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Episode Date: March 9, 2026

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Cam Wins back. Cam Wins back. Cam Wins back. Camu's got back. Ooh, I'm gonna hit his back in the back of the Cadillac and I'm gonna make them balls go. You know how bad that would hurt? Some people are into it.

No, some people. Dude, like I'm not one to King's Shame. Everyone's their own person. If you like hitting your balls slapped, what? Well, I could not imagine me standing loose, flaccid, and someone's going, and I'm like,

whoa, whoa. Oh, what's the level of slap? Because there's levels of slap. I can take a tap. No, if you tap my ball. I can tap with a linger. Like a good, you ever held? A tap with a fingernail?

Yeah, what it is? Oh my God. No, okay. No, I'm talking this. I'm talking backhand too. Not even the soft side, not even open palm. They go, yeah, yeah. You're getting knuck.

No, no. Nuck to scrope. Nuck to scrub pain. A knuck to stroke combo is crazy. Get out of you. I've seen a video, dude, masked up, bound, a parking lot. What the... Oh my God. Got it, but he loved it, dude. And then I think... I have to. He was like, oh! You go, you know, I might get to that point. I'm not going to

God. I never get... I won't be able to look at my wife. And my wife's, she's not doing none of that. No, no. She's not doing none of that. If I said, live, I really want you to put on a combat boot and stop my nuts. Do you know what my wife's response to me? What she said? She'd live like, I want you to sleep in the living room tonight. I don't want you in this room. You're free. She probably leave you. No, no, now, well, she wouldn't leave.

We can't. Well, she can't pack the car up. She can't pack the other. No, she wouldn't leave. She might be upset. She's not leaving. See, you know what I... She's not...

You know what I love about you is you always make the rich jokes at me? And then you go and say some stuff like that. Like, I don't never... That is for my wife and that is a very deep cut joke that we established together. And she knows it's fun with it. Dude, dog. Everybody's talking, and 205, legendary episode, episode 205, in the rant you went on about my stogue and like the, how rich I was. I think God saw that and he was like, okay, we'll see how rich Payton is.

I got my water cut off at my house. Just randomly. Oh, Bubba, you talk about embarrassed. Oh, my God. The city came to my front door. And the dude said, he looked at me. He turned off my water in the thing, like, what's the little sewer thing? Like a little sewer thing, yeah.

And I was like, hey! He go, no, no, no, no! And the guy went, yeah. And then he shut it and he made sure that you made eye contact when he put that lock on. He went, yeah. You ever have to go to City Hall? Oh, my God.

To get your water turned on. And you know how embarrassing that is to talk to a lady through a glass pane where there's like 80 people in a waiting room be like, a lot of them are tried, a lot of them are there for like civil complaints? You're like, man, I need my water. You're like, somebody came by the house. Turn my water off.

She was like, can't hear you what? She goes, sir, speak up. I go, uh, somebody, somebody came through my house, turned off my water. One more time, sir, a little louder. I don't got water, p. You just wanted everyone else to hear that stink man right here. I'd really be like, you mother punched the glass.

You were at my house when my water got turned off. Yeah, I had to piss for over an hour, and I'm a decent human being, and I decided not to until your water was reestablished. You, on the other hand, you got back home, sons up, turn my water off. I, do, honestly, does anyone in here? answer their phone? Does anyone here answer their phone? I mean, my god, I was there. I talked to him.

They said, yes, I called you. I called you. I called you. No one answers her phone. When Payton needs help. No one answers the phone. And I said, dog, it's on vibrate. I'm unpacking your clothes. He's like, bro, this. Dude, shut up, get away from you. And you go right to your bathroom. Yeah. And I hear you. I go, is he? He can't be pissing. I was, I go, pee the water's, I just tried the sink. Water's not back on yet, bud. I don't give us. This is my house D, I'm talking dense string too. God, you must have drank about half gallon, right?

It's something. Wide urethra. Figured that out. Big port. Yeah, I got a wide urethra. Is that fact? Yeah, I got to look that. I mean, they said you could stick a twinkie in there.

Oh, wow. I mean, dude, you ever had a thick urethra? Never once. Dude, I got a, I got like a like a little spy hole. It's like nice and small. Like it gets the job done. I can pee when I need to.

I mean, clearly they can still get out. I got a kid and another one on the way. Yeah. So everything's functional, but it's real nice and tight. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to loose your erythro. No, I got a- I got, no, it's not loos. You got a rattle. You got a loose back.

You got a little bit. It's like, there's enough space. The force of your piss is coming out. It's like, yeah, yeah. I mean, I spit out piss. I mean, it's like, now, okay, we're on piss because you talked about. That's, well, we're telling the story about how I pears. Well, we're telling the story about how I peep.

in my thing and it smelled, I'm assuming you're going to get there. That's exactly what I was going. Now we need to address it. Now I don't know if this is the proper space in front of the world, but I love you, so I'm going to do it on this platform and let's just hope that we can get to maybe a solution. I'll answer. Your piss, right, smells like a used car lot. And I'm talking about like cash for cars.

Hey, your car was in a flood. We're going to give you $90 for it and they have a thousand of those. That's what you're yours smelled like. My piss was in Katrina? And I don't understand it because you've been on a health kick. That is... It's not funny. It's not funny.

It's funny because it hurts. It's funny because it's real. It's over. Oh, dude. I still, to this day, robbed a handpoint in New Orleans. Handpoint. I got robbed a handpoint. Oh, yeah.

No weapon. He said, give me that shit. I said, yes, sir. I said, but you want more? But your urine. Yeah. Right? You know, metal, recycle.

All that shit. Right? No. But the thing that doesn't click for me, you're eating better. Right. You've cut down on other things. You're back being active, physically active

in the gym and stuff. Your whole life is like on this linear health kick. Yet your urine is smelling like you are infected. No, and honestly, my urine does smell metallic. You know, CJ lives with me. And he said, he gagged when he went to the bathroom after me. I flushed and everything. Now that urine that I had whenever my water got cut off,

it sat there and marinated. It was like in a petri dish. It took up the whole bottom floor. Bro, we went, he pees. I go, dog, you don't have water. He's like, I don't give it. It's my house. I was like, touchy.

Yeah. So then we're going back, opening boxes. Like 20 minutes later, we end up back in your bathroom. Mm-hmm. Because we were going to your closet. And I literally was, I was overwhelmed with disgust. No, me too. I went, ah!

It was like a, like a Dijon, honey mustard almost. Like if you took honey mustard and put it on like a shield, like that was your urine. I have a, I have a hypothesis. is a thesis statement about health. I think... Health in general. I think the more I've taken care of my body with healthy foods, exercise, and water,

my body's been deteriorated. Because it's... I think it's... My body is not made for health. It thinks it's like foreign. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff for you is so foreign to your temple now

through 20 years of destroying it. That's like, we've got to fight it off. Yeah, exactly. Where's the grease? Where's the soiled green? Where's a red 40? You know what I mean? You eat a bed.

And it's like shut it down. It's like shut it. I close the doors. You're just like oh No it's like I started eating healthy. I got sick three times and that's also an immune system problem. I have the immune system of like dude's bad. No you have the immune system of a I just like in every in every way shape, and you're pretty healthy, but you and it's your mental. Yeah, it's your mental, but it goes back to the body. It's probably it's, you want you eat a good turkey club. Yeah, it's like no, something's happened to us like we're dying. I think there's a science mind that people that live unhealthy might live longer.

Like you see those like healthy like bodybuilders and like marathon runners they're like, they'll, they'll transition quicker. But then healthy body. Healthy bodybuilders. Well, I'm just saying people that are healthy lifters like they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they'll, they're, they're Their life is exercise and marathons. They'll, you know, transition like at an early age, which is crazy. But then you'll meet people like my grandpa, who's racist and old, you know, who's smoking cigarettes for 90 years. And he's still around.

It'll be honest for Clyder ripping the word, ripping Marlboro lights till he's 104. He goes, he's a mother. You know what I'm saying? I think there's a science about you live longer. if you're unhealthy. And I want to go take an elementary school tour and be like eat like and you live longer. I'm just about saying we can't spread that to the year.

No, I'm not telling you two do it, but I'm saying if you want to live longer, that's probably what you should do. Do you want to know the craziest part this past weekend in Oklahoma? I went in a bathroom stall and a dude came up, old guy, came up right next to me, the urinal, pissed.

And we're just talking laughing because I've seen him before. And he goes, oh, how are you been? I was like, oh, good. But I was like, good, how are you? He goes, well, man, I'll tell you what. like two deep breaths I was like what the

he about to tell me he goes if I would have known I was going to be around this long hell I would have took a little bit better care of my body he goes I've been smoking for years and he goes

and sometimes breathing just kind of gets to you now but hey I'll see you out there and I was like what in the no I do I'm not going to say that it goes right with your theory

yeah because bro you got to think especially like especially your grandpa I mean, nothing healthy about him. You're McDonald's and cigarettes all day, every day, and pure hatred. And hatred keeps you alive. Hatred keeps you going. The hatred will keep you going.

Nothing moves the old bones, like rage. Like, just like feeling like someone deserves something that they don't. It's so bad. It's so bad. But it's his reality. Like, Pierce is going to live a long time. Pierce is going to live at least 112. Yeah.

Pears are going to be a hundred and 12 years old. He goes, I never thought I'd see the day when my granddaughter married one of them. Now we're getting there. We're getting there. It's going to keep going. It's going to keep going there. This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite of YSK, and that is Fabletics.

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Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Sincerely. It's a big house. It's a cool house. Cool house is sick. Thanks, man. Very nice house.

Hopefully I'm there for a little bit. But I got into a heated argument with CJ the other day. Doesn't surprise me. It was, you know, moving with people that you care about or love or you deal with. It's, it's, it's, Ekin, he walked inside. I took his collar off of him, put it on the thing.

He's like, Hey, J's going up the stairs all four. I go outside, outside. It is about right. See, he's like the best dog you could ever have. No, he's a cat. I mean, he's just weird and looks at you in the corner. No, if we're being honest, CJ's very, he's like that bald nutset cat.

Yeah. That's what CJ is. And he's like, you know cats don't know you can put him down. Oh, yeah. He doesn't know I can put him down. At any time, I take him to euthanization. Just, Yeah, slip a little sum in his syringes.

Hell, you sleep 11 hours of night. Wouldn't be that hard. Anyway, so we were packing or un-poly. No, no, no. Hey, hey, just talk to him. Talk to them real quick. Hey! How's it going?

How's it going? Oh. I was unpacking, right, in my new house. And, you know, my house is vastly bigger than my last one. Yeah, it is. Thousands of square feet there. You know what I'm saying. Yes, it is.

You deserve it's saying. It's such a big house. It's such a big house for two, dude. It makes no sense. I mean, there's literally, there is, there's like six. There's, there's, there's five in an office with a closet. That's not true. And then there's another room.

And then there's another. It's not true. Oh, it's true. Oh, it's true. His house is awesome. His house is awesome. Oh, you deserve it. You deserve it.

You deserve it. Yeah, he doesn't. But he doesn't, but it's, no. C.J deserves something. his room. He deserves his room that he asks. He does. He got a bigger bathroom now. His own bathroom connected to the room. Low key, the room's a little bit bigger too, no? Yeah. A little bigger room. Anyway. Got that cool little porch thing. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, what you're arguing about? We were, I had to buy more furniture. And so this is my first time buying a dining room table.

Right? When you're building furniture like a dining room table. What do you build first? The chairs or the actual table? The table. And that's what he said. And that's so wrong. That's so wrong. That's incorrect. What you literally just said, when you're building your dining room table, what do you build first? The table or something else? You build the table. That's what, you're building the table. No. So you build it.

No, it's a strap up, you put your hard hat on, and you build the table. You're not good at for play, are you? No, I'm a four play king. I'm a four play king. Sometimes, I mean, my wife said, you have 14 fingers, don't you? Yeah. No, I'll hit, I mean, it's like battleship. I'll be hitting A6 and G4 all at the same time.

all at the same time, she goes, God, boy! I'm like, I go, let me go ahead and sink it now. I'm over here like this, let me sink that shit. Let me get you. It's like Bruce Almighty, he looked down, there's nine fingers on it. That's me during foreplay. I mean, hell, if you want me to go full on hands, right hand to the Lord, or if foreplay is so good one time,

we didn't even do the real act. Divided and conquered in foreplay. It was done. It was done. It was done. Go gambling. Go gambling. Go family.

Oh, you thought you thought, pat your head and rubbing your belly was hard. Boo. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh. I mean, you deserve. I saw the way you ate that taco, man. Oh, God, yeah.

You saw that. Me. Yeah, I did. Let me find out. I'll let you take me for a spin. You can take me for a spin. me first, Ben. I just tasted blood.

Oh, shit. Okay, well. Yeah, back to the table. The reason I brought a foreplay is because you got to warm yourself up with the chairs. You got to warm up your fingers and your phalanches.

You don't want to go to the big dula. You don't want to just put it in. You got to warm it up. Hayden, it's a power drill. You look like you're like a hammer and chisel. Like you're making out of granite. You got to warm up. You literally go.

It's no. Well, I don't get my furniture from, you know. Oh, if you're gonna say you have an Allen wrench, then that's fine. No, I don't. I have a drill, but my table weighed 280 pounds. That's fine. My table was heaviest, too. You go piece by piece by piece, then you probably need someone to flip it over.

You know what you need the chairs? So you can have someone to sit on while you're building the main thing. That's so dumb. Why? So you're, okay, when you build a... Oh my God. When you build a table, you're building it out in the middle of the air like this. You're like, what do you mean?

You sit on the floor. You gotta set on, I didn't, it's an empty house. Okay, so let's rewind ten seconds. Where I so. You build the chair so you can sit on the chairs to build the table. You're right. You just said you're on the floor. If I didn't do the chairs first, yeah, I would be sitting on the floor to do the table.

And no one wants to sit on the floor to do the table. You want to sit on the chairs to do the table. So answer me this, right? You're in a chair up here, right? A little high chair. Yeah. The tabletop is more than likely face down on your floor. Face down.

And you got to connect the what? the legs or the base, however it's set up. You have a really nice table. I love that. Thank you so much. Now back to it. You gotta connect that to the tabletop. Yes.

Which is all the way on the ground. So how do you think it is beneficial to be up in the air and going, when you gotta be all the way down there? You can't, what is this? I got people with my three foot long Phillips head. What are you gonna do during this? It's all the way down there.

You're like, a little to the left. What are you gonna do? It's like right, right. He's down there. He's like, Oh, what are you going to do during a break? Dog, that's the thing.

When I move, I don't take breaks, Pete. Really? Now that, now, I just said earlier, talked about kinks. That is something.

I don't know where I got that from. Maybe from Mike Kennedy. If it's time to move someone in, I'm, you'd think I'm, you'd think I'm like a troglodyte like way back in the day. What?

It's like a cave dweller. You'd think there's no societal rules on me. Like, I am. It's sun up to sundown. I'm working. I know that's the only space in your life where you're like that. And it's almost to a detriment whenever we move. Because you did help me move. I will go until I'm done.

Like, I don't even care if I'm moving you in. Yeah. I walked into your room. I whipped out a box cutter out of my fucking drawers. I started opening boxes and I said, what's this? Yeah, but then now instead of boxes being neatly put together everywhere, you just had stuff all over my counters and my floors and I didn't like that. Now hear me out, people.

This is why you need a cam in your life. Peyton, we love him to death. He's very much. Oh, we don't need to do that right now. Oh, that's going to go in my studio, but it's going to go up later. Like all this shit, right? Me, I'm going to walk in your home. I'm going to open every box you have.

You're invasive. But listen, hear me out. What is there a higher chance that you will put it up? Sitting on your counter that you're like, it's really just got to go in one of those drawers. Or an unopened taped box sitting in the corner. You being you, that box is going to be there for a, I physically saw, I saw, I saw,

the hoodie. I saw the hoodie from the House of Highlights thing. That was a year. It was, we're about to hit March Madness again right now. That was from last year. It was plastic wrapped. It was just sitting there. I've worn that hoodie enough to start to fade. And that bit in the plastic. Okay. But who are you to tell me how I want things done in my house? You're invasive species. That is invasive, but you just need to be better. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I just know, I know my pay to if I open this. No, you don't know me. And you So that's egotistical and it's a little demanding and commanding. It's the George Washington you.

It's the, it's how your native people are. I mean, y'all colonize. You take over the trap. Okay, you want to talk about egotistical? He used cardboard, cardboard moving boxes for his dirty clothes. That is prideful and weird. What am I supposed to put my dirty clothes in? Trash bag or leave it in the hamper, you gross idiot.

Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Those clothes do not go in trash bags. Maybe put your green shoes and your red pants. No, don't, no, you have those 11 lows? You have those 11 lows? No, no, those are a relic. No, no, no, I told Sarah.

For about your ninth grade year of high school. I told Sarah, and we get off moving after this, but I told Sarah, do not throw those shoes away. Those are my first pairs of 11th, and I got him in high school. I have, like, high school, like, underwear that I still keep. That's what the f***? Why? It's an emotional attachment.

Like, there's certain things in my life that I, like, I have memories in those draws, a lot of them. And I can't throw that away. Like, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. No. You got, you got, yeah, you were, you're, you're hitting. You got, you have to get rid of it.

No, there's just certain things in my house that I know I don't need, but I cannot get rid of. I think it's like a, maybe is that hoarding? That's, I'd argue that's the definition of hoarding. Hoarders don't have emotional attachment to their items, no? I think they have emotional attachment to everything they touch. Really? That's why it becomes a hoard. Hence hoard, minion horde, six elixir.

Drop that one arrows for three elixir, takes it out. Now you're up three elixir. Speaking of homes, did you ever watch Extreme Home Makeover? Move that bus. Move that bus. Move that bus. And move that. They had a, you weren't talking about an army then?

70 people working on a house. You know that show was like Loki Evil, right? Oh. Don't, no, I don't even know if I'm prepared for it. No, there's documentaries about how that show is evil. There's documentary. How, okay, I really don't know if my heart can take this. No, they f***ed to these people.

That show like ruined these people's lives. You're f***ing lying. Yeah, no, it's awful what they would do to these people. And I don't, I don't, no, no, no. This isn't conspiracy? No, no, there's a documentary with the people sitting in dark rooms well lit, talking about, I'm still suffering. You're kidding!

No, okay, so I'm gonna give you like the Cliff Notes version because I don't know the extreme details of it, but it came across my for you page. Oh, my poor little heart. So basically, basically, Basically, the show, if you don't know my extreme home makeover or extreme home makeover. I think it's just extreme home makeover. If you don't know what extreme home makeover is, basically it was the show back in the day is where they would take these impoverished people that, you know, they were just bad living conditions.

No, they were struggling. Like the whole thing. These people were like check to check. Like they had kids. They couldn't feed them. Their house was run down. It was typically like families of like five or six. Like mom and dad and like four kids.

Water heater broken. A.C. out. Sleep it on the floor. Yeah. Like very bad living conditions, check to check. And so what they would do is they would come to these people's houses and be like, hey, we're going to move you out of here. You can't see this house, but we're going to give your house an extreme home makeover. And then they would bring them back to their neighborhood.

They'd send them like Disneyland. Yeah, it was like five days. Put them on a little family vacation and then they'd bring them back. And so then they would bring them back and there'd be a big truck in front of the house so they couldn't see. They got charter bus. Yeah, and they'd be like, move that, the bus. whatever. And so they would move it and they would see their new mansion. Like nice home with an aquarium in a pool, just extra for no reason, but very, very nice. This lady that had her house,

she was like, I'm still paying for all of that. She was like, they didn't give me money. They just built me this multi-million dollar house and gave me the property tax. I still, she's like, I'm struggling more. She was like, I still make $500 a month. And she's like, She was like, I have gotten so many past due bills that I am hundreds of thousands of dollars in dead. And she's like, dude, no, it's evil. Like basically they're like, hey, I know you're broke as fuck. I'm going to give you this mansion. You figure it out.

That's what they would do to these people, bro. And not only that, not only that, you know how like some people like used to come to my apartment or came to my old house. Like fans, right? Yes. These people's address was on national television. I didn't even think of it. And they would show the whole layout of the house. They say my house got broken into twice a month.

Oh my, oh my God, dude. Oh, no, no, that hurts me. Because I thought that shows heaven. Yes. I thought they'd come in. They'd take this little poor, little mom and pop and seven brother family, send their to Walt Disney for a week, come back, nice pad. Life is better.

Everything, it's up from here. It's genuinely evil because they would be like, I had to take out loans to pay the mortgage on this house that they built me that I didn't want an aquarium. I wanted heat. That's what I wanted. And they said, and they showed the whole floor plan and what's in every room. People just came in and took it.

Okay, that's the funny part. My phone's speaking. What video's funny? Is that a video of us in college? Is that me? A video of us? in college in a urinal. It's playing on your phone right now.

I don't even open Snapchat. I don't use Snapchat. If I didn't have memories, not that have to be gone. Can we put the video on screen? Is that me? Can I see that? You're in that video. My God!

Look at you. There's not a... Hair on your face! You are like... Why were we all in... Oh my... Oh my f***. Wait, I don't know what else is...

I don't know what's next, my... Oh my f***. Put that on the screen. It looks like there's a crystal in it. Oh, Cameron. Let me see. Are you grabbing it? Kim, it's blue, green, orange, black.

No, no, no, I gotta see it. No, no. No, it looks like I'm geo digging. Wait, how many years ago, how many years ago is that say? That might have been the inception of it. It might have been, or conception. Well, I just wanted to say that was my extreme home makeover. That was the, dog, that is evil.

It's insane. Okay, but my thing is, I always thought, wait, so you know what makes it even worse? It doubles down on the evil. Yeah. Is that show definitely made prop, like, made some money. Millions of dollars. They had to pay for, they had to build houses. Definitely made some money.

Yeah. It was aired for years. National Television. Yeah. They said, y'all, we're keeping all the breach. I feel like there's going to be some, like, Netflix documentary about it soon because they just made one about Tyra Banks' old show.

They made one about my biggest loser. America's Next Top Model? Yeah, I don't know why. I was like heavy invested in it. Well, it's Tyra Banks. I watched the fuck that Tyra Banks. Who wouldn't? Tiber would look good.

She looked great. Yeah. But I'd watch her with my grandma, though, and she was still. Grandma knows what looks good, looks good. Don't matter who you are. Why did Titan? Okay, I understand we were young boys and Farrah Moser's

flown around, but why are we all, I mean, we just got three I'm talking consensus, yes. Well, Tyra Banks looks great. I mean, it's, I mean, but there's other people that looked great that didn't care about their field of work. Well, Kim, at that point,

I was so into finding myself. I mean, Bivo got the worst of it. You know what I mean? My little stuffed Bivo. So, you know, you know, you don't think Tyra Banks was going to get it done. You know what I mean?

I was going a pound down on a mascot. You know what I mean? I mean, that'd be, If you were to America's next top bottle. No. On a couch. No, it was definitely got me there. I wasn't going to it, but I was like, it made me figure things out.

It made me figure things out. Come here, people. My mom would walk in the room. He's like, why is there stuffing everywhere? Oh, God. Ad break. This episode is brought to by the Pets Table. Cam.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. All right, Pee, I always see people on TikTok talking about. maturing is realizing maturing is realizing this maturing is realizing that i do see that as well yes on tic-tac so i compile the lists for us and we're just going to go down top to bottom and i'm going to see if you agree with my statements that maturing is realized okay so you got the list of maturing things uh some might be hot takes but it's it's it's definitely a mature thing okay first one maturing is realizing that blue chips a hoys were always better than the red ones wait wait hold on time out time out time out blue chips

Chips Aho-I-I don't know what that means. I don't know what a blue and red Chips-A-Hoy is. Chips-O-Hoo is the cookie, right? Did you, were you a kid ever? Yes. Were you a child? It's the cookies, right? Your Benjamin Button.

Chip's-T-Hoy. Yes, it's a pirate. What? That's Captain Crunch. That's Captain Crunch. Chips-A-Hoy, I'm blanking. I don't know what Chips-A-Hoy are. I know the name.

Like, arguably the biggest cookie outside of Oreo. No, I know the name. I know the name. It's a little cookie like, yay big. Yes. I didn't know they made red cookies. Oh my I've never I might have never had a chips a hoy

I go on next week's episode Are you out of your I'm sure I don't I don't think I've ever had a chips Hoy because I don't know what red and Okay so you know now So now chipsahoy It's just I don't even know if they have a little mascot

Might be a cookie with ice But chipsahoy you know them Yes I've heard the name So blue is just chocolate chip And it's crunchy Yeah When we were children They have red ones

Chocolate chip but it's chewy Oh yeah no no I came under Michelle Obama's food plan. I didn't get those. Yeah, no, she had vegetables in my school. Your thick, I had the chips-ahoy. She wasn't even at school! This is at Walmart or Kroger, H-E-B! Yeah, no, I never... I'm so sorry that I'm not

participating well, I've never had a chips-ahoy. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never had a blue and red... Did you have a blue one? I don't know what that means. No, I don't know what that means. Maybe if I got it for like Halloween or something. I mean, I'm like flabber-gats. I'm abrogasted too that it's like me telling you like, that's like me saying, Matured, realize it's a diet Coke, sped and regular Coke. You go, what's Coke?

Like, it's, I mean, it's, it's, no, it's not that big of a deal. I would, I would, I'm not exaggerating. I would venture to say, is that crazy? Coke is higher. Coke's definitely higher. You can ask 100 people. Okay, say Coca-Cola because we live in a city, so I mean, that's everywhere. Oh, mm-mm, shouldn't play that game.

Huge, huge, huge, he was thin, though. But Coke is higher. Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola. It's 100 out of 100 people. They understand. Everybody knows what Coca-Cola is. I'm not exaggerate.

I swear to God. In this building, I'm talking old heads, too. Yeah. If I go, do you know what Chips A Hoy is? I know what Chips A Hoy is. I've never had it. Am I the only one struggling? You keep saying, you know what it is,

but you've never had and you don't know what it is. I know the name. You're on record saying I know Chips Ahoi, but I don't know what the f***er red is. I know Chips O'Hoy is, but I don't know what they are. Like, I've watched, like, I... A sick, Riddle. Like, I know what that is.

I know what that is. I've heard the name. I couldn't name a character except for Goblindor. Whatever his name was. Don't you dare do that to my beloved series. Goblin Door. Yeah, and now shall not pass and all that. I'm trying to my pratchez. Yeah, so he was fighting the bow rock. Yeah. And he's the light of Arndor. Dude, dude, dude, do you hear that? Wow, do you hear that? Ask me, ask me. What do you hear, Pee?

Oh, that's drying out. Anybody hear that? Any time you talk about that. This is, I mean, what a start. Yeah. No, I'm bringing you cookies next one. I don't like cookies. Oh, I'm ready to hit something. I'm ready to fight.

What the hell was that? I like cookies, I like cookies, but I like, um, like homemade cookies wrapped in plastic. Like, this looks like an eight ball of coke. Oh, dude, boogey, I like that. Homemade cookies. Like you had time to buy eggs and flour. No, no, no.

My girl does. Oh. Okay, we're just gonna keep it pedaling. Yeah. Holy- I don't like that expression. Mature. Let's keep it pedaling. Grow up.

Mature. Mature. Mature. is realizing that spicy food isn't a flavor, it's a pain tolerance scale. Yes or no. Ooh, that's cooked. And that's white. That's a really white thing to say.

It's definitely a flavor. Spice is flavor. Like spicy seasonings? You haven't heard spicy seasoning? Spicy seasonings. I'm talking the shit that you torture me with. No one eats that. No one eats that.

Are you talking about like syracha? No, saracha's very mild. I'm talking about when you, when someone goes, dude, come over. We're having the UFC fight and my death hobanero wings. Oh, yeah. That's a, that's, no, I feel like the same people. that eat that's extremely spicy food are the same kids in middle school that would wear like tank tops when it's 20 degrees outside. Oh yeah. It's not even cold out here. Oh yeah. They listen to SoundCloud rappers just to say. Yeah, and they flip their eyelids. Like those are the same people.

People that eat extremely hot foods were the same kids that flipped their eyelids. Like that's, like you're not cool. You're kind of scaring us. They wear like American Eagle jeans, but then the Adidas slides. Oh, you suck. And flipped their eyelids. and do the double jointed elbows. Like, you look demonic, not cool. Like, you know what I mean? Like, no one likes you. You know what I mean? Oh, oh my God.

And the worst part, I mean, they always stood at a ripe five foot two. Yeah, dude. They look at them, boot your little. Yeah, what is your home life like? Oh, my God. It's like, oh, man, get a way, Satan. I just like, look.

No, I haven't conspiracy about those people. I've said it. They're either dead or in jail. All those people. Or eating spicy foods. Okay. Maturing is realizing that nostalgia is a hell of a drug, and Toby McGuire is actually the worst Spider-Man out of the three.

Oh, that's a hot take. That's a fact, and you come to the right side. Oh, no, no, no. That is a fact. Toby McGuire is the worst one out of the three, and you know it to be true. Tom Holland's clearly the best. Andrew Garfield's better, so Toby's the worst.

Okay, okay. Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man. He's the most accurate Spider-Man, just how he acts. his age, first of all. Exactly. Now, Toby is OG. Toby is OG.

I don't give a f***. That's the point. Nostalgia is a drug. If he wasn't, if you. Larry Bird would be strong, LeBron James.

You. If Toby wasn't 43 when he made the movies, then it would have been different, right? But then that's a whole, that's not reality.

But Toby was so good. You have to take what is reeling in front of us. He was good because it was the first like live action Spider-Man that we had. Yeah, okay, but Andrew, Andrew, he got bad scripts.

If Andrew would have gotten good scripts, he would be the best Spider-Man ever. I mean, the way his body moved in that suit. Yeah, I mean, give me that little British-ass. You know what I mean? He's British? Yeah. We have two British Spider-Mans. Andy's 60 years old?

Who? Andrew Garfield? He's like 60. If Andrew Garfield's 60 years old, I will get butt-ass naked right here. If Andrew Garfield is 60 years old, the world's going to see all of me. I don't know if he's 60, but he's like about to be 50, I think. He's been... Thank you, Pierce.

He's 42. He doesn't look 42. 42 to 60. I mean, once you get there, I mean, you're all on borrowed time. No, 42's good. 42's youthful. No, no. If you don't think Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever, you don't know movies or nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

You're terrible. Yeah. But do you agree or not? Toby McGuire is the worst. You just said, you basically said it. You're allowing nostalgia to not allow you to go fool. Now, now, now, now, listen to me. Listen to me.

If you would have just said nostalgia is a hell of a drug, and it clouds people's judgment, I would have been like, yes. But you think you use... It's clouding your judgment right now! But then you use the specific example of... Oh, God. You use the... No, no, no, no, we're not going to do it.

Hey, this one. No, no, no, no. There's too many wires, bro. Too many wires. You hit that, the whole spaceship goes down. Pierce is you next. He goes Pierce. Mears.

You use the specific example of Spider-Man, and that's just hard to do. because Toby was great. Whenever he became, like he had the venom on him and he came evil, and he had Malachi's hair. Yeah, he looked like a little emo.

And he started walking like pinta down the streets of New York. I mean, no one's touched that scene yet. No one's touched that. His little... His dance? No one's touched that. No one's touched that.

Oh, bro, it doesn't matter. He has iconic moments. Andrew Garfield is better at acting. He had terrible scripts than just weird movies. Yeah. I need the escape pod. When we eventually collide with the escape,

Hopefully they didn't follow me back on Instagram. I'm f***. Dude. No, no, what the f*** is going on? No, first James from shi-gigs didn't follow me back. That's fine. Cool, whatever. We patched it up. We follow each other. We text. He gives me voice notes. I mean, guys, that's hot. No, that's probably, good voice. That'd probably move me a little too. Oh, I do. You guys are jokes. Yeah, yeah, we are. You fission day for a point, in it? And I'd be like, oh, I need to drink right now. I'm not down to noon. Yeah. And then so I followed the escape pod guys on Instagram, like their individual personal Instagrams. They didn't follow me back and I, you know, hurtful.

Because not only did I follow them and I think it pops up in the priority, like whatever I follow you, you know what I mean? But then, oh, no, I'm just saying. But then I went, you know, like I used to do when I was single. I like three pictures. Oh, yeah. So you made a note and you said follow. You said, like, like, like, I can.

Yeah, and then I threw some diamonds under a post. I mean, I was treating them like an Instagram batty. You treated a hat guy like he was a thick Latina. I treated that guy like a thick Latina. Yeah, I did. And he doesn't follow me back. Oh my God, that's great. To the escape pod, follow me back, man.

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when you go to Quo.com slash YSK. That's QUO.com slash YSK. Quo. No miss calls, no miss customers. Now on to the rest of the episode. Last two, yeah. Maturing is realizing expensive dates don't equal effort. Who gives a fuck? Whoa. Who cares about effort if you're spending $10,000?

Oh! That's effort. No, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not effort. Yes, it is. No, it's not effort. That is simply money.

Well, let me tell you. Okay, go. How do you get the money? Huh? How did you get the money? Effort, right? It takes hard work to get money. in most scenarios.

Yeah. That's my effort. And I'm choosing to use my effort that I get. No, you shut up when I'm talking. You're taking a loophole. No, it's not a loophole. I'm telling you where my mind is. If you're spending a lot of money on a date,

that's effort because it takes a lot of effort to get that money in most scenarios. So if I took me a lot of effort to get this money and I'm spending it on a date and experience for us too, that's the effort. No. Oh, I just cook. That's a loophole.

You think you cook. The statement is simply expensive dates. doesn't equal effort. Yes, it does. Effort, no, I think you're wrong about it. Effort is, what's my girl's,

what's my girl's exact lipstick, butterbacon preline, something 16, see, I have it in my notes. What's her exact lipstick from this place? I'm going to get that and her favorite flower,

and I'm going to put it in her favorite bag, and I'll make sure I beat her home by 20 minutes so I can have the, the whatever cold on the counter, but it's not, it's not melted. Okay.

That's like effort and intentional behind it. As opposed, I'm not saying, saying an expensive date's not nice and it's appreciated. Anybody would take, not anybody. No, don't you say that. And I think that's the internet.

I think that's the internet. Because there's some people that will, oh, I'm gonna go get a $5,000 trip. Name one person in here that would like your favorite shoe. Or your favorite, name one person in this room that would prefer your girl get you your favorite bag of chips that you mentioned two years ago or a full inclusive trip to Las Vegas.

Vegas! Yes! Thank you. Every time. But that's not the statement. Yes, it is. I'm not saying it's not, that's obviously better. Yeah. But people think there, the world's becoming the little shit. Some people think they can just throw money at everything, right?

Yeah, you can't. But they're saying, oh, I don't know what to do. It's Valentine's Day. I waited until the last second. Fuck, I'm going to just buy her back. That's what I did. You go, and she loved it. I didn't know the difference.

Now, if I'd spend three weeks on a little present, yet she wouldn't have known. And honestly, That's more hurtful. That's more hurtful. No, because I did do that. You did? I did do that.

I bought my girl for Valentine's Day that Museum of Us thing that you see all over TikTok. I didn't know you had to put that stuff together. Oh, yeah. You're going to have good dexterity. You got crooked things. And they hand you like Lego pieces all in this bag. And I was like, no fucking way.

I was like, what did I pay for? And then you go, CJ, come here. He goes, and then they don't even give you like, how do you stick these people in the museum? Because it's like two levels. I was looking around and they gave me a glue stick. Just one long, like, you know what that goes on a hot glue gun? They gave me one stick of it.

I didn't have a hot glue gun. They didn't even give you the gun? No, the hot glue blicky. So I had to go get a match. And I was matching this hot glue gun and then sticking it under the feet. It took me like an hour and a half. How many times she looked at that once? She wears that bag every day.

You go proof of that. Bro turning the Nicholas Cage. I thought you called me the N-WRex second. No, you see my face? You did. I'm serious. You said, Okay, last one.

Last one. Maturing is realizing. Yeah. Mclosure is a luxury, not a requirement. Hold on. Are we talking about relationships? Relationships. Closure is a luxury, not a requirement. That might be hard and sharp to hear. I agree.

Can I say this? If you get in a relationship, whether you plan on it to go the full distance or you know, this is probably going to end. You owe that person closure. No, you do not. That's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's, that's, that's, that's, whenever you get in a relationship, it's like, you have to, because, because there's no point to get a relationship if your whole thing is to just, one day hurt this person, you know what I mean? Even if you, even if you decide, this isn't for me and it's amicable, you have to, like, it's law, you have to talk to this person.

No, sir. So you're saying, you're, I would, 10 out of 10, but the statement. is it's a luxury. No, but you've got to argue the requirement. So argue that point, you can't say, but I understand you. No, you got to stick on that point. Then I think it is simple as you are your own person,

just as much as I'm my own person. Now, again, this isn't how I live and would do it, but in this scenario, bro, if it's not hitting the fan or if it's slowly getting like a little eggshelly how we treat each other and shit. Holy shit. I saw it in your throat. Oh, my God.

But I'm saying the right thing to do, the nice thing to do, the polite thing to do, is to give closure. Same with pissing in public. Yeah. Nice thing to do, polite thing to do, right thing to do. Lift the seat. There's any piss left? You close it. You clean it.

I'm saying, okay. You don't have to. Yes, you do. No, you know. Okay, physically, no, you don't have to. But we're not doing like the physically actually. We're doing societal. I would say when you have to, there's got to be a perimeter.

Like if you've been dating, I think there's a duration. No, I don't care. If you mean, if you mean being going out. for three months. We hit a cocktail bar, went to a Mavs game. And I have to tell you, I'm no longer doing this. No, see you.

You can't ghost. No, go, no, I definitely believe in CJ you'd be in prison for life. It should be, it should be illegal to go somebody. Like, that is the most evil thing you can do to somebody. Okay, whoa, whoa, let me clear the air.

No, no, no, let me clear the air. No, no, I'm not saying ghost. I'm not saying ghosts. That's what closure is. No, no, no, no. Oh, oh, no. What's the difference? Layer, second layer.

I will very much tell you, hey, this isn't working for me. We're breaking up. I'll give you, I'll give you, I'm not just leaving. You're saying you don't have to give them the why? Yes. No, that's evil. No, it's wrong.

No, it's not. You have to get the person the why. No, the, I don't. Yes, it is because I mess up somebody psychologically. Bro, but that, but what if, what if me saying the why is going to mess up me psychologically? We're all, we're, we're, we're, it's your choice to leave. How is I going to mess you up psychologically?

It's your choice. That's what I'm saying. How is it not your choice to leave? Who is it not your choice to leave? who is going to force you to leave a relationship other than you? I mean, that's true, but I'm saying, what if it's a, okay, weird example. What if it goes super south with my family back home? I don't want to spread that.

I don't want to say it, but I know I have to go back home. I have to take the family business under and start grinding, work, all that shit. I don't want to say that someone's sick, whatever. I got to go. I got to go. I'm sorry, this was great, this was great times. Honestly, you're a great girl. I can't do it.

I got to go. See you. Yeah, exactly. Why, though? It's way too much to explain. Honestly, I'm not comfortable getting into it, and that's it. I'm getting my bag and I'm leaving. I'm sorry.

Can you at a vague thing, though? Why are you leaving me? I go, vague thing. I go, your ass is great, but I'm out of here. I go see ya. No, you're an evil person. That's gonna come back to retribute you. Retrobut me.

I have a beautiful bride, and I love her, but I'm saying. But that's, I mean, that's, I think, that's-haping somebody is just as bad as cheating on them. Nobody said ghosting. I don't go to go to go to go to go. I think ghosting. I think ghosting.

somebody is just as bad as cheating on them. Now, ghosting's pretty evil. It's evil. It's just as evil as cheating. No, sir. Yes, it is. No, sir. Cheating's a step higher. So cheating basically is stepping outside of your relationship and putting it in somebody else, right? Yeah.

What's the difference from just up and leaving somebody? And you're going to go put it in somebody else. That's the same thing. Because I think, I think the up, okay, now you might be cooking with a little bit of that peanut oil. Exactly. Because the way I initially viewed. it was up and leaving is going to hurt. It's definitely going to sting, but it's so weird.

It's so out of the blue. I don't think it'll sting as bad. If someone openly goes opposite of what they said they've wanted, I want you were together, and they literally go and sleep someone else, that's going to sting more. And you might start to question yourself. What did I do to deserve to be cheated on? What is he had that I does and what does she have that I don't?

They just ghost, you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, but you know, but you're actual ghosting. You're like, you're sad for a couple days. You might ask the same questions, it hurts less. No, no, no. No, ghosting hurts more. No, I would rather you, no, I would actually rather you cheat on me than ghost me. I would rather you go cheat on me. I would rather you go cheat on me and then come back to me. At least you wanted to come back, right? You wouldn't got that. I know I'm not good. So you wouldn't got better. I get it. And then you,

come back to me. At least I know you wanted to come back home. If you ghost me, that means you wanted nothing to do with me. You didn't even have the thought. That's not true. That's not true. No, no. You didn't even have the thought to tell me I'm leaving or I'm going to go come back to you. Like, you know what I mean? That's not true. That's evil. I'd much rather get cheated on. You can ghost. Someone can ghost, but they're ghost and this sounds, this sounds crazy. And also, this is not majority. This is definitely not majority. But sometimes someone can ghost, it's going to sound wicked, hot take out of love. Now hear me out. Oh, you're toxic. Oh no, no. Thank God you're married because you're toxic. Listen, very not, not majority. Majority, it's the

heads, they're going to ghost because they just whatever. Yeah. But I'm saying they might know that it's going to be this battle of this closure. You need this, you need that. It's constant talking. They can't get out of it. And in reality, that might hurt the person that might hurt themselves more. And it's a selfish thing, but to heal themselves, which is very natural. People are going to always take care of themselves first. They might just step away with no, no conflict. In closing. Like very passive people. In closing, I would, I would much rather you come home and I can smell him on you than you just leave me. Oh, no shot. If I, you got a Baccarat? No, if you come back smelling like Bachrot and you go, yeah, it just went for better.

I'd be like, okay, well, you can just get this. Like, you're not, it's not, you're not doing that. No, sir. Nope. No, boy. No, I'd be like, no, I would still leave, but at least you had the respect to come back home to me. My might have sound crazy saying some people go out of love. You're literally telling your partner that cheated on you.

At least you had enough respect to come back to you. Yes, at least you have the respect to. It's not respectful. It was all deceitful lies. They did not. No, it is. No, respect would be, hey, I'm gonna go sleep with him. Be back at nine.

That's respect. Yeah. They're, they didn't, she did not think she was gonna get caught. She came back, you smelt the Baccarat Rogue, 540. You smelt that $400 at Neiman. Why? Why are you walking like that, babe? Yeah.

They go, a lot of pickle ball? A lot of pick, they opened Pickle Kingdom. Why are you lipping? I go, oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, babe, did you have an accident in your pants? Let me, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Was it a long car ride home? Oh, my God, no. Why? It's like, did you pee? You couldn't get, you couldn't find a gas station? Oh my God. This is wow. We gotta get out the next topic. Okay. Well, that was Pop Coach. That was a, that was a maturedings realized. That was a good game. That was a good game. I go, you got a lot of growing up to do. This episode is brought to by Rocket Money, Camden. How much time were you spending each month trying to manage your finances before Rocket Money? Oh my God, I had to block out a whole weekend every month, just re-up.

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And it's all right. Let me ask you a question before I even get into it. Okay. How do you ask a man on a date? How do you ask another man on a date? That's something I just can't help you with. I mean, I have zero life experience in that category. I don't know how to help.

Okay, no, I'm just saying like, who says that? As like a boy date, like a friend boy date, like your boyfriend. I thought me and Joe Santagano were boyfriends. I don't know. You go, you know, it's like a friend date, like two boys. Like boy and a friend, like a boyfriend. A boy, he's my boyfriend. No.

Okay, let me tell you what happened. Okay, basically, I was texting Joe from the basement yard, and he said, next time you're in New York, hit me up, well chill. And I said, bet. So basically, he threw it out there that we can go on a date. Yeah, and you said, bet, babe, heard. And so I bought a flight to New York immediately. I flew to New York.

So I was like, okay, cool. No, but we were in New York for WWE, right? So we flew to New York, and I was like, oh, I remember Joey, Jojo. Yeah, Joe. He said, what are we doing, Pook? I texted him and I said, yo, I'm in New York. He goes, nice. Oh, dude, I didn't know he said that.

No, no, no, no. No, he was nicer than that, but essentially that's what he said. It was like, okay, cool. And then I didn't know how to say, remember you, said we can hang out. He's like, you remember how he like asked me on a date, right? You're like, it's crazy. It's two o'clock. I got nothing else the whole day. What are you doing, Joe? What do you got playing, Joseph? So I was awkward about it. I didn't know. I never hang out with another man except for you, right? Like, you're my boyfriend. And now I thought I had an East Coast boyfriend.

Yeah, and you know, and so we can still develop it. I was thinking of a way to bring up, remember you asked me on a date. And so I asked him, I said, hey, what part of New York do you live in? Smooth? First off, decent. And I don't want to docks him, but he told him. me. Okay. And I said, oh, okay. Well, I'm in this part of New York. He goes, oh, that's not far at all. Right up the road. Vives are viving right now. And I said, oh, we're going on a date. I was like, holy shit. You talk about blunt? You go, oh, we're on a date. You go, let's be right in the middle, make out. And then, and then so I go, oh, dude, that's perfect. What are you on tonight? He goes, he ignored that. He said, what are you in New York for? And I told him,

And he goes, oh, I thought that was in Connecticut. And I go, it is. And he goes, then why are you in New York? And I go, don't know, but I'm here, Joe. There we go. Yeah. Then we, I can tell he keeps trying to move the conversation off of us being together. Oh, my God.

You look better on the Graham. That's what it was. You looked better on the Graham, dog. Oh, no. He saw you in the flesh. No, he never saw me. Oh, that lutz hitting crazy. Oh, my God.

And so we, I. I manipulated the conversation to get back to, hey, I'm free and I want to do something. Joe, I'm here, Joe. Joe, I'm here, Joe. And so I told, I just went for it. I said, perfect. You want to grab a beer? It's all right. He hasn't texted me back in two weeks. I'm back in Texas.

You go, I'm not in New York. I said, did it send? You start lying to yourself. You're like, you know, there was some patchy service that night. So I was like, I was like, maybe I was in the subway and whenever I texted him. Oh, God. So, I bought another flight to New York, and I'm going to try it again. Peyton, no, you f***.

Maybe he doesn't like beer. Dude, it's not the, beer. It's not the beer, I can tell you that. It's not the beer. You did not buy a ticket. No, no, no, no, I need you. No, I didn't buy a ticket. No, I was about to say.

Oh. Okay, let's break this down. Let's workshop it. I'm going to figure out the way to ask out a guy on a date. Yeah, tell me. Okay, so we're not going beer out. You know what? He doesn't, man, not a big drinker.

I go, he seems like a drink. I'm just kidding. We all seem like we have a good drink. Maybe it's not his thing. I say you ask him, I say you started with this. Hello, Joey. Hello, Mr. Joe. He go, greetings Mr. Santa Gago, whatever.

What is it? Something like that. Yeah, it's hard. No, no, we don't know. Yeah, it's hard. I don't know. I've never met him. I try.

That's true. Yeah, you said no. Hard no. He said, well, he just didn't answer. Oh. Yeah. Salutation. Pierce, I'll punch you in the

salutations. Salutations. Santagado, that's what it is. Okay, here we go. Yes, let's do it. You got to go stalk his Insta, right? Hear me out. You stock it real quick.

What, already done? I go, you already done it? I go, tell me his hobbies. Obviously, obviously, see, I'm like 0 for three on Instagram. I mean, Fuhad, the Escape podcast, they're all not following me back. I mean, okay, you got to find a hobby. You ask a question about the hobby, right? Dude, let's say he likes

Knicks. Careful. Yeah, God, that's not, I mean, that sounds harsh too. I say he likes the Knicks. Yeah, fucking Knicks. I go, oh my God, the Nix are going to the Eastern Conference. Finals, the Friks.

Okay. Say he's an, I mean, I, no, I literally smell like I smell like telling the world, I'm sorry. Listen. Can we have a dance break? No, what? Oh my God.

It's so hot in here. No, no. No, no. And your knees clap, like. No, no, no, you just hit. You did that. Two things came toward me with the speed and a fucking force I've never felt.

It was, it was, oh good, get on your mic, get on your mic. You were doing all this jazz, yep. Slaving them knees and two things right to me. A smell. A smell, Peyton, Stephen Harden, that I almost can't articulate. It was given like, it was given, like, dinner, kind of. It was given food.

And that's why I don't, like, I don't like saying that. Like, it doesn't make me feel good. I'm saying, but that's genuinely, my nostrils picked up on. It was like food. But then the second thing that was un, it literally, it looked like it caught the Holy Ghost. A heat of, a wave of heat came off of your body. You literally wait, you went, you said, oh, and that went, I got a son, and I literally went, oh, like I got hot, oh my God, so you have sun, you have a hell, you have hell, you literally went like this, it went, it went, that was hot, bro, like, uncomfortable, like, like hot yoga, that's what that was, it was nasty.

Y'all gotta be on Pedro on to watch this episode Oh yeah So it's muted on YouTube Oh my god It's great though Dude oh my god Yeah I don't know What was I say? Oh you find a hobby

So you find one of the guys hobbies Just say it's gonna go to his house Just say he likes the Knicks you Let's get Pierce on Mike Oh Mike I gotta ask him something What I gotta ask you something

I gotta ask him something Oh I gotta ask him something Is it good? You said that I'm just going to his house. Test one, two, test. All right, guys, thank you for coming back to another episode of the Usional Podcast, Kim, get us out of here. What's the stupidest thing ever?

That's the worst joke of him. But it was so funny. Oh, Robbie, come here, man. Robby, come here. No, okay, dude, you're playing the boy cried wolf right in front of him. No, I just want to hang out with everybody. Can everybody come sit on these coulain? Dude, I think he's dying.

I think he's tired. Come on, Pierce. Come on. I was ever sit down. Come sit down, man. Comes in next to me, Pierce. I think Pettton's dying. Oh, man.

Oh, my God. How are we all doing? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. It was good. I mean, are we not hot? Are we not hot?

No, so it was the espresso shots. I think, I think I'm there. I think I'm hot. I think you got to sit on his lap. I told you, so hot. I think you got to sit on his lap. You got to sit on his lap. You got to sit on his lap.

You got to sit on his lap. Or you sit on his lap. He sits on both of our lap. You saw them both? Come on, Pierce. Give me some of that honky tonk. Oh, God, we got a drink down. Oh, man. Oh, I guarantee you, Pierce, wasn't it?

Okay, get off the mic. I mean, Pierce, you look a little strong, Pierce. How's that? You're getting some mass. Not some ass. Some mass. I'm right on the tailbone. There's not much cushion.

Oh, I went to slap it the other night, and he had his phone in the back pocket. Oh, my. The phone's bigger than your. Dude, oh, 100%. Oh, that's a fucking. Oh my god. I had no plan after that. Well, I think, uh,

just sit here and see how long we can keep this episode. That was so new. So guys, guys, guys, questions. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do lawyers practice? Oh, dude.

Oh, dude. Get us out of here. Can't do that after. Give us a cone. Honestly, what really is a swimming pool? Yeah, what is? Okay. This place is awesome.

All right, everybody. Appreciate your coming back. episode 207. Wait. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. All right. All right, everybody, appreciate you coming back episode 207. We are, I mean, this was a hilarious episode. Thank y'all for coming back. As you know, per usual, every single episode, that top link in the description is the Koala Club. It's the Patreon. All of the exclusive, all of the extra, all of the bonus lives on our Patreon. Go check it out. The link below it is our new channel, YSK dot unplug. You can simply search it

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This has literally no life in it. Gummy bears. No rober dogs. I'll give you $10 to smell that. Well, that's easy. I like smelling. I'm gonna say, Carab will eat the hat for a thousand. Oh.

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Rob, you leave it on. Robbie, leave it on. It is crazy. Yeah, Rob. Hey, man. Yeah, don't drink that shit anymore. No, it's bad. Yeah, that's bad.