You Should Know Podcast - WE BROKE THE LAW ON CAMERA! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

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Welcome back to you should know podcast episode two oh five round of applause please. Yeah yeah you look good. Hey everybody welcome back to you should know podcast episode two oh five if you're new here if you're already look below you see the subscribe button pressed you're wrong if you leave it more below than you see the comments section is fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong go and fill that out get your good karma and the good karma keeps on coming because episode four of the Payman versus Cam World Tour documentary is out right now on our Patreon. Link in the description right now.

The most emotional episode we have ever put out. I mean, I am very, very happy about this episode and just watching it back, brought tears to my eyes. I want to share this moment with all of you guys. Also, episode three is available on our new channel, YSK Unplugged. We just hit 30,000 subscribers. Y'all get episode four shortly on YSK Unplug. But if you want everything a week early, completely ad-free and uncensored from YSK Unplug,

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Let's have a fantastic episode. Until the rest of the episode. co-host Ken back in the studio. Yeah! Go Cam, Cam, hey Kim, there is, look those class? No, nope, see, see. You always, I thought you were doing it too. I give you, no, this was like a, like a,

this is like a princess clap, you were, Oh, I was, I was, hell, I was with the princess. And I was clapping. It was just a different version. Right before we started this episode, I was like, I'm not gonna start the episode off making fun of your pants. And here we are.

Worst pants I've ever seen. These are not the worst, What? genuinely, what is so wrong? You own red sweatpants. No, I don't. Oh, yes, I do. Oh, I do. You've worn them in the last, like, maybe two months.

Oh, you cannot compare the two red sweatpants. Those, you got out of Ronald McDonald's closet. These I got out of Nordstrom. That's where I got these from. Oh, big bang Hank. Big bank Hank. Oh, did not any of your friends join in? You said, Big bang.

Big bang. You saw me look for it, too. You said, Big Bang, hey. B, oh. No, you look good. Go Camwin. Go Camwin. Mm-hmm.

Hey. Whoa. No, the hip, no, the hip, the hip. All right? Yeah. No, I heard a little click. No, some click. Yeah.

It was a ligament. It went right over to ligma. Come on. Oh, come on. We got calls, Cam. How was your week, Bubba? How is everything? P, P, P, P, P.

Yes, sir. We had a great week. Me and you, We did have a great. And Robbie was there. If Robbie was there too, we had a fantastic week. Now, I would be, I'd be lying if I didn't say, I think that might be your story to tell. What, what?

But when you asked me how my week went, I go straight to across the border, northern border, to across the northern border to Oklahoma. I go, I go, you asked me, I'm thinking straight Guadalajara. I'm going straight across that northern border. Yeah. And that casino. That casino, Oh, dude, we got to stop going to the casino. Me and you first.

Last week, it was a kilt. We saw a kilted man. Mess with his manhood. He said, Scheza! Yeah. Which does that? I still think about that. Yeah.

German language, Irish clothing. English. What are we doing? English is like, regular American. Regular Caucasian man. Yeah. It's like, it's like a quadruple cosplay.

He was having a day. He was. And then he goes and talk to his friend. He's like, hey, it's up, man. Yeah. But me and Cam and Robbie, we went to the casino again this last weekend. Little did I know it was to take me away from my house because y'all threw me a surprise party. Thank you guys. It was very fun. El distraction. And, hey, Keith, for any money that ever

wants to throw a surprise, if you go with what they want to do as long as it fits the agenda, it helps, it helps. It helps. He was the one that wanted to go to the casino. The original plan was, hey, let's go to the gym and let's go to the mall. And he said, I'm not lifting with you. I went, all right. So I was like, I'll go to the casino. He had no clue. No, it was really good. No clue. It was really good. It was probably the best. It was probably the best. birthday I've ever had. Oh, oh, come on! Oh, come on!

Yay! Uh, Pierce didn't show up. Yeah, no, Pierce's, uh, he's a fake friend. It's okay. But we went to the casino again, and can I say we met somebody that came from hell. And like, not trying to be mean, seems like a sweetheart. I mean, God didn't put his hand on him. Oh, no, oh, I think God put his hand on him, but there was already both hands of Satan

pulling him down. He said, no, this one. It's mine. Yeah, took him. So we went to the casino rather early in the day. It was noon. And Kim, you could not get over us going to the casino early. No, it felt strange.

Like, I was like, man, first off, it's a weekday. I'm surprised I'm not changing that. He goes, guys, doesn't this feel weird? I was this is liberating, man. Oh, come on. Like, I was, I was stoked that I was out of the house. Hey, it was sick. It was good.

It was good. Love you to death. Never say you feel stoked again. Oh, dude. I was stoked. It was liberating. This is awesome. This is awesome.

We're saying a bunch of references from episode three. Go to the Patreon or go to YSK Unplugged. You'll get those references. But yeah, Cam. No, he might actually, like his birthplace might be hell. Yeah, but I feel bad saying that we're making fun of him. But if you, Cam, you're going to say what he said at the roulette table. So we get to the casino, it's like noon or like 1.30.

I don't even know what time it was. early in the day. It was. And so they were still setting up new tables. Yeah, they're still like pat like popping open the packs of cards. Yeah. Getting them all shuffles and just clearing their tables, counting the bankroll. So we walk up and they notice us. They're like, what's up guys? They, the dealers. The dealers, the workers, yeah. And we're like, hey, y'all, how's it going? Like, just give us five minutes. He'll be open. No problem. No problem. So we come back. It's open. And I'm on the side of if you're a dealer, honestly, in any form of customer service, if you have good energy, that's better. Like, it's better than

just someone that's just... No, energy is important. Energy is very important. 100%. But there is a threshold, right? There's a ceiling. There is a tight limit. I mean, it's a brick ceiling. It is just... Yes, not a lot of wiggle room for getting passed way too happy. And this, this man was without any exaggeration. He took a literal jackhammer and went through the ceiling and then put a trampoline and went bing and went through the threshold of the energy you're supposed to have. So we play my game, I wanted to play roulette. If you don't know a roulette is, essentially there's this wheel with a ball

and there's different colors and numbers on it. You either pick, you can pick just black or red where that ball lands. Yeah. I was feeling black. Right? You were feeling black. Big black. Everybody in the back.

Big black man. Pierce goes never in a million. So I was feeling black. I put, now, when I'm gambling, I was feeling very degenerate this weekend. Yeah, it was a good little nasty vibe we had going. So I wanted 30 p.m. weekday vibe. Yeah, fuck yeah. I wanted to spend a grotesque amount of money at the casino.

And so when I'm gambling this much money, there needs to be a, like, a certain understanding between me and Cam, me and the dealer. We are here for the money. Chemistry is important. Like, we are all on the side of making this bet win. Yes. Right? Don't distract me.

Oh. And I don't know you, right? Oh, yeah. We're not friends. Yeah. And so while he puts the, I put a good amount of money on black, right? Now, if this ball doesn't land on black, I lose everything. Immediately gone.

Right. And so I put it on black. He spins it. First off, first off, he did not even just spin it. Oh, yeah. He grabs this ball. He goes, you want it rough? You want it nice and little soft.

And I said, what did you say to me? Rulette? I said, what do you excuse yourself? He said, you want me to rub it or you want me to just spin it? Yeah. I said, sir, I want a new dealer. I want a new spinner now. Yeah.

He goes, no, come on, talk to me. Talk to me. And he said that he has the ball and he's rubbing it on the little roulette wheel going, come on, what are you? You want it hard or soft. Yeah, and I said, don't talk. I'm going to grow a man. Yeah, and I went, you know what?

Hard. He goes, all right. He said that. Right when he does it, he goes, come on! Start screaming. No, if anybody else, like, patron in this casino got to that octave, you're kicked out. Oh, yeah. Like, it's because he has that little vest in that nameplate that he can do that. So he goes, he goes, you want it hard or soft? He spins it. What do you? Come on! Screaming. And I'm like, at this point, I'm like, okay, the weird swine you window, we can go without.

The screaming, I'm a screamer myself. So now I start to develop my own joke. We had a big bet on black. And so me and Cam have this thing. Me and Cam have this thing. Me and Cam have this thing whenever we're betting on a roulette, if we're doing black or red, we come up with a little chance. Little chance, a little quick little thing.

So I grabbed Cam's shoulder and I'm like, come on Big Black, come on Big Black. And then Cam goes. I added in bet. I said, come on Big Black, bet. We need a big old black man bet. And I threw the man in there, I said, we need a big black man, big black man bet.

And I sh-you-not. The dealer goes, come on, big black. It was like, come on, big bet. Come on, we need a big black, big black, big black. Did anything black? I said, yeah, we need a big black man bed. Big old black man bed. He goes, oh, big black man bed.

He goes, oh, what the fuck? And I was like, oh, my God. Now we're not even looking at the ball. I was looking at the ball. And he's like this. He's like, and he's starting to grab chips and do tricks with him. He's like, making him spin on the thing.

I said, what the fuck? No, he took your, okay, so it landed in red. Yeah, he didn't hit. So we lose the bag. So I lose like $500 like that. We go, he grabs the chip and he goes, it's all right, we'll give him next time. Does a little trick with the chip.

Throws it like six feet out. And then that rolls back to me. He goes, we'll give him next time. He grabbed and he goes, appreciate it. He goes, what's it, what day? You feel red again? You're feeling black? He goes, come on.

Let's just make something happen. He was like, come on, big black, big black. I was like, what the fuck? Then he, out of nowhere, he got on his tippy toes. Yeah, he got significantly taller and he held it. He literally goes, he goes, yeah, man. And then he gets up and he goes, yeah, y'all are pretty big, you know? You know, I like to think I'm six foot one myself, but y'all are big.

And I was like, yeah, all right. He goes, what do we do? We bet money, you just want to leave this thing. We can go have fun together. I said, did heroin just hit Oklahoma? Yeah, no, you said, oh, they definitely got a new pack. He said a new pack touchdown in OKC. 100%.

Bro, he was just, it was chaotic. So this whole time, remember how we said Robbie's with us? This whole time, Robbie had not eaten, and we left pretty early, and he didn't eat food. So he was like, the second I get there, I got to eat. So we're playing. He finishes eating. We link back up, and we started to tell him about this man,

but he didn't get to experience it for himself. Fast forward two hours. We lose, and I mean everything. We lost everything. This is the worst casino trip I've ever been. on. I think I won out of every game I played blackjack roulette. I think I won three hands in like three hours. Oh y'all, y'all watched me at the one table. We all three played together. I won once, pushed three times and then I lost like 16. It was bad. And I went, all right.

It was like, today's not my day. Anyway, it is to the point of leaving. We're walking past these tables again. Bro, it's still there. Still just, I'm talking cracked energy, just going crazy. We were telling Robbie, you have to go. I'm like, Robbie, bro, you know you can yap. Come on. You got to do it for yourself. You have to experience it. He goes, no, no, look at him. He's working, man. I said, Robbie, he probably, he's seeing behind him right now. This man, he's not, he's not normal. I said, he is everywhere, anywhere all at once. I said, you need to experience it. Seriously. He goes, all right. And Robbie walks up to the table. There's four grown adults that don't know us that we have no business interrupting their game. They're sitting

there playing. Robbie walks up and goes, well, how's it going over here? The guy in the middle a shoe of blackjack. I want you to pretend the tables right here. He literally goes, Dad, then he pops back up and goes, he goes, oh, nothing's down here. Oh, nothing's down here. And me and P are like 15 feet back and we're just like, oh my God. I was like, I hate him. Pete was like, I want to walk by, go, hey bro, just for you real quick. Then walk off. Oh my God. Energy was, it was hilarious. It was so fun. God, we had the other guy.

No, no, no, no. A new pack hit the streets. No, no, no, no. They all have a little, they have a little brothel right before they go deal. Oh, no, it was weird. Oh, they sit there, they spank, sniff, do whatever. They, no, yeah, do whatever.

And then they walk in to deal cars for 12 hours. Oh my God. This other guy was getting, he was like, he was like, it's 14, what do you want to do, hit her stay? Yeah. He said nothing, he goes, I bet that's a seven. He flips a 10, he goes, sorry. At some point he was trying to confide in us

about kissing sisters. He said, you kiss your sister too, right? And I said, brother, I said, we're not having this conversation. Yeah, he literally said, he said something about whatever the context. It was like, oh, it's only close enough. It's like, it's like kissing your sister. We've all done that, right, boys? And we went, no.

It's like, no, I don't even have a sister. No, sir. And then he went, oh, okay. Two more hands. He was like, oh, what do you know? It's like kissing your sisters. Right? And we were like, we're like, deal the cards.

Deal them. Yeah. And then the last table, the last table, we were like, this was like a last ditch effort. We're like, let's just, we have a couple hundred dollars left. Let's play blackjack. We get to this table. And this dealer, when I say, he had the biggest beats of sweat. Like, like, we at some point, we almost called 911 for him.

He wiped his forehead 16 times in a minute. Oh, yeah. He was like, I'm dying under this heat. 100%. I was like, brother, are you okay? I was like, and when he said, I said, I mean, it's stuffy. I was like, I mean, for God's sakes, I'm not even, I don't have a singular sweat drop. Yeah.

You look like you just ran a half. We were like, I thought he had a long dance and how long you been here. He goes, just started. He's like, just got out of. I was like, this is not a good start to your day, man. Are you, are you, are you, are you? Is your left arm okay? You feeling something, Bob? For that's why I threw that out there. I was like, anyone else smell toast? Oh, yeah. If you had to be like, yeah, dude, I'd be like, get him. Like, hey, pit boss, get him out of here. And K. Krobs, Krobs throwing jokes. A fake name. He's like, he goes, oh, Johnny, how's it going, buddy? How's your day? He goes, oh, oh, just started pretty hot. Yeah. Okay. And he goes, oh, hell, you know. Well, we've been doing pretty bad, John. What do you say?

We switch you around. You know, I'd love to tip you. I got to make my money back first. And he goes, I can't promise anything. I don't control the cards. I was like, you're real fun. I was like, you're awesome. Yeah.

Why was it? No energy is about to die of a panic attack or whatever. Or literal crack. Yeah. There was no. No, no, we did have that one girl. She was the best. She was the best.

Oh my God. I mean, she took everything. Yeah, all of our money. She took all of the paper from my wallet. But that was our weekend recap. On the Patreon exclusive, we're going to talk more about my birthday surprise and everything. Because it was the most wicked day. It was sick.

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you are one of a kind in many ways and in more ways than I'd like to admit no I tasked you with something this weekend before we went to the casino and by God

you're the only person that would do it this way oh you know you're like such a good person that it's hard to be around you no that should never and that's the

world we live in I'm such a good person that it's hard to experience Robbie knows what I'm talking about too so and I don't know if I can admit this for legal It was an accident.

Yeah, it's an accident. And you literally did the right thing to do. Yeah, well, I didn't do it. You did it. I did it. Yeah, so if anything, I'll go to jail. So for context, we have a mailbox at our house, right? But you have to go kind of across the neighborhood to go get it.

It's like the communal ones. Like all like 60 or together. And I'm lazy. So I never go check the mail. Oh yeah, you go once a quarter. Yeah, we're probably like once every two months, me and CJ will go to the mailbox and check the mail. That is insane. Right?

So. That is actually wild. You could have so many like bills, yeah, letters, anything. And they're just sitting there. So we went to the mailbox and I'm not an adult yet. Even though I am, I'm not an adult. Like I don't really check who the mail is for.

It came to my house or I'm opening it. So I'm just tearing out 150 pieces of mail that have been sitting there since January, 2023. I'm just opening up mail and it comes to this one envelope and I open it up and a bunch of Pokemon cards come out of it. Like really packaged up nice. And I said, now, I don't, I'm not into Pokemon cards.

Like, I'm not into the collecting. It's really cool. I was like, is this a gift from somebody? So I'm looking at it. We grade them. We check on an on an app to see what they're worth. That's crazy. Weren't worth anything.

So I was like, oh, they just can't be for me. You go, oh my God, PSA 10, original Charzard. Yeah, I'm keeping this. And so I look at the envelope, and the envelope is for my neighbor. Right? They just brought it to the wrong house. and I said, because opening up somebody else's mail is a federal crime. Yes, sir.

You could go to jail for that. Yes, sir. So automatically... I'm really glad you said that you opened it, by the way. Thank you for that. As a black man in America, I was terrified. I was like, I cannot go down for this. So there was a conundrum in my brain.

One, I either keep this card until I die. And they never know that these Pokemon cards made it. And they think they got scammed. They lose a relationship with the buyer or with the seller. Yeah. Or I get the nicest guy I know to go knock on their door and hand them this mail. So I tell Cam, I was like, hey, brother, before we go to the casino, I'll drive right past their house. Can you drop off these Pokemon cards?

Cam goes, yeah, I guess I'll do it. Right? All I wanted Cam to do was go. They have a ring doorbell. I wanted him to go to the ring doorbell big. Hey, accidentally came to my house. We opened it up. We thought it was for us.

She'll leave this here. Right? That's all. How long did that take? Six seconds? Yeah. Me and KROB pull up to the house, let Cam out. I swear to God, Cam was talking to this ring doorbell camera for two and a half minutes. He had a full, no, not pot exaggeration. Kim had a whole talk, a filibuster. He was in front of Congress on this ring doorbell camera. When I say he was explaining every detail of our day. And then what did you say? Like give the breakdown. So I said at first I knocked.

I waited a polite minute. Minute passed. I knocked again pretty aggressively. And then another minute passed. I said, all right, got to go ring doorbell. Ring the doorbell. No one's home at this point. I go, okay, here we go.

So I hit the button again. And I go, hey, neighbor. I said, hey, and mind you, I'm literally like this. I mean, that doorbell is low as shit. I'm like, hey, neighbor. I was like, hey, we're across the street, ripped the whole address. He said my whole address to them. Like, first of all, you're not supposed to tell them where,

because that's why I didn't want to go, so they didn't know it was my house that it came to. But you were like, hey, by the way, it's 705 Pekan. We're right here. By the way, we opened your mail. Federal crime, by the way. It was us. You want to call the cops? I said, we're 705 Pekin, you know, right behind you, neighbor.

I guess the, I guess the male guy had a bit of a problem this day. He accidentally put yours in mind, right? We have a terrible, terrible hobby or habit, rather, of just waiting about two months to open mail. So we're just ripping through quick, you know, and I'm literally saying like this. To a doorbell. No one else's there. I go, so you know what, man, we're just, I go, yeah, I'm like this. Boy like this.

Like this. I was like, so we're just ripping through, you know, just, I mean, expediting. And I see some cards. I said, hell, you know, I like cards. You know, Charzard's my favorite, but I didn't order these. They're not mine. I'm literally talking like this. I can't hear it because you're rolling down the window.

And me and Cameron were like, what the fuck is. can cam so long and we see all this. Like you would definitely think I'm getting responsive. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking to a wall, to a camera. So then it ends and I go, hey, but anyway, just wanted to apologize for that. I'm gonna go ahead and tuck this away

so no one sees it from street view. I said, and I literally go, you don't got much to work with you. And I said, I'm gonna go right here. You see this, I'm going right here. That's where your cards are, man. A, honestly, God bless. Have a great day. On everything I love.

He said, God bless. He said, God bless. God bless. I hit him with the God bless. No, no, it's over. It's over. Man, I don't know. I guess I was just raised right and I just, I got.

There's a difference between raised right and it's just too much. Yeah, I mean, that's death. That's Lisa, just seeping through my vein. Because if I were to do it, I'd be like, hey, brother, actually I'll open the mail. Cards right here. Thank you, bro. That's it. See, but now, but here, but that's fair.

But I think I would want a more personalized touch the heart message. Yeah, it's weird. I like putting myself in the shoes of the victim. Victim. I didn't do anything to him. I mean, that is federal crime. I go, that. They could sue.

You're the type of guy that gets like a birthday card and you're mad that they didn't write in the card. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Bro, you don't... This one, happy birthday. No, but they could have... Put some elbow grease in it. The elbow grease is going through finding something that's funny.

Like, yeah, like that's the good... But then right on top of it. Really? No, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. You just might have said that. If you buy cards and don't write in them, that is a pointless purchase. No, it's not, Cam.

The whole point of... There's no difference in a... than a... text message at that point. No, yes it is. Actually, the text message is better. No. None of those words are from you. Nothing is from your creative mind. I bought those words for you. The whole point of a card in general, look, the whole point of a card, getting somebody a card for a gift is just the thought of like, hey, I went to the card out, I found something that was funny or sentimental, and this is for you. If you don't want to get them a card, like if you want

somebody to write in a card, don't even ask for a card. Ask for like a loose leaf paper with a note on it. I'd rather have that. I'd much other have that. Really? Everything, you're saying about the card. You took the time. I thought of some funny words. How about you really take your time? How about you grab a spiral notebook and rip a piece of paper out? Go get a ballpoint pen. Dust that. Put it in the ink. Okay, what if there's no writing in the card, but there's money? I'll take the card. No, I mean, that's just because that's a placeholder for the gift. They don't want to give me a gift. But no, if you buy cards, if you buy cards, genuinely, I'm not, I'm not even trying to exaggerate. If you purchase a card and you don't write anything in it,

I'm not even talking, I write a whole soliloquy, you know me. Yeah. Of course you do. If you don't even sign the, you don't even say X-O-X-O. Why do I have to sign it when I handed it to you? You know this is for me. Why are you buying the card? You're spending $6 on cardboard for them to read something that is not your original thought.

Because it's an old man in a speedo on a beach. Like that's funny. Oh my God, just. Oh my God. No, sir. No sir. No sir. No sir.

That is pointless. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No. That is pointless. No, it's the thought. So I think...

If you bought Sarah, look... Matter of fact, did you buy Sarah a card for Valentine's Day? I know you got her great gifts. No, probably not, right? Because she's...

It's all day with her. No, I got her a card. And you wrote nothing in it. Well, it was a Valentine's card that had a slot that said to and from. If it didn't have... Hey, Pierce. It was a Valentine's Day card

and on the back of it, it said two and from. If it was a regular, regular, regular birthday card that didn't have a prompt, no, I'm not writing in it. That is so... That's almost psychotic.

I understand where you're coming from, But the fact you just, you want to, you want to sound like Bruce Wayne or something. Oh, it's such a sentimental thing. Oh, it's just, it's the thought. I, I physically had to drag my own body to the store and, and sift through lines. And these spoke to me. Yes. Happy birthday, babe.

I love you. You're, you're an amazing person. You make me better every single day. What do you want to do by it? Today is yours. But that's a lie. There's a f***. And you know how much that costs?

Zero. See, you lie. I don't lie. You don't make me better. Oh, Liv has definitely made me better. You think so? 100%. Do you believe?

Do you believe when people say there's significant others made them better? I would argue that is one of, that should be one of the non-negotiables for a partner. No, Sarah's 100% made me better. Exactly. But I've made you better too. No, that's fine. It's not a tit for 10. It's not a tit.

You go, my made you better is bigger. You go, I've made you awesome. Do you agree with that? You go, you've helped with like one issue, but I have made you incredible. You go, I've built it. No, no. You can't. No, that's toxic.

You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't tit for tat. I go, okay. You can't tit for tat. How about in friendships? Do you think in friendships? No, you shouldn't tip for tat either. No, not tip for tat.

I'm saying in friendships should, you make your friends better as well. You should, you should strive to. Really? Strive to make your friends better, but above all, you got to be accountability for him. I think that's, I think. You think you've held me accountable? Yeah, 100%. And what?

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Talk to me. I think our friendship is weaning. You've been saying that for years. And you have done nothing about it. I have, what are you talking about? Okay, a genuine question, right? Yes. Let's open the worms.

You know, I've had a bunch of eye problems, right? Yeah. So I've been to the doctor a lot. Oh, I'll let you finish. Shut up. Shut up. Oh my God, I'll let you finish. Oh my God. Shut up.

You made me driving the snow in Seminole State College. In 2018, you prick! Let it go! 20, that's almost a decade in the past! I was sick as hell. You made me go to the doctor by myself. I go, oh, I really wanted to play cod that night. I'm gonna say, okay, look.

So I've been going to the doctor recently, right? And I'm an adult. And I don't have, I don't know what to do at the doctor as an adult. So you know they make you fill out the paperwork at the beginning? It's that emergency contact on there. Who'd you put? You. And why?

Why did your soul? Why did your gnarled little left hand know to go, oh, I don't, C, A, M. That's not the thing. I know you, because that's how it's supposed to be. You're my friend. Yeah. Right? My best friend.

Yes. You're my emergency contact. Yeah. Now when you fill it out. Olivia can't. Every day of the week, Olivia Kennedy. You would rather have your wife as your emergency contact and your best friend? Peyton, it's my wife.

I know her. Sometimes she gets lost in the own house. She's not the best of navigational skills and that's fine. Yeah. But she's my wife. So? What's my blood type? You got no clue.

Liv does? Yes. Does she? No. She doesn't know. She doesn't even know your good spots. She, oh. Well, I don't know.

Good valetian. Oh, God. But she, if, as soon as you're married, I am going to tell you to stop writing me. I will never put my wife as my emergency contact. Why? Over you? Yes.

Because I trust you with survival. The doctor's not some guy at a bar. It's not, oh, what's his favorite shot? It's a medical emergency. Yes, and I would rather have- I want my wife. She has, she has our insurance. She, what if, what if I got, God forbid, some

accident happens, and I'm just like, I can't talk, right? I'm just like, no, no, no, I can't do that. Are you going to have my insurance policy? You're going to have my policy number? I can find it, though. But emergency car. Oh my God, how can you find it? Who would you have to call?

Live. Okay, in an emergency situation, for somebody to help you in an emergency, you would rather have your wife than me. Okay. That's what I'm asking you. That's different. No, it's an emergency contact. Contact for the emergency.

Contact for the emergency. meaning I'm already in hands of someone that is taking care of me. Like this is my emergency contact. When does the emergency contact get called? Exactly. Who cars the emergency contact if you're already at the doctor? If you're asking me, would I rather be in like a car wreck that's like hanging off the side of a bridge with you or live? You all day.

Say it louder. All day. You. You, you, you. All day. No, mm-mm, not live. You. But emergency contact being dialed means we're probably already in an ER or something.

Okay. I need my wife there who has my kid who has my, our account information, all of our, everything. That's so. She is, she's like my left rib. It's like you were one. Oh, don't do that. It internet.

You're going to get all. I love the way that he talks about his wife. Be real. I go, she's all right. I'm just kidding. I go, she's a good girl. I love my, you may I. What?

What? Are you? Are you professing that you love? Is there? I think you just did that. I don't think you, I think I've already. I don't think you said it on air.

That he loves her, the big L word. That's incredible. I'm here for it. I really like Sarah. No, don't you do it. Don't you do it. I didn't mean to sting the moment. Go for it.

Rip it in life. No, I love Sarah. And hopefully one day that might be my future wife, right? Yes, sir. She's never going to go on that piece of paper as emergency contact. Because I know what she's good at. I know it. So then I would say that's more of a red flag on you.

This is how, no, because look, I know her. She's bad in pressure situations. We were on our balcony, right? And she's deathly allergic to what? Wasps. Wasps. She's deathly allergic to wasps. I don't like how that's coming out. Waspsps. She's... Oh, wow.

Oh, we're having... You're seeing stars. She's definitely allergic to was... Oh, no, oh no. I think it's W-A-S-P-S. Wasps. Oh, this is... She's deathly allergic to... She's death...

Oh, come on! He said, here we go. She's deadly... Oh, it's getting hot, he's sweating. Oh no, oh, we're not leaving until you get it. Oh my god. Oh my god, she's dead. She's what? I'm, you're not getting no help.

She's what? She's what? What is she? What's her problem? What's her allergen? Talk to me. She's definitely allergic to wasps. Wasps.

Wasps. No dude, that tongue gets out there, don't it? Y'all say it. Y'all say it. Wasps. Wasps. You go, wasp in China! Wasps!

Wasps! She's deadly allergic to... Dude, that tongue is going. Get off the sin is done. He's struggling with the deathly. Yeah, I think it's everything at this point. She's definitely alert... Oh my god, dude, that's like a Viking morphed.

She's deadly allergic to wasps. There you go. That was your best one. Best one. A lot of mandible movement, though. He said, he's definitely... allergic to wash. Like a hannibal, like a handle that you fire marshal bill. Why are you rubbing your nipple? What was that? What was that maneuver? You said, oh, oh, you never laugh and you said, ha ha ha ha. What's it go when you get puffy nip, gyno? I think I got a heavy case of

gyno. I think I'm getting gyno. Do I need testosterone? Oh, here we go. She has a, she has a deadly alert. She's deadly allergic to wasps, right? Okay, yes. And so we were on the balcony and I was smoking a cigar reading a finance book. What? What's so funny? I was smoking a cigar reading a finance book. Finances for dummies or investing for dummies. Oh God, I don't know how long he's wanted to say that. So dude, I was sitting on my balcony smoking a honey lavender stogue on chapter four of investments. while my wife is standing there

he's like well my butt naked wife sitting there making me a rib eye how are you peasants living he goes then I looked down to my Lamborghini Hurricani Huracan and I said not today then I called out

I called out for my assistant Rina to come in and bet a $10,000 parley slip on the Knicks he goes it was an average Tuesday how was your week camp you frick I realized had to run to Whole Foods so I bathed in Baccarat Rogue said went down I said no to the

Hurricon not to Huracond day so I'm taking the G wagon it's G like me let's go yeah he said I go to the whole foods realize it's not good enough Irwan here we come can't put too many miles on the G wagon Uber black me oh rena how's the parlay throw up he goes then I get back home made disgusting beastly to my wife He goes, then I went to sleep in my California King Egyptian caught in bed. Oh, okay. So I was reading my book. How was your day, Elon?

So she's deathly allergic to wasps. Oh, my God. And so we were out there. I was smoking about a cigar. Read my finance book on my balcony on the third floor. So stupid. He goes, dude, it was so bright. I had to take off my, or I had to put on my Louis Vuitton sunglasses.

This is so stupid. And so she was there, and I saw a wasp land on her shoulder. And this is why I won't have her as an emergency contact. I said, Sarah. there's a waspher get inside get inside she literally did three circles and she was like like she couldn't figure out what to do and she like slowly backed into the house when if she is bit by a wasp she she's dead and she has epipants but they're expired she did what i mean that is that is equivalent right yeah that's equivalent to having asthma and walking around with an inhaler that's

empty yeah adults with asthma really big pet peeve of mine oh yeah it's like it's air defeated what do you mean it gives you problems. I mean, I'm like, we're quite literally required to take it in. That's the basic necessity of life, right? Why are you having such a problem with it? It's like a fish. It doesn't know how to swim. Yeah, it's like, why are you here? Yeah, get rid of them, huh? Put them and make him a filet. Serve with some jasmine rice. Put a little lemon on him. Hit his ass under that old bay and serve it up to John at booth eight. Get them out of here. I love those kind of, those jokes we make because we have like this small community of people that don't like our, like, edgy jokes. And I love seeing their comments. Not a bit.

big fan of 3412. Really rough around the edges over there. Yeah, it seemed a little dense. Oh my God. So you were talking about Sarah and y'all's story. Yeah. Bro. The funniest shit happened to me at my house the day after your party.

Okay, whatever. So, live was, remember how Liv was leaving? Like two out of town? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm saying. Did this octave not get like scary, like low just now? Yeah, no, it seems like you were just trying to tell me a secret. Oh, no, I didn't mean to, sorry.

You remember when Liv was leaving? getting ready to leave? I didn't even realize it. I thought you were like something happened. Like you got down real quick. All right. So you know the day after your party, you know how Liv and the fam,

they were all leaving? Okay. So for whatever reason, I woke up early as shit. We were out late. Woke up early. I'm already tired. And I was still,

you know, a little under the influence from the night before. Okay. So it hasn't fully left my sister. Little hang over. Yeah, little hang over.

Wasn't a little. Oh, you were hung over. It was hung turkey. Hung turkey. Hung turkey until the shatter. and then I was cleared. But I've been watching a lot of the show,

Homeland on Netflix, like CIA show. You won't stop talking about it. I love it. And I've been seeing a lot of the John Kariaku clips on TikTok, which is the ex-CIA agent. He's telling all, yeah, it's like a good morning. He's telling all his stories and stuff. Oh, yeah.

Oh, the guy in the glasses, yeah. Yeah. So it's like, I've been receiving a lot of CIA shit. So for whatever reason, I'm in a hoodie. And I literally tell myself, I go, I'm a practice right here. I'm acting like I'm a PI. Because it went off our thought.

Because I had the thought at that casino. Remember I said, dude, I feel like I could be a good private investigator if I wasn't six, seven. You did say that at the casino. And your head is massive. It's not just the height. Big cranium. Yeah. So I tell myself, I'm like, I'm a spy on my wife in this house right now.

She's in there making eggs, right? This is unbelievable. Y'all know my house. I'm peeking around the corner. My ears are so ringing from the night before. Head hurts. Tummies up. Got a hoodie on, right?

I think I'm sitting here watching my wife make eggs and I'm like, literally, I'm a grown man. Sneaking around your own house. Steaking around my own house. No one is involved in this game that I'm playing with myself. It's all in your head. And the best part, there's not a winner or a loser to the game. There's no scoring.

There's nothing that comes out of this. There's nothing I gain from this. Except for a creep. In a grippy sock, maybe. In a grippy sock. Maybe a straight jacket. Yeah. So I'm sitting there on this corner.

I'm peeking hedges, right? And I swear to God, all of a sudden. lives right behind me. She goes, she just slapped my head. She goes, what are you doing? And I went,

what the fuck? Who's cooking eggs? It was my mom. I was so bad in my own house. And be like, in my life. No one knows this house better than me. And I'm thinking I'm watching my wife.

Yeah. And I'm like, what are you doing? She was like, you're being creepy. That's hilarious. And I was like, oh yeah,

not for me. Not for me. How do you sit with yourself? What is the immediate thought afterwards? Immediately got in the shower. I said, yeah, pretty hungover. I'm getting in the shower. And I was like this.

I love that. Oh, what, oh. What is your dream? I would argue, I'd venture to say, take this out. Definitely be hard with the family, but that would be one of my dream jobs. Like, obviously, I couldn't start now. You're kind of. What?

Being a CIA agent? Like in the CIA, like a field officer, something like that. For real, for real, for you. That's your dream job? That would be one of them. Like, it's, you know, it's not like the movies, right? Have you, have you heard of, have you watched that guy's clips? John Kiryaku's clips?

Yeah, but I... No, there's definitely different roles. He's like that guy that says that he killed Osama. He's up there with me. Oh, no. Like, I don't know how fabricated your stories are. I absolutely believe this guy. But there's definitely different.

I'm saying being one actually in the field. Yeah. Like a deployable agent. Yeah. I think that would be sick. You don't have the body type for that. Not at all. I mean, your hips are bad.

Toes infected. I mean... Oh, yeah. I bought fungal patches for my toes, by the way. Off TikTok shop. Swear I got it did. I got a 22 pack coming in Thursday. Buying fungal patches for your infected toe off of

TikTok shot might be a misdemeanor. It was $11.99. You trust that? You got to stop. You're like the clavicular with that toe. You'll just put anything on your body. Right now, all I use is a pocket knife. So I said, it's got to be better than that.

Yeah. I'll be sitting there the computer and go, wow, she's real gunky today. Whip that old blade out, go, pf! Yeah. Put it right here and I go like this. I literally hold it upside down and I'm going, I'm caught. You'd think I'm carving my initial in a red oak.

I'm going, I've lost all feeling. I've lost all feeling in that toenail. Okay, what were you talking about the, dream job. I'll show you Thursday when they come in. I'm good. I'm good. I'm all right. It's 22 of them. I only need it for one toe. Yeah, oh dude. That's 22 consecutive warriors. You can use one. I don't have in fact, my toes are clean. You want to see my toes?

But I'm saying just to experience it. Great my toes. It's like a try. There's something that came out of that song. That foot? Yeah. First off, the fact that your third toes, your longest one is crazy. Your third toe is out sticking your big toe and your second toe. That's disgusting. Those toes. We'll get demotize. We will get demonetized. as if Robbie's foot comes out of his sock. That's the cleanest, shiniest,

whitest, little paw I've ever seen. Yeah, that's nice, isn't it? And you have the same small, little black, prickly hairs

that my wife does on their big toe. I mean, that literally, if you, if you just hid the pure size, the sheer magnitude of that paw, I'd be like,

that could be live's foot. That could be. You get clear coat. You get clear coat on your feet. Yeah, I get clear coat feet. No, okay.

I'm not going to forget my question, but you need to explain why. Because I, honestly, right? Clear coat on your hands, you're the one that put me on that. That's nice. It makes you look really well, well-groomed. You're very clean men. Who the f***ing is seeing your talents to where you need clear-coat? What I do in the bedrooms under your concern.

One, two. No, you want me to be honest? You want the real reason why I get clear-coat on my toes? Yeah, you don't even own a pair of flip-flop. It makes me feel good. It's the same reason why you get designer underwear. You know what I mean? Like the same reason you get like Calvin Klein underwear. That's also not true because you bought Calvin Klein.

You bought skims and then you bought crop tops to show them off. So if you got clear coat and then you went and bought some little sandals, it'd make more sense, right? I think it's just like you know under there is a present. You know what I mean? And so you just feel the same reason why you keep your your, your downstairs groomed. Oh yeah. Well, that's, I mean, sometimes you know you want your muffin to be pretty.

Regardless of your muffin's getting ate. You need that muffin to be pretty. Yeah. Yeah, the muffin will be gone. Plate will be clear. Yeah. But who, you want a good muffin with a nice to crystallized sugar up top? You want a little b-thering from the lunch line.

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and I want to talk about emergency vehicles. Oh, God. So I saw something driving back to my house the other day. The Batmobile. Really threw me off. I saw an ambulance at a gas station pumping gas. And I want everybody to think about this. Why the fuck is an emergency vehicle at a 7-Eleven getting gas?

Hey man, their cars run just like ours. They got to wake up and put boxers on just like we do. Don't ambulances and fire trucks have to have gas stations in their home base? I would assume they got maybe like a refuel policy. Like they can top your glass off But I don't think they have enough For like just full blown I could be wrong though

Brilliant question But at the same time I Because I was driving past I was driving past 7-11 I saw an ambulance It literally had a nozzle in their thing I've never seen that

And I was like I've never seen this That is a hazard on so many levels That has to be What if they get a call in the middle of pumping gas Yeah Or what if like they had somebody in their car Like they're in an emergency vehicle Just like

Oh Trevor's like, I'll take winter green six milligrams. Let me get the Snickers and 40 on pump eight. Yeah, he has to go back and say, what pump are we on? Yeah. What is that? What's I say, seven? The guy sitting back there's legs carterized.

He's like, ah! He goes, you want peanuts, Diet Coke? What do you need from inside, huh? Like asking of, asking somebody strapped on a gurney that's got an IV in. Hey, bro, you need a snack is crazy. And into an emergency vehicle. You don't have shifts of when you know actions about to happen. You're on call.

Exactly. So what if you're getting a call, but you don't have any gas? You shouldn't, that, I feel like an ambulance. That's irresponsible. Yeah, an ambulance should never leave its home base without a full tank. So what if they don't have gas? Like, they don't have that at the base. I don't think that's a sufficient government sanction base.

I don't either. I don't either. But they might not. It might. Was it a, was a full ambulance? Oh, no. I wasn't asking that. Was it an underfunded community?

I'm just, I mean, talk. Where I live. No, they're well off. They're well off. But isn't that. crazy to me, but I've also never seen like a 7-Eleven Chevron pump outside of a fire station. Here you go. I don't know what you do. You opened up a new mythical mystery wormhole. I'm going, I think mine, without any previous talks about it or knowledge, I think mine's probably

most spot on. They probably have a little thing that can like top them off at the, good morning, top them off at the station, but they have to stop and get gas. I don't think there's anything. I think it's more of, no, they can't. You know, they can't start. I'm getting gas. You know why? Because ambulances have hard narcotics in the back. That's fine. That's a hazard. That's like a Brinks truck. Brinks trucks get gas. Yes, but Brinks trucks are also armed and armored

and they have somebody in the back. I'm sure there's a police officer or at least one guy. No, they're not in ambulances. There's not police officers in ambulances. There's not one guy with a Glock. There's not one guy with a rooers. No, those are doctors and nurses. Those are not cops. Just because I got a lab coat and a stethoscope don't mean I can switch some shit up? I'd let me sit in the back.

They try to bust in and try to steal all the Narcan or whatever. Yeah, but that's the you can't have that. That's what I'm saying. It's just irresponsible to leave an ambulance running because you can't turn off an ambulance in public. You can't turn off the engine of an ambulance. I don't think that's a thing. Ambulance's engines never turn off.

That's not real. That is not, that can't be real. Ambulance's engine never turns off. No. You stand by that statement. In public, no, they can't. That is moronic. They can't, non-public.

So they don't even cut the, they don't cut. If you don't turn the car off, When you saw I'm pumping gas. No. Name one time, look at me in my eyes. Think of one time you've been in public since you're an adolescent where you've seen an ambulance not turned on.

I can't even tell you four times I've seen an ambulance up the top right there. Like that's very specific, but I'm saying there's no, what's the benefit? You can go. You're an ambulance. You have to be the second on the scene. So answer me this.

So an ambulance is delivering a patient that they just picked up. Yes. Everyone out of the car leaves. One guy stays in there, knowing he can't leave without his crew. You think the engine's on? They don't take everybody out. There's always one in there.

Dude, were you, doctor? What are we doing? How do you know? Were you in the field? No, I've been around ambulances a lot. You did a drive along with a guy? What are you talking about? You've been in ambulances a lot.

I would love for you. I would love for you. That's not what I said. I've been around ambulances a lot. Where? I love by, I've always lived by a hospital. Ambulances are at the firehouse. Are you nuts?

So are cops there too? Could be, but they have their own station. So do ambulances. Ambulances have their ambulance station. Where's it at? Hospital. That's the hospital. And that's where ambulances go to sleep.

That's where they stay. So what's the purpose of the ambulance? To ambulate. So the purpose is to bring people to the hospital. Bring and take, receive, drop off, and pickoff. They're the UPS of bodies. They're FedExes. They are.

They're body fedex. Body FedEx, they ambulate. Yeah, they ambulate. Fire trucks put out fires. They go to put out the fire, then come back to home base. Fire trucks aren't just for fires. They're the first on every scene. Actually, it might not be a firehouse, but they're not at, they're not state, they're not, what is there,

bat cave under the hospital? No. So fire trucks, things going on. Fire trucks stay at the firehouse. It's named after it. Yeah, police stay at the police station. Ambulance are hospitals. No, that's a hospital.

That's for the nurses and the doctors. And who drives the ambulances, nurses and doctors? Wrong again. Who cops? Firefighters and paramedics. Firefighters don't drive ambulances. That's why they have fire trucks. That's cross-contamination.

P, you think about this. You think the doctor. The doctor. Oh, 75's going to be a boy. He's driving to the incident. He's going to assess the guy, have other people throw him back, drive back to the hospital,

and they go, give me five, I got to scrub in. Those are emergency, there's, there's, there's hospital nurses and there's emergency nurses. Those are e-norses. And where do the nurses work? Where do the nurses work, Peyton? If they're- Where the nurses work in the hospital. That's why they park at the hospital, I'm telling you.

So, oh my God. Oh my God. You just figured out what a nurse was today. What? Because you didn't know what they were. What? Didn't you just say you didn't know what a nurse was? Oh, he's gone.

Oh, you're so far gone. Oh my God. He got, he got bit by one of the. Waspest, he is out of there. What did I ever say? I don't know what a nurse is. No, the nurses, prep the doctor, take care of the patients. The doctor performs the surgery. Yes, doctors and nurses.

The paramedics and the EMTs. Paramedics are nurses. Which are half the time firefighters. No, a paramedic is a medic. A paramedic, you're a pair of medics, two. Oh. It's here in tandem. You're like, dude, we got a call.

call we gotta go now who got to get the pair of medics oh my god bro speaking on the medical world yeah um my grandma's doing good but speaking of the medical world i thought you were gonna wait wait now i i honestly felt it i i honestly was going for a cool moment yeah i had this weird thing in the back of my left arm that i just thought you were gonna wait no are you on did you hit what you hit at the casino i might it took something from mok no i was just kidding no i was really i was trying to i was trying to curate a pretty cool moment. What are you saying? I said medical world. I literally had a slight inkling because I never, you know, you don't want to over promise and under deliver, which I've done. But you don't, you don't want to over promise. I feel like I just hit a crack bite. That's fine. Welcome to

welcome to the fever dream. I had a tingle thinking you were going to say, now just if every time you talk it, it restarts, right? That's how that happens. Yeah. You talked during the voicemail. I didn't hear it started over. Okay. You can start over voice mail? I said, you can redo a voicemail. That would have saved me a lot of confusion. I said, speaking. I said, speaking, Speaking of the medical world, I had a tingle that you were going to say, how is your grandma? I haven't thought about it in a while. That's fine. Is she well?

She's doing good. Dude, sorry to interrupt you. Malcolm, so my parents came for the surprise party. They went back home to see Malcolm. No, he's alive. But he was laying on the ground whenever they came in. They were recording him. And they were halfway in the house.

He didn't know they were in there. And they had to be like, hey, Malcolm. He goes, oh, and he got real excited. He did like a front barrel roll. is actually pretty athletic. I mean, but what are the odds? One out of ten, he meant to do that. Zero.

Yeah, he has little control of the extremities now. Basically, I was trying to call your call of asking on my grandma, and it was going to be this amazing moment, like, oh, my God, I can read your mind. I completely missed, so I'm going to continue with what I was doing. That was that, right? So speaking of the medical world, I saw a TikTok the other day. Are you okay? That's a liter and a half of water.

You haven't even opened it. Something's coming out of my eye. Basically, oh, oh my God, you're crying profusely. Oh my God, like I had a good, I had a good little chuckle, but you were tearing up. Oh, wow. I saw a TikTok of this doctor who was on call. He had just left his shift, but he was on call. He gets to his house.

They call him, hey, there's an emergency. I just said call six times. I just said call six times in 10 seconds. He just got to his crib. He wanted to go to sleep. He got a call saying there was an emergency that he had to come in because. he's on call and perform an extensive surgery. And he processed, like, he documented the whole thing.

And then, bro, the surgery was seven hours. Okay. Have you ever thought about that, though, for real? Doing something for seven hours straight? Think about back to your very shortstant of reality, right? Yeah. The Orange Theory. Think about a shift, right?

That's eight hours. Yeah, no, it wasn't. What was your shift? Like four or five hours. Oh, yeah, you were part-time. They didn't want you there, hold it. So take your shift, double it. Yeah.

Pass to the next. But imagine that entire time you are over another human being doing the smallest of cuts, the smallest the nips here, draining this, moving that fat. With the whole squad behind you

and you don't, like you don't, there's no break. You know, you can take breaks. No, I know, but I'm not, I'm saying like, there's not like a lunch break. I heard from, like you take half an hour

you're like, oh, there's turkey clubs killing it. You don't take lunch breaks in the middle of surgeries? I think you just cover it up. You, well, well, I'm saying like,

so like there's like the heads, surgery right and then there's all the people scapple oxygen whatever they get someone's getting a lobotomy what's that the bro my grandpa got one that one of those because he was left-handed in black they're like something this is all f*** up hey rest of peace he died I mean never got to meet the man but he did get a lobotomy because he was left-handed in black it was a troubled time in the south I thought you said because he had a headache no he was left-handed no he had a headache after the lobotomy I'm sure that's a...

It has to. Yeah. I mean... Oh, dude, that's slowly growing to one of my biggest fears, though. Lobotomies? No, racism. As the whole... It's getting up there.

Seriously. Pierce goes, nothing to be scared of. This is so... Strange, man. What I'm saying... He said, tag me in. But I'm saying... I don't care, man.

It's one of those episodes. You know what I mean? Dude, you know, if you're here this far, you're not going anywhere. You made it. You're... 52 minutes in. You're not leaving. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Like it matters in the first 30. If you're here after that, you're staying around, man. Dude, it, huh? Oh, okay, in the comments,

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list and we can go from the top 10 to 1. No, Anthony Edwards is a smoke show. No, I'm saying higher. He should be hired. No, he's hot as f***. He's a good looking man. Yeah, sorry, aunt. I feel like he wouldn't like that joke. Yeah, I really don't either. Yeah, all right. My boy, you got me fucking. No, this is a bad list. Like, I don't know who put this list together.

I want to know what they look like. Rick Fox. No, it was, I saw who it was. I saw their TikTok as they were doing it. It was a group of guys and girls. And it's like, they run like a sports website. So top eight. It's a strange panel to be a part of it.

Yeah. He has to. What you would think? Okay, I'm about to read it. I'm about to read it. If Kelly Uber is not on the list, we need to, we need to send an email. Do you make that list. I saw Kelly Uber in person and I got butterflies.

Yeah, yeah. So here we go. Starting from 10, one is the hottest, right? One's the hottest? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. From 10 to 1, 1 being the hottest. Number 10 hottest player in the NBA, Janice Ante Ticumpo.

See, that's very 50 with women. He's a good long guy. It's a good, though, with women. Because I think as a guy, I can objectively be like, you know, he's a good-looking. We're not talking about women. We're talking about us. Oh, he's a good-looking man. He's hot.

10 suits him. Yeah, 10. Number 9. Jared McCain A pretty guy He's pretty I've been watching his vlogs He's a good mouth

He has a good looking girl He has a good pretty teeth He's a good teeth He's a good teeth He's a drive away He can go Number eight LeBron James

My glorious king Should be number one And there's no doubt about it Yeah No I'm just kidding That's another weird one Surprisingly not He's a good looking guy

He's a good looking man A lot of feet I know we're not going In the eyes of the women We're going for ourselves But he's not terrible He's just he's old He is an old gentleman, but looks great.

Like whenever I see like his like tunnel, you know, the videos him walking in the tunnel, great outfits. Beard is still pristine. Up top. Well, once he wears the du ragged, covers that up, it's good. All good. Next, number seven, Anthony Edwards. Too low. He's got to be higher.

He's got to be higher. He's top three, Mitchew for sure. I mean, he just oozes aura. Yes, yes. Number six, Kevin Love. I get it. It's a good silver fox. I can understand it.

That's a good silver fox. Now hear me out. I'm going to let you finish this. list. Yeah. And I'm gonna rip two names that immediately are better than Kevin Luff if they're not on this list. Okay. Immediately hotter guys. Number five, Rick Fox told you. Rick Fox was, he was, he was, yeah, it's good. Rick Fox was probably in his day. Oh, I mean, wicked. Not Wilt numbers, but not, I don't believe, I don't believe Wilt's body count as much as you don't believe his hundred point game. Yeah, well, yeah. Actually, I actually don't believe any. Number, next one,

we're getting the tricky waters here. Number four, Tristan Thompson. I thought you're about say Trey Young I was going to say hell no no Trey young not in the top five no not in top but um Tristan Thompson oh they like a little scandal yeah I don't I'm not I'm not I'm not for a top five no there's no way yeah I don't know yeah you like Tristan you like Tristan yeah huh he goes he looks like that other black number three I've I'm always bad at his name Ochi last name. OG Ananoby?

Yeah, yeah. I could see it, but I'm gonna go no. From a woman's perspective I can see if I offer it or no. He's good. He's good right here. I like this. Yeah, but it's more than just that. I'm gonna give you two, Pierce, get ready to look up. Number two, we're in the top two now. The second hottest NBA player, according to this list,

Nick Claxton. A lot of females. A lot. Good looking guy. I wouldn't have them in the top two, or the top five. I think we got hotter players. We got to have hotter players in our league. The fact that Kyle Corver is 17 is wicked. Kyle Corver used to look like... Stop.

Number one, the hottest player in the NBA, according to this list. Drop it. It's got to be. Dwayne Wade. They have Dwayne Wade as the hottest player. Now, Dwayne Wade, I think you just got accustomed to how he looks. Dwayne Wade's a good-looking guy. Dwayne Wade was a smoke show. Yeah, he's seen his underwear shoots.

Especially in his prime. Well, as soon as you heard Rick Fox, that should have put that to rest. Yeah. So I'm more baffled. that not only was Kelly Ubre, not number one, that means he was nowhere on the list. No. They're having the nerve to say Kelly Ubre is not a top 10 all-time good-looking.

He's not in the top 25. Rui Hachamora. Oh, Ruiz a smoke show. Ruiz a smoke show, boy. He's beautiful, bro. He's a beautiful man. And then you go and look up a documentary, he's just, I mean, fluent.

Japanese? Yeah. He's a good-looking. cat. Rui Hachamora, Lori Markinen, Jalen Duren. I'd have to see.

Lori who? Lori Markinen. Yeah. Jvante McCoy. Javonte McCoy. If we started G League stars in this? You bring G League?

He's got you. Y'all don't have a chance. Oh my God. Not an absolute chance. I mean, Javonte, yeah, he's next level. Javentte's great kid.

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