cassius clay and muhammad and deer jerky what the like actually someone that's something i know you're wrong you're wrong first off no i'm not you're wrong almost by a multiplier of eight there's 23 countries in North America. You're talking about where we live. America. Dog, I'm not gonna lie. I might be dumb

as shit, but I'm not stupid. There's 23. Where they at? The North American continent. You counting like Alaska and shit? That ass. Alaska's a state, not a country. Okay, that's what I'm saying. I thought I was on the same same There's 23 countries in North America Start from the top

Canada Canada Next Us US Next Mexico Next

That's it No it's not That's South America down there Before South is what? The ocean Oh I almost struck you Are you talking about islands? Central America

That count themselves as like countries? Count themselves like they're the kid that gets picked on. They are a country. No, but Cuba, Panama, Nicaragua. Careful. Cuba's in South America, no? No. Oh, wow.

You're learning me something. You're like 0 for 6, Bubba. Okay, here we go. Keep going. How many wives did Henry VIII have? As many as you want. I don't know. I said Here we go. Keep going. How many wives did Henry VIII have? As many as he wanted. I don't know. I said that on purpose.

All right. Which U.S. president is featured on the $2 bill? Larry Jack... Not Larry Jackson. Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson. No. There's a $2 bill?

That's Harriet, right? Didn't we do a thing during 2020? We were trying to get Harriet on that, John? Thomas Jefferson. That doesn't count. That's not a real bill anymore. What phase does the moon enter into after it's full? You know how I feel about the moon.

Full moon. A waxing gibbous. You're just bullying me. I'm not. These are shit questions, Cam. Okay, where on the food pyramid does an eggplant belong? You don't know the fruit period? Were you awake in school at any point?

I thought there was an animal kingdom period. A lion's... An animal kingdom period. Yeah, like insects are at the bottom, lions are at the top. So, there's the same thing with food. Vegetables. Vegetables? Is that your answer?

Eggplant. Wait, eggplant. Vegetables. Wrong. Fruit. I'm so sorry. Dude, this is not entertaining or fun. What country has the highest number of citizens over the age of 65?

Oh, wait. Oh, no. India is the most populated, though. No, I got it. Okay. Sorry. The only questions you're going to write are self-asked. What country has the highest number of populations of citizens over the age 65?

I feel like there's a lot of old f***s in New England and shit. No! New England is America! I mean like New... What's the... England! The original England! Netherlands.

Like over there. Everybody's old and got the scarves and has baskets and fruit and shit. Like grass. What movies do you watch? The answer's Japan. What U.S. Okay, okay. This is up your alley.

Okay. What U.S.A. What, no. This one. What U.S. fast food chain is credited for introducing the first drive-thru window to the masses? McDonald's, probably. Wait, I'm trying to think of popular that were old. Name off four and I'll pick one.

There's one close to your house. There's one close to your house. I was like 250 restaurants next to my house. Yeah, but fast food, been around for a while. I'll give you this. It's a West Coast. In-N-Out. Yes, In-N-Out burger. Didn and out burger didn't in and out just get invented just came down here it's been there for a minute wow good morning uh what temperature what temperature does water boil it celsius or fahrenheit i'll take either at this point i'll take what you can give me 180

but where the f**k do y'all know this shit from? That is dead ass like 4th grade That is literally early as shit I was learning cursive in 4th grade And you learn how to boil water I don't know how to read cursive 180 is incorrect, do you want another guess? 220

You're close in Celsius 250 No 300 No 320 You're going the wrong way 4

You're going the wrong way, Bourne What? 300 No 280 No 270 No 320 You're going the wrong way 4 You're going the wrong way more What? 300 No 280 No 270 No

60 212 212 So specific 100 degrees Fahrenheit You said 180 Okay What is celebrated on February 2nd and is also

Black History Month What'd you do for this February, huh? Whose hand did you shake? What is celebrated on February 2nd and is also the name of a movie? Independence Day. Wrong. President's Day. Wrong.

Valentine's Day. Wrong. You go, I have a dream? Groundhog Day. Oh. I have a theory about Groundhog Day. Is that the same groundhog every year? I don't know.

Does he have a top hat? Why do we do that? Because apparently they know. Like, they can sense it. Like the elephant sensing two miles away. We're just bored, aren't we? No, we use our resources. As a country.

We're resourceful. Animals know things we can't comprehend. I have a thing about holidays. It's apparently if he comes out or goes in, it's something like six more weeks of rain or something. How accurate is he? He's pretty. Is he shooting above 500? He's shooting above 500.

100%. A thing about holidays? Okay, give me that. I'm going to ask you. I want to see who gets more right. Since you want to play this game. You've literally got none. Here we go.

Okay. What is the smallest planet in our solar system? Mercury. Dude, fuck you, dog. You're no fun, and that's why you had no friends growing up. Here we go. I hate you. What's the capital of India?

New Delhi. What the f***, dude? That ass, you're pissing me off. Bro, that's something I learned as well. Where? In school. You were in A- The place that you didn't go to, apparently.

You were in Gifted and Talented. I wasn't. I made a whole project of the Oklahoma City bombing in the fourth grade. And I memorized it. I got extra credit for memorization. You probably had something to do with it. Here you go. What element does the chemical symbol AU stand for?

Gold. Dude, I'm going to hit you in the goddamn mouth. No, because that ass, I thought you were just asking stupid shit. Like no one gets. You're starting to piss me off. It's making you feel worse about yourself. I'm so insecure right now. My shit is one inch right now.

Here we go. Let's try to get him inverted. I can get you a gaslight right now. Let's see. What two states in the U.S. share the most borders with other states? That's hard. I want to say one's got to be like Tennessee because it's like – Is that right?

I'm going to hit you with a mouth dog. Don't even answer the second one. I don't want to hear your answer. But you've got to think. It's around the Carolinas. I don't know where Tennessee is. No one knows where Tennessee is at. Give me a blank map and tell me the point of where Tennessee is.

I have no goddamn clue. I really am not trying to make you feel bad. You're making me so insecure right now. What is the human body's largest organ? Skin. No, there's no... You read this before. You came prepared and you read this whole goddamn thing before. If you're telling me, you never had those debates as a kid.

I didn't even know skin was an organ. I'm thinking about the shit in my tummy that makes me poop. Skin, the biggest organ. That's why things are topical. That you just rub it on. I don't know what that even means, topical. We need to stop before you really... No, I'm going to get you to get one wrong.

No, I'm already depressed. I'm not coming out of my room for four days after this, you son of a bitch. I'm shaking, dog. I'm dead ass shaking. Look at my hand. He's not a joke. All right.

I might just answer it wrong. No, no. I want you to do this for real. Five for five. In Greek mythology, who is known as the messenger of the gods? Oh, that's... That's war.

Hermes. Hermes. Was that right again? No, I'm going to get you to get one wrong, bro. I just broke the couch. Good, I'm going to break your neck. Hermes, yeah. I just broke the couch. I'm good. I'm gonna break your neck. Hermes, yeah. I heard you.

I heard you. You got it right. You look strong. Are you crying? Are you about to cry? No, because I had so much confidence this year because I was doing so well in all the debates. And everybody in the comments was trying to get on my side.

Shut up and talk. You're crying finally getting on my side shut up and talk you're crying oh my god okay let's see here six for six by the way shut up okay here we go what is the longest running american animated tv show no way because you don't know shit about things that matter you know about hermes and plants in geography in tennessee okay and like cartoon that's the same way yes animated longest running cartoon one cartoon american bro low key no way lie uh okay tv show i have it down to the prop okay i'm i might get this one wrong But it's an honest guess though Cause that shit goes back a long time Simpsons is it Simpsons Are you dead ass

You're not f***ing me I swear to god you got it right Cause the Simpsons has been around since before we were even born It's been around almost 30 years We're done with the game I'm sorry. No. No, bro.

You're slowly becoming more naked. You took your shoes and hat off. You have to just think. I was thinking every goddamn time, Cam. No one taught me this. No one taught me about Tennessee, Cam. But that, you have to. I don't give a fuck about Tennessee. But that, you have, I don't give a fuck about Tennessee.

My mom always did say I had a lot of useless knowledge. Yo, this is what you did. You know what I did when I went home from school? Played with my friends.

You know what you did? Did flashcards. My sister, for six Christmases straight, bought me a Guinness World Record book. And I read them in car rides.

I had those too, but I looked at the pictures, Cam, with the piercings in his tongue I read I read that Idaho produces the most potatoes okay here we go god this is this is bad to making my head even bigger both heads hello you're rocking one I met like well which country is both an island and a continent i'll show you bitch that one's easy that's easy as shit that's how's that an island island means mass surrounded completely by water so first off when i hear i'll walk you through what i do isn't isn't cuba

but it's not a continent that's what i'm saying my thought process you said country you said a country and a continent it immediately barrels what I'm saying. My thought process, you said country. What is a continent? You said a country and a continent. It immediately barrels it down to seven things. I was going to ask you about black people. There's only seven continents. There's only seven continents. And only one has one main country. Okay, this is a lot of people get this wrong.

What American state is largest by area? Alaska. Bitch. I always said Texas. No. Which, I'm just going to read the next one and see. What is the most consumed beverage in the world that is not water? I'd say either coffee or tea.

Bitch! It makes sense. It makes sense. You're getting naked. What's your phone password? What's your phone password? I'll put it in. What's your phone password?

There. Shut up and talk. What is the only vegetable that is also classified as a flower? Oh, that might be it. The only vegetable that's also classified as a flower. Oh, shit. I don't even know where to start. Do what you did to me. Give me four, and I'll pick from there.

Because I have no clue. Not a big veggie. I don't know what vegetables are. Carrots. It's not a flower. Broccoli. um green beans i was thinking green bean from the jump i'm gonna go broccoli what is it bro stop talking stop talking i'm breaking this stop talking i'm good this episode's gonna be four hours long i don't care this is not i'm'm not. What element are human...

What element are human beings... I don't even know how to read the questions anymore. Okay. What element are human beings predominantly composed of? Water. Carbon. Oh, what element? Okay. Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Put your clothes on. I'm going to get demonetized. Okay, honestly. I'm sorry. I really am though. I am smarter than you.

No. No. You know about the world, right? Cool. That's not going to help you. Give me like fun trivia and I would be able to beat you. You don't want to do this again fun trivia just one let's do five questions five five five and we're done five and we're done fun trivia

all right okay five questions each fun trivia and let's see who wins i'll put my clothes back on all right fun trivia here we go all right so this is i'm gonna redeem myself and if if we get this if if i get if i win this one i'm actually pop culture if i win this i'm i'm smarter than you okay oh never mind that was in the 80s if i win this we're I'm... This is actually pop culture trivia. If I win this, I'm smarter than you. Okay. Oh, never mind. That was in the 80s. If I win this, we're equally as smart, actually. I wouldn't agree, but for you, so you don't...

I'll agree. I'm sorry. I love you. Here we go. Let's do three questions. These are easy as hell. Three questions each. These are easy as hell.

Make them easy for me. First question. The widely watched defamation trial of what celebrity couple aired on television from April to June of 2022? What the... Wait. Say it again and slow down. That was normal reading. Dude. Watch defamation trial of what celebrity couple aired on television from April to June of 2022. What the f- Wait, say it again and slow down. That was normal reading.

Dude, for who? Sonic the Hedgehog? The widely watched defamation trial of what celebrity couple aired on television from April- Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. Correct. Yep. One against you. Okay.

Okay, two more. Like, these are easy as hell. Well, maybe for me. What team took home the Vince Lombardi trophy in 2021 Super Bowl? Kansas City Chiefs. No. Tom Brady. Yep.

That's what I said. That's what I said. No, you're one for two. Tom Brady. One more question. F*** me. In 2023, what purple ice cream drink gained notoriety on social media? The one from McDonald's.

The Grimace drink. The Grimace shake. Shake. Yes. I won. Okay, now. Two and one. Okay, so if you get these wrong, we're equally as smart.

That's what everybody's going to say in the comments. That's not true. Stop it. Who holds the record for the most Grammy Awards for Album of the Year? Shit. Easy. I don't know. Guess.

Most ever? Say it with confidence, too. I don't know. Say it. Most ever. Taylor Swift. Is that right? Okay.

One. There we go. Because you're a Swifty, and I get it. I'm not a not a swifty be careful don't come attack me what morning tv show recently had a scandal because two of its anchors were having an extramarital relationship with each other i don't know what that word means too big read again which morning tv show recently had a scandal because two of its anchors were having an extra marital relationship with each other? The morning show.

It's not a real show. That's a TV show. Yeah, that's what I was asking. It's not that. No, like a real show. Like a real life. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't even know the names of morning shows.'ll take the l no you gotta get literally can't even just think of a morning show you watch i don't watch them that's what i can't even conjure that uh the morning show that was my it's horrible by good morning america Was that really the answer? You're whimpering. All right. Last one. Who is the most followed person on Instagram? Cristiano Ronaldo.

All right, bro. Was that right? No, bro. Yeah, I don't even know. Maybe I am dumb. Hey, and honestly, as my friend, for you to do that, that's not Nah, bro. Yeah, I don't even know. Maybe I am dumb. Hey, and honestly, as my friend, for you to do that, that's not right. Honestly. I told you I didn't want to do it.

It's like you lost $10,000 and you went and took $10,000 more out to try to win it back. I told you let's not do it. Hey, if I'm not here next week on the podcast, bro. Hey, everybody round of applause for Flashcard Cam. I didn't have a childhood, but I read the shit out of some flashcards. He's a load of that guy. What was the first YouTube video ever made? Uploaded? I don't know.

It's me at the zoo or some shit like that. See, I win and I'm smart too. Guys, thank you so much for coming. You are smart. Dude, come to tour if I'm even there. He'll be there. Thank you so much for coming back to episode 110. Unbelievable.

He is literally scratching his thumb right now. No, because that's bullshit. Because I had so much confidence this year because I was doing so well. All right, guys. I'm going to put nails in your cereal. What? I'm going to put nails in your cereal. Another psychotic episode.

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