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Oh my God, the first boo. We hate Cam Wynn. Hey, everybody, welcome back to... Too long hair and light skin, shouldn't wear a wife beater. Oh my god, I want to say something but I can't. What's up Cam? How are you doing? How are we feeling? Oh, I'm feeling good. Slept like an old man last night, but... We had our first two shows. I'm on cloud nine. I'm on cloud ten. You're always one up.

I'm always one up. God, he can't... You're always one up. I'm always one up. It's always, that's not even a saying, cloud 10. Dude, I'm on cloud nine with you, bro. Good, he's like, no, I'm on cloud 10. I'm better than you. Bro, I just bought this 85 inch TV. I'm gonna go cop an 86. It's in his DNA.

Isn't that fun though, for two besties of frenzies? No, it's fun for you. To one up each other. You know, bro, I literally just got this $500 cool thing you're like bro I got one too it's so similar as $501. Like you're a b****. Isn't that fun though? Who doesn't like to do that with their bestie? It is fun it's it kind of keeps me on my toes. It gotta it keeps you motivated. But it also it is a continuous it's like a spreadsheet to where anything that happens you're allowed to just poop on me.

Like every time. No, but I think that's where the game gets involved. It's not a game. How do I get, ooh, wah, do do do do. How do I get a win out of this game? You one up me. I think that's what we should do. Impossible, impossible.

So what KM's talking about is everything in life. Yeah, everything in life. When he does something, I'm like, okay, I want to do that too, and I'm just going to go one up. But I do it in the aspect of thinking it's a game between the both of us. And it's a one-sided game. You're playing ping-pong against yourself. But why don't you play with me? Because I don't have the funds to keep one-upping you rat!

I'm like, oh god, I gotta go get... The only thing that I have you beat on is a secondary TV in the loft. That is the only thing in my life that I think that I have you beat, and a PC. But you don't care about that. By the time that this airs, I'll have a 101 inch TV. Hahaha! If you, if we left you today and you go, where's Best Buy? And they sold, first off, if they sold a 101 inch TV, someone else is gonna get sued.

I'm just gonna add like a 1 inch border to each corner. You put black stuff, you're like. Oh my god. But I think it's because you're not fiscally responsible. I'm so fiscally responsible. You're really not. I know I can't play this game. You are a loose cannon liver.

You live on a loose cannon. How so? Cause I go, dude, 85 year old, I'll go get an AC. Yeah, but I'm not saying, I'm talking about. I got this sound bar and it came with stereos and subs. I'm gonna go get two of them. Yeah, well no, I'm talking about outside of the competition, you are not fiscally responsible.

And I don't think you realize it. What? I think you think to be, you have the right idea, but you're also, you have no, like, mm, no spine when it comes to spending. I would absolutely love for you to explain this to me. Cam, literally, like, he had, okay, I think, I don't know if we brought this up,

or if this was a personal conversation. Probably personal, but here you go, world. Probably, it's probably incredibly personal, but here you go, world. Oh's probably incredibly personal, but here you go, world. Oh no, tell me. I'm ready, I'm Dr. Philan. Tell me. Okay, Cam, we did talk about a personal thing. Super personal, probably even behind closed doors, I'd say.

It's okay, we locked the door. It's okay, we probably locked it. Okay, well, we'll bring up one thing. Cam bought a big house, which is fine. He can afford it, right? Congrats. Big mansion, right? And then he was like, oh, we're about to have a kid. I want to stay active in the gym. Look how that's working out.

That it's not working? Okay, it's like, I want to stay active in the gym. I'm going to buy a whole gym for my house. He buys a complete home gym, right? He stocks a fridge in there. He gets lighting, mirrors, the top of the top dumbbells. No, I don't. It's not your turn. He doesn't use it, like literally ever use it.

And then he goes and buys a gym membership. So he has two gyms he can go to. Doesn't use either of them, right? Then he's like, oh, I want to feel good after my workouts. I'm gonna go get a massage membership. Doesn't use it, ever. He actually goes to my masseuse. No.

He travels across county lines to go to my masseuse. No, no, no. Oh, no. I'll just use those two things. Oh my God, tell me when it's my turn. Go ahead. Two, two. Okay, one, the gym, present for the wife.

I do not like lifting at the house. I bought this gym. Wife doesn't use it either. And she's been honest. She said I have not used it as much. Okay, I do not like lifting at the house. I She does she's been honest. She said I have not used as much I'm saying that's not physically responsible that that's a guy could have told y'all that Jim wasn't gonna be that is a gift That is on her. I told her hey, we should probably use this right bought it for you, right? She probably use it She's like, yeah, I'm trying I said, okay try harder Gym membership, I bought a gym membership because I go to the gym. I like going to I have to go to the gym That might be weak. That might be spineless. I go somewhere. I'm more motivated than my own garage. Mm-hmm had a son Started dwindling pounds started adding. I know that stop with the personal attacks about my fupa

I'm sorry, dude, but okay, but during the show I grabbed it one time and I was like dude the warm embrace really feels good I was like there's so much of you to love. Yes or no, have you felt that exact moment before but not with me? Oh yeah. Oh my God. Was mine better? Was it like, did it compare?

Did I compete? Yours didn't have the warmth. You still, you have the body of a big person. It's like a cold water boy. It's cold. Yeah. It's like you put pudding in the fridge. Okay, and the massage membership membership. Yeah, go ahead. One time.

I bought that. Yeah. When I lived over there next to you, that's when I had it. Cancel it. I moved. No, I get credits every month. You don't use it. I have 11 right now, but you don't use it. I'm using one this week. Okay. I'm just saying that you're physically not responsible. I'm using one this week. Okay. I'm just saying that you're physically not responsible. That is two very like hyper driven examples that I can agree with you. But there's so many other that combat that. Okay. Okay. Yeah. You're high yield savings all that no one's talking about. Dude, what? Oh,

say, go, we're going, we're going. Oh man. Oh man. You had a, you had a $20,000 total tag bill Oh my god, that was so I called for that was so personal my god You you could have bought another car with the amount of money. You didn't pay the toll for Okay, oh that is. Let's talk about the one. Do you want to get another one? No, no, no, I can't. No, say it. Come on, I like it. Say it. Come on, Cam, say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.

It is either a fiscal irresponsibility or an ego hit. If he buys something that's $100, you ask him, he's like, dude, it's like $440. Okay, no, that's something up here. And it's not just with spending. I'll say that with distance, time, I over exaggerate. You are the master of over exaggeration. I don't know why, dude.

I had a talk with K-Rob the other day about that, and I was like, I don't know why I exaggerate things so much. Oh, you really feel bad about it. No, I don't feel bad. I don't care at all I'm just like I genuinely don't know where it comes from like I'm not getting in the car for seven hours Bro, it's two and a half. It's all the same. Shut up. Don't talk to him. Shut up. We hate him This episode of the you should Know Podcast is brought to you by Hugh-O-La! P, can I be honest real quick? Be honest with me. I'm not gonna lie recording days we come out here mornings are stressful

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That's what I've learned some of y'all scare me when you're drunk. No, no, it's I mean a lot of our fans are the type of people Almost like me. Yeah, but there's no sensor. There's no one keeping them grounded Yeah, they didn't drink till they were 28 and that then they Discovered alcohol and they have a job and can fund alcohol. Yes, they are alcohol Yeah, I was I was there like I would look at some of y'all and I was scared Oh, yeah, I was like I would look in y'all's eyes, but I wasn't looking at a human. Oh, it was so listen there It was it was just a there dude. I'm not gonna say it somebody's eye was loose now. I hope that's not now Okay, we got a lot of loose eyes in the wild

A lot of loose eyes dude It's a lot of loose eyes Starting with our co-host he has a loose eye I did not have a loose eye Oh my god you got a loose eye I don't have a loose eye No seriously at the after party I never told y'all Yeah go ahead

And I'm not gonna say I can tell you after there was someone that is very easy to identify Right That came to the party with two strong eyeballs when it was over one was one was just I mean it was on its own like it detached like the red one I was like that the other one was like this like really keeping them going this one's just part of it so yeah it was such a good time right it was let's bring up probably the highlight of the Dallas live show, right? So we had our first live show

in our home city of Dallas, Texas. Now, I decided this would be a nice thing to do for my brother, Cam. I bought Cam and surprised him during our first live show of the tour. I surprised him with a brand new Rolex. You did, it's fantastic. Right?

Incredible gift. Incredible, the crowd, aww. You did. Fantastic. Right? Incredible gift. Incredible. The crowd, aw. You, wow, thank you. I appreciate it so much. I almost cried. It was great. I'm like, because the other Rolex I bought, Cam,

it had a little problems. The springs were messed up. The battery wasn't battering. I couldn't really afford it at the time I got it. So I had to get a really low version Rolex. This one's a lot nicer Spent a lot more money on it a lot more. It's very good. It's like cam is gonna really appreciate this It's gonna love it. Sure. Now. I went to cam's house the day after I surprised him with the Rolex Look at his wrist. There's nothing on it. I was like, okay, that's fine, we're in the house.

I said, Cam, can I see the watch? I haven't seen it in a little bit, I wanna see the watch. Like really see the watch that I gave you. I wanna see, like how do you like it? He goes, oh yeah, it's really nice. I said, can you bring it out here? He goes, ah, not right now. I'm like, all right, you're not doing anything,

for sure, just whatever. That was a laziness issue. And then so I was like, Cam, and then a little later, I said, Cam, can you bring it out? He goes, dude, really? And I said, okay, fine. He was like, yeah, I got you. He brings it out, not in the body.

He just kind of throws it at me. I'm like, it hits my chest. I'm like, all right, that's fine. I said, when you want to go get this thing sized up, take some links out or whatever, cause it's a little big. When you want to get it sized up. And he goes, I'm going to the mall tomorrow

to get some clothes. I said, you want to get it like sized and he goes, I'm going to the mall tomorrow to get some clothes. I said, you want to get it like sized up then? He goes, no. I was like, wow. I was like, all right. I was like, come on, bro, it would make sense. I'll take you to the place I go to get my watch sized. He goes, sure, whatever.

Puts it back in the box. Fast, he gets it sized up. It's fine. He wears it for like six hours. Fast forward today. Can't hold up your wrist. That's not the watch I got him. By a show of hands, and we can say this at home,

if you get bought a new Rolex, yes or no are you wearing it? I did wear it, and I am wearing it. Ken does not appreciate the new Rolex I got him. He's wearing an apple watch right now. That's the furthest from the truth. I'm wearing an apple watch. He's going to track my calories. He's going to tell me.

You're fat. It doesn't matter. It's not going to change. You started the day fat and ended the day fat. That's what's going to happen. Wear the new couple thousand dollar watch. I just got you. I did. First off, got it sized. Second off, it's beautiful and amazing. amazing third off set the time on it fourthly

Warrant the remainder of that day and wore it to our Oklahoma City live show and the after there and our beautiful Is it not crazy should now I think we're at home. I think it's crazy that you're not wearing it right now I think that is a that is a party foul that is not be wearing it right now That you're being broadcasted in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Yes, I am. Is it not wrong? That's not wrong! Is that not crazy?

I got a horrible night's rest. I grabbed my Apple Watch and I threw it on. What does that mean? That's not the, bro, the- If you get gifted a Rolex, I think you should wear it. I think I just, my feelings are a little hurt. No, but you know, you and me are different in that regard. You're gonna wear that watch every single day

Yes, so I look there's nothing wrong with that. I love the Rolex. I love it. I Like dressing it up if I'm wearing this bro. I'm like Apple watch easy simple you wore the other one with that I have before and then I saw matter of fact go go watch the last like nine episodes guarantee this one's on Yeah, cuz it was a broken one. It was broken because the class is fun. I love the other one. I love them both. No, it's okay. No, it's okay. It hurt my feelings. You make me look like a bad man and I'm not. I'm not gonna lie. Being on tour with you is making me realize a lot of things about you. What what have you realized about me? What have you realized about me? I've realized that Cam has never held a door a day in his life. Oh shut your mouth, Zellman.

Cam has a thing, and I think I brought this up years ago. Cam has never, and I mean, since the day I met him, dude, I never held the door, not for me, not for a stranger, not for his wife. Cam does not do it. I don't know what it is. I really don't know what it is. And there's no arguing it. That is a solid fact. Like there's there's ample evidence. I do this maneuver. If I go through through a door I give it a shove gets

himself through get myself through give it a shove and I keep walking and hopes that that shove is enough clearance for you to dog and it's like it happened before we went out and like Dallas because there was a door right behind the stage and we were running out cam bust the door open right right before we go. I'm like okay bet that we're about to go out. I put my head up boom I get a concuss before we go out on stage. I literally hear him I'm about to run out and I'm like getting hype and I hear Peyton he goes oh I'm still never holding doors and I go I turn around he's like rubbing his forehead four seconds before we run to the stage. Okay I'm sorry I would actually go to say

there's a greater chance that I hold a door open for someone I've never met than someone I love. Isn't that crazy? That is nuts. I still don't think you'd do that. No, I did today actually. I held it for, he was a very small guy,

but I held it for him. It didn't feel good? It didn't. It changed absolutely nothing in my day. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna hold it for him. And he was like, thank you. And I just went, sure. And I kept walking. I absolutely nothing in my day. I was like, you know what, I'ma hold it for him. And he was like, thank you. And I just went, sure. And I kept walking.

I'm a very nice person. That's one of my flaws. Let's be honest. Does CJ try to win over my wife with his over, overstated man? I do wanna talk about that on Patreon. CJ definitely is that friend that is low key in love with his girl, or his friend's girl.

And it's like, stop talking to her like that. Oh my God. Tell her where you're at. A roast session. We're all sitting there roasting, live. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, you're ungrateful. Clearly jokes. We've known her for years and CJ would be like, bro, you should probably chill out. He's like, bro, you should probably pipe down a little bit though, right? I'm like, what the hell? And little does he know he has no, because Duke Dennis is in the picture. It was Duke Dennis, CJ, me.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. And I embarrassed myself this weekend whenever after the Oklahoma City Show, right? So we got done with the Oklahoma City Show. I was sore right I'm sore from all traveling like these these these planes and these these vans we drive in so I was like I'm gonna go get a massage mmm right what you don't know I haven't told anybody this so wait I haven't told anybody this oh oh oh you gonna say't told anybody this. Oh, oh, who are you gonna say? Oh, I don't know. Okay. So I went to

go get a massage, right? Not gonna lie, I get booty butt. I might be strange. I get booty butt. I'm still covered by the by the blanket, right? But I'm booty butt under the blanket, though. Right. And so she I'm on on my stomach right? And so my Johnson is pushed back. Like tucked? It's like a banana peel. Yeah it's like down. Yeah let me get over. Yeah no it's just like, so I'm laying on my stomach, it's pointing to my butt. You know what I mean? It's facing that way. Oh what And so, I always get anxiety before massages because I know I get pushed on

and I have real gastro-digestion problems. So I always make sure to force a poo out before I get a massage, right? Oh, holy shit, dude. Dude, oh my God, this goes where I think, this might be the, oh my God. No! Oh my God, oh my God.

No, I make sure to push a poo out before. So I'm good. Oh, I heard that part. You keep going. Right. And so then I wash my butt. So just cause I'm a dingleberry bandit. I always got some dingles. If you would have said this woman was massaging you down and there was a dingle caught in the forest.

I'm sure there was before. But not this time cause I make sure to wash. I have a little bidet thing. So she's pushing, she's pushing, right? And I make sure to stay hydrated before my massages because it's important to stay hydrated during massages because they get all that lactic acid out. What the f***?

Right? But this massage- It's a seven step list to get a massage. Yeah, so this time I didn't pee before I went. And so she was really getting in. Normally she knows my roughness. She knows to keep it medium to soft. This time she was hard.

And it was too much. And so she was digging in my back to where my stomach kept hitting the bed. She put her knees in my lower back. You gotta change parlors man. You gotta go somewhere else. Why is she climbing on you? This is unbelievable. She puts her knees in my lower back, right, and she's digging with her knees. Yes or no. Dude. Did I squirt a little pee? no you f***** I can't look at you it's a pssss I thought you were gonna say you let a fart out

no no you pissed on her? no not on her, hit the bed you pissed on her bed? yeah a little bit her next client is automatically running late she has to go to a new room, she has to ask her employee friends for their bed. But that's not my fault. It happens. What's the most embarrassing thing that could happen during a massage? Pissing on a bed. Pissing on a bed, ding ding ding, new achievement unlocked, most embarrassing. But it really, it was not like

I was peeing like a full year. I know your piss is like yellowish brown too. You don't have good piss. No, no, it was dehydration piss. it was like that mustard soda we drank but it literally like hissed out like a lizard like like a lizard pissed on her bed and I know oh my god and she hadn't even started working on my legs it so she was going to go see that she was gonna see it little stain, and you could see a direct trail from the, it was, I knew it straight as an arrow too. I know it was. I felt that thing go straight back.

I have accuracy and precision. The amount of money I would've paid, now this is gonna sound crazy. To have a camera in that room, wait, only on your face. Only on your face. You know how the massage beds have a little cut off? Right when you're about to pee, I know, you're just like, oh no right when you're about to pee. I know you're just like

You were so uncomfortable Tighten my legs up like this thing's a nice little gongs is in music and everything Maybe a good aroma in then here and it's a little snake piss And I I would challenge that. I would challenge that. I don't think you were straight as zero. No, no I was. I think if you were fighting back, you were holding it right? You were pressing down.

No, no I really wasn't fighting it. You were pressing down on that pelvic floor. You were holding it. You were doing a good Kegel. Yeah. And then... I used to do Kegels. I used to do Kegels because I heard it will help your thing get tight.

Not my butt. You ever do a Kegel? Dude, you should try Kegels. Let's all do a Kegel. Y'all know how to do Kegels? Dude! I accidentally sucked soap on it. Okay, that's gotta go.

But I only did before the massage. Yeah, let's cut that. But then what's happening? It burned, dude. I literally went and we're cutting this off. You came outward inward? Oh my God. I got it.

I was like, I'm about to go, I told you I, and then I was gonna go get a massage, right? And so I was making sure my surface was clean. And so I was like, I need to hurry up because my appointment was about to happen. So I got the soap and I literally, like no pod. I slapped it in there but I guess it opened up

like it was hungry. It's a, and I literally, it was like a glop of soap went in my eye. Oh, oh dude! Dude, and my stomach was burning. Oh my God. And so I ran out of the shower still going wet as, and I went on my toilet and I was like trying to get it out.

Boy, but it... It was like somebody's going like this. You're f*****... You're f***** braiding some of your a** here into a little wand, and it went... And it was like if you ever blue bubbles from your ass I'm no longer your friend I don't know you I'm like if you ever go everybody

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Oh, they'd have, dude. They're little brown. It'd be like a bad tent on an old car. You know when it starts cracking? Oh yeah, it's like oxidization of a whole Honda Civic. You have oxidized Honda Civic bubble fart. I don't know if that's staying. Oh, it has to. Okay, here we go.

Oh, it has to. Oh my God. Yeah. First, dude, you should be banned. Like, let's just be honest. Dude. You should be banned. That woman should never give you service again.

Dude. Yeah. Ever. Dude, Anna felt bad. She went into my earrings. Like she never does that. And so I didn't properly clean and she was like rubbing on my ears and I know. You hear her start choking.

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no not aunt Karen! you just fused your aunt mine! it's aunt Karen! oh and I just literally... no no no you said oh yeah your aunt with the f in with the head. No, not yours. I'm just saying a aunt, a auntie. Well, because I know I love her. I love her. Shut up. OK, no. An actual ador headed in a door head and no, what is that?

OK, the power of TikTok and free will, I guess my algorithm's starting to give me some animal videos. And there's a species of ant. It's really weird. Okay. No, go ahead. There's a species of ant called the doorhead ant. What do they do?

Special. They are literally an ant. And its head is completely flat like a table and their sole job for the colony is to plug all the exits and entrances when it's time to go to sleep. They go they're like all right 968 leaves 68 69 978 we're good for the day boys somebody call Craig and he just comes out he comes out and he's like, oh, he's like night shift. And they literally, they're like literally,

if it's a hill or they're in a log, they literally travel and they just go like this. And they just plug it and they just sit there. And if they have little Amph phones, I guarantee he goes, he's like, I wonder who's gonna win tonight. He's just watching the game, that's all they do. Wait, is this real? There's no watching the game. That's all they do wait is this real There's no okay, but there's no way

Look up doorhead and just you can show them so there's an ant that their sole purpose on this earth is to close up a door They were created to be a 24-7 bouncer at the club 100% I'm not gonna lie let me see a picture this one hundred percent Fascinating oh my god. They just plug They're literally an ant plunger or an ant an ant cork a door headed ant that is insane It's go another night. Okay stick up now. Can I be honest who? Finds this out Freaks I genuinely an answer one of the biggest Conspiracies in my brain okay Okay night. See you're ruining everything

What do you mean? It's a conspiracy because how the hell do people find this stuff out? How the hell do people find out ants jobs? Like in the ant colony like who are they interviewing like the Queen bee? They're like hey, what's that doing over there like what's he she goes that's my doorman Michael watch me fly away because my work is out in the colony right now but building the next building Michael's just keeping it safe like who's goodbye now like who is interviewing is there an union like there's gotta be there's gotta be like channel nine ants or something. But no bro, there's humans.

I'm just going to keep it a buck. There's no way you grow up as a child and your biggest hopes and dream is to study ants. I'm sorry. No, that is you wanted to be like a cowgirl. Yeah. Like it didn't go, you fell off one time, broke your arm like, man, I fell in an ant hill. Let's just explore them.

Yes. No way people grow up. Studying ants is never anybody's first job. No one's dream. Like, it's like, it's not your first choice to do that. At all. Now the people that end up in that profession. Yeah. Something's up. Oh my God.

I love them to death, and I appreciate you, because there's no way I would have saw that amazing video and known this crazy fact, and we can talk about it here. But like, what are you doing? I think, like, people that study ants and people that are meteorologists we can talk about it here. But what are you doing? I think people that study ants and people that are meteorologists, you fell into that job. That was not a dream job.

I'm not gonna lie. You were on Indeed trying to go work for a big company or something. You saw an entry level position, very low requirements. Yeah, you need to come study ant hills. And you're like, man, really? Like it's summer, it'd be a quick gig. You were there for three months. Now you've been there for 16 years. I'm not gonna lie. Being a meteorologist is the same thing as like,

let me not say that. No, being a meteorologist is a fake job. Can we put that out there? I don't believe in meteorology and I'm sorry if that's offensive to a religion I can't understand it okay you're definitely you're a sports gambler in the sky that's all you are that's all you are because you don't know you just look up and you're like that's a cumulacliff cloud right that's a clumulative and then you get on this green screen. Bro, oh my God, the information's there for you. Yeah.

We could green screen the weather. It's, you're on a blank wall. Yeah. You look at the thing and all the numbers are there. How hard is it to go, oh Tuscaloosa's getting 84 today. Oh, pay him the big bucks. Yeah, and there's so many times the meteorologist has been like, hey, there's hail coming in

from the east today. I've gone outside. It's 102 I Got like like who trained you? Well, you know you're you're just a glorified like Steve will do it like there's no that oh my god. That's too funny You're a sports gambler this That's all Meteorology is and no offense to your profession, but if you're a meteorologist and then you tell me about traffic afterwards,

I don't respect you. Yeah, and then you tell me about the highlights of last night's game. What art, you're a Swiss army knife. You are a job that, again, I don't like, you wanted to be in the spotlight. This is what, the only thing you could do. I'm not gonna lie.

I used to think- Pete Delkis. I don't know who that is. He's our brother'm not gonna lie. I used to think Delkis Really I used to be like inspired by I applied to be meteorologist one time Whenever I was driving out of school and I was looking for jobs. I was like I went to school for communication for a semester. I Have a little bit of podcasting under me and I'm afraid of clouds you go. I'm the right guy trust me You as a meteorologist. Oh my god my mind first went Oh first off you in a suit every morning that'd be enough for me if I woke up and saw you in a different colored suit every Day, that's already hilarious. That's not what I would do. I just wear a different tie the same suit different tie

I fuck you up with my ties Same suit different tie. That's a lot of that's a lot of cloth to be buying that it But you only but you only had about like 10 and you rotate. Yeah, that's true But if I was a meteorologist first of all the green screen would confuse me. Oh my god. I don't do well in mirrors Like I don't even I get confused left right like oh no It does this thing reverse when I send it? You? Yeah. Speaking off the teleprompter with rain vocab. Oh my god. You'd be like, it's going to be a big sowery storm today. You better watch out Dallas. There's a lot of snow coming our way. You heard it here first.

Payton Harden with new, new what? Cut it it Craig cut it. I'm freaking out cut it. Oh My god, do they fire you? Oh, I'm a meteorologist your first panic attack on air. Oh my god on live air You have a panic attack. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. They fired Yeah, and then I'd be like on my phone when they cut to me cuz like I would not be paying attention to my cues I'd be like this a big Hey, I don't know. Use your brain. Is it hot or cold? It would literally be like this.

They're like, uh, and now we're going back to Peyton Harden with the news. You're like, uh, no, so there's a, today there's a, there's a, there's track heads at the 7-Eleven, it might rain. I don't, I'm sorry, Phil, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna lie. If you rely on a meteorologist in the morning you're privileged

Dude if you watch the news before you go clock in you have more time than some other I watch sports news before I clock in I'll watch like SportsCenter. I don't consider that news. Oh, it is news is ESPN news. Yes Is it yes because you get to learn about the contracts like who just signed breaking? You know what I mean? I'm saying like I don't know if it's just the household. I grew up in you tell me about yours. Oh my god Your burp earlier, I took them on tongue. Yeah like right here in the throat scared me but I Think it's weird if you depend on the news for the weather in the morning. Oh my dude. Oh my god I'm gonna watch another grown-up for 12 minutes

Tell you what's gonna happen today when you can click weather on your phone look at me. You're wrong even doing that is weird That's not how I check the temperature when I was growing up and still now this day when I want to know what the weather Is outside? All you do is open up the door That's not how I check the temperature. When I was growing up and still now this day, when I wanna know what the weather is outside, all you do is open up the door, stick your hand out. That is the only way to check the weather in the morning. So you stand up from your disgusting king mattress, butt naked, you open your terrace, and you go, ooh.

You go. I've done go, ooh. You go. I've done that, I think everybody does that. Everybody should do that. When you were growing up in the mornings and you were like about to go to school, like, aw, what do I wear? Open up the door. Oh, it's hot as hell.

And you go put on shorts and a t-shirt. Y'all are living in like cave dwelling time. That's actually the most- You walk outside to check the weather. That's the only way to check the weather? What are you gonna trust, an app? You, with a screen time of 16 hours a day, you don't just click an app, see oh,

it might rain today, maybe hoodie. No, because how many times is that wrong? So if you feel, first off, you have no clue what the rest of the day holds. If you go like this, ooh. First off, I'm not packing a bag for the rest of my day. What I'm leaving the house in is what I'm gonna wear for the rest of the day.

Okay, and I would argue, that's right, but I would argue there's a better chance that you get screwed over than I do. If I check the app and it says there's a 60% chance of rain from two to four p.m. and you're just checking your index finger at seven o'clock in the morning, ooh, about 74, brisk and dry.

And then you put on, let's say, a short sleeve shirt shorts and shoes That's how I know and then at 2 p.m. It's torrential down down rain downfall Torrential downfall and now you're soaking wet. I brought a hoodie. He's not gonna stop you from being wet doesn't matter It's it's an outer layer. Yes. What if it's raining? I'll be like, oh looking outside. It's raining I'm gonna stay in until that's done. Now what if you don't? I'm not gonna be like, mm, I was prepared for this. I'm just gonna stand out in the rain now

because I was prepared. Okay, say we have a field trip to the zoo. You and me, our company. My mom. YSK goes to the zoo. My mom never signed those permissions. I never took them to my mom. I forged, I was a young felon.

YSK goes to the zoo. Right. I wake up. Yeah. And I go, app, raining at three o'clock, we probably won't leave till five, I need to either pack an umbrella or be where- And that's the difference between me and you.

I'm young, right? I live, yeah, but you don't live like it. You live like you're 60. I'm young, I have fun. I'm not packing a bag to go anywhere. What I leave the house in in the morning is what I'm wearing for the rest of the day and I have to deal with the consequences of those actions.

Exactly. Right, but that's like saying- You can spin it as young and spontaneous. Okay, but you, you're saying why stick your hand out of a door to check the temperature where you can just check the app and see what the weather's gonna be. That's like saying, I'm gonna go,

there's food in front of me. I don't know what it tastes like. I'm gonna Google the reviews of what that tastes like instead of just tasting it myself. Now that's the same exact thing. That's not true. It'd be closer if you said there's this new restaurant I have no clue what it is. No. Yes it is. No it's not the same because I can immediately go check the temperature. I don't have to drive anywhere. But you don't have to drive to go get that food. That food is right in front of you.

You just gotta walk to go get it or you can just go on your phone and see if it's gonna be good. That's the same thing you're doing. That's not the same thing because that's not the same thing because the food is right there and it can't change. The food can't change. The weather can change. All throughout the day.

It can start misty as hell, foggy, you can't see anything, four hours later it's 100, and then three hours after that it's raining. That can change. That food doesn't just biochemically change. Yeah, okay, but I'm saying, well, it can. No, it can't. Yes, it can. If I prepare you a plate of food right in front of you and you eat it right there, by the time you eat it, it's the same food.

No. If you leave it out for three days, you might have some that's but that's like saying like aftertaste like it could initially taste good but the aftertaste is bad you can't prepare for that you don't know you can't prepare in six hours if the weather is gonna change holy dude that was that almost made me tingle I'm good does that call for uh that does not we need a little more? That's not, yeah. Okay, but I'm just, I'm just, well no, this is long, but I'm just saying,

I genuinely believe that if you check the weather instead of just going outside, if you check the weather on your phone instead of just going outside and testing it, you're weird. There's no, that's not, that doesn't make sense. I'm just saying. That's like saying, bro, instead of me seeing

if there's gonna be traffic, I'm just gonna drive to work, and then if there is traffic in a wreck and I get stuck in it, That's different. I have just saying. That's like saying, bro, instead of me seeing if there's gonna be traffic, I'm just gonna drive to work. And then if there is traffic in a wreck and I get stuck in it, I have to do it. That's different. That's so different. How is that different? Cause you can't, no, no, it's not, no, it's not.

Listen, listen, listen to me. Listen to me, don't worry about them. Listen to me. Because you can't look out your window and see the traffic. You can't physically test the traffic. With weather, you can put your body outside and test the weather. The physical testing the traffic

is starting your drive to work. All I'm saying is you can prepare yourself. That's not the same. Oh my god it is. That's not the same because you can. Oh my god. One thing is instant and. Yes it is thank you.

No it's not. One thing is instant and one thing is not. But you're not listening. You instantly feel the weather but it can change. That's my whole point. You don't instantly have a locked in for the whole day. So you can go, I'm just gonna instantly start my drive. But then there's two wrecks and you're late to work.

But you can't prepare for variables that are up in the air. That's literally what's right. That's literally what's right. Weather, weather's. That's what I'm saying, but I'm not packing a bag for the rest of the day. The fact that you. You just gotta deal with what you're wearing.

The fact that you. Did you pack a bag for tonight, for today? Did I bring a bag? You did pack a bag for today. It randomly started to rain today. Did you prepare for that? No. Did I bring it up? You need to pack a bag for today. It randomly started to rain today. Did you prepare for that? No! Go Peta!

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Now the second thing with this though, right, I was thinking about this, is quoting people the biggest form of glazed there is. Like quoting an individual? Like quoting what someone else said, and now you stand by that and it's like in your mind rent free. I'm not gonna lie that is a fantastic point. It has to be the biggest form. I do not like philosophical people in regular conversations. I love it. It's such a big bad peeve of mine. Like I'll be talking to random people like in the street or that's not true but if somebody's talking to me,

right, if somebody's talking to me and like we're talking about something with some subject matter Which is not my thing at all. Oh and they go John Wayne Gacy once. Yeah, it's like what the did you just say? John Wayne gate or they go with great power comes great response. Was it that the clown guy? It's like dude. No and it's John Wayne. John Wayne Gacy's a clown guy. God, mythical pull on your end. Yeah. He's a clown killer. Manslaughter.

Well, if you're quoting John Wayne Gacy- If you're quoting manslaughterers, you need to be studying and put on this. But it's even worse, even worse when we go to characters. If you're quoting people- That don't exist. That aren't real. That's a 48-year- old white guy behind a sound booth

That's talking into this and you're quoting it. Oh my god. It's it's unbelievable. You're like Will Smith once said in hitch What you're quoting hitch Such a good or no. Oh my favorite. Oh my god, and even I love LeBron He's like my favorite quote of all time Teddy Roosevelt first off that quote is it's a small book it's literally like this long of a quote I'm not gonna man in the arena man in the arena is a great quote fire but it's like don't use it in regular day life can't say the only time you should use quotes is in your brain like oh my god you're in a situation and you're like man in the arena that's whatever you use coach do not say them

publicly pour me whiskey go ever heard what old Teddy said back in the day? No, no, that's not real. That's not authentic. A lot of the old quotes like that we are our historical figure use. I think they're not applicable today. I think it's a big game of telephone. I think quotes like famous world quotes are a big game of telephone. 100% what he actually probably said had a lot more anger toward it had whatever it wasn't as sweet and cool as we made it. Not at all. People just graced it. 100%. Oh my god dude okay Marcus Aurelius you don't know who that is. No. He's the Emperor of Rome. He hired now okay now hear me hear me out. he hired a slave to follow

him you hired those I think you just kind of took them no he now yes but he compensated this one I'm pretty sure maybe not but he had a slave follow him and tell him in his ear all day you're just a man you're just a man and I don't believe that I don't believe any of that I don't believe that that's not true yes no it's not history isn't real it's not it's not it's not real we're not sorry history's a rule but that's some savage yeah if it was true world will like bow to him he's the Emperor of the Mecca of the world yeah he had someone in his ear don't forget you're just a man that's not true now half of the Mecca of the world. Yeah, he had someone in his ear. Don't forget. You're just a man

That's not true. No half of the that we were told in history books. It's not true all that King It's not true. They were too busy getting down with their second auntie and cousin No, that's what was going on. They stunk and they stood around and they sexed. I think he's I think you're just terrified I think you're terrified of that past That's why you don't believe that scared of it at all It's just not true if you got dropped into like 400 like a D. I would be the king. I'm six seven two thirty everybody belongs to me now Oh, no shot. You'd be the you'd be the

Whoa, what you said you'd be the be the- Oh, I'd be the, whoa. What? You said you'd be the, mm. Oh, I did say that, because I was gonna say you'd be the number one gladiator. Yeah, but you finished the sentence. You would be forced to compete for your life

for others' entertainment. No, 100% not. Cam, I would be, if I was dropped in prehistoric times, I would rule the world. It's not prehistoric. Oh, what is it, historic? What's prehistoric? Prehistory. Wait, technically technically isn't prehistory history?

Are you high? Doesn't prehistory become history to the post following historic time? No, but isn't prehistory still history? Prehistoric is more of like there's no account of it. If there's an account of it, that is history. Okay, so wait, what is prehistoric? Like give me a thing. Like before, oh, like an example.

Yeah, give me an example. Like dinosaurs. So you're saying dinosaurs are prehistoric because prehistoric means there's no account of it. Yes. So that means there's no account of dinosaurs. So. So that means there's no account of dinosaurs. So that means, like I've been saying for years, dinosaurs are not real.

You're getting more and more, you're getting more and more gain. Thank you, dude. But they claim they find the bones and fossils and that's why there's accounts of it now. I believe more in the Loch Ness Monster than I do in a T-Rex. 100%. Okay. I believe more in m Loch Ness Monster than I do in a T-Rex. 100%.

Okay. I believe more in mermaids and mermans than I do in dinosaurs. I believe that, okay, I don't think you can just say they're not there, I think they're dragons. Yeah, you've already done that. That's me, but okay, we're talking animals, right? Yeah.

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and you said it's easy to evade. Yes. You picked a hippopotamus that's like 90% muscle behind that cute fat pink blubber. Yeah, okay, but I have 24 hours just to evade this animal and I get $500,000. And you pick a hippopotamus! Get out of the water. Our hippopotamus is water creatures. They sleep there.

Oh, they like a good now, they like a good warm bath, but they'll hunt your ass down quick, four legs, massive. Okay, our hippopotamus is fast. Yes! bath but they'll hunt your down quick four legs I know I think okay our hippopotamus is fast yes they're fast how fast how fast do they go faster than you 100% at top speed okay but and okay the animal is actively hunting me oh yeah 24 okay but how many 20 that's about two to three higher than you. Okay. So they're quick. You're running away from a civic.

Okay. That's fine. Hippopotamuses are massive, aren't they? They're like huge and wide. Yes. All you got to do is run an industrial building. A hippopotamus inside of an auto zone is f*****g awesome. No, it is not. First off, your mind is so beautiful. The fact you're picking a hippopotamus in of all places on earth, you're going to auto zone. You're gonna go to an auto zone. Okay O'Reilly's.

Why are you counterparts? Why not a sloth? A squirrel? Something small. Dude, because you can't, because I can't keep track of a squirrel. Squirrels can hide very well. It's the same thing with the black mamba.

To be honest, it really is. No it is not. Imagine, I'm sitting here, a squirrel can be in 8,000 different spots in this building that I wouldn't know. A hippopotamus, I can hear and see and smell that from a mile away. And you're, okay, why not sloth? I would argue if you pick sloth you run straight in a straight line for two miles

It takes you it takes you at least 30 minutes. I live in a wooded area, so I wouldn't want that Because I like to go outside in my wooded area. I take walks and smoke out there Okay, and so I say I'm trying to say I'm in my woods enjoying a bleasy and a sloth claw goes up in my nose And I'm cooked. I'm just as slow as Einstein put the brace down for a day and get your half a mill don't go to the woods Stay inside was the sloth gonna pick your lock with its claws it could Dude, because I'm gonna run through your window. No, see look, a sloth, that slow plays you. That's like slow foreplay of your death.

Like you're just gonna be chilling and be like, that thing is slow. You take your foot off the gas. You're not even worried about it and that's when it comes around with the claws, takes your grill off. A hippo, you always have to be on go. You always have to be alert. Meaning, for 24 hours, you're alert and on go and having to run.

You don't have the stamina to do a three by 30 on a treadmill and you're gonna run away for a day? But Cam, I think you're not trying to understand what I'm saying. You love two hour Chick-fil-A TikTok scroll breaks. You don't get that. You don't get Monday Night Raw. Yes, but if I go- You don't get any of it, you're running.

But then if I go to the sixth floor of like an IMDB building, if I go to Netflix's corporate office and go to the seventh floor to talk to Stacey in accounting, that hippo can't take an elevator ride, Cam. They have escalators, and that hippo, is it a freight elevator? Big elevator. That is a large elevator. Big elevator.

But it doesn't know how to work. The animal is given intelligence to actively hunt you. They don't get out of body features, they don't grow opposable thumbs and they grab and fly a drone. Exactly. But they know where you are at all times. You're not hiding from them.

You're not from them, but they know where you are. I'd much rather have a hippo chasing me than a squirrel. 100%. I would lose track of that squirrel. And you know how many squirrels there are in this world? I don't know if that's my squirrel or not. I'm scared of every squirrel now. There's a hippo running around Dallas, that's my hippo.

I gotta evade that hippo and that hippo only. Do you not hear yourself? You're saying you can board up and you can hunker down away from a hippo, but not a squirrel. Cam, can- Shut the door and close the windows. How's the squirrel get, you don't have a chimney. How's the squirrel getting inside?

Cam. It's a squirrel, a squirrel can't bust a window. A hippo can break through CJ's room, through brick, and just go, pfft. Yes, but then I'll- You're like, where is he? And then I'll know, and then I'll know the hippo's here.

I gotta go. But if a squirrel just so happens to get to a window or two, I'm screwed, but I didn't, cause I didn't hear it. Dude. I killed that one. Okay. Hippo breaks through CJ's room. Get CJ, thank you, finally.

Oh no, no, no, he's not worried about CJ. Breaks through CJ's room, right? Yeah. Where are you gonna go? What do you, what do you mean? Hippo's downstairs. Where are you gonna go? What do you mean? Hippo's downstairs. Where are you gonna jump off your third floor balcony? Snap your femurs like Vince McMahon? What are you gonna do?

But guess what? Hippo can't get up those stairs too narrow to windies. Exactly, a squirrel can. A squirrel can. A squirrel can a squirrel can the hippo Actively is going to bust walls down Until the whole thing goes Then what are you doing? Well, then that's just it

That's that's ignorant on my part for going to my house because it will know where I live and you said that no I did not I said I said IMDB and Netflix building to talk to Stacy and accounting on the seventh floor is what I said Yeah, I just genuinely think, we can write this out, I genuinely think that was a great choice by me. That's such a- But my logic makes sense. Your logic makes sense, but it is wrong. Yeah.

I want something I can see. Something runs 20 miles an hour, weighs a ton. Well, f*** me up if it gets me. If I can see him, I'm good though. Exactly, I'll know where to evade. Get a sloth. I already explained that. Why I wouldn't pick a sloth. That's so- Dude, you don't think rationally. I, let where to evade. I already explained that. Why I wouldn't pick a sloth.

Dude, you don't think rationally. Let's just say this. I'd have half a million and you'd be dead. 100%. I would spend a quarter... I don't know. Oh, to hell with you. I'd spend 30 grand on your funeral. I'd keep 470. I'd spend 30 grand on your death. I'd taxidermy.

You'd be like that in the closet waiting for events. I'm not gonna lie. I don't want a funeral. You, what? I think it's pointless. I want like an open bar. Like I want to like rent out a club, get me a section with my taxidermied body. I want to be y'all's bottle girl, honestly.

For my, for my funeral, taxidermy me, rent out a club. Put my hands like this so I can put an ace of spades bottle or a sign and put me in a little thong. Shave me, but put me in a thong and have me be your bottle girl, put Christmas lights on me. Oh my, dude you are a morbid man. And then we put springs right in your elbow,

so it's like a little gasket spring. It's like- Yeah. But y'all gotta keep a fan on because if I start melting in front of people I'll be embarrassed. Oh my god, knowing you they'd have you like a little crooked smile, one eyes this way, you're like- The sign says RIP Peyton! And then you're there- You get somebody to torque on me. The sign says RIP Peyton and then you're there Throwing on a dead taxidermy man is the sin of all say anything y'all can I could be like a Swiss army knife of the club Y'all can put me behind the bar. I can make no drinks. Oh my god

That could be a belt I was gonna say we got you clean and we put a hose through the body So we take a shot with you pour the shot in your mouth that goes through the rear end we re get the shot now We have a painting shot. Oh Man always too much. How's that? It's always too much, but it's okay, but it's your dad dude It's because you're a dad now. I got darker cuz I'm a father. No, but your chokes are either really bad You're just thank you CJ but your jokes are either really bad. Yeah. Thank you. CJ knows.

Your jokes are really, really bad, really oversexual, or really dark. OK, we know that middle one. Oh, no. That middle one, dude. This middle one. It was on a six week out of commission. Dude, I would eat the.

That took a toll on our brother. I never realized how long six weeks was. Dude, honestly, I want to do this bit. And it's a really popular bit that I see like on TikTok where like friends do this. I want to go back and forth and do dad jokes. Oh you're a smoke. I'm literally a father.

Barely though. No, no. What the hell did you mean by that? CJ, we still got to take a paternity. Dude, I am going to swab your one day. I'm not, I'm like, bro, see, what's up? You go, hey, Cam, I'm gonna just swab the inside tube it and run out.

Dude, my kid looks way too much like him. Way too much, and they have a weird bond. They have a weird bond. He speaks that little acabocla acabocla. And Liv always hands it to CJ first. Dude, oh my god. Oh, for the love of... Let's do dad jokes.

Dad jokes versus me and Cam, right now. You're smoked. Okay, I got mine. I have a list pulled up. We just spent some time writing these. Are you ready? Oh, God, okay. You go first.

So who wins? Whoever, just we can go back and forth and we'll be able to tell the winner at the end. Let's go. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

Why? In case they get a hole in one. I love you, son. Okay, really good one, Pops. Why did the orphan get a GPS? Oh my God. Oh my god. Oh my god. So at least someone could tell him where to go. I like that.

I like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. If spring showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring if spring flowers bring May flowers It's spring. If spring showers bring May if spring showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? colonizers over pilgrims My dad always said go big or go home so he left. Am I playing the game?

The other day my dad left to get some milk. I haven't had cereal in six years mmm okay okay why don't orphans play baseball Why don't orphans play baseball? What the fuck man? Oh no don't say it no! Cause they don't know where home is Oh my god Okay sorry I'm just sweating

What's up with the orphan jokes? I don't know! 2 out of 3! How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. I get it. They say laughter is the best medicine. That's why I'm no longer allowed at the children's hospital.

Dude. Dude? Where did you learn to make a banana split? It's Sunday school. Now I understand the game. Yeah, I think you might have synced up something a little different. Okay what's the difference between a dad joke and a dark joke? Oh man, I don't know. One leaves you groaning, the other leaves you emotionally scarred. What did you search?

That one might have to go. What did you search? What'd you search? Dark dad jokes. Yeah Yeah, could have left one word out there my god Yeah! Oh, shi- Dude. That might have been too far. And I don't know, maybe that's a Patreon exclusive. I don't know.

Oh my god. That was fun though. That was fun. That was fun. Now, do we say comedy podcasts? Oh yeah. It's comedy podcasts. Oh joke, sorry. 100%. I didn't write those by the way.

100%. Oh, we know. Oh man. Comedy podcast. Love that. So it's called the dad joke, right? Not dark dad joke. Leave out dark. Okay, sorry. Dad joke. I'm sorry.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Speaking of, something that like dark and weird happened. Are you okay? Dude, it happened in Dallas Dallas right? So we had our live show right and we always do this thing where we'll go to dinner the day before a show or whatever. So we went to the steakhouse you weren't invited. Yeah I was gonna say literally wasn't invited. We can't invite Kevin anything you can't come most of the time so we just stop inviting you. That's not true. It's a fact we love you we want you there. And that's

the same oh my god that's the same basis that you've had for years. What do you mean? Years you go the invite would have been nice. I go bro the last six times we invited you to Oklahoma You said no, so I just figured on the seventh. We're not gonna invite you Yeah, but the end would be nice, but that's the because I just know you can't go you know I can but I just don't want to there's no difference Yes, it is cuz I can go the option is actually there. You know that the answer is no I know the answer is no whether it's no no you don't know that whether you don't know that you don't know whether it Is the ability of you choose to say no or you can't if it's 10 p.m.. On a weekday

It is a guaranteed no from you Why are you eating dinner at 10 p.m.? Because I am I'm single and I'm young and I could do things like that That's why you wake up with liquid 10 p.m.. Dinner equals liquid really don't the mornings anymore. I'm young and I could do things like that. That's why you wake up with liquid 10 p.m. Dinner equals liquid really don't the mornings anymore. I'm a night. I Like I congest myself for like two hours. Anyway, we're at this dinner, right and I go to it was like it was popping Right. It was a lot of people in there Drink on sway drinks were flowing. I have to go break the seal. I have to go pee. I go to the urinal, right? I'm I'm at the urinal I unholster I'm taking it all out. I'm unwinding it. I throw it in the urinal. It's gone about three spirals up the urinal

No, I go I stand at the urinal and I'm alone no one's there so I'm pissing That's so real bro hitting a quick a a two sec, oh my god, the spit is. Right, eyes are closed. I'm a little bit of sway in my body. Yeah, yeah you are. I'm feeling great, I'm feeling good. Then I hear the door open. I say, okay, somebody's coming in here.

There's like six other urinals available. The guy goes to the urinal right beside me. He goes to the urinal right beside me And I'm like first of all that is weird. I could see in the peripheral He kept kind of looking at me and I was like, please don't say anything like just talk to me after Just talk to me after my whole genitalia is in my hand and I am floating right now I'm peeing right I See him jiggling something as he's peeing in it. Don't check your pockets If you're peeing yeah, your pockets are not to be touched when you're paying focus on the urine focus on the street

He's jiggling getting something out of his pocket. It's his phone. Oh my god. He's starting to play tic-tac deep pockets He's starting to play tic-tac as he's peeing in the urinal right beside me First of all your dopamine receptors are fried if you can't even get through a urine his without tic-tacs as he's peeing in the urinal right beside me first of all your dopamine Receptors are fried if you can't even get through a urine hiss without tic-tac. Oh my god Oh, no, it's like stop But he's still on his phone And I'm like, okay I'm like locked in on my head still straight, but I'm peeking at Like what's going on with that phone? I kid you not, I see a flash.

No, no, no way, no way. No way in hell. A flash photography photo went on right beside me at the urinal. Cameron. Dog, when I say I- It is impossible to pinch a piss. That's- Oh my god.

I pinched that piss and I walked away with so much urine going down my thigh because of how fast I ran out of that bathroom. I had to. Now, because I didn't know if that picture was of me and it was not impressive at the time. Or of him. And first of all, what kind of freaking shit you got going on? There- I- Now I- I firmly believe that's illegal. Yeah, that has to be.

Has to be. I also believe he tried to take a picture of you. Didn't know flash was on. He tried to sneak. He was on TikTok. Oh my God, that is him. He probably looked it up. No saw hits that little action button on the side. iPhones now goes to camera, turns real quickie, tries to get snappy of you and Jenny, flashes on, his cover's blown,

the fact you didn't whoop his ass or confront him? I don't fight publicly. I don't fight anymore. I can't fight. I genuinely, now I'm very passive. Not anymore, you're really not. Okay, well, maybe that's the dad thing, I don't know. Maybe. If a flash went off next to me, first off, you chose the urinal next to me.

You're trying to ego chow me. It's not gonna go good. A flash from him, was it in your general direction? Like was it the flash toward you? I don't know. Or could you not tell if it was toward you or? No, it just lit up, it hit the wall. I absolutely go, what is that, bro?

What the hell is that? Like, all of me in hand, not much. All of me in hand. All of me in fingers. Yeah, all of me in two fingers and thumb. I go, what the hell is that? What is that? And then if he drunkenly cannot explain

what the image that he just took is, I have to see your photo library, I have to. But if you have a picture of my flaccid penis on your phone at a nightclub, no. Yeah, well. Your phone's getting broken. I mean, I could sue him for everything if he did something with it, but.

But you don't know his name? You don't know his whereabouts? But if it got posted, I would just go like, okay, I was in that bathroom at that time. I watched the guy who came in there. How do you spin that? How does a man spin that? To what? If your flaccid penis gets posted without your consent, the guy who came in here. How do you spin that? How does a man spin that? What?

If your flaccid peen gets posted without your consent. And it's.5. Oh my God,.5 and you see my tongue? You see a little bit of my foops? You see a little bit of foops on my flytrap? 100% beard, earrings, hair combo. That shirt, which is evidence. Oh my God, it's available at the shows.

And a flaccid pain Yeah, how do you spin that like you are a master? But how does one make that a positive a positive? I would literally if it's on Twitter. I literally Respond to that tweet saying that's all I got Hey, that's all I got I go I go so what And what's it to you You're done. Yeah, no, I'm not because I'm a victim. That's a damn a victim if that happens Victim or not that doesn't change they just saw my salted cashew victim or not

That is the most voted like why does the hair grow past the face? No, no shot no shot You need to say Save again, you're not you're not telling the truth right now. I'm patchy. I'm patchy. It's like CJ's beard. It's like you had a rough night with a switchblade. Someone handed you a switchblade and you had four seconds to clean yourself up. You said, chh chh chh chh chh. It's like the back of my knee.

Dude, okay, now this is's gonna sound crazy. In an alternate universe, simply for the lore? Yeah, me and you? No! Oh, oh. No! Yeah. Blur out Johnson.

Yeah. There's a small part of me that needs to see the webbing that is at the baseline of all these stories. I said it. Let's head over to Patreon, guys. Thank you so much for coming to another episode of the Youshin Oppa, what the? That is honestly insane to say to me.

That is insane. We're gonna give a full recap of the Oklahoma City and Dallas show and all the behind the scenes stuff that happened. I'm so sorry, Malachi. All right, Kim, get us out of here. Oh my God. Everybody, thank you so much for coming back.

Episode 169, two shows down, all the cities to go to next. Make sure you go get your tickets. It's the first link in the description below. Los Angeles, Vegas, Phoenix, we're coming. Yes, LA, Phoenix, Phoenix Vegas you are the next three up to bat like we said earlier and we're gonna have a full deep dive. OKC has the crown. OKC so far does have the crown yes sir. Oklahoma City is the king of the

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We had groups of people through the Patreon. They have these group messages and these big family like discords and all that they make on their own. And they traveled to the show together like 10 deep in Dallas Yeah, it was sick seeing all the people. Somebody bought a sign at Komodo saying Kuala royalty forever. Yes It was so sick. I mean it's it is a whole community over there plus you're getting uploads

I mean almost like almost every day. It's unbelievable. And I want to say this sneak peek. We have been filming everything for this tour. Oh, man. We've been filming everything behind the scenes for this tour And at the end of the at the end of the tour y'all might get a little documentary on the patreon And there might be another little surprise that comes with that so be sure you're part of the koala club We've been filming and filming filming a lot So we'll see how that turns out a lot of stuff this. This week's secret code, Confuse Casuals, get your good karma. Go ahead. L-A-N, kind of sucks because we call them LA.

I was going for Los Angeles Next. Los Angeles Next. Guys, we love you so much. Go get your tour tickets right now. That's probably the worst secret code he's ever given, but that was so bad. Land, land. That was so bad.

All right, love you guys so much Remember one out of ten quad bears don't make it home to Christmas, and we will see you on the road That's a decent code it sucks that you call yourself LA it's two letters already love you love you. Goodbye