You Should Know Podcast - WE COLLECT TEETH -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

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The You Should Know Podcast. Who's coming into the studio? We got co-host Cam back in the studio. yeah I like that I like that I've never seen that before right of laws for goes Kim I've never seen that before to it the mic is so high yeah I never saw it either John I know I the hell was sitting here. I don't know honestly nobody I've never seen is that our new thing every time we introduce you you have to fix it in Mike because last episode It was drooping. I liked your intro me. It was Sometime remember how I'm out of breath. That's bad. You're turning into me. know why. Remember one of our first episodes? My fingernails are purple.

I don't think I'm hydrated. Oh, I got some water for you, dog. Here. Dude, that looks like, oh, if you would've, if you... You could open your mouth like a little baby bird. You know what I mean? You could open your mouth like a little baby bird and get some of that water.

Why is that a thing right now? Why, we are four minutes into the episode and there's now a wet spot on our carpet and it's all in your beard. It's all in your beard. You coulda got a little, you coulda got a little water like a baby bird. I don't want it, mama bird.

You could be my little baby bird. That's a crazy ass Get away from me. Why are you laughing so hard? You don't want to be my baby bird. No absolutely no I am dehydrated That water looks like we're like an apocalyptic state. It's like crushed the noises, but you really grab you like this you're like Like this is like your last rations we gotta take it so hot so warm bro look what's in my pocket all right you grease earth put it back what are you doing? I don't know We got Colas Cam back in the studio Dude my mic is wet Does it still work? It does How you feeling? How you doing? How you feeling? How you doing?

Super dry, super dehydrated Good though Outside of purple fingernails, I'm feeling good Excited to be here. It just dries my head Dude that shit never fails That looks insane Like look Put your fingers through my hair real quick Dude that shit never failed. That looks insane like look Put your fingers through my hair real quick Just feel it, I'm trying to

Put your fingers through my scalp Now smell your hand Okay, that was like touching like a grill brush like The bristles Did you do this with the grills back in the day is whenever you're you know we got so serious like you cook or something do you remember when your dad would barbecue i've never been but i'm assuming he did barbecue did you ever put papers in there while he was grilling oh just for fire yeah hell yeah that was a good memory yeah it

smelled like ink another i don't know what you were doing I just did blank paper. You did actually like assignments or something. No, it would be like my dad's tax information Another this has zero correlation zero this one But another good childhood memory was going to Wendy's and getting a frosty and dipping your fries in the frosty when these nuts Work get it dude someone got i'm not gonna lie someone got me the other day at school with uh with these nuts in the mouth one of them it was uh yep yeah no it's all right i remember but they i mean they got me and i was like you rat bastard you guys but mine made i got got mine made sense wendy's nuts in your mouth. Wendy's? It is Teacher Appreciation Week.

It was Teacher Appreciation Week. I got some gifts from students that were amazing. Thank y'all all so, so very much. What'd you get? I got some Mumbai Knights popcorn. What's that mean? That sounds like I got an unsweet tea.

I got an unsweet tea. I got some Indian spiced popcorn in an unsweet tea. What do they think of you? I was like, is this teacher appreciation or teacher hatred? No, I'm just kidding. It was still a fantastic gift. I just want to know what happened during the school year for them to think that's what Cam wants. No, I physically never drank a drop of tea in front of any of them. But, unsweet, sure.

Mumbai Nights. It literally was like Rambai's Mumbai Night-inspired Bubba Clusters popcorn. Such a name. Indian spiced flavor. I turn it around, there's like curry, turmeric in the popcorn that might be good though I'm no I'm try you know what I don't appreciate I got a couple gift cards that's good you know I don't appreciate though I don't appreciate caramel caramel popcorn dude I love caramel pop dude trippin yeah that's the thing about you are you a popcorn is are Caramel popcorn. Dude, I love caramel popcorn. I'm tripping.

That's the thing about you. Caramel popcorn is... Are you 25 or 87? I'm 25. 87? No, no person that's not... 87? That's not Jerry. It's so old.

87, bro? If you're eating caramel popcorn at 87, you're a savage. I'm thinking you're eating... I'm thinking you're sucking on it, though. Spit the kernel out. I'm thinking you're drinking smoothies. Like, you have a food pipe. 87?

Somebody said, like, to describe an old person. I was listening to a podcast, and they were like, they haven't hit their oatmeal stage yet. Did you just moan? Yo, I was just talking about old people can't what's up what just happened what do you you play with roads leg I'm sitting here I touched the bus when it hurt something so what is I was trying to respect you so I just stay quiet but I had to like audibly release my pain so

instead of like ah i was trying to be quiet it was like and then i realized what i did i was trying to tell you just keep going i liked it though you can do it anytime do it again no you creep forget a new water bottle you need to invest in like an insulated water bottle okay that's the amount of plastic that you have in your car alone. It just pisses me off. It's like a recycling Dude, it's a dumpster. Okay. I got pet peeves about you. Okay go let's name off each other's pet peeve Oh, I just said one your cars your car is disgusting and People if someone gets in your passenger and you have something in your passenger seat

You at least have the decency to knock it off, move it to the back. He'll just pull up like this. He's like, yeah, bro, get in. I'm like, there's a Slim Jim wrapper, two-gallon water bottle sitting there. Move it. And he's like, you can do it. You know what I don't like about you? Yeah.

I don't like how you ask me to go do things for you and then get mad at me how I do them. You know my skill set. Don't ask me to do things that you know I'm not good at and then get mad at me and how i perform that's true but it's like damn it be smarter like just do it the right way that's why i get okay whatever another one about you this man will be carrying this like one thing he's like hey bro can you carry that for me hey Hey, you mind grabbing that for me? I go, what's in your hand? He's like, uh, my phone. I'm like, what's in your right hand now?

My phone. Like, you lazy bastard. He always makes me carry things. You know, it's partially my fault because I always say yes. So, you know what else? You don't let me hold your hand when we pee. Sometimes I need fellowship. No, you don't.

Sometimes you need asylum. You need week-long breaks of just yourself with your thoughts. Oh, you know what? Also, another pet peeve about Cam. What? His... What is it? Say it.

The back of your knee is wet. Oh, my God. And it's bald. What is it? Say it. The back of your knee is wet. Oh, my God. And it's bald. It is bald and wet. You know what I don't like about you? Damn it. What?

What? So, I can't. I don't care. Hey, bro, will you do this for me? Guaranteed two weeks. Until it's done. It's not going to be done anytime soon. I got a plan for February now.

Hey, you know what I don't like about myself? I'm infected. Where? ADHD. Fine. It is a disease that I'm living with. Guys, I am not kidding. I have $80 in Amazon gift cards, and I have had the same cart open for two weeks.

No, you have issues. We love you, but it's okay. You know what, Hoss? Wait, let me hear. I'm going to think of another one of you. Go. Get off your knees. You look so large right there. What the hell? Thank you. Stop. Go. Get off your knees. You look so large right there.

What the hell? Thank you. Stop. Go. What? You said thank you and you winked. You got to stop that. Go. So, you know what?

Also, I don't like Cam's the kind of friend. Cam's the kind of friend. If we were to, if we all, like, back in our single days, if we were all going to a club together and I needed something to wear and I would wear, like, Cam's shirt, Cam would let it be known in the club that that's his shirt that I'm wearing. He'd be like, hey, bro, he's wearing my shirt. I would never say that. You see his lay?

That's my work. I would never say that. We will invite him somewhere. He has his own closet. He has his own wardrobe. Simply because we're the same size and we're the same shoe size, he will show up. We're going out to, say, say a steakhouse or something.

He'll show up in that and be like, oh, I was doing laundry or something. You mind if I can get some of your clothes, man? And I'm just like, you son of a, I'm like, of course. But then he'll wear that shirt. These shorts were in your possession for two months. That's because you left them. And I, how many times did I ask you if my shorts were there? I didn't know where they were.

Once a week. And you didn't know where they were because your apartment's a pigsty. We went to Los Angeles. He had the same damn suitcase open for a month after we got back. Because that was easier because I know what's in there. My suitcase was unpacked. Everything. Empty.

Re-shut. Zipped up. Put back downstairs in the garage. 30 minutes within my arrival back home. Cam has a packing calendar. Whenever Cam packs for trips, he pulls out a notebook and he's like, Monday, these are my underwear. I'll wear the Hanes do i do i do i do you got me on that one i don't actually write on a notepad but i i'm never gonna be out of clothes we'll just say that you our first night

there he's like let me wear that and i'm like are you we just got here how are you already borrowing something we just landed he's like hey dog can i wear that right i'm like you know yeah you know what you did you said hey bro you know my skill set don't ask me to do something and then get mad how i do it you said ap we steam this shirt for me oh my i steam the shirt for him and he goes damn it's wet it was like he threw it in the sink with the water running like how did it did you steam it for 40 minutes how did it get that wet dog no you suck no you're great i have a huh i said you're great thank you want a kiss nah i i have a i have a big on. I have a big issue that's going on in my life right now. It's one of the reasons I look like this.

Don't make that noise. What? Yeah. What is happening? You're like ad-libs are insane. It's like when my water's cut for me, I just turn like emotionally weird. It's strange. I don't like it.

What am I doing, bro? What am i saying okay but they're one of the reasons why you are wet what but one of the reasons i look like this is i don't know if any any i don't know if any other i don't know if people have this issue do you have a beef with your barber ever like you your barber ever in turmoil no me and my barber are always in turmoil because now he thinks it's okay to take family vacations take time for himself that's tough you're a man of the people you cannot not be there for me yeah that's the thing with the barber like it's it's great to go to the same one and know you're gonna get a fantastic cut

But only going to one if they're ever not there you're shit out of luck Yeah, like I'm I've refused to get my hair cut by someone else It's like a nurse deciding or like a surgeon deciding. I'm not gonna go to surgery. You're a service person You your job is a service. You are cutting me open. Not that guy. Not her. You. Yeah. No, I completely agree with that shit. And so, like, I go to, because my barber says, hey, Payton, don't text me anymore about your appointment. So, I'm like, oh, is there another bitch?

Like, who? Are you cheating on me? Like, who is she? Don't text me. Like, who is he, huh? But, so, I had to stop texting him to schedule appointments and now he has a website and i go on his website getting better he has a calendar and the calendar is all like full what am i supposed to do and i i call him i'm like hey bro you got that many new clients and

he goes nah bro i'm gonna be in mexico with my fiance i was like did you did you ask me yeah it's like do you know i have to be alive in the normal world you've cut hair you see my scalp oh my god what does he say matter of fact let's do this do you show up like that for a haircut no you have to do your hair to go yeah okay i was about to say i used to not but then the other barbers and they were fans of the podcast oh my god if you showed up what the hell was that what happened what was that what you just went you ever get a sneeze dude yeah i don't i don't like when my body tantalizing me like that i actually hate when i sneeze and no one blesses me it irks the shit out of like that is that's legit Probably top five peppy why I don't know I just I guess I feel entitled to that to a blessing because it's a blessing because I

Always give them out always if you I can never see you if we're just walking down the street to my a bless man Yeah, I literally go I got it got so bad with my students to the point where I would I would sneeze in a room Of 28 other individuals and no one would say a damn word and I would audibly go bless me I would really like I'd bless myself sounds like y'all won't do it. So bless me You ever give a good weird pep you ever give a good kazoon height to somebody Kazoon height. No, you said it wrong and no I never go kazoon tight. No, I go bless you No, you got to give a good kazoon height. The first time you said kazoon height Kazoon, wait, I don't speak Spanish. It's Spanish? That's not Spanish. No, but

But what is... That's like German or something. German. Yeah. Gesundheit! I got nothing. Are you like that with sneezes, though? Whenever your body... It tells you something,

but it doesn't allow it to come out. Like, why are you bringing it to the plate if you're not going to let me eat it? Hold on, wait. Get it! Mother... Put it in my hand. It literally just did it.

And the whole pineapple curse word thing. What? Watermelon. What is happening? You've never heard pineapple? Like a safe word if things are getting too spicy? No, if you're about to sneeze and someone goes pineapple and just says it to you, the aura of them saying the word pineapple then sucks the sneeze out of your nasal.

Witchcraft. Yeah, voodoo. of God cause but not of God dark Lord Babylon No, you're yeah, that's I don't know that's insane, but it works some doesn't know it literally has worked on me That's why I don't like old Spanish trails. I don't like what I don't like old Spanish trails What does that mean like you know like the old like the around the campfire it started old spanish trails yeah and then now there's stories that people live by old define an old spanish show give me one example um one you know i don't i i didn't grow up in that religion

so you can't no like what the hell is it? Like when people say white rhinoceros when you sneeze. What? White rhinoceros? When you're about to sneeze and someone goes, white rhinoceros! First off, you left out the H, it's a rhinoceros. You said a white rhinoceros. And second, what is an old Spanish trail? Like you know when that sounds like some shit out of like Courage the Cowardly Dog, like the dad... What's the mom off that? Muriel. That sounds like some shit out of like Courage the Cowardly Dog like the dad what you did big guy big dude this what is this episode what is this episode you know old spanish trails you're you you're about to make me act whenever how to make me back in the day yeah the confederate army what are you talking about whenever they would have fire and have banjos and

they would tell stories and now that's how people live old Spanish Trails. Like you just said it with the white rhinoceros. You know what I mean? Okay. Maybe that's not the name. It's not. I don't know what the hell an Old Spanish Trail is, and you're swearing by it. I feel like Elon.

I've asked for a singular example. You can't give it to me. You keep saying, you know, when they had fire and banjos and they told stories in the dark night it's an old spanish trail like white rhinoceros it's like when you can't turn the lights after 5 p.m or the ghosts will come like that kind of stuff oh like you go backwards on your skateboard and bark louder than the windex yeah but not that because that's not real neither is what you're saying old spanish trails define it old stories how is the trail i feel like you're not listening to what i'm saying i feel like i feel like you're

saying straight we'll figure this out together don't google it oh i'm we're gonna figure it out together with a great friend of help great help of a friend named google you know what i'm talking about trails oh they popped. Oh. It popped up. Vijo Centro Espanol. Oh, I like that. A route in Grand County, Utah. The Old Spanish Trail is a historical trade route, or route, that connected the northern New Mexico settlements of Santa Fe, New Mexico, with those of Los Angeles, California, and

Southern California. Approximately 700 miles long, the trail ran through the areas of the high mountains, arid deserts, and deep canyons. That's not what I was talking about. And thank thank you full circle moment you know what i'm talking about ghost stories in la bruja maybe there's a different name for it it's not old spanish trail i have to and rhinoceroses are not white really there's white rhinoceroses leave the h out again leave the h out again for not sir they're not white look look down that's a penguin I mean it's a wall of wall you mean to tell me you've

seen a Rhino that color I've never met one before I've never seen a Reno in person 9-1-1 thank you like a stand-in like a haiku do you think I would be better at poetry than you no I've I've written poetry before. I haven't, but you know my brain. I just had a crazy thought. You know my brain. I do. It's scary. Like, what is happening this episode?

Something's coming out. No, I have kind of like an old Spanish trail. Bro. I had a magical apartment sausage behind a garbage when I was a kid. I actually don't know what the hell you just said. I am so... You had a magic garbage apartment sausage behind a garbage when you... Behind a garbage can when you were a kid.

Almost. What the hell does that mean? It means... So, when I was a kid, we lived in an apartment complex. And in the apartment... And in the apartment complex, there was a big garbage, community garbage. As there should be. Where they'd throw you trash.

Yes. You'd throw your trash. Exactly. Big one. Not magical sausage. And we lived there for a year. And every week, my parents would make me take out the trash. Good parents.

But I was scared for a little bit after the SpongeBob episode, whenever it was a hashling and slasher. And I was scared to take the garbage out after that. But I fought through it. But every time that I went to go to the garbage can, there was always a sausage behind the garbage can on the ground the same sausage same sausage in the same position every week fermented for a year no but that was the magic about it it did never decay oh no yeah it did no it didn't no no there was no flies on it then someone was literally replacing sausages for a weird sick gag trick or something there's no way a sausage sat there for a year. The magical sausage.

And me and Preston, my brother, every week when we take the trash out, we'd be like, yo, the magical sausage is there. And every week it would be there. Why are you whispering to me? Because it's getting good. Until the last time ever, we had to go throw our trash out at the apartment. We went to the garbage can, and we were going to say goodbye to the magical sausage. Our last time we went, magical sausage was gone.

No, you were hallucinating. You were on something. You were on something. Talking about a damn magical sausage behind a trash can. I swear to you. It was a magical brown sausage. I'm asking Preston next time. Ask sausage. I'm asking Preston next time. Ask him.

I'm asking Preston. That's how we bonded. You bonded with your brother from a magical sausage behind a garbage can. Yeah, it's special things like that. It's the old Spanish trails. Oh, my God. Get rid of that. That is not a thing.

No, honestly, it is a thing. And as a kid, did you do this? Think meat was special and magical. Oh my god, dude. What the fuck what is happening? As a kid as a kid, did you do this do what? Whenever you were in the shower as it incredible whenever you were in the shower as a kid right and the waters hitting your body Did you put your hand out and watch the water come out of your fingertips? And think I was like a... Oh! Yes!

Yes. Fantastic. I remember one time, when I first realized it, I called my parents in. Because I thought they created someone special. And I was like, Mom! Dad! And I screamed it out of my bathroom as a kid. I didn't really put it together.

Then I was booty butt ass naked. Butterball ass naked. So my parents ran in there thinking I was drowning or something. They're like, it's not a bath. Just stop. Look away. My parents run into the bathroom. And they go, what's wrong?

What's wrong? And I turn towards them. And I go. You sit there. I got water and i go look and i had water coming out of my fingers it's my mom got real mad yeah my dad said hey man put that shit up man dad's like man hell no dude i i remember doing that i remember used like trying to do that to clean something off like the side of the shower what like if i had shampoo say shampoo went everywhere like there's a little bit i would try to like mine to muscle connection like the water's gonna go off i'm gonna use it directly to point at this

thing to clean it off that's how i use use mine We were different. We were different children. What'd you have in your shower to clean off? Like I'm saying the shampoo. Oh, like a little piece of shampoo. Yeah, like some, there you go, some suddage. If there was some suddage. Suddage, I don't like that. If there was some suddage on the shower.

Yeah. I would use the water to clean it off. You thought you were super hero, I thought I was a fucking plumber. A janitor. Your childhood was fantastic. How often did you test your super powers as a child? I never thought I was Spider-Man. I never once thought I was anything superior. You never thought you could fly? Oh hell no. All the kids that jumped and thought they could fly, like even off a trampoline. You're an idiot. my mom didn't let me have trampolines i wasn't i i never owned one but i i loved playing on them trampoline wwe was like couldn't relate oh you

throw someone over there go for a rock bottom you literally go boom yeah and you hit them but then their head smashes back into you and your teeth get crooked you lose two of them and you rush to the er and you're bleeding out of here did that happen to you no no someone else another kid tried to frog uh frog splash fun fun move gets double jumped flies off the trampoline lands on his leg breaks it yeah that's why my mom didn't let me trampolines but i did test my flying abilities one day because i was watching lazy town and i was like i think i have this i think i can do it and so my house your childhood was beautiful like you thought you were just like this special amazing little creature and in reality you're probably just like your little tail's going in the back you're just sitting there i can fly look at this like you

were you thought you were just the best so one time as you should though i was at my being a child i was at my friend's house he had a two-story house and he had football pads and a lot of pillows so i got on the top of the balcony of his two-story house and i stood up on it right and i put on all his football gear and i said matthew put pillows on the floor and he just put like decoration on the floor oh and i said i think i can i think he's done that's why i'm there you can pee you can go for it go you're like i got you matthew and so i was about to jump and test if i could fly and his mom walked through the door oh so thank god i wouldn't be here bro one of the favorite one of

the favorite games i played as a child at my friend's two-story house we literally just called it blankets fall down the stairs and we literally we would get to the top of the stairs and just wrap our body in a blanket just slide that's fun bro it was so fun you should have worked on the title though we literally just called it blankets fall down the stairs because i thought y'all really just falling up blankets and throwing them. I was like, yes. And we're just like, yeah! Mine's in first!

Mine's winning! No, we would literally get in a blanket, sit at the top, get flat, and go do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah, that's fun. Until his little brother one day, it was his turn, he goes down, foot straight through the wall. Did you play in the sewer as a kid? What did you just say? Did you play in the sewer as a kid what did you just say did you play in the sewers kid in the sewer yeah no like sewage no if you if you are about to tell me that you played in the sewer as a kid we're ending the episode and you're gonna bathe and

i'm gonna know that you bathed that sounded weird too, but we're I'm not gonna watch you I'm not watching if you want, but I'm gonna make sure yeah, see it is you're gonna be I'm gonna give you a second chance. There's no way you but there's no way you played in the sewer. Yeah, there's no way There's no way you played in the sewer you didn't't like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid? Bro, I liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I liked anything else. I never went inside the sewer. I lost so many footballs, baseballs, everything to the depths of the dark, unknown sewage.

We put our headbands on and we went into the sewer and we just run around. Are you hearing this? Great echo. There's a great echo in there. Echo! I bet there was. It's a sewage tunnel. I didn't know at the time what was in there.

Oh, my God. Almost gagged, bro. I didn't touch, Nathan. I could not imagine the smell. Not bad. Sewage. It smelled like green. You know?

Here we go with that again. You played in the sewers. Yeah. Are you not hearing what you're saying? I don't think it's that crazy. Now, if you're in a city sewer, yeah, that's one thing. You were in Austin, Texas. You were in Austin, Texas. That's probably the sewer. That is the sewiest of all sewers.

No. Not that bad. Yes. That bad. No. It wasn not that bad. Yes, that bad. No, playing, it wasn't that crazy if you didn't touch nothing. Were you playing like hide and seek, tag? Run. Dominate, run. You were playing run in the sewers. Oh my God.

You just run with no objective. What the, what kind of, how much? What game is that? We can't see Garrett anymore. Hey, let's go, let's go in the sewage pipes and play run. Your friend group sucks. Y'all couldn't think of anything? You didn't have a football?

A wiffle ball? There's only so much you can do with a football. You didn't have a tree to climb? We had imaginations as a kid. I can tell you lacked that. I can tell you my lack was your overcompensate. You were running in sewers saying, let's just go until we get tired. There's no objective.

Yeah. No? No. Hell no. It's not that bad. Put your shoe back on. It's not that bad. You stink.

You automatically stink. In my book, For the Rest of Mankind, you played in a sewer. Yeah. I'm not letting this go. Okay, but if you just closed off reality you can't do that but that's that's that's your problem if you popped out of the sewer yeah and you're thinking oh i'm ralph i got my my blades did a fantastic teenage ninja turtle all that shit yeah and a car drives by and sees a kid jump out of the sewer they need to call cps no at that

time it was cool for kids to be outside outside yes we were outside inside sewage no you're not i've i cannot believe you said that dude i've lost like four souvenir footballs to the sewage to the sewers that's what you're about to piss me off because cam does something that is disgusting what as an adult oh i do something that's more disgusting than playing run inside of a sewer. And I've seen it with both my eyes. Both of them. Okay, you're like, I don't know. I caught it on the right, but you're sitting there. Wait, did it go?

No. Okay, I'm glad you used both of your eyes and you see things. Please enlighten me on what I do that's more gross than, again, playing the game of run in a sewage tunnel. If Cam drops something in the toilet there is not a second of thought he goes bare hand grabs it yeah whatever he drops 100% cam 100% you don't think that's gross clean water piss shit sewage that's the thing shit piss sewage that's the thing though clean water that's the thing though clean piss sewage. That's the thing, though. Clean water. That's the thing, though. Clean water. You do it if there's pee pee in there. No. Cam.

It depends on what I drop. Oh, my God. Depends on what I drop. If it's of high value, I'm grabbing it, and I can wash my hands. Cam. You want me to flush it down the toilet? No, it's gone. Whatever's in the toilet, it's gone.

If my wedding ring goes in the toilet for whatever forsaken reason, and there's urine in there, I'm grabbing the ring. Cam. I'm grabbing the ring. Really? If it's a q-tip to hell with why would you even want to retrieve a bad example if it was my like a toothbrush or something yeah it's done for no i feel like you would reuse it no you'd be like i'll put some peroxide i i had no but my toothbrush is you know it's a decent tooth you cam if you dropped your toothbrush in a pee pee filled toilet regular toilet i'm definitely reviving it disinfecting it oh my god my toothbrush is like

80 damn i will give you 80 i will give you 80 to not put that pee pee toothbrush back on your teeth the urine toilet no i'm gonna go no what oh oh my god toilet toothbrush. Yes, you're in toilet I probably have to Kim if you dropped your toothbrush in a newly flushed toilet, okay? You would retrieve that clean it and then put it back in your mouth It sounds a lot worse when you slow it down. It sounds a lot worse when you slow it down If it's a clean toilet, I'd probably disinfect it. I'd probably look I'd get a new head. That's what I would do. I'd get a new come on. I'd get a new head I'd get a new head. Yeah, the base is the most what? The base is the most important part it's part that can get recharged no uh i'm grabbing it if my ring toothbrush

any of my manscape products are they falling there retrieving to hell with any. If I drop my phone in the toilet, I don't care if it's clean. I don't care if I just moved in. That's not my phone anymore. If I drop my phone in the toilet and someone called me before I could clean it, I'm answering the call. That's my cell phone. What are we talking about?

Cam, that's so gross. You're taking a wet cell phone and going like this i'd literally go like this what's up you got camera yeah camera can you show podcast i can help you cam there's no phone call that's worth that there's no toilet that's dirty enough for me to disown a twelve hundred dollar device would you give yourself a swirly for five thousand dollars yeah oh my god five thousand, stick my head in a... Is it used... If there's urine and poop, absolutely not.

In my toilet. Oh God. It would smell like carne asada when I go down there. It would literally... Oh my God. Oh my God. It would literally smell like carne asada if I put my head in your toilet. Would you do it for $5,000?

Is it clean, though? Is it clean carne asada? Is my toilet ever clean? I don't know, bro. I don't even know if you have cleaners. Five grand, though? You got to put your head in a toilet and flush it for the whole cycle. The flush.

Yo. Kim, you have to. Hey, that's the flesh. Yo. Kim, you have to. Hey, that's the thing. Look, okay, we know y'all joke all the time. We know here at the family, if you're part of the family, you know I'm a frugal guy. But not like, in a good way. Like, I have no problem taking lovely Miss Olivia

to a nice dinner or like spending money on nice things like that. But I'm talking about like your everyday things. Like, I'm gonna try to save a buck he what is happening the fan died how did it die i don't know it's plugged up it's not battery powered if it died it means it's dead forever you need a new fan it's instantly three degrees hotter oh my god oh my god it's done anyway i'm gonna try to save a buck this guy is the the earthiest person why comes to there's certain things that he will buy for no damn reason like what like our uber trip is 10 minutes instead of a regular uber hey

let's get an uber XL black it's only's only $16 more. We're six seven. That's $16 you get ten minutes of discomfort to save sixteen dollars Every day of the week, okay, then what should I pay for the regular one? No, I'm saying like instead of spending that much money. You're saying what I don't spend money on What should I spend money on then? Oh? Hit this man's phone. He can't receive photos. He can't receive voice memos, he can't receive maps, he can't receive share locations, his bottom speakers don't work, he has to hear everything from right here, he loses service often, his iMessages don't deliver, you have to send boy. Oh, it's in great condition, what do you mean? I don't need a new one. You're upgrading Uber Excels, and you're buying other certain things,

but you won't get a new phone. I don't need it. It blows my mind. You have 12 ply tissue paper for the toilet. My rectum's more important than my phone. It feels like you're wiping your ass with a plush pillow, and you won't buy a new phone. Yeah. It's probably $7 a roll.

It's probably more than that. My toilet paper at the house, you mess, you go too quick, you're getting a colonoscopy. Like that. No, no, no. We got half ply in our house. No, I'm kidding. Oh my God. You can see through that picture.

You can really go. I'm kidding. That's one thing. If you, you can't cheap out on that. I can't lie. You can save money and cut corners at a lot of other places. Toilet paper's not one. Do you think about me often?

What? Do you think about me? I mean, we speak on the dailies. So what would often be? If we talk every day, what would? Whenever we're not talking, do you think about me? No. I'm kidding.

Yeah? I think about you. What do you think about? I'm like, damn, is he stinking right now? He reek you don't ever think about me though. Yes. I think about you. What is happening right now? Do you think about me before like you go to bed no really absolutely not sometimes You're like the last thought before I close my eyes. No, I don't like that's not good. I don't like that You're just like.

You're my best friend. Thanks, buddy. I think about you. I love you. But when? When? A random thought. I'll be like, oh, this would be funny.

I got to tell him. Oh, so it's work related. I think about your well-being. Oh, oh. Another pet peeve. I'm just kidding. That was like 40 minutes ago. I think about you. Tell me. Um, I'll be sitting there

I'll just be like Hope Peyton's good. Why are you crying? I just want you to think it is so hot I just want you to think about me something. I do I promise I think about you What is wrong with you? Do you need to let some out I just want you to think about me you need to let something out just get it out I do think about you I'm not gonna think about you before I'm going to bed like the way I call you every day you call me every day we're good I just kind of just absence of my presence I just want you to think about me. I got you. I'll think about you, Bubba. You promise? I promise. You wouldn't lie to me, huh? Shut up. No. Bring it in.

That's not your pinky. People get mad at me how I do what I do. As they should. As they should. For that right there, they should. I get mad at other people for doing the opposite of what I do. What? Like a riddle? Like, when you get... I don't... I don't turn on the... Relax. You're about to...

It's about to happen. I can sense it. You're about to throw up. I don't turn on the water in my shower until I'm in the shower. Oh, my God. What the hell did you just say? I don't turn on the water in the shower until I'm in the shower. No you've done time in county. You've done time in county bro. There's no way. You broke. Oh my god he broke the wrist. No there's no way. There's no way.

It just it's like we're all in one. Like 25 seconds of ice cold and then it gets to soothing. You can but I put the thigh on the water just so i could get a good temperature check wait so you just steam up the whole the whole house i will literally turn on my shower and i'll go do three other tasks that's so weird how that's that's weirder than what i do for sure no shot that you stand think about this you stand butt ass naked dry in a porcelain tub just sitting there by your lonesome and then you cut some freezing cold water. Yeah, and it's also like a game. You can turn the thing on and move quick enough and you, it's like my speed is getting better. Your reflexes, no.

You literally crank that thing up to the perfect temperature. Then you go. Then I'll take my clothes off. Why do you treat yourself like you're that? I'll put them in my dirty clothes. I come back. I make sure my new set of clothes is aligned perfectly. I make sure my clothes off. Why do you treat yourself like you're that? I'll put them in my dirty clothes. I come back. I make sure my new set of clothes is aligned perfectly. I make sure my towel's there.

I'll pet the dog. Then I'll get inside the shower. Okay, but that's more wasteful than me. Oh, yeah. So I'm right. No, no. No. Yeah.

No. So I'm right. It wasn't an argument of wastefulness. It was an argument of weirdness. That's not weird, though. You're standing like this, ass naked, going like this. Yeah, it's like a little game of cat and mouse. You can't hear you.

The second I walk in, I get to go like this. You don't adjust a little bit as soon as you get in though no not at all do you look at yourself at all do you look at yourself naked like really examine yourself yeah you're supposed to I did it for the first time and I hate the way I look naked I look like it like I look like a yeast roll like Like I don't look good. There's folds I didn't know about. I agree with you. I'll literally look at myself sometimes

and just be like, do you ever look at yourself naked sitting down? It makes it worse. It makes it so much worse. It's like, why is that bending like that? You know what I mean? Yo, yo, no, the fact, it's like, but the first thing that popped in my head is like, why the hell and where the hell are you sitting down naked?

My living room. I'm telling you, dude, you did time and counting. You did, you've done something that we don't know. No, dead ass, because I never look at my- Shit, it's hot. Dead ass, because I never look at myself naked. I've never done it before. Like, actually admired it.

So, like, examined myself. So, I was sitting down, bro. Butt ass naked. In my living room. Right in the middle. And I was just... No, I was in a chair. If you would have been on the floor, I sure would have punched him in the face right now.

If you would have been sitting butt naked on the floor, just like a toddler. Just like... A big ass 6'7 toddler. Just like this. Oh my god. No, and I was looking at myself talking. I was like I was like this isn't good There's so many many folds and flaps, I didn't even know were on. No, no, no.

It's like I didn't know I could grow hair there. Oh, I think I hit the hanger. Oh, oh my god, I have this one patch of hair on my stomach. It's like a collection of 13 hairs. It's like a little cul-de-sac. And it's literally right there. And I hate it. I literally go...

Body positivity. Yes, body positivity, though. Nah, not this time, bro. I'm slacking. Like this shit stinks. Oh, shit. It's too hot. I'm like, clothes have to remain on me oh yeah no no like if I ever got a wife oh my god it's like glistening if I ever got a wife bro I could never walk

around but as naked you'd leave that might be the goal in life though it's like just feel comfortable naked I can't not after what I saw. I was like, that's not right. On the back of your knees are bald. Oh my god. We should try that. What? We should try to see- no, that sounds great. Can we look at each other naked?

Oh, hell no. Damn it. No. I was saying we need to get naked but then examine the backside of us, like what the back looks like. Dog, I sent you a picture when I was sitting butt naked in my living room i did no you didn't kevin because it was hot and i put the fan right here i did but i sent it from the back oh you did send that it was it was in the mirror all you could see was my thighs it was in the mirror he said he said scrumptious i did not say anything no bro i don't know like

how like scientists and stuff like look at bodies bro all day yo oh my god my mom my mom might be dommer my mom might be jeffrey dommer i swear i love her to death happy mother's day when i tell you i went to so i went to my mom's house yesterday, okay? I go inside on my hey mom. I need this video of me from when I was young she starts looking for it What not just like oh, I can't find it. I can't find it. I'm like all right, whatever She's like I didn't take a lot of film with you when we were younger. I suck. I was like mom No, you don't fantastic mom. She's like no no I took a lot of stills I was like first off. What is this? Yeah, I was like language Film and stills like who are you? She's like I took a lot of photos. I just didn't I wasn't a film person

I was like mom. It's video. Okay. I'm sorry, so she looks one more time and I started doing something on her desk like I'm going through a computer looking for it And I she literally tells me to turn around I swear to God she goes I'm sorry I just I guess I wasn't the best of mom I'm like mom yes you are she goes I don't have any videos of you but I have all your teeth Oh shit, he broke the mic. He broke the mic. What do you have?

What do you have? What do you have? You got bags of teeth. That's so many teeth. There's so many teeth in that bag Bro there's silver capped ones This son of a bitch has the root on it Look at that Bro there's so many teeth

There's so many bags Why is there so many bags What is this organization When I tell you Is it like chronological She got the molars in one What is this organization? When I tell you, I live... Yeah, is it like chronological? What if she got the molars in one? What is going on? Yo, why does she have bags of teeth?

Like, this is the shit they did to make, like, Frankenstein, bro. She's like... She's trying to clone me later? You're 25. What is happening? You're 25. I swear to God, I'm looking the other way. She goes, I'm sorry, I don't have any videos,

but I have all your teeth. And she held it up right here and she goes... The jingle is disgusting. Yo, there's a green one in there. Why is there green teeth? It's like, does my mom have a secret PhD we don't know about? She's trying to procreate. Yo, what's she what she collecting up for she's right clone me or something. Holy shit Why is her teeth in there God and if these were ever in my skull like?

Good lord, they're decayed like There's so many like how many teeth do we have why were they so readily available? That's right like was it your nightstand like what is going on? Yo, I was like cool it De nightstand like what is going on yo i was like cool it dexter like you need to watch it yo there's teeth and there's so many how many bags right oh my god what is happening oh my there's a bag inside of a bag these are like classified that's sick organization skills oh my god there's so many baggies dog bro there's a silver one Yeah, put those up to the camera no, it's not okay go put those up to the camera

Why is there so many teeth? Oh my shit I've never seen that. Oh, oh my god, brother So this black bro, you got pirate teeth you Pirate teeth dog. I got them. I got them damn. Ahoy What is your mom it's so organized there's literally one two if we count the bag inside of a bag oh It's so readily available is so wicked. There is two separate bags inside of this one.

There's four teeth in this bag separated by three baggies. Oh, my God. Bro, oh, my God. There's an ulterior motive for those teeth. No, she's trying to make a second family. I don't know what's going on. She's trying to clone you. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on i don't know what's going on i don't know what's going on oh we love your bob oh i said lisa we love you she's a saint i guess

this is just like take the teeth off the set i can't look at teeth i can't look at those fossils while i work it sounds like coins bro this is disgusting. Okay, but where did she get them? Why were they so easily available, too, to your point? Bro, it was in a matter, it was like mid-conversation. She was like, I don't have any videos, but I have your teeth. I was like, I literally fell to the ground and started crying, laughing.

Oh, my God. But what else does she have? If she has teeth, that's making me concerned. What else is in there? She says she has hairs. Are you literally trying to procreate? No, she's making another you. She's making another you. She has hair and teeth.

She's got all the DNA evidence she needs. Oh my god. That's one of the sickest things I've seen. No, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. Holy shit. Liv said her stomach hurts. Yo, and the fact that they're such in bad condition. It's like I was George Washington, bro.

It's like, hey, mom, did I brush my teeth? There's like two silver ones, a green. This one is huge. Like, it has the root, the tooth, and a silver cap. Are you gonna do that with your kids? No! I love you, mom, and I know you love me a lot. Oh yeah, we know she loves you a lot.

This is a different level of love. Can't put one more time. That's so bad. It's like I'm shaking baby M&M's in a bag. Tryin' to make sure I didn't leave any on the set. Yeah, no, we cannot just be in here one day and see those. Oh, my God, bro. All right, I'm going to fix this stand.

All right, we got to get off that sick shit for a second. Oh, my God. Shout out to Lisa. We love you. We're just all funny jokes. Happy Mother's Day. Mama Harden. Happy Mother's Day to Mama Harden, too, of course.

And to all y'all's mothers. Every mother. If you're a mother, want to be a mother, soon to be a mother, or trying to be a mother. Happy Mother's Day. And if you're a dog, you be a mother soon to be a mother or trying to be a mother happy mother's day and if you're if you're a dog you're a mother too if ruby ruby's not a mom i think she would literally like yeah oh my little my little chicken but it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture peyton and cam pop culture with peyton and cam whoa I got a pop culture for you. I have one better.

Robert De Niro, the GOAT. Oh, my God. The GOAT. Introduced his, like, seventh child. Oh, I thought it was, like, 12th. No, I think it's eighth. Eighth. He's 79 years old.

That's 79. His eighth kid. The fact that that thing is still pumping blood. Yeah, the fact that he's not shooting blanks. The fact that that thing. And he's shooting double sawed-off, double-gauge barrel shotguns. Okay. kid the fact that that thing is still pumping blood that's not shooting blanks fact that they shooting double sawed off double gauge barrel shotguns okay if he if he did it naturally right like just like a regular way and it had to have been through science you know what i mean like

has 79 because i don't even think i don't think it stays alive and good like his power tool is not drilling you know what i mean it's not it's like it's like uh it's like a jump rope or something like it's like a like a shoelace yeah like a aglet on the shoelace like little small parts hard but no but the rest is soft okay i love robert de niro goat a tier not s but a tier i'm gonna put something into perspective for you. Okay. He has kids He has kids right that are older than our parents And now he's gonna have a kid that is younger than your niece and nephew Think about that. Yeah, that's insane. It's a little selfish to have kids at 79 Oh super selfish like how much time are you gonna spend your kids? Yeah, it's like hey Like being 80 giving birth obviously i know the woman not but like 80 years old bringing a new life into the world is is wild like the kid's gonna have like that's

you for bringing a new life but it's like kids not gonna have a father yeah i mean your dad is robert deniro and you're gonna have that bag for the rest of your life but like i think the companionship is always more more important like damn the fact that he's young boy just brought in like his like 11th that's a different story that's very different and young boy i want no problems with you i'm a big fan of your music bud i'm not cam said that cam kennedy He does not represent everybody that you should know. And if you see us at an event. I like your old music. I like your old music.

If you see us at an event, talk to him, not me. And I'm not saving you. Well, all right. I like your music. No, that's crazy. No, yeah. It's more impressive that the tool's still working. The tool's still drilling.

Wow. Drill is still drilling. No, that's. That's insane. Shout out to Rob. Mine was just going to be about the goat again. The drill is still drilling. No, that's insane. Shout out to Rob. Mine was just going to be about the GOAT again, but there were two GOATs. I was going to say the series ended.

GOAT James. GOAT James, LeBron, Raymond. Showed you how to close out a series on a home court, protect it. It went for 30, 9-9, and it was just a master class. Shout out to AD for finally showing up and playing as well. Yeah, hope that wheelchair ride did. Austin Reeves, you did fantastic. Yeah, it's your brethren in the caucus. He's representing well.

He said, what did he say? He said, well, Roy, you got to do it. The halftime reports, he was like, Austin, just walk us through that shot. He was like, oh, yeah, I really can't. What the hell did he just say? No, but Lakers, I'm not a Laker faithful, but I just remember LeBron is. So let's go, Lakers. Keep going.

Two more rounds. How do you feel like for the first time LeBron got zero MVP votes? Yeah, that's crazy. But, I mean, it's year 20. It kind of is rough to hear, though. It is, but he also missed a good chunk with his foot. He did. Honestly, I don't even know if he could have been available for it's

probably I didn't get the votes because you have to play like over 50 something game he did though I think that's why I was news cuz he was able to get voted he didn't get me that is crazy but think about that think about that means like from like 17 18 years he's been getting MVP yeah people's careers are like 13 years yeah no no no yeah sometimes he's the oh I mean yeah he's been getting MVP. Yeah people's careers are like 13 years. Yeah. No no no. Yeah sometime He's the oh, I mean, yeah, he's playing with the greatest people like he played against he's playing with their kids now, which is insane That's whenever he plays against this kid in the NBA. That's gonna be that's gonna be the like Let alone play against like if they end up on the same team somehow that he's gonna move to wherever his kid that'd be wild

That would be amazing. I want to go. Tickets are going to be so expensive to that game though. Ten grand for nosebleed. I'll be like, I'll see you there. It's like I got a big TV, so I'll be watching Crystal Clear. But that, is that good for pop culture? I think that wraps up this week of pop culture.

Payton and Cam. Pop culture with Payton and Cam. Oh yeah, Payton and Cam. Cam and Payton. Cam used to rub my lower back with Peyton and Cam. Oh, yeah. Peyton and Cam. Cam and Peyton. Cam used to rub my lower back with his thumbs like that. You never rubbed my lower back. One day, you are going to accept the fact that you physically used to show me love. I don't know why.

The most physical love showing I ever did was, good job, bro. Are you nuts? And a hug. Cam. I rubbed your lower back with a Swedish technique with lotion. No, I never said that. You're exposing yourself because I never said that. I never said you used any kind of lubrication.

Because I didn't. It never happened. I didn't say it did. I never went like this on your nasty taco meat lower back. A guilty fish blinks twice. What? It's an old Spanish trail. Oh, my God.

Old Spanish trail. That shit kills me. That literally was like a trade route, and you're like, an old Spanish trail. No, it's this. Put your hat back on. Don't take it off. It's the street I used to live on, Old Spanish Trail in Houston. It is.

A lot of gun violence. A lot of gang. A lot of car breaking into. Yeah, it's so foreign it always ripped my middle console up. The trade value of my Jeep has gone down 34%. It is awful that they did that to me. Did they crack your windshield too or was that just bad luck? No, that was me.

That was a rock. No, no, it was me. What? Oh, no, for insurance. It was a rock. Yeah, a rock from an 18-wheeler. Shout out to Mike. You did it no yeah no you're gonna have to tell me that off the pot yeah but it no for real it was an 18 wheeler insurance it was

it was a big insurance it was big big rock it was 24 wheeler i question a lot of things about life you do like a lot often actually a little too often no i think it's good to quit a lot of lonesome downtime so you're it's you're you're constantly companioned by your thoughts and it's just the wheels are always turning yes which is a good thing it's a mean you're a deep thinker those teeth are right there cam move the goddamn teeth so sorry i imagine if a kid showed up with that in high school. With a bag of teeth? Yeah, a sack of teeth. No, he'd be put on a list.

A sack of teeth. You got to go to ISS. OSS. DAP. What? What's OSS? Out of school suspension. Oh.

ISS in school suspension. Yeah, I know what you're... That's called OC. OC? Yeah. What is OC? Off campus. I'm sure.

OC, that's... You can have off campus lunch. lunch no if you went to oc as a kid like that means you were like a thug like you just got like jumped into a gang like you're lit do you have dap no we have dap what's that so we have iss then oss then dap oh my god that's fucking prison that's maximum security no they literally i think they have to wear like collared shirts and they have to go and they can't talk they don't have their phones and stuff like that i bet it's lit in there uh it stands for designated alternative education program oh i don't know if i should save this for i'll save this for the extended could be completely wrong i'll save this for the extended

episode but just on patreon but i'm gonna give you a little teaser right here people used to make coitus behind our vending machines in school in high school. Dude there yeah there's no kind of privacy like why is the the cheese it's bag rattling so much what do you think's happening? No that's ridiculous. I don't like how you didn't comment that my legs are out this episode. You are wearing shorts I like them look good. Just take that nasty ass smirk off. You don't compliment me me enough your socks aren't that white or they're not that they're not that dirty bro i washed them nice yeah progress and he's got the new kicks everybody all right show him off he doesn't like compliments we gotta go we gotta go i gotta go to 7-eleven to get food because i'm really about to pass out again uh i'm still dehydrated all right

guys thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the you should know podcast cam does the outro thank you for coming back i can't do the You Should Know Podcast. Cam does the outro. Thank you for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. I can't do the fast talking like him. It's a special power. He looks like he's been electrocuted. Anyway, we love all of you so, so much. Episode 60 is a great milestone. Don't say anything about Lisa.

She's a fantastic mom. She just has my teeth. I don't know. Apparently it's a mother's love. However, if you need any questions answered, any merch, any tickets for the live show, because there's only a select amount of few left, you got to go down to select amount of few. Hey, matter of fact, if you want to see me and him fight, come to the extended episode right after this. You want to see Cam get his ass whooped?

Oh, okay, buddy. You think you can beat me in a fight? Yeah. Cam. Yes. Straight hands? No. I fight dirty.

Straight hands? No. If we can get into it, yeah, I'm no if we can get into it yeah I'm taking it I will grab your I'm taking it I will I have endurance I have weight

and I have strength over you I will grab your manhood this guy's a weirdo and twist it what do we do and say it's mine get my old dick grab it and twist it

alright anything for real for real Patreon it's gonna be in the bio. Watch all these Senate episodes, all the amazing stuff. Mama Liv's great body of work. Then you have the link for...

That sounded crazy. That sounded crazy. Mama Liv's episodes. Link in the bio for the tickets. June 30th, Southside Music Hall, Dallas, Texas. We cannot wait to see y'all. We're approaching six, seven weeks out. It's going to be fantastic.

It's getting close. It's getting spooky. It It's going to be fantastic. It's getting close. It's getting spooky. It's all risky. Good karma. It's all risky. Good karma. Good code for this week. Confuse the casuals is going to be teeth.

Yeah. Screw the... No, we asked for an acronym. Nah, it's fine. Teeth. T-I-B. Teeth and bag. Teeth and bag.

Guys, remember, one out of ten quality mirrors don't make it home to Christmas, and I'll see you next week. I'm looking at a video right now of a guy putting his finger in a dog's mouth.