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Cam, you are, let's, let's, the audience cannot see this. His couch is literally on pins and needles right now. Oh yeah, it is. It's awful. It's not only the back. Normally every episode we have to construct some kind of configuration to fix the back of the couch. Now, it is the front and the back. The front is sitting on a nice little styrofoam and plastic concoction.

The back is sitting on some cardboard, some two-by-fours. We got a chair holding up the midsection. It's an unfortunate situation. But we might be able to say this right now. This might be the last episode with these couches. Drop it on them. We might. We might.

I went out this week. I've been looking at some couches because I was like, okay, what can hold two metric tons? Okay. From the left side of the camera. That might be able to work. And then so we were in the store were in we're in the in the store and i was like every employee y'all have sit on that one and see if you can and one of them move a lot just move a lot hey that guy's bigger hey come here no 100 we we might be getting new couches

by the end of this week so that'll be a new thing it's not gonna be too big of a change though they're gonna look similar to this no more no more no more green velvet no not green okay first off where where are you you are blending in with the couch like it is uncanny how exact a color match that is yeah i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie i've been trying to you know change my wardrobe a little bit so i've been going into this athleisure vibe. I went to the store yesterday. I bought like four of these shirts. Why do I wear the one that blends me into the couch?

I'm seeing a floating neck and biceps. Yeah, I'm just a floating head and arms and a little bit of leg. And I look like a camp counselor from the leg below. Can we be honest? That's literally what I had to wear when I worked at Hibbitz. Yeah, I'm not going to wear those shorts worked to hit it yeah i'm not with those shorts audio listeners i know you're a little confused but i am completely blending into the couch waist down i am uh a church leader right now i know i'm so sorry so sorry strange detail on the

fit yeah your socks are making me uncomfortable the more i look at my socks the more i look at them what's wrong my socks they're in like a purgatory middle ground. It's like longer than an ankle, but it's not a full crew sock. It's enough for one little fold in it. Where does one purchase those? What is the length of that sock? It was a gift for my birthday. From who and from where?

Oh, I can't say that. And it was Amazon. Temu. Amazon. Oh, not Alibaba. What? Alibaba. Who?

You don't know what Alibaba is? Alibaba is the bee's knees. I think I went to school with a girl named Alibaba. I think so. She was different than the rest of us. But she was a sweet girl. I'm sure she was. She was. She was was great and now is this the same alibaba did she move to the dallas area who's who's alibaba alibaba is a a manufacturer in a like a

huge company now that's what people do when they oh no because those socks aren't real that's why i was seeing where you got them from those are are not sold in Walmart, Target, or anywhere near. I got them the same place I can go buy a house right now, Amazon. That's exactly where I got these. Dude, I am camouflaged into the couch right now. You're like Randall. And it had me thinking, animals that can camouflage, right? Savages.

The ones that get captured out in the wild and you can camouflage, at that point, do you deserve it you you did not master your trade yeah you took your gift for granted you never put up extra reps and you deserve to be caught yeah if you if you camouflage and you still get hunted no at that point that's where you got to take some accountability hey hey there's a ladder you're you're just you're right where you're supposed to be in the food chain and you're not climbing that's why you gotta hit one of these that's my bad no no you're right where you're supposed to be in the food chain, and you're not climbing. That's why you got to hit one of these. That's my bad.

No, no, you're right. That's me. Y'all have a good one, man. Keep the planes safe. I'll be back never. Now, if I could camouflage, I think I would be the best criminal in the world. If I genuinely could, like, if I was outside, and now I'm a tree, I'm never getting caught. Okay, time out.

What crime are you committing if I could if I could camouflage yeah outside on a tree well I could camouflage you're gonna be a pickpocketer you're just like I'm like

no I could literally like not even have to pickpocket I could be like that wallet is mine now I'm a brick wall like you know what I mean like I could do anything

so you would pickpocket with with the with with the amazing ability of being able to camouflage you would become a petty thief oh i would do that i would literally go onto planes what what are you like you don't see what i'm saying you get camouflaged you turn to a criminal what are you doing i would i would yeah 100 that would be the best perk of being able to camouflage, is to be a criminal. What about to fight crime? Hey, there's hostage in there.

I need you to become that PVC pipe, crawl up in there, you're a ceiling tile, you just go, ah! You just drop on him. He goes, what the, oh, he's so hairy! And then you're gone. No, I would, any superpower that people ask for, it's definitely for their own gain. There's no.

As a kid, you've never been like, when people ask, what is one superpower you wish you could get? The first thing in their mind is like, how could I help people? It's never that. As a kid, I'm never like, okay, the one superpower, fly. How am I going to fly from bank to bank and take everything? Like, you're broke. Why are you going to the dark side? You're a good man. But it's always for personal use. power fly how am i gonna fly from bank to bank and take everything like you're you're broke why are you going to the dark side but you're a good man but it's always for personal use any not for

crime that's what i'm getting at why are you turning evil like you're a good guy you said i'd pick pocket i'd get on planes first off what do you mean by you're getting on planes free rides that's what about if it's full? Full capacity. I'm in the bathroom now. Like, I'm literally in the... So now he's peeping on people in the bathroom. He's stealing your wallet.

He's watching you take a piss. My God. I'm, like, in the bathroom, and then I hear a tingle. I'm like, oh, God. That's a stinker. Could you imagine someone's pissing, and it's, like, a lot of turbulence. They're just looking at the walls and trying to balance. They touch, and you go, ooh.

They touch the wall this year, ooh. They go, what the fuck? Your eyes peel open. I'm like, oh, that tickles. Dude, I went back home this weekend, right? Oh, you did. And I was talking to my dad, right? Ooh.

And he unlocked a fear in me that I never thought of. And I'm nervous about it going on tour this year. Because we're going to be taking a lot of plane rides. Like, at least like 40, right? A lot. My, because he said this happened to him, and now it is a super fear I have this summer. Oh, God. Having, like, a stomach virus on a plane.

That's top tier. That is probably the most inconvenient and scary thing ever. Now, for you, that is life-altering. That would literally change the course of your life. But for me, it's a canon event. I would just, I'd go. But you, you would not be able to. You'd be sitting there.

Oh, oh. With a seatbelt, and you'd have to live with it. Well, there's multiple layers to it there's multiple layers because first of all i already get dizzy in the sky yeah my brain is not meant to go at that altitude you know what i mean it is not meant to be that scrambled eggs up there yeah so i'm first of all i'm stone cold like sober already but if you put me in the sky right now i'm discombobulated i don't know what my life left and right is bro to speak on the discombobulated you remember when you had the headphones wait what this is how not normally is you literally it was a delta flight they gave me

the free headphones you were undoing them and you looked at me you said bro where the shit with the headphones when am i gonna get in there in your hand bro and i was like bro you're way too tired i don't do well on planes at all but imagine you have the runs you got diarrhea of the butt on an airplane and you go to sit and like you're squirting it up it is like a windex out of your out of your rectal the altitude alone might make you leak a little you know what i mean you hit a nice you're sitting there, everything's just dropping down. Because my dad told me, he was like, yeah, I remember one time I was coming back from Vegas and I got real sick. And so I was in the commode all two and a half hours of that plane ride. And he said, I painted the walls of that place. And he said, and this lovely lady went in right after me. And I was like, did you see her

reaction? He was like, those are one of the things you don't look back it's one of those things you just oh it's one of those things you just keep going oh my god first off poor woman yeah second off your dad if he spent two and a half hours in a two by two bathroom 30 000 feet in the air he literally needs to be on a no-fly list he's never allowed on airline again that is that is that's grosser than me eating in the shower that's grosser than you're not but that alone is absolutely disgusting an airplane bathroom sucks yeah horrible i don't know how to flush on airplane bathroom i'm always confused i don't know there's not a button or a lever like where is it i just leave it one time i've peed on a on an airplane bathroom it's before we took off i've never done it walking like i've never done it whenever we were still grounded i was like i forgot to go pee at terminal

c now i'm gonna go use this bathroom i just left it so we weren't even in the sky oh no we were grounded the plane wasn't shaking. Still packing bags. You're still on the floor of the earth. Yeah. And you didn't flush your urine. I didn't know how, though. And your urine, I know it was pungent.

I know it stunk more than the average orange. You know what I mean? It was like boiling. You and your father need to invest in a charter bus. Neither one of you deserve to fly. You didn't flush your piss on a plane. No. And we were on Earth.

Yeah. Why? I think I've said it. I didn't know how. Work for it. Try to figure it out. I pressed every button. I pressed every button. I pressed every button.

But you know what I did try to do? Because I just watched Now You See Me with Leonardo DiCaprio. And there was a scene where he escaped the plane by going through the bathroom. And I was pushing everything to see if I could go to the baggage area. Couldn't find it. They make it a lot harder in real life. Bro, you would be the guy that literally pops through and you're just in the sky. You're just like,

you just fly out of a... It's like that scene from Soul Plane when the dog is taken out. 100%. Bro, oh my God.

I cannot get over that. What? Getting the runs in the sky. It's the biggest fear ever. That is a genuine fear. That might have a name. That might get a phobia. Yeah.

Like a real title. It's called, it's like astro-shitty phobia. Ass in air phobia. Oh my God. Ass in air. We got to coin that. Yeah.

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Because I have a ridiculous plane story too. Hopefully it doesn't involve like discrimination. Okay, it doesn't at all. But all right. I've heard a couple of your stories. It involves some weird shit, but not down that path. Okay, good, good. So we went to Indianapolis to watch Gabe's national championship.

He won again, so shout out, Gabe. National champion Gabe. Let's go, baby. Two time. Two time. Back to back. Anyway, we get on this plane, and me, Liv, and Malachi were sitting towards the back. Yeah.

He did great. He's a good baby. He did great. It's always a little selfish to have babies on planes. It is a selfish move. I hate people that take babies on planes. I hated myself that weekend. We're not bringing him on tour, right?

Oh, no. Oh, okay. He's only going to drivable distance shows. Yeah, okay, 100%. He's not getting on an aircraft. At that point, in the airport, I don't even know you. I'm not sitting by Malachi. I'm like, hey, this guy's got a baby.

I'm sorry for what he's making. You go to check in, but we're all on the same ticket because it's like company purchase, and it's like, Malachi, can you go? Hey, that's got a baby. I'm sorry for what he's making. You go to check in, but we're all on the same ticket because it's like company purchase. And it's like, Malachi, can you go? Hey, that's a faulty. Check your machine. He's not with me. This baby's not with me.

I don't know the baby. I'm like, wipe the baby's hands for powder. Here we go. I'm like, check the baby. I don't know. Double check that baby. That doesn't look like a diaper bag if you ask me. They got contraband.

But we're toward the very back so we could all sit together right so i am in the right side of the plane aisle seat nice this man comes in one row in front of me on the left side of the plane aisle seat so we're like cattywampus yeah a little cattywampus but very close you can you can definitely see that man your reach and touch okay nice shouldn't do that so no never would but jet let's just show you the distance. Okay. We sit down. They go through their shit. And then right when we're about to take off, like the jet engines, you feel it? This man literally goes.

I'm like, oh, my God. No, yeah. No. Thoughts are racing, if I'm being honest. He's flicking. Whoa. But there's nothing wrong with it. But I'm going to watch you.

I'm going to watch you flick. Too much hand. I don't know where this is going. I'm going to let you land. Oh, trust me. Hopefully the plane lands. I was waiting to see if we were going to land. No, I'm just kidding.

But he's, oh my God. I missed a huge part. This man, when he walked, oh my God. When he walks in, he has a duffel bag that could fit a human. It's literally this big. It looks like a big-ass sack of... It looks like a big... Okay, but I'm not joking.

I'm not potting. He literally, it comes in and it's like... There's like machinery clacking in it. Immediately you're hitting the floor. I'm like, bing, bing, bing, bing. They're like, sir, your fan is on, fatty. Your AC's on. I'm like, the chips are coming.

I'm like, right there, watch them. Huge. It was so, I want y'all to think about this. It was so big. You know the overhead bins? Yes. That can fit four suitcases maybe? His one bag.

It took the whole thing and he closed it with confidence. How the hell did he get through TSA with that? Who said that? That's a carry-on. Who said that? It was like he was going to climb Everest. It literally was a tent. There's pots.

His whole life was in that duffel bag. Everything he owns was in that bag. And it sounded like machinery. It was a huge black bag clanking. He puts it up there, sits down, goes to the flick. We're back in the story. All of a sudden. So he's sitting there.

I know. Just let me. I know. Right? No, we're not that bad. He's getting ready, right? And he had like a satchel. Almost like, it wasn't like a full crossbody, but it was like a small one.

How many goddamn bags does this guy need? No, this guy literally said, I'm not paying 40 for the fucking checked bag, American. He said, I'm bringing my life with me. But he pulls out a notebook, like this big. Okay. A little notebook. Opens it up, sets it on his lap. Out of nowhere.

He's done with this, but he starts going. No, you stop. Stop it. Stop it. I'm like, yes. I'm like, sick. like my i'm my adhd i'm like i'm sitting there vibing with the guy and you start going i go watch me when he was on i'm sitting there yeah so he's he's ticket attacking and all of a sudden i swear to god we're like this is the Ascend. Yeah. First off, who is active on a plane one?

Secondly, why are you doing it while we're literally like that? Shouldn't do it on this couch. On the Ascend, and he literally goes like this. He unbuckled. No, no. He unbuckled his seatbelt and took a quick stand. But it was like five seconds. He literally went.

And I go, oh, brother, he's... I'm thinking he's terrified of planes. Terrified. He's ticking and tacking. He's flicking. He's standing up. He sits down and goes... Starts doing this...

At this point, he's a sorcerer. In my mind, he's a sorcerer in my mind he's casting spells he's literally going like this he goes who's he pointing at the whole time he's elbowing his neighbor

he's like his neighbor's like he's animated as hell. Yeah. Okay. Now you have to believe me when I say this. Yeah. This lasted the entirety of the hour and 45 minute flight to the point where I fell asleep,

woke up. I look at the man, he's in a sweat and he's going and i'm like okay what the hell this guy's stabbing us off the chart his notebook falls over it's sheet music brother's a band director a conductor and he's getting reps up in 32c and he's literally getting reps up. He's like, He's the Kobe Bryant of composing music. Oh my God. I'm like, I couldn't even imagine

just doing this for an hour and 45 straight. He's literally conducting a symphony. Bro. And his neighbors had to have hated him. First of all,

is that even helpful for the actual... Yeah. You're not hearing if they're f***ing up, Kyle. You're just getting your hands right. Yeah. He's like hearing if they're f***ing up, guys. You're just getting your hands right.

Yeah. He's like, I'm not going to lie. What if he actually just wasn't a music composer? Like, he was just like, that was his fun. That's his pastime, his hobby. He's like, what did he do? And I don't even know. But, bro, it was like, I mean, you've seen him.

Like, I don't know all this, but he was telling the winds. He was like, bring it in. Bring it in. He said, crescendo. Backside. Now drop it down. The bass. The bass.

He goes bass, bass, bass. And the whole time, he's the fucking crushing himself. He's like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Did you not talk to him? Am I going to talk to that guy? You don't want to be like. He'd probably answer in instruments. Like, hey, bro, what are you doing this week?

He's like. Like, barking and honking and shit. No, I didn't talk to him. I made sure he got in that obviously that bag it's not machinery anymore my mind's probably flutes and trumpets and in a tuba he had a sax in there he is the band he's the band i'm i'm convinced that he's a one-man band who conducts and plays everything he's like he's like grabbing stuff putting things up dude it was it was why that is a sick plane experience it was on but he was like he was relatively quiet so it's like he wasn't the people next to him they need a refund they hated they need credit yeah american

airlines yeah that's yeah but no one else got Bro, band people don't get enough credit. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're the number one slayers of the... First of all, let's put that out there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If you can play drums, you're getting something. Oh, my God.

Dude, did you ever go to the band hallway in high school and smell it? Oh, my God. Dude, they got active, brother. They got active back there. Wait, whoa. Like, marching man outside sweat active or, like, boof? Oh, boof. Oh, my God.

They were having freak-offs in the rehearsal rooms. She's drumstick in the back of her head. Put your head in the tube he's like she's like oh my god no that's a hundred percent a known thing that the that the really that the band kids were always the freakiest band kids are like that a hundred percent that's why whenever i was in middle school i tried out for band i swear to god no pod i swear on everything i love now this this might be the most important question i've ever asked you in our life what instrument trumpet what i want you to think about what you just said you're in the likes of pierce listener

no dead ass trumpet i tried out for band one time how the hell did that go i i didn't get it you obviously i remember my mom we went to like guitar center or something and we rented a trumpet oh my god and i was watching lance armstrong what's the guy's name what's the what's the guy's name lance arm Armstrong has one nut, and he rides bikes through France. You're watching Louis Armstrong. Louis Armstrong. Louis Armstrong. There you go.

I was watching Louis, right? And I was like, dude, that's sick. It sounds good. And then the band kids were getting action, and I was like, I want both of them. So I was like, I'm going to try out for band. And I remember Preston got in the band. He was first chair. Oh, what instrument?

Trumpet. I'm a trumpet ass family. And I remember the whole week leading up to my band tryout, I was like hooping. And then I was real life high school musical. I was hooping during the day, trumpet at night. I remember I would be in my foyer in my house. Oh, my God. And I genuinely don't remember ever learning the sheet music either.

You were Nick Cannon. This is Friday Night Lights. You could freestyle some shit, and then they give you a basic whitewash song, and you go, can't read it. Is that Friday Night Lights, or is that Drumline? Oh, my God. Friday Night Lights was the dad that beat his son because he couldn't catch. Mute it for YouTube.

Morning Qualcomm. But, no, I dead ass. And I don't remember ever genuinely learning the sheet music. I just remember I was trying to make as much noise as possible. You're just sitting there. The conductor's like, the up you're just like sir i'm trying just screaming so i remember like i thought and that was the only thing my parents weren't helpful in like every other aspect of my creativity they were like a hundred percent they literally went into their room and locked the door when it was practice they go go feed him basketball practice is long give me my headphones

they just sit there it's you're in the foyer it's like so bad i was literally just making as much noise as possible and so i thought i was smoking i I am loud. You go, I'm getting boxed. I'm going to whack Stacey on the tuba. So I remember going into the band tryout, and I had delusional confidence back then. You always have. And so I remember sitting down, right? And basically how the tryout works is there is a dude right in front of you, and then there's the people that are already in the band.

And the people that are already in the band and the people that are already in the band knew the song right and you're supposed to put your instrument in with the song as you practice you have to match the you have to like slide in right i took it as i didn't know that was the objective of the trial i thought it was freestyle hour like make this beat sick so i remember the trumpet i remember it was mr gregory and so mr gregory was sitting there like this tall lanky white dude he was like payton harden and i was like you go mr gregory so i was sitting there all the band kids and i was like y'all are fresh off a session huh i was like i'm gonna be with y'all in a second i got third here we go oh my god third i would always i would like the middle grab i don't want to start or finish get me in the middle

middle come on they're running sevens in the brass section my god no wonder i never saw kids at lunch they're getting freak offs at 12 p.m our kids did it in the gutter in the band hall so oh it's 100% a fact the the cop it's a long story you had acne kids blowing flutes and then having sex in sewer water good good morning to you so i remember the the the whole band started going it was beautiful i was like y'all killing that i was like here we go he said oh i didn't have the sheet music open the book was closed he said open the book i literally saw mr. Gregory go, he goes, your spits like, dude, and I, God, God bless whoever I returned that trumpet to.

I was fucking getting loogies in that jar. I need to say I was never getting loogies in that jar. Needless to say, I was never in the band. He said, They look under a microscope, literally crawling in there. Yeah, needless to say, I was never in the band after that. Oh, my God. Yeah, I had such delusional optimism. It's beautiful, though.

It was great. Yeah. My God. Yeah. My God. Yeah. I went, I went, there it came with the thing. I went with the, I went back home this weekend, right? And all these childhood stories started to float back. That's why I love going back to my hometown.

I remember. You have a little seizure? Did I? You said, that's why I love going back to my hometown. That's's why I love going back to my hometown. That's generally why I love going back to my hometown. Right. But one of the things that I realize now as I'm getting older, when I go back home is how different I am from my family. I'm so different.

Right. And so we went out, we went out to eat. We went out to eat and it was a hot summer day spring day hot spring day the weather's getting nice outside we go to this restaurant first of all my brother and my dad are like hey let's eat outside first of all i don't want to sweat when i eat not doing that i don't want to do it they go but you know it's it's their thing family thing 50 already said yes so i'm like okay bet let's sit outside i'm sitting down the sun's directly in my right oh my god i'm sneezing i'm sneezing over belgian waffles i'm i'm going crazy right i'm having a horrible time but But then, did you feel that?

Yeah, what the fuck? Literally like an earthquake just happened. So I'm eating, right? We get this big ass waffle. It's like a family size waffle. We're eating it outside. I'm sweating, not having a good time. I'm starting to get odors of myself, right?

It's mixing in with the filet. I'm cooking. I'm cutting up the waffle. A bee flies by, right? A bee. I'm cooking. I'm cutting up the waffle. A bee flies by, right? A bee. First of all, I don't want to be outside for this reason. I don't want bugs near my food.

Nowhere. Right? My family is not even acknowledging the bee. Your mom's just like, oh, pretty bee. Yeah. I'm just like, I can talk to it. My mom talks to animals. She's like, come back if you need a friend. Yeah, she's like, oh my God, there's Cynthia.

You don't know the guy. You're like this. Like, you're trying to kill the fucking bee. So, the bee inevitably lands on the family waffle in the middle. First of all, waffle's done. No one's eating that anymore. We don't want that waffle. I'm not eating that waffle.

Second off, who orders a family waffle? Like, where did y'all go where they bring you a King Kong-sized waffle? It was one of those restaurants where that's like their specialty. My mom found it on TikTok. So the bee lands on there. Now, I'm all for animal peace. I love animals. I love everything.

I think everything should have a prosperous life. Death to them all. Especially things with wings. Exactly. And stingers. Oh, yeah. Now, bees, they're predators. They are.

They're here to hurt me. They are apex predators. Like, if that thing stings and you got to get an EpiPen, that thing is a threat. We should take care of that. 100%. Now, my family agrees, now that it's on the food, we have to kill this bee.

Nice. Right? So my initial thought is like you were joking about it. I take off my shoe. I'm like I'm going to kill this bee.

My mom goes do not do that. And I said how else are we going to kill it? You want to grab it? My mom brings out bug spray out of her

purse. And when I tell you she lights this B up that means like burning alive. And then me and my family got into the heated debate.

What is more cruel to bugs? Is it to smash them or is it to put bug spray on them 100 your mom is an evil tyrant because would you rather get crushed by a building yeah or like burn a lot yeah essentially 100 easily you did was your dad on board with the shoe my dad was in his own world he's like i'm gonna go do My dad was like, I don't know what's going on. You know those little animated videos where people take stories

and they make it? What if this was all happening and shit just panned to the tree and your dad's just like repping pull-ups? No, your mom's tripping. I genuinely don't think bug spray is the appropriate way

to go about taking care of anything. First off, isn't bug spray for you? Bug spray is to repel the bugs, not to drown them in poison. No, you don't put raid on yourself. Okay, now this is a different conversation. Your mom had raid in her purse? It's like a personal raid, like a little pocket raid.

You're kidding. Yeah, like a pocket raid. Your mom is an exterminator. had raid my mom i'm thinking she had off you could literally take my mom's purse to an auction like i don't know what is in there they go uh louis vuitton with uh raid a nine millimeter and some cognac careful that's crazy 100 a little baby brandy in there. A little B&B. 100% spray and bugs.

Spray's worse. The only time you should use raid spray on bugs is if there's a nest. You've got to take down the whole game. Oh, yeah. You're going. You're one on 100. Yeah. You need some firepower.

Exactly. You need some backup. But if it's one on one, you've got a little roach or something. Just crush them. Easily. Because they don't even see it. They probably feel it. But like that quick.

Yeah. The spray, I mean, they're legit suffocating, dying, being poisoned. Yeah, it's so rough. And if you want to be so ethical, just crush them. Yeah. Out of his misery, done. Anything. Yeah.

Easy. And I don't understand mouse traps either. I've never had a mouse. Now you want to talk about unethical that is so messed up you want to know the worst ones bro what i i would venture to say so do you first off you know there's like a lot of different mousetraps and no i'm not versed in the mousetrap so i was because i lived in arkansas so i had to put them all over the place nasty ass state anyway two mainstream ones yeah are your are your wooden block with the spring kills yeah

that's the only kind i know then there's a sticky pad there's literally a thing about yay big yeah and it's a little tunnel it's like a little highway system but they never see the other side yeah and it is literally sticky as hell i'm talking like when you set it up if you put your finger in it you're like it's some skin's gonna come with it bro it is literally sticky as hell. I'm talking like when you set it up, if you put your finger in it, you're like – Some skin's going to come with it. Bro, it is extremely sticky. And you put a little piece of food on there or something, a little treat, they go to get it.

Then they decompose against their own will, and they're stuck on the mat, dying. No pain outside of ultimate hunger, ultimate death. No, no see i think those should be gone like that's not right think about that they literally get stuck they're like and then they're there until they die oh my god yeah i know it's like the movie mine whenever he was like the army guy he got stuck on the mine he's like they're trying to like dig it out yeah he's just like yeah no seriously dude that's imagine right like for you like you can relate to a rat a lot it's like the glorious food is right there oh my god i would do anything

to go get this food imagine that for you you're a rat you're just a big rat like imagine that i'm like sticky hallway chance of getting a broken neck. Just run after it. Bro, but for definitely, the bar is like, it's the same scenario. The bar is more ethical. It's going to kill them, and it might not kill them instantly, but that metal bar is going to hit them right in their neck. And that's better than them just being stuck. Yeah, I think we should like discontinue mousetraps. No.

Yes, you should. Brother, I came home from a basketball practice and my my eight-count pack of tortillas were near gone. That's a cleanliness thing. No, that's Arkansas. That is an Arkansas thing. Oh, I do remember that. You did tell me that. I went to Home Depot, and I bought a 2x4,

and I rented a circular saw. And I literally— What were you doing to these rats, Dahmer? No, I was trying to keep them the f*** out. They wouldn't leave me. I did peppermint oil spray. I bought copper bush wiring. Filled the holes.

Jesus. I laid regular traps. I laid sticky traps. And I come back, my tortillas are gone again. And that's when you got beef. When they start messing with your food supply. So then I... Because they're like, that's my food.

Yeah, I go, that's my fucking food. You rat. And he goes, you're the bigger rat. But I literally, it got to food. I go, that's my food. You rat. He goes, you're the bigger rat. But I literally, it got to the point I went and bought wood and nailed wood into the infrastructure of my home to try to close gaps. That's how bad it was. It was sick. Sick work.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Oh my God. Before I forget this, I absolutely have to tell you something which happened to Olivia last week. What happened to Olivia? I'm upstairs. I'm prepping upstairs because her family's about to come down. Yeah. All of a sudden, I hear, oh my God, oh my God, no.

Don't like that noise. First of all, don't like that noise. My baby's down there with you. You need to speak in actual English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, oh my God, no. Don't like that noise, first of all. Don't like that noise. My baby's down there with you. You need to speak in actual English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, oh my God, no. And I go, babe? She goes, oh God, no.

And I go, Olivia, what? She goes, God! It just keeps escalating. But seriously, she goes, oh, no. Yeah. Now we all know my wife's dramatic. Oh, yeah, 100%. My initial thought, she broke a glass or she spilled her coffee.

Right. And if that's the worst of the worries I got to worry about, it's annoying, I got to clean it up, but that's it. Yeah. Tell me why I go downstairs and she is dead still, stone cold look on her face. And now I'm starting to panic. I'm like,

what's going on? I literally go, babe, talk to me. She goes, Oh no. I go, Olivia speak or I'm going to freak out.

Yeah. She literally looks me in the eyes. It goes, I just, my pants. She wasn't lying. She was not lying. Now I'm gonna up this. Now I need, CJ you need to sit down for this brother. You need to sit down. Peyton you need to sit back. morning midday she's still in her pajamas pajamas are loose flowy when i tell you i go no you didn't you're lying she goes no there's literally poop in my pants right now and i go i go turn around. Peyton, Liv turns around and there is

a literal stain on her pajamas. And I am not kidding. I will not put a picture, show a picture up there. No.

There is photographic evidence of this for y'all. If you do not believe me the world you will never see it this happened she's then playing defense with her own butt having to keep it nice and squeezed so she can get to the toilet when i tell you i was never closer to a divorce than this moment in my life the words uttered from her mouth next. Oops, I think some got on the floor.

And I said, burn in hell. This is in the kitchen. This is in my kitchen. No. And she thinks her feces was on the floor, bro. Yep, there it is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no y'all need time apart y'all need a break

y'all need to take a break y'all need to take a break please let me come stay with you i'm not gonna lie let's pile on live real quick let's go for it was a wednesday afternoon and i don't get texts from live i don't get texts and now but but now if i ever do get a random picture from live i'm assuming it's my nephew i'm assuming it's your son like oh my god he's in a cute new hoodie or he's wearing some smiling yeah i got some koala bear stuff on that's what i think i'm gonna get right wednesday afternoon i'm having a good day i rarely have good days so i was trying to bask in my good day they're far and few ding oh lyft's texting me what's going on attachment one image i open it? I open the text message. Invisible ink over the image.

And I said, is this supposed to go to camp? So I'm a little nervous opening this text message. So I squiggle it all the way out, right? Without looking at it. I look at my peripheral. It's a toilet. And I said, huh? I turn all the way back around your wife camera

sent me a picture of the blasphemy she made in the pot on a wednesday afternoon yeah and the worst part and i told you in person when it happened because peyton called me and said hey both of y'all can go to hell and i would have said no no no he goes no both of you go to hell i call him back and i told you and i told you i told her no yeah 20 times i said do not do that right do not do that yeah it was to the point i don't know if she was like on like a happy high that day yeah I wanted her to be more sad she was tearing up laughing it's not funny at the thought of sending it to you

it's not funny not even the end result it's not funny she is wheezing and crying laughing she goes I'm gonna do it I'm gonna send it to him and I'm like Liv I don't know what you're on

I don't even know who you are right now you need to put your phone down let's get home you gotta feed your son here soon. Let's just get home and feed him. She goes, no, I'm going to do it. And I'm like, I think I'm rubbing off on her a little too much. And the worst part is I say, I'm not going through this alone.

I say, Liv, do the same thing to CJ. I call CJ upstairs. I call CJ upstairs. She says it to CJ. He opens it. I call CJ upstairs. She sends it to CJ. He opens it. He goes, wow. And then CJ goes, hey, wait, you want to see this one my dad sent me? I said, what the is going on in my house?

What the? CJ's sitting there like, what'd you eat? He's dissecting. He's like, god damn, a lot of shrimp, huh? Yeah. He goes, you used that new spice didn't you say we got to reevaluate this friend group we got to either drop some people off or add some new ones because i need some regulation like this is we're getting to a point where i don't

you're outnumbered and this parlays into a fantastic question I had. Because with the subject matter of what I saw, you can also smell that, right? In real life. Could I smell it? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I have a question.

And it pertains to real life. And it's a genuine thought I had. Okay. Do you think you see more or you smell more? See. Wrong. 100% wrong. 100% right. How do you think so? I can be standing in a town.

Right now, I can see all those buildings, all the trees, all the cars in between. I can only smell what is right here. But you're smelling more often than you are seeing. Incorrect. That's 100% right. Incorrect. You know why? Eight hours of the day, you're not doing nothing but smelling. But you're smelling the same thing. It's still smelling. If I were to run on a treadmill, I'm running it on the same thing, but I'm still running. But are we counting different scents versus different sights or time spent seeing? The act of smelling, the act of seeing.

If it's just the act. First off, is it a scientific fact that you smell in your sleep? If you're breathing, you're smelling. No, that's not true either. I didn't know you had different ports. Everyone's got two ports immediately, you jack wagon. Eyes, nose, and throat are all connected. If eyes, nose, and throat are connected, then something's hitting my eyes so that means

technically every time you're seeing then you're then you're tasting what he's gonna combust every time you're seeing that you're smelling if eyes nose and throat you know what i mean yes 100 if they're all connected you're seeing and smelling at the same time if someone and if you shot one of them off, you're still smelling. If someone's a snorer, they're going through their mouth. Kim. Even if you're a mouth breather, you're still using your nose. That's what I'm saying.

Okay, but then that's... Now, that's a dumb question. How? Because if it's just off time, and then you're going to argue, well, your nose never turns off, then that's an obvious win. Then that's a win. Then just say I won.

But then why was it even a question? Because. Because you could have deducted that on your own. Do you see more or do you smell more? Different things. Different things or the use of it, I would say see. I would think we smell more because we smell everything we see. We just can't differentiate. No, you don't. Yes, you do. I'm say C. I would think we smell more because we smell everything we see.

We just can't differentiate. No, you don't. Yes, you do. I'm seeing that. I'm seeing a chase. I can't smell the checks. I'm seeing a building. Okay.

I am falling. I am literally falling. My God. Just take this room, for example. Take this studio. You're seeing lights, correct? Yes. You're seeing lights. You. Take this studio. You're seeing lights, correct? Yes. You're seeing lights.

You're seeing a screen. You're seeing cameras. We're not going to win this. They all have different smells. And you can't smell them from right here. Yes, you can. You just can't differentiate them. I can see the back of his neck.

And I'm not smelling Cubby. I can see that rotted banana over there i'm smelling that yeah but you can't okay everything has everything has a smell yes yes everything has smell so i can't smell everything but you can yes but you're not subjected to it you have to be close enough you don't have you're not a basset hound you are a human a man you cannot smell i can't even smell that over there i can't smell anything over there that's because you have a deviated septum that's not true and who are you sniff mcgruff like what are you you you can't smell far either yes i can we cannot smell that have you ever been in a parking lot and you saw i smell someone making wings and you don't even

see the wing spot and you have to go look around for it and why yes or no why is that because the smoke is traveling near you okay but if it was indoors right right but you can't smell the sandwiches at jersey mike's before you go in watch this watch this what's the watch this you're in a house right okay and you smell smoke if you would have saw the fire you would have put it out you can smell before you see things just like in your parking lot and you smell somebody making barbecue but you don't know where the barbecue restaurant's at you ever walked outside on the nfl sunday and somebody's barbecuing outside can you see the grill hey you that is the most elementary, basic. Wind!

One word. Wind! If someone's grilling inside, they have failed their customers and they're all going home with the disease. If there's no outlet for the smoke. That's not true. I can smell a good Mexican restaurant from a mile away. Because. They're not cooking outside.

I didn't say they're on the back of a truck for cooking in the back i'm saying the the smoke is leaving the restaurant and then winds taking it to your nostrils i can see if if that were true then how come that's not true in every scenario we could pull up to a wing stop and see it before we smell it. We could pull up to a Mexican restaurant and see it before we smell it. Depends on where... It depends. It's all circumstantial.

I f***ing agree! You're the one that just said you can smell it before you see it. If you go outside, you can smell it before you see it. That is not true. We see fires on highways. I'm not smelling the fire

before I see it. There's a lot of jokes I want to make right now about how I'm right. No, no, don't. I can't fire before I see it. There's a lot of jokes I want to make right now. No, no. I'm right. No, no, don't. I can't. Go for it.

No, I'm not. Give me a picture. Give me a picture. Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. Where the fuck is your mind going? But say, our studio is downtown, right? And we can wrap this up. But our studio is downtown, right? Yes. I can walk. We've been walking down street down we

all right we've been walking downtown right i've smelled literal human feces yes and i've been like they're outside today yes around this corner probably yes did i see them first no you can see you can smell before you see peyton i need you to i need you to conceptualize this one four letter word i'm going to say wind there's not wind there's not wind outside there's not wind the only thing you get the only time you can smell outside is there's wind no? No, but it's bringing the smell. So, okay, if we went downtown and we stood in the middle of the street and we had peers say, hold on, they're doing something to all the traffic, and we just stood in the middle of the street,

and I handed you binoculars, and we looked four blocks down, and we saw a guy, probably doesn't have a house, sitting on the side of the street. Yeah. We saw him before we could smell him. Okay, if you use enhancements, it changes the whole argument. When is your enhancement? If I put on a nose tube going down there, I would smell him too.

You, oh my God, that is not real. I think I bodied you. That's not real. I think I bodied you. That's not real. I think I bodied you. Then why can I not smell the teller that's thumbing through the hundreds right now? You can't see the chase either. I can see the chase? No, you can't.

I can see the chase. You're supposed to go with me. That's not a chase. I can see the chase. Okay. Why can't I smell it? It's different. Oh, it's different?

If you had to sit. Look, there's glass, right? It's different. Oh, it's different? Cause there's, if you put, if you had to sit, look, there's glass, right? That's blocking the smell. And what is, oh my God,

here we go. What's it blocking? The smell. What's bringing the smell to you? The air. Wait, no! Whoa,

whoa, so it's blocking what? If we, if we put the blinds down, it's blocking, you couldn't see the chase either, could you? That's fine. And I could smell the blinds down, you couldn't see the chase either, could you? That's fine.

And I could smell the blinds. What? Because it has dust on them. It's blocking what? Outside. Yeah. Yeah. Bow down, you.

That's all right. I'm right. No, you're not. Oh, my God. No, you're not. I'm right. 100%. No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not. That's okay. No, you're not. Same. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you did it to yourself, and I didn't even do it. I've smelled Malachi walking in the studio.

Well, he didn't walk. Being held, coming into the studio, I've smelled him before I saw him. Shitty pants, yeah. Yeah, no wind in here, is there? You've also seen him before you smelled him. You've entered my house, you see him from the start of the kitchen.

That's a genuine question. I want to see what people have to say about it. Let us know in the comments because it's 100% you see more than you smell. Yeah. Well, thanks. No, I said put it in the comments. Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, thanks. No, I said put it in the comments. This is the yeah.

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What? So much eye contact. I want to test our friendship. I do. Let's do it. Let's go for it. We always win these, by the way, because we're in love. No, it's not a quiz.

Oh. It's a scenario. But it not a quiz Oh It's a scenario But it's a test It's a test to see what you say Oh Okay, I asked CJ this the other day Because CJ lives with me Yes

Now imagine you live with me I would prefer that 100 times more, right? So imagine you lived with me, right? I'm upstairs Your room's downstairs, right? Now, say it's the middle of the night You don't have to close your eyes Yeah, I don't know why

Say it's the middle of the night, right? I'm asleep Okay I'm in my bed You know how i sleep how do i sleep but naked exactly so i'm i'm asleep all of me's out all of it only only thing protecting from me and god is a sheet all right i'm i'm out there's like a hair in there sorry don't put it on my camera but i'm asleep right it's storming outside I don't like storms I'm scared right

and that storm makes me have a nightmare I'm asleep upstairs in my room you're asleep downstairs in your room I have a nightmare I get scared from the storm in the nightmare hey bro just wait

hey bro the storm wakes you up too all you hear coming down the stairs is and a little bit of like, Peyton's coming. I open your door.

I'm standing there. It's a silhouette of me naked in your door. I'm standing there. It's silhouette of me naked in your doorway. I'm standing there. Silhouette of me in your doorway. Cam, you roll over. What P I go, my nightmare. And then I asked you, yeah, it's still flying. It's still flying. It's trying to get its land legs. It's flying. I go, I can't go back to sleep.

Can I sleep in the bed with you? Now, as best friends for almost a decade, what would you do? Would you allow me booty butt, on i just had a nightmare you know i don't do well with nightmares oprah was in it would you let me sleep in the bed with you come on honestly no jokes honestly would you let me no joke joke. 26-year-old and 26-year-old. Absolutely not. Now, that's selfish. Absolutely not. You wouldn't even offer me anything?

I'd say, hey, go back upstairs, clothe your body, get in your bed, and go back to sleep. But I'm scared and I'm not able to sleep. Nightmare. Hold the covers tight. Hold the covers real tight. That's so wrong. I'd go, wait, here's a sound machine. And I'd throw it to you.

You wouldn't even allow, like, we could put a pillow between each other. We've done it before. We have done it before. That was different circumstances. You weren't butt naked afraid of the nature. If you were ass,

first off, if you were ass naked in my doorway, and it was a silhouette of you just all black. Careful. Okay, that's what a silhouette, if you were all black,

silhouette of you, and all I'm seeing is a man yeah and all of his manhood yeah you'd be like i am now in a real life nightmare yeah i am like what is happening and a little envious why i go man really i go if i stood up right now it's nothing like that you're like look at me dead as you would let me sleep with you? Dog, if I woke up and you're butt naked in my doorway, there's no way you're climbing your hairy, grizzly, naked body into my bed. Okay, but that's the part of friendship. Offer me something.

Offer me a pair of basketball shorts. You know I like sleeping near clothes. First thing I'd offer you is toenail clippers because I know if you get in my bed, you're going to saw the back of my calves up. You're real touchy when you get into bed with me, and you've done it every time, and it's annoying. It's a weird little sensory thing for you. You like sawing my legs.

I like feeling legs on my legs. So I'd say, you know what? Go take a pee. Go put some underwear on or my basketball shorts. Go cut your toenails. Go get your own blanket. Then you can get in my bed with pillows in between. You would make me have a checklist.

You would make me go on a full spa day before I get in the bed with you? Peyton, if I didn't, I'd wake up with male parts on my lower back and bleeding calf muscle. That's not friendship. That's not loyalty or love. Cam, that's not right. Peyton, that's not loyalty or love for you to get in my bed ass naked with talons downstairs. I'm scared. First off, be scared of your surroundings.

Be scared that you're no longer flaccid. Be scared that you're butt naked in the middle of your house asking me to get in bed. Be scared of that. You know what? Okay, if you asked me, you know what I'd say? On top or on bottom is what I would ask you. Which one you would like to? That's the difference between me and you.

You go, come here, bub. You want me or not? If we're being honest. Yeah. Do I let you in the bed? Yes. Yeah. I think we both know that.

Do I demand you put clothes on first? Yes. That's fine. I understand that. From there, I can, I can get past the rest. I got band-aids.

I can cover my calves up in the morning. I got band-aids. I got a nice fan. I won't get too hot. The hair would be one thing. It'd be different. It'd be different. Liv doesn't shave sometimes, but it's nothing to you.

Oh, no. I could warm somebody up in the cold. Oh, my God. You're a space heater. You're a walking fur monster. No. Outside of the fur, bleeding calves, as long as your genitalia, there's a layer of fabric between your genitalia and my rear.

Yeah. Or honestly, we'd have to go. We'd have to go butt to butt. I would swallow you up. It's either hold the hole or pull the pole. Oh, my God. Which one would you prefer? Pull the pole.

Are you naked? Yeah. Pull the pole would make me sad. Yeah. I'm just kidding. In regards to my security. I'm like, all right, bro. Good night.

Hey, you're safe. We're in. The storm's outside. Bad, big, bad weather outside, payday. You're good. Go CP. And I go. And I just go, really?

You know what scared me in the middle of the night last night? Because I was up until like 2 a.m. watching Netflix on my couch. Jesus Christ, this was real? You go CJ. You know what scared me in the middle of the night last night? What? And it probably scares a lot of people. I was in my living room. The kitchen's right in the middle of the night last night? What? And it probably scares a lot of people. I was in my living room.

The kitchen's right in the same vicinity, right? I was watching a show, and my ice maker on my refrigerator just goes... Yeah. Terrified the hell out of me. Oh, it'll spook you. But question came up because I always get to thinking about things I probably shouldn't. Genuinely do not understand how ice makers work in refrigerators and it's a valid question no it's it's a hundred percent valid question no it's not

i i genuinely don't get it there's there's literally not much to get yes there is there's a tray yes that holds water right from the wall which your fridge is connected to. Nice. It's cold enough to where it freezes. Easy. And then when it freezes, there's a mechanism that dispenses the ice downwards. 100%. I get it. Rinse.

Repeat. I get it. And all that is lovely and dandy. But wouldn't you think when you open up your freezer and you see the ice maker, it's just a block of ice? What? Like if it's just water in a container and it's freezing the ice, why is it not just a block of ice? How does it cube up like that?

Perfectly. It's a tray and there's molds. No, there's not. You've never seen the 99 cent plastic ones that people that like og refrigerators no that's different that's literally what it is in the fridge but it's all built in it's just a it's a tub it's literally the ice is stored you moron that's not where it's formed where do you think it's dropping to if it forms in there wouldn't be dropping i don't have ice makers in

my refrigerator or my freezer i don't have like like little trays of ice cubes to put water in and make ice cubes. I don't have that. I just have a tub. Where's the water come from? Oh my God. It's connected to a water line. It makes it in trays. Where is the tray, Cam?

It's stored behind the steel. I don't have steel in my freezer. It's plastic. Oh God. Wait, no, explain to me because I'm dead ass. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't get it in my freezer. It's plastic. Oh, God. Wait, no, explain. Because I'm dead ass. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't get it. The fridge itself.

The water dispenses into the molds for the ice. Once it gets cold. Okay, you're skipping things. Where's the mold? Dude, it's in the fridge. You don't see the compressor of the fridge, but you don't question it. What? You don't see all the inner work.

You don't see the motherboard of the fridge. Kim, see, I don't like when you explain using explaining other things where is the the ice cube maker i don't know the serial number of your fridge where is it internal okay then how does it get to the big tray it drops it's at the top of my freezer my ice makers at the top door of my freezer there's nothing above it if i open it up i can just put my hand in and grab a bunch of ice cubes then it's in it's at the top there's nothing on top of it it's an open tray okay paint the picture for me so okay look i open my freezer right okay on the top left i thought your freezer at the bottom no okay not that one i'm talking about at home like my my parents house oh okay so i open my freezer? Okay. It's on the left side.

Yes. On the door. Okay. There's this plastic tub on the top left of my door. Yes. There is nothing on top of it. It is just the door hinge.

Oh, it's in the door. It's in the door. Okay, then. The tray is in the door and once it gets full, it goes, and the ice goes and just builds up in there.

That's what it is. One at a time? So it's in the door. There's nothing above it. Nothing above it. The ice has got to go up in the that's what it is one at a time so it's in the door there's nothing above it nothing above it i just gotta go up in the door right water gets cold once it cracked that's what you hear asmr it's in the door it's got to be in the door god you don't think that's a little like crazy no it's not alien warfare it's ice okay well i was trying to ask a question you made it all serious no it's ice you're good okay i was just wondering it freezes because i was genuinely like where is this coming from no yeah i thought it was literally like in the tub just building up

these ice cubes i was like how is this happening it was a dead ass serious question whatever that shouldn't be a you thought there's a little keebler elf with a pickaxe you ask something i don't know you ask something then why do you get scared of ice makers at 2 a.m because it's loud it's jump scares was that a serious question god i love you do you want oh my god do you want to play a game i love games okay now i'm gonna preface this with i don't know how good you're gonna be but we're gonna try and i have faith in you okay this is called drunk history but sober drunk history but sober so the premise of the game i'm gonna describe a historical event okay very very jumbled up discombobulated discombobulated and you have

to guess what the event i'm talking about okay okay you ready okay you need an example no you're gonna bring up history and i'm gonna guess what the history is jumbled jumbled way so i'm going to tell the truth i don't know it's not gonna make too much sense you have to get there i don't know how good this is gonna be because I do not know history. I don't know any history. First one will be decent. I know about Civil War. Yeah, that's about it.

You're two and three were silent. You said. I knew something was supposed to come out. Okay, here we go. Ready? Let's go. So this guy puts on a suit, gets with his lady, gets in the car. JFK.

Oh, my God. That was right. Yes. Yes. What the f***? Yeah. I said a guy puts on a suit. You said JFK.

It's the getting in the car with his girl. It's either that or the Snoop Dogg video. I don't know. Whoa. What? Yeah. How did you just do that? Call me History Payton.

I'll call you a wizard. Come on now. Give me the second one. A guy gets in a car with a suit. Yeah. How did you just do that? Call me history Peyton. I'll call you a wizard. Come on now, give me the second one. I really said a guy gets in a car with a suit. Yeah. And you go JFK assassination 1964 from the top of Green Hill. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, I just watched a video on the one bullet theory, but keep going. So there's a bunch of people gathered around downtown, right?

Okay. They're getting really, really angry. Million Man March. gathered around downtown, right? Okay. They're getting really, really angry. Million Man March. No. You're turning into a walking encyclopedia, and I absolutely love it. Was I right? No.

Oh, no. If you would have been right, they would have slapped you, because I would have been like, how are you in my own brain? Okay. No. There's a lot of people.

Good morning. There's a lot of people. They gather up. They're real mad, right? They go, hey, let's go out on the lake. Let's get some of this anger out. Let's go out on the lake. Oh, the Boston Tea Party.

Oh, my God. This is... Yeah. Yeah. I got it. Let's go. Bro, I literally said people are mad. It wasn't even a lake.

They're in a harbor. I didn't say anything about drinks. I didn't say in a harbor. I didn't say anything about drinks. I didn't say anything about tariffs. I didn't say anything about overruling. I don't even know what any of that is. My God. This is how you need to learn. I need to dumb it down so dumb and backwards you go,

well, that makes sense. How is this even happening? Okay. That's the first time I felt smart. No wonder you're going to college. You're going to get some shit that you don't get. Okay, all right. okay all right so this guy and his family right okay he heads to a home depot he's buying a lot of materials he's getting ready okay he's getting ready to build something okay but he doesn't really know what it is yet okay so he starts reading starts looking he's getting

some signs he's like man okay i don't really want to build that and it's gonna put a financial burden on my family. But I got to build it, okay? Wait, is the Home Depot actually in the history? You tell me. Well, it's not history if it's Home Depot. See, you can't start throwing in – Oh, I'm saying it jumbled, mumbled, messed up.

No, you can say it jumbled, but you're adding – If someone – No, no, no, no, because the other ones you didn't add like, oh, they're in Lake Louisville. Like that's what's going to – If someone's drunk, they could miss a place. No, no, they wouldn't add – Don't add like Home Depot or in lake louisville like that's what's gonna f**k me up if someone's drunk they could miss say a place no no they wouldn't add don't add like home depot or lowes or target you've never added a detail when you're drunk i've never been like yeah i've fused i've fused timelines when i'm drunk i was never like a mlk went to the sphere in vegas like it's not like

you can't you can't do that like okay went to a went to a hardware store who did this man okay so it's man and his family or just man say it again okay so this man goes to a hardware store. Who did? This man. Okay, so it's a man and his family or just a man? Say it again. Okay, so this man goes to his local store. Okay. And he's buying supplies. He's got to get ready to build something. Okay.

Doesn't know what it is yet. Him and his family. They're going to build this thing. Noah's Ark. Yes! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. I'm going crazy right now. I'm going crazy right now. I'm going crazy. You didn't have to bring up the giraffes. I got that. You didn't have to bring up the zoo. Let's go. I'm smart.

Oh. This is incredible. If you were a dog, they'd put you down quick. I would have been dead. Bad hip, bad breath. He said, bad hips, bad breath, bad brain. Get him out of here. Okay.

We're going to go one more. Let's go. And then this is done. Yeah. I want to do one that I know you won't get. Okay. Well, to be fair. But you won't get it.

Be fair. Just be fair. Okay. Okay. This guy wakes up he's gotta go clock into work it's him and a ton of people working on this project so this guy's clocking into work he gets uh he gets in his um he gets in his mode of transportation and he goes about 60 miles away from the job site and he's getting these materials oppenheimer they're what no oh

a man going to a job site is oppenheimer went off to a job site they built like a little town for it but okay okay that was actually a good ass guest's here. Man's going away from the job site. He's got to go get materials. There's special materials from over here, about 60 miles away, okay? So he loads up. He gets it, and him and a lot of people are there. They get all the materials,

and they start making the trek back. They get back to the job site. He takes a quick little break for some tea, and now it's time to get to it, time to get to work. So he's taking this material, and all these people are taking it to the job site. And this is a job they've been working on for years, years. Okay.

And they're building something. Okay. And I just realized we're going to finish. Hold on. They're building this thing, right? Very massive. It's beautiful. But it's taking a lot of people a lot of time to build it.

Is it like the person who built the railroad system? No. Great guess, though. Okay. But I just realized this is not a historical event. Like halfway through the thing. What was it? I was just describing something.

What were you describing? The pyramids of Giza. We don't... You can't... No, okay. Give me a good last one. It's a historical event. I just gave a POV of a random guy that was working on the pyramids. Okay.

Last one. Any history you think of? First thing to post in your mind. Okay. Oh, God. Okay. So this guy wakes up. Takes a sip of tea. It heads to a quarry.

No, I'm just kidding. This guy wakes up, right? He knows he's got work later tonight. Okay. He's feeling himself. He's having a great day. He goes, sleeps with a woman gets out the way nice okay two hours later he sleeps with another girl he gets out it's time to work time

to go clock in now he goes and he goes to his job and he performs extremely extremely well some would say it was a record-breaking day and and the record still stands to this day. Oh, I know this. It's that king. What's his name? It's that king. What's his name? The dude, the Joker, acted as him in the movie. What's his name?

The one you watched on the plane. Napoleon. Is it Napoleon? No, it's not Napoleon. I love where your mind's at, but it's not Napoleon. So he sleeps with two women just before noon. Okay, he's going crazy. He's going crazy.

This guy has great cardio. He goes, clocks into work, puts up an amazing night of work. Everyone, all his crew are there in awe. It was so much of a great job that publicists were talking about it. They said

this man did fantastic. Fantastic work. He set a record for how much he got done in his time. And that was just in one night. And then he goes back to the work grounds afterwards, and it was so good that everyone was like, bro, you got to take a picture with your helmet on. You got to take a picture after your night of work.

So he poses and takes a picture. And he set a record, a record that still stands to this day. And in the picture, he's holding up something that's showing his record, that's showing his work. It's not Wilt. It is Wilt. It's Wilt Chamberlain's 100.9. Wait, how?

I couldn't say basketball, Pierce. Wilt's 100-point game, which didn't happen. Yeah, I knew you. That's why I wanted to see you. I was initially thinking that. First of all, I was thinking. You said it was Napoleon. The first.

He had sex twice when he conquered a city. That is true. First thing I thought of initially before Napoleon was Dennis Rodman. Oh, close. Because I was closer. Yeah, if I would have said did a lot of drugs and then went and painted his nails, had sex with three girls, showed up 15 minutes late and then grabbed 90 rebounds.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, yeah. I'm actually – am I? I need to start talking to you in, like, layman drunken terms. Everything will click more. I speak drunk. Yeah, I go, hey, P, long day tomorrow, extra time rest.

So next day better now. You're psyched, dude. I'll see you at 1030. Yeah. You go, sounds great. Donuts for breakfast. I'll be like, oh, yeah, you're carbureted. And he skips.

Bro, I've become like the world's smartest person. Like I'm like. Someone just talks to you drunk. Yeah, it's like I world's smartest person. Like I'm like, someone just talks to you drunk. Yeah. It's like, I'm like a mechanic. Somebody's like, I,

my windshield. Oh yeah. It's about $2,000. $2,000. Just do the paperwork with Amy. I'll see you on Thursday. What if I am the drunk genius? Imagine the poor.

I'd have to be your translator in another country. Just taking happy dads to the skull. Just to translate. They're like, you visit Dubai, or I guess they speak English in Dubai. You visit somewhere where it's a different language.

Like China, yeah. Like China or something like that. I'm a translator. It's like beers or something. It's like CJ. CJ's like, he's like, oh, they said,

they said you should really come down to the taco shop, but only on Wednesdays after, dude. He's just throwing this out. It's like, oh, they said you should really come down to the taco shop, but only on Wednesdays after, dude. He's just throwing this out. It's like they speak fluent Mandarin and English, and they're speaking to me in English. I'm like, I don't get it. You're like, ah.

I'm like, take a shot of Jack, and they do it, and I'm like, gotcha. You're like, oh, no, we can sign the contracts tomorrow morning. Of course. Thank you. Bro. Round of applause for Peyton. Thank you. What the hell just happened?

I'm telling you. Bro. What just, round of applause for Peyton. Thank you. What the hell just happened? I'm telling you. And the, like, I know we just joked about it. Yeah. Literally five seconds ago. I genuinely feel like if I told you the actual story, you wouldn't guess it that quick. 100%. Noah's Ark, I'd let you get that one. You'd get that one.

Yeah. There's no way in hell that like. I don't even remember what the other two were now. The JFK. Like, if I actually started the JFK. I mean, if. The JFK. Like, if I actually started the JFK... I mean, if I said JFK... No, if you were to generally start like, hey, in 19... Yeah, in 1961, there was a

horrible shooting that had like... It would take you a minute until we got to some details before you guessed it. Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten it. What was the other one? Noah's Ark. Oh my god, bro. I am impressed by myself. You can buy a lotto ticket.

I am impressed by myself. You can buy a lotto ticket. I am impressed by myself. What's happening? I am impressed by myself. Go ahead. Okay. You just said what's happening, and it triggered in me when I said what's happening four days ago now. I literally go to Chipotle like we always do. We love Chipotle.

50-50 on it. Fantastic. Sometimes. Oh, I'm 85-50. No, it always tastes good. Not the problem. It's the side effects. No, the side effects of Chipotle.

Oh, the boho. Oh, my God. It's either like the rest of my day I'm feeling healthy, strong. The rest of my day I'm on porcelain. It's like I will have a red on the back of my thighs. Oh. Yeah. Like blood?

I just realized what a fissure was. My mom told me about it. A fissure? Yeah. Would you like to give a definition? Not on here. Yeah. Would you like to give a definition? So, I go to Chipotle, get my normal, regular, degular. Which is a lot of food. It's one bowl. Extra.

No, no, I mean extra. They're like, sure, the bowl's empty. I said, put more chicken. And they're like, can y'all cook more chicken? No, no. Regular mean extra. And they're like, sure, the bowl's empty. I said, put more chicken. And they're like, can y'all cook more chicken? No, no, regular bowl with extra chicken. I'll give you that. But I get the bowl. I get to the end. Liv, this time, she wanted a kid's meal.

Okay? So the kid's meal is the quesadilla. You get two sides. And then you get a choice at the end. Okay. I've never heard this choice. And I've ordered her a kid's meal before. Okay.

I get to the register. I go, yeah, it was the bowl, the two fountain drinks and the kid's meal. She goes, oh, for the kid's meal, do you want chips or fruit? I go, now this isn't tropical smoothie. This is Chipotle. What do you mean fruit? What

fruit are you about to go grab? Where is it? I've never seen you offer fruit. I've never even seen a fruit in Chipotle. Never a day in my life. So me being me, my wife wanted the chips, by the way. She literally said, get chips. Yeah, 100%.

And I said, I'll take the fruit. I said, I've never seen this, and I want to be surprised. I can stop and get her chips somewhere else. Is this real? I took a picture. Okay. Now, I want you, Chipotle, quick in-and-out Mexican restaurant, I want you to take a guess, actual educated guess, on what the fruit that they are going to give me is.

Then I'm going to show you what I receive. You want me to actually guess? I want you to actually guess. Like apple slices in a plastic bag, it has to be the only option. Apple slices in a plastic bag. Yeah. Okay. What if I went up to you and I said they gave me

a miniature micro cutie orange in a sauce cup? It looks like a f***ing egg yolk. There's no way that that is a sufficient side at Chipotle, dog. Y'all are seeing this on the screen right now.

It is... What the f***? that chipotle needs to burn first of all it is in the container that you put like side ketchup like a small amount of ketchup for some fries they put a little testicle cutie i can literally go like this the whole thing i can just swallow it not even chew it oh my god how much did that cost i don't it came with the kids meal that is that's sincerely the smallest orange i've ever seen you know you know exactly where that came from someone's butthole that's a dingleberry sorry i'm saying the chef's pocket oh yeah yeah exactly he drove into work he's like he flicked it and the guy just goes that is honestly first of all if you're ordering fruit as a side,

any fast food restaurant or medium speed restaurant, go to hell. Yeah. Like you're here because you want something to taste good. Man, you just got 300 calories of sour cream on your bowl. And you mean to tell me you want an orange? You want a miniature cutie? I go, no, you want all the chips. Just be honest with yourself.

First of all, that's not a regulation cutie. This is miniature micro. This is a drugged up cutie? I go, no, you want all the chips. Just be honest with yourself. First of all, that's not a regulation cutie. This is miniature micro. This is a drugged up cutie. Those are the ones that fell off and they're like, we can't sell these on it. Let's give them to Chipotle. Literally, let's give it to that manager guy. Let's get him out of his pocket. That is absurd. What

is that? They're definitely messing with you. They knew the podcast. There's no way. If anyone works at Chipotle, been to Chipotle, Chipotle fanatic, let me know right now in the comments, have you ever, ever been offered fruit? I've gone to Chipotle for a decade. Yeah. I've literally gone for 10 years. I've never heard of that.

I've never once been given the option of, do you want fruit? It was at that location in that chef's pocket. This chef, this staff, and this Chipotle needs to crumble. Dude, I don't like restaurants like Chipotle and Subway. You want to know why? Why? The workers have too much power. They do.

Too much authority over me. Oh, you're going to get a heavy hand guy, and you're loving your life. You're going to get a skimpy little bastard. They have too much power over the enjoyment of my next 30 minutes. 100%. It's like, you ever had a Chipotle person who's just like vividly rude? Oh, my God. And I'm like, are you judging me?

Yes. It's because I'm a bigger guy. I'm tall. I tower over people. So I'm going, so you know more food fuels me. Yes. With Cam, more food makes him happy if there's a difference here right so i'm standing in front of you and i say burrito

what do you want on it beans yeah go put some beans on there you put a good amount of beans it's fine i don't care how much beans you put on there of course black beans and then they say what type of meat i gotta go chicken so they don't judge my list and the spit doesn't get into the thing. You know, you're like, oh, oh, chicken,

please. You always play it off like chicken. Oh, I have a story too. I go, chicken, you see how I'm,

I'm, I'm set. You know my body. You see my rounded shoulders. Put some chicken on there. Yep. And then when I see them skip me, I'm going to go,

extra. They give me a little half spoon. Brother, you're f***ing with me. You then when I see them skip me, I'm going to go, extra. They give me a little half spoon. Brother, you're f***ing with me. You know what I mean? I don't like restaurants that have that much power over me. Okay,

that sucks for you in itself. You know how I am with customer service at Fast Food. I will literally say, hey, can you give me more without me paying for it? I will literally say,

that's just not right. I'm a big girl, and I want some more chicken, but I don't want an extra serving because I like money. And I will say shit like that to them. You think you're getting judged? I've had people scoff at me out loud. They were like, dude. I go, yeah, but you cut that chicken in my bowl.

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limited time offer today. Now on to the rest of the episode. Sometimes I would prefer judgment rather than people trying to coddle me. If you give me what I'm asking for, you can literally curse me when I leave. But it's not even about that. It's another scenario. It's about my lisp. I would rather people judge me than coddle me. Because it makes me feel bad. Right?

We get recognized in public a lot. I love it. I love people coming up talking taking pictures 100 fine it has become a reoccurring thing of people trying to make me feel good about my lisp and i don't appreciate it can we be honest yes i literally went to the mall the other day this lovely group of like four people came up. And they weren't related. You could tell it was like a friend group. Great group.

But it wasn't high schoolers. Like these are adults. Like early 30s, late 20s. Right? So it's like. Older than us. Yes. It's going to be like a good adult conversation here.

Right? They come up happy, excited, love the podcast. All this, all that. I'm dapping up. I go to the last person to take a picture right she's right here i'm like face is right here she goes by the way i appreciate what you do so much and i go oh thank you i appreciate that that means a lot trying to see you're like she was just moving with you i go oh i appreciate. She goes, no, you don't get it. And I say, oh, okay.

I'm thinking maybe she was in a dark time. The laughs of the podcast made her better. She goes, I got my brother into speech therapy because of you. And I say, and I go, what? And then the friends go, wait, your brother's in speech therapy?

And I go, I don't feel like I need to be here anymore. I'm going to get out of here. And she goes, and then she turns to her friends and goes, yes, he has a horrible lisp. Wait the fucking minute. He has a godforsaken mouth you go you should hear this

trying to speak she starts roasting you oh he's cursed from birth hey this guy's got a crooked tongue the whole mall is just like and so she yeah doing i was like oh okay i kid you not she goes look say chicken oh oh my god she made you a party trick oh my god she goes go do it do the roar say chicken and i go i don't want to like i i'm embarrassed she goes no it's okay. My brother has it too. I go, I get it. I don't know you or your friends or your brother. I don't know any of you guys. Yeah, and it's getting to that point. I had a dentist, and she's definitely watching this.

A dentist offered me six months of free cleanings because she goes i know your mouth's nasty she's right by the studio too and she literally in a club cj was there in the club i was like i was like oh i i was trying to make jokes with shoes hey i i own a dentist thing out here she goes I can give you six months of free cleaning because I hear on the podcast about your mouth. And I was like, oh, I was like, now I'm self-conscious. You said you go, oh, man, fuck. I do. Oh, no.

Yeah. I was like, I'm self-conscious about it. She goes, it can't be that bad. And I go, yeah, it is. She goes, smile for me. Smile. You go, smile. I'm in a club.

I'm going like this. She goes, oh. She goes, oh, my God, get in my car. We need to save that. No, she's pointing my lips out. She's like, you're sitting there. She goes, head up, head up. Oh, she goes, yeah, You're working with a couple diseases

Oh yeah Yeah that's That's bad Yeah I don't know I honestly If we're being If we're being partial

I don't know what's worse What A full oral examination Inside of a nightclub Or a Or a woman that Subjected her brother to therapy And made you a party trick

In the middle of a shopping mall I don't know I don't finger my mouth I'm going club bro Your digits I know you've scratched your ass you're in this club you're in those leather pants yeah he's playing a nice little tune i know you itched yeah i know you itched your ass and you're drinking a mojito i don't i don't want any of that in my mouth oh my oh my god could you imagine if that was cj oh no cj would pass out cj literally fine but i have some club stories about c, but we're going to have to head over to Patreon

to do that. But before we get out of here, I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it again. Pop culture, pay it again. Also, Dr. P is coming to Patreon. We'll do a sneak peek of that the week after it's on Patreon here, if that makes sense.

But my pop culture, a lot of people in the comments are talking about it. A lot of people are talking about it. They love it. Talk to me. WWE. I know. I know. For all the people that don't like WWE.

Also, I've got a lot of tweets at DPSH8 at YSKPod saying, hey, I'm watching this Monday Night Raw because y'all talked about it on the podcast. I've never watched wrestling. This shit is good, so you're welcome. Look at you, just spreading the word. Spreading the word. Also, I'll talk about this on Patreon. We have a higher up.

I don't even know if they're a higher up, but they have access to WWE. I got a text the other day. Any WWE event you want to go to, just give me three days in advance. Tickets. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I called next one in Dallas. You already got to go.

Also, oh, yeah, they already said for that one. Also, they might hook up WrestleMania. Oh! Even though I think I'm already going. I think I'm already going because of Miles. But if not. And then they said, I don't think they know that we're not that big. But they were like, yeah, actually, for WrestleMania, I'll get you in touch with the talent relations

so you could be on the screen when they do the celebrity shout-outs. I was like, you're going to put it to Shaq and then me? Low-key, though, there'd be a decent little pop. I believe in us. I don't think so. I believe in the crowd. I believe in the crowd. I don't think so.

WWE crowd and YSK fam is intertwined. No, when we went to Raw, a lot of people knew the podcast. Exactly. A lot of people. Somebody sang pop culture with me in the crowd on a video. It was on the radio. Yeah, it was sick. Anyway, last Monday, it was the first Monday Night Raw since John Cena's heel turn. John Cena.

John Cena. John Cena's heel turn. Did you see it? I saw him talking shit. You get nothing new. Dude. You don't get a new look because I dress like this and you idiots follow and dress like me. I think that – John Cena's known for cutting legendary promos.

He has probably the best highlight reel of promos outside of The Rock. Define promos for some that might not be. Promos you don't know when they go out in the ring and they're talking to camera, talking to crowd. So it's one of those. It's like they're building the story. Building the storyline, right? John Cena comes out. And it was in, where was it? Belgium?

Not Belgium. Belgium. Brussels. It was in Brussels. Which I think is in Belgium. Oh, who cares? But yeah. So they're in Brussels.

And if you know, the overseas crowds are absolutely insane for WWE. Insane. So he was getting heat like crazy. Boo uh shut the f up chants fu chants crazy he didn't start talking for like three minutes because the crowd would not stop so he goes on this on this promo and and everybody was wondering how John Cena was going to turn heel is he going to change his attire that was the whole conversation is he going to change his gear is he going to change his theme what's he going to do like what's he going to talk about what's the angle him and the writers of WWE so smart took all of that and made it more real they were like

to what's actually been going on with john cena because for john cena's whole career it's either like you love john cena like if you're a kid and like that's like superman or you're like dude this guy's a clown like yeah he's obviously the goat but because he's polarized yeah but like he just gets hate because he's john cena yep and he took it and was like no i'm not changing my gear like y'all want. I'm not changing the song. I'm not doing anything for y'all because for 25 years, all y'all did was hate on me. All y'all did was make me this poster child of WWE and then tear me down and expect me to come out every Monday like I did for 25 years and every pay-per-view. And y'all still hated on me.

And it was, I would venture to say, and in the comments, let me know what you think, was one of, if not the best promo I've ever watched live. It was insane. Then Cody comes out. Trinland! In my soul! Oh my God, it's Cody Rhodes! Okay, he comes out, huge pop. Great, CJ hates the way Cody Rhodes roads walks don't know why he comes

he does walk like pierce a little bit he comes out surprisingly cody cuts a good promo on john he says he's like who are you you're a whiny bitch like all this great but the only thing i don't like is because cody's known for not having good promos I was about to say you said surprisingly so I'm assuming he's known for not having good promos

and John Cena's known for having great promos and everybody knows if those two get in a promo battle in the same ring at the same time Cena's gonna wash him

which will not be good for Cody being the champion of WWE was Cena in the ring at the time yes he's cutting it right in front of him the only thing I don't like

is they didn't have John Cena rebuttal. They made him bite his tongue. They're protecting Cody so the buildup can be better. I understand it, but today, when y'all are watching this, this Monday, part two, they're going in the ring together again. Now, I don't know how they're going to do it. Somebody's clocked the other morning. I think that's what's going to happen.

I think that there's going to be some kind of brawl in the ring i think maybe the rock travis scott comes out uh or maybe we add a wrinkle to the storyline i think and uh my friend santee said this who's a huge wwe head being on tiktok he said uh with a group of travis scott duane wade duane wade duane the rock johnson and john cena i think he said i think there's room for with a group of Travis Scott, Dwayne Wade, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and John Cena, he said, I think there's room for one more. I would not be mad if we add Rhea Ripley to that. Heal Rhea Ripley. She's a great heel.

I think she'll be a great heel. I think she's a Hall of Famer diva. I think, and she's so over right now too the crowd loves her i think it would be cool to have a a girl in there maybe is live morgan on the side of good or evil she's a heel okay yeah yeah but she's got a lot going on her storyline and i rhea ripley just so polar right like she's I think and I just am in love with her so I'd love to see it but I don't know

I'm excited for this Monday I'll be watching with you I have a question for you real quick on that has Money in the Bank already happened no

we got SummerSlam and Money in the Bank coming up when does how long between Money in the Bank and Wrestlemania I think Money in the Bank

is coming up I think it is too yeah Wrestlemania from Money in the Bank is how long I don't know maybe like a month or so can I possibly call my end to the script now I think Money in the Bank is coming out. I think it is too. Yeah. WrestleMania for Money in the Bank is how long? I don't know.

Maybe like a month or so. Can I possibly call my end to the script now? Yes. Can you Google that? When is Money in the Bank? Tell me how bad of a prediction this is. WrestleMania is at the end of April. Okay, keep going.

Tell me how bad this is. I just think it'd be cool. And obviously I don't know enough. WrestleMania, I would assume is the main event. Cody Rhodes, John Cena. It is the main event. Night two. They go out.

They go crazy. Hellacious battle. There's interferences. Maybe someone pulls in. There's crowd pops. Goes black. All sorts of shit. John Cena wins.

No one wants him to. He's healed. John Cena wins. Cements his legacy. That's what the WWE does for him to make him unified GOAT. He has the most championships ever. But then immediately after, somebody holding the torch of good comes and does something to him. I think. My mind went money in the bank.

And then we have to see who wins that. But maybe there's so much hype in the match. And someone like a guest appearance or even two already happened. Ref gets knocked out. I don't know if it's a regular match or whatever. But there's so much happening that you think they're just going to end with Cena on top. And then maybe he talks and he's heartfelt or something. And then somebody slides out in the 11th hour.

Bink, bink, restores good in the WWE. I love that. When is it? June 7th. June 7th. Oh, so it's after. It's so straight. Is someone currently holding the money in the Bank briefcase?

I don't think so. No. I'm confused. I don't know. All our WWE heads are going to get on me for not knowing. But, dude. That'd be lit. It'd be lit.

It's almost too predictable, though, like that sequence. Yeah. Because it's like, oh, he wins now, Money in the Bank. But that'd be lit. It'd be so good. Yeah, I'm excited. excited um oh my god i can't wait to do that that was honestly so much fun like watching it last year i wasn't with you oh yeah you were you came over one of the nights oh that's night one though yeah but like night two watching it like i only got to watch a little bit and then just re-watching clips and stuff like bro it was, it was the shit. It was so good. It was the shit.

It was so good. Well, it was the shit. Let me know what y'all think about it in the comments. Yeah, let us know. Tell me if I just pulled like a prophecy out of my ass. Yeah. But that is too predictable. Yeah.

That's the only problem with my scheme. Yeah. It's not bad, though. It's not bad. It's beautiful. It'd be a great story. Does anybody have it right now? Drew McIntyre and Tiffany Stratton. Drew doesn't story. Does anybody have it right now? Drew McIntyre and Tiffany Stratton.

Drew doesn't have the money in the bank right now. Drew McIntyre. What about Seth freaking Rollins? He's got his own thing with... He boots Cena in the chin. Wins at the end. No. He's got his own thing with...

Oh, my God. What about a Triple H versus Dave Bautista match? No. Dave Bautista is not in wrestler form anymore. What did he say? He's not. You didn't hear what he said a Triple H versus Dave Bautista match. No. Dave Bautista is not in wrestler form anymore. What did he say? He's not. You didn't hear what he said to Triple H? Triple H has a bad heart.

Oh, that's right. He's on like a monitor all the time. He was giving him props. He said what he did to this company was so good. He's done everything in this company except beat me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was old. Oh.

That was super old, actually. That was probably 2015. Oh, I'm really sorry. I go, oh my God god that's a decade old what that was pop culture pay a nit cam pop culture pay a nit cam bow get us out of here hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure stay three nights this summer at best western and get $50 off a future stay. Life's a trip. Make the most of it at best Western visit best western.com for complete terms

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