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We got co-host Cam back in the studio.
Oh, Cam.
Oh, what?
What's wrong?
I can't even sit down.
That's sticky as power, and I'm wearing gray sweatpants, and that's mountain berry blast. It's blue as hell,? I can't even sit down. That's sticky-ass powerade. I'm wearing gray sweatpants, and that's Mountain Barry Blast.
It's blue as hell, and I can't sit on it.
Cam, I intentionally missed your seat.
No, you intentionally got my square.
When you poured water and defecated on it, it's always been over here.
This week, that is a line exactly where my left outer thigh will be placed.
I forgot your wide hip, your wide body.
Yes, I'm a wide big bearing load and that
is gonna be on my thigh and that's honestly that is so upsetting i literally my fingers are sticky
i just touched it my fingers are sticky you know fun fact that powerade was there before the break
oh i know i remember you drinking it so that is that is age like wine powerade that is now
fermented powerade sitting in here doing nothing but growing.
Here, I'll clean it.
Your snack-
See, dude, I-
If you weren't so indigested...
Come on, Cam, it's clean now.
Take a seat.
We got co-host Cam.
We got co-host Cam coming to you live from the dry cleaners,
fixing his pants.
They're blue-stained, sticky, and wet.
Come on, sit down.
You're good.
It's fine.
Oh, God.
Cam, I feel like we started this episode off on the wrong foot.
Really?
Really?
You don't say.
You started it on a revving up, like a power terrain scooter foot,
and I'm starting it hugging the arm of my couch.
You look...
I'm going to sit like this. Away from it.
You don't look right when you do that, though.
You don't look good.
I look small.
I look like a small man.
Can we announce something?
Both of our mustaches are too long.
They're too long.
So gross.
That's the first thing.
They're both too long.
We need haircuts.
We are Wolverines.
We are Wilf.
Wilf?
It's like men.
Wolverines, I.
It's like man and men.
Wilf. Wolf is man is man wolf is men i thought you were going like wolverines i'd like to oh like a wolf i was like oh man taylor lottner is a wolf taylor
lottner is a wolf i always team jacob dude i was i was definitely team jacob it gave more masculine
i was like that other guy he's white as snow. He's got to go outside a little bit.
I don't care if he's a vampire.
Got to get some spray on.
Got to get some tan.
Just go to a planet tan.
Have you ever been honest about that?
About what?
Remember that one summer you would go get spray tans?
I did not go get spray.
On Jesus Christ.
On Jesus Christ.
I've never got a spray tan.
I've never got a spray tan in my life.
I went to tanning beds. No. I swear to God, I've never got a spray tan. Boom! I've never got a spray tan in my life. I went to tanning beds.
No.
I swear to God, I've never received a spray tan.
Either you lied to me then or you're lying to me now.
I lied to you then, I guess.
I've never received a spray tan.
You, Ryan, and Sanjan...
I had a membership at Planet Tan that I would go to after 24-Hour Fitness.
I'd get a pump, and then I'd go get dark.
That's what I did, because I said, I'm tired of being the scrawny white guy
with his nipples blind to the other patrons on the beach.
I said, I want to go and be tan and muscular.
I remember.
Never spray those.
Because I remember we would hang out that summer.
You would come over.
I'd be like, dude, you just look darker.
And I saw you six hours ago.
What happened?
You were like, dude, me and Ryan and Sanjay go get spray tans.
And I remember.
You put that in your own figment of your imagination. No, i remember y'all took a picture on the hood of a car
and y'all like this and y'all all tan and glistening yeah and that was because of a tanning
bed no because i remember you're like i can't put on sun you're like i can't lay on my sheets right
now okay i never said that probably because i smell like ass that's probably why i couldn't
lay on my dude a combination of sweating at the gym and then going in tanning was rough i've never gotten a tan and then one day i have natural melanin that
god graces me with yeah that must be nice and that is a luxury that we all don't have because if i
don't tan or if i don't choose to go get burned by the all-giving sun then i will be white and
gross so you should thank the Lord and your parents for that.
I don't really understand that.
What?
That I'm white and gross?
No.
A little bit pudgy.
I'm like a sourdough starter if I don't tan.
I'm just like a moldable goo that's white.
No, I don't understand tanning.
Like, how are we, not we, how are you, like, how is your kind?
Yeah, how is y'all, how do y'all do that?
Isn't it crazy that we can just, as human beings, we can just go outside, lay down.
And burn.
And burn.
And then we look different.
Yeah.
You know you can still, like, you can tan technically in the winter.
Yeah, because there's UVs.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
I thought it was the only summer thing.
I didn't know about UVs until you told me that this year.
It doesn't have to be hot.
A lot of people think it's the heat.
It's the UV index.
No, no.
It's insane, though.
Yeah, no, it's BS.
It's actually more upsetting that you can go and you're out in the sun and, oh, yeah,
throw me another brew.
Oh, this song's so good.
Oh, I look amazing and beautiful and I don't hurt at all.
And I'm like, ouch, I'm burning alive.
Yeah, that's the part that I hate the most.
Yeah, but you get pulled over without a panic attack,
so that's fun, isn't it?
You want to see who wins this one?
Oh, okay.
You want to go?
No, no, no, no.
I would be so far under.
No, no, no, I'm kidding.
But you have a special announcement.
Do I?
You do.
Do I?
And I'm going to put him on blast right now.
Oh, God.
So that this special announcement has to come true.
Oh, my God.
I'm so nervous.
This is Cam's last episode.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Why?
You're a rat bastard.
This is Cam's last episode with a full head of hair, man.
Let's go.
He's getting it buzzed off, baby.
If y'all do want to see the aftermath of what has been,
no, if you want to see the aftermath of what has felt like a year
of hyping myself up, trying to get the courage to do it,
next episode, episode 143,
you will see co-host Cam in a different light.
And it'll probably be a different light.
It's going to be a big-ass, white, bald head.
No, if I...
You're going to have to go get tanned after that.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to have to go to the tan
to get some Just For Men, too, because, oh, man.
But, yeah, cats out the bag because of this rat bastard.
Basically, him and olivia have been
telling me that i would look good with this that i should do this because i did say it they never
pressured me i said i want to do this but now i i was kind of been a chicken for the last i don't
know calendar year and they're making me do it so okay we have been pressuring you but then
this week we spent a week away from each other we intentionally like let's take our time
relationship counseling we're just like we spent a week go to your room i'll be in fine we spent
the week away from each other and absence makes the heart grow fonder it does i missed you a lot
until i started thinking about your future haircut okay and i said maybe it's not a good idea yeah
okay so basically my fear i have a large nugget. You
see there, I'll give you a profile, both sides. All right. So my fear is one of two things happens.
I get this haircut and my head becomes larger or my head shrinks. Now my entire life I've been on
the side of, I think my head will become large because there's no hair to hide my head. Right. But now the barber that will be doing this, Brooks, my wife, my closest of friends and brothers,
they say that they think my head will look smaller because the hair's adding poofiness.
Maybe I'll have a normal head after this.
What you'll have to do is—
I'll never have a normal head.
I've got a hook in the back.
Yeah, no, you need to ice it.
But what needs to happen is i i figured out the science
of it you need to trim the beard down with the haircut you can't have what if i got my haircut
and i was like it's like a cold compress and i tried to like or a really hot one and i'm like
push it in yeah oh man no the beard will come down a little bit. It'll have to. I was just thinking, like, you could look horrible.
Stop saying this!
You could.
But this is my whole...
This is my fear.
Why are you saying this?
You're not helping the case.
But I'm being honest.
You can never say I'm not honest.
Exactly, but sometimes honesty is not the best policy.
You need to hype me up and say,
you're going to look great, you're going to look sexy.
Then, once it's done, if I look bad,
then you can say that, because I can't... Hey back on it's gone it's done you ever seen kim
possible you remember rufus if i come out looking like roof first off i'd be like brooks did you
shave my body i said why why am i glistening if i came out looking like rufus yeah i would you
would not the only time any of y'all would see me every week is is the podcast i would be glued in
a dungeon in my house but you know what we'll be you know what you don't need to do because you ran
past the idea of getting an eyebrow slit and you don't need to do that okay no i did not no i did
not i'm not getting the eyebrow slit i'm not getting the design right there what if i did
what if i came back i got an extra piercing on each ear, put more studs, didn't even add
a different earring.
It was just two studs each ear, eyebrow slit, and a sick-ass design.
Yeah, and you got a tooth gem.
And I got a tooth gem, yeah.
And then I just went like, oh, man.
I'd be like, it's a midlife crisis at 26.
Yeah, that's bad.
That is a very young midlife crisis.
But it could be really good.
I think it will.
I hope.
Okay, this is your first thing.
You got to let me know in the comments, do you think I'm going to look better? And I want honesty. But it could be really good. I think it will. I hope. Okay, this is your first thing.
I got to... You got to let me know in the comments.
Do you think I'm going to look better?
And I want honesty.
Do you think I'm going to look better with the cut or worse with the cut?
Do you think my head's going to look larger or my head's going to be smaller?
Please let me know in the comments.
And the first people that get to see it is obviously the Koala Club.
Yes.
Koala Club will see it first.
Patreon always gets any and everything first.
You already know that.
Koala Club members, I'm really counting on y'all to give me confidence
because this could be
a very dark time in my life.
And I just thought of a good idea.
I go with you
and we vlog the whole thing.
Oh, I already, oh, 100%.
And Koala Club gets to actually see
my first reaction
and all of our first reactions
to this buzz cut.
Honestly, you remind me of my dog
when he got bit by a bumblebee in the mouth.
What are we doing?
He ate a bumblebee, he got bit by it,
and I didn't want to pet him.
I was like, Malcolm, until that swelling goes down,
you're not my dog.
So you're going to want to stop making love to me
if this haircut comes out bad.
Well, it would more be like, hey, no eye contact.
Like, you know what I mean?
Turn around.
Ball caps and beanies only.
Okay, I get to wear a bonnet,
and then I have to turn around.
Yeah, okay.
And I also was thinking about you.
Oh, my God, I'm starting to sweat.
It's cold in here.
I'm starting to sweat just thinking about you.
Your son is coming up here in a little bit.
He's making his rookie debut.
He is.
It's his rookie season.
We're going to see what numbers he can put up in his rookie season.
And I was also thinking, genuinely, like I was going around shopping,
doing a lot of things.
I was going to Ikea, a lot of family places. to ikea a lot of family places i was seeing a lot of babies a lot of them and 98 of the babies i saw
watch your tongue i said yuck okay like wow like that you can't be proud taking that out in public
okay good god almighty babies need a minute they're new to the world they're new to all the
pollen flying around.
A lot of their faces have little baby acne,
and they don't have kneecaps yet, and their toes are creepy.
No, it's not even like that.
It's just like, hey, if you were to tell me that thing came from space, I'd believe you.
Like, a lot of them look like little aliens.
Put it, put it, you better say this and clear the air.
You will say this right now, or you will not be his uncle, his loving uncle.
Okay.
Your nephew will fall on that 2%. Yes. There we go. But let me say this right now or you will not be his uncle his loving uncle okay your nephew will fall on that two percent yes there we go but let me say this oh my god if he doesn't i will have
to be honest with you i i appreciate honesty like i will be there i love honest i'll be in the
waiting room when live gives birth correct am i gonna be there am i allowed to be there i don't
know oh this is new no i i i assume so yes wait a minute live waiting room yes you
should be that's what i said yes sorry i'm so i will say payton 100 i cannot speak if my wife's
not here you never know with live you never know with live i can't come no you you one i'm saying
lives not here we should we call live no no. Okay. You fight for my honor right now.
Yes, you will be in the waiting room.
You will be in the waiting room.
100%.
I can't promise you that you will see in the, go in the actual room.
I don't want to be in there.
It's going to smell like rank tuna fish.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get him.
No, get him.
There's no seafood.
There's no oysters. There's no seafood. There's no oysters.
There's no tuna.
There's no salmon.
There's going to be a woman and a baby and a big ass white umbilical cord that I got to cut with a pair of shears.
That's what's going to be in there.
And then apparently the placenta looks like a liver in a bag.
And we're still not eating that.
Oh, we're never eating that.
I'm never touching it.
I'm not doing anything with it. Let me put it in a mason jar. Put it in a mason jar. Is it an eating that. Oh, we're never eating that? I'm never touching it? I'm not doing anything with it?
Let me put it in a mason jar.
Put it in a mason jar?
Is it an urn?
No, but when he graduates high school,
he'll be like,
look, it's you.
Hey, this is the thing that fed you.
That'd be the creepiest.
You'd be on a list.
Imagine graduating high school
and your uncle goes,
here's your placenta.
Are you shitting me?
That'd be the strangest,
creepiest gift someone could receive.
All I'm saying
is i brought this up to say if your kid comes out and i am not like wow oh oh my god that's so cute
okay i'm going to be honest i'll be like cam don't let that thing touch me okay now that's fair but
most you have to understand this though most babies Most babies, right when they come out, they're not good to look at.
There's like cottage cheese falling off of them.
One eye's open, one's closed.
A little bit of blood on the stomach.
It is a rough scene.
Rough scene.
Their belly button's going to be protruding two inches for about a month.
Yeah, it gets hard like plastic and falls off.
I don't think that's just a baby thing.
I remember I went to a pool party at elementary school.
Somebody still had that.
Is that not okay to say?
The fact you were at pool parties
in elementary school
tells me everything I need to know about you
to this exact day.
No.
It was part of our end of the year thing.
Like our end of the year party.
You were in bathing suits.
Yes.
With girls.
Yes.
Where?
At the school?'re still at a pool
there was a community pool because there's a there's like a neighborhood on the other side
of the street and they had a community pool we would have our like end of the year fifth grade
party there and you didn't live there you know that's what i made out with the girl with the
hunchback remember i said that you made out with quasimodo in a community pool for a neighborhood
you invaded and you took over and you made out with the hunchback
of Notre Dame that's what you're telling me I think I got a hunch now I do have a hunch now
there's no thinking brother you are like a like a lowercase c if you don't if you stand right
your shit is I bet I bet if someone cracked you right in your back it would like fix you it hurt
but it fixed you you'd go you'd get taller you'd be six you. You'd go, you'd get taller. You'd be 6'9". Immediately, you'd go, and you'd just shoot up and rock it up.
Okay, we could close this baby thing out.
Yeah, get off my son.
Closing it out.
You're going to love him regardless.
No, by promising.
No, you'd say yes.
You're going to love him regardless.
Say yes.
What if he's a bad person?
Say you're going to love him.
No, no, you're going to love him.
If he's a bad person, I won't.
If he's a bad person, then I failed as parents, you failed as uncle. I have no responsibility. You're going to love him regardless. Say it now. I'll love him. If he's a bad person, I won't. If he's a bad person, then I failed as parents, you failed as uncle.
I have no responsibility.
You're going to love him regardless.
Say it now.
I love him.
Okay.
I say, okay, you have to promise me as a friend, if your kid comes out and you know it will creep me out,
like the way he looks is not up to par for my standards, you come out of that hospital room,
you go to the waiting room, I'm excited with balloons, you go, Peyton, not now.
Yeah, I go, I'm like, we'll see you Thursday. I go, take them, we'll just get out of that hospital room, you go to the waiting room, I'm excited with balloons you're going to pay. Not now. Yeah, I go, I'm like, we'll see you Thursday.
I go, take them and just get out of here.
You know, what if I literally, he had a swaddle on him,
and I was like, look, here's my son.
And you went, oh, my God, I'm so ready.
I removed it, and he was like.
It's really comforting.
I'm like, meet your nephew.
He's like.
He just looks crazy.
What would you do?
I'd be...
Oh, yeah.
Don't you dare say it.
I'd run.
No, don't say it.
There you go.
I'd run, and then you would take a month off.
We'd have C.J. or Pierce right here.
And I don't even want to look at you.
I'd be like, that's what you're making, huh?
We took nine months for that?
That's all?
That's all I could do?
What was Liv eating?
This kid's crooked.
We're joking.
None of that's going to happen.
I'm going to love the kid.
My son's going to be beautiful.
I mean, I hope.
Okay, here's the one thing I really, I don't know.
Sometimes when two beautiful people have a kid, the kid is just, yeah, but y'all, you
don't have that issue.
So don't worry about that you're holding your end
of the bargain if not okay okay you know what you know what you're making sure that ratio
you know okay that kid's gonna be fine god's honest truth from a woman's perspective put your
eyes put yeah you can't really say you were a woman yes not right now because i am grit stop it
i am grisly and nasty.
Need a haircut.
I'm going to have a haircut.
What would you rate me?
One out of ten.
One out of ten.
What would you rate me?
Honestly.
Don't look at my clothes.
I saw that.
That's so mean.
The first thing you did was you looked me up and down at my fit.
That's so rude.
Okay.
Me.
Knowing you?
Or just like, I just see you on the street.
You just see me.
We're at a dive bar watching the Cowboys.
Are you walking?
What the hell does that mean?
The way you walk is creepy.
I have a bad walk?
Dude, you walk like out.
That's just, I'm bow legged.
I can't help that.
It takes a rating.
Okay.
You see me.
You're not looking at my feet.
I have an appropriate, I have like maybe a 7.5 out of 10 fit on.
Like I didn't get iced out, but I'm not like bumming.
Got a haircut?
Have a haircut.
And go.
I'm walking.
Oh, you're walking.
I'm walking towards you.
Oh, you're walking towards me?
Towards you.
Oh, I hate when you walk towards me.
You go, oh.
No.
Help.
I'm like.
Yes, dude.
You always look like
You're on a mission
And you want something
Okay
No
Like it's not
You never
You don't have a warm embrace
Yes I feel like I'm the most
I'm the warmest person here
When you speak
And we get to know you
Yes
But when you're initially coming up
I'll be like
I don't have food
I'm never gonna be able to come back from these allegations.
Okay, deadass rating you, though.
One at a ten.
What am I?
Stop looking at my fit.
I look your eye.
You literally go, okay, rating you.
Every time.
Just look at me.
But don't imagine the mustache is trimmed, the beard is trimmed, my hair is thick.
8.7. See, that's all right. See, I'll take that. And then when you the mustache is trimmed, the beard is trimmed, my hair is thick. 8.7.
See, that's all right.
See, I'll take that.
And then when you get to know you, it goes up.
Oh, so even more.
8.8.
0.1 when you get all of me, all of what I have to offer is 0.1.
Yes.
You're a 10.
Oh, thanks.
You're a drop dead 10.
I don't think so.
No, you are a 10.
And then when you know you, you're like a 6.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Why? No, you are a 10, and then when you know you, you're like a 6. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Why?
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Because of how I live?
No.
Yeah.
No, you're a 10.
You are a 10 outsider looking in, and you're a 10 inside looking in.
Yeah, me and your wife have a strange relationship.
Yeah, you don't hug, and it makes me mad.
No, not that.
It's almost we're too close.
Yeah, you're literally like brother and sister.
I don't know if you know this, but I'm going to tell you something.
What's going on today? Are you here to piss me off? Here to frighten me?
Remember back in college?
Yes.
We were all drinking.
My heart is literally thumping right now.
I was about to say, what are you telling me?
No, but your wife did send me a video of you in the shower while she was peeing.
You've seen my jibbly bits?
You've seen me naked?
Butt naked and wet?
She sent it like on a Wednesday at 9 a.m.
Was I at least facing away?
I oftentimes face away from the door.
Okay.
So you saw my ass.
You did look sick here.
You look like you're hiding.
I looked like I was hiding?
Where's this video?
I didn't save it.
Oh, okay.
CJ knows about it.
And CJ's at...
You saw it too?
You creep.
Yeah, and he goes, save it.
Oh, you little freak and I said
no I don't want that
Liv genuinely
I don't talk to Liv
like unless we're in person
yeah
like we're not just texting
well we will
but like about something
like there is an objective
to our conversation
dude
I get a random video
from Liv
at like noon
on a Wednesday
and
I said
why is Liv sending me a video in invisible
ink and I said is this supposed to go to me and so I go yeah I scrub it out and I see a white figure
with glass around it and I said is that cam and play it. And I was charging my car so it connected to the aux.
Oh, my God.
And I hear Liv Tinklin.
It's like a low water pressure hose.
Oh, yeah.
That is a raunchy video.
My wife's pissing.
I'm big and gooey, just naked and white.
I looked like that.
You were like tucking.
No, no, no, no no it was don't say i was
tucking i'm over here yeah but like there was no movement of like cleanliness you're literally
back to her yeah facing the wall of the shower just small head down i said bro baby yourself
stand up so you never have times in the shower.
First off, it was cold in the house.
We just now turned on the heater, so it was cold.
But second, I just got back from the gym.
You never have times where you just let the water hit?
Yeah, but I'm out.
I'm open.
Like, hit me.
I'm not.
I probably just went, oh, this feels so good.
I was like giving myself a hug.
And you're like stuck.
Like, your head was down.
You're just like this.
Maybe I was like seizing or something.
So you saw my ass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like bare ass.
Yeah, it's not the first.
That's the first time I've seen everything at once.
Normally I just see portions.
Okay, well, did it look all right?
It was a bad view.
It was a bad view.
It was a bad view.
No.
It's like, where is that when the clothes are on?
I said, that's not there not like big
just like a lot no no i'm built bad
oh no i love you though i love you too you i mean i want okay that was gonna sound
what just happened i just heard like a horn. A horse? A horn. A horn.
It's probably outside.
Oh, okay.
If you, okay, if this same video re-created were to be you naked, it'd be so funny.
Because you would literally, okay, here's the difference.
I'm going to show you all me showering versus Peyton.
This is me showering.
Just standing still.
According to him.
This is me.
It's exactly what it was.
It was exactly that.
Just booty butt.
This would be Peyton.
If that's the door of the shower or something, this would be Peyton.
What?
Okay, okay.
That would be you.
That video could be sold for millions.
No, things go south.
I'm starting that website.
Oh, yeah.
No, you have free bags for life if you want to.
All you got to do is say, morals gone.
There you go.
And now you're set.
I just showed myself.
Oh, my God.
Dude, my heart.
No way.
Why did she sin that, first off?
Dude, that's my question.
I don't know.
She was just having a day of, like, spontaneity.
She was just feeling a little like she wanted to share you.
But it's like, don't share you with me.
Yeah, and she will.
If she's going to share me with anyone, I'd want it to be you.
Okay.
And it is you.
But anything you want to bring up, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine. It's fine. It is absolutely fine.
Oh my God. That's just wild.
I can't even be naked in my own home.
Yeah, no, you have no, like, sanctuary.
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Oh my god, I completely forgot to tell you about this story.
Last week, we were in Oklahoma for Thanksgiving.
So we're all sitting there talking, our family
and everything, and we started talking about Christmas
lists. And someone,
you know, I'm not going to say their name though, but they
had like a thousand dollar pair of shoes on their
list. It was ridiculous.
You're not getting that. You've done nothing't do that. You're not getting that.
You've done nothing to earn that.
You're not good enough to get that.
Yeah.
So that was the consensus.
But then you're not good enough to get that.
No,
you're absolutely,
you don't deserve that.
You have not proven to me that you deserve four figure shoes.
You're not getting it,
but here we go.
So that was on their list.
Yeah.
And then the,
um,
the older people lives,
uh,
dad,
stepmom,
everyone's like,
what the hell kind of shoot? Like, why would you spend a thousand on shoes? Yeah. And they started talking about names's dad, stepmom, everyone's like, what the hell kind of shoes?
Like, why would you spend $1,000 on shoes?
And they start talking about names.
And they can't think of it.
And I shit you not, Liv's father literally says this.
So they're like, oh, it's some shoes.
It's like $1,000.
And he walks in the room.
He goes, $1,000 shoes.
He goes, what are they, Kendrick Lamar's?
Oh.
Yeah, literally, I was like, what did you just say? He said they're kendrick lamar's oh yeah literally i was like what did you just say he said they kendrick lamar's shoes and i said are you kidding me i don't think that's the right
industry never been a thing i said he dropped an album not a clothing line like thousand dollar
pair of kendrick lamar shoes and then oh my god my mind just went all i was like what would those
even look like and i was like are you like do you know what you're saying before you say it was.
I'm not going to lie.
Kendrick Lamar would probably drop a fire shoe.
It probably would.
It'd be like a weird one, but it'd be cool.
Because he's into fashion.
Yeah.
PG Lang and all them, they're into fashion.
Those big, that big belt buckle he wears.
Belt buckle is so nice.
So cool.
But you just reminded me of something.
What?
Talk to me.
Well, it didn't remind me of anything, actually, but it made me want to ask you a question.
So you're a liar.
I have a thing about Christmas gifts.
Christmas is around the corner.
It is.
I feel like there should be a rule with Christmas gifts.
As in what rule?
I live by this rule.
God, it's going to be scary.
If it's Christmas, you can't bathe until after, and then four days after that, it's a natural
stench for Christmas.
That's my rule. You really want to bring Christmas? You want Grinch stench for Christmas. Like, that's my rule.
You really want to bring Christmas?
You want Grinch there?
Don't bathe.
Like, that's your rule.
No, my rule is if I can't afford the gift I'm asking for,
I'm not going to ask somebody else for it.
Okay, that's absolutely terrifying.
That's terrifying from you.
Why?
So if you can't afford it, you can ask for it?
No, take me out of it. This i want a cyber truck i go what are you shitting me no i'm talking i've always been this way oh i'm
talking about like take me out of the equation i'm saying you shouldn't ask for a gift that you
can't afford yourself yeah okay unless you're a kid because obviously you can't afford anything
you have no money you have no money no money but if you're a kid because obviously you can't afford anything you
have no money you have no money no money but if you're like an adult that has a steady job right
you you make a good honest living right you shouldn't ask for a truck you shouldn't ask for
a thousand dollar pair of kinder galmars you shouldn't ask for a thousand dollar pair of shoes yeah is that fair i to an extent yes i would 95 agree i would say
if you know if you have like that you know whatever that very well-off uncle aunt that
absolutely loves you doesn't have kids of their own you know they go crazy each christmas and
they prompt you for crazy gifts like you got to tell me what you want like and if you know it
like it's been a repetition right that'd be the be the only thing. You are bad at gift giving.
No, I'm not.
You are...
I can't remember a single gift you've ever gotten me.
Now, that literally made me want to jump on your couch
and absolutely kick you in your teeth.
That made me want to sweet chin music the living hell out of you.
And I don't want you to touch me right now,
because that's often...
That is off-limp.
That is so rude.
Okay, I'm not... That is so rude. I'm not saying they weren't good, but if I can't remember them.
That is you doom-scrolling and not me being a bad gift giver.
Name last Christmas gift.
What did you give me?
The thing you use every single day in your bathroom.
No, I lost the plug-in for it.
No, you didn't.
I haven't used it.
I just put my phone outside my shower.
The HomePod?
That's such bullshit, bro.
CJ knows I don't use the HomePod.
You really lost the cord? Yes.
Well, the cord's attached, but the little
dongle to go into the wall, I don't have an extra one.
Are you kidding me?
You don't use that every day.
You don't use that? No, no.
When were you going to tell me that? Now.
That hurts.
Who's a better gift giver me or you i'd say you that
doesn't make automatically make me bad which means you're one i'm two okay name another gift you give
me it's cool shirts and stuff that you like see you're an asshole and i don't that's i'm not saying
i don't appreciate it so me i appreciate you doing things for me and i and i have a very thought
driven gift this year and now i want to take it back because
you're pissing me off is it though my blood is boiling okay but i'm not gonna lie you do shoot
yourself in the foot with gift giving because for two to three months you'll be in my ear
oh my god payton i really want to tell you this gift it is so good this gift i'm about to give you
is so fire he's an asshole how is this is this not making i mean it's boiling my fucking blood
i oh my god you're getting it confused with not a i it means the world to me doesn't
sound like it at all no genuinely it really sounds like you got that shirt you went hey
oh that's cool thanks cam no but it goes in the closet to a place i can't ever find it
see now is that my so what so you need a closet organizer instead of more clothes?
What do you need?
I'm going to buy you a year membership to a maid.
And she comes...
That'd be a hell of a gift for you.
That would be a great gift.
That'd be a great gift.
I might do that.
That might be a good gift.
Okay, I genuinely just said that to piss you off.
You're a good gift.
No, I don't know.
I swear to God.
You can't take it back now, you little...
No, you can't take it back.
Now that might came out wrong.
That might have not came out as well as you're supposed to.
An a**giver.
Stop saying it because it's not staying.
But it's called it.
That's what it's called.
It's going to get cut.
It's when you, okay, but can I explain it?
Don't say it again, but what does it mean?
For the peers and the jury.
Yeah.
If you give a gift and then you give it back.
So I used it.
Like if you get a gift.
A re-gifter. Exactly, but that's the term. Okay. Now, I'm not sure why and then you give it back. So I used it. Like if you get a gift... A re-gifter.
Exactly, but that's the term.
Now I'm not sure why
and it probably isn't sensitive.
So go ahead and mute that one.
But yeah, that's bullshit.
No, people are going to...
You meant that in your heart of hearts.
People are going to kill me for this.
You are Krumpus.
I am Santa and you are Krumpus.
Who's Krumpus?
Krampus.
It's his demonic brother.
I don't believe in demons.
I'm a follower of Jesus Christ.
Well, then you should
because they're real.
But he created...
No, I mean like I don't associate with them. But'm a follower of Jesus Christ. Well, then you should because they're real. No, I mean, I don't
associate with them. But he created the naughty list
and Santa didn't like it because too many people ended up
getting on it. So then Santa kicked him
out of the North Pole. Okay,
now I do feel bad.
I do feel bad for saying that.
Yeah, you should. Because it was a joke and I
did it to boil your blood. And I'm literally
sweating over here. And I
wanted to intentionally boil your blood just now
because now we have to be vulnerable with each other.
What, are you going to kiss me?
What's going on?
There's a viral trend going around called we listen and we don't judge.
Have you seen this?
So the premise of this game, for people that don't know,
is it's common in marriages and relationships.
We're married, so it's fine basically the two
parties say we listen and we don't judge and we reveal something about ourselves that directly
affects your partner and your partner can't judge they can't yell they can't get mad but you have
to say something that your partner doesn't know and i intentionally just did that to boil your
blood so now we're gonna get into into it, and we don't judge.
Okay, you know I'm a soft guy, right?
You know I'm a soft-hearted, big-time lover.
Jesus Christ, you wrote him down?
You got a notepad of him?
How many things are there that pisses you off?
Okay, this isn't a good look already,
but I need a shaking of hands that when this is over,
we love each other like always.
And no, it literally has nothing to do with you.
I'm just going to tell you things that you don't know that do directly affect you.
That you piss off.
That pisses me off.
No.
Oh.
That will piss you off.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
You're going first.
All right.
We got to say it at the same time.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Cam, I love you.
I love you too.
Jesus.
And hey, I swear to God.
These are true.
That's so disheartening.
Oh my God.
And I've never told you this.
Okay. Ready? These are true. That's so disheartening. Oh my God. And I've never told you this.
Okay.
Ready?
We listen and we don't judge.
Whenever you had your old dog that misbehaved, right?
And you had me watch him while you were at work one time,
I accidentally had my keys in my pocket and i scratched your couch and when you got back
you thought it was him and i just let him take the fall for it all these years
but it was 100 me and my keys
you and liv were so mad at that dog. Okay.
And I felt so bad.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ready?
Yup.
Okay, say it.
We listen and we don't judge.
Uh, one time when all of our family, all of like my family came over to your house, I
intentionally, intentionally farted at the bottom of your stairs to where right when
my parents would walk in,
they thought your place stinks.
And I didn't say anything,
and I did it to just add to the lore,
to the mythical stench of your home.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
That makes sense now.
I'm sorry.
Because the first time your parents came over, my mom thought that they hated her.
No, no, no, no.
And you did that.
She said, I don't think Cam's parents like me.
Oh, I pissed myself.
Oh, my God, I almost peed.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah. Please, Cam. Don't. Don't go for it. pissed myself oh my god i almost peed okay okay ready yeah please cam don't
ready one two three we listen and we don't judge one time when you were working your old job and you had me watch ruby i took her outside without a collar on and she
ran away and I lost her for 10 minutes.
What?
I found
her though. Are you
kidding me?
That's my prized
jewel. I love that dog.
I couldn't find her.
I was so dog. I couldn't find her. I was so scared.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Okay.
All right, you ready?
She was in like the woods.
Oh my God.
Like, you know, that high grass that was behind you.
Oh my God, yeah.
Oh my God, poor boobie.
She had things all over her.
I said you better not.
Okay, sorry.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Okay.
Oh, man.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
We listen and we don't judge.
One night
Me and Liv were going to some picture
Or something and I asked to borrow those black pants
I asked to borrow the black pants
I found a hundred dollar bill in the pocket
And I lied to myself
So much that I believed it was my money
And I kept it
And never gave it back. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I said, oh, that's for me.
I said, no, I didn't bring my wallet. That had to have been mine right and i just kept it hey hey we don't judge we don't judge we don't judge oh we don't judge
we don't judge oh you've stolen money from me too that same thing's happened well
that goes into this we don't judge we listen and we don't judge. When you used to make a big deal about me always taking your clothes
and never giving them back, for a month, every time I went to your house,
I would take one thing from your house.
What?
Just out of spite.
I would leave with one thing that belonged to you.
What is wrong?
That explains so much.
I'm like, these shirts don't have arms.
How are they leaving me?
They can't get up and crawl out.
Okay.
Don't.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm keeping it in.
I have one more view of it.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Cam, don't make me hit you.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Oh.
We listen and we don't judge.
Do you remember when we filmed the car wash vlog a long time ago, like two years ago on Patreon?
Yes.
When we were cleaning out your car.
We were cleaning out the back of your car.
You went to the front to get trash.
And I grabbed this heavy pole you had and it stabbed your Jeep and broke a piece off.
And I blamed it on you.
It was 100% me.
I grabbed the pole and it went... and it ripped this piece of plastic and i just let you thought it was your own car i just let you think it was you i'm sorry hey
hey sit down we don't judge we don't judge i figured hey he's dirty enough he probably won't
notice dude it was it was like uh i Dude, it was like a tripod or something.
And I literally went to pull it and it was stuck on something.
And I went, a plastic piece went and it came right off the side.
I'm sorry.
It is crazy how aligned our brains are for what I'm about to say.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Let's say it. We listen and we don't judge.
One time in college, you let me take your car at night. Oh no.
And I couldn't see on the back roads.
And I've never been good at reversing either.
So there was a dead end, and I had to reverse out of it.
But there was a railing right there.
And your wheel was scraping the side of it.
And your whole rim just got scratched.
And then when I brought it back, I left your headlights on.
I swear to God.
But I did remember.
And I came down and turned them off like three,
four hours later. The battery was still dead. And this whole time I thought that was Ante.
I thought it was Ante that left the lights on. It was you.
You never noticed that scratch though on that rim. Oh man. Okay. last one.
We listen and we don't judge.
Oftentimes when I show up to your place, if you're downstairs or on the second level,
I don't know why, but I'll go upstairs to your room and I look at your bathroom just to see if you're still dirty.
And then it gives me a sense of like i'm doing all right
and then i just walk out i literally walk up there with no agenda and i look around and i go
and then i come back downstairs i notice you're always you're like what are you doing i'm like
ah i left something and i go up there i just go go, God damn. And I just go right back down.
Oh, man.
Oh, I love you, buddy.
Oh, I love you too.
Sorry about your car. Holy hell, yeah.
You...
Where would you even have to reverse back then?
Why are you in reverse?
I just remember there was a dead end road.
You know I just drive.
And I took your car because I said I needed food or something.
I don't remember what I left for.
Where was your car?
Where was Patty?
You just didn't want to drive her. You're like, I feel like I'm a wreck today. Damn, can I get your car because I said I needed food. I don't remember what I left for. Where was your car? Where was Patty? You just didn't want to drive her.
You're like, I feel like I'm a wreck today.
Damn, can I get your keys?
And you just took mine?
You literally took the resale value of my Jeep down.
Okay, but that's...
I was wondering why the back of that shit was broken.
That's pure accidental, though.
Genuine accident.
It was lodged, but there was so much shit on top i couldn't see what it
was lodged on and i started pulling it wouldn't come and i yanked it and went so you owe me a
hundred dollars and a couple thousand yeah a couple thousand it was a plastic cover inside
the jeep no that's crazy bro no and i only i really only only you oh oh oh oh i really only owe you like $25 because you've stolen $75 of my dollars.
$75 of your dollars?
Yeah, same thing.
Huh.
You asked to borrow my clothes.
There's my money in it, and you said, lucky day.
No, I was washing your clothes, trying to be a good person and bring them back to you,
but that was paying for my services.
No.
I lended you my clothing.
You've stolen my clothing.
I've never stolen your clothes.
Blue shorts, they're still yours.
The white and brown little chrome hearts, you still have them.
I do have those.
Socks, still have them.
My tricolored underwear, still have them.
I hate those, too.
You probably have my All Saints shirt.
You probably have that shirt. No, I don't. If we're being 100% CJ, if we're keeping a buck. I genuinely don't have them. I hate those too. You probably have my All Saints shirt. You probably have that shirt.
No, I don't.
If we're being a hundred,
CJ, if we're keeping a buck.
I genuinely don't have that.
Because after we talked about that
like two weeks ago,
I went home and went through
every piece of article.
I was looking at my black shirts
knowing the shirt's white.
I said, maybe I'm just
seeing shit wrong.
I went through every single shirt I owned.
My entire closet
and the dirty clothes
and it's not there.
It's probably in your house.
I've done nasty things
in your shorts too.
Yeah. Those blue shorts are my go-to for nasty times. See that's you don't want those bad is wicked you don't smell them no oh god no they're yours forever they're
yours those used to be a good pair of gym shorts for me you know those were gone for so long and
they were my only pair of navy blue shorts i literally went out and purchased a different
pair of navy blue shorts yeah because now i couldn't rock my navy fits to the gym that and you had them this whole time those shorts i was talking to a girl
for like six months and every time i put those shorts on at night she knew it was go time those
were my red panties those that was your red panty night my blue nike elite shorts you're like come
here girl it's go time oh man that was really funny we need to do that like quarterly yeah
that's our that's our like therapy that was good i have so much more
that i just won't say too i have so much like like bad things that's crazy we're gonna have
to run that back like later down the line that is holy hell we will do it again you should know
podcast okay have you i don't know what i'm just i'm kind of a cynic sometimes yeah yeah i just
there's certain things i see i don't like, and I'm going to say it.
Yeah.
There's this guy on TikTok.
I do not know if your timeline, your For You page has been blessed by it yet, but mine has.
And I went down to Rabbit Hole.
There's this man, grown-ass man, that sprays dog medicine on his hands to make them more rough.
And he holds a block of wood.
I have seen this guy sanding wood with his hands yes knuckles and he tries to light a match with his knuckle yeah
what are you doing yeah no there's some people i think we've have we just ran out of hobbies no i
think we've reverted we've reverted a little bit in our evolution. We are digressing bad. I do think there should be consequences.
Like, certain people shouldn't be in...
Like, if you're doing that, you should have your phone tapped.
We should hear your conversations.
We need to know what else is going on.
If you're spraying dog medicine to make your hands hard and rough
for punching power and utility,
hey, put a glove on and do whatever you need to do.
Like, that's what you feel comfortable doing on the open air.
Yeah.
Now imagine what he does when he locks that door.
Oh, yeah.
When the door's locked, his garage is down, he's already eating dinner.
Yeah.
He's probably chopping someone up.
Dude.
Like, yeah, that might be a lot, but we don't know what this guy's doing.
And I wouldn't trust him.
I wouldn't trust that guy in the same room as me.
And I noticed my dad had rougher hands.
My dad has, like, I could literally, I've touched my dad had rougher hands my my dad has like i've i could literally
i've touched my dad's hand so many times in my life if you were to give me a blindfold and give
me a hundred hands i could feel my dad's that's your mark that's mark's hand i he we were hanging
out for thanksgiving like two weeks ago we're hanging out for thanksgiving when i we never
just hug it's like a dab hug like we're bros but you know what i mean we're men you know what i mean dab hug but in the dab i hurt i hurt myself and i said and i said that's strange that's not
my dad's hand that's not you and then got a little comfortable we're talking catching up
a little bit of drink a little bit of drink my dad goes you trying to go outside and do some pull-ups? No. I love your dad.
I said, if anybody, all my friends know, Mark loves a good pull-up.
Oh, he loves a pull-up.
He will do a pull-up.
You would think he's been in car show.
You would think he did a bit for 25, and the only workout he could have done was pull-ups.
Pull-ups.
And I said, oh, maybe they got like a workout thing in the backyard.
Still strange.
He got like a pull-up bar out there.
Yeah.
Why are you doing that?
You're up there in age.
And I said, damn.
No, I'm saying like for you to buy your own pull-up bar and put it in the backyard, he is.
He looks fantastic.
Yeah.
And he's a savage.
And so I said, no, I'm not going to do that.
It's 1030 and we're sitting here with our drinks. Yeah. And then I said, no, I'm not going to do that. It's 1030 and we're sitting here with our drinks, father.
And then I said, no, I'm not doing pull-ups.
I don't want to work out right now.
I'm a little tipsy.
And he goes, all right, I'm going to go out there.
And so I said, okay.
He goes out there, doesn't turn the porch light on.
He's out there in complete darkness.
Did he have shoes on?
No, of course not.
Oh my God.
No shirt either.
And so, and then I'm like, okay, he was gone for a little bit.
And I was like, let me go check on this old man.
He was freaky ass Thanksgiving.
Your dad's a shirtless, bald, sockless, shoeless.
And he's like, let me drink and do some pull-ups.
And so I lower the blinds to check the porch to see if he's out there doing pull-ups.
I didn't see my dad.
And I said, did he get taken?
Did he run away? Is he lying? Yeah. And we've got to put a silver alert out on him he's old they get lost they run off they're like puppies and so i go out deeper in the backyard
we have a big tree my mom planted this tree years ago my dad is no he's not he's on a tree branch
no he's not doing pull-ups and goes, that's good shit right there.
You don't got to pay for that.
And I said, Dad, do we need to talk?
Yeah.
He said, I'm at 100 right now.
He did 100 pull-ups on a tree outside 1030 Little Drug.
Your dad is a criminal.
He's doing it on your family house tree.
And if you think I'm lying, I think he's trying to impress me. Like, to prove he's not old. Mark, house tree and if you think i'm lying i think he's trying to
impress me like to like prove he's not old mark you're old as shit dog you're about to start you
have a video you videoed him i videoed him the day i was leaving right the day i was leaving home
no what look i swear to god okay the day i left my home to come back here. There's no way.
He's trying to prove something to me.
He's like trying to show out. He's like, I can still take you.
Look, my dad dead ass is doing pull-ups.
We'll put this on the screen.
That's Preston.
He's doing pull-ups in a tree.
Y'all think I'm lying.
This man is repping pull-ups.
He's repping them.
And Mally Malcolm.
Chewing a basketball.
He just gets up there and he's like trying like he wants a reward for it.
He's a sick man.
That's good shit.
You see that?
That's oak.
That tree ain't ever going to turn on you.
He's a sick man.
Holy shit.
And then my mom was doing interpretive dancing to like Lauryn Hill.
And I said, I got to get these people some medicine.
Like they have lost it.
Like, they...
Can you please show me how she's dancing?
Give your best representation.
She was in a flannel suit.
Right? What? Like, her
pants were flannel, her jacket was flannel.
And they were matching. Yes, and a tank top on.
And she was literally like this.
It's like...
Yes! Yes!
And my dad's doing pull-ups in a tree.
Malcolm is two seconds away from death.
Malcolm's screaming, but nothing's coming out.
He's chewing a basketball.
Preston's drinking a 40-ounce Coors Light.
Pacing.
Preston's pacing with his eyes closed.
It's like y'all can never.
Yeah.
I was literally scanning my backyard and i said dude these people
like these people need medicine dog oh so oh my y'all can never question where i get my crazy from
oh my god but that's why you're you yeah 100 fantastic holy shit that's i would have if you
imagine just getting a video like panning video and all that's happening in one that'd be the
greatest video ever've ever seen.
If that would have happened when I was under 18, I would have called CPS.
Like, I would have.
Like, hey, I don't want to be here anymore.
You got to get me out.
Hey, I'm packing my bags right now.
Sit in the car two hours.
I'll have my stuff downstairs.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Okay.
You're scratching your douche, and your belly button hair is so long and wet,
that one curl is wet right above your belly button.
Oh, you're making him breathe.
Stop.
Oh, give you bells
and a nice little silk dress
so you can get some tips.
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You know what that is?
Pop culture, pay and income.
Pop culture, pay and income.
Boo!
Okay, I saw this, and I want to know what you think about it.
Let's hear it.
Disney, right? okay i saw this and i want to know what you think about it let's hear it disney right disney resorts like disneyland and disney world released oh god disney world disneyland the disney
resorts they released a 10 million dollar ticket what have you seen this? No, not at all. I'm immediately pissed off. There's a ticket available for $10 million.
What?
And these are the perks of it.
Yeah, please.
And you can tell me if you think it's worth it or not.
Okay.
You and three guests can go to any park any day for free.
Right?
Is that a good?
It's not for free.
It's for $10 million.
Let's start there. It's $10 million. So don? It's not for free. It's for $10 million. Let's start there.
It's $10 million.
So don't you dare say for free.
You don't think that's a cool perk?
Absolutely.
Off the bat, $10 million, I want ownership.
I want a part of Epcot to say Kennedy.
Kennedy, man.
You can't own a ride.
Kennedy's Pretzel Hut.
That should be the first thing.
We're going to name something after your family,
and we're going to keep it a namesake.
Okay. 10 M's. 10 M's. You and we're going to keep it a namesake. Okay.
10 M's?
10 M's.
You and three, that's four people at any day.
We go right now to Disney.
Forever?
Yes, for the rest of your life.
Okay, go.
You can stay at any hotel on the resort,
as long as there's availability.
Yeah, as long as it's not booked up
from all the other millions of people that want to go.
Even though you have a $10 million ticket, we're not going to boot Sally and John to the curb for you.
Are you fucking kidding me?
But you could stay there.
I don't know if they gave you the penthouse.
Yeah, what am I, in a two-queen room?
I'm in a regular-ass room.
I better have a butler in the penthouse.
I better be able to get food from my pretzel stand whenever I want.
A ride better have my face get food from my pretzel stand whenever I want. A ride.
Better have my face. Oh my god.
And then, last one. Last? There's
three perks. Three
perks. You start to buy the food and stuff
at the resort.
You have to pay for that. The last
one is you have access to all Club 33
locations. What is
Club 33? I don't know, but it has something to do with Michael Jackson.
Yeah, I'm not going to that.
It's like a little house on the park that you can go into
that only Club 33 people can get into.
It's like a little club inside of Disney World.
So for $10 million, let me say that again, $10 million,
million dollars, money that people don't
touch in their lifetime ever i get to go whenever i want stay as long as there's room yeah and i get
a club 33 membership that is disney should literally be ashamed they should be ashamed
for making that available i'm not even kidding that is awful i
think what is awful payton what i read was the equivalent is a family of four going every day
for 22 years exactly you would get your money back exactly you would be you'd be getting your
money's worth yeah you'd be in the profit every day for 22 years yes that is that is that is
nonsense i'm not if i had 10 million dollars
i'd do it no you i would if i had just 10 million dollars to blow literally wouldn't let you like
if i was a billionaire exactly that's the only people that that's even made for yeah which if
that's your target audience that's cool and i'm not gonna lie that's dumb because billionaires
and not even billionaires just multi multi-multi-millionaires, they just rent the park out. Yeah, they're not going to, they're not going,
every day for 22 years.
Yeah.
I haven't even took a shit every day for 26 years.
So I have a better chance of pooping every day
for 22 years straight
than I do to get my money's worth
of the $10 million golden ticket.
Okay, but say whenever we we all like make
it big right all of us all of us we're we're loaded all of us you want to go 2.5 m's on this
yes no shot in hell no way have you okay i'm gonna say this because you've never experienced
the magic of disney not that magical can't be can't be worth 10 m's dude it's like you're in
a absolutely not nope can't be it literally can't it's like you're in a absolutely not nope campy it can't literally
camp it's like you're in a different world though bro okay so let me let's let's do the scenario we
go on wednesday we have a blast yes we stay in their cool little two queen bedroom right oh here's
room for four and there's enough room we wake up thursday have a blast yes let's even stretch it
to a third a third day in a row
at the same park
where we're buying food and drinks
after spending $10 million
three days in a row
at the same place.
We've covered every ride.
We've took every picture.
We've seen every prop.
Okay?
We go home.
What's next?
Huh?
We going back?
When?
Tomorrow.
Next week?
Yeah.
To do what?
The same shit again? And then we're going back when? The next day? Tomorrow. Next week? Yeah. To do what? The same shit again?
And then we're going back when?
The next day?
No, you have extended family.
You bring four people, three more people.
Oh, so I have to keep going.
That would turn into hell.
That would turn into a nightmare.
That's like you're buying a $10 million sentence, like a dare.
No, but I'm saying like they're friends, they're friends' friends.
Could you even imagine going to Six Flags once a month for every month?
As soon as it hit March, we'd be like, hey, I'm tired of this.
How many times can I ride the Titan?
The juggernaut still hurts, and this isn't fun.
And the funnel cakes are old.
Why are we here?
But hypothetically.
Payton, every day for 22 years.
That's like, think about this.
That's like buying three, maybe two pets.
Having a pet, a whole lifespan,
and then redoing it every day.
But instead of a pet, you're at a Disney World.
That is...
Okay, but hypothetically, right?
If the rooms weren't booked, you could live there.
I was thinking that'd be the only way.
You could literally live at Disney.
But then you're so out of money.
You're so out of money.
Hey, I want some food.
Oh, there's a $42 peach bellini for one drink.
No, I'm sure if you have $10 million to throw around,
you're not worried about the price of the peach bellini.
See, but that's your problem right there.
I'm not, there's no, no one,'s only for the the elite the zero point zero zero one zero zeros there's those
the only people that disney should shut up disney should be ashamed genuinely okay but say let's
let's build our own disney ticket right now what would actually be cool for a family i don't know
how much it takes i don't know how much it costs but let let's say Disney does a $10,000 ticket. Oh, I'd do it. A $10,000 ticket.
Same perks.
You get to go.
I don't know how much that equates to for Disney.
I don't know how much it costs.
Okay, I would say once every three months.
I was going to say that, too.
Like, you get to go quarterly, or you get to go three times a year.
Yes.
You, three others, you stay.
And foods included.
You stay. To a certain extent. Food,, three others, you stay. And foods included. You stay.
To a certain extent.
Food.
And you get like a food like.
Yeah, like you get this much.
Like a stipend.
Yes.
And then you get the front of every line.
Yeah.
The fact there's not even a fast pass in that.
I bought a $10 million ticket and I'm waiting behind a shitty snotty nose kid that's picking
his ass and waiting to
get on the same ride as me 10 million dollars and I have to wait behind that little shit
you're you are kidding me I better be able to walk up to a worker and be like turn it on there's no
what dude I don't think we're I don't I I really don't think we're comprehending $10 million.
They better give $10 million worth, $10 million worth of money going to Disney for a ticket?
No.
They better give me a Disney movie.
I better have a Disney shirt on.
They better, people better ask me about the park and ask me, hey, can I go there?
Not today.
I want that for my family.
You can't go on that ride.
This ride's off limits except for my blood today.
It's like, I'm going to ride this ride for 12 hours straight.
Yeah, and no one's allowed to get on.
Can I sit by you?
Please, sir.
It's my first.
Get the hell away.
You didn't get the $10 million golden ticket.
You're not Willy Wonka.
They didn't even have a fast pass.
That's magnificent.
That is actually, that's insane.
Yeah, no, it's crazy.
Okay, here's what we're going to do real quick.
Imagine the same thing.
$10 million.
All three of those rules apply.
We're going to add things on until as a consensus, we think it's worth $10 million.
Okay?
First thing, you can eat and drink whatever the fuck you want.
That is the first thing.
$10 million.
You can order seven pretzels for your little kid that's only going to eat half of one,
and they're going to serve it to you with a smile.
That's the first thing.
You can eat whatever the hell you want.
You can drink whatever the hell you want, alcohol included.
That's first.
There's no stipend.
There's no limit.
You can get whatever the hell you want.
That is first.
Second, I'm not staying in a one king and a pullout.
There's going to be a penthouse that is literally labeled 10M,
and if another 10 million dollar
ticket holder isn't there that day that's mine and that's gonna be locked in love there's gonna
be big ass tvs disney movies on all snacks and drink no weighted scale if you pick it up you buy
it no yeah everything there better be a robe all that stuff so immediately penthouse at any park
location and any food and drink.
Any food and drink.
Then fast pass but on drugs.
There's no, you go to the fast pass line.
No, I'm on the next ride.
No, no.
If that ride's in the middle of it, go back.
Turn it off.
Bring him down.
I want that kid seen.
I want to sit where that kid's sitting.
He's going to get off and wait.
I'm sitting there right now.
That's $10 million, if we're being honest.
$10 million.
What else?
Unlimited food and drink.
Fast pass that is instantaneous.
I get a part of some movie.
I'm a part of some Disney original.
There's some, like, I'm going to be Stan Lee in Avengers.
I get a cameo in every movie.
I'm like that in the movie.
It's Inside Out 3.
The emotions are going.
And then one of the kids' thing is they're watching our podcast or something.
We're on there somehow.
There's no way I'm paying $10 million.
I am literally, I just gave you the payroll for an A-list actor for the next film.
$10 million.
There's no shot.
Getting a cameo, food and drinks, Fast Pass, Penthouse.
And there's something like I'm getting. There's no scheduling. Getting a cameo, food and drinks, fast pass, penthouse. And there's something like I'm getting.
There's no scheduling of my stay.
Like I can't, I don't have to wait around for something like that.
If it's reserved bullshit, no.
I get a golf cart around the whole place.
You're right.
It's reserved for me.
Take that family and relocate them.
That is my room.
It says Tim in on it.
I spent Tim in.
My own parking spot?
Oh my God.
No, no.
Matter of fact, we're not driving.
I'm getting picked up
from the airport.
I'm getting picked up.
I'll buy my flights.
Now that has nothing to do with you
because if someone wants
to buy it in Texas,
they know there's not one in Texas.
We got to get there.
That's on us.
Hell, we got 10 M's
to spin on pass.
I can get on a plane.
But when I land,
there's going to be a,
there's going to be
the mystery van
picking me up,
taking me straight to my penthouse.
Mickey himself is driving me.
Ahoy!
Get in!
Yeah.
And I'm going to be like, hey, what's up, Mickey?
That's how that's going to go.
And the last thing, I better receive a monthly, I'm not even kidding,
maybe quarterly, monthly or quarterly, like, merch package to the house.
My kids will have disney and not like
some basic bullshit like a hoodie with disney no their name is important cool shit with their
name on it that no one else has every single month or quarterly at least god damn that might
have been my favorite pop culture bro and that's still pushing the line. Like, if we're being... Okay.
It's so worth it.
The thing about that is, like, that is such a sucker's buy.
Yeah.
No one... Literally imagine just staying at a Disney park for three days straight.
Yeah.
Let alone going three times in a year.
I would love it.
I would love it.
That'd be fun, right?
Yeah.
But then you wouldn't want to go back.
But you can't say that. But I'm saying you wouldn't
want to go back any time remotely soon
to where you're checking off. It's not true.
Every day for 22 years? No, that's
crazy. 22 years is crazy. I'm just saying, I would
go every day for probably a couple months.
Bro, it's so fun. And then what?
You would know everyone by name?
Yes. You would know everything and then you're gonna go
home and be like, damn, I really don't want to ride the Twisted Teacups again.
I don't want to go back.
My dad passed out.
That storm trooper's name is Phil.
I've seen him out of the side of his mask.
My dad passed out on the Twisted Teacups.
No, he did not.
It was bad vertigo.
Oh, yeah, he got off that plane.
Dude, that's so funny, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I still, I would still do it.
There's no shot.
And that was...
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I think it's going to be fun.
Will I be embarrassed?
You will not be embarrassed.
Thank God.
I think it'll be very fun.
Okay.
And it's going to give you a little back scratch on that old stroke and bone.
I love my stroke and bone.
Now, that sounded interesting.
Wicked, yeah.
But before even telling you what it is, I'm going to arm you with what you need.
I get a whiteboard, and I'm not...
No.
No.
No.
No.
Because my aunt Carolyn called me.
It's not math.
She called me.
She said, you need to stop doing public math.
She said, boy, we raised you better than that.
Stop doing that, Peyton.
So it's not math.
I promise it's not math, everybody.
But I do need you to number one to ten.
Like in a straight line, like one straight line.
That would have been the worst line the world's ever seen.
One, two, three.
Give them dots or dashes.
I'll do it after.
You're so backwards.
Just everything you do.
Okay, I numbered one through ten.
Brilliant.
Okay, show the people.
I did.
Number one through ten.
Yes.
So what you're doing, you are simply going to go through a blind ranking.
Okay.
A blind ranking.
You have no clue what's coming next.
And these are things that are satisfying.
Satisfaction for Peyton.
Okay?
Okay.
So we're going to hope,
we're going to see how well you know yourself
because you have no clue what's coming next.
Like what satisfies me?
Yeah.
I'm going to name 10 things.
Don't say her name.
No, no.
Oh, there's something on there.
But I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Peyton, you're on a 20-25.
Okay. So basically, we're doing a satisfaction blind ranking,
one through ten.
You have no clue what's coming next,
and we're going to see how accurate the list is when you're all done.
Okay.
And then you're going to tell us what you would move.
Okay.
I've never done a blind ranking before, and I see them on TikTok,
and I'm always like, I would be so bad at this.
Okay, here we go.
You ready?
Yeah, sure.
Laying down in fresh and warm brand new out
the dryer bed sheets oh my god that's a top tier feeling and it's so rare for me because i never
bed sheets wherever you want it's so rare for me because i never wash my sheets you never do this
so it's it's probably mythical magic bro uh i'll put that at let me put it in the middle five five
bed sheets is five bed sheets at five so i'll rank that one five let me put it in the middle, five. Five. Bed sheets is five. Bed sheets at five.
So I'll rank that one five.
There you go.
Okay, here we go.
Petting Ruby while intoxicated.
Oh my God.
No, that is magical.
That's damn near better than a lot of things this world can offer.
She's so warm.
She's so warm and small.
I'll put petting your dog when I'm intoxicated at seven what yes what laying in
fresh bed sheets is better than petting a ruby when you're drunk that's tough for the second
pick though because i don't know what's coming next wow okay we're gonna see yeah this is crazy
okay listening to your favorite music on a peaceful nighttime drive with the window down
oh my god i'll put that at six you're saying all these okay you you have high hopes for Listening to your favorite music on a peaceful nighttime drive with the window down. Oh, my God.
I'll put that at six.
You're saying all these.
Okay.
You have high hopes for.
I do have high hopes.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Music.
Okay.
Music drive.
Music drive.
Music drive.
My music drives at six.
Okay.
Waking up in the middle of the night and taking a sip of a room temp flat Diet Coke.
Oh, my shit.
Oh, dude, I might have just needed to change my pants.
I'm not going to lie.
I did that at home, bro.
I chugged a liter.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
It was like a half a liter.
So, flat room temp DC at 3 a.m.
Oh, man.
I'll put that at 4.
I'll put the Diet Coke in the middle of the night at four.
Okay.
Peeling off plastic from any brand new electronic.
Ten.
He hated that.
He hated that.
He hated that.
Does nothing for me.
Okay.
Winning and hitting a parlay when it came down to the last minute of the game.
Oh, my God.
So the thrill is there.
You're so angst.
Your blood is hot. Heartbeat going crazy crazy but you end up hitting the parlay i don't want to take up the
one two and three spot but i'll take i don't know you don't know i'll put i'll put that at three
i'll put the parlay three okay that isn't is a feeling. I feel like I can conquer the world.
Okay.
Next one's a bit different, but here we go.
A woman taking her clothes off in front of you.
Did I ask her to?
Yeah.
Because sometimes on tour, I would see it in the crowd crowd and I said, God, I'm working.
Yes, a much, much asked and yes, verbal yes, woman removing her clothes.
I'll put that at eight.
I got Twitter.
As of right now,
a fresh bedsheet is better than a naked woman.
There's got to be questions.
Oh my God.
All right, there's three left.
My one, two, and nine are still available.
Okay, holy shit.
Here we go.
Watching something hilarious happen to one of your close friends,
like a fumbling of the bag,
stumbling on words in front of a female,
or maybe tripping and falling.
Oh, that's two.
Oh, anytime I can make fun of my loved ones,
I am the happiest.
I've made a career off of it.
You go, I literally capitalized.
Okay.
I'll put that at number two.
So I have one and nine available.
God, this is not a good...
That is such a thing, and you have no clue what's next.
Okay.
Whataburger.
Eating hot, fresh Whataburger in your bed with your favorite show on after a night out on the town.
Oh, my God.
Do I also have somebody on FaceTime?
Yes. Oh, my God. We I also have somebody on FaceTime? Yes.
Oh, my God.
We'll make it on FaceTime.
If I can make ignoring somebody on FaceTime while I'm eating and watching a show when I'm drunk.
You're saying ignoring someone?
Yeah, I just want you to be there.
Listen to me eat.
I just don't want to be 100% alone.
No.
Okay, so ignoring someone on FaceTime while biting into a hot, sweet, and spicy with some Diet Coke favorite show on the TV after a night out.
I'll put that at nine.
I'm confident putting that at nine.
I'm confident because I don't know what number one is.
You're like afraid of greatness.
You're afraid of number one.
What is it?
What a?
Okay.
Okay.
And the last one.
This is my number one.
I got to go with it.
The last one is the first sip of a perfectly smoked Old Fashioned.
I'll take that at number one.
Old Fashioned is number one.
Is that actually number one?
No.
Exactly.
So now, that's your list.
First, read it real quick, and then change how you'd want it.
This is my blind ranking.
This is my blind ranking.
It was Old Fashioned, Friend Messing Up, Parlay, diet coke in the middle of the night, bed sheets, music on a drive, Ruby when you're inebriated, a naked woman, what a night with somebody ignored on FaceTime, and opening plastic.
I am confident plastic being thin.
Okay, so what would you change?
My number one.
Yeah, now that you see everything and it's no longer blind, what is your number one most satisfying thing on this list?
All the blindness is gone.
You see it all in front of you.
What's the number one most satisfying thing on that list?
My friend messing up.
Okay.
Yeah.
So put that at one.
Just write a one by it.
You're going to re-rank.
Write a one there.
Write a ten at the bottom.
Or I guess it's still ten.
Yeah.
Okay.
Number two.
Oh, my God.
Second best thing after a friend messing up in front of you uh a diet a diet coke in the middle of the night a flat room that's the second third would
probably be ruby when you're inebriated so so far for for all of our listeners and our viewers we have flat room
Tim Diet Coke, a fat
dog when you're inebriated
and your friend messing up is all
better to Peyton than a naked woman
in front of him
I love this
alright what's Ford
oh man
Ford being old fashioned Oh, man. Four would be an old-fashioned.
Five would be a parlay.
Let's see here.
What at night is good?
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to see what my body feels.
Yeah, what is your body?
Your body.
You just said it best.
Be honest.
What a burger at night.
No.
I swear to you.
Bedsheets at 7.
Oh, my God.
Is the woman staying at 8?
Music on the drive at 8 helps with my anxiety.
I swear to you.
And at 9 would be a woman. What's she going to do for me? Just look at me with my anxiety. I swear to you. And at 9 would be a woman.
What's she going to do for me?
Just look at me, you know what I mean?
Okay.
That's my new list.
That's the final list right there.
Oh, my God.
Give it up for P.
Blind ranking of satisfaction.
I'm not helping the allegations.
I'm not helping the allegations.
Holy.
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No, yeah.
There's not a ten million dollar ticket.
No, I think it's worth it.
No shot in hell.
I saw High School Musical Parade.
You better give me a corn dog.