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We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Okay, you're doing... No, no, no, no. Silence it now. If you ever do that again, if you ever stab my upholstery again... Your what? Upholstery.

Upholstery? Like a chicken? Poultry. Upholstery. So one chicken. Upholstery. Couches. Lery couches linen fabric is that a real saying for someone that thinks they're a wizard in english it's a very real saying regardless if you bring any tools power tools weapons of mass destruction or anything in the slightest don't have those and you use it on my couch again you will be put in a half nelson on camera in front of the audience

now tell me the difference between a half and a full. You do halfway. It's a half grab. Nelson, you choke him out. Is there one less or more painful? More painful. Which one? Half Nelson's easier to get into.

Full Nelson's more painful. Oh. Half Nelson's like a JV, like a great value. CJ played JV basketball until his senior year. No, he did not. No, he did not. Hey, if there's a, bro, if you're a senior playing any JV basketball until his senior year no he did not no he did not hey if there's a bro if you're a senior

playing any JV stop no don't do that no I love you to death no stop but that's not even that bad what I did to your couch it's not that bad

you literally murdered my couch you can just pull it pull it out okay are we doomed? can no one ever sit? Oh, my God. No, someone sits on there.

They're getting a screw up their anus. No, they're getting a lobotomy. Or not a lobotomy. That's when my grandpa got one of those. He did. It's a fact he did because he wrote it left-handed. It's back when we didn't have too many rights, if you know what I mean. They said, oh, you got a headache?

Dude, that's my grandpa. You can't say that. I'm not talking about your grandpa, though. But let's talk about this. Yeah, we're down a screwdriver. First off, faulty screwdriver. We're down a screwdriver. If you're going to stab something, if you're going to leave evidence, make it sturdy.

What the f***? What is this? It's just a knob. It's a pleasure or something. I went on the internet. Normally, that's where you get things. That's where everyone goes to get anything. And so I went on the internet. I was trying to get one of those Elon Musk flamethrowers.

And I was going to do like that. And like slow roast your couch. But then it took too long to ship. They're not really readily available to get. And we might have gotten evicted from here. Bingo. So let's see. To hell with the shipping. To hell with the quantity of what's in inventory. You wanted to set my couch on fire in a corporate building in downtown Dallas. You wanted to start an open flame. cables we have mics we have a lot of electronics yes and you you thought it'd be a just a brilliant

idea to go and just toast would it not be athletic aesthetically athletic would it not be aesthetically pleasing to see it ablaze it uh wanted to be hot as shit hotter than it already is two i wouldn't have a couch what would i sit on we're gonna be partners no one day we're gonna get to the point where you're sitting on the ground while we're recording i'm never i am i am telling y'all this now i'm never shooting an episode while my ass is on concrete it's on a on a sin and spit stained rug i'm never sitting on it how was your how's your week bubba how are you doing how are you feeling you've done a lot this week but i don't know if you're getting into that but get into something fun that we care about. Okay.

Can I just start with a story? Can I just get straight into it? I love your stories. You had a great story last week with the Starbucks. Oh, my God. It was a hilarious story. Okay, so you were there for that. I was. You weren't here for this one.

Okay. I don't know if you've seen it yet. Long story short, we went to an OB appointment, went to a baby appointment, and on the way back. OB. OB-G-Y-N. Not sure. A hell of an act.

That's where you get your cooter scraped. What's it called? For lack of better terms. That's where scraping of cooters happens. For lack of better terms. That's where they scrape some cooters. Yeah. No, but my mom told me that.

Your mom told you she went to an OBGYN and got her cooters scraped. No, she didn't say. You sure you want that as your digital footprint? You sure you want you and your mom's story of this, this mutual understanding is where people go to get cooters scraped? No, she wasn't telling me about her cooters. She was saying just women's cooters and journals get scraped at an OBGYN. They get their cells.

Keep going. Can they get their cells? What? They scraped out. They scraped their cells out. Is there a shovel in there? What do you mean scrape? Is it an ice pick?

No, you know the little scraper tool they use in the dentist when you get your plaque out? I thought it was that. So we're stabbing vagina. No, no, we're scraping it. I'm not, but the OBGYN is. Okay, that is where you go

for your baby appointments. They put some gel on you. You don't have to have a baby to go the OBGYN is. Okay, that is where you go for your baby appointments. They put some gel on you. You don't have to have a baby to go to an OBGYN. I believe that's true. I don't actually know that. No, I know that. Actually, I don't know. Cam, who?

Actually, I don't know. Cam, you are really uneducated in the common world. I don't know. You are. Like, in shit that matters, you are uneducated in. You just said an OBGYN is where people go to get their cooters scraped. Okay, all the women of the internal podcast. I think a lot more happens.

Maybe I said that in the wrong way, but yes or no, they put their legs up on the game. They do. It's a science. Grow up. What is it called? The OBGYN. No, what is that thing called?

I don't know. You said it before, and you didn't know what it was. Oh, yeah, what is it? We had a conversation. I know. I associate it with the taste of a diet coke what is that called help me because i keep wanting to saying pap smear that's where they get their pap smears done you bro oh my god i can't oh my god so what

happened at the at the cooter scraper at the cooter scraper so we went to the cooter scraper everything was good all as well we go to leave. So after that, we were supposed to go to her last appointment next. Okay. Right? During Liv's pregnancy, she's been canceling a lot of things. She's like, I'm too tired. Not going. I'm too, I don't feel good.

Not going. Which I understand, kind of. But it's like, be a woman of your word. If you're going to go to something, go to it. So we go to this last appointment. On the way to it, she calls, cancels, right then and there. She's like, hey, I'll come next Saturday. So she rescheduled it.

I mean, yes, but she canceled her appointment. No, she rescheduled it. There's a difference between canceling and rescheduling. You're trying to make your wife look bad, and I'm here to save her because she's not here. I love my wife, and she always looks good. She canceled her original appointment. No, no.

Then rescheduled. There's two different things. That's why they're called. Cam, we're not going to do this. Your favorite saying of all times, two things can be right at once. She canceled. They can be. This is one of them.

No, this isn't. Holy shit. That's why there's two different things. Canceling and rescheduling. Okay. Break down the science. Canceling is I'm not going to this appointment and i have no further like i have no further means of saying when the next one is

rescheduling is saying hey this appointment that is originally here is not going to be here is going to be this day that's a reschedule and that's what she did yes or no she rescheduled after confirming her cancellation of the appointment. No, that would be, hey, I'm going to cancel, and I'm not going to tell you when my next appointment is. Wait a couple days, and then I'm going to reschedule. She rescheduled on the phone, yes? She said.

So she rescheduled it. She didn't cancel it. But she canceled. If you have something at 10 o'clock and you don't show up, you say, hey, I'm not going to be able to make it, but I can come Wednesday. That's rescheduling. But you canceled the one today. No, that's not canceling it.

Holy shit. Canceling. That's why, have you ever been on a booking website? Yes. Like when you book an appointment and you go to your appointment, it says cancel or reschedule. There's a difference. That's why they're on booking websites. Rescheduling is your, it's in the words.

You are rescheduling. Yes. You are scheduling. You're rescheduling it.. You are rescheduling it. You are scheduling once more. Yes. If you did not cancel, why would you reschedule? That's almost like a secondary.

So say you're on your Netflix, right? Yes. Say you're on your Netflix. There is a difference between canceling your Netflix, right, and then changing the tier of your Netflix. Instead of paying $14.99 for the HD Premium Plus, and you just want to go to standard HD. That's changing it.

That's not canceling it. When did we start talking about movies and documentaries? Because I'm putting it into perspective for you. But that's, you just said change. That appointment.

That is a changing of appointment. If you have a haircut at 10 o'clock on a Wednesday and I reschedule to 11 and not, no, no, no. She rescheduled four days later. That's a reschedule.

It doesn't matter when it is. She rescheduled, but she canceled her 10 o'clock appointment. No, she, no. Because she didn't go to it. No, she just plain out rescheduled it. Tell me how it's not a reschedule. It doesn't matter when it is. She rescheduled, but she canceled her 10 o'clock appointment. No, she didn't go to it. No, she just plain out rescheduled it. Tell me how it's not a reschedule and it's just a cancel.

I'm going to ask you questions first because I was going to speak, but you cut me off. If you have a haircut at 10 and you don't go and you say, hey, I'm not coming. That's different. Do I just not show up to my haircut or do I call ahead of time? Ahead of time by an hour on the same day yes it's rescheduling it that sucks and that's a cancel I didn't say I didn't say it was

it was convenient okay so to reschedule right yes to reschedule do both appointments still stay alive what do you mean so if she had an appointment at 10 yeah and she gets another one at 10 three days later are they both still active appointments for who for her oh don't you don't you for her are they both still active no no so what happened to this one she was rescheduled for her holy shit you can't go to macro when we're talking about live the reschedule is the newer one she rescheduled is what i'm saying so what happened to her og appointment it opened back up which means what it got rescheduled in terms of live got rescheduled. In terms of Liv. She rescheduled.

Holy shit. In terms of Liv, she rescheduled. Yes or no? To reschedule something, you redo it. So what happens to the OG? You did what to it? Is it just vacant? No, you rescheduled it. What is another synonym for vacant in terms of an appointment?

If we have a meeting, right, and I say, hey, I'm feeling sick. Let's reschedule the meeting. I'm not just going to say, hey, there's a difference's a difference to how you want to cancel this meeting if you cancel something there is no plan where does it say that in webster's where does it say that that to cancel you can't think about the future i'm saying if you cancel something there is no plan of further action doc if you were sick and that is what canceling is and you holy shit that's the definition of there's no plans of further action if you cancel something where does it say that that's just the definition the street definition oh the streets oh we're going by the hood bible who said the hood oh no no no no no no you said

that no no i mean you said that you're wrong i said from in the comments right now i said from the jump two things can be right at the same time. I said that. In the comments. Put it out. They'll say. Don't agree with me, Harvard little bitch. I couldn't get anything out. If you're confident in this, if you're confident, let's make a wager. And we both have to abide by it. What's the wager?

Shake my hand before it is. Hell no. It'll be even. It'll be even. It'll be even. No shot in hell. No shot in hell. I'm confident.

You can literally say set your right foot on fire. I'll be able to get it because I know I'm right. See, but I still told you beforehand. I didn't say shake before. You got to tell me before. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying it doesn't matter what it is. Tell me before and I might shake.

Okay. Loser shaves her head. Nope. No, I got a big head. I can't do that, dog. I can't. I cannot leave my skull. Oh!

Oh, my God. You're waking up a pink guy oh my god your mouth's open close your close your mouth close your mouth you just shit and then you went you know what's weird can i put this out there that you shit and open your mouth after no people that shit with the door open i do that often that's so weird because cj yo, CJ lives with me, right? He's downstairs. And if you know CJ, and we said it on Patreon, if you know CJ, his butthole is toxic, bro. Can clear an environment. He can shit outside in a park and everybody will smell it. 100%.

The dogs will just keel over. They'll just go. And so, and I've been wondering since my six months of living with that freak bag, I'm in the second floor. He's downstairs. I'm playing the game. i know he's shitting i can smell it and i'm like dude that's not good with a closed door and a vent running why can i smell it and i've brought this up to him before and he just like laughs it off but then the other day cj goes i'm gonna go take a shit and i'm like okay i'm upstairs playing the game. He goes, P, P.

I said, what? He goes, man, I forgot. I said, forgot what? What did you forget? He goes, man, I forgot toilet paper. So you throw me down some. I said, ah, all right. I go to the, I go, I go, I go to the pantry.

I get the toilet paper. Pantry. Where do you keep your toilet paper? A hall closet or a linen closet. Your toilet paper's in your pantry. Yeah, it's under the chairs. That's fascinating. You have sun chips and TP in the same building? Where are you supposed to store your TP? Put it in the laundry room before your pantry? How is that more normal than the pantry? It's not too weird. It's just a little strange. I think majority of people keep their toilet paper

in the pantry. I would argue the f*** to differ. I would absolutely not agree with that statement. I would put money that that statement does not hold. No, 100%. Because I keep my paper towels and my toilet paper in there. It's all my towel papers. It's all my towel papers. It's all my papers and towels.

You have a big, vast pantry. Some people don't have that luxury. Your house is big. My pantry is designed for Potter and Dobby. That is strange. You have a strange pantry. Weird pantry. Back to it. You get your toilet paper out of your pantry next to the cookies.

I go to the pantry. I go get the toilet paper, and I'm going downstairs, and I see a light in the hallway, and I'm like, why is the bathroom light so prominent with the door closed? Is Christ in there helping him? I look over and CJ's big ass calves and forearm are just sick. I'm like, why do I see him? I say, yo, C, you got the door open? He goes, yeah.

Like, I'm the idiot. He goes, yeah. And I go, why? It's weird. And he goes, you don't do it he goes everybody does i'm just shitting this is a normal thing i've been like fuck no i don't do it cj like that is shit holy shit the fan wasn't on was it no you shit with the door open and fan off are you scared of goblins that is invasive as dude that's wrong and it's like a little rude

that is objectively wrong That is objectively wrong. That is objectively wrong. You are disrespectful. And that bitch travels. CJ, you stink like hell. CJ, your ass produces nuclear power. You can break the second hand if you drop a shit from a plane. You know what I mean?

CJ, that is bullshit. That's wrong. You deserve consequences and repercussions. I'm eating Chipotle on the second floor. Oh, my God. Where the kitchen is. And he's shitting his Chipotle out. Yeah. Door open.

Vent off. Forearms. CJ, you're wrong. And you belong in hell, dog. I'm not going to lie. When you go up, when your time is done, when your calendar expires. I'm going to shit on. When you go up, when your time is done, when your calendar expires. How much shit on your coffin? Oh.

And your spirit goes up to the Heavenly Father and you see those gates. You know what he's going to do? CJ. CJ. God does this. CJ. First of all, I don't think CJ's his real name.

Let me put that out there. No one's name is CJ. Like, First of all, I don't think CJ's his real f***ing name. Let me put that out there. No one's name is CJ. Like, that stands for... His name is Cornelius. It's something. Cornelius Jr. No. Son of Cornelius.

No, no, no. What if we found out this whole time his name was like Christian or something? Would we start calling him that? 100%? I would punch him in the f***ing mouth. Yeah, if you lied that long. No, his name's actually spelt CJ. Yeah, it's strange.

I've never seen that. God bless you. C-J-Y. It's sick. You know CJ's black? Huh? Aren't you? What?

You got black in you, no? Oh. The You Should Know Podcast. One fact, we were driving past a homeless person one time, and it was like 110 degrees in Texas. Cam rolled down his window and goes, yeah, we're all hot. And he kept driving. I did not say that.

I did not say that. I did not. I did drive past a homeless man whose sign literally read, I will take anything. Yeah. Just hungry. Uh, uh, praise be to God. Yeah.

At the bottom. Right. Yeah. I wrote, this is code of the studio. Roll down my window. I hold out my snack of the day. A banana. The guy looks at me and goes,

I said, you're not that hungry, pal. The banana's great. Potassium, good food, everything. Speaking of potassium, I said potassium until I was 13. I didn't realize that's how you said that word. Potassium. I said potassium seams i was 13

did that ever even sound right to you yeah because anyone in your household ever say pot of seam no just me but also you know my family they were very open with my exploration and finding things out in life so so i said pot of seam pot of seam pot of seam i was like give me that banana with that pot it's good like my mom would be she would break things down like this she would be like why are you putting on sunscreen paint and i'll be like so i don't get skin cancer and then she'd be like why are you eating this banana the pot of sea a minute and i was 13 dog i had pubes yeah why are you talking yeah you already you stink like hell you got pubes you're probably fiddling down there a little bit that's crazy but that's a wild thing i'm saying that's natural you well 13 13 you were 13 you're past fiddling 13 you're past well i don't

want to have this conversation so strange but you know at 13 you weren't just figuring out yourself you were figuring out you were figuring out no it wasn't what what grade are you holy shit what grade are you in 13 13 freshman year high school yeah. You said you were swapping spit on the back of field trip buses in the fifth grade. No, I was in kindergarten. Brother, in the fifth grade, I was trading Bakugan. We had different upgrades. We had a lot of different shit going on. So you bring up cars, and I had a car thing, right?

So there's a lot of construction outside my house. They're building a bunch of stuff. Yeah. And there's a bunch of cars that have been parked there since the beginning of this construction and they haven't moved and it's been months yesterday i saw a cop go by and put these big pink stickers on these cars saying hey if you don't move your vehicle we're taking it you're getting towed impounded it was a windy day outside though right so i was driving past these cars with the stickers on them, and the stickers were going, like, about to fly off.

Then my brain started going. Right? I said, now, in a normal world, if you see your parking ticket, you take it, and you don't pay that, you eventually get a warrant, you're going to jail. Right? My question is, if it's a windy day and the parking meter attendant person in slacks and a bright colored vest sticks a sticker of a notice of my my inevitable impounding of my car they put a ticket on my car and it flies away

and i never see that and the next time i get pulled over I'm going to Rikers you're going to jail how does that work that's it's bs but that's the system is that a fact that is a fact because they're doing it on in their system so regardless of the wind took it that's that literally sucks there's no way that it can be legal new adhesive that can't that can't be legal but it's just like Amazon delivery you can't you know I don't trust Amazon. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm saying it. You can't tell me I didn't deliver your package if I put it on your doorstep, in my system, clicked everything's good, and took a picture of it. Okay, that's the picture is the different thing.

They probably took a picture of it. But that's different when it's a legality matter. Whenever I could go to prison, like that's not right. First off, I don't think you're going to go to prison. If you don't pay your tickets, you get a warrant for your arrest. But that doesn't immediately go to prison. What does a warrant for an arrest mean? First off, that's tickets.

If it's your first time offense, they're not going to put you behind bars. Who said it's my first time offense? I'm just saying, in general, if you have a stack of tickets, right, and you don't pay them. So now it's a stack. I'm saying. You said it was a singular pick. I'm just saying.

Can we have converse? We are having discourse. Can we say something? The hoopers that hooped in converse, they have like CTE of the legs. Oh, yeah. Like Will Chamberlain. Like Kenny the Jetsmith. I'm sorry.

That was so bad. Oh, my God. I know their toes are probably numb 24 seconds. It's disgusting. But still, with the parking tickets, I don't get that. I don't think that should be fair and legal. It's unfortunate. And I will write a letter to the mayor.

Oh, you will? Yes. You're going to be paid away, and you're going to start a union for parking fine. For parking? What would this be? Come join my union of parking fine recipients due to bad weather inclination unfairness group. Exactly. That's what you're going to start. It's a W-T-I-O- it's a wtions that is not going anywhere and you're going to lose funding and

i'm just saying it just doesn't make sense i don't think it's fair in the legal system it's not fair there's a lot of that's not fair in the legal system you tell me how do you feel when you send the lights behind you you're like oh my god. I'm like inconvenience. I have really bastard. How do you feel? Hey your brain is fire miles. It's firing my god, okay the other night In my house days over we're going to bed. How many square feet? In my house, days over, we're going to bed, right? Right?

You're a bastard. We're going to bed. I get, stop it. I get in the bed. I get in my nice, cozy, deep pocketed, memory foam California king. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I get in my regular ass king bed.

It has a nice mattress topper. I lay down. My wife goes, I gotta go pee. Nice. I go, all right. But I'm scrolling through my phone. Sorry to live.

No, I didn't even hear her really. I'm doom scrolling. You don't get my attention. You don't listen to your wife often. You don't get my attention at all. No attention. I'm just going through TikTok. Big problem in your household.

She goes, I gotta pee. She goes, okay. All of a sudden, I just hear what's that that is my wife pissing and it sounded like rubik's cubes it sounded like someone was about to fry some chicken dog it sounded like cast like grease in a pan. It was like... I said, who's making chicken? I said, who's chewing on gristle back there? It literally was like, okay.

It has nothing to do with our skin. It sounded exactly like frying some chicken wings with a couple sides of some collard greens. I'm going to let you rock out. Stop it. You invite me to these dark places and then you don't have my back that's what happens did you ever figure out why god oh did you ever figure out why her piss was she said she held it too long and i said that doesn't bring heat to your urine but we're gonna wrap this all up i think i could pass a kidney stone quick

i don't want one you have a big urethra? I think I have a wide body penis. Like they put a wide body kit on my shit. Like God was like, we're at some aftermarket penis. It was the base model. Then there was upgrades on it. You were, it takes a bit. Yeah.

Do you really have a big urethra? You ever seen, you ever seen a can of chicken noodle soup? Campbell's. You ever seen chef boy already rolled down the aisle. That's how you rolling in that bed at night? No, just rolling in my pants. Rolling in the deep.

But tell me what you're going to say. I was going to say to cap the night thing, right? She was peeing. I don't know. That was bad. To cap the night story, going to sleep at night. She was peeing, and then she gets up. She does her whole skincare shit, right?

I look in her spot. She's wearing, or she has a muumuu seated there skincare shit, right? I look in her spot she's wearing or she has a muumuu seated there. Okay, a muumuu for those that don't know is a nightgown. It's like a big nightgown

like a sleep shirt, right? Yes or no? Curiosity struck the cat. I put the muumuu on. I was laying in bed. You're really creeping me out, bro. I was laying in bed shirtless, pantless

just my your thong my thong my red panty night thong yeah i put the muumuu on it is payton it is unbelievably soft and it's the greatest it's like a dress bro it is the greatest it's cheetah print no it's so soft some of them have pockets and i literally said i'm going to go to bed in this. I went to sleep in it. I woke up the next day. Yeah. I liked it so much.

Yeah. I wore it here today. I have it on under my jacket. I have it on. Because it's so good. Because it's so good. Because it's so good. It is so soft, dog. And the best part is, it's so good and I love it so much.

I got you one. What the? Put your muumuu on, dog. And we're gonna rock out in muumuu's and God, I'll take my thank you later. Oh my God. Oh. Oh wait. You got the muumuu? Yeah. You can take your pants off. Be careful. You're going

quick. Where's that old snake? Yeah, you gotta rock out in the muumuu. They are so damn good bro. You gotta take the shirt off. You might want to get off camera! This is the softest piece of manufacturing. Bro, y'all take... Oh, oh, you Ghibli bits. Oh, you Ghibli bits. Oh, my God. That snake was coming to...

That was coming to... Yo, what is going on? Oh, God. It's so soft. You look... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You look like the wolf when it's in the thing from that movie what movie is that uh oh my god is it shrek when the wolf is always wearing a nightgown like

cooking oh my god tell me that's so soft you you sleep in these now oh my god it's so good they're so good, bro. Oh. Yeah, attack. There you go. Yo, thank you for this gift. This is fantastic. I feel so vulnerable right now. Like, I feel like if I go like this, put a sensor bar.

Ha! You're Johnson? Here, you might want to tuck. Yeah, this is... This is... Oh, we could do that. We could do that. Like a lady. Like a true lady.

I'm having so much hard... I'm having so much hard time finding love. And this is not helping. I'm in a dress. Hey, invite a beautiful young lady over and say, hey, I have a Moo Moo collection. Why are you laughing at me? You don't look right. You look like a grandma. You look like the guy from Split in one of his personalities.

This is insane. He's an amazing actor, though. Okay, the hell with that. Talk about it. Do you like your Moomoo? I feel like I could wake up and make the meanest breakfast of my life. Oh, my God, just scrambled eggs, my cakes on the backside just wiggling from a man. I feel like I'm going to wake up in the morning,

start cooking breakfast, and a grown man is going to walk by me and smack my head. He's going to smack your ass while he's filling up his Yeti of coffee. Yeah, dude, this is nice. I thank you for this gift. You're welcome. You're welcome. The fact that – now let me investigate you for a little bit.

Yeah, here's where it gets – So you were in your bed with your wife. Yes. You saw her, Moo Moo. you saw her nightgown yes laying on the bed correct and you in your mind said i want that on my body willingly then you kept it on your body i went to bed in it then you got to the point saying i enjoyed that so much i want to see another another 6'7 grown man in it. And then I want to do that in front of thousands of people.

That's exactly how it went down. Exactly. Hey, thank you so much for this. You're welcome. This means a lot to me. Hey, one time for the Moomoo's, for everybody that wears Moomoo's. CJ Pierce, you're next. But I think, I'm thinking about your household, right?

No, I can't take myself serious what is my ass out oh it's just your oh i have a i have a this is crazy this is fantastic i have a i have a thought process we all do yeah we we got them some days i have a thought and i was thinking about your house and one of the only things i like about you and your family is your dog okay i love your dog i love ruby you love her to death if ruby died you would be hurt yeah yes and i was thinking about dogs just dogs in general like i want a dog i love dogs they're great creatures they're the gift to the earth from god there we go now we're talking i think dogs might be aliens though if we think about it did you know that dogs can smell cancer animals it's it's crazy to me that we're still widely and vastly

on top of the food chain like that yeah we can't sniff cancer but we got thumbs that's a fact okay but what do you think it would take for a dog to beat us in the top of the food chain? Maybe a good thumb? Oh, no. If dog, no, they don't. They don't have thumbs. They have dewclaws. It's called a dewclaw.

The thing on their forearm. So what do you think? They have no shot in hell. No, not at all. Maybe if they stood on two legs. First off, they can't even fall on their back with grace. They all go on their back and they go, and they try to freak out to try to get on the front. They're not stable're not uh stable

They don't they're honestly not that smart some dogs are very you can smell cancer I can barely sit like when I walk it has an upgrade when I'm plugged in I'm walking past the cafeteria I can barely tell what they're cooking in that bitch. You're saying this dog smelling a tumor, but we can go and work They can't there is one works I take that back work, but we canine dogs if you hit a canine like a police dog you're going to jail same thing as a cop i don't agree why not it's a dog but it has a job it gets a w9 at the end of the year no it does not it literally does it holy do dogs don't get paid they're like here's your bag of bones charge you did good

does the owner and caretaker of the canine unit get a stipend? What do you mean? No, you just get to take him home. So you don't get a stipend for it? Oh, I've never been a cop. So you literally lose money. You have to now feed that dog, house that dog, give that dog stuff. I think it's a choice, though, for you to be a canine unit.

It's a choice. Okay, okay, okay. There's no shot they beat us. We had this argument years ago in college, and i don't think you remember this but i am under the i've always said that dogs definitely speak different languages no they don't dogs know english dogs know spanish and dogs know german no they don't yes they do they don't know language we have discussed this multiple okay but i'm saying no i'm not saying words i'm saying they understand languages they know the difference between english and german they do no they don't

okay then why do police dogs why do they speak to them in german what they speak to police dogs in german says who they speak in german yes they speak in german every Yes, they speak in German. Every call-out is in German. Okay, that's probably old tactics that started years and years ago, and they keep it going. That same reason special forces use special words for stuff. It's just how it's been. Well, you're saying if they don't understand it, why does it matter? Because, no, they don't understand the difference between skateboard and windex.

They don't understand. So if I were you. They are trained on repetition and influx and voice. Okay, we're not going to get on school because we had this, but I'm talking about language. Because if I were to go to a canine unit dog and say, Zeit! Say that was one of the things.

Zeit! Like in German. Maybe that's German. It sounds German. It sounds something. So if I were to say, Zeit! And it goes and does something. And if I were to say, sit!

And go do something, they wouldn't do the same thing. Because they were – exactly. Because it doesn't mean they understand. It's not an inflection. I said the inflection and tone the exact same way. They know the language of German. You switched the word. They're Hitler dogs.

No, they're not. They are not. They are not. No, you could train Ruby to get a treat by going, ah. Yes. No, I'm saying – I'm talking about police dogs. I'm talking about your little rat. I'm talking about police dogs. The police dogs were your little rat. I'm talking about police dogs.

The police dogs were trained. Why are they called German shepherds then? Because they were bred in Germany. And they speak German. So English bulldogs are going to be like, hello, sir. You got to tip your hat to them. Here's your tea. Yes.

He goes, no, whatever they were taught is what they know. Cam. Holy shit. If dogs were out in the wild by themselves with no people, what language are they understanding there? Where are they born? The German shepherds will understand German.

You have to teach them just like you teach everything else. We're not having this debate again. You teach them the same thing you teach everything else. Exactly! You can teach them in Spanish, in Italian,

in German, in French. Do you believe dogs can detect cancer, smell cancer? How do they smell that? I don't know. That's unbelievable.

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What is baseball saying? America's favorite pastime. You can just be anywhere and watch baseball? What is a pastime? I can watch baseball right now. What is a pastime? Yes. Holy shit.

Yes, you can watch baseball right now. No, I have to go somewhere. I have to go in front of a screen. Holy shit. What is it? It is something to pass your time. But you have to go somewhere and pass time. Holy shit. Think about it in the technical stance. You always have to go somewhere and pass time. Holy shit. Think about it in the technical stance.

You always have to be somewhere. No, no, you want to be technical. You have to be somewhere to pass time. Oh, my God Almighty. I said where are you? That's why I said where. I'm right. You're just trying to argue now.

Don't look at them. Hold on. Don't look at them. Okay, you said technical. What is a pass time? Something to what? To pass time. And I said where?

You don't have to be at a specific place you have to be somewhere though if my cj's favorite past time is probably playing video games he has to be where it's in his house so he has to be where his gaming setup is where is he can game in a hotel exactly where is he that's why i was just asking where are you what the does that matter about the past time i was just trying to inquire about your bullshit sorry i want to ask no you're wrong no you're not yeah you do you do have to you have to be somewhere all the time we're here we're too far deep you have a past time is what you're doing it is it doesn't have to be a location i said where are you two things are changing now i've not changed harvard bass i said where are you

i said oh where oh my god i said the beginning of this oh where oh you said that what was next since you remember so well what was next i don't remember what was next you little lip puckering bastard what was next i don't remember you said it has to be somewhere yes you have to go somewhere to pass time yes no a pastime is something you have to be somewhere you have to be somewhere to pass time payton you have to be somewhere to live brother you have to be somewhere to breathe you numbskull if someone said hey, hey, I had a hard breath, they didn't go, where the fuck was it? They say, why are you breathing hard? A pastime is something you do to pass time. Yeah, I understand.

And you always have to be somewhere to pass the time. You always have to be somewhere to do anything in the galaxy. Thank you for agreeing with me. So why would you say that? Because that's true. Like you just said, you have to be somewhere. All right, okay. Where were you? Okay, what pair of shoes do you have on right now? The sky's blue, isn't it? The

sky's got to be blue. What color is the sky for your shoe pair? That's not true. It's not accurate or fair. So what were you saying? What were you saying? Oh my God. If anyone, if any law firm needs another lawyer, give him an amazing offer. He might take it for a side job. You have to be somewhere to pass time. We're not going to keep doing this. Why would you say that? Because that is as obvious as obvious can get. So I'm supposed to know where you're at?

It doesn't matter. To you. It helps me paint the story. Oh my god. So where were you? Anyway, I was in my living room and my favorite pastime is cutting cardboard boxes. That's my new favorite pastime. And you didn't let me get that out. And I had a whole little journey with it.

Take me on your journey. It's not even funny. Just let me know where you are. It's in my living room, you deceitful bitch. I'm so sorry, CJ. Why are you so angry when I'm just trying to inquire? I've had this on since I got to your house this morning. I am so

hot. It's not even funny. Long story short, we got the house. A lot of new things came in cardboard boxes. I had to cut it down to fit it in my... I had to cut it down to fit it in my trash can. And using a nice box cutter, a very well sturdy box

cutter, cutting cardboard is pretty fun and it's a good you need more friends like i think you need time away from your house i think you just need to go do some activities i it's that's that's in the horizon brother i had to i had to hey you wanted a spot to sit down had to build the seat you wanted a table to eat on had to build you want to you want to use something? I did it. Why is mine wet? That'd be a you problem. That is a you.

Where is it wet at? Right here. Actually, right here. Am I crotch sweat getting on it? Is your crotch in the shot? Pull it over your knees or cross your legs like a proper lady. I'm sorry. There you go.

I'm going to tell a story about, you talk about houses and cardboard boxes. Whenever I first moved here, I was looking for apartments. Dallas. Okay. When I moved to Dallas, I was looking for different apartments, right? Yes, you were. You almost got a crash. And that's a story I'm about to tell.

So there is a, not that one, not the across the street. Okay, okay. No, no, no. I almost moved into a homeless shelter, but I told you that already. This one, I was with my dad, and it was in between my first and second apartment. I could upgrade my apartment a little bit, so my price range went up a little bit, right? Ooh, bag went up. And so my dad came to Dallas, and he was helping me look, right? We went to this one apartment, and I was like, oh, it's loft style, so it's two stories.

A two-story apartment is sick. That would be great. Bachelor pad, I love it. Business on the downstairs, love making upstairs. No, and that's you again talking about my sexual life, and it's so strange. I'm just saying, like, just to play video games and have fun. Oh, okay. And watch movies.

But, so, I was like, this apartment is sick. We drove there, right? We get into the parking lot, and there's trash everywhere in the parking lot. And I said, it doesn't bother me. There's going to be trash in my apartment. That's the kind of guy I am. We go into the leasing office. Beautiful young lady.

Like, she's about 25, 26. I was like, oh, my God, this is even better. Beautiful, like, little realtor leasing office lady. Can you give me the tour of my apartment? So she goes, yep, Peyton Harden, I'll take you to your unit i said i love my unit i love the sound of that we're going in right and remember this is two stories she unlocks it she's telling us about the unit as she's looking at us away from the door she opens it up it is like that's where the sun rests like the amount of heat that hit my body i said and i said my dad said oh shit and she goes we keep the ac off whenever people don't live here

saves money i said makes sense but do you turn the heat on yeah this isn't natural we get in there and i tell you there was a single foldable lawn chair in the middle of the living room. There was wires coming out of the TV port. No TV. Wires coming out of the TV port. No TV. There was dishes in the sink, rusting. There were rusted white dishes in the sink.

And I said, I think someone's squatting here. This looks like somebody is taking up the time to live here. My dad is looking at me. I'm looking at my dad. I'm like, ooh. But it's one of the biggest apartments I've ever seen because I couldn't at the time. This is new to me. We're looking around.

I'm starting to get an odor. Oh, no. And it's not like an odor like farts. It's not like an odor of must. It's an odor of decay. Like an odor of decay like an odor of a life ended here if there's something dead in there and so i'm starting to be like oh and i'm not gonna say why my dad knows but my dad knows what dead bodies smell like and he goes he's starting to get concerned he goes he's like hey somebody right he's telling me that i'm like nah this is

nice it's got stairs it's got a lawn chair and cords and as we're as my realtor my leasing office lady is taking us around this apartment i could see a look of concern start to amplify on her face like she is not prepared of what is happening in here we go upstairs even hotter he rises i'm sweating and i can't breathe and i'm starting to get panicked because my dad's looking like the smell is getting worse yeah and you're smelling death she shows me the bedroom there is a single mattress no sheets no no frame nothing and it's like somebody's like shit in this mattress and it's like just in the mattress and it's just on the floor and i said something isn't right you know what i mean she takes us go ahead i'm so sorry i thought you said it we go over the room and there is a single man sitting and i was like oh my god no but it gets

weirder it gets weirder no way she takes us to the bathroom of upstairs the only bathroom she has this is the bathroom we open it up right she like opens it up for us me and my dad walk in i swear to god it has a sink a mirror a toilet and a tub the first thing i see is the mirror it's like somebody threw something at it's broken a shattered mirror i look down at the sink there is a hammer in the sink cam there's glass all around this hammer i look more into the bathtub the bathtub is stained red i swear to god on malcolm jerome nethal jorah esquire heart in the third's life it is stained like splattered red and there is polaroid pictures no there's no there's not on my mom's life dog no

there's polaroid images like three little white people and they're like like like ominous like this and my dad goes off no and then and then the lady goes we got to get out of here she's like this isn't right like we shouldn't i'm so sorry my dad said we ain't living here and then and then the lady goes we got to get out of here she's like this isn't right like we shouldn't i'm so sorry i'm gonna say we ain't living here and then we left and he's we're never going in that motherfucker again that's that's the story i swear to god hell so you walk you walked into a potential murder scene yes your dna and evidence is now there and you're going behind bars for 10 to 15 no no no no, no, no, no. I didn't. I walked into it.

No, I know, but what if one of your little hairs fell out from your butt? Like, what if a little butt hair? I think there's enough blood and DNA and shit mattresses to get somebody else's DNA. But there's crooked cops. See, there's another white man trying to put a black man in prison. Go ahead. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I was doing devil's advocate. No, that's... That is insane. It was the weirdest. Say you swear on the red stains. On my – I would call my dad right now. On my dad's life, on my mom's life, I swear to God. Someone really died in there? It was called –

That's not funny. It was called the – it's the apartments. Like right when you – you know whenever you're driving back towards home and they're to the left on the toll up there. Show me today. I'll show you. Holy shit. It's insane. I swear to God. Yeah, and they're to the left on the toll up there. Show me today. I'll show you. Holy shit. I swear to God.

Yeah, and so hot. So hot. First off, this might be a very weird detail, but my ADHD kind of took it. There's only one bathroom, and it was upstairs? Why is there only one? Why do they give you two floors, but there's not a guest bath? It's like a loft style. I don't know.

It's technically a one-bedroom. Oh, okay. I was about to say, I'll be damned if I'm watching the game downstairs. I'm like, I got to go piss. And I got to go piss. And I got to go up the stairs? Holy shit. That is wicked.

Like, what if you would have lived there, bro? I wouldn't have. What are you talking about? What if I signed the lease to a murder apartment? But I'm saying, just say, here, play with me. Play with me, right? That sounds wicked. Golly, you put me in a dress and say, play with you. And we're both in Moomoo's.

Here we go. Play with the scenario. Okay. Say you get there. You we're both in Moomoos. Here we go. Play with the scenario. Okay. Say you get there. You literally have to go to bed tonight. And you, like, through the phone, you already put your deposit in and everything. Matter of fact, that. You saw the tour online, but they showed you a done-up one.

You get there. She hands you your keys. That's your apartment. Right. Do you stay there? Like, your parents are gone? Answer that for me. Okay.

Answer that for me. No, you answer it for me. Let's add some more. Am I staying in the murder apartment? Cam, I'll sleep under a bridge before I sleep in it where people got killed. Are you kidding me? That's true. You don't even watch scary movies.

I've never been to a haunted house. You think I'm living in one? What would you do if you found out somebody was squatting in your house? Kill them. Can you do that? Maybe we can't keepting in your house kill them can you do that maybe we can't but like you feel like you come in one day and the guy's just like running out of your front door with a backpack on call the cops but then like how do you feel you feel eerie i feel you've never got your house broken into no oh it's it's it's such have y'all gotten your houses broken

into it's one of the most invasive things ever oh i bet it's like oh my god yeah i would hate it's like even the day after you're looking around like somebody was in my home like it's just like that's why i hate the movies when people get their shit broken into and stuff and they're just chilling they're like normal yeah oh i gotta go to work i would be sitting yeah with a sawed off on my couch waiting for something holy shit okay i have can i put my pants back on no no no no you have to stay in the spirit i feel like it keeps popping out you should know podcast Shit. Okay. I have... Can I put my pants back on? No, no, no, no. No, no. You have to stay in the spirit. I feel like it keeps popping out. The You Should Know Podcast.

Okay, I've been dying to ask you this. I've been dying to answer it. Last week... Oh, you don't even know what it is. I don't. Last week, me and Liv sitting on the couch. Everything's normal, right? She's fantasizing about the baby coming. Watch it, guy.

Watch it. Put those eyes down. Put those eyes down. You're right. They're down. But she's fantasizing about the baby coming, and she says something that does not sit well with me at all and then she tried to die on the hill what'd she say i can't wait for bubba to be here it's gonna be so cute i can't wait to play peekaboo with him like she played peekaboo with

him i want you to i want you to repeat that i can't wait to play peekaboo with him peekaboo yeah think oh no no peekaboo well your your wife is country she said i can't wait to play pickaboo and i said what the hell is a peekaboo yeah it's peekaboo she goes no peekaboo yeah no she's definitely wrong 100 wrong and i said it's why do you even think that's accepted well she's country she says most things wrong it's not even her accent brother she thought there was a reasoning behind oh she genuinely thought the game was called pickaboo she said you hide your face and you're picking what face to give to give the boo so it's pickaboo no yeah and i said are you okay like are you drunk that's not right is it is it weird that i used to play the game like this with my mom no okay that's cute and i

and we would have like what age uh this is where it heavily matters you go i don't know 17 middle no middle school like middle school elementary school and then we and then she would like i would wake up on sunday mornings and she would be cleaning and she would have fantasia going or keisha cole and i'd go in and like i would pretend to help i'd pick up like one or two socks and then we would have a mirror in her in her room and we would dance and sing in that mirror. That's a beautiful memory. I used to lay down with my mom and play with the back of her head to go to sleep. Excuse me?

You used to spoon your mother. No, no, no. I would lay in the bed with my mom. We were not cuddling. I was quite young, like six, seven. Yeah, that's fine. But my security blanket, my sensory thing, I would lay and watch her show with her,

and I'd take my hand, I'd stick it right up in here in her hair, and I would just go right there, and it was my security thing, and I fell asleep. I'm being very careful of what I say now. That's fine. Lisa will get your ass. Hey, but apparently, I think Gabe did that too to his mom. Gabe said he did it to his mom.

And then Gabe also would stick his feet down Liv's pants on the back side and say, it's warm in there. There's certain things that don't need to make the internet. I think we need to protect our friends.

We need to protect our family. It all childhood innocence and and they were they would cuddle they're very close in age okay you never said what age this was i didn't vary okay like live was probably five he was like three yeah i shit in the bathtub with my brother all the time he has a thing with corn now i shit corn in the bathtub oh i remember yeah he doesn't eat it no longer because of that every time he'll he sees it, it always reminds him of that. Oh, my God. What? You said corn, and I just remembered.

Oh, my God almighty. Give us grace and mercy right now for what I'm about to say. No, it's not. Oh, it's being said. No, it's not bad, though. It's just y'all being bad friends no the other night oh my god payton calls me up hey what's up bro hey just talking regular shit i go what's in the bag oh i just went to target none of your business typical pain response i go no

no show me what's in the bag yeah you're always in my business bro because it's like 10 39 he goes i'm hungry like all right what'd you get he goes don't judge me though all right no problem first i got a mega bowl i said i didn't even know they made those all right is that what is that it was a family-sized bowl like that was for like a that was like a for like entertaining yeah so that bowl is meant for like you put the stuff in the bowl and people take the shit out of that bowl yeah and put it into their individual place that shit could have been like a halloween candy yeah exactly it was huge it was a huge bowl. So I got this for me

to put my food into my bed because I'm trying to be a cleaner guy. I go, all right. Yes. So that's the number one thing. I'm trying to eat better because everybody says

eat better. But this, oh no, it's not about eating. It's about being clean. You said you got the bowl so there's no more grease and blood stains.

No, it's not. I got the bowl so I could eat cleaner. Holy blood no it's not i got the bowl so i could eat cleaner holy shit oh my god you're going back on your word you said you got the bowl tell me what i said and i never said don't judge me i was excited to show you because i thought you were going to be proud of me you and i was proud oh really tell the story and say show me where the proudness you didn't you didn't originally say the bowl was so you could have it. It doesn't matter. No, it's not, but keep going. I don't want to argue.

He gets a big-ass bowl so he can eat in his bed and eat healthier, eat cleaner. So I go, all right, cool, dope. What did you get to eat? My first thing, I said, are you just going to put your Chipotle in that bowl? He goes, oh, no, no, no. Let me show you what I got. Pulls out a bag. Steamed sweet corn this is a this is a family size bag for like a side dish for your family of

four it is literally a gallon size bag of steamed sweet corn frozen i don't think bags are sized in gallons oh there's different sizes buddy because you didn't get the single serving god knows no no it was a family size it was a family size bag It was a family size bag. So I go, that's strange, but all right, I'm here. Next bag, maple sweet glazed carrots, same company, same size, family size bag. He could be, he could feed a Thanksgiving feast with two side dishes now. And I go, what the f*** are you making? And he tops it all off with a very simple and healthy breaded chicken tenders.

Plant-based. Breaded plant-based chicken tenders. A two-pound bag of breaded plant-based chicken tenders, also frozen. So I then simply go, oh, well oh well what else you put in there he goes that's it i go really that's it he goes yeah i go you're not putting like mashed potatoes maybe some seasoning a sauce he goes no bro it's good sweet corn sweet carrots and chicken yes

all i need where's the weird part all of it how that whole story is how strange how you who it was 11 o'clock at night okay because my eating habits are at night whenever i go to bed i get hungry in my bed and normally what i do is like every night like midnight 11 30 i'll go to what a burger or mcdonald's and i'll eat a big ass burger in my bed and the other night i was sitting there and i was like i literally feel myself dying like i don't feel good and like I was grossed out at my mere existence. Like, I was like, this isn't right. I was looking at my fingers. There was sauce on them.

And then I heard all y'all's chirpy-ass voices in my head. Be like, eat bad. Eat cleaner. Yeah, clean points too late. We want you around. Come on. Cook something. Don't die early.

So, my ass, I was like, okay, I'm going to go to Target, because it's elegant. I'm going to go to Target, and and i'm gonna go and find some meals and so what i did was i went into the target and i couldn't i was so damn confused because i was like how do y'all eat healthy where is all the healthy shit like what is this stuff like i didn't understand anything that was in there and then so i saw a fit guy he had a cut off shirt he had muscles and he looked like he ran a lot and so i was like i didn't understand anything that was in there and then so i saw a fit guy he had a cut off shirt he had muscles and he looked like he ran a lot and so i was like i'm gonna follow him i followed him through the store oh my god i'm just gonna get what he gets he got a bag of trail mix i said you bird i'm like i'm not eating that i'm hungry i'm a six seven two ten man i'm not

eating that shit and so then i saw two athletic women one of them had the calves of CJ, so I was like, she has to know what she's doing. She has to. And so I followed her. Oh, oh my God. Oh my God. You just followed a woman. Yes. That has the same physical features as your roommate around a Target at 11 p.m.

Because I wanted to see what healthy people eat. She was a healthy woman. I went to her and she got these little crispy ass, little biscoff, little ass chips i said who's eating that i was like that's for kids like i'm not eating that so then i was lost and so i said i said i'm gonna go around and i want chicken it's i know the chicken's gonna fill me up so i went to the chicken aisle and all the chicken was nasty it was little dino nuggets and i was like that can't be good i want to find something healthy i found the plant-based nuggets plant--based, I've heard, is good. It's what all you hippies eat.

So I was like, I'm going to eat that. So I grabbed that and I was like, I need sides. I need sides with this. I was like, where are the sides at? I go to the frozen aisle with the sides. They had corn and I heard corn's good. I heard green potato. What did I get?

Carrots. Sweet glazed carrots. I heard the carrots were good. I looked at the packaging. I was like, I don't know what sodium is. So I just kept going. I put it in the bag and I'm proud of myself myself i got two big ass waters too huge i'm so proud of myself and then i go home and cj comes in laughing he goes what is this he goes are you making

ask me if i was making funnel cake or something the smell of it and so i was like he's like are you making waffles and i was like no i'm healthy. He laughs and he's taking pictures of my bowl. I call you and you and your wife are laughing at me. And so y'all can't have it both ways. Either I'm going to eat unhealthy or I'm going to eat my healthy weird stuff. I'll allow you. I don't understand what I did wrong. You didn't do anything wrong.

It's just strange. Why is it brought up? Because it's strange. How? What's strange about it? What's the difference between what I'm doing and what you do let's call a spade a spade first off you just said something that i don't even i didn't even realize in the moment you didn't even eat real chicken you didn't even eat real meat i know it was healthier though it was plant-based

chicken yeah but it was healthy what is that was it breaded cauliflower i don't know i didn't i didn't read it it just said said healthy. Did it taste good? It had a green leaf on it. It's like, that has to be healthy. Like, that's healthy. And I felt better when I woke up. Hey, then honestly. No, piss on my grave and call me Suzanne.

I will. No, I'm not dabbing you up. Come on. There we go. But. Congrats. One of the roles in your life, other than being a tyrant in mine, is whenever we were, like, coming up together, you know, in college,

and when I first met you, you've always been invited to the cookout. Everybody has told me whenever I didn't know you and people were telling me about you, they were like, Cam's with it. Like, Cam's invited to the cookout. Everybody loves you from my culture, right? Thank you. But I really want to test if you're invited to the cookout. Yams.

That's how we're talking. Like, what would I bring? Do you think I like okra? If you were to just guess. 100%. You love fried okra. Oh, my God. You smack fried okra.

I love okra. I love okra. I love okra. Okay, so I'm not guessing foods? No. We're going to do the black acronym test. This is a very popular trend on TikTok and I want to test you to see if you're really invited to the cookouts, dog. Okay.

Okay. Okay, so basically I'm going to give you a scenario and then an acronym and you have to say what the acronym stands for. Okay. Blackronyms. I'm not repeating that one a scenario and then an acronym and you have to say what the acronym stands for. Blackronyms. I'm not repeating that one. Can I see the letters? It'll help me memory wise.

Or you can write it down if that makes it easier. Alright, Cam's got his whiteboard now. Are you ready? I'm ready. For your blackronym test. My blackronym test. You said you weren't going to say it. Oh my god, I did. Your mom would say this when you were hungry. I'm ready. For your blackronym test. My blackronym test. You said you weren't going to say it, but. Oh, my God, I did. I did.

All right. Your mom would say this when you were hungry. W-G-F-A-T-H. W-G. It's easy. F-A-T. Your mom would say this when you were hungry. Oh, shit.

Let me make it easier because I think the white person made this. Your mom would say this when you were out and you were hungry. Oh, my God. He's not going to do well. Are you kidding me? I might be choking on the first one. I feel like I'm a lot bigger than long. Okay, you're in the car. Okay.

You talk to your mom, and you say,'m hungry she would say well go oh my god yam are you kidding oh the black culture is not accepting hold on hold on hold on uh mom i'm hungry your mom would say this i am i am stooped uh well well is not it tell me the first word we we oh we got food in the house there we go okay there we go i think i was dead stuck on well Uh, well. Well's not it. Tell me the first word. We. We. Oh, we got food in the house. There we go. Okay. There we go.

I think I was dead stuck on well. Okay. That was a warm up. Round of applause. Round of applause. Hey, warm up. You always got to stretch before you lift. Come on. Here we go.

Okay. I'm locked in now. Your mom would say this when she was mad and you were crying. S-A-T-C-B-I-G-Y-S-T-C-A. Stop all that crying before I give you something to cry about. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, I told you.

Boy, you better stop all that crying before I give you something to cry about. What's the accent? What's the accent? Whoa. Whoa. Stop all that crying before I give you something to cry about. Okay. There we go.

I told you I'm locked in. You just need to warm up. I got to warm up. Your mom would say this before you went into a certain place. W-W-G-I-T-S-D-T-N. Your mom would say this. You're going up somewhere. You park the car, and your mom would say this before y going up somewhere You park the car

And your mom would say this Before y'all went in WW? Yes It's the W's You and your mom Just pulled up to this place Okay

You're about to go in She says this Right before you go in When we get in the store Don't touch nothing There we go When we get in the store Don't touch nothing

When we get in the When we get in That was the part that was throwing me. Okay, we got a couple more. I'm telling you, I'm at the cookout. Hell, I'm bringing dishes. You don't get to say what your place is at the cookout. Okay, okay. You just enjoy the music.

I'm happy I'm there. Enjoy the music and the food, baby. I'm in a tank top. There we go. I'm happy I'm there. You'd wear a tank top to the cookout? Yeah. Show my skin.

Prove that you're not one of us. Your mom... Oh, my God. My mom said this all the time when I made her mad. Okay. All the time. Your mom would say this when you tried her. It's very vague.

Okay. I-B-Y-I-T-W-A-I-C-T-Y-O. I brought you in the world, and I can take you out. Let's go. Cam's going to the cookout. Boy, I brought your ass in this world, and I can take you out. I've never seen – I've got to stop the action.

You've got to stop, and I've never seen CJ look so confused. CJ's like, they said that to you? CJ's like, they're speaking in code. Is there one more? Was that it? Was that the last one? That was it. That was it. That was good. I'm proud of you. That was fantastic. I'm proud of you. Am I worthy? Should we do a white version? Am I worthy? Can we do a white version? Can we find one? Hold on. Oh, this is going to be bad. Wait, for me or you? For you, right? For me, yeah. All right, so I couldn't find a white acronym list, but I found this. Things only white people would say. Oh my God For you, right? For me, yeah. All right, so I couldn't find a white acronym list, but I found this. Things only white people would say.

Oh, my God. Okay, so it's basically, it's like I give you the sentence, and then you have to finish the answer. Okay. Okay, here we go. Do we need that whiteboard? I don't think we need the whiteboard, to be honest. It's such a big whiteboard.

Huge whiteboard. Now my Ghibli bits are exposed. Good morning. All right, here we go. Only white people are corny enough to say this joke after saying goodbye to someone on New Year's Eve. See you blank blank. See you next year. See you next year.

I hate that. It's like, dog, you're going to see me tomorrow. Just be normal. I haven't taken a bath since last year. Oh, my God. That's the worst. That makes my hair stay. Like that ruby when she gets that little predator mohawk.

The spike, yeah. Okay. White people love to say this phrase when entering a crowded elevator. Whoa, it's a blank in here. It's a party. It's a party. It's a party. Be like, just get in or stay out.

Get in or stay out. You go, hey, Brian, it's pretty crowded. Just go ahead and stay out. All right. White people love to say this when they hear a child crying. Well, someone's blank blank. Someone's having a bad day. Close.

I thought that too. It's only two blanks. Blank blank. Well, someone's blank blank. Oh, someone's not happy. Call it crazy, dog. Well, someone's not happy. Someone's not happy. All right, Thomas. The baby's just. Well, someone's not happy. Well, someone's not happy.

All right, Thomas. The baby's just... It's not even your kid. All right, here we go. White people love to use this phrase as a way of saying they will get there somewhere... Oh. Oh, my God. Can't read, can he?

White people love to use this phrase as a way of saying they will get somewhere as fast as they can. I'll be there in a blink. I'll be there in a jiffy. What the fuck is a jiffy, dog? What is a jiffy? I'll be right there in a jiffy. I'll be there in a jiffy. Bro.

That's hilarious. Is there any more? Okay, here we go. White people love to say this in response to a server who is asking if they are all done with their food. Quote, still blank, blank, blank. I'm still blank, blank, blank. Still working on it? It's blank, blank, blank.

You still, give me the first. I'll tell you the two last blanks are small words. Very small words. I said on it. That's right. So what's the first blank I'll tell you, the two last blanks are small words. Very small words. I said on it. That's right. So what's the first blank? Still eating on it? No, close.

Come on. Way more white version of that. Come on. I'm finishing my plate. She goes, can I take your plates? And I go, no, I'm still. What is it? It was a small eating.

A small eating. Snacking on that? No. Come on. Come on. You know it. You 100% know it. Snacking on that? No. Come on. Come on. You know it. You 100% know it. Snacking?

I don't know. It's like a creature would do it. This is the next level of white. I've never heard. White people love saying this. When a server asks them if they're done with their plates, and they respond, still nibbling on it. Nibbling.

I can see Lisa said that. Oh, no thanks. I'm still nibbling on it oh my god hey you did good I did good thank you you're welcome to our

unseasoned cookout alright they're not you're welcome to our unseasoned cookout thank you so much thank you so much I appreciate y'all back there guys I need

I just it's a quick it's not oh my god I did that again it's not that big oh okay but I had a question do you oh no but I don't want to answer you anymore but ask no it's a quiz. It's not, oh my God, I did that again. It's not that big. Oh, okay. But.

I had a question. Do you? Oh. No, but I don't want to answer you anymore. But ask. No, it's okay. It's okay. You go, you say that.

You seem more excited about mine. Okay. Basically, the other morning, Liv was like, hey, I really want donuts. What the hell was that? I farted. Oh. It's just like a queef. I really want donuts.

It's like a butt queef. It like whistled out. It's like someone lit a match. It's just going, dude, I would do anything to feel one queef Out of my urethra Anything I just want to know what it feels like I feel like that would

It would feel like a Komodo dragon Breathing fire I think it would be kind of relieving If you queefed from your hole I think I'm sorry CJ But let's call a spade a spade brother If you queefed Yeah From your hole. I'm sorry, CJ, but let's call a spade a spade, brother. If you queefed from your penile hole, that would probably hurt.

Would you rather burp through your Johnson or fart through your mouth? You're kidding me. I'd much rather burp through my Johnson. Wait, do you have to be kidding? No, seriously. Got to mute that word. No, seriously. No. You can do a flaccid burp through my Johnson. Because I would... Wait, do you have to be... No, seriously. Gotta mute that word. No, seriously. No. You can do a flaccid burp.

That should be like... Like a little trunk. You go... You go... Oh, I got some acid reflux. Yeah, no. Yeah. You'd burp through your Johnson

or you'd fart through your mouth. Farting through your mouth is just like a stinky burp. Yeah. And worse noises. But my burp through your Johnson or you'd fart through your mouth. Farting through your mouth is just like a stinky burp. Yeah. And worse noises. But my burps are almost, they're pretty, they're pretty common. I apologize every time I burp because I know it's not like, I don't have a cute burp. Like, excuse me.

Mine's like, and it's like, it's like CJ's farts. Yeah. When I burp, it sounds like I'm in the middle of like an exorcist. Yeah. But go ahead. Ask your question. Very simply. Wife goes and gets donuts. I said, surprise me. She comes back with sprinkled donuts and i said that's nice what kind what kind of sprinkles what do you mean what kind of sprinkles

what kind of icing no no no what kind of sprinkles did she get on it sprinkles there's regular sprinkles just a sprinkle donut well there's different kinds of sprinkles there's not a universal sprink there's a different kind of sprinks okay they different kinds of sprinkles. There's not a universal sprink. There's different kinds of sprinks. Okay, they weren't festival sprinkles, so they were the regular sprinkles. No, but like, there's different kinds of sprinkles. Are you the donut cop? Who are you? Sprinkle police?

This is the second time in this episode I'm trying to inquire and you're getting on me. Relax. What kind of sprinkles does she have? What are you asking me right now? What are you actually saying? Yes or no's are different kinds of sprinkles. They're sprinkles? Yes. Do you know the different kinds of sprinkles does she have? What are you asking me right now? What are you actually saying? Yes or no's are different kinds of sprinkles. They're sprinkles. Yes.

Do you know the different kinds of sprinkles? Am I taking a cooking class? They're sprinkles. The flavor is sprinkles. You think your big back ass would know about the sprinkles? Okay, there's like little Halloween ones and there's festivals. There's festive sprinkles? Then there's regular sprinkles.

No, they got dot sprinkles. Like the little circle dots. Long sprinkle, short sprinkle, dot sprinkle. Festival sprinkles? Then there's regular sprinkles. No, they got dot sprinkles. Like the little circle dots. Long sprinkle, short sprinkle, dot sprinkle. Festive sprinkles. Long sprinkle, short sprinkle, dot sprinkle, festive sprinkles. Which one did she get you? Okay, take out festive. Yeah.

Long and short, never seen the difference. There's the stick ones and the dot ones. You've never had a thick sprinkle? Like a sprinkle that's like, I know I'm about to have these sprinkles. I thought he didn't like sweets. I don't, but I used to steal donuts from the local AGB. Maybe my dad would just take them out of the bakery and eat them and never pay for them. Sorry, Mark.

This is a fact. So I know about my sprinkles. I hated the dot ones. They reminded me of the dentist. It was like, it hurt. Are you kidding me right now? Yes or no, there's different kinds of sprinkles. But the, okay, there's different shapes.

If you're calling that, sure. Yeah, there's different kinds. That's not the same sprinkle. A long sprinkle and a dot sprinkle is not the same kind of sprinkle. It's a longer dot sprinkle. That's a fact. It's like a red velvet cake and a vanilla cake. They're different.

It's like a red velvet and a chocolate cake. No, no, no. That's not what I'm arguing, though. That's different flavors. So if I were to give you a red velvet cake, but it was just a chocolate cake, would you be upset with me? No. I would be upset with you.

Why? They're different. Isn't red velvet just chocolate? Kind of. It's literally just chocolate with red coloring. Yeah it's different but it's chocolate cake it's different though the name's different the appearance is different that's what i would be upset why does that matter though because i want a red cake i want a red velvet cake can you be real can you just be real for a second i just know what i like is it am i hooked like a lie detector test i just

know what i like i was just asking you so about lie detector test? I just know what I like. I was just asking you. So about her sprinkles, right? She got me a donut. I hated it. All right. All right. She got me a sprinkled donut. What kind of donut or what kind of sprinkles?

Sprinkle. Dude. What kind? Dead ass. What kind of sprinkles though? Dude, the regular sprinkles. I'll just talk to Liv. She knows.

I have the regular sprinkles. Okay, not the little ball ones. Okay, I hate those. The regular sprinkles. That's the worst. Okay, what's the worst kind of donut? Oh my. There's some horrible donuts. Campfire donuts. There's a campfire donut. There's nothing on it. It's just dough. It's the worst. Okay, what's the worst kind of donut? Oh my, there's some horrible donuts.

Campfire donuts. There's a campfire donut. There's nothing on it. It's just dough. It's literally just dough. No glaze? No, no glaze. So you're just round bread.

It's literally bread. That's not a donut then. That's just round bread. Blueberry donuts are unbelievably good, you stupid sacrilegious idiot. I've never had a blueberry donut. Blueberry donuts would change your perspective on existence. You know what I hate? The donuts I hate? Don't you see? The ones with the jam and jelly oh my god i hate those oh my god i hate those

oh my god worst kind of donut oh my god the jelly filled long johns what am i eating a salami sandwich no not the ones that come like this they're still rounded but anything with jelly inside if you're injecting my donut, I don't want that. I don't want filling in my donut. Nobody's injected your donut with jelly. Oh, my God. Oh, you've been to a weird donut shop, have you? No.

I've been to a common donut. Your donut shop in your local neighborhood got shut down. No, I had Round Rock donuts in my local neighborhood. You know that's gas. That's a Round Rock. Okay, what are the worst? Let's go top three worst donuts ever. Long Johns.

They have to be. Long Johns? Long Johns. It's the joint that looks like a skateboard that you worst? Let's go top three worst donuts ever. Long John's. They have to be. Long John's? It's the joint that looks like a skateboard that you can put jams in. Those aren't donuts. Those are called something else. That is a f***ing donut. No, those are called something else. It's like a quiche.

A quiche? It's like a quiche. A quiche is an egg-based dish. It doesn't have to be egg-based, but a quiche is something you bake at a breakfast hotline. No, but it's an Italian kind of thing. Let me not put race on it. There's enough to be partial here, but there's a long donut, and it has an egg. Long John.

What about a bear claw? You like a good bear claw? I've never seen that before. It's like a big brown one. It looks like a bear claw. They give it nothing. I have seen that, but that's a little subpar to me. I don't like it.

I just want a round donut. What about a glazed? Apple fritter. I've never had that. I'm not experimental with my donuts. You need to be. Like, when we used to go to college and y'all would get those cinnamon toast ones, and I was like, y'all are just big backs.

What about the 2021 special from Hertz Donuts, the Cookie Monster one, that came with the Oreo on top? Too much. Too much. I don't like that. Just give me a plain Jane donut. Cinnamon swirl. I don't like it.

I like glazed. Cinnamon toast. The best kind of donut, though? Best kind of donut? Glazed donut. Best kind of donut? Donut hole. No shot. Powdered donut? Oh, my God Best kind of donut? Donut hole. No shot.

Powdered donut? Oh, my God, a powdered donut? Oh, CJ feels me. Oh, my God. CJ knows. Speaking of the powder, how does the powder stick to the powdered donut? It's a fantastic question. How does it?

It has to be like moist bread, moist dough. I assume. You got time out. No, no, no. Okay. No, I was just assuming How they were made It would be

Basically You get the bread And you just roll it in A ton of Sprink Powder Powder there we go But how does it stick

Like the glaze Powder is sticky The powder is sticky Have you ever had flour And you put your hand In some flour And you put your hand Back up

You got flour hand Barely though And you can literally go like this. Well, I'm saying they roll it around. They have like this. They take the ball of donut, right? And they have a container of powder. And they swish that bitch around a little bit.

They sift it. Yeah. And then you got powdered donuts. Okay. What donut factory did you work at? What documentary did you watch? I didn't. But I went to the Blue Bell Factory once.

I'm on a field trip. Did you really? Mm-hmm. Was it cold? Did you take I went to the Blue Bell Factory once. I'm on a field trip. Did you really? Mm-hmm. Was it cold? Did you take field trips to the grocery store? Dude, you went to a strange-ass independent school this year. I'm going to be honest, bro. You could probably get a lawsuit.

There's going to be something about Pflugerville ISD. There was. Oh, there's going to be more. Here in 20 years, those commercials are going to be like, if you ever went to Pflugerville ISD, you are entitled to compensation. You have mesothelioma. You have mesothelioma. You have mesothelioma. You and your loved ones are entitled.

No, yeah. I saw we went to the grocery store and we got Buddy Bucks. What the fuck? Oh, you don't know the importance of Buddy Bucks. Oh, y'all didn't have H-E-B in Dallas. We didn't have H-E-B. H-E-B is, if you don't know, it's like the God sent grocery store. It's so good.

But they don't have this anymore. It's all pristine now. But they have Buddy Bucks. Basically, there's a man in a costume as a bag, a grocery bag. His name was Buddy. And he had bucks, like little dollar bills. And you could take the dollar bills. Well, you could take the dollar bills and go into a vending machine,

and it had these little balls that had the caps on them, and you could get a toy. I had so many chains. That's sick. Yeah. I don't know why we took a grocery trip, like a grocery store trip for the feels. That is strange as hell. They were trying to teach us how to do groceries, I think.

My coolest thing from grocery stores when we were young, they had the little game systems in the back plugged in with the TV. Oh, with the TV, yeah, Walmart. I went there and the controller was chewed to hell. I said, what rabbit kid got mad enough at a test run demo of a video game that he chewed the analog stick off of a Game Boy controller?

I said, whose kid is that? Why is he not on a leash? If he has the willing power to go and rip it off of an analog stick, he's a freak. Or she. Kids are freaks. But you know what else is freaker that's outside of humans? These robots that are coming around.

Elon Musk and his robots. Dude, me and Liv had a conversation, and we said we could see you buying one. The $30,000. We could see you buying one. I'm going to get one. I'm going to get one. Bro, you would sell. They have payment plans.

I can't afford that straight out. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, they definitely have payment plans. Yeah. You could probably finance it, like a car. But have you seen it? Dude, and they talk, bro. Talk to you. They help you with your tasks. Things can get strange, yeah. Well, I mean, they definitely have haven plans. You could probably finance it like a car. But have you seen it? Dude, they talk, bro. Talk to you.

They help you with your tasks. Things can get strange, bro. Things can get real dirty real quick. I missed. Things get wicked in a household. No, but imagine how productive I would be with this damn robot, bro. What would you want? Here we go.

Role play. Oh, yes. You just bought an Elon Musk robot. I role play as animals. Is that backyard again? What is that? Moo? I was a cow.

I was a cow. Keep going. What, am I supposed to milk you? What, I'm supposed to milk you? No, no. Okay, good God. You just bought an Elon Musk robot. Yes. You take him home,

you plug him in, set him up, software update. He's good to go. I don't know, is it double A battery? What are you telling him to do? What's the first thing? Clean. The first thing, yeah, you go, help me, you go, God help me. Can they cook?

If I, okay, first of all, if I have a robot, if I have an Elon Musk Tesla robot, first thing, he is my slave, dog. He belongs to me. He, anything I tell him to do, he must do. I know they can talk. If he backtalks me, he's going in a bath, dog. He's going underwater. You say that.

I'm telling you, this shit's going to get real close to Will Smith's hit movie. I don't believe that. What if you went, that's not what I told you to do. And he was like, I tried my best. And you went, are you back talking to me? He goes, yeah. And you went, all right. You went to strike him.

And he went like this. What if you literally went to strike him? And he was like. I'm like, no. I don't fear robots. I don't think any robot. You don't fear a man. I don't think any robot. Oh, you don't fear a man. I don't think any robot.

We could shut down in a second. Any robot. I don't. We have the artillery. Is that not a word? The artillery. Artillery. Artillery.

Whatever. We have the artillery and we have water and I have the power of electricity. I can literally shut off the breaker. Bro. Not charge him. Throw him in a bathtub. See, but that's all. Hit him with my car. have water and i have the power of electricity i can literally shut off the breaker bro not charge him throw him in a bathtub see but that but that's all hit him with my car but that that's that is you got to think now you need to think macro okay think about when cars first came out you could probably take out a model t with a hammer you could literally probably just whack it a couple

times that bitch is done yeah it's not driving nowhere yeah now you got cyber trucks that can withstand bullets yeah bow and arrows yeah flames right okay so imagine the evolution of robots right it's gonna get to a point god knows the military has been has already had yeah they have robots already had them working on them for years yeah imagine the next 15 but why i think it's a little racist i think it's racist that y'all automatically put harm and danger on these beautiful creatures of robots. Why can't they be loving and accepting? Because the race of robots, you're like, they're angry. Don't put them in our schools.

But you're already, dude, you're the problem. You're already the problem. And I'm accepting? No, you're calling us racist, okay? Prejudiced. You're being prejudiced. There you go. But you said they.

You said they. They, yes. They're their own entity. Oh, my God. He's a part of the problem, bro. How's that a problem? You're already giving it soulful characteristics. It is supposed to be property.

No different than a car. No one would ever be prejudiced to a car. Cam, I talk to my cabinets. I go than a car. No one would ever be prejudiced to a car. I talk to my cabinets. I go to the grocery store and talk to lettuce, bro. I'm like, you're not getting picked today, and I apologize. And then he goes, turns back around. It's a head of lettuce.

He's like, turns back around. I think they have cognitive reasoning. They have thinking. They do. they can talk they understand what's happening so why would I not talk to them like a they I am nice to everybody

I'm not a mean soul I'm nice to inanimate objects too until they screw me over but that's scary bro bro that's a different line so if I had a robot you wouldn't let it

I'd dab his ass over you and then I say Malik your kid is born your kid is born right I have my robot

we have a great rapport me and my robot I'd hope and I say, Malik, your kid is born. Your kid is born, right? I have my robot. We have a great rapport, me and my robot. I'd hope. And I say, hey, me and I-Bi. See, are you going to call him I-Bi or are you going to call him Randy? Like, give him a name. I'll probably name him Thornton. Thornton.

That's a good robot name. Thornton. Thornton, yeah. So, hey, me and Thornton are coming over. He wants to hang out with your son. Oh, no. See, that's wrong. No shot.

Why? He doesn't get access to my intimate life. But, okay. He can hold my box. That sounds absolutely wild. I'm like, good morning, Thornton. He's just like this. No, he can lift things for me.

He can paint. He can cook. You're not holding my kid. Why? That's my job. The robot's job is to aid your existence. Okay, but say. Not join your existence or then we're in the revolution in the age of the technological warfare and we will lose.

But say you've lost sleep. You're tired. You can't see straight. You're not functioning. You're so tired because your rat ass kid won't sleep. He won't eat. He just screams all day. You're tired. You can't see straight. You're not functioning. You're so tired because your rat-ass kid won't sleep. He won't eat. He just screams all day. You're tired.

You need help. You in the living need help. Right? Your household's in shambles. You need so much help. That's what I call you, not Thornton. Me? You think I'm taking care of a kid that can't sleep?

I'm going to say, hey, I got Thornton. Thornton's going to come over and help. You can watch Thornton. Watch him. Watch your kid. What sense does that make? I'll just watch the little bastard. No, I'm saying watch him.

Take care of him. Throw away the trash. Change the diaper. Like, that's good. Thornton's going to get my groceries. Thornton's going to cook for me. I'm buying this damn robot. Now that I'm thinking about it. I think you should.

I think you should. That'd be late. And we could jailbreak him. No. That's probably how. And we could jailbreak them. No. That's probably how they would revolt. 100%. I think robots are cool. No, I just think it's scary, bro.

I really think it's scary. But I think they said the same thing about Teslas, too. It's scary. They self-drive. They're going to kill you. They're going to bat at us. But did you see what Tesla just dropped? What?

Oh, yeah. The self-driving car. The fully self-driving car. No one's in it. Bro. That's cool. That is cool but you have to think i'm not being a pessimist in the ancient era i'm not being a pessimist in

like a uh like in conspiracy theory i'm just saying you you have to you have to think about this what if that technology falls into the wrong hands that's anything exactly but this is that's anything but this is going to be something super streamlined and normal no this is going to be way less acceptable than harmful things we have now but think about teslas in itself like 2011 2010 when it first came out maybe three of them in the world like on the road i would never get in a car that could drive itself that's fully battery no one said that i didn't say that you got you got your tesla in 2023 yeah but i never said that about tesla when it first came out i said that's so cool i was just broke I couldn't afford one. Exactly.

But now they're everywhere. Yeah. So then another couple software updates. That's the thing. These people, they're never like, and that's the way of business and technology, but they're never satisfied. It's always going to be better. They said the same thing about the internet when it first came around.

They said the same thing about- And is the internet not scary now? The internet first came out, it was AOL dial-up to send emails for business. It's not scary. It's not scary now. You get higher assassins! What do you mean it's not scary? I didn't know you could do that. That's the dark web. Go to d*** and learn something, guy.

Is that really a thing? Yes! Mute that. Bro, it's all about the evolution of it. The initial phase never scares anyone. Think about d***. Yep, nope, that's where we end it but you see what i'm saying you see what i'm saying bro it's no i think i was just scared of shit i'm not scared but you gotta think it's cool think future it's cool now but now this is the time you monopolize the robots you get as many robots as you can you create a little robot army

yeah i'm gonna take over your block dog guess what you create a robot army then you go downstairs one day and they're all looking at you like this what is that i don't know imagine something could come out of their finger just get you bro my robots will not betray me you can't control i control my robots no you can't that's the beauty of it you can't you cannot you can tell him surface level shit i need you to pick up this box i need you to click me there yes sir sit down she has a chip. You're looking at robots like pit bulls. The same way people look at pit bulls. You shouldn't get them.

They're going to attack. They're going to get you. Train your pit bull. Train your robot. But your pit bull has a limitation. This robot is limitless. No, it's not. It is limitless.

If I have to charge you, you're like, Unlimited power! This robot is, bro. If I have to charge you, I have the power. You don't get it. All I'm going to say is buy like a 2012 Ford truck, a couple thousand gallons of gas and a lot of water. Let's go to Wisconsin.

Alright, then don't ask my robot to do shit for you. I'm going to dab him up. I'm going to play with him. I'm just saying. No, you're not. Not even talking about him like this. I'm not talking about him bad. Thor'm going to play with him. I'm just saying. No, you're not. Not even talk about him like this. I'm not talking about him bad. Thornton has feelings. I like Thornton. Thornton's my dog. I'm saying Thornton one day could make you his dog.

That's it. End of the debate. That's all I'm saying. Robots are scary, but we'll see how it goes. That kind of leads us into people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. Pay and they can. Pop culture, pay and they can.

Pow! Pop culture. We're in Moomoos. We are. We look disgusting. My pop culture. Okay. Oh, I didn't know you were going.

No, it's okay. I thought you were introing it. Go, say yours. No, go ahead. I would love to hear yours first. I was going to talk about Outer Banks, OBX4. Go for it. I about Outer Banks, OBX4. Go for it.

I love Outer Banks. It's such a fun show. Season 4, part 1 just dropped. And this is where I'm kind of going into. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Netflix needs to stop with every show. I think they're forcing these shows to do part ones and part twos.

I don't like, I don't mind it. I don't like having to wait a month or three weeks between the two things, right? Like, it is,

I know they're trying to limit the binging, right? So people don't get tired of something and like, okay, we want the next season, we want the next season.

I get it, but it's starting to take me out of the seasons. I agree. It's starting to take me out of the storyline. I agree. And it's hard for when I'm watching the part one to like really get invested knowing and it's gonna leave on a cliffhanger i'm gonna wait a month and i'll get brought back into it and i

have to guide myself back into it i i don't agree on your first part i still get extremely obsessed and like into it but when that month takes place, we live life, bro. Like we, everyone does their regular shit. And then some random Wednesday night, I'm saying like, we do things like I'm not thinking about outer banks every day of my life. And we do shit.

You go speak for yourself. We do our normal stuff. And then a month later on a random Wednesday, it drops. My problem is sometimes I damn near forget what happened. That's what I'm saying. Like I love it. And then I go to,

and I'm like, man, now I got to rewatch it. But obviously it's to limit the binging. Like, I love it, and then I go to, and I'm like, damn, now I gotta rewatch it. But, obviously, it's to limit the binging, and it's to build suspense, bro. Because there is some people that are like, oh my god, it says the other episodes drop in 20 days. It's strictly business. I can't wait, 100%. It's strictly business.

Strictly business. But, and, let me talk about Outer Banks. I think it's one of the greatest things Netflix has ever made. I do. I like shows that are, like, dumb. Like, it's obviously, like. Corny, kindny kind of yeah i love a good cornball show outer banks has always been on that cusp of like okay these are kids and they're finding the world's greatest treasure like obviously that concept is crazy yeah the first couple seasons it was like yes they are doing that but then there

was like a family storyline like there's a lot of doing that. But then there was like a family storyline. Like there's a lot of shit that could actually happen. That is like, you know, whatever. Yeah. There's something that happened in this part one of outer banks. And this isn't a spoiler alert dog.

These kids, like these five kids, 17 year old, 19 year old, however old they are built a house. Yeah. No shot. They built a house.

No shot in hell. They literally found scraps and built a house and they live they built a house no shot in hell they literally found scraps and built a house and they live in it no shot no chance in hell i was like that they have running water yeah electricity no chance no shot in hell you got grown men that have given their life to be good at that and women this 18 and women of course this 18 year old kid just rocks up on the dock finds a couple of trees. He's like, here's our home. Yeah, and they witness people just get blammed.

And they're like, that sucks. And then they're all right. And I saw this on TikTok. Some of it was like, you're literally watching people get murdered. And you're like, ah, damn, that sucks. But God forbid the kooks say something to you. You're losing your mind. And I'm like, that's so true but i love that show

i think they have one more season in them after this and they're ending it oh my god 10 seconds on stranger things i'm almost done with it it's been too long bro that is the greatest netflix original ever yeah undoubtedly but where is season five holy shit like it's i think it's because like they said they're making movies each episode like each movie has the budget of a full length film

bro but so putting everything into this but to CGI it's gonna be super CGI yes

and it's like why is it taking so long it takes a long time to CGI not three years not three and a half years well you gotta think part of that was

contract negotiations all these kids got way more famous Millie bobby's the biggest face in there they're like she's probably like run me that bag now where i'm not touching is 12 so you gotta do that for eight ten different cast members right contracts all this you know how it goes location crew god i just time for filming it's honestly the love from it I have nothing against it it's just the love for Stranger Things wants me to come out did you know that the

Paul from Stranger Things Eleven's the guy he ordained her wedding oh it's sick I think I saw that on Twitter I was going to say for my original one was stupid I don't want want to say it anymore. But piggybacking off the Netflix, I know you do this because you've been editing for a long time.

I edited for the podcast. And you taught me. You trained me very well. Like a good dog. Like a good boy. Like a good robot. Like a good Thornton. You taught me to find the very specific details.

Things have to match up. Things have to line up. Like, you got to be really intricate, right? Mm-hmm. Do you ever sit back and watch full-blown movies, like box office movies, with shit that does not add up? Like the continuity? Continuity issues.

Yes. Constantly. Yes. Does that not bug you? One of the things about Outer Banks, that's what bothers me. One thing about Outer Banks is the ADR. And if you don't know what ADR is, it's basically you go back whenever they edit everything, but say there's too much wind in a shot or they didn't pick up your vocals,

you'll go into a sound booth and you'll watch it and you'll mouth yourself. You'll say the words. There's so much of that, especially in season three of three of outer banks when they'll literally be like this and they're saying something completely different and i'm like dude i i don't even remember the oh uh uh we were in oklahoma we watched a movie with her family it's called uh something about an app that tells you you're gonna die like countdown or some shit like that weird very weird weird strange movie but regardless there was so many continuity errors. Like, the biggest cringy one to me ever

is time. Okay. Long story short, like super long story short, basically this girl has like two minutes until she dies, right? The app says she's got two minutes left. Her sister, they're fighting.

Like, at the end of the movie, it's like the climax scene, okay? Sister's in this room. There's two minutes on her clock. The other sister's over here hiding. She has like maybe 30 seconds on her clock until she dies, okay? Sister's in this room. There's two minutes on her clock. The other sister's over here hiding. She has, like, maybe 30 seconds on her clock until she dies, okay? It pans to her. She's in the room.

She's hiding, and she's scared, okay? It goes 30 seconds. Remember when I say this. It goes to the other sister. This sister fights a doctor through three different rooms. I'm talking, like, a bar is hitting the doctor. They're falling over stuff. It pans back like real lifetime.

Like us sitting on the couch at minimum of a minute. Minimum of a minute of them fighting. It pans back to the sister. She's got 20 seconds left on the clock. You did all that. I said, how is this happening? And then in that same movie, she pours a glass of water from her sink.

It is like, it's this. It's like gray. Nasty water. Pans to the hallway because she thinks she hears something. Pans back. She's got filtered water. It's crystal clear. And I'm like, I just, it's like the thing.

You were like, bro, when you finish something, you got to watch it back. Make sure. How the hell. Did they miss it? And these are movies, bro. There is 30 30 40 people just behind the scenes on the cast minimum yeah how does no one see that yeah uh yeah or they see it and they they're like we can't go back like it's gotta stay if you ever want to bust the myth of

reality shows to see how like they're actually cut up and the conversations aren't real any reality show you watch and it's a food scene they're at dinner look at the conversations aren't real. Any reality show you watch, and it's a food scene. They're at dinner. Look at the food the whole time. Don't look at their faces. Don't look at the scene around. Look at the food. And you'll see the start of the conversation,

like the first sentence, there will be both full meals. The second, the reply, there's no food. No food. Steak's gone. No food. The reply to that, half the food's there. That's why Love is Blind has the gold chalices. You can't, they can't.

So they make, dude, they're thinking. They're smart. The continuity of it is fire. Yeah. God. Hey, we'll make a show one day. We'll make a movie. Let's do it.

Or something. Or we'll be in a movie. Let's do it. Or we'll be in a show. All right. Get us out of here. Well, that was. Oh, that was.

Pop culture. Paying in camp. All right. Get us out of here. Well, that was. Oh, that was. Pop culture. Pay in a camp. Pop culture. Pay in a camp. Pow. All right, everybody. Appreciate you coming back to episode 135.

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CVR. CVR. Canceled versus rescheduled. Canceled versus rescheduled. Please, God, let us know in the comments. Even if I'm wrong, I'll take it. I just got to read someone else. I can't argue with him all the time.

We always do, and he fries my brain. Anyway. I'm a good arguer. You're a fantastic arguer. Your points are sand. They're not a good foundation, but your arguments are like, they're like vibranium. Because I'm right.

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