You Should Know Podcast - WE TOOK A BATH TOGETHER! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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I want to let you know something my face is on your garments you are on my garments for the audio listeners you have to go over to youtube but i'm wearing a hippie shirt it has your pelvic region as well on my my screaming face with a patch in my beard yeah the word hippie yeah and then a literal x-ray of some hips. This was given to us by a fan in Philadelphia. In Philadelphia. Yes or no, how much did Philadelphia hate Cam Kidd? Philadelphia had some

beef with me. I don't know what it was. I swear on everything in the middle of the show. We're talking, right? I give Peyton a little friendly, quick, stiff jab, right? Someone in the crowd goes, Hey, f*** you. I said, what? I was like, wow. They love Peyton.

They hate me. They hate the white man. Honestly, well, it's about time the tides have turned. You were like, this is not how it's supposed to be. I said, it's supposed to be reversed. You are honestly getting too comfortable. I called you cross-eyed and black last week. Yeah, you did.

Well, you didn't mean to, but you did. I was meaning to say a crossed agent and black eyes like snake eyes. The thing is is I know you. We know you in here. We know you have a good heart. The world doesn't. There's just going to be, there's one day and I hope it doesn't happen.

There's just going to be clips of you making all these little jokey jokes and then you're going to be called up to that podium and you're going to have to make a speech. And I'm going to say, to hell with what they say well i can have my own opinions i can't i'm just kidding i love peyton olivia selective ever no no no i love everyone i love everyone until you give me a reason not to love you that has nothing to do with he's like you're breaking in my car yeah when i have to lock my car when you walk down the street. All right. No, no, no, no. Okay. Good God.

How are you doing? Okay. Well, good morning to you. Before your fat tongue speaks. You like my fat tongue. Let your fat tongues warm and wet. Hello. Good morning.

Menu's on the table. Anyway. Yes, ma'am. Go ahead and ask me first. I soiled your moment. Ask me it now. You're pissing me off. Is Cam the worst person in the world ishka pickle

ask it who ishka pickles ishka bipples wherever the hell we were supposed to get a philly cheesesteak from we didn't yeah they didn't put cheese on my philly cheesesteak i'm not gonna yeah i was like so it's your fault i got a philly steak it's your fault i'm not gonna lie it's your fault you hit no it's not you hit no it's not yes it is no it's not you hit no added cheese. No added cheese. What does that mean? No added cheese means there was already cheese on there. It means don't add cheese.

No added cheese. But the literal section you clicked at it said select your cheese. And you put no added cheese. But it had every cheese under it. So you didn't choose a singular cheddar. The prerequisite... Provolone. The prerequisite... Pepper Jack.

The prerequisite... Mozzarella. The prerequisite... American. You didn't choose anything. Whiz. The pre... It feels like I put chapstick on the back of my teeth.

Your tongue is fat. And I love it. I'm here for it. The prerequisite... The prerequisite... That was hard. Hard word for it. The prerequisite. The prerequisite. That was hard. Hard word for Elmo. The prerequisite.

Oh, you got to stop. I'll say it for you. Ready, set, go. The prerequisite. I don't know if you said it better. I'm saying it better. You're going, the prerequisite. The prerequisite. Oh, no.

Oh, no. The prerequisite. Oh, no. Stop. Stop. Ready? You go. I cover your second base, and then you go right back to it.

Here we go. Ready, set. We've gone to second go. I cover your second base, and then you go right back to it. Here we go. Ready, set. We've gone to second base. The prerequisite. The prerequisite. That was good. He's saying it wrong. No, I'm not.

You're saying it wrong. The prerequisite. Requisite. The prerequisite. He's messing me up. Am I saying prerequisite? I am like a little boy. You're having a stroke.

I do sound like a little boy. The're having a stroke. I do sound like a little boy. The prerequisite. Dude, man. Man. All right, come on, come on. Lock in. Do you ever have drunk tongue syndrome? What?

Do you ever feel like you got a sloppy tongue? I think when I am blasted off my ass, I can talk better than you're normal sometimes. And I don't mean that in a hard way. What kind of drunk are you? You know what kind of drunk I am. You're not an angry drunk. I'm not,'m very caucasian when it comes to super white i'll stand up in the corner one hand in the pocket other hand just holding that brew holding that mixed drink i'll start talking about your grandparents financials if you want to yeah

and then it just kind of eases off but i also mean that i can hold a lot of liquor before it hits it you you're like so like so Caucasian to the point, like if I didn't know you and I met you drunk, I'd be like, his wallpaper is the Declaration of Independence. His name is Thomas. 100%. Thomas, my background... Nope. Never mind. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Save CJ some work. Yeah, no. So... Nope. So what kind of... I don't want to say it so far. What kind of drunk am I? You are a lovey drunk. I'm a lovey drunk. You are a love maker, love bird. You're bird, feather... I'm't say it sober. What kind of drunk am I? You are a lovey drunk. I'm a lovey drunk. You are a lovemaker, lovebird. You're a bird, feather, father, bird. I'm not a lovemaker. You are a lovemaker when you're drunk.

I want to hug a lot. You touch me. Well, I touch you sober. I'll touch you off the wake up. You touch me more when you're drunk. Good morning to you. You say, bend that ass over, hands on your knees. Now shake that ass for payda.

You shake that ass for pay to you. Shake that ass for me. That's what you say when you're drunk. Oh my God. You take a sip right before you go. Hands on your knees. Shake that ass for pay to, and I'm sitting there. I'm just kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No. Oh my God. Yes or no is the best soul in the room. Whenever we're drunk. Ruby. Yes or no. Oh. No. Oh my God. Yes or no is the best soul in the room whenever we're drunk, Ruby. Yes or no? Oh my God.

Oh my God. Ruby is like a beam of light. Her chest starts to smell better. Her eyes are... I don't smell your dog's breasts. I said chest. Where's her breasts? Her nipples are down there.

Does she have nipples? She has eight of them. I don't think Ruby has nipples. I think motherhood would be a bitch for Ruby. She is small. It would be her last day. Oh, yeah. God bless her soul.

Did you ever see Ruby's mom? She had one. She did have... She wasn't spawned. Someone didn't spend five gold and just pop her out. It wouldn't surprise me she was made in a laboratory. Dexter's. She's like...

Basically, when Liv went to go pick her up, this cute little chawini turned the corner. Yes, man. She's like, oh my god, that's her. And the dog person was like, no, no, no, that's the mom. Come here, Sasha. That was Ruby's name before. It sounds like a stripper. No offense to any Sashas in the world, but when you know my dog and what she does,

and then couple up the name Sasha. I know some good Sashas. I've never met a bad Sasha in my life. Stop winking. Good morning to you. I've never left a Sasha. Stop. And been like, regret that one. No winking. Good morning to you. I've never left a Sasha. Regret that one. No, too much? Okay, sorry.

I was talking about a friendly hangout. Y'all are so dirty. I just said I've met Sasha. No, you can't talk. It's a hard day, guys. Hey, 118's gonna be a bitch. It's a hard day. We are oh, day, guys. Hey, 118 is going to be a bitch. It's a hard day.

We are, oh, jet lag. Oh, boy. He cannot speak. Anyway, Sasha at the time turns the corner about that big. And Liv was like, oh, my God, she's so cute. She had nipples then. Very small, though. Ruby.

Now as a grown woman, Ruby, yes. Her nipples go down. That's where they are. That's where my dog's nipples are. First time I met Ruby, I said, that might be the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. She looked like every time you saw her for her first year of life, it looks like she just fell out. Like she was just born. Her eyes were always a little squinted.

For some reason, she was wet often. I don't know what it was. That might have been a... I don't know what it was. Every time I saw her whenever she was first around in life, first came to the earth and said greetings, I said, that's not supposed to happen. Yeah, that is a malfunction on somebody's part.

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book today on booking.com do you like me when i'm drunk i do like you you like me more when i'm drunk or i'm sober i'd say almost obviously i love you when you're sober but there's never there's never times where you're annoying when you're drunk some people can get annoying yeah yeah you when you get drunk, it's like your, your walls go down. Yes. The bridge goes over the moat. People are allowed into.

Goes over where? The moat. That is the moat. What's a moat? That's a thing, correct? What's a moat? A moat around a castle.

Is that a biblical term? Well, there's water. There used to be waters around castles and cities and stuff in the moat. Something about castles doesn't sit right with me. It would keep. Something about castles. I've always been me. It would keep... Something about castles... I've always been like, are we being serious?

Castles are a real thing. There's still castles now. Did they have to pay property taxes on those? I don't even know if taxes... I would assume taxes involved in the thing. No taxation before representation. Hello. Castle and moats, bridges and goats.

There's water around the castle. She had a strong head. What? She had a real strong scalp. Who's the around she had a strong head what she had a real strong scalp who's the one that had the hair who the hell are you talking about the one in the castle Rapunzel sure the ginger one climb abroad's hair stop and we're back already okay yeah sorry about that guys would you climb 30 to 45 maybe 100 feet of hair just to get a smell of that rapunzel i feel like you belong in prison if you would do all that

i feel like you could have taken the stairs god let us not even try to imagine you in those times. You would be fucking insane in those times. How? You'd have a little coin sack. Your shirts would have like holes in it and you'd just be running around. But then all of a sudden, someone, some princess would just gaze upon you, right? Oh God, I love a good gaze. You'd be like this.

She's up there, right? So this is before braces. I love a good gaze and And you'd literally be like this. She's up there, right? So this is before braces and everything. I love a good gaze and the gaze. So you would turn, you'd be like... And she'd look, you'd be like, he's quite strange, but something about him is making my pheromones just go. And then you'd start crawling and shit.

You'd climb up towers. So you'd be a creep back then. You'd probably be... You'd probably be a... If you were clean... Yes. Back then, you'd be royalty. Was anybody clean back then, though? They didn't have baths. If you were clean Yes Back then You'd be royalty Was anybody clean back then though?

They didn't have baths If you were clean Yes they All bath is water I feel like I feel like the shower was invented Shower yeah They had baths

Baths don't clean you They literally would get buckets of water Heat them up They You'd heat up the bucket or the water? The bucket which heated up the water So you're sitting in a hot bucket You're not sitting in the bucket.

That's a bath. I didn't say they'd get, you know, a bucket is the bucket. A bath is big. They'd fetch water. Why didn't they just heat up the water? Okay. Because the heat, the fire, they're not going to put you over a damn bath over a flame. They're just going to heat up the water.

Your servants could pour it on you. You could sponge it out, rag it out. I would have been the servant. I don't think I would have been. No, you wouldn't. You could have been royalty. If you were this tall back then, first off, that's like plus 10,000 aura in itself. Oh, my God.

I'd have had them. Then if you have the beard and a tail, oh, my God. I don't think my tooth enamel is where it's supposed to be. What? Right now? As I'm sitting here, it feels like something's falling out. Tail? Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't think my tooth enamel is where it's supposed to be. What? Right now? As I'm sitting here, it feels like something's falling out. Like, every time I, like, do that, I feel like I'm losing something.

Wait, wait, wait. No, wait, wait. Wait, look at me. I think your gum's inflamed. I think it is. Wait, on that side. I think it is. I'm not kidding.

I'm in pain. I'm starting to get headaches. Oh, my God. No, pain, pain. No, I need to go somewhere. No, it pain. I'm starting to get headaches. Oh, my goodness. No, Peyton, Peyton. No, I need to go somewhere. No, it's like the lips. It's like going in. It's like this. It's like you're chewing.

Are you chewing on it? It's the nervous twitch. Don't be nervous. I wake up with a lot of blood in my mouth. You do. Your breath in the morning is that of colonial people. George Washington. We talk about this a lot

on a plane my breath it is i don't know what it is it is sick bro and and the amount that you sleep on planes is remarkable first off i don't understand it you can sleep like the entire flight yeah without any you don't have a neck pillow you didn't have music playing that's that's borderline like sociopath i'm raw dog in the skyline dog in a three-hour flight like this and you just go you're just asleep i watched a whole movie yeah and i turned to look you were still knocked out yeah oh my god but then you woke up and your hair was shit because you were leaning on the thing it looked it looked like you got like struck by like an ax you still survived and the worst part is like either the

flight attendant wants to talk to me oh my, my God, what was her name? She was so nice. No, not her. The one on the way to D.C. Jen. Jen? Good God. Jen from United Airlines.

Jen, if you're seeing this. Jen from United Airlines. Stop. She handed me extra food. I got a whole cheese and fruit tray. They were great. What is her name? She was so nice.

Never got it. She was the boyfriend. Yeah. And she's going to send shoes. I got it because I was awake. You were dead. I was deceased. You were great. What is her name? She was so nice. Never got it. She was the boyfriend. Yeah. And she's going to send shoes. I got it because I was awake. You were dead. I was deceased. You were dead on the window seat.

Can I say something about us? I think we're becoming less of friends. What? I don't think we're supposed to be anymore. That's not true. I think we're... That's internal. No, I think it's a you thing.

You're wearing my face on your chest. Because it's not a me thing. Your Robert Downey Jr. is me right now. Look at how much I have to overcompensate to feel like we're still where we used to be. That's internal. I miss 2018. 2018 needs to rot. No, I'm saying if we go back to 2018, no.

No, where we were, friendship-wise. Incorrect. We were a good place. We were a very good place. The best place. None of this. No, no, I'm talking about just friendship-wise. Take where our friendship was 2018 and bring it here.

You're starting to branch off. No, I i'm not i think you're starting to look you you have wondering eyes i'm like i'm like oh i got you it's like it's like you used to depend on me a lot okay for fellowship hey that's the word i depended on you. Let's break that down. I think it's your wife. It's not my wife. I have a wife. I think you're starting to love her a little more. Yes, I should. But not just my wife. Get it.

Great. Sure. Wife one. That's the problem. No. Wife one. Wife always one. Two.

Ruby. Three. You love that hound that's going gonna be gone in 2 and a half years What do you think her life expectancy is? She seizes when she sees me That's not right No She turns into origami when she shits

It's not right Wife 1, family 2 You 3 Ruby like 4 We've filmed every week for like hundreds of weeks hundred weeks we're at 118 that's a lot of time that's a lot of film yeah we can go back and i'm pretty sure you've made that list before and i was higher up on it you're three do you want to be do you think you deserve to be higher than my am i higher than your family than your brother and

your mom and dad am i higher than than them? If you say yes, if you say yes, you have problems. Now, no. Okay. Now, no. I was in 2018. You loved me more than your mom in 2018. Whoop his ass. If there was somebody with a gun, and they were like... No, that's sick. No, I do

feel like you're losing love for me, and it's starting to affect my... Oh, my God. It's starting to affect my mental health. Oh, my God. It's starting to affect my mental health. Then, first off, just open up, buddy. But you're not there anymore. I am a call, a drive, anything away.

No. First off, you never pull up. And you put time stamps on our calls now. No, I don't. You're like, I got to go watch. No, I don't. You're boosting this. You don't even like Bridgerton.

I love Bridgerton. You have to. That's a good show. No, because I'll call you, and I want to talk. I want to vent. But you don't. like Bridgerton. I love Bridgerton. You have to. That's a good show. No, because I'll call you, and I want to talk. I want to vent. But you don't. Oh, my God. Because you're not there for me anymore.

No, I'm not. You call. You say one thing. You start blowing me kisses, tongue punching my fart box through the face. And you used to open up. You used to show me that little blue knot. And I used to call it names. I used to be like, look at Janet.

All you do now on the phone is you make monkey noises at me. That's you. I'm going to go to jail one day. It's going to be 85% your fault. 15% mess ups on my words, 85% conviction from you. We call, I will be on the phone forever. That's not true, Cam. When it hits a dead point.

CJ's agreeing. When it hits a dead point. There used to never be a dead point. You used to want to talk to me. You used to want to talk to me. You don't want to talk to me anymore. If I am doing something. First off, you know. Because first off, y'all used to say I would be the one that would just linger on the phone.

Exactly. And you don't want to anymore. So because you used to make fun of me for lingering. Now that I don't linger, you're making fun of me for not lingering. We make fun of each other. That's what we do. I love you. No, you don't.

No, you don't. You disdain me. No. You use me. I use you. You use me i love you no you don't you know you don't you use me no you use me i use you use me you're like i don't know but you do you for like you you're like a toxic girlfriend you want me to be there but you don't want to treat me right are you what i am gonna find somebody and then you're gonna see me on dates movies i'm gonna oh my god oh my god let there be another marvel movie come out let there be be anything that we used to share close to each other.

And you're going to be like, Peyton, I want to go with you. And I'm not going to be there anymore. Literally the second to last movie you went to go see was with me. That's not true. That's very true. What was it?

You can't say the first. Planet of the Apes? Yes. That was two movies ago. No, it wasn't. I saw Fall Guys. With? Yes. That was two movies ago. No, it wasn't. I saw Fall Guys. With? CJ.

Yep. And before that was what? Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. With us. I didn't go with you. I went with CJ and Ryan. And you came because we didn't actually want you there. Because you're not fun to be around anymore.

I'm so fun to be around. No, you're not. He's different, isn't he? He's changed. Thank you. He's changed. Bro, how am I changing i changing dude you're just not as friendly anymore you're just not as open and inviting you you put times on us now i do not you're like god it's not time it's okay i want to get off the phone because i was doing something or watching something and now i'm a bad guy yeah you're smiling because you know it's true it's okay no i'm smiling because it's stupid it's

okay i love you i want you around i love you more than's true. It's okay. No, I'm smiling because it's stupid. It's okay. I love you. I want you around. I love you more than you love me. Okay, let's go on a trip together, me and you. Okay. It's not going to happen, is it? Can I bring my wife? It's my wife! That's fine! Okay. We've been on trips together. We went to LA. That's when we were friends.

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Or scan the QR code that's on the screen to get a free gift with your order today. The link is in the description below. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Alright, to end that, I love you, you love me, I don't want to hear that bullshit again. Words mean nothing, action means words. You're literally coming to my house tonight. Okay, I'm coming to see your dog, anyway.

Oh my god, so you love my dog more than me! No, I have to, I have to. What's your sun, moon, and rising sign? What's your sun, moon, and rising sign? What's your sun, moon, and rising sign? What is that? What's your sun? You don't know. I'm not into astrologies.

You're not into astrologies. Your sun sign represents your ego and motivation. Oh, it's hot. You go, it's funny. It is a bright day. You go, it is 112. My pride is up. Your sun sign represents your egos and motivations.

Your moon sign governs your emotional natures. Dark. Dark and cloudy. So much moonlight. You go, it's sunny as shit in the day. It is dark at night and your rising sign speaks to the energy that you put out in the world smelling you don't know any of is this a multiple choice

they're like oh thank you do you know what you want to do a test it's like a waxing way a waxing whibbis of women what is it a gibbous gibbous gibby women you want to do a test sure let's test it i need to take a test well speaking of the test what this sped out for me and hopefully you so you have no you have no clue what you are i don't know what's happening your first sign is an aquarius it is said you are to be intellectual creative independent and inspired do you agree with that i agree with that can't swim though so i don't know about aquariums they can fish they can be social but only when they want to be damn this is good i might believe them now Aquarius is the 11th sign of zodiac in the last air sign so it deals with air related concepts from a broad perspective let's take a break am i am i avatar some say

Aquarians are innovative progressive rebell, rebellious, and humanitarian. You like to give back and rebel. Is that right? Okay. Your moon sign, second one, your moon, right? Okay. It says you're a balanced Libra moon. Am I taking a test or are you telling me something?

I'm telling you and I want to see if you agree with it. Oh, okay. See if it feels yours. Oh, sure. We can throw some questions in there. You said a test. There can be a short prompt. Well, okay. See if it feels yours. Oh, sure. We can throw some questions in there. You said a test. There can be a short prompt. Well, this is the test, but it's...

It's not a test if there's no questions. It's more of a you put in when you're born, and it's going to tell you how you are. All right, good. I don't know about that. Okay. Your emotional ups and downs are rare. Your discernment... That's not true.

I am all over the place. It is like if you take a paintbrush, you go... You don't know what the... Your discernment is usually the magic tick You have ticks Now you have a disease You're typically balanced and at peace with yourself That's not true

That's just not true I'm sorry There's no balance. Frequently being a source of your own comfort. No, God, I need external factors. But you often pleasure yourself in a comforting way. How do I know that? On to the next one.

You are Heather. You resolve internal and external conflicts quickly to maintain your mental balance. Oh, that's a fact. You have a strong balancing effect on your environment and those around you. Yeah. Identifying lack and knowing how to fill the void. No. There's a big void and that bitch has been open.

That void is, that holds galaxies in that void. Last one, based on this, your personality report is you're a bestseller. Author? What the fuck? What is this saying? I'm a cook cook i'm not a cook it's asking me to buy something for 14.95 this shit's a scam doc this is a scam okay can i say something let's hear i just scraped my elbow you're what my elbow okay i can i say something let's hear it do you believe in these i don't because i'm a man of jesus i'm a man of christ but

why are they somewhat accurate it scares me right it does i've had a first date with girls okay the first question has been when were you born and i tell them february 16th 99 god bless you hello and then they say what time and i said really wasn't there they're like what time you know the doctor's really wasn't there. They're like, what time? You know the doctor's name? I'm like, what the fuck? And then so they tell me, what is your moon? And I said, thought there was only one. Are we on Tatooine? Don't really know.

Dark Vader, the fox behind you. I'm sorry. And so whenever they start breaking me down like this, I'm like, I'm a omen beating. I'm a omen. I think these are very broad. But. And then they give me rocks to touch.

She's like, touch this amethyst. It'll open up your toes. What are you saying to me right now? My shoes are tight. And I go along with it because if this is what will help me. Hey, I'm trying to find the last one. We're going to find your thing. We're going to find your thing.

My moons? We're going to find your rising. What is a moon? We're going to find your rising. But what does that mean? It's the moon rising. There's a sun, moon, and rising sign. You got all three, I hope.

Yeah, tell me about my sun. I need to know my sun. No, you already got the sun. Okay. We already got your sun and moon. Hot sun, cold cold moon you're a creepy guy here we go last one your rising sign claims to be a sagittarius say that with me one two three sagittarius there we go people have sagittarius rising are full of energetic enthusiasm

they love freedom and have a cheerful disposition they are candidly honest, witty, generous, and flexible. I have no flexibility. You are as stiff as a board. You are so stiff. How do I know that? Again, you try to bid me like a pretzel. They are hilarious and lighthearted. They love traveling and look for new adventures. Don't like traveling.

Also, they have a natural ability for sports. They are spiritually or philosophically oriented. I am. However, they love food, drink, entertainment, and animals. Don't like food, animals scare me. Entertainment's here or there. Last one. They can feel,

they can excel in education, art, music. On the negative side, they can be rude, ding, ding, ding, self-indulgent, depends on the day, impulsive, and opinionated.

They are blessed with a tremendous amount of energy and great teeth. That's a f***ing lie! There it is! He's not a... I honestly... I swear to God it says that too. I honestly have good teeth

for how I take care of them. But dog, that's not a good sentence. Do better. Do you brush once or twice a day? Do you brush once or twice every other day? I've been... Let me... Can I be vulnerable and honest to the boardroom here?

Oh, my God. The whole time we were in D.C. and Philly, how long was that trip? I was going to call you out. This... He asked me on the first day, hey, I didn't bring my toothpaste. Can I use yours? I said, I left mine with Liv. She gets on the flight tomorrow, so I'm going to go get the boys' toothpaste. But then it dialed in with me.

I said, wait a second. I went to their room and brushed my teeth. He never showed up. And I just went and I looked at him because I was like, we were traveling, I went to their room and brushed my teeth. He never showed up. And I just went and I looked at him because I was like, we were traveling, getting in and out of Ubers, going different places, sound checks. But then it dawned on me late at night after the first show, I said, OK, I still don't think you brushed your teeth yesterday. But we just performed and I haven't seen him in their room. And I know he didn't bring toothpaste.

Did you brush your teeth, you sick, gremlin, naughty? Oh, what? I said naughty, gnarly mouth, boy, black. Just kidding. I'm kidding. Sorry, TJ. No, okay. I didn't. No, you're on the stand. I didn't brush my teeth the whole trip. I didn't. I'm kidding. Sorry. No, okay. I didn't. No, you're on the stand.

I didn't brush my teeth. The whole trip. I didn't. I didn't. I still haven't since. I still haven't. I swear to God, I still haven't. Let me explain myself, right?

This isn't the first century. You have a toothbrush. I didn't. Every store has toothpaste. I didn't have a toothbrush. So that's the thing. I asked, when I got there, I realized I didn't, when we got to D.C., I realized, oh, I didn't Every store has toothpaste I didn't have a toothbrush So that's the thing I asked When I got there I realized

I didn't When we got to DC I realized Oh I didn't bring toothpaste I asked you to get the toothpaste As you were gone I went to the bathroom My toiletry bag

And I normally have A travel toothbrush Little bitty Travel toothbrush It's like me When it's cold Little bitty So I went

And I went to my toiletry bag To grab it No I was searching Ball deodorants in there deodorant cologne hair stuff i didn't have a toothbrush you have three different forms of deodorant yes but you don't have something for your mouth and our whole gig is speaking our literal job there was so much fucking spit in your mouth just now it was white it was white and stringy sometimes it feels like there's much fucking spit in your mouth just now it was white it was white

and stringy sometimes it feels like there's hydrogen peroxide in my mouth dog you might could use some i'm not gonna at this point it'll probably it'll probably kill a couple things yeah i know i will brush my teeth when i get home after recording today we just got home yesterday yesterday at like 2 30 i just realized my shorts are so short My whole ass cheek is out this is bad nobody wants to see that you You said something when you were reading my amethyst You said something right You said something in it. Oh, my God. I can taste blood again.

Oh. You said something when you were reading my astrology chart. Mm-hmm. No, right? The You Should Know Podcast. This episode of The You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Kleenex Ultra Soft Tissues, your ally to help tackle your allergy symptoms this season. Uncle P, I'm not sure if you've noticed, man, but it is definitely allergy season.

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Anthropology. Expensive store. That's where they sell couches. No. No, wrong store. Anthropology is closed for women. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Bracelets, necklaces, sandals, zapatos, dresses. Zapatos. That's some jeans. Those are sandals. Chonkles. Chonkles. Chonkles. Zapato is shoes.

Me gusta el pollo y las albóndigas. Me amo y te peten. No, you remember, that was gross as f***. You remember Pierce? He's like, dude, I totally know Spanish. I said, say, my name's Pierce. He said, yo soy. He was talking normally.

He was like, yeah, I did. He said, yo soy Pierce. I said, that's not even right, but all right. You said that I like animals. I don't. Exactly. And I was thinking, right? You were hit with a double lie at the end.

Good teeth like animals. Both wrong. I have a question that I've been thinking about, and I want to bring it to you. This is frightening. Open your mind up. Okay, I'm going to open my mind. You swallow. I keep seeing the spit i'm not even i'm not saying this for anything it is like okay you know you you know fishes right here we

go here we go apparently they are animals they are there's no apparently come to find out the jury came back with their decision non-guilty yes here we go they say fishes breathe underwater right correct through gills correct the whole gill thing to me that's there we breathe above we have lungs protected we bring in the air let it out i think gills are bullshit what do you mean you think a gill is bullshit it doesn't make too much sense to me. So then why, okay, but then why does a fish, how can it live underwater? And that's where I'm having my problem. Okay, let's break down a gill real quick. I think you're in the Illuminati.

I think, I think you're in the Illuminati. Because there's so many things you're trying to disprove. It's almost like you're trying to keep something even deeper away from us. No, I'm trying to figure some things out. You don't fish on animals. Pretzzels or chips gills don't work you know the whole time you're in a cabal every night when you go home you put on a robe you have a cauldron under your room that's why he's not allowed in your room you have a cauldron in there you have the wicked book of the death i don't know but you're starting to creep me out okay let's think about it right we can't under we they breathe

underwater because i got cuts in their throat. That don't make too much sense to me. We're... Okay. We... Listen to me, talk first, and then you go. ...are not fish. I get that. Fish are not Hermans.

I get it. We breathe above water. They breathe below water. We have schools above. They have schools below. I didn't know they took algebra i didn't know that first of all they take survival three that's what that's their class okay so you're saying they got cuts in their throat and there's water going in in there wouldn't they just explode

at that point because they where does it go after that is the water gunpowder what do you mean would they explode you fill yourself up with too much anything. It's a filtration system. Where does it come out? That's like you saying, if someone could just take a big enough breath, are they just going to bust open like a can of cinnamon rolls? No. Okay, you, listen. We breathe air, right?

Yeah. Put too much air in my mouth. Put a tube of air in my mouth, right? And I, I'm exploding. Okay, you're not a balloon exactly neither are they so if you put so explain to me how does a gill work then there's water coming into the gill right okay i am not a marine biologist let's start there how do you accept it however because it's a fish and every one of them lives underwater i mean you question shit

that's clear i'm explaining how how does it happen it's probably an oxidation system that's a big ass word and i'm not sure if it's a real one yes it is there's an oxidation system there's telekinesis are you drunk there's an oxidation system telekinesis everness is from the gills brings okay explain it explain it water goes in water first off the gill opens up for the water it's like it's like a water fence does water contain oxygen go not sure 100 yes it's h2o that's what the o is two hydrogens one oxygen so i'm assuming right regular guy seen fish all of my existence never questioned that's bullshit i think they're fake i'm assuming the water comes in yeah something cool happens they keep oxygen and they just keep swimming okay go about their day where does the

water go it goes out of where they are they're surrounded by it okay yeah have you ever seen whales try to eat some shit do whales have gills they oh they have like mops or like brunt cones holy shit whales whales are whales fish whales have a blowhole are whales fish yes do they have gills no so there's different fish holy shit you just figured that out did you have a beluga whale in your fish tank when you were young you had a turtle and a great white yeah there, there's different fish. Goldfish, guppies, barracuda, piranhas, whales, dolphins, and sharks. I'm asking everything in between. I'm asking good questions and you're not listening to me. Some have blowholes.

It's like an ass on the top of their back. They got a back ass. They come up and they go. They got a neck ass. Get some air and go back down. They could probably get drunk as a skunk. If a human was a sick bastard one day, just pop the Corona right in that bowl. That fish is going to be like, oh, just going crazy.

Listen to me, though. Slow down. You speed up. Fish, right? What's the name of fish? I'm going to close my eyes. Name of fish. A bass.

A bass. So we got a bass in the ocean, right? Bass in the ocean. They got gills. We got bass in the ocean. They got gills. We got bass in the ocean. They got gills, right? They're taking in water. Not sure what happens after that.

Sure. Whales, they got gills on the head. I think they have a blowhole on the back. They got a blowhole on their back, takes in water. I actually don't know. Whales might just come up and go, go back down. Okay, dolphins. Dolphins blow.

Dolphins are big. So they can breathe under where do they sleep i think they just sleep like this isn't that kind of terrifying holy shit no whales and dolphins have to sleep on earth above water i don't think so they have to i don't think so yes they do no i don't think because they have to come up for air i think it's like a hybrid like a small hibernation process they would drown they take like one big gulp of air no that's why dolphins't think so. Because they have to come up for air. I think it's like a small hibernation process. They would drown. They take like one big gulp of air and then they go to sleep. No, that's why dolphins go up and down because they have to get air. Yeah. So you can't sleep for eight hours a day underwater if you need to come up for air.

But they're not going to stay out of the water because they need to be in the water. No, they can breathe oxygen. Oh, you see dolphins in backyards on a leash behind a fence? People domesticate dolphins. Or just sitting there. Where do dolphins and whales sleep? In the water. They can't.

No, they can't. Bro. That's literally like saying, we need water to survive. We need food. How the hell do we sleep? Because we don't have food when we sleep. I think they can do the same thing. You think?

I know they can't. Name two dolphins you've ever met. Dolphin tried to hunt me one time at SeaWorld. I got called up for the thing, and that was a horny dolphin. You think dolphins can be horny, but you don't think they can sleep at night. They can sleep at night on land. What is there?

Just rocks everywhere for them? Little buildings? Holy shit, Cam. Fish hotels? Cam, are you being stupid? There's dolphins out in the middle of the ocean. They have places to go. A hotel?

Where are they going? Islands. Island oceans. No, the little bobs in the middle of the ocean. I should get you a telescope, a couple scrolls, and a couple assistants. And you should just go. You're not trying to further the conversation. You're trying to knock me down.

Listen to what I'm saying. Some shit just doesn't make sense. Fish? To you! Fish? I get it. Bass. They can sleep underwater because they just need their gills to open up and close up.

I get it. No! Talk to me. They need their gills to open and close up. Whales and dolphins need air, Cam. I agree. And you're saying they just sleep underwater. What do you know?

This is kind of weird, though. How do dolphins sleep? They enter a state of unihispheric slow wave sleep. Also known as the USWS. They have an organization they have to sign into to go to bed. They have a sleep union. In which they close one eye, keep the other eyes shut down halfway no they oh they close one eye keep one open and shut down half of their brain at a time dolphins are freaks dolphins are insane the other half of the brain

stays awake and alert holy shit that's lit so yes they're underwater but they're had they're halfway there half they put the left side down to sleep get some rest right side's just on on guard and then the next night they probably switch holy shit could you imagine i don't think that's true you imagine we slept like this and we're just sitting there like half of us getting rest we're like just on alert that'd be sick wait that's what it says. Don't get mad at me. I'm not too much understanding here. Dolphins periodically alternate which half of the brain is sleeping.

Are dolphins better than humans? Are dolphins the real chosen race? Whoa! Not race. No. What am I? Help me. Species.

Species. I'm not believing in fish gills. I'm not believing in the UWSS. I? Help me. Species. Species. I'm not believing in fish gills. I'm not believing in the UWSS. I don't care. They got to get on a submarine. Oh, my God. They have a fish hotel. They do.

I told you. They follow the... That's why they follow boats and people. And they want to go to the hotel. Because when it's time to sleep, they go, hey, you got a room? I've always said dolphins are the P. Diddy's of the ocean. They are nasty creatures. You can keep it. The You Should Know Podcast.

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I love you. I love you too. Speaking of nasty creatures. Hello. When we were in D.C., right? Yes. We went to a sports bar to watch the mavericks game oh yes we did okay it's cool sports bar food kind of shit not gonna

lie to you environment fun that was a great place i liked it my pizza was fantastic the burger we had at the other place in philly 10 times better burger in philly 10 times better. Anyway, speaking of creatures, we are watching the NBA Finals in every other TV. There was some f***ing like ESPN8, the Ocho Entertainment on. Did you see all those sports? No. Don't tell... Oh my god! Oh, the crazy ass sports!

There was one, it was like a human mountain. There was like, it was 30 on 30 men and there was one guy sitting on his butt on the top of a pole. They all had helmets on. They're throwing right hooks. That sport ends. The next one was who can pull better. Guys sitting down pulling rods. The next one was

a cheese wheel down the hill. Did you see the one that was the wife carrying race? The wife carrying race. They're dipping their broads in mud. And then the next one was an ear string contest. Yeah. They put string on ear and see you could pull what channel is that okay if you could create a weird sport what would it be i oh shit yeah if i could create a weird sport what would it be mine i'm a good i'm a fan of

relays i love a good relay put the brain under some some circumstance i it'd be an extreme sport it would have water and land okay It'd be some sort of relay. And there'd have to be some external factor. Whether it's intoxication. Whether it's like you spin your head on a baseball bat. Basically, how well can you complete something in different terrains while you're not all there? That would be my sport. Mine would be the great smell.

It would be the great smell. Basically what you do is there's a line of shit that stinks and you each each one you start with the the least smelly one you see and you gotta sniff that john right oh no it's like hot ones for your nose no no no no no when you originally said it i thought it was contestants come in as stinky as they can be. And whoever solicits the best reaction wins that night's prize. Because you could sign up if you had a messed up nose, right? Deviated septum. Something's not working.

You could be right on some horse shit and not smell it. You can go, oh, it's true. On to the next. But imagine. You sign up. You have a week to get as nasty as you can and then you show up in front of a hundred people and whoever can make most people gag yeah wins i would be the michael phelps with a great smell you could get some funding in there you'd oh my god you'd have sponsors i'd have to be i'd be gabby douglas they'd have to change the rules for me you would have a jersey with 40 different sponsors because they believe in you so much you'd be like and it literally goes you need a doctor

i'm sweating a lot honestly i'm sweating a lot during the dc show i looked at you and i almost took a break in the show and said go change would you believe me if i said that shirt is still wet you haven't watched it yet no and you call me nasty i took it shirt is still wet? You haven't washed it yet? No. And you call me nasty? I took it out of my bag, threw it in the dirty clothes. It's still wet. Oh, my God. And we went to, there's going to be a whole live show recap. At the Philly show, our stage was infiltrated with bugs.

Oh, my God. There is a bug. There's a small dragon on the stage. That one bitch was big. Big as hell. You could easily flick it, but I was like, we're performing, like I can't, and I'm watching.

It was following me, but then I had a, the great smell, season one winner. It was following him. Non-humans are like, damn, that's good. They're just flying around

you waiting to bite. Yeah. They come to me and they're like, smells too good. But I've been, I've been tracked by mosquitoes recently, right?

And I have a question about mosquitoes. What? Time out. What does that mean you've been tracked by? recently, right? And I have a question about mosquitoes. What? Time out. What does that mean you've been tracked by? I think I'm on an app. I'm on a mosquito app. They're going back and writing on a clipboard. They're like, this bastard's good.

I'm a lottery pick for the mosquito draft. They're like, we need him. We could start the second Ebola with him. Second what? Ebola? Ebola. Ebola. second what ebola ebola ebola you remember when ebola was a big concern in the school system hit right up the street from us really the one the guy the guy that came over to the united states patient zero in the united states was literally in frisco that's crazy in frisco i remember this girl she got lice right and then And then she got over lice.

She came back to school and she had the swine flu. She's all right. But we were like, she should get put down. At that point, she's a concern to us. Send her to boarding school. She does not need to be in this class. She does not need to be with Ms. Winkler. You know I had the swine flu?

Swear to God. You are a piggly bitch. A piggly bitch. I swear to God I had it though. I couldn't leave my room for four days. How do you get the swine flu? I have no clue. You were out there fucking with some pigs, weren't you?

Stop it. Oink. I'm kidding. Stop. Stop. My grandma loved pigs and she's dead now. It's a fun fact. Betterhelp.com. Oh yeah, I know I'm alright. It's a fun fact. Betterhelp.com.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm all right. It's okay. Bring it in. So the mosquito's tracking you on their app. She had cancer. What? It's my grandma. How are you going to be offended?

That's how I get over things. Laughter. Laughter is often a coping mechanism. Fun fact. Last time I saw her. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. It's literally the last

conversation we had i'm gonna get sad you look deranged and i'm trying to remain i love my grandma okay watch what you say okay it was the last combo we had and she was there in the bed and i was like oh this is tough to watch she could talk still and we had the lights on in her room right and i gave her a hug. And I knew this is it. This is the last time I'm seeing Meemaw, right? Oh, Meemaw, I love you. And then I go, oh, you want me to cut the light out before we go?

And she goes, I wish God would cut the light out on me. And I said, that's how I want you to go out. Solid woman there. CJ's not having fun. CJ hates this. What? It's my grandma yeah that's good that's a good woman strong woman and then whenever we went to her funeral it was a bunch of old white people i never met and they were like i'm so sorry and i was like yeah i was like i don't know you that was me my that was me my grandpa's funeral oh boy i was crying big time toughen up no i was

crying big time at my grandpa's funeral i didnen up. No, I was crying big time at my grandpa's funeral. I didn't cry. I don't cry when I'm supposed to. I have like an off-center cry. Like, I'll be like at the funeral, I'm like, I'm not crying. I'm sad, but I'm not crying. Then I'll be making a f***ing PB&J and I lose it. Like the microwave beeps and I'm like, f***. It's the fact you said you don't cry when you're supposed to.

Yeah. It's like your timers. It's like your timer for crying is on Eastern standard. Yeah. But you're living in Pacific. And it's like, it's just not. People are looking at me to cry. And I'm like, you're not going to get that satisfaction. But mosquitoes, right?

Do mosquitoes wake up and they're like, I'm a mosquito. Do they have that cognitive reasoning you need help oh no for sure you are all over the place but to answer i'd say no i think mosquitoes only know mosquitoes they go to work they go to school they hang out and they live a mosquito life that's crazy to me i don't think they wake up like i think the closest elephants and monkeys elephants are brilliant beautiful are they though they can hear someone coming from two miles away at the bottom of their feet okay they go warriors two miles left don't you think tribe they wouldn't get so clapped by

trophy hunters if that were a fact? Well, we have capabilities to snipe from far away, and we sit there. From two miles? I mean, yeah, maybe not Chris Kyle. But I'm saying, like, they could pull up at 8 a.m., and they just hold their post. The elephants come in. They haven't moved at all. You don't think somebody's moving for eight hours?

You clearly don't know what hunting is. Do you understand that? Cam, are you a little dumb? Have you ever hunted, CJ? Be honest. I don't know what hunting is. Do you understand that? Cam, are you a little dumb? Have you ever hunted, CJ? Be honest. I don't believe in hunting. It's a little weird to me. People go in deer stands, and they will sit there all day long.

Cam. Just to shoot a deer. Not moving for eight hours. Peyton, do you not know what hunting is? Cam, I do know. They go in their stands and they literally will have a phone some snacks and their rifle and they will be in that stand from probably 6 a.m to 3 4 i get it p.m i get it being in the same spot for eight hours there is not a human being

on this earth that hunts that will not move for eight hours okay not i'm saying they're not moving location okay i'm saying not they might unzip the pants piss out the side of that takes a lot of movement they might take a beef jerky that takes a lot of movement uh okay yeah so you're like this exactly what i'm saying and so you're saying elephants are these god creatures that can hear something from two miles away it's a movement me and cj watched one paint it's beautiful okay so you're saying elephants are these smart creatures that can hear something from two miles away. It's a movement. Me and CJ watched one paint. It's beautiful. Okay. So you're saying elephants are these smart creatures that can hear stuff from two miles away, but they're still getting hunted?

I didn't say they can hear it. I said they can feel it. Then why are they getting hunted? Peyton, I could tell you there's a guy downstairs and you're still going to get clapped. I'm not an elephant. Exactly. You're a human. And I don't know somebody downstairs with my feet.

Hear me. My feet are a little numb recently. You need to get that checked. Stop eating sugar. Here we go. There can feel it, right? Wavelengths, rumblings in the earth. Goes up there, hits their little tummy, suffers in the brain. Do we need to move?

Do we need to stay? Do we need to regroup? What do we need to do? But if they're already in the stand, I'm saying imagine the they're in the stand they get there 2 a.m yes elephants they know they're gonna come by about 10 they can move in the stand it's not moving the ground the earth i'm saying if they're pulling up in a jeep wrangler oh five wheel on the wrong side because they might be in a different place in the world i don't think i think you're telling fallacy cam no i don't think this elephant you know or respect elephants i think you're telling fallacy, Cam. No. I don't think this elephant thing... I don't think you know or respect elephants.

I think you have this false sense. You have this false sense of like, I know shit because I read it. Cam, you believe everything. You just said fishes check into hotels. I don't want to hear shit that comes out of your mouth. Because I think independently. You think of Twitter.

You're like, I read it on Twitter. It's a fact. Yes or no, are you a victim of Twitter? I'm a big victim of Twitter. I hate that shit. that if community notes didn't exist you might be the stupidest person i've ever met rewind yes because you all this independent thinking and shit you think you're like a judge or something you know what's what ah y'all are sheep i'm the shepherd mastered lord why i don't think i'm bored if i count that's what you are but your shit's dumb no let's let's call a buck a buck spade a spade you don't even know

how hunting works you didn't know fish were animals you think cereal is different stop all these things no i think independently fun fact about hunting my friend cooper redneck right hit at his at his family's house they used to have a bunch of bucks on the wall right and i had this weird thing with stuffed bucks on the wall and i would always want to feel the inside of their nose so i finger the shit out of a stuffed buck nose all the time it's hard and my grandpa had one of those dancing basses on the wall you press a button you hit it perfectly that's exactly where they dance they go and they're like and then my god i love that and then my basketball coach big tim he was like 400 pounds six five big human he died and then my grandpa

he's always been a little twisted up in the head. He got a little statue of Biggie Smalls and he goes, they're selling statues of Big Tim. And I bought one. And I was like, Grandpa, that's Biggie Smalls.

He goes, who's that? And I was like, that's Tim. You're right, that's Tim. Might be a little racist, not sure. But that's it. Well,

never seen my grandpa without a cowboy hat either. You know what I mean? Shout out to that guy, I guess. My basketball coach, Big E, died too. May God rest Big E and Big Tim's soul. They're probably up there eating some food, hanging out, watching hoops. Anyway.

He had a size 16 croc. You ever seen that? Put Preston to shame. He had calluses out the ass. Don't talk about Big Tim. Hey, anyway, Big E, that was probably one of my first times introduced to firearms. May God rest his soul. He gave you a gun. No, we would travel.

I was the token white on the team. They would always pop trunk, unzip, show me some machinery and say, hey, Cam, we good, man. Zip back up. Hey, go in there and play good. I was like, aye, aye, coach. It was strange. That's how you know you're on a good AU team in there and play good. I was like, aye, aye, coach. It was strange. That's how you know you're on a good AAU team.

I was about 14, and I was like, that's scary and cool. I just thought about something about you that I don't like. Because I'm going to your house, right? Mm-hmm. I do honestly have a question about you. Do you have bad enamel? Or did you have a bad surgery I don't know about? What?

I went into your pantry, right? I went into your pantry. Okay. There is an ungodly amount of oatmeal in your pantry. I told you the other day. I don't know why you don't believe me. Oatmeal has probably been my first, second favorite breakfast. Easy, quick to cook.

Tastes amazing. And you do not cook oatmeal. Cam, for as much oatmeal as you have, I have never seen you cook oatmeal. I have never seen you put oatmeal in the microwave. Oh, my God. First off, I don't cook it in the microwave. Who cooks oatmeal in the microwave? Unless you have the little to-go cups, the easy-ready cups where you just pour water in it.

I make my oatmeal on the stove. How do you make oatmeal? Holy shit. You skillet your oatmeal. Skillet my oatmeal. the stove. How do you make oatmeal? Holy shit, you skillet your oatmeal. Skillet my oatmeal. Is it a pork chop? I don't put it in a skillet, you freak. I put it in a pot.

You don't even know what oatmeal is? You boil water, drop the oats in. I've never seen anybody put oatmeal in a pot. Who are you? Are you Aunt Jemima? Watch it. Is that not okay to say? That's fine. O fine oatmeal is on a stove

in a pot not a skillet you creep cam yes or no how many times in your life have you made oatmeal over over 400 holy shit easily every time i've been around you you're not at my house at 8 a.m yes i am when i've never spent that how many times i've spent the night at your house a lot since i've met you and because i know you don't like And because I know you don't like oatmeal I don't make oatmeal I love oatmeal I love oatmeal I love quicker oats

No you don't Oh my god Cam You just said you've never seen anybody make oatmeal How do you like it if you've never seen anybody make it? Because no one makes oatmeal like that They put it in the microwave No one puts oatmeal on a skillet When you're a lazy stupid idiot

That doesn't know how to cook Cam what kind of oatmeal do you make? You eat your ramen without water You're a freak You eat shit weird Because I like chips Exactly No oatmeal You put water in pot Boil it Dash the salt Oats in it Quick oats You eat your ramen without water. You're a freak. You eat shit weird. Because I like chips. Exactly. No. Oatmeal.

You put water in pot, boil it, dash the salt, oats in it, quick oats. You have never done that. I did it this morning. No, you didn't. Cam, on Jesus Christ, have you done that? On Jesus Christ, I did it this morning. Cam, you have never, ever, and I've known you for almost a decade, Cam. You have never done that.

No one does that. That's how you make oatmeal. This is how you make oatmeal a decade cam you have never done that no one does that that's how you make oatmeal this is how you make how do you make grits put grits in the microwave you don't have to act like you're about the culture cam talk about oatmeal we get it you like black people cool you don't have to pretend god damn that's not what i'm saying i'm saying they're both cornmeal products listen that's white there you go you ruined it listen no shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up oatmeal is made i gotcha oatmeal's made yeah it's a little creep oatmeal is made inside my yellow oatmeal is made on the stove in a pot when you're making it raw oats. There is, however...

Holy shit, are you a farmer? You make oatmeal with raw oats? Yes! That's how you buy it! Unless you buy the packet. That's the only way you make oatmeal. That's the only kind of oatmeal I've ever seen in my life. That's the only kind of oatmeal I eat.

How can you make pancakes? How do you make waffles? On the stove. of oatmeal I eat. How can you make pancakes? How do you make waffles? On the stove. You make oatmeal? Wow. Wait. Let's take a second. So that you can make oatmeal.

You can't make it raw. But you can make pancakes and waffles raw? But they also sell frozen ones? I'm saying you. I'm talking about you. They make different packaging in different ways to make it for convenience. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. They make different packaging and different ways to make it for convenience. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you.

I have three tubes of oats in my pantry now. You just said it. First of all, you're pushing 30 and your mom makes your oatmeal for you. I'm not pushing 30. My mom makes the best oatmeal. That's why I asked her to make it. And your mom makes it in the microwave. Oh, my God.

My mom would slap you if she was here right now. She wouldn't. She's not a fan of violence. Lisa, I love you. We still need to work on that. But, Cam, I've been there when you're like, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, can you make me oatmeal? I've seen her rip the packet, put it in a bowl, put water in there, throw it in the microwave. I have seen it with my eyes, Cam.

No. And that is a generational thing that was passed down to you. You don't have to act better than thou. If it was generational, they probably didn't have the quick and easy shit in their generation. They had raw oats. Your mom's from BC. But I'm saying, oatmeal. I'm going to tell you, you put the water in a pot, dash the salt, you crank that salt,

wait for it to boil, drop the oats, stir for a minute, take it off the heat for five, cover it, you have oatmeal. You're acting like you still make oatmeal like a pilgrim. Bro. You are a man with an iPhone. What do you eat for breakfast? I don't really eat breakfast. So shut up.

Because oats on the... Why am I getting... You pull something out of me. Okay, Cam's lying in front of me, the You Should Know Podcast family, and Jesus. That he doesn't... That he makes oatmeal on a skillet. Let's just ask this. I don't know what skillet's oatmeal.

That's what you just said. Skillet. Oh my God. What's the difference between a skillet's oatmeal. That's what you just said. Skillet. Oh, my God. What's the difference between a skillet and a pot? A pot, skillet. Skillet, pot. Pot is for deeps. So you turn your oatmeal.

Yes. Oh, you are a liar. Oh, my God. Do I need to video this for you? You can video for me, but you don't do that. No, you don't. Cam, I've waken up with you after all the times of cuddles and kisses. You wake up, you say, baby, you want a sandwich or you want some oatmeal?

And I say, baby, I want an oatmeal. And then I hear that microwave, ding, ding, ding. I don't buy the prepackaged oatmeal. You are a liar, Cameron. What flavors? The maple, the cinnamon maple with the green apples. Oh, I ate those. This is where your confusion is.

I ate those a lot in Seminole State. That is 100% fact because they had it in the calf and they allowed me to take some extra. When I have a fully developed and equipped kitchen, you make oats on the stove. When I went to your apartment in Arkansas, when you had a crackhead living next to you, you would microwave your oats. No. Incorrect. You want to be so much better than you are. Incorrect. What points do I get

for making oatmeal? That's why I'm asking you why you're lying. You don't do that. Peyton. You don't do that. You eat pure beef for breakfast or nothing at all. You're not allowed to speak on my breakfast ever again let's just set that straight yeah take a deep breath hippie shirt let's do people's favorite segment that we haven't done in a long time it's time for pop culture painting cam

pop culture painting cam i got a pop culture Yeah And it's a pop culture That I really You can see inside of me Like this You can see Your moose knuckles You can see me

Stop I'm gonna be on that website again Stop And you're right It is that much That's a crazy Go It is that much

Stop Get your fingers out of there What are you That is dark That is some dark skin down there. That is some dark meat. Your leg is all the white meat and the breast-ises. That inner webbing where you were just slowly touching, that was dark meat.

If you had to exchange one body part of mine and you could use it, what would it be? Stop. No, you could use my arms. I got good arms. Good legs. Abs. I don't want your legs. Chest.

I like my ass. I didn't say what'd you say no you said oh abs abs i'd probably take maybe head size i'd take your head just cold use it i'm good i'm good too much i'm good there i'm straight hey i got my bases covered. Okay. Ask the wife. Whoa. Pop culture. Ask Peyton. Whoa.

Pop culture. I finished a show. Oh, God. Which one? And it is probably one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. I know what you're going to say. Your Honor on Netflix. I am standing by this.

This is not an ad. We're not paid. I don't know nobody over there. Couldn't tell you. Singer? If you have a Netflix account, or if you don't, go get a Netflix account to watch Your Honor.

There's only two seasons. And I like this because they didn't drag the show on because it could have been three seasons but they stopped it after season two there is it's very rare

when I get hooked on a show in the first episode that's why I stopped watching Bridgerton because I was like what is this it's so lame no disrespect

everyone loves Bridgerton except you you only like it because you were forced to watch it and you are I was forced to watch it with my wife

but then I watched it and I liked it continue your forced to watch it with my wife, but then I watched it and I liked it. Continue. Your Honor. Your Honor. It's about this judge and his son, right? His son gets in a hit and run accident, kills this kid, right? I was not laughing at that.

I swear to God, I was laughing at that. I was laughing because I realized how intimately I was looking at you. I literally was like this. Like in your soul. Hidden run accident kills a kid accidentally. His dad is a judge, a really famous judge in New Orleans. They find out that the kid that was hit in the hidden run is the son of one of the biggest mob bosses in the state. Oh, that's a big L. Hold that L.

Now the judge and the son have to hide all this evidence do all this and it is a it gets so deep so intricate it is the best show and it is the dude from Breaking Bad

what's his name um uh dude from Breaking Bad not Woody Harrelson no god what was

Brian Cranston Brian Cranston you said Brandon Cranston Brian Cranston such a good show two seasons I highly suggest it it's one of the best shows

I've ever seen you're on or on Netflix God I love it I'm gonna start if you're on Snapchat you've seen me talk about it me and Liv are gonna start it cause we just finished Bridgerton

cause they dropped the and you'll be like now finally a show for boys there we go alright my pop culture with Peyton and Cam is the Dallas Mavericks.

I want to address this quickly. It's probably over by the time this comes out. It might be over by the time this comes out. But regardless, we made it to the finals, so we're better than all of your other favorite teams combined except the Celtics. If you're a Celtics fan, you're the only one that are allowed to talk. But also, you had an easy-ass path to the finals,

not discrediting anything. You were the best team in the NBA the whole season. However, your playoff run was very, very easy. It was tainted by injuries from opposing teams. When you get to the finals, you are just clearly the better team than us. Luka is hurt, receiving shots, pain-killing shots in the ribs before every contest. So all this talk about his defense and shit, the boy's hurting. He's going to have surgery.

He's also hurt on the legs and shit. It's bad. Whatever. If you won, congrats, but we still made it, so I'm still a proud man. Luka, MFF for L. MFFL. Luka.

Cam is a Luka meat writer. He'll never say anything bad about Luka. No, he is annoying as shit. I love him because he's on my team, and he's arguably the best player in the world, but he needs to shut up. He's the best offensive player. One of the best offensive players in the world. One of the best scorers in the world. He's not one of the best basketball

players in the world. He is a cone. He cannot play defense to save his life. His team defense is f***ing awful. That's not true. Never, you can't, never, Cam, that's why you get excited when you see him make a good play on defense. You're like, you shouldn't do that. If you're a great defender or even a good defender, you don't do that.

You don't get excited when you see it. He is not a good defender. And you can have your argument of it's because he doesn't want to exert because he's so good offensively. That doesn't matter. It's not even that. He's just not a good defender. His rotations are horrible.

Coming from somebody, and I am not a bad – like I was not great offensively. I hung my hat on – I was a great defender. Coming from somebody who was a great defender, I can tell who's a good defender and who is not. He is not a good defender at all. I'm not saying he's Kawhi Leonard. He's not a good defender at all. He's a lot better than people are saying defensively.

He's also hurt. Cam, I'm talking about outside of him being hurt. He's not terrible. He's a bad defender. He's not a bad defender. Why is he not? He's not a bad defender. Tell me why he's not.

Because he's not. First off, tell me why he's not. The blow-bys in the – so they're doing – this is too much for y'all, but they're doing like bump switches. Yes. That was fine against the Timberwolves. They're still doing it on the Celtics because, I don't know why, that shit's bad. Because they're just hitting threes out the ass.

But he's not just one-on-one defender. Tell me why he's not a bad defender. Because his position is not bad. His positioning is not bad on defense. Is his team defense good? It's not terrible. Is his off-ball defense good? It's not terrible.

His rotations are pretty bad in this series. All the time. That's what I'm saying. You can't take one series. CJ, is Luka Doncic a good defender? Yes. How? Thank you.

During the Clippers, he held. Thank you. I was just about to say, during the Clippers, he was fantastic. On-ball defense, fantastic. So you can say, for a series, if I averaged more than I've ever had, right? If I averaged more than I've ever had, but 80% of the other season, I just was an okay offensive player. Am I a great offensive player because I had one stint where I did great?

You could say it. You should get overlooked. Yes, you could say it. Overlooked? You could say it opposite. You could say it oppositely. If you're a decent defender, but then you do really bad bad in the playoffs are you all of a sudden a terrible defender i am saying luke adonis from the if we were to just take one-on-one percentage one-on-one field

i'm not a stats guy i'm not a stats guy that's what you have to go no it's not no it's not if you're a stats guy there's there's shit players with great stats that don't impact the game at all you can't be a stats player first off let's let's not act like NBA is 50% offense, 50% defense. It's not. Offense is like 85%. He is a cone. He is a literal cone and a liability on defense. He will never be one of the greatest ever because of his defense.

I'm talking about through the whole season. Bro, we need to just have a sports... A breakdown. Sports podcast. Luka, I love Luka. I love him. He's one of the best offensive players I have ever seen. You sound like it, damn it.

I'm just not. Represent your team. I just. You red coat. I just don't have to pop him out of me like you do. I don't have to take him out either. You do. You keep Luka glossy.

Yes, you do. I say he needs to shut his damn mouth and he has to be better on defense if we want to win. Okay. But he's still averaging damn near a 30-point triple-double. I'm not talking about that. He is a great offensive player. He's a great player. So there you go.

He is shit on defense. He's a great offensive player. No, he's a great player. He's a great offensive player. He's a great player. Great offensive player. He's the best player on our team who's in the final. 100%.

He's a great offensive player. He's a great player of basketball. He's a great offensive player. Is rebounding, is most of his rebounds offensive? He's a great offensive player. So then a great player of basketball. He's a great offensive player. Is rebounding, is most of his rebounds offensive? He's a great offensive player. So then why does he average like nine rebounds? He's a great offensive player. He can't guard a soul.

He can't guard a soul. That's so false. He can't guard a soul. That's false. He can't guard a soul. That's false. Anyway, y'all just love Luka. Cam, if Luka got it.

You're hating. If Luka was in front of Cam and Luka pulled his pants down, Cam would get red in the face. Okay. Good God. Luka is not a bad... Enough of that, regardless. And that was...

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I have faith in y'all, Chicago. If you let me down, I'll probably take my shirt off and throw it at one of you. Don't say F-U to Cam or call him a B-word. Yeah, Philly, you're mean. Anyway. All right. Remember, one out of two clawbears don't make it home to Christmas. That was one of the best ones.

Oh, and I fumbled. And we will see you. Hello? Next time. No, he can defend. I promise.