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guys we love you guys we love you guys we are so happy to be here on to the rest of the episode yes come on the you should know podcast we got co-host camp back in the studio yeah happy great take that push take oh oh oh oh hey bub hey bob how are you that was great That was great? Thou is great. Thou shall not say you're not great. Thou shall not steal. Stolen makes a good meal.

Meal, cook it twice, double the deal. Ooh, double the deal. I'm eating an orange peel and then I'm gonna go get an envelope. Lick the seal. Lick the seal, put it on a squirrel's back, rips his hair, then he squeals. Woo! Howie Mandel, what's the deal?

Yeah, I'm gonna go in... Man. Shut up! Oh, whoa. We got co-host Kim back in the studio. He said, you don't help with my cypher. You don't help me. How are you?

No, no. To hell with the How Are You? In the intro, you said we went across the country. We did. And I literally was flabbergasted because my body did not go across the country at all. We just took a trip together. When we went two states over. To the sea.

Two states to the right. Well, it depends on the... No, no, if you want it, it depends. It could be one state. You only cross through one state. To go from Texas to Tennessee, that is technically across the country. And we're not going to start with yelling at each other. We're going to keep our indoor voices.

We can keep indoor voices all you want. That's not across the country. It depends on a route. So you're saying every plane goes the same route? We took aeroplanes, didn't we? Yeah, we did take an aeroplane. A lot of turbulence on the way there. They're holy...

I mean, I started praying hard. I said, oh, no, I said not right now, please, please. Yes, and my, and we're going to get to, because it is across the country. That's not across the country. On the way, me and Cam went to Tennessee this weekend. Yes. Right. And we took a plane there, a lot of turbulence, right?

And so it happened, not at the beginning of the takeoff. It was kind of like beginning to mid-flight. Ah, no, beginning. I would say it's beginning to mid-flight. But it wasn't right at takeoff. I agree with it. Yeah, so beginning to mid-flight, right? And so I already got, I got this.

my second double tequila soda because i got one when i was boarding and then i got one when we took off right beautiful so i'm i'm about to get four shots you're about four shots into that old bloodstream right it's hidden jet fuel and so we we were turbulent and it wasn't like turbulence like oh you're shaking it was one of those your g forces oh yeah like oh no you're sitting there and it went yeah i said horror movie you heard a couple oh oh a couple okay now you being right behind the pilot it might not have been as bad me in 33D. Yeah, yeah. It was pretty scary.

Yeah. Other was like, gah! Like, our, the whole plane was shaking. You were up there probably like this. Oh, oh. Oh. And so my thing was, I was with, thou shod that not be named.

You went with Voldemort. I was with pretty Voldemort. A beautiful Baltimore. I was with a very pretty Voldemort sitting right next to me. And this person doesn't fly often. So the turbulence was something. scary to this person and I was trying to be betty bad and act like I I was a scared inside petrified little girl yeah inside oh squeezing my nuts toes and butt what oh and so so

Voldemort was grabbing me like on my arm like ooh protect me I said if this goes down ain't I can do about it you're dead I don't know what to tell you exactly I said I really hope you You know, if they, if those pop, you're on your own. It is you versus you, me versus me. I'm getting my, I'm not even looking at you. I said I've known you for a couple months, huh? You know, you're not a wizard heavy. Bro.

This came in this world without you. What? No, no, no. I have more. Oh, go. No, don't you break that. It was, I was saying, I was trying to be Betty. And so I had the double tequila soda in my hand.

And I was, I was like, okay, I'm a show that I'm not scared. So they were grabbing all on to me like this, and I was like, it's no, I was just going to last on the hill pill, man, right? And so I took, I chugged the whole double tequila soda. Worst idea I've ever had. It got to the point cam where, you know, I have a lot of pride. So I'll fake it until I make it. It was to a point, I went and grabbed the throw up bag in the front, and I was, I swear to God, I was holding on to it. I was like, hey, I was like, I'm going to throw up.

This is, and she, like, I could see her, like, lose respect for me in real time. She was like this. She goes, oh, my God, I wasn't even going to throw up. She goes, you little pansy? Yeah. You're sitting there like, oh. Yeah, so that's what started this. And by the way, throughout this episode, it's going to be one of those episodes.

Oh, I'm feeling. It's in the air. Where me and Cam have a lot of stories from this weekend. Oh, yeah. It's in the air. And I'm very excited to. to talk about something, some things some of y'all already might have seen. I have another incident of being on the internet.

So we're going to get into a, what were you going to say? Before we talk about how it's clearly not across the country, like it's factually not at all. Depends on which route you go? It really doesn't. But I had something that happened. It's all, two states over. Depends on the route.

Plains go different routes. Yes or no, Cam? Yes. Did we have a hangover in Boston? First of all, you don't do hangovers in the sky. Those are a layovers. Layovers. I'm like, were we drunk in Boston?

I was. I'm just like, oh, oh. No, we didn't have like singular layover. Kim, how do you know which way we went? Did you route it from your window? Where you're like, mm, that's Mississippi. You're caught up on planes go different routes. They do.

That's true. So do cars, right? If I drive from Texas to Oklahoma, It's different. Texas and Oklahoma are connected. Texas and Tennessee aren't. If I drive from Texas to, what's one state over? Kansas.

That is two states over. It's two states over. Don't take the title. Stop, man. But I'm saying, I'm sorry. I'm saying like the... It doesn't... Matt, you're caught up on the direction of the plane.

So you're saying there. I'm telling you it's two states over, no matter what plane you get on. It's two states over. That's not true. How is that not true? You can go through, look, let me pull it back because I don't know my states.

No, no, you can go through multiple. Yeah, so you can go through Louisiana to Mississippi up to Tennessee. You can go like this. Yeah, did we do that? Absolutely. You don't know. We went from Dallas to Nashville.

I'm not saying we stopped anywhere, Cam. I know we didn't stop. I'm, you're, okay, look, if I am driving to Oklahoma, right, but I decide for whatever reason to go through the entire coastline of the country. Driving and flying are different because there's different planes, there's different routes, there's cloud temperatures, there's cumulative clouds, Celsius clouds, Red Bull clouds.

There's all kinds of clouds in the sky. I am using your literal same argument against you. How? If I am going to Oklahoma but I decide I want to go through Louisiana and then I want to go through Mississippi and then start tailing back up, maybe I touch a little Nashville, maybe I say hi to a little Broadway, Broadway girls, huh? And then I come back around through all Arkansas, then maybe I slide up to Kansas. Then I hit Oklahoma. That doesn't matter because it's not across the country. It is touching my border. But we're not touching the border. Tennessee is one state away? No, it's not. We're not touching Tennessee camp. We're not. It's one state away.

That would be the next state. Sure. Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee. Yes. So we have to go through one, meaning it's two away. You can get to Tennessee without going to Arkansas. It's going through on the sky. I'm just saying there's different routes. And I think, I don't understand what the big problem is. Cross country is Florida to LA. Oregon to New York. Says who?

The country, if you're crossing it, like you have to cross it, right? You're not going to, if I say I'm going to go on a jog through my entire neighborhood and I go to the next house over, I didn't jog the neighborhood. You went to cross the neighborhood. I went the next state. state or house over.

But if you cross... Geography is who says. I feel like if you cross borders, you went across the country. I'm just saying, you're getting caught up on semantics and I'm not semantic Sammy. You are literally semantic Sammy,

Samantha Samuels and herself. You are the king of semantics. You are semantics. Peyton's semantics, Stefan Hardin. That's you. You are semantics. Well, in the comments, Define a cross.

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Right. So D is an aisle seat because there's ABC and there's D. Right. So you're in the aisle seat. So I'm sitting here in the aisle. The turbulence is going crazy and lives right next to me. So I reach over and I grab her leg. Oh, sweet man.

I reach over and she's like, hey, babe, you're good. Like we're all good. It's turbulence. Don't be afraid at all. And she's sitting there. She's like, oh, she's like, shut up. I'm not afraid. I'm just, f***ing.

I was like, oh my God. Okay, well, don't throw up on me. Actually, don't even look at me. You'll be okay. during this turbulence flying all over the place I'm looking down watching my phone and I literally have an entire human being's hand

grip my thigh the person next to me goes literally like and I'm not exaggerating no way the woman next to me goes and grabs my leg and I went oh and I look at because I'm like my wife's here

who the fuck are you and I look at her and she's sitting next to her husband. So I'm not, and I swear, I've been waiting. So that was the first thing. I had that written down so I didn't forget it. Oh my God. Before I even got off the plane.

Oh my God, y'all swung on a plane. Oh, my God, you looked over, she had an upside-down pineapple on her chest. Oh my God. And then I looked down it and I've never wore a day in my life, but I have a fake pineapple tattoo. And I'm just like, oh, my guy knew you looked at the husband. He's like, oh, go for it.

Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. So let me get my camcorder. I'm just kidding. Okay. He goes, God, man. He is a little pretty little boy.

Okay. Back to reality. And a black white. We can cross off a couple boxes, Darlane. That's my new favorite movie, Cucks on a plane. I love it. These cucks off my mind. I used to love watching that movie.

Anyway, okay, back to it. I'm talking big grip. And I immediately, because like any normal human would, I, like, can't even hide it. I went and look at it. Right. Beats are on. I can't hear. I slide the ear.

And I go, uh, and she goes, I'm so sorry. So sorry. A lot of turbulence. Just so much turbulence. I'm so sorry. It was just like a natural thing. So I, no benefit of the doubt, I'm like, whatever. Like she was scared.

She's in the middle seat. She doesn't have like something she can hold on to. She just grabbed. Sure. Exactly. Pretty much. Right. I was just kind of being nice.

Like, oh, no, you're fine. you're fine. Her husband did not like it at all. Oh my God. They start arguing about her gripping my leg right next to me. Literally me wife husband. He's like, what he goes, what happened? And he was like a cool guy because we were talking like while we were seen before he took off. He goes, what happened? And so at this point, I see his face. I hit, I pause my movie. So I have a beat on, but I can fully hear. And I'm just like just listening. She's like, no, I just I accidentally grabbed his leg. She was like, why the hell are you touching him?

Oh, yes. I'm just, you know, like, oh, what are you going to say? What are you going to say? What are you going to say to him? And I'm just sitting there, get in. What are you about to say? And she goes, no, I told him. I said I was sorry.

I just didn't mean to, but I grabbed him. He was like, what did you grab? Oh, what did you grab is crazy. No, what'd you grab is crazy. What did you grab is wicked? What you grab is crazy, valid answer question? She did not grab my Jack Lynx, right? And I don't have beef jerky.

you know what I'm saying. I got that beef and cheddar. Babe, there is a snake on this point. Yeah, that motherfucker is in 33D. But he's, I'm not kidding. He goes, what did you grab him? She was like, what are you talking about? I accidentally grabbed his leg.

I already apologize. It's over. Why are you touching other men? Literally into this like five minutes. Holy shit. The point where I was so uncomfortable. Yeah. I just said, I can't do this actually.

Yeah. I started watching my movie again. I was like, I was like, I've, I've, overstayed my welcome. I've read the room. This is now serious. Goodbye. And I just went right back to my movie. Holy shit. Dog. It was it was nuts for real. No, if dude, you are, I'm glad you saved it to tell me on the podcast, but if you would have told me as soon as we got off the plane, I'd have been like, which couple was it? Oh, I know. They weren't, they weren't even at bag. They weren't at the awful sentence. They weren't even at bag. They weren't even at the baggage

claim. Oh, God. I was like, I was like, I was like, God, I just got to point to them and be like, wait till we record and I'm gonna tell you something about them but I couldn't see him I would have walked right up to the girl like you like my man and the picture in your head yeah guarantee they looked like the just most generic regular generic couple nothing nothing different about yeah bro it was nuts that's a crazy start to the trip wicked crazy start to the trip man well we we got to Nashville right we went to Nashville for Kane brown's Halloween party was great great slash birthday party slash birthday party yes Great and Martha

Fantastic Yes But great party But we go into the Airbnb Right And I mean I mean Wilde this intro to Airbnb

I've ever seen Oh yeah So like I said I'm with Maybe a significant other on this trip There we go Voldemort It's me and me and

You're in Voldemort Significant Other Voldemort Right that she'll not be named. I'm a gentleman. Very much a man that's gentle. Mama raised me right. Father raised me right, right.

Father raised you little too right. So, you know, we're coming from the airport to the Airbnb. I got my suitcase. I got her suitcase. I'm like, hey, you don't carry a bag around me. You don't touch door handles. You don't carry nothing around me. Let me.

That's where you already messed up, Mr. Hoo-hoo. Yeah. When you started packing, I said, Liv, we're sharing a suitcase. Take your half, if it doesn't fit, you don't bring it. I said, Uber leaves in 20. That's crazy. She was like, which one do you want to take? I said, oh, no, we're taking one.

Yeah, I said, there's no need. Well, I get four free checkbacks. Oh, whoa. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you fucking bring more. Hey, dude, bring it in to one if you want. It's free. Literally don't pay.

Just bring it. I get it for free. Why not? You never know. I literally might buy 50 pounds from the mall. We'll be good to go. And guess what? On the way back, free.

Yeah, I love that. So she brought a suitcase. I brought a suitcase, right? I take it out of the Uber black. I take it on... I'm f*** with y'all. I'm joking. No, I'm joking.

You go, after I'm joking. I tip him $100,000 cash. This is an ongoing joke between us and the friend group, and I don't like it, all right? I don't like it's not true. Well, change it. I'm just kidding. I go, just get in the fucking carola for once, one time. So, well, we had too many people.

That's why. We had too many people. So I pull the suitcases out of the truck, right? Yes. Her suitcase is heavy, right? She has makeup and-y-you-all-you-both-packed, like, heavy. Yeah, because we're dripped out. Yeah.

So, you know what I mean? We don't wear that. He pulls out his louis bag. Look at the shorts, me. I know. He goes, we don't wear a . That. He goes, I don't know if you ever weighed a diamond.

They're kind of dense. This is stupid. You can get the 50 quick. It's a bad joke. It's a bad joke. That's not true. Anyway, I pull the suitcases out there. Two heavy suitcases, right?

We walk into the Airbnb. There's no first floor of this Airbnb. There's only like one room in the garage. It's like a townhouse. that is built straight up. Straight up. So when you walk in, you're met by stairs. And I said, okay, I've got to carry these bags,

these two suitcases up the stairs. Fair amount of stairs. Probably like 10 stairs. 10 steps. Probably like 10, 12, yeah. So it was easy. Boom, I'm lugging it. I'm hitting the wall.

50 each hand. Yeah, I'm hitting the wall, 50 pounds on each hand. Go, go, go. I'm like, we're not getting the security deposit back on this house. I get up, boom. I'm on the second floor. Panting. I'm like, oh, wow.

That was heavy. I'm looking at the second floor. There's no rooms. Just beautiful living room kitchen. And like a little game area. Game area is all just open content. So I say, I got to see where the rooms are at. Oh.

I turn this corner to where there's an arrow pointed. There's literally a sign on the wall with arrows pointing this way. So I said that has to be the direction I'm going in. I turn. turn this corner, and I literally, instead of this person's name, I'm gonna say Voldemort. I literally turn the corner, I go, oh, fuck you, Voldemort. It was so, so loud.

My d-I'm over there trying to turn on the TV and I hear that, and I go, what the hell? And I go and turn that corner. And I see what he saw, and I started crying laughing. It literally looked like it was a prank. Like, it was, I kid you not, like, 50 steps. No, it was pointed straight up. Absolutely ridiculous how many steps this was.

I think there's, there has to be an elevator in this house for this to make sense. It was insanity. It was like, and I don't even know if we got a picture of it. I might go to the Airbnb booking. No, I think I could be wrong. I think Voldemort took a picture. Okay. Of just you standing in front of the staircase to heaven.

Yeah, no. I think she might. Like I literally could have saw Jesus Christ. If I went to the top of those stairs. It was honestly a little disrespectful. Like, because the first one to get from level one to two was like, like you said, maybe like 12. Wasn't crazy. You turn that corner, it is easily like 20 steps to the third and there's another like 20.

It was nuts, bro. It was so funny. He really saw that knowing he has to carry two 50 pound fully loaded suitcases. Dude, it is bullshit. You Baltimore. Screamed it. He let go. He said, oh, no, dude.

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Okay, we're going to sprinkle it throughout the episode. I have to tell you something that happened to me once we got back at a grocery store. Okay, so you went to, okay. Now, I'm going to start this off, and you need to let me finish, but I'm going to start this off by saying, A, this is an educational moment for all of us. B, I meant no harm whatsoever. see here we go. No, Cam. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. It is. It's educational and I'm dead serious. I go to Kroger. We get back from the Nashville trip. My wife, she goes to the doctor, boom, strep throat.

She's down and out. I'm like, so I go to the gym. She hits me with a grocery list, babe. Can you please pick this up? I said, oh, of course I love you, sick girl. I stop at Kroger. It's weird, man. I go, oh, of course I love you, sick girl. I'm just kidding. What the hell is? Sorry to the audio listeners. Oh, oh. Do you think, like, some people listen to this with, like, their parents in the car, and they just heard me go, um. Probably.

That was like a... Yeah. Anyway, continue with your story. Okay, so I'm going through, and one of the things my wife requested was a loaf of sourdough. Okay? Very normal. So I get into this bakery section. There's all sorts of breads and donuts and for whatever reason.

I'm having, like, the hardest time finding sourdough. And I'm like, I know they have it. Sourdough. I can't find it. Corner in my eye. I see a worker. Oh yeah. He's working at Croker.

He's literally unloading, why are you? You're doing something with your jaw. There's a lot of lower jaw movement from you. I see this worker and he's literally unloading bread. If it was a regular person, I probably wouldn't ask him, but I'm like, you're in the bread section, unloading bread. So I go, and I have my AirPods in, by the way. So I go, hey, excuse me, bro.

Literally just didn't hear me nothing now. Now you're gonna make me. make me, I can't laugh on saying this, hold on. Cause you're gonna make me really, you're gonna make me not appreciate the fact that I'm sharing this. Oh, okay. I go, Say it, man, you gotta get, you gotta rip the Band-Aid off.

Oh, yeah, here we go. Hey, excuse me, sir, do y'all have any sourdough? No response. He doesn't look at me. And I go, hey, hey, man. Sir. Sir. Sir.

He's not looking at me once. He's not paying attention to me. So at this point, I'm like, what the fuck? Like, why is I, like, am I doing something wrong? So I take a step to the guy. He looks me in my eye. Like, he only just kind of moves his head like this. And I go, hey man, do you have any, like, do you all have sourdough?

And he goes, I was like, I go, really? Opens his chest up, points to his badge. It says his name and then death. Now, now hear me out, because I'm not laughing at the situation. Real quick, audio listen. So now I have never in my entire life felt more like you in a moment. When I'm talking about instant sweats, instant anxiety panic attack, and I was so flabbergasted, not because he's deaf, my grandma was essentially deaf, because I felt so bad in the moment

and I did not know what was step two, right? Yeah, what do you follow up with? Now, this is the educational part. No, no, no, no. And I don't know what was in my mind. I really don't. For about three seconds, I started trying to, like, hand things to him. You tried to sign like with sourdough?

No, I wasn't doing letters, but I'm saying, no, seriously, I didn't mean it. I'm saying, like, I don't know the letters. And the educational part is don't try to. like play charades with a deaf person if you don't know ASL, because that's disrespectful to them. And that's unfortunately what I caught myself doing. No, because I literally was like, oh,

like, ah, I did a loaf of bread and did a cut motion through it. Hold on. This man looked at me and said, and I went, oh, oh, first of all, I went, oh, so sorry, continue to speak out loud. And that's terrible in itself. No, it's, you can read lips.

Okay, good. Well, then I went, oh, I'm so sorry. And then I literally went like this. I went. And then as I caught myself, making a loaf of bread and cutting it in the middle of the air, unfortunately, I was so panicked and, like, upset with myself.

I literally went like this to the guy. I went, and legit took off and walked away from. Didn't say a word to me. You know, you know what you could do? Hold on. You know what you could do? And I'm dead. You know what you could do?

That's what you could do. I am so serious. Oh. What the f***? Look how he smelled sourdough. What the hell? Are you serious? You smelled sourdough with a W?

What? It's laughed, you. That's how you smells sour. How do you smell sour candy? Power candy, you f*** moron! Stupid! You go, imagine now in that scenario, you go like that, and he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not, but I'm saying what?

No, but you should, yeah, okay. No, but yeah, crazy moment. That's serious, too. That's horrible. No, it was terrible and I suck, but I'm saying I felt so much like you. so much like you. Asl, I think it's important. Bro, now, ASO would be good to learn.

Not the most important second language for me to learn personally, but it would be, it'd be cool. See, oh, come on. I could, I could, man. No, no. No, I could say something.

We don't have to, though, right? We don't, but I can. But we don't, we shouldn't. No, because we're doing good. It'd be really, no, it's okay. No, it's okay. I'm sorry. Dude, yeah, but, okay, learning.

I almost. Nope, well, you gotta have to mute it. But this is the thing. You should have just typed it out. Now I did have a mispronunciation. Yeah, you said, you gotta eat sourdough? Sewer dough, yeah. I never even, I don't even know what sourdough is. To be honest, I've never eat that type of bread. I'm not a bread type of guy. You definitely had sourdough first. Never had it. Have you ever, have you ordered like an avocado toast from a restaurant?

No, I've never had avocado toast. I don't like avocados. That's true. He says, it tastes like, it tastes like clean penis. I'm so proud of you for saying that. Well, from the ladies I've dealt with this. First question I asked him. I said, did you just tell me guacamole tastes like clean penis? He goes, yes. And I go, okay, we're going to reverse engineer this one.

Well, listen, how does it taste like clean? Because, let me tell you, let me tell you, it's because women I've dealt with, they, whenever we've gotten places for breakfast and they've got an avocado to, I go, they say, do you want some avocados? I said, no, I don't like it. I don't like the taste. And they said, oh, it tastes like clean penis. And I go, oh, okay, I'll take your word for it.

Now, I wouldn't mind, like, doing a science experiment on it. Like, sure, if you, like, if you paid me, like, if it was like a survey, you know how they they, they pay you, no, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, and there's like, there's like, there's like, no, no, no, no india. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying, like, you know how that you can do, like, surveys like, like, sleep test and like Netflix test, like movie tests. Like, yeah, I'll take a guacamole. You go, as long as I'm given the accurate resources and paid for my time, I'm good.

Yes, I'm, I'm, I back science. So let's, how does that worry? There's a bowl of guac and a bowl of gawk and a bowl of greg. And I'm like, I'm like, oh my, my. The amount of sweat that man has under his arms. It's disgusting. The guacamole. The title of the episode, The Glockomole.

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Cam, you will never. I never outflirt me. I know, I know. I don't know why I try. Because I mean it when I say it. Yeah, you also can say certain things I can't. What? The N-word?

What? Yeah. I mean, no, not, no! Not that, but I'm saying you have a repertoire that I'm not allowed to say. Like, what are you not allowed to say that I can say? I can't say it. Give me a subject. I'm not allowed to.

Wait, give it whisper to me. No, here, it whispered to me. Oh! You guys whisper it to me, like right here. Whisper in my ear. Just wait, like, whisper it. Really, really, really pronounce it, right here. Wait, that's things I can't,

are this because your wife? What? Like, because you're in a relationship? Oh, no. Then what? Race. Oh, I said the N-word. No, no, no, I know.

But you said it wasn't that. No, I mean, there's a, there's a. It's there. Yeah. No, you just beat me flirting-wise. Yeah, I know, I'm good. Let's just talk about super quickly. You actually get to an uncomfortable level of flirting sometimes.

Do you think so? Oh, yeah. There's like, oh, you look good. Oh, you look great. You smell good. And then out of left field, you're like, I would binge you over and make it nasty. With you, yes. I only flirt with you like that.

Yeah, I mean, I like it. Sometimes it makes my cheeks red and I tingle. But outside it, like, someday. Well, you should get to communicate with me. Like, because whenever we were younger, that was your bag. That was. No, I do communicate with you, though. I tell you often.

I go, yeah, it was mean. You go, mean, is different. Oh, I can only communicate with the flirtation. I want to, yeah, I want to make Daddy feel good on the flirts. And don't do that, because we can talk about what happened literally an hour ago as soon as we walked in here. What happened? First thing, whenever we walked, I'm in the studio before Cam. Cam comes into the office, right?

I'm just sitting there doing stuff in my desk. He comes up to me, thrusts at me. It's 10 in the morning. He's thrusting at me. He goes, oh, man, I could just, I could just really kiss you right now. Now, that did happen. And I go, I did not know you're going that route. That absolutely happened.

Yeah. And I literally went, I looked at him. I was like, I didn't say anything because I don't like to speak that early. And he goes, no, man, I could really do it. And I'm taking steps away. And then he does that thing where he gets real in your face. And he kissed me right on the, right on like the L5, right there. We're really breaking down the fourth wall, aren't we?

All that happened. That's 100% factual. Yeah, I don't know what a way. There was something in his aura today. It was like glow. There was like a little gleam around you. I thought it smelled good, hair was good, black on black. Really, I mean, very white socks.

Like very white socks. Those socks are whiter than the shoe. Yeah, 100%. Your favorite. Now, what were you going to... No, that's Pierce's favorite. What were you going to say? I was going to say, speaking of grocery stores, I went to the grocery...

No, no, no, there's actually no need. That's your first... First of me. Speaking of grocery stores, I went to the grocery store yesterday. Okay. Right? Yes. Now, I only went to the grocery store for a couple things.

Like a few items, right? And I had a conundrum, right? Which was it? I had 12 items in my cart. Okay. All of the aisles, the checkout aisles, were packed except for the 10 items or less. And I really had a heart to heart, a me and Jesus moment of like, is this okay? So in that moment, do you ever respect the 10 items or less in grocery stores?

Say you have 15 items. Say you have 12 items. Are you still going to the 10 items or less? Are you honoring the system? Peyton, if I have 12 items, I'm picking up a pack of gum on my way to the 10 or less. And I'm calling it 13. You got me f***ed up. Really?

Absolutely. Is this wrong? Because at what point does it stop? Right? At what point is the cutoff of 10 items or less? Because, okay, it's all I test. If you have 12 mason jars of like 12 packs of mason jars are like pottery and stuff like that, yeah, yeah, you're not going. Your cart's full.

If you have a pack of tuna here, bottle of ketchup there. maybe a little slab of bacon you can make it so it's what's in the cart now how much is in the cart 100 percent so so say you had 40 little items are you still going to 10 items or less no that's impossible 30 little items that's impossible 20 little items 20 20 you're on that 20 you're on that 20 you're on that line so you have 20 little items you're going to the 10 items or less ah i wouldn't i wouldn't i have a little cooth i had i had 10 items and i still counted twice and then i found the 11 i didn't go i had 11 or 12 items in my cart yesterday and I did not go to I waited for 35 minutes in the regular

checkout I go that's where you decide to be a good Samaritan the 10 item or less line I think that's sacred territory no that's not sacred territory I think so you will you will literally cut up in traffic you'll roll through a stop sign you'll do whatever you please God forbid you have 11 items in a 10 item or less line because at what point that's your line because if you think about it at what point are you being a terrorist to society. At what point are you just being selfish? You know what I mean?

Because there has to be a certain cutoff. 12 is five. That is no one. The people that invented the 10 or less wouldn't give a shit about 12. Then they would say about 10 or less. They would have that little squiggly shit learning math class. About 10 or 12. No, they would say, because first off, where are you where it's,

where are you that still there's 10 or less lines? H.E.B. But they don't have, they don't. They do have. The world doesn't know about HB. They do have. Oh, now, okay, that kind of sways my answer. Right, okay, talk to me.

H-EB is glorious. Don't make it so specific to where people wouldn't know, but. Well, this store is fantastic, so that's why it changes my answer. But not really, though, in the grand scheme of things. I'm still, bro, you're tripping. You could pull a fastball. You could, oh, like, as you're getting in the line, I don't really know if I want these two. Oh, I only have 10 in my car.

I don't really know. Oh, B, B, B, done. Throw them in the back. No, that's wrong, because the honor store, the grocery store is a place to honor. No, it is not. The grocery store is one of the least honorable places there is. No, it's very honorable. Everyone on their shift.

You got 30 minutes for lunch. You got people taking two hours. Okay? Well, I'm not talking about the workers. I'm talking about the civilians and the establishment. We have to keep each other. It's like a dystopian society. We have to take care of each other against the higher regime.

What do you do to take care of people in a grocery store besides follow the 10 or less rule? Because I go the extra mile. I believe there should be a limit on self-checkout. There should be a limited amount of items. you're allowed to self-checkout. It is my biggest pet peeve in a grocery store when I'm going to the self-checkout and somebody's

whole week meal prep. They're doing it. Their whole cart is filled up and they're self-checkouting it. Why? Because I bag better than them. I am a descendant of Kroger. I live by the rule of strive for five. You've got to

strive for five items in one bag. These people take your chips. Put it in the bag. Oh, that's done. Oh, you're getting a singular Gatorade, one bag, that's done. Wait, you do it for the bagging? Yeah, I like bagging my own. Says whoever. Who has ever done that?

That's an ego thing. It's a prize. That's not an ego thing. That's complete resourcefulness. So you don't think there should be a- I go through a regular line? Okay, answer me this. If you go through a regular line,

you either have to put all your stuff up in categories, or if you put all your shit randomly, you're going to have one bag that's going to have your chicken, a Don Bisch soap, and maybe a pack of poker carts. Those don't belong in the same bag. But that's not the bagger's fault. That's the place you're on the belt's fault. If you got to place it on the belt, how you want it bagged.

You put the colds with the cold, you put the chips with the chips, you put the hardware with the hardware, and then it's going to be bagged accordingly. So it's your fault. So I'm doing the same thing and while I'm controlling how many things go in a bag. I'm just, instead of putting all my colds,

And then one bag, one little bag of shrimp ends up in a bag by itself. I'm going to put the shrimp with the cheese and the guac and the chicken and anything else cold, all in one bag. So are you not a part of the ilk that believes? I don't believe in ilks. Are you not a part of the people that believe there should be a limit on how much you can self-checkout? No, absolutely not. I think that's the whole point of self-check out. I think that's the whole point of those lanes.

If there's specific lanes that say 10 or less items, 15 or less, maybe not. But you don't even respect the 10 items or less. You just say you're in the ballpark. If you're in the ballpark. If it says 10 or less, you show up with a week full of groceries for a family of six. Yeah, go to hell. If you show up with 12, that's fine. I don't know.

I just disagree with you. That's strange. No, you're strange for making the grocery store your dystopian society. That's the one place I've on in his world. The one place that you're just like, I'm not breaking a single rule. Nothing. This episode is brought to you by Ridge. Kim, right here in my hand, I have the Ridge wallet.

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No, but I'll tell you, that's like my go-to. That's why I just think about all the time. I do it in my personal life. I go, that's my thing. I love doing it. Oh, he is, yeah. He's getting very close to just standing up. Yeah, he's getting a good core.

He's getting a good core. He still doesn't have a tooth. Yeah. No hillbilly teeth yet. You know what I might think about, let me not, I don't want to say that. I don't want to put that out there. Could I have a toothless kid. That's a thing.

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I'm Who is that Who is that What is that What Do we have fans here I think we have fans in the studio

Oh we're keeping all this What is that? Someone said we were just watching those videos Oh my god We have we have Take a mic over there Some take the hand out We okay right now

The studio is getting broken into We're good Oh my god Record record record record Oh my god Someone's asking him to be on the podcast Live on my god Somebody just popped into our studio

Bring that to us right Right now, Robbie, give me the video. Bring that to us right now. Right, give me the video. Did you record them? I want to send it to you. No, no, no, no, no, no, Pierce don't grab them. What is Pierce doing?

Pears, go over it. No, go over it. Grab, grab that mic and talk about what just happened. Oh my God. Family, this is a literal, turn them up. Turn them up. This is a unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable. Somebody just broke into the office.

Oh, my God, they're still here. They're still here. They're looking through the reflection. Oh, my God, they're looking through the reflection. Talked. No, no, no, I'm making ag attack with someone. I'm making eye on attack with someone. No, I'm literally looking into some of eyes. Okay, this is really, do I bring him in here?

No, this can't. Do we? Do we bring them? Wait, okay, what happened? Do we bring them? So what happened? I just, I heard, like, like, I did not bring them in.

That incentive people to. I heard, like, voices, which happens occasionally. But, like, we're at the end of a hall, so nobody ever comes down here. Yeah. Oh, my God. And then I looked in the mirror, and I seen somebody standing at the door. And I was like, what? Do we bring them in?

You do not bring them in. No, we can't bring them in. That incentivizes people to do you not. Okay, I know what I'm talking about. I'm literally looking at one of them, right? I'm looking. Okay, okay, okay, they're seeing me in the reflection. Okay, okay, this is what we do.

Robbie, that was a video, by the way, horrible . I didn't know what to do. So Robbie, go over there, record it sideways, and tell them to leave. Yeah, hey, you're the head of ops, go. Record it on your phone, so they can see, the audience can see, I am sideways, and tell them, you know that to go.

Yeah, we have to. This is, oh, go, go, go, go, go. No, this has to be on air. Oh my God, this is go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So, he's walking over.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he said, go over this. No, he said, no, he said, no, he said, no, he said, no, he said, not just a minute. I think, I think Robbie likes one of them. One of them's, one of them's right up Robbie's out. I saw the minute. Right up his out. Oh my god

We just art studios got broken into What do we not have my what? What? What? Whoa, whoa That's not good I'm seeing. Hold on. What the fuck is going? Oh, no, pierce wants to go see one. Are you being for real? No, no, no, no, what is happening here's are you okay? Oh my god, so dark outside What is going on? Oh my god, is this the end days?

What is happening? No, no jokes aside, Pierce are you okay? Or all jokes side of it. Pierce, okay, let's take a break. I don't think we can. I don't think we risk it. There's something that could happen. He's fanning himself.

Go check on. Take him there. Go, CJ, go check on here. Go take him. Go take him. Go take him. No, just go. No, just go.

No, just keep going on. Just in case. I don't know what. Pierce, speak. Are you okay? No. It doesn't appear. Someone. All right, we got to take a break.

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That was nuts. I think they're probably still out there. Yeah, if you see me like dancing. Hold on. Because they came. We blocked it. Yeah, that's true. So.

Paranoia. So, yeah, basically, we really still don't know what happened. That was, that was honestly, like, kind of crazy. Like, it was hilarious. It was nuts. I don't know how y'all found this place. Yeah. And I'm telling you, so through this wall, we can hear what's going on the other side.

Yeah. I just kind of heard faint, like, He was like, people were talking. I'm like, oh, okay, this is a busy office building. And it was like, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, do it's right here. I was like, oh, my God. And it was just like, they were legit right there. I was like, holy shit.

Yeah, and it felt like, because I am a little paranoid. And so there's oftentimes when I'm in my bed alone, I think I hear voices in the walls. And so I was like, oh, no, it followed me to work. And so it literally felt like there was a mouth coming out from this wall right here. And so, hey, how's it going? And so Robbie was taking this. occasional mid-office stroll, like mid-episode stroll. I saw him get up and just walk

over there and they were like, big guy. Some lady just screamed because she got caught. Yeah, and that scared me. And it sounded like it was in here. Oh yeah. And then we, and then to top all that off a little cherry on top, we almost lost Pierce. Yeah, Pierce almost died. Pierce literally got up. He was like, he was like, what do you want me to do boss? He said, oh. His poor heart, he's trying to get up and save he said what can I do oh whoa whoa he literally starts looking up he went what are y'all seeing oh he goes no I'm not this isn't good oh he literally took off and starts just walking off and I go pierce you all right he goes no yeah no that's why you that's where y'all last all we had to cut them off we gave him my saratoga water we cut the cams go over there we're giving

pierce water he's shirtless with sunglasses on yeah and he's literally like this he's they going oh he said i stood up too fast and there's some paparazzi's a lot of flashes i said what the hell just happened if you're in the patreon you know the work relationship that pierced cj and cj was literally like like kissing him rubbing the small of his bag he's like he said baby it's okay you're good and then pierce was like it was too much last night it's too much he said i don't know i just don't know but yeah please um don't Come to the office. Don't ever do that again.

How about that? That was fucking terrible. And I know, I mean, Robbie showed his true colors and like, no, no spine on him. No, there's a spine. He was trying to be very, he was trying to be the very correct and polite way, which we loved that. Yeah, but for, I feel like I don't even get to the 50. No. He goes, come back to him.

After that good old Cubs game. But okay, but we are going to move, we are in the midst of moving offices. We're touring our final tours this week. um we will have security outside so you won't be able to do that the next place or you will you will get you'll get sent to federal prison no no no but you will get trespassed you get trespassed and sent to jail so don't we don't want that boom don't want you to go to tv juvenile prison system is a scary pipeline the uh these stories about the criminal justice based system that i tried to do the law and order sorry bro it's not your thing no dude all right back to reality

Oh, there goes gravity. Oh, there goes rabbit. He choked. He's so mad. But he won't give up. I mean, no rhythm on the kid. That sounded like a, like, like, 1940s jazz. Okay.

You look, going back to Tennessee, right? Going back to, going back to Tennessee, he saw what I was trying to do. Going back to Tennessee, I got caught up in another on-camera moment. Oh, my God. Yeah, you did. And it's not, I, stop filming me in public. Now, let me say that, all right? Stop filming me in public.

I got recorded for a street interview, and you can see me. I'm losing confidence, man. You can see me having a panic attack during the street interview. Now, let me give a little backstory, right? Oh, please. I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm with my people. We're on Broadway.

If you don't know what Broadway is a street full of degeneracy and alcohol in bars. Right? And so I was, this was late at night. Mm. How late? Like midnight around there. Midnight one, right? So I am about 14 crowning coax and double tequila sodas in. I'm, you're glad I was a cross-eyed in that video. Can I be honest? I was drunk, all right? I was drunk in this video. Oh, we know. I clicked that. I said, oh, he's gone.

I said, I know my boy, he's tossed. I said his eyes are that little glazed thing His lips real wet He's gone He is gone So I'm walking down Broadway I see a camera in some lights I'm like oh they're filming something

Hopefully they don't see me They did Should you come here He go Me now I'm drunk And you know I'm easy Yeah you are you easy So I said yes sir

I go over To the street interview Even CJ's like P, don't. And I was like, I'm doing it. I'm going to the street interview, right? They already had a light going, but they pulled out a secondary big light.

It was the brightest light I've ever seen. Now, I'm drunk, so I'm not too stable on my feet. Oh, yeah. The street interview started on the sidewalk, safe from cars. If you watch the video, I'm in the intersection. I kept back into this intersection. There's cars coming by. Right?

So I'm drunk, right? Yeah. And the first thing, this kid asked me, he brings out this little mini mic, and I can smell the fingers. His fingers, you know, buffalo wings? They didn't smell bad. They smell like fresh polish. Oh.

Yeah, black nails. It smelled like fresh polish with a little microphone. Getting a hidden. Right. So he puts the mic right there in my face. You go, oh. And the first thing he asked me, what's the freakest thing you've ever done? Now, that should be a, I think that's a misdemeanor in three states.

Yeah, that should be illegal. You cannot ask somebody that. That's, I can't even say, what's your name? Didn't give a freakiest thing you ever done. Yeah. And so now, Peyton, Peyton is in panic mode. Oh, we saw it. Right?

I'm in, now I am freaking out. Oh, I know. There's, it's hard for me to get in panic mode when I'm drunk. So when I do, there's a lot of stuttering and there's a lot of blinking. A lot of blinks, a lot of sways. You said, oh, that freak is that. So you can tell there's a telltale sign that I'm anxious. My hands never left the pockets.

Not once in that video did you see handskin. I am in full panic mode. Now, he asked me that what's the freaky thing you've ever done? And it's a loud street, right? The street's loud on Broadway. There's thousands of people walk in. As soon as he said, what's the freest thing you ever done? Whole street went mute.

It's quietest street I've ever been on. There's now a curfew on Broadway. He goes, what's the freest thing you've ever done? Everyone else. No. They just turn and go, you can ask CJ, a mob of people started watching this street interview. Y'all don't know, but behind the camera,

there's at least 25 people going like this. who is that dude i bet he's freaked out let's see what he said yeah and so i'm like holy i have a picture they see j ad this there's a mob of people around he asked me what's the freest thing ever done hands in pockets now my answer i didn't want to really answer oh oh oh because oh because if you knew that oh you'd had a couple of documents come across your desk said FBI. Yeah, I mean, like, it's just, because, I mean, I, I, you can put your toes anywhere on me. So they asked me the freest thing I've ever done, and I don't know, because I'm not a, that is, that is a wicked question to pull. And I don't know you and you're in your, I smell your fingers and there's so many people here. So I,

resort to my mouth because I can, I know when I drink, I get tart mouth. Like, it's like a like bass. It's, it's weird. It's like chalky, you know what I mean? It's like my tongue could use some chapstick. So I was, so I was smelling, I was smelling dry tongue syndrome. And I was like, well, that's why I was licking my lips so much. My tongue was dry. I was, because my tongue could feel my tongue tongue. You said I got salmon tongue.

And so I talk about kissing people. with my tongue. And that's freaky. That's a big tongue. That's freaky. And then the second question he asked is, do you smoke weed? Now, what the lining of question is this? Who asked this series of questions? What's the freakest thing you do and are you a stoner? Like, what? I'm like, he doesn't even know my name. Yeah, that is, oh my God. So he asked me, do I smoke? That is a crazy line of question. And so my I wanted to be clear because I don't smoke cigarettes. So I said marijuana.

Like I wanted to make sure. You go cigarettes. I was like, I'm not. Oh, God. No, he's tanning right now. We gotta get off this. No, he's revisiting. It's PTSD.

Oh, oh, that's a little bit of vomit. A little bit. If you don't look down, yeah, I think I'm back on Broadway. I smell outside of Morgan Walons bar. Oh, big camera, big camera, big camera. So he asked me, do you smoke? And I said, uh, marijuana, and then they were laughing at me.

Yeah. And this is where the interview starts. to become borderline bullying. Right? Because I think they got a sense that I wasn't doing okay. Because they're like, ah,

no, this guy's unreal. And I was like, oh, I fucking drowned. You go, I am drowning in anxiety right now. You go, I can't see you. You're so fucking lucky.

You go, one more question. I'm jumping in front of God. They don't know, they're like, they're sitting there, oh, ha ha, this f*** idiot guys. You're just like, yeah, I'm losing it inside, man. And then the fuck goes, he was like, oh, this guy's PR train, PR trade. I was like, no, brother, I'm just, I can't breathe. And then, so to overcome, because I felt like I was failing his interview, so I gave him the most vulnerable

I said last time I smoked. I watched Frozen but naked because I felt like I disappointed him. So you think you're giving him, like you're throwing him a bone. Like, oh, I'm going to give you something funny. Now, in hindsight, they're just like, oh, this guy is crazy.

Like, this guy's literally insane. He smokes weed and gets butt naked and watches Disney movies. We need to leave this guy. So if y'all go... time you're just like this. Hands in pockets, you're like, dude, I got butt naked, watch Elsa. No, I'm having a great time. What do you mean? You smell my tongue to? Can you smell my tongue? You smell the seafood? He's like, hey, back it up, back it up. We got to get out

here. The whole mom's like, oh, oh, ah, oh. Okay, so y'all go on TikTok and y'all see that video. Just understand that that was where I was coming from, man. Oh, my God. It stopped filming me. Next time you got to say no. I can't. I don't want to let them down. And I was so drunk. I was so drunk.

Like, outsider looking in. I mean, I've watched it like five times now. I've watched it so many times. A lot of tongue and mouth it. Oh, oh, oh, me when I'm trying. A lot of stutters. I mean, there's a lot of them. There's a lot.

But I think the funniest thing I never fully honed in on Until this conversation, that should be an illegal line of questioning. He literally said, what's the freakyest thing you've ever done your life? And do you smoke weed? Like, who are you at the census? Now you're thinking about it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are you trying to get laid?

What's happening here? Like, what, how old are you? Where are you from? What's your name? We don't care about none of that shit. What's the freaky thing you can do and are you trying to smoke? And just imagine, guys, I kid you not. Y'all already saw the picture.

This happened in front of like a group of like 25 people. people, strangers. People were going up to CJ, be like, do you know who that he is? And then CJ was like, nope. That's how embarrassing it was. No clue. He goes, I think that's weird too, huh? What about y'all? Let's ditch him. CJ joins the other group, goes to another bar. He goes, y'all smell his tongue. They're going to start calling me salmon tongue now. Oh, man. Numb tongue. Oh, my God. So there's the backstory on that. If y'all see that video. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please leave.

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I had something literally happened to me. It's 2 o'clock, we'll call it, about five hours ago. So on recording days, I go to the gym before I come here, right? Right. And I've told this before. I shower, and I am not ashamed of anything. I do my full routine. I shower.

I'm in front of the mirror, deodorant, my fumes, beef tallow, my, everything, right? All that in the gym locker room. All that in the gym locker. So for me, it is a regular day. Finish my workout, go in there, take off all my shit, go crank my shower, get down to my shorts and my undies. Oh, nasty sight. A beautiful sight when you got a good pump.

Chess was real pumped today. Walk into the shower, right? Everything's normal. Now, mind you, there is a guy in the shower directly next to me. Okay. Now, is this divided? Can you see him? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This isn't prisoner football. No, no, there's full-blown stalls. Okay, so full-blown, everyone's stall. You can't see anything. No cracks, no weird curtains. It's like full, hard wall stalls. I'm showering. He's showering, right?

Now, I'm not talking, nothing. This guy's kind of like, kind of like, best way to describe is like mumbling to himself. Like, I mean, he's right next to me, and I can't make out words. So, like, that should tell you all you need. Like, I don't know what he's saying. He's like, like, like, kind of weird.

I don't know if he's, like, rapping under his breath. A little weird. So I'm showering. And all of a sudden, he drops apparently everything, because it was so many drop noises, so many things. When I tell you, one of his items slid under into my personal shower space, unacceptable, first off,

but the item that slid under to my shower to where I'm either now having to bend over at the hip with my ass up, no one can see it, or hit a little, hit a little, Hit a little ditty pop and go down and grab it like that. That's a nasty stance. You ready for it? Yeah.

Grape blowpop vape. This is ripping a grape blowpop vape in the shower, wrapping to himself, and it falls into my shower. Please tell what you did. I literally went, oh, oh, this is real? I was like, you're kidding. and the guy the guy

loses it oh no he's he's a peak addict oh no no no oh no no oh if he peaked I'm bringing down the wall and him I go you don't get to see him while there's no blood in him I go I take cold showers you do not get to see this no no but he goes

oh oh man sorry hey hey bro bro's is uh he's acting like he's acting like the word vape yeah is like literally Voldemore yeah I'm supposed to say he goes oh my uh uh is it over there

And I literally go, I'm like, uh, yeah, man, yeah. And he goes, ah, kind of, kind of awkward, uh, you mind giving it back? And I'm like, you're kidding. I'm like, I mean, yeah, I'm not just going to leave it. I'm like, you understand it's, it's soaking wet under running water. He goes, oh, bro, it's good, it's good, it's good. And I go, okay. So I, the only reason I did that is because that is the maneuver I hit, because I did not want

to bend over it. No, dog, no. I said, I said, no, have some respect. No, your booty hole is open trying to get another man's vape. There's another, no, no, you, you sucked in suds trying to help another man get his vise. No, no, no, that's crazy. But there's no one can see anything. It's not a good thing.

I'll say, yeah, I'll get it for you. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But no, I bend over, I grab it. You picked it up with your cheeks. So now I go, yeah, I go, yeah, I go. I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. But I grab it, and the guy.

he's like okay now this is gonna sound weird now y'all have to understand we can't control our height but in these shower stalls i i can see the top of this guy's head if i want to like let's just call it let's just keep a spade a spade let's just keep it above this is crazy i am i'm literally shoulders above the stall level and he's simply not he's probably the average man's height five nine five ten this is crazy so i so no no i i can't the stall is too like big enough i could never I mean, I'd have to, like, literally get on my tip toes. I'm talking about I can just, from where I am, I can look and see, like, everything.

So I see the top of this guy's head. Like a little, kid, I swear to God, it goes like this. He goes, oh, so, oh, you mind if you, can you grab that? I was like, yeah, you know, it's soaking way. He goes, oh, that's fine, fine, fine, it's fine, just get back. And I go, okay, literally this is all you see. He goes, And he's like, like, like, I'm like, bro, I would literally want to say out loud, like, calm down.

You need to, like, this is not a good look. He needs help. His hand goes, he's like, ghost reaching for everything. He's like, like a little kid. And I'm literally like this. And I just go, there you go, man. I do not. He didn't.

He goes, he goes, appreciate it, bro. And then, and then, and then, so look, so little look, it's like, it like, it like, with the Steve. of the shower, I'm sure you could conceal the shit, right? This goes, oh, appreciate, bro. Straight up like he's triple-h. He literally goes, and he literally goes like, he lost it. Oh my God, he thought the tide was severed forever.

Yeah, he's like, oh, God. He said, oh, my God, my baby. That is, that is probably the funniest story. is you've told it in the long as time, bro. It was unbelievable. And I'm not for his, whatever reason. I'm not going to describe the guy, but it is, I'll tell you all off camera, it's funny.

Oh, well, bro. Hey, hey, please quit your vaping. If you're vapid, just stop. I mean, that's, if you're going to that point, you're another man's son is all over here. If you're, like, like, literally, my juice was on his vape. My, juice was on his great blow pop. And this one goes, oh, no problem.

Like, like, get real. Insane. Come on. Well, okay, quit your vaping and don't break indoor studio. Yeah, I mean, what a, what a fantastic episode. And stop recording him in public. Stop recording me in public. Please God.

Oh, man. Because I can't say no. I have a hard time saying no to people. Oh, my God. Especially if I've liquor in me. Oh, you had copious enough. I'm like, sure, whatever you want. Yeah, you go, dude, just take me now.

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