You Should Know Podcast - WE GOT THE WRONG BABY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

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Almost punch his Girl Scout the other day. Bro, she was really annoying. Do you feel confident to read this? No. Okay, no. No. No. Disclaimer. Payton is severely hungover right now.

Like Payton Hardin. There he is. Hot take, I think the diamond gym is easier than they're making it seem. They'd split you like a quig. I mean, sexually? Welcome back to Yusito podcast episode 219. We got Coos Cam back in the studio. Uh, uh, I was just spread into some unbelievable information.

That is, genuinely, I've never heard anything like that. Dude, can we cat's out the bad? Cam is not having a good day. The overall energy is not up for you right now. The real cats out of the bag, tell him. We had a fantastic night last night. Yeah, we did. My night ended because I am responsible.

Well, not even. I'd say y'all did the night responsible, but I have a wife that is very, very close to giving birth, and we had to go home. Now, y'all had the liberty and freedom and justice to go out and continue the fun night. Amen, thank you for your service. Yeah, it's got a blessed.

So y'all had a fantastic night. Hence, why he is hung turkey and has the sunglasses on. But it was so worth. it and stories came out of it and it was incredible. Disclaimer, Payton is severely hungover right now. Like Payton Hardiness. Payton Hardin is severely. I just started looking at it. I go, I'm just like strobe, strobe, ah!

Just everything inducing a headache. It's a great joke. I don't like that all. No, like I'm, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh dude, we're in for it. We are in this, I, I might coin this one the golden episode. We are in for a treat. Maybe if your mood gets better.

Dude, and this is, And then that's another thing. Because he's still, there's actively liquor in his system coursing through his veins. And because mine has left, he thinks I'm in a bad move. I just feel like you're not as giggly and bubbly as normal. Like when you came in a day, you didn't. Because you're seeing three of me right now. You're seeing the real one, the fake one, and the non-giggly bubbly.

You're focusing on him. I'm just saying it's been a great mood. I like that you're wearing different shoes today. I like those shoes. No, the fact that you are in a actually really cool fit. and you're on like three hours of sleep and you've showered. You're a monster, bro. Yeah, bro.

Yeah, so Sarah yesterday graduated nursing school. Yes, she did. Yeah, she did. And I'm going to catch my second win in this episode. So don't you worry about it. But Sarah graduated nursing school yesterday. We had this big party at the house. And then we went out afterwards.

I mean, I want to say, I think I'm getting to that point where access. needs to be limited for me. Like I cannot have complete free rain when I go out in public. No, you turn into like a capybara. Like you turn into a little just hairy, just running around and getting into things and just testing his limits. Yeah, I want to throw things and I want to run. And I did both last night. I was throwing balloons at strangers because they put balloons on our section and I was like, oh, this is a good object that won't hurt anybody. You were throwing balloons at people you didn't know. Oh my God. I'm a headshot. I was head tapping people. What does that look like, though?

Are you just like, just toss it at something? Like, how does you... Whoever's next to me, I'd be like, 10 meters away, you think I can hit her? And then they'd be like, no way, and I'd go, boom, and then half the time it would barely make it two feet in front of me.

It just slows down. But it was always flying. That's nice of that place to get balloons. Yeah, it was really cool. That's sick. I know, I still haven't been to that place. Okay, so I have a question. Big, long story short,

you all know from other stories and from tour, and if you went, especially the first tour, the OJ tour, we had an after party, every city. Now, our group is predominantly black.

Sure, but yet, hip-hop, rap, R&B enjoying group. We love all music, but in terms of, oh,

we're drinking, going out, it's like that type of club. Now, I believe y'all went to a hunky tonk as Pierce listener, RIP, Pierce listener.

R-I-P. He's actually not dead. He's just not with us, so he's dead in spirit. His employment. here is dead. Yeah, his employment's dead. So I mean, absolutely buried. There's never a chance of resurgence. I'm just kidding. Poor guy. You watch. We love, we love Pierce. But was it a honky tonk, like, was it a full-blown, like boots, spurs, country music? Yeah, a lot of people don't know

what honky tongues are, which I didn't know. No, we literally did not. I was like a couple months ago when like Pierce gave us the Miriam Webster, like the breakdown. Basically, it's a country bar, like a country club where you go and dance and like line dancing is really. It's the thing and I kind of like that culture. I mean I feel very like I gotta check my shoulders because I heard a couple boys. Yeah they go you're doing it wrong boy. They're like boy you don't know this dance boy. You're out here boy. Yeah you go a lot of starch jeans in Miller light. Oh for sure. But um but yeah it's really fun you just go around and you dance and you line dance but I do have a question about people that go to honky ton.

Hit me with it. Where the fuck do they practice these dances? No it no it has to be like a bathroom with the door lock type thing. There's no way you don't practice because they go in and it's full blown choreograph. Like it's literally like full like you'd think they paid like a personal dancer. And it's not like the cupid shuffle right. So like oh yeah, slide to the left. Yeah. That's not the cup. That's not the cup. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Sing it. How does the cup a shuffle? Is that K-pop? What was that? What was that? To the right, to the right, to the right, to the end of the To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left,

Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick, now, kick now. Let me see it. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, if I don't, I would throw that son of a . It'd be bad. I'm not gonna lie, bro. It would be, but I'd hit some, if you like a little sneakie, like that elbow's covering. That elbows that window to the soul, like the Lord, no,

I'd go. If you had women genitalia, you would be in jail. Oh no. I'd have a lifetime of free drinks. Yeah, you would definitely use that. You'd use it. Oh, Bill, you said it's Robert, right? Go ahead. Yeah, yo, give me a drink. Yeah. What'd you say you do for work, Robert? Yeah, you would let somebody feel up on it. No, it depends. Depends what they do. Depends how they look like. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'd be a, I'd be a trick. I'd need to be tricked on. You'd be like a girl that drinks whiskey sours.

What is it, an apparel spritz? Like pinky up and-and- And then like the nastiest shots ever. Oh, dude. You would be, you would be like a nasty. Like, oh my God, like, the, in mid-sentence, she's like, no, I don't even like, she's sweating, like, yeah, she's like, no, I don't even really like,

we haven't even been here for two. Oh, we haven't even been here for too long. Oh, oh, dude. Hey, no, but if you, no, this is a public service. This needs to be heard by all humans. What's happened? Now if you, if you consume in cigarettes and black and milds and vapes and anything that produces a smoke. We don't, we don't advocate for that.

I'm not advocating. I'm saying if you do this, you need to have enough wear a thaw to know, to not blow it in strangers' faces. The amount of times that's literally happened to us in like public, they're like, dude, I love your videos, bro. Anyway, they're like, dude like, oh my god You really think there are different flavors It's like oh my man, yeah, I'm like my god, I'm like sour watermelon. Yeah, there's never is a smoker's etiquette Oh, yeah, there's never is a smoker's etiquette. Oh, yeah, that's there's etiquette with everything. Yeah, oh my god, this is actually that was the most classic transition. Okay, go ahead. I think we have ADHD like a severe cage crippling ADHD. Yeah, because I was talking about something completely different, but it's okay. Yeah, but you said edie Yeah. And then I heard etiquette. Okay, me and Liv got an argument about this about I think two nights ago.

About etiquette? Essentially. Yeah. So very simple. When you get takeout, right? When you get takeout food to the house. Okay. I'm not talking to your, your McDonald's, your whatever, stuff like a takeout, Chinese takeout or whatever the case it is. Yeah, yeah. When it comes to the house, do you eat the food out of the containers that it comes in? Or do you use your own plates in silverware and put it on a plate? Who the hell puts it on a plate? You have no class. No way, no way, no way. No way, who are you trying to be? You have no class. Oh my God, you're trying to be Princess Diana. You're garbage, pale ass baby.

You're no class. Your Princess Camania. We're getting, we're getting, and the voices that we're Princess Camianna. Why, okay, I understand it comes in a container. They don't want to give you plate. But we're eating dinner. Yeah.

This is a step up from fast food. This is Asian cuisine in our, our circumstance a couple nights ago. It's not, Panda, Pandas in a styrophone, you eat it out of the styrofoam. Yeah, I'm talking about- It's the same thing, brother. Why am I gonna sit there?

No, you wanna be Hollywood so bad. You don't wanna be Hollywood so bad. You don't know one wants to eat that rice out of that dumb, little thing it comes in. You put it on a plate. Dude, you portion out your food. What do you gain from that? I get orange chicken that comes

with a sliced citrus in it. It is beautiful orange chicken. That is a good orange chicken. And I put it on a plate. Why, though? What do you gain? Do you, it's like a feeling better time of it? One, the main thing is convenience.

All of my is now on one plate. So it's not, I'm not three different containers. Oh, egg roll. Oh, rice here. Ooh, chicken. I put it all on one plate. I grab a paper towel and I sit down. Oh, you're the type of.

To sit at the table, too, with your family. Hell yeah. That's so weird. Oh, dude, look at this guy. He's such a fucking good dad. Blame. Oh, look at this good dad. Now I'm lame because I eat dinner at the dinner table with my family.

Yes, people like you that, get their takeout and put it on plates and then sit at the dinner table, dude, just go eat out at that point. Like, go to the actual restaurant. We have a toddler and it was late. We have a toddler and it was late. Yes, that's what I'm saying. But no, no, you're proving my point.

It's basically restaurant food that was brought to the house. I already said, I'm on record. McDonald's, if you put it on a plate, you're serial killer. Yeah. Panda, it's in a styrofoon. It's the same thing. No, it's the same thing. It's quite literally not.

It is quite literally not because it's not fast food. I'm ordering from a restaurant, but I want it to go. Oh, so you're saying. the time that it takes for somebody to make your food, it makes it deserving or not to say on a plate? Yes. Are you? Why? It's food. Cam, food is food. It's a blessing. Oh, don't you. Food is food me, boy. Do you pray over your food? Yes. Do you, okay, do you pray over all your food or just the food that takes a while to cook? No, all of it. And that's for prayer. That's for me. The food itself, if you drop a patty into some

grease and then slap it on with some fries that I've been sitting there for 30 minutes, that's not deserving as a freshly dropped back. They're doing the same fresh never frozen patty. They're doing the same thing at Cheesecake Factory. It's frozen food that they're just put heating up bro. It's it's like what's the difference? Oh my God dude. Kim you you you you you like you picky and choosy so okay what do you think you gain from that you pick and choose when you want to be boozy and prim and proper you nasty little dude you pick you pick it choose I think I've ever been called the so so hard. Yeah you there's something

you do the grimyest stuff ever. And then there's some things you're just, oh, I could never stay at that hotel. I could, oh my God. Peyton Hardin's head will never grace their pillows again. That is that. That's been said. That sentence has been said.

Peyton will never grace the filth of San Antonio ever again. You've said that. No, San Antonio sucks. It comes to takeout food, and now I'm the... What are we doing? The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Fume.

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You you are on the internet and you just said that you don't think plates should be in the home. Like glass plates. What are those called? Hard wire plates. Hard wire. Yeah. You plug them into USBC. It keeps your food nice and hot. Hardwired plates. We're going. Why do you think plates should not be in a house? It's performative. And it's a waste of time. Because then you got to, you got to pull it out off the thing.

You got to clean it when you're done. Then you got to load in the dishwasher. Then you got to wait for the dishwasher to go. Then you got to take it out of the dishwasher. That's called being an adult. To who, though? Yourself! That's like saying, dude, you shouldn't have beds.

It's performative. Sleep on the ground. Just sleep on the ground. It's what our ancestors did. We don't need a bed. It's all performance. That's not where my ancestors slept. All of our ancestors slept on Earth.

Depends. On Earth, yes. On Earth, yeah. On Earth, no, Earth. Oh, yeah. I mean, some of us had worse sleeping conditions than others if we were going to get into it. What was the thing you said about the mule? What did you say about that earlier?

A couple episodes ago. You really want to talk about it. I go, well, you really look into a deep dive. No, I genuinely, until me and Sarah got together, I was anti-place. Like, you know how people are anti-vax? Yeah. Where's Pierce? You know, like that?

He goes, that's the devil's shit. Don't you touch it. Don't you touch it. You'll start coughing here in two years. You ain't coughed before. Oh, that's Pierce, 100%. But, you know, I'm anti, I was anti-plate before I met my girlfriend. I'm so, I'm like heavily confused.

Anti-placed in silverware. But that's not a community. Like, that's not a real thing. There's no, there's no anti-plate discord. Oh, watch the comment to this. Anti-plate. Yes, anti-plate in silverware. I think plasticware and paper plates is the way to go.

Because it's easier, it's cheaper. I agree on that. I thought you were saying the literal use of plates should cease. That's like, are you a cave dweller? That's why I said hard wire plates. It's not hard stuff saying that. Just hard plastic. Like porcelain.

Porcelain. Glass. Not glass. That's more of the pyrex. Porcelain. Porcelain. Are plates made out of the same toilets are made fun? Some plates.

Yes, sir. Yeah. Whenever I was at my, my parents stayed with me this weekend and I walked in. Two weird things happened in my bathroom. You better watch it. You better watch it. So you know, I have a problem.

I take out my genitalia too early. Very early. Very early. I mean. Like the door's not even closed and you're out. Yeah. Sorry. So I,

I was going into my bathroom to, you know, sit down, maybe think a little bit. Yeah. I go in there. My dad's, check it, play it a little bit. I go into my bathroom. My dad's shirts off, and he's in the back of my toilet, like, pumping up something. It's a real man right there. My balls were out.

Yeah, and that's a you problem. That's not, there's no blame on your father. Yeah, that's weird, though. You can't get out of him that your balls were out, and he was trying to fix your toilet. But you're 61. No, you should keep your shirt on. Dude, that's... Now, now the shirtless part, bitch strange.

It is hot at your house. Your house throws half the time. So I don't blame my that. He's probably like, sweat. He got a little warm yesterday. Whenever we had 30 bodies in there. He got a little warm.

Me and CJ are playing ping pong. We were up there sweating like mules. He was bad, you always with the mules, huh? Always got it back at the mules. I think you planted that seed. I think you planted that seed. Oh,

you want me to pull them, do? That was incredible work. Yeah, but the other thing is I was taking it violently in my bathroom. and I was expecting and so Sarah's family was over as well and I was expecting no one to be in my bathroom whenever I was violently

and I mean when I was ripping dude I was I was talking about it sounded like people were popping balloons in that bathtub dude I was like and I thought I was alone too so I get a little like gleeful when I have a good shit

and like I'm alone and so I was like slapping the toilet paper down I was like oh yeah I was wiping throwing it in there and then I come out of the bathroom her mom's right outside the door I mean that's that's a tough thing I was like you just heard my insides get out oh I know you smell that oh dude if you come if you even have 10% of your father inside of you oh you'll smell it from

outside he'll smote your backyard he can clear a he can clear house dude but um last thing on this weekend at Sarah's graduation this is my first time going to a graduation guy I never got to experience one for myself it's really cool thing first of all we're in Dallas, they came out with kilts and backpipes. Yeah, it's a strange thing that happened. It's, it's, it's something. Yeah, it's something with a good old, very weird, strange.

But, so I got there early. And now, in Texas, I don't know if this is a normal thing for colleges everywhere, probably. It's in an arena, like a basketball arena. And so I was sitting down and I had the whole session of myself. I was very reclusive. I didn't want to be around other families because people get too loud and emotional, and I don't like that.

You know what I mean? So I was by myself. Put the bullhorn down. Yeah, exactly. Put the bullhorn down. The bells. To ding, ding, ding, the ding, ding, ding. It would be excited, but I don't want to be there for it.

Yeah. So I was sitting down by myself and this lady, like two ladies come up there, older ladies. And they're heading towards me because I was right by the stairs. Am I explaining this one? Bro, he was like tripping up himself. He said there was a woman. There's a lady and she was, I came down, I was next to the stair.

Is everyone all right? That was 100% you, bro. Nobody else was questioning. We just physically watched your confidence, like, leave your body. There's a stair to, we can go to something else. I know I'm an okay story telling. I'm pretty good, but then I looked at the fourth camera and I mean, the blank is upstairs. So he was like this.

C.J's like, I was in here. Okay, no, it was good. So I was sitting in a section by yourself next to loud bell bullhorn. No, I was by myself. Oh, yeah, that's true. So I was at my girlfriend's graduation. It was in a basketball arena, right? And the weirdest thing happened.

So I'm sitting there by myself, and I'm sitting right by the stairs where people can come up and then get into the row, right? Yeah. And so I didn't think of it, but I'm going to have to do a bunch of a stand-up, excuse me, stand-up things, people trying to get by, right? Unfortunate. And it was very unfortunate because the first one that wanted to get past me, something very strange happened. These two ladies come up, right? The first lady, she had like bags with her. And I was like, why do you have bags?

I don't like bags. I don't like bags in place with bags of me. I'm doing a civil suit. I need you to open that bag. I need to see what's the contents of your bag. I need to see the inside of it before you're allowed to sit. Yeah, and the security at the front door was like 92. Like he had no idea of anything.

So she has two bags and she says, I need to, can I get past you? I'm like, strange route, but sure, you can get it past me here. There's so much other seating, but yeah, go ahead and sit right next to me. We're actually in a arena. You can go anywhere you want. So I stand up, right? And she walks past me.

And the second lady comes up the stairs, and she's holding a baby, right? And she's holding the baby like this, but then she has like the little stroller thing that you can carry, right, that you have. Yeah. What's that called? A car seat. Car seat. So she has a car seat, right, that I assume the baby rode in. on the way up here.

Road in that, yep. And if she needs to put baby back down, goes in that. But she's holding the actual human on the other arm.

And so I'm like, oh, wow, I mean, that's a handful, right? The other lady, I don't know

why she has bags, but she should have been helping. She's like an AK in the bag. What do you mean? She's only magna cum laude. I don't know about it, bro. But anyway,

I'm sorry. So the lady with the car seat and the baby is coming, Megan a B-Line. Obviously, she's with this girl. Okay.

She goes, excuse me and I go okay I'm gonna stand up let her go through as I stand up I'm not looking because I don't want to make eye contact or talk to her I stand up and I can see her feet aren't moving and I like there's plenty of room for you to get by you can get through here she goes can you take the car seat and just you yeah she has Payton hardin's a stranger can you take the car seat and I go uh what and she goes never mind. And I go, okay, thank God. She goes, then she goes, will you take my baby? I said, what? She goes, will you hold my baby?

No. No. Are you out of your mind? And if you know anything about me, I don't hold babies. I don't like it. I had to, I had to like forcibly put Malachi in your hand. Yeah. And that's your nephew. This is a stranger. It's a stranger with a strange baby. And I mean, And it wasn't even like a cute baby. She handed me a gremlin. Like at least like if it's a cute baby, I can hold him and be like, oh, you have some redeeming collies. This thing like, oh, dude. Look like schmigel.

Yeah, it's like put the blanket over its face, right? Like, I don't want to see this thing. Maybe you'll grow into it, but I don't know. Plenty of those babies. Right, which is great. Not my kids, I don't care. Not for you. But also I'm in an arena.

So it's like steep. Steep up. Elevation. And I'm standing up and she's trying to get past me. And she hands me this baby. I'm holding this. baby and I was holding that thing. F-da-up, man.

She actually handed you the baby. I swear on everything I love. I told Connor this. I was holding this strange woman's baby. And I had like, you know, my fingers are sharp. I was holding the back of the head like this. I didn't know. I just remember.

He was like, no, don't. He's like, yeah, he's just going crazy. I just, all I remembered was to support the head. That's all I knew. And so I just was like digging in this baby's skull, bro. Oh my God. It's not the craziest shit ever to just hand a stranger your baby? I literally thought you were going to say.

So I had to tell her no, and I ended up taking the car seat. The fact you actually hold, hell, this baby is beyond. Bro, she handed like this. She's like, like, dad. You took you home my baby. She literally went, he'll hold that. You're like, oh. Juggling him.

Bro. That's how much of dad I am. I close. You're so lame now, bro. You're so lame. Oh yeah, dude, no problem. Dude, that's low-key cams thing now. Like, he tells me, like, pick up after myself.

I'm 27. No, yeah, but you're a dirty 27. You don't need to be a dirty 27. You can be a cleanly 27. There's no, like, there's no points for being a dirty 27. What do you mean? You get no cool points. No aura, no swag.

But you know the great thing about... Just be clean. You know the great thing about being 27? I can do whatever the fI want. You can, and you're choosing the wrong thing, though. That is... To who? To earth, that is objective.

How? Okay, this proves my point right here. No matter the age, we turn this corner right here, we walk outside. There's two 40-year-old people. It doesn't matter if they're men, let's say two 40-year-old men. And one has poop dust clouds around him. There's flies and maggots. Okay?

That was, I said that. I said that was a vitroal. And I said, fucking maggots. No, that's very close. Please understand I'm saying the word maggots. Like the little creatures that take over death. bodies. Anyway, let's say he has a dust cloud, smells like there's trash falling out of his pockets, and the other guy's in a suit and tie and looks clean and professional. Okay. Which guy would you shake his

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This man, as he said, it was Sarah's party, her graduation party. Shout out to Sarah. Congrats. About an hour, hour and a half before the party. I call him. I'm on my way back home. I literally go, hey, bro, everything good. Like, do you need anything?

I got to stop at Kroger to get milk from Malachi anyway. Do you need anything? Drinks, food, paper plates, anything. He goes, well, there's like 20 people. I ordered 600 chicken tenders. I was like, what the fuck? He was like, I think we'll be good on that. I have like eight cases of beer.

I was like, Peyton, there's 20 people. This isn't like a reunion. Yeah. He was like, no, I think I'm good. But what about a double strength anti-dial? This, I said, do you need something for the party? He requested a double strength anti-diarrheal. I sure did.

And this, I'm just like, some things will never change. Yeah. I'm like, I'm expecting, yeah, some red solo cup. And maybe a lighter for the birthday cake candles. Yeah. Double strength. I need to stop being diarrhea boy. No, no.

That is, that's the grossest, ever. It sounded like acid growing in my stomach. Like, it was like hot soup. It was like bubbling in my stomach all day. And I was meeting all her family. Dude, I shitted all. Oh, dude. I farted crazy in your upstairs.

Oh, my God, dude. So we came down. So you remember the first wave of, oh, Sarah looks. pissed at me about it. She looks disgusting. The first wave of everyone migrated up there and it was like that small ping pong tournament. It was like me, Laura, CJ, your dad, everyone was playing. So then the games ended. Yeah. Went back downstairs. I think that's when we did like the cake and stuff and like the big group shot. So after that, CJ looks at me. He was like, yeah, let's do it. We go upstairs. It's just us. All of y'all are sitting upstairs. It's literally me and CJ who's sitting there

playing and I worked for it. I was like, dude, I got a fart. And then I kind of squeezed it a little bit. that b it was like a it literally was like a sawed off it was too it loud it was right I said I got to fart and it was too just like

and I literally went I was like because y'all have an open concept home I was like dude that that that might have seat downstairs I said that could have went straight over the railing bro it was like

no CJ literally said oh my God I heard that and I was like dude that was bad dude I was not go on all night because you know you got to hold it in public settings I swear to God I swear to God

because I swear to God Because I was on host mode all day, so I think it's like, go and play big ball. And so I went downstairs and I was like going towards the front door. And like that area is like right under the ping pong table. Oh yeah. I swear to God, I grabbed my dad. I said, bro, did you sh**? No, it was bad.

And so I had to freeze the whole downstairs. I didn't know. It's something stunk, bro. And then remember the other time where I was afraid if someone was in the guest bathroom? Because I couldn't fully see if the light was on right. And then I knocked and I thought I heard something. I said, I don't like this. Yeah.

You said you can go to yours? Yeah. Dog, I went right to your bathroom. I lifted up the seat. I literally started to piss and I literally was like, at the end. It was like a nine second triage of just farts, bro. It was insane.

And I instantly had room for two more beers. Instantly, I was like, I'm not drunk enough. Like, at the second that left me, I said, I want another beer right now. It was, dude, the amount of, it, like, relieved so much pressure. What were you saying about me hosting? It was bad, bro.

reaction when I said I was on my hosting bag I couldn't be around playing oh no because I remember I did that in your bathroom too I remember oh no you are you are a good host though I hate hosting I never want to do that again you do good at it though you you can maybe like super deep cut people that have known you for a long time we can see you like the yeah whatever but to others outsiders looking in it's fantastic it always is it's good party it's good vibes everyone's taken care of it's always good I think that's deep rooted insecurity I think it is I think I care so much what people view. Like, I don't want them to view, like, me and Sarah's home. You said, we ain't running out of s'h. I got some hundred chicken tenders. Y'all can eat to have dirty a piece. Said,

you want a beer? Take a case. Like, oh yeah, dude, it's 100% no one can see you fail. Yeah, no, it's just like I don't, and it's a lot of these people's first reaction of me, like her family and stuff. Like, it's true. And so I want to throw a good time. But, dude, I don't like hosting. It's just not fun. It's because you don't actually get to fully enjoy it and I didn't understand that. It's that part. You're there and you enjoy it, but your duty is not the party. Yeah. Or like enjoying the party. It is the party. So run the, make sure everything's good. Is the music salon? Is the dog need to go outside? Is the food still hot? Are there like, you're constantly making sure. I was like taking, because the canes catering comes on those

foil things and like it would run low. So I would take it out and then put it in the other one. And then there was a windstorm that happened. Oh yeah. In the middle of the part. And the middle of the party and so like our front door blew open like somebody kicked it open. I'm like your door's 90 pounds. I'm like, what? Through a hurricane outside? I was like, how did this just happen? And so bro, I um, I went out so the trash cans got full and I didn't want people like overflowing the trash can and I wanted to be presented well. So I took the trash cans outside. I went outside to this to my front yard. Trash cans were gone. I had no trash cans like the big trash cans. That's where my trash cans. I need trash cans. trash hands. They were gone? What do you mean gone?

You ever go outside for a trash can? Where's my trash hands? There's a f***er. You said trash gets seven times and eight seconds. That's the biggest... That's so scary. Oh, dude, yeah. If they're completely... Were they in the street? No, no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh, no. You don't give a fuck about the trash cans. Oh, he's struggling. Oh, f***ing. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna piss hole. Oh, shit. Dude, I'm like, okay, Sarah's looking at it.

I know, dude, she looks like she's been judging the whole time. 30 straight minutes of judgment. Wait, that's it. Oh, I was hoping it was at like 42. I said, ow! Let's bring back the intro this episode. Wait, what's go, what happened? Oh, what?

What? What? What? Your son. My socks. My socks is his socks. He literally said yours be like this. He pointed to both of us. He said yours. Pointed to both people. Who's shocked? What about him? She's just a weird guy, bro. No, see, dude, he's a weird guy, man. I love him, dude. He'll creep you out, like, quick. He will get under your skin, bro. Like, but when you know it, it's actually funny, but I always put myself in an outsider looking in.

And I'm like, dog, someone could either think that's funny or like, genuinely be like, hey, I don't like that guy. My dad, dude, my dad this morning, he was like, dude, I got a s. And I was like, I was like, that bathroom was really good. I heard and I pointed at CJ's. And my dad got serious. He was like, I feel like if I was in there, he's going to be outside my house in Flugerville. He's just, did you properly wash your hands? Like, at your family house.

And Mark's like, what the fuck? He's like, just think about that next time. He just takes off on foot. If anybody, it would be ZJ to do this. Oh, 100%. Anyway, my trash cans. Yeah. So I went outside to find my trash cans.

Shut the fuck up. And there's no trash cans in sight. And it's windy. Very windy. I looked down the street. My trash cans are warm down the street. It's a hell of a party. And my trash, dude, my personal trash is all on the street.

And I got so self-conscious, bro. They were seeing all my snacks, my mail, my, like, dirty stuff. and my dirty napkins I had to pick all that up in the middle of the party I didn't even know you left the party for that long, holy shit oh my god and I cut my finger on my recycling bin

oh dude that's a spider bit me on mine I literally went right up under and I grabbed that hit a whole little web hit a whole little cobweb up there and that's spider save you know I was like holy shit I said what is that

what is that this is really stupid I have a funny I have a funny a throw bag bro, I saw this video. What? I saw a video this morning, actually. Or it's a throwback to like childhood.

Okay. I was on the toilet taking a heavily alcohol-induced poop this morning. Oh, dude, first off, alcohol farts go to hell. They are the, what? They're the- This very poop-y-talk with Y-S-K episode. Poop-ty-Talk with Y-S-K. Poop-P-T-T-T-T-T-T-G.

Get on the mic and you sing it. Get on that-oh. No, see-cha. Go take a lap, bro. Go take a walk, bro. But, okay, so I'm watching this video, and the caption was simply like, kids don't know how to roast.

And there was a video of these two kids coming back and forth in like, presumably like just one of their rooms. There's like five kids in the room. And the video starts with, why you keep saying this one kid goes, why you keep saying the same thing? And the whole room goes, ooh.

And then the other kid steps up. This was his rebuttal, word for word. He goes, first off, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll beat you in your nuts, boy. That's what he said. And literally the people go, the people go, what?

It was the, and it just reminded me. I'll beat you in your nuts. He said, first off, you need to, and he points right here. He goes, first off, you need to stop calling people stupid because you're not even better than me at football. I'll really beat you in your nuts, boy. And it was like, that is some little kids. What? It was, and it just reminded me like, I always, I always, so I had this friend that was like king roaster.

King roaster. He can just kill anybody. And one day, I was like. I was like, I kind of want to just see what it feels like to like attempt some roast and to get just grilled. Because I was very in good. Like I was very in good with this guy. You had some weird. And I and so then I was like, I think it was lunch.

And we were going around like every day. And I think I literally was like, bro, like get me. Get me is crazy. I said, get me. Like, you know, roast me. Like something like that. Dude, Demetrile, roast on me. Oh yeah.

And he started going in and I absolutely hated it. I felt so small. It tore me apart, bro. And I was like, holy shit, this is what this feels like. He was like, you big-headed, man, your daddy, this, your mom. And I was just like, I was like, that's why you're cool.

I was like, that's why you have Nike and Jordan on, an idiot. That's why every girl likes you. Yeah. Dude, you have so many hoes. You don't know what to do with them, dummy. That was my shit. It was bad.

Oh, dude, your flexing in school would have been like you collected, like, erasers. Like that was your thing. Oh yeah. I was like, yeah. So what? You've already had? You don't have a red eyes black dragon? I was like, yeah, what's it to you? Dude, being a kid is so dumb because I said this on the pod too, but like we had a thing

in our school, the popular thing was like freestyling. Everybody loved to freestyle. And dude, these kids were so good. And like we had a guy named Raulou Escobar. Raul Escobar destined for greatness. Well, my girlfriend in high school cheated on me with him, but he's still a great guy. Oh, no, it's a great. I mean, that's a rumor, so I don't want to put that.

It's allegedly, I think he's a DJ now. But, um... He's always a big of a music. I remember he was hot. And so, dude, I mean, Rau Aesquois, you can't be ugly and be named Rarlesquhar. Just thinking Raul Esquhar, he definitely has a lot of good flow. Yeah. Way too much gel, but it looks good when it's done.

He had a lot of gel. Way too much gel, but it looks really good. Put together when it's done, definitely button shirt, top three buttons undone. I feel like he had his grown-up teeth before everybody else. Dude, that's a, that's a flex. Have an adult teeth like the sixth grade. Yeah. I'm like, holy shit, you're good looking.

Yeah, dude, I think I lost my last baby tube, like seventh grade. Oh, it's a wiggling that thing in algebra. You're sitting there, I just don't understand the problem. You're like, going back and forth, the tooth is like this. You're just like, having baby teeth. People are behind the bleachers. And you have a baby too. I'm about to get my permit.

Oh my God. You're about to start driving with the dog. You're still wiggling a loose tooth. Oh, anyway, Raul would be making the beat on the table. Oh, pin tapping? Yeah, he'd be going crazy. And then so everybody, Darryel almost got in his bag.

Yeah, he did. So he was doing that and all the kids were like rapping. It was good. And I was like, I'm not that creative. Like, I can't. And I don't like pressure. Like, I don't like being looked at like that. I don't want to fail publicly.

Yeah. And I think I said this before, but I spent like a whole weekend, like remembering Eminem's Fastlane verse, like his first verse. And I was like, no one listens to this. And so they won't know. And then so on Monday, dude, that's all I cared about was this. This moment. At lunch, I'm going to get this verse off.

Oh, my God. And Rose started the beat. And I was like, this is. not the right beat. You're like, I don't know how to adjust the BPM. You're like, Raul, dude, bring it down a bit. No, so I said I'm going Acapella. And so the whole lunchroom.

They said, oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Payton doesn't even need a bead. You're sitting there. Yeah. Over the two. I think I had my back brace on, too, so I tightened it up for a better airflow to get it out.

You said, I'm going Acapella. Yeah, and then so I wrapped it. I wrapped the verse. And then everybody's like, it's not you, bro. It's not yours. It's not. That's not your pin, man. I think I fooled a couple of them, but

there's definitely, I mean, that was a high-selling album, bro. Like, a lot of people heard that song. Fastlane's like platinum, I think, man. They did a video for it and everything. You're just going there, just, you're just, you're just wrapping everyone just like this. Just watch you, there's like, bro, it's not it, bro. It's an M&M verse.

I mean, it's an intense verse. That's in it. Scrimish-y-tel-die-die-die-dye-like. You were giving it that much emotion. Brother, I was in him. Payton, no. Okay, now you can't do it the same. You can take the word.

You've got to put some different seasoning on it. Obviously, you're Monday morning, or Monday morning quarterback. Yeah, like I understand that now, brother. But at the time, I didn't have the wherewithal to not wrap it just like M&M. So I was M&M. Shady to Liza! Independent Paradise, Ice, baby!

Everyone was just like, dude, I had the hands going on everything. You're like, dude, I wore white things. You said, I showed up. I had the hat. I had the hoodie. I think I brought a composition notebook. Dude. Just like in like right verses.

I think I think it's fair to say for all the people that relate to you and then all the people that relate to me. We are par. I mean, we're literally right there in weirdness just vastly different. Yeah, we just on different spectrums of the weird. Different spectrums. But boy, are we on the spectrum. Yeah. 100%.

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it's in top 10 movies is it the old movie no in 26 oh i thought apex was that movie whenever the kids were videography being they were recording on their phone kind of like Project X but one of the kids had superpowers Isn't that like Chronicle with like Michael B Jordan? That's where I'm something like that Yeah Right Chronicle or Skyline?

It's it I think it's Chronicle It's one of my favorite movies all the time It literally changed me as a person Whoa whoa whoa Chronicle Chronicle! Chronicle's one of the best movies ever made I pray to God it has a bad rotten tomatoes

Oh Dario look up Chronicle Yeah yeah here Dude Chronic you all don't Chronicle? Chronicle. It was cool. It was good. It was cool.

I almost got a tattoo because of that movie that said apex on it because he became like the apex predator or something in that movie. You almost got permanent ink on your one and only body forever. Yeah. Off of a one hit wonder movie that I hope to God is not that wonderful in terms of ratings. Do we have the ratings system? It says 85%. That's pretty high. It's really good.

On Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah. Is our audience? Now read the, read the, uh, the, uh, the, the super brief, like summary of the movie, like top line. Uh, a socially awkward introverted teen whose main form of escape is expression is a video game. I go, you good, Dario? Bro. I know we put him on the spot.

He goes red hat, blue hat. I didn't toggle down on the, couldn't get a read here. Yeah, we love to that. That's funny. He said, Fred, hot, blue hat. Oh, no, oh, wow. No, David. Starts reading kids back there.

Oh, man, all right, dearie. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Top line, this is a paragraph, so I don't know. Like, brother, read it. It's a lot to read. No, no, it's like popcorn reading your pain on that one kid. No, literally.

I know I almost feel. Kate, do you feel confident to read this? No. Okay. No. I'll be honest. Oh my God. There's a lot of parentheses in here.

Oh, my God. Oh, dude, no, that's incredible. Oh my God. That's way better than actually reading it. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's so good. Oh, my God, that's so good. That's the funniest shone ever happened.

Oh, my God. I'm severely hungry. He's straight upset. No. He's so. I mean, for God's sakes, 28. He said, no. Oh, dude, that's not, oh, shit.

No, I just saw the, I saw the little black things, the little floaty. To read one page of a Harry Potter book. I'm not gonna lie, I gotta look this up, because if it's not challenged, I'm a bitch. Oh, I'm having a cramp. Oh, dude. Oh, wow, dude.

I'm having a bad cramp. Okay, please read it. Please read it. Please read it. Oh, my God. The only thing in parentheses are the people's name. Oh. Please read it.

Okay. I don't know if this is the same one. Here you all tell them this is the same one. It's not based off the, the, the first sentence, but I think, Where was it at? Where was it at? Was it just on Google? Or what were you reading from? I want to read the same one you were reading. I'm on a rotten tomatoes.com. Rotten Tomatoes. Okay.

Chronicle. Okay. He read the whole URL. I can't read it, brother. Oh. Okay, hold on, hold. This is unbelievable. Jared, why are your toes curled? It was unbelievable.

Holy shit. Says Chronicle 2012 is a found footage sci-fi thriller about three high school. friends who gained telekinetic powers after discovering a mysterious object. It is big words there. I'm not going to lie. Using them for fun until one of them, the bullied Andrew, descends into a dark, destructive path leading to a climatic battle with his cousin Matt and his friend Steve.

First off, Michael B. Jordan's name, his character, and that was Steve. Michael B. Jordan's in that movie? Yeah. That was like one of his first ever, I think. No, he was in Fruitville Station. Well, this looks like it. But yes, but this was 2012.

Fruitville Station? I've only seen it once and it was educating. It was a long time ago. Which people do to us. Actually, dude, no, one of my favorite is the one about the lawyers or the debate team, the great debaters. Oh, love the great debaters. Oh, is that about the Hispanics? No, it's about the blacks.

That's a heavily black movie. What's the Hispanic school where the kid came? Oh, the one that's running a lot of track? Or no, that's like, no, the poetry. What's it called? What's the poetry, Dario, the poetry movie with the Hispanics at the school. Dude, the great, they don't know what you're talking about. Yeah.

Dude, I had a big crush on her, actually. Which one? Journey Smollett. Jesse Smollett? Journey? No, you like... Journey? Hold on.

Can I say, we let Jesse Smolett get some crazy shit off? Oh, 100%. Yeah. That's... He said he got jumped and the subway sandwich is okay. Journey Smillett and great a bitch.

Yeah. Hey bad. Oh, my God. Dude, what was I even... Is it endless poetry? No, it's okay. It's called like the... I don't know.

It honestly doesn't matter. I actually don't know a poetry-His-Spanic movie that you're talking about poetry where the kids are in the school and the kids are bad as hell yeah and there's Hispanic kids it's not all his bandings but i remember there's a Hispanic kid like one of them it was like the coach carter of poetry oh i don't yeah yeah i do not know that uh anyway back to the movie apex 2026 it's new yeah i know that dude that was incredible that's that's arguably one of my favorite moments like a ball podcast yeah we've got oh god long story short the movie starts the movie starts with a couple, rock climbing.

I'm talking like mountain climbing. They're like the Andes or something. Massive mountain snowy. They go to sleep for the night. Right? They're like, oh, it's getting real dark. We've got to pack it up. They wake up, and it shows the wake-up process.

They are in a tent that is harnessed into the rock. And when I tell you, it's quite literally, imagine if this was a mountain. Okay. And they're tents like this. There's nothing underneath it. And they're hanging there? And they're sleeping in there.

Is this a document? Or a movie? They're talking like they're in their bed, Netflix and chilling. Yeah. They're literally in there like, how do you think we should approach tomorrow? Like, we've got to get to that summit. Moving around and adjusting. There's nothing under them.

I'm confused. Is this a documentary or a movie? No, this is a movie. But that's just how it starts. Oh, so it's not real. No, but I'm saying. Oh. Okay, I was just wondering if this was.

No, presumably people probably do that. Like when you're at a, because when you're going to a huge, huge peak of stuff like that. Why can't you just go into the mountain? Go into the mountain. Not like in it, like the middle of it, but the, Like where the bear sleep. Where the brown bear, brown bear sleeps? What's that movie with the raccoon that was stealing over the hedge?

Remembering over the hedge? You just compared to a human beings climbing a summit of a mountain to over the hedge. Yeah, over the hedge, the raccoon came up there and the bear was hibernating and he took off a hill. It was like a hill in like a suburban area. That was a pretty big mountain. They are isolated, climbing a mountain up here. Where the lion sleep?

The mountain lions. I'm not trying to pod or joke at all. I've always interpreted... Why do you hear Mountain and immediately think there's so much life up there? There has to be life. Yeah, the little Billy Goats are like stand parallel on them. Yes, this, but this... Those are impressive beasts.

That's unreal, and they defy all physics. They're like this. They're literally like standing on a, on like that. Yeah, and they're going like this. There's like, yes, and so I always thought, like whenever you go... There's different mountain chains everywhere. Obviously, there's Andes, there's Rockies, there's... Name one more.

Malaysian. But there's a bunch of mountains and stuff, and I always thought the people that climb mountains when you go up to the mountain and you need a little break, there's like little things for you to go in. Bro, when it's like this, maybe at the base, yeah, they were climbing shit like this.

Like that guy that did the skyscraper which is chalk and his forearm grip. They're like that. It's like straight line on a mountain. Yeah, we got to check if he's okay too. Yeah, dude, I want to check his hard drives. I'm not going to lie. Oh, he's got to be.

Dude, his forms are massive. But the whole, The whole thing I was getting at. Oh my God. Sorry. Is watching the movie. Yeah. It's very similar to some we say.

It was either last week or two weeks ago with the hiking. Dude, rock climbing. Rock climbing. Like a main event. Specifically. No, no. Even that. That's kind of cool.

You're super safe. You're maybe 20 feet near. Yeah. Genuine climbing mountains. That has to be a top three purely Caucasian thing. Oh, like, yeah. I'm talking. I'm talking the overall ratio of human.

beings that have ever done it. Yeah. I'm willing to put serious, cold, liquid cash that is 99% cocaine. Derry, have you ever thought about doing it? No. Have you ever thought about doing it? Knoa. Dude, have I ever thought about doing it?

Yeah. I'm just kidding. No, but I literally was watching that. And because it's so, it's a good. No, it's crazy. It's a good movie. But I'm sitting here like, I'm getting uncomfortable watching this fake film of this that I know is in Hollywood, in like a warehouse.

Yeah. And I'm like, there's actual people. that choose to do this with their life, with their freedom. They choose. They go, I want to climb a 10,000 foot mountain. And it's just like, what do you gain? Do you get money? Is there a prize?

I've always wondered that. What I'm saying? One guy, I guess he has like sponsorships and stuff because he's done it. Right, I know him. He's on Netflix. But I'm saying like the average everyday Joe that's like, I'm going to go climb a mountain. I thought for the longest time, and honestly until you just said that, that people that climb Mount Everest get a prize at the top, like some peace award or something. It is the ultimate prize of like, I can pop my shit.

Oh. So if I say I did it, it's not like a stolen valor thing. Like it doesn't really matter. It's like pretend. Like, it doesn't really matter if you did it. You're not taking their boots and whatnot. But there's probably proof. They'd be like, oh, dude, let me see your picture of the summit.

And I go, no, I just, I did it. And you, well, now in 2026 you go right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying like, I always thought because why would you do it then? Because having a lot of people died trying to climb out Everest? Bro, there's, there's like legends and stories. There's people on there that are just, frozen dead.

Been there for like 20 years. There's one guy in like the green jacket. Like Walt Disney. No, it's literally like a check mark. It's like once you pass the dead guy in the green jacket, you're however far away from the top. We should roll him down. That's what I'm saying.

Like, let's have some respect. It literally, it's like a thing. We should like plant a flag there or something. Put some around it. Put a little outhouse around him or something. We're just losing the plot as human beings, aren't we? And it's, and the thing is with Everest, you literally, you have to go in like,

I don't know if you have to go in groups. It's recommended to go in groups. you like have to stop a certain amount of times because you're oxygen. Like I'm like, y'all are, you're choosing to put your life on the line. I genuinely thought you would go to the White House afterwards and you'd get like some sort of metal.

I thought so because like, you get presentation of colors, you get everything. I remember like people would talk about it and they'd be like, oh, this guy climbed Mount Everest and people were like, they're like clap for him. Who gives a fuck? I thought it was like a...

It's like, bro, I played pickup at 8 a.m. There's no difference. Like me going to an L.A. You're playing basketball for two hours, and you climbing a mountain and putting your life online? There's no difference. We both chose to do it. Yeah, and I thought, because that guy from night agent went on Jimmy Fallon, and he said, I turned off social media because of Mount Everest.

And it was like, why? What does that mean? And he goes, because I was scrolling on Instagram, and there was a guy who took, he climbed Mount Everest and took a picture of it. And he goes, I don't feel like I deserve to see that because I didn't do it myself. And I go, that's stupid. That's dumb. That is.

Dude, that right there, that is like the ultimate evolved S-tier prismatic form of, dude, I listen to SoundCloud rap so I can say I do. Yeah. He said I don't feel like I deserve to see a picture of something because I didn't do it myself. He said I don't deserve to see that view because only the people that earned it should, like they got there should see that view. I get the principle of what he is saying. No, but that's, I don't want to. Then you don't, by that purpose, you don't deserve to see any movie.

ever because you weren't on the set. You didn't, you didn't get, you didn't do four hours of makeup. You don't, you don't deserve to see a movie. You don't deserve to watch live sports. You didn't put up shots with them. Oh, it's too bad you. You don't get to see like, you know the little, you, you don't deserve to eat the food. You didn't make it.

You know the like, the pictures like on your, on your, like, TV, like when your TV is about to go to sleep and it just shows you like cool pictures from all around the world. You don't get to see those because you didn't go off. Yeah. Turn that shit off. Oh, and to validate what y'all said, at least 344 people have died and roughly 200 bodies remain. And there's this thing considered. a death zone of climbing it once you reach 8,000 feet.

So after you reach 8,000, that's the death zone. How high do planes go? Like 30,000. $30,000. How tall is Mount Everest? I think it's like $25,000. So you can get on a plane and land there. No.

Bad logic, but point, plane, land. So it's a point at the top of Mount Everest? Dude, do you think it's like a round table? How are people standing there and taking pictures? If it's the point, they're holding on, yes. They literally get to the top. It has to be some sort of flag ground. They get to the top.

No, they get to the top. They're like, what would that be? Like a walking stick thing, a little climbing tool. And they just sit there and they go, bro, take that flick. And they go like this. They get the flick. And then they have a four-day journey down. It takes four days.

Peyton, it's like five. I think, check this. How do you run out of food? I think it's like five miles in the sky. Yeah. Think about what I just said. Five miles up. Mm-hmm.

And these people are climbing on with their ohos, their lamb refetes. It's not a, we'll be there in three hours, Bub. Why? It is. We're going. We're camping out. We're going again. What?

What's up? I thought you said, say, I went down. Yeah, I was like, get the fuck out of here. No, you didn't. Okay, so Daryl can fact check me, but I went down a rabbit hole one time, and you can pay people to carry up your bags up the mountain they have workers that live there and they know the routes and the trails and like it's basically cheating like you're not actually climbing it like someone's carrying yeah someone's doing the hard work and you're just following their footsteps you can't pay a guide

to take you up mount ever is it says you absolutely can really yes and they carry your bags they know the routes like wait so people so it's somebody's full-time job to climb Mount Everest? Oh, yeah. So what's so special? They gotta do Billy Bob doing it every day. He's going up and down, whoop to hoop to hoop. Exactly.

Is it figuring out yourself is the hard part? Yeah, maybe like a spiritual. People are bored. I'm like, dude, go in a dark room and start thinking. Yeah. Don't climb a mountain and freeze to death. Yeah, it's, dude, speaking of like, world treasures and wonders, you can, mutters.

Speaking of world treasures and wonders, did you see that they figured out the Bermuda, did you see that they figured out the Bermuda Triangle? They figured out the Bermuda Triangle. Yes, they like, figured out what it is. Like, why planes crash? Dude, the news. You go, dude.

CNN. Here, let me find it. I wasn't prepared to talk about this. Holy shit. Are you being serious, though? They actually figured it out. By the way, the movie you were looking for was freedom writers.

Freedom writers. Freedom rights. Okay. There's Hispanic in that? Yeah. I'm looking at this class. It's like, yeah. What do you say?

Dude, if I have to pay for this article, I'm punching CJ. Oh, do I hate that? What? Bermuda Triangle mystery is solved scientists reveal structure was found beneath the island

there's a structure beneath the island so if you don't know what the Bermuda triangle is that's strange if you don't basically it's where Helen Keller crashed and Frank crashed Amelia

Amelia dude no like that they need to go down in the Hall of Fame like on the same plaque yeah like they don't deserve three separate plans it's like the trio of Amelia Ann and and Helen. That's the original big three. That's the original big three. Dude, the Beatles or the

Heedles. It's those two. Yeah. Okay. So if you don't know what the Bruneo triangle is, I can't say that. Bermuda. If you don't know what the Bermuda triangle is, basically it's like this whole myth and lore, it's like if a plane flies over it, there, there's a bunch of plane crashes over there. It's this area out in the, in the middle of the ocean that it's just any time an aircraft goes over it, like their satellites go out, the whole plane crashes. Like it's just this weird mythical place. Yes. For decades, geologists have been baffled. by one of the Atlantic Ocean's most persistent puzzles. Why does Bermuda sit so high above the surrounding ocean floor?

Even though its volcanoes have been silent for more than 30 million years. So apparently it sits 1,600 feet higher than the surrounding ocean floor. So it's huge. I'm so tired of that. The scientists have said that. That's 1,600 feet above? Oh, no, no. That's probably measurable.

Yeah. Their volcanoes have been silent for 30 million years. You couldn't prove that if a gun was to your head. You cannot. Oh, now you're with me. Now you're coming to my side. I'm so tired of that. Genuinely, the more I sit and think about it,

I am actually, it actually kind of pisses me off. Yeah, so basically this is, billion years old. I'm like, okay. Ow. It's like, shut up. I'm trying to see what it says.

I'm so sorry, guys. So, you go, you go, they figured it out. Popcote, oh, just go breaking the song. Yeah.

So they found a bunch of stuff under the island. And so that's basically why it's sitting so high. I just Googled that, and that's basically what happened. There's a lot of stuff under there, man. Dude, and it's like really big. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Dude, let me get through this by myself.

You got it. We're here for you. So basically, if you don't know, the Bermuda Triangle is like, it's an island that sits in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and it's here, close your eyes. And under it is a structure that they found that's really big. So that's why it's sitting so I. Holy shit.

There's a structure under the Bermuda? That's awesome, bro. That's insane. That makes sense though when you think about it. This episode is brought to you by booking.com. I've got to say, if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business, you're trying to do that, right? This is the place to be. Booking.com is one of the most downloaded travel apps in the entire world, not just the U.S., not just Canada, but the entire world.

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She had everything. But that's the problem. She was a bad saleswoman. Like, little girl is dumb. And her parents are dumb. So, dude, she was greedy. It was the most greedy girl scouts. Oh, dude, greed's a rude of evil.

So I went up to the Girl Scout thing because I was like, I want a Girl Scout cookie. This is fine. This happened some time ago. But I went up to the stand, and she was there and her parents. I was like, what's up? Parents were talking to her? She's the one selling.

I'm not one buying. And so I go, hey, can I have some thin mints? I love me a thin mints. Thin mints, good. I said, hey, can I have some thin mints? And she goes, oh, we're not selling individual boxes. Why not? What is that?

What are we doing? She goes, you can buy us out. No, I don't want to become a Girl Scout. I want one box of your cookies. I don't need your whole inventory. Sarah was there. I don't need all your inventory. I want one box, 10 minutes.

No, no, she, she, I couldn't even buy two boxes, three boxes, four. She was offering a buyout of her table. Are you crazy? Like, you think this is pond stars? I literally, I got to her level. He was the storage wars. talking to lady

buy out i know exactly i'm talking to boy she goes take it or leave it dude i'm i looked at a parents i said really and they're like yeah we were trying to get rid of it all maybe sell it individually yeah i go you're going about it wrong this all or nothing for girl scouts is insane dude and dude but in the shiard is i have so many girl scout cookies at my house right now i mean my pantry is stock she she got me i really wanted girl scout cookies please have a box of tag yeah bro please my pantry is tucked up right now. Oh my God, Girl Scout cookies are that shit.

It's so good, but that dude, she's not going to make it far or very far. Dude, she might be the new Griselda. Oh, no, I think she might be so, what she's doing is so wrong that she really knows the actual secret sauce because think about it. You bought her out.

You bought her out. I was thinking about going to the diamond gym. It's, dude. All right. I got, oh, hey, hot take. I think the diamond gym is easier than they're making it seem. Hot take.

Hot, hot, hot. take. I'm going to, I'm going to ice cold, put this out there. My name Cameron Michael Kennedy. That came from Peyton Stephen Harden. I do not believe that. That is his take. Great marketing. They're fantastic of what they do. It is not that hard. What

they are doing. They'd split you like a quig. I mean, was it sexually? That did sound, that could have been taking essentially. Bro, you're out of your mind. Like, okay, I don't understand I can say no. Like, what is, like, what is

The whole thing, like, they're not law enforcement. That I agree. A couple guys, and they seem like cool guys. But guess what? I'm not running that hill, dude. Oh, yeah. I'm not taking the bamboo bar. I go, he's like, more.

And I'm like, I can't. Like, that's it. That's the end of that conversation. So fail right there, you're like pretty much. You go, I'd rather fail than be hurt. Yeah. Like, that's it. No, no.

I'm going, if I go to the diamond gym, I'm going to teach people the word no. I go He goes, What the hell you mean? No, drop it in me for you go No He goes, he goes No water

I go, or what? Yeah, okay No I go, wait, I'm thirsty So I'm gonna drink water That's what water's for Put on another plate I'm not doing it

Like the whole thing He's just like So bad and awkward He goes He goes 12 more rest I go don't have it in me Yeah Pretty much at my limit

Can't go anymore What is it You can't close your eyes Can't close your eyes Can't drink water You can't take a seat And I think it's Brother

Brother I don't think you're allowed to take deep breaths or what if there's something like that? Can't sneeze? Dude, I mean, okay, from that guys, that's actually hilarious. I'm saying, but like that's a part of the challenge though. That's a part of being in diamond. No, I could be, I could be challenged and say no. Like, I'm at my wit's in. I'm done. I'm water. I'm thirsty. You go, um, water. No, but they would, they'd boot you out. They'd make you leave. It's a public gym. No, it's not. Diamond gym is a public gym. Diamond gym's public. Yeah. It's a public gym. I thought this whole time that was there. It is there. But it's a public gym.

It's public. It's not private. You get like memberships there. Yeah. We just got to. No way. Yeah. Holy shit.

I thought this was like an owned gym by them. It's like, it's like playing a fitness on crack. Oh, it's like the clunk alarm, but they wanted to, yeah. They're like, if you don't set off the clunk arm,

said don't count. Holy. So you really can just, you just stay. I can do what, ever I want. They can be like, get the hell out and you go, no. And can we look up? Can we look up? Do they own that gym? If they don't own that gym, they don't own that gym? I mean, I think we're all hungover. Oh, wait, can you turn his mic up? Wait, do those guys own the diamond gym? No. Oh my God,

they don't own it. Okay, that's insane. So, so there's some pedestrians in there. Somebody has the elite level membership. And I'm not trying to dis these dudes. They're, they, they're They're killing it and I'm proud of them. I think it's sick. But there's just some dudes that like are regulars at this gym and they're making you like work your ass off. That's like no water. You're not allowed to sit.

Not allowed to close it. First off, I lift 60% of the time with my eyes closed. Like anytime I'm doing a hard lift, I close my eyes. That's that's crazy. This is the same thing. That's like going to your local bar

and the regular that's always there is like six more shots where you can't sit here. He's only drinking tequila tonight. Like that's, I go, nope, I want a beer. I want one beer and then I'm going to leave. So it's like, is this legal what they're doing? Oh, my God.

I mean, it has to be. This is the most white I've ever sounded by the way. Is this legal what they're doing? We should get a sanction. This is unbelievable. No, but the fact that, again, it's a part of the lore. It's a part of the challenge. But now that we know, they have no ownership,

they cannot make you leave. They cannot force you to, I mean, that's just life. They can't force you to do shit. It's like, that, low-key, that- I get it for the videos. I'm being fun, but- That gave me more appreciation for the people that go through it, to be honest.

Yeah. Because you know that at any point, you should be like, no, and fuck you. If I'm vomiting and somebody's yelling at me, then I'm going to cry. No, yeah. If I get pushed to the point of throw up

and there's still grown men screaming at me, don't, I'm going to cry. I'd probably crawl out of there. Do you see the part, the thing he did with destroying? they, Destroaring went to the Diamond Gym and it was right before DeStraining's kid was born and DeStoring was about to quit and he was like, man

for your son, man, he's going to see this and he wanted to see his father and I quit and then DeStraining started crying and then they hugged and he'd go Malachi's not going to see this I'd be like, I could just let him not watch it I'd probably leave. How do Malachi I quit?

Dude, dude, dude, kid. I'm like, bro, you don't even know how the f*** that was? I'd love to see you do a bamboo bar. Dude, I used to always think there was this, he's really cool, really like grounded guys but he's like an ultimate whatever the hell black belt double black belt Sincay okay very evil very nice and he always you say very evil very nice and he always

he does these classes that it's like it's like karate but bring your dad bring your parents he'll literally yes so the dad will be on the thing and it's kind of a bit much but he'll literally go dad is in front of him Sincay kids behind him and he's like show me how bad you'll do anything to protect your kid He's like sitting in between him. Wait, what? And he's like wrestling off the sensei. And then he'll do like endurance-based challenges and stuff. Like he's like making him get out of a hold.

And he's like, how bad? Like, will you do anything to save your kid? And these are like, and not like currently active fathers. It's like regular dads. And they're like, they're like trying to get him off. And they're going balls to the wall. And they're like, don't do anything.

They're like getting out in the sense. He's just like, how bad do you want it? How bad do you want? What's the kid? And the kids just like this. In his pose, he's just like this. He's like sitting on his knees. It is the funniest, like, they start tearing up and crying.

And they get off. Yeah, dude, and they're trying so hard. They get red and they're like, what? Start screaming. I've always watched those videos. Like, I would just never do that. I don't know what to look up.

Sincere, uh, it's, it's unreal. I gotta show you this. That's so funny. That's so funny. I remember her. Imagine you were just working at accounting all day. Oh yeah. A grown man put you in a full milson.

He's like, how bad do you love your kid? You have carpal tunnel. Oh my god. Sincay, how bad. I gotta see this that we get in. Oh my God. Sincere, how bad do you... Oh, remember when we looked up at the clock

and there was 30 minutes? Oh yeah. That was demoralizing. By the f***, I just entered in, Sense, how bad do you love your kid? And we're the third video. Oh, okay, that makes it. That's hurtful.

Oh my god, it's this, okay, since it shows, oh, this is another, okay. So this is like another one, this is one, he's making him doing an endurance one. He said, you're a lot heavier than when, than when you were a baby, but he's still gotta push you and just watch. Yeah, dude, and that's the guy though,

but he's done number where he'll, like, wrestle the parents, just like, get to your kid. He's like, go save your kid. It's that guy. If you see that guy, you can click another one. There's like strings and violins. No, bro.

That's the funniest ever. Bro, it's un... I mean, he's actually, like, great... I get the message. When you actually watch it, great messages by the guy. Like, really good words, but... Actually, like, he's very inspirational. But just the concept.

Like, I'm not... I love my kid. I know I'll do whatever it takes, but it's like, I'm not doing that in front of other strangers. Yeah. I'm not doing that. And, like, what does that prove? Yeah, and it's like, I literally have to get out,

get in my forerunner and drive home. Yeah. I'm not doing that. What do we do whenever the Diamond Gym sees us and they tell us to come? I'm not going. Now, I believe it's Hattie and Unk. Love the videos. The videos. I guess I thought you all were owners of the gym, which to be honest, you should be.

You need to get some equity because you're bringing a lot of attention. You need to get some breached. But I love the videos. I love the message behind it. I personally know I'd fail very bad, and I need to train more before I get to that point. So thank you and love you. I go. I'd go, I'd just say no.

And I'd drink water. And I'd have my eyes absolutely shut. I'd be like, please stop yelling at me. Yeah, like, dude, you don't have to be mean. He's like, 20 more! Dude, no, the literal shit would kill me. After everything, they finished, they drop and do like 40 boarded pushups. Yeah, I'm tired.

I would die. I go, hey, I'm sorry, I'm tired. It's like, bro, I watch people that literally make a living off of lifting weights, like crumble in your gym. And I'm just, I'm supposed to go in there and be one punch man. and just be this incredible, no, get out of here. I'd be done after the first exercise. What?

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