You Should Know Podcast - WE WENT BROKE! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

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I got a quilt, ass pants, I have new shoes on. The comments can't make fun of me. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 58. Round of applause, please. That's what I like. That's what I like. That's what I like. That's what I like. And every time... I have never heard that come out of a human being. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 58. As you can tell, it's going to be that kind of episode. It is high energy, high vibes in the studio today. I got nice quilt pants on with some new shoes that I've literally had for under 24 hours and they're already scuffed.

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Oh, we got co-host Cam back in the studio. So I don't, you know, I don't have burlap pants on. I'm not wearing a U-shirt. It looks like it, though. It doesn't. It's North Face. But it's it doesn't it's north face but it's black it's the face the face from the north but whose shirt has better quality though to be honest this one that one's definitely thicker feels better this is a piece of shit you

want to see how i'm ripping my chest out uh and i'm wearing the same shoes so he has new new and cool so yeah he's just better than me but he'll never be smarter than me I actually have smarter than you in certain subjects Olivia find a find an IQ test right now Kim no no no find an IQ test you have miscellaneous knowledge I agree with I do know I have a lot of useless knowledge yeah my mom's actually told me that since don't point your finger I mean no my mom's said that since I was a young cat like she literally like she's like you have the same thing as your dad you all have a lot of just useless knowledge yeah like I know I've no stuff about like the pyramids and, she's like, you have the same thing as your dad. Y'all have a lot of just useless knowledge. Yeah. Like, I know stuff about, like, the pyramids and, like.

That's cool, though. I mean, it's cool, but, like, is it, what am I going to do with it? Am I going to make money off that? But if I had that much real estate like you do. Oh, because I have a big nugget. Huh? I have a big nugget. Yeah.

It's all right. Mine's all in my booty. Ooh, all the comments, Cam, so mean to Peyton. What about this? What about getting called hips for four months straight? Huh? You ever think about what that can do on a person's mental? No, it's good. Miss Lisa, you know I love you, but I'm not going to stop the LASIK jokes. Yeah, dude, my mom, my mom, every time she sees Peyton, she's like, Peyton, there's so many people

that thinks Cam has got that LASIK. She's like, why do you say that? I don't know what it is in the Kennedy household that y'all want to keep that a secret my dad's just like this I love Mike bro okay so this it's gonna be a fantastic oh my god

it's gonna be such a good episode this episode we got mama live on the episode this episode is brought to you by you should know's first ever live show June 30th

Dallas Texas Southside Music Hall just one more quick little like I'm just kind of nudging you cause cause uh a very decent amount of people

Have already bought tickets to it It's gonna sell out pretty soon It's gonna Just know your time's Ticking Ticking Wait what song is that Tick tock

On the clock Not that one DJ turn my speakers Oh Oh no No No what the hell was that You did the licking

You're a freak bag What was that No She did that in the song No I don't care if she did it Key word She that in the song you buy have more sex appeal than her I'm a sex symbol. I am NOT

You don't see me like that's that's GQ. You know people see and they go that's that's sweat. That's deodorant That's a walking stick of failed deodorant dude it's gotten to the point like we'll talk about this is what the topic but when we went to the club to celebrate nectar's launch like some fans like the first thing they always say to me is like are you sweating right now are you good right now is it too hot in here no that's bad no it's bad sorry i'm making a job hard i love it but what were you gonna say sorry. But what were you going to say? Sorry, I cut you off. I don't know. No, you were going to say something. And then I said this is going to be a great episode.

Oh. Oh, you were going to say something. I was saying we spent a lot of time together this week. We did. Because you're my boyfriend. Smooches. Sorry, Liv. Liv is like, I don't like this.

Liv's literally like this behind the camera. But one of the things. One of the things. Whenever she's not here, you you wear mine the one I got you but um One of the things also we're. I have a speech impediment. You have a lot of impediments. You're my impediment.

You have a sweat impediment. What? You have a hip impediment. Yeah, okay. Well, you have a rib impediment. You have a head impediment. You have a lung impediment. I have immune deficiencies.

Okay. Okay. One of the things we did this week together is we celebrated the launch of Nectar with Under the Influence podcast. We're doing a Texas tour. Shout out to them. They're legends. We, I mean, we love y'all.

They love us. We, we, we made this little bond and like great relationship, but y'all, I mean, we, I'm not saying this just because the camera, we told them straight to their face and we text them and tell them, but it's like, they're doing the damn thing. It's very inspiring. They are. It is very inspiring. They are absolutely just paving the way in this industry and it is it's sick to be a part of and watch like yeah it's it's fantastic it's dope like they are really

killing it and they even told us so we we told them when we were in la i don't know if you remember this we told them they were like yeah whenever we come out uh to texas and this was like like hindsight like way like like they knew they were coming. They didn't know when. They didn't know how big. They didn't know how they were going to market it, all that stuff, right? So they were like, yo, whenever we come out to Texas, like it should be awesome.

Like we definitely got to go out and whatnot. We were like, dude, you're going to have fans there. Like it's going to be, like it's going to be popping. It's going to be fantastic. And we get there Thursday after their launch. First off, their launch at HEB in Dallas sold out. A thousand people. Sold out.

For a physical product. Lines out. The two pallets of nectar, gone. Unbelievable. Out of there. Get out of there. Super gone. Then afterwards at Bottled Blonde here in downtown.

Yeah. So we pulled up when they told us. They were like, hey, bro, we're going to get there about 10. Y'all should come. Da, da, da. So we get there. Respectable were like hey bro we're gonna get there about 10 y'all should come da da da so we get there respectable timing right yeah we get there it's still not where it's like every light is off it's not full club like midnight one o'clock yet and there's already a lot of people so many people on a thursday already a lot of people we're just like golly their face is all over the thing oh my god it literally you would have thought bottle blonde was sponsored by nectar and not like nectar was having their thing there it was unreal they had they made deals

it was like six dollars for a can of nectar or 12 for a can that came with a tequila shot yeah they're having deals it's unbelievable so then we're sitting there we go um we we meet up with them we're in their section whatnot we're all just hanging out enjoying each other's presence and then it just got nutty that's what i want to talk about nuts so it was out of literally out of nowhere hundreds of people had to have been and i'm not exaggerating it had to have been like a complete climate change within i swear on everything it had to have been like 12 minutes it was where it went from like you could move you can talk a little it's still obviously loud because you're in a club to like just full-blown like raging club.

And I've been to Bottled Blonde on like Saturday nights when it's like popping nights and it's never been like that. That was mental. It was so – it was very fun. I hope whenever we do our after party that it's like that. Oh, yeah. But one of the things – I want to get into how we are. Like you give your opinion on me in a club and i'll give my opinion on you in a club how do you think i behave in clubs this is i can't stand up so you see everything but this

is paid audio listeners oh you got i gotta go to the video you gotta go over this week you at least gotta go check it for that right there. No, I definitely got a little night weird ass two step. The sunglasses do go on. No, Peyton. I mean, I'd say we're not too far off from each other. We're both like, we're obviously going to have fun. Yeah.

But you're never going to see me like Swanton bomb off a table. Like I'm never going to crowd surf. Like one, I'm too damn large to do that. I literally ass no one here can lift me concrete if i tried to do that but no i mean we i say we both on a scale of like loser to fanatic we fall in the respectable turn up that that's the the the boundary we fall if i get really into my bag it's like i'll grab a bottle and i'll like pretend like it's a concert. Like I'm definitely like, yeah, I mean, I just, I can't wait to hear yours. But another thing that is really important is the DJ bro. Like a lot of people think a DJ is just like, Oh, they're just someone they're paying to play the music. Absolutely not. You said that was the case. You could just give it to the club owner. He could

plug into an ox. The DJ is sitting here, mixing stuff, reading the environment. If that was the case, you could just give it to the club owner. He could plug into an ox. Yeah. The DJ is sitting here mixing stuff, reading the room. A lot of people think DJs have their set lists. Some do. Some do, which they're, I mean, I would venture to say most do. But the ones that can venture away from it. Adapt to the environment. To the environment is like, it makes it euphoric. Like, it makes the whole night just fantastic.

So, definitely depends on the DJ too. But I would say we're both, we have a great time yes but we're not we're going to be able to walk out yeah oh yeah for sure like we're not going to be like until we hit the water burger parking line oh yeah well okay and then we go to the elevator there's piss in it that was that we might have to just put that literal 10 second clip in patreon basically long story short we left the club we we end up back at payton's we get in the elevator to go up to his place there's a puddle of urine it's like dark yellow urine it's like full-blown piss in the elevator and it reeks oh my god it was so. You, me, and Ryan were just, we were crying laughing, but also like.

This is how Cam is in the club. He's, oh god, I'm so nervous. I just started sweating. Cam grabs. I know what I do, but I still don't know how you're going to make me seem. Cam grabs a drink, right? So his phone is a drink. Like, he has his, like, cranberry tequila or whatever he's got.

Cranberry vodka. It's not tequila. It's cranberry vodka. Cranberry tequila would taste awful. That would taste like a chamoy. Is Casamigos not tequila? Yes. That's what was in that.

No, that's what we had that night. But I'm saying the obvious is cranberry vodka. Okay. Oh, sorry. It doesn't matter what I'm drinking. I'm drinking it. It's in my hand. This is when you know Cam's having a good time.

Oh, God. I'm so nervous. His eyes close a little bit. He makes a frown. And he goes. That's it. Right there. Right here.

I'm like, yep. Cam's having a fantastic night. You add a little bit of driving the car. A little bit of the spin. And he's like. Yeah. It's all to the. It's all the DJ.

It's all the DJ. Because if you're in a club and it's just. Drop it. Drop it low. Eat it up. Bobcat, now Joe. Like, if it's that, bro, I'm not going to enjoy myself. That's not me. That's not who I am.

But if you're just giving me, if you're throwing me future, Don Toliver, baby king, little baby, gonna, drizzy, future. I will be in, I will be right. Here's what is in his thugna. Drizzy. Future. I will be in. I will be right. He was in his thug bag. Yeah, I'll be having a blast. But that never lasts too long. Oh, no.

Then Cam turns into a dad. I'm like, I'm having fun. I see my best friend vibing. I'm like, fuck yeah. Cam's having a good time. And then I close my eyes for like 10 seconds because I'm vibing. Why are you closing your eyes? I love closing my eyes in clubs.

That's weight. That's such a big. That so irresponsible okay that's so irresponsible yeah but that's what he does when he's fine are his eyes open or closed okay he's wearing sunglasses and so am i yeah so but then i'm like where's cam like where the hell did my friend go because i have to make sure he's okay he's always find somewhere to sit and i'm like why are you sitting down here it's my hip i swear to god it's my hip and knee combo bro if i'm up for so long especially i'm doing a lot of bouncing on it a lot of uh a lot of plyometric work i mean it just gives out gives out on me. Like it's like a power drain.

It just gets to zero. I got to recharge it. So I literally just be like, he's not kidding. That's actually hilarious. I'll be vibing and I'll be like this. And I'll almost look pissed off. I'll be like. Yes bro, you look upset.

And so I always go to check on him. So I go, hey bro, you good? And you're like, on his phone. And he's like, yeah, no bro, I'm good. Just give me like 10 seconds. I'm like, what the fuck? Get up. I thought when you said the dad, I thought you were going to spin it into,

because sometimes I'll do this too. I'll be so into it. And then I just start just gazing. Oh, yeah. And just observing. And I'll literally look like an undercover cop. Like I'll be standing there and I'm like this. I'm like, we got one right here.

And I'm just, it's not like, I'm not, there's no fear or anxiety, but I just like, I don't know. It's like, I like to see what's around me. And I'll literally just be like this. I'll be in the middle of the song, and I'm like, I'm just going. It's like I snap back to reality real quick. One of the things, I was just, so the weather is getting better, right? There's like warmer days now. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Okay. It's like, oh, it feels good outside. And I have a Jeep, so I roll down my windows and I just like the vibe. I've always wondered, you know dogs, right? Dogs put their head out of the window and they look like they're having a fantastic time. I do it and I can't breathe. I do it.

I feel like I just got chloroform ragged. Like someone's like trying to knock me out. That one video when we were in Austin. Oh yeah, in the car. I stuck my head out and I literally was trying to speak. I was like. And you can't breathe. I don't know how the hell, dog.

But I do it when I drive. Because you would think you could see better. Your whole perception is fucked. If you're not looking out of your windshield and try to do it. Yeah. You can't breathe and you can't see. You're like. You just go.

Wham. Right into the median. To the median. The median. Watch it, buddy. A little sick bag. And why do they do that? I don't know, bro.

I'm trying to think. What joy does it give me? Probably because they got good snoo. Okay. They probably got good snoo. You're trying to be offensive. I'm going to turn, what joy does it give me? Probably because they got good snoot. Okay. They probably got good snoot. You're trying to be offensive. I'm going to turn around in three seconds. You're going to recreate a snoot.

And if you have that same thing, we got to go. What's wrong with this snoot? He said, they got a good snoot. They got a real good snoot. He was like, their nose is nice no no no dogs can smell very good so that's probably they're getting everything it's probably euphoric all the weaned it probably is the weaned yeah they they but how do they how are they breathing so good though that's the dogs breathe out of their tongue don't they smell out of their tongue

don't say anything what the hell did you just say don't dogs breathe dogs smell out of their tongue? Don't say anything. What the hell did you just say? Don't dogs breathe out of their tongue? Yeah. Define that. Explain that. Give me a crash course. What does that mean? How do they breathe out of their tongue? Oh no! That's like saying, elephants breathe out of their hamstrings. How do you breathe out of a muscle? I misspoke.

Okay, thanks. They sweat out of their tongue. That's right though. That's what they do. I read it in a lab one time on a website. No, they do. They sweat out of their tongue. That's what panting is. That's what I've read. No, that's when they're sweating and they're hot.

Sweat out of their tongue. They don't secrete the sweat out of their tongue. No, but the same way we sweat out of our pores, that's what panting is, no? No. Panting is like them cooling themselves. It's like... Yeah. See how your tongue is?

Yeah, but it's not sweating. Stick it out when you do that. Uh-huh. Bro, you need help. You need help. Uh-huh. We got to stop doing this. There's some comments that think there's some funny business going on here.

What? Stop! We have a funny business, but not that funny business. We got a little good funny business. I think I got average foot. No, bro. Dude, no. Okay, but honestly, socks aren't that dirty.

I got these in the P.O. box. Show the camera! Dude, they're not bad. They're just black. It's like the rug under your bed's made of charcoal okay but they are black and you just spit when you said that dragone has liquid on him and it's right there the tip of my finger itches you need to calm down i haven't i'm an honest question come back to reality you are snap back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes gravity choked

he's so mad but he won't give up. Okay, stop. I have a question. Honest question. And honestly, I was like, don't try to be cool. Oh, no. I saw that shit and it was great. Oh my God, it was silver. It was silver. It was silver.

It was in there for a while. Your spit was silver. Dude, my aunt does a nasty dish out the ankelin I love you focus. She does that and she puts it into a napkin. She just folds it Oh, no, I oh my my mom. That's the maddest you'll ever Don't do that shit around no holding it is disgusting. Yeah, she said that's that's really bad. I love her she goes I'm sorry. No, that's really that's That's really bad. And Kellen's the best. I have an honest question for you.

Okay. Because you always make fun of my socks. But honestly, bro, how often do you change your socks? Honestly. Okay. The simple fact that you're asking me this question has already invigorated me. Like, I'm already angry. It's a good thing.

Invigorating is good. It's a good word. It's a good word, but that means a good thing invigorating my panties are in my Sorry, what are the man? Do you know that just plays with his crotch? The fact that you're asking this implies That you keep a pair of socks for an overly good time No, I'm saying but how often so are you to lie and say you change your socks every day? I change my socks every outfit.

If I shower in the middle of the day, I'm putting on new socks. Why are you showering in the middle of the day? If I go to the gym. Uh-oh. I don't do that. I wake up. I have socks on my feet. If I come back, I shower.

New socks. No. I wake up the next morning. If all I do is wear these socks from getting out of the gym, staying in my house, to showering the next morning, new I do is wear these socks from getting out of the gym staying in my house to Showering the next morning new socks. This is my science, right? I have this so let's go with this pair of socks No, I go through two pairs of shot be science two pairs of socks per week holy shit

Two per week no listen. I have the bad feet give a bet. Oh, I'm bad toe You have horrible foot health. Two per week? Listen, though, it's a science. Four. It's a nasty science. For four days, Monday through Thursday, it's the same pair. On the weekends, I do the new pair because I go out.

Peyton. And then on the next Monday, that first four. Right? That first four days, I go with that original pair of socks I wore last Monday. Four days. What the? And then weekend. You just, you recycle the four-day sock for another four-day cycle.

So eight days of that sock. Holy hell. Dude. It's like eight and six. No, that's. That's the math, right? Oh my God. But, but.

You just, you just, you just said that you wear two pair of socks for two calendar weeks. It's the miscellaneous laundries that I don't like. Because it's such a daunting task. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Throw it in with any load. Any load. Wash it and dry it.

Wear a new one. No, but they flee. They always go. And I don't like losing things. I have a slight hoarding problem. That's why I have beef in my freezer from January. Oh, my God, you do. No, he actually does.

Like, there was beef in his fridge that said January 27th. Freezer, freezer. Yeah, I was freezing because it's still good. It's kind of like astronaut food. Astronaut food, yeah. Space is real. No, but space, well, we don't know too much about it. We'll dabble into that.

You wear two pairs of socks for a 14-day. Yeah. Science. I go through two packs of socks in a 14-day time period. Yeah, but that's because you're hiding something, though. What am I hiding? You're overcompensating for your ratchet-ass toe. Hey, you're ranking ass feet.

No, honestly, my feet aren't bad, dog. Oh! What the? No, honestly, my feet aren't bad, dog. Oh! What the f- No, he doesn't! Pretty feet, his toenails curling over the toe. And they're so white! And there's so much space in between them. That's how I-

They're literally like this. His feet are like that. Like, there's that much space in between the toes. What noise did you just make? What noise did you just make? You're it. I Used to have this thing where I wanted to cut off my pinky toe to see how it would be in my what feel it I'm not feeling is there red in my son

You're bleeding. Oh my god. You're bleeding at one point you bled and you put the sock back on. Oh my god No, there's infections. There's infections look at your bro. No, he does not have pretty feet. No, he does not They look clean cuz they're white as Cuz they're eggshell white and baby ass bald There's no hair on his feet doesn't doesn't mean they're clean. Keep my lower back. No, his lower back's a little grassy knoll. It's disgusting. Mine is too, but yours is dark hair.

I can get away with some peach fuzz. Yours is literal like it could be braided. Where is... Oh, your hair's right here. That's where you got me beat. Right above the nip. Yeah, right around my invisi-nips. I gotta get rid of that oh

Oh, oh, oh my god, excuse me. Oh no hell. No. There's no excusing that There's no excusing that he sniffed no excusing that. He sniffed it? I'm trying to see if there's a little dribble. What the? Why are you touching it? Get away, bro. Get away. Get away.

Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. You just sniffed it. You ranking bitch.

Oh, my God. You rancid ass. Oh, oh no it doesn't smell good over here no it's because there's okay y'all can you can't pick up what just happened you're touching so much nose right now you should not be bro you just touched your ass sniffed it now. You're playing with your face. I was outside of the underwear There's a like a stench cloud around you Scooch you could you one of the also

One of the things... Okay. Whenever... Calm down. I can't move my head that fast. It hurts. It really hurts. So much density. You remember that jacket? I was like this.

My butt went like this. I'm getting a little febreze in my mouth. It's better than my ass wind. My point went like this. You okay? I put Febreze in my mouth. It's better than my ass wind. The Febreze in my mouth. That Febreze smells good, though. Yeah, it does. You need to change your socks.

We were trying on hoodies the other day, and I tried one on, and, like, the style of the hoodie was, like, a really tight neck. I swear to God, I put on this hoodie. I put arm first, arm first to just, like, pop the head over and I literally like this I was like Like it wasn't I Audibly out loud was like oh my god, and he was crying laughing in the middle of the story He was literally crying laughing like people went through the thing like this It shot out like a like a I was I say a very good very gross thing like a turd

No, I was gonna say like a newborn like gross thing like a third no I was gonna say like a newborn like it oh yeah it was like like a new world he was he lose going people are looking at us oh my god oh what what i was saying is it's got so high near where's the fan kiss you oh where is the fan oh yeah um one of the things because i live i live in the city right like i live downtown area i i love the downtown life i love it i love the city the chaos the thing i don't like about living downtown is the birds downtown birds are from a different planet i like my birds sprinkled a little bit of fear okay yeah they need to they need to respect you as a human as a man as a human being that can hurt you you need to fly away when i approach you so these birds are ruthless they don to fly away when I approach you. Oh, so these birds are ruthless. They don't fly away.

They're just like, they're literally like this, with their little arms like, what? Like what? You trying to take this piece of shit on the ground, huh? That's my food, that's my dinner. They're sitting there just getting ready to stab ya. They're sitting there, No, that's, no I get what you're saying. We're not sharing space, huh? This is my sidewalk.

Man, build this. You go to the forest. Yeah, I don't- City birds suck. They're thugs, bro. I don't like it. I do not like city birds. Hey, oh my god, they do travel in packs. They do travel in packs.

They do travel in packs. They are little games. They're like- Do you see her hands? See, I'm talking about fight chicken shit. Hit them with that B-Symoné. She said. Dude, B-Symoné at the nastiest point.

That was the nastiest point ever. I do know y'all. She's like, I do. Put your hands down. That was gross. Bro, no. I love B-Symoné. These birds.

Wow. These birds. These birds are. Like, that's why they have to put literal needles on, like, the streetlights and stuff. So they don't get up there and mess with it. Dude, they are bold. They're bold as shit. It's like, how do you not know I can snap your neck?

Yeah. I feel like they put up a good fight, though. No. Pigeons? A bird. City birds? A bird would literally peck me and I'd go. It'd be instant.

Do you think you could do that? If it was pissing me off and it was trying to eat something of mine or like. Now, would you get your white get your point no, I would definitely Know I would like in terms of physical exertion to be extremely easy to off one, but in terms of like Moral like gosh, I really do this. I don't think I could no yeah I don't think I grab it super mad just throw it. I don't like people that hunt okay that's that's a good topic i mean i don't mind the people that hunt but i don't like i don't like scrolling through my thing and you holding a dead animal yeah like

this and there's literally like there's a bow and arrow like an arrow stuck inside like a gunshot in his neck and it's like dead eyes and you're sitting like this but that's like the most like i understand both sides it's the most primal like instinct of man is hunting and getting your food you don't have to you can go to walmart it's like hey they do it for you big guy but i also like always wanted to enjoy this sport of like getting like a like a rifle going to the forest but i just want to do without killing the animal yeah i just want that i don't know you just want to make it suffer that's what you're saying no i don't want to hurt it at all but i do want to feel like if i could if i could go hunt and shoot one bullets no and actually shoot one but it's fine that's why how do you think that's gonna work but that's why i haven't done it yet

that because that's not an option have you seen how big these no they they're in North Moosey's are big Stop saying Moosey's would it be me sir? Mooses Moosey's just moose. I think a little moosey. I think just moose I'm gonna call you if you walked up to a moose and went it would literally go And it would just slam you the matches are big moose are enormous yeah they're enormous aren't they like one video in uh canada when he's walking on the street oh my god that shit was bigger than cars like it was huge that's a question i have what is the purpose of some of these animals oh they all have a purpose i don't know what though like i don't understand like maybe it's my diabolical hate for these animals. I hate ostriches.

Why are they here? He hates ostriches. What do they do for the ecosystem? They do something. Oh, I'm not doing it yet. For Patreon, we're going to do a drive-thru safari, and I swear to God, Cam's going to be driving, right? You're going to be driving, Bubba. I'm fine doing that.

I'm speeding past ostriches. All of our lives would be endangered if he was behind the wheel. I'm, like, heading straight. He's like, no, no! He flies off the path, runs over a lion. The other seven come to attack us. Are you dumb? That's terrifying.

You think there's lions in a drive-thru safari, Cam? Where do lions live? The safari. Where are we going? A drive-thru safari in Oklahoma. There's not lions out there. There could be Simba. Simba could be out there.

Cam, you think they're going to put the most dangerous animal. No. Yeah. No. But it's just for sake of. Like, you just shut down. No. I think it's time for.

Dude, the fact that you're having an itch. Okay, you need to wash your hands. Now that we talk about it. You've already had a half loogie come up. I don't know if you ever touched it or not. You took a shit in your pants. You wiped it. Got a little waft action from sixth grade science.

Said one of these big guys, you're scratching your face and you're touching your feet. And this part of my leg is numb. You know what I mean? I'm not getting good blood circulation. It's because your pants are made of burlap and it's like probably just cinching on. Dude, my ass gets wet in Lululemon breathable. Imagine right now. I could feed a small village with the amount of water that's in my ass right now.

I could pour out about 18 fluid ounces of liquid out of my butt right now. Like my crack. Dude, I'm sorry, y'all. You know like a washcloth after you shower and you can wring it out? Like if you did that to my cheeks right now, it would just be like... Hey, you either love me or you love me no no don't love him he hates him he hates him shut up okay this is uh it's every people's favorite segment you know what it is pop culture painting cam pop culture with payton and cam

whoa so okay mine is i want to give a big shout out and rest in peace to the GOAT, the legend himself, Jerry Springer. One time, Jerry Springer. God. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Dude, I used to watch that at my grandma's house.

God, it was so good, bro. So good. That's prime television. It was. That was very good. I used to always get on there to watch the fights. Oh, my God. You don't know who would come out. You don know who would fight a girl from my school was actually

on it i believe it no in your school yeah oh wait i know who you're talking about yeah because you talked about yeah wow but wild isn't it kids now okay so i posted on twitter like recipes to the legend because he's a legend uh and a bunch of kids like respond they're like who's that it was like oh it just grinds you you'll never understand the power of skipping school or like playing sick and watching that for eight hours watching jerry springer and maury oh my god oh maury or if you got a real good day you get steve wilco show at the end bro you do that with a bologna fold over some sliced sharp cheddar cheese some original lays some mini dill pickles and a diet coke all at your grandma's house on a paper plate with napkins oh oh man nope yeah you're done with jerry springer's more you go into her computer room because she's not doing

anything important on the computer you ask her to leave and you play millsbury and you listen to t-pain music videos in the background not millsbury but runescape oh my god a good runescape escape in millsbury god but jerry springer if you don't know is basically this show i don't even know how to describe those relationship problems there is social problems it's like a violent dr phil yeah like they come on for advice there's a live crowd typically the person that has been wronged or has been hurt tells their story builds up the hype and then the person that has been wronged or has been hurt tells their story, builds up the hype, and then the person that does the wrongdoing comes out. There's some good endings.

There's some endings where they talk about it, they hear the crowd reaction, crowd ask questions, and then they end up loving each other still. But half the time, it's like, this girl got cheated on, this guy comes out, and then they bring out the cheater. The girls fight, and the guy's like... And this was before How the World is now, before cancel culture. Yeah. So it was so good. Oh, it was so good. It was so rich.

And then at the end, everybody that was. Is it cheddar cheese? No. At the end, everybody that was participating in the show that just got in fights with their bloodied shirts sit on the stage. Yeah. And then Jerry goes in the crowd and hands the mic to people in the crowd and the crowd just dogs them. Or if you didn't want to speak, the Jerry Beads, that's a little PG-13, but they would

literally, the girls would be like, I'm just here for my Jerry Beads. Woo! That shaped me as a young man. That shaped me. I was like, yes! Jerry Beads! He's like, ah! You're going like this with your ponytail?

I had to call my tail down But no for a Series bringer we'll get off the somber note. We'll go to mine. Mine's very simple short to it L.a. L. A and six. I don't know why I did that one. Oh my god He's best. Oh my god. I did in four why i did that oh my god he's messed up oh my god i did in four i did eight then four that i did seven la and six john morant bye bye buddy you're not good in the west good in the west first round bounce out see you buddy dylan brooks oh uh you suck okay that's cool you averaged 11 points in the series you called lebron old and said he's bad but he gave

you about i think he averaged 24 throughout the series with double digit rebounds. See you, buddy. Enjoy Cancun. You know, every NBA player friend that we have and that I've talked to, nobody likes Dylan Brooks, like in real life. No, yeah. Like no one likes it. Because they say he's a clown. Yeah. Like he's, it's literally like, um, what's his face from the UFC, but he's actually good at fighting. Colby Covington. Colby Covington. Colby Covington. But Colby Covington was about to get cut off the roster, so he completely switched his entire demeanor. He made a character. That brings a ton of attention and money to the company.

I respect that. So they have to keep him. That's Dylan Brooks. His nickname is Dylan the Villain. Like, bro, you suck. What are you good at on the court? He's not a great three-point shooter. He's not a great athlete. You're not a great defender. You don't set screens and have IQ like Draymond. You're just running.

You're out there. 11 points a game. Cool. Like, yeah, you're in the NBA. Obviously, you're very good at basketball, but in comparison to your other counterparts, you're bad. I don't know what else to say. That's great.

He's just there because he has a storyline behind him. He sucks. We'll see where he goes in the offseason. Get him out of Memphis. He sucks. I love it. I'm done. Sorry.

I love it. But that was this week's.'s great i really hope someone clips that it's gonna go viral hey if you have a sports page on tiktok we give you full permission to clip that and put it go for it shoot at him yeah at him at us anybody trash see you yes that's what i like that's content baby sorry i love it i arm. Well, that's this week's Pop Culture Payday. Pop Culture Payday. I got a question, Cam. You got so quiet.

I got a question. So quiet. In the shower, right? Mm-hmm. In the shower. Oh, God. I've stated this on the podcast before that i have pet peeves that people that get dressed inside of the shower like they don't

leave the environment of the shower to get dressed that's me but i people have been getting on me like people that spend the night at my house they get mad at me on how i dry off after i shower oh my god do you have this problem with me too yes it's so damn annoying no it's not bro yes it is i dry off out i get out of the shower soaking wet and i so stupid i drive in my bathroom no live gets out of the shower and there's literal soap still on her back no that's just not good you're in a rush get wetter take the soap off no but i'm saying i can't get dry in where i was just wet in that steamy environment i had to get out of that no i panic and the people like oh there's a there's a flood in the bathroom literally your bathroom mat's always so quick i i could literally get

when i'm done with the shower I could step out of the tub and I'm dry. I'm completely dry. I Don't get that bro. Why because it's such a wet environment still exactly so I want to be out of the wet Give me out of the wet. I want to be out of the wet all the water That's gonna fall off me from drawing first off. I have a whole routine I'll go you through it cut the shower off take my hands through my hair try to get as dry as i can then i take my hands oh you're one of those bro you're like you're living in the like like you know like yeah like i go i get all the excess water i hate people like that i try to get my back

and then i'll grab the towel and then i'll try to get my back in. I grab the towel. Ring-a-ding-a-ding. I'm just kidding. I'll grab the towel, and I go to my face first. Dab my face. Do my hair, arms, everything. I could literally get out of the shower and immediately put clothes on. Bro, and you do it inside of the bathroom. Yeah. You're a sick freak, dog. No, no.

Do you understand my rationale? There's a flood every time you shower. There's a flood every time you shower. It's the bathroom. That's disgusting. There's poop in there. Mildew buildup, water every time you shower. It's the bathroom. That's disgusting. There's poop in there. Mildew buildup, water on the ground. It gets in the cracks and crevices.

There's nasty stuff. Matter of fact, we shook your little thing. A literal ball of hair fell out. So you can't say a damn word. We shook his bath mat because I thought I lost my earring. A damn hairball. A hairball fell out. He doesn't own pets.

So that should tell you what you need to know about his bathroom there's just like a random there's a pill on the ground there's medication there's a hairball is okay but the bath mat is drenched okay you could ring his bath mat like it's disgusting but you're not understanding me okay go for it why i don't understand the science of okay i i get hot showers yes steam steam yes very steamy hot can't see yeah that's that that right there i can't it hurts me so i turn off the water and there's still steam surrounding me it's like i'm in a sauna get out i can't get dry if they're still wet hitting me. Stay in. You know what I mean? No.

I get that point, but I don't agree with it at all. Do you put your... In the shower, do you... What do you do? In the shower, do you face the shower or do you face away from the shower? I'm a 50-50 guy. You have no loyalty in your blood. Pick something and stick with it.

I'm a 50-50 guy. What does that mean? If I had to go, though, this is one where I'll probably receive a lot of hate. That water's hitting me right in my chest. Wait. Majority of the shower. You're going like this. I'm staring at the water.

It's hitting me right here. Yo, what? Yeah. I'm literally standing and the water's going like this. What are you doing with everything else? Washing. Moving around. Wait, okay, so give me, how do you wash your body?

I'll take a step back. I have my microfiber little thing, because loofahs are disgusting. Cam is a goddamn lie. You do not use no washcloth. Cam is a neanderthal. I have a microfiber. No, you don't. Yes, I, Cam.

Of course, Olivia's gone. It's the thing from Manscaped. Yes, I do. It's the rubber microfiber thing. Cam, Cam does this in the shower in his hand. In my bare hand? Yes, and you wash it. And Cam- You do that in the shower? Because we were just in here. There was no device. There was no device.

Washcloth! There was no device. I use a washcloth. Okay, cool. Washcloth is acceptable. Or this microfiber. Loofahs are disgusting. You haven't been to my shower in a minute. There's the black hanging on the hook cam from manscape put that on everything do you wash your legs in the shower yes oh cam you i hate you you lie for the people are you you're lying right you don't watch me bane i wish i'm i will give you my literal routine i get in the shower wet my entire body go straight to the hair

products so they can soak in the scalp more. Boom. Shampoo. Let it go on there. Wash out the shampoo. Boom. Conditioner. Boom. Let it sit in there while the conditioner. Then I go to the face wash. Boom. Double hand all over the face. Those are both sitting there cooking up, getting all the grease and oil out. Then I grab my microfiber thing, the little poly, not poly, the little rubber thing, whatever, because it doesn't hold moisture. Take my soap, and I literally go like this. This is that ADD kicking in. I literally line it, like, perfectly.

It's so bad. There's some things I'm not proud of. I take it, and I go. On it, okay. Great, cool. Take it, wash my entire body, legs and feet included. Feet are last, so I don't take that and put it back anywhere. Cool.

Do you wash your crack in the shower? Yes. How? With the microfiber thing. You want me to give a visual representation of how I clean my ass? No. Okay, but how do you get water in there? You're trying to make me do the weirdest shit.

How do you get water in your ass? No, don't flip it on me. No, because you don't want to answer either. You got to spread a cheek. How do you? So, let's? No, don't flip it on me. No, because you don't want to answer either. You got to spread a cheek. How do you... So let's see. Let's see if there's a way for you to... Y'all are freaking out.

I was asking you to show me. I was asking you to tell me. Yeah, you were. You wish I was. Yeah, you were. You can do that after. No. Okay, honestly, whenever you're washing your crack...

What's going on, dog? Do you, like, open a cheek? What's going on, dog? Do you let it just run? Yeah. Jesus. Do you just let it run? For what? You're washing for what you're watching you're setting me up for failure asking you a question i wash my ass in appropriate and very responsible way water then soap clean the area water again have you ever like ran out of toilet paper and had to make it an executive decision you you you rankin

y'all are oh my god never had it like oh damn I haven't gone never took a shit bath no I've never once had shit on my butt and I had to hop in the shower to save myself oh you're better than I use an old t-shirt or an actual towel before I just hop in the water. I used Bounty before, like paper towels. Yeah. I've used it for like two weeks before. It's because I... Oh my, your wife just said she uses a sock.

But bro, you have to use Bounty. No, no, no, no. You just said, you just said you used paper towels to clean your ass for 14 days. Not only was it bad on my butt. Your ass was rawer than raw. There's no way. Your ass was like 140 grit sandpaper back there. I was real sad at the time.

And it's when I didn't want to leave my home. You were hurting. You probably had four tubes of baby powder that you were having to go through. I didn't want to leave my home. I couldn't imagine imagine your ass didn't want to leave the toilet either it was oh my oh hella chapped you definitely it was equivalent to you probably going to six flags immediately getting on a water ride getting soaked and walking around all day your shit was chafed chapped dry oh i got a fine for my apartment for what? Yeah, what's like a throw them away my garbage you have to I

Learn that flushing paper towels. Yeah, God you you don't like yourself or the environment you see I mean you suck Yeah, no, it's a literal one-time thing and you should hate it so much that you never do it again. No, every time. You slightly enjoyed it. You slightly enjoyed it. Don't do that. You cannot convince me that you didn't leave your apartment once in two weeks. You can't convince me. No, I didn't leave. You cannot convince me.

But what it was. Was it during COVID? No. Then you can't convince me. No, it was this. It got to a point where every time I had to poo, I got a little angry. I was like, this is going to hurt for the next hour and a half. And guess who had all the power in the world to fix that and solve it yeah but

at the time it's just I couldn't get the energy I couldn't I couldn't muster up the uh the uh chapdass boy chapdass boy chapdass boy what's the chapdass boy whatever no chapdass that's what you are chapdass boy all the comments gonna be chap boy. Chapped ass boy. It was list boy. That's chapped ass boy. Oh, speaking of. Oh my God. Speaking of everybody making fun of me, I'm going to make fun of myself. I'm going to, I need to see how you feel about this because I want you to make fun of yourself

too. Okay. Maybe. Oh, you had to do quick wrist check. Well, speaking of, you know, it's not till now where I've been financially like, okay. I used to be like very broke. Like very broke. What is the brokest thing I've ever done is leave a restaurant hungry.

Yo, what? He used to leave restaurants hungry all the time. You wanted to go for the social, but you were like, I'll get the green bean tempura. Like, they're eating steak and shit, and you're just like, I'll take your rolls. I wouldn't even order anything. It's like the complimentary rolls. Until they were like, hey, do you want anything? And I was like, I can't.

Oh, my God. I can't. It's just water. I'm watering up. And then, and then. Oh, oh my god the only place that's acceptable is chilies you get the chips and salsa and you just get like beers with it no no i couldn't even order drinks it's just water dog straight out the tap like don't give me no filter shit either you have a 10 mile radius like you're like hey dog i won't be i can't get gas if it's

past this circle like we got to go somewhere in my bubble oh my god and then i had a girlfriend when i was super broke that's why she cheated on me i couldn't do anything nice and so we would always like she loved going to the movies i could movies are so expensive and so what i would do is i would be like hey babe you want to go get go to a movie she's like yeah and i'd be like i know i can't afford like if we go to the movie we're not getting food oh it sounds like it's not gonna be a good movie theater experience i was like i'd be driving to the like we fully scheduled to go to the movie she's dressed up i'm not because i know we're not going in so i'd be driving to the movie and i'd be like you know babe let's just stay at home and watch a movie oh you're a sick bastard i'd be like that card

but i'd be like but you know what let's bring the movie to us let's go in there order a tub of popcorn don't do large though and we can take it make sure you get make sure you get a media we can't get a refill we don't need the one you can refill so literally we would go into the movie theater order like a medium popcorn take it all and then you don't even watch that film because it's not you can't watch it oh my god no we do one two three movies oh you see somebody's foot in the shot she's like toe yo no okay i can't be what's the brokest thing you've ever done then uh i oh i mean y'all know me i'm a frugal you're very frugal but i would say one of the brokest things i've ever done is I was

in a club and I didn't want to give up my real estate of where I was at and I also didn't want to order one because it was too expensive so I reached in the bucket of the bottle I started chewing the ice in the water dude I started chewing the ice from the bottle bucket so not only has human hands been on the bottle that's now in there, the worst part that actually made me regret everything I've done is after that night, we were in the section, and I saw someone's foot go in the bucket. And I immediately was like, holy shit.

I'm like, what is inside of me right now? It was bad. No, I was like, I don't want to leave. Their water here is like, I mean, it's free if I go over there, but to get the bottled ones that they bring here, it's going to be like five bucks. I was like, you're sick, dog.

I started chugging on foot ice from a bucket that we didn't pay for. Oh, no, we didn't pay for it. But I saw a boot. A whole hoof was in the ice bucket, and it just wasn't. It really made me think i was like dog i gotta stop doing this like if i'm out here i can afford a bottle of water no honestly bad another broke thing i did with my girlfriend that cheated on because i was broke um when she wanted

to go date nights my car i couldn't afford car washes because they're so expensive oh i haven't washed my car in about three years i swear to god i have not got a car wash in like three years but what i would do it rains i'm lucky i would drive downtown and you know the homeless guys that always like run up to your car and just spray shit on it and then start cleaning it without asking i'd be like i need to find them so i'd drive to that corner and i'd be like and then you don't tip them no i'd give them like some quarters that's all i had those are for like like parking meters and stuff but i would give it to them oh another broke thing i've done someone gave me a gift and i re-gifted it to the next person.

Because you didn't want to go buy a gift. Somebody gave me a gift and I knew someone else's event was coming up, so I just scratched out Gale. I wrote their name and said that I messed up all the spelling and I gave it to them. No, that's bad. No, we're definitely a lot better off now. Yes, thank God. A lot better off. yes thank god a lot better shout out to god getting us out of that situation real um let's get mama live on i'm still oh mama

live let's get her on all right guys we got mama live on the podcast today and she's okay yeah go crazy yeah okay yeah little thing y'all haven't seen her on the regular podcast in a minute so i'm glad it's been a minute, so I'm glad So what do you got for you? What's this box box she told us hey? I really want to get on and she brought she brought a box with her What like was it gerbils? What do you mean what guess all right? So what are we doing with it? Okay, so you guys have might have heard of this little thing that's been going around. It might be a while ago, but we're bringing it back. I'm going to pull objects out of this mystery box. You two have to make the sound of the object.

Not naming it. You have to make the sound. Like what the object makes. The noise it makes. You think the object makes. This sounds a lot easier. I have ears, two of them. Are we ready? I'm ready. I'm really just going to put my hand in there. I'm think the object makes. Oh, okay. That's easy. This sounds a lot easier. Okay. I have ears, two of them. Yeah, here we go.

Are we ready? I'm ready. I'm just really just going to put my hand in there. I'm really nervous at what's in this box. I'm really nervous. Oh, okay. That is a ping pong paddle. What sound would this make?

Okay, he's saying, you're saying. You're making the sound of the ball make sound. Yeah, you are making the sound of the ball. What's hitting the ball to cause that noise? The ping pong. The ping pong paddle. I'm hitting the ping pong ball. The ping pong paddle is creating the.

Okay, but there's no ping pong. If that's just alone, it goes. What the hell is. What is that? Like if you swing it. Oh, I see that too. If you swing it Oh I see that too If you swing it fast enough it'll just go It's like when a girl farts

Like If a woman farts it'll be like this Not my farts Grunt That's my wife That was pretty good That was good Let's go I'm nervous bro oh that's easy yeah come on now yeah I was gonna say he sees

pizza they shouldn't have a beer brush that's a beer but. It literally goes... What the fuck you're doing to your head? Who the hell... What kind of hair you got? That was a damn walker from season 4 of Walking Dead. That's literally just this. Yeah. Yeah. Come on now. That's simple. Whatever. Okay. Moving on.

Let's see. Let's see. Object 3. Is that a fork Oh It goes it's plastic yeah bend it back bend it back and let go I'm so so good. Oh Shit doc doc doc no doc hammers give me more of an elegant thing where it's like No, if you if you're slamming into a nail it's illegal no it's not it's more like it's more like a tink tink are you no tink what do we mean bob the builder and you what are you a fish you said it literally is going you're hitting an object with a blunt object you're just going hit that wood yes you're hitting metal dick

Wait give me yeah, I'm definitely too Flimsy as hell you said give me the hammer dog give me the hammer Like what I never got a ton of home ec. That's not home ec. Watch. Watch this. That is like wood shop. Oh, God.

Okay, hold on. Look, ready? Now watch. Wait. I want to try the thing. What? No, forget the... No. Is that actually work?

Dr. Phil. I can do it to you. No, don't touch me. In a safe way. All right, boys, we got one more. Here, one more. Ow, fuck. Last one. I'm definitely clown do it to you. No, don't touch me. All right, boys, we got one more. Here, one more. Ow, fuck. Last one.

I'm definitely clowning both of you. Let's, let's. All right, you sphinx. Holy shit. Why are your scissors so sticky? Oh, my. His scissors are, they were dipped in glue. They were dipped in glue.

There's hair on them. And chips. There's a chip. There's a chip on this on this scissor oh my god i just grabbed them thinking they were normal scissors it's high functional no those are just like like fighting for their life look okay it's not close and try and open them it's like the sword in the stone. I know y'all saw that. Yeah, it's sticky as hell. Yeah.

Those are my- Ugh! Okay, scissors go. You got nasty ass scissors, bro. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one on paper. There you go. Oh, hey, that's-

Thank you, dog. I don't even know if I can, why are you grabbing? What were you doing right then? That's not, let's not do that. No, scissors, if you do the long cut like you're doing wrapping paper, it's definitely. You cut wrapping paper?

I thought it comes cut. How do you wrap presents in? You measure it, cut it, wrap, tape. Cameron knows all about wrapping presents, don't you, babe? Dude, I almost... Why don't you just buy a bag? Buy a bag? What am I going to a birthday party?

It's Christmas. There's Christmas bags. One of those little Elmo's. Christmas bags just shows laziness. Yeah. If. There's Christmas bags. One of those little Elmo's. Christmas bags just shows laziness. Yeah. If you're doing Christmas bags, you're not a...

And I promise you, y'all's gifts this year are coming in fucking bags. If I... Matter of fact, he did give it to me in a bag. He did. On my birthday.

Yeah. Or Christmas. No, that was Christmas. Whatever. Whatever. Regular scissors, when you're cutting, it definitely goes like this.

It's like, it's a deeper. When you do that, it's like, it's a higher pitch because it's continuous. It's like... but a regular cut is like what that is yeah if you're doing like not it's deeper yeah it's like a d it's a it's a lower it's a how are you cutting a lower octave cardstock what the hell is cardstock like thick paper where you put something important on y'all rich like a contract to be like some car like a like a formal greeting to the met gala or like a good paper you want to use cards like an invitation to the royal ball

i've never like you like you pull up on horseback i still get not into the clubs i can't go into the world about by i invite you to the royal ball like that it would be on card like a scroll regardless of what it is you can cut literally anything and go it goes what is that oh my god you scared me no speaking about disgusting the other night me and live so we were super tired we had a little movie night and we were just in the bed chilling and we fell asleep in hoodies and sweats so super comfy but it was, you know, it was... Oh, I bet you smelled like warm. How do you smell like warm?

You know what that means. No one knows that. It's not a thing. Smelling like warm? It's not a thing. Take it out. We're going to address this right here. Take it out.

You cannot smell like adjective. That's a descriptive word. Adjective is like a verb. No, this is a verb. Ad you cannot smell like how do you yeah that's a descriptive word adjectives like a verb no this is a verb adjective is like funny no warm is an adjective it's describing something oh it is describe a smell you smell like warm that's not a thing that's saying you that's like saying you smell like bleed like you that's not a thing you don't smell like bleed you can feel warm. You can smell warm. You can smell funky. You know when you walk into a room that is like hot.

Oh god he's getting nervous. Your body is feeling warm. So you're just saying I can smell the warmth. You can't smell the warmth. You can smell the wood that's burning under the fire. You can't smell fire. If y'all went to bed with all those layers on. If y'all went to bed with all those layers on. if y'all went to bed with all those layers if y'all went to bed with all those layers on and i were to put my nasal under the covers it

smells like warm in there no no you can't you don't spunky but you don't smell like run like you you sweat and you smell like sweat that's true you can't smell run you don't smell bleed but those are different those are describing words so warm! No! That pastry was sweet and warm! So you can't smell an ice cube that smells cold. That's not a thing! Are you nuts?! Take it out! Okay, you know what your five senses are?

Feel, touch, breathe. Smell, run. I can't think anymore. Wait, touch, feel, smell... You almost said run again. You need to calm down, bro. His mind is firing right now. Touch, feel.

Your little neurons are going. Stop talking. I can't think. Touch. This motherfucker said touch and feel. It's the same thing. God, you suck. You want me to help you?

No, no. Touch, touch, see, hear, smell. Yeah, one more. Come on, Bubba. What's another huge thing? Come on, Bubby Bear. Taste. Taste.

I did this because I thought he didn't say it. He already said hear. Taste. So think about it. When something's warm, what sense are you using? You can see warm, too. No, you can't. You can see.

Are y'all, like, do y'all not have fully developed brains you can you cannot see warm you're seeing look if you see fire exactly exactly you're seeing fire you know fire is hot you cannot physically see that something's warm you we can heat up we can heat up a black like say a marble something that won't change color when it's hot. I could make this marble 200 degrees and go, hey bro, can you pick that up for me? And I can see that it's warm. No you won't. Bro, if it doesn't change its color,

if it's something that won't change its color, you would pick that shit up and you'd be like, ah! Why do you think kids burn their hand on the stove? Because they're dumb. They can't see warmth. You were probably that kid when your mom was like, don't touch the stove, and you like this is unbelievable no you can smell cold

lions say you can't if you smell you ever grab some ice cubes and you sniffed them you have art you've already broke the sense barrier you're touching it and when you're bringing it up to your nose you can you can literally feel like the cool that's good that's good but you can ice cubes have smells No, they smell cold that just means you haven't changed your filter if you have if your ice smells if your ice comes with scent Cuz it's literally just water so if you can smell your shit, then your pipes are nasty You need to change a filter dog. You can't smell cold No

Don't believe why are you on me? Stop falling down I believe in you buddy How do your shoes have hair in them already? You're lifting your legs up and all the- It's coming out. Bro, you've had these for a day. No, but okay. You can smell like colors too. You've already said this once. We're not going there.

Yes, you can. He had the nerve to say that smells like yellow. It does. Like throw up smells like yellow. And like blueberries and like sweet food. Oh, they smell like blue? Purple. Blue is more like environment's like environment like if you

go on a nice winter like a nice summer day what that's more of a blue a color cannot smell yes it can bro y'all's brains have blockage of imagination i'm convinced okay and your brain has your brain has delusion no no that one hurt no no no holy shit. You're so moist. You're so wet He's stick you sticky you can oh my God live touches back live touches back. It's bad No, bro, we got to end it. No, this is ridiculous. Oh, y'all just don't believe it's no Well, I guess I guess we'll humor him let us know if you can smell colors and smell warmth You hear that noise oh I see things in the sky and they look at me to die and I want to go and cry

But I can't because I'm shy Cam is my guy Liv's got to lie I'm pretty high in the motherfucking sky I hate my parents Oh shit Did you just make that up immediately? That's pretty good Like the rhyming shit That's some fire

I need to drop him a mixtape That's a good, that's a rhyming shit. That was, that's some fire. You could drop him a mix tape. My favorite part was I hate that parents. Hey, no, we gotta get out of here, bro. No, we gotta leave, no. All right, look, it's, thank you guys so much. No, we gotta go home, we gotta go home. Thank you so much. There's gonna be a cool vlog on the Patreon right now.

Yes! Big announcement from Mama Liv on Tim and Tom. Oh my God. It's on right now. There's liquid in that crease. Holy shit. Your belly hair is so black. It is black.

Oh my God. It's so... Why is it dark so far? It's so dark. Oh my God. It's so dark. Well, it goes all the way. It's so dark.

You're so wet. All right. We got to get out of here. Taco meat on his chest. All right. No, it's gross. It's gross. All right. I'll give you $1,000 if you lick right. No, it's gross. It's gross. All right.

I'll give you $1,000 if you lick it. No, I'm not licking your stomach. Here, live. What's this? Karen, lick it. That's like gym hall money. Oh, that would be a sick-ass gym shark haul. Anyway, we love y'all.

Episode 58. Remember, June 30th. June 30th, Southside Music Hall. Get your tickets now before they sell out. That's gonna be the first link in the bio. Everything else, merch, Patreon. There's about to be a sick-ass new patreon vlog and we're gonna have something else cooking up for next next Week, but that's in the bio as well merch Instagram snapchat discord everything all in the bio You need to know secret code for this week is simply cab CAB

chapped ass boy Chapped ass boy. He's a chapped-ass boy. Paper towels on his ass crack for two weeks straight. It can't be healthy. He's probably still got some little fliggles in his butthole. Fliggles? Define fliggles. Like the little pieces of the paper towel.

Oh, dingleberries. A fliggle. Yep. Yep. All right, guys. When I take lollipops, don't make it on to Christmas. Liv. I can't flick it.

Hang on. Hang on. I can't flick it. And we will see you. Oh. Mm-hmm. Bye. See you next time.