You Should Know Podcast - WE STOLE A CRUISE SHIP! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

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small like a like a like a beige smurf right now a beige smurf you look like if a smurf literally wearing blue you look like you have a smurf oh smurf. I look like an albino smurf No, it's fine. Okay. You look like if a smurf didn't get sunlight. Yeah, like if a smurf was Trapped inside like if a smurf like a pale like an Irish smurf like us. I'm getting somewhere What are you going to all these specific islands and regions? I went to one. It's not an island, but you went to Ireland I Went to one you went to one it's not an island but you went to ireland i went to one you went to ireland no listen my bad i'll listen to you again i said one place yes you said you're going to all these sayings i only said one place it's not an island if you felt how how wet i am right now no it is damn hot it's so hot in here i don't know what's it don't it legit like yes it's summer in texas it don't know what's it. It legit like yes, it's summer in Texas

It almost feels like there's a heater on. Yeah, like as soon as we started recording too Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on. The fan is a lifesaver though. I can't feel shit from it It's a lifesaver. You know what? It's going right. It's right on you. I don't feel it at all It's right on you. It's cuz I put on these denim pants. The floral behind you is moving. You know what? Now that you're speaking of islands, right? I'm an island I meant I have no clue once oh no no it wasn't supposed to be there it wasn't supposed to be there sit your ass down it was supposed to be what are you doing like an island I tried to say something like a I but you said suck it like a I but you know is it take a

bigger breath sorry that I have to read like we're underwater sorry that I use real air here's this pump through a machine oh is it yeah loser yeah loser like a girl would like someone flirts with him they don't know do they're like I've never met a girl that does that I've never met a girl that does that. I've never met a girl that does that. You literally said, yeah loser. You were waiting for me to retaliate. Dude, I smell so bad.

Yeah, you stink. No, I don't really. Not yet. He's awful. I will in a little bit. It's marinating, cooking, the grease. Welcome back, YSK fam. Speaking of...

How are you doing? How are you doing, Cam? I'm alright. You know, I'm doing alright. This week was a lot better. Vanilla answer. You can always count on Cam? I'm all right. You know, I'm doing all right. This week was a lot better. Vanilla answer. You can always count on Cam for his fun week update. You can always count on Cam for his one week fun week update.

What do you want me to say? Okay. How are you doing, Peyton? I am actually fantastic right now, Cam. You literally said a better synonym for the word I said. That's it. Oh, so better is the word that you just used. So how about you do...

So by your clarification... Oh my God. Manila going... I said vanilla. Manila is a type of folder. Vanilla going slightly better than vanilla is a fantastic thing. It's always better to do better. Okay.

So are you... So you agree with me. Are you still shooting for the stars by saying the same word as I am? Shooting for the stars, aim for the moon. That's not what it is. Aim for the moon, shoot for the stars. No. What?

What is it? It's shoot for the... Wait, isn't it you shoot for the stars, maybe you'll land on the moon? Or shoot for the loon... Loon? Who's loon? Looney. Come on, Looney.

Shoot his kneecaps. Who? Come on, Looney. Golden State Warriors. He shot shot in the kneecaps? No, no, I'm saying I would shoot him in the kneecaps. You shoot? Come on, Looney. Golden State Warriors. He shot him in the kneecaps? No, no, I'm saying I would shoot him in the kneecaps if I had to battle him for my life. Okay. That'd probably be my only way I'd win.

Yeah, you're frail. Well, he's seven foot, so. Okay, and you're small. Yeah, well, you're smaller than me, so. No, I'm not. You're not? Depends on what you look at. Why do you, I'm not daffing you up on that.

Why do you, you not daffing you up on that Why do you You always turn things into disgusting How is that gross Cam? We're not doing this again You're the one that started it If you Okay but Anyway we said the same word

And yours is slightly better But this is a thing that you do though And I suck and you're amazing I didn't say that But if you feel that way Thank you You can always count okay For the vanilla anthems

Well for that yes It was a great week It was a great week there was fun things it was cool it was awesome it was fantastic i did this that you want you want to play by play what do you want from me yeah i care about you unlike me you care about me unlike me oh is this a grade tested it might be a grade tested you're failing f f is what you have okay it's so damn hot speaking of f's dude i'm wet so hot you are wet already so speaking of like islands right okay we didn't talk about okay but you brought up an island boy and how you do something like you brought up an island boy and i made a simple mistake okay you know how you brought it up don't yell at me not me put your put that finger down i'll put it somewhere sit your ass down and stand up so you know how like when you go to different islands right you go to different regions sure you know something i never understood

cameron i don't understand accents i don't get it what do you mean you don't understand that i don't understand accents what is there to understand and i understand okay so who how right why does your mouth do that you know what i mean like i know okay i kind of get what you're saying but it's it's it's not up for debate it's not like a oh that's that's conspiracy that's not real it's just it's where they are no i get that but when if you trace it back to origin i'm i might be rocking with you where did it come from like why do you why you sound like this yeah why you put the shrimp on the barbie and you tickle my butt? Yeah, it's like, you need to stop doing that.

I don't know where you got that from. I don't know what. I met one. You met one. And he or she said, you put a little shrimp on a barbie and tickle my butt. You tickle my butt. No. Yeah.

But I don't, so why does your throat do that? You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, how does your larynx, know what i mean yeah look what it why does your larynx like open up and close and vibrate at different like it's the the part that pisses it doesn't really piss me off okay but now that you've got me on this horse on this on this i'll get i'll get you on your horse stop put a good old saddle on that put a little saddle on that hand like how do we both speak english but sound completely different? Exactly. Language in a whole is wild.

Insane. Like, think how natural and how normal it is for us to talk to each other. Yeah. If someone from across the world that does not know or speak English, it would literally sound like we're going. Exactly. Like, it would sound like gibberish. Yeah. Is that not freaky?

But, you know, i don't understand though is how we we know words yeah like i don't get it no no i'm not smarter than me so what i'm trying to think is you're stupid so what i'm trying to say is like how how with the noises we make with our mouths right and and i'm making bubbles and my tongue is going like that and my teeth make a certain thing. Shouldn't be making bubbles. There should be no bubbles. That's that lisp shit. That's the widening of your tongue.

You're like, I have a lot of spit in my mouth 90% of the time. What? What does that mean? I have a very lubricated mouth. Oh, God. You're a freak bag. Do you use it? You use it you use it often come on dog okay i just i'm confused about accents it doesn't matter i don't want to offend anybody but i i'm

genuinely like interested in language it's one of those things where i like you don't oh my god what the fuck what am i those things where you don't... Oh my God. What the fuck? What am I saying right now? I don't know. You're speaking in like commas. I don't even know what is happening right now. But language is one of those things

you're so wet, so moist. It is damn hot. I think it's frying our brain cells. We can't even talk. It's going to be one of those episodes. We're going to get a swamp cooler. Shout out Mike. Speaking of language, I'll talk about my own language, right?

Something I have... What? What? Since when? What? What the hell do you mean you're gonna talk about your own language? He's talking about me. Yeah.

You don't have a language but the way i talk right oh yeah it's really hard pointing very direct it's really hard for me so i sorry so you already i'm self-conscious when i talk right yeah because either i'm gonna spit or i have a lisp or i have a hard time because i have a real wet mouth. The drink, the drink. Oh, shit. Dude, you're insane. All right, can I say what I was going to say?

Your drink's gone, by the way. It's gone. Your drink's gone. Can I say what I was going to say, please? Please do. But the way. I don't give a damn. It's gone. Your drink's gone. Can I say what I was going to say? Please do. But you don't have your own language. Let's just clarify that. You don't have your own language. You're not this, like, prophet.

I feel like my mouth's bleeding. Like, you don't. So. So. Oh, my God. What is happening? Like, dry your, like, eat a mint or something. Mints make me saliva more.

Oh, shit. That's a good point. Throw a cotton ball in there or something. Something to soak it up.. Oh, shit. That's a good point. Throw a cotton ball in there or something. Something to soak it up. What do I do? Do you get oral surgery? Oral surgery?

Do you want me to start eating like you? Dude, I don't. You eat post- I saw some of the comments, too. What is wrong with oatmeal, a good toast with a fruit, apples?

You eat like you're post-op. You eat like the stitches are still hot. No, I don't, bro. It's good food. Smoothies, shakes, protein. You eat like you can't the stitches are still hot no i don't bro it's good food smoothies shakes you eat like you can't like you have no choice i have plenty of choices i like my beef and meat you like my you like beef i like your meat my meat you're sick today you're on one i'm keeping all of it too so but but my language i'm talking about is i have a hard time saying my name i hate saying my name oh my god why is it so hard what dude i literally hate myself when i say

my own name but your name's easy no but it makes me feel insecure wait i don't feel like i don't i don't like the way i sound saying my own name it makes me feel like i'm nine say it like anytime we go your full name yes oh yeah i get it my name's cam they're like can i get a name for the order i'm like cameron it just doesn't little ass boy it's the piss out of me yeah but what you do is worse no my name is hard people that do that what i hate people that give fake names i have to give a fake name i have to no you don't yes i do yes okay this man's fake name anytime we go through anywhere steve steve every time i i just okay i always say cam but then they end up it's your real name kim or i know but it's it's shortened but no but saying your name i don't know what it sucks mine is because my syllables are messed up and the t is yeah it's like say pate in yeah you'll say

pate ton payton tin payton like and it's always like patten paul who i'm like fuck steve and it always works no steve's a solid like easy everybody can hear free cars like everybody can hear steve like there's no there's no oh great topic i just thought of i don't know what it is but going through like a drive-through with your best friend is always hell it's the worst it is the hardest ever i don't it's like nothing is funny before like a triathlon i guarantee you going good like making a solid order with your best friend in the car is it is so hard you can have like you could just be talking to god if a gun was to the back of my head i'm dead like to not laugh yes it's like you laugh for no reason you can literally be talking about like politics but right when you

park in that drive-thru it's like hell on earth like brain cells just they just fart out the ear and you just start saying the dumbest shit and like bro oh my god the one uh that happened to us last week oh my god at uh water burger oh my god tell the story oh my god so we pull up and we're like we literally pull up to the spot laughing and we thought we stopped laughing before and the woman comes over she's like and i was like damn she's like i want to laugh too so then we're just we're already in a different realm like that just shot us into a room and we're sitting there trying to order and we're like like and you just you can't get anything anything out and you're saying like i'm so sorry so then basically uh she was just like playing along

with us bro and it did not help yeah like it was so hard and then when you apologize it's game over it's right as soon as you apologize you might as well just drive off exactly we would have had better luck just peeling off going going to the next place, than finishing that order. Speaking of drive-thrus, I didn't know Cam was still living in 1980 because when we went to the Starbucks drive-thru, he was so surprised that the people's face show up on the screen. Oh, my, that scared the shit out of me.

Cam literally almost jumped on my car. What is that? Imagine you're looking at the menu. Bro, okay, hell no. Put your finger that was damn near like a pops like a jump scare it was there when we pulled up bad no it wasn't it's like a bad i was looking at it like a bad youtube video from like 2007 did you do that with your parents yes oh my god my mom hoed me she was like payton come upstairs and my little ass with my

tail i was like all right mom like all right mom what's up mommy i never cut my mom mommy so i and then she was like uh and she was like watch this video and okay mommy I should have known that something was up because my brother was in the room my dad was in the room and they're all like we don't do this much off what's going on and my dad's sick I was like get closer oh he's sick it's like but all right Mark so I was like literally eye level with the tv and there was a little greenhouse and then it was just like I shit myself. I think I have loose bowels. You didn't have to say that.

I think I have loose bowels. You didn't have to say that. I think my, like, it's just like We're not, you did not have to. It can't, like, clamp. You have colitis. Excuse me. If you're screaming, though, and you're yelling and you have a tail,

then I can see where shit could leave the equation. But it's just like whenever there's moments of spike in my life, it opens. Oh my God, that sounds wild. I wouldn't have caught it until your little giggle. When there's spike in your life, you open. No, that's crazy. That is wicked, bro.

No, that's what we don't do. Don't dab me up. That's insane. And you did a whole analogy. What happened? You said when there's moments of spikes in my life, I open them. No, that me up. That's insane. And you did a whole analogy. Like, that's insane. What happened? You said, when there's more than spikes in my life, I open up. No, that's great.

That's wicked. No, but you know what I meant, though. Like, when I'm scared, happier. Like, when it's a dramatic shift in energy. You're not well. You literally, you're not well. No, but it's not like a pleasure thing. It's like I have to shit.

No, I see what you're saying. Okay, but I'm keeping all that that's fine back to the Starbucks woman So first off imagine looking at macchiatos and voodoo words and venti talls grand days Extravagant just I mean you can the hell they have but it's a exactly it's it wasn't it's just that it wasn't All of a sudden all right The dog shit out of it. But that's not true. She literally had glasses. She was all up in the camera.

She was like, okay, it's 1231 right now. Do you like anything else? In the car, I literally was like, oh, shit. I was like, oh, my God. That's not true, though. And then he starts, but the worst part is, so I jump, right? Yeah. We're not aware that it's a dual camera system going on.

I see her. I jump. He starts crying, laughing laughing because i just got scared by this and she sees us laughing essentially not at her but like at this situation and she literally was like just like death staring i was like oh okay like this but it was it's one of those things you're in the car and you just you can't stop laughing cam's embellishing because she was on the screen the whole time oh my god no i'm not no she wasn't why are you yelling why did i get scared because you're a puss in boots why did i get you are the

cat why did i get scared you are scary flash talker but because because you didn't ex you didn't know that that experiment was there she just wasn't let's see listen no shut up shut up and listen better shut up i have better vision than you and i didn't see because you paid for it i never had you paid for needles and scrapers to go through your eye and you have to go every eight years to fix it i never had lasik once yes you did this your mom talked to me your mom came up to me i don't know why y'all feed your mom came up to me said payton can you please stop saying that because i don't want that to get out i want people to think my baby's perfect. No, she walked up to you, hugged you, laughed a little. She's like, what is up with you and this LASIK lie?

No, I can't have got LASIK. Sorry. No, I don't have LASIK or artificial lungs. I was going to say, I clearly have better vision than you as most people could. But, um, so I didn't say. I better vision than Pierce. Shout out to Pierce, the intern back there. You'll see him at the live show.

Anyway, he'll be there. Y'all can all shout out Pierce. There's no way the intern back there. You'll see him at the live show. Anyway, he'll be there. Y'all can all shout out Pierce. There's no way she wasn't there. No, let me tell you what happened. So she was, and we'll get off the Starbucks topic. See, you look like a puppet. Like that thing from Sesame Street. I bet you didn't want Sesame Street.

Why is that? Why didn't I watch it? I had PBS. Did you? Yeah. Okay. He's got all the money with the LASIK.? I had PBS. Did you? Yeah. Okay. He's got all the money with the LASIK. Yeah, I bet you watched it.

I'm kidding. I'm keeping it. I'm just muting it. No. Okay. Holy shit, you're insane. So what happened was she was out of the frame, and as soon as we published it, she walked into the frame.

Oh, okay. Well, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. Yeah. Screw Starbucks. No, shout out to Starbucks. I love your as we published, she walked into the frame. You just didn't see it. Oh, okay. Well, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. Yeah. Screw Starbucks. No, shout out to Starbucks. I love your beverages. No, I love your drinks.

Speaking of food, right? Okay. I love food, right? Food's fantastic. I used to not be able to afford food. That's- In college. Like good food.

Okay, but as an athlete, yes. But okay, there you go. Good food. Good food. You definitely ate food. No, I definitely ate. You were bigger in college than you were now. Yeah, because I worked out and then we had the calf.

Yeah. But you ate a lot. Yeah, I did eat a lot. But I'm getting bigger now. Shout out to my meal plan. Shout out to you. I had to come up with a bunch of innovative foods, and I bet, I bet you, you've never tried any of these innovative foods.

All right, Bill Nye, let's see what you made. I had to make snow cinch. Everyone wanted Gordon Ramsay. How about I get a better analogy? You're a scientist. You had to innovate something. Bill Nye, scientist. Boom.

Perfect. Did he ever make a cuisine? He's a scientist he made things back in college i cam lie to the people and say you've ever tried any of this have you ever had what we like to call a syrup sandwich uh i tried it once i never had it as a kid like other people say they grew up eating it but i tried it once in college and it was like i mean it's literally syrup and bread so it was like you didn't like it i mean it's it's just not that if you threw peanut butter on it and then served it oh yeah peanut butter is disgusting yeah we're not we're not getting into peanut butter thing we'll get into that later

because you're a dirty little hound boy but yeah right did you ever do did you ever do bread butter close it a little butter sandwich if you're eating but dude i should whoop your a butter sandwich a butter a butter sandwich butter is probably god's gift to this earth you butter is probably the best thing that's ever been invented in a laboratory first off i guarantee you weren't eating real butter guaranteed it was butter out of this out of the out of the out of the tub not real butter are you nuts not real butter cam are you the butter police no not real butter what is butter what is that what is what what is what is what is like country crock and shit yeah what is that what is that yeast butter what is it okay you're saying what it's not what

is it is the question i am asking you now it is literally like um it's super processed it's it's not it's like it's marjanine it's butter but it's it's not like pure butter why okay that's like saying water is it real water no because water so you're saying if it doesn't come out of the they scoop it in the lake and they bottle it up that's not real water you're saying because they put it to a laboratory it's not real water no no no no put your fingers down no no that butter that you're consuming is not real, and it's not good. It is very, it's very synthetic. It's very synthetic.

So what? Is it butter? No. What would you call it then? What would you call it then? Fake butter. So that's what they should say on the label? Fake butter.

They should literally say, country crock, fake butter. Okay. They should. But I have a thing with butter. So I love a butter sandwich. And I'll still to this day, even though I can't afford to eat other things. First off, that sucks regardless. A butter sandwich?

Butter and bread. Oh, but you can't toast the bread. You can't toast the bread. You're eating soggy bread and butter. It's not soggy. It's damp, though. Is your butter room temp or cold? Room temp.

Out of the cabinet. Okay. Why is it in the cabinet? That's some killer shit. Where do you put your... There is only... There is only two options for where your butter lies killer shit. Where do you put your... There is only... There is only two options for where your butter lies. Wait, where do you put your butter?

Your butter either lies in the butter thing in your fridge. There's a butter thing in the fridge? Wake up. Wake up. Where have you been? Wait, where do you put your... Where have you been? The butter...

There is literally... I swear... And this is a hill. I'm talking, I will die on this, Mel Gibson on this hill. There is two places your butter can lay its head. In the fridge, in the butter container. Didn't know that existed. Or on your cabinet, very visible,

in a butter dish, in a buttered butter, buttered. Damn it! Sit down, sit down. Everybody, everybody. And a cup of butter. Or, on your cabinet, very visible, like has to be seen by everyone, in a dish to where it covers the butter.

So you're saying I'm wrong because I don't have my butter up for like a museum display? No one's telling you to make a bust of like John Ramsey in it, I don't even know who that is. I don't know who that is. You just said it has to be a bust of like John Ramsey in it. I don't even know who that is. I don't know who that is. You just said it has to be on display for everybody.

But no one's telling you to make a bust of John Cena in your butter and make sculptures out of it and keep your house cold. What is that?

What is that? Ike Harley from that episode? What? Come on. Oh, the butter figure. Yeah. I remember.

No one's telling you to do that. Put your finger down. You put your hand down. No one's telling you that. But your butter can't be in a cabinet, dog just said it could okay let's rewind i said there's two options i heard you fridge i said no to that because i didn't know that container existed on the cabinet

okay let's go to english class bubba on and in are two different words. How can you go in a cabinet? Cabinet is solid, right? The cabinet. Okay. The cabinet tree. The cabinet tree. Like, that's the cabin tree. Cabin.

Now we're in a home. Cabin. You took out net. We're in a cabin. Cabinet on it. Cabinet. You're in it. Okay Cabinet on it. Cabinet dirt in it. Okay, wait. Now I'm getting lost.

What part of the home are we in? The kitchen. I'm there so far. Scratch all that and your disgusting little membranes up there. There can only be two places you put your butter. In a fridge. I heard that. Or on the cabinet.

That's where I put mine. You have yours in the cabinet. In and on mean different things. You're right. In is serial killer. You're that. Or on the cabinet. That's where I put mine. You have yours in the cabinet. In and on mean different things. You're right. In is serial killer. You're right. On is normal person. But you know how my house is.

Nothing really has a home. Yeah, and it's all one room. It's just one gathering. You suck. I'm broke. No, you're not. No, I understand nothing has a home, including trash. A very simple home for that would be the trash can.

Do I not have a big trash can in my home? No, you literally don't. What? I got the XL bags. You have the XL bags for a regular-sized trash can? What the hell does that mean? I can't fit a lot of trash in the bag with it. It's like, ooh, we got the XL to double Tahoe Suburban, but we have one kid.

Speaking of butter and shit like that. Yeah. You know what I don't get, I don't believe in this. I don't believe in cheese, honey, and syrup. What the hell, what does that, what is there to believe in? The story. What do you mean you don't believe,

what do you mean you don't believe in cheese and honey? You don't believe in its properties? I don't believe in it, I don't believe in the story behind it. Is there parables? Is there like a religious, but like what do you mean? Like how they- The story behind it. No, no, you listen to me.

I don't understand. I don't like, I don't think. You don't anything. You're not doing anything. I don't believe how they say we get it. You know what I mean? Like you're trying to tell me if I go with an ax right now outside of that tree. I have a pancake dish now, you know what I mean? Like, you're trying to tell me if I go with an axe right now outside of that tree, I have a pancake dish now?

You know what I mean? Like, what the hell are you talking about? You're saying if I go grab a honeybee right now and I squeeze that motherfucker to death. That's not how honey's made. That's what they say. No. You're saying if I go grab a goat. That is not.

And I start crankanking that goat out You're an idiot no That's what they say you just said you could grab a bean squeeze it and you got honey That's what they say they is not no one has ever said that no one's ever you're the first person Do they not say honey comes from bees? Because where they say save the bees cuz we need the honey they go back well They say save the bees for the pollen That's a difference. Oh, thanks. Well. They're just functional. Huh take out all the jobs Picker shout out to the bees you're better than me. Oh, it turns out B movies like a real

It's like a real life story no, but that's not they're not they're not just sitting floating sacks of honey in the sky with wings And a stinger okay, then why do they say that trees come from syrup? Syrup comes from trees. Why do they say syrup comes from trees? Bro, it's a process. It's not, you don't just, yeah, you don't just whack the bitch and you have maple. You don't, that's not how that works. Then they lied to me.

Bro, they don't, they don't literally, some places, but they don't take a glass jar right under a nipple of a cow sit there and just sit there and get the milk out can it oh that looked insane i was like closing it i was trying to get you okay close the thing and just put a label on it let me like the omit i don't know i think the whole tree thing is bullshit you know why what's bullshit how can you get syrup and paper from the same facility how are you you? Are you nuts right now? You said I can go to 3M and Target, right? And it's all made from the same oak? 3M?

Are you nuts? Oh, my God. 3M is hilarious. Oh, my God. That's funny. You know what I'm saying? Bro. There's different trees, dumbass.

Oh, so this tree is the paper tree and this one's the maple syrup tree. Yeah. Are you nuts? Oh, all trees are dumbass. Oh, so this tree's the paper tree and this one's the maple syrup tree. Yeah. Are you nuts? Oh, all trees are the same. What about that one? So the syrup tree's in Candyland. I got to go to Candyland to get the syrup tree. Are you nuts?

And I got to go to the factory division to get the paper trees. No, there's different trees, you imbecile. People lie. You need to tell me. So why is there California redwoods that are literally the size of this building and why is there little just shit trees everywhere? Not shit trees, but there's maples. Because it's not about the size of the- There's Bradford pears, there's an apple tree. It's not about the size of the boat. It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean. And those little trees got a lot of umph. You belong in jail.

I don't know. Little trees. No, that sounds the same. That sounds the same. Yeah. It's on purpose. Them little trees, they pack a punch. You know what I mean?

What do you pack a punch? Come on. Zombies. What do you pack a punch? No, stop. No, stop. You do understand there's different trees. Yeah.

Like, we don't need to circle back to last week. Even if the trees and tall, it's got a lot of grrr. We don't need. We don't need to. back even if the tree isn't taught got a lot of good. We don't We don't need to what you're hitting the Michael Jackson We don't need to circle back to last no we don't in your reasoning of life, okay like You're aware. There's there's different trees. I I understand that I have eyeballs dumbass The easiest of example like fruits. Like fruits. Vegetables. What? That's what we said.

What are you talking about? No. Fruits. There's an apple tree. There's an orange tree. There's bananas. So you mean to tell me. Those are different trees.

You mean to tell. Those are different trees. You mean to tell me a tree can grow an apple syrup and a composition and a composition notebook all together hey trees are a hell of we need trees and then the bees you could just squeeze them shit and you got a nice dish that's not how honey works that is that you gotta you are criminally like that is bad if you think i swear God about 99% of people agree with me right now. You think 99% of people think that a bee, you can just go, and there's honey. Unpopular opinion. Edible honey.

Yes. Yes. You just got to spit the stinger out. Kind of like, you know, whenever you're eating a peanut and you got to spit the thing out. What's the thing where you got to spit the thing out? What is that? What food is that where you got the thing and you're fiddling it with your tongue and then you got to spit the thing out what's the thing where you gotta spit the thing out what is that what food is that where you got the thing and you're you're you're fiddling with your tongue and then you gotta spit the thing out wasabi no no no are you dumb or nuts it's like a nut

uh it's like a certain nut you spit out the thing oh it's it's a it's a um um sunflower seeds that's the shell yes i don't give a what it is but you gotta spit it out that's what i'm saying you gotta do that to the stinger of the the to get the honey. I thought you spit out blackberries. What? I thought you spit out blackberries. No? Are you dumb? Well, that too, but there's like a big nut, seed thing. In what?

In a blackberry, right? There's a seed, it's a fruit, so there's a seed, but it's like thick, it's like dense. Wait, blackberries you put in smoothies, right? Blueberries. Oh, that's what I was thinking of. Yeah, you're thinking of little squishy guys, little blueberries. Wait, what are blackberries you put in smoothies, right? Blueberries Oh, that's what I was thinking of Yeah, you're thinking a little squishy guys, a little blueberries Wait, what are blackberries?

Blackberries look like if an ant had like battle armor on, essentially Oh, it's got the bubbles around it like this It's like a six pack of seed Yeah, exactly I get what you're saying Never had one On the inside, the outside is where you And it shoots the juice

But the inside, that's not even bad The inside is like the dense part, I think. The dense part. I haven't tried it, so I would like to rebuttal you. You sound wrong. I have a very unpopular opinion. That doesn't surprise me. Peanut butter is one of the worst things ever invented on Earth.

Are you mad? Peanut butter is f***ing disgusting. You are insane. Peanut butter? Peanut butter is f***ing disgusting. You are insane. Peanut butter? Peanut butter? Yes. The peanut butter. The one.

The brown one. Peanut butter is like the spread of the heavens. That was sent by God himself. Peanut butter? If you have two legs, you shouldn't be eating peanut butter. What? As opposed to who should be eating it? Peanut butter is made for hounds. If you're not a hound, you shouldn't be eating peanut butter. What? As opposed to who should be eating it? Peanut butter is made for hounds.

If you're not a hound, you don't eat peanut butter. You're a bastard. Kim, I don't want to eat anything that looks like it came out of my anus hole. You know what I mean? They could literally name peanut butter anus jelly, and I'm eating it every day still. Are you nuts? Peanut butter? You need to have some more self-respect.

Peanut butter is fantastic. Kim, what is peanut butter? It's nuts into butter form. How do they make it? They take it, crush it down, add a little liquid to it, keep going until they get the nice smooth. I'm not going to lie. I think I'm jaded from peanut butter because in second grade,

my English teacher, she used to bring a jar of peanut butter every day. It was a different jar. And have a big old spoon and eat that. Nothing else for the whole day with a Dr. Pepper. I wanted to kick her in the throat. I know her throat was collapsing. I got her back. 100%.

You do that? Oh, hell yeah. Cameron Kennedy. I literally would get off school. I would take a spoon, yank that joint. Oh, wow. Oh, whole thing. Whole thing.

That's how much I'll die behind peanut butter. Kim. Then you just sit down on the couch and just let it marinate. You just play with it a little bit. Oh my God. It's kind of like concrete in your mouth, but it's like,

Exactly. But it tastes amazing. Kim, what is the functionality of peanut butter? Like what does it make anything you put on it good? That's like, I want peanut butter on anything. It's like sand. It's like smooth sand.

And God forbid, if you eat crunchy peanut butter, you belong under the prison. You're one of the nastiest human beings. If you want something smooth and crunchy, oh my God, and you put that on a sandwich, what are you eating? Your consistency? What is that?

It's best of both worlds. But I used to be a crunchy peanut butter delight. I used to absolutely love it. Oh my God, for what? Like, what was your sandwich? Like, moving the peanut butter around in your mouth and then just randomly get a nut and it's like crunchy. Oh my God, Kim.

What is happening? Okay. We're literally talking the peanut butter around in your mouth and then you just randomly get a nut and it's crunchy. Oh my god, Kim. What is happening? Okay. We're literally talking about peanut butter. You move it around in your mouth and you're just like, ooh, that was a nice little treat. It's like a reward. It's like a prize. Have you ever blown out breath after you have peanut butter in your mouth? Very strong.

You can clear out a room. I'm not denying that. Very strong, but it's very worth it. You can clear out a room with that. Very worth it. You can take toast, peanut butter. Banana, peanut butter room with very worth it you could take toast peanut butter banana peanut butter any sweets peanut butter shakes peanut butter ice cream peanut butter brownies all right elvis cookies peanut butter elvis dead oh cuz he ate peanut butter he died well isn't that part of the thing what isn't that part of the reason he's dead

he had a lot of cholesterol is there a lot of cholesterol in peanut butter? I don't know. No, a lot of shit just doesn't make sense to me. It doesn't. No, you just tried to be the peanut butter connoisseur. Don't act like you're on my side now with everything doesn't make sense to me. No, no, I was agreeing with you. A lot of stuff doesn't make sense to you. Oh, you can't comprehend it.

That's- Don't think we're related. Why can we ever relate on something? Because- Can we relate on this please cameron cameron payton i thought you were gonna say something back to me no i was giving you the floor okay somebody's lying you know what i mean somebody there's a lot of liars but what what's the context help me throw me a bone the people talking about that good old dark space.

Oh, yeah. No. No. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. You mean to tell me I can go out there and that's just it? And I just float?

Yeah. I don't even believe the simplest of that into a never-ending vacuum of space and time and you're just going like this no would you but it's scary to me would you rather like be lost in space or lost under the ocean lost under the ocean you're dead like that so nobody you have like a like a like you know you have a you okay so when okay. So when you're in space, you have a mask on, you can breathe. You're just lost. Underwater, you have a mask on, but it's at night. You can breathe.

You have a breathing tank. I don't know how you breathe underwater. A mask, right? You got a tank and tubes. It's nightfall, but I guess the sun will come up, but then it's dark and then it won't be. And clearly the water, if that's my case. If I can breathe underwater. But you're lost.

And I got to make, okay, go up. No, I'm saying you're lost. Go upward. You don't know. Oh, I know where the surface is. No, you don't. I'm not, you don't. Yes, you do.

I'm not, you don't. Payton, you literally just stop moving, and your body will go up. No, it won't. Now are you an idiot? Not with your hips. my hips don't do nothing to do with my buoyancy No, my hips have nothing to do with my my hips have nothing to do with my buoyancy if I have it first off you act like Just cuz you're lost in water doesn't mean you don't understand your body. No you your cognitive reasoning and your skills Oh your cut your what is it your cognitive dissonance? No?

What this is cognitive dissonance? No. Shut up. What? Dissonance? Cognitive dissonance? No. It's like knowing. I didn't go to school. Shut up.

Yeah. Bro, you know where up is. No, you don't. Look. Close your eyes right now. Do jumping jacks, turn around, somersaults. Are you dumb? I'm on my feet.

I know. I'm floating in the ocean. What's the difference? I'm not on my feet in the ocean, you ignorant sack of balls. So you think underwater that you can just go like this and just freely just move and float? Yes. Have you never swam?

I haven't, but I'm... You can't swim. When you swim, it is like... Underwater. You have to choose to go lower unless you are drowning it out and you're done. No. How do people drown in the ocean? Because they're out of breath and then they're no the current yes what does the current do smooths it moves you do do you understand what drowning is yes what is it water gets in your

lungs okay what is that caused by water in your lungs what is it okay ding ding ding miriam webster's what is it caused by do you know why people drown water they can't swim okay she's asking a dumber question you're it's because they get out of breath and then they go under the water do you understand that it doesn't matter if current it does no asshole Like the water tornadoes. Bro, the what? There's water tornadoes. A hurricane? No, dumbass.

The little ones. The little water tornadoes. Like it's a little amusement park. They're called like depth pools. Three tick. Oh, depth pools. What are they called? You can't even stand in a community pool that's four and a half feet.

And you mean to tell me you're talking about some depth pools. No, they're called ocean tornadoes out in the abyss. They're called like whirly worlds. Whirly pools. Oh, whirlwinds. Whirlpools. Yes, I whirly pools whirlpools yes i found it whirlpools you know have you ever been to the ocean and you look i have been have you yes have you been in it yes which one i don't the gulf of mexico i don't know i'm not a meteorologist i'm supposed to know anyway you ever been to the ocean right yeah

and you look a little beyond the abyss, right? Yeah. You look a little beyond that water patrol, right? Yeah. Right where it starts to get a little spooky. And you look a little back there, right where the fishes live. Right when reality's starting to bend a little bit. Right when you're getting a little dizzy from the haze of the Mark II.

And you see right where the fishies live, right? Right there when it starts to get a little discolored. You ever see a little whirlpool? A little razzle you ever see a little a little whirlpool a little razzle dazzle a little whirlpool absolutely not are you nuts absolutely not you've never been in the ocean absolutely i have i'm a more experienced swimmer than you in the middle of the ocean you've been in the middle of the ocean have i not been in the middle of the ocean i've been in the middle of the ocean with your body no not with my body what the hell are you talking about? My body's on a boat.

As far as I could see in any given direction was water. Endless water. I'll never... You mean to tell me I'm not in the middle of the ocean? I hate to break it to you, I'm never going on a cruise. That sucks for you because they're fun. Nope. I would never...

Alright. I will never, ever get on a cruise. Why? They are... If you think about that, that is so much trust in one human. What do you mean one human? If there's one guy. If that guy gets one guy named Bill with like overalls, he's just like,

hey, we're going to take this sucker down there. We're going to go golf. We're going to make a little laugh and call it quits when we need refuel. We're going to come back. We're going to land for a day, fuel the bitch up. We're going to get you back home. It's exactly what it is. It's a guy with a fancy hat and a button up shirt

and he's like, enjoy the margaritas. Are you nuts? I don't know your agenda. And he has a crew of 90, enormous turbines, engines that are industrial size. There's 90 fish pilots. They're not a fish pilot. Whatever they're called.

Crew members. So there's 90 people that drive the boat. Let me drive the boat. And they just go through it? Did I say there's 90 people that drive the boat let me drive the boat and they go through it Did I say there's 90 people to drive the boat or did I say he hasn't then what then why do you kick in? Why did you even bring it up then cuz I said one person that drives the boat. There's one person I don't trust you said there's a lot of trust in one guy. I'm saying it is not a one-man show There's who's driving the boat how many people?

First off I would actually say there's there's probably more than one guy What if he gets a little sleepy? What if he gets a little bed bug? Probably has a co-pilot. What if he gets a little stomach ache? Probably has a co-pilot. Oh, he's driving and he gets dizzy. Probably has a co-pilot. And you can't control the weather in the ocean.

Exactly. What? So why would I get on a boat? Does the boat have a roof? I mean. Oh, my God. The boat has a roof. Cruises have roofs.

No, the top deck doesn't, but everything else obviously does cuz there's a floor above you. Okay, exactly So you expect me I'm on the top deck, right? I'm sunbathing You're not you gotta get this you're not you sunbathing with your taint pointed to the head Are you nuts? You're not doing that. That's the healthiest way to get vitamin D Anyway, I'm right here, right? I'm sunbathing. I'm letting the sun hit me in all my exposed areas. You would literally get asked to go back to your room.

If someone's out there, like you would look to your left. There's literally like an eight-year-old girl trying to swim in the pool. And someone would say, get that guy back to his room. Don't make me seem like that. Well, you're the one saying, I'm sunbathing, right? So I'm sitting here getting sun. So, oh, you ranking bitch. That is not true. So you're expecting me, right? I I'm sitting here getting sun. So. Oh, you ranking bitch. That is not true.

So you're expecting me, right? I can't. Why would I trust that? We're in the middle of nowhere land, right? There's no internet connection. There's nobody I can just call on my cellular device. There's Wi-Fi. I can't be like, hey, mom, come pick me up.

I'm in the middle of the ocean. There's Wi-Fi. You shut up. Wi-Fi. You can't control the weather in the ocean. You can't. So how am I expected to be on a cruise ship, right? Why are you vibrating? I don't know who built this infrastructure. I can't. So how am I expected to be on a cruise ship, right?

Why are you vibrating? I don't know who built this infrastructure. I don't know who's driving it. He was in middle school too one day. Yeah, he was. Now he's not. And I'm supposed to trust him. Name one person in middle school that you would trust

to drive a cruise ship that you're on. I don't know. Exactly. Why are you trusting this building right now? I don't trust construction either. You don't trust construction. Think about the mere fact of construction and infrastructure. There's just men that wear cool hats and light vests,

and they're just going real fast. They're just going real fast to the point where we have this. Yet you show up every day and it never crosses your mind. It crosses my mind every day. It never crosses your mind. Every day. If you're sitting here thinking about the integrity of this building, then you need help, bro.

So whenever you open your... That's like some dark demon stuff. You need help. So whenever you open your front door, right? You don't test it first? You don't test the ground? You test your threshold. Every time.

What the hell is wrong with you? I i you have too much trust in people what oh negative nancy i got too much trust they go to school they learn how to do it boom even if they don't go to school have you been to school i can't i've been to college i can't think of one person who went through college without cheating and i'm just supposed to trust you to grab my nuts now you're talking about physicals yeah exactly you cheated you you used socratic i know it you used socratic and now you're building you're building building yeah you trust people too much bro look try to move it try to move the building try to give me a hammer try to break it give me a hammer i'll break through this whole shit you think you can drop this building to its to surface level with a singular hammer i'll turn into the tasmanian devil you started the base oh you go downstairs with a carpenter's hammer and give you what doesn't matter who owns the hammer but i'll grab

it i'll smack this out the wall okay let's keep going okay you go to the bottom you go street level with a singular hammer how long does it take you to get this building to fall six months six months you're gonna go rink think think thing for six months and this building's gonna collapse better find a new one you need to go to the happy at the happy house you need to you need to be strapped up ronald mcdonald's there yeah yeah i love that you need to be his roommate you need to be his roommate you're an idiot dog You don't trust him. Who says that? Like, who says that?

You had, you must have had. I don't trust infrastructure either. That's like the most privileged bullshit I've ever heard. That's privileged to not trust things. I don't trust infrastructure. I don't, I second guess everything. I don't trust roads. Too good.

Bitch, then why do you drive on them? Because I have to. The world is set up where I don't have a choice. That's not my fault. I didn't build the roads. Too good. Bitch, then why do you drive on them? Because I have to. The world is set up where I don't have a choice. That's not my fault. I didn't build the world. All right. Go buy a tent. I have a tent.

Hey, better yet, let's go make your own house. Okay. Let's see how well that holds up. I'm not saying that I'm better than anybody. I'm just saying you should second guess things before you do them. So when you were looking at your- You've never been double crossed. I've been double crossed my whole life. My friends, my friends family girlfriends and they've made me have these issues

you just made me to trust construction hat man construction hat man is the reason we're right here Literally look at our ground. Anyway. Literal concrete floors. Literal concrete floors. We're sitting here. We're completely fine. Right.

For now. I'm not going to lie. The one thing is when I go outside and I look up and they're so tall and it almost looks like they're moving. They're bending. It hurts my stomach. It makes me feel tiny. Tightens it up. Like action figures.

Or loosens it. My loosens. It'd be tight. How did you do that? It would tighten up. You need to stop. But makes me feel very like lego like very small whatever dog you don't that's that honestly i'm not gonna lie that you've pissed me off also that's the worst thing you said no it's not yes it is also i'm scared of clouds you're just uneducated if you're not scared of clouds you're uneduceducated. Don't make me feel crazy.

You. Matter of fact, I'm going to give you a second chance. Say that shit again. Me, Peyton Harden. I'm scared of clouds. I'm done. I don't know what to say at this point. Do you know about clouds?

Uh. Yep. There it is. What do you know? If one of them were to fall on you, you're done. Oh, it's gonna fall on me. The cloud's gonna fall. You know how much a cloud weighs? How much does a cloud weigh?

10 million pounds! That's bullshit. Google it right now. Utter bullshit. Google it. Pull out your phone cat how much i'll bet you i'll bet you six thousand dollars right now then uh six thousand dollars yeah shake my hand clouds have names there's different families of clouds what the hell's happening they're just looming over a cumulus cloud yeah how much does a typical cumulus cloud way oh this is

science and shit this is written in pencil we're gonna trust this oh now you have trust issues it says 1 billion 400 million pounds what tough and they're just above us any day they can attack him okay they're not it's not living it's not just gonna go you ever met a cloud now like go it's not living. It's not just going to go. You ever met a cloud? No. Like, go. It's not going to, they're not going to just go and attack us. It's not a, it's not a thing. And if it did. Well, it's a thing.

And if it did. Well, if it did, it'd be, it's the heaviest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. And guess what you're doing? Walking around every day. Dead. Oh yeah. No. If 1,400,000,000, first off, who's the asshole that figured that out?

Like, you had nothing better to do than wait in clouds? Tell me how that works. You grab one. He throws a wire. Oh, you grab one. You stick a wire up there, and you just click go, and it's like 1,000,000,000. What the hell?

Yeah, right. That's a weak-ass dissertation for his PhD. He's like, I'm going to go weigh clouds. I'm going to do something astonishing. There's no way. I didn't believe it either, but you think about it, right? What's in a cloud, right? Water.

No, not just that. Yeah. Clouds. Cotton. Shut your mouth. Lightning. Shut your mouth. Thunder.

Lightning. Water. 10 billion pounds of cotton lightning water and thunder it is not you need to show up where the hell does the thunder come from it's not cotton it's not cotton it's not cotton what do you think a cloud is cotton probably from this from the sky you think a cloud is caught you've never seen cotton fall from the sky okay you've seen cotton this is literally chicken little yes you've seen cotton cotton balls they can be bagged sky okay you've seen cotton this is literally chicken little yes you've seen cotton cotton balls they can be bagged and sold you've seen them fall from the sky different kinds like

like syrup you mean to tell me you've seen cotton balls fall from the sky no but i don't know seen yes listen to me listen to me listen to me you like i don't let me finish you like i've seen cotton float in the air yes you, you have. Are you nuts? What am I hearing? You've never seen cotton like flowing in the air? It's not a thing. It's never happened. What is a dandelion?

A flower. Cotton flowers. The way you just looked at me. Like we just had this like this. We just found something and you said Cotton flowers like no one is relating okay. I am NOT agree. Okay fine fine the slightest of form fine There's no cotton in the sky. There's thank you, but in a cloud. There's water It's water lightning like hydrogen lightning does not weigh anything where does lightning come from lightning is like a reaction

Where does lightning come from? I don like a chemical reaction. Where does lightning come from? I don't know the science behind it. It doesn't weigh. What, you think it's like rolled up like a damn extension cord just sitting in a cloud waiting to strike out? There's like a conductor up there. He's like, all right, go, go, go, go. He said, bolt forward, bolt forward. It's your turn.

He's like. Have you ever seen lightning? It just rips trees down and shit. Have you ever seen lightning without a cloud? It's no. Oopsie. That means lightning lightning without a cloud? It's no. Oopsie. That means lightning is in a cloud. Have you ever seen thunder without a cloud?

It's like I'm right. This is disgusting that I can't explain what I want to. Because you know I'm right. No, you feel a sense of accomplishment. Because I'm right. You feel a sense of accomplishment. It feels good to be right. The one thing I'll give you, I will gradually, gladly, I will glad, thank you, damn it.

I will gladly give you that, okay, clouds weigh a lot. Yes. First off, bullshit, whoever did that, screw you. I don't, bro, one, we can't even comprehend this. It said 1,400,000,000 pounds. It's a lot of pounds. Can you physically, like, you pick up a 12 pound dumbbell and you're struggling that's not right i've been working out more

screw the guy who weighed a cloud screw you because it's not 1 billion that's unbelievable that is unimaginable it's like seven elephants right how many tons are in a billion how many tons are in a billion that's a good question 500 million tons 500 million tons is in one billion tons oh so like no if it's a billion tons if it's a billion are you talking about a no no just a billion yeah you said a billion pounds and that would be whatever is seven elephants it'd be like 50 it'd be 500 like that it'd be 50 million 50 million elephants whatever the five numerative times 2 000 equals a billion once you start using the math language i'm out of there

like you might as well put me to a nap pythagorean jargon like that's not a thing cam you do something that's not smart what What? Real dumb, actually. Oh, so unnecessary. Okay, enlighten me. What do I do that's dumb? Cam, I think you're going to be a fantastic father. But this concern. You're scaring me.

But this part of you concerns me. Okay. Your grip on reality. Okay. You have a dog. Beautiful little dog. Most people think she's disgusting, but I refuse to believe that. She's she's beautiful i love her but she's like a rodent thank you okay she's like a small cricket deer alien she's like an alien deer reindeer kangaroo little alien piece of shit like a

loaf of bread with twig legs on a scale of one to ten how athletic do you think she is two now why do you treat her like she's lebron james oh we talked about this before oh my god i went over to cam's apartment the other day and i want to get real in depth about this dog's diet first of all this dog can't run doesn't know really how to run yeah she has hips dysplasia rotating patellas luxating patellas uh she has sums up with a rib cage i'm not gonna lie it's real skinny and it's just when she gets too excited she passes yeah if you come in the house she gets really excited starts shaking that ass she literally goes and we literally have to like either hit her nose to make like reverse her breathing pattern or just

rub her chest half the comments aren't gonna be like that's what you should do you're killing your dog yeah but please your your dog's diet bro it's not that it's so unnecessary i want i love her and she's gonna have a good life my dog right malcolm yeah he's a unit right sure he's a hunter a killer and he's been alive for like 50 years and you know what we fed him what we'd go to damn walmart the cheapest brand eat it and you know he did and he was healthy whole life still healthy yes he's an athlete and he's old his dad definitely slips him some chicken thigh no we literally anytime we're eating we want some popeyes dog he wants a big mac he's like all right what do you feed your dog gordon ramsey bro it's it is good for her first of all before this c, in the comments right after you hear this,

is this unnecessary, yes or no? Go. Full rundown? Full rundown of that dumbass recipe. Okay, she starts with a third cup of kibble. It's a very good brand, too. It's probably a little pricey, but a sweet potato and chicken, small kibble-sized kibble, dry kibble, okay? Hit it with a little pricey, but a sweet potato in chicken small kibble size

Kibble dry kibble, okay Hit it with a little bit of water, and if we're feeling extravagant. Maybe a little coconut water It's good to hydrate your dog's food, okay? Slap that in the microwave about five seconds. She likes a little warm. I swear to God I know you're already pissing me off She likes a little warm about five seven seconds of microwave pull it out hit it with some salmon oil a little bit of quail egg dust quail egg dust what the hell is quail egg does it's you're grinding up quail eggs it's like it's like pixie

dust where the hell do you get quail egg dust Amazon he doesn't she does it she devours he does he go for all canine time it's great for being shut up it's great for Hounsland oh great for hounds You know what he does? It's great for all canines. No, no, no. Time out. Shut up. It's great for bees. Time out. Shut up. It's great for hounds. It's great for hounds. You know what you do? This is what Cam does. He goes, top 10 most impressive athletic dogs of all time. Then he finds that dog's name.

Then he Googles their diet and he's like, I want my dog to be like that. Absolutely not. You gotta love your dog for who it is. Your dog is a scientist. And I literally take her to the dog park. She just sniffs shit and eats twigs doesn't run yeah she doesn't run to her hips bad so um salmon oil a multivitamin a turmeric supplement the quail egg dust some non-fat regular greek yogurt just a little bit and um i'm missing some oh pumpkin puree uh That's for the digestive system. Oh, and a half scoop of Bernie's Perfect Poop.

Take all that. And your dog's poop isn't perfect. She can't even do it. But it does take away the smell. It takes away the smell. No, it doesn't. It does. I literally have smelled Ruby's shit recently.

Yeah, yeah. And it smells like literally carcass. Now take that and multiply it if she wasn't on the Perfect Poop. Kim, why do you do this? We'd have to get evacuated. You know her. Yeah, but it smells like literally carcass now take that and multiply it if she wasn't on the perfect poop Kim Why do you do this? We'd have to get evacuated. You know, you know her and I want you to let go She deserves a great life Kim. I love her. I'm not gonna I think you're taking years off and I love Ruby I think you're taking the way she wakes up every morning and yawns extremely close to our face and it smells awful It's just it's it's those little things of love. I just love about her. I love your dog You know how much I love her. Yeah, you love her a lot.

You are taking years off her life. How am I taking years off her life if I'm feeding her amazing, very rich things? You're literally breaking her. She's a roadside dog, right? She is. She was born on the streets. Fucking hell. Yeah.

She needs to be treated as such. She's real as hell. You feed her bacon. Kibbles and bits. Literally $6.99. You get a whole month's worth. That's unbelievable. The last one I bought, I think bits literally $6.99 you get a whole month's worth that's unbelievable the last the what the last one i bought i think it was $72.99 for it was a huge that'll last you three

and a half years you can take that to an apocalypse it will it'll last a long time i promise you money she will jump higher she'll be happier she can't jump you know that she won't because you feed her this fluffy like west hollywood you you try you act like she's on Sunset Boulevard every day. No. You have the Sunset Boulevard diet for your dog. She was born on the streets of Oklahoma. Treat her as such. Why?

Because that's where she's born. That's her grit. Malcolm was born on the side of the road too. That's literally like saying someone comes in your life and because they were born here, you treat them like that. No, you don't. Don't do that. She's my daughter.

She's my four-legged daughter. You treat her with love and respect as she deserves. You feed her like she belongs to be fed. Literally, it's going to be like six dog accounts canceling me. No, but she deserves a great life, so I feed her like she needs a great life. I love Ruby. 100%. But I think it's time for people's favorite segment.

You know what that is? Pop culture. Paying in-cam. Pop culture. Paying in-cam. people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture pay nincom pop culture pay nincom kim wants to be a fighter so bad i wouldn't mind it it'd be fun i need to train for years though it's too late speaking of fighting my pop culture involves fighting khabib was wrestling bears and he was like nine so was i no you weren't malcolm was a bear wait wait you said it involves fighting yeah my pop culture what What is it? So I Saw I was on my Instagram Explorer page and I saw that there's this new thing. Have you seen it? It's called

I think it's seatbelt jujitsu. Oh my god. I saw that video. It's basically It was such a nice move Basically for the people that don't know what seatbelt jiu-jitsu is, I encourage everybody to go watch it. It's basically two people sitting in a Honda Civic. Right next to each other. One's in the driver's seat. Almost touching shoulders.

One's in the passenger seat and you have your seatbelt on. The countdown goes on. Three, two, one. You got to unfasten and you're playing jiu-jitsu. Playing jiu-jitsu. You're playing jiu-jitsu. You're literally battling inside of a Civic Type R and you're going just at it. It's so impressive. They're in their keys anditsu. You're literally battling inside of a civic type R, and you're going just at it. And it's so impressive.

They're in their keys and everything. They're literally like, three, two. So the move we're talking about, the dude, he goes three, two, one. He literally takes his hand, covers the other dude's buckle, unbuckles himself. Now he's still strapped in, and he already has free range. And he gets on top. And he starts demolishing him. Dude, I'm really starting to get into this restricted fighting. fighting there's telephone booth fighting contest the slap i still don't like

that that's dude since we talked about that i get dms every day stop sending me the slap but i see them in my request to dms stop sending them and people's faces are like inside out yeah oh but uh if we did if we did seatbelt jujitsu who do you think would win seatbelt jujitsu, who do you think would win? Seatbelt Seatbelt jujitsu, I think it'd be a lot more close Real jujitsu I'd win but see how did it? Yeah? Come on live would get humbled plastered anyway. I need to go like this just grab her head and be like So honestly can't real jujitsu me seatbelt. No no real jiu-jitsu

I know your response is gonna be is gonna be stupid real jiu-jitsu if we had the same amount of Cardio no, we don't know. Oh, I knew you're gonna say a dumb shit. So if you were different I'm saying a what-if scenario, okay, and we had the same amount of cardio Honestly, can't put it on Rubyy janelle meredith gray's kennedy's life who would win in jujitsu i'm still picking me fight you real look there's rules everything jujitsu i'm gonna go me because you as soon as you panic you're gonna either grab my scrotum or you're gonna choke me out and that right there that i'm not saying that's a wrong move by all means. It's not legal, though.

So in a street fight, you got me. Street fight. If we have same cardio, you win. Okay. I'll give it to you. But if we think about it, the times we have sparred in a living room. Are you about to lie? Are you about to lie?

Cameron? Oh, my God. You literally swallowed, which means you're thinking about lying. No, I just have so much saliva in my mouth. I have a wet mouth. You know about it. So, whenever... Dude, there's going to be a whole account based on this theory.

On my wet mouth? No, on this love thing we have. We do. I mean, I love you, and you love me, but... A lot. All these jokes is going to be... It's not a joke. Okay.

Exhibit 44. So so whenever we we've sparred before right in the living rooms of different places my place your place your mom's place in the first 34 seconds i have literally made you look like a little ass boy that is that is so far from the truth you can say you were in control. You can say you held your own. I literally could have grabbed you and thrown spit in your face. You haven't never even been on complete dominant full mount on top of me. Because I don't know that move yet.

But in the positions that I have had, that doesn't mean I'm not winning because I don't know one move. The only time either one of us has made someone look like a little boy. When I gave up because I was tired. Or you gave up. Or I was in utter dominance. move the old the only time either one of us has made someone look like a little boy when i gave up because i was tired you gave up and you knew i was in utter dominance i literally could have had elbows from hell just just oh just no because you have this thing in your mind when you said you needed to feel that that that success i told you bro i'm tired when we were even i said i'm tired no shut up i said i'm giving up and you're like oh my god he's giving up and you literally Success. I told you, bro, I'm tired. When we were even, I said, I'm tired. No. Shut up. I said, I'm giving up.

And you're like, oh my God, he's giving up. And you literally got on top of me, right? I was like this. And then you got on top. Cam, I wasn't like this, dog. My legs were in the air. No. My shit wasn't breathing.

No. Cam. No. How were my legs? They were flat on the ground like a moron. Okay, so I was like this, right? And so Cam was on top of me. That's pretty impressive.

No, I literally was on top of you in full mount at first. Because what did I say before that? Chest to chest, nodding, allowing you to breathe. And then, then, you had not said you'd given up. Absolutely not. I didn't say, bro, I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm giving up.

No, you said, I'm tired. And then I gave up, obviously. Whose fault is that? And then you said, oh, so now I've been losing this whole time, and I want to feel good. Oh. I'm giving up. No, you said I'm tired. And then I gave up, obviously. Whose fault is that? And then you said, oh, so now I've been losing this whole time and I want to feel good. Oh, I was losing the whole time? Yes. I was losing the whole time. How the hell was I on top of you?

Because I... I was on top of you before you said I give up. So explain that. Because I gave up. I gave up. It wouldn't be pressing you so much if you knew the truth. Because I hate liars. And you're a liar.

Because you're lying. You've had too much pride with... You're going to take the watch off. For the audio listeners. Absolutely not. No. It's going to be too long. It's super high.

They're going to hear us breathing hard. Stop those. Get away. Come on, dog. Get with Chael Sonnen. I can't let you get too close. I think this was a fantastic episode. Sounds good.

I think it was, too. My pop culture, we'll just say that was both of ours. We'll just say, yeah, it was fantastic. That was both of ours. We both talked. It was good. All right, guys. Thank you so much for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast.

Cam, tell them what they can expect on Patreon. Or what they've already got on Patreon. Ooh. On Patreon. Let's see. Here in a couple days, later this week week you are going to get the weekend vlog we're not gonna I'm not gonna tease it too much. Just know it's gonna be unbelievable Just know when you see that little notification bell go are you better sprint straight to it cuz it's gonna be hilarious

Talk about what we're doing this weekend. Oh, what are we doing this weekend? You're going to demon come out of you. No, this weekend is going to be fantastic. We're all going out on a little friend's trip to an undisclosed location. The whole You Should Know gang. Yeah, well, technically it's already happened, actually. Oh, yeah. So it's out.

No. No. No. Videos aren't out, but we've already went. We had a fantastic time, and that'll be coming out here in a couple days. So look forward to that. What kind of videos? Just vlogs? Or is it going to be like, we going to do like different things there are you just

are you actually just shooting one video there i don't know it's all up for interpretation but we'll see what it's all already happened and we don't know what it happened but it did happen it's a cabin in the woods spooky funny stuff spooky cabin the whole you should know gang uh it's gonna be fantastic you're gonna see all of that remember if you got the live show shirt, it is on its way. But unfortunately, it is closed. So there's no more of that. We told you. You had a strict seven-day window.

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