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Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. No, stop, stop, stop. You already literally destroyed the couch. We just had a five-minute handyman session on how to fix this. It was not five minutes. It was more than 45 seconds.

And I said I was going to defile your couch because you made a derogatory comment towards me about what I did to your couch last week. So I said I'm going to actually set your couch on fire this episode. I want you to pull out a match so I can light that up. That was actually good. I want to violate you. More of your couch, not that. That came out very strange, but you just...

Are you okay? Oh my God, no, no, no. Just don't defile my couch anymore. You messed up my couch. I said don't do it, and then you doubled down. If we're honest about the couches, who broke it first? Me. So it was already defiled. You messed up my couch. I said don't do it and then you doubled down. If we're honest about the couches, who broke it first? Me.

So it was already defiled. It was run amok. It was led astray. Really? Yes. Because it was that couch. No, it was that one. Remember, that's how the...

Holy... It was that couch. You had the long couch. It was broken on that side and we switched. How'd that leg break? You. That's true?

It's not false. Cam, it's the episode you're going like this and laughing and you felt like that exactly just say you're wrong i'm wrong okay i broke that couch first thank you okay can i say something about my instagram real quick i need to get this off my chest it's been a heavy burden on me and maybe somebody out there in the comments knows why my Instagram is like this. Okay. Everybody, I don't think you know what I'm talking about. I think I do. Oh, you don't, because I haven't said this out loud.

Oh, okay. Everybody has an explore page, right? Yes. If you were to guess, what would my explore page be? Latin women. That's not true. Your explore page would be podcast clips and occasional sports here and there, some WWE, and females.

That's what I would think too, right? Yeah. If I were to just break down my search history. Yeah. If we're going off search history, it'd be women with a sprinkle of some. Why do you, dude, you're like weirdly obsessed with my like personal. No, I'm not. I'm like every episode.

No, it is straight. I'm not obsessed with all. Like every episode. No, it is strange. I'm not obsessed at all. No, it is a little strange. You're a Macadelish. You're a great man. What? I don't know what I'm saying. My explore page has been rabbits.

Like an ungodly amount of rabbits on my for you page or like my explore page on Instagram. I don't know why. It was like four in the morning and I was up spiraling. Like I was in a dark place. I was like, is the morning and I was up spiraling. Like I was in a dark place. I was like, is tomorrow going to come? And I was looking, I was just kept refreshing.

And every time I refreshed that explore page, three more pictures of rabbits would pop up. Another three, another three. And it would be like my whole explore page turned into rabbits. You're stranger than I thought. Exactly. What are you doing with rabbits?

I don't really even like a rabbit. I don't. First time. Algorithms are damning, buddy. That's what I'm saying. They give you what you watch. Yeah, but I don't really watch. I don't watch animal videos.

Do you remember that night? Or were you too spiraling? No, I was. You might have went down about an hour and a half of straight gerbil and rabbit activity. And you didn't even know it. And now you're a freak. Okay. Not really. I had a class rabbit in second grade. trade gerbil and rabbit activity and you didn't even know it and now you're a freak okay not really i had a i had a class rabbit in second grade its name was pepper and it would scratch

my back during class reading time and i was terrified of it and so i sat on top of my desk for class reading time the rest of the semester and then my friend clarissa took the rabbit home it was and you can have it because the school year is over, right? She took Pepper home. Pepper had a seizure in the backyard. Pepper's dead. Just want to put that out there. There's no more Pepper on the physical earth, if we're being completely honest.

So you had rabbits. Dude, oh, my God, you surprised me every week. You had rabbits that had accessibility to your spine while you're reading a book. Yeah, it was the same class. My teacher was a stripper. It was second grade. I want to say her name, but I can't. Oh, please don't.

Okay, but yeah, she would let it go free and Pepper would be a distraction to me in my ADHD. No shit. Exactly. She would let it go free and pepper would be a distraction to me in my ADHD No shit Exactly And okay but I bring up the rabbit thing because I saw one reel on my explore page Right Okay It was a kangaroo And a little baby kangaroo coming out the pouch

A joey Now What? A joey Who? It's called a joey A baby kangaroo is called a joey Is that a fact or is that like street term

no that's that's a fact like a like a a calf to a cow is a joey to a kangaroo is that a can we call harry all kangaroo kids are named joseph at birth and then once they hit four years old they get their own name was there one like king kangaroo back in the day that was named joey and he got slain? And now they're all paying homage to Joey. They're like, my firstborn will be Joseph. No, that's... Baby kangaroos are called Joey's.

Okay. God, I'd pay money to be in a kangaroo pouch. That's what I used to think. That's what I used to think until I saw this video. I always thought kangaroo pouches were like a frocket on a shirt. Like, just like a like a sleeve right here you open it up and you could just go rest in that hoodie pouch right so warm it is like a like if you go inside of a belly button dog it is disgusting and wet and tight

and veiny kind of like my asshole no no no stop and and so i saw it i was like i saw the little baby like the thumbnail of the reel was a baby kangaroo like this and i said it looks like ruby i love ruby and i love kangaroo pouches hello tell them and so the camera lady not making those kind of jokes this week. She looked like Cam. So let's put that out there. Wasn't my kind. It didn't look like Cat Williams. So let's put that out there. It wasn't Ice Cube exploring.

Okay. So they're going up to the kangaroo, baby kangaroo coming out the pouch, the little face coming out the pouch. Right? And zooming in. And obviously the baby Joey was like, who's this white woman? And they went and heard it and obviously the the baby joey was like joey was like who's this white woman and they like went inverted in back into the couch and then she stuck her two fingers in the kangaroo pouch and opened up that curtain that's a forbidden curtain you don't open ma'am that's not yours

that's got that's a violation that has to be some sort of charge that has that's what you do at ditty parties with a lot of oil. A lot of kangaroo oil. That's a forbidden pouch. You don't want to touch those. Don't touch those. Don't touch a pouch that's not yours. That's a law.

Especially not like that. You don't do a pouch like that that's not yours without consent, without a Joey being in it. It's very important. Extremely important. So she went in there, right? And she opened up this pouch ever so slightly and put her camera with flash on into the pouch. And it looked like, you know when Ruby yawns and you see the inside of her mouth? It's like that little black and brown spot.

You're like, what the hell? Why do you got black in your mouth? The ridges? Yeah, I just found out that a kangaroo pouch is not a comforting home. Dude, honestly, that's depressing. It's like in their stomach, bro. Liv's belly button, you spoke about belly buttons. Liv's belly button smelt so bad the other day.

Oh my Jesus Christ. What activity was going on in the household to where you were just- Fresh wake up, Wednesday morning. A clean wake up. I literally roll over. I go to talk to my son, which is currently inside of Olivia's pouch and inside of her belly. And I go for a night, just a very, a very intimate,

like face to stomach speaking session. It smelled like grated cheese. It smelled so strange. I literally went, Oh, and I jumped back and she goes, well, my bad butt stink.

And I said, uh, maybe I said, you need to bathe right now. You need to shower now. She got up and showered. And are we sure we're not eating the placenta as a group? No, we're not doing that.

A little salt and pepper. We're absolutely not. Oh, my. A little Rage and Cajun on it. I will not taste your breast milk, Liv. If you put clucker dusters on a placenta and fried that bitch up and ate it like it was a T-bone, no. Is that sacrilegious? No, I think that, no, no.

Is that a satanic, like, ritual? Now I'm not trying to be offensive here. I'm making jokes, but also, I am curious. I don't think it has anything to do with religion. No. What about, okay. They're eating the dogs. There's one thing.

They're eating the dogs and cats. There's one thing. All our cats are leaving. They're all being fed. That's crazy. That's a sickness. What do you think about the men that freeze their own semen for later use in skin care? Have you heard about that?

They've never heard of like Creave? Creave? CeraVe? Creave? What are you saying? They got some bootleg shit. Creave? You're craving the right materials.

Sarah V? Creave? Are you shitting me? No. Well, I can't see where he's coming from. Sarah V. I might be a little dyslexic. Yeah, but I've heard of men to a joke.

And then they freeze the said specimens semen children where'd you hear that at a rapper you know him he did this I know him personally no no no

if I know somebody who's doing this what is his name kinda don't ask I've never heard of the face wash no he did it

he said it's good to like he drops the ice cubes in his drinks ice cube like a semen ice cube and he'll like blend it down he went to a couple of d cube and he'll like no no no he just

he's he went to a couple of parties he had to even he got the vip section he's he's known he's known regardless my wife's belly button stunk yeah god bless you good god you are you know? Who cares? Who cares? Who gives a shit about... I did that on purpose. Okay. No, I want to ask you... What? I was like, how my week was when I was talking about...

Oh, hell no. Okay. No, no, no. But I do want to ask you about something that happened during your week. We were all there to share this experience. What were your initial thoughts when we were leaving the Starbucks that one morning? We went to Starbucks? Oh, did we go to Starbucks?

Oh, my God! We went to Starbucks, and we got casted in a bonus episode of Grey's Anatomy. That's what happened. So talk us through that, big guy. Talk us, tell us about that. So we spent the weekend at Cam's house at his new mansion. No, it's just a house. And there's not a lot out there where

he lives there's a there's a it's a decent amount it's a good place you can get a car wash you can get your tire changed go to church you can get your car washed you can get a couple donuts go to school that's it so but they they just put a starbucks up two days ago that's not true but yes so we went into the starbucks right yes and we're like okay we're planning out our day it was me cam cj ryan if you watch the patreon you know everybody i just said join the patreon good So we went into this Starbucks, right? Yes. And we're like, okay, we're planning out our day. It was me, Cam, CJ, Ryan. If you watch the Patreon, you know everybody I just said, join the Patreon. Good morning to you. So we were there.

We were getting frappuccinos. We were talking, making jokes. Cam was being obnoxiously loud in ghetto, as he does. And so, was he not CJ? He was. Okay, thank you. And so we were in this Starbucks for like 20 minutes. Good amount of time.

Regular coffee date. Regular talks. Fun time with the crew. There's about eight other people in this Starbucks. A little double smoked action. Right? It was time okay. We have our day planned.

Let's go back into the car. Let's begin our day. We're walking outside the door. We're walking towards the door, right? To the left of the exit door to glory and in a normal day there's where the bathrooms are all right bathrooms are closed a little single stall bathrooms me and cj are leading the pack i believe i opened the door to exit cj's right in front of me and i can't see the bathrooms anymore cam and ryan are behind a little bit all out of a sudden i hear help oh my god help that's what the f**k is going on in the

starbucks and then i hear cam go oh my god and then so i'm like what is happening in the starbucks i peek my head around this corner there is an elderly lady it's not funny it's not it's not funny stop stop stop it's not no she's fine no she is well we don't know we don't know we really don't know what we tried I hope she's fine do we look and she's laying down stop making me laugh. She was like this. She's laying down on the bathroom floor. I think better since she was sprawled out. Yeah, and then she just goes, Help!

Help! It's not, it's only funny because we are reliving this. Yeah, and, but the way she pushed the door for me. Because at first, okay, oh my God, you didn't see it. So the first help, we were all like, what the... The door was closed.

She was on the ground, and she went like this. She went and like wedged the door open, and I could just see her. She was like, help me! Help! And I was like, oh my God. So we go in the bathroom. I walk right up to her. Her eyes are closed.

She's panting she's moving her legs she's visibly nervous put your tongue in your mouth just have a hot take about it she's i'm not gonna say it oh my god you have to say it at the end okay anyway she's visibly nervous she's panting she's sweaty she looks kind of flush so i immediately walk up to her i go ma'am like i did you fall i can help you get up she goes no I didn't fall I was like all right she got an attitude I was like all right then to hell with you she goes no I didn't fall I had a build-up of colitis back in December and that's what she said she said I had an episode of colitis in December it's feeling a lot like that and I go oh okay uh um what can I do she goes well, have someone call the cops. And I said,

oh, no. I was like, for a damsel in distress, you're awfully rude. I was like, we are here saving you, ma'am. Are you drying a Red Bull stained couch with a table runner from New Year's?

Can I just say, the bitch is faking it. Dog, she was way too mean and then started joking. I was like, come on, man. I didn't think that in the moment I was nervous and I was trying to help. And Cam was helping. Ryan, CJ, we're all helping. But as soon as we started, like, the drilling went down. And I saw the lack of panic on the EMS.

Yeah. I was like, is she a habitual? And she didn't fall. She said, I didn't fall. That's what made me nervous. I was like, she just sat down. Yeah, she was like, is she a habitual? And she didn't fall. She said, I didn't fall. That's what made me nervous. I was like, she just sat down. Yeah, she literally just. No.

But she was sprawled out. Like, she fell off like a building. I mean, it was like Peter Griffin. Like, one leg was cocked that way. Her arm was up that way. She was panting with her eyes closed. So I immediately am like, all right, she got caught in attitude again. Well, first off, have someone call the cops.

And I was like, I don't even feel like you need me any here. Like, I don't, you're so mean to me. So I go out there. I'm like, hey, she said a lady's fallen. I literally said that again because it's natural. She's in her 60s. I go, hey, someone fell in the bathroom. She needs the cops. And all you hear from faint in the bathroom, I didn't fall.

I was like, God damn it, woman. I was like, do you need help or not she goes i didn't fall i was like okay like you're being awfully loud so i go back i go hey ma'am i'm gonna wet a paper towel put it on your head is that okay she didn't even respond she's like so i just did it put it down so then i say while the police are showing up do you is there some like a family members or someone that I can call for you in your phone? Now, again, quickly, this woman is white. Okay. She's a white elderly woman. And the first name she tells me to call, she goes, yeah, go ahead and dial Shaniqua Williams. And I said, I swear to God, she said, dial Shaniqua Williams. And I go, okay. I said, all right.

And I go, I said, what's your relation to Shaniqua? She said, I'm supposed to be dropping off her lunch. She said, I'm supposed to be dropping off her lunch. I'm working on Meals for Wheels right now. And I go, oh, my God. You have cold food in the car? And she just goes she yelled at you bro she yelled at kim again so i go all right i called i called shaniqua and i go

ma'am what's your name obviously this is a fake name she goes rachel and i go okay shaniqua doesn't answer and i go okay miss rachel do you want me to send a text uh she goes just leave a voicemail first i was like all right i literally go uh hey shaniqua this is someone off phone she fell in a starbucks i don't know why i was so dead set i said she fell down in a starbucks she's having some problems right now and she literally goes god damn it i didn't fall and then and then cam goes no oh, she had an accident. And she goes, I didn't have one. No, she goes, yes. I go, okay, she didn't fall. She had an accident.

And she goes, don't say I was in a car accident. I said, I didn't say anything about a car. I said, regardless, your food's not coming by, Shaniqua. And I hung up. This woman, like, it was blowing my mind how rude and bossy you could be when you're sprawled out it looks like you're shot by legolas in the middle of a bathroom floor and then to top it all off i go to text shaniqua and i just text god i literally am texting shaniqua and she she has the clicks on her phone, like when you type.

So I'm texting her, and you know me. I can yap. It's like a long message. And she goes, damn, you still typing? And I said, I'm out of here, bro. I set her phone down right at that point. The EMS came. I literally stepped right over her, and I left.

Then we go outside, and the ambulance is blocking Peyton's Tesla. Cam, you did AI that woman. Bro, I was's trying to help and she was i was just that's why that's why i wants the the adrenaline of the situation because my forearm she still owes me a massage i was fading her with like a little bit of the whole time that story bro when i went back home i thought about it and i just tell me what you think about this how well or how bad do you think you would be at being a barista like a overworked like barista i think i'd either there's two options i get fired or i'm in jail yes there's something about people that order from starbucks especially you regulars that don't your mom moms, and you don't have a job, and you are very entitled.

And you're in four different groups on Facebook. And you're cheating on your husband. Oh, you better drop that face now. The women in the big ass suburbans, oh my God. I know as soon as they come into, I'm like, they're going to give this barista a problem. And you got the little logo of your son's high school on the back left corner of the car. Like, brother doesn't get burned, bro.

Oh, my God. Anyway, oh, my God. I hear the way they speak to some of these baristas. It's like there could be, like, a little bit too much ice on there. They're burning Starbucks down. Oh, yeah. I would lose my mind. But if I'm putting all the blame on myself, they're burning Starbucks down. I would lose my mind.

But if I'm putting all the blame on myself, I'm f***ing everybody's order up. There's no way. You're going to be like, here you go, Rachel. No, I'm just saying, how the hell do baristas know how to make that many beverages? Let me get a Venti quadruple pump soy-free latte

with an extra shot of espresso, hold the oat milk, add sweet cream little ice i'd be like hey like i can't do that though you want a black coffee you go i get you an iced americano and i'll get you out the door i genuinely have so much respect for baristas bro i was thinking about that i was like you would literally have a panic attack probably oh my god like you'd have to clock out early on your first day i couldn't i couldn't be the one to make the drinks you'd be like oh you start spilling drinks not even making the drinks typing all that shit in on the computer and all they're literally like the quarterbacks of the fast food industry like they have to make so many audibles god damn that was

good are you kidding me that was good oh my god let's just run with it who's the running back of the of the fast food industry who Who's powerful, strong, fast? I can tell you who the sloppy center is. Who? Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.'s the center. It's like, ah, I'm just blocking you. Oh, oh, oh.

Block it. Okay. Running back? Who's a running back? Powerful. Powerful, fast, but power. McDonald's. McDonald's is the running back? And you need a skill wide receiver who's your wide out fast good footwork chick-fil-a god damn they'll run around

like crazy they're gonna run around they're gonna get away from the defender okay who's a tight end real big and bulky very strong good but could be a little slow okay but they're only they're local it's what a burger yes they're thick they're thick sometimes can be quick but they're local. It's Whataburger. They're thick. They're thick. Sometimes can be quick, but they always get you a touchdown. You'll always score. They are a go-to. You know what I mean?

They are powerful. They don't have great lateral movement. You might get stuck on the line a couple times, but they will get there. Let's flip the ball on defense now. Who's like the linebacker? Someone that you're just you're excited for let's just run down the middle oh taco bell oh my god you're like it looks so good it looks good they take care of their region and it's just oh you're just shitting dude okay

hold on hold on go get it's kind of in the same fast food i've been trying to eat healthier i've been trying to do better oh my god there's this place called they're not paying for this salad on the go or salad to go salad to go right it's like a healthy fast food basically it's salad you get wraps and i was like i don't feel good i don't feel like alive most of the time my heart is working extra and i'm just sitting on my couch it's like it literally feels like my bloodstream is filled with oil. Go to the doctor. So I was like, let me try this. I go into the thing.

They have a buffalo chicken wrap. I said, God damn. I'm going to go get that. I order that. So nice. So emo. So hippie at the thing. Emo. Oh, the woman.

Yeah, you could tell. And I was like, oh, this is going to be grassy. I thought there was like pitchforks and bats. No, no, it was very ambient. It was great. And so they give me the buffalo chicken wrap. I eat it. It's so goddamn good.

One of the best things I've ever eaten. Hey, it feels like Mike Tyson has gone inside my small intestine for the past four hours, and he is going up in here. You got that today? Yeah. I'm telling you, it's not good. It's not doing well. Right on cue.

It's like my body's rejecting health it's not it's not oh my god you might be close to the boat man you might be close florida no like death oh i thought you meant like to the underworld no no to the underworld oh i'm not going there i'm going to heaven oh yeah but you might be close oh speaking of hell i saw this one what okay so i went now this is personal and this is true. And CJ literally asked me this morning, he's like, where have you been? I was gone from 8 a.m. to like 11.30. I was gone so long. I had this thing where I was like, I want to go on a grocery store, like countywide tour and touch every grocery store this morning.

I went to six Kroger's today, bro. I traveled like 40 minutes worth of Kroger's. And I have proof of this because, and later in the story, I'll tell you why. Now, I don't know what happened today. I don't know why I woke up this way, but I did. I wanted, I'm like a country wide, a county wide grocery. And I, and what I did was I compared the aisles and ambience and i was like what's different i don't know what was going on and i think i need medication but i went to the first kroger normal just a normal kroger nothing crazy second kroger normal nothing crazy i went to a third kroger the one kind of by where you used to live like on the back end behind there you know what i mean yeah i walk in there or i get out of my car and i assess the parking lot it's it's one of those

situations where the the street across so many cars a lot of movement a lot of vehicles parking lot was desolate and a little creepy like there was people walking but you couldn't hear the steps don't like that no one's looking anywhere it's like colorado airport you know exactly as i'm approaching the front door of this grocery store there's a woman that works for the grocery store her back's to me she's facing the grocery store and she has now she has a mop let me repeat she's outside and she's a little hunched and i i say she's not a day younger than 85 okay like she doesn't look stable like you know what i mean not just a powerful gone and so the way i was walking i i was

i kind of had to cross paths with her now i'm walking behind this woman that's mopping concrete right and i'm already like now this is giving purgatory vibes like i swear to god this i swear to god she's mopping the sidewalk and i walk past her but i can see her stop the mop and she literally turns her body towards me and i thought she's about to say something she looks me up and down because i'm a big guy and she goes you ever seen a set of fresh gums like Like some new gums? Like those gums just got there? Just got out of the rinse. But you can still tell there was holes where teeth should be.

And she looked at me, but there was no soul in those eyes. And she goes, huh, hi. And I said, oh, all right. And I kept walking. Because I was like, that woman is a descendant of Baphomet she's not from heaven like that's hell right there and so I'm walking in the Kroger I walk around the Kroger four times I counted four times what are you doing in there where the guy by the lunchables he was stacking the lunchables he goes goes, hey, son. Called me son.

Do you need help? And I said, nope. I'm just looking around. On my fifth trip, as I'm about to make it back to the Lunchables, guess who I see walking towards me? Satan. Sanjin. What? What?

And he has. he's got the most random shit in his handheld cart and bro the look on it when I saw Sanjay I got excited oh Sanjay

Sanjay looks at me and he's like he's terrified of me. He goes, P, what are you doing, man? You're not supposed to be there. I was like, bro, I'm just walking around grocery stores. And he goes, oh, all right. And he goes, I saw you walking, and your head was down,

but you kept looking left and right. And I said, bro, I'm just looking. But also, I don't't know what are you looking i'm about to wrap this story up you said you took four trips around to keep passing the lunchables i got four boxes of lunchables at the house and but something about sanjan questioning me made me emotional and so i was trying to end the conversation with Sanjay, and he was making such direct eye contact, really concerned about what I was doing and my whereabouts. I started tearing up.

I said, ask Sanjay. I started tearing up talking to Sanjay. He was so concerned for me. I said, hey, all right, bro. And I tried to make a joke with him, and I said, hey, invite me over, and I'll eat some of that. I pointed at his car. What if you looked down and it was like car oil and stuff? Like it wasn't even food?

Yeah, that's what I did today. That was today. What in the hell is wrong with you? A lot. But why? Okay, there's so much. There's so much to break down. One, what did Sanjit have in his hand? We need to know because we can hold that over him

he probably had like a fresh fish like nutella and like some sort of medication no that's why i was confused because sanjay doesn't eat bacon but he had a 48 pack of raw bacon in his cart and i said either you're a fucking liar oh my god oh my god that's why sanjay's there early in the morning to not oh my god to not be seen getting the bacon. He had so much bacon in his cart. So much. Like my levels of bacon. Like a 48-pack raw.

Oh, we're on your ass next time we see you, Sanjay. Second thing. Seriously, what are you doing? Why the six croakers? Dude, I don't know, bro. Are you the census? No. Who are you?

I just was, why are you doing this? I haven't been to a grocery store in so long. Go to one.'re right no no i'm not saying what i did was normal it's not i saw satan that was yeah that's my last thing you are better than me because when you went ah who when she went i literally would have been like i tried to scare and just see if she fell i feel like she would have like opened up her. Yeah. I go, ah! It goes, ah! And she comes out. There's hands. It's like.

No, it gave me like get out vibes. She's mopping concrete, first off. I'm all for equal opportunity. What do we think we're paying her? I don't know. $7.25. We're toting the line here. $7.25.

At that point, she just wants to be there. $85, bro. $85. Was she upping the sales? Was she increasing productivity? No, she's mopping concrete and scaring customers.

She had a shirt on. Oh my god. She had the shirt. She doesn't even work there. She stole a Kroger shirt and she's the boat man of Kroger. Oh, my God. That's how you know Halloween's around the corner, bro. I'm all for equal opportunity. I love Halloween.

Halloween's fantastic. I love Halloween. I like Halloween, too. I love Halloween. Who are you? I don't like that. I don't like when people, that's like another. Halloween.

A data, data, tomato, tomato. How do you say it? Halloween. That's probably pretty. Who has ever said Halloween? That's probably pretty Caucasian, but Halloween. It's not. Hollow is H-O.

That's how you spell Halloween. That's damning. Okay. That kind of sucked. Am I okay? Was I under the thought process that Halloween was with an H? Okay, you also say... Oh my God, Halloween's spelled with an O?

Yeah, look. It's A! It's A! Yes! Yes! It's Halloween! Suck my balls! Is this the Mendenda... What? my balls! Is this the Mendenda? What?

What's the guy? Mandela effect. No, it's Halloween. It's not Halloween. I knew I was right. Yes! How? But no, no, no.

How do you say, okay, what's up? How do you say in school where the lockers are? Where are the lockers in school? A hall. How do you spell that? Hall. H-A-L-L. Hall.

O-W-E-N. Halloween. Halloween. But it's not hollow you're you're saying you're just very o-esque huh he's very halloween hall h-a-l-l halloween how i'm gonna go walk the halls i'm gonna go have a happy halloween halloween damn it and you also say something else weird what this is such an intense moment i was wrong and then right and then wrong again what's the navigation system? GPS.

No, it's a handheld thing. A compass. You said that the other day. How do I say that weird? It's a compass. How am I saying it weird? I got lost in the woods. Let me pull out my compass.

Is that bad? It's a compass. No one's ever said that. How are you supposed to say it? How do you say it? Compass. Compass? What are you? A compass? It's a compass. No. Compass. Compass. How do you say it? How do you? How is it? No. No. We're going to use the same ideology. How is it spelled? How is compass spelled? C-O-M-P-A-S. Okay? Compass. W-W-W dot YouTube dot. Com. Compass. Com. It's not compass come it's not compass it could come piss no it's a compass you're right i'm wrong about that how do you say data uh it depends on who i'm around it depends on what kind of people i'll be code switching so you're you're clay you're i'm you're you're just foldable. Oh, no.

The White Chocolate Macadamia Cream Cold Brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. All right. I was on, I was on the bird the other day. Twitter. I love Twitter. Some call it ready. Yeah. Came across this tweet and it, it was a thread. I enjoy a good thread. I like reading things that continue into something else and they develop. Would you be careful, comfortable sharing your bookmarks with me? Yeah, it's, it is 100%Bron, and that's sad. That's honestly sad.

It's LeBron. Oh, it's 100% LeBron. No, I said me. Oh, not yours. Oh, okay. No, I think your gooch was out. I think I saw a little baseball. No, I flashed my gooch. Oh, my God.

That was like a salami sandwich. I flashed my muffin.. Oh my god, that was like a salami sandwich. Oh. I flashed my muffin. Yeah, muffin my ass. That was a baker's dozen. That was a loaf. That thing was sitting. Sorry.

I think my t*** has scoliosis. It looks like Ruby's tail though. There's got a hook in it. Oh. Like, it's like a's tail though. There's got a hook in it. Like it's like a zigzag line. It's like Pikachu's tail. Oh my god, that made me sick. You're... I honest to god think you're...

If we could hire someone, right? Like off the Titanic. Like we hire someone. To examine my... No, you get naked and you just stand like this. And then we have like a French artist paint your tits. But then turn that into like a road of like a beautiful picture. And only people that know that road is actually the connecting trail from your ball-sacked asshole is us.

And then we go put it like somewhere. That might be illegal now that I say that. I think I have an inflamed What is? Do you ever Okay, let me, now maybe I need to get this checked. Not like inflamed like it hurts or anything but it's like saggy meat. The cops are coming.

The cops are coming right now for your saggy lunch meat assmeat-ass gooch. You can play with your gooch. You need to get help right now. You can sit there and thumb your gooch like you're going for a score on Guitar Hero. You can lower bass your gooch. You need surgery right now. You need surgery.

There's no way. Okay, what are you saying about Twitter? Yeah, please. Holy shit. I found a thread. It's got BLT almost. The lettuce or the bacon? It's gotta be the lettuce. Maybe the tomato. You have a wizard sleeve gooch it's sitting oh i just like visualized it without trying to yeah you're downstairs it's gotta be a sight man it's gotta be that's like a

campfire story at this point it's like a mythical legend like there's it's either you be, it's like a campfire story at this point. It's like a mythical legend. Like, it's either you're putting on a facade, or, I mean, they gotta be scared when you take your denim off. They gotta be scared. Red, red, red irritated webbing. A loose gooch. Probably a lot of hair, and then a Johnson. It's like D-Day down there.

Okay, post-apocalyptic crotch. Okay. I'm not your crotch. Watch. Here we go. I was on Twitter. I saw a thread. It was about a thing that people suffer from that had no clue was real.

Okay. There's been multiple accounts across the entire world, and it's real. Some people, they will faint, they will get scared, they will get in a car crash, whatever, and they wake up

speaking a language they don't know. I saw that. I saw who, Tom Segura had a big bit about that. I didn't see Tom's. Oh, I love him. No, it's a long time ago.

It was like one of his original things. He said it's one of the funniest things. I still have never seen this. Bro, it's called foreign accent syndrome. Oh my God. They, imagine me,

imagine we go, I don't even want to say that, on wood imagine something happens i lose conscious and i wake up yeah and i'm just like butte a museo like full blown speak they are fully speaking a language they've never heard true though and they don't know i don't think that could be true if you have no prior knowledge to how to speak this language how can all of a sudden you know how to speak this language that's what i'm saying i thought it was just an accent type of thing no i wanted to ask no foreign accent like it's like like an accent but now you don't speak the actual language right no this one woman was oh i see what you're saying one of no one of them was speaking a language they've never spoke and then another woman another woman was british okay she was speaking in hers like just english i mean that's english yeah but

in her english dialect but she was saying it in a, like, Japanese accent. Yeah, I've heard. Okay, that I believe. Why? I don't know. How? Not to be insensitive or partial here. If you did that, if you came in here sounding like Christopher Columbus,

didn't he have a British accent? I would assume so. He was from Britain. That's where he came from. So he's not even American? No. He got on a boat and just drove west until he found our land. Christopher Columbus isn't from America.

Absolutely not. None of us are from, I mean, unless you are Native American. That's native to America. Oh. Did you understand that part at least? Did you know what that meant? Native American? Yes, yes.

You sure? Yeah, because you're native to America. Okay. So then why is Christopher Columbus so popular? Because he got on the boat and he killed everybody. Correct. So we shouldn't have a Columbus Day,

should we? Not to get political here. Yeah, but there we go. No, but if you if I came in, say something happened to me, I come in the next day, we're recording. If you came in sounding like Idris Elba one day, I would have a problem with it. I couldn in the next day we're recording if you came in sounding like Idris Elba one day

I would have a problem with it I couldn't record it no it'd have to be crazier it'd have to I can't do it though yeah we're playing with my hands are on fire

right now and it's getting close up here I can't do that but imagine that day you passed out if you would've woke up you'd be like hello

I was like oh f*** bro I'd go f*** bro I'd be like put it back out i'll go what happened me speaking of twitter i saw something on twitter and we got scary place we got added this question like one of the fans tweeted this and added my twitter why am i having a hard time with that you can mention people on twitter and it goes to their thing and they brought this to me.

There you go. And they want us to talk about it on the podcast. Can we put this out there? Cam is months away from having a child. Yes. Sorry.

Oh my god. I didn't think that through too i just like farted in my own spot okay so i saw this on twitter and they said him i saw this on twitter the guy and his friend were talking about it, right? Relax, bro. Relax. You said I saw... Like, dog, we're on our own time here. We're good. We're okay. The sun is out, kind of.

Everything's good. From the top, here we go. I saw this on Twitter, right? One of our fans mentioned my twitter asking this question okay him and his friend were having this debate and he said i want you and cam to have this debate as well and it is trying to get my blood pressure it was it is one of the best questions i have ever seen in my life okay like how did i not think about this okay they were debating is duck seafood and i said god bless that's a fantastic question i say what do you say is duck seafood

i'm gonna go no that's wrong i say. I say yes. How is it seafood? Duck is not seafood. They live in the sea. Ducks don't live in the sea. Ducks don't live in the sea. One more time for you and the person behind you. Ducks don't live in the sea. They live in the water.

They occupy themselves in ponds of your local neighborhood with the HOA system. What else lives in ponds? Fish. What is fish? Seafood you you know what i mean but when have you gone to the atlantic and you see a duck 90 miles from shore oh that's seafood so you have so it has to live in the seaford to be seafood most fish that live in ponds and lakes no that's still seafood because it's a fish it completely lives in water yes no you don't have to completely live in water for it to be seafood holy shit am i wrong holy shit crabs live in water no they don't they don't completely live in water the crabs you eat we're

not eating hermit crabs you little creepy killer you've never seen a six-year-old's worst nightmare if you pick their hermit crab up and you go, they're going to be like, ah! No, eat king crab and Alaskan crab and snow crab that live deep in the ocean. So you've never seen a red crab crawl up on the shore? Holy shit, the shore of what? A beach? Yes, but you said they live complete, it's for it to be seafood. You said for it to be seafood, it has to completely live in the water. And that's not true.

Okay, name other seafood. Shrimp. Water. Yeah, water. Well, I don't eat water. I don't eat seafood. Cod. That's fish.

Oysters. Water. I don't eat seafood. Help me. Shark. Water. Whale. You don't eat shark.

People do. You can't eat shark. Oh, you can't eat shark. You can't eat a People do You can't eat shark Oh you can't eat shark You can't eat a shark You can't You can't That's illegal That's like eating a horse You can eat a horse

You cannot eat horses That's metanabolism No you probably shouldn't But that's metanabolism You know when you eat yourself Metanabolism You're a horse No well some may say.

Jury's still out on that one. I can eat your left finger right now. Yes. You shouldn't though. So you can eat a shark. Yeah, you can eat a shark. You can do anything. It's not allowed.

Like I'm telling you, on a restaurant. Whales. Yes. Can't eat whales. Tuna. Yes. Okay. You said every seafood has to live in the water only crocodile

crocodile its main place is water and you said no no no no no no no you can name stuff like that you can name something like that yeah like a duck but they're amphibians ducks bro what do ducks ever i've never seen a duck outside the water let me put that out there holy shit you've never seen a duck outside of a water you ever gone to a duck playground the water. Let me put that out there. Holy shit. You've never seen a duck outside of a water? You ever gone to a duck playground, you freak? You never fed duck bread, Wonder Bread, right out of your hands? No. What? Where you at?

You're getting a duck zoo. Where you at? Oh, I forgot. In my neighborhood, at the end of the street, I had a cool little pond with ducks. In yours, you had kids making bombs. Other kids stabbed their moms and collected fingernails. And you had people that did sold stuff in the concert band next to you. I'm sorry.

I didn't get a private school where I had a dean and all that shit and I had to pray and kiss Mrs. Feet and I went to chapel every morning with the 12th graders. I did not. That's literally, oh my God, oh my God. You just described your own school. Okay, it doesn't matter. Duck, where, okay, honestly, dead ass, where have you seen a duck? What do ducks eat? Bread, probably. Okay. Where's bread? Is that in the water? That's such a bad example.

That's not my end-all, be-all. I'm giving you a series. Okay. Answer mine. Where have you seen a duck? On the pond. By the pond. Okay.

Why are they by ponds? Because they like water. They like it? Or that's their home. That's where their shipping address is. That's their billing address. That's like a frog. A frog's an amphibian.

Is frog seafood? You don't eat frog. Holy shit. You don't eat frog? Who eats frog? I've had frog legs multiple times in my life. Where? At buffets. At Cajun spots.

You went to some digs? Razoo's has it. I've never been to Razoo's. Exactly. You don't know seafood. You went to some ditches. Razzoo's has it. I've never been to Razzoo's. Exactly. You don't know seafood. You're speaking on something you don't know. I'm saying. You only like gumpy little crawfish, and now you know.

I don't like crawfish. I don't like crawfish. An oyster. I don't like crawfish. You don't like crawfish? No. What is that? Calamari.

Seafood. Calamari. Seafood. Okay, but dad asks, a duck, you've never seen a duck anywhere water's not at? You've never seen a duck downtown. You've never seen a duck anywhere water's not at. You've never seen a duck downtown. You've never seen a duck at a piano bar. You haven't. That's, actually you have.

I have. Okay, then was it like stolen for contraband and shipped there? Bro, ducks can, I mean, I'm not saying. They have to be by water. Ducks have to be by water. I don't think they have to be by water. They choose to be by water. It's easiest for them because they need water to drink.

If I got a pet duck, would I not need water? That's like saying if you get a pet dog, are you not going to need water? They don't have to live by the pond. Yes, they do. They have to float. They have to do something there. Dogs have to float? No, ducks.

Oh, I was about to say, holy shit. That's like their recharge station. Dude, they don't, okay. They recharge there. They are, I will say this. They are meant to be by water. Naturally. They have webbing. They are, I will say this, they are meant to be by water. Naturally. They have webbing, they have paddlers, they are supposed to be by the water.

I would not consider them seafood though. How much time do ducks spend by water? What is the definition of seafood? Here we go. Ducks spend several hours each day engaging in water-related behaviors, including preening. What is that? Bathing, floating, resting, dabbling, and drinking. Ducks, oops, I want you to kiss my feet when I read this next sentence.

Ducks are semi-aquatic waterfowl. They are waterfowl. You ruined it right there. Fowl. Fowl. Waterfowl. Immediately. Waterfowl.

Still fowl. It's like water human. You're still a human. They're biracial. Who cares? First off, everything you just said sounds like a swimming instructor. That's it. Exactly, because they have to be by the water. are sea creatures holy shit their jobs by the water they're not in the water they're not seafood the fact you said foul a duck is poultry and you can't change my mind a duck is poultry it's it's

biracial it's half poultry it's half poultry you can't just say they're just poultry and not acknowledge the the water part i'm acknowledging it it doesn't make them seafood everything else lives in the water. It is curated by water. So you're saying duck's closer to chicken than it is to seafood? Yes. A duck is closer to chicken than it is seafood. All right, bro.

100%. It is a bird. Holy shit, it's a bird. It's a bird. Ducks are not birds. You just said it's a fowl. You said that. You read it.

I read it. I didn't say it. Did you read it through your eyes and i'm saying it wasn't my thought what is that oh no no shot hell duck is not seafood you just have you ever seen a duck on a telephone pole you just bet what have you ever seen a duck on a telephone pole as a duck of a shit on your car that's a bird thank you you're gonna duck fly have you ever seen a duck fly holy shit yes they try they can't fly they try. They can't fly good like eagles. They can't. Exactly, so it's not a bird.

A penguin's still a bird. They can't fly? No. Oh, he's getting his ass in the corner. Okay, is penguin not seafood? You really don't eat penguin. I really don't think you should eat that. No, I'm saying, don't do it, but is a penguin seafood? Don't know.

I'd go with no. How? Because they don't, bro, they swim in the water. Have you ever seen a penguin outside of water where water's not around? Name everything else that's considered seafood and see if there's a big difference. You have to live. That's fish. Seafood.

Live. It literally has to have water to survive. So does penguins. A penguin will dry up like a goddamn raisin. When did you go to Alaska, Antarctica even? When did you meet a penguin? dry up like a goddamn raisin when did you go to alaska antarctica even when'd you when'd you meet a haven't okay so let's go back to the foul part it's a bird it's poultry all right well we can both be right no we can't no we can't no no give me two seconds is duck seafood you can see what the i don't know greatest thing ever search engine

holy holy shit you look it up on your home phone too it literally starts with no no duck is not considered seafood but it is a type of poultry. What website did you get that from? Wikipedia. Thank you. Every time. No, shut up. No, shut up, dude. Shut up. Dude, shut up.

Wikipedia. Just wait. I don't want to hear a goddamn word you say. Holy shit. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Eatforhealth.gov. No, you know you're a liar and you're a manipulator and you're going to hell.

This is what I'm saying. Listen, listen. Government website. Listen, listen. Wikipedia. Listen. Just wait. Listen, listen. Government website. Listen, listen. Wikipedia. Listen, just wait. UniversityofIdaho.edu. Wait, wait, wait.

Just stop. Wait. Why is Idaho doing this? Wait. Do you realize every debate we have and Cam looks something up to try to prove his point, the website he uses is Wikipedia. Hey, I went to public school. Maybe they didn't care in private school, but in public school, especially Ms. Winkler's

class, they said you cannot use wikipedia as a source i wonder why because they say things like that and the only website cam ever uses to try to negate my smart point is wikipedia okay cool now that your stupid winkler monologues over with. Don't you ever. This one is eatforhealth.gov. Government-sanctioned website. Poultry. Chicken, turkey, duck, emu, goose, bush birds. Birds. Duck is poultry.

Well, I'm going to cut that part out because you said... Oh, my God. You said Wikipedia. Oh, my God. You're the... And it didn't add to the story. I'm sorry. You're Satan himself with your crooked loose gooch. Oh Oh my God. You're the, you are Satan himself. You're Satan himself with your crooked loose scooch.

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as a 25 podcast yeah there you go that's where the name came from no it's not hello okay so i saw this thing on tiktok right and every time somebody's telling a story, they always say, imagine explaining this to a Victorian child. God, I love this already. Okay. Oh, my God. And I didn't know what a Victorian child was. I wasn't aware of that era.

So I want to do a game with you. I want to try to explain things to you as you being the Victorian child. Oh, my God. Because I don't think I can explain things well, and I don't think you're going to make this easy on me with you being the Victorian child. Oh, my God. Because I don't think I can explain things well, and I don't think you're going to make this easy on me with you being the Victorian child. Oh, I'm going to give you the greatest Victorian you've ever seen. Oh, I'm going to give you a William.

Okay, Cam has a list of things he wants me to explain to him as a Victorian child, and I'm going to try my best. All right. Is that your Victorian accent? I guess. I don't know. I'm just going to go go like a bridge i don't know how to go okay um how what would thou mean by a five hour energy what how do i get energy for five hours so basically a five hour energy is like a little drink capsule what's a capsule a drink is a pill it's a pill of liquid it's a drink capsule so What's a capsule? A drink is a pill.

It's a pill of liquid. It's a drink capsule. No, so it's like a mini drink. It's a little cup. What's many? What does many mean? They don't know what many means? I'm not sure. Many.

Is it small? Yeah. Okay. Little, like the size of my pinky. It's this thing the size of my pinky, and inside of it, there's a drink. Okay. Liquid. Liquid.

Liquid. Liquid. You know what that liquid liquid liquid like you know what that is liquid you know what that is liquid you smell like shit you should probably take a bath what's a bath i'm just gonna tell you don't know so it's this little cup it's a cup of drink or capsule it's this little drink okay the size of my pinky okay when you drink it right it's like tea with the queen exactly okay but when you drink it you get more excited oh for five hours so it's a cup of happiness yeah for a short time yes but it's not acid but how does acid i'm drinking acid what's in this cup why am i getting happy i don't think anybody knows what's in it but you'll get

real energetic for five hours that's a five-hour energy. I don't like that at all. And you still need to be... What is popping boba balls? Popping boba balls at a fro-yo place? What in God's green earth is fro-yo? What's a popping boba from fro-yo? Sounds like my cousin.

So you ever been to China? No. Never. Boba's from China, right? That's a bit racist. No, okay. Boba's, like, somewhere in Asia. It's from somewhere in Asia, right?

I'm not trying to be a bit, I genuinely, I don't know either. I've never been to Asia. They've got a great wall. I've never been. So boba is this drink. Again. Good God!

All y'all do is drink, alright? And at the bottom of the drink, there's balls. And they give you a... Testicles. No, not quite. Okay. Well, like little black testicles. You drink African testicles. You drink African testicles.

You can't say that. I know that's acceptable now where you're at. Oh, very, very acceptable. But you can't say that anymore. Okay, so you're drinking testicles. You drink, no. It's just, I don't know really what, just know they're little edible balls.

So I can eat them too? Yes, Yes. Sure. They're not testicles No, no, okay And they give you a straw You know straw straw They give me wheat from the field to drink testicles You have a gross stomach. You need a big visit to the apothecary. You need a lot of doctor help.

No, so it's like this tube, right? What the f***? What's going on? Okay, you're making me nervous. Start from scratch. Boba from Froyo. What is it? So, it's a drink, right?

At the bottom of the liquid, there's balls. Not man balls. Edible balls. Okay. Made of what? Not quite sure. Okay. Me, personally, I think Boba's gross.

But you, and they give you this tube. We can. Oh! Dear God! I knew you were a straight swinger. They give you this tube where you can suck the balls up. And then you get a mix of the liquid and the balls, and you squish the balls in your mouth and you eat it.

This sounds demonically kinky. You said they give you a tube where you suck the balls, and liquid comes out, and and you chew the balls. I'm never going to throw yo's house and I'm never trying his boba. Give me something simpler, please. What about Pop Rocks? Oh, God. Pop Rocks.

You know what candy is? I know sweets. I like sweets. How do they make sediment sweet, though? So, sweets. They're hard sweets, right? Okay. And they come in a...

You ever seen a condom? What's a condom? Y'all was all burnt up, wasn't y'all? Oh, we were burning. There was a whole bunch of clapping around the village. What is a condom? Let's go there. What's a condom?

A condom? Let's go there. What's a condom? A condom. Yes. Remember, I am eight years of age. What is this? What is this? A condom. Well, explain that when you're 18 years of age. Okay.

But I don't know where to go back with the pop rocks if you tell me it's like a condom. Okay, well, I'm not going to tell you. Okay, no condom pop rocks if you tell me it's like a condom. Okay Okay, no Like the right I don't know woman I don't know so is these little Sweet rocks, but you got a lot of sweets in little things. You'll do everything mini Is that you called it mini you said a mini drink you got mini bowls from a man now I have many sweets Did your shrink as a society why is there nothing large actually got way bigger they're making the kit kats you're sucking tubes and bowls okay and it comes in this uh contain like this little plastic container wrapper you know what a wrapper is what's plastic I don't know really I think so I don't

think if plastic is around I think we did things in glass what's your life expectancy probably like 44. probably 44. please God no and so you put these sweet rocks in your mouth sweet covered rocks yeah but edible rocks not real rocks what's it you can eat rocks yeah these kind of you can eat gravel it's crazy it's crazy and you put them in your mouth does it not hurt your teeth you chew them you do but you're not supposed to chew them you just don't bite them you just hold it your mouth like this and then it goes it has a party in your mouth the rocks they go you have sweet rocks that have emotions and throw festivals and balls inside my gullet where you're from and you mean to tell me you're not satan you have rocks that have lives that throw festivals in my mouth and they have fun and you're not the devil himself.

Dear God. Okay, ask me like two more. Make it easier for me. Ask something simpler. What is Botox? Botox. Botox. You scared me.

What is Botox? Botox. Botox. You scared me. What is Botox? Botox. So if you see everybody in your village that's got these little things on their eyes. The battle scars from war. Sure. Okay. And everybody looks a little droopy. A little dry.

So it's a needle that you put in your face, right? When y'all explore more west, you'll find them. Okay. So you stab needles in the face. And they give you this goo. Like it is plastic almost. Like a plastic goo. What is plastic?

What is plastic? Help me with that. Is it liquid? More liquids. You're drinking everything. You got rocks that are happy. What's plastic? I don't know.

Okay. I'm starting to think I'm a Victorian. How did you get that hair? And why is it not white like mine? Are you supposed to be here? Okay. Botox. Just back to Botox.

Look at your mom. You see how when you look at her, it's like, don't be rude to my moms. Don't be rude to mom. It's like, how is she only 38, but looks like she's 90? She's quite dry.

She's quite dry. She wasn't a fisher woman. She was good inside the house. So it's this needle, right? Y'all know what needles are? Needles, yes. They hammer the apothecary. Yeah, what is that? It's an apothecary. Is that a doctor's office? I believe. good inside the house so it's this needle right y'all know what needles are needle yes they have the apothecary yeah what is that it's like it's an apothecary is that a doctor's office i believe

it's like it it's like it medicines potions from satan dwellers like yourself you happy rock man so basically you stick this needle in your face and it puts this goo and it makes you look like it makes you look like an action figure. Y'all have those? You mean to tell me I can stick my face with a needle and I'm going to look like the wooden toy my dad carved at war for me? Yes. That is f***ing sickening. That is sick.

And then eventually down the line, they're going to put them here too. Everywhere. They're going to put them on the bosoms of Everywhere. They're going to put them on the bosoms of women. They're going to put them on the breast. This will make them better. It's going to feel like a hockey puck. Some people like it. That doesn't sound bad.

Do they still produce milk for the young? I don't know. Seems like that would be like lead poisoning. Have you indulged in these hockey bus bosoms before? A couple. A couple. Have you indulged in these hockey bussoms before? A couple. A couple. Did you enjoy a personal experience? I mean, in the moment, I'm not shying away.

Remember, I'm eight years of age. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Hey, Victorians, they would flip the f*** out if they were here now. Oh, my God. Hey, I'm not going to lie. I didn't realize how hard it is to explain the most basic things to people. Bro, that's like someone said,

do you think if you went back to the Roman Empire with a singular iPhone, could you take over the world? Yeah, you would own everything. There's no way anyone can stop you. That's what someone said. Imagine going back to that age agent literally throwing the iPhone at them and then just running away. Oh, my God.

They start talking. They're seeing things they've never seen. Dude, it's crazy. Do you think I would do well in the Roman Empire? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Why? The only thing you have going for you is that you already don't eat enough,

so you'd be good there. Yeah. Because you wouldn't be of royalty. Not due to your skin. I'm 6'7". It's not due to your skin. it's not due to your skin it's not due to your skin i'm saying they would immediately see you and you would be like a slave no you wouldn't be a slave what would i be well i mean i don't it depends on who's depends on the emperor at the time you'd probably be in the military

you'd definitely be fighting for the front line you'd probably die first battle you're not the best you're not the best oh i gotta get hands but they weren't fighting with hands but they have you have to worry about catapults slingers slingers slingers what's a slinger it was a it was archers before archers you know david and goliath get a good slingshot with stones slingers that's the one that got this achilles from that's achilles and he his name was Achilles. And he was a Greek, not a Roman. And he was fantastic. And when he was portrayed by Brad Pitt, he was damn good looking. He probably looked like a broken thumb in real life, though.

Have you ever thought about that? Yeah, that's what I was just about to say. A lot of the people that they say back then were pretty, like. There's no way. There's no way. Oh, my God. Okay. Like, no one looked like Zendaya walking out there. No. Grills.'s no way. Oh, my God. Okay. Like, no one looked like Zendaya walking out there.

No. Grills, disgustingly tarnished. Yeah. Underarms, hairy and stinky. I have no problem with that. Boxes. Oh. I like to weed eat.

You'd be doing a lot of weed eating. That's for sure. I don't mind a little armpit hair on a girl. Show me you're warm. Show me you're warm. Show me you're warm. You sniffed your wife's armpit hair this morning? Hot take before we get to the sniffing. Right when she's about to shave and there's a little friction, it feels good.

I like the way it feels. Live? Let me just say this. It's like this. Live? It's like a good, it's like a texture thing you saved cameron's freedom i'm telling you if he never found you he would be in jail dog like that is some creepy shit okay it's honestly from an overindulging of the love i have of my

partner i love everything about her that's Yeah, that's what it is, though. But if you never met her, you would have to get that out somehow. Now I see what you're saying. Hopefully I would just have a... No, never mind. I was going to say, hopefully I'd have a nice dog, but I wouldn't be feeling the dog's neck and its armpits, stuff like that. I'm going to save you. I'm going to save you.

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About what? If I were to not cut you off, I feel like you would just go into a place that you can't come back from. You would be so deep. No, I was always bad at that. I have to have a topic. Okay. Like, even in school.

Like, if I had a free writing essay everyone in the class would be done i'd be two hours in with nothing on the page i'm gonna say something to you okay and i don't want you to take this the wrong way i probably will i think you're like genuine because i love you and you're my friend this is my brother this is gonna be i love you more than anybody okay i am starting to think you're slightly losing it a little little bit. What does that mean? It's like the wire. What do you mean I'm losing it? I'm not. Where's your evidence?

It's just like the wire was never really connected. Like it was a loose line. But it was close enough to spark. Yes. Now it's starting to go like that. And I'm noticing it in small things. But I care about you. So I'm bringing it up.

I'm not going to provide resources or help. Wow. But I'm just bringing it up i'm not gonna provide resources or help wow but i'm just bringing it up to you so in case something does happen i can say i told you the same man that says i'm losing it going down a dirty weird bad dark spiral but not gonna offer me help resources and or love because you didn't say that but you felt it you're not offering love oh yeah the same man that said that, me and CJ cleaned his kitchen today? That's CJ's kitchen too. Who's more trash?

It's 50-50. 50-50 trash. CJ, I'll punch you in the throat. You would be willing. Yes. You would be, holy shit. Because we get the food from the same place. Okay. Oh, don't backtrack

now no no i'll explain to you why my trash mostly is in my room or in the living room by the couch that's where most of mine lives i do have some in the kitchen but if i were to say just the kitchen i would say more cj he went from-50 to now it's more of yours. Think about that. I would be, okay, I wish y'all didn't clean it because on Patreon we could literally go in there. There's plenty still. There's plenty. We could do a whole house tour and show it.

Oh, my God. We should do that. We should keep meters at the bottom. Yeah. And we'll tick it as they go and see who ends up with more. I bet my soul more is yours than CJ's. I love my parents, and I do believe they did a great job raising me. They did.

But there's some things I think they left out. Like, in childhood, I feel like they did great. But as I got older, I think they started to relax a little bit. Yeah, they said, we did good in the beginning. He's doing good on his own. Let's just take a back seat. Like, from the time from teen to adult absence. They weren't. It was you, yourself, good in the beginning. He's doing good on his own. Let's just take a backseat. Like from the time from teen to adult absence. They weren't.

It was you, yourself, and you. Yeah. It was more like, hey, you're going to figure it out, which I respect. I get it. And you never have. Okay, and that's a question because I was laying in my bed last night. Scary place, scary time. And I did one of these maneuvers with my comforter, and I rolled it on top of me.

I got a smell that genuinely made me depressed. I was like, bro, I'm never going to find somebody. It smelled like wet socks and spicy ketchup and a little bit of mustard. and I don't know how often I should wash my comforter because I don't think I do it enough. Liv walked into the guest room and she goes, it smells like Peyton. She said, you know Peyton's been here. There's like clothes on the ground. The comforters are reversed.

There's four drinks on one nightstand. Okay, but genuinely, because I wash my comforter, being honest, every four to six months. Now, I get it. Okay, I saw the reaction, but I want love and acceptance because I wash my sheets. You always get that. I wash my sheets and my pillowcases like once every three, four, once a month. Okay. Once a month.

I wash my sheets and pillowcases once a month. But my comforter, I don't know because it's a bigger piece of utility. So when do I do that? Put it in with the sheets. No, it doesn't fit. Oh, yes, it does. No, it doesn't. No, it's not a proper clean.

Every time we wash our sheets and pillowcases, our comforter goes in there too. You should just wash it by yourself. You probably, that's what I'm saying. I know that part. You should wash it by yourself. But I'm saying, why are you not doing it? Why am I not washing my comforter? Yes. Peyton, you eat in your bed. You drink in your bed. You sleep in your bed. You fart in your bed. You have knives in your bed. You have trash in your bed. You sleep in your bed. You fart in your bed You have knives in your bed. You have trash in your bed You read in your bed you hang out in your bed you sweat in your bed You bleed in your bed and all of that is either on or under a comforter. You should clean the comforter

Let's call a spade a spade the ice the fact I've the fact that I've walked into your room and I've seen a laptop a half-eaten Apple, a Diet Coke, and a blade sitting next to you with a phone charger and underwear on your side of the bed. And you have the nerve to think you should wash it twice a year is insultful. It is. That's not good. I have a white comforter,'s, that, that's not, that's not good. I have a white comforter too. Oh, I know that stains as shit.

I know there's stains everywhere. It's all by my area of the comforter. It's like orange and red and a little brown. Like there's a like, it's like a dirty rainbow on, on the brim of my comforter. And I know, and, but I'm asking. Are you getting headness? Are you rusting? Are you getting wet

every night and hopping in the bed? Just seeking stuff out? You just seep blood? Okay. CJ saw something on my comforter. Semen. No, that'll blend in.

That's on there too. Yeah, no. No. Yeah, no. Oh, my God. What'd you see on his comforter? Okay, he... So, it was like a little wet spot. You better speak.

It was like a little wet spot with like a brown dot in the middle. That's not what it sounds like. No! Wait. I had Whataburger. I had Whataburger in my bed. I had the Whataburger. I thought he had a pharmacy in his bed going on.

He had needles and shit there. I had a Whataburger burger burger like the bag right and i was eating the burger but i always take breaks at about 1 30 p.m and i'll put it back in the bag and i'll just wait and i don't put it back in the wrapper back i just put it plain jane to the bottom of the bag and so i started drinking my drink right and had ice in it and one of the ice cubes fell on my chest and so i put i took picked up the ice cube and i put it inside the bag but then i fell asleep and it like it like it stayed wet for like three weeks dog like that shit i don't know well that's that's why i don't get

a therapy okay no you should. That's fine. Two things. Why are you drinking the drink without a lid? It comes with a lid. When did you get to the point where you're just... Well, no, because I'm laying like this in the straw. I can't get access to the straw on my back. So you'd rather waterboard yourself with ice and beverage.

Second thing. The fact you put a naked burger in a brown bag without wrapping makes my teeth itch, bro. That pisses me off beyond, like, I cannot even explain that. I don't know if that's my OCD, my ADHD. I don't know what it is. That would kill me. Every time I eat fast food, the bag it comes in, you fully empty it. You set your table, and that is now the trash bag yeah and you went drop it in there you fall asleep that's bullshit oh my god live

when you were gone we had our boys weekend this man knocks over a glass of starbucks water knocks over water in the guest room. Pure water. Knocks over in the guest room. Gets on the electrical outlet, first off. Starts seeping down the walls. It's about 12 ounces of ice cold water. Directly in our carpet. And this is how I know he's doomed or he needs to take a lesson.

I go, hey, clean it. Quickly clean it, please. Clean my carpet. He goes, gets a towel, and literally goes like this. Throws the towel at it. Quickly clean it, please. Clean my carpet. He goes, gets a towel, and literally goes like this. Throws the towel at it. Starts stomping the towel. Gets on a knee like this. And this is how much effort he was putting into it.

Oh, Malachi might never. Oh, malachi might never see his uncle like that. You are on a long-term interview until this baby is born. We know he's going to have fun, though. No, she literally said that today. After she saw your kitchen, she said, I don't know if I can let Malachi come over here. But then she said it's going to suck because obviously he let malachi come over here but then she said she said it's gonna suck because obviously he's gonna come over here and when he becomes a teenager all he's

gonna want to do is hang out with his uncle pete he's like but he's gonna become dirty and i said no no no hopefully in 15 years payton can maybe learn how to use a clorox wipe maybe by then but if not god help him and i'm gonna ask you the same little quiz she asked me the other day okay and I want to see how in tune you are with a baby so Liv has this thing called a it's like a maternity cart a baby cart a mom cart so it's like a have you seen things it's like a makeup organizer and it's like those little towels okay so it's like that it's on wheels so that is for ease of access for her all downstairs you can be wheeled around it's like a makeup organizer and it's like those little towels okay so it's like that it's on wheels so that is for ease of access for her all downstairs you can be wheeled around it's like an emergency cart for the baby okay so with that knowledge what do you think is going to be in

that cart oh shit what do you think's in the cart diapers okay that's good. Milk. Milk. Milk. You think we're going to let milk rot and become room temp and spoiled on a cart that's not refrigerated? Milk can expire? It goes straight to their gullet. And if you put it in a bottle and you're saving it, guess where it goes? Yeah.

So no milk. No cold beverages are going to be on the cart that's not cold. Toys. Toys for the infant. They don't play? That doesn't even know what an eye is. He doesn't even know that he's seeing. He can't hear. He doesn't know what

he hears. He doesn't know anything. And you think he's going to be like, hand me my game boy toys. All he does is scream, shit, cry and eat and sleep. You think he's gonna be like, can't speak. He doesn't know what life is. He's like this, just holding his tongue out, trying to latch to a nipple. So no toys and no cold drinks. But you got diapers. A camera. The nest. The baby camera.

So you can see him if he fell. Maybe the monitor part. Okay. There we go. If he fell. As if he's walking, he doesn't have kneecaps, Payton. He doesn't have kneecaps. His legs are like Linguini, he can't walk. He's not gonna fall, and if he's even out of your sight,

you're in the wrong, if he's not sleeping. So let's keep going. You are scaring me and my wife. Not really, it's okay. It's a learning process as the kids here put your shoe back on why is one shoe off put your shoe on oh my god wipes there you go wipes and diapers wipes and diapers build off of it you're in the right headspace now wipes diapers powder that's, powder. That's gay. That's decent. That's decent. Maybe some baby powder.

Okay, she said we don't use that anymore. That's a Victorian thing. Okay, wipes, wipes, diapers. Okay, we're in there. Wipes and diapers and clothes. That's good. That's good because it's going to vomit on itself and have to be changed. Wipes, diapers, clothes and wipes.

Diapers, clothes and no toys. No toys. He's not playing. He's sleeping, eating his shit. I don't know what that is. Wipes, diapers, clothes, and wipes, diapers, clothes, and no toys. No toys. He's not playing. He's sleeping, eating, or shitting. Wipes, diapers, clothes, and comb. Final answer is a comb. Your final answer is a comb for my bald child.

Oh, what's up, baby? What's up, baby? I want to get this right. If my son, lotion, if my son, there you go, we're getting closer. If my son was at your house, you'd be concerned about a Nintendo DS and a hair comb over food they don't eat. said the milk you said no milk so babies what age do babies eat i thought they eat i thought they ate milk though eat like like like baby food you can start showing them solids at like six months okay there's no food you got a lobster for him no what about his bare raw ass that's chafed from pooping non-stop powder y'all said you can't do that no you have to have a spoon spatula and butt cream and you gotta get them all good you're spooning your son's ass? 100%. That sounds insane and he will see this.

But yeah, you take like a silicone spoon and you spatula his ass. You're spanking him with like a Krabby Patty spatula? Yeah. And it's silicone and you put butt cream on it. I don't think I want to be there. No, you're going to be there. Oh my God, I can't wait to show you.

It's 100% going to be on Patreon. It's probably going to be on socials too. When Peyton meets the baby, he's going to cry. Liv't wait to show you it's 100 gonna be on patreon it's probably gonna be on socials too when peyton meets the baby he's gonna cry live's gonna cry it's okay it's gonna be a magical moment i'm being dead ass i want to meet him when he's first there right you will like he comes out y'all call me you say you can come meet the kid but clear the goo first, right? Not on you. On the kid. On the kid. Relax. I think I'm failing. I thought I was really going to get him a toy, don't I?

No. No. Like blocks? Kids like with blocks and shit. When they're two. No. One and a half. One.

Like six months. Yeah. Three months he'll have stuff that he literally can just put in his mouth okay you don't put a block in your mouth i'm gonna clog his airway you shouldn't leave me with them you're gonna give legos you shouldn't leave me with him he's gonna um okay i'm saying in dead ass and i mean I mean this, and I love your son already. I love him. But he doesn't serve that much of a purpose to me at the beginning. Wow. Right? Let's be honest.

I'm not his caretaker. I didn't sign up for that. That's fine. I'll meet him when he's wrapped up and screaming. And clean. And I'll be like, ooh. Maybe you'll grow into it. I knew you'd be a ginger so if he comes out ginger

I'm gonna be oh they're gonna kick me out of the hospital dog I'm gonna go with an air horn I'm gonna meet him right I want to be there and say hi to him after I hand him back to y'all I don't want to see him till he's six no that's bullshit you're

gonna you're gonna bro as soon as I can't talk to bro and I thought you can talk to Daxon he has a full-blown personality he's had it for a while he just turned three okay but Daxon is an anomaly of a child he's literally in the 99th percentile of height he's gonna be tall as shit he's already talking he's smart he's funny if your kid's like that yes okay good shit. He's already talking. He's smart. He's funny. If your kid's like that, yes. Okay, good. But if he's just still like... Creepy, a little gooey around the midsection. Yeah.

I don't want to talk to him until I can play him one-on-one. Okay. That's fair. When I play your kid one-on-one in basketball... I want you to go hard. Okay. No, I will. Because I got...

And it made me cry and frustrated, but it turned me into a killer on the court. Yeah. And a killer in real life. I've never hurt. Well. I've never killed. I don't even hunt. I feel like it's wrong.

Cooper used to want me to go hunt with him. They would maim these animals. Sorry. I wasn't talking about animals, you freak. Oh. I was just making a joke, like a Joe Goldberg joke. Oh. Because I've never even hunted. animals, you freak. Oh. I was just making a Joe Goldberg joke. I've never even hunted. Oh, my God.

Okay. Yeah. I have enough of the kid. It's a learning curve. You'll learn as it goes. The You Should Know Podcast. I have a game for you. Okay.

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So it's always hot, but at least people have deodorant. Yes, because there's some people that don't need to wear deodorant. I was told that by somebody. Bullshit. Yeah. Bullshit. I'll tell you who. And you'll be so surprised on who doesn't.

Oh, I thought you said you were told that you don't need to wear deodorant. I was about to say that is a fucking lie and a scam. And those people do not love you truly because they are lying to your face. You smell industrial. No, no, no. I feel like there's ways around if there's no deodorant. There's ways around. There's soaps.

There's something you can do. You can shave your armpit hair. You can do something. Baby powder. Something. Cologne. Cologne. Febreze.

Like I do. So you still want AC? AC is so important. It's so important. Okay. Well, at first you said no AC. No. Which one would be harder is no AC.

No. You got to tell me the option you want. No. Yes. That's the which would be hard. You just said you picked the one that would be harder to be without. And I said no AC. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Am I okay? Am I here? Okay, okay, okay. Do you think the world would be harder if you only had 30 flight credits your entire life? The second you're born, you can only take 30 plane rides. And it's documented. And there's no escaping it. Yes. Or there is no Mexican food or no Italian food ever in existence.

Do you think the world would be harder with no Mexican and no Italian food ever? There's no chips and salsa. Oh, my God. There's no chips and queso. No nachos. There's no nachos. There's no pizza. Nachos is American.

Let's put that out there. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. There's no pizza. There's no Stephen's Special. Pizza's Italian. Very much Italian. No, it's not. Oh, who made pizza? fine. There's no pizza. There's no there's no Steven special Pizzas Italian very much Italian. Oh who made pizza the French the French the French Yeah, they did the French say three words in French We go to hell. What would be harder? No Mexicans. No, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't touch me. Don't touch me I got to clear this up. They're gonna get me No, Mexicans Mexican, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my god. No Mexican food and no Italian food. You saved yourself. Here we go. God damn. Would the world be harder if animals were the size of cars? Okay. So imagine Ruby the size of a Civic. Oh my god. Yeah. Big Ruby. She would bully us.

I would ride her. Oh my. Oh my god. You rode your dogs to work and shit? Oh my god. But even Ruby big. You'd be. The alignment on the car bumpy ride

Okay I got a lot of hip force if animals were the size of cars or if everyone on earth was Passive-aggressive towards you and immediately didn't like you in the beginning. I feel like everybody doesn't like me in the beginning Immediately, I'm like I got it. I'm always working my way up when I meet somebody. It's always a corporate ladder, but for no gain. You always feel like you're just notching away. Is that everybody? When you meet somebody, you think they hate you?

When I meet people, I think that, no, I think they are nice people. You have a big ego, too. No, I don't. Can't wait to get your rainbow bland. What'd you say? Stinky belly button? Which would be harder? If animals were the size of cars every animal in the world animals so you gotta think rhinos are like the size of monster trucks no every animal being the size of of trucks would be harder harder world because we would we would not

be the top of the food chain anymore so you'd be fine with just walking around every day and people like just what the hell get away from me me. Hey, I need a bagel. I'm sure you do, you little skinny freak. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I was just trying to role play. I'm sorry. Imagine like an ostrich the size of a Walmart pickup truck, like an 18-wheeler.

Oh, my God. They would run Congress. That'd be dinosaurs. Yeah. We would bow to them. Oh, my God. You're so sacrilegious. Oh, my God.

What do you mean? It'd be a fallen world. People would worship them. Yeah. For sure. I wouldn't. Oh, me neither.'s so sacrilegious. Oh my God. What do you mean? It would be a fallen world. People would worship him. Yeah, for sure. Well, I wouldn't. Oh,

me neither, but here we go. I believe in Christ. 100%. Good morning to you. Last one. Would the world be harder if you can only date

and marry people from your hometown? I'm fine with that. Like a CJ. I hope him too. Oh, no! Patreon! Would the world be harder if you could only date and marry people from your hometown,

or if you're not allowed to do anything on Saturdays? No one in the world can leave their house on a Saturday. But the work week is still the same. No more Saturday night football. Just one day of your weekend, everybody's indoors. No one can the world can leave their house on a Saturday. But the work week is still the same. No more Saturday night football. Just one day of your weekend, everybody's indoors. No one can do anything. You literally cannot leave your house. Oh, it would be 100% harder with being in on Saturdays.

So Saturdays, you're picking Saturdays. 100%. You need your Saturdays. I need my Saturdays. You are a Saturday advocate. I live for Saturdays. You live your week. You live six days in a row for Saturdays.

You know my weekends now? I've changed my weekends to Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Saturday is my Sunday. You know what I mean? So Thursday, Friday, Saturday is my Sunday because Sundays I work. So Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Is today Thursday? Today is.

Oh, we're going to Twin Peaks. Why don't you? We'll talk about that. So you're picking that this Saturday? Yes. 100%. That was a good game. Thank you.

Your answers in your mind is interesting. Quick answer. If you woke up a woman tomorrow, what's the first thing you Saturday? Yes. Okay. 100%. That was a good game. Thank you. Your answers in your mind is interesting. Quick answer. If you woke up a woman tomorrow, what's the first thing you do? Touch my breasts. Oh, absolutely. No, no. That's the first. You would, too.

That's the first. I want to know what it feels like. That's not the first. I want to know what it feels like. That's not the first. First thing is? No. Then you have respect. I wanna know what it feels like. That's not the first. First thing is... No. Then you have respect.

I'm... The first... First 12 seconds. Okay, mute that. I'm... Holy shit, dude. I'm exploring. I wanna know what it feels like.

I'm like, ugh. I feel like you have no shit, bro. Me? What does that even mean? No, Cam would have a great front porch. He would have a fantastic back porch. Oh, my God. I'd have an ass that'd make the blind see.

That's very, now that's, you know, Cam, when I was walking in here today, I was thinking about your butt. Because Cam has a big butt. Like, he has a good butt, like a good back porch. I've noticed when Cam walks regularly, it's like a normal person walking downhill. Like,

that's Cam's normal walk. It's like somebody walking downhill. But when I walk downhill, it turns on the Richter scale. It is... Our whole group has a good ass. We do. What are we doing?

Who has the best ass in the group? Me. I'd say me or CJ. It's not you. No, yours, you have... You have a gymnast ass. You got volume. I'll give you that.

Yeah. You got great volume. We have quantity and quality. But I think... You just have quality. We put anybody in yoga pants, I think aesthetically, it would be me the best to look at. Aesthetic, no.

No shot. No, because I got the skinny legs, right? That's what I do. Skinny legs, like a sports ass. But also, I got a lower back. And it's pushed in a little bit. And so it makes it pop more. Same analogy. You put me in leggings i have thick legs yeah and then a thicker ass you what are we talking about you would make go crazy 100 they got What about CJ? CJ should just be able to...

Nah, he'd be too calfy. I hate what you... That would be so much calf, bro. It would be appealing. I'm sorry. He would have cackles. Oh. No.

You're delusional. CJ's calves are... God damn. Look at him. Yeah, it's sick, bro. CJ's calves are big. God damn. Look at him. Yeah, it's sick, bro. It's like pulsating. Okay, my last thing. Do you get lightheaded when you run?

How pumped your calves must get? Caterpillars are very weird. They are, aren't they? Caterpillars are strange, bro. I saw a little commercial the other day, and I really just sat there and watched it. It was like 20 seconds. When's the last time you've seen a caterpillar? Dude, I never see them. You've never seen a caterpillar? No, I've seen them. I said I never see them. It was like 20 seconds. When's the last time you've seen a caterpillar? Dude, I never see them.

You've never seen a caterpillar? No, I've seen it. I said I never see them. They're not around anymore, are they? I'm sure they are. I'm sure. They come out when it rains. They come out when it rains.

Liv's like knowledge on shit. It's so strange. She just wants to be a part of it. And I feel bad and I love you to death. She's like an old country person. You know what she did uh I I went to the other room last night uh turned off all the lights and stuff I come back she's listening to Dave Ramsey okay and I go what are you doing she goes oh I've just spent the last

hour listening to Dave Ramsey I knew he was but I never really knew who he was and I go okay that's cool do you like him she goes yeah watch this I proceed to watch a 19 minute YouTube video over a Dave Ramsey conference in Tampa Florida from 2017 so after I watch that I go hey I'm turning on Netflix now you can still indulge if you'd like so we watch Selling Sunset go to sleep I wake up she is already out of the bed I go to the living room. She's tucked under a blanket watching Dave Ramsey on the big screen. She proceeds to say, hon, I want to go to a Dave Ramsey conference. I go, you are a creature of

motivation. You didn't even know the poor bastard last night and now you want to go to his conference? I didn't know who he was. He's just empowering. Alright, you keep talking shit. I'm going to be like the name of Ramsey. The name of Ramsey. His name is Dave Ramsey, not Damon Ramsey.

He is a millionaire. Multi-millionaire. He is. He runs like a $400 million corporation. Let's continue this talk on Patreon. We're going to give those two mics. Good God. If you want to see this conversation continued, head over patreon cam get us out of here appreciate you coming back

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