You Should Know Podcast - WE DON'T WIPE -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

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Let's do 10. Let's do 10 real quick. No, let's do our handshake. Let's show them. Do you remember? Yeah. Bang, bang, bang. Bang.

No, we both did it so wrong. Oh, it's the oh okay here we go uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh dude your hands feel like a nice like it's not ashy but it's not smooth either it's like it's not like you got callous hands but you do got like you've been working in gravel okay well your hands resemble a baby's ass so thank you just because they're your hands are the softest thing this world's ever seen doesn't mean mine that is a big cow that's that's clearly from a barbell it's from a barbell cam big muscle mount i'm arnold give me all the weights in the gym and i'm gonna lift them because i'm better than everybody my name is peyton i'm gonna hop on the treadmill and then limp off after two minutes of physical exercise told you that confidence i told you that confidence i didn't tell you there's multiple things i told you

that i've said it here that i said out here what did i say multiple what everything tell me everything okay everything sometimes i'm gonna kiss your, but it would make our relationship weird. Yeah. Yeah. We're back at it, guys. Yeah. Episode bink, bink, double nickel, as most people say when they refer to Michael Jordan as when he came back and he dropped 55 points. But I've never heard that. Also, what Michael Jordan says is, Them kids.

Them kids. Cam, how are you doing? I miss you, buddy. I feel like we haven't seen each other in a while. You got nice olive green pants on. You're changing it up Most grown men don't rub their thighs. I should probably start that um You know what if I can be if I can be honest. I love that honesty our it's a nice therapy session. We got

Uh-oh this last week was good. It was good What the hell it was good but uh i'm going through this little like this allergy like cynicosis thing and it's spell that one for me uh cinna then kosis got it but the everness of my allergies and my sinuses are combobulating together with once of what they used to once be but now they're where they're at now I almost sounded like a riddle and it's just not it's not it It's not it's not it like I think Monday was like 89 degrees. Yeah hottest day of 2023 so far Tuesday was 46 And then 46 is raining in the next says okay. We'll get some 70. I walk outside to go to work in a t-shirt It's 44. No, I don't know what's going on like we both

me and Peyton both said like this whole week we're sitting here yeah like we're not sick but it's just annoying it feels like there's oil in my body like petroleum okay I don't know what the hell that means 88 is that the number on the gas oh I thought it was 78 it doesn't matter what is it is it 78 88 i only go to the regular people guys i don't i don't get bougie gas i don't have foreign i have a 07 honda we know but uh roseroy ceiling ron of the honda rough ride beats a smooth walk i'm gonna get that tatted on her how sick would i be if i got a tattoo of ronda the Honda? That would be horrible. I'd rather get a painting. If I got a 2007 Honda Pilot tattooed on my body forever.

I hope you wear sleeves all the time. Oh my God. I deserve punishment. I have this thought and I don't remember what it was from. Okay. So I was thinking of something, but I don't know what it is. No, a memory I meant.

I have a memory. But I want to use it. I don don't know what it is. No, a memory I meant. I have a memory. But I want to use it. I don't want to use it in real life. But if I feel like I have to, I would. I'm having a panic attack. Calm. First off, what the hell does that mean? So you don't want to use it in real life, but if you want to, you have to.

But if you had to, you would. I would. So once I say it, you'll understand. So whenever. I don't know about that. So if I'm at a gas station, right, and somebody tries me i'm a problem i'm a soft little girl you know what i mean don't touch me i'm not yours i'm not a shared piece of property i'm my own you are your own we will go separate ways i don't belong to you you will not physically touch but i have this defense

mechanism and you can use it if somebody tries to attack you at the gas station you pull the pump out of your car and you spray them with the gasoline that's fantastic but you want to know where i got it from a movie in 2007 i was in a hotel with my mom and she was watching some music video or something on the screen and it was this very beautiful woman she kind of looked like china from the wwe you remember china rest in peace to china she oh no yeah she's been gone yikes i did not know she was i didn't know that china yeah she's been gone bro i don't know she's been gone like before i was born probably i think i know yeah i know but um that's that shut up. Oh my God. Oh my God. But okay.

Anyway, so there was like a music video and she was beautiful. She had these nice jorts on, right? And she had a little crop top six pack and she was like this, right? She was in the, she was looking at the camera like this. Jorts. Oh my God. What? That's one of my biggest pet peeves.

You don't like girls in jorts? I don't like when human beings call them jorts. Oh my God. It's one of, that is literally one of my biggest icks. Jorts? Oh, my God. Stop. It's, like, cringing me.

What? I hate when people call it jorts. What the hell am I supposed to call it? Jorts makes me think you're, like, an eight-year-old wearing glasses and you're in the Scouts. Like, jorts is disgusting. Wait, what's it called? Jeans shorts. Like...

Are you nuts? I know. I know. I know. I know. I call them just cut-off jeans shorts, but, like, jorts sound just yuck. Bro, remember when we went through the phase where we would only wear jean shorts? Oh, my God.

We made a pair in Seminole. They were so tight. We got the cardboard. We had Sid help us. Yeah. Got the cardboard, put it under, cut it up with a box cutter. They're very tight. We should have went with looser garments.

It was bad denim. Bad denim. Bad fits. I wore that same hoodie. tight we should we should have went with loose looser garments it was bad denim bad denim bad fits i wore that same hoodie that hoodie probably smelled like yeah it reeked of urine and portrayal okay so she was in the music video right she was at the gas station real sexy and she had what the hell was that my name's cam i got a new apple watch cost eight thousand dollars and i wanted to go i made it go ding i set an alarm to go ding on the podcast so payton could break it up no it's oh my lasix my lasik i watched it no so she was she was in the cast station and she was real sexy right she was oiled up tan she had a six pack on long beautiful hair in 2007 you were eight i liked women 2000 you were

eight yeah i learned early that i liked women and so i i used to have makeouts at pre-k in 2008 the only woman i liked was little debbie i was chunky as hell i didn't know anything about love my one love was food that's all you got The hips you got now So You better watch it That is not That is bones That is the hip bone structure

You know what Alright I'm gonna become a unit I'm gonna become an absolute You already are You're a tank I'm gonna become a damn unit So

I can physically punk you In public How long is this story sorry so you're the one that said jorts that shit she was wearing jorts cut off shirt she was like a little like oiled up her hair was wet and she had like a gas she had the gas pump in her hand and she was moving them hips she was singing and I was like yeah I like it and my mom was like stop watching and I was like you're gonna she's watching it. And I was like, Jay, you're going to, she was like, you're going to have to, I was like, you're going to have to turn it off if you want me to stop watching it. And then she like sprayed the camera with gas.

And then she sprayed a man that came up to her with gas. Somebody find that music video. Was this Sierra? Maybe. Sounds like something Sierra would do. In her height, in her apex of time. Her height of her career. Apex height. People say that. No one says the height of their career. They were at the height of her career. Apex height.

People say that. No one says the height of their career. They're at the height of their powers. Height. Height. Height. What the hell is height? Are you nuts?

What's your height? What's your height? That's how you say it? It's height. It's like. What? Your height. No, no, no, no, no.

We're going to argue about this. Spell the word. Cam, listen. Yeah, you say height, but it's height. Like, there's a G-H-T. When did you get all this? Is that height? Height.

What is your height? What is your height? What does it say on your driver's license? Height or heighth? It's spelled heighth. Cam! H-E-I-G-H-T. Yeah.

I mean, the more I think about it now, is it height or height? For what? For your height. Thank you. Oh, Cam's wrong. Apologize. Be careful. He might pull out a bazooka and kill everybody.

Peyton's going to make sure the whole galaxy knows that I was wrong. He's going to take my rations. Look at my wrist. Look at his. I have apple. he has roly. Ooh, you don't like it? It was a gift. A gift to yourself from you. Shut up.

Gonna give you wrong. I might be wrong. No, you are wrong. I mean, it's definitely height. Like Cam, height. Like, what's your height? I've heard people say both. What's your height i've heard people say both what's your height height just sounds it's like saying let me go get a sandwich it's sandwich but you can say

you're like stop it no you can't i'm really just perplexed right is it height there yeah height no no it's height i think it's we can talk about this all day long. At the end of the day, you will be wrong. I think it's height, bro. You can think the sky is green right now, but guess what, Cam? It's fucking not. You know what I mean? Shh. Okay. Height.

Oh! German man said height. Height. Yeah! How does it feel to be wrong, finally? It sucks. Well, you've been wrong. I'm not often wrong. Since you said, finally, thank you for saying that. No, you just buried yourself.

So, clearly, this one-off, it happens to the best. Hey, Shaq made one. So, Shaq made one three-pointer. Don't talk about Shaq. I'm friends. Okay, me too. Miles, I will see you soon. Sorry I couldn't come to TCU. But, uh... Okay, height, height, I will see you soon Sorry I couldn't come to TCU But, uh

Okay, height, height, whatever Sorry Okay, so, I don't know My ass is real wet right now It always is Cam, can you please do something for me? I'm not touching your ass I'm not touching your body

I'm not touching your skin I'm not touching your armpit Please touch my armpit I'm not touching your armpit Please, please, please I'm not touching your armpit We always talk about it, but I need reassurance I'm not, no, touch it with your own hand Sorry, it's right there I can see that it's wet I can see your

hair curling up and it's really dark and glistening it's wet yeah how much for you to put that in your mouth oh there's no way you just did that. My tongue's slowly getting numb. Stop clicking your lips. Oh my god, you just savored your own sweat. I was like, you just ordered that as an appetizer. No, you did do it. I physically saw you do that. You ordered armpit sweat. I'm cutting that out. I can't go out like that that was bad that's insane you should leave it oh my god oh ashlyn you should get rid of that show this all right jesus so i've been having i was bringing up my sweat like i do every episode but i've been having these like strange panic attacks and i've always had them since i was a

kid not like normal panic attacks We're like I just freaked out about like nothing or it's just like an internal like brain thing It's like if there's if I'm watching the news and there's like they're talking about a murder suspect Or they're talking about like a serial killer on the loose or there's a hit-and-run driver. I am afraid that that's me I Swear to God bro. I cannot be the only person that is like, is that me? Did I do that? What the hell are you saying? I swear to you.

And this is not a joke. This is not for the podcast. Whenever. So there was like a hit and run and there's a car chase. And I was like, did I do that? Like, is that me? No, it's not. I know that.

Like this morning I woke up in a panic attack and I was just like, who I kill? You know what I mean? Like what did I do in my sleep? I don't know what you mean. No one should know what that means. You're watching someone else in this pursuit and you're like, hmm Could it have been? But it's pre-recorded thing. I know I would never. What goes through your head? I don't know bro and it's been scaring me recently. Oh my god. I can't be the only person you're the singular person out of you and there's eight billion you're one no one you're a subject one you're about to be subject one but i would never do that but i've just been like why are you why you think it's you i think it's because my biggest fear is getting incarcerated for something i didn't do like that's my biggest fear that's a understandable fear but what but like you didn't do it i know that it should be that should be your checklist it should be like step one did i do it no done it's over like there's no step two

but it's not like a thing where i i process it like go through my day it's literally as soon as i see it like my body goes into shock and then i realize oh that's not me it's not like i'm sitting there like formulating like my alibi it's like i know i didn't do it but for the first time i hear the news segment i'm like i swear to you bro and it's been bothering me since i was like 12. i would never hurt anybody i know that but i just and you know that i know that's what i'm that's what i'm trying to portray to you it's not you it won't be you it never will be you i know i don't know why you're itching right now you You're sitting here stimming. But what if it is? Like you, bro. But I don't know.

Sometimes I just want to grab you and shake you a little bit. Oh, shake me like you're a little baby. Shake me like you're a little baby. Oh. Put a little diaper on me. Spank me. You have a very remarkable way of turning things extremely weird, extremely quick. These faces.

Oh. Put me in a little cradle and push me across the supermarket. Tell me I can't touch that candy. Tell me, Payton, that candy's not for you. I told you in the car. Don't grab no candy. We came here for one thing and one thing only, Payton. Yeah, an insanity test. We came here to see if we could get you in a psych ward.

Psych ward where they got boinkies in the psych ward? No, stop. Pour me up some milk. You spank it. Okay, what? I'm trying to process this. How does that happen? How is it a thing? I think it's a genuine mental problem i generally do think it is like i could go get evaluated thank you but i think it is i think it's genuinely like uh other people go through this where you for a split second you worry if that's you but my thing is after the split second you're good yeah but then it happens again and again

and again since i was 12 like i'm always worried like especially like when i wake up i i i have a tendency to sleepwalk or like sleep act like i'll i'll wake up and like i'll be in a different room i'll be will be kicked over and i gotta go through my night and be like what the hell did i do and i there was a time where i couldn't sleep with my phone in the same room as me because i would call people i would text people there is a girl that I really liked and I texted her like like she broke my heart and I've met her for like three days and I texted her like why would you do this to me I should probably keep this yeah you are just you are unleashing all of it you're not helping me I mean I don't know I don't know I don't know how to help you I don't I don't know what to say besides you'll make helping me I don't know I don't know I don't know how to help

you I don't I don't know what to say besides you'll make it like I don't know everything's the season you'll get through it I don't know what give you the other random go like I don't like I can just hit you with Pinterest stuff but I don't know I we're not relating like I can't I don't relate to that I can't help you I don't want you to relate don't want you to relate, but I want you to help me. Okay, stop it. That's your biggest help. Like, quit. Enough is enough.

Yeah, I know. But I can't. I want to, but I can't. I do feel like I need to go to a doctor and tell them. But what if they put me on a grippy sock vacation? What if they... You know what I mean? Oh my... I don't want to go in there.

You just say a grippy sock vacation. You know what I mean? Oh my god. I don't want to go in there. You just say a grippy sock vacancy. You know what I mean? The only thing you can do is color. I don't want to go there. That's why I don't go. That's why I haven't gone. Because everybody says, Peyton, you need to go to the doctor. You need to go get checked out.

You need to go get there. But I feel like they'll be like you're too far gone I know I literally saw your face sink in I'm not trying to be insensitive. I didn't know that that's a bad term or not, but no that's speaking of insane Look at this notification. I just got Give me your phone. Give me your phone Let me see your phone. No phone let me see your phone can me why your phone why did you just look at it like that look like you just saw a ghost I did him your phone it might have been the wildest what what

the hell is so funny why is your screensaver a picture of you? Cam, your screensaver is a picture of yourself? I know it's my phone. You know how many green iPhones there are? Dog, there is a picture of you. Well, there's multiple pictures. Why do you have that? Why not? What is your background? Like the globe or something like one of the presets. That's better.

That's better. Yeah. Preset Apple, a globe. Every time I open my phone, I don't want to make eye contact with me. What is your why? I don't mind it. It's just so if I pick it up, it's mine. Like no one, no one can, no one can say, oh, this is my phone. No, it's not. Who is that? I go, hey, that's me. It's my phone. Give it back.

You know another way? You know another way you can prevent that? What? A password. They can't get into it. No, they can't get into it. But I'm saying they can't steal it. No one's going to pick this phone up and be like, they go, hey, whose phone is that?

And they go, it's mine. They go, let me see the screensaver. I don't know what scenario that would happen. in case it did they can't go oh this is me it's not you don't think that's a little conceited like maybe like a little weird okay but it's all it's just the one that it's picking right and now for whatever reason it's not rotating so now it really doesn't look good but there's pictures of me and live on there there's a picture of me another picture of just me no you have dogs you have animals you have a wife i my wife is on there she's obviously not on this one it'll it's not changing i don't

know why it's not changing you know you know how they it'll go no not changing right now and this isn't looking good this wouldn't hold up in court but yeah that's one of the most insane things i've ever seen in human in human i've dated some of the most conceited women and you know i'm not conceited so it has nothing to do with that anti-theft protection that's what it is maybe find my iphone maybe a password you're being reactive i'm trying to be proactive if somebody's stealing merchandise they don't care what the screensaver is exactly but if someone said hey how do i know that's your phone i don't know who this magical i'll be like hey give me the phone i can put in my password but who cares about a password

who cares about the screensaver cam i don't really care either that's why there's pictures of me and me and live and live it's not i don't know if i have to unlock it or something i don't know it's not even taking my face id this might not be my phone i don't know whose phone this is it's not taking my face id i don't know what phone this is. It's not taking my face ID. I don't know what. Someone hacked my new Apple Watch. You understand how crazy that is, Cam? There's pictures of both of us. No, there's not. Yes, there is. It's not working.

I don't know what happened. I think I did a new setting. It's not working. Cam's screensaver is a picture of himself. No, it's not. Bro. Not all the time. As a grown man, you're not like, I don't want to look at myself. Like, I don't even like to look in the mirror too much. Boom.

You just changed it. You spent $40. I fixed it. I didn't change it. I fixed the settings. That was one of them. No, you're not like, because I don't even like to look in the mirror too much because I'm disgusted by myself.

Obviously not. It's anti-theft proactive every time i go to my phone i don't want to see me i want my belongings to belong to me that's like a basketball you sign your own name on it yeah but the basketball it doesn't have a password anybody can just grab that yeah but it doesn't how do you know that's your ball it doesn't have five my basketball and then they say some other name and and it's not Cameron Kennedy. You unlock it and go to the settings. It says iCloud.

Yeah, one time I had a basketball. I wrote my full government name on it. It literally said Cameron Michael Kennedy across the ball. Why? Did you put a picture of yourself, too, on it? No, I did write my address, though. Okay, that's bad. Looking back, I was young.

But it was at the park near my house. So I wrote my address thinking in a very you know Childlike just innocent brain if I lose my ball someone's gonna bring it to my house Why would you lose your ball just grab it go back home? But if I left it or if someone stole it If somebody scam, I don't know what you think this like anti-theft if it has your name on it doing like oh It's not right to steal it if they're stealing. That's the world we live in yes if it belongs someone else It's not right to take it, so I'm not, that's the world we live in. Yes. If it belongs to someone else, it's not right to take it.

So I'm not going to. Exactly what I'm saying. So you're saying, I'm saying that's not the world we live in. Exactly. So what you're trying to say, if I write my address on it, people aren't going to steal it or they're going to be like, Oh no, I'm going to give it back. Oh yeah. I thought you were going to, I thought you had the nerve to say, Oh, it has his name

on it. I'm not taking that one. That's exactly what I'm saying. Like that's not the world we live in. Oh, I thought you said that is to say, oh, it has his name on it. I'm not taking that one. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's not the world we live in. Oh, I thought you said that is the world we live in. No, exactly with the phone and you have your own profile picture. You have headshots as your screensaver. My screensaver is my Abby.

That is sick behavior, bro. I'm sorry. It is me. There's some of me in live too. Honest to God, there's only two of me. There's like eight of me and live to like it's honest to god there's only two of me and there's like eight of me and i don't know why i wasn't changing i have a question please take it out i'll do it later maybe maybe no but i don't want it to get stolen i have a question i have an i matter of fact with your questions i might not it's more of like do you

relate to this probably not i'll just give you i'll give you a forewarning as an adult i have such a hard time crying i cannot cry bro i'm a decent crier but i like disgust myself when i cry i like disgust myself oh no i'm a disgusting ass crier but like so this is what happens, I can't cry unless something like traumatic happens. Like, I go through the day. Oh, yeah. No, but this is the thing. This is the thing. What?

No, this is the thing. Whenever, like, I'll go through like a week where I'm just real sad. And I'm like, I'll be driving back. I really need to cry right now, but I should it feels good I know but I can't and so I try to force it out and when I try to force It always goes like this this is how I go I'm driving I'm like I feel like I need to cry right now like I really need to get it out Let me try and I always make this noise and I go, and then I'm like, I suck. Like I don't need to cry. And then I end up not crying for

like four months. Or if I eventually do get the cry out, if I, whenever I eventually do get myself to cry, I always like look at myself in the mirror and I don't know why and then I always end up laughing I'm like you you look disgusting bro I'm just like I can't you can't even take yourself seriously I'm like who are you you can't take yourself seriously hey bro I to God, it's funny you said that, because one time I cried, bro. So, like over a year ago, and I was going through my little, you know, my drought, my thing.

Liv was gone one day, and I got super worked up, super anxious, and paranoid, when I started crying, right? I was like, I'm so glad I can laugh about it now, but dude in the moment. I swear to God I was crying I go to the mirror I look up because it was it's like I had a moment. I was like dude pull it together Why are you crying? I go to the mirror, and I look up at myself my face is red my eyes are bloodshot There's tears coming down, and I literally was like.

And I giggled, bro. I literally, audibly, I was like. And I'm in a room by myself. It makes me so mad. Like, what is wrong with us? Like, I was driving yesterday, and I was like, bro, I could cry right now. And then I go.

That, no, that's insane that you try to screech it out like a little weird little pet. Because I want to get, it's like when you got to throw up. Oh, I did not know I needed that laugh. Oh my God, that was funny. It's like, and I, and then once I, I always ruin it. Because once I do cry, I look at myself and it's just like a clowns in me. I just start crying, laughing. It just ruins it.

It's like years of stuff just in me. I can't get it out. I can't get it out. I can't get it out. This is such a real topic, but we can't even like, it's so bad. Bro, oh my god. I'm crying now, like not crying crying, but like tears like tears bro bro I can't get it out it's like oh red nose huh dude yeah it's out oh my head it sucks bro I just want to cry one time

just cleanly like somebody could die and I'll be real sad bro then I'll look at myself and be like you suck bro you look horrible no dude I know it's really sad we should be we should be able to look in the mirror and be confident there was one time I swear to god this happened I was on my couch in my living room like a great couch I was laying down and I was to God this happened. I was on my couch in my living room, like a great couch. I was laying down and I was sad. And I was like, bro, I just get this cry out and you'll feel better. And then so I started my screech. I said, I got mad.

I said, fuck it, never mind. I just went on with my day with this pain Bro look at my face bro. I am oh my god. This is so this is so oh My god, this is so funny. I'm glad I'm not alone, bro. Holy hell, this is funny. No, people are going to really think we need help. Like, after listening, like, watching this week... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Why is that, bro? Bro, no, you got to stop. No, you have to stop talking. I'm literally, holy shit. I just want to cry, bro. My laughter tank is getting drained. It's all about to be gone. Oh my God.

Okay. Oh my God. How long do you think you could live in solitary confinement? What? What? Like, how long do you think you could do it? I don't know. We're not going crazy. You could beat I don't know. That's tough.

We're not going crazy. No, you could beat me on that one, but... I already do. Yeah, you already do. What are we talking, like, prison? Or, like... My pants. No, no, no.

Not prison. But you're just, like, in a cement room with no lights. Cement. Cement. Cement. You said cement the first time. Did I? Cement.

Wait, what is the right one? Cement? Cement. Cement. Cement. Then the first time. Did I? Cement. Wait, what is the right one? Cement? Cement. Cement. Cement. Then what are you saying? I'm saying the right one.

I'm saying ciment. The first time you said the word you said ciment. Cement. It's cement. You're just enunciating the A. There's no A. There's no A. Then how is it cement? There's no A. Then how is it cement? There's no A.

Then how is it cement? Matter of fact, spell cement. S-A-M-E-N-T. Cement. How is it cement if it's not an A? It's C-E-M-E-N-T. It's cement. Cement.

Cement. Yeah. Cement. Cement is an A or a U. Cement. C- Mint. C-

Isn't it crazy that mint is spelled M-I-N-T and cement is M-I-N-T? No, English sucks. No, English is the- I don't know who- But how long do you think you can survive in solitary, bro? Like, honestly. So it's not cement. No, it is cement.

It is cement. Damn it. It's cement, no windows, no lights. So like prisons, like prison cell. Yes, but there's one, actually there's one little skinny like pencil length or like pencil width of light that goes into the room. It's pitch black? Yeah, but you have one pencil length of light. What kind of scenario is this?

I'm in a pitch black room. Yeah. Solitary confinement, they still have light. Not in this one. So it's pitch black and there's one beam of light. Oh yeah, and that's worse torture. If it's pure black, it's better. Yeah. If there's one beam, it's pitch black and there's one beam of light. Oh yeah. And that's worse torture. If it's pure black, it's better. If there's one beam, it's worse. Um, how long do you think until you absolutely lose your shit? I mean, am I getting fed? Yeah. You're getting your rations.

Do I have any, any form of a bucket? No. Like no book. No, no paper, pen, nothing. No, no, bro. You're anybody that says longer than a week is tripping. Oh, that's a long time. I was going to say, I'd cap myself maybe 48 hours. Yeah, I was going to say 45 minutes. It's time for me to check out. No, at max, I could give myself two days. Because the first day, I'd be... Hey, we could finally cry.

We wouldn't have a mirror to look at ourselves. We could just let it all out. I would do that. I'd try to do some push-ups after like 12 i'd be like yeah i'm not getting out so there's really no point okay this is the okay do you think you can stay in solitary in that kind of solitary do you think it's sick ass okay i got a better scenario do you think you can stay in solitary confinement where it's pitch black all cement room with one beam of light for four weeks no at the end of it if you make the whole four weeks you make you get 10 million dollars no not worth it 10 mil for four weeks at the end of a month bro yeah you're not even you're gonna be a shell of what you what you once were you can pay for the the trauma stuff but that's what i'm saying that 10 million't recover, you would literally be a different person. Like literally a different person.

How? You'd be crazy. I'm already crazy. Wahhh! My new head cam is a goo goo, poo poo. Cam got some new shoes, new loos. Cam is my boo boo, my boo boo. Cam, cam, cam, cam, cam, cam.

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Booger shit. Yo, we're delirious. I know, bro, it's because we don't feel good. It's because we're sad. We have 18 years of tears that i haven't came back we're sad this isn't good no it sucks no this isn't good it sucks uh yeah bring that up towards me dad this isn't good i have a question that I've always like, I need to... Shut up. I need an answer to this.

I'll try. How do animals know how to talk to each other? And how do like penguins know how to swim and shit like that? Okay. You know what I mean? Because there... But how do like animals know how to talk to each other? How do we know how to talk to each other? We go to school, we get taught.

No. Are you nuts? If you didn't get taught... You think there's people that... So if someone doesn't go to school, they wouldn't know how to talk. If they're not in like a social environment, no. If you just stay like you're not talking. If someone lived in the Alaskan bush. Yes.

Man and woman, they have a kid, you don't think that kid would be able to talk. No. Are you ludicrous? You got to get taught. Okay, how do you learn what a cup is? Your parents would tell you. Okay, just say you're like a penguin right and you get born how did and they get parents tell you the parents teach the penguins how to swim are you first off their body is made to swim our

bodies are made to walk did you have to get taught how to walk no cam are you nuts? You didn't get taught? Who? Cam there's utensils for kids that literally you teach them how to walk. Are you nuts? So babies don't crawl and then randomly one day they just shoot up and walk? Because you teach them. You pull them by their hands and you go like that. Again, another scenario. You're meaning to tell me, let's say a a parent parents never teach their kid to walk. Yeah, you think that kid's gonna be 17 years old Spider-man in the ground crawling. Have you ever seen somebody walk? Yes That's the thing. He's gonna see someone walk. So you're saying me and a penguin's brain are the same brain No, I'm saying you're bit like your body is built for what it is designed to do. I can't swim You're just my body is designed to swim. I can't swim. My body is designed to swim.

I can swim. No, it's not. Do we have gills? Do we have fins? Can we breathe underwater? Can penguins breathe underwater? We're not designed to be underwater. Can penguins breathe underwater?

Can penguins breathe underwater? I don't know if they can breathe underwater. Nope. That's their environment. That is their environment. Okay, so whenever whenever a puppy is in a backyard that's like saying people that live right on the equator they get sunburned every day i don't know about that they live there that's their bot like it's it's their

their bodies that's different no it's not okay how does that equate to when a dog is it you mean to tell me you think you think a kid if someone doesn't hold his little hands and goes, walk, walk, walk, he would never walk? Yes. Do you know how stupid that sounds? Do you know how stupid you are, big brain, big toe, big hip, dummy? Do you know how stupid that sounds? It's not stupid.

That is stupid. Cam, no, it's not. There's utensils for kids to learn how to walk. There's little bungee things where they go like this to bring up their knee muscles. Bro, that's like saying if you never went to driver's ed, you'd never know how to drive a car. You get taught how to drive a car. But you can do it yourself. You're saying every aspect of your life is reliant on someone else teaching it to you.

It is. Are you nuts? It is. That's so dumb. How'd you learn how to play basketball? You just naturally learned? Yeah, that's one example. Obviously, you went to practice and you got told. That's not even what we're talking about. How'd you learn to to play basketball? You just naturally learned? Yeah, that's one example. Obviously, you went to practice and you got told.

That's not even what we're talking about. How'd you learn to put on your clothes? That's what I'm saying. You don't think you'd be able to put a t-shirt on if no one taught you how? No. You probably wouldn't know what a t-shirt is. Exactly. So you wouldn't even have to put it on.

Exactly. So how the hell does a dog in my backyard is barking at a dog three houses down and they know what they're taught? How did they learn those words? How do they know what they're saying they that's that's a different form no no that's exactly when i started this off that's how it started that okay but i want to talk about dogs can communicate how do they do that i don't know how exactly i don't know how now well back to what we're saying literally tarzan i know it's i know it's a show and movie and it's make-believe but if a baby boy or girl was dropped off in jungle, baby boy was dropped off in the jungle, right?

Yes. He would end up living like an ape, right? Okay. So say that human being, literally in the live action of Tarzan, goes back to society. He's going to be completely weird. And then guess what's going to happen?

Yeah. He's going to realize, hey, I'm hungry. I have to eat something. And he's going to eat like an ape. He's going to eat food. He's going to, Cam, that's so different. He's going to, but he's going to ransack somebody. But he's, but how did he learn that? Because he learned it from the other apes.

He, that's what, he was taught how to. Thank you. You don't have to be taught how to, like, you're hungry. Were you taught how to talk? Yes. My point. But you don't have't have like you don't have to i'm saying it's not an art in a science you don't have to learn how to talk no you originally said that yes you have to but you said how do dogs talk to each other you said you have to go to school i didn't say that i said you have to be taught you literally said you're taught

in school how to talk there's an an example. That's what you said. It's an example. This whole thing stemmed from you don't have to go to school to learn how to talk. No, no, no, no. You're switching it up. No, that's the first thing I said. But you said you have to be taught. Because I said out in the bush.

It's my freaking turn. I said you have to learn how to be taught. You said you had to learn how to be taught you You said you were you had to get Joe said You said you were talking to talk right head is hurting so bad. You said you were tired how to talk, right? My head is hurting so bad. You said you were taught how to talk, right? Yes.

How do animals learn how to talk? That's what I'm saying. They don't have schools. They don't have parents. So parents sit down in their igloo. See, you just said schools again. See, you just said schools. Because you're not letting me finish.

You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish you're not letting me finish you're not letting me finish if you're not letting me finish let me finish my thought let me finish my thought let me finish my thought let me finish my thought even if they weren't taught in a school oh my god do you think penguins go to their penguin house right to their igloos and they're like hey this hey, this is what ice is. This is what a seal is. You think they do that, you dumbass? You idiot. So you mean to tell me you think a penguin would let its young

go up to a shark and not say anything, not try to divert it, not try to distract it? There's literally shows where they don't do that. They don't stop them because they're dumb penguins so an ape an ape would let you walk up and grab its little daughter no that's protecting it but they're not going to tell the kid don't go over to that human but that is that's what i'm saying you're comparing animals to us humans i'm telling you it's it's uncomparable it's just gone too long. You can't compare it. I'm about to expose Cam because I found out the nastiest information about you.

You're going to expose me. I found out the nastiest information about Cam. You are going to expose me. Yes, bro. It is disgusting that you do this. Enlighten me. What? When Cam's taking a number two and he gets the toilet paper to wipe his rectum region,

he doesn't look at the toilet paper. Who? Think about what you do. You really don't do that? You don't look at the toilet paper who think about what you think about what you do you really don't do that you don't look at the toilet paper after when you're wiping no shot that's the nastiest thing how is that nasty no shot that's a game you got dirty butt how do i have dirty so you want me to wipe my ass yes and have a face-to-face meeting with my poop you're acting like you're talking to it. With my fecal matter.

You want me to look at it and go, I guess I did have some fiesta salsa and a little bit of corn and then dispose it? Cam, how do you know when you're done? How do you know when you're done? Flush stand up. Dog, you got mud butt. I have mud butt. You got mud butt you're i have mud you got mud but dog you have mud face because it's literally coming off and just why why would i look at my poop kim because how do

you know you're done wiping when you're just guessing when your butt is dry there's nothing else you think it is but then you're just you can literally like saying it like how if your eye my god your eyes were closed if your eyes were closed, and you put your hand in a bucket of water, take it out, and your eyes are closed, how would you know when your hand's dry? You have to see your hand to know that it's dry? Cam, that's not the same thing. Your butt is wet from poop.

First of all, why is your butt wet every time you poop? I have a great probiotic system. I take care of myself. I digest things very well. No, dead ass, Cam. No, no, no. Honestly, that is a hygiene problem. No, it's...

That's disgusting, bro. Then what? You don't know when you're done and you're just guesstimating. I do know when I'm done. You can have about four to five extra wipes that you don't know about because you don't feel it. Bro, your drawers... Bro, your drawers belong in like a biohazard. No, they...

You got mud-slide butt. You're about to have a yeast infection from your underwear being so tight. You need new underwear. My underwear is all clean. Bro, you got mudslides in your drawers. I promise to you. I do not have mudslide. There's no earthquake, mudslide, nothing.

Literally, you wipe. Okay? You can feel what you're wiping. You throw it away. You wipe again. You can feel what you're wiping. throw it away you wipe again. You can feel what you're wiping What do you get the whole area you wipe and then when you think you're done you go one more for next year You're done. You don't have to look with your average wipes. You don't have to look at it

We've got say average wipes for a poo would be about I'm go. I average every every poop. I take I'd say three to four. Kill! Oh, my God! You're a dead ass. You only wipe it three times and you're getting up and not checking? Oh, my God, bro. I said three to four. One, two, three, not checking, getting up and going on with your day. But I think it all lies on what you clarify as a wipe.

What? You go like this and you're done that's amateur that's toddler level wiping what you literally gotta go in there you're clean you take care of it throw it away well you're going back and forth you're just distributing you re-up dump re-up i know there had better not be more people that stare. Why do you stare at your poop? So you know when you're done. How do you know if you have a bloody stool or not? You can see it in the toilet.

So you're looking at that, but you're not looking at the paper? You're looking at the jambalaya in the toilet, but you're not looking at the wipe? I can see the paper in the toilet. Yeah. Okay? So, okay, you can see. So, look, if I was to wipe, I think I'm finished, I'm done, right?

First off, there's no, no, no, to hell with you. There's no thinking I'm finished. I know I'm finished. I can feel it. How do you know? Cam, but there's some things you can't feel. We have five senses. You're choosing sight, I'm choosing feel.

Okay, so you've never had the problem since you only wiped three times. Never had a hemorrhoid, never had a yeast infection. only wiped three times since you only wiped three times like a freak three i said three to four since you only wiped four times like a psychopath how much are you wiping until i look and there's nothing on average i don't know i don't count oh so you don't know because i can listen listen bro it's because i can look and know when i'm done i don't have to guess so if you if you wiped one time and you were done that's grosser than my four times without looking okay so if i wipe one time i'm like oh i'm gonna do two to three safety ones and check if i'm if i'm bad

in an average of nothing on there okay there's nothing on there then go two to three equals, that's interesting. You can never talk about me. I use baby wipes and you can never talk about me. Three or four. You can never talk about me too because you go to 7-Eleven toilets and just sit down bare ass on the porcelain throne. After I clean it. You can't. You're just wiping around the germs. Cam sits on 7-Eleven toilets. Listen to me. Cam sits on 7-Eleven toilets and doesn't nest the toilet bowl. And he just sits down. I am a man of time. Time is valuable. Time is money.

I will wipe it down and clean it. I'm not going to wipe it down, clean it, throw that in the toilet, flush it, then nest it, make a perfect little perfect world scenario for my perfect tush. No. Dude, you guys. Do I have pimples on my ass? Sure don't. Do I have any diseases?

Nope. Have I had a hemorrhoid yeast infection? None of that. No, no, no, no, no. Bro, you have the definite. I've gone 24 years of life with my way, and it has not done wrong. You are the poster boy for swamp ass. You have mud butt.

No, I'm not. I do not have mud butt bro you're i swear to you i would pay five thousand dollars to bet that half of your draws are staying on the on the rear end we could easily do that that could be a patreon exclusive that'd be the easiest five thousand dollars i'd ever make in my entire life cam you the fact that you're just getting up to crusty mushy sandwich butt and cam does this and he will not admit it cam wipes from back to front he goes towards the front towards his towards his sternum cam literally goes like that tell me you don't do not lie in front of people did you just say i go in between my legs grip the back of my ass and go

towards the front are you nuts oh that's just so far off the thing, because you only wipe three times to sit down on 7-Eleven toilets, and wipe it off. First off, are you... Is that deflecting? Do you wipe in between your legs? You go right in the middle. Oh, no, I go like this. Okay, so do I. For three times!

99% of human beings. You go to the side. Okay, that's disgusting, bro. If you're a man going like this, that's a diff... That's you! No know it's three times I literally white off to this yeah you come I get the toilet first off. That's another thing. What do you do with your toilet paper? I fault it okay? Yeah, so I don't just crumble it up. It's like a barbarian

Oh my god. Cam stands up to wipe too. You're just lying. Who the hell stands to wipe? You, bro. What did you just say? My brother. He gets butt naked too.

That's fine. I know people that do that. Did you just say he stands? Oh my god, Gabe. No, there's no way, Gabe. Did you just say he stands? Oh my God, Gabe. No, there's no way, Gabe. No, there's no way. No, Gabe. Were you running from something? Gabe, I'm not going to lie. You need to FaceTime me after this.

No, Cam, you don't understand that that is weird. No way. That's not even weird. It's uncleanly. That's so weird that you look at your poop. I'm not looking at the poop. Yes, you are. Listen, I'm not looking at the poop examining it.

I'm just checking to see if there's nothing on there, then I'm done. You're guessing, bro. That's nasty. Here's my thing, though. I'm not looking at the poop, examining it. I'm just checking to see if there's nothing on there, then I'm done. You're guessing, bro. That's nasty. Here's my thing, though. I'm not guessing. Get closer to the mic. I'm not guessing. I'm not guessing.

Kim, yes, you are. You don't know. You physically. I am not guessing. But you can physically. You can feel it. You can physically not know if you're done or not. Bro, that is uncleanliness.

That makes no sense. Do you use baby wipes, too? Sometimes. You're a f***ing liar baby wipes too sometimes you're a lie i swear sometimes sometimes sometimes if i go to a regular like where there's an imp like i'd say rare occasions you're disgusting bro you're disgusting baby boy it feels great you're disgusting how i cannot wait till we read the comments on this and everybody says you're nasty mud butt boy i'm not a mud butt boy mud butt boy mud butt boy. I'm not nasty mud butt get up in smoke

There poop stare poop conversation with poop fecal matters you look into its eyes. There's corn. It's its eyes. You stare at poop boy Bro wipe to the side You don't more just listen. I said trash that would be insane if someone put in the trash wipe toilet okay you get more fold wipe there's less moisture there's less stuff wiping right the atmosphere is getting drier yes you throw it away all right you go for your third it's really dry it's almost starting to hurt how dry it is i've wiped everything we're good to go on that dump it on that wipe you take one more quick little fold and go On that wipe, on that last one, the safety wipe, you should look at it and see if you're done or not.

Because you will be confused. I'm never going to go like this. How do you know bro? There's some times where you can peek through the water, it's a clean piece of paper towel, and you go you stand up and you flush. Paper towel, that would also be sick. I've done that. For sure. Whenever I run out of toilet paper, use some bounty.

You know what I mean? Oh yeah, it leaves a little burn, but you'll be alright. A little burn? You're gonna need chapstick on your ass. A little burn? Okay, do you not think... You're gonna need aloe vera. Do you not think the fact that you sit down bare ass on 7-Eleven toilets is gross?

That I probably have to... That's probably a big... I could probably change that. Speaking of bathrooms, I had a bad fan experience the other day. Fan experience? Yeah. Oh, my God. I talked about this on Patreon Live if you're on the Patreon.

But I love meeting the fans, right? Every time. It's the best feeling ever. It is. But there's a time and place for everything so i was i was uh i was in the bathroom right i was in the urinal holding manhood tinkling draining that good old lizard i was i was i was all empty in the faucet and i saw over to my left where the sinks was there's a group of high schoolers like no no no i would hit somebody there was a group of high schoolers right and they were given that look where they're

like looking checking their phones and you know oh they probably are fans of the podcast right it's like i'll talk to them afterwards just you stay over there i'll stay here and then i heard i'm peeing and i see one of them start to come behind me. I'm like, uh-uh. Do not come behind me. Don't like this. This is a vulnerable position. I'm holding everything I own. I'm holding every bit of property that defies me right now.

He goes, he gets behind me, turns to his friends and goes, You gotta move your hands. You gotta move your hands. Stop doing that. Sick. You gotta move your hands. Okay. Okay, guy. Okay, guy. sick you gotta move your hands okay okay guy okay guy and he goes he goes behind me and he turns to

his friends he goes yep it's him i'm like what part of me did you see that defined me like what what did you just see that i did me how do you know that i'm him based off my back what did you peek around yes and so he goes you have to tell him and i'm like fuck and so they stay over there to wait till i'm done i flush put the lizard back into the pocket put the eight ball in the corner hole and i go to wash my hands and they go oh you're the dude from the podcast and i go yeah what's up man one of them goes do the laugh i said what he goes do the laugh i said like what do you mean he goes the laugh that you do the one where you it's like you can't breathe and i go it's not how it works like shrek

exactly i love you daddy like what i was like oh bro like i didn't want to be an asshole because obviously he's fantastic but you usually could have been like hey i'm not a pet let's try that again what's your name do the laugh what oh yeah i'll tell you that next okay and he goes do i was like i can't bro it's not how it works like if you say something funny like like, I'll laugh. And he goes, no, bro, just do it. Come on, do it. And I was like, I can't. I cannot just laugh on cue. And he goes, he's like, oh, man, whatever. And I was like, I'm sorry, bro. Still washing my hands, right?

You're like, yeah. I still probably got some PPD going, right? It's a post-penal drip. Just hitting my drawers, right? I didn't shake too well because I was nervous. Oh, my God. And so then one of them pulls out his phone puts it right in my face he goes say chicken oh my lord like that like it's in my nasal cavity almost he goes say chicken and i go huh like trying to look around

the phone and he's like following me with the phone you go say it say chicken do the laugh do it and i was like i was like i I have a good way of covering it now. You're talking about the lisp, right? And he was like, yeah. I was like, I have a good way of covering it. And he goes, no, but don't. I was like, bro, fuck. Yeah, it's like, you're going to make me hit you.

Like, I don't want this to get to that. And then we're still in the bathroom in the background. You hear, like, it sounds like somebody's dropping a bomb. I'm like, I want to get out. This is torture. And he goes, no, dude, just say it. And I was like, chicken. He goes, nah.

Say it the real way. At that point, you got to hit that point. So I alluded. I was like, ticket, huh? Is it good? And he goes, ah, that's it. Now laugh. And I was like, I got to go, bro.

And I left. That was a bad experience. I'm getting out right now. I'm leaving right now. Yeah. It was a rough fan experience you were uh you were held hostage in a bathroom how old were they they're high schoolers you can tell they're kind of young like old enough to know that's not right but you that's that's where i was going like you should probably know like let's just flip the roles let's say i knew you had a lisp and i held you hostage in a bathroom with a phone in your face and went,

Say it, huh? Do it. Do it the way I want you to do it now. Make it happen. No, it was bad. It was bad. What was the fan service? So, it wasn't a fan interaction, but yesterday at a Texas Roadhouse, Liv went to the bathroom,

and she came back like five minutes later and she was like, you won't believe what just happened. I was like, what? She was like, I went to the bathroom and I was, you know,

I was finishing washing my hands and like this older woman was just staring at me and she was like, she's like, so I started looking over my shoulder

and I'm just washing my hands, got the soap. She's looking at me this whole time. She's like, I'm drying my hands and i finally was just like hey like hello and the woman goes i'm sorry to be looking at you but your hair is just so beautiful oh god yeah you know yeah i know it's coming you're so beautiful

live goes oh thank you so much guess what she does next oh you already know can i touch it didn't even ask she She didn't ask? Walks up to live in a public restroom, grabs her hair, starts playing like it's a scrunchie. Oh, hell no. Like it's a scrunchie. Your mom? I was just going to say, imagine if needed. Your mom.

Oh, my Lord. Dude, EMT would have been at that restroom. That's sick, bro. She started playing with my hair, scrunching it up. Oh, no. And I had to awkwardly laugh it off me, she was like, she started playing with my hair, scrunching it up. Oh, no. And I had to awkwardly laugh it off and shake my head and then walk out. And I was like, how does that not go through someone else's brain to like, hey, I probably shouldn't touch this person. You shouldn't pet a human.

Physically touch me. Like, you can say my hair's pretty. You can say my hair's ugly. But as soon as you touch me, like's boundaries there's lines are those dreadlocks hey yeah is this jujube oil like where'd you get this from huh she lose centuries like this is this yours yeah oh she would have said that. Is this real? Oh, my God. Yeah, put her in a full Nelson. Yeah, 100%. Just...

But, like, just... My thing is, like, literally, what if the role was reversed? I don't think it would be. I know, but what if it did? What if Liv was just like, I love your old, like, dandruff hair. And we're just like... You feel like a golden retriever yeah it's like this is interesting texture you got

it's like what do you do for it pam who wants to be touched by someone you don't know in a bathroom oh my god like that's that is oh my god that's worse case scenario that's rough oh if someone touched peyton's head in a bathroom. Why is it so dippy right here? Like, what is it? Why is it gooey like? It's so soft up top. What's the shape? Wait, is that a button?

They clicky. I get my head on the counter. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's a great episode, man. Holy hell. Fantastic. I got to loosen mine up, too.

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