You Should Know Podcast - WE SHARED A BED! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

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Okay. Hey, everyone. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 47. Round of applause, please. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank two, episode 47. Round of applause, please. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I know you see it. I know you see it on my body.

We'll talk about it later, but I just feel like greatness. I feel like I'm the all-time leading scorer right now. That's all. That's just how I feel. That's how I feel. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should podcast season 2 episode 47 thank you for coming back hey look at me come here if you haven't already you're new here you look below

you see that subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look even more below then you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong fill it out get your good karma oh i feel like i haven't heard that in a while. Get your good karma. That's important here. It's a beautiful time. The weather's changing. It's starting to get warm again. We're heading towards spring. We're getting there. We're creeping up towards spring. But before spring, guess what it is? It's going to be a boy's birthday in about, when does this come out?

What day? The 13th? The 12th? The 13th. This comes out the 13th. If you're watching this on Monday, my birthday is in three days. I turned 24. Wow. Round of applause for Peyton turning 24. God willing.

Thank you. Thank you. And if you want to send something, the PO box is linked below. I'm not saying I want anything. Y'all just being here is enough. But if you want to send me a little something in the PO box, link is in the description below. I want to say say something real quick shout out to all the Patreon members the

Koala Club is growing every single day and guess what right now on the Koala Club the long-awaited long the hugely yearned for content that y'all have been asking since we started this podcast my highlight video me and co-host Cam have made a reaction video to not only my college highlights, but we start all the way in high school and we go to the end of my career. If you want to see how Uncle P was playing basketball, you'll get to see it in the quality club available right now.

And you also get a little sneak peek if you stay to the end of the podcast. I want to give another shout out real quick. Shout out to the Discord family. The Discord family. I haven't forgotten about you. I'm in there every single day. We've just been so, so, so, so, so, so busy.

So I haven't been able to be as active. But guess what? I will be in the watch party that is going on right now. Now, if you don't know what the watch party is, Payton, what's the watch party? The watch party is a live event that takes place in the discord hosted by the one and only piranha shout out to piranha we have a solid group of people that are in there every single monday off the top of my head shout out to kaiten shout out to jalissa shout out to bella shout out to they're gonna get so mad at me that i didn't name everybody and i'm

so sorry it was just i didn't even plan on talking about this but it's at the top of my head and this is what i wanted to say so if you want to watch the You Should Know podcast as a group, as a family, join the Discord. Link is in the description. Go to the watch party, and they do live commentary on the podcast. It's hilarious. It's a fun time. They make fun of me a lot, but I love it. It's the best family ever.

Shout out to the watch party. Even if you're like, oh, well, I'm watching the podcast now. It's a totally different experience when you go into the watch party and you get to enjoy it amongst your peers. Guys, we got co-host Cam in the building. It's going to be a great episode today. I promise you it will be. It's going to be a fantastic episode today. We are feeling like greatness.

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Weighing in at 6'7". Weighing in at 6'7". Weighing in at 6'7". 235 pounds. The greatest of all time. LeBron. Cameron. James. All-time leading scorer.

Yeah, sit down with your hips. Your hips are just blocking half the shot. We got Co-host cam back in the pot studio he said co-host cam not dragone wait for your turn oh for the audio listeners you can't see what's going on but this we on the set right now it's just a bundle of greatness and joy i just got real lightheaded like i almost just passed out so you clearly can't be a commentator because you did it for about 15 seconds you

announced everything wrong. Yeah, that was real bad, but we didn't practice that. You picked my height, then you picked a weight that is not for me or LeBron. Do you know how cold my hands are? They're shivering. Almost corpse-esque. Almost corpse-esque. Like dead.

You look like you have a belly. I know. It's because of the hoodie. I kept looking at it. I was like, hoodie, down but it just it just sits there so for the audio listeners we were both wearing lebron james jerseys cam's wearing the cleveland one where he won a championship this is for you and then he was on the ground he's like god he's the goat and i'm wearing the lakers one the lakers six

lakers one where he won a actual championship yeah all this mickey Mickey Mouse stuff, y'all, you don't even understand. You don't understand basketball because that makes you more locked in. It's probably harder. Your mind's not on it. It's definitely harder. Everyone's shooting on the same rims. There's no jet lag. It's like pure basketball.

No one has to change rims. There's no heckling fans. It's pure hooping. It's like, who's better? Yeah, and they were. Exactly. LeBron, Ramon, James, the all-time leading scorer. Quick little clap for King James, man.

If you know us, you know we're LeBron James stans. Big LeBron stans. Cam was on a different level. Yeah, just slightly above yours. You might have a little infatuation. I mean, I don't have a picture of him hanging in my room or anything. It's one of the cool pictures. Uncle P got it.

What's your laptop lock screen? Okay, that's sick that you've done that. I had that laptop for a long time. It's Olympic LeBron holding his jersey with like... Confetti? Like clouds and stuff in the background. It's a sick background. I'm not going to lie background i need to switch it but

it doesn't in there i didn't know you could do this cam what's your folders like the image for your folders again this is back in high school when i got this laptop uh basically you can get any jpeg go into the folder settings on any macbook and you can put the icon of a folder instead of just a little blue folder to any jpeg or not jpeg png sorry any png i chose a lebron and this is zach jersey he's like this so everyone it'll say like uh like business papers tick tocks uh edited project and it's just him first of all i didn't even know you could do that but the reason i saw it is because i was whenever we're doing the snowden chronicles coming to patreon soon that's gonna be straight

up cinematography we're i was teaching him how to edit right and he's becoming really good the the newest instagram you really you just if you go on the you should know podcast instagram he edited that is fantastic um so you're welcome buddy um bu Bubba. Bubba. You're Bubba. And so I was going through his laptop, whatever, just trying to set everything up, and I was like, is that LeBron? Like, what is it? Is that a game or something? I said, no, that's my folder.

She said, what do you mean that's your folder? I said, you can put it to anything. I just might have it as LeBron. Okay, he's the GOAT. He's my favorite player of all time, not just because he's the GOAT. I loved watching LeBron James way back when, his first stint in Cleveland, when I was really getting obsessed with basketball as a young kid,

and he just ended up being the greatest of all time. So that's why it's even more of a connection. But anyway, enough of him. All-time leading scorer. He'll probably finish with like 43,000, 44,000 points. It's just going to be unbelievable. So keep the arguments to yourself, because I'm not going to ever argue again,

because there's nothing to argue. There's literally nothing to argue. We're not gonna have this debate i know people in the comments people were my dms because i posted like obviously like giving flowers to the greatest player of all time and i posted the video of him getting the the 38 000 whatever point yeah and somebody was like not the goat the best longevity and i was like longevity is a part of greatness like 100 it's like why can this guy do it for 20 years straight still averaging 30 in his 20th season but the other guy had to retire twice because he couldn't take the sport but anyway it's what that might be a

little patron we might just we might just display the whole uh goat conversation and argument out there and just give you all the facts yeah i guarantee you don't know all of them but anyway lebron never showed up hungover to a game and they called it the flu game. He never had to quit because he couldn't take it. But it's alright. It's simple. He beat the most winningest team of all time. It's okay though. It's alright. It's truly fine.

And he passed your guy on points in 1300 less field goal attempts. But it's alright. But statistically one of the most clutch players of all time. Most buzzer beaters in the playoffs. But it's whatever. It truly is. And one of the best passers of all time.

Oh, yeah. He's top ten in four statistical categories of all time. And that's just simply never happened. What's that word? Oh, ever. Ever. Like ever. It's all right.

But we'll talk about that some other day. Maybe on Patreon if we just feel a little feisty one day. We'll get a sports person on the podcast. We'll just spit in some facts. But. My mind's going. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Go ahead. I'm so sorry. But we are back. It's going to be a fantastic episode. Episode 47. We are glad you're here. Had to give some flowers and some credit to the goat real quick. And now back to you should know.

Back to y'all. P, I'm not going to lie. What's going on, bud? Nothing's going on, but I have a question. What did you do? What? What did you do? With what?

Your existence. I don't know what it is, but, like, you look different today. I don't know if you're, like, tired or if you're, like, you slept too much. I don't know what's going on. I look different. You look different. Like, something's changed. Like it's worse?

No, not worse, but just not you. I don't know what it is. Why are you getting all turtley? You just look different. Now I'm starting to sweat. Wait, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong. Genuinely, I don't know what it is.

Is it the hair? Okay, bro, you need to stop that. Like that's insane. And it's still not as bad as last week last week was outrageous like a descendant

of Einstein I've turned myself into a meme people are starting to like screenshot use that as like memes and shit 100%

but no I don't know I don't I'm trying to figure out what it is and I just don't know I got a manicure I mean that's cool

but it's not your I'm not staring at your fingernails it's something with your face And it's not bad. I'm making you self-confident. You're probably secreting fear right now. We're going to LA. I need to look good. Yeah, it's okay. But you look alright. Okay.

Now that I have so much confidence going into this podcast, I don't feel good about myself. I'm kidding. I'm not. But something's different. I don't know what it is. Maybe your aura. Maybe you're about to turn 24. So it's not bad. No, it's not bad.

It's just different. Yeah. But it's not better. Like when you walk in like after like someone farted or something, it's not necessarily a horrible stench, but you just recognize that it's not just environment. It's not the normal air. It's not air conditioned in walls like a normal room. You just surmise my existence to a toot.

I don't know what you do in your free time, but your vocabulary is starting to impress It's not air conditioned and walls like a normal room. You just surmised my existence to a toot. I don't know what you do in your free time, but your vocabulary is starting to impress me more and more by the day. Thank you. I'm starting to read. Spell surmise. He's not reading enough. S-U-M-M-I-Z-E.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Make a face if you want. Google it. That's right. You don't even know how to spell surmise Yeah, I've never heard some eyes in my life Oh cam has low diction. Oh you cam cams a bad reader Cams never read a book in his life

There's no such thing as some eyes. I entered it's summarize Submise didn't pop up. I made summarize did made that up. Give a brief statement of main points of something. That's to summarize. Summize isn't a real word. I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what sustenance is. I don't know what summize is. That's what I'm saying.

Your diction's impressing me because I've never heard it because the words don't exist. I'm starting to get wet. Yeah, I don't know what you're doing. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's stay on. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's stay on. Let's, let's, let's, let's. All right, Tweaker. Tweaky McGee. Let's stay on basketball for a second.

Okay. We just talked about the greatest player of all time. We did. I'm a close second. No? Second to very high exponent. Like second to the 300th power. That's how far you are. Now I don't know what that means. It's a lot high exponent. Like second to the 300th power. That's how far you are.

Now I don't know what that means. It's a lot of numbers. Once they started adding the little digits in math and started putting letters in them bitches.

Why are my letters different sizes? I'm only good for this. What's X? Why am I trying to find them? You know what we should do on Patreon? A math quiz.

Exactly. That could be a part of the field day. Dude, the field day is going to be a fantastic It's going to be probably the best thing we put on. That's going to be fantastic. It's going to be probably the best thing we put on. That's going to be fantastic.

It's going to be another cinematography James Cameron produced film. Are you going to use James Cameron because that's your name? No. I just don't know a producer name. Is James Cameron a producer or is he a director? He's a director, so that was my fault. I'm wrong. See, but I can say when I'm wrong.

Surmise. Sustenance. Sustenance is a real word. That produces a lot of saliva every time I say sustenance. Iance is a real word and that that produces a lot of saliva every time i say sustenance i'm very warm right now i'm keeping this on it's the power of greatness no i do feel like i like you feel like you're glowing um apparently i look different so god only knows but on patreon right now we just reacted to my college in high school basketball highlights. We have Peyton Harden, the Phenom basketball highlight reaction video, and the second piece for this week, which are both live right now.

I'd say about a month ago, we got together in a little crib, hit a little boucheron like I'm Baby Boy, and we had a little game night. And when I say this is hilarious, you got Mama Liv throwing some punches you got some tunes in the background you got a you got a Russian yeah let's say you got a get an appearance of a guy from across the pond and it's just a fantastic night so game night vlog and Peyton Harden the phenom reaction video both live right now in the patreon if you're not in the patreon join the koala club what's in the what's in the description everything you ever wanted to know ever needed to know okay so everything you ever need to know in the description join the koala club patreon enough of that we love you i think

let's get it i think in the game night i think that's the the most revealing we've filmed more revealing stuff that will come out later in the koala club but as of right now i think that is the most like real shit we've ever posed because there's literally like we weren't trying to be funny weren't trying We literally just had a camera and we were just this is how we hang out So if you want to know what it's like to hang out with the you should know team This game night is exactly what it's like it was hilarious. They got a little monkey shoulder Max Max and Ruby Max and Ruby Ruby and Max, Max and Ruby. Max and Ruby. Ruby and Max. How's it hanging?

Your eyes look good. Thank you. Yours look different. See, what does that mean? I'm kidding. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's. What are we getting into? I want to, I really enjoy this pop culture thing we've been doing.

I think the fans like it too. I like it too. But we have to do an intro. We need one of y'all to make an intro for the pop culture segment. Like a pop culture brought to you by. That sounds like ESPN. Maybe not. Pop culture, Peyton and Cam.

Pop culture, Peyton and Cam. Boom. Ba-bum-bum. Like a deep little mm at the end. Yeah. And make us animate. And then like a word or something. Like a little animation. Can you make us animate it going like this?

Or maybe like he's doing that and I'm going like this. Something. Yeah. Y'all are talented. Very talented talented but we would definitely appreciate that in the uh oh the description yeah you can send everything in the description instagram's in there so okay i was like you can't email the description no no but you can uh find our instagram in there dm to that anyway so we went to the koala club and imagine we have the pop culture intro right now boom pop culture all right and so i went Pop culture. Pay the cam. All right. And so I went over to the Koala Club and, you know, they got a lot of voting power of what we do here on the podcast.

And I said, send in some pop culture stuff that you want us to talk about. Now, also, sorry, my brain's going a million miles an hour. Welcome to my life. I listen. Oh, God. I listened back to some podcasts. The podcast is a totally. Back to some podcasts? Podcast. Okay. back to some podcasts podcast okay that's kind

of what i'm talking about so i listened to some podcasts and it's a totally different experience going from the audio to the visual i really enjoy the audio like it's actually like really good but the video is funny because you can see our physical humor but as i was listening over to the audio uh podcast i realized i don't finish my sentences ever. No, you don't. You don't. You don't understand what punctuation is. There's no commas, no exclamation.

There's certainly not question marks. You'll literally ask me a question and it feels like you're in the middle of still saying a riddle. Like, I don't know if I'm supposed to answer. I don't know if it was like, I don't know what's happening. And I just sit there and you go all right screw me then and i'm like yeah you sound like you're in the middle of telling a story no chapter one it's bad because i'll like go into explaining something and then i'll like in the middle i'll just run off what i was about to say and then start the next sentence

like i'll be like yeah so i was going down to the end so we and then we went like i'm like how do people enjoy this so we parked this on at Sonic. She brought the burger out. And then I'm like, I didn't even know you ordered a burger. What are you doing? I think it's a part of my speech impediment. It probably is. There's a lot of CHs. Your mind probably tries to skip CHs.

That's what it is. Oh, part of my insecurity. Yeah, 100%. Any time a CH is coming up, it's just like, avoid that. Take the left-hand turn. And then you have to reroute. Rerouting. Redirecting. And then you just end up in another sentence. But that's the left left hand turn and then you have to reroute rerouting redirecting and you just end up in another sentence but that's fine i'm really having fun right now that's fine bubba i'm really having fun right now you don't look like it no i

really am all right top g i'm having oh no cut it out cut it out cut it out you're not gonna follow us cut it out cut it out oh i't say two, one word and one letter. The whole damn earth is going to get on fire. Grow up. Golly. Yeah, we burp too. I'm cutting that out. Because she knows. Oh, yeah. That was like your roid rage that one day where

you just went on a bender and I was like yeah it's not standing um yeah whatever the hell was I saying oh you said no no I'm really happy right now oh you are I'm having fun okay so I'm not gonna lie there was a stint for the last couple weeks that like i always have fun doing this is the best job in the world but it just came so stressful because we're doing a lot of new stuff right and we're working so hard and we're on that are you still talking about pop culture yes i was like because if not then this is an exact example of how your mind goes a thousand miles a minute and you started with pop culture then you ended up something else but if you're still doing it let's go just making sure just looking out for you bubba today you're a doing it, but let's go. Just making sure.

Just looking out for you, Bubba. Today you're a Bubba. That's what it is. See, I've never called you Bubba, but simply because you don't look like yourself today, you're a Bubba. I'm telling you, something's different. I don't know what it is. I don't know if you got like, you hit 24 and you got an extra little wrinkle somewhere.

I don't know if you forgot your cocoa. I don't know what's going on, but you're a Bubba today. I was going to say something real sweet. Back was gonna say something real sweet Oh, real sweet I'm sorry. I love you. So do your glistening fingernails, but it's alright Peyton probably has better hands than 40% of our female audience. It's unbelievable He has the softest hands, clear coat on the fingernails after the manicure. Guy just likes his hygiene. And you got to appreciate it.

Oh, oh, oh, I got a good wrist too. My name's Peyton the Jackass. Oh, oh. I got to cut that out. Yeah, whatever. I don't want to get robbed. Yeah, whatever. Okay, what I was going to say is I'm having fun.

I've always had fun, but I'm having fun again without stress I've always had fun by having fun again like without stress right now Something will pop up. No. Yeah, we did. I'm not gonna lie to piggyback off that we did It was kind of weird like we never once stopped enjoying it, but we went basically the last I'd say like What would you say I'd say like six weeks like the last probably six episodes Basically a just a ton of there's a ton of change which is good always invite change into life whether it's bad or good because then you grow from it but there's a ton of change a ton of opportunities a ton of meetings a ton of this a ton of that and it kind of all came like like that and it was just really like holy crap today's thursday yes like you were

we we lost track like holy crap, it's the next week already? We're episode 45 already? Like, it just went really fast, really quick, and it all came out of nowhere. So, no, I definitely feel what you're saying. I didn't even know you were going to say that, but I 100% agree. Yeah, and I don't want to sound like we're complaining because this is one of the best jobs ever.

Best job ever. Because there's people out there watching right now that hate their job or whatever, and I don't want to ever come off like we're – I just want to say that I'm having a great time. and we love the fact that you are here with us having a great yes and one of the reasons because last night i got it we get tons of dms but there was one dm and it was very i don't want to put their business out there but it was very touching a bit and they gave this full thing about how much the podcast impacts their life and um helped them out of a bad

situation and i i cried a little bit. It was very touching. So thank you to everybody watching this. If you're going through something or whatever, you're not happy, every time you click on this podcast, I want you to take the hour or however long it is to forget about everything you enjoy to Best Friends Sitting. And you're part of the room.

You're right here. I mean, you're not a four-and-a-half-foot stuffed koala, but you're just right here in between you know i just realized what was his name we never named it but mackenzie got it and so i just been calling it mackenzie okay well that's let's not call it who gave it to that's like oh here i bought you a dog let's call it cameron that's just not i would name my kid cameron i'm not naming my son okay say say say say something tragically happened to me. Say something tragically happened to you Yes, would you name your kid Peyton? You'd have some namesake. I don't know if I'd name him Peyton

But like middle name would be Peyton. I don't think Liv would go for that Yes, she'd be like Peyton. She really would no that's what I'm saying first name probably not middle name You could definitely snag that middle name, but right now middle name is gonna be her father's name. Shout out OG quick clinic Shout out to papa t uh keep it 100 high school 100 high school sports just keep 100 oh 100 nice no keep 100 high school yeah i was gonna say i thought it was a full day um anyway pop culture right we went over to the god it's of mine i'm telling you bro me too uh we went over to the koala club they have a lot of power on what we say here. And we said, give us some pop culture topics. Now there's a couple.

And one is close to home. As you know, there's been some wild animals just running around Dallas. Yeah. A leopard. Some monkeys. Like, I don't know what's going on down at the zoo. But there's something happening. There's a full-blown revolution happening.

Exactly. Caesar is in the building. It followo now. No, I don't know our our local zoo here down in Dallas is going ballistic. Right there, Oak Cliff. Yeah, like it's I don't know what's happening, but there's legit if you can look it up There's been like three animals loose. What was a leopard? A leopard.

Like a leopard. How does a leopard get loose how does anything get loose well i'll tell you let's so basically i found this out because my mom you know she freaks out about everything yeah don't go outside there's a leopard now if you see that thing i'm just run sweetie no she sent me like four videos oh sorry my mind you know my mind's at a thousand miles an hour you're co-host cam today i'm just happy um um shout out to mama harden she called me and she was like why do you make me seem like that on the podcast i was like mom they know it's just jokes they love you my mom is the best mom ever and lisa sorry at least no lisa's fantastic um so is arnita so shout out to

mama harden we love you she's the best mom in the world she will be at the dallas live show if y'all want to say hi to her and ask her questions she's gonna get so mad at me for saying that our next partner is athletic greens cam i take ag1 by athletic greens how often uh oh yeah every single day well you know what let me tell you something i gave ag1 a try because you know me didn't have the most healthy lifestyle. At all. But I found AG1 and they become a sponsor of the podcast. And I can feel my body just illuminating health. Energy, vitamins, minerals, everything. In one scoop.

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do it again that's a sick i hate people that like that's sick like yeah i did something terribly illegal and it could have caused a lot of harm and i don't regret it like i will do it again like come on you're already out of that headspace you've already been captured like you're already getting prosecuted for what you did you're gonna double down and say you did it again i'm not gonna do it again i agree with them i like this guy i'm sick now if somebody would have got hurt then i would have been a little different but he let little cute monkeys out i'm anti-zoo let me say that like i'm not a super like no whatever i don't like zoos growing up and maturing is realizing like a zoo is a is a strange place there shouldn't be an elephant in dallas like a hundred percent as a child a zoo is fantastic because you finally get to see the

stuff you read and see in books and all these stories in real life and it's just it's world yes it opens your eyes you're like oh because we would never have the opportunity to see a giraffe in north texas exactly united states of amer because we would never have the opportunity to see a giraffe in North Texas. Exactly. The United States of America. We'd never have the opportunity to see these leopards and kangaroos and elephants. Penguins. Yeah, all this stuff. But then when you grow up and you go there and it just doesn't hit like it used to.

It's like it's 104 degrees. Why is there a penguin here? This thing belongs in snow and it's sweating on concrete and you're just kind of like man like so i guess if if that was his intent but but also at the same time he has to understand this did you really think it was going to go well did you really think you were gonna it was just gonna hop the fence and end up back in the tropical forest no it hops the fence and it's gonna be on 35 in the middle of a highway what are we doing you think you're helping that monkey he's probably gonna have to yeah because you've done that so you gotta always think of the next step you don't just think in the moment like next step what's gonna happen

the happy medium i will find with zoos is those like open zoos we drive through like safaris it's a little better because they have like they they might have the illusion an ostrich comes up and derrick henry's your toyota i. I hate ostriches, bro. You do. That triggers me. We're going to do that in the quality club. We're going to do a drive-thru safari, put GoPros in the car. It's going to be a great thing.

It's going to be in the summertime. But his name is Davion Irvin. He told police that he wants to return to the zoo and take more animals if he gets out of jail. Irvin is 24 and is currently charged with six counts of animal cruelty and two counts of burglary to a building after dallas police arrested him last week he is being held at the dallas county jail on a twenty five thousand dollar bond so he wants to pay ten percent of that so what's ten percent of twenty five thousand oh he can get out according to inmate search records cnn has been unable to determine if

erwin has retained an attorney at this time. Look at the little cute monkeys. No. Monkeys are adorable. The little itty bitty ones. Yeah. It's like, come on. Shout out to Davion, man. No. No shout out to Mr. Irvin. But if he had good intentions.

He did. So don't clip this and be like, Peyton Locks animal beaters. I don't want to. No. You know how they'll come for me. Absolutely no to that man, to Davion Irvin. And all cats deserve rights and love. Bro, I went to the filtered comments of that because, you know, I blocked a lot of comments on that video.

I went back and looked at the ones they blocked, bro. Insane. They were trying to make me out to be a bad person. Yeah, like an absolute sicko. Grammys were this past week. Good transition. It was kind of out of nowhere, but I liked it. Grammys were this past week. Did you watch them? kind of out of nowhere, but I liked it. Grammys were this past week.

Did you watch them? Still in the pop culture section. Did you watch them? I watched about, I'd say, nine minutes of it. Okay. Simply due to the fact that I wasn't in the house when it was on. I was doing other things. Okay.

Busy man. I saw some clips on Twitter, but. Yeah, so I love award shows, right? Continue. Me and my brother, whenever, like growing up, every. You do love what you've watched you watch like every one of them exactly even we were back in juco i remember that i don't know why i would always be like bro just you'll see the clips tomorrow like the clips so you don't

have to sit there and watch the whole show and you're just like fate like literally popcorn you're like i'm like what are you expecting like a plot twist what are you like is there a villain in here it's like come on but okay and it's different now shout out to preston i love you buddy uh abom radio if y'all want to go watch him he's very talented voice actor um big time so if uh now that we're in the business right like and we know a lot of the stuff that happens behind the scenes and we know how a lot of stuff works it's even better now knowing like why certain things happen and like the rigged situations of it um so what a lot of people are mad that harry styles won album of the year have you listened to harry's house yes i think it's a fantastic album fantastic album what were the other nominees though i didn't even see that the ones that

should have been that in my eyes the only two that could have been considered uh that were nominated but the only ones i think actually had a chance for beyonce's album and bad bunny i want to say this i need to be very careful because the beehive is strong very strong they will end this podcast they will absolutely sting you um beyonce go houston native shout out to third ward houston uh old spanish trail uh Bad Bunny should've won that You think He had the Highest streaming album

On a fully Spanish album Do you know how crazy that is Yeah And he His tour Was mental Like Insanity

Insane Insanity I think he made Like he made Himself like 300 million Yeah it was It was unreal

Bro he's like... But shout out to Harry, though. He had a fantastic album. Fantastic album. He's a very talented guy. And the one thing I like about Harry Styles, I'm not going to say I'm a big Harry fan, but I do respect him,

and I have a lot of his music downloaded. I respect someone who's a good live performer. And my whole For You page on TikTok is Harry Styles' performances, and he is one of the greatest. He reminds me of elvis dude i was gonna say like i just like him because he's still kind of goofy yes even though he's you know as big as you can get and like just want to grammy and stuff but it's like he's still he just feels more

personable than other celebrities yeah to an extent that's why i'd say like i i mean i guess i would have voted harry but he did something he does something in shows that i wish the weekend would have done more because the weekend's like his like it's like that was like a movie it's like a play like a performance yeah that's that was still insane great one of the best probably the best show i've ever been to but it was like more of like a play so he wasn't really interacting with the crowd too much harry like spit like it has a segment i just spit everywhere a segment in his show that is literally just talking to fans and it is funny every time so shout out to harry so that's i mean i want to there's some things that i'll say maybe on patreon about the grammys i want to go by the way any

grammy board people i would love to go um so that's why i'm not saying it here but um there's some things that are a little spooky a little pandering spooky right A little pandering. A little spooking, right? A little pandering. But shout out to the Grammys. And so that's Pop Culture with Peyton and Cam. Pop Culture, Peyton and Cam. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom.

How did something crazy happen to me this week? Freaking course you did. You know, you spend too much time in the environment. Like, I understand that you get alone sometimes and you get very lonely like devastated loneliness however it's like you your aura when you leave your apartment it attracts insanity like it in tracks in wild attract you said in tracks attract use english it attracts You said attracts. Attracts. Use English. It attracts. There you go. Insane behavior. And just insane.

Like, I don't even. I think I bring this on to myself because I always put it out here. It's like the. What's like the. Law of attraction. Yeah, but what's the other one? It's like the three, six, nine method or something like that. Three, six, nine. Damn you fine.

Come on. Let's take a time out. One more time. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low.

Get low. Get low. From the window. To the water. Copyright. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. Get low. From the window to the wall. That was about 15 seconds. Yep. Hey, we both had that timer. That was good. All right.

Let's hear it, buddy. What the hell happened this time? I had a homeless lady put her digits into my burger. God. Don't tell me it was- No, not screaming lady. I miss her. I did see her, but I'll talk about that later.

If it was screaming lady, I would have been like, at this point, you need to just... She needs to be here with us. Because this is unbelievable. I run the second mic. Or third mic, she goes... It would be like, yes, screaming lady. A homeless woman grabbed your meat.

Your burger. Your burger. A homeless woman grabbed your burger. A sandwich. burger your burger a homeless woman grabbed your burger a sandwich it was a sandwich that had beef on it a homeless woman grabbed your sandwich yes but like how does that happen i'll tell you it makes sense why she did it doesn't i understood her intent no but i was just the victim i know her intent too she's probably hungry no she had food let me break this down to you. Please.

So I pulled up to this fast food restaurant, but the drive-thru was way too long. And I had no gas. So I was like, I'm just going to park my car, go inside. Now, I have anxious sweats. I don't like to go inside of places that have a lot of people in there because I get anxious sweats. Paint me like one of your French girls. So as I walk into this fast food restaurant it's kind

of empty in there there's only a couple people at the booths now my senses are really good for like awareness for danger I'm locked in it's like I got spy goggles in my in my eyeballs so as I walk into this fast food restaurant I immediately I I hone in on this homeless lady is it rude of me to assume that she was homeless i could tell she was homeless because she had a lot of extra luggage in there blanket shopping cart luggage blankets bunch of clothes i was like yeah probably probably homeless safe to assume but still now she had food she had a large fry and she had a burger and she was going ham on it. And I was like, I'm so happy for you. I was like, I'm so happy for you that she's eating.

She probably got enough money through the day to go get her some food. Very happy for her. I noticed her and I was like, okay, I'm just going to keep an eye on her. Maybe that's me. Does that mean? I wouldn't deem it mean. I would just say awareness. I was just going to be aware of her the whole time.

As you should. So, I order my food and I go sit on the opposite side of the fast food restaurant as I wait for my food to be brought to me so I can go back into my car and take it home. As I'm sitting there on my phone waiting for my food, I hear like yelling from her section, right? I just hear it just keeps getting louder and louder. And she goes, well, what? It's wrong. It's wrong. And I'm like, oh, she's angry.

She's angry. That's scary. Scary sight now. So two workers from the back come to attend to her to see what's wrong. I think she was saying that her food was wrong but she was already halfway through the meal she already demolished the burger yeah now she's trying to get another one exactly smart but didn't work out yeah so she was opening the burger and showing them the insides of the burger to show them what's wrong so obviously as any human would you look at

what the person's showing you. So their eyes and faces are somewhat close to the burger, trying to see what she's talking about. As soon as they get close to the burger to see what she's talking about, she erupts. She's pissed off now. She goes, get away from my food. Forearms, one of the workers.

Forearm right to the chest reach. Get back. Christian McCaffrey, just absolute stiff-armed. Get back. Why are you so close to my food? I don't want you. I don't want you this close to my food. Who taught you that?

Who raised you? Get away from my food. And I'm like, oh, it's about to be a scene in here. It's about to go. And so I don't want to make eye contact because I feel like as soon as you make eye contact with somebody that's angry, you're involved in the anger now.

100%. Yeah, you are involved in this scenario. So I was was giving her one of these i was just kind of like oh god don't come over here so she stands up okay actually i skipped something they go okay i'm so sorry man whatever whatever and they're backing up because they one of them just got assaulted they're backing up we're gonna go back to the shelter of the kitchen as they go back to the kitchen she stands up and she's making more of a scene she's like don't ever get that close to my food a lot of arm movement don't ever get that close to my food she's like who raised y'all she kept saying that

and now she's starting to pace i like that now she's starting to pace around the the restaurant oh my in anger yelling in anger making a whole scene but now she's starting to make her way towards me i'm nervous oh yeah the eye contact starts to get bigger i'm like oh shit the little peaks are just getting bigger and bigger peak to stare get to the neck is turning now i got it because you might hurt me she goes how would you like it if I was touching your food? If I went to your home and touched your food? Then she gets right beside me. She's like, grab it.

Oh, it was so nasty. She gets right beside me, grabs my shoulder. You know what I'm talking about? What if someone touched your food? She's talking to me. I'm like, I'm not involved in this, man. Hey, I didn't touch your food. Get off.

And then she goes away for a little bit, right's just making her rounds she touched me i was like this is the end of it the people bring my food right as soon as the people bring my food she sprints towards me 40-yard dash fast as hell i was like you were an athlete once. She goes, oh, you wouldn't like it if people touched your food, huh? And I was like, uh-uh. She grabs my burger in her hand, takes it out of the rabbit. She goes, huh? It's not nice when people touch your food. Her palms are just in my burger.

She's making feet. She's making meatballs with your already made patty. That's insane. I could literally see her fingerprints in my bun. And I was just like, no, I wouldn't like that very much. You know what? You've soiled my afternoon. So you know what I'm talking about.

I knew what you were talking about before you assaulted my burger. So yeah, they made me a new one. Oh my God. That's insane. Oh my God. You want to talk about who's raised them? Who raised you to retaliate and do exactly what's been done to you to a random that's sick yeah that's god that's i you're you know i will

give you something you're a better man than me what would you have done hit her no no but i'm saying like that's so that's just bs like that's so bs like wrong place wrong time that's just ridiculous it's just like one of those sucks i i was i was mad honestly i wouldn't have hit her but as soon as that hand on my shoulder i'd be like yeah i'm good i wasn't a part of your conversation don't don't touch me but that's the one thing you i didn't want to like invoke her yeah so i didn't want to match the energy because what's that gonna get me so just play victim get a get a clean shoulder get it get you it was already contaminated once it was touched.

Oh, my God, dude. I could not. That's what I'm saying. Those don't happen to me, so if it would, I would be out of there. I'd have no clue. But you're so, like, vetted in these insane encounters that you kind of know how to play the game. I'm used to high-pressure situations at this point. That's sick.

Your CNS is just rolling. Like, your central nervous nervous system why do you just say things all right uh surmise surmise is a real word okay bro i promise i've heard that word in school before summarize summarize summarize summarize is what you heard summarize i wouldn't surmise to that use it in a sentence that's what the sentence is define it surmise like i wouldn't bring myself to that it's just not real that's just not a thing i don't know what else to tell you what looks different about me i don't know but it's something bubba it's something are we gonna reveal something about me what are we gonna reveal me and cam had to take an impromptu trip somewhere

we had a meeting that was urgent that was out of town but we had to go we had to book a hotel room quick uh-huh the hotel room we booked only had one bed so me and cam had to share a bed no this is this is this is some shit like i feel like it is you continue okay i feel like it's not crazy that i do this because no one's ever told me it's crazy i sleep in socks that's not crazy it's like a foot hug that's insanity i want a little foot hug who sleep who chooses to be like more warm when they sleep that's ridiculous no but but i'm used to sleeping alone no one to cuddle just wrap yourself up in the comforter that's not even the worst part about um what's the worst part this okay bro so like he said we're in a bed we

have we had to share a bed right and it was a queen so we're like we got a little snuggle hour oh my god i'm not even we had a whole five minute like we literally were like ma'am like we're kind of enormous like there's no kings and she was like no and i was like okay whatever so we're in we're two very large individuals in a queen bed together this man first off don't ever like i'm not yours don't touch me with your feet we should not be like oh don't do that you should so we're two large individuals sharing the same bed it's time to go to sleep we're on our phone and whatnot first off don't ever touch me with your foot again while we're under covers in this that's not fair though ever do it it's extremely fair i'm not

yours i do not belong to you you do not get to touch me with your leg that's my comfort twitch i like to stroke legs with my feet whenever I'm sharing a bed. Stroke legs with your feet. Are you nuts? I just like to graze you. You sound like Olivia. Oh, you grazed me, all right? You grazed me.

I thought there was a damn kitchen knife down there. You grazed me, all right? So back to the story. This man has socks on. He has socks on. And I thought a bald eagle was under the covers scraping my... When I tell you this man had a small cuisine art blade for a big toenail It was in like how do you have socks on and I still feel a small blade on my on my lower leg This man was doing the little like, you know, some people know what I'm talking about

You do the little you know right there You get your bearings. You know that you're in the bed with someone else Olivia does this a lot, right? But she just has small little legs okay when another nasty tree trunk leg a small tree trunk though You're quite frail, but a tree trunk leg nonetheless a very hairy bamboo will go bamboo That's nice and skinny hair and hard very bony very bony hairy leg is rubbing up against you and then at the bottom you get a slight meerkat paw on the on the inside of your calf this man had a toenail that was as sharp as iron going through his socks scratching my leg when i tell you i literally whipped the comforters off and I said, I told him to take his sock off

I couldn't believe what was happening. How the hell is someone's toenails so sharp that through the sock It's still giving me scratch marks. It was the nastiest thing. I said when's the last time have you clipped your toenails? He said I don't know I said and there's your problem. There's your problem. I don't like touching my toes It makes me uncomfortable You need to clip them and if you can't clip them, someone else needs to. You need to go get a membership at your local nail salon. Because that was insane. Okay, but...

That was ridiculous. Okay, but then you made me feel bad for stroking your leg. Don't do it! What do you... What else... What do you mean? What do you mean I made you feel bad? Don't do it.

I can't control it. It's just like... You know how sometimes you just breathe? it. I can't control it. It's just like, you know how like sometimes like you just breathe? What? You can't control that. It's like when I'm in bed with somebody, I have to stroke their leg with my foot.

It has to happen. That, okay, I understand that from my wife. We weren't spooning though. We were not spooning. I'm glad you said that. We weren't spooning. I just felt small talons on the inside of my calf and that was concerning. Because I said, hold on, let's see, there's no rodents in the bed, there's no reptiles,

there's certainly not any birds, so I shouldn't be feeling talons. Is that cloth? He's wearing socks and I'm still being scratched. There's an issue. That is an enormous red flag. Red card on the play, you should be ejected, you should have slept on the floor, I should have got the bed by myself after that that's insane well why didn't you have drawers on i can't are you freaking kidding me are you kidding me you're you're a sick little boy you know that you're a sick little boy i was extremely closed not socks though that's some serial you you okay that is what's better what's what's better wearing a hoodie to sleep or or socks a hoodie are you nuts a hoodie is like a blanket that never moves and a sock is like a

foot blanket a sock is like having a space heater at the bottom of the bed and you're just staying you know that's warm feet dude when i say you've skipped classes everyone knows that all the nerve endings everything in your feet like the quickest thing you can it's your head and your feet exactly and mine mine run cold so i wanted to wear a sock and then i wanted to stroke your leg just it was it was like a double warm double warm it was like a cheese grater on my leg and then you made me feel bad. Yeah. I said, hey, get your blade off of my leg and first off,

now that it's so sharp, I want you to keep the socks on because it's ridiculous. But don't you dare touch my foot again or you will be sleeping on the floor.

I don't know why you brought that up and you thought you were going to get some leverage out of this conversation. Some people would agree with me.

Some people would appreciate my foot scratches. If anybody agrees with his foot scratches in this hairy bamboo leg situation you better at least give a comma continue your sentence and say but you absolutely have to cut your toenails it was insane my toenails are cut it literally was a swiss army knife with hair on it and that's what was scratching but it's kind of like a natural fall off and i didn't ask for it i just what a natural fall off yeah like they just grow and then they fall off on their own It's like a natural primate. That's how you're supposed to do it Sorry

Did you just say your toenails fuck your toenails get so decayed and gross and dead that they fall off. Yeah. And then they just regenerate. You need help, bro. You need help. Look up a local agency. Sorry that I'm a natural human. Before all this pampering that y'all 21st century people have,

I just do it like the caveman. You know what I mean? Natural caveman. You mean a natural stray jack that's insane tell me if you agree if you agree with him don't ever talk to me again that's sick the foot thing i get it when it's a significant other not another large man and cut your toenails cut your damn toenails everyone please do you ever feel like people are like watching you or like inanimate objects you that's you or like inanimate objects are alive that's also you that's the voices in your head okay his villain arc was one for the ages it was amazing his villain arc was amazing he booted

vince mcmahon right in the cranium oh but you don't... No. No, buddy. Sorry. Inanimate objects. If you know me, then you know this. Inanimate objects are my number one pet peeve. Simply due to the fact that I should never lose to it. I'm a sentient being. I know I am aware, therefore I am. That's different. And I lose

to jars of peanut butter? What is this? That's different though. What is this? I should never lose to plastic. Like, I am am a human the top of the food chain like i went to i went to a vintage that's my biggest pet peeve i went to a vintage toy store in a mall and i was walking through and like i was passing by like some like stash no they weren't following me though i was walking past like this action figure like i just walked past action figures and give them a little wink when i walk by see that's your problem you have voices in there no just in case just in case what they're here back they're here who's they andy what are they gonna andy's here okay but it's

just off the off chance at one time they will wink back or say hello this isn't a movie like you're not that you're you're talking like a main character right but how do you know how do you know you know what i mean How do you know this thing's not exactly Are you nuts like sometimes when i'm in here working how I know because he's filled with stuffing You've never opened them. Do you want to right now? No, no Okay, but this also like you do this too everybody does this Whenever like watch your words whenever you're in a room alone, right and you say you're just on the game or whatever it's quiet you know you're the only one home right you know you're the only one home you're just playing the game and like say you're in there for an hour and a half

it's just been dead silent and all of a sudden i just yell out you know i see you right just in case you you are actually slightly concerning me right now like it's to a point to where i have i can honestly say i've never once by myself audibly out loud gone you know i know you're in here right you don't do that no like sometimes i don't check the shower for ghosts i open the shower and i bathe you're a victim a victim okay but sometimes i'm on the commode right i'm sitting down doing my thing and then and then like because i poo with the lights off and so sometimes i'm like you know i have a vibe that's exactly and so sometimes i go i know you're in here just in case because what if there is somebody in there and they're like i got you and they have to

leave after they have to walk out i'll try again tomorrow exactly good job like i'm laying on the couch watching netflix right it's it's pitch black in there you know you knocked your kid over oh no to leave after that. What, do they have to walk out? Yes. I'll try again tomorrow. Exactly. Good job. Like, I'm laying on the couch watching Netflix, right? It's pitch black in there. You knocked your kid over. Oh, no. Kind of look like my spit. And I'm just laying on the couch, right?

Or whatever. Or I'm taking a nap. I'm taking a good old nap. And as soon as I wake up from the nap, I go, I know you're in here. No. See, but that's the same thing. When you wake up from sleep, you're anxious.

You're in fear automatically. You're reaching for stuff. Hey, get back! You don't even know if you're like, I feel like you don't, you're not aware that you're safe behind a locked door in your own apartment. You don't do, that's weird. I don't even need to see.

You don't like high five your cabinets? Like right before you close them, you say good work or something just in case there's a higher chance that i punch through my cabinet because he didn't listen to my command as a human then high-fiving him and telling him good job that was a team effort no but you got to understand me because i feel like no i don't no i don't i feel like you're not giving me does you're not giving me a chance just how you're trying to give them a chance. There's no chance to be given.

No one's in there with you. You can look at them for help all you want. I'm being so serious. You think I'm making a joke? I'm dead ass honest. When I was in the toy store, I winked at a little action figure. It was like a life-size Yoda. And I said, like that, just in case.

Just in case what? What are you saying right now? If it's with us. What do you mean with us? It is plastic. How do you know? Bro, you're about to... What, do you dap up the couch too?

Appreciate the job, hold me up. No, it's mainly just cabinets because they're eye level. They experience the same thing I do. They don't experience anything it's a piece of wood with a hinge you don't give things chances what in the hell are you saying and then for safety if you're just in a dark room just yell out you know i see you right because they have to come out they have to oh my mama said now i gots to cut you that's the rule there's no rule they don't have to go out.

There's no one there. How do you know unless you ask? If there was someone there, why do they have to leave? Because then I'm prepared for combat. Are you? Yes, because say I never ask, right? I'm just a lying duck. And they can come behind me, right?

But if I say, you know, I see you, right? They know that I know that they know that I'm there. But if I know that you know that I am there, and I know that you know it, I now smell fear on you because you're so worried that I'm here that you're not ready for combat. I'm not fear, I'm aware. It's the silent ones you have to be aware of.

The ones that are like, I know you're here, don't get me, you have to leave now, that's the rule, count to 10, go! I go, oh yeah, he deserves it come here and I got you okay just next time next time you're like at a toy store I'm not I'm not high-fiving a cabinet and I'm not winking at Grogu I'm not doing it I'm not doing it I'm not crazy some people do this dude you you are someone you're the only you are someone. You're the only, you are someone. Someone. That's you. All of someone is you. Peyton Harden. No, but like you, like pictures and paintings.

You don't ever think they're here with you? I'll say one thing about paintings. Sometimes when the eyes follow me, I don't like that. I don't like that too much. Exactly. I can't lie. That's different though. I don't know if it's just, it's like this.

Like you walk with it and it's like. Exactly. There's not that. No, I'm not going to lie. If I saw a painting and it was like this, it and like did a quick double take i would i'd punch straight through the painting oh see i want them to be my friend you don't want violence that's you like you that's not crazy you're no it is your mind is like a greyhound track race and it's just these beasts just going.

Your shoe just made a noise where I thought someone was with us. I'm telling you, you're inviting this energy and I don't like it. Put your tongue back. Put your tongue back right now. Stop. Your teeth itching? Dude, I do. Is the wall talking to you, buddy?

Huh? No, it's getting weird. You need to stop. It's getting creepy. You're scaring me. I don't like this. Like, how do you know I can't see you through that? I don't like it. I don't like it. Dude, I need to get checked. Something needs to get... Your heel was just made of vibranium. Show the sock.

These are the same ones. No. No. No. No. You don't want them to see Swiss Army Knife? These are the same ones from last week. I almost just cussed aggressively. That is not okay.

Which one's a hurt foot? This one. Please don't. I might have broke my toe last week. That'll be shared on. Please. You're going to hurt my toe. You're going to hurt something.

Please give it to me. Oh. No. Ow. Get. You're gonna hurt my no you're gonna hurt something please give it to me oh You Rankin raunchy You look insane stop you look different bro, I told you there's something up I told you from the beginning of this episode that you're doing, you're something's off. Why is he, why does he smell like bananas in here?

I eat healthy. Give me my shoe back. Give me my shoe back. You need, you're looking at me like you have a hidden agenda. Give me my shoe. Give me that tear. Dude, I'm telling you, we need to end this. We need to get out.

Give me my shoe. We need to get out of here. You're snorting now. You're turning into piggy this this isn't good This is not good. This I came with my shoe back on you've cursed my foot Your feet smell like bananas. I eat healthy. Is that a deodorant? I eat healthy you foot deodorant eat healthy Have you ever smelled your dog greet health? Have you ever smelled your dog's paws? Yeah, I kiss him, too It's a bit much but

Yeah, a little bit mountains of caucuses but you ever like it smells like tortilla chips every time nope mine smell just like cute little I was about to say an insane statement but I was gonna say mine smells like cute because it's max it's MJ all right Micah Jackson leave the hat on leave the hat great episode today I might have to cut some stuff out because y'all make me I don't know what he was on today but I apologize for that

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Cut your toenails. I'm two for two. Is toenails one word or two though? One. Toenail is one word? If you surmise it. Alright, bro. You're that pissed, man. Alright, guys. One out of ten quality bears.

CYT. Cut your toes. Confuse the casual. Leave it in the comments of everything. The TikToks, the Instagram reels. Leave it in this video. Shout out to the watch party. Remember, one out of ten quality bears. Don't make it... Oh my god. The color's distorted. Oh, one out of ten claw bears don't make it home. Oh my God,

the color's distorted. Oh, you can still see the line. You might have damaged our property. We're going to have a meeting after this. One out of ten claw bears

don't make it home to Chris's. I got to hide on that one. I'll see you next time. Expecto Patronum! We're going to get evicted. You're basically left-handed at this point. Protect the ball when I'm around.

There you go. You were good at that, though. Shooting the gaps and getting up. That was fantastic. My headhanded at this point. Protect the ball when I'm around. There you go. That was, you were good at that though. Oh yeah. Shooting the gaps and getting up. That was fantastic. My head is at the rim. You got up on that one. You definitely hung on like you did something, but it's alright.

Oh, another one. Another one. Get up one, two. Hey-oh! Yeah, you definitely, you were good at shooting the gaps. It is you. What do you mean it's me? It's you.

Sanjay, historically in the summer, right now we're in the dead middle of winter. In the summer, who's Tanner? Are we talking about the history of it's me? It's you. Sanjay, historically, in the summer. Right now, we're in the dead middle of winter. In the summer, who's tan? Are we talking about the history of Slavics? No, bro. You are a Slavic baby. Thank you.

That's a planet tan. You are a Viking. Exactly. Hey. You are a Viking from Iceland.