You Should Know Podcast - WE LIVED WITH LIONS!-You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

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But at the time, I was having fun. Oh, no, no, you enjoyed it. You were like, ah! No, you eat ravioli with a spoon. What the hell does that matter? Eat a hot dog with a spoon, you're going to prison. Okay, if you eat a Pop-Tart with a spoon, you're going to prison. Exactly, because it's not the same as ravioli.

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He was a part of the show. He was on stage with us. And then we took him to PM Lounge. We did. He had a little too much alky. He did. He had a couple adult beverages, and that's why he's just still angry. Look at him.

Yeah. Sons of- Okay, honestly- It's okay, though. Do you ever- Okay. This is happening to me now, and I hate that I'm saying this so early in the episode. I don't ever just feel like I have to go number two.

It's never like, oh, time to go number two. I get an overwhelming sickness throughout my whole body. I think that's because your insides are coated with plastic. They're absolutely ruined. They are so far past being able to heal them. They're gone. You have an iron gut. Iron man.

Iron gut. Can't poop and doesn't know what's what. You have. You practice that. No, I don't. You sing in your mirror. Absolutely not. You do sing in your mirror.

I don't have a mirror. I don't have a mirror. Gotcha. You don't have a mirror. Liv told me. I don't have a mirror. Gotcha. You don't have a mirror? I have two. Liv told me you sing in the mirror. I don't sing. You do sing.

I don't sing. You're in the choir. I sing in my mind. Cam, you sing all the time. I was never in the choir. I never wore a vest. You used to walk around the middle school hallway singing the weekend trying to impress people. I did. That's

I told you that in secrecy. I told you that in secrecy. That's not fair. I think it was when everyone hit puberty and like mine mine either didn't hit at the same rate as others or had hit prior to others. Basically I could hit notes no other

male could hit in this school. So I took advantage of that and I was screaming Abel off. Freaking love, baby. No, it was, it was, I was like, she's loving the club. But I was like screaming it. Everybody was like, that's not hot. Those were some sick ass times. I was, just think about that.

I was walking. It would, it'd be at the end of the day. School would end. I would walk to the athletic hall. And I was like There's a room full of full of what yeah What you follow in and I was screaming and he will be what like people are trying to get to bus 313 And they're walking past me and I'm paid and I'm not singing it. I am screaming you're putting on a performance Yeah, it was so and bit like what was wrong. I'm gonna expose myself

Oh god, I feel like a lot of men did this, or boys in middle school did this, right? I hope you didn't go to school with men when you were still a boy. No, we did have men in our school. Oh, no, we had a couple real early bloomers. You had full beards. Oh, yeah, I know people that are the same height and weight right now as they were in the sixth grade. I know who you're talking about. But I used to do this on the first day of school every year.

Oh, hell. I would walk in and be like, hey. You would drop your voice? Because I remember it would be so cool when dudes would come into the new year and you could tell shit changed for them. They went through something. They went through something. Something dropped.

And I would be like, well, not yet for me. It's another year. Oh, oh, okay, no. But I would walk up to, like, the girl I had a crush on. I'd be like, how was your summer? She'd be like, oh, my God, your voice dropped? And then six hours later, it's just like, I'm back. You're like, yeah, how was your first day?

She's like, oh, God. She's like, you have a false alarm. No, I did. Oh, my God. Now they're just going, bro. We can just keep going. Travel back in time with yo, false alarm. No, I did. Oh, my God. Now they're just going, bro. We can just keep going. Travel back in time with me, third grade. I had a crush on a girl, right?

Right. I knew what class she was in. I asked for the bathroom pass so I can go to the bathroom. You know those moments where, like, you know what you're doing and what it looks like from your perspective, but you don't quite think about what it looks like from others? Yes. but you don't quite think about what it looks like from others yes I literally asked to go the bathroom just to go peek through the window and look at this girl that's how much I admire her no that's creepy all right Joe Goldberg all right

you're like this you're like hey you we're at the playground she and she's just hanging out. I'm in the corner. I'm like this. Give me your hand. I'm in the corner, and I'm over there like this. And she just looks over. I'm just like.

Like the way you jump on the monkey bars makes me think about how you can jump. So basically, hear me out. Hear me out. My heart. So I go. I ask for the bathroom pass to go look at, uh, in the, look at her in the door. She was pretty.

I was like, Ooh, I like this girl. Weird. But the thing I never realized is they can see me too. Windows are both ways. This isn't a detective lineup where it's a one-sided. No, no. They can see me too. So just imagine.

And this is when I was a gremlin. Cause I didn't believe it or not. Like, okay. Yes. I was is when i was a gremlin because i didn't believe it or not like okay yes i was taller than most kids but i didn't like skyrocket into like high school yeah so i was like bigger but i still had my enormous head really frail and had a buzz skinny neck buzz cut year-round real skinny neck i was bobblehead so just imagine me holding a bathroom pass probably at perfect height where my head is just above the window and i'm just like this oh you definitely were smiling you i was like i'm gonna give y'all it was like this and then i just go to the bathroom and come back did you ever talk to her yeah yeah how did you like did she like you back i don't know apparently actually it was later in

life but it was like i had did you have there was always that one elementary's crush that lasted the whole like first through fifth i'm trying to i know her name i had a can't say it though she's jaron i can't say last time shout out to jaron who is this she always likes you like the bad kids know that now that we're like exposing like middle school elementary school shit whenever you would go to the playground like for recess as a kid remember recess oh my god best times ever not for me though like i remember every kid would be excited for recess and be like, oh, we all have this community game. And all the boys are going to play this game.

All the girls are going to play this. Like, it was the best time for them. You just weren't, no one included you? No. You were a tail boy? The whole grade that had the same recess as me, I guess they conspired a whole game. And it was, like, I don't know what the title of it, but I would call it Run from Peyton. Like, as soon as we got to recess, as soon as we opened the doors and we were in environment,

everybody would run from me. You had the cheese touch. You had the cheese touch. But they kept character so well because as soon as we got back inside, it was normal. Hey, Peyton. But they would never talk to me about why they were running, dog. That's sad. Dude, if that would have been me me about why they were running, dog. That's sad. Dude, if that would have been me at one point, I literally, I would have been like running. I'm like,

please, no. You over there. But I would have picked, if there was a weak link, if there was the one trail in behind the rest of the pack, I would have got it. What's the game? What are you playing? I need to know. Okay, but I didn't even... Oh, they got them. You know, everybody's saying like, oh, that's sad, Peyton. But at the time, I was having fun. You enjoyed it. You were like...

Just an absolute... Like you were released from like a psych ward. You were just like... Like you just run running after him. And then we all go behind the corner and go like oh you're a freak ass. Oh you're a freak ass. I didn't realize how sad it

was until I got to high school and I was like shit. No it was so funny because it was the only attention I got. It was the only time they made me feel like I was there. They were running from me. Peeville's finest. Oh my god, that's bad. The fact that you enjoyed it is awful.

I used to try to impress girls by hitting WWE finishers on other men. I can one-up you. I used to try to impress girls. You used to WWE finishers? No. It was at the time when High School Musical came out. They would do High School Musical dances. girls. WWE finished. No. Come here, Sarah. No. F5. Because it was at the time

when High School Musical came out. So they would do High School Musical dances. They would do all of this together right by the water fountain outside. And I would join them.

Because I was like, I know it. He was like, give me the ball. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. I knew the routine because I did the

dance-along version at home the night before. No. Did I tell the story about how I lied about my bloody eye with football? No. You were a lying-ass kid. I was an attention seeker at certain things.

So we were playing football at recess, and it obviously was two-hand touch. They didn't let you tackle. But basically this kid, it was like two-hand touch, but I was already cleared away from him. So the only place he can two-hand touch me is in my back. We're both running fast, so boom. Tags me, I fall down. And it was more of one of those things, like if you miss the catch,

you're embarrassed, so you fake an injury. One of those things. So I got caught, didn't get the touchdown. I was like, ugh. So the teachers came over, and I was like, God, now I've got to sell it. I was like, they're going to make me sit out. So I can either go to the nurse, or I just can't play. It was recess.

So I was like, my eye is bleeding. And they're like, like what i don't know why that came out it was like the first thing that i thought of and i literally word for word i was like all i see is red i was like there's red everywhere what a loser she goes give me your she looks at me and i was like i was you know i was like keep it closed and she looks at she's like you're not bleeding and i was like I can keep it closed And she looks at it She's like You're not bleeding And I was like It feels like something's wrong

In my eye She was like Okay I don't know who But Thomas Help take him to the nurse So this kid walks me I'll never forget this

I don't remember Who walked me to the nurse either We're walking to the nurse And he Word for word He's like So what even happened And I was like

I'm gonna just stick with the story And I go I was like Man I got tackled And we were supposed to be Playing two hand touch And I was like, I'm going to just stick with the story. And I was like, man, I got tackled and we were supposed to be playing two-hand touch. And I was like, I think a wood chip got lodged in my eye socket.

God, Cam. I know, I was like, it was bad. He was like, what does it feel like? Are you okay? He was just gullible. I was like,

when I look at you right now and I turn to him, I was like, all I see is red. Like, just a damn loser we would not have been friends that's what i was it was oh you wouldn't have to i wouldn't have been running away from you if you were i'm like who's this weird ass kid i have a story that i've told on

the tiktok before like we were doing this together but so i'm gonna go through a brief if you want if the full story is on the tiktok just scroll for a year um so basically i kind of did the same thing die with a lie we had this the whole year our english teacher it was in middle school was bringing up this this reading project and it was the biggest project of the year is like 40 of your grade it was huge right or probably more than that i don't remember i've dropped out so it was a big percentage and she was like bring your book every day she would tell bring your book if you don't bring your book that's on you i've been telling you every day bring your book at this time my mom got me a kindle fire for my for christmas kindle fire what you had a kindle fire

what are you a soccer mom you had a kindle fire we couldn't like get iPads Like we couldn't That's cool It wasn't in the budget Did you like practice Science fair projects No you can get On your weekends You can get internet on there You can like watch YouTube and shit

iPod iPod is the way that a My name's Cam We had money for iPods Same price Apple iPod An Apple iPod It was like an 8 gig iPod

And you got a Kindle Fire I got a Kindle Fire Just cause they were hot Like it was the biggest thing gig ipod you got a kindle i got a fire just because they were hot like it was the biggest thing right it wasn't ipod better my whole crew we all got ipod oh i have a crew i was along so i didn't have like friends to go through things with impressing like them too you definitely read books on it though you claim this for you no i got i got books but i never read them i had books i had a mockingbird and fire mockingjay fire fire catching fire and birds what's that shit called hunger games that one i had a mockingbird and fire mockingjay fire fire catching fire and birds what's that shit called hunger games that one i had hunger games on there but so i'm she said bring this

book bring this book is the most important thing right and i have crippling anxiety i've always had it and so whenever there's a big thing happening i forget everything right like i it's like testing anxiety if something's in front i'll forget everything i'll forget how to brush my teeth everything comes to the day right we're in class that was a normal day she goes teacher says Right? It's like testing anxiety. If something's in front of me, I'll forget everything. I'll forget how to brush my teeth, everything. Comes to the day, right? We're in class. I thought it was a normal day. She goes, teacher says, everybody, take out your books.

It's time for that project I've been talking about. All the students around me go to their backpacks. They're pulling out fucking novels. I'm like, it just, you know that moment of realization when it fucking hits you. Yeah, your balls just shrivel up. Oh, my God. And so it just, I was like, oh, my God, I forgot it. This is the biggest, and I hated getting in trouble. I hated getting bad grades, even though, like, sometimes,

even if I tried, I'd get bad grades, but I prefer that. But I would like to put in effort for my bad grade. So I knew I was done. I was asked, like, I can't do this. The only way I could think of going out of this was lying. Somebody stole my book. So everybody has the book. They're ready to go.

Teacher says, Peyton, I don't like being called out. Where's your book? Decision time. I say, somebody stole it. And she goes, what was it? I say, a Kindle Fire. Now it's electronics. Obviously, I didn't pay for it.

She knows it's my parents' belongings. So it's serious. She goes, who stole Peyton's thing? I'm looking around, too. Like, who stole it? That's sick. You're fake looking to see if someone has your fake Kindle Fire. That's not fake, but not there.

Yeah, yeah. That's sick. And so she goes, Peyton, are you sure you brought it? I have to double down. Yes, I brought it. I brought it today. I knew this was an important project. In my bag, with my lunch.

Yes, so she goes, all right, everybody stop. Stand up. Everybody stands up. She puts us to, like, the wall of the room. She goes, we're going to have to, everybody has to dump out their backpacks, right? She has 26 deep search and seize. Dumps the backpacks, right?

As soon as, I was just looking at people's backpacks, like somebody have a damn candle fire in there. She just gives it to me. As soon as that, was just looking at people's backpacks like somebody had a damn kindle fire in there so just give it to me. As soon as that, I hear keys and a walkie-talkie and some clanking. Oh, no.

You know what that means? Yep. The assistant principal is coming or somebody of stature in that school is coming. They come into the room. Shit's getting real. They say,

Peyton, come talk to me. I'm like, somebody stole it. Somebody stole my thing. He goes, all right, are you sure? And I say, yes. I'm dying with the lie. I can't go back now. back now he goes all right your mom whooped your ass he goes through

each thing and is examining the uh their backpacks no one has a kindle fire obviously he goes payton come with me we're gonna go to the lost and found everything that you know gets lost whatever it will be there we're walking he's like he's really doubling down like payton are you sure you brought this because this is a big deal This is like hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. And we need to know. And I said, yes, somebody stole it. I had it. I brought it.

We get to the loss and found nothing but a left sock and a jacket's in there. I'm like, oh, shit. We get back to the room. Our teacher's outside the door. I'm sure that the students and the teacher all had a meeting like, hey, Peyton's lying. No one has that. No one talks that tail kid. So the teacher, the assistant principal,

are talking to me outside the room like, Peyton, we need you to be honest. At this point, I can't be interrogated this long. Whenever I get caught, I cry. I start crying outside the classroom. No, I forgot it. I didn't want to get in trouble. And she goes, Peyton, look at me.

This is what you're going to have to do. You're going to have to go in front of the class and say an apology for lying and trying to make them look like thieves. Either that going to have to go in front of the class and say an apology for lying and trying to make them look like thieves. Either that or you have ISS for the rest of the week. Give me ISS. I have to make a decision.

I go in front of the class. I'm sorry for lying. No one stole it. I had to sit in the class with my tears in my face. That's the origin. That's your villain arc right there.

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Dead ass, Cameron. Cameron. Dead ass. You're never like holding your manhood, right? You're never holding Willy Wonka. You're never holding your chocolate. Oh, okay. You are a vile person.

Why? I was born like this. You're nasty. You're nasty. You're nasty. What? Stop it. Shut your freaking... Put your hat on.

No, dead ass. Sometimes, like, okay, you never, like, you're standing in front of the toilet, right? You're like, you put it out, right? And you're... Right? And it hits the water and you gotta get away you were disgusted no i remember when people used to have piss olympics what in like and middle school. I thought that was a piss Olympic!

Dude, at our school, two kids would pee at the same time in the urinals, they'd see who could get further back while keeping it in the water. Dude, that's- Every last one of them. Every last one of them. I swear, you could participate. No, I mean I was just like- It's too far already Olivia Keep it all this in Olivia

That's wrong. Yeah, I love you free Because I love you and you okay good. i know she wants you to look at it how do you always make these episodes i didn't i was asking you a question no but basically i walked in one day this and his back on the wall he literally was just like the power of that stream yeah it's like good like psi yeah or what is that called water pressure with wpi water pressure psi is water right oh so right no so you so you're right so you're pissing right ignore we're all built different it's fine god created you stop i know that he created you too i know right he didn't create that he did not create that he did not you know for you how do i know oh yes so right i'm peeing

right i'm peeing yo you gotta say the damn story and cut the theatrics. I'm a visual learner. This is going to be... Oh, my God. I'm giving all this... I was slightly going to agree with you. Not on that, but on the fact that sometimes I forget to pee. Like, if it's not an urging pain, I won't be like, I should probably go poop. Oh, you shouldn't wait until you're hurting.

You wait 24 hours for poops. Because I have decency. I can pee anywhere. I can poop anywhere. Nothing's touching anything as long as I coil. Coil? No, I'm saying dead ass. Dead ass.

It's like a retracted. Dead ass. I feel like a lot of people go through this. You're like, you're forgetting. You sit there and you're like, how do I breathe? No. I've had one of those weird encounters. Like, only one time.

I think it was in the middle of a panic attack. Yeah. I was like, let me just stop and breathe. And I was like, you don't remember. Or like you're eating and like broccoli happens and I forget how to chew. Like I'm like, how the hell does this get inside of my stomach? A lot of it happens when I pee

and I'm just like, do I push? Do I open? How does it go? You know what I mean? No. Isn't it crazy how that works? That's not a thing. Like pee? How pee works? Yeah.

Something that is crazy, like how things I don't understand pipes and like poop. You know what I mean? Like toilet pipes. I don't get it. How does that happen? Where does it go? Okay, so think about it, right? It goes underground into a tank. Into a septic tank. That's crazy. Think about it. Like we're in an apartment, right?

I live in an apartment. Yeah. Where's the pipe? Does my neighbor have it? They all have it. I'm on the top floor. Underground. So it goes...

To the walls. So you're saying when I'm mounting some wallpaper, right? I don't have wallpaper. When I'm mounting a poster, right? Or some kind of art on the wall. I could bust a pipe and there would be poo-poo in my pipe, in my wall. It's not going to be, it's not in your damn living room wall. I don't think that's true, Cameron.

The pipe, toilet, underground. No, it can't go through the wall. It can't go through the wall. Where does it go through then? Because my toilet's in the middle of the- Does it go through the ceiling and the floor? No, listen. It's in the middle of the bathroom.

It's not on the wall. The toilet's not on the wall. Your toilet is not in the middle of the bathroom it's not on the wall the toilet's not on the wall your toilet is not in the middle of the bathroom yes it is it's not on the toilet is not in the middle of the bathroom my name's cameron i'm the toilet inspector yes it is i poop there every day and pee there and just sit for comfort sometimes when i'm sad your toilet is connected to the wall no it's not i've put stuff behind my toilet before you're saying it's flush on the wall like i can't pull it off that's not like i can't put a foot behind the toilet it's not that you said it was connected connected no it's not no it's not no it's not no it's not it was connect that's it would be like this like

they would be like this shirt there they would be like this shirt. There's a dip. There's pipes. There's no pipes with that. That is flush. So you're saying, so say this right here. Oh my God. If this right here, this isn't flush.

No, there was a cord coming out. There's not a cord in your toilet. Wait, what? There's not a cord. It's a cordless toilet. A cordless toilet. You think it's a damn, a Dyson vacuum. That's the question I'm having.

There's pipes. Where do you think they are? I don't know. That's the question. You're making me feel lesser than. And you're just saying fallacies and making up answers. Because you don't have them. Cam, look at me.

You just said you had a wireless toilet. It is. You have a wireless toilet. You plug and play your toilet. You have a damn PC toilet. Huh? When you have a power outage, no shitting for you. You're so feeble-minded.

You're dumb. You think a damn toilet pipe is the same as electricity? You said cord. And power. You said cord. Cord. Cord. Pipes. Listen to me.

What cord have you ever used that is not electrical? Yeah! You're not. Payton 3 stupid idiot idiot you're kidding so listen say this was a toilet right actually the cords with little hooks at the end shut what the wire it's like a bungee oh oh fuck you bungee cord that's what it's called bungee cord bungee cord they hook and hold things bungee cord that's what it's called bungee cord bungee cord they hook and hold things Bungee cord okay, so it's either those are two the two you can think of right? Oh, it's really easy for you to switch it now It's a bungee cord and electrical cord are the only two cords right ever they ever been created Which one goes in your toilet a bungee so you go like this and just fly back pipes

You said cordless. Wireless. Is your toilet... Your toilet runs off of Bluetooth. Is your toilet... No, that's yours. You said yours has nothing connected to it. No, it doesn't. Listen. You just tried to make fun of me

saying your toilet runs off Bluetooth. That is your argument. No, it's not. You made fun of yourself. No, I'm not. You're using it and you brought it to me and then you redacted it. What?

You think your toilet's not connected to anything? The ground. It's just... It is connected to the ground. It's just like this. Listen. Just shut your mouth for 10 seconds and listen. Right? Say this is the toilet. The couch is the toilet. Is it connected to the wall? No. This is just like the toilet.

This is about how much space is between my toilet and my wall. Exact same. Right? Poop goes down. To goes down toilets connect to the ground where does it go my neighbor's like primary bedroom how does that happen does it go like like where does it go so if it goes backwards where would it eventually have to go i don't down down right it has to go down but i'm saying like so would it go straight through their bathroom and murder them and go straight through their bodies? Is that pipe? That's the question.

Or would it go down and maybe snake down a... Oh. Oh. So if a toilet was right there, it would go down and have... Oh. Okay, so you're saying, right? You're saying, right? There's shit just flowing behind you right now.

That's not what I'm saying. What are you saying? Where's the shit? I don't know if there's a toilet above us. That's not what I'm saying. What are you saying? Where's the shit? I don't know if there's a toilet above us. If there was. If there was. Payton, I am not a contractor. Just say that.

I don't know, Payton. But. You just saved us 15 minutes of the podcast. But I know more than you. No, you don't. So I'll say I don't know, and you say, okay, I'm still dumb. Let's end it there. I know more.

You said you have a wireless toilet i do have a wireless toilet that is a fact i've never seen a wire in my toilet you show me a toilet that you plug and play wireless wireless that could be true then shut up you said the toilet is in the middle connected to nothing it is that is the furthest i said it's connected to the ground i said it doesn't connect to the ground i did say that play the tape back i did say that you're dumb dog you said connected to nothing at first you said it's in the middle it's connected to the ground. If it's connected to something. I said it's not connected to the ground. I did say that. Play the tape back. I did say that. You're dumb, dog. You said connected to nothing at first. You said it's in the middle.

It's not connected to anything. Do your sneezes ever smell? What the hell are you saying to me? Is that even a thing? Your sneezes come with a scent. That's not even a thing, though. Because a sneeze is like an action. No.

Yes. Sneeze right now. a sneeze is like an action. No. Yes. Sneeze right now. Cachoo. What is that? An action. No, what is... Say cachoo again. Cachoo.

What was that? That's a sound. No, what was the... Speaking. No. What was cachoo? What the hell are we playing right now? What was cachoo?

A sneeze. Oh! So does that smell? I'm saying... That's like saying... That's like saying, does your push-up smell? No. Push-up is an action. No. Your push-up doesn't smell.

Nothing comes out of you when you push up. Something comes out of you when you sneeze. Sneeze comes out. Sweat comes out of you when you push up. No, not all the time. Something always comes out when you sneeze. Every time. But it doesn't always stink.

Every time. It might not stink. That's what I'm saying. But does it? You're not smelling the sneeze. You can't smell a sneeze. What do you smell then? You'd be smelling the snot.

No. You sneeze. No, because the snot's always in me. I don't smell it. And when it comes out, you're clear. The sneeze. You smell the sneeze. You are mental.

You cannot smell a sneeze. Can you smell a cough? No. Can you smell a cough? No. Can you smell a burp? A burp is the action. Do you smell a burp? A simple mind. You've never burped and said, oh, that burp smells.

Listen. Yes or no? Listen to me. You always make me take 10 seconds of silence. Take 10 seconds of silence, okay? The burp, okay? You're not smelling the burp. Burp is the action of you going,

you are smelling the gas that came out. It is easy and simple to say that burp. Oh, so. Same with the fart. That's what I was about to say. Everybody says. Same with the fart. That's what I was just about to say.

Everybody says you smell the fart. Yeah, it's easy to say. But when you break it down, are you smelling, what is a fart? Grab a fart for me. Show me a fart. It's gas. You can't. Hold the fart. You can't because it's gas. Exactly. easy to say but when you break it down are you what is a fart grab a fart for me show me a fart

it's gas you can't hold the fart you can't because gas exactly you are smelling but the fart is gas like if definition fart gas coming out of ass you can smell sneezes and farts you cannot smell all right next time i fart don't say your fart stinks you can't say that gasoline in your asshole yeah i'll say your rectum is burning my nostril that's what i'll say i don't stink when i you can't smell my farts don't stink your farts smell like stainless water stainless steel water your fart your farts smell like a dog bowl that's out in the summer heat okay honestly like if you were i'm not sniffing your ass you cannot put a price tag on sniffing, but we not would you rather? Have to put your nose to my rectal cavity and me fart on it or every time I sneeze where so my life you have to Open your mouth what the hell?

You need to be traced like you're you need to be absolutely studied I Have to sniff your butt. I'm like, Cam, I got to sneeze and you go. You're like a baby bird. You literally go. Oh, no. So which one? I'm sniffing your butt one time, 100%.

But your nose has to touch. I'm wearing a mask or something. Yeah. No, no mask. It defeats the purpose. Bro. See, the fact that I... I don't sneeze too often.

The fact that I could turn this around and ask a just as vile question and you'd answer it like that. Yeah, because I love you. You have so much... Couth. I hate that I taught you that word. I hate that I taught you that word. I think I'd have to sniff ass. I can't...

So you'd touch. First off... I have a clean butthole. But what's the... Don't ever say that. I do. I clean and take care of it. I use baby wipes. Don't ever say that again. I clean it. I use baby wipes. Don't ever say that again.

I use baby wipes. Good. What do you? Yeah. Do you? Do I? I have, but I don't. I'm not going to lie to you.

If we're being honest, I think if we were to like really like look at your crack, you ever seen that scene in Willy Wonka? What are we talking about? Whenever the Oompa Loompas get in like the little mud trail like the little like uh shitty i feel like he's real wet moist like a little bayou little little like red hairs in there red this is disgusting y'all do not deserve this and i apologize on behalf of both of us. I bet your ass, like, if you were to take your pants off right now, there would be a second son. A second son. It'd be like Star Wars. Two sons.

Why don't you ever sunbathe your butt? You sunbathe your ass? No, I have natural melanin. So it's all the same color. All of me. Actually, that's not true. My legs are like a coffee. That's not true.

Your legs are like a damn iced coffee. Your feet are so white. Then it gets a little browner. Your knees are the darkest part. And then it gets light again. It's like a damn mixed drink. And you're talking about baboon ass. Don't you have... Never mind. No, I don't. I don't you have never mind no i don't yeah no i don't

i don't i don't what you say whatever you want i don't have it you want to sniff my butt no you literally just went no let me see to make sure oh no would you if i couldn't afford a doctor right would you give me yearly checkups? Oh, my God. Yeah? You'd have to do it on my terms, though. What does that mean? I'd walk in and say, are you good? You'd say, yeah.

I'd go, okay, 20 pushups right now. I can't do that. Exactly. No, I'm talking about like a physical. I would immediately fail your test and leave. Like a physical, like coughs. you are one grody ass individual you love me i do love you but okay i love you too hey no more ass scrotum or yeah okay this is the this is the this is the thing for me right do you think you can talk to dogs i feel like me and dogs have a great what no when i think of you right in your life okay i think of fucking boredom like you might be one

of the most boring humans ever nah like you're like you know that to not be true no you're like spongebob whenever like he gets all like shiny and like roundy it's like i'm normal yeah that's you no it's not bro Bro, have some fun. I do have fun. So when you say I have fun with Ruby, but she does not understand English, period. Yes, she does. No, she doesn't. I say, Ruby, girl. She understands repetition.

Oh, we're not talking about this. You pissed me off. You said that already. Repetition and fluctuation of voice. You don't have an imagination. You saw it firsthand. You literally said, do you want to go to Idaho? And she went.

She loves Idaho. And you said, skateboard? She loves those things. Windex? You're mad because I know my niece. No, you're mad because if you say anything like this, she goes, no. I could literally be like Ruby, Idaho. She'd be like, oh,

for real? Oh, that's what she'd say? Yeah. Real talk? I could say, Ruby, fill out my taxes. She'd go, give me a pencil. No, she's not an accountant. How do you not know your daughter? Like, she loves skateboarding. She loves Idaho, dog. I know her. She loves those, dog. I know her. She loves those things.

Okay, you know her. So what? What's her favorite fruit? I don't feed her fruit. What's her favorite fruit? You know her. You love her, right? What's her favorite fruit?

She can't have fruit. Nope. Wrong. She loves one. She can't have fruit. She loves one. Watermelon. That was a lucky guess.

Yeah! I know my girl. You know what she likes? Do you? I absolutely lied. She can't have fruit. That's the biggest lie I've ever said. I said she can't have fruit first. You lied, so you? I absolutely lied. She can't have fruit. That's the biggest lie I've ever said. I said she can't have fruit first.

You lied. So I tried to double down. She does like a fruit. It's not that. And the simple fact that I just snaked you and you went, ah, yabba yabba. Yeah. You don't know her. Olivia, stay out of this.

I told you she doesn't like fruit. No, she doesn't like fruit. I knew it. See? That's all. They don't like. I mean, not all. Bro.

Malcolm loves watermelon. No, big dogs, they eat fruit yeah malcolm loves watermelon they like can't their stomach can't handle the acidicness yeah but no dogs don't understand what you're saying no but listen they don't like i feel like i don't it's a thing with me maybe it's like a gift like we all have guests like some people can talk to the dead you think you're a dog whisperer yeah no like dead ass like not in a weird funny way like i wouldn't profit off because it's a gift and like god bless me so but like i enjoyed in my everyday nine to five like yesterday we went to your sister's house and those dogs we had a conversation like

yes we did nothing it's like more of like a mutual understanding like we're both like mentally there it's like i'm here you're here congrats yeah and then but i can do that with dragone right now no but like when i look at a dog and i'm like, mm-hmm, and they're like, mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Whatever. You're not a dog whisperer. I am. No, you're not.

Yeah. I feel like I'm... Name seven dogs. What does that mean? Just name seven. Malcolm, Ruby, Dusty, Champ, Lucky, R.I.P. You said R.I.P. to the wrong one. Champ, Lucky, Max.

It's like test anxiety. It's like test anxiety. You know it is. I know of seven dogs, bro. It was to the last one. I got test anxiety. No, listen. Oh, my God.

No, shut up. Oh, what's Ashton's dog's name? I don't know. What's Ashton's dog's name? I don't know. What's Ashton's dog's name? Did I help him? Did not help him. Richard. Richard.

It's not Richard. No, not her. It's a different dog I know. No, it's not. Yeah, he goes to a different school. You're a dog whisperer. Yeah, let's take a break. Cam, we're twinning right now. Oh, we are. clones you know why why 10 000 tell me this isn't one of the most comfortable

things that you've ever worn in your life no 10 000 is fantastic super super high quality that's the that's probably the number one thing i appreciate look at my butt i'm not looking at your butt what are you doing i do like that i have the same shorts on so i already knew it was there do you like the lining dude the lining is so great oh my god it's like it's like i don't have to do my underwear load well you probably still should i should probably still do that just in case but when you have these shorts from 10 000 that have the lining and you know i don't wear gray and this is gray but i feel so like confident wearing this because it's breathable as hell like this is like one of the best fabrics i put on my chest i'm telling you my bird sternum it's yeah right on your bird because there's not much meat

there but uh yeah if we keep wearing 10 000 which we will i can't see myself like not wearing this forever can we match every time i'm not gonna agree to that oh well at least the you should know podcast family can match with us because if you're looking to upgrade your training gear go to 10 000.cc and use code ysk for 15 off your entire order that's t-n-t-h-o-u-s-a-n-d.cc with code ysk to get 15 off your entire order oh my god you know what i have for lunch today no No, why would I know? I mean, that's a fair point. So good, though. Haven't had it in probably half a decade. What?

Something made me buy it. What? Went home and ate both of them. What is it? Hot Pockets. Nah. Oh, no, don't you... Nah. Hot Pockets are gas.

I'm more of a Pop-Tart type of dude. What the hell do you mean you're more of a Pop-Tart? What does that have to do with anything we're saying? Pop-Tarts. What are you, like, sausage and French toast, too? I said lunch. You named a breakfast. You named a snack.

First of all, Hot Pockets can be breakfast, too. So can Pop-Tarts. All of it's the same. If you're eating a Hot Pocket for breakfast, you need to physically be a breakfast. There's breakfast Hot Pockets. And that's a different story. Hot Pocket. I ate the three-cheese mozzarella with the pepperoni. Don't't care if you eat that for breakfast you're a freak hot pockets and pop

tarts same thing it's a sweet version hot pockets and pop tarts are the same thing do you hear him do you hear him hot pockets and pop tarts are one in the same yes think about the construction of a pop tart and then think of the construction of a Pop-Tart and then think of the construction of a Hot Pocket. Both the same thing, right? Don't you, uh, in the background? It's a bready outside with a Philly inside. Just because one has sparkles and sprinkles doesn't mean it's not the same. So a jelly donut. So a jelly donut, a Hot Pocket, and a Pop-Tart are all the same.

Can you put a jelly donut inside of the microwave? Sure you could. Name one person who's ever put a jelly donut in the microwave just because they don't think that's because they're crazy if they Would know but the construction of a pop tart and a hot pocket is for microwaves Can you put pop tarts off you put them in the toaster same thing you can put both of them in the toaster Actually, no, no, actually you're, you're wrong! You're wrong! Because I said it didn't make sense. Pop-tarts go to toaster, hot pockets go to microwave. They're not the same.

You can put both in a toaster and a microwave. You have the biggest toaster the world's ever seen. If you're sliding hot pockets in there, easy. Eight ball corner pocket. XL hot pocket sliding in your toaster. Just because you don't know how to cook shit doesn't mean you... Get a tighter toaster. Like, what are we...

How big is your toaster? Don't talk about the width of my toaster. Like, what are we... How big is your toaster? Don't talk about the width of my toaster. Don't tell me that a Pop-Tart is the same as a... Okay, think about this. What do you do when you eat a Pop-Tart? You eat it. You like it. You go, ooh, yum, breakfast.

Do you put your tongue in the jelly? No. Oh, well, you're weird. Whenever you're eating a Hot Pocket, do you put... It's like three centimeters wide. It's not about the size of the boat. So you have a thin-ass tongue. So you have a small...

You have a copy paper tongue. Oh. God. Bro, just think about it. How do you eat a Hot Pocket? You're saying because there's crust in an outside, then something's on the inside. It's the same.

So ravioli, same thing. No, you eat ravioli with a spoon. What the hell does that matter? Eat a Hot Pocket with a spoon, you're going to prison. Okay, if you eat a Pop-Tart with a spoon, you're going to prison. Exactly, because it's not the same as ravioli. If you say Pop-Tarts and Hot Pockets are the same thing, you should be going to prison. No, it's not, bro.

You're literally saying they're the same thing because they're both rectangles and they both have a border with something. They might not have the same parents, but at least they're distant cousins. They are the same family. They are not even in the same family tree in the slightest. Cameron, your mind is so sheep-like. Oh, here we go. Be a wolf. Don't be meadowed and shepherded.

Cam, think about it. Think about it for one second. Without being your pride and your ego. Take it to the side. Think about it. Look at a crusty, nice Pop-Tart, right? Yeah. Just because it's sweet and has sparkles on it and you put icing on it doesn't make it not a Hot Pocket, right?

A Hot Pocket is a bready, gooey inside. Pop-Tart, a bready, gooey inside. Absolutely. Thank you. It doesn't matter what time of the day you eat it. It's the same shit, different toilet. Name three similarities that they have. I just did.

Name it again. You heat both of them up. Okay. So by that premise. No! Let me get my three out! By that premise, popcorn and dog food could be the same thing. You're the only human that heats up dog food.

That's not true. With a sideways dog that has rotating patellas. Yeah. So you can heat them up. Heat them up. One. Cool. The construction of it.

Cool. Breaded. Jelly inside. Cool. Two. Three. Packaging Breaded, jelly inside. Cool. Two, three, packaging. Because they come in a box. And then wrapped. You unwrap both of them.

It's a box with a wrapping around it. It's the same. They're distant cousins, maybe even second. They can kiss and it's not illegal. You need help, bro. Who says shit like that? Me, bro, because you think of everything like how it's presented to you. You think of things that look somewhat alike.

No. They maybe work somewhat alike. You're like, do the same. You don't put your tongue in food. That's why. Yeah, and maybe you have a weird secret unlocked page of how that shit works, but that's not real. Bro, you're bad at a lot of things.

Like constructing food and breaking down food is one of the things Cam is the worst at. Why do I have to break down the food? No, no. You're the worst at breaking down food because if you truly broke it down and you weren't an idiot, you'd go, hmm, Hot Pocket, Pop-Tart, nothing. Nothing the same about it. They're both a rectangle that is sold at Walmart. Both a rectangle. They're both a rectangle that is sold at Walmart.

Both a rectangle. They're both rectangles. Both Brady outsides with filled insides. Yes or no? So is the jelly donut. Do you heat those up? Why do you have to heat? Do jelly donuts come in a box? No.

And with wrapping? No. There you go. Into that. Okay. Okay, I win. So if something... So if...

You are an idiot how one track mind cam i can't think outside the box you're an idiot dog no honestly i'm better than you at a lot of things no you're not oh no you are not i would be because you can deconstruct food and tell me the the symbiosis and their second cousins thing and it's not weird. I can think of a million things I'm better than you. Okay. You can't name three. Well, I can name one. You can't name three. Like physical things. Yes. Oh, like maybe you can build a bed better than me. Cool. See how far that takes you. I think honestly, who do you, that's called discipline and honor. Discipline. Okay, fine. who do you think would be a better warrior out of the both of us a better warrior yeah can't be honest though me without the slightest of doubt

cameron what warrior we're talking about like gladiator is like a uh like a fifth century centurion uh who who says things like who's like a horseback that proves it right there you're narrow path minded. All you think is, oh, every culture just had warriors. Like, no, my name is Cam. There's a specific one. Are we talking Vikings? Are we talking Mongolian horsebacks?

What are we talking about? Oh, my name's Cam. I've read books about stuff. So I think that means I think I'm a part of it. I can read books about being a damn astronaut. Catch me in space. I'm done. I can't read books about Pop-Tarts and you're never going to, they're never going to be

a Hot Pocket. Listen, bro, I would be a better warrior than you what what do you think you can do better than me in a warrior like one-on-one we're in a cathedral and there's millions of people that is not where they can oh fax kellerman here comes my name bill not cameron's dumb that's you stupid and dumb and i know everything about everything and i read things that i can do as a warrior better than you. I have way more stealth. Your ankles, they clack unbelievably loud. You could never sneak up on someone. That's a warrior.

Warriors don't sneak. Ninja. Warrior, they sneak. Their entire premise. That's a show. You definitely read the table of contents as a kid. Ninjas, I liked reading. Ninjas. Ninja's entire premise is being stealth.

I said a warrior. That's a warrior. No, I'm talking about the shiny ones. And that's a knight. A shining knight warrior. A shining knight warrior. No, you know what I mean? ones. And that's a knight. A shining knight warrior. A shining knight warrior. No, you know what I mean? The ones that wear the cool guards and they have a horse and they're all metal and they have a sword.

I'm that warrior. Yeah. I'm better at that than you. How? I have better balance. I can stay on my horse longer. They can't find a metal outfit that would fit those hips. Or a helmet.

And they couldn't find a thick enough breastplate that could save your crooked, cracked ribs. Okay. Stealth. More stealthy. Strength. More strong. No, you're not. Oh! And they couldn't find a thick enough breastplate that could save your crooked, cracked ribs. Okay? Stealth. More stealthy. Strength. More strong. No, you're not. Oh, my God!

You're not stronger than me. Oh, my God! Cam, mentally, physically, you're not stronger than me. Oh, I'm definitely mentally stronger than you. No, you're not. And I'm certainly physically stronger than you. No, you're not. You could go a day going with what I go through in my brain.

You are ludicrous. I am stealth brain. You are ludicrous. I am stealthier. I love Ludicrous. I love him. He has big shoes on stage sometimes. I am stealthier. I am stronger. There's nothing stealthy about you. I am faster. You're heavy footed. I have more endurance. You're heavy footed. I have more skill. Cam, no you

don't. I have more useless knowledge, but in this case it would be worth something. I know how to flank. I can form a phalanx formation. I understand the purpose of a triangle when it comes to horseback. Just because you read the table of contents as a kid doesn't make you a better warrior. You just know shit. You know nothing about historical battles.

You know nothing about what happened in the Aegean Sea back then. You know absolutely nothing. No, but if you give me a sword and a helmet, I win. Oh my God. No, you don't. nothing no but if you give me a if you give me a sword and a helmet i win oh my god no you give me a sword helmet and a horse and i'm taking down majority of the world all right gingus khan how about just slow down a bit you don't even know who gingus is no no david and gingus david and goliath and gingus khan no i don't know who that is. He's a Mongolian horseback warlord said to have taken 50 million lives.

And that's way back when. That's way back when. They say around 1 10th to 1 12th of Earth's population was desolated by him and his tribe. Oh, you don't like history now. Snooze fest over here. Cameron. He thinks he'd be a better warrior than me.

Cam, yes. I have more of a will to win than you. You have more of a will to win. Yes. Cam, you get stabbed and be like, oh, owie. I'll be like, oh, yeah, it's there. You have a sharp tongue. What?

You have a sharp tongue. That? You have a sharp tongue. That's another weapon I can use. You tongue punch somebody to death? Yeah, you have a dull, fat, thick tongue that makes you go, You've never complained about my tongue before. You actually prefer it to girth. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That is what an enemy general would hear if you tried to snuck up on him. Snuck up on him. Read a book. Karim, watch this. Like, honestly, close your eyes. I'm not going to hurt you, but close your eyes.

See if you can hear me coming. Close your eyes. I literally, the second you... I wasn't counting that part yet. I wasn't counting that part. The second you stood up, I went... And you said, that's not how I... Like, that would be you. That would be you.

You'd sneak up on another general trying to end his life. You'd turn around and say, who are you? And he'd be like, oh, you weren't supposed to look yet. I'm like, what are you going to do, joke your way out of it? Cry. He'd be like,

I'm sorry, sir. Just let me go back to my rank. You know why I have a lisp? Because I've been in combat. Oh, that's why you have a lisp? It's not just because you have a badass tongue? You like my tongue. You say,

that's more of that, please. Sorry. Oh, my God. Cam, I would honestly You say, that's more of that, please. Sorry. Oh my god. Cam, I would honestly... For your general's bodyguard unit, would you rather be a horseback or soldiers? I don't know what that is. General bodyguard unit. I don't need a bodyguard.

I'm my own soldier. I don't need a bodyguard. Oh, Cam! What happened at the Battle of Thermopylae? You know nothing. What happened in the Pente Thermopylae? You know nothing. What happened in the Pentegrino War of 1843? You said 1733 through your entire life and now you changed it for

100 years. You know nothing? It's fake. It's 1000. Oh my god, you can't even count. No, 17,000. How could a general trust you to kill someone if you don't even know? I'm not leading a army. I'm not leading an army.

Exactly. I'm a warrior. Exactly. You need help. You need somebody to set a pick and roll. That is called skill. That is called brilliance. No, you're not Achilles.

That's right here. Yeah. Why is that? You're my Trojan horse. You've come in here. Don't look at me like that and say those words. Honestly. Do animals have bedtimes? Would you bow down

to Xerxes? We both can't have wild thoughts. Who is Xerxes? Who is that guy? It's not funny to me because I don't know I genuinely don't Kim you're a fanboy you like you would go to war and be I can have your

autograph to all these different soldiers and stuff yeah if I saw Leonidas 100% who is that Alexander the great thank you there we go for one there's one okay answer my question Do animals have bedtimes? What the fuck? What does that mean? Like, what does that mean? Do you think they know, like, it's time to go to bed? Yeah, well, domestic animals.

I don't know about wildlife. Oh, domestic animals. Domestic animals, they definitely know because, again, repetition. What animal in Capture in the Zoo would you prefer to be stuck in? What are you saying? Like, if you had to be stuck in an animal in Capture in the Zoo, like, which one do you think you'd have the best chance at your brain is fascinating that's crazy how that works thank you uh okay but domestic bedtimes i'm gonna go if i if i so i

like fall in no yeah like if they're like what you like are they actively trying to save me no you're just stuck so say you're at a zoo right and they're like you pick which one you're stuck in which animal and capture do you think you have a better chance of? Ooh. Maybe the seals. Seals or penguins. Who says things like that? What do you mean?

Cam, you're terrified of seagulls. I've never... Seagulls? What'd you say? I said seals. Seagulls? Yeah. No.

Seal. Seal. Cam. Seals are one of the most dangerous animals ever. Okay, but they have immaculate food portions. They get fed often. There's a body of water if i get too hot and they're big and blubbery cam you would get swallowed by a seal okay you're grossly overestimating how big a seal is you think i'm getting swallowed it's not a damn whale do you think a seal's not even bigger than us in height wise length who says that but who says that who's like out of every animal in capture i want

to go with the seals? Because I immediately thought I'm captured in a zoo. We're in Texas. It's going to be hot. I want somewhere with a body of water. Mine's better than yours. So then I broke it down to penguins,

seals, and anything with water. Mine's better than yours. And I think penguins are a bit frightening because of how they waddle. So I went with seals. Literally, seals don't have feet, but they can walk. Exactly.

They go, urr, urr, urr. And that's what you want to live with? Yeah, I'd be doing it right there with him. I'd get my krill and I'd go about my day. No, it's because whenever you take your shirt off, they're like, cousin. My hips are nowhere near What hips of a seal would be And for a second I thought you were calling me fat

No And I was gonna cry on my way home No You're a seal Bubba You got seal hips Seals are like a big cylinder Seal hip six Seal hip six. Seal hip six?

No, mine's better than yours. My animal catcher. I guarantee it's not. You're weird-ass and you'll be like, Jackalopes. I'm long and frail like them. Jackalope is a fruit. Jackalope is not a fruit.

What's the can- A cantaloupe. Cantaloupe. Think about the name of a cantaloupe. Like eloping like a marriage. You can't elope. a cantaloupe. Cantaloupe. Think about the name of a cantaloupe. Like eloping like a marriage. You can't elope. You cantaloupe. That's like a, why do we drive on parkways, but park in driveways.

No, but I would definitely prefer to be stuck with lions. We're both kings. Bro, you're an- oh my god, we're both kings? Yeah. Give me one more cringy ass Instagram quote. We're both kings. Bro, you're an... Oh, my God. We're both kings? Yeah. Give me one more cringy-ass Instagram quote. We're both kings. They would eat you in a millisecond. No.

Oh, why? Because I would stand at the rock with them, listen to this roar. Listen to me roar. You want to hear me roar? Please give us your roar. I guarantee I can roar better than you. But you would prefer the sea lions. You can chirp or whatever they do.

Look, this is a lot. Look, I go to the rock with them. You're dead by the way no no okay let's just say they go you know here's your test i simba yeah you frail man frail human you have to give an adequate roar to stay alive with us if not we eat you on spot and i go got you. Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! You give me your roar, Mr. Roar Man.

Excuse me, Simba. Do you mind if I audition for the rock leader as well? Yes, white hip man. You can go. Same stipulations. Good roar, alive. Bad, dead. Okay.

Sir, sir, yes, sir, Simba. Give me your order. Huh? Yes, sir, Simba. Yeah. Yes sir, send a book Yeah That was horrible Yours has zero scratch in base Go to Go to the same time as me.

Same time as me. See who's more intimidating. And look me in the eyes when you do it. Okay. One, two, three. Ah! Oh, what the fuck? You can't even stand up.

Wait. Look. Rawr! I'm sounding like a fucking T-Rex. Take your shoes off. And they're dirty. Ew. Camera, look at his socks.

Those are fucking gross, baby. That's disgusting. Rawr! You sound like a creepy ass circus clown. You sound like you're trying to impress six year olds. You don't know how old the lion is. I'm trying to impress Simba, king of the jungle. I am the king. What's the first thing you would do if a lion tried to attack you?

Pee on it. You want to hear my roar? The answer was so quick. Yeah. It's how you establish dominance in the animal kingdom. Oh, you piss on the king of the jungle? Do animals do seals pee? I actually don't know if they have genitalia.

I would assume because there's a lot of them. They have to reproduce. Or maybe it's like... It's like tucked under a flag or something. Like eggs and stuff. You don't need to have sex. That sucks. That sucks to be a seal.

You can't have sex. That sucks. That'd be you. You said you're a seal. No, I said I would live with seals, not become a seal. Oh. I would live with seals because they have good portions of food, good quality. I thought you were going to say you want me in the...

You see what he does? He sets me up for failure, guys. He doesn't love me. Oh, shit. I think it's time for people's favorite. It's the roar. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, pain in camp. Pop culture, pain in camp. I got a a pop culture and i'm here to defend myself oh god i saw this and i was like finally i knew i wasn't crazy right dermatologists claim you should only shower two to three times a week now for all the people at home saying stinky boy stinky poo you shower today do you showered today, do you stink? And anytime I meet y'all in person, you smell bad. No, I don't. I smell the appropriate amount.

Two to three times. I always pick the first one, too. How do you feel about that? That you apologized to me. You cannot say it's the appropriate amount. That's what they said. Dermatologist. Do you know what a dermatologist is?

A person whose ology is derma. you were sick you were saying about the damn your stitch you said I smell the appropriate yeah because I'm a good no I wouldn't say that's a lot so you do stink no I smell the appropriate amount I just wanted you stink no I don't smell what's the opposite of good bad so you smell bad you're saying there's no silver lining there's no wiggle room there's no media there's a gray area there that's where i live so you don't smell good though i smell the appropriate amount two to three times a week right and then i i would take it a step further with the dermatologist for if say you do three times a week i would say one and a half is

actually with soap because you're not supposed to have that much fragrance on your body i every time i shower i'm washing my body 100% every probably third time I wash my hair and I didn't know that until about the end of high school beginning of college how do you clean your crack you've already asked me this oh and you almost had me demonstrate it are you more of like do you I don't scoop like I'm playing in a sandbox you go bare hand I give a good bend a squat 90 degrees I'm kidding I'm kidding well you bend no I had a little ledge or I just kick my foot up oh you open up you have to no you don't then you're doing your crack you have a nasty yeah Nazar ass crack

then no I don't I can get all up in there with a washcloth what what colors your watch cost what what what color is your washcloth? I have different ones what color? I'm a fair ones a light blue one. Oh You don't wipe your ass if I ever go to dry my hands in your bathroom after washing my hands All my washcloths have been used on my rectum hole all of them and you have washed your hands Maybe in your face with them a couple times It's fine. It's clean. I have good. I have good uh washer and dryer system at my house yes i do they can't hear you you do not have a good washer yes i do that shit screams when you're done it's just old it's like my thermostat it was the longest ever normally

it's like because i go and turn it off your shit held for like six seconds but yeah so to everybody all the kids at home don't shower so much two to three homes a week That's gonna get clipped and oh my god, that's true dermatologist said two to three times a week There's actually a lot of people that are stopping using deodorant because they've like they're becoming more And they're looking at it and they're like bro. We probably shouldn't be putting that on armpits No, you should you won't catch me dead without you should I don't care I literally smell like the menu of burgers thing if I don't wear Diodi. Give me all the aluminum. Yeah, I need all of it.

All of it. What's your pop culture? My pop culture, I'm going to the music industry for this one. You know, keeping it real pop, keeping it real culture. Drizzy Drake. Six God, six Diodi, the GOAT. Last name greatest. Wait, last name ever.

First name greatest. Like a sp name ever. First name greatest. Like a sprained ankle boy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Remix. Go. He's dropping an album. Supposedly for all the dogs. For all the dogs.

Okay. So do you think that is just a play on words or do you think that's a genuine statement? Like how he dropped Certified Loverboy. There was a couple hard rap songs, but majority, he had Ty Dolla on it. He had some smooth joints. He had stuff like that. So do you think for all the dogs,

because that was the last rap album that he made, and then he dropped the House album, and then he did with him and 21, but that's a collab. So this is his first solo since Certified Loverboy, not including the House of Music album. I think this is kind of the only gripe I have with Drake is all his albums,

like his studio albums, solo albums are the same. They're fantastic. They're great, but they're all structured the same. And I think he's aware of that gripe and I think he is going to... I think that's why he went outside of his comfort zone with Honestly Nevermind.

Yeah. For sure. And everyone talked so much shit about it, and it was really good. When the first day came out, I was like, I love this album. It was really good. I feel like Drake, in a very Drake way, is going to... So for all the dogs, everybody's expecting hard rap. I think he might go full R&B album.

I would like it. Honestly, I like anything Drake puts out. I think he might go full R&B album. Ooh. I would like it. I like, I honestly, I like anything Drake puts out. I really do. Like, if you, if,

say, we'll keep the number simple. If he drops 15, 15 track album. Yep. I swear on my life I'm keeping like 12. Yeah,

every time. Like he has the high, a higher rate of any other artist. I think, any of them. What's your favorite kind of Drake?

Singing, rapping? Like, like enterprise, corporate, talk your drug money Drake, even though it's not drug money. The sophisticated rap. The boss rap. I'm going to say, 2 a.m. in a bed by a bar of sea salt frothy. Yeah, it's a place you've never heard of. Yeah, that shit.

And then, like, oh my lord, what's the places you've never heard of. Yeah, that shit. And then, like, oh, my Lord. What's the intro on Dark Tape Demos? What was that? I think the first, bro, one of them, it's like the first song. He's going nutty. Deep Pockets. Deep Pockets. Deep Pockets. Deep Pockets on it.

That's not even the one I'm talking about, though. Or is it? But anyway, like, that's my favorite drink. Of course, the R&B, the pop ones those always hit they're good so like jumbotron shit popping like it's got that little beat the deep bass it's like a two-time world champ it's easy to be like but i like the ones where you because he's not dumb lyrical but he has bars like he definitely does like crazy lyrics and people always just try to play him out for not having lyrics just because he's so good. He could drop anything.

For 15 years, he's insane. He's still great. He's young. He's still young. For rap. Music? Yeah. Music industry?

He's not young. Bro. There's not much. The 40-year-old rappers. Everyone now comes out when they're 18 and they rap till they're 24 and they're done i'm talking about name a rapper that's lasted past in their 40s eminem wayne eminem barely eminem down when his 40s started going down jay-z yeah but he'll put out one album every seven years cool but like consistently like how drake is dropping like he's that's what i'm

telling you i'm saying but he's not young though but. I know, but that's like if you're 50 with no money, you feel old. If you're 50 with a ton of money, you still feel young. That's kind of the same thing I'm saying. It's like LeBron. Yes, he's old as shit, but he's still doing it constantly. You know what I'm saying? That's what he is. Well, that's a great pop culture, Cameron.

That was. I'm looking forward to that album, and I'm going to go see Barbie. That sounds good. I'm looking forward to that album, and I'm going to go see Barbie. That sounds good. I'm up. All right, everybody. Thank you for coming to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast. Remember, summer merch is coming soon, and Cam does the rest. Ooh, summer merch coming soon.

Guys, Uncle P already talked about it a little bit in the intro, but I'm going to go one more. It's unreal. That's all I'm going to say. Literally, that's all I'm going to say. You're going to have to see it to believe it. It's fantastic. What's all I'm going to say. Literally, that's all I'm going to say. You're going to have to see it to believe it. It's fantastic. What else is coming up? What else is coming up?

Wait, isn't there a DreamCon? You're going to DreamCon. A DreamCon 2023, Austin, Texas. That's going to be amazing. We met so many of y'all last year at DreamCon 2022 here in Triple D, Dirty, Dirty Dallas. Now they moved up the street, down the street rather, a little bit to Austin. My hometown. We hope to see a ton of y'all again.

DreamCon's always fun. It's just so, it's literally an enormous convention center with a ton of people that just like the same things. And it's just, it's always a good vibe. So if any of y'all are going to DreamCon, don't hesitate to ask for pictures. Don't hesitate to make fun of Peyton. Don't hesitate to sniff his armpits if you get close enough. Well, no. But, yeah, hang out with us because we'll be there.

So pop out and see us there. Secret code. Get your good karma. This week is going to be RAR. R-A-R. The first secret code that has never stood for an acronym. R-A-R, just RAR. RAR. Should there be an H in there somewhere? No, W-A-R just... Rah. Rah.

Should there be an H in there somewhere? No, W-A-R is how you spell rawr. W-A-R, that's war. No, you dumbass. You dumbass. R-A-W-R. R-A-W-R is rawr. Rawr. What are we talking about?

Rawr is a real word. R-O-A-R. R-O-A-R. R-O-A-R-r is raw as roar raw what are we talking about roar is a real word r-o-a-r r-o-a-r e r-o-a-r roar is r-o-a-r okay anyway the code's gonna be roar simple word confuse everybody on instagram everything r-o-a-r if y'all want to make an accurate matter of fact leave it what you chose the acronym on based on episode 70. But any questions, any way to get connected with us, it's all right there. Just scroll down a little bit. It's all right there. Make sure to like, follow, subscribe. Tell your uncle about it. Tell your six-year-old

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