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to the rest of the episode we got co-host Cam back in the studio God bless America God bless our truths And gentlemen, start your answer! What's up, everybody?

Cam. Peyton, you now, I've known you for a... Hey, hey, I know the route you're going. Let's not, right? You don't need to. I feel like I must. I shan't, but I will. Honestly, I deserve it.

Go for it. You look the worst. I have ever seen you. right now like today that's not true what is today august something that's not true it marks the day this is the worst pain hardness seen Cameron Michael

Jebediah Rufus Kennediah Kennedy yeah so where's so seeing you look I need a haircut bad very bad I've been living in a cave yeah we moved out of our house no longer lived there I live I bought a nice little rock

we live it under it and I don't I don't have shears you literally look like if a gypsy rose pre-trial had a baby with 11 post-ego eat came out and it's you and honestly you're a wood baby you're a woodland born baby I am I was born with absolutely no walls no rooms I was just popped out

dude now I hate to be the the guy the bearer of the weird transition right there speaking of birth oh wow opened up my phone you watch birth videos no the internet is it's getting like I'm all for free speech sure say what you want yeah God bless our troops

we're getting to the point God bless our troops. And gentlemen, we're getting to the point. I should never open Twitter and physically watch an African elephant give birth. I watched the whole thing. Oh, I've seen that. When it plops and hits the ground real hard? It hit its head.

I think it's beautiful. You think all the intestines? I didn't see that. Didn't see the birth video I watched. Because I watched an elephant, literally go, it squatted down. Bless her heart. She went, oh, yeah. She went like that.

And she did her face. and her trunk was moving and then she stood up and went in a literal massive baby elephant went hit the ground started rolling a bit yeah the whole village came over to say congratulations i swear to god there's 15 elephants that pulled up and they all were like there's it's 14 elephants and a chip pans you with the balloon it's like it was a woo-woo and it got it got real primitive I never saw that they The elephant birthing video I've seen, which is crazy that there's so much... We're seeing so many birthing elephant videos.

Insane. But I think it's so honorable how far they fall. Oh, my God. Immediately when they touch Earth. I mean, imagine being, that's equivalent, literally, in height of us being born, but there's no table. Like, the mom's not on a table. It's a game of catch. Yeah.

The doctor's like, safe. Steve! It looks like Des Bryant versus Green Bay Packers. It was a catch. 100%. this day that is a catch you can't convince me otherwise they changed the rulebook after that today i realize the NFL was rigged is that day but i honestly now this might be a lot and it's a rough way to start the episode off i had a stint as a child where i would watch

birthing videos now and it's a fact not because it or anything now that would be weird now i don't know if you can factually prove that's not the reason i don't know if you can factually prove that's not the reason i don't know if you can fact to prove that's not the reason. Presumed innocent. Okay. Or guilty to prove it innocent. We can go either way. No, but it was so interesting to me because I had this weird

like internal thing of like, I can't remember me being born. No one can. No one can. I think there's somebody who can remember them being born. There's at least one person. There's not a single human being that remembers going, ah!

Imagine it take birth and translated to if we were grown. You're literally just opening your eyes to the brightest thing you've ever seen and you're screaming. Like, that's birth as an adult. Nobody remembers that. Okay, but you think that elephant remembers

being born? Well, animals are bosses. Animals drop down and they're immediately doing some shit. They're working. They're like, hey, teach me how to make the bricks. Let's four or five this wall. We suck. Yeah, exactly.

Like, okay, but we're more advanced than animals, right? We're the greatest species you ever created. Exactly. So how are we just so behind the curve at the beginning? We just have like this acceleration booths at like four years old. Because A, it takes more time, right? It takes more time for the greatest, because we're the goats.

Yeah. We're the goat. The real goats suck. Yeah. They have weird, creepy little Satan eyes and they always fall over. Yeah. We're the real goats. Takes more time to develop.

We've got to get that brain, that frontal cortex, that medulla obengada. We've got to get all that cooking, brother. The one. That's a muddle oblonged gotta somewhere back there. That sounds like a fucking wrestler. And now, making his way to the ring, Madula Oblamgata! With a professional record of 0 and 4. Oh, man.

Madula Obligata. That's a real thing, you're Madula Avangana. He's a supreme real wrestling. Hey, I wish, I wish the... We can title the episode, Madula Abelangana. Why can't we? Let's do it. They're gonna be like, what the fuck? And we'll get a lot, we'll get a lot of premed.

majors click on that video. A lot of pre-madmaids. Who the hell are these guys? Click. Now you're stuck. Honestly, being an adult, and I've said this, once my medubla amlingata got developed. That's a hard word for Elmo. I don't even think I said it right once. Medulla oblongata. It's a medulla oblongata. I'm not saying it right. Someone please correct me in the comment. Everybody's the back end. The medulla is that is correct. Oh, it's in your kitchen. No. Yeah, that bull. Your corn poe and your hole and could, oh, that I said,

your p p. hole. That actually come out of my mouth. Now, we were to define a p. It's either, I think I actually just said, like,

on the internet, out of my mouth. Dude, I went to a club one time and there was actually a p. I swear to you. There was, it's called,

it's called, it's called, um, it's called Kung Fu Saloon or something into the, It's like the, what the, what are you doing? It was the Kung Fu Saloon and the domain in Austin and you would go into the restroom

and there would be this wall with this little people in it and you could go up to the wall and there would be like some like from the 80s. Like on a TV or like old broads getting to it? And they were getting after it. Like flesh, like human beings. It was like an old tape, but it was like a projector on this little hole and you can watch it.

Oh, no, no, no. See, that's what I asked. On a TV or was it two old broads getting after behind the wall. And you go, oh, bronze, man, they were filthy. I'm like, you're watching like a live. Yeah, and right, as soon as you peep for more than five seconds, someone's like, how, ah! Because it's Kung Fu. What was the name? It's Kung Fu Judo?

Kongfu Kitchen. Kungfu Saloon. And then I went down the street to the Medulla Obligata. Talk about a crisis of what to name our restaurant. We've got old Western saloon, but I f*** with some kung fu, man. Let's go. Let's go a little Kung Fu Saloon. Like, pick a side That's too

That's way too far apart What was I saying? Something about P-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-oh, there was a p-hole in a kung-foo-a-cloon-a-old. I literally see CJ's hole in a hole-ttttah. He's like, God. He's got to cut off that.

Okay, you were talking about Hey Savannah, by the Savannah! Hey! Oh, bad transit. That's horrible, boys. That's really bad guys. I looked up and I saw this.

One eye. Okay. Let's regather ourselves. No, what was I saying? You were speaking on... We went from elephants to human birth. Yes, but it was passing. And then you said when you were a kid...

No, no, no, you said you had a stint as an adult. But then I said, and then you said Kung Fu Sioux. I don't remember, but it was a really good thing I wanted to bring up. Yeah. It's really going to bother me. You said as an adult. I don't know.

I was an adult. What were we talking about? We were talking about. No, it was before the birthing videos. Well, you're not building the good case. Now, I'm sure that is a cat a car. The fact that you're brain. The fact, the medulla abling god.

It wasn't the medulla amla. Oh, he was a bad boxer. I said before my medubla ambagana. Before that, but no, no, no, you said. Oh, my God, you said, I went through this thing as an adult, and I went, and then you said, yeah, you threw me off. I'm so sorry. God, I am too.

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Okay. Yeah, no, no, I don't want to talk about it anymore. We don't have to. I'll get you off camera. And I'll be like, so. No, but speaking of medulla amygadas and being a child and transitioning into an adult, right? Yes. As an adult, I love going to arcades.

I think that's what you were going to say. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. No, arcades are the shit. They're the shit. And me and you this week, we went to an arcade together. We did.

Actually, me and Kim had a fantastic. like bar hopping day. That was an awful high five. There we go. It was so good. So me and Cam Ryan, we all went to like this Irish pub in the middle of like nowhere.

It was right by where Bonnie and Clyde robbed a bank. It was so sick. It was. What? That bank right by it was the Bonnie and Clyde bank that they robbed. Bonnie and Clyde's from Texas?

Dallas. Bonnie and Clyde was in Dallas. Bonnie and Clyde's from Dallas? They're not, yeah. Their mom is, Bonnie's mom is from Dallas. They had a majority of their crimes here. Oh, I'm getting a tattoo. Shouldn't.

I'm getting a Bonnie and Clyde tattoo. Shouldn't. With the skyline underneath. 214, 246, 9, 7, 2. Like, do you see that? Holy shit. And I know that. That's, that's sick.

The only reason I know is because President was, like, obsessed with all that. So, yeah, so, but we went to this Irish pub in the middle of nowhere right by a bank where Bonnie and Clyde famously, like, rob this bank. And it's, they kept everything. thing up and there's like a thing on there that says Bonnie and Clyde. It's really cool. Did you like not point that out to me when we were walking around? You were stimming and you were being real annoying to where when I was trying to tell you something, your eyes were looking at birds. Yeah, it was impossible to speak to you. It's like the worst version of Cam's. That's fair. So we were at this Irish pub. We were killing Guinness's. Cam's

palette's not developed enough. Yeah, I'm not advanced enough. There's something so special about a Guinness, by the way. I don't think it at all. I think it's a dark beer. Taste like a dark beer and it's a dark beer and it is not it's just not it's a beautiful it's a beautiful pint no it's not oh hot take hot take people that drink guinness and claim they like it it's simply because it's cool branding it's cool branding it comes with a co2 ping pong ball you got to shake it's still poured into glass it stupid beer's average and it's still 4.2 cam you like literally like piss beer i don't want to say it i drink beer that is easier to drink same exact percentage i think it's just it's a it's more uh metric taste

matric matricized that's not it either but i give you saying no i think i think you're doing it for the branding yeah no 100% i love ginnis but anyway we were we were bar hopping on all these irish pubs it was a fantastic time and then we were on this thing of like we want to go play ping pong or pool yes we want a ping pong pool ping pong pool pool pool or ping pong now there was pool in all these pubs yeah it was like national pool day though yeah single one of them was completely filled there's three stacks of quarters like i got next i got down They were taking it real serious, a lot of cigarettes, a guy that weighed, like, literally 280, and he was literally like Brock Lesnar, he had like a pool glove on, and he was taking it so serious.

And I was like, I'm never jumping on that table, ever. I just don't think you're allowed to wear pool gloves if you're not even playing for money. It's unbelievable. I want to say there should be a weight limit to playing pool. Oh, yeah. That guy, no, that guy was the... Not fat. I'm talking about muscle.

There's a muscle mass limit to playing pool. There's a muscle mass limit to playing pool. He was... That's literally like that one joke. Kevin Hart made where a bodybuilder working at T-Mobile No, it's

like he's deadlift with 700 pounds It literally all I should ever see you do is like move around tires and eat ground beef. That's the only thing I should see you do as a human Sir, put that French fry down

exactly. They're not allowed. But then we had the idea of there's one place we can go to where we know there's some pool. We went to main event.

Now, a lot happened. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow. That good, huh? Do we say this story? No, no, I don't think we... I don't know, man. You're a Patreon.

I don't know, brother. It's game. I'm going to have you to Patreon. Okay, I'm going to tell half of the story, and then I'm going to say what I was initially going to say, because this is me getting on the cam, by the way. This whole thing is me getting on a cam. What?

You suck at arcades. How the hell do I suck at arcades? You are the worst person to be around. And an arcade. You are out of your mind. how the hell i enjoyed every bit of it i played the games to the fullest go with this first we'll tell that late no no i'm gonna say this first yeah so basically we get there at midnight right it's late we're already we've been taking these ubers we're buzzed right i'm like 18 guineas is in

yeah couple crowned coax cams and couple we had shots we're we're we're feeling good so we're stumbling into the main event having a good time we're playing pool but we're playing the kind of pool where you're just kind of it's like we're playing talking pool yeah you're You're leaning on the table. Scrap ball in hand. Yeah. So we're doing that. And then Cam has the idea, you want to go play some games.

Yes, some drunk arcade games is the best. Fantastic. Now, Cam's in a point of life where he has an in-home gym, a sauna, a cold plunge, three gym memberships, a massage membership. Yes. He has, he's well off. He's doing fine, right? I have two of the three things you said. We go up to where you put in the money to get your game card, right?

cam calls an employee over because there was a sign on the thing about a discount right we it is it is literally it is literally almost one in the morning and we are drunk just put in a hundred dollars fifty dollars into this game card and i'm sure we're not going to use all of it cams going for at least 15 minutes with this worker about a deal it's not 15 minutes at all what was like eight it was like four minutes it was four minutes don't advertise if i can't get it plan so that's what he was doing that starts off the game part we're playing games right we play we're playing these games air hockey doesn't work yeah oh so but we're drunk we don't care we're the air hockey we're just hitting the thing the it's flying off the table every hit because the air was so insufficient

you hit the puck hard it literally goes right at your face it's like it was playing basketball the shooting we're playing basketball the shooting drill right like where you like you stand by each other. It turns it, again, we have alcohol and it's, it turns into a game of one-on-one. Yeah, we literally, like, sweating up and playing the-D-E. Yeah, yeah, we're literally, like, sweating in the middle of this thing. Cam's throwing the ball at the arcade machine's loud. People are looking at us, right? We're having a good time. Oh, it's great. Right? Again, it is almost 1.30 in the morning. Yeah. We are tired, drunk, and we've played. We even get into, like, the haunted game or we're shooting these zombies. We're in there for four seconds

because we can't even see the thing. Right? This kind of coincides with the story that we can't tell that we'll tell on Patreon. There's a guy in there following us. The guy was following us at the beginning. He leaves and it comes back and follows us some more. But it's getting to a point where it's uncomfortable. We want to leave. Cam's gone around to every game in this arcade,

every game in this arcade just to spend all of his money, right? It is, they're closing up. We're the only people left. in this main event they're cleaning up the gift shop where you go exchange your tokens right I'm like we're getting falling around we're tired

the Uber's outside right they're about to close everybody in the main event is waiting for us to leave I say Cam let's go bro Cam let's go bro he goes oh okay one more game he's playing like the little kid games where you're pushing the

the duck up to get on the water To just to spend, he's like, I cannot leave. This is his exact words to me. I cannot leave. I have $11.50 left on this card. Exactly. Cam's 27 years old. I am.

With a fantastic income. And that was my, that was part of my, that was 1150 of my income. We are, we are drunk, we are tired, the workers are tired. Yes. Do you think that's the right, and we're getting stocked? Okay. that was now be partial and honest that was at least 30% of the reason you wanted to immediately exit that was the exact sole reason i wanted to leave okay okay so then me he had the biggest shoes

i've ever seen no i'm gonna say it again no don't say it the biggest strap on a shoe that has ever existed i saw the strap before i saw him following me he waited out of the Outside the, it's so bad. He waited outside the bathroom for us. No, no, no. You didn't even hear this part. You didn't even hear this part. Ryan turned around.

Me and Ryan, when you went to the bathroom. He went to the bathroom. And we were playing, we went back to basketball. Yeah. And we were just shooting. Bro shows up. Yeah. And he, Ryan turns around and asks me as a way to kind of evade.

Yeah. He goes, where's Pete? The guy literally says, oh, he's still in the bathroom. I swear to God. He goes, oh, he's still in the bathroom. And I was like, oh, this is getting bad, man. I was like, this is not okay. And then whenever I'm leaving the bathroom,

I can't wait to tell this full story on page right. Oh my God. When I was leaving the bathroom, I was looking for Cam and Ryan, but they were playing like a VR game. Oh. The guy slithers out of the corner and he goes, he waves me over like piercing a club

and then points down at them. And I'm literally like, don't wave at me like that. Never wave at me like that, ever. I don't know you. And the worst part is me and Ryan before strapping on to this King Kong VR game. We literally just.

We go, bro, what if, what if we, like, take it off at the end? And he's just right there. It happened. It actually happened. The game's over, and I feel Ryan, he goes, he's hitting me. And I'm like, what, bro, what? And I open the guys like this. He's just staying there smiling.

It was, it was, no, it honestly got scary. We'll tell you the whole thing on Patreon. We'll definitely tell you. It started off as a lie that went too long. Yeah. The whole thing was a lie. Too long. Anything past 60 seconds.

It was a lie. The whole thing was a lie that he felt the need to drag on. Yeah. For literally two hours. I just want to say, Kim, you understand you are the worst person to be a made-in-bed-with. If I have $11.50 left, the establishment is still up and running. The lights are on. The establishment is up and running.

The lights are on. I'm not ordering food. I'm not ordering a drink. I have $11. So I went straight to that big wheel. And I went, swipe, spin, swipe, spin, spin. I played the duck game at the very end. Because I said, God, this is getting annoying.

I turned around and played the duck game. let me spend my last $11 and because we were drunk I said I am going to the gift shop and I'm spending all my points on candy Yeah he spent all the points on candy He was in there so long I saw Cam, I was already in the Uber like this

And I was telling the guy You just got to wait for him I was in the I saw Cam Walk out of the main event The last employee followed him And locked the door behind him That's how long Cam was in that I was the last one to leave

But you act like the three of us Our party as a conglomerate Wasn't in there till 145 They closed the two I waited About 1.13, I was about ready. That's fine. I was not... Once I saw no more O'Reilly's gear.

Oh, man, that's going to be one of the best stories we ever tell on Patreon. Oh, my God, you can't... Oh, please. This trading cards. No, stop! Oh, God bless. I know he's not on the Patreon. Long story short, I got the candy. I got one of those Nutella sticks.

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Did anything happen? Anything you saw, anything you thought of? Yes, we helped move in, Liv's parents. They moved down here. her mom and stepdad and moved down here that was fun uh my dad with the paper thin skin bumped a corner not even a sharp corner bumped the corner blood gushed it needed yeah and i'm like dude you have to oh my god yeah to move both now are we we're either too young or we're too got too much grit we start the u-hall as the door slides up yeah we have not touched a single

piece of equipment both of the grown men live stepdad and my father start putting on gloves Okay, they're about it. And I go, hmm, so I start messing with them. I go, I'm not going to lie, real men don't use gloves. Y'all are weak as shit. And they both turn to me and go, what did you just say? I said, I'm not using gloves. Like, why the hell are y'all gloving up?

My dad goes to paper skin route. He goes, if I look at a sharp corner, I'm going to start bleeding. And then Timmy P is just like, man, you don't even know what the hell you're talking about. You got to use gloves. We went down a 30-minute conversation with real men use gloves. And I just don't, I don't subscribe to that. I think now that I'm getting older, yeah, I'm a glove guy. You don't own a pair of gloves?

Yes, I do. Describe the gloves to me right now, right now, right now. Don't think, describe your gloves to me right now. What do they look like? What brand are they? Batman collectibles. Oh, they don't fit your hand. You've never wore them. You're lying to me. But I do own a pair of gloves and they're Batman collectible gloves. They're collectible. You don't own utility gloves.

Fingered flashlights and the fingertips. No, but I did have a weird thing with the latex gloves from like hot gloves. gloves from like hospitals i was i like to blow them up with water and then draw faces on it make it a dragon oh yeah that's a part that's a little that's a little questionable oh it goes into some things i can't say but it is it is definitely a sign it is it is definitely a sign my week was good we did i did some family stuff it was it was fun how about you how was your week it was really good it was really good i went to the convenience store like a grotesque amount of times this week. See, it's like that. Why do you even feel inclined to speak that as if, like why?

Go to the grocery store, supermarket once. Convenient stores closer and there's a very specific reason. I went to go get a bunch of Celsius's. Good morning to you. But not because, not because I like Celsius. I don't. It's because they have a recall. Celsius has a recall right now. Yeah. because they're made in the same factory as high noon hard seltzers. So a bunch of the high noons were packaged in Celsius cans. You're kidding. I did not know. Okay, that is unbelievable.

Yeah, so, like, there's this huge recall on Celsius because if you open it, you might be drinking a high noon. So I went to the convenience store and bought at least $500 worth of Celsius. Jesus. Just to see if I can get a little sneaky buzz. You bought half a thousand dollars of Celsius to see if you can get a sneaky buzz as if you couldn't bought a six-pack for 1399 and guaranteed the buzz. Yeah, but it's like it's almost that factor of like the girl next door.

You don't know what you're about to get. You're playing like a sneaky game of taboo and you wasted so much money. But isn't that so fun? Like imagine the circumstances of all the people that are buying Celsius and then they're just drunk. No, that is correct. drinking a 7 a.m. Celsius on the highway, on your way to work. Oh, God. And it's a vodka, it's a vodka.

Now, that's probably the worst predicament you wanted to drink that in. Oh, yeah, that'd be awful. But I'm saying, like, workout. Like, you're about, you're at 24-hour fitness. Oh, my God. You're like, I'm about to have a good pump. Crack it. You're literally like, CJ, like.

See, I said, bro, you get, he's, I said, is it getting heavy? He said, no, no, no. I think that's one of the best recalls because there's a lot of recalls on, like, Teotas or, like, like, different. cereals and stuff like that's not fun because and like eggs there's a lot there's a lot of like like duck in the eggs or something i don't know why they recall eggs but like smell manella or something like that smell minella what smell minella what okay something didn't sit right with you there's a lot of recalls on eggs yeah now you either you either subscribe to a different platform

and you get different news channels or i don't live in the same world as you do i have never heard of recalling eggs, a day in my entire life. I think that's the number one thing I've ever seen recalled his eggs. Because whenever I was growing up and I was watching the news, dude, it's something, it's something with Fugre, dude. It is something in that city. Something is not right. I'm serious. I'm not being funny. Like, there needs to be a documentary about Flugerville. That city, something's cursed. Like, there's an old witch that's like hidden underground. She's just in a cauldron every day, just cursing. Flugherville, taking the oceans, thrown in at the soil. That city,

There's no way someone collects toenails for their mom. There's a bomb squad. There's FBI agents. There's, what's his name? The homeless then, the Kelsey guy who tried to cut and stuff. But everyone knew him. He was cool. Everyone knew him.

There's Zilker Park, Barton Springs. No, Flugerville sucks. And you have a doinchen fest. Flugreville sucks. Anyone that lives there, you need to get out. You need to get out while you can. And now there's recalled eggs in Flugreville. I feel like eggs are the normal one thing that's recalled because the salmonella and eggs and

like chicken and stuff like that. Eggs and chicken go hand in hand. Now, okay. outside of childhood. You live, oh my God, you living in Dallas for four years now. Has your fucking eggs been recalled once? Yeah.

Pull, yes. Absolutely not. I remember seeing a sign on H-EB on the thing. It was like, eggs are recalled right now, try again later. That's probably said,

limit to one per customer. They're flying off the shelf. That's totally what it said. No, but I'm saying the high noon and Celsius recall is the best recall you can ever have. That has to be the number one ever. If I was like under 21, like under 21,

Peyton would have, I would have done everything for a Celsius. I would have like, oh my God, it's the best thing ever. I can't imagine a better, a better, bro. I, I genuinely think that's, that's probably the craziest mess up ever. Like, seriously, imagine, imagine trying to get 200 milligrams of caffeine and instead you're buzzed. That's so good. And people slam them. Yes. People slam them. Like, you don't, you don't crack a Celsius and go, yeah, like people, and just vodka, straight to you. Right. Dude, that's, that's, that's scary. Dude, but that's so, I, I would be so, like, I was genuine, like, I'm going to, like,

it was a collector's item. See, but that's so, now, that's where you are. It was hard to find them after a while, though. You are wickedly weird for that. You spent $500. Yeah. And it's probably a 7-Eleven on energy drinks with the hopes that it was a seltzer. But it was, now, answer, riddle me this.

I wasted about 200 because I realized after it was just the vibes that were recalled, like the little sun the tropical vibe ones it wasn't like the regulars i spent a lot of money on the regulars and i was like i'm gonna say the whole weekend i was real wired i was just that's where i was crying i was just about to think did you even sleep dude i was like nobody oh no that's watermelon peach vibe don't do that don't i like don't they have a watermelon flavor jesus i was literally like it literally looked like our old you're sitting there no vodka no vodka no vodka Oh, no vodka, no vodka. Well, no.

Like, how many? No, okay, be 100% honest. Yeah. How many did you open? I'm not going to lie about 23. That's it. It was a lot on the stomach. I gave him away.

No, no, no. Oh, I thought you were wondering what I did with the worst. I gave him away. You drank the whole can once you realized it wasn't the fucking kind of? No, the beginning ones, yes. I would say about 8 to 11. I drank the whole thing. because I was like maybe it takes a while to hit

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Octopuses are building cities. That one came out a little too fast. Octopies. Octopi, they're building cities. There is two. And when I say this next word, you need to really hone in on. What do you mean octopuses are building cities? When I say this next word, you need to hone in on it.

There's two known, known cities, refuge sitters for octopuses. Wait, so they're octopus cities? They're not cities for other fish? Oh, no, no. There is two locations, Oclantus and Octopolis. I swear to God. Like, I'm not kidding from, Oclanthus and Octopolis. They're known, okay, conglomerates.

Yeah. Of octopi. Now, how do you say it? Octopuses, octopi. Now, CJ got an octopoe. He's got something, Octopolis. I love that. It is two locations.

Known by scientists. Like, this is a real thing. Right. That conglomerates in different groups. I don't know if they're still called schools, because school of fish, I don't know if they're called schools for octopi. They are meeting up here.

They're mingling. They are reproducing, and then they're staying there and seeking refuge together. Refuge from what? Is there an octopus war? Yeah, there's a civil war of octopus. Like, what the? There's like, like, flying at them. Bro, and it's dead.

I dead ass with, like, I went to like a 10-minute rabbit hole. Have you seen the cities? Is there buildings? Dude, there's a shopping mall. No, the fucking. I was not to say they got an octopus aura. They're like this. Well, if there's an octopus, he's like,

Taking the card with this one, bagging it over here, putting his tip hat there. He's just like, well... He could get... Oh, my God. Dude, if I had eight arms, oh, my God. If I had eight arms, people would pray to me. If I had eight arms, I'd have six girlfriends. Okay.

Oh, no! No. Oh, my God. Two were for efficiency. The other two are for efficiency. No, no, he would have... Realistically, if you had eight arms, You'd have four girlfriends.

You'd have three iPhone 16 Pro Maxes in three hands. You'd be going, you scroll into everything. My dopameters are your arm in the back that you're not even looking at, you're just like scrolling through. And then your last arm, your last measly little tentacle,

that would be the one that you get like your little Chipotle label. I would be the most efficient octopus. Okay, but I'm saying like, now I think it's... The octopus cities. Look it up. I'm saying.

Now, okay. Now, they use city. That's why I was like, you're absolutely kidding. It's either, it's fake or we're really loose with the term scientist. No. Because my grandma got by pancreatic cancer. And once she got diagnosed, they're, hey, there's nothing we could do. But there's these in the deep ocean talking about an octopus CVS.

Are you kidding me? Memo should still be Roman strong right now. Now, you've done a good job of desensitizing me over the weeks, but when they come out of left field like that, man, oh my God, I thought you were going to say something about scientists and your grandma was a scientist, and it was real different work back then, but she was a scientist. You said she got body back.

God bless your father, man. Oh, my God. He's literally pissed. Oh, it's how we deal. No, no, no, that's, no, you need to deal better. You need to deal better. Like, that one was, that was objectively, that was not a kid. We'll mute the body bag, then.

That was so strong. Yeah, we'll mute the crazy verbiage. Yeah. You said, my grandma got by pancrean. In the crazy part, she would appreciate the joke. She would appreciate it. She would like it. She was making jokes on the way out.

I said it. I said the jokes. Yeah. I was like, meanwhile, you want me to turn out this light? She goes, I wish God would take out the light on me. You know what I mean? That's what she was saying. And I was like, and that was the last time I seen her.

That was the last conversation. I was fire. Don't think, oh, never mind. That's too much. No, what? No. No, no, too much. But I'm saying, I think the octopus cities is bloke.

The infrastructure. We think city, we're thinking skyscrapers, there's transit. If they have an octopus subway, if they have octopus rails. Yeah. Then, no, no, it's something, I don't even want to be a human anymore. Octoplane. But they're saying that they're meeting here. Like, that, that's the part that I don't get.

we as human beings we can text we can call there's newspapers there's there's emails newsletters everything oh there's a big storm coming seek refuge how in the hell do octopi all over i don't even care if it's in the same regional like coast yeah how in the hell are they like they don't have facebook it's not like we moved in this neighborhood come on cousin do they talk how the hell do they know that ink ink maps yeah ink maps they're making they're writing on Stonehenge under under under sea. There's like, oh, God, this is a good path. Draw on the picture.

Drawing the picture. Draw arrows. Yeah, I think, honestly. Seriously, like, how do, because they're saying it's like, it's like a hub. It's like if a zombie apocalypse happened and all, and like, you know how you'd have your people that have your ham radios and it's like, oh my God, there's a refuge in Atlanta. Yeah.

Everyone would go to Atlanta. Yeah. Octopus doing that. Now, I'm, I'm going to say this. Like I said, it's, it's complete. Half the shit, I don't even believe what they say about bats. recipes to Ozzy. I don't believe what they're saying about bats

with their brain talk that they do, the echolocation and all that. Never been a believer. It's 100% real. But how do we know? It's the thing, and we're about to film a conspiracy. So if you want to hear a conspiracy theories,

you go over to Patreon to hear it. But I just think all that animal talk is a little bit belonging to. They don't have a, they don't have a menula. Dude, but they are aliens. They don't, what is this species that has four brains?

There's an ant, like, Why are they not the ruler of the universe? Exactly. That's what I think it's bull. And I don't believe in that fish with a lamp on its head. I don't believe in that thing. We saw documentation that one. You seen Finding Nemo?

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Do you think octopuses are, if they were land animals, I think they would be the most dangerous animal in the world. I, dude, I, have you seen a polar bear in person? Yeah. No, no, bro, you know polar bears? I don't know, I'm getting real Nat Geo right now. Yeah, go ahead. Polar bears outside of signing an exclusivity deal with Coca-Cola. Outside of that, polar bears are one of the few known animals that actively see human as primarily.

Ray. Really? Like most animals, if they see us, they're going to hold their ground. Because, bro, a lot of people think, oh, the animal's going to kill me. No, it's going to, it's trying to stop you from taking it's young. I would much rather fight an octopus, or I'd much rather fight a polar bear than an octopus. You are a stupid son of a. Let's be honest. Let's think rationally here. If octopuses, even, no, you're in the sea with an octopus versus you're on an iceberg with a polar bear. I would much rather fight that polar bear. That octopus would have you like his last name was Nirmago met off. what I'm saying. He would slurp you up with four hands.

I might fight him then. You can't swim. You can't do anything. You're just going to go straight down. And he's going to, the other thing about this, four tentacles have wrapped your whole body. You're proving my point. I'm saying I'd much rather fight the polar bear. Octopuses are terrified. I would never want to.

Okay. That's bad. Yes. You literally have a zero percent chance against the polar bear. Yes. In octopus, you can maybe kick him off. Like, he's going to wrap you up and try to take it out. He's not, there's not claws.

There's not teeth this big. There's a whole defense classes against bears. Some bears you stand tall. Some bears, you go little. That's brown bear and black. They're not a polar bear. These sons are in camo. Cammo?

Oh, they're white and they're on iceberg. You're not camo? I guess that's fair point. And they've weakened after global warming. No, they have not. I'd argue that makes them stronger. They're like, I got to get this meal. No, I got to eat.

Today. You're in it. But if I'm under attack by a polar bear, I have more chances. I can run laterally. I can go right to left. I could go under. There's a lot of things I could do versus a polar bear. I could scream real loud at it.

You're on land. Scream loud. For the fire. There's a lot I can do. Okay, first of all, land. That is a loose term. You're on a big block of ice. But listen to me, that's my natural habit.

It's on land. If ice, ice is completely opposite from your natural habitat. You are not Slavic. You are not a Viking. You're, you're,

oh, wait, I'm from the, what? You're from the heat. I just want to do. I'm sorry. But I'm saying, if I'm,

I'm already at a disadvantage in the water. If the octopus doesn't get me, the water will get me. So I'm already at a disadvantage. I'm fine. You got to do this, right? The whole time,

you're in water. Punch that oxop on his head. It's soft and squishy. Get off. Beating. his and get to the surface. That's all you do. His head's like this.

Like you're needing it. The octahs his head. He's gone. He's like, ah, he's inking on himself. And then you swim up and you're gone. A polar bear, you're absolutely dead. Like, I'm good at thinking outside the box. I don't know how you win.

I don't know if you can. I would put my hand in the octopuses using as a puppet. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I guess the octopus. Turn that one to Jeff Donum start moving them. Ink, ink, ink. He's like, oh, fuck, falls down.

Okay, okay, okay, fair, right? I can't swim. But I'm saying if an octopus gets a leg, if they get wrist control. You are done, bro. You are good. Yes, if you run into Octo Normargo Medov, it might be a tough night.

It might be a tough night. It might be a tough night. If you run into Islam Maka Octaveh. You might be going to sleep with the fish. Now, I'm going to venture to say if you run into a second grade polar bear, if you run into an eight, an eight-year-old, an equivalent to an eight-year-old polar bear, you're done. No, sir.

No, sir. But I could kick, I could stop out an eight-year-old polar bear, which sounds crazy. Peyton, first off, no, no, no. An eight-year-old polar bear is full-size. I'm saying, in translation to human beings, like an eight-year-old polar bear. so itty bitty one yes he like you don't understand they're i want you i want you extend your thumb to your fingers as far as you can i do this all the time to see if i've ever gone past it i've never gone past it since i was like 14 anyway keep going

dude i now now hold on now hold let's take a sidebar let's take a sidebar real quick okay no no no i know i've got everyone's every every guys but i'm saying there's some days just better than other like what is that no no i'll sit down and be like come on Like I'm me Let's do it And it never Some days I'll be like Holy shit

And some days I'm like Man Do you ever Whenever you wait Can I eat bad What is this A lot of red forties Yeah

I killed some Swedish fish last night No Okay Whenever you do have your good days downstairs Do you go and show your wife Are you like Liv look? Oh no

No No Livy goes What the And then You ever Now I genuinely Hey Savannah by

Unbelievable. I want to say this for the laughter it will produce. I refuse to say it on the internet. I'm so sorry. You can take your imagination. Imagine what the scenario

you just asked. Where it's good? Where it's good with the following question. Hey, Liv, look at this. Yeah. And now I'm simply going to say one word, add it to that mix,

and you'll understand why I'm not saying it. Malachi. I don't get it. Please cut to his camera with that happened. This mother-brose store is A-CL. To Ray, to wrap it up off the measuring talk,

the polar bear is going to absolutely destroy you. Their teeth are this big. Claws are that big. I disagree. It's hundreds and hundreds. Like, it weighs eight times you. Right, I get that. But I think if we're going scientifically, not for the jokes,

oxygen is a problem under the sea. They can just keep you down there long enough. They get risk control. They get, they create ink. Payton, they blind. Shut the fuck up. The octopus doesn't know samba. They blind you with ink.

it's a whole bunch of stuff you don't even know about bro you don't even know about you don't even know about you ever you ever because you're well versed in polar bears like i've gone to a massage place and like it's one of those and i'm laying down and i thought there was one lady coming in and there was two i feel four hands on me 10 20 fingers that's you you're scared the fuck at me imagine an octopause you're sadly mistaken we're going to agree to disagree you're sadly mistaken i saw this thing online right i saw this screenshot on twitter and i genuinely want to know what you think about oh god dude now this is posted on world star it's oh no it says woman finally says yes to boyfriend who proposed 43 times in seven years oh according to reports luke windtrip proposed 33 times over seven years oh

According to reports, Luke Wintrip proposed to Sarah 43 times over seven years before months of dating, but later joked, he deserved a Guinness World Record for his persistence. How do we feel? Brother Luke? Lucas, let me talk to you. For you to say, you deserve a Guinness World Record, for his, what was that, persistence? you should receive a double record of your delusion and your commitment to something that clearly is not it. I have a totally opposite to take on that.

You're a sh-hmm. I think if you love somebody, you'll do whatever. He knew for seven years that he wanted her. No, no, you're not understanding how, he proposed. Yes. Every other month for seven years, That's what that equates to Quick math

That's what that equates to Yeah But He proposed in January She said no April or March No May, no

July, nope September, nope November, no January Nope For seven years For seven That is

That genuinely Like I'm not kidding That's one of the craziest stats I have ever heard in my life And she is a Like You break up No

After the second one, I'd venture to say that. You get two proposals to the same person. I'm just glad she finally said yes because I'm wondering what that dude would be like on the streets free. Like, if he gave up, if he gave up, what is he going to do? You know what I mean? Like, where does he go after this? I want to know what his line of work is.

Yeah. It's got it that. Cold knocking, cold knocking some doors trying to sell you some shit at cold sales. Oh my God. Door to doors? They're like, get out of her. He's like, no, I'm getting it. He's coming right in the door.

I'll see in eight years. I'll be here every guy. He goes, if you ever come back, I'm calling the cops next morning. He's like, oh, Reggie! He has to be the best salesperson of all time. Oh, no, he, if he, okay, several, several takeaways. And the fact that you, like, if you actually believe that, bro, there's no way. They did an article about it.

No, no, not the thing. Your take on it. You're a sick man. That I think he should be honored for his persistence and his love. I think love is so easily given up on in this day of age. No, I said she is a wicked woman And you said, no, no, she finally said yes I'm just glad she said yes, I'm fine

No, I think she saved the general population From him Like from him He is, he would have turned into the Hulk Yeah I am saying he is God bless you, sir Yeah, if you ever see this

He's, there's something There's something wrong And she, there's two routes for her Yeah She's evil or she's a weird fetish Like a weird Oh weird no fetish Like, no, no, no, no, no, no fetish, a proposal fetish.

Oh, so I keep asking me. Payton, I would argue, and I want to think of the severity. Yeah. I would argue your lineage doesn't have 43 proposals. Your f*** and, like, everyone that's lived to make you, it doesn't have 40. Well, we had about 400 years where we couldn't. Okay, but, and you want to know the crazy part? 400 years is like, what, 10 generations?

That's 10. This did 33 more, dog. 30 you're not like that he's he asked her and okay now if they're if he's popping him over some waffles in like a biscuit then yeah go to hell that doesn't count that's what i was going to say if he's doing real proposal exactly was after try number four did the severity of the proposal asking go down or was he going above and beyond every single proposal insert the kink or the fetish yes because she loves me and ass she loves the oh oh from all the bystanders oh oh oh and she's just like And she wants a bigger and better one.

Right. Imagine like, imagine every time he's like, I got to reinvent 43 proposals. Like, so he's like, I'm going to get a plane in the sky with the, with the clouds. I'm going to hire a marriacci band. I'm going to hit a strike. It's going to say, will you marry me? Right. And then think for every time he thought it was the time she says, yeah.

So he's hiring a photographer. Oh my God. He's spent, he has spent $100,000. Yeah. He's easily six figures in the can. I genuinely want to know what people think about this because I, I think it's honorable. I think it's wrong on both sides all over 360 degrees no matter how you look at it. Well, I guess we'll leave it in the comments. What do y'all think?

Now, I am going to read word for word what y'all say about that because there's no, there's genuinely, I still, that's unfathomable that you're fine with that. That is, that is nuts. This is an ad by better help. These days, it feels like there's advice for everything. Golly, like cold plunges, gratitude journals, screen detox. But how do you know what exactly works for you? With the internet and information overload about mental health and wellness, it can be a struggle to know what's true and what actions to take these days. Using trusted resources and talking to live therapists can get you personalized recommendations

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past phrase. It's not called a pass word because it's a whole phrase. When you get crypto wallets, they literally give you 12 random words. No correlation. It's not a sentence. Oh, okay. And that's how you log in. Okay. It's like duck, couch, orange, esophagus. guess. Okay, so instead of one password, you get 12, you get 12 words like a phrase. So he had a, the pass phrase, and there's no two FAA. Like, when you open a wall, it literally says you can never get this again. Like, you have to write it down, you have to save it, you cannot call, you can't use your

social, you can't use your ID, you, no one will ever get this. Oh, so you forget it, you're, he put it all on a hard drive, lost the hard drive. Oh, God, he had a Cody. He's been searching. Oh my God. It didn't hit me at first. He did. He's been searching for 10 years for the hard drive.

And he finally came out and said, he gives up. No. Nine, okay. So $900 million? $900 million. He's a billionaire and he lost it. If he finds something that is this size, he is a billionaire. And he officially gave up.

because it was either 10 or 12 years that he's been searching for it. Yeah. So I brought that up, A, to give you the fact, B, to ask you a very simple question. I'd have given up a while ago. Not on the hard drive on myself. Oh, no.

Oh. That, now, I'm losing a... Now, you should have saw me after we almost lost the dock footage. If I lost... No, it was scary in this office. No, if you lost a billion dollars. If I lost a billion dollars,

I would become the fucking joker, Cam. But you don't understand me. Like I Kim Kim my life I would give my life to a life of crime No one

No one in my life Would have a good day Okay If you're around me You're never having a good day Okay But you have to answer The counterpart first

Okay Because that was gonna be The second question Okay My first question Would have been To what extent What would you have done

To try to find This billion dollar high drive Like to what extent Would you have gone Listen, I would flip every rock in Desert Cactus to find this. Cam? Cam, what would you have done? I would burn cities to the ground to find this guy, a billion cam.

Put $200,000 on that damn hard drive, cam. I don't think you're, you're, there is not a billion dollars. The B, Cam, there's things I can't even say on the internet. what I would do I would become I would become a top level CIA threat Lex Luthor

Cam I would be posted at the top of the Empire State Building at night looking down at the world for the I would become

a daredevil for this guy oh man the craziest part about all this this is this actually happened to a

I wouldn't have a wife I wouldn't have food I wouldn't have a wife, my kid wouldn't have a dad. Let's just start there. Wouldn't have a wife, kid wouldn't have a day. I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't sleep. Yeah. I would be, I would, I'd turn into Schmeagle.

I would be deranged. Yeah. A billion dollars. That, like, that is, that's incomprehensible. Honestly, is he the worst human being ever? He sucks. I die. I just kick him while he's down.

He sucks. Because how the fuck do you put a billion dollars on a hard drive? and just lose it. Okay. Dude to be 18 saves in my house. Now, I'll give him grace because there's,

like, so that same thing happened to me nowhere near a billion. Like nowhere, it wasn't even a thousand dollars. Yeah. I put, uh,

wait, it was a couple years ago, uh, as like a meme coin or an alt coin came out, whatever. My friend was like, I tried his first time,

very skeptical. I wrote the shit down on a notebook, which got lost in moving. Right. I put it in my notes on my phone, which got broken at the gym

by Sanj and Kaluke. Yeah. So when I went, through the phone everything transferred except my notes so i lost that so i can understand but the fact that he honestly i just can't comprehend y'all are dumb people like you are dumb in him the fact that you're putting a password a passphrase 12 words 12 words that you can that you need to have like you can't change it you can't do anything where the hell else would you put it outside you have to physically have that and we're like tangible i had it written in a notebook on my desk

but when we moved that's what i said like it disappeared i would literally If I had that, I would literally cut a hole in my wall with a sticky note behind the drywall. And if I wanted to get to it, I'm going to have like a Pablo Escobar type of house where instead of there's being cocaine bricks in the wall, it's my password. There's a sticky deal. Dude, for like it's that's, that is unbelievable. I also want to know, I want to go look see if he did like an interview or something because I saw the article that he came out and said he officially ends his search. Yeah. And people were joking in the comments.

and they're like, hey, what was bro zip code again? Like, they're going to go try to find this. No, yeah, that's what I'm going to go search for this. Bro, but I was like, he, like, jokes aside, he probably is a level of sadness that we don't understand. And we're making jokes, but I genuinely, I feel horrible for him. That is the, that's bad pain. That's like, that's like saying you had the formula to like a Tesla car.

Or you, or you had, like, you had the world in your hands, you lost it. And you just went, oh, and I fumbled some, tens in my line. And I didn't get out of bed for, months, dude. And, and I still sometimes ponder on those. I, every time I think of Tampa, Florida, I'm like, God. Oh You have nightmares Yeah, dude I got something in there

That will live with me For the rest of my life Oh my God Oh my God My wife thinks I'm cheating on her I forgot to say that What?

My wife yeah Like not like Actual Like hiring a P.I. Whatever She's doing her makeup In her Vanity

Right And she's just talk Just yapping to yap Yeah And she goes Mm You know what This is babe

I go conceal her And she goes Mm A little fast And I literally go yeah she goes all right rare beauty i think she said it was either rare or raw one of the two rare beauty whose brand is it now i literally had no clue and i threw a random guess but i threw it fast and yeah with the hopes that the dart landed on the bull's eye what you say and i said

selina gomez and she literally went she literally went like this imagine this these stuff that's in her hand she went she dropped them she went and turned around and my dumps in there just scrolling and she goes what was that

I go what it's not her I don't know I don't even know who makes that I don't know it is her and I went

oh shit really I was like that's pretty cool she was no it's not yeah no it's not who you've been hanging out with and I go Peyton it's just like

no you idiot what girls and I go Liv are you are you really like turning 17 right now I don't have a girl friend. I don't have a side chick. It was a

shot in the dark. And it hit. And she goes, I guarantee you can't do it again. She pulls up another one. I go like Ariana Grande. I was completely wrong. She goes, so how did you know about Celine? And she was serious. And I was like, Liv, I'm not doing this

with you. She was like low-key, irritated. And I tried to tell her. I was like, babe, I don't know what you want me to say. It was just random. She's like, I'm going to find out. No, Cam. Okay, honestly, I'm starting to raise some question, Sue. No.

What's the name? No, it's, there's no one. No, it's, there's no one. No, there's, literally no one. I even know Selena Gomez had makeup. There's, and I think just subconsciously, like I heard Liv say it before. No. I'm dead.

Cam, sometimes you forget what episode number we're on. Like, you, like, there's no way. That's a repetition thing. Like, oh, my God, it's all fusing together. Yeah, so when you had one hot night outside of Liv, that's stayed in there. No, or one conversation where she goes, Selena Gomez making makeup. I go, what the fuck? And then it just sticks to me for him.

No, Cam, because even I, I'm starting to race. some questions. And honestly, you're dumb instances like that. Like there's times where Cam just says dumb shit around his wife. There is. But I know it because I know her heart, she knows my heart, and we joke and we love each other. Right. But now

there's times like this when all that joky joke stuff is starting to... Oh, she definitely wasn't joking. She was like, not hurt, but she was like, what the hell? I don't know. I think this causes for a little court. I don't know. This might be YSK court. Oh, you could ease... I mean, hell, if we had A.C. She could come up here, bring Bubba. He could be the judge

He's like He takes a gavel No but honestly I mean The thing about the strip club That was If I went to a strip club Oh okay

That was yes Yes that was Goala club Let's go over to the Patreon Oh Kim All right I think that was one of the best episodes We've had in a long time

I really didn't enjoy that episode Bro that was By far How much money? For what You'd cheat on your wife with me Like little boy butt A little bit of boy butt

Oh, with you With like with you Like I'm cheating on her with you You're fucking me I thought you made you and me are going out I could never And I'm cheating on my wife I'd say that's that's it conference

With you give me 10 racks We'll call it a night I got 10 racks for you right now No literally go to Chase Gold Bandit and I'll say Hey I'll go play some video games or something And I come back limping Oh

Oh man This I mean this was I can't work out six years in Malica. This, this, man, this, oh my God. Dude, I got, I got to, like, stop. Like, I don't think of that in the moment because I'm very present and I love it. But, man.

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